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  • Опубликовано: 24 ноя 2024

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  • @formeridiot8641
    @formeridiot8641 5 лет назад +22600

    I remember downloading a flashlight app and it was just a screen where you could turn on and off a picture of a flashlight

    • @uhhuhrhrhhh7803
      @uhhuhrhrhhh7803 5 лет назад +2020

      Wow that app sounds awesome I'd give it 5 stars.

    • @bellabell9677
      @bellabell9677 5 лет назад +806

      I thought that's what flashlights do

    • @yondermileslimpey3892
      @yondermileslimpey3892 5 лет назад +319

      I think I have seen that

    • @meoviona
      @meoviona 5 лет назад +573

      I downloaded the same app when I was 8.

    • @nahueltabarez8889
      @nahueltabarez8889 5 лет назад +1026

      i once had a smartphone without flash, so it didnt have a flashlight setting.
      I went to the appstore and found an app that basically set the bright of the screen to 100% and showed a pure white backgroud. Pretty ingenious if you ask me.

  • @pulak725
    @pulak725 5 лет назад +13397

    I'm ashamed to admit that my 8-year-old self used the love calculator to measure the love between me and my doll.

    • @bumblebea8470
      @bumblebea8470 5 лет назад +387

      Weird flex but ok

    • @cutienerdgirl
      @cutienerdgirl 5 лет назад +550

      @@bumblebea8470 How is it a flex when they said they were asham-

    • @fr0ggi3princ3
      @fr0ggi3princ3 5 лет назад +24

      Pulak same!

    • @weirdflexbutok8704
      @weirdflexbutok8704 5 лет назад +39

      Your 8? You lied about your age??

    • @fr0ggi3princ3
      @fr0ggi3princ3 5 лет назад +145

      Autumn Starling (idk know if you’re talking to me but...) no, when I said ‘same’ I meant I *used to do that when I was 8 too* not ‘I’m 8, dude... I’m 14...

  • @Shoob-k5u
    @Shoob-k5u 5 лет назад +3744

    Honestly I think the funniest thing is that some people wanted to know the temperature of their fingertips

    • @yeehawjigsaw6579
      @yeehawjigsaw6579 5 лет назад +91

      And complain about not getting an accurate result 😂

    • @o_o5210
      @o_o5210 5 лет назад +3

      Ya

    • @elenakaterinam
      @elenakaterinam 5 лет назад +6

      Thay mustve been like, huh, I wonder what the temperature of my fingertips is.... Oh an app! Let's try it! 5 mins later: WHY DOESNT THIS APP FREAKING WORK I JUST WANT TO KNOW THE TEMPERSTURE OF MY FINGERTIPS UGH

    • @kn1febunny
      @kn1febunny 5 лет назад

      Silver_Swan 0518 Mm. Monpmkk

  • @mayaanastasiayoung6739
    @mayaanastasiayoung6739 2 года назад +3846

    Before iPhones had flashlights, I remember downloading a flashlight app that basically just flash banged you with a totally white screen that could be used as a “flashlight”

    • @Takimeko
      @Takimeko 2 года назад +327

      Honestly I used to do that with my 3DS. Just keep it on the main menu (light mode, of course), and then turn the brightness all the way to blast light so I could see in the dark.

    • @oliviamarie2137
      @oliviamarie2137 Год назад +78

      the good old days

    • @goncalo33
      @goncalo33 Год назад +146

      Smartwatches' "flashlights" are literally that. It's quite funny.

    • @ChrissieBear
      @ChrissieBear Год назад +77

      On an old model smartphone (can't remember what, it wasn't one of the big brands of today), I downloaded a flashlight app that basically turned your camera flash on permanently whilst running. Since the phone itself had no flashlight functionality for the flash bulb.

    • @panickedshears
      @panickedshears Год назад +18

      @@ChrissieBear I remember those, I think I had one of those apps for my iPhone 4 or something

  • @sayma160
    @sayma160 3 года назад +14098

    In the past I had downloaded an app called "Nothing" and in description it said that this app does nothing. Out of curiosity, I downloaded that app and actually that app absolutely did nothing, not even had a logo. It was invisible. So I gave it 5🌟 because it did exactly what it said.

  • @claireparmer
    @claireparmer 4 года назад +9027

    2 years later and he’s STILL the only person on RUclips...

  • @notjamin
    @notjamin 4 года назад +6518

    When I was eleven I downloaded an app called "mirror" because I wanted to use my phone as a mirror but it didn't have a front-facing camera. It obviously didn't work, because my phone did not have a front-facing camera.

  • @efe_aydal
    @efe_aydal 2 года назад +847

    I just couldn't make my parents understand that an app cannot possibly check your blood pressure. They kept on telling "but it's showing right results" because it would always show average.

    • @justgonnacomment
      @justgonnacomment Год назад +1

      Chad ❤

    • @maddieb.4282
      @maddieb.4282 Год назад +28

      Wow I feel bad for you. Sometimes it’s easy to take for granted that my parents are smart and have common sense lol

    • @jiru331
      @jiru331 6 месяцев назад

      ABİ NAPIYOSUN BURADA

  • @firerocket9944
    @firerocket9944 4 года назад +17545

    During lunch at school my friend pulled out one of these apps, put his name and my moms name in the slots and it was 100 percent.

    • @corvidae2741
      @corvidae2741 4 года назад +3570

      Damn, that sucks. Is he a good step dad atleast?

    • @user-nw3ol7fk1i
      @user-nw3ol7fk1i 4 года назад +2780

      I misread this as "him and _his_ mom" and was about to go sweet home alabama

    • @Isa.no.
      @Isa.no. 4 года назад +291

      S N
      LMFAO

    • @waspdragon2086
      @waspdragon2086 4 года назад +66

      100th like

    • @ohoh8454
      @ohoh8454 4 года назад +393

      @@user-nw3ol7fk1i I thought it said me and my moms name

  • @an_annoying_cat
    @an_annoying_cat 5 лет назад +4528

    There was an app that was banned called Send Me to Heaven where the purpose of the app was to see how high you could throw your phone in the air.

    • @zaynahlliambitanga2879
      @zaynahlliambitanga2879 5 лет назад +134

      HOLY SMOKES I wish i seen that

    • @SuperT
      @SuperT 5 лет назад +125

      There are baseball speed test things that don’t use your camera to measure a ball traveling, it used the accelerator in your phone.
      Most I ever got on it was like 20mph because I threw it at a pillow but I still didn’t throw it hard lol

    • @cutiedemonzyt3776
      @cutiedemonzyt3776 5 лет назад +29

      I never would've throw my baby.

    • @akutazaki
      @akutazaki 5 лет назад +5

      I’m wheezing omggggg 😂

    • @anniehoney03
      @anniehoney03 5 лет назад

      LMAO

  • @jacobmorrison838
    @jacobmorrison838 3 года назад +6098

    Im pretty sure the Sarah C. and Andrew M. review was a joke. Since the abbreviation of their names is SCAM

    • @eretking4908
      @eretking4908 3 года назад +919

      you might be onto something here

    • @froggerswamp
      @froggerswamp 3 года назад +96

      @@eretking4908 Hello fellow mcyt fan

    • @eretking4908
      @eretking4908 3 года назад +58

      @@froggerswamp hello

    • @Kris-jr9yw
      @Kris-jr9yw 3 года назад +61

      @@eretking4908 you have soummoned the fandom....

    • @eretking4908
      @eretking4908 3 года назад +29

      @@Kris-jr9yw lmao

  • @alixiria
    @alixiria 2 года назад +797

    I don't know if I'm dissappointed or relieved that people weren't pissing on their phones to do a pregnancy test

    • @Fud4nshi
      @Fud4nshi 2 месяца назад +4

      Be disappointed

  • @adierose0621
    @adierose0621 4 года назад +6101

    I remember when I was live 5 I put my divorced parents name into the love calculator and it said 98% so I thought they would get back together. Oh boy was I wrong 😂

  • @EddyBurback
    @EddyBurback 7 лет назад +19759

    I tried to weigh myself on this video and my phone broke :(

    • @askittleswrapper8179
      @askittleswrapper8179 7 лет назад +139

      Eddy Burback it’s my boi Eddy

    • @A-pc7nf
      @A-pc7nf 7 лет назад +55

      Eddy Burback omg I love u! awesome to see you here!

    • @brocksdaddy081910
      @brocksdaddy081910 7 лет назад +46

      Fancy seeing you here.

    • @Crash_bandz
      @Crash_bandz 7 лет назад +22

      this dude, has more comments and likes, than views, wtf?

    • @damiensmidt6708
      @damiensmidt6708 7 лет назад +32

      I love that the new generation of YT is actually bringing back a form of community. People used to shout each other out and could actually get along (or at least pretend to). The last couple years have just been dis tracks and drama to get them selves as much attention as they could possibly get.

  • @climber1017
    @climber1017 2 года назад +5234

    I remember being in love with a girl in school even though I was an international war criminal (long story) but we’re married now and pretty happy.

    • @weirdshrimpnumber9755
      @weirdshrimpnumber9755 2 года назад +170

      Wait...What ?

    • @Takimeko
      @Takimeko 2 года назад +511

      This sounds like one of those fake story channels.
      "I married a girl I knew in school while also being an international war criminal."

    • @hannahdivic28
      @hannahdivic28 2 года назад +275

      I love how no one in the comments gets your joke

    • @jfrfilms6697
      @jfrfilms6697 2 года назад +223

      Seriously same, it was really heartbreaking when I had to temporarily move to Canada to avoid prosecution! But I live in a field in Florida now with her, good times…

    • @Lemon_daehunnyy
      @Lemon_daehunnyy 2 года назад +7

      @@Takimeko It’s a joke

  • @DrippingWithStarlight
    @DrippingWithStarlight 2 года назад +1385

    We used the love calculator online as kids for a laugh, mainly torturing each other putting in names of people we didn't like 😂

    • @calowenby1654
      @calowenby1654 2 года назад +11

      That’s actually hilarious.

    • @Naokarma
      @Naokarma 2 года назад +2

      I'm scared to ask who "we" is, but here I am, asking.

    • @nessstarries6204
      @nessstarries6204 2 года назад +35

      @@Naokarma sarah and her friends

    • @juliefarrell6688
      @juliefarrell6688 2 года назад +14

      i put myself with Dr. Twobrains from Wordgirl when I was 8.

    • @sketchyfrog793
      @sketchyfrog793 Год назад +7

      are you the sarah from Andrew M's story?

  • @FakeDavyCrockett
    @FakeDavyCrockett 3 года назад +8412

    I put “Drew” and “Danny” into the calculator and it told me that he isn’t narcissistic enough to be in love with himself

    • @samimartinez1409
      @samimartinez1409 3 года назад +135

      This deserves more likes

    • @pogisdog
      @pogisdog 3 года назад +15

      Didn't happen

    • @kylaprice5553
      @kylaprice5553 3 года назад +276

      @@pogisdog OH REALLY?!

    • @pogisdog
      @pogisdog 3 года назад +3

      @@kylaprice5553 Yes really

    • @kylaprice5553
      @kylaprice5553 3 года назад +198

      @@pogisdog its a joke of course it didn't happen

  • @supdograinbarff1460
    @supdograinbarff1460 4 года назад +801

    Don't you just hate it when your dollar is out of thermometers

  • @uFCapacitor
    @uFCapacitor 4 года назад +2609

    I'd like to think that on the 3D dog simulator, the "bug" that was fixed, was that it literally displayed a picture of a bug instead of a dog, and now they fixed it

    • @kingdomkey1601
      @kingdomkey1601 4 года назад +32

      This comment is FAR too underrated. 😂😂😂

    • @danielvega71
      @danielvega71 4 года назад +60

      It had holograms of fleas but they killed them with an hologram powder

    • @im.from.southpark
      @im.from.southpark 4 года назад +3

      Lmao I'm dying

    • @Nitrolord
      @Nitrolord 2 года назад +4

      This should have been top comment 😔

    • @kir3795
      @kir3795 2 года назад +6

      ik its been 2 years but im dying 😭

  • @peiran3058
    @peiran3058 2 года назад +3064

    I literally just went into shock after hearing Drew say "Among us"

    • @beesbrownies
      @beesbrownies 2 года назад +81

      PLEASE ME TOO

    • @chunky8684
      @chunky8684 2 года назад +58

      i felt momentum for a moment

    • @WalletWorrier
      @WalletWorrier 2 года назад +31

      In 2018 to boot lol

    • @tracewaldram
      @tracewaldram 2 года назад +89

      It's 2022 and it still holds power over me

    • @kadeh470
      @kadeh470 2 года назад +1

      same

  • @calliegrace1234
    @calliegrace1234 7 лет назад +884

    “not worth buy, even tho is free” my friends describing me

  • @livb1657
    @livb1657 3 года назад +1696

    when i was younger, i got a game called “monster checker” (or something along those lines) because i was deathly afraid of everything. basically, you would move your device around the room and it would tell you if it detected any “monsters.” i remember being bored one day and looking through the settings on the app. i found a button that said “always detect no monsters” (my mom had turned it on) and obviously i freaked out. looking back on it now, i think it had that option for kids who thought monsters and stuff like that was cool or kids who weren’t scared, but idek this video just brought that back 💀

    • @heartstopperzz2191
      @heartstopperzz2191 3 года назад +143

      i had an app like that but it was with ghosts, i no joke used it like every day

    • @glidertrio4466
      @glidertrio4466 3 года назад +160

      Your moms smart

    • @18th18th
      @18th18th 3 года назад +246

      that's honestly such a useful feature I babysit kids afraid of ghosts so I might try something similar thank you :')

    • @saintsomnia8030
      @saintsomnia8030 2 года назад +48

      That's actually really cute

    • @livb1657
      @livb1657 2 года назад +5

      @@glidertrio4466 very!

  • @jainasolo50
    @jainasolo50 5 лет назад +4300

    That child legit left a suicide note in reviews... yikes

    • @frankharvey88
      @frankharvey88 4 года назад +681

      Jaina Solo *scuicide

    • @farrmout
      @farrmout 4 года назад +124

      @Christina Ngabekome Hey christina, can you please explain to me the meaning of the "r/woosh" thing i find a lot on youtube nowadays? Thank you in advance.

    • @sem9517
      @sem9517 4 года назад +51

      @@farrmout r/woooosh

    • @farrmout
      @farrmout 4 года назад +404

      @@sem9517 explain you fucking piece of shit, sorry for my temper

    • @seasonedvase2702
      @seasonedvase2702 4 года назад +221

      @@farrmout reddit thing, when someone misses an joke

  • @chancematters
    @chancematters 2 года назад +119

    Are we not gonna talk about the poor guy who had an actual fever? The one that tried the app and got 126 and then had 102 on a real thermometer? He deserves better

  • @mariadivencenzo633
    @mariadivencenzo633 3 года назад +1355

    As a kid I downloaded that app that shows you what ghosts are trying to say to you, I tried the app with my grandma and the app just kept saying "bowl" we both are still trying to figure out wtf that means

  • @Sfoof
    @Sfoof 4 года назад +3933

    There’s a scale app I downloaded for the hell of it
    The first question it asks is “how much do you weigh”
    Then it tells you how much you weigh after you answer the first question
    ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️

    • @Brush421
      @Brush421 3 года назад +100

      Lmfao

    • @vihasharma2784
      @vihasharma2784 3 года назад +143

      Flawless

    • @Dimma_Daniela
      @Dimma_Daniela 3 года назад +25

      This comment is underrated

    • @therealtozard8472
      @therealtozard8472 3 года назад +13

      link???

    • @Sammy-yf2sb
      @Sammy-yf2sb 3 года назад +4

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  • @zombie_slayer4d800
    @zombie_slayer4d800 3 года назад +915

    "scuicide" I died of laughter and sppit all my water out, i hope that kid hasn't commited scuicide

    • @eretking4908
      @eretking4908 3 года назад +107

      probs hasent as someone pointed out it might be a joke as sarah c and andrew m there initials are SC and AM so SCAM

    • @davidbosy4275
      @davidbosy4275 3 года назад +11

      I used to spell suicide like that because I'm not english

    • @athyzkyh
      @athyzkyh 3 года назад +2

      69 likes

    • @Tw0Dots
      @Tw0Dots 3 года назад +14

      @@davidbosy4275 ah yeah, the English, the only people who speak English

    • @joeyrusso2528
      @joeyrusso2528 3 года назад +4

      8:52 sus

  • @theremix54
    @theremix54 11 месяцев назад +108

    That dumbass joke about "visiting the dollar" deserves more love. That sweating afterwords is funny as hell

  • @topfortnitetrendss9476
    @topfortnitetrendss9476 5 лет назад +2777

    Comon' I think we all used the love calculator at some point..

  • @kiwo579
    @kiwo579 3 года назад +3712

    Assuming that the depressed guy was around 12-13 when he made that review, hes at least 24 now. I wonder how hes doing.

    • @deathrays
      @deathrays 3 года назад +122

      I'm so confused as to how it was 12 yrs ago, i checked when the app was created and it didn't make sense but oh well

    • @kiwo579
      @kiwo579 3 года назад +245

      @@deathrays the review date and the video date

    • @naww8210
      @naww8210 3 года назад +103

      I dont think they were 12 they were probably 8 or something

    • @kiwo579
      @kiwo579 3 года назад +237

      @@naww8210 really? The review reeked of teen angst

    • @dianegriffith7959
      @dianegriffith7959 3 года назад +63

      @@naww8210 thats when he started crushing on sarah c

  • @youngclueless7364
    @youngclueless7364 4 года назад +21433

    I swear everyone has at least once used a love calculator unironically just to see what the results were

    • @toadstooool
      @toadstooool 3 года назад +2350

      I would jokingly do all my friends, and I got a really high percentage with one.
      *We are now girlfriends*

    • @excelll3332
      @excelll3332 3 года назад +1759

      @@toadstooool
      HELL YEAH WOOHOO
      Congrats my dude/dudette/non binary cassette/genderfluid baguette!

    • @shaquille_oatmeal6949
      @shaquille_oatmeal6949 3 года назад +722

      @@excelll3332 THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL

    • @olympia6079
      @olympia6079 3 года назад +42

      i mean....

    • @Mapleman-f4n
      @Mapleman-f4n 3 года назад +104

      I never used a love calculator

  • @momokitty636
    @momokitty636 2 года назад +741

    Drew has exposed me for who I really am....
    *Someone who typed numbers into a calculator just to see what number I made was the coolest.*

    • @cormarcormar
      @cormarcormar 2 года назад +3

      14

    • @Deadflower019
      @Deadflower019 Год назад +13

      Was it 2318008 upside down?

    • @momokitty636
      @momokitty636 Год назад +10

      @@Deadflower019 naw that was only with the calculators in math class 😂

    • @LostLargeCats
      @LostLargeCats 3 месяца назад

      ​@@momokitty636I have to admit. When I was in early school I would type a lot of random stuff until calculators just to see what would happen.

  • @sennacookie5043
    @sennacookie5043 6 лет назад +1894

    In elementary school everyone used to play those love testers and brag about being 100% compatible with Stalin
    Good ol' days

    • @azarishere6442
      @azarishere6442 6 лет назад +4

      SennaCookie lol same here

    • @brettkleczka8197
      @brettkleczka8197 6 лет назад +14

      I would too but instead everyone would laugh at me cause the best I would get was a 30% chance

    • @gavrochethenardier957
      @gavrochethenardier957 5 лет назад +21

      Stalin the Russian or another Stalin?

    • @BK-ku1zt
      @BK-ku1zt 5 лет назад +68

      @@gavrochethenardier957 Stalin who works at the local bar, duh

    • @georgedawson5316
      @georgedawson5316 5 лет назад +27

      Same I remember getting depressed for a week because me and my crush were 59%

  • @snemehta3274
    @snemehta3274 5 лет назад +8452

    When i was at disney world with my cousins it was extremely hot and we were waiting in line for a long time, anyway i look over and see my younger cousin download a "fan" app that was just an image of a fan rotating and proceed to point it toward herself - i don't know if this was supposed to be an attempt to trick her brain into thinking it was cooling her down or she genuinely thought it would work but it made me laugh so hard i cried (silently, because i didn't want to hurt her feelings lol)

    • @somethingwithbungalows
      @somethingwithbungalows 4 года назад +495

      I REMEMBER DOWNLOADING AN APP LIKE THAT WHEN I WAS LITTLE AND ATTEMPTING TO DO THE SAME THING

    • @luk11c4
      @luk11c4 4 года назад +50

      nice story.

    • @DetroitHimawari
      @DetroitHimawari 4 года назад +48

      Lmfao!

    • @slayyy374
      @slayyy374 4 года назад +82

      Honestly this would be me

    • @hrishiksh
      @hrishiksh 4 года назад +116

      @@luk11c4 (long story)

  • @kleerude
    @kleerude 3 года назад +1185

    I remember seeing an app that claimed to turn your phone into a mirror (this was before iPhones had front-facing cameras). The first review was one star and said that all the app did was turn your screen black.

    • @landonkam6727
      @landonkam6727 2 года назад +77

      LMFAO

    • @Winter0721
      @Winter0721 2 года назад +42

      LMAO WAIT I HAD THAT APP, BUT I GOT IT TOO LATE. It was when I had an Amazon tablet, I guess it still had the same apps but didn’t really filter compatibility and I remember being so confused why it didn’t show my front facing camera, just a black screen. What a time.

    • @sand-in-the-timepiece9836
      @sand-in-the-timepiece9836 2 года назад +4

      HA! Genius

    • @pyro-millie5533
      @pyro-millie5533 2 года назад +19

      YO my mom got fooled by the same app back in the day hahaha!! Bonus points for the tacky cartoon “mirror frames” it would put around the black screen lmao

    • @beesbrownies
      @beesbrownies 2 года назад +14

      i mean they were right kinda

  • @momokitty636
    @momokitty636 2 года назад +238

    Maybe if Andrew hadn't stopped his thinking, This covid mess would've already been solved.
    *Thanks a lot, love calculator.*

  • @altheclipper_
    @altheclipper_ 7 лет назад +463

    I just had a flashback to using a love calculator when I was 7. Sadly my fears at the time had come true when my girlfriend and I were only 27% compatible, you know I had to let her go.

    • @itsaa2579
      @itsaa2579 7 лет назад +29

      didn't we all do that back in middle school? LOL. i remembered crying for like half an hour once becuz my crush and i were only five percent compatible.
      EDIT: i'M CRYING I JUST DID A LOVE CALCULATOR W/ mY BOYFRIEND AND I AND I GOT 69% nO JOKE djsfjdlsj kewfejwei

    • @loktungwoo3466
      @loktungwoo3466 7 лет назад +5

      i wonder how many young love got destroyed because of this invention lmao

    • @arccv
      @arccv 7 лет назад +10

      That's nothing. I once clicked on a love calculator in middle school that my classmate sent me, I put in the names but then it was a prank that showed the names to the classmate who sent it to me. That's how the whole school found out I was gay.

    • @cherryistrash4080
      @cherryistrash4080 6 лет назад +1

      Alex Bennett I think that app was the must have for anyone with an iPod. Me and my best friend did it and got a 96% compatibility. It was awkward for a solid month.
      Fuck iPod apps..

  • @alexflynn5365
    @alexflynn5365 4 года назад +5092

    I bet they already have a covid test on the app store

    • @babyyoda3860
      @babyyoda3860 4 года назад +37

      What's your profile picture I see it a lot but idk what it is

    • @mimsycookiiess
      @mimsycookiiess 4 года назад +12

      @@babyyoda3860 same

    • @johndoc3517
      @johndoc3517 4 года назад +44

      @@babyyoda3860 We don't talk about it, never again.

    • @babyyoda3860
      @babyyoda3860 4 года назад +10

      @@johndoc3517 I found it and now want to erase my memory

    • @gray.2081
      @gray.2081 3 года назад +9

      @@babyyoda3860 what is it??

  • @cfgbkkbvftj2756
    @cfgbkkbvftj2756 3 года назад +5022

    Took me a moment to realise that the temperatures were in American measurements. I was just sat there like, “HOW IS YOUR TEMPERATURE 99.9??”

    • @fritzfxx
      @fritzfxx 3 года назад +471

      They're called Freedom Units, thank you very much

    • @Dargonhuman
      @Dargonhuman 3 года назад +308

      There are only two ways to measure temperature: the American way, and the wrong way.

    • @champnotchicken4318
      @champnotchicken4318 3 года назад +89

      @Swag Monke we got free soda refills and that’s all a good American needs.

    • @champnotchicken4318
      @champnotchicken4318 3 года назад +65

      @Swag Monke what more could you need then unlimited sprite?

    • @gordonramsayslambsauce
      @gordonramsayslambsauce 3 года назад +479

      @@Dargonhuman The "wrong way" is used by the majority of the world and is so much more effective 💀✋

  • @whalethen9962
    @whalethen9962 Год назад +229

    the love calculator actually reminded of this website you can send the link to your friends, and they would type in their name and someone they like, then it'll show a prank screen where you (the person who sent the link) will be able to see who your friend is crushing on depending on whose names they typed in

    • @sincerecinnamon
      @sincerecinnamon Год назад +3

      What website is it?

    • @emperorhaya5351
      @emperorhaya5351 Год назад +2

      @@sincerecinnamon whats the name of your pfp i remember reading a book of this lad a few years ago and forgot his name
      nvm i googled that one brown dude with sharp teeth and found the results

    • @Celest1alAdd1ct1on
      @Celest1alAdd1ct1on Год назад +15

      me typing in "your mom" whenever i find one of these .

    • @_g0r3c0r3
      @_g0r3c0r3 10 месяцев назад

      i need this app

  • @kandikoko8487
    @kandikoko8487 3 года назад +5895

    I had a game that was called "boyfriend trainer" and you would literally whip your boyfriend if he acted unboyfriend-like. Played it so much...too much

  • @GuillotineGunza
    @GuillotineGunza 4 года назад +3096

    Since Drew is the only person on RUclips why don’t we change the name from RUclips to Drewtube

  • @ChristinaJ01126
    @ChristinaJ01126 4 года назад +3147

    I remember downloading the love calculator and put my aunt and uncles names and it said 2%
    They got divorced a month later

  • @tritoner1221
    @tritoner1221 2 года назад +90

    11:14 this was 12 years ago from the time of writing this comment. holy shit, it's crazy to think that this guy is like 20 now!

    • @adzdrawss
      @adzdrawss 4 месяца назад +5

      i want to know where he is now 😭 ANDREW M PLEASE SPEAK

    • @crypto1122
      @crypto1122 3 месяца назад +1

      Why do you think he was 8 y/o during the time of him writing this review

    • @simonrespeto
      @simonrespeto 2 месяца назад

      ​@@crypto1122spelling

  • @kaylanovak9752
    @kaylanovak9752 4 года назад +382

    When I was around 11 and 12, I used a thermometer app to try and trick my parents that is was sick.... it didn’t work to say the least.

  • @liz5089
    @liz5089 5 лет назад +1534

    I’m concerned about that person’s 95.5 temperature.

    • @andrewgust-anderson5612
      @andrewgust-anderson5612 5 лет назад +57

      Yeah isn't it supposed to be like 75

    • @elliot1924
      @elliot1924 5 лет назад +53

      Nah mine is 26% warm

    • @liz5089
      @liz5089 5 лет назад +168

      Ayumi Gust-Anderson I genuinely cant tell if this is sarcasm or not, but in the chance it’s not, no. Normal in Farhenheit (which is what the 95.5 would be) is 98.6. 95.5 is nearly hypothermic. If this was sarcasm, feel free to r/woooosh me.

    • @StompyRoA
      @StompyRoA 5 лет назад +24

      Liz maybe it’s a Fahrenheit and Celsius thing.

    • @liz5089
      @liz5089 5 лет назад +77

      Stompy well then I’m very, very, very concerned because normal Celsius is 37 😂😂

  • @jacobphillips2217
    @jacobphillips2217 4 года назад +2987

    What if the thermometer is a rectal thermometer and nobody’s tried it

    • @Chloe-mj1rx
      @Chloe-mj1rx 4 года назад +71

      Why is this not the top comment?

    • @pablosux
      @pablosux 4 года назад +13

      Chloe and it has little likes

    • @I_am_a_cat_
      @I_am_a_cat_ 4 года назад +125

      You're a genius! I'll try it, I'm sure you're right. Thats probably how the pregnancy test works as well!

    • @dislikeamendment3689
      @dislikeamendment3689 4 года назад +63

      @@I_am_a_cat_ its been 3 days. U ok?

    • @I_am_a_cat_
      @I_am_a_cat_ 4 года назад +128

      @@dislikeamendment3689 It's stuck

  • @ameliasmith6689
    @ameliasmith6689 11 месяцев назад +65

    i like how the fake review on that scale app says it's "accurate down to the 0.1" as though a scale with a 100g margin of error is anything to brag about

  • @solomosos5230
    @solomosos5230 4 года назад +6681

    I’m gonna be disappointed if Drew and Amanda got pregnant and not announce it with the pregnancy test app

    • @uf3732
      @uf3732 4 года назад +481

      @@paisley6297 obviously

    • @itskindofemily
      @itskindofemily 4 года назад +329

      @@paisley6297 people often say "we're pregnant!" cuz its THEIR combined kid but it always throws me off lmao mufuggin seahorse lookin ass dad

    • @latedawns1797
      @latedawns1797 4 года назад +416

      Logan pail got drew gregnant

    • @johnathanchu8544
      @johnathanchu8544 4 года назад +196

      @@latedawns1797 LOGAN PAIL!!!!

    • @gecko4067
      @gecko4067 4 года назад +152

      @@latedawns1797 *AND THEN THEY DID IT*

  • @LeonLush
    @LeonLush 7 лет назад +2160

    holy shit... jezz ball... that game shaped me into the man I am today.

    • @kaam..
      @kaam.. 7 лет назад +8

      Hi Leon 👋👋

    • @hirethemuffins
      @hirethemuffins 7 лет назад +8

      Leon Lush hello tomato king

    • @foxsisters6257
      @foxsisters6257 7 лет назад +15

      Leon Lush GODDAMN IT HOW AM I WATCHING THE SAME STUFF AS YOU HAHA

    • @flitchhh
      @flitchhh 7 лет назад +1

      Leon Lush I will never touch that game

    • @sillymonk3y
      @sillymonk3y 6 лет назад +1

      DAD

  • @asailijhijr
    @asailijhijr 2 года назад +93

    I can imagine a child trying to convince their parent that the temperature app says they should stay home from school today.

  • @fickleburg1524
    @fickleburg1524 5 лет назад +18543

    Anyone else notice that the pregnancy app is for ages 4+?

  • @jessicaokane5711
    @jessicaokane5711 5 лет назад +3653

    love cal gave my son a 95% with pineapple

    • @kayleighd1210
      @kayleighd1210 5 лет назад +15

      Oof...

    • @CatrionaCharles
      @CatrionaCharles 5 лет назад +66

      Jessica O'Kane Does he love it back? 😂

    • @honestlyitwassobigiwantedt4046
      @honestlyitwassobigiwantedt4046 5 лет назад +67

      Jessica, why do you have a playlist about cell phone towers on your channel??

    • @therealityofit3021
      @therealityofit3021 5 лет назад +15

      honestly it was so big I wanted to phone you
      i thought you were lying so i checked it out and-
      *why? answer us jessica!*

    • @jarryghee5657
      @jarryghee5657 5 лет назад +16

      @@therealityofit3021 check the playlist out there's a fishtail tutorial in the playlist hahaha

  • @sleepysmartboy6287
    @sleepysmartboy6287 3 года назад +3067

    We ALL did a compatibility test unironically, mostly it was like a middle school sleepover thing

  • @Venom_bitez
    @Venom_bitez 2 года назад +41

    I remember doing a lie detector app on my tablet and when I asked the question "Do I like my grandparents" and when it said no I was screaming

  • @PaliLevy
    @PaliLevy 3 года назад +2408

    he said “among us” and i realized that i have a problem

  • @cristinarusso2950
    @cristinarusso2950 3 года назад +2943

    if the fanfic comes true and drew gets pregnant i am not believing it unless he proves the screenshot of the pregnancy test app

    • @beatricefox937
      @beatricefox937 3 года назад +31

      Underrated comment

    • @ollow_is_sad5373
      @ollow_is_sad5373 3 года назад +54

      I haven't even watched the video yet and this is the first thing I see, exuse me-

    • @mushtashio9902
      @mushtashio9902 3 года назад +12

      @@ollow_is_sad5373 LMAO

    • @caspercascade4623
      @caspercascade4623 2 года назад +5

      The.... What
      Edit: I know now

    • @MinisDunyasi5
      @MinisDunyasi5 2 года назад +20

      You misspelled “The fanfic is true” and “drew is pregnant”

  • @brendankapp5237
    @brendankapp5237 6 лет назад +2019

    I've actually used the love calculator app lol, throwback to 5th grade

    • @mx.menacing
      @mx.menacing 6 лет назад +28

      _S A M E_

    • @brendankapp5237
      @brendankapp5237 6 лет назад +26

      @@123-l4x5u big facts it was bomb

    • @claireconrad876
      @claireconrad876 5 лет назад +37

      I did it with all my crushes in 5th grade

    • @pekhmrq
      @pekhmrq 5 лет назад +17

      My friends always did this with EVERYONE’S crushes

    • @theaevans1125
      @theaevans1125 5 лет назад +4

      Omg moood

  • @alwayscommentrarelyreply
    @alwayscommentrarelyreply Год назад +34

    it’s been 5 years i still crave a sequel to this video

    • @Jellymerit
      @Jellymerit 9 месяцев назад +3

      I cry myself to sleep wishing Drew would just make a sequel 😡

  • @VueiyVisarelli
    @VueiyVisarelli 4 года назад +667

    7:07 To be fair, that person _actually_ had a fever, so maybe he/she was too delirious to realize what a _dumb_ idea that was.

    • @thesenate4070
      @thesenate4070 4 года назад +5

      95.5 is not a fever. If anything that’s low

    • @skull577
      @skull577 4 года назад +51

      @@thesenate4070 The timestamp provided shows a review where they state their temperature was 102, not 95.5.

    • @zariamonet7782
      @zariamonet7782 4 года назад +7

      @@thesenate4070 is your name seriously john doe? lmfao

    • @dissapointment6832
      @dissapointment6832 4 года назад +3

      @@zariamonet7782 oh ma lawd iTS JOHN DOE

    • @zariamonet7782
      @zariamonet7782 4 года назад

      dissapointment 😂😂😂

  • @bandilismmusic6337
    @bandilismmusic6337 4 года назад +2124

    "jezzball" sounds like a slur but i dont know for what

    • @JJLiu-xc3kg
      @JJLiu-xc3kg 4 года назад +279

      Vasectomised homosexuals?

    • @aiden.ambulance
      @aiden.ambulance 4 года назад +42

      J.J. Liu yes ✨

    • @hihihi_813
      @hihihi_813 4 года назад +108

      Sounds like an alcoholic beverage

    • @allison8076
      @allison8076 4 года назад +181

      Jezebel is a name for a woman who is "morally unrestrained", so basically another word for whore. Maybe you're thinking of that?

    • @parasthesia1
      @parasthesia1 4 года назад +20

      J.J. Liu what the fuck

  • @rushaelsamni4424
    @rushaelsamni4424 3 года назад +774

    just imagine going up to your boyfriends and say 'sorry babe this app said we're 10 percent compatible we can't be together anymore......and also another app said im pregnant with twins both of them are girls but i don't think it was with you because another app said that my brother got me pregnant.'

    • @miniraindrop4919
      @miniraindrop4919 3 года назад +92

      ( long story )

    • @pogisdog
      @pogisdog 3 года назад +5

      @Swag Monke cool

    • @safeforwork8546
      @safeforwork8546 3 года назад +6

      @Swag Monke it looks like you are trying to troll would you like help?

    • @thine.
      @thine. 3 года назад +1

      @Swag Monke ?

    • @thine.
      @thine. 3 года назад +1

      @Swag Monke why that's important?

  • @Natan-es9ms
    @Natan-es9ms 3 месяца назад +7

    8:52
    "Among Us"
    Our brains are so fried, we can't even avoid thinking about it

    • @adrianoctavio
      @adrianoctavio 3 месяца назад +2

      Why did he put so much emphasis on it. Did he know.

  • @nunnbetter9138
    @nunnbetter9138 6 лет назад +1064

    I hella relate the the typing numbers in a calculator for no reason. Those were the days

  • @WhiteWolf496
    @WhiteWolf496 4 года назад +2960

    How's he seeing his phone on da compuder

  • @plantsarebetterthnpeople
    @plantsarebetterthnpeople 5 лет назад +795

    Why is no talking about 4:08 I dying with laughter "this app is very useless it doesn't weigh out things like my drugs

    • @themandalorianbb8
      @themandalorianbb8 4 года назад +5

      I know right? Baby yoda

    • @shelbycreed
      @shelbycreed 4 года назад +12

      Like DRUGS

    • @quicksilverlacey
      @quicksilverlacey 4 года назад +29

      I'm not laughing because I'm so pissed still about not having an app to measure my drugs

    • @ottovonbismarck3000
      @ottovonbismarck3000 Год назад +3

      @@themandalorianbb8after all these years do you regret this comment or nah?

    • @Veefan3
      @Veefan3 3 месяца назад

      😂😊😊

  • @gnocchipr1nc3ss
    @gnocchipr1nc3ss 10 месяцев назад +18

    I’ve watched this video a few times now and not once have I ever laughed at that dollar joke. But today I laughed for some reason. Just funnier today.

  • @mei5173
    @mei5173 5 лет назад +395

    instructions unclear
    broke up with my pillow because I got a 5% compatibility

    • @demonoverlord1381
      @demonoverlord1381 5 лет назад +1

      He said the white guy was a little more like Pie-er-day and I think I could be the same as before I go there for the first one I know that the number is a bit different than I do that but she is prostituting her to make me a bit of the same person.

    • @Andrew-ix2ul
      @Andrew-ix2ul 5 лет назад +1

      Mei how are the instructions unclear then

    • @JonasDAtlas
      @JonasDAtlas 5 лет назад +1

      @@demonoverlord1381 Did you just click predictive text for a while? Because that's what that comment looks like and I want to do that now.

    • @demonoverlord1381
      @demonoverlord1381 5 лет назад

      @@JonasDAtlas always predictive text for the day hahaha is the real note 6AM and I dont the way he says "no your okay lol and 6AM 6666inches and you"

  • @gingersnap6004
    @gingersnap6004 5 лет назад +6235

    Hey, the love calculator totally works! Every time I put my name in with a dudes name it gave me a failing score. Then I came out as a lesbian 6 years later.

  • @Shankin_Taint
    @Shankin_Taint 3 года назад +1422

    I’d just like to point out that even if the phone was capable of being a scale, the fake person who left a review claiming it was accurate to .1 of a Kg is still claiming it’s an insanely inaccurate scale. .1 kg is 100 grams as your margin of error. What kind of dog shit scale would be wrong by 100 grams?

    • @bobsnow6242
      @bobsnow6242 3 года назад +154

      Insanely inaccurate if you're weighing small objects but fairly accurate if you're weighing a person. I wonder if anybody actually downloaded the scale app and then broke their phone trying to weigh themselves by standing on it.

    • @longdongmc.johnson
      @longdongmc.johnson 2 года назад +34

      its a pretty good error margin... while trying to weigh the sun

    • @lancehobbs8012
      @lancehobbs8012 2 года назад +11

      The kind on a truck weighbridge , but its designed to measure tonnes as in is this 18 or 18.75 tonnes.
      Apart from that yeah how much weight can you put on a PHONE? Back a truck full of sand on it ...

    • @Halfstep2024
      @Halfstep2024 2 года назад +7

      Man had that person been my meth dealer I bet it wouldn’t have destroyed everything I lived NEARLY as fast..

    • @qhronoz1554
      @qhronoz1554 2 года назад

      Gf

  • @leighgasp
    @leighgasp 2 года назад +38

    me and my childhood friends would stay up all night and download dozens of app just like this. we'd go from laughing to crying our eyes out

  • @momandmonkey03
    @momandmonkey03 5 лет назад +5110

    I didn’t know that Danny Gonzalez had a second RUclips channel

  • @MinishCrap
    @MinishCrap 6 лет назад +2002

    Drew's voice at times sounds just like John Mulaney

    • @MsToolKit
      @MsToolKit 6 лет назад +6

      yesss

    • @AdamLacy228
      @AdamLacy228 6 лет назад +62

      He's new in town.

    • @fozgoth
      @fozgoth 6 лет назад +41

      Holy shit I was literally just thinking that in the middle of the video. It's uncanny sometimes.

    • @Jhoomers
      @Jhoomers 6 лет назад +5

      YES

    • @elizabethdesruisseau7826
      @elizabethdesruisseau7826 6 лет назад +32

      true!! when i first heard John Mulaney i was really confused, i was like "I didn't know Drew was like 30 years old and did standup?" haha

  • @roisin8627
    @roisin8627 7 лет назад +147

    Worked perfectly
    I don't see why so many people are having so much trouble with this video. It always works in a pinch and I even took an accurate kg weight to see how accurate it was. Down to the 0.1 great video thanks Drew

  • @LexNonARegeEstViolanda
    @LexNonARegeEstViolanda 4 месяца назад +3

    6 years later and this is still my favorite video by Drew. I keep coming back to rewatch it.

  • @patskindatired
    @patskindatired 4 года назад +635

    "I love you Sarah. I love you Sarah C."
    This scared me so much and then he read, "Andrew M. Loves you Sarah C." and then I was like, "Oml, thank goodness I don't know anyone named Andrew--"

  • @simsapalis9101
    @simsapalis9101 5 лет назад +2601

    I turned on post notifications and subscribed, am I truly Greg?

  • @alyssa6856
    @alyssa6856 5 лет назад +1386

    10:22 is 9 yr old me when the love calculator gave me 5% when i put troy bolton

  • @江淑芳-q1d
    @江淑芳-q1d 2 года назад +15

    Drew: None of that bs you're used to seeing all over RUclips.
    Also Danny: Unfortunately I'm still currently the only person making videos on the website

  • @chefexcellence9841
    @chefexcellence9841 6 лет назад +1768

    Sarah C Andrew M... SCAM might've missed that one there

  • @Azire
    @Azire 4 года назад +448

    Honestly the love calculator thing has existed forever, and I used it a lot at 9 or 10 years old with my various crushes.... I mean, we know it doesn't work, it's just fun ?

    • @prayaag1999
      @prayaag1999 4 года назад +41

      I tried using the calculator with me and satan, it was only 12% so I might have to go to heaven :(

    • @kianaafsharr
      @kianaafsharr 4 года назад +38

      @@prayaag1999 I put in my name and jesus and got 24%. To hell I go

    • @SorowFame
      @SorowFame 3 года назад +28

      @@kianaafsharr damn, not even Jesus loves you, and that’s his entire thing!

    • @quitted7276
      @quitted7276 3 года назад +4

      @@SorowFame well Jesus loves everyone. Gotta share!
      Or.. he loves 24% of them....
      Take that as you will

    • @hidden-behind-wisteria2701
      @hidden-behind-wisteria2701 3 года назад +5

      When I was eighth grade a lot of kids in my class put a bunch of random ships & crushes into a love calculator. Let's just say it got so chaotic, some of those kids don't talk to each other anymore.

  • @pesticideistheonlyoption4304
    @pesticideistheonlyoption4304 4 года назад +495

    The “I guess I just dreamt it one day” is me when people are confused because something I’m talking about never actually existed

    • @noir5052
      @noir5052 4 года назад +8

      Sometimes I’ve had to ask people
      Hey, is xyz a thing?
      No...?
      K thanks

    • @hannahbloom
      @hannahbloom 4 года назад +10

      I’ve definitely woken up and deliriously said something about my dream to my parents to which they responded with a very confused “what”. I realized what happened and said never mind but I can’t say what they thought was happening.

    • @ksisuperfan7613
      @ksisuperfan7613 4 года назад +6

      @@hannahbloom Last night i couldnt sleep for like, an hour and it was around midnight when my sister, who had been asleep for hours, sat up, turned to me and whisper-yelled "Sammy? Do you need something? Sammy? Sammy! No? Okay". And i thought "that was weird. am i dead?". She has a boyfriend named Kaden who was on the phone (they do that teenage thing where they fall asleep on the phone every. single. night) But Kaden sounds nothing like Sammy and my name is McKeyla. Im afraid i was hallucinating from a lack of sleep so Im not going to ask her if this happened. She does this a lot. It'll be, like, midnight and she'll suddenly say or do something or I'll hear something that everybody claims didn't happen. Am I insane or is everybody else just ignoring the weird stuff they do? Also, side note, one time my ex best friend had a sleepover at my house and she claims that after I'd already fallen asleep she went to the bathroom and came back to see me sitting cross legged in a circle of candles. I have no memory of this and she might've dreamt it but this could possibly explain the weird stuff i hear. I'm simply possessed.

    • @camocrocs1490
      @camocrocs1490 4 года назад +2

      that's happened to me before

  • @maybebored3283
    @maybebored3283 Год назад +5

    I just remembered that I had downloaded a flashlight app for my phone a long time ago and I saw a review saying "not a real flashlight, just turns on your camera light"
    ....yeah? Did that person think the app installed a new LED!?

  • @coralaisly
    @coralaisly 6 лет назад +523

    them: "Don't even think about downloading this game! It's so addictive you won't be able to sleep!"
    me: "Ok, I won't. Thanks for the heads up. I don't need any more distractions in my life." *doesn't download it and moves on with life*

  • @valdraws7537
    @valdraws7537 5 лет назад +1808

    Write a review...
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    *Great!*
    ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
    This RUclips channel is very entertaining and fun to watch! I very much recommend this channel!

    • @obamavlogging2512
      @obamavlogging2512 5 лет назад +122

      Response from the owner
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      *Nice Cheese go Moo*
      I am so very depressed (long story) and may die of my sadness. I love you Sarah C.

    • @valdraws7537
      @valdraws7537 5 лет назад +33

      Wait I just realized Sarah C. is the name of my teacher from last year...

    • @-skeetybeety-5240
      @-skeetybeety-5240 5 лет назад +23

      Yea! I love Danny Gonzalez to!

    • @pesticideistheonlyoption4304
      @pesticideistheonlyoption4304 5 лет назад +13

      Obama Vlogging oh my god same :’( im having suicidal thoughts (long story) I might die from my heartbreak. I might become famous for my knowledge (long story)

    • @triplestomp1186
      @triplestomp1186 4 года назад

      @@valdraws7537 °·°

  • @diamondinvr
    @diamondinvr 5 лет назад +420

    I remember using a hand warmer app that basically made my iPhone 4 run so hot it warmed my hands lmao. In hindsight it wasn't a great idea, but I'm fond of the memory

  • @davisthedaviskids2574
    @davisthedaviskids2574 Год назад +17

    "It doesn't weigh things that I need to weigh, like drugs"

  • @userjoao
    @userjoao 6 лет назад +889

    my parents were convinced this blood pressure app was legit and i almost lost my mind trying to prove otherwise. it's just one of those things that are so obvious/common sense, that when someone doesn't believe it, you have literally no way to prove them wrong lmao

    • @lai17
      @lai17 6 лет назад +1

      You should run out

    • @Legitpenguins99
      @Legitpenguins99 6 лет назад +29

      It's a old people thing. Most old fucks are so technologically ignorant they blindly believe that's told to them

    • @ng23242
      @ng23242 6 лет назад +13

      That’s one of the most infuriating situations on the planet

    • @tyrellwellick9125
      @tyrellwellick9125 6 лет назад +1

      Sister same

    • @elderly_gentleman9489
      @elderly_gentleman9489 6 лет назад +1

      It could be that they've read about technology that does work like that. It just don't work with iPhones...

  • @hannanags
    @hannanags 4 года назад +475

    When I was was little I thought I could eventually design an app that works as a fan on your phone. I don't know where the air would come out of, or how it would come out, but I still am pretty positive that I'm going to make it happen.

    • @sammy8096
      @sammy8096 4 года назад +3

      Hanna Nagy-Leranth what...... *what*

    • @hannanags
      @hannanags 4 года назад +68

      @@sammy8096 what's that, you want to be my first customer? I'll see what I can do

    • @SorowFame
      @SorowFame 3 года назад +21

      Will it be free? If not how much? Also, will it have ads?

    • @itchyandscratchy7350
      @itchyandscratchy7350 3 года назад +7

      Time for online python tutorials😎

    • @strawberrypencl
      @strawberrypencl 3 года назад +2

      I believe in you!

  • @yepitsthatguy5278
    @yepitsthatguy5278 7 лет назад +2539

    I wish I'd watched this video before peeing on my phone. I now have no phone and no dignity

    • @vantave9946
      @vantave9946 7 лет назад +179

      But do you have a baby?

    • @skyeshields954
      @skyeshields954 6 лет назад +7

      If you have no phone how....are you.........typing... that.... comment

    • @lexi3183
      @lexi3183 6 лет назад +6

      Computer lmaoooooooooooo

    • @PopTab2527
      @PopTab2527 6 лет назад +1

      How did u pee on your phone if u don't have one (Along with ur dignity;)
      ILUMANATI CONFIRMED

    • @TheManUtdGuy
      @TheManUtdGuy 6 лет назад +33

      Do kids these days really not know what a computer is?

  • @panickedshears
    @panickedshears 4 месяца назад +3

    One time, I was bored at church, so I borrowed my mom’s phone and slipped out to sit in the bathroom for the entire sermon. I downloaded a love calculator on my mom’s phone, put my parents’ names into the love calculator, and then got really sad because it just confirmed what I already knew.

  • @C.L.Hinton
    @C.L.Hinton 3 года назад +1066

    5:48 Drew following the advice to "go to the dollar and buy a thermometer" had me crying.

    • @luxx456
      @luxx456 3 года назад +5

      You good?

    • @Luka0420
      @Luka0420 2 года назад +8

      One of his best skits

  • @xantana.
    @xantana. 4 года назад +1059

    “scuiside” bro I died

  • @JoTheAnomaly
    @JoTheAnomaly 5 лет назад +662

    I can’t remember the last time I laughed as hard as when you read “Nice Cheese go Moo”. It’s an instant classic

    • @mickey1627
      @mickey1627 5 лет назад +9

      So true! I come back to this video every once in a while because drew reading that review always makes me laugh.

    • @heartworkbykitty7933
      @heartworkbykitty7933 5 лет назад +4

      Jo Hogan
      Yes!
      It got me crying too
      I mean hard crying laughing
      I couldn’t breath

    • @BoolossusESP
      @BoolossusESP 5 лет назад +2

      I almost died because I couldn't breathe

    • @elenamoreno1331
      @elenamoreno1331 5 лет назад +1

      @@mickey1627 I SKIPPED TO WATCH THAT LIKE 4 TIMES

  • @DapperDemonicGent
    @DapperDemonicGent 2 года назад +4

    this video was on in the background while I was on my phone and I got an ad for an app that claims to measure your blood pressure. serendipity.

  • @tamakama5844
    @tamakama5844 4 года назад +611

    Once when I was young and really hot on a drive I decided to download a fan app hoping it would keep me cool it obviously didn't so I decided to read the reviews and it was just a bunch of bots saying that a fan popped out of their phone so for the rest of the month I assumed there was something wrong with my phone

    • @RyanTosh
      @RyanTosh 4 года назад +89

      That concerns me on multiple levels

    • @ilityouup4202
      @ilityouup4202 3 года назад +17

      Why would you even think it would work

    • @tamakama5844
      @tamakama5844 3 года назад +26

      @@ilityouup4202 I was young and stupid

    • @blueismylove3128
      @blueismylove3128 2 года назад +1

      Nah, just stupid.

    • @dragonfire7965
      @dragonfire7965 2 года назад +4

      @@tamakama5844 I would have totally believed this as a child

  • @zkarebear
    @zkarebear 5 лет назад +586

    Can we get Drew’s skincare routine? Boy is Glowin

  • @rks1676
    @rks1676 7 лет назад +178

    That “the dollar” skit had me on the fucking floor. Glad to see vine-format comedy returning in something other than shitty five minute lele pons videos. Bravo.

  • @MollieIsNotOkay
    @MollieIsNotOkay 2 года назад +14

    God, I remember using that dog hologram thing as a kid and fully expecting it to work on my Grani's tablet. What's stupider, the app or me?