NEVER DO ANYTHING AT 3AM (Jaystation Reaction)
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- Опубликовано: 11 июн 2018
- Don't even think about doing anything at 3 AM. Are you crazy? That's when spooky scary crazy stuff happens! You don't wanna end up like this guy ImJaystation. He's always doing challenges at 3 am and the most spooky creepy things happen to him! OMG! You're not gonna believe this! Gone Wrong! Uh oh! Zoinks!
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the fact that people think this shit is real makes me genuinely upset
Same
Same
Same
Same
When I was little I used to believe in it, I’m so ashamed I did now, like I literally had nightmares from his videos XD
“I can’t raise my arm”
His arm: 👋👇☝️🤞🤟👋🖖🤌👏🙌
BRUH IK HE JUST RAISED IT AFATER HE SAID THA T SHANNDKND
i just posted the samd comment🤣
I have yet to watch this video and this makes it look like his arm grew another hand because of the last emoji
What is the 🤌 symbol? Am on a laptop. There are hand emojis. What is the box for?
@@r00b27 Spoiler: It did
I’m surprised no one is talking about how sinister it is that Jaystation explicitly told his audience of children that if they wanted the voodoo doll to work, they’d have to cut themselves and put their blood inside it. And then immediately after, he shows them that “it works” when he feels the pokes that his friend makes.
FR!!
yeah!! like he said “DNA”, so he could’ve just said he spit on it or something, which kids do all the time anyway
or even just like their hair which is still a bit much but like its better than telling toddlers who love you to cut themselves for something that “really works”
Exactly!! I'm shocked nobody is talking about this
THIS didn’t EVEN CROSS MY MIND OH MY LORD-
I love how he put “gone wrong” in the title of the voodoo doll video, because what exactly would a “headless voodoo doll challenge” gone RIGHT look like???
😭😭😭
lol
News report: Man found dead in house, no head. A doll with no head was seen on table, assumed to be a voodoo doll, assumed his death happened.
Last video was called “Don’t do the headless voodoo doll challenge at 3 AM.”
Don’t look at the news at 3 AM.
well clearly the gone right is when his head falls off becasue that's what was supposed to happen
Gone right would be if he'd actually died and never posted another video
Three things
1. Does his grandma know he’s there
2. Is she trying to sleep
3. Yeah he’s getting left out of the will
IM GLAD SOMEONE ELSE NOTICED ITS LIKE 3 AM AND HES YELLING LIKE HELL AND HIS POOR GRANDMAS PROBABLY TRYING TO SLEEP LMAO
Dumbledore: “how often do you get hunted down by a magical mouse”
Snape: “ALWAYS”
Poor Grama
Rando Anime Person *_Grama_*
Absolutely
“SEW IT BACK ON.”
“ARE YOU SURE?”
He really asked if he wanted his head sewn back on.
"Are you sure?!"
"Actually, nevermind. Being decapitated isn't that bad"
@@floralnoodle fr
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@@peppy_youtube5946 fr fr fr?
I simply cannot imagine people like Jaystation having an average conversation with a real human being I am astounded that people like this have friends and partners.
FOR REAL!!!
This comment aged well! Just goes to show how insightful OP is!
Seems there are even more retarded people on this planet then what we thought
Hopefully he's normal off camera 😂
@@riskyronaldTurns out he was not 😅 Drew Gooden has a good video on it
The 3 a.m. guy: "Hey I want' Jesus Phone number!"
Pope: "Stop calling me and get some help, son!"
XD
this did not age well
@@mentalretardation69420 💀
haha
@@pitiantifriz the pope died
**DO NOT CALL CHINESE RESTAURANT AT 3AM!!! (OMG HE CAME TO MY HOUSE!!!) (THEY GAVE ME FOOD) (GONE SEXUAL) (NOT CLICK BAIT!!)**
I'm so scared are you ok 🥺😎😰😎😓🧐😰😱😲😰😰😞😼😼😼😽👽👽💙💟💘😾💖😭😩😱👺😢😓 five year olds in a nutshell
I mean, it isn’t click bait.
OMG WHAT DID YOU ORDER 🐵🐳🐵🐳🐵🐳🐵🐳🐵🐳🐵🐳🐵🐳🐵🐳🐵🐳🐵🐳🐵🐳
Oh no, it can’t be
*(THEY HAD PRETTY DECORATION OMG OMG OMG)*
He's that one character in horror movies that dies before the movie even starts.
Silent Rose he dies while the commercials
He is the character who dies at the very beginning to introduce the monster
@@kaleighmellor7353 oh shit you right😂 my mistake, dude
True as fuck
THICK DINO NUGGET GANG FOR LIFE
Love how Jaystation is more traumatized by seeing candles than being hunted by a serial killer lol
to be fair, seeing mickey mouse do something crazy and then reasoning, "does he have powers? okay i've actually seen him wearing a wizard outfit before so that makes sense" is extremely funny
"i can't raise my arm anymore"
*flails arm around aggressively*
galaxy mind. CLICKBAIT 🧐
Yeah I tought I was the only one who was annoyed by that
Glad I’m not the only one who did notice
@@Vwemmy oof you almost have 666 likes
I waz gonna do this comment but then i saw yours and people would bully me for copying and being a furry
The words: "I've face timed everyone from Jesus to santa claus" is probably the funniest thing I've ever heard
@Hayden Hamill ok 7 year old I actually suffer from depression and people with real depression don’t just say out loud we keep it to ourselves
@Hayden Hamill how do you know he has sadness and not depression, you literally just said you don’t have depression lmao
@Hayden Hamill since you said it was a joke
@Hayden Hamill *society made me this way 😔😔😔😔😔😔😚😚😟😔😔😋🥳😛😔😔😔😚😔😔😣😔😣😔😣😔😔😔*
@Hayden Hamill depression is a mental illness that has many other symptoms than just being sad for no reason. I am not saying you for sure don’t have it, but it’s way more complicated than that.
"Why did he Google the time?"
Well judging by what one of his exes said about him buying blackout curtains to make it seem like it's 3am at any hour of the day, I'd wager he googled that once, screenshotted it, and just pulls that up every time he wants to show it's 3am. Guarantee that 95% of his videos aren't filmed anywhere near 3am.
i was waiting for someone to say this. notice how we couldn’t see what he searched or the time in the corner of his phone
He 100% made up that tutorial on phone numbers so his army fanbase of 6 year olds start spam calling asking for Mickey Mouse’s number as revenge 😭
fuck
DO NOT look at the moon and sun simultaneously while singing the Star Spangled Banner backwards twice in a boat! (Gone wrong) (Actually died) (Barely survived) (Gone sexual)
DONT TRY AT 3AM (FOUND DEAD BODY IN BOAT)
Literally this dude
Lol
You forgot at 3am
@@Fitxh i wrote it
jay: i can’t even lift my arm
his arm: 🔽🔽🔽🔼🔽🔼➡️🔼➡️🔼➡️🔽🔽🔼🔽↗️🔽⬇️🔼↘️🔽↘️➡️⬇️↗️🔼↘️🔼↘️⏪⬇️⬇️⏪⬇️↗️↗️↗️🔽➡️⬇️⬇️➡️
Am I the only one who tried doing this with my arm 😅
🔼🔽🔼🔽🔼🔽🔼🔽🔼🔽🔼🔽🔼🔽🔼🔽🔼🔽🔼🔽🔼🔽🔼🔽🔼🔽🔼🔽🔼🔽🔼🔽🔼🔽🔼🔽🔼🔽🔼🔽🔼🔽🔼🔽🔼🔽🔼🔽🔼🔽🔼🔽🔼🔽🔼🔽🔼🔽🔼🔽🔼🔽🔼🔽🔼🔽🔼🔽🔼🔽🔼🔽
I literally hurt my arm and now I can’t lift my arm up and it is my right arm and I am right handed can use my hand but when I try to lift it up it hurts
stolen
@@shalomjonas1179 nope
As someone who has seen my fair share of 3AMs, these are absolutely hilarious now that I’m older. One video scared me when I was younger, but it was the actual suddenness of the Furbie showing up and not anything else.
These videos used to scare me when I was 12 and I believed everything on the internet. Very embarrassing phase, but now I just laugh at the videos I used to believe
what annoys me the most is how many times he says "guys", it could turn into a drinking game
Lmao, You'd die within the first three minutes D:
after just one video you probably get liver poising tbh
i love how he's more scared of mickey mouse than a serial killer
but Mickey Mouse is scary tho
Dellsk yea his EYE fell out
Brooke Hall he should do a video with Sam an Colby an be around actually spirits real ouji board shit I’d be he’s cry
Jaystation: "hey whats up guys crazy story im actually being chased by a serial killer right now"
Also Jaystation: "OH MY GOD A PLUSH MOUSE JUST TOUCHED MY NECK OH MY GOD IM GONNA DIE"
@@issacherry8598 trueee
Jay: my arm is all cut up I can’t even raise my arm
*raises arm*
fr- 💀
No one can stop Jaystation, he is all powerful.
*also proceeds to flail it about through the whole video*
666th like
699
9:45 Jay: I can't even raise my arm anymore guys.
Also jay: Proceeds to raise his arm up to his chin, and holds camera.
As a kid (4-5 years old), I would watch RUclips videos, most of the time without parents. I watched a LOT of this guy. I like to think it was the reason for most of my paranoia at the time and for a while I was always looking over my shoulder. I'm sure it sounds stupid, I mean- this guy isn't even scary, but to a 5 year old it was like watching illegal torture tapes.
dude I'm so sorry that happened to you. JayStation basically profits off the exploitation of his younger audience like this, and the worst part is that basically nobody knows about it. Everyone knows to restrict R-rated movies to kids, but no one really cares about the horrific stuff that's on this platform. I hope your paranoia/anxiety gets better :)
@@supernovaxs9480 ❤❤❤
Lol get therapy
@@maddieb.4282 lmao I can't afford it, but this also did happen a while ago, when I was younger, so it doesn't really affect me very much anymore 😘
Jay: “I can’t even move my arm”
Also Jay: _throws up several gang signs with said arm_
jezz
@Claire Murphy hawt
Several gang members then took out JayStation (ignore that he’s still uploading unfortunately)
Edit: nvm I went to check and he hasn’t uploaded in 4 months
Edit edit: he’s got another channel that’s still uploading..... fuck
@@Dgero when will he stop...
@@jokeer722 when is the heat death of the universe
Do NOT disrespect Robert the haunted doll. Not because he’s a haunted doll or anything. He’s just really self conscious. It could seriously hurt his feelings. Don’t do it.
LaurelBelle lmao
*that is true*
Ikr!
YES STOP ROBERT BULLIES
@laurelbelle apparently his owner was a four year old called gene. Gene blamed all of the things HE did on Robert..
Now Robert is in a mueseum and you cannot take pictures of him. Its bad luck and you will apparently feel pain in your legs. =D.
I feel bad for the people trying to sleep in that hotel and just hearing some grown man yelling about micky mouse
Just realized that at 6:36, his friend says "I dont wanna be reliable for anything" when he means he doesnt want to be "LIABLE" 😂
Why isn't anyone talking about how they were screaming while his grandma was trying to sleep
Danilo_Pro I was thinking this while watching. Like, have some respect for grandma... smh 🤦🏻♀️
Why is nobody talking about Robert? It’s a real haunted doll that. Gives any person that disrespects it bad luck, so.. Danny now has bad luck.
Danilo_Pro I thought the same thing
She's probably used to their dumb shit.
I'm so mad about your pfp. Why steal from Stryder7x?
POV: I’m your serial killer Mickey Mouse boyfriend and I snuck into your house at 3 am because you wouldn’t pick up the phone baby
You better watch out for my vampire dad. I’m with the boss, after all.
YES *Y E S*
This one sentence activated my fight or flight instinct
@@Bea-xl9rb don’t you mean your “flight or flight response. Because it makes me wanna get out of here or get the FUCK out of here!”
@@ChucklateChip oh and my ex Batman
9:44 "I am still cut and I can't even raise my arm anymore!" He says while raising his arm
10:55 obviously a ploy to annoy Disneyland because he got kicked out of Disney
LMFAOO I THOUGHT THAT
That is possibly the most HORRIBLE Mickey Mouse impression I have ever heard.
I can agree with that.
IKR lol 😂
*best
Agreed,
That’s the mick mice bruh swear gaoed
imagine being in the hotel room next to him while he is screaming about mickey mouse
I would wonder if he’s mentally ok, and if my parents had heard him, we would’ve left the hotel.😀
@The Overrated Channel *F* that! 😂 Why should *I* have to change hotels at 3am cuz *his* inconsiderate self? I woulda called front desk and raised heck til I got *him* kicked out the hotel for being noisy af at 3AM 💁🏼♀
@@Griselda_Puppy it’s not actually at 3am
honestly I think the weirdest part for me is watching one of his friend operate Mickey with like a string or whatever, I’d probably: A, wake up, B, hear this, C, look out the door, and D, see someone just moving a Mickey Mouse doll yelling “I’m bEhiNd yOU!” like an idiot.
@@Simplifried i totally agree lol
9:45 "I just got all cut up, I can't even raise my arm anymore."
*proceeds to raise arm*
Edit: holy I got 283 likes on this comment at the time of typing this thank you all
Edit 2: man 333 likes that's crazy bro
Lol
Are you saying this guys content is fake? Unbelievable.
@@screencriminal1973 lol
*proceeds to get a profile picture*
@@yesyse35874 *not*
This gives me an idea for a video game, where you play as an actual demon or ghost trying to hunt down annoying RUclipsrs with varying levels of difficulty. A tuber like JayStation would be easy mode or the tutorial level.
Please make this an actual game because it sounds amazing lol
@@geekgirl_luv4262 Honestly? I've been wanting to learn to code for a long time, so I might make this a little one-off someday soon.
Mickey Mouse keeps hitting me up at 3am :/
OMGracie 11905 he hit you wit that 'wyd bigheadddd 😝😝😝😝😝😝 hoohoo'
🎶One, don't pick up the phone
You know he's only calling 'cause he's drunk and alone
Two, don't let him in
You'll have to kick him out again
Three, don't be his friend
You know you're gonna wake up in his bed in the morning
And if you're under him
You ain't getting over him🎶
Omg you guys are hilarious
Don’t mention cats omg !1!!1!1!!!!!
Same
Do not look in the mirror at 3.00 am (gone wrong) (SAW MYSELF)
oop-
**BARELY SURVIVED** **POLICE CAME** **GONE SEXUAL**
I did that and its the scariest thing I ever saw
Spoopy
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *Deep Breath* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
He is YELLING in his GRANDMA'S HOUSE at 3AM. That is FORBIDDEN.
I mean as a witch I can confirm that I do get most of my supplies from craft stores 💀💀
yeah and i get my spell candles from the $2 store lol
As another witch,I can also confirm we get all our supplies from the craft store
As another other witch, I can also confirm
I also agree lol
I get so much shit from the dollar store. They have everything from spices to candles to glass jars 😅
“can’t even raise my arm anymore”
His arm: ⬅️↙️⬆️⬇️↗️↗️⬆️↖️↗️⬇️⬆️➡️↘️⬅️↙️
Ur pfp and name 😂
Fr tho
@JAYDEN HERRERA WOAH
@JAYDEN HERRERA LMFAO. I-
@JAYDEN HERRERA PFFT-
So it's two years later... Jaystation was just charged with assault, mischief, and some other stuff for pretending his girlfriend died without her consent for views, I'm sad to say I'm really not surprised lol
We all knew this would happen
It’s a good thing that his whole channel is now demonetized
***with her consent
But it’s still terrible
I heard of the news and went "yup, sounds like JayStation"
4:05
It actually started in 4000 BC.
Here's some information if anyone wants to read it.
( it's from Google so think of it as me doing the work for you.)
Minkisi (the plural of nkisi, which literally means "things which do things") are 19th century wooden figurines, in the shape of humans, created more than a century ago in Kongo (present-day DRC and Angola.) Conceptually, Minkisi are containers that capture the spirit of the dead and make it available for use by the living, through a complex relationship of people-thing-spirit. They have been distributed across the world by God, and attributed special powers. For the BaKongo people, malevolent spirits are everywhere, and no illness or death is accidental. Therefore, chiefs and minkisi must be used to counteract and appease these powers. The living can use the Minkisi to inflict harm upon a person, ranging from a headache to falling off a cliff. However, the living cannot simply control the spirit of the Nkisi- there are two steps to the process. Firstly, a person seeking help-- to catch a thief or have a healthy pregnancy-- must visit the local chief, nganga and ask him for help. For pay, he will contact the Nkisi and ask it to find the culprit or solve the problem. The crucial role of the chief, nganga is filling a medicine pouch and attaching it to the nkisi, or even incorporating in the nkisi's body. The pouch can then be filled with various substances, depending on the nkisi's purpose. This medicine gives the Nkisi power and officially identifies it as a spirit. The Minkisi have they have their own will and are considered very similar to people. The Minkisi imposes rules, and if you violate them, it can punish you.There are many different categories, both physical and metaphorical, in the Minkisi. The most important minkisi are vital agents of justice for whole communities in terms of wealth, justice and healing. During the Belgian colonization of the Kongo, Minkisi were severely repressed, firstly because they were considered pagan and secondly because they were considered dangerously powerful witchcraft. They were burnt or confiscated, and members of the military deemed them members of an opposing political force.
The Voodoo doll:
Although its origins are not completely clear, the Voodoo doll originated in the Fon people of present-day Benin. The Voodoo religion was created in slave quarters in Haiti and Louisiana, when the faiths of various peoples began to intermingle. I will be focusing on the use of voodoo dolls in Louisiana, which grew enormously during the life of Marie Lavaux, the 'queen of Voodoo'.The word Voodoo itself means spirits and Voodoo is a religious or magico-religious practice which aims at connecting spirits and mortals. This interaction is only possible through a magical process using a gris-gris. A gris-gris' definition is nuanced-- it can either be the magical act or the object used for magic, or even both. Voodoo steers away from its more religious base into the superstition it is commonly associated with when a gris-gris is treated as containing the magic in itself. Spirits are no longer the strongest force; the magic can come from the gris-gris itself. The voodoo doll is a gris-gris, but can be used as a religious object or a superstitious one depending on how the user treats it. The voodoo doll is usually a small, soft doll representing a person, though the extent of physical detail may vary. This doll, lying alone on a table, is no different from any other type of doll. However, the sharp pins which accompany the doll make it a voodoo doll. The person handling the doll has complete control over the doll, and can push the pins into the entirety of its soft body, attaching strands of hair or the name of the subject to the doll. The concept rests on this body being the material incarnation of a person, although religious usage of the voodoo doll uses outside spirits.
Both the voodoo and the nkisi doll are inanimate objects to whom great powers are attributed, but in different ways. When these objects are given agency, the supposed segregation between thing and human is further blurred. Externally, the two figurines may seem similar in their function, but their purpose, materiality and use in social context differentiates them greatly. The Nkisi is very much used to maintain and regulate social order, whereas the voodoo doll is extensively used for personal needs. This is crucial to understanding the nuances of the doll.
Definitions:
Minkisi: A thing that does things.
Nkisi: a spirit personality controlling a particular activity or function. Also, a material composite through which such a spirit can be approached.
Nkondi: a loosely defined class of nkisi whose functions included “hunting” witches and other unknown wrongdoers. Many are wooden figures stuck full of nails and other hardware. From konda, to hunt at night.
Nganga: expert owner-operator of an nkisi.
- - -
Voodoo: A religion that is derived from African polytheism and ancestor worship (Merriam- Webster)
Gris-gris: An amulet, charm, or spell of African origin (Webster dictionary)
Loa: Spirits in Voodoo religion.
Legba: He is the most important spirit, who gives or denies permission to speak to the other spirits. He is the first and last invoked in Voodoo ceremonies.
Back to The Voodoo doll.
Did this man really just ask his audience that most likely consists of only children if he look hot with Mickey Mouse ears
Btw, he said “guys” 58 times. Yes, I counted.
Rabbit woah
Great Scott
That's a lot of shots
that’s far too many guys for my liking
I admire your determination
GUYS DO NOT TRY TO EAT A BURRITO WHILE DOING THE MACARENA AND BAKING THREE CAKES IN A YURT IN EAST ALASKA WHEN THE MOON IS WANING AND YOU’RE IN A HEALTHY RELATIONSHIP WITH A PIECE OF COTTON CANDY (GONE WRONG)
Oddly specific.
IMMA DO IT
Well there go my plans.
Yeah, that's always rough *Smh*
I'm in a toxic relationship with a piece of cotton candy so I think I'm safe
I love how he says he "LITERALLY CAN'T MOVE HIS ARM ANYMORE GUYS" whilst moving it, then proceeding to wave it around
I love how he consistently says "inside" instead of just "in". "Put the number inside my phone"
"Mickey inside the show"
Title~ DONT TRY THIS AT HOME!
Video~ “alright guys, for this challenge, you’ll need...”
To unsubscribe to Jaysation.! That's all , now he will come into your house and scream into yur face " why did u unsubscribe? !?" And the person that unsubscribed was never seen again
eric olsen damn, thats to spoopy for me
I don't know what most of these challenges he named even are, so even if I planned doing them, I'd have to research it, whenever i need to look something up immediately, my phone will usually run out of battery and so I'd be instantly done and fall asleep....
So, having a shitty phone saves lifes ! ^^
Then do it somewhere else
YOU’LL NEED A SHARPIE, GLITTER, GOOGLY EYES-
I love how his body still moved after its disconnected from his brain
I mean .... he’s been operating without a brain for this long
@@ansleyryan154 lmao
Underrated comment
Omg 😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
It burnsssssss
i love how he can both hide from a serial killer to keep his own life and make a video at the same time. what a multitasker.
gotta stay on that grind 💪🏻
Danny, you absolute masterpiece. I love how you watch these videos and react to them like they're 100% real. It brings so much light to my day
Moral of the story: Don't exist at 3am.
OMFG (GONE WRONG) (ALMOST DIED) (IT F**KED UP)
(GOT EATEN BY MONSTERS)
@@salahuddinuddin5070 NOT CLICKBAIT
Underrated comment 🤣
its 3am for me rn :|
@@salahuddinuddin5070 (GONE SEXUAL) (IM PREGNANT)
We gonna ignore that he is teaching children to cut themselves and drip blood to make a voodoo doll
He ruined micky mouse for children
Ernesto Delaroca I love your profile picture
@@zamunomu2380 thanks
and yet tells them not to do it
Ernesto Delaroca but he tells them to make it
9:48 I can’t even raise my arm anymore guys! *proceeds to raise his arm a few seconds later*
This is the type of stuff me and my friends would make at a sleepover if we were feeling a little goofy
lil goofy
Why tf is he screaming so loud at 3am in his grandmas house??? Let grandma sleep >:(
Elite Clasher721 stfu idiot I will beat u in fist fight go and square up lil homie cmon shape up fool
@@Nicklovesmw2 Really? It's actually a disrespect...Knowing that people need sleep plus. it's in someone else's house.
Chad shut the fuck you little 5 year old
Chad someone needs a little nap :3 💀
Lmaooo
DO NOT PLAY CANDY LAND AT 3AM WITH GIRLFRIEND WHILE WHISTLING THE JEOPARDY THEME AND EATING OVERCOOKED MEATLOAF ON A CRASHING AIRPLANE THAT IS ON FIRE WITH AN ALLIGATOR THAT HAS ASTHMA!!!! (GONE WRONG)
How could this go right?
underrated
comment right here
Im GoNnA dO iT.
OH MY GOODNESS!!!! GUYS, ME AND MY FRIENDS WERE DOING THIS AND THEN SUDDENLY ONE OF THEM WERE MISSING!!!!! THIS WAS A FEW YEARS AGO AND SHE’S STILL MISSING TODAY!!!!! DO NOT AND I REPEAT *DO NOT* PLAY THIS GAME!!!
Maddymaehey The overcooked meatloaf part is what got me for some reason 😂
"Do not play the 11 miles ritual at 3am in a boat!"
...so you're saying... don't do the car ritual... in a boat... got it, makes sense-
i like how goofy it is when jay is so unserious in every dark situation☠️☠️
“ALRIGHT GUYS TODAY I GOT CANNIBALIZED AND CLIMBED OUT OF HIS STOMACH AND NOW IM HIDING FROM HIM IN MY GRANDMAS HOUSE!!1!!!1!”
Honestly, it’s so sad how his audience is easily manipulated by him.
Yea
Get this a 14 year old watches this crap
At my school
@@devonoknabo2582 omg really? do they believe it? or do they just find it entertaining for some reason?
I was watching his videos so I can laugh at how dumb they are...so he pretended to buy a phone off of the dark web or something that apparently belonged to Jeffrey Dahmer....
Jeffrey Dahmer died in 1994.
@@alixthegod7398 they didnt really have cell phones in the 80's... what did the phone look like lol. and have you been on the deep web yourself?
Jay: *Calls Disney*
Disney: *Answers within a second or two*
Jay "WELL IT'S ABOUT TIME YOU PICKED UP. KEEPING ME WAITING."
Jaystation is a Karen confirmed
imjarenstarion
@@qtheroix9800 No,no *IMSPEAKINGTOTHEMANAGERSTATION*
I love how blood cells dont have a nucleus (which holds the dna) so there would be no dna in the doll like he said he needed ( I pay attention in science class ) :D
White blood cells and platelets do have DNA, though. Most of the time in any given drop of blood, you'll have a mixture of plasma (no DNA), red blood cells (no DNA), white blood cells (has DNA), and platelets (has DNA).
@@nikkiofthevalley I meant to delete this comment.thanks though
DNA can exist outside of the nucleus... Also, there are all sorts of cells in blood.
9:44 “I can barely even move my arm guys” Continues to shake his arm around
9:46~ I can’t even raise my arm anymore
*immediately raises arm* 🙄
I noticed that to
I thought I was the only one who noticed that! Nice job!
Ur profile is all of the stranger things ppl :D (I'm obsessed with stranger things)
IKRR
I was like why didnt he mention it
His poor grandma, she probably tryin to sleep and hears WHAT'S UP GUYS
its loud enough to wake the dead, probably how he does his vids
Well that's true, but you gotta cut him some slack for that. That's not worrying at all compared to the fact he's leading a "serial killer" to his grandma's house.
*WAATSSSSSSS POPPOINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN GUYS
“WHAT’S up guys, I’m here at my GRANDMA’S and we’re attempting the Alter Your Grandma’s Will And Then Bump Her Off Challenge!”
*AHHH MY HEAD*
5:28 did he just touch the no no place 😳
pervert
15:17 wait he’s WALKING no way
Everytime this guy says "guys" do 5 sit ups (you'll probably get abs)
I might actually try this
Ashley Campbell Let us know how it goes!
@@nicegoatdoctor8224 lol I actually did this yesterday! My body hurts so much though, but I had fun doing it
I wanted to like this comment but I had to keep the likes as 69 😂
I appreciate this. Instead of the usual “take a shot” or something you’re out here encouraging a healthy lifestyle. Good for you
isn't this the same guy that pretended his girlfriend was dead for clout
Obviously he's a knobhead
Yep
Yes it was
@@nom4481 I love you
yea
" I DEMAND TO SPEAK TO JESUS "
Had me dying.
I never know whether to take Danny's spooky-disclaimers seriously or not
he looks like he started a party in his parents house back in the 90's but never went to sleep to this day
Fausta the beautiful vegaaaan
He's too spooked to sleep
Fausta are you a VEGAN? Because.. you're really SEXY
YOU ARE THE BEAUTIFUL VEGAN MESSIAH
this is amazingly specific, but this is so correct
“I can’t even raise my arm anymore!!!” *Raises arm multiple times directly after*
Holl Dagg he also held the camera with that arm 😂😂
then points at the camera too.
Holl Dagg I thought I was the only person who thought this ty
Homelessness… very supernatural.
DANNY IM SO HAPPY YOU HAVE YOUR SUBTILES ALL ADJUSTED THANK YOUUU
YEAH FR
“i can’t even raise my arm” *raises arm*
Emma THAT'S WHAT I WAS THINKING
Emma Jay: I can’t even raise my arm this is unacceptable *proceeds to flail arm around*
666
Emma
“I cant even raise my arm”
*flails it around everywhere and holds phone with it the entire time he is holding it.*
I was 800th like on this comment
I am humble
DO NOT BREATHE AT 3AM CHALLENGE
Helen Rae well shit
Liani Alvarez we are all doomed
Lottie - aye we smart
Hold your breath for an hour challenge
bold of you to assume i breathe at all
Holy crap, i´m bingewatching your vids since hours Danny... you`re a genius...both channels deserve many comedy awards. Thanks 4 everything
Stop glazing
"Mickey Mouse Hates Cats"
* Pete, the cat, suddenly fades from existence like BingBong from Inside Out *
Jaystation: I'M HIDING FROM A SERIAL KILLER
Also Jaystation: *yells ever single word he says*
Basically yes
Princess Videogame
OH NO THE MURDERER IS ALMOST TO MY ROOM
CAN YOU GET THE POLICE HERE I THINK IM IN TROUBLE
OH HEY MURDERER DONT FIND ME
Litterally what i said
Also says where he’s hiding
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS THE SERIAL KILLER FOUND ME AND I'M ABOUT TO GET AN AXE IN MY HEAD, BE SURE TO SMASH THAT LIKE BUTTON AND IF WE HIT 1,000,000 LIKES MY LIFE WILL BE SPARED (sobbing) please.....smash the like button
Can you actually imagine filming this as a grown ass man. What
Dillon_Thunder what does he even say when people ask him what he does for a living?
it’s beyond embarrassing but also reassuring in a way. like i may not be doing great in life but at least i’m not this dude
I feel like it’s akin to filming a public access kid’s show
angry kitten face he’s making so much money for this low/no-effort bullshit though :< it feels unfaif
ShrugSzn there are many many people who do that or exploit their children to do it
JayStation: "i can't even raise my arm anymore."
*proceeds to raise arm he says he can't raise*
Jay: about time you picked up, I need to talk to the highest in charge, which is--
Customer Service Rep: Walt Disney’s cryogenically frozen head?
That would've improved this "totally real video" _immensely_ 😊
I can't even move my arm guys :(
*His arm 3 seconds later:* ↕↗↘↗⤵↔↘↗↖
*kaboom, rico*
epicccc
I know!
420 likes
Lukas Taylor 9:43
I love playing with Luigi Boards but Mario gets jealous
Wilbo Baggins I can't wait until people find this comment and don't understand the joke
Same
Yeah dude, I love it. Mario hates me for it
Waluigi got healous owo
It’s not a Luigi board idiot
Wow really guys? Not enough r/wooshes
6:53 XD he didn't even cut the dolls head off
14:15 smash
"The serial killer is still on the loose... We have no idea where he is..."
*Proceeds to make video, detailing the exact location of hideout, and posts it on the internet
Thats what i was thinking!!
Lol
His poor grandma…
R.I.P. Grandma
@@SpoonsOG Jaystation would make a video that goes like MY GRANDMA WAS THE SERIAL KILLER *NOT CLICKBAIT* FOR REAL
I like how he's hiding from a serial killer but decided to cut his head off to pass the time
The real question is... If he was trying to pretend this was real... Why didn't he just play dead? Is he saying he's a god and is immortal?
Brendan DiStefano I mean yeah, if you were running away from a serial killer wouldn't you cut off your head? Like just for fun? No?! Why? Oh your not crazy?
@@endme4771 because it's -fake- real
WhY ThO
@@endme4771 would be funny to see that twist now, jaystation Jesus 2.0
"i don't wanna be reliable for anything" lmao
Guys, please don't call Danny Gonzalez at 3 AM! (gone wrong) (thanos sang despacito) (Pewdiepie surrendered to T-series)
omg i did it it was so bad guys help me guys guys guys
*_18+_*
*France Surrenders*
*My Mom Saw*
*OMG TERRIFYING!!!!*
“Mickey is a mouse, he doesn’t like cats”
... but.. Minnie has a cat???
He just REALLY hates the cat but won’t say it because Minnie likes it
And like-
Mickey and Minnie are supposed to be dating right? Aren’t they siblings or did I get sum wrong- 👺
it's why he won't marry her
In another universe Minnie has a dog
@@ihavecripplingdepression4273 Where did you hear they are siblings o.o
“I can’t even raise my arm up guys”
5 seconds later…
* raises arm *
9:45 "I can't even raise my arm anymore" he says while flailing it around
It’s pronounced Waluigi the w is silent
Caitlyn Mohari I think it is pronounced we gee
Your profile picture is amazing
Greg
Caitlyn Mohari hey kid
Caitlyn Mohari I like twenty one pilots too
No one’s ever gonna see this- but I’m surprised Danny didn’t talk about how this is clearly just Jay trying to get his fanbase of toddlers to cancel Disneyland because he’s bitter that he got kicked out
I saw this... three months after relevance.
I saw this too, facts tho
Me as well
Ooh that's interesting
very true
uh jaystation just practically told young naive kids to call the Disney customer service line attempting to get in contact with Mickey. Those poor customer service people 😞
6:35 “i don’t wanna be reliable for anything.” liable. the word you’re looking for is liable