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  • Опубликовано: 21 авг 2024

Комментарии • 15 тыс.

  • @pulak725
    @pulak725 5 лет назад +12466

    I'm ashamed to admit that my 8-year-old self used the love calculator to measure the love between me and my doll.

    • @bumblebea8470
      @bumblebea8470 5 лет назад +367

      Weird flex but ok

    • @cutienerdgirl
      @cutienerdgirl 5 лет назад +505

      @@bumblebea8470 How is it a flex when they said they were asham-

    • @fr0ggi3princ3
      @fr0ggi3princ3 5 лет назад +20

      Pulak same!

    • @weirdflexbutok8704
      @weirdflexbutok8704 5 лет назад +38

      Your 8? You lied about your age??

    • @fr0ggi3princ3
      @fr0ggi3princ3 5 лет назад +136

      Autumn Starling (idk know if you’re talking to me but...) no, when I said ‘same’ I meant I *used to do that when I was 8 too* not ‘I’m 8, dude... I’m 14...

  • @VERNONAREYOUREADYTOBUNGEEJUMP
    @VERNONAREYOUREADYTOBUNGEEJUMP 4 года назад +20886

    When I was younger I downloaded a x-ray app and it said there was a baby in my hand. I was crying.

  • @mayaanastasiayoung6739
    @mayaanastasiayoung6739 2 года назад +3156

    Before iPhones had flashlights, I remember downloading a flashlight app that basically just flash banged you with a totally white screen that could be used as a “flashlight”

    • @Takimeko
      @Takimeko 2 года назад +287

      Honestly I used to do that with my 3DS. Just keep it on the main menu (light mode, of course), and then turn the brightness all the way to blast light so I could see in the dark.

    • @oliviamarie2137
      @oliviamarie2137 Год назад +69

      the good old days

    • @goncalo33
      @goncalo33 Год назад +130

      Smartwatches' "flashlights" are literally that. It's quite funny.

    • @ChrissieBear
      @ChrissieBear Год назад +72

      On an old model smartphone (can't remember what, it wasn't one of the big brands of today), I downloaded a flashlight app that basically turned your camera flash on permanently whilst running. Since the phone itself had no flashlight functionality for the flash bulb.

    • @panickedshears
      @panickedshears Год назад +17

      @@ChrissieBear I remember those, I think I had one of those apps for my iPhone 4 or something

  • @efe_aydal
    @efe_aydal Год назад +608

    I just couldn't make my parents understand that an app cannot possibly check your blood pressure. They kept on telling "but it's showing right results" because it would always show average.

    • @justagalwhocomments
      @justagalwhocomments Год назад

      Chad ❤

    • @maddieb.4282
      @maddieb.4282 Год назад +20

      Wow I feel bad for you. Sometimes it’s easy to take for granted that my parents are smart and have common sense lol

    • @jiru331
      @jiru331 2 месяца назад

      ABİ NAPIYOSUN BURADA

  • @formeridiot8641
    @formeridiot8641 5 лет назад +21751

    I remember downloading a flashlight app and it was just a screen where you could turn on and off a picture of a flashlight

    • @uhhuhrhrhhh7803
      @uhhuhrhrhhh7803 5 лет назад +1957

      Wow that app sounds awesome I'd give it 5 stars.

    • @bellabell9677
      @bellabell9677 5 лет назад +788

      I thought that's what flashlights do

    • @yondermileslimpey3892
      @yondermileslimpey3892 5 лет назад +312

      I think I have seen that

    • @meoviona
      @meoviona 5 лет назад +559

      I downloaded the same app when I was 8.

    • @nahueltabarez8889
      @nahueltabarez8889 4 года назад +1007

      i once had a smartphone without flash, so it didnt have a flashlight setting.
      I went to the appstore and found an app that basically set the bright of the screen to 100% and showed a pure white backgroud. Pretty ingenious if you ask me.

  • @EddyBurback
    @EddyBurback 6 лет назад +19356

    I tried to weigh myself on this video and my phone broke :(

    • @askittleswrapper8179
      @askittleswrapper8179 6 лет назад +139

      Eddy Burback it’s my boi Eddy

    • @A-pc7nf
      @A-pc7nf 6 лет назад +55

      Eddy Burback omg I love u! awesome to see you here!

    • @brocksdaddy081910
      @brocksdaddy081910 6 лет назад +46

      Fancy seeing you here.

    • @Crash_bandz
      @Crash_bandz 6 лет назад +21

      this dude, has more comments and likes, than views, wtf?

    • @damiensmidt6708
      @damiensmidt6708 6 лет назад +32

      I love that the new generation of YT is actually bringing back a form of community. People used to shout each other out and could actually get along (or at least pretend to). The last couple years have just been dis tracks and drama to get them selves as much attention as they could possibly get.

  • @alixiria
    @alixiria 2 года назад +619

    I don't know if I'm dissappointed or relieved that people weren't pissing on their phones to do a pregnancy test

  • @peiran3058
    @peiran3058 2 года назад +2984

    I literally just went into shock after hearing Drew say "Among us"

  • @claireparmer
    @claireparmer 4 года назад +8669

    2 years later and he’s STILL the only person on RUclips...

  • @willowwickertop7152
    @willowwickertop7152 5 лет назад +3361

    Honestly I think the funniest thing is that some people wanted to know the temperature of their fingertips

    • @yeehawjigsaw6579
      @yeehawjigsaw6579 5 лет назад +84

      And complain about not getting an accurate result 😂

    • @o_o5210
      @o_o5210 4 года назад +2

      Ya

    • @elenakaterinam
      @elenakaterinam 4 года назад +5

      Thay mustve been like, huh, I wonder what the temperature of my fingertips is.... Oh an app! Let's try it! 5 mins later: WHY DOESNT THIS APP FREAKING WORK I JUST WANT TO KNOW THE TEMPERSTURE OF MY FINGERTIPS UGH

    • @kn1febunny
      @kn1febunny 4 года назад

      Silver_Swan 0518 Mm. Monpmkk

  • @momokitty636
    @momokitty636 2 года назад +707

    Drew has exposed me for who I really am....
    *Someone who typed numbers into a calculator just to see what number I made was the coolest.*

    • @cormarcormar
      @cormarcormar Год назад +2

      14

    • @Deadflower019
      @Deadflower019 Год назад +12

      Was it 2318008 upside down?

    • @momokitty636
      @momokitty636 Год назад +9

      @@Deadflower019 naw that was only with the calculators in math class 😂

    • @LostLargeCats
      @LostLargeCats 5 дней назад

      ​@@momokitty636I have to admit. When I was in early school I would type a lot of random stuff until calculators just to see what would happen.

  • @DrippingWithStarlight
    @DrippingWithStarlight 2 года назад +1279

    We used the love calculator online as kids for a laugh, mainly torturing each other putting in names of people we didn't like 😂

    • @calowenby1654
      @calowenby1654 2 года назад +10

      That’s actually hilarious.

    • @Naokarma
      @Naokarma Год назад +2

      I'm scared to ask who "we" is, but here I am, asking.

    • @nessstarries6204
      @nessstarries6204 Год назад +32

      @@Naokarma sarah and her friends

    • @juliefarrell6688
      @juliefarrell6688 Год назад +14

      i put myself with Dr. Twobrains from Wordgirl when I was 8.

    • @sketchyfrog793
      @sketchyfrog793 Год назад +7

      are you the sarah from Andrew M's story?

  • @notjamin
    @notjamin 4 года назад +5981

    When I was eleven I downloaded an app called "mirror" because I wanted to use my phone as a mirror but it didn't have a front-facing camera. It obviously didn't work, because my phone did not have a front-facing camera.

  • @an_annoying_cat
    @an_annoying_cat 5 лет назад +4228

    There was an app that was banned called Send Me to Heaven where the purpose of the app was to see how high you could throw your phone in the air.

    • @zaynahlliambitanga2879
      @zaynahlliambitanga2879 5 лет назад +121

      HOLY SMOKES I wish i seen that

    • @SuperT
      @SuperT 5 лет назад +112

      There are baseball speed test things that don’t use your camera to measure a ball traveling, it used the accelerator in your phone.
      Most I ever got on it was like 20mph because I threw it at a pillow but I still didn’t throw it hard lol

    • @cutiedemonzyt3776
      @cutiedemonzyt3776 5 лет назад +25

      I never would've throw my baby.

    • @akutazaki
      @akutazaki 5 лет назад +4

      I’m wheezing omggggg 😂

    • @anniehoney03
      @anniehoney03 4 года назад

      LMAO

  • @theremix54
    @theremix54 8 месяцев назад +85

    That dumbass joke about "visiting the dollar" deserves more love. That sweating afterwords is funny as hell

  • @chancematters
    @chancematters 2 года назад +90

    Are we not gonna talk about the poor guy who had an actual fever? The one that tried the app and got 126 and then had 102 on a real thermometer? He deserves better

  • @jacobmorrison838
    @jacobmorrison838 3 года назад +5640

    Im pretty sure the Sarah C. and Andrew M. review was a joke. Since the abbreviation of their names is SCAM

    • @eretking4908
      @eretking4908 3 года назад +849

      you might be onto something here

    • @froggerswamp
      @froggerswamp 3 года назад +92

      @@eretking4908 Hello fellow mcyt fan

    • @eretking4908
      @eretking4908 3 года назад +57

      @@froggerswamp hello

    • @Kris-jr9yw
      @Kris-jr9yw 3 года назад +59

      @@eretking4908 you have soummoned the fandom....

    • @eretking4908
      @eretking4908 3 года назад +29

      @@Kris-jr9yw lmao

  • @sayma160
    @sayma160 3 года назад +13886

    In the past I had downloaded an app called "Nothing" and in description it said that this app does nothing. Out of curiosity, I downloaded that app and actually that app absolutely did nothing, not even had a logo. It was invisible. So I gave it 5🌟 because it did exactly what it said.

  • @momokitty636
    @momokitty636 2 года назад +226

    Maybe if Andrew hadn't stopped his thinking, This covid mess would've already been solved.
    *Thanks a lot, love calculator.*

  • @TheSexyAsianGuy
    @TheSexyAsianGuy Год назад +66

    I downloaded one of those ghost hunting apps with my cousins when I was 10 and the only ghost we found told us it ate a baby in our basement and for about 2 years we refused to go down there out of genuine fear.

    • @phantomboba
      @phantomboba 8 месяцев назад +10

      I was the ghost that ate the baby

    • @ukelelepichu
      @ukelelepichu 3 месяца назад +2

      true i was the baby

    • @LostLargeCats
      @LostLargeCats 5 дней назад

      I was the basement

  • @fickleburg1524
    @fickleburg1524 5 лет назад +18450

    Anyone else notice that the pregnancy app is for ages 4+?

  • @firerocket9944
    @firerocket9944 4 года назад +17306

    During lunch at school my friend pulled out one of these apps, put his name and my moms name in the slots and it was 100 percent.

    • @corvidae2741
      @corvidae2741 4 года назад +3522

      Damn, that sucks. Is he a good step dad atleast?

    • @user-nw3ol7fk1i
      @user-nw3ol7fk1i 4 года назад +2757

      I misread this as "him and _his_ mom" and was about to go sweet home alabama

    • @Isa.no.
      @Isa.no. 4 года назад +290

      S N
      LMFAO

    • @waspdragon2086
      @waspdragon2086 4 года назад +66

      100th like

    • @ohoh8454
      @ohoh8454 4 года назад +390

      @@user-nw3ol7fk1i I thought it said me and my moms name

  • @whalethen9962
    @whalethen9962 Год назад +216

    the love calculator actually reminded of this website you can send the link to your friends, and they would type in their name and someone they like, then it'll show a prank screen where you (the person who sent the link) will be able to see who your friend is crushing on depending on whose names they typed in

    • @sincerecinnamon
      @sincerecinnamon Год назад +3

      What website is it?

    • @emperorhaya5351
      @emperorhaya5351 Год назад +2

      @@sincerecinnamon whats the name of your pfp i remember reading a book of this lad a few years ago and forgot his name
      nvm i googled that one brown dude with sharp teeth and found the results

    • @Celest1alAdd1ct1on
      @Celest1alAdd1ct1on Год назад +14

      me typing in "your mom" whenever i find one of these .

    • @_g0r3c0r3
      @_g0r3c0r3 7 месяцев назад

      i need this app

  • @tritoner1221
    @tritoner1221 2 года назад +77

    11:14 this was 12 years ago from the time of writing this comment. holy shit, it's crazy to think that this guy is like 20 now!

    • @adzdrawss
      @adzdrawss Месяц назад +3

      i want to know where he is now 😭 ANDREW M PLEASE SPEAK

    • @crypto1122
      @crypto1122 8 дней назад

      Why do you think he was 8 y/o during the time of him writing this review

  • @FakeDavyCrockett
    @FakeDavyCrockett 3 года назад +8316

    I put “Drew” and “Danny” into the calculator and it told me that he isn’t narcissistic enough to be in love with himself

    • @samimartinez1409
      @samimartinez1409 3 года назад +133

      This deserves more likes

    • @pogisdog
      @pogisdog 3 года назад +15

      Didn't happen

    • @kylaprice5553
      @kylaprice5553 3 года назад +274

      @@pogisdog OH REALLY?!

    • @pogisdog
      @pogisdog 3 года назад +3

      @@kylaprice5553 Yes really

    • @kylaprice5553
      @kylaprice5553 3 года назад +198

      @@pogisdog its a joke of course it didn't happen

  • @supdograinbarff1460
    @supdograinbarff1460 3 года назад +760

    Don't you just hate it when your dollar is out of thermometers

  • @asailijhijr
    @asailijhijr 2 года назад +85

    I can imagine a child trying to convince their parent that the temperature app says they should stay home from school today.

  • @jainasolo50
    @jainasolo50 4 года назад +4227

    That child legit left a suicide note in reviews... yikes

    • @frankharvey88
      @frankharvey88 4 года назад +682

      Jaina Solo *scuicide

    • @farrmout
      @farrmout 4 года назад +123

      @Christina Ngabekome Hey christina, can you please explain to me the meaning of the "r/woosh" thing i find a lot on youtube nowadays? Thank you in advance.

    • @sem9517
      @sem9517 4 года назад +50

      @@farrmout r/woooosh

    • @farrmout
      @farrmout 4 года назад +404

      @@sem9517 explain you fucking piece of shit, sorry for my temper

    • @seasonedvase2702
      @seasonedvase2702 4 года назад +211

      @@farrmout reddit thing, when someone misses an joke

  • @alexflynn5365
    @alexflynn5365 3 года назад +5042

    I bet they already have a covid test on the app store

    • @babyyoda3860
      @babyyoda3860 3 года назад +37

      What's your profile picture I see it a lot but idk what it is

    • @mimsycookiiess
      @mimsycookiiess 3 года назад +12

      @@babyyoda3860 same

    • @johndoc3517
      @johndoc3517 3 года назад +45

      @@babyyoda3860 We don't talk about it, never again.

    • @babyyoda3860
      @babyyoda3860 3 года назад +10

      @@johndoc3517 I found it and now want to erase my memory

    • @gray.2081
      @gray.2081 3 года назад +9

      @@babyyoda3860 what is it??

  • @ameliasmith6689
    @ameliasmith6689 7 месяцев назад +59

    i like how the fake review on that scale app says it's "accurate down to the 0.1" as though a scale with a 100g margin of error is anything to brag about

  • @Venom_bitez
    @Venom_bitez 2 года назад +34

    I remember doing a lie detector app on my tablet and when I asked the question "Do I like my grandparents" and when it said no I was screaming

  • @adierose0621
    @adierose0621 4 года назад +5870

    I remember when I was live 5 I put my divorced parents name into the love calculator and it said 98% so I thought they would get back together. Oh boy was I wrong 😂

  • @Sfoof
    @Sfoof 3 года назад +3823

    There’s a scale app I downloaded for the hell of it
    The first question it asks is “how much do you weigh”
    Then it tells you how much you weigh after you answer the first question
    ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️

    • @Brush421
      @Brush421 3 года назад +97

      Lmfao

    • @vihasharma2784
      @vihasharma2784 3 года назад +139

      Flawless

    • @Dimma_Daniela
      @Dimma_Daniela 3 года назад +24

      This comment is underrated

    • @therealtozard8472
      @therealtozard8472 3 года назад +12

      link???

    • @Sammy-yf2sb
      @Sammy-yf2sb 3 года назад +4

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  • @gnocchipr1nc3ss
    @gnocchipr1nc3ss 7 месяцев назад +17

    I’ve watched this video a few times now and not once have I ever laughed at that dollar joke. But today I laughed for some reason. Just funnier today.

  • @leighgasp
    @leighgasp Год назад +36

    me and my childhood friends would stay up all night and download dozens of app just like this. we'd go from laughing to crying our eyes out

  • @jacobphillips2217
    @jacobphillips2217 4 года назад +2956

    What if the thermometer is a rectal thermometer and nobody’s tried it

    • @Chloe-mj1rx
      @Chloe-mj1rx 4 года назад +69

      Why is this not the top comment?

    • @pablosux
      @pablosux 4 года назад +13

      Chloe and it has little likes

    • @I_am_a_cat_
      @I_am_a_cat_ 4 года назад +123

      You're a genius! I'll try it, I'm sure you're right. Thats probably how the pregnancy test works as well!

    • @dislikeamendment3689
      @dislikeamendment3689 4 года назад +63

      @@I_am_a_cat_ its been 3 days. U ok?

    • @I_am_a_cat_
      @I_am_a_cat_ 4 года назад +127

      @@dislikeamendment3689 It's stuck

  • @calliegrace1234
    @calliegrace1234 6 лет назад +861

    “not worth buy, even tho is free” my friends describing me

  • @LexNonARegeEstViolanda
    @LexNonARegeEstViolanda Месяц назад +3

    6 years later and this is still my favorite video by Drew. I keep coming back to rewatch it.

  • @user-uc3ep3ly1c
    @user-uc3ep3ly1c 2 года назад +14

    Drew: None of that bs you're used to seeing all over RUclips.
    Also Danny: Unfortunately I'm still currently the only person making videos on the website

  • @jessicaokane5711
    @jessicaokane5711 5 лет назад +3630

    love cal gave my son a 95% with pineapple

    • @kayleighd1210
      @kayleighd1210 5 лет назад +15

      Oof...

    • @CatrionaCharles
      @CatrionaCharles 5 лет назад +66

      Jessica O'Kane Does he love it back? 😂

    • @honestlyitwassobigiwantedt4046
      @honestlyitwassobigiwantedt4046 5 лет назад +66

      Jessica, why do you have a playlist about cell phone towers on your channel??

    • @therealityofit3021
      @therealityofit3021 5 лет назад +15

      honestly it was so big I wanted to phone you
      i thought you were lying so i checked it out and-
      *why? answer us jessica!*

    • @jarryghee5657
      @jarryghee5657 5 лет назад +16

      @@therealityofit3021 check the playlist out there's a fishtail tutorial in the playlist hahaha

  • @bandilismmusic6337
    @bandilismmusic6337 4 года назад +2104

    "jezzball" sounds like a slur but i dont know for what

    • @JJLiu-xc3kg
      @JJLiu-xc3kg 4 года назад +278

      Vasectomised homosexuals?

    • @aiden.ambulance
      @aiden.ambulance 4 года назад +41

      J.J. Liu yes ✨

    • @hihihi_813
      @hihihi_813 4 года назад +106

      Sounds like an alcoholic beverage

    • @allison8076
      @allison8076 4 года назад +181

      Jezebel is a name for a woman who is "morally unrestrained", so basically another word for whore. Maybe you're thinking of that?

    • @parasthesia1
      @parasthesia1 4 года назад +19

      J.J. Liu what the fuck

  • @davisthedaviskids2574
    @davisthedaviskids2574 Год назад +17

    "It doesn't weigh things that I need to weigh, like drugs"

  • @joeass2399
    @joeass2399 Год назад +16

    5:19 the iphone does have a thermometer, it's just availible for developers probably. It's used to shut down your phone if its overheating or something

  • @solomosos5230
    @solomosos5230 4 года назад +6654

    I’m gonna be disappointed if Drew and Amanda got pregnant and not announce it with the pregnancy test app

    • @uf3732
      @uf3732 4 года назад +481

      @@paisley6297 obviously

    • @itskindofemily
      @itskindofemily 4 года назад +329

      @@paisley6297 people often say "we're pregnant!" cuz its THEIR combined kid but it always throws me off lmao mufuggin seahorse lookin ass dad

    • @latedawns1797
      @latedawns1797 4 года назад +412

      Logan pail got drew gregnant

    • @johnathanchu8544
      @johnathanchu8544 4 года назад +195

      @@latedawns1797 LOGAN PAIL!!!!

    • @gecko4067
      @gecko4067 4 года назад +151

      @@latedawns1797 *AND THEN THEY DID IT*

  • @kandikoko8487
    @kandikoko8487 3 года назад +5855

    I had a game that was called "boyfriend trainer" and you would literally whip your boyfriend if he acted unboyfriend-like. Played it so much...too much

  • @darthPotato379
    @darthPotato379 11 месяцев назад +6

    let's hope that one kid does not commit scuiside

  • @MollieIsNotOkay
    @MollieIsNotOkay 2 года назад +14

    God, I remember using that dog hologram thing as a kid and fully expecting it to work on my Grani's tablet. What's stupider, the app or me?

  • @ChristinaJ01126
    @ChristinaJ01126 4 года назад +3122

    I remember downloading the love calculator and put my aunt and uncles names and it said 2%
    They got divorced a month later

  • @sennacookie5043
    @sennacookie5043 5 лет назад +1865

    In elementary school everyone used to play those love testers and brag about being 100% compatible with Stalin
    Good ol' days

    • @azarishere6442
      @azarishere6442 5 лет назад +4

      SennaCookie lol same here

    • @brettkleczka8197
      @brettkleczka8197 5 лет назад +14

      I would too but instead everyone would laugh at me cause the best I would get was a 30% chance

    • @gavrochethenardier957
      @gavrochethenardier957 5 лет назад +20

      Stalin the Russian or another Stalin?

    • @BK-ku1zt
      @BK-ku1zt 5 лет назад +67

      @@gavrochethenardier957 Stalin who works at the local bar, duh

    • @georgedawson5316
      @georgedawson5316 5 лет назад +27

      Same I remember getting depressed for a week because me and my crush were 59%

  • @jackgrock4248
    @jackgrock4248 Месяц назад +3

    this video is so funny i deadass rewatch this atleast once a month

  • @ks_cerealkiller
    @ks_cerealkiller Месяц назад +2

    I know I'm VERY late but I was just rewatching some of your old stuff for a laugh.
    When you got to the end and started talking about your merch, my lights flickered when you said "This is the good stuff," 😬⚡

  • @youngclueless7364
    @youngclueless7364 3 года назад +21380

    I swear everyone has at least once used a love calculator unironically just to see what the results were

    • @toadstooool
      @toadstooool 3 года назад +2345

      I would jokingly do all my friends, and I got a really high percentage with one.
      *We are now girlfriends*

    • @excelll3332
      @excelll3332 3 года назад +1755

      @@toadstooool
      HELL YEAH WOOHOO
      Congrats my dude/dudette/non binary cassette/genderfluid baguette!

    • @shaquille_oatmeal6949
      @shaquille_oatmeal6949 3 года назад +721

      @@excelll3332 THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL

    • @olympia6079
      @olympia6079 3 года назад +42

      i mean....

    • @mehtalcypress
      @mehtalcypress 3 года назад +104

      I never used a love calculator

  • @WhiteWolf496
    @WhiteWolf496 4 года назад +2944

    How's he seeing his phone on da compuder

  • @Kristianalexis1
    @Kristianalexis1 Год назад +8

    The “Nice Cheese Go Moo” review gets me every time 😂

  • @mateeeeeo
    @mateeeeeo 8 месяцев назад +4

    One of my favorite video of yours to this day

  • @GuillotineGunza
    @GuillotineGunza 4 года назад +3065

    Since Drew is the only person on RUclips why don’t we change the name from RUclips to Drewtube

  • @PaliLevy
    @PaliLevy 3 года назад +2406

    he said “among us” and i realized that i have a problem

  • @Deadbox_2002
    @Deadbox_2002 2 года назад +7

    I tried the Love Calculator and found out that if you use your full name you become much more compatible for whatever reason. Me and my girlfriend got 99% when I used our full names, but 36% when it was only our first names. I love these things

  • @DapperDemonicGent
    @DapperDemonicGent Год назад +4

    this video was on in the background while I was on my phone and I got an ad for an app that claims to measure your blood pressure. serendipity.

  • @kiwo579
    @kiwo579 3 года назад +3678

    Assuming that the depressed guy was around 12-13 when he made that review, hes at least 24 now. I wonder how hes doing.

    • @deathrays
      @deathrays 3 года назад +122

      I'm so confused as to how it was 12 yrs ago, i checked when the app was created and it didn't make sense but oh well

    • @kiwo579
      @kiwo579 3 года назад +246

      @@deathrays the review date and the video date

    • @naww8210
      @naww8210 2 года назад +102

      I dont think they were 12 they were probably 8 or something

    • @kiwo579
      @kiwo579 2 года назад +238

      @@naww8210 really? The review reeked of teen angst

    • @dianegriffith7959
      @dianegriffith7959 2 года назад +63

      @@naww8210 thats when he started crushing on sarah c

  • @cfgbkkbvftj2756
    @cfgbkkbvftj2756 3 года назад +5012

    Took me a moment to realise that the temperatures were in American measurements. I was just sat there like, “HOW IS YOUR TEMPERATURE 99.9??”

    • @fritzfxx
      @fritzfxx 3 года назад +473

      They're called Freedom Units, thank you very much

    • @Dargonhuman
      @Dargonhuman 3 года назад +307

      There are only two ways to measure temperature: the American way, and the wrong way.

    • @champnotchicken4318
      @champnotchicken4318 3 года назад +90

      @Swag Monke we got free soda refills and that’s all a good American needs.

    • @champnotchicken4318
      @champnotchicken4318 3 года назад +65

      @Swag Monke what more could you need then unlimited sprite?

    • @gordonramsayslambsauce
      @gordonramsayslambsauce 3 года назад +479

      @@Dargonhuman The "wrong way" is used by the majority of the world and is so much more effective 💀✋

  • @jobeiden
    @jobeiden 2 года назад +5

    i love coming back to this video. it's not often that i rewatch commentary but this one is so funny and entertaining

  • @LiterallyMe05
    @LiterallyMe05 2 года назад +5

    8:50 Drew: People who exist, walking around the earth Among Us.

  • @mariadivencenzo633
    @mariadivencenzo633 3 года назад +1337

    As a kid I downloaded that app that shows you what ghosts are trying to say to you, I tried the app with my grandma and the app just kept saying "bowl" we both are still trying to figure out wtf that means

  • @liz5089
    @liz5089 4 года назад +1526

    I’m concerned about that person’s 95.5 temperature.

    • @andrewgust-anderson5612
      @andrewgust-anderson5612 4 года назад +58

      Yeah isn't it supposed to be like 75

    • @elliot1924
      @elliot1924 4 года назад +53

      Nah mine is 26% warm

    • @liz5089
      @liz5089 4 года назад +168

      Ayumi Gust-Anderson I genuinely cant tell if this is sarcasm or not, but in the chance it’s not, no. Normal in Farhenheit (which is what the 95.5 would be) is 98.6. 95.5 is nearly hypothermic. If this was sarcasm, feel free to r/woooosh me.

    • @StompyRoA
      @StompyRoA 4 года назад +24

      Liz maybe it’s a Fahrenheit and Celsius thing.

    • @liz5089
      @liz5089 4 года назад +77

      Stompy well then I’m very, very, very concerned because normal Celsius is 37 😂😂

  • @maybebored3283
    @maybebored3283 Год назад +4

    I just remembered that I had downloaded a flashlight app for my phone a long time ago and I saw a review saying "not a real flashlight, just turns on your camera light"
    ....yeah? Did that person think the app installed a new LED!?

  • @gingersnap6004
    @gingersnap6004 5 лет назад +6210

    Hey, the love calculator totally works! Every time I put my name in with a dudes name it gave me a failing score. Then I came out as a lesbian 6 years later.

  • @topfortnitetrendss9476
    @topfortnitetrendss9476 5 лет назад +2770

    Comon' I think we all used the love calculator at some point..

  • @EdgeworksEntertainment
    @EdgeworksEntertainment 2 года назад +4

    0:40 We know you have some unresolved trauma surrounding stars after Jeremy Renner stole yours, but if you'd like to try settling the stars we'd be happy to send you the full game and some other goodies to get you started on our mobile terraforming simulator TerraGenesis -- the most fun you'll ever have watching grass grow!

  • @NK-nkno
    @NK-nkno 2 года назад +9

    Kinda late to the party but the Love Calculator thing was a massive part of my middle school IT class because the school computers were older than the fucking students and since our national education department banned RUclips and any other sites that could keep us entertained for 80 minutes we had nothing else to do but put in our parents' names on the scale and wait for them to get a divorce.

  • @zombie_slayer4d800
    @zombie_slayer4d800 3 года назад +900

    "scuicide" I died of laughter and sppit all my water out, i hope that kid hasn't commited scuicide

    • @eretking4908
      @eretking4908 3 года назад +105

      probs hasent as someone pointed out it might be a joke as sarah c and andrew m there initials are SC and AM so SCAM

    • @davidbosy4275
      @davidbosy4275 3 года назад +11

      I used to spell suicide like that because I'm not english

    • @athyzkyh
      @athyzkyh 3 года назад +2

      69 likes

    • @Tw0Dots
      @Tw0Dots 3 года назад +14

      @@davidbosy4275 ah yeah, the English, the only people who speak English

    • @joeyrusso2528
      @joeyrusso2528 3 года назад +4

      8:52 sus

  • @uFCapacitor
    @uFCapacitor 4 года назад +2572

    I'd like to think that on the 3D dog simulator, the "bug" that was fixed, was that it literally displayed a picture of a bug instead of a dog, and now they fixed it

    • @kingdomkey1601
      @kingdomkey1601 3 года назад +32

      This comment is FAR too underrated. 😂😂😂

    • @danielvega71
      @danielvega71 3 года назад +60

      It had holograms of fleas but they killed them with an hologram powder

    • @im.from.southpark
      @im.from.southpark 3 года назад +3

      Lmao I'm dying

    • @Nitrolord
      @Nitrolord 2 года назад +4

      This should have been top comment 😔

    • @kir3795
      @kir3795 2 года назад +6

      ik its been 2 years but im dying 😭

  • @dylanadams8330
    @dylanadams8330 9 месяцев назад +2

    “Not worth buying even though free”

  • @miraclemuffinstudios425
    @miraclemuffinstudios425 Год назад +4

    I'd like to apologize to Andrew M as a representative of the Sarah community

  • @climber1017
    @climber1017 2 года назад +5152

    I remember being in love with a girl in school even though I was an international war criminal (long story) but we’re married now and pretty happy.

    • @weirdshrimpnumber9755
      @weirdshrimpnumber9755 2 года назад +167

      Wait...What ?

    • @Takimeko
      @Takimeko 2 года назад +502

      This sounds like one of those fake story channels.
      "I married a girl I knew in school while also being an international war criminal."

    • @hannahdivic28
      @hannahdivic28 2 года назад +274

      I love how no one in the comments gets your joke

    • @jfrfilms6697
      @jfrfilms6697 2 года назад +220

      Seriously same, it was really heartbreaking when I had to temporarily move to Canada to avoid prosecution! But I live in a field in Florida now with her, good times…

    • @Lemon_daehunnyy
      @Lemon_daehunnyy 2 года назад +7

      @@Takimeko It’s a joke

  • @momandmonkey03
    @momandmonkey03 5 лет назад +5113

    I didn’t know that Danny Gonzalez had a second RUclips channel

  • @gupdoo3
    @gupdoo3 2 года назад +3

    One time i used a starmap app and in the FAQs was "why can't I see Earth in the sky?"

  • @panickedshears
    @panickedshears Месяц назад +2

    One time, I was bored at church, so I borrowed my mom’s phone and slipped out to sit in the bathroom for the entire sermon. I downloaded a love calculator on my mom’s phone, put my parents’ names into the love calculator, and then got really sad because it just confirmed what I already knew.

  • @snemehta3274
    @snemehta3274 4 года назад +8403

    When i was at disney world with my cousins it was extremely hot and we were waiting in line for a long time, anyway i look over and see my younger cousin download a "fan" app that was just an image of a fan rotating and proceed to point it toward herself - i don't know if this was supposed to be an attempt to trick her brain into thinking it was cooling her down or she genuinely thought it would work but it made me laugh so hard i cried (silently, because i didn't want to hurt her feelings lol)

    • @somethingwithbungalows
      @somethingwithbungalows 4 года назад +489

      I REMEMBER DOWNLOADING AN APP LIKE THAT WHEN I WAS LITTLE AND ATTEMPTING TO DO THE SAME THING

    • @luk11c4
      @luk11c4 4 года назад +50

      nice story.

    • @Himawariyoung
      @Himawariyoung 4 года назад +48

      Lmfao!

    • @slayyy374
      @slayyy374 4 года назад +82

      Honestly this would be me

    • @hrishiksh
      @hrishiksh 4 года назад +115

      @@luk11c4 (long story)

  • @LeonLush
    @LeonLush 6 лет назад +2151

    holy shit... jezz ball... that game shaped me into the man I am today.

    • @kaam..
      @kaam.. 6 лет назад +8

      Hi Leon 👋👋

    • @hirethemuffins
      @hirethemuffins 6 лет назад +8

      Leon Lush hello tomato king

    • @foxsisters6257
      @foxsisters6257 6 лет назад +15

      Leon Lush GODDAMN IT HOW AM I WATCHING THE SAME STUFF AS YOU HAHA

    • @flitchhh
      @flitchhh 6 лет назад +1

      Leon Lush I will never touch that game

    • @sillymonk3y
      @sillymonk3y 6 лет назад +1

      DAD

  • @stellahagman
    @stellahagman Год назад +4

    The comments on commentary videos are so entertaining

  • @livb1657
    @livb1657 3 года назад +1687

    when i was younger, i got a game called “monster checker” (or something along those lines) because i was deathly afraid of everything. basically, you would move your device around the room and it would tell you if it detected any “monsters.” i remember being bored one day and looking through the settings on the app. i found a button that said “always detect no monsters” (my mom had turned it on) and obviously i freaked out. looking back on it now, i think it had that option for kids who thought monsters and stuff like that was cool or kids who weren’t scared, but idek this video just brought that back 💀

    • @heartstopperzz2191
      @heartstopperzz2191 3 года назад +141

      i had an app like that but it was with ghosts, i no joke used it like every day

    • @glidertrio4466
      @glidertrio4466 3 года назад +156

      Your moms smart

    • @18th18th
      @18th18th 3 года назад +241

      that's honestly such a useful feature I babysit kids afraid of ghosts so I might try something similar thank you :')

    • @saintsomnia8030
      @saintsomnia8030 2 года назад +47

      That's actually really cute

    • @livb1657
      @livb1657 2 года назад +5

      @@glidertrio4466 very!

  • @kaylanovak9752
    @kaylanovak9752 4 года назад +376

    When I was around 11 and 12, I used a thermometer app to try and trick my parents that is was sick.... it didn’t work to say the least.

  • @bonedeep_ache2273
    @bonedeep_ache2273 Год назад +2

    You haven't had a real crush if you haven't tried the love calculator

  • @Speed-TV
    @Speed-TV 2 года назад +2

    When I was a kid I downloaded a cat translator app on my LG tablet thinking I could talk to my cat. For some reason whenever you tilt your device upside down it jumpscares you with a cat, so I got scared and uninstalled it.

  • @cristinarusso2950
    @cristinarusso2950 3 года назад +2942

    if the fanfic comes true and drew gets pregnant i am not believing it unless he proves the screenshot of the pregnancy test app

    • @beatricefox937
      @beatricefox937 3 года назад +31

      Underrated comment

    • @ollow_is_sad5373
      @ollow_is_sad5373 3 года назад +54

      I haven't even watched the video yet and this is the first thing I see, exuse me-

    • @mushtashio9902
      @mushtashio9902 3 года назад +12

      @@ollow_is_sad5373 LMAO

    • @caspercascade4623
      @caspercascade4623 2 года назад +5

      The.... What
      Edit: I know now

    • @MinisDunyasi5
      @MinisDunyasi5 2 года назад +20

      You misspelled “The fanfic is true” and “drew is pregnant”

  • @altheclipper_
    @altheclipper_ 6 лет назад +450

    I just had a flashback to using a love calculator when I was 7. Sadly my fears at the time had come true when my girlfriend and I were only 27% compatible, you know I had to let her go.

    • @itsaa2579
      @itsaa2579 6 лет назад +28

      didn't we all do that back in middle school? LOL. i remembered crying for like half an hour once becuz my crush and i were only five percent compatible.
      EDIT: i'M CRYING I JUST DID A LOVE CALCULATOR W/ mY BOYFRIEND AND I AND I GOT 69% nO JOKE djsfjdlsj kewfejwei

    • @loktungwoo3466
      @loktungwoo3466 6 лет назад +5

      i wonder how many young love got destroyed because of this invention lmao

    • @arccv
      @arccv 6 лет назад +9

      That's nothing. I once clicked on a love calculator in middle school that my classmate sent me, I put in the names but then it was a prank that showed the names to the classmate who sent it to me. That's how the whole school found out I was gay.

    • @cherryistrash4080
      @cherryistrash4080 6 лет назад +1

      Alex Bennett I think that app was the must have for anyone with an iPod. Me and my best friend did it and got a 96% compatibility. It was awkward for a solid month.
      Fuck iPod apps..

  • @rebeccaalbrechtsen
    @rebeccaalbrechtsen Год назад +13

    Idk why but the way he said scuiside made me die of laughter🤣🤣 If I keep dying of laughter like this they may consider it scuiside🤣🤣

    • @calowenby1654
      @calowenby1654 Год назад

      That whole review always slays me lol.

  • @calowenby1654
    @calowenby1654 2 года назад +2

    _Oh my god_ the review about the crush and the one about the button being EZ to use were like the funniest things I’ve _ever_ seen.

  • @kleerude
    @kleerude 3 года назад +1177

    I remember seeing an app that claimed to turn your phone into a mirror (this was before iPhones had front-facing cameras). The first review was one star and said that all the app did was turn your screen black.

    • @landonkam6727
      @landonkam6727 2 года назад +77

      LMFAO

    • @Winter0721
      @Winter0721 2 года назад +42

      LMAO WAIT I HAD THAT APP, BUT I GOT IT TOO LATE. It was when I had an Amazon tablet, I guess it still had the same apps but didn’t really filter compatibility and I remember being so confused why it didn’t show my front facing camera, just a black screen. What a time.

    • @sand-in-the-timepiece9836
      @sand-in-the-timepiece9836 2 года назад +4

      HA! Genius

    • @pyro-millie5533
      @pyro-millie5533 Год назад +18

      YO my mom got fooled by the same app back in the day hahaha!! Bonus points for the tacky cartoon “mirror frames” it would put around the black screen lmao

    • @beesbrownies
      @beesbrownies Год назад +14

      i mean they were right kinda

  • @theotheoggg
    @theotheoggg 4 года назад +6524

    I got the pregnant app and it said I have quadruplets
    I’m a 12 year old boy

  • @SuperMonibuvy
    @SuperMonibuvy 8 месяцев назад +3

    Here's me on a 5 year old youtube video pointing out the app at 6:07 took those pictures from the music video for My Love by Route 94. Its a pretty cool tune. Ok bye

  • @Gary_King1413
    @Gary_King1413 Год назад +2

    Technically, the Hologram Dog 3D Simulator app doesn’t lie in the title. It is an app that simulates a 3D hologram dog

  • @alyssa6856
    @alyssa6856 5 лет назад +1377

    10:22 is 9 yr old me when the love calculator gave me 5% when i put troy bolton

  • @brendankapp5237
    @brendankapp5237 5 лет назад +2021

    I've actually used the love calculator app lol, throwback to 5th grade

    • @mx.menacing
      @mx.menacing 5 лет назад +28

      _S A M E_

    • @user-up5oh1uo9d
      @user-up5oh1uo9d 5 лет назад +76

      This app brought the life to those sleepovers

    • @brendankapp5237
      @brendankapp5237 5 лет назад +26

      @@user-up5oh1uo9d big facts it was bomb

    • @claireconrad876
      @claireconrad876 5 лет назад +37

      I did it with all my crushes in 5th grade

    • @pekhmrq
      @pekhmrq 5 лет назад +17

      My friends always did this with EVERYONE’S crushes

  • @dominicisnotstealingcontent
    @dominicisnotstealingcontent 7 месяцев назад +2

    Nowadays we have a flashlight button on the iphones…

  • @superiorkiwi7372
    @superiorkiwi7372 Год назад +2

    i love how all the new comments are about drew saying among us at 8:52

  • @mei5173
    @mei5173 5 лет назад +395

    instructions unclear
    broke up with my pillow because I got a 5% compatibility

    • @demonoverlord1381
      @demonoverlord1381 5 лет назад +1

      He said the white guy was a little more like Pie-er-day and I think I could be the same as before I go there for the first one I know that the number is a bit different than I do that but she is prostituting her to make me a bit of the same person.

    • @Andrew-ix2ul
      @Andrew-ix2ul 5 лет назад +1

      Mei how are the instructions unclear then

    • @JonasDAtlas
      @JonasDAtlas 5 лет назад +1

      @@demonoverlord1381 Did you just click predictive text for a while? Because that's what that comment looks like and I want to do that now.

    • @demonoverlord1381
      @demonoverlord1381 5 лет назад

      @@JonasDAtlas always predictive text for the day hahaha is the real note 6AM and I dont the way he says "no your okay lol and 6AM 6666inches and you"

  • @MinishCrap
    @MinishCrap 5 лет назад +2006

    Drew's voice at times sounds just like John Mulaney

    • @MsToolKit
      @MsToolKit 5 лет назад +6

      yesss

    • @user-fq1ig3uy3q
      @user-fq1ig3uy3q 5 лет назад +62

      He's new in town.

    • @fozgoth
      @fozgoth 5 лет назад +41

      Holy shit I was literally just thinking that in the middle of the video. It's uncanny sometimes.

    • @Jhoomers
      @Jhoomers 5 лет назад +5

      YES

    • @elizabethdesruisseau7826
      @elizabethdesruisseau7826 5 лет назад +32

      true!! when i first heard John Mulaney i was really confused, i was like "I didn't know Drew was like 30 years old and did standup?" haha