Why Did You Think This Would Work?
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- Опубликовано: 20 дек 2017
- The world is full of questionable people doing questionable things, and I like to question them. Today's question: "why did you think this would work?" (the title of video lmao)
Here's the thing; not everything is possible, and not everything you read is true. It's just not. That's why it's our job as living, breathing humans to figure out when someone is lying to us. It usually doesn't take much, just a minimal amount of critical thinking. And yet here we are, surrounded by people who seem to think everything they see on the internet is factual; and you better believe they're going to throw a fit when they're proven wrong.
This is a pretty light rant. Just some fun silly goofs because I felt like my last couple videos have been a little too serious. If you subscribed to me to see me laugh at dumb shit on the internet and not to passionately dismantle someone or something I'm mad about, then today is your lucky day. Pointless rants are my specialty.
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Im pretty sure the Sarah C. and Andrew M. review was a joke. Since the abbreviation of their names is SCAM
you might be onto something here
@@eretking4908 Hello fellow mcyt fan
@@froggerswamp hello
@@eretking4908 you have soummoned the fandom....
@@Kris-jr9yw lmao
I'm ashamed to admit that my 8-year-old self used the love calculator to measure the love between me and my doll.
Weird flex but ok
@@bumblebea8470 How is it a flex when they said they were asham-
Pulak same!
Your 8? You lied about your age??
Autumn Starling (idk know if you’re talking to me but...) no, when I said ‘same’ I meant I *used to do that when I was 8 too* not ‘I’m 8, dude... I’m 14...
Before iPhones had flashlights, I remember downloading a flashlight app that basically just flash banged you with a totally white screen that could be used as a “flashlight”
Honestly I used to do that with my 3DS. Just keep it on the main menu (light mode, of course), and then turn the brightness all the way to blast light so I could see in the dark.
the good old days
Smartwatches' "flashlights" are literally that. It's quite funny.
On an old model smartphone (can't remember what, it wasn't one of the big brands of today), I downloaded a flashlight app that basically turned your camera flash on permanently whilst running. Since the phone itself had no flashlight functionality for the flash bulb.
@@ChrissieBear I remember those, I think I had one of those apps for my iPhone 4 or something
I remember being in love with a girl in school even though I was an international war criminal (long story) but we’re married now and pretty happy.
Wait...What ?
This sounds like one of those fake story channels.
"I married a girl I knew in school while also being an international war criminal."
I love how no one in the comments gets your joke
Seriously same, it was really heartbreaking when I had to temporarily move to Canada to avoid prosecution! But I live in a field in Florida now with her, good times…
@@Takimeko It’s a joke
I remember downloading a flashlight app and it was just a screen where you could turn on and off a picture of a flashlight
Wow that app sounds awesome I'd give it 5 stars.
I thought that's what flashlights do
I think I have seen that
I downloaded the same app when I was 8.
i once had a smartphone without flash, so it didnt have a flashlight setting.
I went to the appstore and found an app that basically set the bright of the screen to 100% and showed a pure white backgroud. Pretty ingenious if you ask me.
When I was younger I downloaded a x-ray app and it said there was a baby in my hand. I was crying.
these comments are killing me lmfaooo
I'm crying thank you for making me laugh so hard
I just HATE it when there is a baby developing in my hand
@@lantern7413 Same
IM DYING WHAT ARE THESE COMMENTS
I literally just went into shock after hearing Drew say "Among us"
PLEASE ME TOO
i felt momentum for a moment
In 2018 to boot lol
It's 2022 and it still holds power over me
same
I just couldn't make my parents understand that an app cannot possibly check your blood pressure. They kept on telling "but it's showing right results" because it would always show average.
Chad ❤
Wow I feel bad for you. Sometimes it’s easy to take for granted that my parents are smart and have common sense lol
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I bet they already have a covid test on the app store
What's your profile picture I see it a lot but idk what it is
@@babyyoda3860 same
@@babyyoda3860 We don't talk about it, never again.
@@johndoc3517 I found it and now want to erase my memory
@@babyyoda3860 what is it??
When I was eleven I downloaded an app called "mirror" because I wanted to use my phone as a mirror but it didn't have a front-facing camera. It obviously didn't work, because my phone did not have a front-facing camera.
I-
gosh- lmao
My mom actually has a mirror app on her phone💀
Hehe
Off your phone, boom mirror
I don't know if I'm dissappointed or relieved that people weren't pissing on their phones to do a pregnancy test
We used the love calculator online as kids for a laugh, mainly torturing each other putting in names of people we didn't like 😂
That’s actually hilarious.
I'm scared to ask who "we" is, but here I am, asking.
@@Naokarma sarah and her friends
i put myself with Dr. Twobrains from Wordgirl when I was 8.
are you the sarah from Andrew M's story?
2 years later and he’s STILL the only person on RUclips...
Dang
ugh
wew.
Ik it sucks
Yeah but at least he has his second channel “Danny Gonzalez”
Anyone else notice that the pregnancy app is for ages 4+?
Well, if her age is on the clock-
Well I mean in the movie swiped-
Well if the baby....
The Average Thugsta able to count able to mount (I’m so sorry lmao)
Pink Spider give it to your five year old cousin if ya need to
Drew has exposed me for who I really am....
*Someone who typed numbers into a calculator just to see what number I made was the coolest.*
14
Was it 2318008 upside down?
@@PoisonFlower765 naw that was only with the calculators in math class 😂
Are we not gonna talk about the poor guy who had an actual fever? The one that tried the app and got 126 and then had 102 on a real thermometer? He deserves better
That child legit left a suicide note in reviews... yikes
Jaina Solo *scuicide
@Christina Ngabekome Hey christina, can you please explain to me the meaning of the "r/woosh" thing i find a lot on youtube nowadays? Thank you in advance.
@@farrmout r/woooosh
@@sem9517 explain you fucking piece of shit, sorry for my temper
@@farrmout reddit thing, when someone misses an joke
There was an app that was banned called Send Me to Heaven where the purpose of the app was to see how high you could throw your phone in the air.
HOLY SMOKES I wish i seen that
There are baseball speed test things that don’t use your camera to measure a ball traveling, it used the accelerator in your phone.
Most I ever got on it was like 20mph because I threw it at a pillow but I still didn’t throw it hard lol
I never would've throw my baby.
I’m wheezing omggggg 😂
LMAO
Maybe if Andrew hadn't stopped his thinking, This covid mess would've already been solved.
*Thanks a lot, love calculator.*
the love calculator actually reminded of this website you can send the link to your friends, and they would type in their name and someone they like, then it'll show a prank screen where you (the person who sent the link) will be able to see who your friend is crushing on depending on whose names they typed in
What website is it?
@@sincerecinnamon whats the name of your pfp i remember reading a book of this lad a few years ago and forgot his name
nvm i googled that one brown dude with sharp teeth and found the results
me typing in "your mom" whenever i find one of these .
i need this app
I remember when I was live 5 I put my divorced parents name into the love calculator and it said 98% so I thought they would get back together. Oh boy was I wrong 😂
Same 😔
Jesus christ
F
That’s wholesome ly sad.
That’s sad
What if the thermometer is a rectal thermometer and nobody’s tried it
Why is this not the top comment?
Chloe and it has little likes
You're a genius! I'll try it, I'm sure you're right. Thats probably how the pregnancy test works as well!
@@I_am_a_cat_ its been 3 days. U ok?
@@dislikeamendment3689 It's stuck
11:14 this was 12 years ago from the time of writing this comment. holy shit, it's crazy to think that this guy is like 20 now!
That dumbass joke about "visiting the dollar" deserves more love. That sweating afterwords is funny as hell
Honestly I think the funniest thing is that some people wanted to know the temperature of their fingertips
And complain about not getting an accurate result 😂
Ya
Thay mustve been like, huh, I wonder what the temperature of my fingertips is.... Oh an app! Let's try it! 5 mins later: WHY DOESNT THIS APP FREAKING WORK I JUST WANT TO KNOW THE TEMPERSTURE OF MY FINGERTIPS UGH
Silver_Swan 0518 Mm. Monpmkk
I remember downloading the love calculator and put my aunt and uncles names and it said 2%
They got divorced a month later
Damn
oh
*o h*
Wow
My aunt and uncle are divorced too. My uncle is now engaged to my mom.
I can imagine a child trying to convince their parent that the temperature app says they should stay home from school today.
I tried it once. Didn’t work. Lol
I downloaded one of those ghost hunting apps with my cousins when I was 10 and the only ghost we found told us it ate a baby in our basement and for about 2 years we refused to go down there out of genuine fear.
I was the ghost that ate the baby
true i was the baby
I tried to weigh myself on this video and my phone broke :(
Eddy Burback it’s my boi Eddy
Eddy Burback omg I love u! awesome to see you here!
Fancy seeing you here.
this dude, has more comments and likes, than views, wtf?
I love that the new generation of YT is actually bringing back a form of community. People used to shout each other out and could actually get along (or at least pretend to). The last couple years have just been dis tracks and drama to get them selves as much attention as they could possibly get.
How's he seeing his phone on da compuder
@ViviVat 3:35
@ViviVat yikes
Haha!
@@WhiteWolf496 r/woooosh
@@WhiteWolf496 r/Woooosh
i like how the fake review on that scale app says it's "accurate down to the 0.1" as though a scale with a 100g margin of error is anything to brag about
"It doesn't weigh things that I need to weigh, like drugs"
"jezzball" sounds like a slur but i dont know for what
Vasectomised homosexuals?
J.J. Liu yes ✨
Sounds like an alcoholic beverage
Jezebel is a name for a woman who is "morally unrestrained", so basically another word for whore. Maybe you're thinking of that?
J.J. Liu what the fuck
There’s a scale app I downloaded for the hell of it
The first question it asks is “how much do you weigh”
Then it tells you how much you weigh after you answer the first question
⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️
Lmfao
Flawless
This comment is underrated
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it’s been 5 years i still crave a sequel to this video
I cry myself to sleep wishing Drew would just make a sequel 😡
I remember doing a lie detector app on my tablet and when I asked the question "Do I like my grandparents" and when it said no I was screaming
LMFAOOO
love cal gave my son a 95% with pineapple
Oof...
Jessica O'Kane Does he love it back? 😂
Jessica, why do you have a playlist about cell phone towers on your channel??
honestly it was so big I wanted to phone you
i thought you were lying so i checked it out and-
*why? answer us jessica!*
@@therealityofit3021 check the playlist out there's a fishtail tutorial in the playlist hahaha
I’m gonna be disappointed if Drew and Amanda got pregnant and not announce it with the pregnancy test app
@@paisley6297 obviously
@@paisley6297 people often say "we're pregnant!" cuz its THEIR combined kid but it always throws me off lmao mufuggin seahorse lookin ass dad
Amateur.... You really think Amanda would be the pregnant one?
Logan pail got drew gregnant
@@latedawns1797 LOGAN PAIL!!!!
I’ve watched this video a few times now and not once have I ever laughed at that dollar joke. But today I laughed for some reason. Just funnier today.
The “Nice Cheese Go Moo” review gets me every time 😂
During lunch at school my friend pulled out one of these apps, put his name and my moms name in the slots and it was 100 percent.
Damn, that sucks. Is he a good step dad atleast?
I misread this as "him and _his_ mom" and was about to go sweet home alabama
S N
LMFAO
100th like
@@user-nw3ol7fk1i I thought it said me and my moms name
I put “Drew” and “Danny” into the calculator and it told me that he isn’t narcissistic enough to be in love with himself
This deserves more likes
Didn't happen
@@pogisdog1795 OH REALLY?!
@@kylaprice5553 Yes really
@@pogisdog1795 its a joke of course it didn't happen
me and my childhood friends would stay up all night and download dozens of app just like this. we'd go from laughing to crying our eyes out
this video was on in the background while I was on my phone and I got an ad for an app that claims to measure your blood pressure. serendipity.
In the past I had downloaded an app called "Nothing" and in description it said that this app does nothing. Out of curiosity, I downloaded that app and actually that app absolutely did nothing, not even had a logo. It was invisible. So I gave it 5🌟 because it did exactly what it said.
I- I can't argue with you, fair enough.
Damn
@@ollow_is_sad5373 who stutters over text.
@@epicwwiistuff6863 sho mams susususs
@@sanacankindadraw Apparently alot of people. Just look.
Since Drew is the only person on RUclips why don’t we change the name from RUclips to Drewtube
good idea
That’s the best thing I’ve heard in 2020
As a fellow Drew I agree.
I think you meant Dannytube
What’s the difference
God, I remember using that dog hologram thing as a kid and fully expecting it to work on my Grani's tablet. What's stupider, the app or me?
Drew: None of that bs you're used to seeing all over RUclips.
Also Danny: Unfortunately I'm still currently the only person making videos on the website
I had a game that was called "boyfriend trainer" and you would literally whip your boyfriend if he acted unboyfriend-like. Played it so much...too much
tf lol
Wtf tho-
*Visible confusion*
@@mushroomsupremacy2091 L M F A O
@@mushroomsupremacy2091 Did you just use commas as periods
@@mushroomsupremacy2091 i need answers
Assuming that the depressed guy was around 12-13 when he made that review, hes at least 24 now. I wonder how hes doing.
I'm so confused as to how it was 12 yrs ago, i checked when the app was created and it didn't make sense but oh well
@@deathrays the review date and the video date
I dont think they were 12 they were probably 8 or something
@@naww8210 really? The review reeked of teen angst
@@naww8210 thats when he started crushing on sarah c
When I was a kid I downloaded a cat translator app on my LG tablet thinking I could talk to my cat. For some reason whenever you tilt your device upside down it jumpscares you with a cat, so I got scared and uninstalled it.
Idk why but the way he said scuiside made me die of laughter🤣🤣 If I keep dying of laughter like this they may consider it scuiside🤣🤣
That whole review always slays me lol.
Comon' I think we all used the love calculator at some point..
C'mon
Not as an app though
I mean yea...
True story bro
Top Fortnite Trendss
nope, not me I HATE romance
he said “among us” and i realized that i have a problem
same lmao
Sus
sus
Same
Same lmfaaoo
let's hope that one kid does not commit scuiside
One of my favorite video of yours to this day
Took me a moment to realise that the temperatures were in American measurements. I was just sat there like, “HOW IS YOUR TEMPERATURE 99.9??”
They're called Freedom Units, thank you very much
There are only two ways to measure temperature: the American way, and the wrong way.
@Swag Monke we got free soda refills and that’s all a good American needs.
@Swag Monke what more could you need then unlimited sprite?
@@Dargonhuman The "wrong way" is used by the majority of the world and is so much more effective 💀✋
As a kid I downloaded that app that shows you what ghosts are trying to say to you, I tried the app with my grandma and the app just kept saying "bowl" we both are still trying to figure out wtf that means
me and my cousin downloaded a similar app once and it said "pillow" and the ghost silhouette was on the pillow that was next to us and we got really scared and deleted the app
stoner ghost
BOWL
*B O W L*
We?
The fact that it's been 5 years since this video was uploaded and I still love it as much as your more recent videos
I tried the Love Calculator and found out that if you use your full name you become much more compatible for whatever reason. Me and my girlfriend got 99% when I used our full names, but 36% when it was only our first names. I love these things
In elementary school everyone used to play those love testers and brag about being 100% compatible with Stalin
Good ol' days
SennaCookie lol same here
I would too but instead everyone would laugh at me cause the best I would get was a 30% chance
Stalin the Russian or another Stalin?
@@gavrochethenardier957 Stalin who works at the local bar, duh
Same I remember getting depressed for a week because me and my crush were 59%
I didn’t know that Danny Gonzalez had a second RUclips channel
I didn’t either until I checked his channel list!
Lmao
But isn't this Danny's THIRD channel? The second channel is 2 Danny 2 Furious
Stop. It's not funny anymore.
Actually this is the ONLY RUclips channel
5:19 the iphone does have a thermometer, it's just availible for developers probably. It's used to shut down your phone if its overheating or something
One time i used a starmap app and in the FAQs was "why can't I see Earth in the sky?"
I’m concerned about that person’s 95.5 temperature.
Yeah isn't it supposed to be like 75
Nah mine is 26% warm
Ayumi Gust-Anderson I genuinely cant tell if this is sarcasm or not, but in the chance it’s not, no. Normal in Farhenheit (which is what the 95.5 would be) is 98.6. 95.5 is nearly hypothermic. If this was sarcasm, feel free to r/woooosh me.
Liz maybe it’s a Fahrenheit and Celsius thing.
Stompy well then I’m very, very, very concerned because normal Celsius is 37 😂😂
I swear everyone has at least once used a love calculator unironically just to see what the results were
I would jokingly do all my friends, and I got a really high percentage with one.
*We are now girlfriends*
@@toadstooool
HELL YEAH WOOHOO
Congrats my dude/dudette/non binary cassette/genderfluid baguette!
@@excelll3332 THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL
i mean....
I never used a love calculator
Kinda late to the party but the Love Calculator thing was a massive part of my middle school IT class because the school computers were older than the fucking students and since our national education department banned RUclips and any other sites that could keep us entertained for 80 minutes we had nothing else to do but put in our parents' names on the scale and wait for them to get a divorce.
“Not worth buying even though free”
When i was at disney world with my cousins it was extremely hot and we were waiting in line for a long time, anyway i look over and see my younger cousin download a "fan" app that was just an image of a fan rotating and proceed to point it toward herself - i don't know if this was supposed to be an attempt to trick her brain into thinking it was cooling her down or she genuinely thought it would work but it made me laugh so hard i cried (silently, because i didn't want to hurt her feelings lol)
I REMEMBER DOWNLOADING AN APP LIKE THAT WHEN I WAS LITTLE AND ATTEMPTING TO DO THE SAME THING
nice story.
Lmfao!
Honestly this would be me
@@luk11c4 (long story)
“not worth buy, even tho is free” my friends describing me
same :^)
callie grace same tbh
The comments on commentary videos are so entertaining
Here's me on a 5 year old youtube video pointing out the app at 6:07 took those pictures from the music video for My Love by Route 94. Its a pretty cool tune. Ok bye
Hey, the love calculator totally works! Every time I put my name in with a dudes name it gave me a failing score. Then I came out as a lesbian 6 years later.
The ultimate gaydar
@@ImTheApexBoy you're gross
Out
@@soulmechanics7946 And in and out and in and out
@@soulmechanics7946 no u
I got the pregnant app and it said I have quadruplets
I’m a 12 year old boy
Oh no
Aw man
Well, guess you're gonna give birth through your bu-
Congratulations!
congrats!! :D
0:40 We know you have some unresolved trauma surrounding stars after Jeremy Renner stole yours, but if you'd like to try settling the stars we'd be happy to send you the full game and some other goodies to get you started on our mobile terraforming simulator TerraGenesis -- the most fun you'll ever have watching grass grow!
I just remembered that I had downloaded a flashlight app for my phone a long time ago and I saw a review saying "not a real flashlight, just turns on your camera light"
....yeah? Did that person think the app installed a new LED!?
I'd like to think that on the 3D dog simulator, the "bug" that was fixed, was that it literally displayed a picture of a bug instead of a dog, and now they fixed it
This comment is FAR too underrated. 😂😂😂
It had holograms of fleas but they killed them with an hologram powder
Lmao I'm dying
This should have been top comment 😔
ik its been 2 years but im dying 😭
10:22 is 9 yr old me when the love calculator gave me 5% when i put troy bolton
Alyssa THIS IS SO UNDERRATED AND FUNNY😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lol
I am 9
i love coming back to this video. it's not often that i rewatch commentary but this one is so funny and entertaining
8:50 Drew: People who exist, walking around the earth Among Us.
Don't you just hate it when your dollar is out of thermometers
ikr #relatable
if the fanfic comes true and drew gets pregnant i am not believing it unless he proves the screenshot of the pregnancy test app
Underrated comment
I haven't even watched the video yet and this is the first thing I see, exuse me-
@@ollow_is_sad5373 LMAO
The.... What
Edit: I know now
You misspelled “The fanfic is true” and “drew is pregnant”
You haven't had a real crush if you haven't tried the love calculator
holy shit... jezz ball... that game shaped me into the man I am today.
Hi Leon 👋👋
Leon Lush hello tomato king
Leon Lush GODDAMN IT HOW AM I WATCHING THE SAME STUFF AS YOU HAHA
Leon Lush I will never touch that game
DAD
7:07 To be fair, that person _actually_ had a fever, so maybe he/she was too delirious to realize what a _dumb_ idea that was.
95.5 is not a fever. If anything that’s low
@@thesenate4070 The timestamp provided shows a review where they state their temperature was 102, not 95.5.
@@thesenate4070 is your name seriously john doe? lmfao
@@zariamonet7782 oh ma lawd iTS JOHN DOE
dissapointment 😂😂😂
_Oh my god_ the review about the crush and the one about the button being EZ to use were like the funniest things I’ve _ever_ seen.
i love how all the new comments are about drew saying among us at 8:52
I've actually used the love calculator app lol, throwback to 5th grade
_S A M E_
This app brought the life to those sleepovers
@@user-up5oh1uo9d big facts it was bomb
I did it with all my crushes in 5th grade
My friends always did this with EVERYONE’S crushes
Drew's voice at times sounds just like John Mulaney
yesss
He's new in town.
Holy shit I was literally just thinking that in the middle of the video. It's uncanny sometimes.
YES
true!! when i first heard John Mulaney i was really confused, i was like "I didn't know Drew was like 30 years old and did standup?" haha
ok i've been thinking the phrase "why did you think this would work" in a specific intonation for years now, and always thought it was from a tv show or smth, thanks for perma changing my brain
Technically, the Hologram Dog 3D Simulator app doesn’t lie in the title. It is an app that simulates a 3D hologram dog
Holy crap it’s Danny Gonzalez
You’re right!
THATS WHAT I WAS SAYING
Can I subscribe to u?
Conspiracy??
Beth Potter ya he got a haircut
"scuicide" I died of laughter and sppit all my water out, i hope that kid hasn't commited scuicide
probs hasent as someone pointed out it might be a joke as sarah c and andrew m there initials are SC and AM so SCAM
I used to spell suicide like that because I'm not english
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@@davidbosy4275 ah yeah, the English, the only people who speak English
8:52 sus
That 'depressed' comment is so on point with something I'd write as a lonely kid.
Thank fuck I wasn't a kid with a modern cellphone. I was a kid with a dial-up connection.
LOW key you came into a corner of my brain where jezzball was and pulled it out of the cobwebs - for this I thank you.
We ALL did a compatibility test unironically, mostly it was like a middle school sleepover thing
yeaaaappp
No
I've never been in a sleepover
Is that... Spencer Reid in your pfp
What's a... sleep over?
“scuiside” bro I died
Sully Santana so did he
Abby Fathauer damn it I was gonna reply that too but you beat me too it!
Abby Fathauer I was also gonna say that lol
Same
schedule scientific Of
back in the day I had a Chocolate 3, and a guy I knew had an iPhone. He was impressed that my phone had an FM transmitter, but was convinced he could download an app that would let him transmit on FM radio too. I tried explaining to him that you have to have the hardware to do it, but he just didn't get it.
I find it pretty funny watching this four years later after the release of the video, because around 7 years ago, do around 5 grade, my classmates were downloading this apps. I didn’t had a phone then, so I remember sitting with another few classmates around another kid, that happened to have a phone, goofing around with this apps