These Instagram Accounts Are Trying So Hard To Be Spooky

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  • Опубликовано: 13 янв 2025

Комментарии • 26 тыс.

  • @Danny-Gonzalez
    @Danny-Gonzalez  5 лет назад +68205

    so it's come to my attention that the second I start making fun of the devil's voice around 2:30, a really soft static noise starts playing in the background. i did not add this in and it stops right when i stop making fun of the devil and in conclusion i will never sleep again.

    • @captain.capybara
      @captain.capybara 5 лет назад +12597

      Danny Gonzalez oh boy you’re cursed

    • @sidneybloch9352
      @sidneybloch9352 5 лет назад +10570

      Danny Gonzalez good job danny. live stream ur funeral pls /: love u

    • @denizie
      @denizie 5 лет назад +9376

      omg throw the whole devil away

    • @Miahxdaphne
      @Miahxdaphne 5 лет назад +5760

      Danny Gonzalez rip dude

    • @Lily-je6ci
      @Lily-je6ci 5 лет назад +4976

      Oh hell no

  • @owen-cu6gr
    @owen-cu6gr 5 лет назад +6308

    *Charles Darwin, breathing heavily, drenched in blood after eating every animal on the archipeligo:* "Survival... of... the fittest."

  • @andrew-km8rw
    @andrew-km8rw 5 лет назад +4678

    baby: * sees man walking*
    ight imma head out.

  • @ikomadearest7871
    @ikomadearest7871 5 лет назад +7426

    Baby: * sees man outside *
    Baby: *its mighty morphing time*

    • @ri7591
      @ri7591 5 лет назад +28

      @weirdo on the internet shrek: DONKAYYYYY

    • @remadodo
      @remadodo 5 лет назад +8

      YEAHHH XD

    • @jordyn1902
      @jordyn1902 5 лет назад +10

      m o r p h

    • @starstruckbunny2
      @starstruckbunny2 5 лет назад +7

      scarletfacee lol same that’s the first thing I noticed

    • @imhereforfun1
      @imhereforfun1 5 лет назад +3

      oh sh*t im the 3k liker

  • @swigglyforce5215
    @swigglyforce5215 2 года назад +2420

    the story of the man with babies falling on his head, is true, but they got a lot wrong, and that image is fake. So what happened was, a man was walking on the sidewalk, when suddenly a baby fell out of a window and landed on top of his head. He managed to stop the baby from dying, and the baby survived. Then one year later, he was walking on a different sidewalk, when a different baby fell out a window and on to his head. he also managed to save this baby, but the baby broke a lot of bones and stuff. The man was then nicknamed "The Baby Magnet". That is the real story.

    • @nospoonfulofmayonnaiseforme
      @nospoonfulofmayonnaiseforme Год назад +76

      Huh that's interesting

    • @vivishii_
      @vivishii_ Год назад +332

      “landed on top of his head” i’m imagining the baby just flopping on his head like a towel would

    • @noonelooksatusers
      @noonelooksatusers Год назад +180

      That makes me happy that 2 babies survived.It’s not very scary coz I’m not a baby and my windows are very small lol

    • @RobertMcBride-is-cool
      @RobertMcBride-is-cool Год назад +124

      Too bad he didn’t get nicknamed the babe magnet.

    • @kreizix
      @kreizix Год назад +102

      where is this and why babies keep falling out the windows there

  • @xandram4715
    @xandram4715 5 лет назад +15144

    "When you stare at yourself you see a scarier version of yourself."
    Danny sees drew

    • @raz1338
      @raz1338 5 лет назад +41

      IttocsamA 23 💀

    • @isaac_suckz
      @isaac_suckz 5 лет назад +374

      Drew:*see’s Danny*
      Danny:well hello
      Drew:HeLlO :)
      Danny: 0.o

    • @talia4868
      @talia4868 5 лет назад +166

      more like he sees craig

    • @justwannafreefx9419
      @justwannafreefx9419 5 лет назад +195

      No no, Danny and Drew both see Kurtis

    • @johannaerl3050
      @johannaerl3050 5 лет назад +98

      Drew sees John Mulaney

  • @e.n8461
    @e.n8461 4 года назад +6973

    I was so scared After reading the alligator story, that I never went into an alligator's mouth for weeks.

    • @kathleenbryan9830
      @kathleenbryan9830 4 года назад +411

      So sad 😔 hope you’re in a better place now, one with more alligator mouths for you to crawl your way into 😚🥰

    • @cherrish1615
      @cherrish1615 4 года назад +264

      Holy crap man, only for weeks?
      i'm still not jumping into alligator mouths because of that spine chilling story

    • @cherrish1615
      @cherrish1615 4 года назад +29

      @@kathleenbryan9830 yeah fr

    • @inugamiwang9704
      @inugamiwang9704 4 года назад +113

      I can't even look at an alligator now

    • @yqbzrxs
      @yqbzrxs 4 года назад +8

      Why would you do that anyway

  • @basicallystevenuniverse511
    @basicallystevenuniverse511 4 года назад +8848

    Missing sand is terrifying, that’s why I count every grain of sand everyday all day, to make sure none are missing.

  • @muttofanopossum5639
    @muttofanopossum5639 2 года назад +3855

    Here’s a scary story: I lost a sewing needle in my bed while watching this.

    • @solarenoi
      @solarenoi 2 года назад +209

      oh god, well i hope you find it :”D

    • @Geothefrog5678
      @Geothefrog5678 2 года назад +145

      Holy sht why would you say that that’s so scary!

    • @cryingchild4209
      @cryingchild4209 Год назад +77

      good luck

    • @jayfeather2983
      @jayfeather2983 Год назад +67

      Oh god, good luck

    • @dingdawng
      @dingdawng Год назад +183

      Gotta throw the whole bed out now

  • @candacenicole7972
    @candacenicole7972 5 лет назад +9737

    I’m upset when the “mayor” showed up it wasn’t Kurtis

    • @lydiabachi7653
      @lydiabachi7653 5 лет назад +78

      Candace Nicole HAJDHWISBAJSBW SAME

    • @fanfandom551
      @fanfandom551 5 лет назад +265

      Then again that would mean that Kurtistown is in Texas

    • @user-sd1nf1cp2c
      @user-sd1nf1cp2c 5 лет назад +18

      Honestly

    • @tkorde8988
      @tkorde8988 5 лет назад +5

      @@Ryan-td6bd 90% of the Florida man stuff is made up tho

    • @pantrymonster
      @pantrymonster 5 лет назад +27

      @@fanfandom551 Yee Yee?

  • @idk_wtf_i_am_
    @idk_wtf_i_am_ 5 лет назад +1666

    "Mr.Sandman stole all my sand."
    ~Danny Gonzalez 2019

    • @grosebud4721
      @grosebud4721 5 лет назад +9

      Emily Du Toit and all his future Adsense for all of his now older videos

    • @slatt674
      @slatt674 5 лет назад +12

      “Why are there so many quotes?”
      ~Cyprius

    • @Neon-vh3pe
      @Neon-vh3pe 5 лет назад +5

      “Copyright strike him.” -UMG

    • @dweagon
      @dweagon 5 лет назад +1

      Damn it sand man

  • @gusqoi
    @gusqoi 5 лет назад +9387

    danny: i’m too lazy to google it
    also danny: makes a short film about the mayor stealing the floor

  • @iqbalbahar3583
    @iqbalbahar3583 Год назад +188

    The Troxler Effect is true. What they failed to mention though was the room has to be dim. Our brain tries to find things in the mirror so because of the shadows it goes
    “Hehehe spoopy shadow man”

  • @nataliemoreira6594
    @nataliemoreira6594 4 года назад +3420

    When the mom throws the baby out of the window
    The mom: "bimbo flying, somebody catch her"

  • @sophiab6239
    @sophiab6239 5 лет назад +4088

    Danny: *too lazy to google whether it’s true or not*
    Also Danny: *makes a whole skit about it*

    • @laintripp
      @laintripp 5 лет назад +10

      😂 I was gonna comment that but I checked to see if someone else did 😂 nice job

    • @miriamfuchs1065
      @miriamfuchs1065 5 лет назад +1

      Sophia Bellini

    • @paarthania3694
      @paarthania3694 5 лет назад +4

      @@laintripp yeah she commented the same thing 1 day after me and got all credits xD

    • @somekidwithacomputer2939
      @somekidwithacomputer2939 5 лет назад

      Hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahaha yes he dum dum dum dum dum

    • @convictivn
      @convictivn 5 лет назад +4

      s t o l e n

  • @informalnarwhals
    @informalnarwhals Год назад +205

    6;37 is for real the best reality check. if ever im grappling w reality, i remember danny's 'i taught myself everything' logic and feel grounded again ♥

    • @negligible_reality
      @negligible_reality Год назад +8

      i am inside your walls. if you hear scratching or heavy breathing within the walls at night, go back to sleep as if nothing ever happened. see you at midnight. :)

    • @informalnarwhals
      @informalnarwhals Год назад +22

      @@negligible_reality hope you dont mind mst3k repeats then lol

    • @sleepyrose69
      @sleepyrose69 Год назад +39

      ​@@negligible_realityhey maybe don’t say that to people who grapple with serious derealization issues or issues with delusions, i’ve dealt with some delusions before and it can be a terrible thing to say especially online where you cannot discern tone.

    • @yowieyahoo
      @yowieyahoo Год назад

      ​@@negligible_realitypay rent or gtfo

    • @project_letters
      @project_letters 10 месяцев назад +22

      If you're reading the top reply at it's scaring you, just know nothing can really be in your walls. You probably have cavity wall insulation which leaves basically no room for a living thing. Even if there was something in there, it's kind of just trapped there. It's just dark in there and it can't exactly reach you. You're safe

  • @elsypie9834
    @elsypie9834 5 лет назад +631

    Kid: Oh, like the dead guy in our basement.
    Dad: *Thought I got rid of that thing.*

    • @tree7887
      @tree7887 5 лет назад +3

      *Mom walks Into the room* Wait, Whos that? I D O N T H A V E A M O M

  • @user-fv3qj7xh6r
    @user-fv3qj7xh6r 4 года назад +8415

    I like how the devil only shut down the tv's in the US and nowhere else

  • @pricerowland
    @pricerowland 5 лет назад +13936

    The only thing that scares me is knowing there is an alternate universe out there where Danny's channel is called _Daniel Gonzalez._

  • @crystalgoddess4085
    @crystalgoddess4085 Год назад +232

    The "Troxler Effect" is real, but it's nothing too extreme, it is mostly stuff like the shifting and distortion of facial features, it's more effective in the dark.

    • @CrazyLion178
      @CrazyLion178 5 месяцев назад +3

      Yeah I’ve seen it before but it’s honestly creepy

    • @nexaentertainment2764
      @nexaentertainment2764 4 месяца назад

      It's the foundation of the bloody Mary effect. It's why it's one of the better ghost/spirt/whatever illusions. It's actually "real" in the sense that what you see does distort and your brain does suddenly no longer conceive of it as a reflection until you move. There's good videos about it on youtbue. E: Oh yea also the whole bloody mary thing can "prime" you to expect to see something making it all the more likely

    • @CassandraFae
      @CassandraFae 4 месяца назад +6

      I’ve seen it happen bc I was dissociating while brushing my teeth and it’s really freaky tbh

  • @izceray
    @izceray 5 лет назад +21784

    The Martian one is scary because they probably wear size 13 nikes, men's size 13 nikes.

    • @polariized
      @polariized 5 лет назад +148

      Lol

    • @addangel
      @addangel 5 лет назад +851

      I understood and enjoyed this reference

    • @angelvu
      @angelvu 5 лет назад +666

      lol I wonder how the weather is up there

    • @kitwarrior4life124
      @kitwarrior4life124 5 лет назад +60

      AAAAAAAAAH!

    • @belle6624
      @belle6624 5 лет назад +427

      Bruh the martians life must be so hard, why can't the martians find a species taller than them ugggh

  • @FightFlix_
    @FightFlix_ 5 лет назад +5477

    Danny Gonzalez: mutters the word “sandman”
    Danny Gonzalez: gets copyright striked

    • @AlekaiCottontail4711
      @AlekaiCottontail4711 5 лет назад +69

      I miss the old outro but the new ones good too

    • @maryy2077
      @maryy2077 5 лет назад +8

      Ice_ Butter1823 hey, no big deal, but his last name has two z

    • @catfaceman1669
      @catfaceman1669 5 лет назад +33

      My last name is GONZALEZ and I hate it whenever people spell it with an S at the end. Just look at the channel name!.

    • @taylrorol
      @taylrorol 5 лет назад +8

      The “s” and the end on Gonzalez that you put cracks me up

    • @benaronson2410
      @benaronson2410 5 лет назад +3

      @@catfaceman1669 same

  • @akiakichan
    @akiakichan 5 лет назад +1295

    the true fear in Danny's eyes when he realized that he falsely stated that Charles Darwin ate the ass of finches.

  • @micahfoley9572
    @micahfoley9572 Год назад +153

    back in the day, there was a market for baby playpens that hung on the outside of your window like a planter. So that one is actually more believable than it seems.

    • @kh6853
      @kh6853 Год назад +6

      Why would you want that?

    • @micahfoley9572
      @micahfoley9572 Год назад +34

      @@kh6853 I think it may have been a depression era invention. My understanding is that it was mostly targeted at people living in very small city apartments, giving them a place for their baby to hang out and get "fresh air" without taking up valuable space inside. And if you figure the walls were very thin, putting the crying outside instead of inside where it bothered all your neighbors was probably a plus too.
      There are some pretty amazing b&w pics of these insane things online if you're interested in a new meme template lol

  • @eyevee85
    @eyevee85 5 лет назад +3122

    Scary story: dolphin man not finding a new friend 😭

  • @bopha9276
    @bopha9276 4 года назад +3139

    “What parent keeps chucking their baby out the window?”
    Hera.

    • @embergacha7876
      @embergacha7876 4 года назад +196

      Hera: Y E E T U S , G R O W N F E T U S

    • @bopha9276
      @bopha9276 4 года назад +166

      Hera: BYE BYE HEPHAESTUS.

    • @phoebusapollo9269
      @phoebusapollo9269 4 года назад +41

      Diana Rosales Be Careful how you speak Foolish Mortals!

    • @bopha9276
      @bopha9276 4 года назад +35

      @Phoebus Apollo dude I thought you were cool

    • @parnikajaiswal3693
      @parnikajaiswal3693 4 года назад +12

      LMAOOO

  • @mono.isgtds
    @mono.isgtds 5 лет назад +2090

    Imagine waking up and someone stole the beach.

    • @fxx5970
      @fxx5970 5 лет назад +106

      "MOM, WHERE'D THE BEACH GO?"

    • @trevorbatchelor3269
      @trevorbatchelor3269 5 лет назад +51

      Imagine bro just...............water

    • @johnnydracaena6052
      @johnnydracaena6052 5 лет назад +64

      Homie stole a chunk of the wholeass continental plate

    • @ray-the-lame
      @ray-the-lame 4 года назад +6

      “Yep this is mine now”

    • @woomylover2006
      @woomylover2006 4 года назад +17

      God dammit not again “MUM THE BEACH WAS STOLEN” “god dammit it’s the 10th TIME THIS WEEK”

  • @skyhideaway
    @skyhideaway 2 года назад +933

    I love that the story about the baby falling said that "the man survived" as if he could have been killed by a baby falling on him.

    • @candlecove7590
      @candlecove7590 2 года назад +185

      tbh i imagine i would probably die or be severely concussed if a 10lb 4oz human baby fell directly on my head at 5mph

    • @Cowboy-Bi-bop
      @Cowboy-Bi-bop 2 года назад +87

      I mean yeah he probably could have

    • @thenonfurry
      @thenonfurry 2 года назад +11

      @@candlecove7590 you know 5mph isn’t that fast right-

    • @gilbert4394
      @gilbert4394 Год назад +102

      An 8 pound weight falling from an unspecified amount of stories onto someone’s head? Do you actually believe that would cause no damage? Jesus

    • @gilbert4394
      @gilbert4394 Год назад +38

      Imagine the baby’s skull making contact with the man’s skull. That would be like both having a baseball lobbed at their head. Do you know how anything works?

  • @tyrabarton6530
    @tyrabarton6530 5 лет назад +1398

    "I'm a hoe for Halloween" alright Danny, I see the subtle hints

  • @CutestDemon
    @CutestDemon 3 года назад +5308

    I cant help but almost go hysterical over the image of an old darwin sprinting through an island gorging on anything he sees

  • @fandomgodmother4903
    @fandomgodmother4903 5 лет назад +1443

    Danny: Did they really think we wouldn’t look it up?”
    Also Danny: “were the fastest growing army on RUclips don’t look it up”

    • @krisdoesart9643
      @krisdoesart9643 5 лет назад +49

      But the fact said look it up and it was false, Danny says not to look it up and it is true

    • @josie310
      @josie310 5 лет назад +1

      @Okay. Aye don’t look it up 🤦‍♀️😯

    • @krisdoesart9643
      @krisdoesart9643 5 лет назад +1

      Okay. Aye that's cause it's true. but don't look it up

    • @lotheeus
      @lotheeus 4 года назад

      @@k3tr1n48 @K3tr1n4 but why should her , we all know it's true, but we don't ever look it up
      NEVER
      not, that we doubt it or anything like that... It's just not worth it.
      Because honestly, we all know it's true. and if one of us feel the need to check it out, that's mean he/she don't have enough confidence to take it as an absolute indisputable facts nor does he/she has enough trust in Danny's word.
      And both of these characteristics does not belong to one of us GREGS.
      it's more fitting for...
      😱🤮CRAIGS🤮😱
      and as you all know our motto in GREGS HQ:
      Which is something along the line of:
      "long live the glorious GREGS ,and may the CRAIGS burn in hell eternally"

  • @ComacVRGoofy-mr9gu
    @ComacVRGoofy-mr9gu Год назад +78

    “Oh Frick not again, I call this one the chainsaw chair” had me dying💀💀

  • @sirprincesslulu
    @sirprincesslulu 5 лет назад +1040

    "I'm too lazy to look up if this is true"
    *proceeds to write, act out, and record an entire sketch about if it was true*

  • @robi1030
    @robi1030 4 года назад +3099

    That guy that the baby kept falling on was probably just like
    “Ugh it’s the baby again”

  • @Lampey22
    @Lampey22 3 года назад +4235

    3:03 Troxler effect is something real, but it’s not when you see a scary version of yourself in the mirror because your brain is bored! It’s when you look at a spot and focus on it, everything around it slowly vanishes and you only be able to see the spot you were focusing, unless you look somewhere else

    • @Nitrolord
      @Nitrolord 3 года назад +327

      Yeah I highly doubt that there is a psychological effect that can force your brain to reenact a scene from a cheesy old horror movie.

    • @Nitrolord
      @Nitrolord 3 года назад +264

      @@garbonzoscalliwag extremely helpful comment, thank you so much for your insight!

    • @mischiefmakerdewdrop
      @mischiefmakerdewdrop 3 года назад +68

      that happens to me when it's really dark at night.

    • @eden2918
      @eden2918 3 года назад +13

      @@mischiefmakerdewdrop same

    • @bluie495
      @bluie495 3 года назад +44

      Yeah one time i was staring at my self in the mirror and i slowly started smiling in like a disturbing way, im tempted to make a whattpad thing about it but its. Bad. But yeah I’ll probably do that- good bye now.

  • @witchychris5244
    @witchychris5244 Год назад +46

    Gotta be honest, if the time traveler thing was public before 2018, and I happened to have a baby coming with the last name Beck… I’d name it Jaynou Oliver just to freak out the science community

  • @oceanpearl10
    @oceanpearl10 5 лет назад +555

    Danny: "I'm too lazy too look it up though."
    Also Danny: Makes a full on skit about it

    • @jordyn1902
      @jordyn1902 5 лет назад +5

      he’s doing his best

  • @marsielee3032
    @marsielee3032 5 лет назад +577

    brain: *makes me hear whispers cause it’s bored*
    also my brain: oh my gosh was that a whisper :o

    • @dove4881
      @dove4881 5 лет назад +17

      marsie lee and they were roommates

    • @fxx5970
      @fxx5970 5 лет назад

      your brain : well yes, but actually no

    • @Mbxstudios
      @Mbxstudios 9 дней назад

      OooOooooOooOoooOooOoooOooooOooooOoooOooOooOoOooooOooOoooOo

  • @inactiveaccount2774
    @inactiveaccount2774 5 лет назад +1015

    Baby: * sees man outside *
    Baby: *_OH YEAH IT'S GO TIME_*

  • @rue11bc43
    @rue11bc43 Год назад +18

    you're not as safe in an alligator's mouth as you might have thought...

  • @fruityfish4623
    @fruityfish4623 5 лет назад +2297

    Everyone’s TV’s: static murmur
    The Devil: ASMR

    • @CristinaB228
      @CristinaB228 5 лет назад +75

      "Hi, my name is the Devil and welcome to my youtube channel" 😅

    • @anaisolivia145
      @anaisolivia145 5 лет назад +41

      the devils out here eating honeycomb what a legend 😔👊🏻

    • @zani2693
      @zani2693 9 месяцев назад +8

      So the Devil invented ASMR? That’s it, ASMR is demonic!

    • @Mbxstudios
      @Mbxstudios 9 дней назад

      ​@@zani2693noooo!!!!!!

  • @easterbunny8291
    @easterbunny8291 4 года назад +2195

    “He would become president in 2082”
    Well at least we know we’re making it past 2020

    • @luistowersss
      @luistowersss 4 года назад +13

      😂😂😂😂

    • @atmywhitson
      @atmywhitson 4 года назад +7

      Haha XD

    • @mike_wasosky5809
      @mike_wasosky5809 4 года назад +23

      *we won't all*

    • @erinjackson8119
      @erinjackson8119 4 года назад +11

      Fiona's Procreate Life I don’t think any of us will truly be alive

    • @TheMangomelon789
      @TheMangomelon789 4 года назад +35

      There isn't a presidential election scheduled for 2082 anyway, unless the election system changes between now and then. That said, considering the conspiracy indicates the person will be the 56th president that also means that there are 12 presidents between now and then (including Trump and assuming no assassinations or other extenuating circumstances). Doing the math, that only allows for 4 two-term presidents between the current year and then. That's 8 one term presidents (a heck of a lot considering most in history have gotten two terms). Maybe we'll get lucky and Trump will be one of them, lol. Also, maybe we should be worried, haha. Why tell us only that one thing? Unless... maybe Jaynou is evil and becomes president because he is VP or further down the line of ascension and he assassinates the real president and everyone else before him in the hierarchy. That would explain the 2082 start date for his presidency... but not the word "elected" in the meme. Hm........
      Have I wildly over thought a fake internet "fact"? Why yes, yes I have.

  • @thegraypaladin6650
    @thegraypaladin6650 5 лет назад +666

    Danny: *Makes fun of Instagram post saying look it up*
    Also Danny: “Greg is the fastest growing nation. Don’t look that up.”

    • @tsukarikaoru
      @tsukarikaoru 5 лет назад +9

      Well yeah he's saving us the time wasted.

    • @tiffanylauer2101
      @tiffanylauer2101 5 лет назад +8

      Ya why look it up when its true

  • @autumn5501
    @autumn5501 5 лет назад +917

    can we talk about how his hoodie matches his eyes like perfectly??

    • @SUMMONER917
      @SUMMONER917 4 года назад +33

      Autumn Roberts his eyes match literally everything it’s great

    • @l1ght775
      @l1ght775 4 года назад +17

      He took some eye extract

    • @evasmith3020
      @evasmith3020 4 года назад +15

      When your eyes are brown and none of your clothes can match your eyes

    • @heather2869
      @heather2869 4 года назад +5

      Hes very beautiful

    • @Holly123-i3b
      @Holly123-i3b 4 года назад +1

      Yes we will

  • @kiiddoskrap443
    @kiiddoskrap443 3 года назад +8476

    i’ve got paranoid personality disorder and the “what if you’re just hallucinating every other person” thought is a common delusion of mine. danny rationalizing it and saying it would be really cool if you taught yourself everything always makes me laugh and calm down, so i like to come back to this video every time i have an episode :P

    • @sweetsunia
      @sweetsunia 3 года назад +183

      :D

    • @a.a.g.h.1679
      @a.a.g.h.1679 3 года назад +139

      Oh nice

    • @obitouchihaswife9833
      @obitouchihaswife9833 3 года назад +555

      I don’t actually know what paranoid personality disorder is, but I’m happy something is helping you with it

    • @rainaricketts461
      @rainaricketts461 3 года назад +350

      i’m so glad you have a coping mechanism that works well for you 🙂💛💛

    • @vrpbk
      @vrpbk 3 года назад +86

      Wait is that a disorder? I thought i was just crazy

  • @ieatedgod
    @ieatedgod 4 года назад +4498

    Danny: sometimes they’re worded really poorly,
    My mind: let’s together bath

  • @GibusWearingMann
    @GibusWearingMann 2 года назад +58

    shame on that time traveller for sharing random presidential trivia instead of the world-changing pandemic apocalypse that would commence in two short years

    • @deuceydee3506
      @deuceydee3506 8 месяцев назад +3

      What if... _he caused it by travelling back in time in the first place_ 😱

  • @kayleewilson3540
    @kayleewilson3540 5 лет назад +9248

    “the devil’s really shy”
    hoW QuiRKy oF hiM 😝😝

  • @lilyrain8628
    @lilyrain8628 5 лет назад +1539

    Wife: *looks out window*
    *sees man*
    Wife: Honey.. go get the baby.

  • @2m8o15
    @2m8o15 5 лет назад +2115

    Its actually called “Troxler’s Fading” where if you stare at a particular thing for an extended period of time it seems to move
    Its an optical illusion

    • @piggycounticecream
      @piggycounticecream 5 лет назад +84

      Lizzy Baby no wonder why whenever I look at my ceiling it starts to move and that I’m not high all the time

    • @2m8o15
      @2m8o15 5 лет назад +51

      PiggyCountIcecream nah brah, youre stoned😂😂😂

    • @piggycounticecream
      @piggycounticecream 5 лет назад +5

      Lizzy Baby oh-

    • @blanketion7961
      @blanketion7961 5 лет назад +12

      Lizzy Baby lmao my ceiling has a weird design so yea ig when i look at it too long it starts moving

    • @reni5941
      @reni5941 5 лет назад +3

      Lizzy Baby this happens with my bathroom carpet

  • @larsonpiano6420
    @larsonpiano6420 Год назад +18

    2:55 not kidding, this actually happens to me and I’ve heard it happens to other people. The left picture is a surprisingly accurate depiction of what the reflections look like.

    • @Svp3rN0va-xoxo
      @Svp3rN0va-xoxo Месяц назад

      do you think it might be some kind of diagnosis or something? not saying anything is wrong with you, i’m just asking if possibly it’s something like that, out of pure curiosity lol

  • @yourteacher4105
    @yourteacher4105 4 года назад +1261

    Danny: I'm too lazy to google if the story is true
    Also Danny: Does an entire 3 minute skit about the same story
    Gosh I love him

    • @mainacc7624
      @mainacc7624 4 года назад +49

      Not to mention he googled something else after that lmao

    • @koldgold9733
      @koldgold9733 4 года назад +3

      He's so gaming

    • @faenene
      @faenene 4 года назад +1

      Sans Gaming

    • @rinolino2196
      @rinolino2196 4 года назад +1

      I read "daddy:I'm too lazy"

    • @pweesans2107
      @pweesans2107 3 года назад

      @@koldgold9733 so true

  • @jojosnans
    @jojosnans 5 лет назад +1719

    TVs: *shut down *
    People: Ah Yes, clearly that’s satan

    • @BFYFL13
      @BFYFL13 5 лет назад +26

      People: Yup, that's Satan all right! definitely not just a power cut or someone screwing around with the electricity! It's Satan! :D

    • @gachastuffz8705
      @gachastuffz8705 5 лет назад +1

      Me: *likes comment*

    • @srilakshminalamati5402
      @srilakshminalamati5402 5 лет назад

      lol
      r u a boy

    • @youtubesbastard
      @youtubesbastard 5 лет назад +4

      Maybe a Morgz video started playing.

    • @lilyreacts7988
      @lilyreacts7988 5 лет назад +1

      We all know that it was a power cut

  • @Lemilie
    @Lemilie 5 лет назад +722

    The troxler effect is misrepresented. It actually is that when you stare at a point for a while, the surrounding area will visually fade away

  • @heyitspsych
    @heyitspsych Год назад +16

    I love the little detail in 5:04 where there is a picture on the tv behind Danny

    • @womendiverter45
      @womendiverter45 8 месяцев назад +4

      Kids see ghosts Kanye album

    • @SillierPutty
      @SillierPutty 6 месяцев назад +1

      What? Where? I don't see a picture. /j

    • @marvin4925
      @marvin4925 5 месяцев назад

      kids sing kids sing!

  • @paulie_pauket
    @paulie_pauket 5 лет назад +671

    Me: *is freaked out*
    Danny: *Trash talks it*
    Me: *Isn't scared until the next one and the process repeats itself*

    • @exiginz
      @exiginz 5 лет назад +6

      I feel you

    • @paigechase3297
      @paigechase3297 5 лет назад +6

      Its Emma :} so me I feel like I should not be scared but I am

    • @rokafka
      @rokafka 5 лет назад +1

      I gave you a like cuz your likes number was 444 and i wanted to ruin it

    • @leahjk97
      @leahjk97 5 лет назад +1

      dude me

    • @cassi9858
      @cassi9858 5 лет назад

      Are you like 8 or smth how is this scary

  • @lampshark
    @lampshark 5 лет назад +750

    Spooky season Danny theory:
    In 2017 Danny released a song entitled “Spooky boy”, at some point in the song Spooky boy refers to himself as “Spooky Guy”. If you didn’t know, in 2018 he released a sequel, this song was entitled “Spooky Guy”. In the song, Spooky Guy refers to himself as “Spooky Dude”. Therefore, Danny will be releasing a song known as “Spooky Dude” at some point this spooky season

  • @th4nky0uf0rth3ven0m
    @th4nky0uf0rth3ven0m 2 года назад +3562

    I’m sorry but the image of Charles Darwin,a renowned explorer and scientist,sprinting through the jungle devouring every living thing in sight is so funny to me

    • @calowenby1654
      @calowenby1654 2 года назад +44

      It is a pretty funny image.

    • @Naktari
      @Naktari 2 года назад +16

      straight up stole and changed the comment above yours

    • @jocelynecupcake
      @jocelynecupcake 2 года назад +8

      If he was anything like how they portrayed him in Pirates band of the misfits (terrible movie btw) I can see it.

    • @Darin15846
      @Darin15846 2 года назад +41

      @@Naktari the idea of stealing a comment is just dumb. People can have similar opinions and write it in the same comment section, yknow? By your logic, your comment is also stolen

    • @giornogiovanna3477
      @giornogiovanna3477 2 года назад +10

      @@jocelynecupcake Pirates Band of Misfits is a good movie tho

  • @ha4tolover
    @ha4tolover Год назад +15

    its 10/9/23, its been four years. still love coming back and watching these old videos, so glad that danny has kept his content similar becuz i will never get tired of it!

    • @froggarolli-Stolitz
      @froggarolli-Stolitz 10 месяцев назад +2

      16/3/24 and I'm back rewatching this too. sup Greg

    • @ha4tolover
      @ha4tolover 9 месяцев назад

      sup greg, im still around B)@@froggarolli-Stolitz

  • @dr.zoidberg3928
    @dr.zoidberg3928 4 года назад +1583

    Charles Darwin was just trying to get the Minecraft acheivement

  • @untamed_seal
    @untamed_seal 5 лет назад +495

    I almost started crying out of fear when the “Boo” came

  • @365MRYOLO
    @365MRYOLO 5 лет назад +914

    *Guy just casually walking down the street*
    Baby: It’s morphing time.

    • @chiaraisanarwal9797
      @chiaraisanarwal9797 5 лет назад +5

      itsyaboi BIGD *morph by twenty one pilots starts playing*

    • @echogamer1871
      @echogamer1871 5 лет назад +3

      Ben ten theme plays*

    • @shitilostmyfish8367
      @shitilostmyfish8367 5 лет назад +1

      *im weezing*

    • @ferretsoda6690
      @ferretsoda6690 5 лет назад +3

      Ugh, I hate it when my baby morphs

    • @DONFOREVER
      @DONFOREVER 5 лет назад

      If u like Kendrick Earl Sweatshirt Joey Badass or Dragon ball z then u might like this.
      ruclips.net/video/c8WxDZGJz3w/видео.html

  • @Im_absolutlydone
    @Im_absolutlydone 2 месяца назад +10

    Did anyone else see at 0:58 the hurricane video and realize it’s the same thing that happened with hurricane Milton? Milton also looked like a skull.

    • @surrealsoup77
      @surrealsoup77 2 месяца назад +1

      Oh my god was literally going to comment this, thank god im not theonly one!!

    • @Im_absolutlydone
      @Im_absolutlydone 2 месяца назад +1

      @@surrealsoup77 oh lol cool!

  • @kurtis_town
    @kurtis_town 3 года назад +4836

    is everybody gonna ignore the fact that the search bar suggested “did buzz and woody kiss”?

  • @AGA-xz2mj
    @AGA-xz2mj 3 года назад +3741

    The thing with the Bélmez faces was poorly explained in the post Danny found. It's not like the mayor one day came out of nowhere.
    The faces started appearing and the people in the house thought it was weird and cleaned them, but they kept on appearing. It creeped the owners of the house to the point the husband broke the floor, yes. But the whole thing with the mayor happened after a bunch of paranormal investigators went to the house and some newspapers covered the story. When the it blew up to the point all of Spain was going nuts about it, the mayor decided to order for the floor to be tested.
    I seem to recall that there was also a plot to attract tourism to the town involved and it ended up been proven that the faces were fake and made with some chemical. Like, the first faces were just a coincidence, but when they found it could be profitable they just made more.
    This is actually a huge urban legend in Spain.
    Not really creepy, but it is an interesting story.

    • @remotemanreal
      @remotemanreal 3 года назад +75

      thats really interesting

    • @bunnybug3996
      @bunnybug3996 3 года назад +5

      R/woooosh

    • @remotemanreal
      @remotemanreal 3 года назад +198

      @@bunnybug3996 how is this a woooosh tho

    • @CatsLoveeeMeh
      @CatsLoveeeMeh 3 года назад +3

      This story is fake

    • @avaracicot5063
      @avaracicot5063 3 года назад +109

      @@CatsLoveeeMeh yeah, thats the point deadlyremote is making...

  • @legallypumpkin
    @legallypumpkin 4 года назад +1505

    Danny: did they just assume no one would fact check this?
    Also Danny: were the fastest growing army on RUclips. Don’t look that up.

    • @Christoph-ce4hj
      @Christoph-ce4hj 4 года назад +48

      We are the fastest growing army on the internet, I didn’t google it but Danny said so so it must be true

    • @goodname6845
      @goodname6845 4 года назад +15

      I looked it up and it’s true

    • @legallypumpkin
      @legallypumpkin 4 года назад +20

      @@goodname6845 gasp-
      Fake Greg 😡😡😡

    • @goodname6845
      @goodname6845 4 года назад +1

      @@legallypumpkin no I’m a thicc wizard and actually look at it it’s true

    • @JamesCharIes
      @JamesCharIes 4 года назад +10

      Father said so which means its true.

  • @Enelram31
    @Enelram31 3 месяца назад +6

    9:42 that incident with the faces on the floor happened, it later only turned out the couple faked it.

  • @shyyluv802
    @shyyluv802 5 лет назад +2055

    Don’t you just hate it when your mayor steals the floor?

    • @teresahowick5197
      @teresahowick5197 5 лет назад +25

      Peppa Pig it’s the worst

    • @doll1ly
      @doll1ly 5 лет назад +24

      Happens only to often..

    • @fxx5970
      @fxx5970 5 лет назад +21

      really sucks, he just can't get his own floor

    • @lemon_aidz5391
      @lemon_aidz5391 5 лет назад +19

      Yeah he just won't stop. It's driving me insane

    • @JenniferM0427
      @JenniferM0427 5 лет назад +13

      i thought i was the only one!

  • @dti6342
    @dti6342 4 года назад +3269

    Fun fact: Charles Darwin didnt have pets. He had dinner.

    • @gracemodeoof4676
      @gracemodeoof4676 4 года назад +5

      Yh ik that

    • @canyatellmehowtogettosesam6429
      @canyatellmehowtogettosesam6429 4 года назад +10

      Me:Wait does ewok count as a pet
      *Charles Darwin smashes through door*
      Me:Oh oh god no noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooöooooooooooooooooo

    • @doodledevore4374
      @doodledevore4374 4 года назад +26

      @Draven White Fun fact: facts are fun without the fun and fact.

    • @KB-nq8zb
      @KB-nq8zb 4 года назад +3

      *Ppkjjjzaae*

    • @randomkword
      @randomkword 4 года назад +4

      *Got damn*

  • @cameronyergeau7618
    @cameronyergeau7618 5 лет назад +1168

    2019- Florida Man Disregards Warnings of Alligators, Immediately Dies to an Alligator

  • @WayneSmith-g8h
    @WayneSmith-g8h 2 месяца назад +3

    0:06 thank you danny. my son jas been in a coma for the past 4 months, and that was so scary he woke up out of fear for his life.

  • @laneysflopera
    @laneysflopera 4 года назад +4427

    pov: you're a baby and you fell on me, your vampire dad

  • @lukathebazooka6518
    @lukathebazooka6518 5 лет назад +3267

    Baby: * chillin by window*
    Man: * walks by*
    Baby: Aight ima head out
    Edit: Lol thanks for 7 likes

  • @h_84
    @h_84 4 года назад +502

    “Honey the mayor stole our floor again”

    • @ryleyrudman6360
      @ryleyrudman6360 4 года назад +17

      DAMMIT MAX NOT AGAIN I CANT KEEP BUYING NEW ONES

    • @NeRvERaT
      @NeRvERaT 4 года назад +5

      Ok I will get the gun now

    • @Erra_Mortis
      @Erra_Mortis 3 года назад +1

      Honey I stole the floor again
      Honey: Wait wha-
      *Falls into the minecraft abyss*

    • @crispygaming7491
      @crispygaming7491 3 года назад +1

      Seriously again? thats the fifth time this week.

    • @sand8630
      @sand8630 3 года назад +1

      not again thats been happening to me for 2 years

  • @johnp2883
    @johnp2883 Год назад +9

    11:25 lmfao Phineas and Ferb stole it to make their backyard Beach

  • @dearevanhamilton
    @dearevanhamilton 5 лет назад +3911

    “Are we sure that this kid didn’t just see...
    A _tree?”_

  • @rasin847
    @rasin847 5 лет назад +449

    I might be a terrible person but the alligator thing was hilarious.

  • @imaprincess1999
    @imaprincess1999 5 лет назад +620

    “Mr. Sandman
    Stole all my sand”

    • @novakitty1220
      @novakitty1220 5 лет назад +1

      Madison Nicole i replayed

    • @Qe2egg
      @Qe2egg 5 лет назад

      ruclips.net/video/70M90PGJ_ms/видео.html this fits

    • @echofafelineartist5376
      @echofafelineartist5376 5 лет назад

      Bam bam bam bam

    • @av-va2315
      @av-va2315 5 лет назад

      That made me laugh so hard. I replayed it like 5 times oh boy

    • @bigmacboi1667
      @bigmacboi1667 5 лет назад

      Bum bum bum bum

  • @Charlie-d1q
    @Charlie-d1q Год назад +19

    12:09 fun fact right here: a dentist invented cotton candy lmao

  • @cy3504
    @cy3504 4 года назад +615

    That baby one was so scary, i didnt drop any babies out the window for months

  • @user-sd5kw1nt9c
    @user-sd5kw1nt9c 5 лет назад +715

    Charles Darwin: *exists*
    Animals: *sweat nervously*

    • @charitysellman5679
      @charitysellman5679 5 лет назад +24

      Chuckles, I'm in danger

    • @cheese1010
      @cheese1010 5 лет назад +3

      *Oh shit I’m a dog now. Well, Woof woof*

    • @Mrlaggy99
      @Mrlaggy99 5 лет назад +4

      Charles Darwin: I'm gonna do what they call a pro gamer move.

  • @squishemz427
    @squishemz427 5 лет назад +682

    "nothing is scarier than missing sand"
    - Danny, 2019

    • @corabeth465
      @corabeth465 5 лет назад +1

      "Kids are dumb" - Danny 2019

    • @melbruz
      @melbruz 5 лет назад +2

      Anakins dream

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 5 лет назад

      Hey, why does he call everyone Greg?

    • @nickypicky8821
      @nickypicky8821 5 лет назад +1

      @@couragekarnga8735 it's what he calls is fan base. Why? No clue

  • @mali9707
    @mali9707 2 года назад +6

    Danny: “I guess this would be scary to me if i was-“
    Ad: “SIMPLY PIANO?”

  • @qub1998
    @qub1998 4 года назад +843

    The Troxler effect is "peripheral fading" - when your eyes fixate on a certain point of an image for too long, everything your eyes aren't focused on starts disappearing.
    The Instagram account that said that isn't wrong. The fading can cause distortion to your face, resulting in some humanoid monster.

    • @TinyMafioso
      @TinyMafioso 4 года назад +51

      THIS IS SO SCARY WHEN YOURE TRYING TO SLEEP AT NIGHT

    • @rashelstottlemire4515
      @rashelstottlemire4515 4 года назад +17

      Haha goodbye sleep

    • @myusername1385
      @myusername1385 4 года назад +36

      I always see an older version of myself and tbh it’s not that bad, I’m going to make an amazing grandma

    • @galacticluminals717
      @galacticluminals717 4 года назад +20

      Yeah, your face starts distorting. I read an article about it.
      Edit: sometimes people see their face mixed with an animal or even a figure behind them.

    • @PlasticDoll.
      @PlasticDoll. 4 года назад +18

      Sometimes it's distortion, deformations or monsters. It's all only when you look for like 10 mins,, but that's only if you focus on a spot and literally do nothing at all. Not look at how you look or anything like that. Just literally nothing but focus. But we look in the mirror everyday and nothing happens so it's cool unless if you want to try. Anyways I'd advice anyone from doing it, it's detrimental and not beneficial in anyway besides it's certainly in most cases traumatic to most people who tried this.

  • @pascal9394
    @pascal9394 4 года назад +359

    “they were so confident that no one would look it up” big talk coming from Danny “Greg is the fastest growing army on the internet please don’t look that up” Gonzalez

    • @Kobaford
      @Kobaford 4 года назад +27

      Shut up you Craig

    • @salmonpancakes7008
      @salmonpancakes7008 4 года назад +18

      He says not to look it up because Danny isnt sponsored by google so Greg isnt shown whenever you look up the faster growing army on the internet

    • @sajnaarakkal7549
      @sajnaarakkal7549 4 года назад +5

      Craig

    • @hannahwowow
      @hannahwowow 4 года назад +4

      Salmon Pancakes
      but look it up
      it’s true

    • @carterbowley8529
      @carterbowley8529 4 года назад +3

      Damn Craig

  • @dinkygunky1582
    @dinkygunky1582 3 года назад +1234

    Wait a damn minute, if I actually was the only person on earth and my mind was just playing tricks on me, I created Danny. My mind is not capable of creating such a masterpiece of a human.

    • @ultimateempress1739
      @ultimateempress1739 3 года назад +50

      That’s you, the protagonist, resisting the call to action.

    • @josjoe792
      @josjoe792 3 года назад +20

      Did anyone else hear a chuckle at 13:36 ?

    • @ironwraith852
      @ironwraith852 3 года назад +9

      Does that mean that you also wrote everything on the internet?

    • @josjoe792
      @josjoe792 3 года назад +13

      Why did you create my life filled with miseries?
      What have i ever done to You???

    • @astajurkute4392
      @astajurkute4392 2 года назад +3

      GUNKY YOU CAN NOT DEAFET DANNY YOUR WEAK COMPLIMENTS WILL NOT PUT HIS GUARD DOWN

  • @Mx.muffin
    @Mx.muffin Год назад +17

    The thing with the mirror where you start to see something scary is actually real to an extent, but it's not because your brain is bored. It's when you stare at yourself for long enough in the mirror while in the dark, your brain starts getting paranoid and starts making you "see" scary stuff to fill in the darkness. I assume that this would intensify depending on what you believe or if you're scared of the dark.

  • @dr.alexei8894
    @dr.alexei8894 4 года назад +993

    "And then the mayor showed up and took the floor?"
    *Laughing uncontrollably*

  • @abigailprovost3031
    @abigailprovost3031 5 лет назад +604

    “He’s always making that face like 😛, like the dead face”

    • @bonsaihigh
      @bonsaihigh 5 лет назад +2

      Someone is in love 💚

    • @anyalaASMR
      @anyalaASMR 5 лет назад +1

      BonsaiHigh ... huh?

    • @missundies
      @missundies 5 лет назад

      @@bonsaihigh Who? I think you're high, Mr. Bonsai.

    • @john-ui5ee
      @john-ui5ee 5 лет назад

      @@bonsaihigh i am

    • @abigailprovost3031
      @abigailprovost3031 5 лет назад

      BonsaiHigh I honestly don’t know how to respond to this lmao

  • @aliensarerealbaby
    @aliensarerealbaby 5 лет назад +866

    If anyone's interested, I'm procrastinating a paper so I looked up all the facts to see which ones are true ! Sorry if i got any info wrong, im just going off wikipedia and my own knowledge ^^;
    1. The Devil's voice thing never happened BUT there was a protest on that day against the vietnam war, in which people were beaten and attacked by riot police. One of the chants they sang as they were attacked was published under the name "August 29 1968" and apparently freaks some people out because of the voices in it. It was broadcasted on TV, so maybe that's what the "fact" is referencing?
    2. The Troxler Effect is a real thing but it doesn't work that way!! You won't see a "scary" version of yourself, but you might see reflections of any bright light in your vision or sometimes certain patterns will change slightly or "move." It's just your brain balancing what stimuli to focus on basically.
    3. The Russian boy is real, his name is Boriska Kipriyanovich. There is some weird circumstances around him that are true. Even as a toddler, he was incredibly gifted to the point of getting attention from scientists, and he claims that his extreme intelligence is caused by him being a "reborn martian pilot" (he's now in late teens or early twenties I think) which his mom believes because he has a huge fascination with space and apparently knows a suspicious amount about it, but there's nothing to prove he's not just a very gifted child.
    4. Charles Darwin didn't really eat the animals for science, he was just a huge fanatic for exotic meat. He basically would eat any animal he hadn't had before, not just animals he caught. But he definitely did eat them. Apparently his favorite was a large rat of some sort.
    5. A man named Joseph Figlock did catch two babies from windows a year apart, BUT they were different babies, different houses, and both him and the babies were injured.
    6. The Belmez faces are real and there's a lot of cool articles and videos on them to check out if you're interested!
    7. The alligator thing is real as well! A man named Tommie Woodward went to swim in a marina next to a restaurant and was begged to stop by staff, but he refused. There was a sign warning him of alligator attacks, but he ignored that too. During his swim, he suffered severe trauma from a bite and died before he was found later.
    8. A Jamaican beach actually was stolen surprisingly. Coral Springs was a beach known for its white sand and thieves arrived with trucks and basically took the whole beach with them. You can read about it on the wikipedia page for "sand theft."
    9. The electric chair was made by a dentist, but he was also a lot of other things, so it's kind of misleading. He worked as an engineer, steamboat mechanic, professor and inventor during his lifetime. He created it as a more humane way to euthanize dogs, but eventually turned it into a device for capital punishment.
    10. A newspaper did a database search of both the country and the entire world and found no baby with the name Jaynou Oliver Beck, however a woman named Lynda Jenifer claims that she is related to a baby born on September 12th with the same name to parents who were unaware of the "time traveler's" claims. Hm. Gonna guess BS on that one.
    11. Yeah the alien thing is BS sadly. Aldrin saw a "shiny" thing out the window of the spaceship that he got spooked by, but he then realized it was just sun's reflection. He referenced it on Reddit and conspiracy theorists jumped on it, despite him never claiming to have seen any kind of alien.
    EDIT: haha thanks guys but dont worry!! I finished my paper right after !! And also it didn’t take much time to do this , maybe a half hour or so? I knew a lot of them already and the other ones were pretty easy to find on wikipedia! :)

    • @itsLukacore
      @itsLukacore 5 лет назад +9

      I remember earing from the Belmez faces on the news or some stuff on TV a few years ago. It's actually quite interesting. I might read more about it

    • @osllq9355
      @osllq9355 5 лет назад +41

      Thank you for your fact-checking service 🥇

    • @maybelater7101
      @maybelater7101 5 лет назад +12

      HOW much time do you have?!

    • @messofabeing9392
      @messofabeing9392 5 лет назад +13

      Holy shit this is great! Thank you so much!

    • @Readzboox
      @Readzboox 5 лет назад +36

      Stop procrastinating. Your a gifted writer. Get your homework done son

  • @Peachessssss13
    @Peachessssss13 Год назад +23

    10:37 I’m pretty sure this actually happened in Florida and it was “fuck dem gators” don’t wanna mess up mans last words✌🏻✨

  • @sydneyatkins6757
    @sydneyatkins6757 Год назад +29

    danny saying october is his favorite month and now he’s expecting his first child in october 😭🫶

  • @bubbletea6077
    @bubbletea6077 4 года назад +374

    11:17
    *A beach was stolen*
    Never thought I would hear those words together in a sentence

    • @snflwrchan8019
      @snflwrchan8019 4 года назад +9

      It sounded even more confusing to me because where I grew up, we only have rock beaches.

    • @gabslife1523
      @gabslife1523 4 года назад +6

      Welp bubbletea you made me want bubble tea again, even though we made it a week ago

    • @r4ven22
      @r4ven22 4 года назад +3

      At the beach, my glasses were stolen! There

    • @Maukiki
      @Maukiki 4 года назад +2

      a was stolen bEaCh?!

    • @Maukiki
      @Maukiki 4 года назад

      @Elvira Rocha
      xD

  • @aries7369
    @aries7369 5 лет назад +599

    “Mr. Sandman....
    *stole all my sand* “
    - Danny Gonzalez 2019

    • @laurenquinn4716
      @laurenquinn4716 4 года назад +8

      Eva Serinsky bom bom bom bom

    • @medic1204
      @medic1204 4 года назад +8

      Give me my sand back or I’ll turn you into hands

    • @pisketti
      @pisketti 4 года назад +3

      @11:47 if anyone’s wondering, like I was

    • @davidbosy4275
      @davidbosy4275 4 года назад

      Dirk Gently intensifies

    • @caseym4007
      @caseym4007 4 года назад

      I don’t like it very stinky

  • @JakeCuster
    @JakeCuster 5 лет назад +185

    The scariest story is when someone thinks they’re truly Greg, but they turn out to actually be truly Craig

  • @cellytron
    @cellytron 2 года назад +39

    I probably rewound that hilarious “man, FUCK!” at 10:20 about 1,020 times

  • @jacobhaire4364
    @jacobhaire4364 5 лет назад +608

    Prisoner: “Why u in here”
    Other prisoner: “I stole a beach”

    • @sarahg6458
      @sarahg6458 5 лет назад +6

      respect to you man I’ve always wanted to steal a beach

    • @sleepysera
      @sleepysera 5 лет назад +5

      That beach thing is actually true. Or, well I'm not exactly sure where it happened but beach HAS been stolen more than once in recent years. Sand is becoming an increasingly rare and expensive resource because we need so much for cement and glass and are taking out way more than nature can replenish right now.
      So, as silly as it sounds, there are now criminal organizations that are literally stealing sand en masse and it's both destroying ecosystems AND is bad for the affected countries' economies. It's basically a sand mafia. So while you may think it sounds silly that someone could go to prison for "stealing a beach", it's actually a pretty major crime.

    • @elizabethhope5868
      @elizabethhope5868 5 лет назад +5

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      ˢᵗᵒˡᵉ ᵃˡˡ ᵐʸ ˢᵃⁿᵈ

    • @sarahg6458
      @sarahg6458 5 лет назад

      HaichaoTeaLover stop

  • @melaniemichael4457
    @melaniemichael4457 5 лет назад +222

    “CHARLES. ITS THAT MAN FROM A YEAR AGO.” “JUST THROW THE BABY OUT THE WINDOW AGAIN.” *YEET*

  • @Foogul
    @Foogul 5 лет назад +3149

    Only 90s kids will remember when this video was titled “scary stories that aren’t scary” like 3 hours ago
    Edit: Holy orca whales so many likes thanks guys!

  • @VincentCivitano
    @VincentCivitano Год назад +13

    I love how the Russian child said that there were tall aliens who breath co2 on a different planet. Sounds an awful lot like the Na’vi in avatar. Giant aliens who breath carbon dioxide on a different planet.