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You've heard of elf on a shelf, now get ready for shepherd with a leopard
IM FUCKING DEAD 💀
Or Blake in a lake
dwight on the sprite
jesus on the yeezus
Or Obama on a llama
*"The only real one in life is mother"*
Rapunzel would disagree
Rapunzel left the chat
nil So would Cinderella.
So would most other Disney characters because their parents are either dead or never brought up
This aged well
Qibli would like to disagree with you, I mean his mom sold him, well at least his adoptive mom is both a queen and a good person.
Yeah, I'm the only one who gets this.
I can't believe Danny went with "he can't even smell" for the baby with no nose when "he can't even hum" was right there.
I was expecting the joke too!! 🥲🥲
heartbreakingly enough, the baby died in 2017 unexpectedly :(
@@prestowand i read your comment and then went to look it up :(( aw man he seemed really sweet, rip
it took me years to understand what they meant at 7:25. "fairness cream" is a poorly translated way to describe skin treatments intended to lighten the color of darker skin. from what i know, these sort of treatments can be very harmful. and, you know, everyone deserves to love the skin they're in. black and brown are beautiful. so it's a nice sentiment, even if the message didn't come across properly to a good number of english speakers.
Nice to know!
this!
oh thanks
Not everyone has to love themselves
@@mustangg_art tHiS
Not a comment
*stands like super hero*
*crops are watered, skin is cleared, grades are higher, and I’ve been awarded a snow leopard and AK-47
Fuck everything else give me the gun and cat
I love this comment so much
He’s 25
😂😂
@@couldbetheo YES
There was a little boy name Justin, when he was going to school he saw a man drowning! Justin walked to the man and saved him. Justin grew up to Justin Bieber and the man he saved was Albert Einstein, true fact
BELIEVE IT!!!
Evi Lifton I wouldn’t have known it was surprising unless you said that, thank you so much.
THIS IS SHOCKING!!!
@@-mars. it is?! Wow!!!
I would like but it’s at 69 likes
“ standing like a superhero for two minutes can increase your appetite for risk” My dog named risk: 👁👄👁
Hahaha I laughed at this.
kid named finge:r
kid named finger
Kid named finger
Kid named waffle
Okay, but for real I actually did find it REALLY difficult to hum while holding my nose. Like I could kind of make a sound but it put waaay more pressure on my sinuses than I anticipated and was very unpleasant. So I feel like that fact gets a pass, at least from me personally.
shut up nose boy!
i just tried and i felt stupid because i genuinely can't hum past making a little sound.
i have figured out that the trick is to open the corner of your mouth just a little bit, the air just needs somewhere to escape through and then you can hum fine and the rest of your mouth is still closed to make the right sound
@@phoenixprince1806 then it is not really a humm because you have your mouth open.
A Humm is when you make a sound with your mouth completely closed so you need your nose to exhale to be able to humm.
It seems to only work if you fully block airflow through your nose. If there is even a slight passage that air can escape through your nose, you can still harm, but if you stick your fingers or cotton balls up your nose, and make sure it's fully blocked, you can't hum.
Danny: stands like a superhero
His testosterone levels: GODLIKE
I smell a Noel Miller reference
That is actually "true". Look for "Amy Cuddy" up on RUclips. She has a scientific study on this.
Why is he so thicc help
@@sakuix3562 What? _they aren't wrong.._
【BASIC ・ SOFTII】 *#ThicccDanny*
Incredible fact: Despite the common misconception that Danny's full name is Daniel, it's actually Danny DeVito.
Koji kurac? Zanimljivo
@@chrismalarkey2896 E
@@user-nu8om3me8c E
@@aliza1014s E
@@pgallbladder i don't know what that means
Fun fact: airlines always have body bags on board so when someone inevitably dies they will put them in a body bag and sometimes they but the body in cargo with your luggage
Neat!
i n e v i t a b l y
🤔…sorry, but do you have a source for that?
If an airline carried emergency body bags, I imagine it would be for passengers who die in-flight. However, at least on modern Boeing and Airbus planes in the US, you cannot access the cargo holds from the cabin. Unless there is a secret, airtight door hidden somewhere, I can personally attest that the ceiling of the cargo compartments on those planes is solid. The cargo holds are not typically outfitted with the same environmental controls as the cabin too, so I would imagine suddenly connecting the two by opening some hatch would cause a disruption of some sort, possibly interfering with the plane’s ability to remain stable. For example, Boeing 747 plane cargo holds are pressurized, but only the front half (forward of the wings) are oxygenated (this is why animals traveling in cargo *must* be loaded up front!)-is there a different kind of [modern] plane that has cargo compartments that can be safely accessed mid-flight without landing??
On top of that, there are hella strict regulations surrounding transporting human remains via plane: for example, say Bob dies in Canada but his family’s cemetery plot is in Texas and his wishes are to be buried in that family plot. Bob would need to be embalmed and then packaged properly (in a coffin in a box labeled appropriately and padded with additional layers of absorbent material just in case) before the airline will accept his body/remains as cargo. That’s not even going into the paperwork on either end of that flight…
(Source: worked on the ramp and in the baggage department of an airline at their international airport hub in the US)
🤓 🤓🤓🤓
"Stand like a super hero for 2 minutes to change your testosterone levels."
Me, a desperate trans guy: 🦸♂️
@@SamiMantha-op2ld oh how much I wish I could shapeshift 😭 Fr
Same, I'm too poor to regularly obtain something classified as a black market steroid.
Did it work? Please I need to know
@@RobinParravel It does not work 😔 Atleast not drastically enough
@@k.c.maiale7504 :(
Guess I'll have to find another way
Steve killed his wife in front of a bunch of people and nobody had the power to report it because none of them were mother
Daaamn
@@funnerfunko I have no memory of making that comment or what the context was
@@AerrisGShep rad comment anyways bud
@@funnerfunko lol thank you
@@AerrisGShep I love your profile pic!! Catra's one of the best written character's I've seen in a long time
Danny’s testosterone levels after standing like a super hero for 2 minutes:📈📈📈📈📈📈📈
*stonks*
Wasnt it already like that?
*S T O N K S*
@@senpaispeed4389 lmao
*S T O N K S*
8:55 “the person you love the most will hurt you the most”
“Not mother” 🥺
"The person you love the most will hurt you the most."
*" N o t m o t h e r . . . "*
I feel bad for that baby, he'll only ever be able to make a noise and will never hum
Raddy_Nero PFFT
Raddy_Nero I just took a moment to laugh fir a solid 2 minutes...thank you
*blows air out of nose*
Well he died in 2017 so humming was least of his problems.
Jessilyn oh...😐 r.i.p
Danny has mastered the act of acting excited but still maintaining really dead inside eyes
I totally agree lol
This is how we British folk make it through the day
Jessica Howard bruhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 🤧🤣😭
I want to upvote but you have 969 upvotes so I cant
Just like me
10:36 you joke, Danny, but my grandfather is so known for saying nothing at all during a whole conversation and then interjecting with some random, completely unrelated fact or anecdote that whenever I bring up something that is seemingly unrelated to the topic at hand (I have ADHD so my train of thought goes all over the place lol), my whole family calls it a “grandaddy moment.”
"Steve killed his wife in front of a bunch of people and nobody had the power to report it. How?"
Steve killed her in a cemetery.
"The only real person is Mother"
Orphans: Well Imma head out
LMAO
Well damn! 😢😂😂😂
Orphans are free food
Technoblade is out for blood.
@@grayemn1409 The promised neverland reference.
“Because kids like me don’t like to learn in a classroom, we like to learn on the World Wide Web.” That didn’t age well.
I deadass read this when he said it
i wanna go back to the classroom grrrr
@@threebeanzinatux2596 Same
@@threebeanzinatux2596 same here.
@@threebeanzinatux2596 same
Extra info about the hitchhiking robot since I found it really interesting: it was actually dropped in 3 countries before being dropped in the US: Canada, the Netherlands, and Germany, in which it made it across all 3 countries, however it was destroyed shortly after being dropped in America, being destroyed in Philadelphia.
9:35 this feels like every Ace Attorney case except Edgeworth and the judge are just as confused as you
Rankings of realest people
3: Danny
2: Shepherd with Leopard
1: Mother
And Greg
I think you mean
3: Mother
2: Mother
1: Mother
@@Cardinalt long live the motherland
What about Greg
@@tartaglia. The Soviets were on to something....
He killed his wife and then got men in black to erase the peoples memories
I have a better explanation. This refers to Queen's famous meme song/ murder ballad Another One Bites the Dust, where the shooter is named Steve.
@@randomnessrules4971 *thanos
This comment is clever
Oh yes
NO
10:59
i just looked it up. justin beiber's mom's name is pattie
First name Pattie, last name Mallette. I don’t know why they didn’t write Pattie Mallette or just Pattie
The humming one was true, here's the reason from Google bc I explain bad:It is because when you hum, you are actually exhaling, so if both your mouth and your nose is closed, the air can't escape. ... So, although you can hum for a very brief few second or two, you will be forced to open your mouth and catch your breath.
You have legs???
Courtney Boyer Beauty I know right?!?? It's disgustingly shocking
Thicc legg
THIS IS REALLY SHOCKING!!
Courtney Boyer Beauty sssssshhhhhhh, no one must know
*l e g g*
I just realized he would be a perfect peter Parker.
Rainbow Kitten how
helen rebar exactly, how?
He can’t pass for 15
nah he likes Tom Holland too much to take his job
I think he would be a better Peter Pan
9:57 that was my first thought as well, i immediately though that steve was an executioner 🤭
Same
Answer to the Steve riddle: he poisoned her drink in a restaurant but even though tons of people saw it, nobody knew it was him
"two friends used ashes as bait and caught the worlds biggest carp"
so we just going to ignore the fact that they used ashes as bait in the first place
To question one's logic, is to question their existence.
I don't know what I just typed but yeah, let's just ignore the fish that loves burnt person 😂
Yeah and how did they even do that?
@@hazelrogers513 perhaps they coated something in the ashes
Yeah how TF do you use ashes as bait
Mr. Miscellaneous ok yeah that makes sense
i turned on notifications.
my skin is clear, my crops are thriving, john cena is smiling kindly upon me. god himself shakes my hand. "you are truly greg"
cthis is such an underrated comment
I subbed, love your profile photo!
Danny must see!
*_GREG_*
Greg
7:27 it’s about colorism/racism. People bleach their skin with “fairness cream” because they want fair (aka pale) skin.
Ok
the poor people have no friends thing had me laughing hard for 3 minutes
“The only real one in life is Mother”
I like how they don’t say “My Mother”-it’s just mother. It could be your neighbor’s mother, it could be the mother of your landlord, it’s just some random “Mother” that you worship
Olive’s Corner UNDERRATED COMMENT ALERT
9mother9horse9eyes9
it could even be the mother series of games
It just sounds like it is someone called mother. Just imagine that for a second, naming your child "mother".
MOTHER RUSSIA
"Steve killed his wife in front of a bunch of people and nobody had the power to report it. How?"
well, knowledgefusion, you cant go to jail for killing a guitar, CAN YOU.
that's genius
r/madlads
That is a gigantic brain move.
I just said he killed himself after-
*That literally made me laugh out loud oh my gosh*
6:45 I couldn’t hum and plug my nose
2:35 how DO you use ashes as bait. Seriously, you can’t attach ashes to a hook
you roll poop over the ashes and hook the poop to the line
@@mikejones2405 good idea, I’ll make sure to try that. Hopefully it’s firm!
*iT's nOT a hUmM it's jUst a sOUnD*
Rachel Camasura im never going to be able to sleep again
Mr. Person sure
Rachel Camasura im not able to do it though?????
hums, face explodes
1000 like
If that baby has no nose, he definitely can't hum.
(holy shit i've never gotten this many upvotes before. i make videos. plz check them out)
shit.
I can die happy now, being everywhere on yt and someone noticing is my only goal in life
Yes, I actually am a physical embodiment of the singularity, that is how I am able to view and comment on everything at once.
But for real maybe we just have similar taste in 'tubers :)
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Omg
8:33 Who wrote these facts, Buster Bluth?
i can't unhear now
Fun fact: The superhero stance is actually proven to work. but you have to be looking in a mirrior and have your arms stretched out upward. it was proven that many people that were previously shy did well in interviews because the stance made them confident.
The whole thing about hearing dead people laughing is like saying that if a singer died and you listen to their songs that’s meant to be creepy
You mean to tell me they're not alive in a studio, singing on demand for me when I start the song? Creepy.
ChokeOnAPear sorry to break it to you now...
@@doll1ly I'm really concerned now.
@Panic! at the twenty-one chemical brides Nice user name lmao
Panic! at the twenty-one chemical brides I like your name
Danny: Millennials like you and me
Me: *blinks in GenZ*
Kids watching in 100 years: 👁👄👁
i like him because he’s one of the rare internet millennials who doesn’t just talk about nostalgia, harry potter, and the fact that they love alcohol
my reaction:👁👄👁❓
Wait they are different things?
@@lailataluminousnight8064 i think millennials are like 19-24 years old and genz 13-18
The stand like a superhero thing has some merit. Learned about this in college, about power stances and stuff like that to improve confidence and higher probability for performing better in job interviews! Far fetched but science-backed!
Steve probably had diplomatic immunity
The “stand like a superhero thing” is actually completely true, they just worded it poorly.
It’s supposed to be a superhero stance, and the example most commonly used with this is the wonder woman pose of standing with your hand on your hips. It apparently tricks your brain into being more confident. There’s a TED talk on this that goes more in depth and explains the science of it.
Btw the reason I know about this is bc I have a ‘professional skills’ class and they taught us to do this before interviews to build our confidence.
This was disproven to be a placebo. It doesn’t actually release more testosterone into your body
Emily Geier That may be true but a placebo still can boost your confidence.
Emily Geier Placebo still works. Some placebo is healthy, some is snake oil, but the super hero stance is definitely and example of placebo everybody would benefit from using
POWER POSE
Yeah I had to write an essay about it in english class for like ted x confidence or something?
Steve killed his wife by feeding her a burrito laced with a discreet poison. The witnesses attributed her death to bad food service, and Ernesto stole her songs
LMFAOO I was not expecting that reference
ernesto de la cruz...
You won😭
UN POCO LOCOOOO
ERNESTO DE LA CRUZ NOOOO
I kind of wish Danny would re-use that “Believe it!” sound in some videos. Also, that knuckle-cracking bit was great.
"Nobody is real in this world except Mother-" DARK BROTHERHOOD INTENSIFIES
Did you know? You are not a true greg if you can’t breathe.
G-inhale
R-hold
E-xhale
G-
i'm asthmatic, am i still greg?
bebe annette I’m also asthmatic, So I guess we are only gregs when we are not having an asthma attack
@@skeletonman7987 during an attack, what becomes of us? are we temporarily exiled by danny himself? do we lose our citizenship? our identities?
I always mess up at the second G
G-ust?
“The person you love the most will hurt you the most
Not mother! D:”
😂😂
In Love With A Were that was so funny
Its a joke but its true for most of us anyway lol
My dog wouldn't do that
nOt MoThErrrrrr
I love my dad the most but he doesnt hurt me so?
I finally understand why Danny is so successful, he used the superhero stance for two minutes once.
😂😂😂
I love your channel keep up the great stuff!!!!
"Nobody is real in this world, except Mother" - Rapunzel
Lmao omg haha
But it's buster from arrested development
*Norman Bates
@@ericleonardjr He soounds lime stingy from lazytown
Nothing can stop you.
Except maybe the police.
- Gerard Way
i’m so obsessed with this never aging 14 yr old
monet so.. whos gonna tell ha?
Lmaoooo😂😂😂😂
That's creepy
He is 26
@@ahuman3642 r/wooosh
this was my first danny gonzales video and itspretty epic
9:16 He killed her in a cemetery. He killed her around a lot of people, but none of them had the power to accuse him because they were all dead.
*Someone faints in public*:
*someone runs over*: DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW LONG IT TAKES FOR BILL GATES TO SOEND ALL HIS MONEY
*I D O*
*someone faints in public* QUICK! DOES ANY ONE KNOW A GUY WHO'S COOLER THAN A GUY WITH A AK-47, A SHEPARD AND A SNOW LEPARD!?¡¿!?¡¿
the soend makes this comment so good lol
Never
Spend*
So, the thing with the eye mask, blanket/paper & drink for the corpse is primarily to keep the other passengers from realizing the person has passed away.
The eye mask of course covers part of the face & makes them appear as if they're just sleeping, the blanket &/or newspaper is to cover the body or act as 'set dressing'. The drink also serves as 'set dressing', but it also serves to distract from any potential smells - gin is a particularly strong smelling alcohol & tonic water on it's own has a slightly sour smell as well, so any smells coming from the deceased can be covered up by or blamed upon the beverage.
Essentially, the S.P with any unfortunate deaths midflight for any airline is to keep quiet about the fact that someone has passed & do your best to disguise the body as just sleeping. There's not really any place to store a corpse until landing, even if there was an easy way to move them out of the seat & the best they can do is keep other passengers from panic & discomfort, so they keep it very hush.
When they land, they go through the process of removing the body & cleaning up any messes left behind once everyone else has disembarked.
Wow u rlly did Ur research
That’s pretty interesting.
And I don’t personally think it’s disrespectful. If I have to die anyway, I HOPE it’s on a plane so they can do this to me.
Wow thanks for sharing this its really interesting
*oH wOw*
Wow Ronald really looking sick, you’re really white!
“Shepard with his leopard”
Danny needs to make a song about that
Another answer about the quiz with Steve : He was robbing a bank or something, had everyone held at gun point, but without knowing it was Steve, his wife rebelled and Steve shot her.
Danny - what’s up Greg it’s me Danny
Me - what’s up Danny it’s me greg
Is ur name Greg?
I know, but it would be really funny if someone was actually named Greg
Lol
The ceiling
@Yonder Plays unless you're not then you're craig and craig sucks
5:37 Oh, so we're just subscribers now, dad? I thought Greg was a FAMILY?!?!?!
gracie a you must have gotten greg confused with the children of burback
YEAH DAD! WTH
fairy jimin CHIM CHIM!!!!
Seiki Kisaki we have been betrayed
i feel disrespected
the way danny did the intro gives me vibes of the school counselor doing presentations to teach kids things they already knew about the internet
no one will ever be as cool as a shepherd with a gun and a leopard and that’s a fact
The fact about “standing like a superhero” is real but they definitely made it sound crazier than it is. The concept is called power posing (the superhero sort of pose where you put your hands on your hips). Studies have shown that people tend to feel more confident, etc after they power pose so that’s why the fact listed off so many crazy benefits of power posing.
yeah def! they also used it in greys anatomy before preforming brain surgery
Actually that study was disproved in a big way because it wasn’t scientifically sound. You can read about it the NYT article “When the Revolution Came for Amy Cuddy”
@@sairahaslam7770 We literally did it in one of my college classes and it worked. Even if it isn't scientifically sound, there's at least a placebo effect
@@sairahaslam7770 Thank you! It's a bit of a pet peeve of mine when people see a clickbait article or a ted talk claiming it was "scientifically proven" and repeating that as fact without doing a tiny bit of research.
@@dylpickle0927 What do you mean by "it worked" and do you understand what the placebo effect is? You are basically saying it works but only as well as literally anything else that you think will work.
A sugar pill can have a placebo effect, that doesn't mean sugar pills make you more confident. It's about the framing.
I stood in a superhero stance for 7 hours and my testosterone is too high. Please help
help is on the way ms. fletcher
idax111 the police are on their way
I cant even sleep 7 for hours
There is no help, you're too far gone
Danny : HUMMING IS JUST A LIL NOISE
Me : **Hums "My heart will go on" while holding my nose** 👁️👄👁️
As ridiculous as it may sound, that whole "stand like a superhero" is legit. I've heard it as the Wonderwoman Pose, but it's actually been demonstrated to work.
Is it practical?
I mean, you're not going to notice tremendous changes or anything.
*was he married to a guitar*
lol exactly as i read this comment he said that in the video 😂
*_Yes_*
*Hey guys! I found the stories behind all the facts!!!*
1) The woman in the first story was real! She was a black woman who lived in Blackville, South Carolina named Essie Dunbar. She died in 1955, 47 years after she was accidentally pronounced dead having a terrible seizure!
2) I mean ... I guess we'll never be as cool as him...
3) Pedro Martin Ureta's wife died in the 1970's. Him and his 4 kids hand planted each individual tree in memory of her. She loved guitars.
4) IT ACTUALLY WAS IN HIS WILL LOL. Ron Harper asked his friends to scatter some of his ashes on the lake they went to the year before he passed away of cancer. But he also asked them to use some of his ashes as BAIT. They mixed them with meat, ended up catching one of the biggest fish that’s ever been caught in the area.
5) Social psychologist Amy Cuddy gave a talk at the TEDGlobal 2012 about the scientific evidence behind power posing. Her research showed that standing or sitting a certain way, even for two minutes, raises testosterone levels and lowers the stress hormone cortisol.
6) Yea.. i .. i don't care enough to do research on this fact lol.
7) hitchBOT was created as a social experiment. The first hitchBOT was actually successful and managed to hitchhike across Canada and into Europe! The one in the United States however was found decapitated in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania ... almost immediately after it's release...
8) Actually neither it's eyes nor mouth are in the picture. The "eyes" are just the bases of the antenna, and the "mouth" is a crease in the face. The teeth are bristles.
9) I can't confirm whether or not it was every really considered "procedure", but it seems like when someone dies on a plane the body is typically left in it's seat and covered with a blanket (often moved to first class). But their are stories of British airlines giving eyemasks on and placing vodka tonics in peoples hands to "maintain dignity and respect for someone who passed away."
10) Air needs to escape your face for humming to be possible. If your nose is plugged you can hum with your mouth open. Idc .. i actually don't count just making a noise as a hum >_> your not humming if your nose is blocked... i'm sorry danny.
11) ... okay.
12) Eli Thompson, the baby born without a nose, died at 2 years old in March of 2017 :(
13) what the FUCK??? lmao
14) Umm true. Surprisingly creepy.
15) It sounds like someone murdered their wife and is asking for advice using a hypothetical situation.
16) Okay.
17) Sad.
18) Pattie Mallette (Bieber's mother) suffered sexual abuse. After converting to Christianity she adopted a pro-life mindset and decided not to abort.
Spoiled Rat 12.) The two men, only 19 and 21, were on top of a wind turbine in Deltawind’s Piet de Wit, a wind farm in the Netherlands, when there was an electrical short. They were 263 ft above the ground, doing routine maintenance only for the fire to trap them. It was almost impossible for firefighters to put out the blaze since it was so high. They held on to each other as the fire spread, one man burned alive, the other fell to his death.
SilentMidnightWinter omg that is way too sad. thanks for adding though ❤️
Actually most commercial airliners have a coffin for corpses. They keep them in there until they land.
Breach Yes, that's true they put corpses in the underside of the plane for transport. However, they can't put them in a coffin while in flight. There's literally no room to do that and where would they put it after they got him in the coffin. It would also attract too much attention and cause panic in the plane. Where would they even get the coffin and hide it in the cabin?
SilentMidnightWinter it isn't a coffin, i forvot what its called, but it's like a place where they pur rhe corpses on an airplane
8:30
Truth of Life 1 says: Mother knows best.
Power poses are pretty great. It can boost confidence. I don’t know about what the thing was saying, but it is recommended when you are nervous about something. Kinda like fake-it-til-you-make-it.
Maybe it’s the fact that it’s 3 am as I’m watching this but I can’t stop laughing “not mother...”
“I always hear dead people laughing” BITCH IM CRYING LAUGHING
I’m glad I’m not the only one
the person you love the most will hurt you the most NOT MOTHER
Lmao Same
heh.. fact..
Fany Lorena I hear them all the time as well
Steve killed his wife infront of a bunch of people yet no one has the power to accuse him and send him to prison. How?
Me: Steve is a politician.
*BELIEVE IT!!!!*
Pratika Singh I said he mighta killed himself after? 🤔
@@katepursley2201 Plausible
Pratika Singh I was gonna say, because he’s a straight white male. But... ya... a politician.
@@BadWolf1237 As Bo Burnham out it... *"Why did God curse me to be a straight, white male?"*
The “BELIEVE IT” reminds me of naruto
4:13 for a minute i thought this meant bill gates only had 218 million dollars
idk why im so stupid 😔
3:22 i don’t remember why but i learned that certain poses make you confident in psych
Conspiracy: The nutcracker is actually holding Danny's family hostage and forcing him to make RUclips videos.
Could be true
Shhh he cant tell us or a family member gets hurt
Ohhh
Aww the kid without the nose has enough problems..... he can’t hum
hes also dead
@@Muffinmurdurer is he?
@@jorge8596 Unfortunately, yes.
@@Muffinmurdurer source?
@@yaphace www.news.com.au/lifestyle/parenting/babies/eli-finch-an-alabama-boy-who-was-born-without-a-nose-has-died-at-the-age-of-two/news-story/bd9e86fff2e39bcb2872bdf9fca045cf
My favorite part was Danny standing in a superhero stance while the raimi music was playing in the background
I had a teacher make me watch a Ted talk about that super hero pose thing. It’s called power posing or something similar, and there’s some kind of theoretical psychology behind it. Although that wasn’t about specifically, like, posing like a superhero it’s more like just avoiding being closed off to trick your brain into being confident for a little bit.
Why have schools anymore when there is Instagram?
Leannuh Renee exactly
Leannuh Renee my class has an instagram
I’m so proud to be your 666th like
@@imacowboybaby3492 my teacher has an Instagram and so does her cat the sad part is her cat gets more followers than her
1 more like and you will have 1k likes
Wow that lady lived 40 years after being embalmed, no organs or blood. What a legend
wait why did i not think of that
Depending on the place and also year, they didn’t always do all that. In fact the vampire fear came from when people passed away and they thought they were dead, they buried them and then they come back to life, grave robbers found scratch marks inside the coffins.
@@TheQueenOfSheba That’s one of my biggest fears
They did not do embalments during those times, the woman was still alive and was about to be buried so her sister accidentally saved her
Since there wasn't a proper method to know for certain someone was dead, accidents like these happened often, leading to people waking up in their coffins and then suffocating to death in their own tomb
Which is why, at one point, people were burried with strings attached to bells above their grave so graveyard keeps could hear the bells and dig up the "dead" person
@@corahtheskeleton8062that's actually terrifying
Your videos are so funny they give me asthma
flashback to when there was enough nothing in our days for these facts accounts to seem riveting enough for danny to cover
"This shepherd with an AK-47 and a leopard."
_BARS_
I read this the second he said this
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@Alexander Steel A German walked into a BAR. He died.
@Daniel 2 impossible to tell with that camera
@Daniel 2 the darker furniture actually makes me think it IS an ak-47, AKMs typically have lighter colored furniture
**Sees wedding ring**
*i literally thought that he was 16 omfg*
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Stop It , get some help lmao
imablinkarmy oml that’s why I chose that name lmfao 😂
@Stop It lol do you play Roblox?
Perfect Pastel yes
Same lmao
At 4:57 did anyone else hear the Joe Hawley Attacks tune on the hitch bot fact.
i was hoping someone else noticed
JOE HAWLEY JOE HAWLEY JOE HAWLEY JOE HAWLEY JOE HAWLEY JOE HAWLEY JOE HAWLEY JOE HAWLEY JOE HAWLEY
EXACTLY
joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley
3:46 me being a marvel/dc fan I got so hyped to hear the Spider-Man 2 theme
Danny says ‘Mother’ like he’s Neville from iCarly
Anyone who disrespects Mother will rue the day!!!
"Motherrr run a bath !"
Wait
People are actually names Neville?
there was a neville in iCarly...??
@@mikkuozz yeah Nevel the really annoying dude that constantly sabotaged them
2:00
"Were you killed?!"
"Sadly, yes...
*But I lived!"*
*gacha stories in a nutshell*
420!!!
i’m wondering if the point of giving a dead guy the gin and tonic, assuming i’m right in thinking it’s alcoholic, is to pretend like the dead guy passed out from too much alcohol and that’s why you can’t take him even if you try to poke him…?
but it still falls apart because the flight attendants would have to be doing all this right next to the other passengers, particularly anyone in the seat next to him that would be trying to poke him awake or be disturbed by the staring
9:21 It’s simple! The crew mates already used their emergency meeting earlier in the game and because Steve is the shapeshifter he made himself look like his wife, so nobody knows who did it!
Yeah, okay “Justin Beiber” if that’s even your real name....
Just an innocent Pomegranate It’s not even spelled right 😂
more like justice beaver
His moms name is Pattie
Not mother
Dizzyjarl 1
Yes, it is. Justin Bieber’s mothers name is Pattie Mallette. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pattie_Mallette
I literally started watching this channel cause I was like "oh hey, cute boy with pretty eyes" and now I'm hooked cause this guy is funny af
flused eomijin
- Psilo - are you okay
yed? test one eight
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Same
Actually the holding nose and humming fact was kinda true. The only reason you could hum is because the body stores air but after a few seconds you will run out of air and not be able to hum.
Everytime Danny does the “Mother” bit he always reminds me of Cicero from the Dark Brotherhood in Skyrim.
Every time I hear it I think the same thing. lol finally someone else said it 😂