I find it funnier when people do those weird mind games like “I’m breaking up with you” “because I want to be your husband/wife” but it goes wrong so like “I’m breaking up with you” Expecting them to be upset and sad Them: lol phew I wanted to break up with you ages ago but didn’t know how to tell you
My ex broke up with me on a dare as a joke and then was shocked when I agreed we should break up. I’d been trying to find a way to break up with him for weeks and he gave me the perfect opportunity.
I mean... maybe? Tbh, I feel like it works more for physical deformities/birth defects rather than depression, because while depression is difficult to cure, it's still something that cAN be cured. So like, if it's with a birth defect or physical deformity, it could be comparable to "you can't read my texts properly? just get new eyes" or "if you can't reach the food, just grow a new arm", or even something mental like "stop having autism" in short, idk, periods are something we are made to have since birth unless a. you're barren, b. you're male, or c. you were born with amenorrhea (this excludes all factors that can temporarily end periods like birth control or a severe mental illness, you still got a period, it just ended temporarily)
@@worstusernameintheworld9871 you're right but, idk if you have depression or anxiety, it can't be cured like a fever like.. fevers pass, they get better and depression isn't always like that. but yeah I agree.
DISHWASHINGLICKWID omg hi babe! Had no idea you watched danny 😍 makes me wanna be your friend even more!! Also you should make a video on the jackie aina giveaway! I’d love to hear your take on it! Have a great day!!!
Girl: Am I pretty? Boy: NO Girl: Do you want to be with me forever? Boy: NO Girl: Would you cry if I walked away? Boy: NO She heard enough and was hurt. She walked away, tears ran down her face. The boy grabbed her arm Boy: Also, this is a robbery. Give me your money!
I will always love the one that’s like “a boy and a girl are riding a motorcycle. The boy stops with no explanation and tells her to get off. She is confused but gets off and goes home. The next day she finds out he has died. He saw the wall and let her off before driving into it 😔”
For some reason the idea of someone being like “I got you flowers” and holding three dead toads and trying to cram them in a vase is absolutely hilarious to me and actually makes me laugh audibly every time I watch this video
If I were pregnant and I was worried, stressed, and crying and my boyfriend does that mind game, I would just break up with him. I don't need that emotional abuse
Danny: “What short person is going to see this and be like ‘I don’t think I really do deserve love’?” my 4’10 self deprecating ass: “my time to shine baby”
Boy: Babes what wrong Girl: Where my croissant Boy: Sorry sweethurt I eatens you croissant Girl: **creis** Boy: **gets hit by big mens on moterbikers** Girl: Noes I should’ve give you more croissant SHARE TO FRIENS IF CRYED 😭💔
i remember 11 year old me thought these memes were so romantic and wondered why I couldn't find someone who would say all that to me. Then I grew up and realized it's because it sounds fucking insane.
It’s an all night party that we’re gettin into, if you think it’s *FREE REAL ESTATE* then the joke is on you Roses are red, go through the gate. Over the hills, *it’s free real estate*
Right? Like the one where danny tags his boss, the picture of the 2 anime characters is from a story called "Love doesn't Talk" which is adorable. It's on webtoon if you would like to read it
Girl : "Will you place your minecraft bed next to mine?" Boy : "No." Chat : Girl has fallen to her death Boy : "I want to sleep in the same bed with you..." Girl : *respawns* Girl : Umm actually you can't sleep in the same bed in Minecraft you noob. Girl : *Leaves server*
Hattie Francis I was reading the description, too. I wanted to know what is the name of the piano pieces that he plays while reading the posts. Does any of you guys know their names, by any chance?
I love how his "girlfriend" acknowledges her plate is empty and that she has a sign taped to her chest but not the fact that she's actually drew gooden
8:15 the convo is kinda similar to traditional marriage in our country For example a boy knows a girl (maybe he was her classmate, neighbor..etc) and when he wants to get married he will go find a girl he knows and hes interested in so he will just go to her house and meet her and her family, so they start asking him questions and if the girl likes him she will approve (sometimes she doesnt have a right to give her opinion, it is the dad who chooses) and that's toxic to me
I put this through a morse code translater bc i was like "oh this is really clever i wonder what it says" and it just says "EHSSSSHHEEI" Still a funny comment tho!
Girl:I luvs u Boy:me hates u Girl:*cri* Boy:I meant to say I want u Girl:marrys Tag the random stranger stalking you at night, your mom, your dad, your pet, your nemesis, your pillow and your blanket.
"All Gregs are immortal." Not so. I died five years ago this very night... It wasn't Danny's fault, of course. I just shouldn't have been fooling around with that wheat thresher.
genuinely adore how men portray afab people on their periods because when i'm on my period i'm a little more volatile but when these fictional girlies are on their periods they're like "i fucking HATE you and i'm going to throw a FILING CABINET at you and steal all of your CHOCOLATE"
Girl: Am hot? Boy: no- Girl: *runs away and chop off her own head with scissors* Boy at funeral: you gorgeous This is what true lov is tag your bald dad if you cried and agreed. 😭❤️
Girl: Am I pretty? Boy: NO Girl: Do you wanna be with me forever? Boy: NO Girl: Would you cry if I walked away? Boy: NO She heard enough, and was hurt. She walked aways, tears ran down her face. The boy grabbed her arm.. Boy: You’re not pretty. You’re beautiful. I don’t want to be with you forever, I NEED to be with you forever. And I wouldn’t cry if you walked away, I would DIE. (Boy whispers): Please? Stay with me. (Girl whispers): *no*
after he said "well theres only one thing to do" without looking i accidentally clicked on another video and kurtis started talking and i got really confused as to why he turned into kurtis and why i didn't remember that part of the skit
Girl: I is pregenante, perganantttt, PRAGNENT Boy: Liessssss. I can’t be with you anymore. Girl:*cries* Boy: I can only be with you forever. Girl: AYEEE Boy: also, is is PREGANATTE too This is such a beautiful story. Tag your dogs boyfriend’s child’s cat.
Girl: I’m being pragmatic. Boy: I’ll love that baby forever. Girl: what? No I mean.. Boy: It’s okay unlike my dad, I’ll stay forever Girl: are you making an Insta post of this conversation? Boy: yeah babe couple goals Girl: ok dude I’m going to the store to pick up some cigarettes, do you want anything? Boy: yeah can you get me some twizzlers? Girl: sure (Morgan Freeman narration) she never did come back.
Girl: “What do you wanna eat?” Boy: “Garlic... Girl: “Omg your so weird! I hate you!” Girl: *commits suicide* Boy: *visits girls grave* Boy: Bread” LIKE IF YOU CRIED
Girl: i lik you. Boy: no Girl: *cries* Boy: i luv u Girl: *marries* this is tru luv tag you moms dads mom cat that had a baby call karen that is actually a unicorn that had a baby dragon calld jeff
Danny: he’s just talking to himself, like a psychopath?
Also Danny:*breaks up with himself*
He was just a man... Doing business
@@Cat-yx7xc Manly business
@@NyanCatzzz very manly
@@helloworld366 the manliest
Manicure
The “don’t leave me I don’t know how to cook” in the skit at the beginning was a missed opportunity to be sponsored by Hello Fresh
True
Damn, would have been marketing genius.
It really was…
I for once would’ve enjoyed a sponsorship
I find it funnier when people do those weird mind games like “I’m breaking up with you” “because I want to be your husband/wife” but it goes wrong so like
“I’m breaking up with you”
Expecting them to be upset and sad
Them: lol phew I wanted to break up with you ages ago but didn’t know how to tell you
My gf tried that on me, I wasn’t happy in the relationship and thought it was real, so I played along. I dodged a bullet lol
My ex broke up with me on a dare as a joke and then was shocked when I agreed we should break up. I’d been trying to find a way to break up with him for weeks and he gave me the perfect opportunity.
I'm breaking you up......your bones.
man maybe people SHOULD do that, it seems to be an easy out if you aren't happy with the relationship
at likes 666
"Bae, get out from periods" has the same feeling as "Stop being depressed".
"just think happy thoughts"
@@Dr4gon_k1tties "just stop being sad"
I mean... maybe? Tbh, I feel like it works more for physical deformities/birth defects rather than depression, because while depression is difficult to cure, it's still something that cAN be cured. So like, if it's with a birth defect or physical deformity, it could be comparable to "you can't read my texts properly? just get new eyes" or "if you can't reach the food, just grow a new arm", or even something mental like "stop having autism"
in short, idk, periods are something we are made to have since birth unless a. you're barren, b. you're male, or c. you were born with amenorrhea (this excludes all factors that can temporarily end periods like birth control or a severe mental illness, you still got a period, it just ended temporarily)
@@worstusernameintheworld9871 you're right but, idk if you have depression or anxiety, it can't be cured like a fever like.. fevers pass, they get better and depression isn't always like that. but yeah I agree.
@@itiswhatitismindset oh definitely, a mere fever is definitely nothing compared to depression and anxiety
*3 dead toads in a vase*
me, my dignity, and i
DISHWASHINGLICKWID omg hi babe! Had no idea you watched danny 😍 makes me wanna be your friend even more!! Also you should make a video on the jackie aina giveaway! I’d love to hear your take on it! Have a great day!!!
DISHWASHINGLICKWID XD IT WAS A TOADFLOWER DANNY XD
Laughed so hard
Now i know why no girls wants to go on a date with me
Lmao imagine your s/o getting on one knee and saying “I’m breaking up with you” with a big smile on their face
KFKDKWJDBAMDJCNSNGJ
@crust
@crust
@crust
700TH LIKE LEZGOO
Girl: Am I pretty?
Boy: NO
Girl: Do you want to be with me forever?
Boy: NO
Girl: Would you cry if I walked away?
Boy: NO
She heard enough and was hurt. She walked away, tears ran down her face. The boy grabbed her arm
Boy: Also, this is a robbery. Give me your money!
That took a turn lmao
lol
so tragic
😂😂😂
I was not expecting that
Danny: (breaks up with himself)
Laura: "ah sweet, time to finally shoot my shot!"
*wears wedding ring while his "girlfriend" breaks up with him*
JCra Z hes married to drew gooden duh
JCra Z did you not watch the fanfic video?!? ethan klein literally married them.
@@beefykeith48 how would he marry himself???
I think Greg’s wife needs a boyfriend, she’s so lonely
He's having an affair
“Bae get out of periods!” Ugh. I wish it were that easy.
*Just get out of periods its not hard bro*
why cant she be in commas omg its not that difficult
"Ugh, just hurry up and hit menopause"
Uh I know your going through pains that can be as bad as heart failure but come one just stop bleeding
Bruh idk what to say, i just- i don't even- nvm
I will always love the one that’s like “a boy and a girl are riding a motorcycle. The boy stops with no explanation and tells her to get off. She is confused but gets off and goes home. The next day she finds out he has died. He saw the wall and let her off before driving into it 😔”
honestly a better love story than twilight
"stops" did he just stop let her off then just start driving again to kill himself
Tyler Doan yes and it is truly tragic
@@tylerdoan1785 XD
I feel bad for ugly laughing at this omfg
"All Greg's are immortal."
So this explains why Danny hasn't aged in the past 5 years-
He is stealing our life force, drainibg our energy like a vampire, in order to become a god
@@henrysphone6364 I’m fine with this
I too hate it when I confuse amphibious creatures for flowering plants
Happens all the time!
Alyx L. I know right!!
me with the 99th like: I guide others to a treasure I cannot possess
What the fuck who liked this dkadldkdkdj
Every. Damn. Day.
Laura: Hey dan-
*sees that he’s breaking up with himself*
Laura: I think this is a bad time..
LMFAO🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Thet prob happened tbh
That's Danny's luck
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Sorry but I love how your eyes match so well with that T-shirt lol
YES
I want to say how nice his eyes are on like every vid but I also don't want to be creepy so thank you for finding a non-creepy way lmao
SAME
I just noticed that-
Abigael Roy like "your eyeballs please me Danny"
For some reason the idea of someone being like “I got you flowers” and holding three dead toads and trying to cram them in a vase is absolutely hilarious to me and actually makes me laugh audibly every time I watch this video
if someone did that to me i would date them on the spot
Boy: **says genuinely rude things**
Girl: **sob**
Boy: jk lol
Girl: lol
😭😭💙
@@blackwillow482 ?
Girl: *suddenly dies for some reason*
"Ew you suck"
"Oop- i'm gonna die now"
"...my d."
I think this user, may be piece of cheese 🤔
boy:
*whispers* please, stay with me
girl:
*whispers* it’s free real estate
I'm using it
kieran groves stop OMG
Your comment is so underrated 😂
@@YourFoodIsBland appreciated 😅
@@YourFoodIsBland So we meet again 💜
Nothing says romance like 3 dead toads in a vase😩
Oh yes, I agree
honestly, if someone gave me 3 dead toads instead of flowers,I would marry them on the spot
Omg yes
Lanadelrayofsunshine omg lmao I thought he said toes 🤣🤣🤣
Ikr jelly
If I were pregnant and I was worried, stressed, and crying and my boyfriend does that mind game, I would just break up with him. I don't need that emotional abuse
Bae get out of periods. Like my Bae has literally been in the Jurassic period for over a week
i'm dying this comment is so underrated lmao
Damn. My friends been in Triassic for a while😔
Me too! Mines been in the renaissance
Ive personally been in the Stone Age
Man ive been in the Cretaceous myself
Danny: “What short person is going to see this and be like ‘I don’t think I really do deserve love’?”
my 4’10 self deprecating ass: “my time to shine baby”
Taryn you good at giving hugs and monitoring heart beats though??
CannabisMaximus02 my only redeeming qualities to be honest
Lmao same height same mindset
i can relate to this comment
imma flex on you for being one inch taller
>:)
Girl: Do I look like a snacc?
Guy: No
*girl commits toaster bath*
Guy at funeral: You're a meal *grabbing handful of ashes as his jaw unhinges*
YeetStar yes
the visceral repulse this comment gave me though
I laughed and then said OH out loud when I realised what you meant at the end
Kronos and Zeus about to eat their children:
(I may be wrong but)
@@michelled87 I thought kronos ate Zeus. Like I know Zeus ain't got the best reputation but I dont think he ate his kids. Might be wrong though
Boy: Babes what wrong
Girl: Where my croissant
Boy: Sorry sweethurt I eatens you croissant
Girl: **creis**
Boy: **gets hit by big mens on moterbikers**
Girl: Noes I should’ve give you more croissant
SHARE TO FRIENS IF CRYED 😭💔
This comment was better than your cooking. Jk. I love your food.
The fact that you misspelled sweetheart but not croissant makes this more cursed
i,M cryg eVerytume! 😔😔😔
*shareds to eveyr fren*
😭😭😭😭😭😭
I like how Danny has a wife but plays his own girlfriend.
D Diamond haha
It's because he broke up with his girlfriend by making her his wife.
Hannah Roa Id like you to undo that statement
Wait really?
Lmao
he has a WIFE? I thought he was like 17 😳
“All Gregs are immortal and impervious to all diseases”
*coronavirus has left the chat*
LuvTortyz WE WILL SURVIVE. WOOOOOOO
I'm not gonna like this comment cuz it's at 69 likes.
Greg greg greg greg greg greg greg greg greg greg greg greg greg
GREG GREG GREG GREG GREG GREG GREG GREG GREG GREG
when ur greg but you actually got coronavirus
i remember 11 year old me thought these memes were so romantic and wondered why I couldn't find someone who would say all that to me. Then I grew up and realized it's because it sounds fucking insane.
lmaoooo same, i can't believe these posts still exist
I’m 11 and I literally hate those
Omg that was me at 11. I even wrote shit like that in my diary xD. I cringe at my past self.
Whats being 17 like now?@@manit940
@@manit940 Hey, you're 17 now right? How is life? Doing good?
"I got you a bib that says girlfriend character" is such a great joke.
Boy: (whispers)
*Its free real estate*
Viic *moans*
It’s an all night party that we’re gettin into, if you think it’s *FREE REAL ESTATE* then the joke is on you
Roses are red, go through the gate. Over the hills, *it’s free real estate*
Viic
L O L
F-R-E-E THAT SPELLS FREE!! CREDIT REPORT.COM BABY!!!
hey lil mama lemme whisper in your ear
Merch idea: bibs that say girlfriend character on them
Hell yeah great idea, my dude
A shirt would be cool too
@@oliviagarrett1853 no
spaghetti gum yes
@@dekusnumber1simp380 no
Dirty lines :
"YESS BABY DRAW ME TO FULFILLMENT"
"MM BABY GRAB THOSE THINGS THAT MAKE YOU HAPPY"
Cody Ko is the best person to have ecer walked the earth
CODYYYY
YES TMG🙏🙏
Yessss!!!!
Girly Nerd
*makes
all this jokes are nice but nobody’s gonna mention how his shirt matches his eyes perfectly?
Girls: Do you want baby.
Boy: no
Girl: silently cries*
Boy: whispers* I want three
Tag your girl
Toni P @hentaiwaifus
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@yourgirl
@no_one
This was atcually good
another dumb thing about these accounts is that they're almost definitely just stealing random ppl's art for their posts without credit
YESS
@@crypto1122 just like mvperry, saying ''OOO I FOUND IT OFF GOOGLE OOO''
Right? Like the one where danny tags his boss, the picture of the 2 anime characters is from a story called "Love doesn't Talk" which is adorable. It's on webtoon if you would like to read it
Yeah
I hate plagiarism
i sure do hate it when i’m in periods
Funny finding YOU here Abbachio😂😂😂
Dr. Giorno
hello peepee boy
Leone Abbacchio is this a jojo reference
Bad Wolf
everything i say is a jojo reference
@@SNRGR as it should be
8:23 well Danny, this is what we call an arranged marriage in India
And around the world, arranged marriages are part of a lot of different cultures.
when i hear arranged marriage i think 2018 gacha life video
6:53
"Treat your girls like that"
Girls, plural?
So u need to have 3 girls ???
Polyamorous
girls, plural.
BlueAppleTea you gotta have at least 14
BlueAppleTea well duh
I literally choked on my water laughing @ the rich man talking to himself when the girl already left
Nayely Cruz I HAVE 2 PORCHE 1 LEMBORGHINI I AM THE BOSS
You marry me, I has many 'Lemborghinis' and much Villass...
you have much Italian restaurants
you feel much greg
i have many... leather bound books...
hiryu. egdy
hiryu. YES 😂
He went all out on the budget to create that girlfriend character.
Girl : "Will you place your minecraft bed next to mine?"
Boy : "No."
Chat : Girl has fallen to her death
Boy : "I want to sleep in the same bed with you..."
Girl : *respawns*
Girl : Umm actually you can't sleep in the same bed in Minecraft you noob.
Girl : *Leaves server*
This nearly made me cry, so heart warming, with such a twist at the end as well 😪❤
Girl fell from a high place
Underrated comment
good
This is contradictory 😡 putting your minecraft beda next to each other is sharing a bed. I rest my case.
*hoW tO bEiNg a roMaNcE*
*hOW tO dO tHe lOVes*
How to be a 9 years old normie
hOw tO gEt 9 yEaR oLdS wRiTe tHesE "rOmAnTiC" sTorIeS
this sent me lmao
How to be deep and force kids to fake depression uwu
my bae is always in periods, man i hate middle school’s system
Brandon Salway This comment is underrated.
Hol'up
👩🏻
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............
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🩲
👟👟
do american high schools not have periods?
Brandon Salway how old are you
5:20 all the poor girls who are average height, medium sized, or any color besides “fair” and “dark”
"Grab those things that makes you happy"
*grabs phone*
And starts watching Danny 😋
*grabs ‘Instant Death Potion, Do Not Use!’ And chugs it*
Grabs plate of spaghetti
Grabs vape
How do I grab a car?
*_grab those things that makes you happy_*
I'd be arrested then
Where am i supposed to find a noose?
Hattie Francis I was reading the description, too. I wanted to know what is the name of the piano pieces that he plays while reading the posts. Does any of you guys know their names, by any chance?
is that luke hemmings fhgufkdhd
Kavin. He never said you have to grab them in public... O-O
Girl: Do you think im pretty?
Boy: no
_girl dies_
Boy: no i dont think you're pretty i think you're *super* pretty
Tag a friend that died
_ N_ they’re*
@Timothy Smith, you can’t prove I killed you
the cup RM throws in the Run MV 💜💜💜
@my_will_to_live
miss u bro
what is happening in the replies
As a girl i can confirm that we definitely just suddenly hate everyone when we’re ‘in periods’
Girl: Am I ugly?
Boy: Yes
Girl: Cries
Girl: *Commits go to sleep and no wake up*
Boy: goes to bed
Boy: sleeps
S &J i cried
me
😭💔
THAT IS THE * sniffle* SADDEST STORY EVER! *sniffle * I JUST CRIED SO HARD! 😭😢
Lmao😂
I love how his "girlfriend" acknowledges her plate is empty and that she has a sign taped to her chest but not the fact that she's actually drew gooden
Shhh... don't let her know.
girl: do you like my shirt
boy: no
girl: *dies*
boy: i love shirt...
please tag your shirt
@jeramiah
@harris
@steve
@shirtblacktea
Drop a “👚” if you crib in dis sad tagedy
@pants
8:15 the convo is kinda similar to traditional marriage in our country
For example a boy knows a girl (maybe he was her classmate, neighbor..etc) and when he wants to get married he will go find a girl he knows and hes interested in so he will just go to her house and meet her and her family, so they start asking him questions and if the girl likes him she will approve (sometimes she doesnt have a right to give her opinion, it is the dad who chooses) and that's toxic to me
That's more than "toxic" it's sexist misogynistic and forced marriage
honestly, your videos keep getting better and better!! I laughed through this entire experience, keep it up, Greg forever
Taylor Fox I
No I truly greg
I like how the girlfriends voice is deeper than dannys voice
i want to like but ur at 69 so i wont ruin it
@@oli7085 I ruined it...
@@user-xe3xo4iz7e its ok...
I love your pfp
@@georgiakapetaniou761 who are u talking to?
when bae is in periods
boy: hey bae
girl: . .... ... ... ... ... .... .... . . ..
boy: wtf
- HomeDepotViprin - she’s doing morse code
*in periods*
@@angrylozenger lmao
Eye with the face
I put this through a morse code translater bc i was like "oh this is really clever i wonder what it says" and it just says "EHSSSSHHEEI" Still a funny comment tho!
danny: "talking to himself? like a psychopath?"
also danny: *making fun of this guy for talking to himself, by himself*
Boy:If you walked away I would DIE
Girl: *Walks away to see if he's telling the truth*
Boy: *Gets heart attack*
Boy: gets struck by lighting
@@Foxgurloli Noice.
lol The first thing I thought of was death note.
*ee*
So sad 😭😭😢😢
"Greg is immortal."
*me who got hit by a car a few months ago and survived:* 👁️👄👁️
Jokes aside I wish you a full recovery!
You good homie?
Bruh are you okay
@@ThisUserPassedAway I love your name and I hope the person is okay too
You good?
**girlfriend character has left the chat**
"When bae is in periods" just makes me picture someone being menaced by flying ellipses like it's Alfred Hitchcock's The Birds 😂😂😂
SAJKKJSAJK LMAOOOO
Danny's wife watching him break up with himself: 👁👄👁
Yep wonder which Danny got the house and 1st comment
He's married?
Shirley M. Y e s
@@js0219 😯😮 o m g
Michelle Dolbeck so is Danny’s wife the camerawomen or is she like really camera shy
Girl:I luvs u
Boy:me hates u
Girl:*cri*
Boy:I meant to say I want u
Girl:marrys
Tag the random stranger stalking you at night, your mom, your dad, your pet, your nemesis, your pillow and your blanket.
I love this
Best part is this has 69 likes
TEH EVIL BANANA aaaa
"and tag someone"
Ahh yes, the official account of Danish Ministry of Taxation will be very surprised and confused.
Štěpán Otřísal your it
"All Gregs are immortal." Not so. I died five years ago this very night...
It wasn't Danny's fault, of course. I just shouldn't have been fooling around with that wheat thresher.
Dang... You're girlfriend couldn't feel your heartbeat too, huh?
an audible sponsor!!!! get that coin danny!!
*daddy
ok what
Jacksfilms is trembling
kxwxiicxt shit u right
he can really buy that castle in the beginning now
Coint*
“What short person is gonna see this and be like hmm, I don’t think I really do deserve love”
Me.
I am that person.
Somewhat Psycho Are you in periods?
Somewhat Psycho
Are you in the periods??
Get out of them~
xD
Also, also me **raises hand**
youtuber: *exist*
audible: SpOnSoR
And skillshare....skillshare always sponsors youtubers
And Honey skjkjsk
This video's sponsored by
S Q U A R E S P A CE
seatgeek
Better than RUclips removing adds for no good reason and gives adds and cash to soulless terrible RUclipsrs
genuinely adore how men portray afab people on their periods because when i'm on my period i'm a little more volatile but when these fictional girlies are on their periods they're like "i fucking HATE you and i'm going to throw a FILING CABINET at you and steal all of your CHOCOLATE"
that's so true-
like, no one is _that_ angry on their period
They become the hulk lol
@@OurElectricEclipse can confirm
@@JustSomeoneHi frrrrrrr
crying* i still need to finish my study. my parents would be disappointed if they know
Me watching these videos instead of studying
Same
Girl: I like you
Boy: I don't like you, sorry
Girl: **yeetus thine feetus, commits self-deletus**
You deserved to be pinned
this is the most beautiful thing i’ve ever seen
This is one of the holy most beautiful things my eyes have seen
Wow
Deserve a hundred million likes
danny: what short person would see this and say "no i don't deserve love"
me: *raises hand slowly*
Mr. Struggle same, but my hand wouldn’t raise slowly
Mine shot up.
Decreasing love for you raising love for God
me too scared to say i dont deserve love in case someone says they agree lolol im totally kidding that was a joke lol ha ahahahhaa
Mr. Struggle omg I just watched the Mr. struggle video
I love that the nutcracker just has a piece of paper that reads "Nutcracker" oh my claws 😭 XD
Girl: Am hot?
Boy: no-
Girl: *runs away and chop off her own head with scissors*
Boy at funeral: you gorgeous
This is what true lov is tag your bald dad if you cried and agreed. 😭❤️
Zoe Allen this is the funniest comment ive ever seen oml
Zoe Allen Leik if yoo cri erevy tim.
xxXmCrFoRlYfEXxx bvblover this is so sad can we hit 50 like??
Wait I have no bald dad
Katia Olivares shave it
Girl: Am I pretty?
Boy: NO
Girl: Do you wanna be with me forever?
Boy: NO
Girl: Would you cry if I walked away?
Boy: NO
She heard enough, and was hurt. She walked aways, tears ran down her face. The boy grabbed her arm..
Boy: You’re not pretty. You’re beautiful. I don’t want to be with you forever, I NEED to be with you forever. And I wouldn’t cry if you walked away, I would DIE.
(Boy whispers):
Please? Stay with me.
(Girl whispers):
*no*
Top 10 Anime Plot Twists (GONE WRONG) (OMG NOT CLICKBAIT) (I DIED)
Then the boy died
Omfg genius
*dog poop on grave lol*
Me This is me
i appreciate that ur eyes match with ur T shirt, A+ for colour coordination
xStateofSleepx I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT 😂
after he said "well theres only one thing to do" without looking i accidentally clicked on another video and kurtis started talking and i got really confused as to why he turned into kurtis and why i didn't remember that part of the skit
Boy: how can I have a salary, when I am--
Ad: I AM RECENTLY RETIRED
Lol
I am- THE NEW DETROIT STYLE FROM PIZZA HUT
I got:
Boy: How can I have a salary when I am-
Ad: Grammerly can help make your writing clear and concise
How can I have a salary when I am charmin ultra soft 😭😭😭😱😱😱🤬🤬🤬
Girl: I is pregenante, perganantttt, PRAGNENT
Boy: Liessssss. I can’t be with you anymore.
Girl:*cries*
Boy: I can only be with you forever.
Girl: AYEEE
Boy: also, is is PREGANATTE too
This is such a beautiful story. Tag your dogs boyfriend’s child’s cat.
@oreothecat
It's pregnananat
I cannot cope😂🤣😅
Girl: I’m being pragmatic.
Boy: I’ll love that baby forever.
Girl: what? No I mean..
Boy: It’s okay unlike my dad, I’ll stay forever
Girl: are you making an Insta post of this conversation?
Boy: yeah babe couple goals
Girl: ok dude I’m going to the store to pick up some cigarettes, do you want anything?
Boy: yeah can you get me some twizzlers?
Girl: sure
(Morgan Freeman narration) she never did come back.
PREGANANANT
Girl: I’m on my periods
Boy: ( puts toads in vase)
Girl: you are so romantic
Tag yours boss if you cried too ❤️
@mom
AMY RAMOS lmaoooooo 😂
@boy
@yes
Omg I’m crying
i swear danny has never lost his vine energy
girl: boy wil you date me
boy: no.
girl: *dyes*
boy at funerals
boy: "i'll marey you"
drop a ❤️ and share with a friends who dead
@Lenin
Meeta Verma yeah, that’s the point
Vry dep
ok
Giselle Arellano yeahs i cryeid 😢😢
2018 Tall Girls: Beautiful
2019 Tall Girls: Size 13 nikes
2020 Tall Girls: 🤧
Caryn Fogarty #tallgirl movie 😤✌🏿
Men size 13 nikes*
MENS
...I read size 13 nukes
@@biancaandres8682 atta human!
*handed a empty plate to me and pretended to eat for the past half hour*
Fish
I yeet my meat to the beat of my feet
Ur species Feces lol Lol nice
reddie trash
Your name and profile pic makes me happy
nice pfp
I feel so hurt and dejected that they forgot to include how beautiful unfair girls are. The fair girls always get the spotlight.
Danny: Has a girlfriend character.
Danny: Has a wife.
Also Danny: Uses himself in a name bib as the girlfriend character.
Danny's girlfriend: I gotta go
Danny: No PLEASE
Danny's Girlfriend: I GOT TO GO
Are you referencing what I think you are?
lmao
But.. it’s cold outside
NO DONT LEAVE ME
@@clydefrogzz Yes probably :3
Girl: “What do you wanna eat?”
Boy: “Garlic...
Girl: “Omg your so weird! I hate you!”
Girl: *commits suicide*
Boy: *visits girls grave*
Boy: Bread”
LIKE IF YOU CRIED
emma dilemma it's too grammatically correct
emma dilemma 😢
emma dilemma im so shocked that this shit is still around! i thought it died in like 2011
emma dilemma BITCH I FUCKING BAWLED
emma dilemma truly sad
"How can I get the salary, when actually i am -- **ad** -- DAWN POWERWASH"
Damn I hate when I’m in periods
Hersh I know right. All that swimming and bad vision.
Don't we all hate it when we're in periods....
"You've scrolled this far you might as well follow me" with a puppy picture. I hate those.
Puccettina 88 frick. i know right T_T
I swear i fucking hate those especially the ones with a creepy squirward like no bitch
Andrei angela Babista I hate bts they're trash
Danny Galindo no need to say it out loud...
Puccettina 88 _do you know where to buy a squip ;)_
*me after breakup: cries and eats ice cream*
*Danny after a breakup: makes a video*
Jokes on you...
*I Would do BOTH*
After my break up we just became friends
@@alliethe_flash4167 xd
Me: *Watches the Office for the 100th time*
@@alliethe_flash4167 gotta multitask sometimes, they don't understand 😂😂
On 6:43 I thought the BF was confessing love to the GF baby that she’s pregnant with…
I misheard really badly..
Twilight Breaking Dawn Jacob moment right there.....
@@crimsonstrykrboth of the love interests in that movie were so creepy
@@kgddugvjjwhen you have to pick between your stalker or your baby’s stalker 😍😍😍
your humor is so meta
Reagan oh hi, i love your channel! O:
what’s meta
❤
That's not what meta means at all.
bhhb njkbh then, tell us?
I like how you actually have a wife you could have done the intro bit with, but you chose to make everything more difficult.
Just an innocent Pomegranate Wife?
Karan Aujla he does wear a ring on this 4th finger
No pomegranates!
I want to get my gf panzergranate
how old is he?
Girl: will u luv me 4ever
Boy: no
*girl runs away crien. Gets hit a a car bc she doesn’t c da sine*
Boy *crine*: I will luv u 5evr :(
nevermindthename 😂😂😂best comment
this is so sad
Can we hit 500 children
lyk if u cri evritim
Ligma balls nigga 😂😂👌
This is so sad... Alexa play Despacito.
At 1:17 my video froze and I stared at that for like an entire minute before realizing it was frozen
The grammar is so bad he automatically corrects it when he reads the text 😂
i love how he used himself as his own girlfriend instead of his *ACTUAL* wife
lydia plot twist his “actual wife” is him
U Flippin Nibber his actual wife is “drew” cause they’re the same person
Girl: i lik you.
Boy: no
Girl: *cries*
Boy: i luv u
Girl: *marries*
this is tru luv
tag you moms dads mom cat that had a baby call karen that is actually a unicorn that had a baby dragon calld jeff
Mari I cried because of the grammar
700th like!
I do have those things
why are there so many likes this is terrible
omg such sweet
"i don't want to be with you, i NEED to be with you"
he literally said that he doesn't want to but is necessary for some reason