Baggage: The Most Unhinged Dating Show Of All Time

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  • Опубликовано: 22 дек 2024

Комментарии • 7 тыс.

  • @noahbartlett1296
    @noahbartlett1296 3 года назад +6714

    “I wear women’s jeans” okay that’s not even bad like?
    “I count my girlfriend’s calories” *what*

    • @anna_banana414
      @anna_banana414 3 года назад +597

      “I locked my ex girlfriend in the trunk of my car” aha what ??????

    • @artsparts
      @artsparts 3 года назад +59

      That's so messed up😭

    • @You-sw7tm
      @You-sw7tm 3 года назад +98

      Are they boot-cut women's jeans?

    • @Hally04
      @Hally04 3 года назад +74

      I’m sorry but those things are very different. Like I wear mens clothes sometimes, that’s not baggage

    • @David-mp9xo
      @David-mp9xo 3 года назад +11

      They could be gym partners and aren’t doing it in a bad way loo

  • @alovely4478
    @alovely4478 3 года назад +8223

    i died at "what are all these suitcases for?? where are we going??"
    Genuinely hillarious

    • @ddjsoyenby
      @ddjsoyenby 3 года назад +6

      ikr.

    • @farting358
      @farting358 3 года назад +1

      FR

    • @Liqoh
      @Liqoh 3 года назад +2

      especially this part idk why kurtis didn’t include this in the vid lol ruclips.net/video/ja-_UNCw_SU/видео.html

    • @ThexDynastxQueen
      @ThexDynastxQueen 3 года назад +35

      How are the bots getting smarter yet YT's multibillion dollar algorithm is constantly broken? Whose programming these things?!

    • @mariaochs
      @mariaochs 3 года назад +1

      I hit that part right as I read your comment lol

  • @raynemaybe
    @raynemaybe 3 года назад +15369

    There was an episode with a woman named Younga. Her smallest piece of baggage was that she ate 3 BOXES of chalk A DAY. Her medium baggage was that she steals meat from the grocery store. She was sent away after that and I have thought about what her largest baggage could possibly be for like 10 years and I don't think I will ever rest easy until I know.

    • @cynister7384
      @cynister7384 3 года назад +2840

      Dude if I was on that show as the person who chooses, I would just reject the most normal person because I want to see how crazy the baggage can get.

    • @jennanevara5871
      @jennanevara5871 3 года назад +882

      If I remember correctly they do show the final piece of baggage to the audience in a sort of confession booth

    • @ThexDynastxQueen
      @ThexDynastxQueen 3 года назад +225

      @@cynister7384 Pro gamer move right here.

    • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
      @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 3 года назад +536

      I'm guessing "I occasionally cut my laxative with meth" for the win, but this ain't Jerry's original show, so....

    • @J_Lynn
      @J_Lynn 3 года назад +410

      ... can we talk about the chalk? how did she explain that?

  • @blokvader8283
    @blokvader8283 2 года назад +4713

    Love how he immediately sent away the least awful person there. She's a prison doctor, honestly, that's kinda cool. And her worst baggage was "I like taking pictures"

    • @foheadeats2558
      @foheadeats2558 Год назад +29

      If that’s her “worst baggage” she was lying

    • @haybale287
      @haybale287 Год назад +205

      @@foheadeats2558 You're right, what if she likes taking... videos??1!1?!1? 😩😩😩

    • @maxmfpayne
      @maxmfpayne Год назад

      ​@@foheadeats2558projecting

    • @maxmfpayne
      @maxmfpayne Год назад

      Fr, this dude is a colossal idiot

    • @peggy_bobeggy
      @peggy_bobeggy 8 месяцев назад +79

      @@haybale287 okay but what about...STOP MOTION!!??

  • @benplummer1102
    @benplummer1102 3 года назад +9835

    “I’m obsessed with being photographed”
    Guy who is literally starring in an episode of a dating show where he chooses a girlfriend: “that sounds vain and you seem self absorbed”

    • @noneofyabusiness9372
      @noneofyabusiness9372 3 года назад +164

      I really hate that because I bet you all the money in my bank account that if a guy's "baggage" was THAT, they would've said something else. Like they'd think he was a weirdo or something but I don't think they'd say "wow ur so full of urself, not every moment is about u and u should enjoy life!"
      Ugh, self-obsessed women amirite?

    • @RAE.ofSunshine
      @RAE.ofSunshine 3 года назад +126

      Didn't he say at the beginning he like a girl to take care of herself physically and mentally. No pics tho😩😂

    • @Iva744
      @Iva744 3 года назад +106

      @@RAE.ofSunshine she needs to care about her looks while not being someone that cares about her looks. It's like "I want someone beautiful who isn't trying to be beautiful." I get that a relationship needs to involve physical attraction but some people's ideas of other people's looks and the human body are just so removed from reality.

    • @ShadowSorel
      @ShadowSorel 2 года назад +29

      @Nonaya Bidness he can't be that obsessed if he's wearing *boot-cut jeans*

  • @dr_spaceman
    @dr_spaceman 3 года назад +4632

    When the guy is like “liking to take pics of yourself is vain” while he’s ON TV on JERRY SPRINGER’S show

    • @e13yearsago78
      @e13yearsago78 3 года назад +1

      a

    • @Liqoh
      @Liqoh 3 года назад +3

      that same dude was on dr phil for some crazy stuff 🤣 ruclips.net/video/ja-_UNCw_SU/видео.html still can’t believe it

    • @e13yearsago78
      @e13yearsago78 3 года назад +2

      @virtu givenchy e

    • @MadelinefromCelesteW
      @MadelinefromCelesteW 3 года назад +15

      wearing BOOT CUT JEANS

  • @user-hx1ts9ci3w
    @user-hx1ts9ci3w 3 года назад +6045

    Imagine going to a show like this, revealing all your darkest secrets and then getting rejected 💀

    • @shannonceleste5557
      @shannonceleste5557 3 года назад +306

      I think it’s suffice to say “imagine to going to a show like this”

    • @Heimdal001
      @Heimdal001 3 года назад +184

      Imagine being that girl who revealed her actual job - but with poor wording, and getting rejected as if it's even baggage. That show's a mess!

    • @SantaFishes101
      @SantaFishes101 3 года назад +47

      are these even deep secrets? I must be a demon from hell if so lmao

    • @TheNinjapancake14
      @TheNinjapancake14 3 года назад +3

      I'm pretty sure they're lying

    • @crystalnoname6046
      @crystalnoname6046 3 года назад +13

      @@TheNinjapancake14 100% they are....or at least ALOT of them are. I used to date a guy that was cast on the show as a PAID ACTOR. The producers gave everyone on his epsiode their "lies".

  • @FabbrizioPlays
    @FabbrizioPlays 2 года назад +1638

    "Don't worry, if things work out between us, I'll dump you in-person" is such an incredible string of words.

  • @rohinm.
    @rohinm. 3 года назад +18057

    I can't believe Kurtis passed up 900 opportunities to say "you're telling me a boot cut these jeans?"

    • @starlet5350
      @starlet5350 3 года назад +90

      Splendid😂😂😂

    • @nicunhipnic3114
      @nicunhipnic3114 3 года назад +314

      If Kurtis said that I would have double subscribed, I know you can't do that but I would have found a way.

    • @queenelizabee7246
      @queenelizabee7246 3 года назад +12

      hobbes! hi you're my hero...

    • @PeaceDreams0
      @PeaceDreams0 3 года назад +45

      Kurtis should pay you to write his jokes

    • @amaris145
      @amaris145 3 года назад +7

      wait i have the same pfp on instagram omg

  • @saramorrison7864
    @saramorrison7864 3 года назад +21636

    I love that he rejected a girl for dumping a guy over text, then immediately revealed that he also dumped someone in a way that’s just as wild, sudden, and rude.

    • @butterflywings565
      @butterflywings565 3 года назад +971

      Yeah right, he's a hypocrite

    • @valaya.3
      @valaya.3 3 года назад +659

      The things we don't like about others tends to be what we don't like about ourselves

    • @lauratroy13
      @lauratroy13 3 года назад +651

      I Personally would prefer to be dumped over text than being dumped in person. By text they won't see my hurt, me crying or otherwise humiliating myself.

    • @prettycultleader
      @prettycultleader 3 года назад +141

      LITERALLY CAME HERE TO SAY THIS LIKE DUDE ????

    • @ontxtteredwxngs
      @ontxtteredwxngs 3 года назад +365

      worse. HE WAS INSIDE OF THEM.

  • @joshuaford7565
    @joshuaford7565 3 года назад +8552

    In an episode of this show, one girl's baggage was that she gets severe anxiety attacks and, I kid you not, the studio audience *BOO'D* her
    Edit: video : ruclips.net/video/qrG4Q9dtrZE/видео.html

    • @tea-stems7835
      @tea-stems7835 3 года назад +1159

      Oh my god. I hope she was at least apologized to.

    • @adyaparamitaputripratama2786
      @adyaparamitaputripratama2786 3 года назад +767

      W--What? H-how? That's just... Cruel

    • @L1tskii_
      @L1tskii_ 3 года назад +769

      ………That’s just disgusting.

    • @daiane2649
      @daiane2649 3 года назад +257

      Fucking sake 😡

    • @krisward.
      @krisward. 3 года назад +364

      Thats fucking disgusting

  • @banksxbee
    @banksxbee 2 года назад +449

    as someone who has been homeless and house hopping for the majority of the past year, "oh cool my shampoo exploded!" was the most relatable damn thing I've ever seen. made me feel a little bit lighter about my experience as it's usually hard to laugh at my pain/struggles. even though they're two different situations of course lol. been a citizen of kurtis town for a while, watching youtubers like you have made all this craziness in my life so much easier to handle. thank you.

    • @krankari
      @krankari 2 года назад +16

    • @aloeleaf
      @aloeleaf Год назад +25

      sending you love and peace and safety

    • @ItsDesca
      @ItsDesca Год назад +13

      I Hope Ur doing better now than u were when u wrote this comment. Keep on fighting

    • @ObtuseMori
      @ObtuseMori Год назад +10

      Hope things are better for you now!

    • @negligible_reality
      @negligible_reality 11 месяцев назад +1

      lol

  • @c4ts0nm4rs5
    @c4ts0nm4rs5 3 года назад +4510

    as soon as i saw "i count my girlfriends' calories" i knew we were in for a terrible ride

    • @clarabooo
      @clarabooo 3 года назад +11

      and he come to the show to find new clients

    • @jalynnkline4376
      @jalynnkline4376 3 года назад +2

      LITERALLY

    • @bethany8157
      @bethany8157 3 года назад +37

      cody ko reacted to that episode a few months back i think and i think the calorie counting guy won?

    • @miss.demeanorxo
      @miss.demeanorxo 3 года назад +35

      @@bethany8157 nah that was nickisnotgreen and jarvis and he got eliminated. it was the last guy, not the emo one tho

    • @sophie427
      @sophie427 3 года назад +49

      If THAT is only the first level of baggage... I don't wanna see whatever other baggage he has.

  • @notsosadbart6343
    @notsosadbart6343 3 года назад +5216

    "I'd rather be with someone who's addicted to shopping and 50,000 dollars in debt than a chance of being dumped over text"
    This guy needs to get his priorities straight holy shit.

    • @gremlinwc8996
      @gremlinwc8996 3 года назад +392

      Like bruh that's a cold way to dump someone but a. This other woman has a serious problem and b. He did the exact same thing

    • @emstink
      @emstink 3 года назад +252

      @@gremlinwc8996 To be honest, the being dumped over text being nasty completely depends on context and knowing the people involved. I personally would much prefer to be dumped over text than in person/over the phone, because then I can privately deal with my emotions/quickly get away from that person.

    • @nexus7512
      @nexus7512 3 года назад +120

      Yeah but i mean she dumped her FIANCE over text, the guy she was gonna marry OVER TEXT like on an emotional level that's pretty messed up

    • @coolman72891
      @coolman72891 3 года назад +16

      The show is not real lol

    • @minminsjam
      @minminsjam 3 года назад +67

      I personally disagree; breaking up with someone you were *engaged to* over text displays an inability to be sincere and direct.
      It's more than being dumped over text, it takes a certain kind of person to do that to a fiance, and it's not the kind of person I want anything to do with, *especially* in a romantic context.
      An addiction is something that the person's *aware* is a problem, and doesn't necessarily speak to their underlying character or moral compass.

  • @HAHA-dq3ij
    @HAHA-dq3ij 3 года назад +6203

    All fun and games until someone's last "baggage" is about them being a full blown serial killer who is running away from every cop ever

    • @etherealessence.
      @etherealessence. 3 года назад +70

      YO FINNALY ANOTHER GENSHIN AND KURTIS FAN-

    • @justsomeperson1213
      @justsomeperson1213 3 года назад +78

      The Gameshow Killer... he existed...

    • @eda9965
      @eda9965 3 года назад +26

      better than being a genshin player lol

    • @2soda_
      @2soda_ 3 года назад +8

      @K A L I S A !!!!!!! no

    • @KingOfGaymes
      @KingOfGaymes 3 года назад +53

      Well there was a killer on a game show once.. and he *won*

  • @analeemiranda
    @analeemiranda 2 года назад +12939

    The girl who admits to wearing her panties two days in a row is just an honest queen

    • @AninAqiAudi
      @AninAqiAudi 2 года назад +269

      True

    • @analeemiranda
      @analeemiranda 2 года назад +399

      @Elly Not on the daily

    • @anomaliexxx
      @anomaliexxx 2 года назад +791

      @Elly a lot of people just wear panty liners ^^

    • @mastershifu5236
      @mastershifu5236 2 года назад +122

      literally thinking the same thing

    • @pachiart8838
      @pachiart8838 2 года назад +1685

      Literally. I went "and?" When I heard that. That's not a baggage thing, or red flag.

  • @francescorose1605
    @francescorose1605 3 года назад +3744

    I can't get over the fact that one of the girls is named Raquel, has 'a passion for fashion', is wearing leopard print, and has black hair. Literally the Barbie character.

    • @thalix582
      @thalix582 3 года назад +81

      That's what I thought!!

    • @WhatExcellentBoiledPo-ta-toes
      @WhatExcellentBoiledPo-ta-toes 3 года назад +107

      It was the bratz that had a passion for fashion (and no feet) though.

    • @chrys2260
      @chrys2260 3 года назад +41

      was just about to say that she looks exactly like her too

    • @hades9944
      @hades9944 3 года назад +2

      Exactlyyy

    • @chrissy3875
      @chrissy3875 3 года назад +4

      FRR

  • @aefers
    @aefers 3 года назад +8170

    Chris: "How dare you break up over text you should treat breaking up more seriously"
    Him, when she leaves: "K anyway I broke up with an girl during sex"

    • @BlackOrderAlchemist
      @BlackOrderAlchemist 2 года назад +375

      If dating shows were really real, then you would have heard her going "What?!" from offstage when she heard that

    • @shelymarks952
      @shelymarks952 2 года назад +213

      Came to the comments looking for someone who also noticed this… like dude you had no right to have a problem with that 🤡💀

    • @majorten-toes3906
      @majorten-toes3906 2 года назад +10

      Well I feel like that is completely different lmao

    • @lovepantalone_kaeya
      @lovepantalone_kaeya 2 года назад +97

      @@majorten-toes3906 No...no it really isn't.

    • @nerds-nonsense
      @nerds-nonsense 2 года назад +1

      @@majorten-toes3906 HOW SWAY

  • @amyg8176
    @amyg8176 3 года назад +8140

    If the “I count my girlfriends’ calories” guy wasn’t eliminated on the SPOT I will riot

    • @pineapplelolipop
      @pineapplelolipop 3 года назад +130

      he wasnt, and if i remember correctly he actually won that episode...

    • @rebeccayo
      @rebeccayo 3 года назад +660

      he did not win the episode. he was the first one out lmao

    • @jessearmstrong-kooy2930
      @jessearmstrong-kooy2930 3 года назад +554

      Yeah, he was the first one out in that episode. It quickly became apparent that he was an absolute creepy weirdo

    • @goingsillymode
      @goingsillymode 3 года назад +400

      he was the first out but then the dude who liked wearing womens jeans lost to a guy who locked his ex in his trunk-

    • @ttapioca5
      @ttapioca5 3 года назад +253

      @@goingsillymode Jesus fucking Christ. Really shows what kind of narrative that show was trying to push about what makes a man desirable or undesirable. I mean clearly, wearing women’s jeans is a much worse crime for any man to commit than literal kidnapping /s.
      Edited to note the sarcasm as it was misread by someone else commenting below.

  • @jessicamattes4208
    @jessicamattes4208 2 года назад +4439

    I absolutely despise the double standard for the women on this show. The girl who admitted to wearing panties twice in a row grossed everybody out, but men wear the same boxers for weeks on end and nobody bats an eye. Makes me livid

    • @fricketyfracktraintrack
      @fricketyfracktraintrack 2 года назад +262

      They do
      WHAT

    • @cez_is_typing
      @cez_is_typing 2 года назад +566

      Especially when I’ve seen like
      HUNDREDS of men say they don’t wipe after peeing and just….shake it off

    • @filthyweeb3912
      @filthyweeb3912 2 года назад +80

      @@cez_is_typing I think you've underestimated how much we don't wipe after peeing as in I've been alive for 22 years and not once have I even considered wiping nor have I heard of anyone wiping..... Have you seen a urinal?

    • @annabethpowell3199
      @annabethpowell3199 2 года назад +269

      @@onakochafiołki yeah, but like...two days? i think it'll be fine

    • @annabethpowell3199
      @annabethpowell3199 2 года назад +203

      @@onakochafiołki I mean, there can be other reasons than just being lazy but I understand what you mean. I’m just saying that it’s not the biggest deal. Unless it’s somehow affecting her health and well-being (which it doesn’t seem to be) I wouldn’t really consider it a red flag or baggage or anything.

  • @kaylabrown1830
    @kaylabrown1830 3 года назад +3736

    I USED TO WATCH THIS WITH MY MOM AT TOO YOUNG OF AN AGE and i remember one episode where one man required his nipples be bitten during sex and that has quite literally stuck with me for a decade and probably will the rest of my life

    • @vetreas366
      @vetreas366 3 года назад +234

      Condolences.
      ...
      Also "required"? Not... like an optional thing or a preference but a requirement? Don't wanna kink shame... but that is weird. You think he has business cards he hands out to prospective dates that makes it clear that nipple biting is a necessity? Does he have it on his Tinder profile? How would a pick up line from him even work?
      "Hey baby! Don't wanna look a gift horse in the mouth but you seem to have good, healthy teeth, how about you put them to good use AND BITE MY NIPPLE STRAIGHT OFF!"
      Or maybe something like "Ladies, I have a Guiness World Record for the 'most chewable nipples' in the northern hemisphere and if you don't believe me I can prove it!"
      Would he be immune to purple nurples or is the "biting" part absolutely necessary? The "requirement" part is just fascinating for some reason.
      ... Yeah I think I get why it stuck with you.

    • @gracepromise-sh3
      @gracepromise-sh3 3 года назад +249

      thanks, both of you, this comment thread will stick with me for the next decade too.

    • @everythingz888
      @everythingz888 3 года назад +145

      WITH YOUR MOM???? Why did she let you watch that

    • @NataleighDupler
      @NataleighDupler 3 года назад +135

      Nooo I watched it with my mom all time too and one that sticks with me was “I make my girlfriend wear makeup during sex” … I still think about that one

    • @fricketyfracktraintrack
      @fricketyfracktraintrack 3 года назад +45

      Soooooo
      Where he at tho

  • @kateelizabeth5293
    @kateelizabeth5293 3 года назад +2677

    I love that Barbie saying balls is a part of Kurtis's standard sound effects now.

    • @Q12278
      @Q12278 3 года назад +83

      twas too iconic to just watch once

    • @zippityzoop1478
      @zippityzoop1478 3 года назад +36

      I say it all the time too

    • @spnfangirl67
      @spnfangirl67 3 года назад +9

      LITERALLY YES

    • @alexleyton1214
      @alexleyton1214 3 года назад +19

      It cracks me the fuck up every. single. time.

  • @paxtongray3462
    @paxtongray3462 3 года назад +3549

    The show is suposed to be about the girls' baggage but ended up highlighting Chris's deepest insecurities

    • @Tw0Dots
      @Tw0Dots 2 года назад +53

      Damn, Paige. You have no replies, but I got you. Talk YO shtt. Go off. Cha Cha Slide. Take him out. Leave him for dead. Roast his first born son. Decimate his entire family tree. Fckk Chris, all my homies *hate* Chris 😎👍 Keep it 55th Street

    • @stevenb7038
      @stevenb7038 2 года назад +23

      I just burped really loud, I’m eating mozzarella sticks, buffalo chicken bites, and drinking cherry Vanilla Coke.

    • @noctivagus847
      @noctivagus847 2 года назад +12

      Damn 2k likes and only 2 comments imma bump this too I'm eating noodles rn

    • @qcology
      @qcology 2 года назад +11

      @@noctivagus847 im eating noodles rn too damn

    • @Invisible581
      @Invisible581 2 года назад +2

      Yiss

  • @reyanells9912
    @reyanells9912 2 года назад +158

    My ~80 year old Italian great-grandma was absolutely obsessed with this show. I spent hours of my childhood sitting on her living room floor watching this trash tv while she crocheted in the back offering her occasional bewildered commentary.

  • @trevorallen210
    @trevorallen210 3 года назад +18015

    As someone who's ballroom danced for over five years, I can tell you with relative confidence that Chris just made whatever that was up
    Edit: Guys I promise I know what swing dancing is and how hard it is to lead someone who has never danced. I was simply making a funny haha joke

    • @shantelhill7390
      @shantelhill7390 3 года назад +737

      EXACTLY!!!! That and the music they used???

    • @giddycadet
      @giddycadet 3 года назад +537

      @@shantelhill7390 yeah what was that Dr. Dre ft. Bruno Mars ass beat they used

    • @sams_not_here
      @sams_not_here 3 года назад +272

      @@giddycadet that sounds like a cursed collab

    • @christalbruh
      @christalbruh 3 года назад +389

      LMFAO RIGHT i dont even ballroom dance but i saw him do that and i was like thats not right

    • @quaggotoak
      @quaggotoak 3 года назад +154

      jerrys stint on dancing with the stars makes him a more qualified ballroom dancer than chris. that was straight up wedding dancing lol

  • @thatonecomment6200
    @thatonecomment6200 3 года назад +2087

    "I wear women's jeans." Why is that a big deal? "I count my girlfriends calories." *Oh no*

    • @mariac4127
      @mariac4127 3 года назад +130

      My exact sequence of thoughts lol

    • @gremlinwc8996
      @gremlinwc8996 3 года назад +205

      "I cry watching the bachelorette". Huh, that's not too bad. "I want 10 kids" that's really weird, but I don't like the idea of having kids so maybe that's ok to some people. "I locked my ex girlfriend in the back of my car" WHAT THAT IS PSYCHOTIC WHY WOULD YOU DATE THIS MAN. *chooses him

    • @thisisvoided
      @thisisvoided 3 года назад +9

      dude could just be small man

    • @vlo4829
      @vlo4829 3 года назад +2

      Often none of the baggage matters. A lot of the contestants just choose the hottest person and then pretend to be bothered by the other people's baggage...

    • @TheDGomezzi
      @TheDGomezzi 3 года назад +2

      I didn’t see any of these in this video. Did we see two separate Kurtis connors videos?

  • @TheZombifiedGuy
    @TheZombifiedGuy 3 года назад +4781

    I'd argue that Chris does actually reveal an equal amount of "baggage" as the three women, if you count his *responses* to their baggage as baggage

    • @cordeliathedm
      @cordeliathedm 3 года назад +263

      His responses do say a lot more about his own baggage than he'd like to admit. If I was any one of those women I'd be like sorry hun. You're not worth it.

    • @coolman72891
      @coolman72891 3 года назад +5

      shits fake yo

    • @omnical6135
      @omnical6135 3 года назад +41

      his baggage is so much worse than everybody else's

    • @vlo4829
      @vlo4829 3 года назад +27

      They're clearly forced to make a comment about each set of baggage and act as if it could be a dealbreaker. They're not allowed to say, "Meh, doesn't bother me."

    • @Hollyberrystreats
      @Hollyberrystreats 3 года назад +33

      Agreed. And I applaud that first woman who got eliminated's choice to describe her job in that way. As it was guaranteed to reveal whether he'd get jealous and judgy right from the beginning. Big flapping red flag there

  • @enlightenmentbarbie
    @enlightenmentbarbie 2 года назад +118

    I laughed so hard at “you should be worried about your own safety chris, I’m gonna kick your ass.” Lmao I don’t know why it’s so hilarious 😂 thank you

  • @leonardoguerrero444
    @leonardoguerrero444 3 года назад +6064

    I saw the "$50,000 in debt" part and was like "Damn that's crazy. I could never" then I remembered I'm like $120,000 in debt for art school

    • @donnut4668
      @donnut4668 2 года назад +145

      I'm with you buddy. YAAY ART SCHOOL!🙃🙃🙃🙃

    • @chrismaxwell2274
      @chrismaxwell2274 2 года назад +196

      Just remember... you can pay for another 10 years and owe 240,000!

    • @kerrygordon2487
      @kerrygordon2487 2 года назад +91

      @Leonardo Guerrero and here I am 1.2 million Jamaican Dollars(basically 2 million by the end of 2023) in debt for teachers college lol

    • @rahhhhh6681
      @rahhhhh6681 2 года назад +67

      @@kerrygordon2487 Dude…im so sorry :( that sucks ass, I hope you find a way to pay it off

    • @Sour.peaches000
      @Sour.peaches000 2 года назад +155

      The US government’s debt is in the TRILLIONS. They should worry about their own debt before they worry about mine 😭🤷🏽‍♀️

  • @Pensive_Scarlet
    @Pensive_Scarlet 3 года назад +3734

    I'm a sports coach, too. I coach people about how to deal with and respond to a sport whenever it enters their lives. A lot of it has to do with coping mechanisms so people will know how to choose which team to pretend to root for and understand when it's appropriate to wield one of those giant foam fingers, you know, that sort of thing. I've helped a lot of non-sports people blend right in with relatives, work acquaintances, and neighbors who love one or more sports.

    • @emelkangi
      @emelkangi 3 года назад +128

      This is brilliant 😂 You made me snort out my drink

    • @JayOfSunshine_2281
      @JayOfSunshine_2281 3 года назад +176

      Had me in the first half ngl 😭
      P.S. wouldn't be opposed to having a sports coach of this kind tbh

    • @kloggmonkey
      @kloggmonkey 3 года назад +72

      but how do i pick which sport to pretend to care about? like what if it's the right team and all but the wrong sport? i'd look a fool!

    • @skunkrat01
      @skunkrat01 3 года назад +2

      @@kloggmonkey omg he's got you there

    • @skunkrat01
      @skunkrat01 3 года назад +4

      @@JayOfSunshine_2281 had me too 1,000%

  • @herewego02
    @herewego02 3 года назад +19457

    I freaking love how the guy was overly critical of the girl dumping her bf in a text when he dumped someone IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HANKY PANKY

    • @GemA2Gen
      @GemA2Gen 3 года назад +734

      i mean, AT LEAST IT WAS IN PERSON

    • @frogdrewathing8095
      @frogdrewathing8095 3 года назад +2339

      @@GemA2Gen quite literally IN person

    • @joeyjoe292
      @joeyjoe292 3 года назад +510

      @@frogdrewathing8095 PLEASE I choked 💀💀

    • @hunter5w6
      @hunter5w6 3 года назад +374

      the hypocrisy is UNMATCHED

    • @jamie8068
      @jamie8068 3 года назад +119

      But its her fiancé bruh💀

  • @PCprincipalxx
    @PCprincipalxx Год назад +192

    I was on this show. I actually went on a date with the guy I “picked” (it’s obviously all scripted). He was a wannabe actor and asked me to split a $40 bill (I did) then asked to “come up”. Haha. I made $500 and worked for an hour AND…. GOT TO MEET JERRY SPRINGER!!

    • @mamadoom9724
      @mamadoom9724 9 месяцев назад +22

      The show should’ve paid for your date

    • @gianna526
      @gianna526 7 месяцев назад +9

      So were you not allowed to choose who you wanted? I know reality TV is scripted but I assume the outline of the story and some of the exaggerated parts are scripted but dang what's the point if you don't end up choosing the guy you want?

    • @JustMe-ub9yo
      @JustMe-ub9yo 6 месяцев назад +4

      ​@@gianna526 the point is to make a quick 500 bucks. That's the motivation.

    • @heatherduke7703
      @heatherduke7703 4 месяца назад

      lol, asks you to pay for your own dinner and then wants sex… 🤦‍♀️ If the woman offers to split, that’s fine, but if the guy suggests it??

  • @symphonysonic8643
    @symphonysonic8643 3 года назад +757

    Imagine a room of people telling you their “baggage” and you eliminate the girl who’s baggage is being a fucking doctor because she “has to touch other men” 😭 I cannot

    • @mastermarkus5307
      @mastermarkus5307 3 года назад +38

      RIGHT!? She was the most normal one overall!

    • @cordeliathedm
      @cordeliathedm 3 года назад +26

      Honestly, she deserved better any way.

    • @steampunkmagpie777
      @steampunkmagpie777 3 года назад +32

      FOR REAL she seemed like the best one there 😭 he chose they spicy underwear one over a doctor

    • @alex-jm7ys
      @alex-jm7ys 3 года назад +1

      Right?😂😂who tf even decided too add that as baggage

    • @KaelWrit
      @KaelWrit 3 года назад +7

      @@alex-jm7ys it probably means she barely has any baggage and she had to make one up to even have 3.

  • @brookecoleman5439
    @brookecoleman5439 3 года назад +690

    The funniest episode of baggage I ever saw had a girl choose between two guys baggage one was “I still see my ex wife regularly” and “I don’t respect women” and she chose the man that said he doesn’t respect women, come to find out the other guy sees his ex wife regularly because they have joint custody of their kid

    • @brookecoleman5439
      @brookecoleman5439 3 года назад +134

      Also whenever she revealed her baggage she got rejected by the guy who doesn’t respect women lol

    • @KalCounty
      @KalCounty 3 года назад +78

      I don't know what else she expected. One thing I have to hand it to this show for is playing on people's pettiest jealousies. The testicle scan one was so transparent and it still fuckin worked.

    • @PeterGriffin11
      @PeterGriffin11 3 года назад +9

      @@KalCounty Out of context it’s understandable but If I remember right she worked in a male prison where she had to scan them so if they had let her clarify that he at least would’ve known it was her job.

    • @RockinRoyaltyx3
      @RockinRoyaltyx3 3 года назад +41

      @@PeterGriffin11 that's what he meant when he said it was transparent. It was obvious she was in the medical field at the prison. But somehow it still did its job in tricking the idiot.

  • @miloriku
    @miloriku 3 года назад +4946

    When Kurtis opens his mouth, you just know he’s gonna say something in his video

    • @queenemmers
      @queenemmers 3 года назад +140

      Come on, you just know it!

    • @hhhh-pz9uj
      @hhhh-pz9uj 3 года назад +63

      so true

    • @amayavelasco547
      @amayavelasco547 3 года назад +60

      You're so right

    • @auntbill8166
      @auntbill8166 3 года назад +3

      @@hhhh-pz9uj nice pfp

    • @miloriku
      @miloriku 3 года назад +89

      @K A L I S A !!!!!!! wow K A L I S A !!!!!!!, thank you for your reply. I was actually wondering myself where to find beautiful virgin naked now but thanks to your help it’s super easy now. Just a little question on the side before I go to your link that seems super not like it’s a Virus, what is Kurtis conners last name? Just a small questions to verify if you truly are a citizen of kurtistown

  • @jesusriced
    @jesusriced 2 года назад +342

    Imagine being so insecure you can't give a person who works in the medical field a chance

    • @Anonymous_47
      @Anonymous_47 Год назад +2

      There is something called "Preference"

    • @imsofab1
      @imsofab1 8 месяцев назад

      @@Anonymous_47 nah hes just insecure abt his balls and the fact that she might see prettier balls than his hahaha

    • @kaplingnag7267
      @kaplingnag7267 7 месяцев назад

      imagine being so insecure that thinking to not want to date a certain profession is insecure to you

  • @emmalou191
    @emmalou191 3 года назад +2199

    i’ve never known someone who hates something as much as Kurtis Conner hates boot cut jeans

    • @graceraven3423
      @graceraven3423 3 года назад +51

      I mean, can you blame him?

    • @FreshGirl3000
      @FreshGirl3000 3 года назад +40

      I agreed with him in the beginning but damn does he feel more strongly about it than me lmao

    • @ScientificallyStupid
      @ScientificallyStupid 3 года назад +5

      I wore them in the height of my early-oughts college clubbing days, they sure do make your leg look longer with some *sensible* platform high-heeled loafers and one of those shirts that looks like a normal shirt in the front but is all string in the back.

    • @NickaLah
      @NickaLah 3 года назад +16

      @@ScientificallyStupid I never grew out of it, sorry, not sorry... I just think they look great on hourglass figures.

    • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
      @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 3 года назад +9

      They weren't even that - they were just too long. I mean, I think the flaring round the bottom was to accommodate a boot heel, but on a guy... half a foot taller? This isn't height-shaming at all (I stan my short kings and don't honestly GAF about height) but they were the wrong length, which was the primary issue.
      I do like legit flares, though. They make we want to rock out to Foghat :-)

  • @m00nrac00n
    @m00nrac00n 3 года назад +2960

    The fun thing about those shows is that they always backfire in a way that makes the dude look bad. The reactions to some of the baggage say a lot about them usually.. We have a similar show in Germany since last year and the dudes are so insecure. If a girl is bi or has a lot of male friends/interests they are usually OUT instantly, even tho the other contestants blew up a hospital or something lol.

    • @priyamitra568
      @priyamitra568 3 года назад +32

      omg what’s the German version called

    • @m00nrac00n
      @m00nrac00n 3 года назад +143

      @@priyamitra568 "Voll verschossen" with Ralf Schmitz. (They dont use suitcases, they just say whats the baggage and if someone is out they get launched out of the Studio) "Take me out" is similar aswell.

    • @bibsp3556
      @bibsp3556 3 года назад +51

      @@m00nrac00n is that the one where they get literally thown into a pond when they dont get chosen? or did I dream that.

    • @m00nrac00n
      @m00nrac00n 3 года назад +110

      @@bibsp3556 They are hooked up to wires and stand above a tube, when they get voted off they get pulled up by the wires through the tube so it looks like they get "sucked up" lmao. 💀 Like "beaming up" Space kinda vibes I guess.

    • @m00nrac00n
      @m00nrac00n 3 года назад +46

      @@bibsp3556 I think you refer to the Dating Show with Sophia Thomalla, its also very similar, the contestants fall through the floor bc of a trapdoor. Damm, we have a lot of those shows atm.

  • @atr0phaneura726
    @atr0phaneura726 3 года назад +6799

    I feel like the girl who's a prison nurse and liked being photographed was the lesser evil in the lot of them 🤣

    • @Hanna-bh6tk
      @Hanna-bh6tk 2 года назад +89

      I don't even understand how "I'm confident and therefore like taking pictures" and "I have a job" are considered baggage. That dude was just insecure about his little tiny dick.

    • @malevolentsnow9867
      @malevolentsnow9867 2 года назад +225

      That confused me because at the beginning her tag said she was a clothing designer lol

    • @kiralonely
      @kiralonely 2 года назад +493

      I desperately want to know what her last baggage was. Cause she sounded so normal and like different but in a human way, like how everyone has their quirks, not like baggage shit. What was her last baggage? Was it equally minor? Was it something fucking insane? I need to know.

    • @sophiathefurbst
      @sophiathefurbst 2 года назад +14

      @@kiralonely SAMEEEE

    • @tripaces_
      @tripaces_ 2 года назад +190

      @@kiralonely i found the episode and her last baggage was being a sugar mama for younger men

  • @MoshRom1999
    @MoshRom1999 Год назад +75

    13:35 that is the face of a man who suddenly thinks being a prison nurse is better

  • @josephoyek6574
    @josephoyek6574 3 года назад +2678

    Therapist: "Your mistakes don't define you."
    Kurt: "You are. Your mistakes."

    • @rosiedoesnothing9269
      @rosiedoesnothing9269 2 года назад +42

      I know he was joking but my OCD brain was like "what if I really am my mistakes"

    • @Tw0Dots
      @Tw0Dots 2 года назад +9

      @@rosiedoesnothing9269 You good lol? I feel like that’s exactly what someone would say before going down an existential crisis rabbit hole
      “Mistakes be ruining everyone’s lives.
      It’s me, I’m mistakes.”

    • @rosiedoesnothing9269
      @rosiedoesnothing9269 2 года назад +9

      @@Tw0Dots it's more that there are things in my past that I'm really ashamed of and am afraid to be defined by

    • @sophiaako7663
      @sophiaako7663 2 года назад +3

      @@rosiedoesnothing9269 man, same

    • @rosiedoesnothing9269
      @rosiedoesnothing9269 2 года назад +5

      @@Blastronaute fr he does that thing where he jokes but sounds like he's being serious

  • @avis-javis2146
    @avis-javis2146 3 года назад +4772

    im absolutely dying at the part where they called kids baggage

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    • @uydfi35
      @uydfi35 3 года назад +86

      damn I didn't even think about that, that's hilarious, poor kids

    • @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley
      @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley 3 года назад +132

      Lol! I noticed that, too. I don't want...or really like kids, but to call them "baggage" is a bit extreme 😂. A deal-breaker, for sure, but not baggage such as emotional baggage.

    • @somehistorynerd
      @somehistorynerd 3 года назад +156

      I mean they aren’t wrong, I’d call myself baggage. I still don’t understand why mommy puts me in the briefcase when we travel.

    • @marwaregab7040
      @marwaregab7040 3 года назад +46

      Like aren't they tho

  • @madisonpetri7361
    @madisonpetri7361 3 года назад +2556

    The only thing I remember about this show is that on one episode, one of girls' baggage was like "I am a seasonal bisexual" and she went on to explain that, y'know, in the summer women in bikinis and stuff are hot but in the winter men in sweaters are hot or something like that and I can't say for sure but I think it was the guy's dealbreaker. And I was absolutely entranced with this part of the show as a roughly 13-year-old who had yet to realize their own bisexuality.
    Edit: I think it was the first time I'd heard the term "bisexual" lol

    • @meghanhixon3241
      @meghanhixon3241 3 года назад +468

      I'm so confused on the "seasonal" bisexual thing.
      Like I'm sorry but women are hot anytime of the year lmao

    • @emclaire7027
      @emclaire7027 3 года назад +663

      Seasonal bisexual is truly the funniest fucking concept I’ve ever heard omg

    • @dreamingofthemoon
      @dreamingofthemoon 2 года назад +117

      @@emclaire7027 rightt like wtf just accept ur bisexual

    • @dreamingofthemoon
      @dreamingofthemoon 2 года назад +21

      @@meghanhixon3241 exactly💖💜💙

    • @BlackOrderAlchemist
      @BlackOrderAlchemist 2 года назад +207

      Sleep deprived me thinking about how good ladies look in sweaters as well and how good guys look in bikinis too
      Nice :y

  • @mlk0-0
    @mlk0-0 2 года назад +243

    A number of these just sound like bad, questionable, or "not everyone's cup of tea type" traits. I thought baggage was supposed to be emotional turmoil or behavioral problems due to experiences in previous relationships, romantic or otherwise. Like chronically pulling away when a relationship gets "too" serious, daddy issues, an abusive upbringing or former partner, etc...

    • @dhampir_days
      @dhampir_days 2 года назад +28

      my baggage would probably make the studio go silent lol

    • @damienearl8302
      @damienearl8302 2 года назад +36

      Like, you'll have someone who's worst baggage is that they forget to take a shower some days, then the next person comes up talking about having severe trust issues from being groomed-

    • @LuckyPigeon1111
      @LuckyPigeon1111 Год назад +2

      ​@@dhampir_days same

    • @Pragabond
      @Pragabond Год назад +13

      To be fair this is baggage that is still going to make for entertaining TV not horrific trauma dumping on an audience of people out for a nice night in the audience or at home relaxing.
      Baggage is complicated but yeah I'd say the one that actually counts as legit baggage is being addicted to online shopping and 50k in debt. That is absolutely the kind of thing that could fuck any relationship unlike "I scan balls for a living" or "I'm vain and love selfies"

    • @doubleaabattery7562
      @doubleaabattery7562 Год назад +6

      Yeah to be fair I don't think people would keep watching if it went from "I talk to my cats" to "I was beaten as a child and developed a masochism/sadism/bdsm kink because of it"

  • @Poplar101
    @Poplar101 2 года назад +2411

    I remember seeing this show, and one guy gave up on a girl because she had a bedazzled cane. I think it was because she was recovering from either a car accident or some sort of complication-
    And I remember even as a kid being like "why??? Is that an issue??"
    Like her cane even looked really pretty, she put a sparkly ladybug on the handle, the whole thing was very beautiful. Why would you give that up-? I want my stuff bedazzled :(

    • @onakochafiołki
      @onakochafiołki 2 года назад +334

      oh man yeah dating as a disabled person really teaches you a lot about how weirdly awful humans can be, a girl once told me she didn't want to be seen with me irl if I used my walking stick like... I'm a girl who frequently dresses in vintage clothes and glam coats, so my stick looks like a fashion accessory, and you have a problem with it?!

    • @dhampir_days
      @dhampir_days 2 года назад +2

      @@onakochafiołki I'm autistic and once dated a dude who told me i needed to "stop being autistic in public", aka just be quiet all the time. dumped his ass in the middle of the shopping centre

    • @damienearl8302
      @damienearl8302 2 года назад +9

      ​@@dhampir_days and it be-eth deserved as hell, hope you're in a better patch!

    • @6Shots_ofEspresso
      @6Shots_ofEspresso 2 года назад +45

      somebody find who she is bc i wanna find her and bedazzle shit together, plsssss😭

    • @hannahali1787
      @hannahali1787 Год назад +19

      Honestly I’d be the luckiest person in the world if I can be with someone with a bedazzled cane or just anything in general

  • @TenthElementGraphics
    @TenthElementGraphics 3 года назад +7964

    He eliminated a girl for being a doctor. Then he picked the one who's $50,000 in debt. 🤦‍♂️

    • @destinyneal6231
      @destinyneal6231 3 года назад +78

      oh what the fuck

    • @MaddyBlu9724
      @MaddyBlu9724 3 года назад +212

      Well, on average doctors come out of school with 200k in debt.
      So the shopper might have less debt, but for a dumber reason.

    • @justayoutubecommentator3059
      @justayoutubecommentator3059 3 года назад +486

      @@MaddyBlu9724 yeah but obviously doctors make enough to pay that off

    • @KnittingThroughTrauma
      @KnittingThroughTrauma 3 года назад +109

      Oh dude I thought that could’ve been a fun twist to the show. Like how a “bad” baggage could actually be like “no im a rich doctor”. I agree with Kurtis, we gotta reshoot the show.

    • @RabidDisposition
      @RabidDisposition 3 года назад +17

      Some people dont choose their partners based on their finances. We arent all materialistic

  • @DiMagnolia
    @DiMagnolia 3 года назад +27060

    Imagine turning down a girl because you’re insecure that she’s a medical professional in a men’s prison

    • @yeebler
      @yeebler 3 года назад +194

      Inmates and prison staff relationships are so common that I'd be worried aswell

    • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
      @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 3 года назад +1537

      @@yeebler is that... a US thing? Cause my mum worked in prisons in our state in Oz for over 25 years and I only ever heard of two cases of this... although that may just have been the ones that were investigated :-(

    • @cheetodust745
      @cheetodust745 3 года назад +561

      @@yeebler isn’t that more between men staff in women’s prisons than women’s staff in men’s prisons though?

    • @galaxyocicat5660
      @galaxyocicat5660 3 года назад +1363

      And to say "I worry about her safety" as if she wasn't trained to know how protect herself??

    • @steveosk8s
      @steveosk8s 3 года назад +165

      @@cheetodust745 it's pretty common both ways. Inmates of all kinds try to exploit guards.

  • @Pianovania
    @Pianovania 2 года назад +135

    I remember watching this show at like 3am when I couldn't sleep, and the contestants baggage was that he was bisexual and THAT BROKE THE DEAL??? I'm pretty sure one of the girl's baggages was cheating. I have no clue what episode or people were in it but I remember that part so vividly and I was absolutely pissed

    • @overthehorizon1202
      @overthehorizon1202 2 года назад +20

      There was one that was either the same as what you're describing or very similar, it was between a bisexual person or a person who lived and slept with rats, the rat girl won

    • @Pianovania
      @Pianovania 2 года назад +13

      @@overthehorizon1202 I REMEMBER THAT- Though to be fair, pet rats are very clean and affectionate, it's like sleeping with tiny dogs on the bed.

    • @overthehorizon1202
      @overthehorizon1202 2 года назад +22

      @@Pianovania yeah but bisexuality as the deal breaker sucks

    • @Pianovania
      @Pianovania 2 года назад +8

      @@overthehorizon1202 Oh for sure, it's scummy af

    • @damienearl8302
      @damienearl8302 2 года назад +1

      ​@@Pianovania Pretty sure it was a serial cheater and a guy who dated a trans woman, actually! And given the climate, the fact that she was trans... well, that probably had a role-

  • @Hawkborat
    @Hawkborat 3 года назад +2062

    Imagine not liking someone cause they're a doctor and they have to touch other people to do their job.

    • @jessieweickert9105
      @jessieweickert9105 3 года назад +14

      I’m confused though because it said she was a clothing designer in her intro?

    • @melodyspalace
      @melodyspalace 3 года назад +47

      @@jessieweickert9105 maybe she designs clothes as a side hustle

    • @krisrunedelta
      @krisrunedelta 3 года назад +68

      Me when I telepathically treat my patients so my mans won't be sad about me touching other ppl

    • @coolman72891
      @coolman72891 3 года назад +7

      Shits fake yo

    • @orangeismyfavoritecolor
      @orangeismyfavoritecolor 3 года назад +20

      @@coolman72891 Yeah, but it’s still dumb lol

  • @walkingindlite
    @walkingindlite 3 года назад +16372

    My romantic heart wants to believe that Raquel accepted Chris's baggage, took his money, cleared her debt and started seeing a therapist for her addiction. ❤️

    • @jessearmstrong-kooy2930
      @jessearmstrong-kooy2930 3 года назад +1591

      ...And then dumped Chris via a text message while they were having sex

    • @khalilmartinez6063
      @khalilmartinez6063 3 года назад +31

      @@jessearmstrong-kooy2930 lol

    • @rix_908
      @rix_908 3 года назад +771

      @@jessearmstrong-kooy2930 and threw out those ugly bootcut jeans

    • @mibwu
      @mibwu 3 года назад +289

      girlbossing it out

    • @cloqck1781
      @cloqck1781 3 года назад +112

      girlboss her into becoming a millionaire

  • @elfiot
    @elfiot 3 года назад +2832

    I know that the baggage is supposed to increase in seriousness, but the statement “I wear my underwear twice in a row, I communicate telepathically with my dog, and my shopping addiction has resulted in me owing $50K in credit card debt.” Is a total roller coaster. Because like occasionally rewearing underwear isn’t that weird and if she were a dude no one would even care. The psychic thing is weird but like I’m not sure it’s baggage. It would be helpful to clarify if she means that she can often tell what her dog is thinking or if she thinks it “talks” to her in mental English. And then they mention that she has like an actual life ruining problem with the same tone.
    There’s probably a feminist hot take about how it’s subtly misogynistic to portray “sorta gross” “quirky” and “in financial crisis” as similarly serious personal issues, but I don’t have the time to complete it rn.

    • @chaoticcatartist
      @chaoticcatartist 3 года назад +87

      Right on the nail

    • @TitaniusAnglesmith
      @TitaniusAnglesmith 3 года назад +181

      I'd argue that telepathy is grounds for "baggage." But the pants thing? I thought that shit was normal

    • @alliexcx5576
      @alliexcx5576 3 года назад +1

      Ye

    • @madide3978
      @madide3978 3 года назад +104

      @@TitaniusAnglesmith its gotta be normal i refuse to believe that is super crazy

    • @treesspeaklatin8950
      @treesspeaklatin8950 3 года назад +55

      @@TitaniusAnglesmith exactly I only change my panties when I take a shower which is normally every 3-4 days...

  • @forbiddenfig4033
    @forbiddenfig4033 2 года назад +16

    Speaking from personal experience... if you have to live out of a suitcase, pro tip: use more bags!! save all plastic bags you can, especially the ones w/out holes.
    I used a plastic bag to keep my dirty laundry in so I knew what was already worn, & you can put shampoo etc in zipper freezer/sandwich bags (w/e fits the items best) so if it explodes it's at least contained.

  • @Jhfisibejoso8pkabrvo2is8
    @Jhfisibejoso8pkabrvo2is8 3 года назад +17308

    I love how Kurtis is ragging on boot cut jeans even though he looks like someone who sells cigarettes to minors outside of a 7/11

  • @fishfreakrequiem
    @fishfreakrequiem 3 года назад +703

    I'm sorry, this guy picked a girl $50,000 in debt (the only real bit of baggage) over the girl who dumped her long distance boyfriend over text? Then it's revealed he also dumped someone in an inappropriate/insensitive way? What an idiot.

    • @sinkmince1630
      @sinkmince1630 3 года назад +20

      and now he's probably paid off her 50k debt lol

    • @begaydocrimes8224
      @begaydocrimes8224 3 года назад +7

      How else is she supposed to break up with him? Over plane?

    • @betweenXtheXstars
      @betweenXtheXstars 3 года назад +4

      I think its because Raquel is friggin banging honestly

    • @Gingersnaps_the_pumpkin_kitty
      @Gingersnaps_the_pumpkin_kitty 3 года назад +6

      @Shiokyuri why does it matter which way?
      Like if I give a long thought out well spoken list of reasons that I don't feel like we work versus an in the moment pissed and quick call - "we're fucking done" - then hang up, is the call somehow automatically better because you heard my voice???
      Like would our comments be more valid if we were calling eachother?? Are we all assholes for not speaking this to one another???
      No matter the break up, bitching that it was over text is the LEAST of your concerns.
      This obsessive need to condemn people for petty "faux pauxs" is bullshit, it's like saying your friend "isn't allowed to like the same guy" as you. Nah, they are.
      It's childish and if that's legitimately the WORST part of your break-ups then you're also VERY lucky.
      So hottake ig but if you get pissy over break-up texts you're break-up must not have been that bad and it's a completely valid form of communication in a relationship.

    • @olivercharles2930
      @olivercharles2930 Год назад

      @@Gingersnaps_the_pumpkin_kitty No, if you can't even put in the effort to call up and speak your reasons normally, it just comes across as dickish and lazy.

  • @joli1320
    @joli1320 3 года назад +1671

    Ik everyone wants to point out how the "I examine men's balls in prison" is a bad way to describe your job, but when we're introduced to her, it says her job is a clothing designer so... is she part-time prison guard or is she designing clothes specifically for prisoners or is she just really creepy is the new question to ask

    • @Simmerdownidc
      @Simmerdownidc 3 года назад +242

      I would guess that she does that as a side job or hobby and that they put that because sonographer or ultrasound tech doesnt sound "hip"

    • @GamerSisters
      @GamerSisters 3 года назад +283

      She's probably just literally a prison doctor (with design as a side job, it's pretty common for designers to have two jobs) but they decided to describe it in the worst way possible, for drama

    • @RainyDays2790
      @RainyDays2790 3 года назад +45

      @@GamerSisters or the exects made her describe it that way

    • @fax6821
      @fax6821 3 года назад

      Finally!!
      ruclips.net/video/fYSpEaIbN7o/видео.html . . .

    • @GamerSisters
      @GamerSisters 3 года назад +9

      @@RainyDays2790 yeah that's what I meant

  • @sammys_soulmate7954
    @sammys_soulmate7954 2 года назад +64

    He chose a girl that is THOUSANDS of dollars in debt… You know how hard and complicated that is going to be. It’s different if you’re in the relationship already and it starts, but he straight up CHOSE her

    • @ianmacdonald4163
      @ianmacdonald4163 Год назад +9

      100% would rather get dumped by my fiance than date someone with a 200 credit score, a crippling spending addiction, and crazy interest on 50k debt.

  • @brad1426
    @brad1426 3 года назад +384

    I like how he sent the woman with the least baggage home early lol.

    • @brad1426
      @brad1426 3 года назад +69

      "I am a medical professional, I'm very attractive and successful as a prison doctor."
      "Okay weirdo"
      "I'm $50,000 in debt"
      "Cool"

  • @nicholelee1075
    @nicholelee1075 3 года назад +423

    "I'm into ballroom dancing" proceeds to do something that looks like west coast swing and then tried to teach Jerry the pretzel

  • @emilyspurlock2323
    @emilyspurlock2323 3 года назад +1550

    I remember watching this show when I was like nine or ten, and one woman's baggage was that she takes a three hour long bath every morning. As a lover of bubble baths, I said to myself "what a dream! this is fine! who cares?" I still stand by this over a decade later.

    • @bangitybangbabang
      @bangitybangbabang 3 года назад +22

      Wouldn't you be cold by the end?

    • @alexanderh8129
      @alexanderh8129 2 года назад +19

      @@bangitybangbabang re warm the water

    • @GalaxyDogenut
      @GalaxyDogenut 2 года назад +25

      Damn... apparently a person enjoying a bubble bath is bad.
      Pfffffff-

    • @GalaxyDogenut
      @GalaxyDogenut 2 года назад +5

      Or a bath. Whatever. Let people enjoy their baths.

    • @Broccolie
      @Broccolie 2 года назад +19

      I could understand how that could be a bad thing but tbh I would do that every day if I could she’s lucky if she still does that

  • @cyanidesmile7263
    @cyanidesmile7263 2 года назад +59

    Turning down a potential partner because you're so insecure they can't be a medical professional? Talk about quitting before you even apply for the job.

  • @monicagrace9536
    @monicagrace9536 2 года назад +1120

    There's one episode where a dude's baggage was he always gets high during sex, and then the woman's baggage was that whenever they have sex he has to sign a contract between her and God.
    She ended up choosing weed sex guy,, and he accepted her baggage. I cannot help but think about how long their pre sex rituals are, especially considering the girl said she LOVES to have sex.

    • @damienearl8302
      @damienearl8302 2 года назад +184

      Signing a contract with God while high as a kite, what beautiful imagery!

    • @Baldjotarokujo
      @Baldjotarokujo 2 года назад +9

      Its not that hard to get high

    • @heckingbamboozled8097
      @heckingbamboozled8097 Год назад +12

      @@Baldjotarokujo Depending on your tolerance :,(

    • @Pragabond
      @Pragabond Год назад +6

      @@heckingbamboozled8097I mean your tolerance would have to be absolutely absurd for it to take more than 5 maybe 10 minutes if you like rapid fire puff.
      If your tolerance is that crazy holy shit dude maybe a tolerance break is in order?

  • @ZachPlum
    @ZachPlum 3 года назад +3376

    This show is great because everybody is an awful person, any pairing would be so incredibly toxic

    • @RAE.ofSunshine
      @RAE.ofSunshine 3 года назад +21

      ESH

    • @destinyneal6231
      @destinyneal6231 3 года назад +12

      like literally any dating situation 2021-2022

    • @mehakverma7043
      @mehakverma7043 3 года назад +5

      no one is perfect though

    • @freakmaster30000
      @freakmaster30000 3 года назад +17

      Raquel was good ‼️ I mean she shouldn’t have accepted Chris

    • @beelzemobabbity
      @beelzemobabbity 2 года назад +3

      Although some are definitely... Much worse.. And much creepier

  • @KalCounty
    @KalCounty 3 года назад +264

    Caitlin really dodged a bullet. I wouldn't put too much stock in the intelligence of a man who thinks that medical scans are done with the practitioner's bare hands.

  • @cheesey_puff
    @cheesey_puff 2 года назад +14

    I'm so glad I'm not the only one who remembers this show...it always played when I stayed up super late during my junior high years, and it was always a fever dream to watch. Like, some of the baggage was so like... unimportant...and the contestants always acted like the people admitted to likely eating poo or something. Like oh, your baggage is that you enjoy cosplaying?! That's worse than sleeping with my grandma, how dare you! I'm doing you a favor by accepting your baggage

  • @denisebishi5212
    @denisebishi5212 3 года назад +667

    Not him rejecting someone whose baggage was being a medical professional for a woman who has a shopping addiction and is in debt for it. Also seems hypocritical that he rejected the woman who dumped their ex in a harsh way just like HE did. This man has his priorities in a twist😭😭

    • @20cnVision
      @20cnVision 3 года назад +6

      Nah I see why he rejected the one who broke up with her ex.
      His situation (or atleast how he framed it) seemed very different. He said she brought it up during sex which brought him to the realization - and I mean, what is he supposed to do in that moment? Finish and then break up?
      I think it's more of an awkward thing that happened, not necessarily a proof for a bad character trait.

    • @denisebishi5212
      @denisebishi5212 2 года назад +3

      @@20cnVision I see where you’re coming from. We can only judge from the little bit he told us so we don’t really know the full story I guess.

    • @20cnVision
      @20cnVision 2 года назад +5

      @@denisebishi5212 That's true. My comment only makes sense assuming he told the full truth - there's no way for us to know

    • @denisebishi5212
      @denisebishi5212 2 года назад +2

      @@20cnVision i agree

  • @emmalawrence9398
    @emmalawrence9398 3 года назад +662

    "I count my girlfriends' calories" immediately no. Immediately no.

    • @ddjsoyenby
      @ddjsoyenby 3 года назад +82

      this screams "run as fast as you can"

    • @IMPofTHEGASsTATION
      @IMPofTHEGASsTATION 3 года назад +15

      if i remember correctly, he was the guy who won that episode :'')

    • @fart63
      @fart63 3 года назад +18

      The reddest flag

    • @sinnsage
      @sinnsage 3 года назад +2

      @@IMPofTHEGASsTATION noooooooooooo

    • @TrishaMitchell101
      @TrishaMitchell101 7 месяцев назад

      I would never date someone who counts my calories. Guys who do that are terrible.

  • @kaitlynpapaya8909
    @kaitlynpapaya8909 3 года назад +624

    I hope they paid that girl enough to help with her debt that they made her tell everyone about 😂

    • @silverkyre
      @silverkyre 3 года назад

      Its probably just all scripted so she might nit even have a problem.

  • @stoned5698
    @stoned5698 2 года назад +21

    16:30 😂😭😂😭 he danced with Jerry Springer till he climaxed😂😂😂 I'm done

  • @finnpoe.
    @finnpoe. 3 года назад +570

    I love how we don't have to imagine these random situations and instead Kurtis just acts them out for us

    • @roundsdm
      @roundsdm 3 года назад +8

      I think it’s especially helpful for those of us with Aphantasia that can’t create mental pictures in our head or really imagine anything lol- i only know that other people can do any of that because i used to be able to lol☹️

    • @cabbagecart-u3x
      @cabbagecart-u3x 3 года назад +1

      @@roundsdm i have maladaptive daydreaming and while hes doing scenarios my brain is already daydreaming em LOLL

  • @thisaccountisntreal107
    @thisaccountisntreal107 3 года назад +778

    I met a couple that told me they were on an episode of Jerry Springer
    According to them they were given a bunch of characters and character cards
    Then they just started yelling at each other and throwing chairs
    They said it was a lot of fun

    • @wiiuandmii7619
      @wiiuandmii7619 3 года назад +81

      That just sounds like larping

    • @PGOuma
      @PGOuma 2 года назад +26

      Get me on this show

    • @savannahu3254
      @savannahu3254 2 года назад +13

      I was offered to be on the show with a friend, but they wanted a "true dramatic story" to base our storyline off of. They asked me to bring one of my ex's with me. They'd pay for our three day trip. It was weird and didn't want to call an ex up to be on Jerry springer lmao

    • @mayhemmayhem9282
      @mayhemmayhem9282 2 года назад +20

      @@savannahu3254 I would have . Just because I've always wanted to be on there. I have an ex who's a friend and we could act dramatic. Tbh I just want my beads 😂😂😂😂

  • @mantis-manthegreat
    @mantis-manthegreat 3 года назад +332

    "I collect used underwear" is fine, but "I do my job to scan parts of prison men" is not? WHAT IS THE NORM IN THIS SHOW

  • @Minaisblu
    @Minaisblu 2 года назад +25

    14:30
    For a split second i thought it said "i took a dump in my fiance's text" :'DD

  • @toibocks3201
    @toibocks3201 3 года назад +2718

    I freaking loved watching baggage! And in the least creepy way possible I love YOU Kurt or more accurately your art!! Thankyou so much for doing what you do

    • @Lilahlove17
      @Lilahlove17 3 года назад +187

      Ahhh yes we love a reply section full of scammers

    • @drippycity4135
      @drippycity4135 3 года назад +114

      Damn you got three different bots in this thread
      Edit: four. Four different bots

    • @Alex36bsk
      @Alex36bsk 3 года назад +67

      These people replying are definitely real people

    • @Loregasmo
      @Loregasmo 3 года назад +45

      Well I love him in the MOST creepy way. So.

    • @bellsyo72
      @bellsyo72 3 года назад +9

      Pin this comment, Kurtis, you coward.

  • @futurehofer1564
    @futurehofer1564 3 года назад +918

    Barbie saying "balls" in echo is literally the biggest blessing God has ever given me

    • @chloeadaline9349
      @chloeadaline9349 2 года назад +8

      I feel this on a comedic spiritual level.

    • @beanie252
      @beanie252 2 года назад +10

      whenever i happen to momentarily forget about that video, kurtis puts it in a new one and i laugh every single time

  • @cheyenne2328
    @cheyenne2328 3 года назад +359

    I love that the audience cheers as soon as the suitcase is open. They don't even time to read the sentence, they just freak out as a box opens.

  • @Ava.Valdez6
    @Ava.Valdez6 2 месяца назад +3

    4:41 im so glad that Kurtis talks about this because I always get so annoyed when the audience on any show starts screaming or clapping at the weirdest time (especially on like dr phill or somethin)

  • @lillymacattack3141
    @lillymacattack3141 3 года назад +229

    I’ve watched many episodes of this show and the craziest part is that usually the women’s baggage is like “I go to therapy” and the men’s are like “i killed my ex but it’s okay cause she annoyed me”

    • @coffe4meplz
      @coffe4meplz 3 года назад +18

      thats just r/relationships on reddit

  • @kingkebo3960
    @kingkebo3960 3 года назад +2960

    I have never identified with something so hard as I do with Kurtis’ pure, interminable hatred for boot cut jeans

    • @amandas2639
      @amandas2639 3 года назад +30

      That hurts.

    • @FloraMHorta
      @FloraMHorta 3 года назад +1

      Good comment. I just didn't wanna ruin the meme amount of likes xD

    • @readtheroom831
      @readtheroom831 2 года назад

      👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼

    • @leahflower9924
      @leahflower9924 2 года назад

      When did the 80s come back for guys is it because of stranger things

    • @HugeESmalls
      @HugeESmalls 2 года назад +3

      theyre only okay with boots, im not tucking my jeans thats worse lol
      if you wear them with other shoes that's weird as hell

  • @dwalford331
    @dwalford331 3 года назад +167

    that moan immediately followed by "that is the face of an erect man" made me LOSE it. god tier editing & delivery

  • @starmunching
    @starmunching 2 года назад +143

    I think it'd be hilarious if he chose Holly and she dumped him in person after his baggage was revealed like she promised

  • @bronwenkelly9523
    @bronwenkelly9523 3 года назад +950

    Kurtis is progressively getting more and more oatmeal with every upload. And I am living for it.

    • @applecart44
      @applecart44 3 года назад +11

      My gf's name is Bronwen and I've never met another! Also I agree with your comment lol

    • @yhousey
      @yhousey 3 года назад +194

      i dont know what the fuck this means but i agree

    • @mayapapaya02
      @mayapapaya02 3 года назад +11

      oatmeal container?

    • @kookiesmj01
      @kookiesmj01 3 года назад +6

      @@yhousey LMAO same

    • @csavage00
      @csavage00 3 года назад +9

      @@mayapapaya02 a wooden bowl?

  • @caityelwell2543
    @caityelwell2543 3 года назад +595

    i once saw an episode where the MEDIUM baggage was “i am a heroin addict”

    • @tacobellIord
      @tacobellIord 3 года назад +8

      LMFAOOO

    • @shannonceleste5557
      @shannonceleste5557 3 года назад +47

      Well now I need to know what the most baggage for that person was

    • @Engardian
      @Engardian 3 года назад +41

      …yet ‘light’ baggage is…likes to take photos or wears underwear(god forbid) two days in a row?

    • @emclaire7027
      @emclaire7027 3 года назад +45

      I can only imagine that the big one was “I’m a heroin dealer”

    • @user-rz5ew2ft8h
      @user-rz5ew2ft8h 3 года назад

      What episode was that LMAO??!

  • @kellydean101
    @kellydean101 3 года назад +192

    I loved baggage when it was on air. My favorite thing about it was that the episodes seemed to alternate between mundane and absolutely criminal. Like one episode would be, "My baggage is that I hate the smell of ketchup." Then, the next would be, "I pushed my ex-boyfriend's car off a cliff lol."

  • @ellyzesavagebanana
    @ellyzesavagebanana 2 года назад +18

    The first thing "She's Asexual and NEVER Dated!"
    *Cartoon "D'OH" sound effect*

  • @beaniesketch
    @beaniesketch 3 года назад +302

    "I wear my panties two days in a row" **crowd boos** damn i forgot some people shower every single day

    • @Xxth3_murder5cenexX
      @Xxth3_murder5cenexX 2 года назад +60

      this is probably super gross but i shower like once a week and i went like three and a half weeks straight without a single shower at my worst lol

    • @beaniesketch
      @beaniesketch 2 года назад +46

      @@Xxth3_murder5cenexX honestly? no judgment lol

    • @madisonlewe1057
      @madisonlewe1057 2 года назад +15

      I can’t shower everyday because it honestly breaks me out

    • @olmcskrtskrt8245
      @olmcskrtskrt8245 2 года назад +22

      @@Xxth3_murder5cenexX honestly same, showering seems to take a ton of energy out of me

    • @emme.li3
      @emme.li3 2 года назад +16

      @@Xxth3_murder5cenexX finally found my people, I can't shower more than once a week, otherwise my skin dries out completely & my face breaks out. Besides the fact that I barely got energy for that one time & it gives me a headache, not sure why that is tho

  • @DonnieLouis
    @DonnieLouis 3 года назад +177

    Bro the way Jerry pulled out the phone like it was a bit, then took way too long cause he actually wanted to take a picture, made me UNCOMFY

  • @Thomas_Winters
    @Thomas_Winters 3 года назад +1211

    Imagine:
    Your girlfriend begged you to sit in the audience with her at the Jerry Springer show. It was shit but years later you subscribe to Kurtis Conner for unrelated reasons and you’re disgusted to find that he showed the specific clip of you sitting bobbing along with the crowd. To rub salt in the wound he zooms in on your face. The same face that your girlfriend dumped two hours after the show.

    • @tinytigertamer
      @tinytigertamer 3 года назад +88

      That American flag shirt is certainly…
      *something*

    • @roseside7192
      @roseside7192 3 года назад +4

      What

    • @Thomas_Winters
      @Thomas_Winters 3 года назад +28

      @@roseside7192 I’m referring to his zoom in on the audience during the Jerry Springer clip

    • @Maryannkf
      @Maryannkf 3 года назад +34

      You have to time stamp it man come onnnn

    • @tinytigertamer
      @tinytigertamer 3 года назад +42

      @@Maryannkf It’s 2:38

  • @meridian9050
    @meridian9050 2 года назад +6

    I watched this while re-hemming some jeans to be slightly less boot-cutty and every time he mentioned Chris' jeans I sighed in relief. Glad I don't have that kind of baggage

  • @gingersnap189
    @gingersnap189 3 года назад +1769

    I’m surprised that in all the people talking about this show no one talked about the woman who chose a serial cheater over a guy who’s biggest biggest was being a past relationship with a trans woman (dude was a total sweetheart too, said he still kept in touch with her after they had to break up when she moved to France and she was the one who really encouraged him to get out there). Like holy shit the final guy makes some crazy transphobic ass comments and jokes and the other guy doesn’t even hit back, just is absolutely disgusted at the disrespect on display. Final guy wound up turning the girl down anyway, so king over there was like the only one who walked out on top with total dignity.

    • @Clarabella-cl6gb
      @Clarabella-cl6gb 2 года назад +363

      Wow it's crazy how that's even considered baggage by the show runners. Hooooow is being in a loving relationship to which both partys consent to a bad thing??

    • @c3ru1ean41
      @c3ru1ean41 2 года назад +44

      @@Clarabella-cl6gb I mean, consider when the episode aired.

    • @readytoenditall
      @readytoenditall 2 года назад +222

      It seems like every single show of this era was so transphobic for like no reason?? It’s so disturbing how casual it was. Not that it’s great now, but at least it’s better than before.

    • @WadeAlma
      @WadeAlma 2 года назад +2

      Maybe she didn't want a dude who was dating dudes. I wouldn't want a dude who wants to be with men either. AND he's still in contact with him?
      Absolutely gross. No.

    • @MiMimUta
      @MiMimUta 2 года назад +51

      Making me think of the one episode where the girl who had to choose a guy opened her baggage and revealed she was trans (the baggage said 'I was born a boy'). I watched it a while ago so don't remember exactly how everyone reacted but the guy reacted respectful, I think, when he closed the bag and decided not to accept it

  • @heather_doestruecrime
    @heather_doestruecrime 2 года назад +1332

    Kurtis referring to someone’s unwashed ass as “extra seasoning” just ruined my day lol

    • @thriftieswiftie
      @thriftieswiftie 2 года назад

      LMFOAOAKDHSK

    • @Wallflowerzizme
      @Wallflowerzizme Год назад

      Women usually wash their ass, you’re thinking of men 😂

    • @Random-sk6hm
      @Random-sk6hm Год назад +24

      I prefer calling it dessert personally

    • @Pragabond
      @Pragabond Год назад +9

      Yeah I had to close my eyes shake my head and really take a second to digest that.
      Pun not intended but I'm not going to change it either

    • @pap-fr
      @pap-fr 11 месяцев назад +2

      He's talking about eating a girl out.

  • @ScientificallyStupid
    @ScientificallyStupid 3 года назад +377

    Kurtis, thank you for putting Kiwi on camera; give him lots of pets and love. I hope your little family has a beautiful holiday together. Thank you for making us laugh and giving us the distraction we need, this Christmas is a time for grieving in our house.

    • @MusicKat217
      @MusicKat217 3 года назад +21

      Whatever happened, I hope you are taking some time to heal. Stay strong and stay safe ❤️

    • @ScientificallyStupid
      @ScientificallyStupid 3 года назад +27

      @@MusicKat217 that's very kind of you to say; the vet is coming over tomorrow to end our pupperina's suffering and we are devastated. We can't comprehend a life without her, but we also know it would be selfish to keep her with us any longer. Watching Kurtis's videos (among others) is helping us keep it together.

    • @MusicKat217
      @MusicKat217 3 года назад +15

      @@ScientificallyStupid I'm glad you have something comforting to help you through something so heartbreaking
      I'm so sorry for your loss, but just know that you'll get through it, and everything will be okay. You're doing the right thing, even though it's hard💕

    • @mannajacobc.2269
      @mannajacobc.2269 3 года назад +15

      I'm so sorry to hear that, sending love❤️❤️❤️

    • @dopesickdog
      @dopesickdog 3 года назад +3

      my condolences for what you're going through. This is the first holiday without my dad so it is for us as well

  • @aoikuma2337
    @aoikuma2337 Год назад +43

    The underwear thing was the most NORMAL “baggage” I’ve ever heard in my life. Some guys be out here rocking turd stained boxers for like a week, so really guys, two days in undies isn’t that bad ☠️

  • @drewwebb7480
    @drewwebb7480 3 года назад +426

    At kurts next live show everyone should start clapping at inopportune times

  • @noahbartlett1296
    @noahbartlett1296 3 года назад +606

    Bro the guy was really judgmental actually, and it makes me mad that he discriminates against vital medical workers just because his toxic masculinity thinks that he should be the only one getting physically touched by his partner even if it’s not in a sexual way smh

    • @usakosenpai6174
      @usakosenpai6174 3 года назад +118

      And the fact he judge the girl for breaking up with text when he broke up with someone during woohoo, the shows fake anyways so I’m sure he didn’t actually care

    • @windwaker407
      @windwaker407 3 года назад +40

      She ain't even a medical worker, she's a fashion designer. Every girls' occupation is listed in their intro. I don't know why a fashion designer is apparently scanning mens vitals in prison all day, but I doubt it's straight up for medical work
      edit: apparently after watching the episode itself, the host says she's a state technician despite the info graphic saying she's a clothing designer so??? im?????

    • @homedepot.
      @homedepot. 3 года назад +20

      @@windwaker407 maybe shes a designer on the side??? Idk tho

    • @raechuuu510
      @raechuuu510 3 года назад +46

      @@windwaker407 she's probably an aspiring clothing designer but has a dayjob. That's my guess. I'm a graphic designer and that's what I would say if someone asked but my current job is a tiny bit of design and a whole lot of other nonsense I have to do. Haha

    • @windwaker407
      @windwaker407 3 года назад +4

      @@raechuuu510 Seems bizarre to not verbally bring up the fact that she's a clothing designer though. Like, the info graphic is literally the only manner in which it is ever brought up. If that wasn't there, you wouldn't even know because no one ever actually says it. I guess maybe they could have just used it because it sounded more glamorous than saying she works in a lab, but idk, still a weird way to present her

  • @justme7156
    @justme7156 3 года назад +359

    DATING SHOW IDEA: "Packe me up" - Three single people are offered a dream vacation but the catch is that when they arrive at the airport only one of them will actually get the trip based on what they packed in their suitcase. Each episode a new candidate will go through their luggage and pick one person without knowing who are they or how they look like.

  • @rastaoneeye
    @rastaoneeye Месяц назад +1

    1st, adorable pup, 2nd, the fade away when the telepath conversation turned straight into the deep voice and then slowly faded away. Top tier Sah To Tier 👌😂

  • @poppyseed5270
    @poppyseed5270 3 года назад +197

    "I don't wanna kink shame, or stink shame... Some people just like that extra seasoning in there" KURTIS YOU'RE DONE

  • @MattBolman
    @MattBolman 3 года назад +307

    "but kurtis" he said, in defense of the boot cut jeans, "he's wearing boots"
    *extremely blown out canned applause*

  • @oldETHANEXP
    @oldETHANEXP 3 года назад +303

    the only baggage i have are the 3 unsolved murders i committed in the years between 2007-2009

    • @jinxd4398
      @jinxd4398 3 года назад +18

      Oh thats great

    • @amelia3146
      @amelia3146 3 года назад +81

      the past is the past bro. don’t even sweat it

    • @oldETHANEXP
      @oldETHANEXP 3 года назад +15

      @@amelia3146 this really means a lot, im glad somebody finally understands

    • @c_amo
      @c_amo 3 года назад +6

      honestly its not that big of a deal, i wouldnt even call it baggage

    • @ashtonisvibing4763
      @ashtonisvibing4763 3 года назад +3

      hey, i'm sure they will got what they deserve😌

  • @EpicGummyBears1
    @EpicGummyBears1 2 года назад +8

    i used to watch this all the time as a kid, especially since it was the only show on the TVs at the physical therapy center i had to go to. there was one episode where one of the bags revealed that she sniffed her own underwear everyday and it’s still stuck with me. lowkey one of the best unhinged dating shows