UPDATE CORNER: Paul Speaks Out

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  • Опубликовано: 17 мар 2020
  • We're in the update corner talkin' about Paul. Or should I say... TROY.
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Комментарии • 16 тыс.

  • @audrasmith181
    @audrasmith181 4 года назад +4015

    Paul/Troy is rubbing his lil plane eating hands together like
    “Yesssss Danny’s knees will suffer when I post this bs”

    • @skippy561
      @skippy561 4 года назад +17

      I'm sorry I can't like this it's at 69 already

    • @hermioneabcedegerida292
      @hermioneabcedegerida292 4 года назад +4

      that’s probably his plan

    • @skippy561
      @skippy561 4 года назад +15

      @@kellie6992 may Danny bless your soul you kind citizens

    • @HappyandUnseen
      @HappyandUnseen 4 года назад

      i frikin forgot about that!!!!

    • @angelinatang8634
      @angelinatang8634 4 года назад

      lol It says that u commented this comment 36 min ago but the replies are from an hour ago

  • @caseygibson7266
    @caseygibson7266 4 года назад +10647

    He's a dude pretending to be a dude playing another dude.

  • @OneTopic
    @OneTopic 3 года назад +7244

    Bring back the Update Corner, please. 😡

    • @ashkhol
      @ashkhol 3 года назад +147

      how and why are you here- hold on

    • @imstill9738
      @imstill9738 3 года назад +68

      Gonna take my seat in here.

    • @mainacc7624
      @mainacc7624 3 года назад +101

      Right?!
      I miss it too :/
      I also miss the OT and The Click collabs

    • @kermitthefrog2606
      @kermitthefrog2606 3 года назад +15

      YES

    • @bungy1609
      @bungy1609 3 года назад +9

      lol

  • @katherine1124
    @katherine1124 6 месяцев назад +194

    coming back to this 3 years later i feel like we didn't appreciate what an insane situation this was. what the fuck, paul

    • @moonriverinc7896
      @moonriverinc7896 Месяц назад +8

      No yeah this was a wild moment in time for sure why did he do this

    • @melaniegonzalez8316
      @melaniegonzalez8316 20 дней назад

      same like wtf😭😭

    • @fluffybunchy
      @fluffybunchy 19 дней назад

      Omg I saw him on ig reels so I decided to come back and watch these and wow… that situation was actually so crazy

    • @BelleRebato
      @BelleRebato 18 дней назад

      It's also been 2 years since I've watched this and I forgot why he changed his name. What did he do again? Something about stealing money? Lol

  • @montanarose4622
    @montanarose4622 4 года назад +6344

    Bro imagine getting so deep into your spiral of lies that you LEGALLY CHANGE YOUR NAME TO FIT THE NARRATIVE W H A T

    • @samanthaoboyle2316
      @samanthaoboyle2316 4 года назад +222

      onision jr.

    • @glamourski
      @glamourski 4 года назад +12

      Yum

    • @nhizu
      @nhizu 4 года назад +87

      that is extreme commitment

    • @AshleyxVlogs
      @AshleyxVlogs 4 года назад +5

      Samantha O'Boyle who’s that?

    • @lunar..eclipse
      @lunar..eclipse 4 года назад +127

      @@AshleyxVlogs god I wish I was still living in a time where I didn't know Onision

  • @basicallystevenuniverse511
    @basicallystevenuniverse511 4 года назад +1923

    He didn’t rent the plane, he bought it so he could eat it later.

    • @neonpancakes4184
      @neonpancakes4184 4 года назад +13

      Basically the female version Of Steven Universe i know this is random, but i love ur pfp and ur name!! su fandom ❤️

    • @natalieo.6874
      @natalieo.6874 4 года назад +24

      I just started the video, and I’m confused and scared.

    • @murdering.
      @murdering. 4 года назад +5

      Natalie O. ME TOO

    • @yungfruitsalad1401
      @yungfruitsalad1401 4 года назад +2

      I’ve watched literally every single episode of Steven Universe up until the final one before Steven Universe Future and I can say with all honesty that the show was amazing in the parts where it wasn’t full of fillers that stopped the story from progressing for the the sake of supposed character development and when Rebecca Sugar wasn’t so focused on making the show about LGBTQ representation that it worsened the quality of the show. I haven’t watched any of the current episodes so how is it?

    • @cheesecheese6950
      @cheesecheese6950 3 года назад

      MrNoobHacksYT
      They were going to share the plane with the other plane-eating Russian spies.

  • @connoc5078
    @connoc5078 3 года назад +1306

    Troy becker's "truth" about how paul zimmer doesn't exist and was just a persona is like obi wan kenobi telling luke that darth vader killed anakin.

    • @SharkSalesman90
      @SharkSalesman90 3 года назад +24

      Yup

    • @kylaprice5553
      @kylaprice5553 2 года назад +23

      @@SharkSalesman90 no more words needed

    • @user-Beans2017
      @user-Beans2017 Год назад +4

      He was pulling the ‘baby I no understand’ card. Because he was pretending to be 16. Ew-

    • @troodon1096
      @troodon1096 Год назад +2

      Truth often depends on one's point of view.

    • @connoc5078
      @connoc5078 Год назад +14

      @@troodon1096 Only with something subjective. If the topic is about something objective, like this, then truth does not depend on one's point of view.

  • @Samiju
    @Samiju 2 года назад +1887

    Danny not noticing that in the "psychopath" TikTok he put the glasses up by touching the glass confirms that he is someone who would do that and I am scared.

    • @ahobbit1273
      @ahobbit1273 2 года назад +87

      I’m so glad someone else pointed that out 😂

    • @ProjectWarpZone
      @ProjectWarpZone 2 года назад +60

      That was probably the point of the TikTok and Danny just ignored it. That is pretty scary

    • @oldgoat381
      @oldgoat381 2 года назад +18

      Thank God I'm not alone

    • @quiet_kid3980
      @quiet_kid3980 Год назад +6

      What’s wrong with that?

    • @cheesesupremedoritos8008
      @cheesesupremedoritos8008 Год назад +83

      @@quiet_kid3980 because it gets finger prints on the lenses and then you can see the finger print and you have to clean your glasses. It’s really annoying lol

  • @imfam0use
    @imfam0use 4 года назад +4221

    plot twist: *danny is secretly paul who is also troy who is still paul, who is also a russian spy who eats planes*

    • @fl3m1n9o4
      @fl3m1n9o4 4 года назад +149

      *and is also Drew Gooden*

    • @TenkoLunar
      @TenkoLunar 4 года назад +80

      And kurtis

    • @pent916
      @pent916 4 года назад +68

      and gabe from the office

    • @fnGaming-ph3lg
      @fnGaming-ph3lg 4 года назад +33

      Wich means danny is a russian spy that eats planes 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

    • @lol-bu3nr
      @lol-bu3nr 4 года назад +52

      plot twist: everyone is just danny

  • @Skooberflonk
    @Skooberflonk 4 года назад +6892

    when paul was told “here comes the airplane” as a baby i guess he took it the really, really wrong way

    • @danivaav
      @danivaav 4 года назад +62

      OMG, I love these comments

    • @dappa.992
      @dappa.992 4 года назад +55

      This comment is underrated.. 😔
      Even if it was only a few hours ago, I don’t care, dammit

    • @pjdj117
      @pjdj117 4 года назад +15

      Pls help bring attention to international IGCSE students that have to do the british exam, while UK themselves aren't doing it. Help us cancel this exam for the safety of all students. Tweet them @CambridgeInt and sign this petition chng.it/DhCwCXkLg4 #cambridgeisoverparty

    • @emmy6807
      @emmy6807 4 года назад +15

      AHAHAHAHA FAVORITE COMMENT EVER FUDIKFRHJKH BN CRYINGGG

    • @honieworldtv5875
      @honieworldtv5875 4 года назад +5

      Hubby Dubby idk what I love more, your comment or the fact that your pfp is Kedamono

  • @Karma-xe7vd
    @Karma-xe7vd Год назад +171

    Impersonating a minor is illegal, so we should be suspicious of his age just in case he lied so he didn’t get legal action since that’s the only action he can get.

    • @troodon1096
      @troodon1096 Год назад +21

      Is it illegal to pretend to be a minor in general, or do you have to impersonate one that actually exists? If the latter, technically he didn't break the law, because at the time he was pretending to be someone that didn't yet exist. And now he actually is that person, legally.

  • @mollyrahtz
    @mollyrahtz Год назад +331

    Can't believe that the tv show "Lost" was inspired by the true story of Paul Zimmer eating a plane and causing it to crash into Hawaii (despite the show coming out in 2004). Truly a master of his craft.

  • @Vitx0o
    @Vitx0o 3 года назад +5369

    This whole ass situation reminds me of the 12 year old authors at wattpad who tries too hard to make plot twists

    • @cheesecheese6950
      @cheesecheese6950 3 года назад +299

      When I was twelve, my friends and I would write purposely weird Wattpad stories for each other to read, and even they were better than this lol.

    • @lj.853
      @lj.853 3 года назад +214

      Has "11 year old tryna write a sex scene" vibes.

    • @AmyYdoesntlikehandles
      @AmyYdoesntlikehandles 3 года назад +43

      Oof well I make fics on wattpad and I’m 16
      My fics are actually good though,but my old ones that I made when I was 13 are really bad

    • @imsleepdeprived1847
      @imsleepdeprived1847 3 года назад +7

      :)

    • @odettemim3509
      @odettemim3509 3 года назад +11

      @@AmyYdoesntlikehandles @SincerelyTreebros?

  • @lettuce674
    @lettuce674 4 года назад +6120

    "I am Paul"
    "And I am Troy"
    "And we are not the same person"

  • @earth2ravenn
    @earth2ravenn 2 года назад +89

    Troy/Paul reminds me of that long and exaggerated excuse you give your 6th grade math teacher when you forgot your homework

    • @richardball5843
      @richardball5843 Год назад +4

      I can’t remember who wrote it, but I once read a poem about a kid who was kidnapped, but at the end it turns out the kid is just make up an excuse for being late for school. Paul’s complicated story feels like that.

  • @kammothy542
    @kammothy542 2 года назад +167

    I don't know why but the way Paul talks and explains stuff makes me so inexplicably angry like his entire existence is the epitome of gaslighting

  • @ezziebee8998
    @ezziebee8998 4 года назад +1937

    “Did he rent a plane for this TikTok?” No Danny, the plane was his dinner

    • @nightingale_es
      @nightingale_es 4 года назад +53

      Imagine renting your food........

    • @ailement
      @ailement 4 года назад +32

      Does that mean at some point he has to return the plane after eating it

    • @d.on.in.a
      @d.on.in.a 4 года назад +6

      But when you want to have a plane for dinner do you rent it or do you buy it?

    • @meredithrose4609
      @meredithrose4609 4 года назад +25

      @@d.on.in.a you hunt it.

    • @emanifung6806
      @emanifung6806 4 года назад +1

      Meredith Rose lmaooo

  • @emilysyoutubechannel2259
    @emilysyoutubechannel2259 4 года назад +2506

    Saying “it’s just a role, I’m just an actor” is “it’s just a prank bro” levels of taking ownership for your actions

    • @paulamanning5053
      @paulamanning5053 4 года назад +50

      Yeah, he’s literally *not* taking responsibility for his actions and apologizing, that’s why so many people are against him right now.

    • @sage9662
      @sage9662 4 года назад +6

      this is so true that i dont know how to feel about it

    • @lucaleone4331
      @lucaleone4331 4 года назад +8

      "Its just a prank HAN!"

    • @gregoryjohnson7043
      @gregoryjohnson7043 4 года назад +5

      The name change i could care less about everyone does it. First rule of social media dont use your real name. Now stop me if im wrong but when i was growing up when myspace and old youtube were still a thing that was the rules. Now scamming mfs now thats wrong af

    • @deadmanjv3690
      @deadmanjv3690 4 года назад

      My birthday is in 6 days

  • @TheBrianCulhane
    @TheBrianCulhane 3 года назад +188

    It took him 5 years to find out perfection doesn’t exist

    • @eesr
      @eesr 2 года назад +3

      fr tho

  • @surrealrosalynd
    @surrealrosalynd 3 года назад +124

    "HE WAS TROY THE WHOLE TIME!?" is still the funniest thing

  • @morganmarsh1276
    @morganmarsh1276 4 года назад +5158

    *he* didn't scam people Danny, that was the *other* Paul you see, he is *Troy*

  • @siriyadla1334
    @siriyadla1334 4 года назад +4047

    In conclusion, Paul/Troy is a Russian spy and eats planes with a bib.

    • @Studios-ij7gh
      @Studios-ij7gh 4 года назад +55

      Siri Yadla now we know where all the missing planes are...

    • @LordGek
      @LordGek 4 года назад +9

      I knew it!

    • @rylanc8064
      @rylanc8064 4 года назад +6

      Traul zecker is a russian spy that eats planes

    • @strwbryhjoong7010
      @strwbryhjoong7010 4 года назад +1

      it was so obvious how did i know catch that

    • @JustCheyyy
      @JustCheyyy 4 года назад +4

      And a fork and knife

  • @themadmaddog
    @themadmaddog 3 года назад +119

    The dislikes are from Danny's knees

  • @isthisnecessary7880
    @isthisnecessary7880 Год назад +40

    I know this is 3 years later but who's gonna tell Danny tiny chairs exist?

  • @sourdrop
    @sourdrop 4 года назад +6847

    Planes: *exist*
    Paul Zimmer:👁👅👁
    🛩

  • @abbyemrich4572
    @abbyemrich4572 4 года назад +2440

    “He decided to start doing his hair differently to show he changed” has the same energy as “and he was wearing reading glasses to show that time had passed” from the John Mulaney special.

    • @kianar210
      @kianar210 4 года назад +55

      ahh yes, batman.

    • @gwenissooooocool
      @gwenissooooocool 4 года назад

      Can someone like so we can get to 666 likes

    • @MiaValla
      @MiaValla 4 года назад +6

      Oh Batman. BEATS WORKIN

    • @abbyemrich4572
      @abbyemrich4572 4 года назад +1

      Mia WDW Phan which is not something you want to hear from a heath care professional

    • @skullpunk475
      @skullpunk475 4 года назад +1

      “It’s the one thing you can’t replace”

  • @irism7420
    @irism7420 3 года назад +202

    Maybe “Troy Becker ” decided to become Paul Zimmer when he was 16 so while he was Paul Zimmer he was frozen in time only to become Troy Becker again and be 16.

  • @genesiscda4847
    @genesiscda4847 Год назад +20

    I hate hearing someone say “my truth.” There’s no such thing as “my truth” or “your truth.” It’s either THE truth or it isn’t.

    • @alexanderreynolds6018
      @alexanderreynolds6018 4 месяца назад +2

      Well, if you really wanted to get into it, "I have brown hair" is true for me and therefore my truth, but not true of someone who has blonde hair, for whom "I have blonde hair" would be their truth
      Ppl only ever use that phrase to just lie and be shitty though so I hate it too

  • @CarronBarboza
    @CarronBarboza 4 года назад +5953

    The only 25 year old that looks 16 I’ll ever follow is Danny.

    • @potatowatermelon3858
      @potatowatermelon3858 3 года назад +69

      Carron Barboza I cant like it cause it’s at 69 so take this comment as a like

    • @dogshit8565
      @dogshit8565 3 года назад +5

      ok

    • @lanajane778
      @lanajane778 3 года назад +69

      n o h e l o o k s t w e l v e

    • @vidzeerox
      @vidzeerox 3 года назад +91

      Don't diss Drew Golden like that... Oh wait. He's just Danny's other persona. Frick. Carry on.

    • @leratokubyana7266
      @leratokubyana7266 3 года назад +2

      True

  • @katx1202
    @katx1202 4 года назад +1555

    Paul’s Mom, feeding him as a child: “HeRe ComEs tHe aIrPlAnE”
    Paul: “MMMM YES.”

    • @bb-de5sm
      @bb-de5sm 4 года назад +24

      this is hilarious

    • @mlpdisneylover
      @mlpdisneylover 4 года назад +5

      I found another Waterparks fan! ;) 💚💜

    • @fantasybee5794
      @fantasybee5794 4 года назад +10

      Kat x he coulda stopped 9/11

    • @xolqi3394
      @xolqi3394 4 года назад +1

      Fantasy Bee 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

    • @mamakbear1154
      @mamakbear1154 4 года назад +3

      Absolutely brilliant.

  • @microsoftpainenthusiast8096
    @microsoftpainenthusiast8096 2 года назад +31

    I got my first “serious” office job when I was 21 and our clients (or their kids) were mostly 16-18-y.o. teens (as it was specific for our educational and travel agency) and I was shocked that I somehow couldn’t comfortably “speak their language” despite little age difference. I can’t imagine how Paul/Troy thought that he could pass as 16 years old at 24, and it’s not only about appearance 😅 school kids in Disney movies all look 30 though 😐

  • @SnepperStepTV
    @SnepperStepTV Год назад +18

    Amelia Earhart: * flies plane over the ocean *
    Paul Zimmer: * puts on bib and holds up fork and knife *
    Amelia: oh no

  • @blutarchmann7113
    @blutarchmann7113 4 года назад +8026

    “Paul Zimmer has existed since 2014” damn he’s 6

    • @sheilaramos9181
      @sheilaramos9181 3 года назад +767

      A 6 year old Russian spy who eats planes
      *interesting*

    • @cheesecheese6950
      @cheesecheese6950 3 года назад +247

      If he is sixteen now, he was ten or eleven during Exclamation Point.

    • @reneebroski
      @reneebroski 3 года назад +85

      Cheese Cheese hmmm
      *interesting*

    • @tanishajenaaa6397
      @tanishajenaaa6397 3 года назад +23

      No he isn’t six my little cousin was born in 2015 and she is four

    • @DarkShadic9632
      @DarkShadic9632 3 года назад +50

      Tanisha Jenaaa yeah, and your cousin’s fifth birthday is this year.

  • @noodlerdoodler
    @noodlerdoodler 4 года назад +3901

    obviously he used the name PAUL ZIMMER as a stage name to protect his identity just like danny uses the stage name DREW GOODEN

    • @soappacket2342
      @soappacket2342 4 года назад +28

      Yeah but Troy Becker isn't his real name either 🤣 Paul is his real first name tho

    • @AidenPremium
      @AidenPremium 4 года назад +52

      Danny Gooden

    • @omniboy3627
      @omniboy3627 4 года назад +59

      Actually he legally changed his name to danny, but it's Kurtis Conner really

    • @fabianatrindade56
      @fabianatrindade56 4 года назад

      @@omniboy3627 Amigo br, agora eu tô cafusa. Não sei nem mais quem é quem nessa bagaça 😂😂😂😂

    • @hamburgerbroz6439
      @hamburgerbroz6439 4 года назад +5

      Why did you capitalize this like Homestuck

  • @myronmasottajr6157
    @myronmasottajr6157 2 года назад +238

    Guys, I'm tired of everyone spreading their sob stories about their experience with Paul. Because mine is the worst.
    My grandma was on a flight to France, she was bringing her dog to Paris for a vacation, and she me this guy at the airport, being flooded with people. She talked a bit to him, asking him a bit about himself. He referred to himself as his Russian spy name, Troy Becker. Her face dropped, and she realized who he was, and quickly went onto the plane. She breathed a sigh of relief, as the plane took off. But something followed her dog in the cargo hold...and climbed onto the wing. The plane experienced some turbulence, little did they know...it was Paul. He took a bite off the wing, and caused the plane to crash in the middle of the Pacific Ocean, and they weren't able to find any of the ruins. Unfortunately, plenty of bodies and luggage, but no evidence that they all came from a plane.

    • @blondie9909
      @blondie9909 3 месяца назад

      damn im so sorry for your loss lets hope justice is made soon i too have been terrorized by this person: paul zimmer used to break into my home and watch me sleep i eventually gave in to the ideia that i couldn't keep him away so i started letting him but now that he wasnt sneaking in when i was asleep i had to fall asleep with him here but i couldnt fall asleep with paul zimmers eyes looking at me so i asked him to turn around, he would just turn his head 180 and have troy becker look at me instead smh

  • @lucilleh4128
    @lucilleh4128 2 года назад +43

    This man is the definition of ‘new year, new me’

  • @ronjalarsen6247
    @ronjalarsen6247 4 года назад +5761

    The only reason I belive danny is more then 15 years old is because he hurts his knees in the update corner.

    • @vexoz7933
      @vexoz7933 4 года назад +202

      So 16

    • @dresha8026
      @dresha8026 4 года назад +97

      Okay but mine have hurt since I was like 13😂

    • @1500Chevy
      @1500Chevy 4 года назад +5

      Dresha802 k

    • @Studios-ij7gh
      @Studios-ij7gh 4 года назад +26

      Also he is married

    • @tobikms1709
      @tobikms1709 4 года назад +19

      @@Studios-ij7gh could be fake like that one Daniel girl

  • @KaisTestKitchen1
    @KaisTestKitchen1 4 года назад +1452

    The title should be: "Danny Gonzalez destroys his knees for 16 minutes"

    • @nibz3902
      @nibz3902 4 года назад +21

      *40

    • @chaoticgood936
      @chaoticgood936 4 года назад +5

      We gotta get this man a pillow

    • @highflying1551
      @highflying1551 4 года назад +17

      Kyle Hahn are we sure he’s not just really short, and is trying to pretend like he has legs?

    • @user-qv2qf1jk5o
      @user-qv2qf1jk5o 4 года назад

      Um....

    • @Mel-lb3zo
      @Mel-lb3zo 4 года назад

      Big Eddy Burback energy

  • @mossycrown
    @mossycrown 2 года назад +18

    update; although it has been almost two years Paul could sense i was watching this video and he’s now sitting at the foot of my bed eating a plane. it’s 1am i’m scared 😭

  • @thisisutubnottwitterwhyhandles
    @thisisutubnottwitterwhyhandles 6 месяцев назад +9

    Gutowski: *clearly polish name*
    Danny: Sounds like a Russian spy name

  • @animaol
    @animaol 4 года назад +7956

    Danny: “I've been sitting here on my knees”
    Or in other words... *_kneeling_*

    • @lindamukarakate7511
      @lindamukarakate7511 4 года назад +376

      damn I just realized kneeling has the word knees in it

    • @ArtisticallySpoken
      @ArtisticallySpoken 4 года назад +217

      @@lindamukarakate7511 That's so deep 🔥🔥🔥

    • @PequenoGiant
      @PequenoGiant 4 года назад +91

      Breaking news: Danny has broken his knees

    • @aurora2061
      @aurora2061 4 года назад +97

      @@ArtisticallySpoken you can't spell kneeling without knee.. 😔✋

    • @cora-nation7596
      @cora-nation7596 4 года назад +21

      aurora true 😳

  • @lea.h.joergensen
    @lea.h.joergensen 4 года назад +1841

    Whenever Paul goes to a restaurant:
    Waiter: How's your food?
    Paul: Eh, it's a little pLANE

    • @crinnp
      @crinnp 4 года назад +23

      I mean, surely little planes are easier to eat.

    • @dk-hq8ul
      @dk-hq8ul 4 года назад +16

      open wide here comes an airplane

    • @dspaz
      @dspaz 4 года назад +4

      lol good one

    • @lea.h.joergensen
      @lea.h.joergensen 4 года назад +1

      @@dspaz ty

    • @dspaz
      @dspaz 4 года назад +1

      @@lea.h.joergensen :D

  • @emilime
    @emilime 3 года назад +24

    I like that danny included the sunglasses bit as a fun lil way of letting us all know he's never worn glasses

  • @WhatsPreciousMakesAnyoneScared
    @WhatsPreciousMakesAnyoneScared Год назад +11

    It's so funny danny didn't notice the lens touching. Truly the great divide between ppl who wear glasses and ppl who don't

  • @kirbolotl2868
    @kirbolotl2868 4 года назад +3956

    Danny: he could pass as a 16 year old
    Paul: *tries to pass as a 16 year old*
    Danny: he didn't even change his hair style
    Paul: *changes his hair style*
    Danny: I don't want to make another video unless he kills someone
    Paul: ...

  • @kathleenpark1943
    @kathleenpark1943 4 года назад +1060

    He reminds me of Ryan Howard from the office saying “I’m so sorry, but that was the old me” and Kevin was like ok can I have my money back tho and he was like “you should ask the old me”

    • @weeeeeehhh443
      @weeeeeehhh443 4 года назад +17

      or when andy goes by drew when he comes back from anger management

    • @latinmoses8417
      @latinmoses8417 4 года назад +2

      I just finished the office, it’s a really good show lol, 10/10

    • @echofairy
      @echofairy 4 года назад

      this is a perfect summary of him lol

  • @gnocchipr1nc3ss
    @gnocchipr1nc3ss 4 месяца назад +6

    The whole “trying to be perfect” story is so Disney channel like idk how to explain it

  • @rorymahoney
    @rorymahoney 2 года назад +11

    13:20 he is adjusting the glasses with his fingers on the lens witch scratches the lenses

    • @CrazedKasaJizo
      @CrazedKasaJizo 2 года назад +2

      smudges* it would be his nails to scratch

  • @Lovelyclarii
    @Lovelyclarii 4 года назад +3918

    At this point, “Troy Becker” can’t be said without “I’m an actor”...

    • @theherbdoctor
      @theherbdoctor 4 года назад +2

      Clari hi

    • @goose3566
      @goose3566 4 года назад +45

      i feel bad for anyone else named Troy Becker lol

    • @morganbryant3204
      @morganbryant3204 4 года назад +51

      Troy I'm an actor Becker

    • @Superstar-sw5iy
      @Superstar-sw5iy 4 года назад +23

      Just like Bob Vance; Vance Refrigeration

    • @jollybear_wastaken
      @jollybear_wastaken 4 года назад +25

      I just thought of something...
      If "Troy I'm an actor Becker"
      Is "16" doesn't that mean his videos from 2014 are when he was like 10-11years old 🤔
      Like... clearly he's lying
      Sure mentally they were definitely little kids but the way they looked was definitely not a 10 year old
      Case closed

  • @mariamz4
    @mariamz4 4 года назад +818

    Danny: "I got the regular flu"
    Also Danny *looks suspiciously more sweaty than usual*

    • @ethosyt5387
      @ethosyt5387 4 года назад +2

      Got 'em

    • @kookiegachacat6274
      @kookiegachacat6274 4 года назад

      @Neon Nihilist Corona "/

    • @thegloriousmorious9755
      @thegloriousmorious9755 4 года назад +1

      Park Puppy it’s now “covid-19” if I’m correct 😂

    • @englishatheart
      @englishatheart 4 года назад +1

      @@thegloriousmorious9755 It's still coronavirus. Now people are saying Covid-19 to sound smart. Some are also saying that the coronavirus causes Covid-19. 🤷‍♀️

    • @nhivu2123
      @nhivu2123 4 года назад

      Christine C. COVID-19 stands for Coronavirus disease 2019, and it’s the official name announced by World’s Health Organization

  • @me_kinda_bored0-091
    @me_kinda_bored0-091 2 года назад +19

    5:23 was a whole on Hannah Montana moment-

  • @moonycanwatch
    @moonycanwatch 3 года назад +13

    Danny just giving up on kneeling when he heard that paul zimmer was troy the whole time is mood honestly

  • @mushroomghost8454
    @mushroomghost8454 4 года назад +3471

    Everyone in the comments: Troy Becker/ Paul Zimmer
    Me, an intellectual: Traul Zecker

  • @gentrypyne1995
    @gentrypyne1995 4 года назад +2733

    All the 14 dislikes are all of “Troy Becker’s” secret identity’s

    • @andreasbryde2268
      @andreasbryde2268 4 года назад +10

      Gentry Pyne you got em, now theres only 12

    • @Ryaan-fr8nz
      @Ryaan-fr8nz 4 года назад +6

      @@andreasbryde2268 now 31, how many identities does he have

    • @una3987
      @una3987 4 года назад +5

      Every moment he makes new account

    • @oren8699
      @oren8699 4 года назад +3

      51 now...

    • @maggiedoser
      @maggiedoser 4 года назад +2

      *Identities

  • @kireekire
    @kireekire 3 года назад +9

    7:53 I must thank Danny for quote Hannah Montana and making me remember that _gem_

  • @jeremywhistler2850
    @jeremywhistler2850 2 года назад +14

    *Imagine making yourself a name, but then choosing a serial killer name like "Paul Zimmer"*

  • @271skippy
    @271skippy 4 года назад +11672

    Paul Zimmer: “Because...” *Pulls off blonde wig* “I’m Hannah Montana.”

    • @Nouno470
      @Nouno470 4 года назад +232

      Paul Josef Getowski, Paul Zimmer, Troy Becker, Slim Jimmer, "perfEct gUy",Hannah Montana...

    • @mattsherelmao
      @mattsherelmao 4 года назад +139

      Banana Montana

    • @addi2356
      @addi2356 4 года назад +63

      Skippy271 wait wouldn’t you have to put on the blonde wig to be Hanna Montana

    • @lovekitties7836
      @lovekitties7836 4 года назад +3

      😂😂

    • @keiraphillips6937
      @keiraphillips6937 4 года назад +7

      Best comment I’ve ever seen😭

  • @thelexicon7294
    @thelexicon7294 4 года назад +5328

    So basically:
    Everyone: Troy Becker is Paul Zimmer!
    Paul Zimmer: *Uno reverse card*

  • @kindlittlebunny9869
    @kindlittlebunny9869 3 года назад +11

    Ok but i actually gasped when he said that HE was Troy Becker and Paul Zimmer was a character he made up.

  • @bananabrain364
    @bananabrain364 Год назад +6

    Ok I've dated a whole lot of shitty guys in my life, and for some reason whenever you call them out on their gaslighting or catch them in a lie they ALWAYS say "I gotta speak my truth." They sound so fucking stupid whenever they say it too 😂

    • @aud7593
      @aud7593 11 месяцев назад

      they have to speak their truth.... by lying?

  • @ll-li3dt
    @ll-li3dt 4 года назад +2835

    imagine your kid breaking your entire blood name and changing his name because he refuses to admit he scammed people

    • @imnotgoodwithnames4101
      @imnotgoodwithnames4101 3 года назад +70

      Start over.

    • @uniquevivian8089
      @uniquevivian8089 3 года назад +54

      I'd move to Antarctica

    • @shaanp9796
      @shaanp9796 3 года назад +4

      Good Dog What type of bagel’s your favorite?

    • @milli5968
      @milli5968 3 года назад +50

      if your child is Troy Becker/Paul Zimmer, him destroying your bloodlines name is the least of your problems

    • @franjo5174
      @franjo5174 3 года назад +1

      I wouldve prob done the same thing as him BUT ILL NEVER COME BACK

  • @sonicthehomo
    @sonicthehomo 4 года назад +1248

    Paul: im actually an actor
    me: that was the worst lie I have ever heard.

    • @Yogurt2740
      @Yogurt2740 4 года назад +11

      johny jonhy could tell a better lie. smh 😩

    • @fredarok579
      @fredarok579 4 года назад +7

      Guess he’s not a very *good* actor.

    • @comeintomyvan4827
      @comeintomyvan4827 4 года назад

      im pretty sure the agency is the biggest lie

    • @claudis.4015
      @claudis.4015 4 года назад +2

      At least it's more entertaining than "This has been a social experiment the whole time. 😬"

    • @hermioneabcedegerida292
      @hermioneabcedegerida292 4 года назад

      all of his lies are the worse I’ve ever heard

  • @vintishiron8802
    @vintishiron8802 Год назад +10

    You know what's also weird. I distinctly remember the girl paul zimmer would make videos with, and I SWORE they started making videos with a baby in their TikTok. Paul is sincerely one of the greatest and weirdest things I have experienced growing up.

  • @lolitslili
    @lolitslili Год назад +6

    14:19 he *always* comes back

    • @ryanhasbanana
      @ryanhasbanana 8 месяцев назад

      *The Living Tombstone intensifies*

  • @bgcvids8006
    @bgcvids8006 4 года назад +14517

    Everybody sayin that flights stoppin because Coronavirus, it’s actually just Paul eatin all the planes

    • @veronicat3932
      @veronicat3932 4 года назад +162

      #paulzimmereatsplanes #павелзиммерпожираетсамолёты

    • @nyalpiers7203
      @nyalpiers7203 4 года назад +15

      Ikr

    • @robbie3732
      @robbie3732 4 года назад +37

      fr bro😳😳😳

    • @cailey1847
      @cailey1847 4 года назад +15

      LGC Vids! I just started watching the video and I am so confused

    • @jannelundgren1824
      @jannelundgren1824 4 года назад +10

      Paul eats the planes

  • @thediamondstewyt8260
    @thediamondstewyt8260 4 года назад +3702

    Paul Zimmer is actually Morgz’s mom.

  • @dkbarbi
    @dkbarbi 2 месяца назад +3

    paul is now a dhar man actor. which is a very random thing that's happening, but then again, can't say I'm shocked.

  • @zoe-viollaa
    @zoe-viollaa 2 года назад +16

    I think it’s funny that he’s still claiming to be 16, because that means he made most of his shirtless musicallys when he was 11 💀

  • @user-yr4ii8im3o
    @user-yr4ii8im3o 4 года назад +1431

    The "I'm an actor" excuse is the same one that Onision uses, it holds no bearing and means nothing. It's just backpedaling so they don't have to take responsibility for their actions.

    • @ew275x
      @ew275x 4 года назад +35

      Same with the "playing a character" shtick RUclipsrs also trot put when they do something wrong. So are they always playing a charqcter who acts like them except they do morally dubious things.

    • @natsu2740
      @natsu2740 4 года назад

      Fox yea and Onision is bat shit crazy and everyone knows that, but he still try’s to say he is just acting

    • @natsu2740
      @natsu2740 4 года назад

      Charlotte Soland a guy who touches kids and is basically insane at this point. He also screams at people a lot about not understanding him

  • @Vyansya
    @Vyansya 4 года назад +1326

    Paul: lies
    Internet: *_how many times do we have to teach this lesson old man_*

    • @cohedash
      @cohedash 4 года назад +18

      Old man fish: "I still love the young people!" 😆😆😆

    • @fridgely3668
      @fridgely3668 4 года назад

      deeeeaaaaad! rotfl

    • @spookyho5994
      @spookyho5994 4 года назад

      😂😂😂

  • @catforev
    @catforev Год назад +6

    Every time he inserts that bone breaking sound effect, it feels like my organs are going to crawl out of my body

  • @AleeSMP
    @AleeSMP Год назад +4

    “had us in the first half not gonna lie,” taken to a whole new meaning

  • @bbeeboyy8878
    @bbeeboyy8878 4 года назад +4581

    Honestly this is just kinda sad, this dude just keeps digging a deeper hole as he continues lying. It would've been so easy to just apologize, take a break, and then come back with a clean slate

    • @moleicester9714
      @moleicester9714 3 года назад +10

      Yeah.Anyway Iam ur 100th comment ongat

    • @tomlaprise8655
      @tomlaprise8655 3 года назад +3

      Ikr

    • @nina._.
      @nina._. 3 года назад +238

      I agree. Danny just needs to admit that he really is Drew

    • @differentboy9697
      @differentboy9697 3 года назад +30

      He thrashed his best friend with whom he started in RUclips so that can tell you a lot of Paul

    • @justyournormalemogirl3298
      @justyournormalemogirl3298 3 года назад +16

      @@nina._. we need to start a petition

  • @TheMartine
    @TheMartine 3 года назад +2576

    He already had a punchable face, but now he also has punchable hair.

    • @bisinzhu8685
      @bisinzhu8685 3 года назад +122

      He looks like lord farquad

    • @lvbboi9
      @lvbboi9 3 года назад +154

      @@bisinzhu8685 Dont disrespect royalty like that ever again

    • @bisinzhu8685
      @bisinzhu8685 3 года назад +116

      @@lvbboi9 i am deeply sorry, i shall never repeat such a mistake, i am overwhelmed with shame and embarrassment.

    • @bigclitenergy
      @bigclitenergy 3 года назад +50

      @@bisinzhu8685
      Lord Maximus farquad has beautiful eyes

    • @bisinzhu8685
      @bisinzhu8685 3 года назад +42

      @@bigclitenergy yes his eyes are truly captivating

  • @hatmanmanofhats8167
    @hatmanmanofhats8167 4 месяца назад +6

    It’s never gonna end I came here from a new Andy King video

  • @Anna-rh5mj
    @Anna-rh5mj 2 года назад +5

    WAIT A SECIND! About a year ago my friend told me there was this guy who ate whole planes. Like, in pieces but still a whole plane. Gosh darn it, I knew it was a joke but at least it spread from somewhere. I can’t even remember which friend but I remember the conversation very vividly.

  • @ari-xk4mf
    @ari-xk4mf 4 года назад +1634

    as a russian spy i can confirm we eat planes for breakfast, lunch, dinner, and sometimes even as an after school snack

    • @exyscube
      @exyscube 4 года назад +30

      BLYAT and drink vodka

    • @luv_strawberriez
      @luv_strawberriez 4 года назад +8

      Ari B how much do you way

    • @ari-xk4mf
      @ari-xk4mf 4 года назад +23

      Violet Arbulu lmao we don’t talk about that-

    • @maddoxferris7924
      @maddoxferris7924 4 года назад +19

      thank you, this helps a lot. I have confirmed this suspicion and will report to my superiors.

    • @josephingarcia2839
      @josephingarcia2839 4 года назад +21

      Are you stacked up on airplane snacks for this quarantine

  • @myahb7187
    @myahb7187 4 года назад +1907

    If he’s trying to pretend he’s 16, then he was 11 during musically. And no 11 year old looks like that

    • @mqrce
      @mqrce 4 года назад +13

      wait no he was like 18 or something because right now he’s 24, so five years before he’d be 19

    • @LPSWeirdCow13
      @LPSWeirdCow13 4 года назад +92

      @@mqrce they're talking about his fake age, not his real age

    • @jellybeans7072
      @jellybeans7072 4 года назад +1

      Yes

    • @myahb7187
      @myahb7187 4 года назад +1

      a gurl named kelly i didn’t even realize this comment had so many likes.

    • @feedswagpeppa3976
      @feedswagpeppa3976 4 года назад

      Lmao who he trying to kid 😂bahaha

  • @xquenda275
    @xquenda275 Год назад +3

    13:03 so the point of the joke is probably that the “psychopath” adjusted the glasses with his finger on the lens of the glasses, if you have glasses you know thats bad.

  • @sam_the__man
    @sam_the__man 11 месяцев назад +3

    the picture of paul in the thumbnail looks like a sim

  • @sarcasticnotsad5155
    @sarcasticnotsad5155 4 года назад +1775

    *Conspiracy theory:* Danny was kidnapped on vacation and replaced with a russian spy.
    And he’s trying to cover up the fact that he eats planes.

    • @air9159
      @air9159 4 года назад +6

      phat phacts

    • @sunlittelucii4809
      @sunlittelucii4809 4 года назад +4

      Nico Hollow true true 😂

    • @theMoosecow
      @theMoosecow 4 года назад +5

      I think the kidnaper is the game master

    • @sunlittelucii4809
      @sunlittelucii4809 4 года назад +1

      You might be onto something.... 😂

    • @cthonautical
      @cthonautical 4 года назад +1

      the russians planted spy danny after realizing real danny couldn't get home from vacation after eating the plane. he gave them an opening!

  • @cjmcpe
    @cjmcpe 4 года назад +1694

    Nonono he’s still pretending to be 16, he’s saying that the adult character was a fake. So he’s implying that he was pretending to be older

    • @kararuthruff9030
      @kararuthruff9030 4 года назад +298

      Exactly. So those RUclips videos in 2014 would have made him 10 at the time and that was def not a 10 yr old boy I just saw lmao

    • @spencer6106
      @spencer6106 4 года назад +34

      @@kararuthruff9030 i was thinking the same thing lol

    • @katrose1145
      @katrose1145 4 года назад +7

      I came here to say this, but knew in my heart it had already been said

    • @mag1c8ball_
      @mag1c8ball_ 4 года назад +5

      LokiFrostGiant yeah it think it’s bs that he lied to all his fans that he didn’t scam them

    • @gorntue
      @gorntue 4 года назад +5

      16 and married

  • @raynemichelle2996
    @raynemichelle2996 3 года назад +6

    When you have a hunger only airplanes can satisfy.

  • @JonasMickeyJones
    @JonasMickeyJones Год назад +3

    I have to go on a plane in 4 days I really hope Paul doesn't eat it

  • @lakenalexander5334
    @lakenalexander5334 4 года назад +1773

    When you realize Danny Gonzalez is really just a stage name for privacy. His real name is.......Drew Gooden

    • @neptune556
      @neptune556 4 года назад +43

      😳😳😳I DIDNT KNOW THIS MY MIND IS BLOWN WTDNYSNSYDBHDNDJ OMG REALLY?????? DUDE ILY NO HOMO THANK U FOR POINTING THIS OUT!!!! 💥💥💥💥😳😳😳

    • @LoafOfWeb
      @LoafOfWeb 4 года назад +4

      🤯

    • @abcdefghijklmnopteaisthebe8564
      @abcdefghijklmnopteaisthebe8564 4 года назад +24

      no, Dranny Goodzalez

    • @Camille-yu8nz
      @Camille-yu8nz 4 года назад +19

      No it’s actually Cody ko

    • @user-st3fv9rs5b
      @user-st3fv9rs5b 4 года назад +9

      Wait but I thought it was Cody Ko

  • @prachiadapwar8149
    @prachiadapwar8149 4 года назад +664

    "I will try to upload more because You guys must be bored at home..."
    Thats like the most caring thing anyone has ever said to me...

  • @avery42069
    @avery42069 2 года назад +4

    Paul Zimmer had Danny on his knees for 40 minutes????

  • @Red-mq5ne
    @Red-mq5ne 3 года назад +5

    I can't believe this was only a year ago

  • @gracelewis9886
    @gracelewis9886 4 года назад +3041

    If “tRoY” is 16 now, wouldn’t that mean he was 10 years old in his first videos..? Hmm idk something doesn’t add up

    • @airbearsarrow3426
      @airbearsarrow3426 4 года назад +42

      He would be 12

    • @Fr0zenWas_Taken
      @Fr0zenWas_Taken 4 года назад +61

      No, he would be 11 cause now "he is 16" and 5 years ago he is 11.

    • @airbearsarrow3426
      @airbearsarrow3426 4 года назад +19

      He’s a July baby. His birthday hasn’t come yet.

    • @sydneiaesthetics4965
      @sydneiaesthetics4965 4 года назад +6

      You’d be surprised with all the 12 year olds on my timeline on TikTok

    • @maddiegrace3342
      @maddiegrace3342 4 года назад +6

      Danielle Cohn but 100x worse.

  • @shelbyrae7060
    @shelbyrae7060 4 года назад +2750

    He literally has a child and he’s married so the fact that he was trying to act like he was 16 is even weirder. He’s married to Jamie, whose name is really Jameela and they have a kid!!

    • @seraphinw1
      @seraphinw1 4 года назад +626

      "Sweetie, I'm going to need you to STOP PRETENDING TO BE AN UNDERAGED BOY and pick up our kid from daycare at 2pm kthnxbye"

    • @sethhhgarcia1763
      @sethhhgarcia1763 4 года назад +60

      I confustion

    • @ArtisticallySpoken
      @ArtisticallySpoken 4 года назад +140

      WHAT!? SOURCES!?

    • @maria_____.
      @maria_____. 4 года назад +247

      so you're saying he's straight... ??

    • @redphoenixwitch2301
      @redphoenixwitch2301 4 года назад +46

      maria LMAO

  • @ElevenArcher333
    @ElevenArcher333 3 года назад +7

    DREW, WE NEED MORE UPDATE CORNER!!!!!!!!!!

  • @boohoobear2750
    @boohoobear2750 Год назад +4

    This Troy Becker and Paul Zimmer thing makes my brain hurt

  • @nicolebeecham4910
    @nicolebeecham4910 4 года назад +2095

    Danny: *Kneels the entire 16 minute video*
    *Not the hero we deserved, but the hero we needed*

    • @aristology6912
      @aristology6912 4 года назад +9

      Nicole Beecham I like your prof pic

    • @soph6064
      @soph6064 4 года назад +42

      kneeded

    • @itskindofemily
      @itskindofemily 4 года назад +18

      40 minutes!!!

    • @cryingtm7237
      @cryingtm7237 4 года назад +2

      ur pfp

    • @monarchatto6095
      @monarchatto6095 4 года назад +4

      This was actually close to an hour considering this is an edited vid. Salute to our funny homo sapien

  • @harambaethegorilla7875
    @harambaethegorilla7875 3 года назад +10483

    When he was a toddler and his parents went “here comes the airplane” they weren’t playin

  • @fernweh735
    @fernweh735 2 года назад +6

    Plot twist: Danny is actually Drew and Kurtis but in disguise. Kurtis and Drew are his stage names.

  • @henny4078
    @henny4078 4 года назад +2430

    Wait, so is he trying to say that he was actually an 11 year old pretending to be a 17/18 year old in the old youtube videos? Does he know what an 11 year old is?

  • @debasnata
    @debasnata 4 года назад +2308

    I haven't seen any comments about this so I'mma say this:
    *_Danny wear a yellow shirt today_*

  • @QueenBeeWasTaken
    @QueenBeeWasTaken Год назад +2

    13:25 he says psychopaths in reference to him pushing up the glasses by touching the lens with his nasty finger, in case u want closure

  • @mothman4168
    @mothman4168 3 года назад +3

    I put this video on a playlist too listen too while I sleep, so now in the middle of the night I’ll hear crunching sounds and remember ‘oh that’s just Danny’s knees breaking’

  • @audramorrison7086
    @audramorrison7086 4 года назад +1857

    This should be retitled “Danny hurts his knees to get mad at Paul Zimmer”

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 4 года назад

      RIEIRIRIEIIRIEU I just saw something very unpretty! I looked in the mirror! RIRIRIRIEIIRIR!!! But I am the cool RUclipsr with two hazardously hot girlfriends so it is all good! Thanks for you attention dear audra

    • @inkusdinkus
      @inkusdinkus 4 года назад +16

      @@AxxLAfriku who asked

    • @corenlavolpe6143
      @corenlavolpe6143 4 года назад +1

      A true hero.

    • @maiastorer7592
      @maiastorer7592 4 года назад +10

      It's drew though?

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 4 года назад +1

      @@inkusdinkus stop talking to me I'm famous