FAKE DEEP 2
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- Опубликовано: 26 сен 2024
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About a year ago I made a video called "Deep Content That Isn't Deep At All" and I've wanted to make a sequel for a long time now, so here it is! I hope you can hold your breath cuz we're going deep...FAKE DEEP!!!!! WATCH ENJOY LAUGH THANKS
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comment "i can feel something down there" if ur reading this
#kurtisconner
hey watch this video again
First reply on a pinned comment? This is pretty deep
wonderful
HAHSHSHA
watch it again 🙃
thanks lydia🧚🏻♀️✨🌸🦋💞🌈
"She was a poem...but he couldn't read."
"She was his passed hamster....but he wasn't 13."
lmao
He was Jared, he was 19
this is too deep
but i cant read
best comment
when his parents built a very strange machine
she was an extra greeting
but he wasn’t subscribed
LMAO
ajshshah
🥺
Hit too hard 😔
you say that but....the extra greeting isn't guaranteed even if you are subscribed
she was an extra greeting, but he was that one time 😔
yo this is smart as hell😭
This is the best one yet
Underrated
that's the deepest one yet bruh 😔
Underrated plsss 😭😭
As funny as AI voices can be, there's this magical feeling of knowing that a real person had to sit down, read, and record these awful joker quotes that just cannot be replicated.
I am really surprised he didn't laugh while doing that haha
@@crowdlycrow3632we don't know how many retakes it took :)
Right? Exactly my thoughts!
@@crowdlycrow3632anyone creating that video wouldn’t know what there is to laugh at.
Seriously though and I wonder if that guy laughed or cringed at those awful joker quotes since they're awful....
“She was Neil Breen.......but he was a laptop.”
Omg haha
😂😂😂😂
im laughing so hard this is the funniest thing I've read today
best one yet 💀😂
lol love this!
''She gave him the divorce papers''
''But he made a Tik Tok''
Okay, this is the best one
She tokthkids
THATS WHAT I THOUGHT HE WOULD SAY
@@payaldhauria5483 tiktokids?
@@rem3e yup
She was a water tribe princess
He was a water tribe boy
She became the moon
That’s rough, buddy
STOPPP
This is the best comment
ISKSJAJAHAJAHXZKZ
Poor Sokka
ouch.
As a 13 year old, I can confirm that I have never been sad up until recently. Actually, once you turn 13 you experience a medical condition called “ big sad “. Big sad is when you remember everything in you last that would have made you sad. This makes you big sad. Some people like to together sad.
Oh L
I love this comment. Let’s together sad
i am not 13 yet, so i have not been sad ever. except for every time i have been sad.
let's together sad :(
Damn… a Drew Gooden reference
he was the mayor of Kurtistown... but she didn’t live there
420th like
THIS
omg so sad : ( this is my entire life!
Oof I felt that
Dude..that hit me hard
she was milk and honey
but he was lactose intollerant
and a vegan
That's was so deep i couldn't read
Omg I’m literally crying and shaking rn 😭😰
ThaTS nOt VeGaN
She was a poem
But he was a white supremacist
Damn...😢
She was a subscriber, but he didn’t give her an extra greeting
Now THAT'S deep!
Too soon 😞
Damn! You gotta post a warning before shit like this!
Spencer Allegra sorry 😔
😔😔😔😔 damn thats so deep im sad
she was like a rare pokémon…
…but he didn’t have the balls.
Why there's no comment😂😂😂I'm dying on this one
Deez 🌰s
Jaysus CRAUT
It would be twice as deep if you said "shiny pokemon"
dang man 😮💨
she was a meme, but he's an ifunny watermark
D E E P
# deep
Kirby John Arroyo #deepcontent 💔🖤
*I SPOT AN IFUNNY WATERMARK.*
deep 💔💔
“he was a skater boy, she said see you later boy, but she couldn’t see”
best one yet
I CAN'T
But she was jared 19
Lauriannah B. and she never fuckin learned how to read 😔
So deep in my ass
“She was a poet, but he was dyslexic”
So this is great XD
Nathan Jones Why did I picture Bella Thorne lmao
And that’s on Bella Thorne
Percy jackson *cough*
Could I make it anymore obvious?
“I use comedy as a defensive mechanism so I don’t have to confront my own issues.” Might be the most relatable thing ever.
That's so deep man
Read that again.
_She was a poem._
_He was Jared, 19._
I see you too are a man of culture
sometimes I wish I was Jared
whoa a man of culture 🥴
😭
shit also said this i hadn't seen this 😔
she was a flower, but he had seasonal allergies.
headkicks (i love your pfp, ok im out)
she was a sock, but his legs were amputated.
😔
That’s deep lowkey
he's gay?
she was the extra greeting... and he was the “i found the best actor on tik tok” video
#kurtisconneriscancelledparty
lmaooo
what more can i say
She was buying celery I was buying rosé
Rosie Hill now this... this is definitely in the deep end
I like that canonically, Kurt has been filling in for Kurtis for 2 years past his death
The kurtisverse
WAIT , WHAT -?
I NEED THE CONTEXT , PLEASE -!
@Ded_Girl- Did you not see the video? Kurtis died during it and Kurt takes over
@@blokvader8283 OH -! I- I Guess I Didn't Finish It -..
@@_F_Me_ I'll take "That's what she said" for 500, Alex..
she was a scream
but his head was under water
She was really into horoscopes
But he was a Homestuck
“She was a
But his”
hello eridaaaan
He drowned 😩😩😩
AAAAAA
Look hes so proud of himself for remembering our extra greeting this time
I was going to cancel him again
King
Faissal's Animation ik he’s so cute
HE DOES HAHHAAHA
that's his duty as the mayor of Kurtis Town that's what is expected from him stop praising Kurtis for giving us OUR extra greeting
if i had a dime for how many times kurtis said “dude” i’d make more than my essential worker bonuses
U DID NOT-
Facts
For me that would only be 20 dimes
I could get part of the stimulus check I never got 🤷♀️ dependent life
Someone count
both my parents died when i was 5. luckily, i wasn't 13 yet.
Sorry to hear that about your parents. Is everything ok?
@@firefly5934 eh not really but i'm coping
Bro twinsies both of my bio parents died when I was 6
I’m very sorry for your loss though
aw i’m sorry for your loss hope you’re holding up okay
@@entrapta.exe_That’s good
She was a poem
But he couldn't read
For he was Jared
And he was 19
underrated comment :')
Underrated
Beautifully written
damn that was deep
Just take my like...
“She was a peanut . . . But he was allergic to peanuts” made me laugh way harder than it should have
For me it was 'she was a poem...but he was a dumbass!' 😂😂😂But that whole sequence was comedy gold! So we have to give OP credit for posting it after all...I guess 😉
So, no one has seen Stranger Things? :(
•『 Local Trashmouth 』•
We have but the picture is still stupid lmfao
Thank for spolering vido
SauceAmericano why did you click on the the comments, clearly they would spoler the vido
imagine being a voice actor who does exclusively heath ledger impressions and you get your first customer asking you to read fake deep quotes
@@procrastinatingcartoonstm5130 ok?
DREAM JOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Easy paycheck
I hope they dont do that exclusively because it was baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad
I imagine the dude who did the voice had to really control his laughter, because who the hell can say the quotes with a straight face in joker's voice
i think about "she was a peanut, but he was allergic to peanuts" so often and i sometimes say it with my friends and they go "what the fuck"
Wtf
"I told him let's get this bread
but he was gluten free 😔✋🏾"
He had celiacs lmao
you mean gluten intolerant
F
F
is it alright if I make this my Insta bio ?😂
*“She was a poem,*
*but his name was Jared.”*
Jared 19
U stole the other comment 😾
idiot sienna hi hi lol me No. I did see it after though, and there’s was funnier as well
it’s hard to think that somewhere far in the future no one will understand this 😔
hi im jared, 19 and i never learned how to read
She was a slice of cheese. But he was lactose intolerant
Rosebud 😞
Damn bro thats deep 😣😖😕
She was a tasty burger. But he was vegan
13 year old girls who listen to Billie Eillish are crying right now
😔
I physically choked when the voice actor started reading the quotes
Truly a modern masterpiece
The joker quotes are like the incel version of a minion meme
Lmao
This is so viscerally accurate?
YES I got those vibes immediately with the whole "i hate women" bits
Lmao accurate.
You are so spot on lmao 😂
"she was a poem.... But his name is Jared, he's 19"
He doesn't know how to *F U C C I N G* read
@@juliettemercado9918 its a vine
@@juliettemercado9918 jesus christ
i swear to god this was the first thing i thought of.
Juliette Mercado
ew tik tok? ur either too young or ur an uncultured swine >:(
She was a genius who made incredible inventions that could potentially change the tri-state area
But he was a platypus wearing a fedora
This is my favourite one
There’s 104 days of self isolation-
one question. What is the tri-state area?
The profile pic really makes this
the best fuckign comment oh my god
As kids, we think of batman as a hero.
as adults, we realize that lego batman is the best movie he appeared in.
Read that again
Its true. 100%
I been saying this. Lego batman is top tier
I LOVE lego batman.
Will Arnett is the best movie Batman by so far that it’s not even funny
imagine finishing a book and the last line is “read that again”
No fckn way-
that's actually kinda cool? 😭😭
And it was like the length of a hairy potter book
Harry*
@@zoegiligan8290 ur 19 and ur name is Jared huh?
She was an extra greeting
but he wasn't subscribed
underrated
Yata underrated comment
This is so deep.
😂😂😂😂
Bruuu
She was a poem
And he was Jared, 19
For she was a poem
But he could read
For he was Jared
And he was 19
@@lpsquestie3495 lmao that’s from someone else’s comment
@@starrymilkk Yeah I know. It's cool tho
I find it ironic that the guy who made that vine and Joe Keery were in a movie together
So sad
“she was ____, but he was ___” is actually the best meme template
*He thought she was bae*
*But she was just fam😔🤟*
He thought he was JOKEing but she was mrs JOKE
Lol
The hands the wrong way around
Bro!
sweet home alabama
“She was a poem. But he couldn’t read. His name is Jared. And he’s nineteen.”
😂
And he never learned how to fucking read
And he never learned how to fucking read. :/
And she’s 6 years old
When his parents built a very strange machine
“you get an extra greeting on every single video” EXCEPT ONE
#kurtisiscancelled
we found the best actor on tiktok, but at what cost...
#kurtisiscancelled
#kurtisiscancelled
#Kurtisiscanceled
6:31 this guy saying "when i woke up your so fucking dead" is so funny to me. Props to the guy the did the voice
kurtis dresses like he’s a 60 year old on a cruise . I love it
MB exactly. You get it
he dresses like a lesbian and I hope to one day dress as good as him
Wait isn't he a 60 year old on a cruise
That's his twin brother Kurt, not Kurtis
Chameleon Tea same
she was an extra greeting, but he was “I Found the Best Actor on TikTok”
That one hurt man too soon
this is too deep man
So deep😩😫😫😞😫😫😓😢😓❤️😔💔😓😫😩😫😂😶😶😂😓😂
Okay.Whatever too soon 💔
Too soon man...too soon 😭
she was the society, but he was the joker
The other way round works too. 😂
But we live in a society
I'm da Joker baby
@@ZoyaYeah the society doesn't accept him or whatever
Hahaha I love this
“She gave him the divorce papers, but he couldn’t read.”
Got me dying😂
"you turned 13, you learned sadness"
7yo me at my dad's funeral: *they got us in the first half ngl*
It must have been hard to wait to mourn until you were old enough
Lmaoo me but with my moms funeral 👁👁
I’m sorry that you lost your father. I hope you’re feeling better now.
@@gorillagrip6751 I’m sorry you had to go through that. I hope you’re feeling better now.
@@luuuuux_ aw thank you my love thats very sweet
"She trusted him,
but he was making it stinky"
Wot
LMAOOO9
@@mrfrogkingg from a different kurtis video
@@AishA-vg9ut oh, thanks
fish
12 year old finding out their whole family was killed in a freak accident: Boy am I glad I’m not 13 yet or this would be a real bummer.
😂😭
girl I- are you okay???
Batman's only pretending to be sad over his parents' deaths.
😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭
Kyran Sawhill
Facts
Noah Centineo sitting at home filling out Mad Libs, like “hey that could make a great caption on the socials.”
13:36
_”She was a_ *poem*
_But he couldn’t_ *read”*
Cause he’s Jared, 19-
Joline Taylor and he’s stuck in quarentine 😎
And he never learned how to fucking read
Riley Podschweit when his parents built a strange machine
Bonsai Gecko watch that scene dig in dancing queen
@@proserpinabringerofdeath5935 ayy macarena
turtles *cannot* survive without a shell. it holds their internal organs.
It’s a tortoise
IIRC both turtle and tortoise shells are a part of their body. So a tortoise walking out of its shell would be as possible as you walking into your rib-cage.
And for reference:
turtle = flippers
Tortoise = little feet
The way I remember is: my guess would be that turtles have feet just because that would be convenient for my brain. And I'm always wrong when making 50/50 calls, so if I think that turtles have feet, that means they actually have flippers, which means tortoises are the ones with feet
@@swine13 yes. also turtles have flatter shells so they can glide through the water faster, compared to tortoises that have taller shells👌
@@fearnetowson6090 nonetheless, mate.
Bruh me just trying to saying it’s a tortoise getting attacked 😂
“80% of boys have girlfriend, 20% have brain” just say you’re lonely and go
@Kaya Lambertus i suppose that would fall under having a brain. the straights played themselves.
@@FissionCube Careful, you might upset a het
Love your profile picture!
At least he have brain
The first version of that meme I ever saw read, "...other 30% are having a brain" (the %s/math in it was also wrong) and I've just loved that phrase ever since.
"What's wrong?"
"Oh nothing, I'm just having a brain today" 😕
The voice actor was probably hella confused when you sent him inspirational quotes to voice 💀💀💀
“She was a rainbow
But he was colorblind”
Oh god I never thought abt that. Thats way too deep.
She was a rainbow but he couldnt read
georgenotfound be like
And she was gay
She wasn’t *a* rainbow.
She was rainbow.
Highkey thought the ending of “she gave him the divorce papers” was gonna be “he made a tiktok”
Same 😂
i thought it was ganna be "he signed it" and i was like hell yeah dude
Same lmaoo
Lowkey
THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN AWSOME
“She was a dog
But he couldn’t dog 💔”
I like how 99% of those Joker quotes were clearly written by incels
So frustrating god I hate those weirdos
They're like radical feminists both so annoying
Lilly Jane don’t compare feminists to incels.
@@Alex-kj9vg oh really cause they don't behave exactly the same
Lilly Jane Ok lilly did he pick you yet?
Only Steve Harrington is free of the “read that again” death trap
yea him and jared, 19
Him, Jared, and anyone under the age of thirteen
Cody Klews wot dat meen ie can’t reeed Ie ony 12
the way the voice actor shakily said “BIIITCH?” almost made me burst into tears of laughter thank you sm for this content
6:47
I feel like they were either super embarrassed, almost about to burst into laughter, or both.
Or "it's a girrrrrl." 💀
That was hilarious...🤣
7:49 can confirm, i just turned 13 and the second the clock struck 12 on my birthday the only emotion i've felt was debilitating and uncontrollable sadness. thanks curd!
Love some good lemon kurt
@@sholem_bond kurtled milk
How does it feel to be 14 now
@@jimmymushrooms420 it is not better
I always like the small smirks he makes whenever he makes a dad joke. My level of comedy.
He’s gonna be a great dad some day! 😂🤷🏻♀️
Aurafice
HAHAHA IKR HE IS SO PRECIOUSSS
Nice!
@@bonesandhearts5683 N N
“She was buying celery”
“He was buying rosé”
-whole foods
Just speak your truth because words are my love language
Fair enuf
Is this a reference to the thats cringe:you
cody ko vid
@@Vv24708 no, it’s a reference to the Danny Gonzales video on tac products
This brought forth a memory that was buried so deep down in my mind And I’d prefer it if you put it back
she was a poem
but he couldnt read
his name was jared, he was 19
when his parents built a very strange machine
watch that scene dig in the dancing queen
Heyyyyyyy macarenaaaaaaa
horrible job everyone!
@@animatedintrovert6256 ayyyee nice job homie haha
Two hops this time!
I’m astonished that this somehow worked
The submarine joke works once again
the way the voice actor was saying those quotes with the bad grammar and stuff omfg 😭 💀
It sounded like a shitty soundclous horrorcore rap song lmaoo
LMAO THE WAY HE SAID BITCH KILLED ME LMAOOOO
she was a duck
he : "look at all those chickens" 😔
😔✊
this is deeper than Mariana trench 😔
he was a piglet
and she : "is that a chicken" 😔
Deep
Dead
“She was shallissa,
But he saw Beyoncé”
I don’t take any questions
IF YOU DONT GET THIS UR A SLAVE TO THE MEDIA 👏👏👏👏😤😤👊👊👊👊👊
@@tall_child3214 stan vine lmao
@@tall_child3214 yep that's me. dont get it.
He told her she looked like Beyonce, but she Shallis-saw something else
I feel blessed since I know what this means
We should all recognize Kurt Conner for keeping up with the channel after Kurtis's untimely death in 2020. We thank you for all your hard work.
U troll lol
As a modern female, I can confirm that we crawl out of our skeletons on the daily
Well im a girl butI’m not a modern one , so I can’t say ( I’m from 77ad Pompeii was harsh )
JOKING
hey, i think you dropped your security things
I can also confirm, but every time I crawl out, I always forget my security things 🙄
Yes, I can confirm this too.
she was chicken nuggets, but he only had 69 cents :(
Hell even if he was a trillionare I'd decline! How dare he try to buy me
@@JustNuggie LMAOO
😂😂😂
Alright everyone, we can close the Internet now; we’ve peaked here.
@@JustNuggie damn, can't like. has 69 likes and i still can't afford to like
She was obtuse
But he was acute
She was music
But he had no headphones
She was a mummy
But he wasn't an archaeologist
She was a fan base
But he was the film's executive producer
She was not up to code
He was a health inspector
She was a abstract film
But he is 3
she was a milk
and he was lack toes in toddler ant 💯💯💯💯
Lack toast in otter ant! 🔥🔥🔥
Deep ✊
Lac tos in toll rant
We live in a sauce eye yet tea
We live in sauce
“She was a cook,
but he couldn’t eat.”
😔😔🖤🖤
Damn that’s so deep gonna get this tattoo on my chest 😔✌🏻
@@Stressed_skunk thanks 😩😩😩
Damn.. 😔✌️ I read that wrong.
She was bread
But he was celiac
@@c3r3alk1lled She was Misa
But he was Light
she was an extra greeting, but he wasn't subscribed :'(
That's the best one !
You win the award for “Most Kurtis.”
The only one that actually works
Gold
@@he.said.teenjiejer I've dedicated 23 years to attaining this prestigious award xx
i used to send that “she was a poem, but he couldnt read” steve harrington picture to my friends all the time, and i know in my heart they hated me for it. thats fucking hilarious
the real hero of this whole situation is the aspiring fiverr joker voice actor
YES
YES AHAHSHSG
She was water...
*But he couldn’t swim*
Drownin in that glass
He was water but she was cleor from h2o
HAPPY BIRTHDAY RAVEN
HAPPY BIRTHDAY RAVEEEEN!
I can't swim
she was water but he was hydrophobic
cast of this video:
- kurtis
- kurt
- squirtis
ft. top tier voice acting by the actual joker
"She was an extra greeting...
But he wasn't subscribed."
She was a "folks".. he was a clap
Someone already made this joke
I shouldn’t be finding “I am squirtis” this funny
:[[[[[[[[
i started crying laughing 😂
I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE
Yes you would, it's Kurtis 🔪
I shouldn't be finding the whole video so damn funny😂
he had to pee, but she was asleep on the toilet...
DIVORCE
DOWNLOAD NOW
@@maryy2077 ahahaha, you beat me to it.
Andrea Gomes pee in her mouth
sour patch kids divorce
I just turned 13 and I can’t stop crying because my hamster died 6 years ago, I couldn’t be sad then because I wasn’t 13
r/iam13andthisisdeep
New emotion unlocked : SADNESS
I only have a couple more months left to like Billie Eilish!! Sorry billie, only 14 year olds are allowed to like your content :)
Watch some joker quotes on youtube and you'll be fine
Akriti, my desi dude, that was brilliant 😆😆😆😆
7:52 as a twelve year old i can confirm i have never been sad in my entire live
@@ylva4313 holy crap
NEVER??
@@whatthefuckisthis.. its a joke
I’ll come back next year to offer my condolences 😔
@@valeevee Yes thank you i can now confirm that the minute i turned 13 i instantly got depression ☹
she was a poem, but he couldn’t read. his name was jared, and he’s 19.
And he never fuckin' learned how to read
when his parents built a very strange machine
Vine reference!
😂😂😂😂
What does this say,, cant read
I can't believe you didn't say "she was a poem, but he was Jared, 19"
Madison Jennings 😭😭😭😭😭
“She was the divorce papers... but he couldn’t read” IM DEADDDD
Yeah supa deeeeep
10:34 i just laughed at this for like a minute straight and now my back aches so thanks kurtis!! 😇
"Poopoo in toilet bowl, nobody care. Poopoo in sphagetti, everyone upsetti." Jester.
I guess I've smoked to much to not laugh about this
so deep 😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢
*s o c i e t y*
Okay his puns and jokes are seriously underrated. They are so funny.
Seriously. He makes me laugh so much without even trying. I'm so happy i found him on RUclips
@Six Over Happy out of a few billion people it isnt much but yea
i died at the peanuts one
Six Over Happy mood
So deep
She was meat
but he was the vegan teacher
LMAO
she was a minority
but he was the vegan teacher
same meaning ess
childe? 😨
I can allreaddy hear her breaking down doors with the might of Zeus, getting ready to smite down the none religious whilst stuffing her dog with tofu and yelling at wild animals for eating the forbidden substance, that is meat!
I would like the comment because it’s hilarious but it’s at 666 likes…
“He wanted to cry, but he was only 12”
what😭
I've barely started my journey through the comment section but I'm positive this is the best comment here.
Bro these voice over joker quotes are actually the most hilarious things I’ve ever heard
PROPS TO THE JOKER IMPERSONATOR BECAUSE THATS THE FUNNIEST THING IVE EVER HEARD
She was a citizen of Kurtistown. But he wasn't subscribed.
Ps. I can feel something down there.
You're welcome Kurt 👍
He should have subscribed.
He died two weeks later.
He didn't deserve her
she was an extra greeting, but he wasn't suscribed.
@@agafa-ne-loh oof
imagine that voice actor getting those weird quotes and is just looking at them hella confused
H
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L
L
A
@@anuwilson9039 i apolgise for sinning i will never say "hella" again
@@ravioli4967 Well... it's ok if you use it .
I just want to ask you one question ....
Are you a life is strange fan ?
Anu Wilson I know you didn’t ask me but man I love that game
@@libin5486 Lol me too. It makes me feel all nostalgic
6:30 I'M FUCKING WHEEZING