so it's come to my attention that the second I start making fun of the devil's voice around 2:30, a really soft static noise starts playing in the background. i did not add this in and it stops right when i stop making fun of the devil and in conclusion i will never sleep again.
the story of the man with babies falling on his head, is true, but they got a lot wrong, and that image is fake. So what happened was, a man was walking on the sidewalk, when suddenly a baby fell out of a window and landed on top of his head. He managed to stop the baby from dying, and the baby survived. Then one year later, he was walking on a different sidewalk, when a different baby fell out a window and on to his head. he also managed to save this baby, but the baby broke a lot of bones and stuff. The man was then nicknamed "The Baby Magnet". That is the real story.
The Troxler Effect is true. What they failed to mention though was the room has to be dim. Our brain tries to find things in the mirror so because of the shadows it goes “Hehehe spoopy shadow man”
6;37 is for real the best reality check. if ever im grappling w reality, i remember danny's 'i taught myself everything' logic and feel grounded again ♥
i am inside your walls. if you hear scratching or heavy breathing within the walls at night, go back to sleep as if nothing ever happened. see you at midnight. :)
@@negligible_realityhey maybe don’t say that to people who grapple with serious derealization issues or issues with delusions, i’ve dealt with some delusions before and it can be a terrible thing to say especially online where you cannot discern tone.
If you're reading the top reply at it's scaring you, just know nothing can really be in your walls. You probably have cavity wall insulation which leaves basically no room for a living thing. Even if there was something in there, it's kind of just trapped there. It's just dark in there and it can't exactly reach you. You're safe
The "Troxler Effect" is real, but it's nothing too extreme, it is mostly stuff like the shifting and distortion of facial features, it's more effective in the dark.
It's the foundation of the bloody Mary effect. It's why it's one of the better ghost/spirt/whatever illusions. It's actually "real" in the sense that what you see does distort and your brain does suddenly no longer conceive of it as a reflection until you move. There's good videos about it on youtbue. E: Oh yea also the whole bloody mary thing can "prime" you to expect to see something making it all the more likely
back in the day, there was a market for baby playpens that hung on the outside of your window like a planter. So that one is actually more believable than it seems.
@@kh6853 I think it may have been a depression era invention. My understanding is that it was mostly targeted at people living in very small city apartments, giving them a place for their baby to hang out and get "fresh air" without taking up valuable space inside. And if you figure the walls were very thin, putting the crying outside instead of inside where it bothered all your neighbors was probably a plus too. There are some pretty amazing b&w pics of these insane things online if you're interested in a new meme template lol
Imagine the baby’s skull making contact with the man’s skull. That would be like both having a baseball lobbed at their head. Do you know how anything works?
@@k3tr1n48 @K3tr1n4 but why should her , we all know it's true, but we don't ever look it up NEVER not, that we doubt it or anything like that... It's just not worth it. Because honestly, we all know it's true. and if one of us feel the need to check it out, that's mean he/she don't have enough confidence to take it as an absolute indisputable facts nor does he/she has enough trust in Danny's word. And both of these characteristics does not belong to one of us GREGS. it's more fitting for... 😱🤮CRAIGS🤮😱 and as you all know our motto in GREGS HQ: Which is something along the line of: "long live the glorious GREGS ,and may the CRAIGS burn in hell eternally"
3:03 Troxler effect is something real, but it’s not when you see a scary version of yourself in the mirror because your brain is bored! It’s when you look at a spot and focus on it, everything around it slowly vanishes and you only be able to see the spot you were focusing, unless you look somewhere else
Yeah one time i was staring at my self in the mirror and i slowly started smiling in like a disturbing way, im tempted to make a whattpad thing about it but its. Bad. But yeah I’ll probably do that- good bye now.
Gotta be honest, if the time traveler thing was public before 2018, and I happened to have a baby coming with the last name Beck… I’d name it Jaynou Oliver just to freak out the science community
There isn't a presidential election scheduled for 2082 anyway, unless the election system changes between now and then. That said, considering the conspiracy indicates the person will be the 56th president that also means that there are 12 presidents between now and then (including Trump and assuming no assassinations or other extenuating circumstances). Doing the math, that only allows for 4 two-term presidents between the current year and then. That's 8 one term presidents (a heck of a lot considering most in history have gotten two terms). Maybe we'll get lucky and Trump will be one of them, lol. Also, maybe we should be worried, haha. Why tell us only that one thing? Unless... maybe Jaynou is evil and becomes president because he is VP or further down the line of ascension and he assassinates the real president and everyone else before him in the hierarchy. That would explain the 2082 start date for his presidency... but not the word "elected" in the meme. Hm........ Have I wildly over thought a fake internet "fact"? Why yes, yes I have.
i’ve got paranoid personality disorder and the “what if you’re just hallucinating every other person” thought is a common delusion of mine. danny rationalizing it and saying it would be really cool if you taught yourself everything always makes me laugh and calm down, so i like to come back to this video every time i have an episode :P
shame on that time traveller for sharing random presidential trivia instead of the world-changing pandemic apocalypse that would commence in two short years
Its actually called “Troxler’s Fading” where if you stare at a particular thing for an extended period of time it seems to move Its an optical illusion
2:55 not kidding, this actually happens to me and I’ve heard it happens to other people. The left picture is a surprisingly accurate depiction of what the reflections look like.
do you think it might be some kind of diagnosis or something? not saying anything is wrong with you, i’m just asking if possibly it’s something like that, out of pure curiosity lol
Spooky season Danny theory: In 2017 Danny released a song entitled “Spooky boy”, at some point in the song Spooky boy refers to himself as “Spooky Guy”. If you didn’t know, in 2018 he released a sequel, this song was entitled “Spooky Guy”. In the song, Spooky Guy refers to himself as “Spooky Dude”. Therefore, Danny will be releasing a song known as “Spooky Dude” at some point this spooky season
I’m sorry but the image of Charles Darwin,a renowned explorer and scientist,sprinting through the jungle devouring every living thing in sight is so funny to me
@@Naktari the idea of stealing a comment is just dumb. People can have similar opinions and write it in the same comment section, yknow? By your logic, your comment is also stolen
its 10/9/23, its been four years. still love coming back and watching these old videos, so glad that danny has kept his content similar becuz i will never get tired of it!
The thing with the Bélmez faces was poorly explained in the post Danny found. It's not like the mayor one day came out of nowhere. The faces started appearing and the people in the house thought it was weird and cleaned them, but they kept on appearing. It creeped the owners of the house to the point the husband broke the floor, yes. But the whole thing with the mayor happened after a bunch of paranormal investigators went to the house and some newspapers covered the story. When the it blew up to the point all of Spain was going nuts about it, the mayor decided to order for the floor to be tested. I seem to recall that there was also a plot to attract tourism to the town involved and it ended up been proven that the faces were fake and made with some chemical. Like, the first faces were just a coincidence, but when they found it could be profitable they just made more. This is actually a huge urban legend in Spain. Not really creepy, but it is an interesting story.
The Troxler effect is "peripheral fading" - when your eyes fixate on a certain point of an image for too long, everything your eyes aren't focused on starts disappearing. The Instagram account that said that isn't wrong. The fading can cause distortion to your face, resulting in some humanoid monster.
Yeah, your face starts distorting. I read an article about it. Edit: sometimes people see their face mixed with an animal or even a figure behind them.
Sometimes it's distortion, deformations or monsters. It's all only when you look for like 10 mins,, but that's only if you focus on a spot and literally do nothing at all. Not look at how you look or anything like that. Just literally nothing but focus. But we look in the mirror everyday and nothing happens so it's cool unless if you want to try. Anyways I'd advice anyone from doing it, it's detrimental and not beneficial in anyway besides it's certainly in most cases traumatic to most people who tried this.
“they were so confident that no one would look it up” big talk coming from Danny “Greg is the fastest growing army on the internet please don’t look that up” Gonzalez
Wait a damn minute, if I actually was the only person on earth and my mind was just playing tricks on me, I created Danny. My mind is not capable of creating such a masterpiece of a human.
The thing with the mirror where you start to see something scary is actually real to an extent, but it's not because your brain is bored. It's when you stare at yourself for long enough in the mirror while in the dark, your brain starts getting paranoid and starts making you "see" scary stuff to fill in the darkness. I assume that this would intensify depending on what you believe or if you're scared of the dark.
If anyone's interested, I'm procrastinating a paper so I looked up all the facts to see which ones are true ! Sorry if i got any info wrong, im just going off wikipedia and my own knowledge ^^; 1. The Devil's voice thing never happened BUT there was a protest on that day against the vietnam war, in which people were beaten and attacked by riot police. One of the chants they sang as they were attacked was published under the name "August 29 1968" and apparently freaks some people out because of the voices in it. It was broadcasted on TV, so maybe that's what the "fact" is referencing? 2. The Troxler Effect is a real thing but it doesn't work that way!! You won't see a "scary" version of yourself, but you might see reflections of any bright light in your vision or sometimes certain patterns will change slightly or "move." It's just your brain balancing what stimuli to focus on basically. 3. The Russian boy is real, his name is Boriska Kipriyanovich. There is some weird circumstances around him that are true. Even as a toddler, he was incredibly gifted to the point of getting attention from scientists, and he claims that his extreme intelligence is caused by him being a "reborn martian pilot" (he's now in late teens or early twenties I think) which his mom believes because he has a huge fascination with space and apparently knows a suspicious amount about it, but there's nothing to prove he's not just a very gifted child. 4. Charles Darwin didn't really eat the animals for science, he was just a huge fanatic for exotic meat. He basically would eat any animal he hadn't had before, not just animals he caught. But he definitely did eat them. Apparently his favorite was a large rat of some sort. 5. A man named Joseph Figlock did catch two babies from windows a year apart, BUT they were different babies, different houses, and both him and the babies were injured. 6. The Belmez faces are real and there's a lot of cool articles and videos on them to check out if you're interested! 7. The alligator thing is real as well! A man named Tommie Woodward went to swim in a marina next to a restaurant and was begged to stop by staff, but he refused. There was a sign warning him of alligator attacks, but he ignored that too. During his swim, he suffered severe trauma from a bite and died before he was found later. 8. A Jamaican beach actually was stolen surprisingly. Coral Springs was a beach known for its white sand and thieves arrived with trucks and basically took the whole beach with them. You can read about it on the wikipedia page for "sand theft." 9. The electric chair was made by a dentist, but he was also a lot of other things, so it's kind of misleading. He worked as an engineer, steamboat mechanic, professor and inventor during his lifetime. He created it as a more humane way to euthanize dogs, but eventually turned it into a device for capital punishment. 10. A newspaper did a database search of both the country and the entire world and found no baby with the name Jaynou Oliver Beck, however a woman named Lynda Jenifer claims that she is related to a baby born on September 12th with the same name to parents who were unaware of the "time traveler's" claims. Hm. Gonna guess BS on that one. 11. Yeah the alien thing is BS sadly. Aldrin saw a "shiny" thing out the window of the spaceship that he got spooked by, but he then realized it was just sun's reflection. He referenced it on Reddit and conspiracy theorists jumped on it, despite him never claiming to have seen any kind of alien. EDIT: haha thanks guys but dont worry!! I finished my paper right after !! And also it didn’t take much time to do this , maybe a half hour or so? I knew a lot of them already and the other ones were pretty easy to find on wikipedia! :)
That beach thing is actually true. Or, well I'm not exactly sure where it happened but beach HAS been stolen more than once in recent years. Sand is becoming an increasingly rare and expensive resource because we need so much for cement and glass and are taking out way more than nature can replenish right now. So, as silly as it sounds, there are now criminal organizations that are literally stealing sand en masse and it's both destroying ecosystems AND is bad for the affected countries' economies. It's basically a sand mafia. So while you may think it sounds silly that someone could go to prison for "stealing a beach", it's actually a pretty major crime.
Only 90s kids will remember when this video was titled “scary stories that aren’t scary” like 3 hours ago Edit: Holy orca whales so many likes thanks guys!
I love how the Russian child said that there were tall aliens who breath co2 on a different planet. Sounds an awful lot like the Na’vi in avatar. Giant aliens who breath carbon dioxide on a different planet.
so it's come to my attention that the second I start making fun of the devil's voice around 2:30, a really soft static noise starts playing in the background. i did not add this in and it stops right when i stop making fun of the devil and in conclusion i will never sleep again.
Danny Gonzalez oh boy you’re cursed
Danny Gonzalez good job danny. live stream ur funeral pls /: love u
omg throw the whole devil away
Danny Gonzalez rip dude
Oh hell no
*Charles Darwin, breathing heavily, drenched in blood after eating every animal on the archipeligo:* "Survival... of... the fittest."
owen alioto r/cursedcomments
@@EEXPERIENDESCOOLEDICE that... Isn't how it works
kirbyfan1023 I know this isn’t reddit
i-
You- You- you cant do this
baby: * sees man walking*
ight imma head out.
The memes are looking good this year
YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO BE THIS FUNNYJDMSKSKDKDKSKKSKFMMFJFJCD
Lol copier
lol
Copykitty
Baby: * sees man outside *
Baby: *its mighty morphing time*
@weirdo on the internet shrek: DONKAYYYYY
YEAHHH XD
m o r p h
scarletfacee lol same that’s the first thing I noticed
oh sh*t im the 3k liker
the story of the man with babies falling on his head, is true, but they got a lot wrong, and that image is fake. So what happened was, a man was walking on the sidewalk, when suddenly a baby fell out of a window and landed on top of his head. He managed to stop the baby from dying, and the baby survived. Then one year later, he was walking on a different sidewalk, when a different baby fell out a window and on to his head. he also managed to save this baby, but the baby broke a lot of bones and stuff. The man was then nicknamed "The Baby Magnet". That is the real story.
Huh that's interesting
“landed on top of his head” i’m imagining the baby just flopping on his head like a towel would
That makes me happy that 2 babies survived.It’s not very scary coz I’m not a baby and my windows are very small lol
Too bad he didn’t get nicknamed the babe magnet.
where is this and why babies keep falling out the windows there
"When you stare at yourself you see a scarier version of yourself."
Danny sees drew
IttocsamA 23 💀
Drew:*see’s Danny*
Danny:well hello
Drew:HeLlO :)
Danny: 0.o
more like he sees craig
No no, Danny and Drew both see Kurtis
Drew sees John Mulaney
I was so scared After reading the alligator story, that I never went into an alligator's mouth for weeks.
So sad 😔 hope you’re in a better place now, one with more alligator mouths for you to crawl your way into 😚🥰
Holy crap man, only for weeks?
i'm still not jumping into alligator mouths because of that spine chilling story
@@kathleenbryan9830 yeah fr
I can't even look at an alligator now
Why would you do that anyway
Missing sand is terrifying, that’s why I count every grain of sand everyday all day, to make sure none are missing.
How many grains have you counted?
@@illegalpancakes9289 at least five
same...im on 10^60
@@the_floridian_human2603 EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK IM SO SCARED
@Cattail lord i don't know! But if we don't find it we're next in the chainsaw chair!
Here’s a scary story: I lost a sewing needle in my bed while watching this.
oh god, well i hope you find it :”D
Holy sht why would you say that that’s so scary!
good luck
Oh god, good luck
Gotta throw the whole bed out now
I’m upset when the “mayor” showed up it wasn’t Kurtis
Candace Nicole HAJDHWISBAJSBW SAME
Then again that would mean that Kurtistown is in Texas
Honestly
@@Ryan-td6bd 90% of the Florida man stuff is made up tho
@@fanfandom551 Yee Yee?
"Mr.Sandman stole all my sand."
~Danny Gonzalez 2019
Emily Du Toit and all his future Adsense for all of his now older videos
“Why are there so many quotes?”
~Cyprius
“Copyright strike him.” -UMG
Damn it sand man
danny: i’m too lazy to google it
also danny: makes a short film about the mayor stealing the floor
Just fact checked it. It's true 🥶
Boo
haunted by juice hi
It's called priorities
Goldy Locks I’m not going to I’m too lazy
The Troxler Effect is true. What they failed to mention though was the room has to be dim. Our brain tries to find things in the mirror so because of the shadows it goes
“Hehehe spoopy shadow man”
When the mom throws the baby out of the window
The mom: "bimbo flying, somebody catch her"
hahahahaha i got this
Lmfaooo oh yesss
what video is that from
@@ignbqsil from the "Swiped" review
I lol’d
Danny: *too lazy to google whether it’s true or not*
Also Danny: *makes a whole skit about it*
😂 I was gonna comment that but I checked to see if someone else did 😂 nice job
Sophia Bellini
@@laintripp yeah she commented the same thing 1 day after me and got all credits xD
Hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahaha yes he dum dum dum dum dum
s t o l e n
6;37 is for real the best reality check. if ever im grappling w reality, i remember danny's 'i taught myself everything' logic and feel grounded again ♥
i am inside your walls. if you hear scratching or heavy breathing within the walls at night, go back to sleep as if nothing ever happened. see you at midnight. :)
@@negligible_reality hope you dont mind mst3k repeats then lol
@@negligible_realityhey maybe don’t say that to people who grapple with serious derealization issues or issues with delusions, i’ve dealt with some delusions before and it can be a terrible thing to say especially online where you cannot discern tone.
@@negligible_realitypay rent or gtfo
If you're reading the top reply at it's scaring you, just know nothing can really be in your walls. You probably have cavity wall insulation which leaves basically no room for a living thing. Even if there was something in there, it's kind of just trapped there. It's just dark in there and it can't exactly reach you. You're safe
Kid: Oh, like the dead guy in our basement.
Dad: *Thought I got rid of that thing.*
*Mom walks Into the room* Wait, Whos that? I D O N T H A V E A M O M
I like how the devil only shut down the tv's in the US and nowhere else
we are the only ones who deserved it
We were doomed from the start
i like your pfp
It makes sense, we deserve it lol
@@mothman1657 thanks !!!!
The only thing that scares me is knowing there is an alternate universe out there where Danny's channel is called _Daniel Gonzalez._
Price Rowland :((((((
نتا
It gave me the hibby jibbies
There’s also an alternate universe where Danny makes another spooky boy song
AAAAAAAAAHHHHH
The "Troxler Effect" is real, but it's nothing too extreme, it is mostly stuff like the shifting and distortion of facial features, it's more effective in the dark.
Yeah I’ve seen it before but it’s honestly creepy
It's the foundation of the bloody Mary effect. It's why it's one of the better ghost/spirt/whatever illusions. It's actually "real" in the sense that what you see does distort and your brain does suddenly no longer conceive of it as a reflection until you move. There's good videos about it on youtbue. E: Oh yea also the whole bloody mary thing can "prime" you to expect to see something making it all the more likely
I’ve seen it happen bc I was dissociating while brushing my teeth and it’s really freaky tbh
The Martian one is scary because they probably wear size 13 nikes, men's size 13 nikes.
Lol
I understood and enjoyed this reference
lol I wonder how the weather is up there
AAAAAAAAAH!
Bruh the martians life must be so hard, why can't the martians find a species taller than them ugggh
Danny Gonzalez: mutters the word “sandman”
Danny Gonzalez: gets copyright striked
I miss the old outro but the new ones good too
Ice_ Butter1823 hey, no big deal, but his last name has two z
My last name is GONZALEZ and I hate it whenever people spell it with an S at the end. Just look at the channel name!.
The “s” and the end on Gonzalez that you put cracks me up
@@catfaceman1669 same
the true fear in Danny's eyes when he realized that he falsely stated that Charles Darwin ate the ass of finches.
Little Pringle's Channel that’s true actually
Atticus Finch
Jenifer Joseph who is Little Pringle’s channel
That’s correct for 500, Mark
fight or flight response
back in the day, there was a market for baby playpens that hung on the outside of your window like a planter. So that one is actually more believable than it seems.
Why would you want that?
@@kh6853 I think it may have been a depression era invention. My understanding is that it was mostly targeted at people living in very small city apartments, giving them a place for their baby to hang out and get "fresh air" without taking up valuable space inside. And if you figure the walls were very thin, putting the crying outside instead of inside where it bothered all your neighbors was probably a plus too.
There are some pretty amazing b&w pics of these insane things online if you're interested in a new meme template lol
Scary story: dolphin man not finding a new friend 😭
😖
NOOOO
*AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*
Omg really?! Your kidding 😭😭😭😭
oh
“What parent keeps chucking their baby out the window?”
Hera.
Hera: Y E E T U S , G R O W N F E T U S
Hera: BYE BYE HEPHAESTUS.
Diana Rosales Be Careful how you speak Foolish Mortals!
@Phoebus Apollo dude I thought you were cool
LMAOOO
Imagine waking up and someone stole the beach.
"MOM, WHERE'D THE BEACH GO?"
Imagine bro just...............water
Homie stole a chunk of the wholeass continental plate
“Yep this is mine now”
God dammit not again “MUM THE BEACH WAS STOLEN” “god dammit it’s the 10th TIME THIS WEEK”
I love that the story about the baby falling said that "the man survived" as if he could have been killed by a baby falling on him.
tbh i imagine i would probably die or be severely concussed if a 10lb 4oz human baby fell directly on my head at 5mph
I mean yeah he probably could have
@@candlecove7590 you know 5mph isn’t that fast right-
An 8 pound weight falling from an unspecified amount of stories onto someone’s head? Do you actually believe that would cause no damage? Jesus
Imagine the baby’s skull making contact with the man’s skull. That would be like both having a baseball lobbed at their head. Do you know how anything works?
"I'm a hoe for Halloween" alright Danny, I see the subtle hints
Hol Up
You got 669 likes.
Lol
boo
xXFloaty CloudsXx ah!
I cant help but almost go hysterical over the image of an old darwin sprinting through an island gorging on anything he sees
Me too
extinction speedrun
@Fuck You omg 🤣💀🤣🤣
Ikr
Darwin singlehandedly caused mass extinction.
Danny: Did they really think we wouldn’t look it up?”
Also Danny: “were the fastest growing army on RUclips don’t look it up”
But the fact said look it up and it was false, Danny says not to look it up and it is true
@Okay. Aye don’t look it up 🤦♀️😯
Okay. Aye that's cause it's true. but don't look it up
@@k3tr1n48 @K3tr1n4 but why should her , we all know it's true, but we don't ever look it up
NEVER
not, that we doubt it or anything like that... It's just not worth it.
Because honestly, we all know it's true. and if one of us feel the need to check it out, that's mean he/she don't have enough confidence to take it as an absolute indisputable facts nor does he/she has enough trust in Danny's word.
And both of these characteristics does not belong to one of us GREGS.
it's more fitting for...
😱🤮CRAIGS🤮😱
and as you all know our motto in GREGS HQ:
Which is something along the line of:
"long live the glorious GREGS ,and may the CRAIGS burn in hell eternally"
“Oh Frick not again, I call this one the chainsaw chair” had me dying💀💀
"I'm too lazy to look up if this is true"
*proceeds to write, act out, and record an entire sketch about if it was true*
😂
this comment has 666 likes
..lit
That guy that the baby kept falling on was probably just like
“Ugh it’s the baby again”
*tHe BaBy*
ugh 😑 it’s the baby 👶 again.
I'm dying 😹
Damn babys
It’s that time of year again...
3:03 Troxler effect is something real, but it’s not when you see a scary version of yourself in the mirror because your brain is bored! It’s when you look at a spot and focus on it, everything around it slowly vanishes and you only be able to see the spot you were focusing, unless you look somewhere else
Yeah I highly doubt that there is a psychological effect that can force your brain to reenact a scene from a cheesy old horror movie.
@@garbonzoscalliwag extremely helpful comment, thank you so much for your insight!
that happens to me when it's really dark at night.
@@mischiefmakerdewdrop same
Yeah one time i was staring at my self in the mirror and i slowly started smiling in like a disturbing way, im tempted to make a whattpad thing about it but its. Bad. But yeah I’ll probably do that- good bye now.
Gotta be honest, if the time traveler thing was public before 2018, and I happened to have a baby coming with the last name Beck… I’d name it Jaynou Oliver just to freak out the science community
Danny: "I'm too lazy too look it up though."
Also Danny: Makes a full on skit about it
he’s doing his best
brain: *makes me hear whispers cause it’s bored*
also my brain: oh my gosh was that a whisper :o
marsie lee and they were roommates
your brain : well yes, but actually no
OooOooooOooOoooOooOoooOooooOooooOoooOooOooOoOooooOooOoooOo
Baby: * sees man outside *
Baby: *_OH YEAH IT'S GO TIME_*
TRUST ME
“GO, GO, GO” or “3, 2, 1 DROP”!
Yuri daddy
HOOOOO YES
Acidic__ Alice101 123 GO if yah know what i mean
you're not as safe in an alligator's mouth as you might have thought...
Everyone’s TV’s: static murmur
The Devil: ASMR
"Hi, my name is the Devil and welcome to my youtube channel" 😅
the devils out here eating honeycomb what a legend 😔👊🏻
So the Devil invented ASMR? That’s it, ASMR is demonic!
@@zani2693noooo!!!!!!
“He would become president in 2082”
Well at least we know we’re making it past 2020
😂😂😂😂
Haha XD
*we won't all*
Fiona's Procreate Life I don’t think any of us will truly be alive
There isn't a presidential election scheduled for 2082 anyway, unless the election system changes between now and then. That said, considering the conspiracy indicates the person will be the 56th president that also means that there are 12 presidents between now and then (including Trump and assuming no assassinations or other extenuating circumstances). Doing the math, that only allows for 4 two-term presidents between the current year and then. That's 8 one term presidents (a heck of a lot considering most in history have gotten two terms). Maybe we'll get lucky and Trump will be one of them, lol. Also, maybe we should be worried, haha. Why tell us only that one thing? Unless... maybe Jaynou is evil and becomes president because he is VP or further down the line of ascension and he assassinates the real president and everyone else before him in the hierarchy. That would explain the 2082 start date for his presidency... but not the word "elected" in the meme. Hm........
Have I wildly over thought a fake internet "fact"? Why yes, yes I have.
Danny: *Makes fun of Instagram post saying look it up*
Also Danny: “Greg is the fastest growing nation. Don’t look that up.”
Well yeah he's saving us the time wasted.
Ya why look it up when its true
can we talk about how his hoodie matches his eyes like perfectly??
Autumn Roberts his eyes match literally everything it’s great
He took some eye extract
When your eyes are brown and none of your clothes can match your eyes
Hes very beautiful
Yes we will
i’ve got paranoid personality disorder and the “what if you’re just hallucinating every other person” thought is a common delusion of mine. danny rationalizing it and saying it would be really cool if you taught yourself everything always makes me laugh and calm down, so i like to come back to this video every time i have an episode :P
:D
Oh nice
I don’t actually know what paranoid personality disorder is, but I’m happy something is helping you with it
i’m so glad you have a coping mechanism that works well for you 🙂💛💛
Wait is that a disorder? I thought i was just crazy
Danny: sometimes they’re worded really poorly,
My mind: let’s together bath
Hi akaashi
rEfrIdGerAtEr ReFriDerAtOr
@@lillianruth9252 yes mummy yes mummy
AnY SauCEs
@@hailingfireandash yes mummy yes?are you on acid 😂
shame on that time traveller for sharing random presidential trivia instead of the world-changing pandemic apocalypse that would commence in two short years
What if... _he caused it by travelling back in time in the first place_ 😱
“the devil’s really shy”
hoW QuiRKy oF hiM 😝😝
He's a quirky king
We stan Lucifer
😝🤠😎
Danny obviously never watched supernatural
He’s a quirky ol fellow
Wife: *looks out window*
*sees man*
Wife: Honey.. go get the baby.
@@pondererofdumbshit2669 i was just gonna say the same thing
WAIT I GET IT NOW!
Oof
@@itsasecretmydude826 I don't get it please explain
XDDDDDDD
Its actually called “Troxler’s Fading” where if you stare at a particular thing for an extended period of time it seems to move
Its an optical illusion
Lizzy Baby no wonder why whenever I look at my ceiling it starts to move and that I’m not high all the time
PiggyCountIcecream nah brah, youre stoned😂😂😂
Lizzy Baby oh-
Lizzy Baby lmao my ceiling has a weird design so yea ig when i look at it too long it starts moving
Lizzy Baby this happens with my bathroom carpet
2:55 not kidding, this actually happens to me and I’ve heard it happens to other people. The left picture is a surprisingly accurate depiction of what the reflections look like.
do you think it might be some kind of diagnosis or something? not saying anything is wrong with you, i’m just asking if possibly it’s something like that, out of pure curiosity lol
Danny: I'm too lazy to google if the story is true
Also Danny: Does an entire 3 minute skit about the same story
Gosh I love him
Not to mention he googled something else after that lmao
He's so gaming
Sans Gaming
I read "daddy:I'm too lazy"
@@koldgold9733 so true
TVs: *shut down *
People: Ah Yes, clearly that’s satan
People: Yup, that's Satan all right! definitely not just a power cut or someone screwing around with the electricity! It's Satan! :D
Me: *likes comment*
lol
r u a boy
Maybe a Morgz video started playing.
We all know that it was a power cut
The troxler effect is misrepresented. It actually is that when you stare at a point for a while, the surrounding area will visually fade away
THANK YOU
Sounds like acid
After he read that I read your comment-
@@welshieranger4697 have you never taken a small dose before?
@@broxinaneonzasshu and it probably wouldn't be the mirror, but you that shat thyself
I love the little detail in 5:04 where there is a picture on the tv behind Danny
Kids see ghosts Kanye album
What? Where? I don't see a picture. /j
kids sing kids sing!
Me: *is freaked out*
Danny: *Trash talks it*
Me: *Isn't scared until the next one and the process repeats itself*
I feel you
Its Emma :} so me I feel like I should not be scared but I am
I gave you a like cuz your likes number was 444 and i wanted to ruin it
dude me
Are you like 8 or smth how is this scary
Spooky season Danny theory:
In 2017 Danny released a song entitled “Spooky boy”, at some point in the song Spooky boy refers to himself as “Spooky Guy”. If you didn’t know, in 2018 he released a sequel, this song was entitled “Spooky Guy”. In the song, Spooky Guy refers to himself as “Spooky Dude”. Therefore, Danny will be releasing a song known as “Spooky Dude” at some point this spooky season
Lamp Shark nice ted talk
Let me just grab my pencil sharpener
Agreed. I love having smart Greg members. You are truly Greg
Ooooh yess
Then after, spooky greg
I’m sorry but the image of Charles Darwin,a renowned explorer and scientist,sprinting through the jungle devouring every living thing in sight is so funny to me
It is a pretty funny image.
straight up stole and changed the comment above yours
If he was anything like how they portrayed him in Pirates band of the misfits (terrible movie btw) I can see it.
@@Naktari the idea of stealing a comment is just dumb. People can have similar opinions and write it in the same comment section, yknow? By your logic, your comment is also stolen
@@jocelynecupcake Pirates Band of Misfits is a good movie tho
its 10/9/23, its been four years. still love coming back and watching these old videos, so glad that danny has kept his content similar becuz i will never get tired of it!
16/3/24 and I'm back rewatching this too. sup Greg
sup greg, im still around B)@@froggarolli-Stolitz
Charles Darwin was just trying to get the Minecraft acheivement
Yea
all Species consumption any%
*Advancement get!* Eat or Be Eaten
🤔
@@Bongbongo Im pretty sure thats not any%, 100% would make more fuck that alligator
I almost started crying out of fear when the “Boo” came
boo
Wolfie AHHHH
AHHH
*AAAAHAHHAHHHAHHHHHHHH*
AAAAAAAAAAAH
*Guy just casually walking down the street*
Baby: It’s morphing time.
itsyaboi BIGD *morph by twenty one pilots starts playing*
Ben ten theme plays*
*im weezing*
Ugh, I hate it when my baby morphs
If u like Kendrick Earl Sweatshirt Joey Badass or Dragon ball z then u might like this.
ruclips.net/video/c8WxDZGJz3w/видео.html
Did anyone else see at 0:58 the hurricane video and realize it’s the same thing that happened with hurricane Milton? Milton also looked like a skull.
Oh my god was literally going to comment this, thank god im not theonly one!!
@@surrealsoup77 oh lol cool!
is everybody gonna ignore the fact that the search bar suggested “did buzz and woody kiss”?
When?
@@naufalgaming4800 14:17 -ish
And also “Did Buzz Aldrin pee on the moon”
Don’t forget “did buzz aldrin and Neil Armstrong get on?”
Yeah-
The thing with the Bélmez faces was poorly explained in the post Danny found. It's not like the mayor one day came out of nowhere.
The faces started appearing and the people in the house thought it was weird and cleaned them, but they kept on appearing. It creeped the owners of the house to the point the husband broke the floor, yes. But the whole thing with the mayor happened after a bunch of paranormal investigators went to the house and some newspapers covered the story. When the it blew up to the point all of Spain was going nuts about it, the mayor decided to order for the floor to be tested.
I seem to recall that there was also a plot to attract tourism to the town involved and it ended up been proven that the faces were fake and made with some chemical. Like, the first faces were just a coincidence, but when they found it could be profitable they just made more.
This is actually a huge urban legend in Spain.
Not really creepy, but it is an interesting story.
thats really interesting
R/woooosh
@@bunnybug3996 how is this a woooosh tho
This story is fake
@@CatsLoveeeMeh yeah, thats the point deadlyremote is making...
Danny: did they just assume no one would fact check this?
Also Danny: were the fastest growing army on RUclips. Don’t look that up.
We are the fastest growing army on the internet, I didn’t google it but Danny said so so it must be true
I looked it up and it’s true
@@goodname6845 gasp-
Fake Greg 😡😡😡
@@legallypumpkin no I’m a thicc wizard and actually look at it it’s true
Father said so which means its true.
9:42 that incident with the faces on the floor happened, it later only turned out the couple faked it.
Don’t you just hate it when your mayor steals the floor?
Peppa Pig it’s the worst
Happens only to often..
really sucks, he just can't get his own floor
Yeah he just won't stop. It's driving me insane
i thought i was the only one!
Fun fact: Charles Darwin didnt have pets. He had dinner.
Yh ik that
Me:Wait does ewok count as a pet
*Charles Darwin smashes through door*
Me:Oh oh god no noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooöooooooooooooooooo
@Draven White Fun fact: facts are fun without the fun and fact.
*Ppkjjjzaae*
*Got damn*
2019- Florida Man Disregards Warnings of Alligators, Immediately Dies to an Alligator
Florida man can't die
504 the tv flashes lol
Basically crawl
*screams*
By Fall Out Boy ft Mayday Parade
0:06 thank you danny. my son jas been in a coma for the past 4 months, and that was so scary he woke up out of fear for his life.
pov: you're a baby and you fell on me, your vampire dad
No
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
Baby: * chillin by window*
Man: * walks by*
Baby: Aight ima head out
Edit: Lol thanks for 7 likes
Luka The Bazooka This made me snort
lmaooo
Luka The Bazooka lol
Meirl
What’s up fatty
“Honey the mayor stole our floor again”
DAMMIT MAX NOT AGAIN I CANT KEEP BUYING NEW ONES
Ok I will get the gun now
Honey I stole the floor again
Honey: Wait wha-
*Falls into the minecraft abyss*
Seriously again? thats the fifth time this week.
not again thats been happening to me for 2 years
11:25 lmfao Phineas and Ferb stole it to make their backyard Beach
“Are we sure that this kid didn’t just see...
A _tree?”_
Dear Evan Hamilton I would like it but it has 69 likes...
Meghali Khule 99
OmG ANOTHER THEATRE KID--
Dad?
Dear Evan Hamilton ben platt
I might be a terrible person but the alligator thing was hilarious.
Rasin i agree
“BuT bE cArEFuL” that had me dead
Just replace "alligator" with "crocodile" then you got...
*Australia*
Same
Rasin same
“Mr. Sandman
Stole all my sand”
Madison Nicole i replayed
ruclips.net/video/70M90PGJ_ms/видео.html this fits
Bam bam bam bam
That made me laugh so hard. I replayed it like 5 times oh boy
Bum bum bum bum
12:09 fun fact right here: a dentist invented cotton candy lmao
AAAAAAAAAA
That baby one was so scary, i didnt drop any babies out the window for months
Heheh
Lol
Pfft-
Ha, I threw one out yesterday
Hol up
Charles Darwin: *exists*
Animals: *sweat nervously*
Chuckles, I'm in danger
*Oh shit I’m a dog now. Well, Woof woof*
Charles Darwin: I'm gonna do what they call a pro gamer move.
"nothing is scarier than missing sand"
- Danny, 2019
"Kids are dumb" - Danny 2019
Anakins dream
Hey, why does he call everyone Greg?
@@couragekarnga8735 it's what he calls is fan base. Why? No clue
Danny: “I guess this would be scary to me if i was-“
Ad: “SIMPLY PIANO?”
The Troxler effect is "peripheral fading" - when your eyes fixate on a certain point of an image for too long, everything your eyes aren't focused on starts disappearing.
The Instagram account that said that isn't wrong. The fading can cause distortion to your face, resulting in some humanoid monster.
THIS IS SO SCARY WHEN YOURE TRYING TO SLEEP AT NIGHT
Haha goodbye sleep
I always see an older version of myself and tbh it’s not that bad, I’m going to make an amazing grandma
Yeah, your face starts distorting. I read an article about it.
Edit: sometimes people see their face mixed with an animal or even a figure behind them.
Sometimes it's distortion, deformations or monsters. It's all only when you look for like 10 mins,, but that's only if you focus on a spot and literally do nothing at all. Not look at how you look or anything like that. Just literally nothing but focus. But we look in the mirror everyday and nothing happens so it's cool unless if you want to try. Anyways I'd advice anyone from doing it, it's detrimental and not beneficial in anyway besides it's certainly in most cases traumatic to most people who tried this.
“they were so confident that no one would look it up” big talk coming from Danny “Greg is the fastest growing army on the internet please don’t look that up” Gonzalez
Shut up you Craig
He says not to look it up because Danny isnt sponsored by google so Greg isnt shown whenever you look up the faster growing army on the internet
Craig
Salmon Pancakes
but look it up
it’s true
Damn Craig
Wait a damn minute, if I actually was the only person on earth and my mind was just playing tricks on me, I created Danny. My mind is not capable of creating such a masterpiece of a human.
That’s you, the protagonist, resisting the call to action.
Did anyone else hear a chuckle at 13:36 ?
Does that mean that you also wrote everything on the internet?
Why did you create my life filled with miseries?
What have i ever done to You???
GUNKY YOU CAN NOT DEAFET DANNY YOUR WEAK COMPLIMENTS WILL NOT PUT HIS GUARD DOWN
The thing with the mirror where you start to see something scary is actually real to an extent, but it's not because your brain is bored. It's when you stare at yourself for long enough in the mirror while in the dark, your brain starts getting paranoid and starts making you "see" scary stuff to fill in the darkness. I assume that this would intensify depending on what you believe or if you're scared of the dark.
"And then the mayor showed up and took the floor?"
*Laughing uncontrollably*
No more floor gang:(
@@ben-be7xj Yes poor floor :
I was dying of laughter
im glad he;s here to take the creepiness and anxiety off me
Floor gang is mayor
“He’s always making that face like 😛, like the dead face”
Someone is in love 💚
BonsaiHigh ... huh?
@@bonsaihigh Who? I think you're high, Mr. Bonsai.
@@bonsaihigh i am
BonsaiHigh I honestly don’t know how to respond to this lmao
If anyone's interested, I'm procrastinating a paper so I looked up all the facts to see which ones are true ! Sorry if i got any info wrong, im just going off wikipedia and my own knowledge ^^;
1. The Devil's voice thing never happened BUT there was a protest on that day against the vietnam war, in which people were beaten and attacked by riot police. One of the chants they sang as they were attacked was published under the name "August 29 1968" and apparently freaks some people out because of the voices in it. It was broadcasted on TV, so maybe that's what the "fact" is referencing?
2. The Troxler Effect is a real thing but it doesn't work that way!! You won't see a "scary" version of yourself, but you might see reflections of any bright light in your vision or sometimes certain patterns will change slightly or "move." It's just your brain balancing what stimuli to focus on basically.
3. The Russian boy is real, his name is Boriska Kipriyanovich. There is some weird circumstances around him that are true. Even as a toddler, he was incredibly gifted to the point of getting attention from scientists, and he claims that his extreme intelligence is caused by him being a "reborn martian pilot" (he's now in late teens or early twenties I think) which his mom believes because he has a huge fascination with space and apparently knows a suspicious amount about it, but there's nothing to prove he's not just a very gifted child.
4. Charles Darwin didn't really eat the animals for science, he was just a huge fanatic for exotic meat. He basically would eat any animal he hadn't had before, not just animals he caught. But he definitely did eat them. Apparently his favorite was a large rat of some sort.
5. A man named Joseph Figlock did catch two babies from windows a year apart, BUT they were different babies, different houses, and both him and the babies were injured.
6. The Belmez faces are real and there's a lot of cool articles and videos on them to check out if you're interested!
7. The alligator thing is real as well! A man named Tommie Woodward went to swim in a marina next to a restaurant and was begged to stop by staff, but he refused. There was a sign warning him of alligator attacks, but he ignored that too. During his swim, he suffered severe trauma from a bite and died before he was found later.
8. A Jamaican beach actually was stolen surprisingly. Coral Springs was a beach known for its white sand and thieves arrived with trucks and basically took the whole beach with them. You can read about it on the wikipedia page for "sand theft."
9. The electric chair was made by a dentist, but he was also a lot of other things, so it's kind of misleading. He worked as an engineer, steamboat mechanic, professor and inventor during his lifetime. He created it as a more humane way to euthanize dogs, but eventually turned it into a device for capital punishment.
10. A newspaper did a database search of both the country and the entire world and found no baby with the name Jaynou Oliver Beck, however a woman named Lynda Jenifer claims that she is related to a baby born on September 12th with the same name to parents who were unaware of the "time traveler's" claims. Hm. Gonna guess BS on that one.
11. Yeah the alien thing is BS sadly. Aldrin saw a "shiny" thing out the window of the spaceship that he got spooked by, but he then realized it was just sun's reflection. He referenced it on Reddit and conspiracy theorists jumped on it, despite him never claiming to have seen any kind of alien.
EDIT: haha thanks guys but dont worry!! I finished my paper right after !! And also it didn’t take much time to do this , maybe a half hour or so? I knew a lot of them already and the other ones were pretty easy to find on wikipedia! :)
I remember earing from the Belmez faces on the news or some stuff on TV a few years ago. It's actually quite interesting. I might read more about it
Thank you for your fact-checking service 🥇
HOW much time do you have?!
Holy shit this is great! Thank you so much!
Stop procrastinating. Your a gifted writer. Get your homework done son
10:37 I’m pretty sure this actually happened in Florida and it was “fuck dem gators” don’t wanna mess up mans last words✌🏻✨
danny saying october is his favorite month and now he’s expecting his first child in october 😭🫶
LOL oh well september is close
Wait what- he has a child now!?
11:17
*A beach was stolen*
Never thought I would hear those words together in a sentence
It sounded even more confusing to me because where I grew up, we only have rock beaches.
Welp bubbletea you made me want bubble tea again, even though we made it a week ago
At the beach, my glasses were stolen! There
a was stolen bEaCh?!
@Elvira Rocha
xD
“Mr. Sandman....
*stole all my sand* “
- Danny Gonzalez 2019
Eva Serinsky bom bom bom bom
Give me my sand back or I’ll turn you into hands
@11:47 if anyone’s wondering, like I was
Dirk Gently intensifies
I don’t like it very stinky
The scariest story is when someone thinks they’re truly Greg, but they turn out to actually be truly Craig
We must rid the world of craigs
My boggart 😱
I probably rewound that hilarious “man, FUCK!” at 10:20 about 1,020 times
Prisoner: “Why u in here”
Other prisoner: “I stole a beach”
respect to you man I’ve always wanted to steal a beach
That beach thing is actually true. Or, well I'm not exactly sure where it happened but beach HAS been stolen more than once in recent years. Sand is becoming an increasingly rare and expensive resource because we need so much for cement and glass and are taking out way more than nature can replenish right now.
So, as silly as it sounds, there are now criminal organizations that are literally stealing sand en masse and it's both destroying ecosystems AND is bad for the affected countries' economies. It's basically a sand mafia. So while you may think it sounds silly that someone could go to prison for "stealing a beach", it's actually a pretty major crime.
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HaichaoTeaLover stop
“CHARLES. ITS THAT MAN FROM A YEAR AGO.” “JUST THROW THE BABY OUT THE WINDOW AGAIN.” *YEET*
And that baby's name? jaynou oliver beck.
baby said “aight imma head out”
Only 90s kids will remember when this video was titled “scary stories that aren’t scary” like 3 hours ago
Edit: Holy orca whales so many likes thanks guys!
I was there
Plus the thumbnail
Actually I’m a 50’s kid and I saw it so...
Well I'm an 80s kid.
1880s.
I was there
I love how the Russian child said that there were tall aliens who breath co2 on a different planet. Sounds an awful lot like the Na’vi in avatar. Giant aliens who breath carbon dioxide on a different planet.