Why Did I Write That Down? | Reading My Old Terrible Jokes
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- Опубликовано: 23 апр 2018
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Thank you so much for helping me reach half a million subscribers! Insane. To celebrate this achievement, I've decided to react to some old terrible jokes that my brain not only came up with, but decided they were worthy of documenting. I may not be turning these ideas into sketches, or books, or stand-up bits, but at least I'm finally using them for something.
Let me know if you like this new set-up. My goal for the next couple months is to branch out as much as possible and try different things every week to keep my content fresh, and to hopefully grow as a creator. My next video is going to be pretty different than anything I've posted on this channel, so stay tuned for that.
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Glad to know im not the only idiot.
Spicy Puffin glad to know I’m not the only other idiot
I'm**
It’s so touching finding other idiots in this world. *single tear runs down my cheek*
Your*
Shoe polish*
the “texting during a conversation” is definitely just him pretending to text instead of talk but he didn’t have anybody to text so he typed “texting during a conversation” in his notes
Lol that is hilarious and makes a lot of sense
Genius
Underrated comment
I've done that
I once pretended to type on my phone when it wasn't even on because I was terrified to go to the bank lmao
I wasn't surprised to see that most of these notes were made between the hours of 12-4 am.
Pikachu Archives would like, but the counter is at 420
That's like the hours to feel drunk without drinking anything 😂😂😂
Definitely the time when bad jokes seem like wonderful jokes
best hours for all that lol
Learning that drew gooden smoked weed at some point in his life has exactly the same feeling as hearing John mulaney talk about doing cocaine
They both have “guy who was kept in a room by scientists to see if they could create the most bland seeming human” vibes
Same actually, glad to know I’m not the only one ☝️
Yes lmao. He reminds me of a straight Jim Parsons so it threw me off lmao
I'm pretty sure he was just joking lol
@@justsoul815 he was completely serious
Drew saying "i got really high" while looking like the kind of guy that plays d&d and reads books 24/7 gave me whiplash
you can't get high if you read books?
@@meyague who said that
Nah he definitely gives me stoner vibes lol
What was your comment about if not that@@mewsic3063
@@Embermeetstimberyeah i was about to say, i know very few people who play DnD and don’t smoke haha
I have a note in my phone that is titled, “Bucket list?” And the only thing on it is “roam in a cornfield and eat raw corn”
I have my priorities straight
I wish my life could be as in order as yours
I have paid to do that, it’s a magical experience
last year i use to work at a haunted corn maze from like 6pm - midnight so no one got to eat dinner and we would get hungry so we would just snack on the corn while vaping and watching tik toks whenever there was a lull in customers
Raw sweet corn is freaking delicious though! I used to help my grandparents shuck the sweet corn that they grew and sold but I would eat so many cobs that I would be sick afterwards.
i gonna add that to my bucket list
“I’ve fought in every war” “my scoliosis has arthritis” Underappreciated quotes
“I’ve seen the way you looking at your grandmother and you better back the **** off kid”
- Drew Gooden acting as Grandpa 2018
That shit was 10/10.
pfft my scoliosis has spears
My scoliosis...
*exists*
To be fair, "What about country music?" and "Voice activated gun" sound like promising beginnings to SNL sketches
he's john mulaney after all
crazy seeing him so happy about 500k while he’s currently got 3.8M
Same! Like, I heard that, and my response was "Huh, I wonder how much he grew since the- oh *god* !"
Hehe now 3.9 milll
3.9m now teehee
@rose you mean 4M
3.93M now
Found a note on my phone that just said “cheese but at 80 degrees” then I made a foot note that just said “hot”
COMEDY GOLD
*chants* cheese but at 80 degrees, cheese but at 80 degrees
@@grandlordSpencer chant 80 degree cheese ot sounds better
"ᵉⁱᵍʰᵗʸ ᵈᵉᵍʳᵉᵉˢ ʰᵒᵗ" made me laugh so much i don't know why
hot........... cheese bURN
Curious Jorge, just plain and simple as a fact without any context is the funniest I’ve ever heard lmao
1k likes no reply. Thats a record im gonna destroy
@@userisdeadandarchived2995 noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
i was laughing super hard for a straight 20 seconds i keep scrolling back up and laughing just as hard
Thank god it’s not just me
@@t6amygdala hahaha
The way he just said "Pedophile Phil." so casually, and then moved with no comment was beautiful.
i've rewatched this video so many times over the years and "butterfly for dinner again" never fails to make me lose my mind it's so funny for absolutely NO REASON
The funniest part is the "again". Like, this is a common occurrence.
i think it's the delivery
@@koiifsh, it's not delivery, it's di giorno
bro right
@@spurcalluth6300wow
’curious jorge’ is, in fact, comedy gold
you’re right curious Jorge is freaking hilarious
What if he was actually just typing curious George and was too high
I came back here a year later just for the Curious Jorge joke
nicola wilkman that actually made me lol
I actually laughed
"Butterfly for dinner again?? I hate my wife." Is the funniest phrase of all time
Riley Ure better than Danny giving you 3 dead toads as roses
"😒"
@@whatsallthebrouhaha “boomer” what year is this bro
@@NeckYourself have you been living under a rock this year?
@@artyb27 What makes you think it’s still acceptable to use boomer as an insult? You people need to let shit die.
"The way my brain works is that it doesn't"
As someone with ADHD I related to that shit hard
my entire exsistence is forgeting that not everyone has ADHD and then being like "haha, right? and everyone feels this way" only to remember
not everyone feels that way
@@riverkhan1128 same! Then when nobody relates to what I said I"m like wow you ppl are weird... Even though I'm the one with ADHD lol
@@riverkhan1128 frrr ☠️☠️
not sure if i have adhd or not but i also found that relatable lmao
My uncle and I literally have conversations about this lmfao
it's been nearly 4 years and the "why, MC A?" joke is still fucking amazing
can u explain the joke to a dumbass please
I don't get the joke :(
@@thatcartoonistcat4344 I think the joke is that, because of the setup, everyone expects a play on YMCA, but no one expects the “No, they don’t let me go there anymore” response.
thanks
No, they don’t let me go there anymore.
Damn Drew “I got really high” I thought you were a family friendly married virgin...
Virgins for lives despite the wives
No it's cool he means high on Christ
I was about to call the church, phew!
@@janeeyre1990 let the voice of love take you higher
He's like John Mulaney except... no, no he's just like John Mulaney
'I plead Beethoven's Fifth' is unironically hilarious to me.
I love your user name a little too much
I will now be responding to people I don’t wanna talk to with this
OMG A FELLOW HAMILFAN I NOW WORSHIP YOU
.
Sounds like a tumblr joke
These are the serious ones:
7:21 Feeling like an adult
12:26 Making friends as an adult
13:34 Thinking vs doing
his note on feeling like an adult is so goddamn relatable... he captured a very complex feeling so concisely. blew me away
im only 18 but i just got into uni and the one about making friends is literally, word for word, how i feel. my jaw dropped lol
I have an old note titled “ideas” and filled with things like this:
“ The fairy Godfather (Cinderella x The Godfather)”
“ “I lived, I laughed, I loved” - Julius Caesar”
“Goat fig or go home -punchline of dumb joke about charcuterie that I haven’t written yet”
*drives while eating spaghetti out of plastic shopping bag*
All with no further explanation. Thank you Drew for helping me rediscover my terrible old notes
I would pay millionsof dollars for cinderella x the godfather
@@cheesebiscuit8376 I think that's just Shrek 2
@@Syrange13 oooh yeah that makes sense
Random question Cassics but what’s your favourite combination of cheese and jam?
these made me laugh really hard, thank you for sharing
Drew writes bad jokes so he can make fun of these bad jokes and still makes money out of these bad jokes
This man is obviously a genius
They called him a madman.....
r/madlad
danny*
Manniv How dare you make me laugh
I went to like it and it went from 4.9k to 5k I feel like I am all powerful
I appreciate that Amanda apparently sleeps with her glasses on
Not to mention the popcorn under her pillow...
I do it 💀
You can NEVER be too prepared
Gotta see those dreams in 4k
@@rabio02 😭
The delivery of “Curious Jorge” and the shitting DJ one made me laugh. That and the butterfly for dinner joke.
Recently I found a note that just said “The way to man’s heart is through his arteries :)” and I haven’t stopped thinking about it since
yeah
"My scoliosis has arthritis, shut up"
1.3k likes 1 comment (mine) suspicious
I love when he says that.
i literally read this comment as he said it
@@kargleyjr0426 same
I really do love how the only one Drew laughed at was curious Jorge.
Lucy I laughed
Rince
I loved that too I guess but not really but it’s okay be someone will :)
I cried at why mc a
Comedy gold
WHY DID I READ IT AS "JOR-HEY"
I THOUGHT THAT WAS THE BEST ONE
I have to say "Unconventional Wisdom Teeth" made me laugh a lot. I love phrases that unexpectedly shift direction.
Yes that linguistic whiplash is lovely
This reminds me of how my dream was to be a novelist from the time I was like seven, so throughout my entire childhood, any time I got an idea for anything - a character's name, a plot point, a line that I heard somebody say - I wrote it down on any scrap piece of paper I could find. And now, to this day, I have a huge box just full of random story ideas and poorly written passages that I thought were incredible at that time, but looking back are examples of the most terrible writing I have ever seen.
I look back at my old writing and think it’s the cringiest thing ever
can we get some examples?
Please take a picture of every single one and post it as like an imgur album or something, I need to see this.
I'm glad I'm not the only one who did this
Please you have to give us an example.
I have this one note that was written about 1.5 years ago:
“Keep the fire ants out of THE FORESTS”
PLEASE KEEP THEM OUT OF THE FORESTS
Do you happen to live in Australia?
OH MY GOD KAHSKHAKBDODGOA
Keeps ants out of everywhere, those stupid motherfuckers.
😭
"Weed is supposed to relax you, but it just turns me into".
same
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I know it’s been 3 years but please make a part 2, we all know you still have more lunacy in those notes that needs to be made public
I like how our notes can be full of the most nonsensical things, and then in the middle there’s an extremely profound thought, followed by more nonsense
“My scoliosis has arthritis”
Best line I’ve ever heard
I actually have both conditions and I'm only 20
@@sugarcombfilms3467 well that's unfortunate
@@sugarcombfilms3467 good luck ig
@@sugarcombfilms3467 ah rip. I thought I had bad luck with being condemned to just scoliosis.
bars
This entire video is like a half joke so instead of:
“I have a step ladder, I never knew my real ladder.”
Its just “I have a step ladder.”
When I went to my local Walmart, I saw a cashier.
@@ellyouayenare2095 my therapist says i have a preoccupation
@@ellyouayenare2095 I WANNA HEAR THE END OF THAT
@@micahbeckner2274 and tHAT
Where there's a will,
20 year old Drew: a message to poop - you are what I eat
25 year old Drew: please poop in my mouth, Danny
i have an ongoing note for specific thoughts like this. notable parts:
- cemeteries on demand!
- stop making your brother bear witness to things he knows nothing about
- *minecraft door opening sound* whats wrong, son
- theres a horse loose in a high school
- toilet that just has a wedge seat
- ghoul ghoul ghost ghoul aaah
- long jumps backwards up the stairway to heaven
- reeses peanut butter cups breeding grounds
- you felt spaghetti crawling down your back
- party rockers of the jury,
PARTY ROCKWRS OF THE JURY JS GIVING ME A HESRTATTACL THATS HAS NO ROGHT TO BE THAT FUNNY
@@raz9388 party rockers in the jury tonight, may i direct your attention to exhibit b
These sound like the types of thoughts my tired brain comes up with at 2 AM
youve got potential
“I fought in EVERY war.”
Meg Alyssa my scoliosis has arthritis. Shut up
"I've seen the way you're looking at your grandmother"
You better back the fuck up
eskiet
the Peloponnesian war was rough.
I laughed harder at “curious Jorge” then I’m proud to admit
Me too!
Nat i ugly laughed
Me too, and I don't even know why
I laughed and my mom heard me and said « whats so funny? Are you talking with ur friends?» and im like no mom its drew
my dad used to call curious george curious jorge
Some of these jokes are honestly an interesting insight into how Drew’s style of humor developed
or how it didnt 😭
So this was in my notes:
“Come on down to Lowe’s this Friday to pick up some totally normal cotton / polyester blend pants. With these pants you’ll be the most normal son of a bitch in the bingo club.”
No, I don’t know why.
I went through my notes and found: "Fun Dip, but it's salt."
Anti-christ.
stewart43kelsey reminds me of when I was at a restaurant and my brother dumped the entire salt shaker out onto his fries and chicken wings
UnFun Dip
@@ellan1664 oh NO
The for me is coke
i have a lot of strange things in my notes but my personal favorites are “congratulati” and “Ed Sheepan” both with no additional text
Ed sheepan is the funniest thing ive heard 😂😂😂
congratulati !
i literally cant stopping like... Ed SHEEPAN??!! lolololol
Too bad the Ed Sheepan comment didn't have a cool drawing to illustrate the joke. Could have really bumped it up a notch.
Hey sharol, congratulati on your new baby!
Every time I read my notes app it’s also very insane, like this gem: “carrot with vitamin C deficiency forced to cannibalism”.
i like how he’d read something really sad, vulnerable and relatable before continuing to deadpan deliver shitty jones
Something about Drew makes me think every room he’s in is a hotel room. Like, he feels like a hotel room.
Somehow i know exactly what you mean
This is poetry
Pitbull said "meet me in the hotel room"
Drew said "I am the hotel room"
This comment needs more likes
Drew *is* a hotel room.
I’m still contemplating what the context of “pedophile Phil” is and I’m getting more and more concerned
I want to like this so bad but I can't disturb the 69
nice pfp
Alli Swatsenbarg you can like it now
@@wistful4684 thanks lol
now its 169.. fuck.
I would 100% watch a show where the host asks people about their taste in music and then butts in to say "What about country music?"
"See the way my brain works is that it doesn't" was actually my senior quote :^)
don’t fret Drew, I have a note that says “centipede nial horan”
centipede niall horan crawls in your ear, you tell him to stop but he is in there
Human centipede one direction is the disturbing image in my mind
That’s the equivalent to Harry with like 100 nipples instead of just 4
@@cthulhutheendless1587 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮
god didnt want you to destroy the world and made you forget what the fuck you meant
the fact that drew even knows that drugs exist, much less that he uses them, is so funny to me
Where did he say it
@@Leshxwn “I got high”
-Drew Gooden, this video
@@angelobarros3499 lmao 😂
I dunno; he looks like all the stoners I know Haha so I wasnt surprised!
He’s not the innocent little man child we thought he was
This is such a comfort video. I love so many parts of it. Curios Jorge is one of the funniest things I've ever heard honestly, it makes me wheeze every time
Never in my life, until this very moment, did I realize just how much I want a shirt that says “pants” on it.
Knowing that drew gets high makes me really uncomfortable cause I always forget he’s not a 12 year old boy
@@kotawillowdiary lol it's just weed
@@kotawillowdiary it really isn't that big of a deal. It's not like he's just admitted to smoking crack.
@@popsicko6493 well for a 12 year old it would be a big deal.. that was the joke
And he has a wife
it makes me uncomfortable too lol, especially since its really not common in my country.
He's the spitting image of his grandpa
Ok
@@spencerj9660 Ok
That420 Bitch ok
@@gob57 ok
@@marconi1906 ok
One of my favorites that I wrote is “What if Lego was racist” and then I didn’t do anything else for 2 years
The funniest thing in my notes were my friend’s sleep deprived comments about how scary it would be to be sleeping next to a lamp. This conversation started because we put a hat on a lamp and called it Abraham Lampcoln and ended when it devolved into an argument about if the Sun is a lamp
The “why, MC A” one would’ve been a complete hit on vine. I cackled when I heard that joke 😂
If the beginning part was a bit more concise, it would be perfect.
When he said that it took me 10 seconds to get the joke. I'm an idiot
the funny thing is there already was a rapper called MCA so that whole set up was unnecessary lol
@@amouryong I still don't get it.
Yeah this didn't age well be checked into rehab
“I see the way you look at your grandmother” I got whiplash from that
world’s most rewatchable youtuber
Is anyone gonna talk about how Drew looks like the human embodiment of Greg Heffley in this thumbnail
Why did I laugh so hard at "butterfly for dinner again??? I hate my wife :("
For the good of the universe, I shall not like this comment
This is literally how every boomer comedian speaks
I laughed so hard at curious jorge
Frog first world problems, am I right?
That was kinda cute tho haha
drew flexing on all of us with the toilet paper stacked on his desk
Karina I seriously. he should be more careful about posting content that offends people in the future.
Do you realize that he wrote this 2 years ago
He knew
Sam Brake, do you realize that’s part of the joke?
Pleas_Yeet_me_off a bridge at first i tho u were making a funny funny joke joke but then i saw ur gacha life...
It’s 2022 and I still crack up at “Weed is supposed to relax you but it turns me into”
I don’t know if I’m just really stupid, but I actually really like most of those notes. I’ve watched this video A BUNCH of times already and every time I’m out here arguing with drew because he goes “this sucks” to something and I go “no, it doesn’t, that’s hilarious” and I laugh every time
ok but why is no one talking about how drew's life crisis were so relatable???? i used to have these same thoughts when i was like 19 and sober lmao
I think the same stuff and I'm 19 and sober, it's been socially detrimental for me and you seem to speak in past tense, soOoO have you any advice for a fellow if you have overcome these feelings
@@booferooo hey so i tried to answer this comment twice but both times i wrote a huge wall of text, and i just wanna know if you'd mind reading through all of that or if you'd rather me giving a short answer more focused on actual advice and ignoring personal experiences... ? (it was around 700 words long idk if that's too much but it did look like a lot)
@@FileCode1459 length matters not to me(: I enjoy reading, especially anything that could impact me positively
@@FileCode1459 btw I really appreciate that you've answered me at all and I hope you have a great day 🥺
@@booferooo awww thank you! i really enjoyed thinkinng about it and answering your question, so thank you as well! okay, i'll send it:
Curious Jorge is legitimately the funniest thing that I've ever heard
SOMEONE ELSE THANK GOD I WAS WHEEZING
every once in a while i whisper it to myself and start giggling uncontrollably
I laugh everytime I watch this video, just because of it
i laughed and then i noticed that he has always been named jorge in my mind cause i watched the spanish dub as a kid. curious jorge fucking slaps.
autism
I laughed out loud at the idea of guns that are only working with shitty outdated voice recognition software. Making them just unbearable to use is such a funny idea in itself, but describtion of the workout mix issue is just hillarious
I didn't have a notes app for the longest time since it wouldn't work on my old phone, but since I got a new phone last Christmas, here's some funny notes I have:
Funny: Drink piss outta a shot glass
Movie Idea: Washington B.C. - A movie where a caveman becomes president of the United States
Heartbreaking News: Fans Shocked as Cute "British" Popstar is Revealed to Actually be Welsh
All of these I thought I was a comedic genius for coming up with and felt the need to write down immediately
The movie idea is gold
Love the movie idea, great title
“i’m feeling self cous cous” is my favourite thing i’ve found in my notes
Gold
i jus choked
PLS HAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHA
damn, the only thing i have in my notes are two shitty fanfictions and a rant about my dads emotional abuse
“Weed is supposed to relax you but instead turns me into”
-as a stoner this is the funniest thing I’ve ever heard
-this should be a cards against humanity prompt
It turns me into a giggle bitch
Also I make great food
yah it’s actually brilliant lmao
It's perfect cause indica's always make you lose focus.
last time i got high i put fruity pebbles into some vanilla ice cream and i thought i was a world class chef so idk what that says about how i get when i'm high
@@literallyafishhook it implies that we're definitely getting high together now
t's been 5 years and I actually still laugh at the MC A joke every time. It's so bad it's good
drew gooden reminds me of jesse pinkman but in like a scared animal with wide eyes kinda way
“i plead Beethoven’s fifth!” is GENIUS and in the right situation will land you a netflix comedy special
I was thinking the exact same thing, omg.
I don’t understand one bit
@@jobbytop "I plead the fifth!" is a common thing said in relation to the fifth amendment, referring to the right to remain silent. Police officers in America have to recite it during an arrest, and it's fairly well known cause of TV shows and the like.
Beethoven's fifth is a symphony written by Ludwig Van Beethoven, a very very famous musical legend of the early 1800s.
The joke is a pun, combining the two phrases into a malaphor, an error of two similar phrases of speech being combined to create a nonsensical phrase. Examples would be "it's not rocket surgery!" and "We'll burn that bridge when we get to it."
Basically it's a pun based on classical music history and the common knowledge of an American amendment thanks to television.
@@kiralonely1307 I love you for this
@@internetperson6195 you trying to make them Kira Not Lonely?
I actually liked some of those jokes. Which somewhat scares me.
Dogol Honestly it was all in the presentation. This would be a great standup bit tbh. Laughin at urself is great comedy
😂😂😂😂
the why, M CA one was actual gold
666 likes so i'm not moving that
It has the vibe of Tumblr at 3:26 am
Last week I was looking through my notes and found “Spaghettio breeding division” followed by “kill me”
7:20 was so sad. I am glad that you have grown to love and value yourself more. self-esteem can be so hard to build - and seeing notes like this can really help you see how far you've come
I see the resemblance between drew and his grandfather
Yeah thay both look like danny...
Its subtle but I can definitely see it
I guess maybe if you squint
Really? I dont see it.
Meh
Curious Jorge was actually brilliant
Instead its Wondering Jorge
Curious Jorge is honestly the funniest thing
On my phone I have a note that’s dated December 10th 2019 that simply says “Don’t marry a Gabby” and for the life of me I can’t figure out why I would ever write that. I’ve never known a Gabby. I can’t think of any famous Gabbys. I don’t dislike the name Gabby. But maybe my past self knew some crucial information I forgot, so I guess I’ll try my best not to marry a Gabby.
I admit, I saw the "why, mc a?" Joke coming but the "no, they don't let me in there anymore" got a laugh out of me.
SAME
SAME
I could see that joking working. After "no, they don't let me in there anymore", could've been good. They could've said
_why_ mca?
"Because I stole the letters from the building. See?"
"Why _mca?_ "
same. honestly, I think the predictability of the pun is part of why that line works. because you’e not anticipating an extra layer to the joke.
Im glad Im not the only one
(Also, nice Gallade profile picture!)
that "why, MC A?" is one of the funniest things i've ever read
Faith Um... I didn’t get it... halp
Insomniac DaydreamzZz It’s a pun of the ‘YMCA’
Gregarious Gonzalez wow... yes it is. smh 🤦🏻♀️
Meg Loop Yep, I am. I said “wow” and “smh” because I didn’t get it
I GIGGLED
I just would like to say I've watched this video at least 15 times. Nearly every time I watch this video the YMCA joke and then the grandpa bit afterwards never fails to make me laugh. I know Drew doesn't think they're funny, but they can definitely always cheer me up.
one of the funniest things ive ever written was "Queen Elizabeth whisky bottle BONKLE" this was written on top of a loving note from my grandma
i was high on edibles and remember laughing so hard at this that i hurt my throat
“I’ve never had 500,000 of anything”
Drew’s body cells: *am i a joke to you?*
drews brain cells:
Drew's subscribers:
Drews:
mango socks you really think he has that much
Madazzahatter don’t do him like that, man
“pressing a benjamin button” is genuinely comedy gold.
Trol
I don’t get it help
@@sades466 well you see
@@sades466 there was this movie about a guy who aged in reverse and the character was named benjamin button. So his joke was just a dumb play on his name
TRUEEEEE
Obviously you're a great comedian now. That grandpa skit was gold from start to finish
i am an aspiring novelist, entertainer of different feather, and i find it interesting the way he talks about his attempts at writing a novel. Some of the creative struggles he mentions here, they resonate, but the only so far as what isnt medium-specific.
i.e. having to wait perhaps years while constructing a manuscript before receiving critical feedback is excellent because then I dont have to perform as The Artist
ok
@@user-sg6ww7ts6n i was super stoned writing that LMAOO i get ur "k."
curious jorge made me choke and literally almost swallow a whole piece of pizza
Press X to doubt
Y to Shame
|-/
cool, but what about country music?
Nice profile picture!
Note from 2 years ago that I found in my phone: “Yoda with a speech impediment”
Edit: likes, neat.
Luke, not weady awe you
"D-d-d-d-do or d-d-d-do not th-th-there is no tr-try"
Interesting
I mean isn't that just normal Yoda?
I relate
my favourite jokes:
2:40 (while writing a sequence of texts)
3:12 curious jorge
4:32 jaden smith
6:12 DJ
7:37 sleeping
7:55 texting during a conversation
8:12 MC Anarchy
9:59 the sike-ic
his delivery makes these 1000x better
Omg watching this back and him saying he just hit 500,000 thousand is crazyyyy
I have a note from 2015 that says:
“Nicki minach SNEEZEED on Beet hoven so he make starships Cannon in D”
No I don’t know what my 13 years old self meant by that
I think that was referencing this video ruclips.net/video/nRTBM4UwnBs/видео.html
OMG i cant stop laughing
Its the way you as a 13 year old spelled nicki minaj 😌😌
@@Elm04 omg-
The fact that beethoven didn't even write canon in D makes this even better lol
I love how the high brain will stress how important a joke is in the moment without adding enough detail to understand it later
very well said
Barstooly I think the same could be said for dream journals
that's one thing that always happens with me, its because you feel like every idea is one of a kind and different when it's actually not that significant lol
Barstooly how interesting... 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 sry couldnt hold it
i was very sleep deprived on a recent 10 hour flight (i hadn't slept in probably 26 hours or so) and i found this in my notes the next day:
"yo mista pilot can we get the cabin lit up again, feelin like las vegas back here *dispersed laughter*"
all jokes aside, i can relate to the sorrowful notes followed by hilarious attempts at jokes. hope you're well man.
"unconventional wisdom teeth" and "candy that comes with instructions" are actual bangers
"he'll tell it like it is--- but not at first!" actually made me laugh, which is pretty embarrassing
I actually thought that was hilarious. And it reminds me of Drew's current style of humour which I love
reminded me of stefon from the snl skits for some reason
dude that 'why MC A?" thing had me crying lol
I didn't get that one :/
Archontoula Paschali like Y M C A but why
Dang it I looked at this right before that joke and spoiled it for myself.
Yeah same lol
bruh i felt dumb because it was so bad that it was funny
“if im not pooping im looping” is the funniest thing ive ever heard and i cannot stop saying it to my friends. everytime i see it or tell my friends if im not pooping im looping i start giggling