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  • Опубликовано: 21 дек 2024

Комментарии • 42 тыс.

  • @kurtisconner
    @kurtisconner  5 лет назад +57967

    smash that like button if ur a famous mouse 🤪 also let me know if u want a part 2!!!!

  • @venomanic
    @venomanic 4 года назад +7180

    “i don’t know who to believe, everyone is fake”
    *b on k*

  • @Ata.TeaGargler
    @Ata.TeaGargler 4 года назад +5988

    "Book good Phone bad"
    Virtual libraries: "Am I a joke to you?"

    • @edd17themisanthrope
      @edd17themisanthrope 4 года назад +67

      Good good

    • @biancapande304
      @biancapande304 4 года назад +81

      Virtual libraries saved me from death by alergy

    • @Moonsapphire419
      @Moonsapphire419 4 года назад +21

      @@biancapande304 tell me more plz sounds interesting

    • @biancapande304
      @biancapande304 4 года назад +18

      @@Moonsapphire419 I don't know if you're serious or being sarcastic lol

    • @Moonsapphire419
      @Moonsapphire419 4 года назад +15

      @@biancapande304 im being serious

  • @All_thegoodnamesaretaken
    @All_thegoodnamesaretaken 3 года назад +7385

    “Put down your phone and read a book”
    “P o o p”

  • @UpsidedownKittyo
    @UpsidedownKittyo 2 месяца назад +383

    16:57 I hate it when I read a book and it changes my race

    • @Tactically_sniped
      @Tactically_sniped Месяц назад +27

      Ah yes, I love it when my bag and all my money is stolen as I walk with a book

    • @roxannewolf1694
      @roxannewolf1694 Месяц назад +9

      This is actually a fetish thing just in opposite order, it's not meant to insult women this was drawn as a request

    • @aviewer1485
      @aviewer1485 29 дней назад +1

      So what race you are now

    • @UpsidedownKittyo
      @UpsidedownKittyo 28 дней назад +3

      @ it was a joke

    • @THS_Station
      @THS_Station 17 дней назад +6

      Yeah man, I hate it when I take out my phone and morph into a Barbie...

  • @garbonzo6516
    @garbonzo6516 4 года назад +42445

    Don’t you hate it when you swim in a pool of pee and you accidentally water your pants

  • @despondent27
    @despondent27 4 года назад +26921

    I like how the “tech/phone bad book good" illustrations are digital art... posted onto social media…

  • @Nick-ho8pi
    @Nick-ho8pi Год назад +1940

    funniest thing about this, is there was a point in time where people saw books the exact same way old people see cell phones

    • @QUBIQUBED
      @QUBIQUBED Год назад +62

      thats actually true

    • @Penquinn14
      @Penquinn14 9 месяцев назад +33

      sure bud, people have famously put down the invention of writing because it did nothing for humanity right? Best example of what you're talking about is some quotes we don't know actually existed or not allegedly attributed to some philosophers back around ancient Greece times and their message was more "people will forget things easier if we write things down instead of repeating them orally" and even then it wasn't a popular concept because writing systems had existed for as long as 3200 BC. It makes even less sense to consider what you're saying when you realize that the first book written considered a novel is from the 11th century. Writing has existed since 3200 BC, and yet the first book written entirely as fiction for entertainment purposes was around 4000 years after. Going by your logic that would mean for about 4000 years people just ignored what was written down despite the fact it would've been more nonfiction than anything else

    • @kohkimochi3239
      @kohkimochi3239 9 месяцев назад +149

      dude, are you ok?@@Penquinn14

    • @shoaibhasan7404
      @shoaibhasan7404 8 месяцев назад +109

      @@Penquinn14 you need to see a someone dude.

    • @milkmakesnoise8818
      @milkmakesnoise8818 7 месяцев назад +87

      @@Penquinn14 who fuckin hurt you, I think you need to talk to a trusted adult

  • @Isabel-cb6wy
    @Isabel-cb6wy 5 лет назад +18159

    Millennials these days
    are on their phones way to much. Good thing I'm watching this video on my book.

    • @charmainexylia5053
      @charmainexylia5053 5 лет назад +1077

      Pathetic.
      I'm watching this with only the power of my mind

    • @supersonic_tumbleweed
      @supersonic_tumbleweed 5 лет назад +825

      I’m watching this on a BIBLE
      Get on my level you heathen

    • @TecnaBluWinx
      @TecnaBluWinx 5 лет назад +285

      I thought this was all a dream :0

    • @kagomehigurashi7455
      @kagomehigurashi7455 5 лет назад +232

      I'm watching this on my empty list of things good about humanity

    • @strictnine5684
      @strictnine5684 5 лет назад +90

      Fuck you all you cheap ass fucks.
      I'm watching this on my fucking computer. Phones are for the weak 😤😤😤
      PC GANG UNITE!!! 💪

  • @gerhartovaa
    @gerhartovaa 4 года назад +1681

    "Don't go please"
    " n o p eas"

  • @skylardeslypere9909
    @skylardeslypere9909 4 года назад +4012

    Humans: Homeowner
    Cats:
    Humans: Ho(meow)ner
    Cats: damn...

    • @Sunmoonstar07
      @Sunmoonstar07 4 года назад +120

      Honer✨🧚🏻‍♂️ but change h with b ✨🧚🏻‍♀️

    • @peepeepoopoo7182
      @peepeepoopoo7182 4 года назад +120

      (ho)m(e)owner

    • @somebody4942
      @somebody4942 4 года назад +15

      The people in the replies seem to not get the joke.

    • @charnedee721
      @charnedee721 4 года назад +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂no man

    • @charnedee721
      @charnedee721 4 года назад +1

      @Jenevieve Majoor 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @MiningNatureYT
    @MiningNatureYT Год назад +722

    Man I'm so addicted to Adobe Photoshop, it's insane, I LOVE paying exorbitant amounts of money to edit images

    • @Tactically_sniped
      @Tactically_sniped Месяц назад +1

      Im actually ADDICTED to LinkedIn, like I'm ALWAYS trying to find a job

    • @Ich-Existiere-Nicht
      @Ich-Existiere-Nicht Месяц назад +11

      Ok but seriously the Adobe programs suck. I am in a training to become a graphic designer and the worst thing is unironically being forced to use these programs. They don't make any sense.

    • @lucyvlogandart5166
      @lucyvlogandart5166 13 часов назад

      underated comment

  • @sweetestgirlonline
    @sweetestgirlonline 3 года назад +4916

    “we live in a society”
    “w i i “

    • @ozzy6458
      @ozzy6458 3 года назад +170

      Wii sports society

    • @LardZardd
      @LardZardd 3 года назад +93

      *Wii music intensifies*

    • @Smiley.08
      @Smiley.08 3 года назад +24

      M a r i o K a r t W i i

    • @kaitlynreynolds5192
      @kaitlynreynolds5192 3 года назад +19

      "we live in a society"
      "we e"

    • @virtual2288
      @virtual2288 3 года назад +6

      Wii live in a society.

  • @avagrace8636
    @avagrace8636 3 года назад +13795

    "Daniel loves zebras, Noelle used to sing"
    "D e e z
    N u t s"

  • @emmiyan9959
    @emmiyan9959 4 года назад +10394

    "If you're homeless, just buy a house"
    -true words😪

    • @sidharthcs2110
      @sidharthcs2110 4 года назад +107

      Didn't Ben Shapiro said that?

    • @emmiyan9959
      @emmiyan9959 4 года назад +59

      sidharth cs idk🤣 i just remember someone saying that

    • @sidharthcs2110
      @sidharthcs2110 4 года назад +46

      @@emmiyan9959
      He said something very similar.

    • @daveshusband2606
      @daveshusband2606 4 года назад +34

      Is that a reference to the girl who said it

    • @emmiyan9959
      @emmiyan9959 4 года назад +9

      Kai Desu yes😭

  • @josifish5501
    @josifish5501 5 лет назад +3392

    Kurtis goes, “I think the message is” and the ad starts and goes, “babies skin is very absorbent

  • @XxItsNotAnonymousxX
    @XxItsNotAnonymousxX 6 месяцев назад +273

    "Phones are ruining our society!" *Proceeds to post this on phone*

    • @arrogleinadtra
      @arrogleinadtra Месяц назад +4

      The irony lol 😂

    • @WNB_Guy912
      @WNB_Guy912 20 дней назад +5

      Yeah but what if they posted on their tablet? 🤨

    • @XxItsNotAnonymousxX
      @XxItsNotAnonymousxX 17 дней назад +4

      @WNB_Guy912 Ah, yes. Phones are ruining society, and tablets aren't. *Nods*

  • @havenschade8174
    @havenschade8174 5 лет назад +3495

    Cell phones are prisons, that's why they're called "cell" phones
    I rolled my eyes so hard it hurt

    • @polterghost6848
      @polterghost6848 5 лет назад +30

      I THOUGHT THIS-

    • @r0bz0mb133
      @r0bz0mb133 5 лет назад +21

      Haven Schade my cousin says this SOOOO MANY TIMES MY FUC-

    • @snflwrchan8019
      @snflwrchan8019 5 лет назад +46

      Who even calls them cellphones these days?? I just call them phone, mobile phone or smartphone. Cellphone sounds like late 1990s/early 2000s

    • @calcha1274
      @calcha1274 5 лет назад +21

      @@snflwrchan8019 The old name is cell phone, it's changed now so you're right, it literally is early 2000s

    • @devilbuster20xx37
      @devilbuster20xx37 5 лет назад +11

      It was so bad that I shot myself. And I discovered that Hell has a really good Wi-Fi connection.

  • @leoblixen7345
    @leoblixen7345 4 года назад +27330

    The best part is when these people use their phones to share that they hate phones

    • @dpage446
      @dpage446 4 года назад +1459

      Phones are bad! Hol' on I'm getting a text...

    • @jesusgotdrip9885
      @jesusgotdrip9885 4 года назад +872

      PHONE!!!!!! BAD!!!!!!!
      BOOK!!!!!! GOOD!!!!!!!

    • @eduardsusai559
      @eduardsusai559 4 года назад +732

      Thats like saying "i need to eat healthy!" While being at KFC

    • @adefesiomalhecho
      @adefesiomalhecho 4 года назад +290

      literally made the edit with their phones

    • @saintfisuto1072
      @saintfisuto1072 4 года назад +36

      You can't prove that.

  • @sunnyday4502
    @sunnyday4502 4 года назад +2291

    “Back in my day I had a house at your age” well LINDA back in your day a house cost a dime and a sack of corn

  • @The_strawberryqueen
    @The_strawberryqueen Год назад +216

    I need kurtis to see the lesbian versions of those “mean girl” and “nerdy girl” remakes

    • @JinStreams
      @JinStreams 11 месяцев назад +31

      Queer tumblr users, the solution to misogyny

  • @elli5054
    @elli5054 3 года назад +18675

    The fact that you can read books on your phone never crossed their mind once

    • @bocoouri8190
      @bocoouri8190 3 года назад +906

      Yeah phones are hella useful, my sight is going to shit tho

    • @moonagaming6068
      @moonagaming6068 3 года назад +46

      yeah ikr

    • @bocoouri8190
      @bocoouri8190 3 года назад +72

      @@AmeyAmeyAmeybambam nowadays yes but years ago this wasnt a thing

    • @seven8662
      @seven8662 3 года назад +150

      @@bocoouri8190 my phone has one and it was made 8 years ago so...

    • @ZeitgeistGaming69
      @ZeitgeistGaming69 3 года назад +167

      Honestly, dude. I've done both. Some people like holding a real book. Personally, I like collecting them.

  • @jamescorduroy
    @jamescorduroy 5 лет назад +7839

    s[he] loved his [b]rav[e]ry, his [fl]awlessness, his [o]minou[s] way of [s]how[ing] up out of nowhere

  • @iceylimeade835
    @iceylimeade835 4 года назад +5576

    "Don't go please"
    "Do g e"

  • @wilhelmschmidt7240
    @wilhelmschmidt7240 4 месяца назад +45

    8:37 This just makes me think of all the books I have read online or downloaded with wifi. A book is a book. Even a library is one collection of books. The Internet gives you access to literally thousands of libraries of books.

  • @jj-ng2nr
    @jj-ng2nr 3 года назад +2612

    “Don’t be depressed, just smile!”
    “ *T* *OE* *S* *?* “

    • @governmentissuedrestrainin4750
      @governmentissuedrestrainin4750 3 года назад +81

      "Life is happy! Be adventurous! Don't spend your days in front of a screen!"
      " i ha ve n o n e "

    • @olit349
      @olit349 3 года назад +15

      I laughed wayyy more than I should have

    • @jonah9916
      @jonah9916 3 года назад +4

      @@olit349 SAME-

    • @adhyakejriwal
      @adhyakejriwal 3 года назад +1

      lmaooooooo

    • @oublie-moi
      @oublie-moi 3 года назад

      💀💀

  • @fawkesontheroll8594
    @fawkesontheroll8594 4 года назад +1206

    As someone who loves to read books, I find those books vs phone messages so stupid.
    Books and phones are not to divided things that can't co-exist.
    I can read books and use my phone. Heck I could read books on my phone. I could listen to audiobooks, discuss the books with my fandom, read fanfics or see fanarts and fanfilms, write stuff, watch booktubers and so much more......

    • @s29nv1sr1
      @s29nv1sr1 4 года назад +70

      I KNOW! Using the Internet only elevates the bookworm experience!
      And even if you don't want to read 24/7, that's okay. Sometimes I'm at a boring part in the story and want to take a break by watching RUclips, and that's cool too!
      Also, what IS your fandom?

    • @a.a.g.h.1679
      @a.a.g.h.1679 4 года назад +10

      ESMERALDA DE JESUS-LOPEZ based on their profile picture, I’m guessing at least Harry Potter

    • @fawkesontheroll8594
      @fawkesontheroll8594 4 года назад +12

      I love how people are trying to guess my fandoms. I'm gonna let this brew for a while and then answer😂
      P.S. Not all the fandoms in the profile are ones I'm part of

    • @arabellaf
      @arabellaf 4 года назад +3

      YES I KNOW.

    • @leavemychannelaloneiquit840
      @leavemychannelaloneiquit840 4 года назад +5

      @@fawkesontheroll8594 yOURE KILLING ME (softly with his song-)

  • @oliviaachau
    @oliviaachau 3 года назад +5506

    "she wanted understanding and love"
    "s a u s a g e"

    • @muskanie2055
      @muskanie2055 3 года назад +82

      Sosig

    • @lookbothways5104
      @lookbothways5104 3 года назад +56

      I'm laughing so hard at these comments

    • @hinata9061
      @hinata9061 3 года назад +13

      Sa sa sa sa sa sa sa SAUSAGE!

    • @lauriex8832
      @lauriex8832 3 года назад +14

      he wnted ndertndin and lov 😭💔

    • @thatoneguy611
      @thatoneguy611 3 года назад +35

      “She wanted understanding and love”
      “he wanted St ove”
      He was only dating her for a stove to cook his sausage on.

  • @YosefAlzaidi-e8i
    @YosefAlzaidi-e8i Год назад +259

    I love how alot of the fake deeps became meme templates

    • @hivijivi
      @hivijivi 7 месяцев назад +3

      people literally recyled a picture

  • @soulslvr9562
    @soulslvr9562 4 года назад +11212

    Sh(e) b(e)li(e)v(e)d
    Dolphins: "wow that deep fam"

  • @cinnamontoastmunch8652
    @cinnamontoastmunch8652 3 года назад +6022

    “She was a poem, but he couldn’t read”
    “ e e e e”

    • @z_ed
      @z_ed 3 года назад +201

      " w o m e n "

    • @mabsie2249
      @mabsie2249 3 года назад +84

      “ h a m, b read”

    • @mrlean5078
      @mrlean5078 3 года назад +47

      real women vote for trump
      r e e e

    • @cupp3453
      @cupp3453 3 года назад +23

      **sad dolphin sounds**

    • @nibiru.mp3557
      @nibiru.mp3557 3 года назад +31

      he e he e

  • @flynnryder3943
    @flynnryder3943 4 года назад +1799

    I remember being in middle school and seeing a meme I thought was really deep that said “I’m addicted to sleep. My bed is my dealer. My alarm clock is the police.”

    • @Trollestiatumblur
      @Trollestiatumblur 3 года назад +112

      LMFAOOOOOOOO I REMEMBER THAT ONE

    • @VagueNaming
      @VagueNaming 3 года назад +96

      Not accurate, unless their alarm clock has a gun

    • @flynnryder3943
      @flynnryder3943 3 года назад +42

      @@VagueNaming I didn't say it was accurate lmao, it's something middle schoolers thought was deep back in 2013. Obviously ACAB.

    • @VagueNaming
      @VagueNaming 3 года назад +48

      @@flynnryder3943 I wasn’t tryna correct you, was just tryna make a joke

    • @damaradayton5551
      @damaradayton5551 3 года назад +11

      @@flynnryder3943 dude calm down

  • @ItsNurahhh
    @ItsNurahhh 24 дня назад +43

    this was made 5 years ago...
    ...and youtube recommend me this on 2024.

  • @saiah5066
    @saiah5066 5 лет назад +17615

    my favorite thing about Kurtis is 50% of every video is just him laughing at his own jokes

  • @PanD0rA_
    @PanD0rA_ 4 года назад +19394

    “Be calm and love yourself”
    “B al l s “

  • @Fish25250
    @Fish25250 2 месяца назад +97

    I stopped watching your videos 2 years ago but now I got a phone so I can watch your videos again 0:11

  • @ilikecats8653
    @ilikecats8653 4 года назад +11469

    Cats: Meow
    Cats when they get hurt: *(me)(ow)*

  • @joefernandez8008
    @joefernandez8008 5 лет назад +9150

    Boomers: “Nobody reads books anymore!”
    Also Boomers: (watches 22 hours of Fox News per day)

  • @chiarazani1290
    @chiarazani1290 5 лет назад +10716

    T(he) soviet were unsupp(lied)

  • @malia_ej
    @malia_ej 24 дня назад +18

    the one at 16:28 actually came from a bimbofication fetish website, (an artist did one backwards as a joke but it got picked up by people thinking it was serious), which is hilarious

  • @JustinWHY-zz7gz
    @JustinWHY-zz7gz 3 года назад +3103

    "stop hiding behind your electronics"
    s hi t

  • @shadow_wolf467
    @shadow_wolf467 5 лет назад +2477

    People with anxiety:
    Fake deep posts: just don't stress dude.

    • @beanhunter4647
      @beanhunter4647 5 лет назад +8

      Tbh that works and ive done it but it don't work on depression (I don't have depression)

    • @huhdotgov7937
      @huhdotgov7937 5 лет назад +19

      Hey dumbass just be happy.

    • @orangejuice393
      @orangejuice393 5 лет назад +19

      @@beanhunter4647 so great it works for you. I have PTSD, doesn't work on me, I guess some things only work on some of us.

    • @jasamkojajesam6108
      @jasamkojajesam6108 5 лет назад

      Anxiety isn't a thing. It's just a bunch of snowflakes

    • @ORANGE-ib3jd
      @ORANGE-ib3jd 5 лет назад +15

      @@jasamkojajesam6108 _Anxiety isn't a thing but a bunch of snowflakes?_

  • @damien8113
    @damien8113 4 года назад +4015

    *"Be awesome and inspiring"*
    *B e an s*

  • @soaringspirits2267
    @soaringspirits2267 9 месяцев назад +31

    I thought this was a RECENT video. Gosh dang! Bro was legitimately way ahead of a lot of our current positivity dude-bros. (They all rock. We love them.)
    Thanks for being awesome man!
    Really good video quality!
    Also.
    WHY DO PEOPLE THIBK THEY'RE SO SMART FOR READING A BOOK, INSTEAD OF USING A PHONE. Good sir. Ma'am. Non-bianary humanoid. There is something amazing. Something profound. Beyond your feeble, thimble sized world of originality and common sense. And. It's called a WIDELY ACCESIBLE FREE DIGITAL LIBRARY. Library is spelled so weird.
    But yeah. Anyone who gets on young people for not reading books, or news papers. Please remind them that you are holding an absolutely infinite source of information in your hand, and you are ACTIVELY learning, passively, from an enjoyable medium.
    Smthn you do, when you're not actually being forced to cram information you'll forget next time you have to cram again.

    • @Andreaa_-_
      @Andreaa_-_ 6 месяцев назад

      Did you have to fill a wordcount

    • @soaringspirits2267
      @soaringspirits2267 6 месяцев назад +3

      @Andreaa_-_ I uh. Get carried away sometimes. I'm a hobby writer so my thought process tends to look like this chaotic mess in text.

    • @allusersaretakenm
      @allusersaretakenm Месяц назад

      This comment isn't very in character for Alhaitham

    • @soaringspirits2267
      @soaringspirits2267 Месяц назад

      @i_love_モラ Was hacked by kaveh.
      (Jokes aside, I toggle between heavy slang, casual, overly formal and concise, and broken english. Autism is amazing.)

  • @yoonbumi4235
    @yoonbumi4235 4 года назад +6185

    (He) (he)ld on
    Michael jackson: felt that.

    • @naomideoliveira1886
      @naomideoliveira1886 4 года назад +190

      Ld on? So deep~

    • @Maria-fb1sz
      @Maria-fb1sz 4 года назад +45

      Naomi De Oliveira hee hee is what Michael Jackson sings

    • @naomideoliveira1886
      @naomideoliveira1886 4 года назад +51

      Maria I know. I’m clearly joking

    • @Maria-fb1sz
      @Maria-fb1sz 4 года назад +104

      Naomi De Oliveira ohh oop I’m sorry being locked in my house made my sense of humor go 📉📉📉

    • @naomideoliveira1886
      @naomideoliveira1886 4 года назад +29

      Maria it’s okay. Happened to me too

  • @ShadowClod
    @ShadowClod 5 лет назад +1755

    Worst thing about people telling homeless people to just get a job is the fact that you need a legal address to get a job

    • @SonNguyen-tf2yn
      @SonNguyen-tf2yn 5 лет назад +166

      well why dont they just buy a house? 🤔🤔

    • @MsLucid
      @MsLucid 5 лет назад +61

      Sơn Nguyễn because they need a job, duhh, they should just apply for the Job known as “Homeless” and THEN buy a home.

    • @SonNguyen-tf2yn
      @SonNguyen-tf2yn 5 лет назад +3

      @@MsLucid true

    • @MsLucid
      @MsLucid 4 года назад +30

      Peppermint Loves sashley whoooosh, it was a joke.

    • @Marsisoffline
      @Marsisoffline 4 года назад +3

      Lara • 2020 years and shit my bad

  • @EchoWhisker
    @EchoWhisker Месяц назад +16

    The funniest part is they are posting these “phone bad book good” images ON THEIR PHONES😂😂😂

  • @silviaratkovich1123
    @silviaratkovich1123 4 года назад +8175

    There is allways a lie in believe
    An end in friend
    An over in lover
    And a fun in funeral

    • @pvwnk
      @pvwnk 4 года назад +200

      𝓛𝓸𝓵

    • @whatalovelybreadstick2449
      @whatalovelybreadstick2449 4 года назад +836

      Laughter in slaughter

    • @billysbasement4498
      @billysbasement4498 4 года назад +182

      Evil in life.

    • @thekippster4749
      @thekippster4749 4 года назад +178

      Spring load my coffin with confetti and blast 'All Stars', my funeral is gonna be lit!

    • @koyo5088
      @koyo5088 4 года назад +232

      @@billysbasement4498 you mean evil in live?

  • @emily-rm2sk
    @emily-rm2sk 3 года назад +10400

    "we loved ourselves but then we grew up"
    " e e e e e e e"

  • @aperson1069
    @aperson1069 3 года назад +9590

    The best part about the art that says "phones are bad", is that all of them are digital art.

  • @axshleyyreal
    @axshleyyreal Год назад +14

    With other channels, they say "subscribe for a cookie" and what not, and i never get one, but here, I subscribe for an extra greeting and here it is. Revolutionary, truly.

  • @rubitch
    @rubitch 4 года назад +7487

    "Phones are an addiction"
    *P e e*

  • @anjelicasasieta1903
    @anjelicasasieta1903 2 года назад +8674

    i love when people try to say "phone bad book good" like books are the ONLY intellectual activity you can do out of the internet

    • @Tenshi_Eirian
      @Tenshi_Eirian 2 года назад +461

      It's not like I could just go to Google audio books and read those or anything

    • @Basedhistoryenjoyer
      @Basedhistoryenjoyer 2 года назад +392

      its not like i watch youtube to study maths because the book is mostly empty words, math history and "Do you know..." instead of actual clear explanation

    • @brabbit330
      @brabbit330 2 года назад +211

      It’s funny to hear old people complain about phone use cause if you look at the waiting room of any doctor’s office, 9/10 people there are gonna be boomers on their phones.

    • @AshleyRachelleArts
      @AshleyRachelleArts 2 года назад +194

      @@brabbit330 old people be using their iPhones to post on Facebook about how much they hate iPhones

    • @ellabella7621
      @ellabella7621 2 года назад +158

      Especially, because books aren't necessarily intellectual. I read a lot, doesn't make me smart, just makes me spend a lot of time lost in thoughts...

  • @kaikai9122
    @kaikai9122 4 года назад +8501

    “Mashed potatoes “
    “ as s “

    • @acek2016
      @acek2016 4 года назад +183

      Omg😔

    • @monikavashishta7541
      @monikavashishta7541 4 года назад +290

      I am literally shaking and crying 😭🙏

    • @onionman8811
      @onionman8811 3 года назад +164

      this is so deep 😭😭

    • @kokonut9142
      @kokonut9142 3 года назад +48

      16:30 was I the only one who like noticed her becoming pale asf-

    • @Rosie-tc6bq
      @Rosie-tc6bq 3 года назад +16

      PLS WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD EHWKWNVRGFJHFCY

  • @the_murfus
    @the_murfus Год назад +20

    Man I absolutely adore Curtis' awkward humour! Never fails to make me laugh!

  • @davidkonevky7372
    @davidkonevky7372 3 года назад +16503

    "He hit her, she killed herself"
    "He e h e e"

    • @luuuuux_
      @luuuuux_ 3 года назад +238

      Lmao

    • @RaiRai-c2u
      @RaiRai-c2u 3 года назад +367

      He hit her , she leaves him

    • @user-pz9ug1py2e
      @user-pz9ug1py2e 3 года назад +92

      @@HaroldIsCool LMAOOO😭😭

    • @iheartcandra
      @iheartcandra 3 года назад +28

      Lmao ! I’m mad this 🤣🤣

    • @KAJAL-xr9yr
      @KAJAL-xr9yr 3 года назад +16

      Bro 😂😂😂😂

  • @yn849
    @yn849 5 лет назад +3638

    Everyone:
    Kurtis: _dᵤde_

    • @thisdude4225
      @thisdude4225 5 лет назад

      Ikr

    • @elliotnguyen2581
      @elliotnguyen2581 5 лет назад +66

      THANK YOU. I CAN N O T TELL YOU HOW MUCH I APPRECIATE THIS. everyone always puts “nobody:” instead of “everyone:”. but “nobody:” just implies that nobody is being silent; therefore the joke doesn’t make sense. you are on my human top tier list as A tier.

    • @Darth_Goblin
      @Darth_Goblin 5 лет назад +2

      I felt that

    • @driftingthroughthisplace5898
      @driftingthroughthisplace5898 5 лет назад +4

      nllioteguyen exactly man

    • @worstusernameintheworld9871
      @worstusernameintheworld9871 5 лет назад +1

      nllioteguyen Damn, ikr.

  • @h0bbylessperson59
    @h0bbylessperson59 3 года назад +4968

    "I WANT TO BE LIKE ASTRONAUTS"
    "I WANT AS S"

  • @oedsvlogt
    @oedsvlogt 10 месяцев назад +8

    I have just now realised I'm not actually subscribed yet? How. Ive been watching Kurtis for years now. I've never gotten an extra greeting.

  • @oksana2633
    @oksana2633 5 лет назад +6088

    Fri(end)
    Boyfri(end)
    Girlfri(end)
    Fam(ily)
    really stuck with me

    • @antarmalik8767
      @antarmalik8767 5 лет назад +224

      im crying

    • @julianbell9161
      @julianbell9161 5 лет назад +176

      Lab Partner
      See? It has no end

    • @j.h170
      @j.h170 5 лет назад +33

      I'm fucking quaking-

    • @pietra8042
      @pietra8042 5 лет назад +18

      Fam I love you

    • @mariayerace9765
      @mariayerace9765 5 лет назад +46

      I felt that bRo 😳😳😳😲😟😲😱😱😗😋😲😱😲😳😱😱👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊

  • @woolinfrench
    @woolinfrench 3 года назад +1866

    "you are everything to me e"
    "y e e y e e"

  • @insertnamehere1983
    @insertnamehere1983 4 года назад +5678

    She (wa)nted (h)im
    14 year old waluigi:*cries in wah*

  • @Kyenii
    @Kyenii 23 дня назад +13

    Why am I getting recommended this FIVE YEARS LATER..

    • @Rox_eq
      @Rox_eq 21 день назад +3

      Me too bro it just appeared on my fyp lol

  • @godzandheros
    @godzandheros 4 года назад +1984

    the most hilarious part of the moon/selfie one is that they actually took like THOUSANDS of pictures while on the moon

    • @cursedcliff7562
      @cursedcliff7562 4 года назад +32

      wait is there a library of them on the internet? i want to see more photos on the moon

    • @cursedcliff7562
      @cursedcliff7562 4 года назад +6

      @@gotohell6730 Thx!

    • @sophiaseth2769
      @sophiaseth2769 4 года назад

      So fucking funny I remember first seeing that in a vsauce video

    • @marisadermacho
      @marisadermacho 4 года назад

      I they just took 17, at least Google says so

    • @radve.1262
      @radve.1262 4 года назад +10

      They took about 6000

  • @leedraconis5793
    @leedraconis5793 5 лет назад +4972

    I’m 14 and this is deep vs. I’m 51 and I’m sharing this on Facebook

    • @doubleacoarnaud9280
      @doubleacoarnaud9280 5 лет назад +17

      @Just_AutumnYT you goddamn right

    • @megp4732
      @megp4732 5 лет назад +10

      Ok... Now tell me why your age is significant?

    • @bingusbongus3404
      @bingusbongus3404 5 лет назад +113

      @@megp4732 Because it's making fun of the subreddit r/iam14andthisisdeep by comparing it to middle aged Facebook moms who spend their time making fun of social media while on social media

    • @lune7758
      @lune7758 5 лет назад +62

      if you come at my dad like this again

    • @SodaPS102
      @SodaPS102 5 лет назад +2

      Wooow this is so deep

  • @yokediciyarrak
    @yokediciyarrak 3 года назад +5322

    ''She's hurting her self for him.''
    ''Sh e e s h ''

  • @kiplee-musicgirl23
    @kiplee-musicgirl23 2 месяца назад +43

    16:18 There’s actually a song about this issue called ‘Hansel’ by Sodikken. But it’s less about phones and more about how no one pays any attention to Hansel’s issues due to being focused on someone else

  • @starlast5947
    @starlast5947 4 года назад +13719

    Do old people... like... not realize you can read things on the internet

    • @tintedcherry
      @tintedcherry 4 года назад +826

      for free and sometimes you don’t need to waste money on them

    • @soulangela7154
      @soulangela7154 4 года назад +247

      @@tintedcherry except you pay for the library so you still pay. While for a phone you pay more cause you can do way more than JUST read.

    • @Nickkan394
      @Nickkan394 4 года назад +23

      No

    • @puffball5329
      @puffball5329 4 года назад +381

      Oh wait, you haven't met those people that claim online book reading "are not real reading".
      Istg bitch I'm saving paper??? Money??
      Like do you know how much books cost? As a person who reads a lot of books, going online and getting most of them for free saves me so much.

    • @minima9667
      @minima9667 4 года назад +122

      @@soulangela7154 but you can get more books in a phone (plus more functions), so its worth it

  • @michelg3811
    @michelg3811 4 года назад +2882

    You: Real eyes realize real lies...
    Me, an intellectual: They’re, their, there

  • @firstwavenegativity6379
    @firstwavenegativity6379 4 года назад +10103

    Boomers: Literally create the internet
    People: *Use the internet*
    Boomers: UnAcCePtAble.

    • @blair7001
      @blair7001 4 года назад +880

      Mom: gives me phone
      Me: *uses phone*
      Mom: UnAcCePtAble.

    • @lo-fifurby1953
      @lo-fifurby1953 4 года назад +434

      My mom: gives me a debit card and allowance
      Me: spends money
      My mom: :0 uNacEpTaBlE

    • @dionea.k8889
      @dionea.k8889 4 года назад +26

      HAH TRUE

    • @celestemargallis5427
      @celestemargallis5427 4 года назад +91

      @@kiz6962 OK boomer

    • @niayayayayayay
      @niayayayayayay 4 года назад +61

      your shrek waifu calm down boomer

  • @frozenuruguayball6436
    @frozenuruguayball6436 Год назад +12

    I am so addicted to Uber bro! I just can’t stop calling Ubers to go everywhere! Please help me, I’m somewhere in Costa Rica, I ubered everywhere. I’m lost

    • @AtomSloth
      @AtomSloth 2 месяца назад +2

      same bro i'm in antarctica 😭

  • @antifragiler
    @antifragiler 5 лет назад +1514

    Why do people make fake deep comics about being on electronics too much when they... are making the comic on a _computer or a phone_

    • @003-e4h
      @003-e4h 5 лет назад +54

      yup yup You can use the internet without being addicted to it :-P

    • @gionniblood
      @gionniblood 5 лет назад +78

      We live in a society

    • @jacksksk
      @jacksksk 5 лет назад +18

      That’s pretty deep bro

    • @outside8312
      @outside8312 5 лет назад +10

      Phones are computers

    • @BenjayyK
      @BenjayyK 5 лет назад +9

      Because where's the best place to tell people to stop using electronics... On the electronics !!

  • @potichat
    @potichat 5 лет назад +2807

    Stu(dying)
    Stu(died) oh NooOoO

  • @monke._
    @monke._ 5 лет назад +3125

    boomer: “Get off your phone for once and go read a book”
    me, an intellectual: **Reads Ebooks**

    • @gaduxxx3718
      @gaduxxx3718 5 лет назад +6

      _haha haha_

    • @gaduxxx3718
      @gaduxxx3718 5 лет назад +6

      *hahah ha*

    • @cc.achilles
      @cc.achilles 4 года назад +6

      Oh my god it's the avatar

    • @pnx1412
      @pnx1412 4 года назад +24

      The funny thing is that I actually have ALL the documents I need for uni on my phone, presentations and parts of the books we use that they offer for free, they also offer streams of the lectures so I could learn everything I need to get my degree (mint btw) by just looking at my phone screen.

    • @harrystylesmiddlefinger
      @harrystylesmiddlefinger 4 года назад +13

      *reads wattpad smut

  • @Cazzie_clawzzz
    @Cazzie_clawzzz 28 дней назад +6

    “Everybody want WiFi and not a single person wants to read book”, because there is one freaking book and someone already took it😊

  • @memeboy4206
    @memeboy4206 4 года назад +4455

    S[he] Be[lie]ve[d]
    13 year old me: **cries in sbeve**

  • @hollydoes.
    @hollydoes. 4 года назад +1073

    Why do people post things saying 'Technology=BAD' when they're literally using computers to make them

    • @apez1919
      @apez1919 4 года назад +58

      I use the technology to destroy the technology

    • @bloodyann_
      @bloodyann_ 4 года назад +10

      oh yeah as if they address all of technology by showing how addicted and unaware everyone gets, yeah Technology is the bad guy sure that's what it means

    • @michaelzhang7098
      @michaelzhang7098 4 года назад +4

      Isn’t it funny how the only way to keep connected is technology?

    • @alvaronavarro4895
      @alvaronavarro4895 4 года назад

      @@michaelzhang7098 wow, you are sure funny. Aren't you?

    • @paddy650
      @paddy650 4 года назад +1

      @@alvaronavarro4895 yeah he's pretty funny

  • @ErinLastNameRedacted
    @ErinLastNameRedacted 4 года назад +2956

    People in 2019: We’re all so addicted to our smart phones that no one actually connects with people! We have lost the ability to socialize with others!
    People in 2020: Isn’t it so great that we have all of this technology to keep us connected to each other when we can’t be together?

    • @jakeystarsuper
      @jakeystarsuper 4 года назад +40

      Exactly!

    • @mondayisdead
      @mondayisdead 4 года назад +80

      laughs in parents taking my phone for 2 months of quarantine

    • @niamhha9014
      @niamhha9014 4 года назад +57

      Teachers in 2019: You’ll never learn anything on those phones
      Teachers in 2020: Check your e-mails, I sent you homework two weeks ago!

    • @kiz6962
      @kiz6962 4 года назад +4

      I still think like 2019. Besides people with abusive parents, the internet makes people worse especially their eyesight

    • @chieeerrrr
      @chieeerrrr 4 года назад +2

      *laughs in my parents took my phone away 11 weeks ago and idk what i did and they havent given it back*

  • @sameklund8421
    @sameklund8421 2 месяца назад +2

    I remember watching this video in sixth grade recess…. I’m graduating next summer… thank you Kurt for being with me for such a long time!

  • @m4vals
    @m4vals 3 года назад +2094

    "he lied, so she died"
    "d eez nuts"😔🙁💔

    • @D3C4YING
      @D3C4YING 3 года назад +108

      omg so deep 😫😩😩💔💔😖😖

    • @m4vals
      @m4vals 3 года назад +37

      @@D3C4YING i know 💔😞

    • @R0DBS2
      @R0DBS2 3 года назад +14

      OMG PLS 😂😂😂😂

    • @arlenedistel1108
      @arlenedistel1108 3 года назад +23

      So deep..😔😔✋💔💔💔💙💙💙💙❤️❤️❤️

    • @basilsfakejordans
      @basilsfakejordans 3 года назад +30

      I'm literally crying this is so deep... 🥺🥺🥺🥺😫😫😫🖐️🖐️🖐️😥😥😥😥😰😰😰😨😨😭😭😭😢😢😢😢😔😔😔😔😔💔💔💔💔💔😩😩😩😩😫😫😫😫😫😫💔💔💔

  • @anhetnd463
    @anhetnd463 4 года назад +2199

    In the thumbnail, people are laughing because his pee is blue.

    • @NA-AN
      @NA-AN 4 года назад +117

      Maybe the guy/gal that made was color blind and they weren't trying to be deep.

    • @sarahelisabeth247
      @sarahelisabeth247 4 года назад +52

      One too many powerades

    • @therealCrazyJake
      @therealCrazyJake 4 года назад +19

      It’s actually supposed to say that the people mocking someone for their choices are usually the ones making the wrong choices.
      Or no matter how right he tries to be by not peeing in the pool, he’s still going to get a reputation by eventually being saturated in everyone else’s pee...

    • @sagisdoodleverse9696
      @sagisdoodleverse9696 4 года назад +2

      Alternate reality

    • @TheLannieShow
      @TheLannieShow 4 года назад +23

      @@therealCrazyJake r/woosh

  • @tartianazale4266
    @tartianazale4266 4 года назад +2208

    I really thought when he said “taking selfies and flossing” I pictured people flossing with dental floss

    • @chubbyturtle
      @chubbyturtle 4 года назад +18

      S a m e

    • @superlolgal555
      @superlolgal555 4 года назад +11

      I was literally dental flossing when that came on and I got so confused

    • @dumbass9049
      @dumbass9049 4 года назад +9

      dentist ass comment

    • @websicles
      @websicles 4 года назад +3

      I was looking down at comments while a dental ad was playing and this was the first one I saw

    • @lex1212
      @lex1212 4 года назад +9

      Fucking kids having good dental hygiene.
      I hate this generation. All these woosies TAKING CARE OF THEIR TEETH??!!?!?

  • @Zozo4VM
    @Zozo4VM Месяц назад +4

    I remember once when I was 11, I watched a compilation of these drawings and it genuinely made me cry💀 (I regret everything)

  • @T-T125
    @T-T125 4 года назад +5261

    “Don’t go please”
    Do g pee

  • @charkatslife
    @charkatslife 5 лет назад +12617

    What’s funny is that all the “deep” content saying social media is bad is all posted on social media

  • @MostafaTElmansoury
    @MostafaTElmansoury 5 лет назад +2109

    The irony is that they would need to go on their phones to make and post these things.

    • @aleja2963
      @aleja2963 5 лет назад +11

      Lol i didnt even think about that

    • @danielduinhouwer2509
      @danielduinhouwer2509 5 лет назад

      Hahahahaha

    • @danielduinhouwer2509
      @danielduinhouwer2509 5 лет назад

      Alejandra Ortiz sanchez lol rt

    • @zix1257
      @zix1257 5 лет назад +5

      No, you use a computer, nothing important has ever been typed with thumbs as the boondocks told us

    • @zix1257
      @zix1257 5 лет назад +12

      the ironic thing is mostly they're posting this garbage for the "likes" they resent so much.

  • @HyperX755
    @HyperX755 9 месяцев назад +11

    Boomers when they realize you can read books on your phone: 🤯

  • @kaisachu
    @kaisachu 3 года назад +1951

    When I was 14 my fave was “studying = student + dying”
    Now I’m a teacher 👁👄👁

    • @mrfrogkingg
      @mrfrogkingg 3 года назад +101

      Lol, bet you never expected that when you were 14.

    • @agoofygoober7649
      @agoofygoober7649 3 года назад +16

      Wow 😭

    • @AngelsFly
      @AngelsFly 3 года назад +55

      Stu'dying'

    • @Corviidei
      @Corviidei 3 года назад +83

      You’ve become the very thing you swore to destroy!

    • @shark_lover_BG19
      @shark_lover_BG19 3 года назад +7

      Does it add up tho?

  • @amberc1356
    @amberc1356 5 лет назад +1593

    That sponsored “ad” on the tumblr page. Brilliant

  • @tanmaypednekar4085
    @tanmaypednekar4085 3 года назад +3809

    "Bad boys read books regularly."
    BA B A BOO E Y

    • @takamikeigo7985
      @takamikeigo7985 3 года назад +159

      Dude, dude...
      *N I C E*

    • @idiot3566
      @idiot3566 3 года назад +65

      So deep😭😩✨

    • @pretty948
      @pretty948 3 года назад +37

      I felt that in my soul 😔✊️

    • @peril.
      @peril. 3 года назад +14

      hit so hard I went back to 1677

    • @c.h.a.d1522
      @c.h.a.d1522 3 года назад +4

      Monke

  • @A_wildflower7
    @A_wildflower7 23 дня назад +2

    Ain't no way this video is 5y ago. I remember watching this like 1 year ago during lockdown. Time is not flying , it's transporting atp.

  • @dimbxr
    @dimbxr 3 года назад +6238

    "She trusted him"
    "S us "

    • @sashaz6109
      @sashaz6109 3 года назад +61

      PLEASEEBEEJEJSB-

    • @canon-de-75
      @canon-de-75 3 года назад +68

      Among us sus su gnomA

    • @Hopedeeznutz
      @Hopedeeznutz 3 года назад +10

      Lmao

    • @cybergum5433
      @cybergum5433 3 года назад +16

      You are a legend.

    • @eliasmortimer9564
      @eliasmortimer9564 3 года назад +10

      AMONG US!!!1!1!1!!!11111!1!1!1!1!!!1!1!1!1!1!!1!1!1!|!|!|||!|!|!|!1!!1111|11|

  • @NeverForgetful469
    @NeverForgetful469 3 года назад +2775

    “please people should plant more trees no more phones bro”
    *P E E P E E P O O P O O*

  • @Alex-yd2fj
    @Alex-yd2fj 5 лет назад +3524

    the unexplored 94% of the ocean floor is just cheesy tumblr quotes

    • @avavisuals
      @avavisuals 5 лет назад +36

      Just some more Yeemo trash ocean man take me by the hand take me to the land that you understand

    • @goldenghxst
      @goldenghxst 5 лет назад +7

      Are you Wednesday Addams

    • @Alex-yd2fj
      @Alex-yd2fj 5 лет назад +21

      Tori Gibson i mean at this point, physically? no. mentally? yes

    • @DrMoonRose
      @DrMoonRose 5 лет назад +6

      I love and stand your name and pfp

    • @Alex-yd2fj
      @Alex-yd2fj 5 лет назад +2

      MoonRose Skeleton thank you

  • @gandalfthegreyonline
    @gandalfthegreyonline 4 года назад +23484

    I’m 90% sure this fake deep stuff isn’t even 14yos it’s middle aged people lol

    • @thebritishbear5392
      @thebritishbear5392 4 года назад +356

      Yes

    • @CocoRegardless
      @CocoRegardless 4 года назад +1480

      I can confirm, my dad shared a lot of these on Facebook😳
      And I also used to think they were deep😳
      Thank god I'm over that phase

    • @allysoune5509
      @allysoune5509 4 года назад +743

      my dad believes in those gold digger pranks, like he thinks they aren't staged, in conclusion ur 100% correct

    • @eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee562
      @eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee562 4 года назад +163

      Lucky I'm 12, haha 14y olds!

    • @CocoRegardless
      @CocoRegardless 4 года назад +221

      @@eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee562 hi, i'm 14 and i'm stupid yey

  • @goldenwolfae
    @goldenwolfae 2 месяца назад +5

    boomers really thinking that we’re staring at a white screen every day we open our phones, did they ever think about the fact we are… actually looking at something

  • @mallorywestover2782
    @mallorywestover2782 5 лет назад +405

    My favorite thing about Kurtis is that even when he starts making what he thinks is a terrible joke he still laughs at it and keeps it in the video

  • @casual_ice_consumer4148
    @casual_ice_consumer4148 4 года назад +1886

    "[D]eep" Content That [I]sn't D[e]ep At All

  • @cursedhempseed5931
    @cursedhempseed5931 4 года назад +12296

    I’m cringing at the fact that I thought some of this was actually deep when I was 11-12 lmao

    • @reeverfan3729
      @reeverfan3729 4 года назад +738

      I'm sure everyone went through this phase as well

    • @dog3011
      @dog3011 4 года назад +209

      Lol im 11 and make fun them
      I be like ThIs DeEP

    • @saraha6571
      @saraha6571 4 года назад +391

      I know 18-year-olds who find some of these 'deep'

    • @ms0_u
      @ms0_u 4 года назад +20

      Same

    • @louisratatoulielinson
      @louisratatoulielinson 4 года назад +71

      Older people find these deep messages dEeP

  • @milothefirst8765
    @milothefirst8765 4 года назад +27252

    my mom has literally showed me at least 3 of these-