Horrifying Home Design 3 (w/ Chad Chad)
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Galvanized square steel beams and eco friendly wood veneers
Just like George Washington
WHY CAN'T I ESCAPE GALVANIZED SQUARE STEEL AND ECO FRIENDLY WOOD VENEERS 😭😭
And screws borrow from the aunt
Real
are these videos where that's from??? istg i've been hearing that like all week and i'm so confused lol
I just did the math, to have 1 billion babies for a single woman, it would take 937 and a half Centamillennials. Given if she were to have a litter of 8 children every 9 months. To achieve that number she would have to have started in the cretaceous period over 90 million years ago
I genuinely appreciate everyone doing the math in the comments
Wht if she used incubators? So she put her eggs in incubators everymonth and theoretically all of them developped healthily
She should outsource some of it to surrogates. Maybe even adoption!
@@kishinumaayumiI don’t think women even have a billion eggs tbh
@@Mfox2189 if she has the ability to live since before the evolution of man, I think her eggs are the least of our worries
1 billion children is approximately HALF the global population of children. This woman is the Spiders Georg of offspring.
Spiders Georg mention🗣️‼️
SPIDERS GEORG I LOVE YOU
can confirm, i am one of her children
don't make fun of my mom! 😢
SPIDERS GEORG MENTION OMG
joke all you want about the hoarder aunts, my dad went to stay with his aunt and came back with an antique civil-war era sword that he apparently found in a relative’s basement
can i hav it
@@pipndarner noh
wow that’s crazy lmao! my nana is a hoarder and she probably has so much cool stuff hidden in her house haha
can i hav it insted
@@pipndarner no i need it so when im having a bad day i can swing it around and regain my will to live
it's so relatable when lions come out of the ceiling into your shower. don't see many people talking about this.
yeah, ive been struggling to find people who talk about it
hmm yeah... but it's kinda controversial... 😕
It's such a common occurrence that it's hardly worth noting, for most people. I thought everyone knew this????
We need a Reddit page for this or a wiki how on how to stop it
For me, they always show up during the conditioning stage of the shower. Like I grab my conditioner bottle and BOOM, lion. Every time.
There's something about the caption "prioritize the needs of the 1 billion children" over the graphic of T-posing children uniformly going up an escalator that is sending me
@UTTP-142 I FOUND ONE
@UTTP-142 bot
12:21
For reference because these are Chinese made videos, aunt or auntie just means older women. Who usually because of how wealth is spread (in families there) , control the money or have factories etc.
This is a fun fact /gen
this tbh. i am ethnically chinese, often ‘aunty’ and ‘uncle’ are just polite ways to address an older family friend or stranger that acknowledges their seniority. so i might ask someone in the grocery store, something like _Hi Aunty, do you need help reaching that?_
unnecessary information but in poland and probably a lot of other european countries the same is true, but mostly for children. like a child might call their mother's friend aunty
I was looking for this comment, thank you 👍
Ok being Chinese made makes sense bcse the scripts sound like they were either AI generated or poorly translated from another language
a year later and the question still stands: did chad chad ever realize it was not “designed it” but rather “design edit”
She don’t read so good
She didn't have high study efficiency.
I’d unironically watch 500 episodes of this
I know right!!!! I love them both so much
I mean, the playlist is linked in the description. Personally I've only watched 436, but I also watch them as they get uploaded, so that's why I'm here.
500 episodes and the amount of kids increases every time
The replacement for Dhar Mann bingo: Horrifying Home Designn Bingo
these are literally my favourite videos from them
Their laughter (along with their gaslighting) brings me joy. I am glad this corner of the internet exists.
Well, I am off to bed in my prison cell made with square galvanised steal and I really hope that my other 999,999,997 siblings (unfortunately my family is two away from the design page's, and it's a large point of shame in our lives) don't snore as much as they usually do.
unfortunately, my family WAS featured in the design page's, and my father, David senior has perished due to an accident when he was martial-artsing his way through the ceilings of our family of 1,000,000,008's 789,909 story house. 🤧😞
@starzii_skullz oh, no! I am so sorry to hear that! I believe I read a similar story in the news about an accident like this. The only difference was that the father had no aunts and it turned out he was lying to his followers about where he got the supplies from. It's truly tragic how the truth was revealed after such a horrific incident. I am sorry for your loss.
@@moomoocow73 thank you........ and I believe that similar story you read was indeed the same one.. my dad got his resources from seventeen other women, and it turns out that he didn't have any siblings at all..... my siblings and I are constantly grieving his loss, but frowning upon his lies and secrecy..
11:56 There seem to be 20 beds per side, times 4 for each floor, 80 beds per floor. This building is 12,500,000 floors at a minimum. The Burj Khalifa has 163 floors and is 828 m (2,717 ft) to the last floor. We could use the standard definition of a "floor" which is 3 m generally, which fits well with this model. That would mean that this building is 37,500 km (23,301.42 miles) tall. For reference, the edge of space is around 100 km (62 miles) away from Earth. A low Earth orbit for a satellite is less than 2,000 km (1,242.74 miles). A geosynchronous or geostationary orbit is around 35,768 km (22,225.20 miles) away from Earth. The distance between the Earth and the Moon is ~384,400 km (238,855.09 miles), meaning this building would stretch roughly 1/10th of the way to the Moon.
Needs more floors
Build it
I love you
what he said
reminds me of that one phineas and ferb episode
as a home depot employee, i just wanted to make it clear that we do NOT get any kind of discount specifically for this reason
But the children! Won't someone think of the children!
Home Depot is the best, Lowe’s could never have that iconic bass riff!
@@jennatandy6272Nor the campaign donations to racist politicians!
That's unfortunate, it's not you're fault they had so many kids 😔🤚🏻
I gotta know - how many times did specifically someone's nephew have a billion children and use their discount before they made the rule? 😂
10:40 i love the implication that martial arts is a "long lost secret" like nobody does it anymore
to be fair it’s not often that we see people practice the art of flying on an eagle and destroying multiple floors of a skyscraper with their fist anymore
First rule of fight (martial arts) club
Tbf they definitly don't do martial arts like that anymore, if they ever did 😂
well i have yet to know of a martial art that summons an eagle and lets you break many ceilings in a row 🤔, so whatever that is, it's probably long lost
I love that it's not even a *specific* martial art or secret, it's "*the* long lost secret *of* martial arts" - that's not implied, it's quite direct!
All the specific ones must be fake, as martial arts *is* a long lost secret
i LOVE the idea that they thought it might be unrealistic that the first aunt would have all of these things so they introduced a second aunt that also had an unreasonable amount of things
can confirm i was the second aunt and i too, like the first aunt, tuck all my square galvanized steel bars into bed every night and read them bedtime stories and sing them lullabies
the gas station bit is a mistranslation bc the colloquial word for 'encouragement/encounraging' e.g. 'come on! you can do it!' is 'adding gas' (i.e. to your car). so I think confusius is there for moral support. and morning radio gymnastics is less gymnastics and more just a light exercise routine that is often broadcast at school or over public channels so people can get some light exercise in.
Neat! I love learning about idioms in other languages. Like all of humanity has most of the same concepts but we come up with so many different ways to describe the same things, and yet when translated they usually still make sense
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this is so interesting!! poor translations are always so fun. i love trying to decipher what they are actually trying to say
charvis chonson and jad jad?? 😍
Jadvis Jadson and Chard “Chard???
good ol CC and JJ
Blursed comment
Ja jo and cha cha
whY does youtube give me the option to translate this to english
omg bruh last week my aunt didn’t let me borrow any screws ☹️ I literally had to fit all three hundred of my kids with little John in a bunker with ONLY galvanized square steel and eco friendly wood veneers.
I hope you had space for your out of season bedding🙏
But did you ask your second aunt?
"screws" plural? You only need one
How many more screws, and galvanized steel squares down Marianna need to borrow from their 2nd aunt?
@@DeniseDuttonyes but she only had bookshelves ☹️
I love the "Designed it! ✅" joke so much, I was watching the first video earlier today and I love that it made a comeback. I especially love how the hashtag was probably meant to be design edit
Fun fact: The whole series is originated in China to promote a room design service called "Zhu Xiao Bang", (unsurprisingly) it also becomes a meme in Chinese speaking community
The most sad home designs are the ones where every object has 1000 functions because it is so expensive to live everywhere like your cabinet is a bed and somehow also a bathtub
i was thinking this 😭
Especially when they have to be illegally expanded with galvanized square steel and eco friendly wood veneers lol
@UTTP-142 what
@Hazzzy505 Just report them and don't give any attention
fr though, i love (truly small) tiny house design because they are often really creative and uh. relatable but it’s honestly a depressing thing that housing is such a problem that this is a niche in itself
i better see little john doing his ballet, galvanized square steel, eco-friendly wood veneers, screws from an aunt, and a mounted toilet!!!
@UTTP-142 what the fuck
Don't forget storage for out of season quilts and him smelly socks!
@@ElliEason-zy8vgits a bot, report and ignore it
@UTTP-142youre a loser
@@ElliEason-zy8vg Don't reply to the bots, it makes RUclips think it's a real person
Jarvis- “can’t drink sparkle water that mess up”
Danny somewhere- “something wrong”
can't drink sparkle water that mess up
@@glennycocoasomething wrong
@@MaddyPerez128 omg, maddy perez from the hit tv show, euphoria!!
New grindset motivation: pretend I’m competing with 999,999,999 siblings for the approval of superhuman, martial arts mastering, eagle-riding parents
I feel like Chad Chad puts Jarvis in a silly goofy mood and they're just so funny together
they do seem like really good friends
w pfp
theyre coming for danny and drew's shared throne as the next Commentary Comedy Duo
It’s cuz he’s wearing her merch
The way Jarvis giggles after "goodbyne" gives me life.
I was looking for a comment like this!!
Was coming to add this, it's just so genuine and instant that it's fucking adorable
“Where’s that from?” “That’s from us!” Literally so real
Jarvis and ChadChad's chemistry is off the charts! I love evey time they collab. Also something about the way Jarvis used to mention that Jarvis is his real name, vs ChadChad always reminding us that ChadChad isn't really her name. Just a cool opposite vibe.
Eco Friendly Wood Veneer son or Galvanized Square Steel daughter?
So basically an architect son or an engineer daughter? 😂
@@DGamingCuty nah he means would you rather f*ck wood thats vegan or f*cking steel
Screws borrowed from aunt
Galvanized Square Steel daughter 🥶
this video singlehandedly saved my marriage. thank you jarvis and chad chad
Aradiabot pfp nice
@@SamanthaLaurier ace aradia pfp nice ‼️
im so obsessed with the current era of galvanized square steel, eco friendly wood veneers, screws borrowed from aunt, and wall mounted toilet under the kitchen stove.
Little John worked so hard for all his whole life to buy this luxurious tiny studio room in NY. However after close inspection he realized the room wasn't even big to fit his own coffin. After that he decided to renovated. First destroy the walls to make the room more spacious. Next use galvanized square steel. Little John asks his aunt to provide him screws and a bed. After installing it add soft padding to the walls for extra confort. Install a toilet and make it a table so he can cook as well. Put a projector so he and his girlfriend can watch movies and install a cabinet using ecofriendly wood veeners to store off season clothes and daily weared clothes. At the end look at this beautiful and functional tiny room.
Apparently, there are 2.4 billion kids in the world, so she has 42% of the world's children lol
"It looks like SHIT"
"Well.. I wouldn't go that far.."
"I HATE it"
I love them just skipping right over the question of why the aunt had 100 mattresses, or the guy saying he was "borrowing" them?! 😂
The bedroom to barracks to prison to shopping mall to labyrinth evolution is fascinating.
I did the math on this. Apparently someone can have maximum 15 pregnancies in a lifetime, and maximum 9 babies per pregnancy is 135 babies per mother. This man had 741,000 baby mamas.
Thank you 🫡
I mean, he does seem like a catch, with his architectual and interior decorating skills, the knowledge of secret martial arts and being related to the owners of Home Depot
Genghis Khan core
Who determined someone can have a maximum of 15 pregnancies in a lifetime? Some people don't become infertile from menopause until their 50s and the earliest recorded onset of menstruation was at 2 years old. So theoretically that girl could've gotten pregnant 50 times. Like is it just the amount of eggs you're counting on? Not trying to be mean, just wondering how you determined that factor.
@@FrenkTheJoy a quick google search lol. i thought about using eggs to calculate but the number of viable eggs varies so much that it didn’t seem as reliable
Building a bedroom for a billion children would be the ultimate test of parental patience and interior design creativity.
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@@kommiekeegan Says the bot itself.
@@kommiekeegan says the bot
Having those one billion children is a test in itself
when the VO said "lost secret of martial arts" and the dude zooped straight up on an eagle i fuckin lost it
watching this while half asleep was definitely an experience
I did the same thing lol
Jarvis and Chad Chad videos feel like sitting in on a conversations w my cousins
The cousins that are slightly older than you so you feel like they're so cool compared to you (Like when you were 12 and they're 16)
The cool cousins
I hope this video was made with galvanized square steel beams and eco friendly wood veneers
With screws borrowed from his aunt
@@chloe-bp7is their second aunt, specifically.
@@DavidRYates-tk2tq I'm so sorry my mistake 💔
@@chloe-bp7is and an induction cooker!
@@chloe-bp7is dw the first aunt got them the mattresses
My roommates and I are renting a house. We found a "room" that is literally 4ft by maybe 5ft, with a single window and no shelves. We have no idea what it was supposed to be used for, but we made it a single person vibe closet
Where do you keep your tiger, though?
@rgs8970 Sadly we can't afford our own matter phasing tiger, so we have to share with the neighborhood. We get custody of him on Tuesdays
That Dad is really working overtime for his kids, what a great father to his billion children, we should all strive to be like him.
the addition of voiceover turns it from being a strange phenomenon to look at to the funniest thing i’ve seen in my life
1 million seconds equals 11 days; 1 billion seconds equals *32 years*
so dear god, that poor woman
20:44 lmao Jarvis really said "you can't domestic violence me I'm not a husband" 💀🤣
these two feel like they're siblings competing by doing unfunny bits at each other but it somehow averages out to hilarious
yessss obsessed with their chemistry, they have great comedic timing with each other
I've seen a lot of collabs in my day and it's funny how some people are just so extremely awkward with each other, but Jarvis and Chad Chad have really great friend chemistry.
Jarvis and Chad Chad are slowly descending into madness with each of these videos 💀
i like that the dad voice over says that his wife "enjoyed having children" like it's her hobby
I mean she had a billion so it must be
Chadx2 and Jarvis should collab more they're honestly my favorite duo ever
The reverb in a telephone booth really captures the children's song
It appears that every floor of the one billion children tower has spaces for 80 kids. That would imply that the building reaches a tenth of the way to the Moon. Coming down the ladder every morning from the top floor must be quite a journey.
😂😂😂
They should install a fireman's pole to speed up the process.
Dude, seriously, I TRULY laugh when you guys are together, keep doiiiiinnnng
wow 17 seasons already! it’s been quite the journey! love when you guys drop everyday
They fr need to do bingo for this
i would watch the hell out of that in my galvanized square steel bedroom. goodbine
My power just went out and we have been scrambling for an hour to find power for our incubator (with like 2 week incubated peacock eggs) and this was the best possible thing to see after figuring out that shitshow
Good luck to the little babies ❤❤❤ I hope they are born safw
Hope the peacock eggs are okay!
this made me realise I've never seen baby peacocks. im gonna google it now. hope your little peacocks will be good!
eta : omg. they're adorable. they're so adorable!
When I say peacock nobody bats an eyee but when I sat poopcock
Society….
Society goes CRAZY
The kids all being identical implies they were born together and I love that.
Give a man in a floral suit galvanized square steel beams, wood veneers, and a single expansion screw from his aunt and he can do anything.
Instructions unclear, got eco unfriendly wood veneers and now they are biting me
@@cringelord_67 hopefully your 1 billion children who you keep in a 0.5 square meter apartment on the 50th floor can help
i love chad chad and jarvis content, it fuels my soul
8 children is inconvenient but 100 is a work force
"Before I knew it, I had 100 children" RELATABLE AF
14:45 “David called his eagle and they got to work” 💀
why are the kids literally in prison outfits...
next video should be chadchad and jarvis trying to recreate this in the sims
8:34 Mr president, a second aunt has hit the tower
SHE HIT THE PENTAGON
SHE HIT THE FUCKING PENTAGONNN
AINT NO FUCKING WAY
I can't believe I was made a knuckle sandwich without my consent 😖😭 20:52
i literally think about “the water is tiger” joke every single day i desperately needed part 3
shoutout to galvanized square steel beams and eco friendly wooden veneers
Boo to circle steel beams
chad chad and jarvis johnson give off such lesbian and gay guy best friends vibe and i love it, they have a lot of chemistry together
22:27 HEHIHEHIHEHEHI 😭 we heart Jarvee man
The long awaited sequel to the hit horrifying home design series.
fun fact that I learned while going on a spiral that the "billion children" tiktok sent me on: if you were to adopt every orphan in the world, you wouldn't even have a fifth of a billion children
(you'd have about 135 million, so the rest would have to be homemade)
just borrowed some galvanized square steel beams, some eco friendly wood veneers and one screw from my aunt to make a drawer to store little John’s smelly socks
We all need to find ourselves a hoarder aunt. When my great-great-aunt passed, among junk like containers of pencil shavings, was a beige 1960s wool cape from Eaton’s, either barely or never worn. It’s the gem of my vintage-inspired closet.
IT IS NOT HORRIBLE
Not shit
but it sure is horrifying
jarvis and chadchad make me feel so welcome to pay attention
god, everytime we get a drip of ChadChad lore, it just adds so much
those design videos are so addictive, I love them
galvanized square steel better be in this video
YOO GALVANIZED SQUARE STEEL WAS IN THIS VIDEO 🔥🔥🔥🗣🗣🗣‼‼
Were using eco-friendly wood veneers with this one 🗣🗣🔥🔥@cher1e
SCREW BORROWED FROM AUNT 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Nice to see the continuation of this long standing weekly series that you and chad chad do.
Honestly I just admire the fact Jarvis had been committed to this whole GOLD thing for a good while
I love this series, haven't missed a single one of the 500+ episodes. Can't wait for the next one tomorrow!
I love Travis jorbson
Clicked on this thinking i was gonna rewatch a favorite video and its a new one? I'm rolling all 20's today baby
10:54 the banter is just so good
17:01 I waited for jarvis to acknowledge the cubone plush but alas he remained unaware😔
These are the types of rooms I make to torture my sims
I love the collab time. Also the intro always sounding so uncertain. Like is it REALLY free? Lol.
It’s taking a drastic toll
love the incredibly human dialogue at 20:23
7:41 not ChadChad doing the prison-joke and then a gang of dudes (children?) in striped costumes come marching 😂😂😂
GUYS help i hired jarvis and chad chad to design my home and they stuck me in the chimney and now im stuck
that's really scary i hope you're okay 🤹♀️🤹♀️
that sucks dude hope you're alright 🧙♂️🧙♂️
GALVANIZED STEEL² with screws borrowed from auntie
The complicity between Jarvis and Chad Chad is crazy, seeing them share jokes and talking is truly refreshing. It feels like they’ve known each other for a while and that’s nice.
I love that this series comes out every week, and there is definitely a whole bunch of episodes you can catch up on...
Is Jarvis the galvanized square steel to Chad chads eco friendly wood veneers
Wake up jarvis posted with Chad Chad‼️‼️
this is what i say to myself every morning
this is what i say to myself every morning
I love to see Jarvis and Chad Chad do videos together! They have great energy!
unironically though, some of those designs look pretty cool. like that kids room, i'd love tf out of that, just in darker tones. also a desk in every room because i'm anti-social.
currently getting arrested for dying my hair blue while in alabama, but can't stop that jarvis johnson grind