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  • @lizziecross8149
    @lizziecross8149 Год назад +17497

    One time, I posted a photo of myself at the women’s march in dc, and a guy commented, “unfollowing now, b1tch.”
    It was literally a picture of me holding a sign that said, “equality for all.”
    This boy literally unfollowed me because I like equality.

    • @It-is-me...Melsie
      @It-is-me...Melsie Год назад +851

      @Rare one Go away spammy spammer. Reported.

    • @big_sea
      @big_sea Год назад +14

      yes

    • @kay-collins
      @kay-collins Год назад +1034

      Yep. Makes sense. Equality is the LAST thing they want tbh

    • @skullchimes
      @skullchimes Год назад +768

      seems like that guy wants to go back to the "good old times" when women were more property than individuals who should be considered as fellow human beings with feelings and needs.

    • @adyaparamitaputripratama2786
      @adyaparamitaputripratama2786 Год назад +459

      That guy is probably the same guy who would agree with the current roe v wade. Just saying. Good thing he unfollowed you cause you are a queen 👑👑👸

  • @klever_kim
    @klever_kim Год назад +14681

    The creepiest part to me is the "you notice a young woman" followed by a picture of someone that could well be a teen/minor. They're really exposing themselves.

    • @drunkhyena
      @drunkhyena Год назад +1143

      Yeah some of these were.. not immediately recognizable as adults

    • @mightymeatymech
      @mightymeatymech Год назад +1418

      @@drunkhyena i am a grown adult who looks very young, sometimes to scare men away I'll claim I'm a teen. Very scary when they keep hitting on me after that. I dont think these gross ass men care lol ugh. Or maybe they *do* care just,,, in the wrong way...

    • @drunkhyena
      @drunkhyena Год назад +807

      @@mightymeatymech oh man I'm sorry, that's so scary.. When I was a teenager grown men would hit on me and I'd say 'I'm 14' and they'd go 'Oh. Well, I can buy you a drink if you want bc you can't yet!' Obviously trying to get me drunk. They know, they don't care :@

    • @faline6458
      @faline6458 Год назад +460

      It’s weird to me that they always choose the same kind of photos for these asks - extremely edited photos of very young women. It’s this like very specific brand of photos that just really gives me the creeps. It reminds me of that one person who was an adult woman but was editing herself to look like a teen and the photos were very thirst traps. Super creepy.

    • @louisachalarca6494
      @louisachalarca6494 Год назад +281

      The fact I was hit on most 10 to 16…. The disgust when I was older finally

  • @literallybye
    @literallybye Год назад +4670

    Some guy in a sparkly jacket, scarf, and fedora came up to me on the street and said I look corruptible and I legitimately thought he was a street magician

    • @Schnort
      @Schnort Год назад +112

      I want a sparkly jacket now :0

    • @fauxrowsdower7610
      @fauxrowsdower7610 Год назад +153

      oh my god, people are still using PUA techniques from that fucking book The Game in 2023 that's depressing

    • @Charisdreaming
      @Charisdreaming Год назад +395

      That was a dark magician trying to offer you a side quest

    • @x_kittrix
      @x_kittrix Год назад +253

      The term “corruptible” sounds so fucking creepy in this context.

    • @sunshinebrownie4545
      @sunshinebrownie4545 Год назад +19

      Wait he was serious? 💀

  • @KathLady
    @KathLady Год назад +7815

    I once had a tinder date in a bar and the dude opened with: “Imagine there would be no one here but us. I could r*pe you - why would you meet men you don’t know all by yourself?”
    It baffled me. So I just said “and that’s exactly why I chose a scenario where people are present” and left. They do write fan fiction and some of them read them to you irl.

    • @Kuraikoamiki
      @Kuraikoamiki Год назад +1494

      Did...did he just try to play the bad boy on you with the most delusional weird way possible-

    • @0BucketMask0
      @0BucketMask0 Год назад +3

      That's repulsive. I'd of stabbed him with the nearest sharp object. He was talking about assaulting you, so it would be self defense. Bet that wouldn't be in his little fuckin script.

    • @Luka_Ivory
      @Luka_Ivory Год назад

      NAWW BRO WTF,,,HAIDHSKFSBWKRB HELLO??? IS HE MENTALLY OKAY...😰😰

    • @miss_chelles1338
      @miss_chelles1338 Год назад +864

      @@Kuraikoamiki honestly, even i dont think a "play boy/bad boy" would stoop to that low of a level. 😖

    • @miss_chelles1338
      @miss_chelles1338 Год назад +215

      Also I had that same experience not long back

  • @annalivingtv
    @annalivingtv Год назад +6488

    The idea of ending a pickup with “don’t threaten my family” is unironically the funniest shit ever

    • @vglycorpse
      @vglycorpse Год назад +488

      Dude: walks up to woman
      "You're pretty. That lime green bikini suits your voluptuous figure. BUT DONT MESS WITH MY FAMILY" *skiis away on the beach somehow*

    • @danielasardinasm.5044
      @danielasardinasm.5044 Год назад +152

      Dude wanted a role on fast and furious

    • @riannawalker5904
      @riannawalker5904 Год назад +72

      Bro thinks he's vin diesel in fast and furious

    • @freshcanopy710
      @freshcanopy710 Год назад +24

      Works 60 percent of the time, every time😏

    • @KYCDK
      @KYCDK Год назад +29

      thats the kind of thing a mafia boss would say

  • @lilSaphyStylinson
    @lilSaphyStylinson Год назад +10679

    Tell me why teen girls writing fan fic is more accurate and less cringe sounding then these grown men writing this stuff 💀😭

    • @LadyCoyKoi
      @LadyCoyKoi Год назад +950

      Because teen girls have wider vocabulary and better character develop skills?

    • @sackedpotatoes4170
      @sackedpotatoes4170 Год назад +927

      Because teen girls are infinitely smarter than these guys. They found a healthy and creative way to express their desires without hurting anyone. :)

    • @lilSaphyStylinson
      @lilSaphyStylinson Год назад +178

      @@sackedpotatoes4170 period

    • @lucidboom8994
      @lucidboom8994 Год назад +138

      because they're not being insulting?

    • @elliot20
      @elliot20 Год назад +9

      Teen girls aren’t grown afults

  • @andreaarnott8194
    @andreaarnott8194 Год назад +1468

    I once had a man walk up to me and say ‘I always appreciate a woman who can pull off a short haircut without looking like a lesbian’… like what if I was? The entitlement of some men is sickening.

    • @arseneamulet1882
      @arseneamulet1882 10 месяцев назад +198

      My honest response would be "you make me wish I was"

    • @miyuuka
      @miyuuka 9 месяцев назад +1

      as a lesbian what the fuck??? Fym "short haircut without looking like a lesbian"??? Is that supposed to be an insult.....

    • @sipi2009
      @sipi2009 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@arseneamulet1882That's so good lol.

    • @masterman1001
      @masterman1001 7 месяцев назад

      But didn't you know that lesbians "just didn't have the right man yet"? Clearly, they don't exist to these men.

    • @phyllojoe5346
      @phyllojoe5346 7 месяцев назад +54

      My response (fantasizing no violence in return) would be "well you make me wish I was one"

  • @curtmiller6358
    @curtmiller6358 Год назад +929

    The fact is porn has warped people's perception on reality and made men think they are always in control and women are objects to use. My wife tells me all the time the disgusting things men open with.

    • @nomoretwitterhandles
      @nomoretwitterhandles 11 месяцев назад

      That's part of the problem, but the bigger issue is power-play. Since the patriarchy is still largely affecting men and women, it leads men into thinking they're the superior ones, and if they don't get sex on demand, then they're less powerful. So naturally, the only conclusion they can come up with is "I'm not powerless, women are just bitches!", and then they go on about their lives. It's sad.

    • @ricaboo9304
      @ricaboo9304 4 месяца назад +37

      I once remember playing a game online and some guy in-game said "I was gonna complement you but you would probably reject me because all women are the same" or something, he then later said that he was 10 years old, I was immensely uncomfortable and left the game (his in-game name was "sigma")

    • @zubetp
      @zubetp 3 месяца назад

      i think porn has warped people's perception of the reality of _sex_ - and i think that's detrimental to men too, by the way; it's given them a very false idea of what they think is expected of them - but women being objects to play with is something dudes keep reinventing all on their own. they didn't need porn to tell them that lmao

    • @zubetp
      @zubetp 3 месяца назад +38

      @@ricaboo9304oh, no. that's actually heartbreaking. that's way too young to get pulled into that crap, he's not even pubescent yet. i wonder if his parents knew what he'd been watching.

    • @millo7295
      @millo7295 2 месяца назад

      The hilarious fact that I've seen more porn of the woman literally committing r*pe to some random than the man being dominant
      It's actually so confusing
      It's so weird how I can't seem to actively find many on top more than actual crime

  • @-lilah
    @-lilah Год назад +3466

    funny how the guys who are “alphas” and “don’t need women” end up doing this kind of shit because they still crave women’s attention in the end

    • @edelleaa
      @edelleaa Год назад +50

      @𝒩𝒶𝓃𝒶𝓈𝒽𝒾 they're obsessed with women wanting them

    • @Waspinmymind
      @Waspinmymind Год назад +40

      @@edelleaa Yes, they want a woman’s attention. Dispute saying otherwise.

    • @InTheNameOfLife1
      @InTheNameOfLife1 Год назад +46

      deep down they are really seeking attention from mommy

    • @wildfire9280
      @wildfire9280 Год назад +8

      strong independent alpha

    • @GiaaVlogs
      @GiaaVlogs Год назад +5

      !!!!

  • @Kimthulu
    @Kimthulu Год назад +3549

    I love the absolute audacity these dudes have in trying to pick apart women that wouldn't even breathe in their general direction.

    • @sachimourya2376
      @sachimourya2376 Год назад +12

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @oochiboo8047
      @oochiboo8047 Год назад +3

      Tbh some the women are inviting creeps, since that gets the attention they want. Negative attention is still attention

    • @Kimthulu
      @Kimthulu Год назад +288

      @@oochiboo8047 that gets a big ol yikes on bikes from me. But you should be fine with that, because attention is attention, according to you.

    • @oochiboo8047
      @oochiboo8047 Год назад

      @@Kimthulu I mean, if you post your ass on social media expecting likes and praise, you are prepared for the creeps to come.

    • @snek149
      @snek149 Год назад

      Funnily enough, thats why they do it hahaha. They know it and hate women for it

  • @almondtheb5613
    @almondtheb5613 6 месяцев назад +229

    I once had a man who opened up like, "I like big women" which didn't offend me considering I talked about being a big woman on my bio. But then he continued with, "skinny girls come with huge egos because guys chase and spoil them all the time, but big girls will let you do anything, as they don't get to pick since they don't have any guy who wants them" I've never felt more disgusted

    • @f4rgetf4l36
      @f4rgetf4l36 2 месяца назад +24

      OH MY GOD?? 😭

    • @MaryamMaqdisi
      @MaryamMaqdisi Месяц назад +8

      Wtffff that is disgusting. Also I know you know this but there's absolutely nothing wrong with you and that person is a creep.

  • @EdaRaine
    @EdaRaine Год назад +2629

    I feel it is necessary to see more white cis gender straight men LIKE YOU call out straight white cis gender men that are incels, racists, and homophobes. I BELIEVE it has potential to create change, THANK YOU for using your voice to call out this type of behavior.

    • @Jupiter-T
      @Jupiter-T Год назад +11

      Because men who aren't "cis" can get out of jail free in their sexism, right?

    • @samanthabrown857
      @samanthabrown857 Год назад +3

      @@Jupiter-T No, it's because most cis men don't care about the opinion of non-cis men. So.. yeah..

    • @laavv
      @laavv Год назад +153

      @@Jupiter-T what?

    • @RG-rm6ih
      @RG-rm6ih Год назад +3

      @@Jupiter-T Do you even know what cis is? Or are you spouting shit because your little baby feelings are hurt by a word that most people in the world are?

    • @radiofloyd2359
      @radiofloyd2359 Год назад +100

      @RAGAN Probably a transphobe so they were talking about trans women. These people are weird bro.

  • @ash_tray
    @ash_tray Год назад +4327

    This guy imagining himself skiing away like a badass is the funniest fucking thing. Like he thought it all out, typed it, and posted it.

    • @ahuman9519
      @ahuman9519 Год назад +85

      Imagine if he fell over though

    • @ash_tray
      @ash_tray Год назад +47

      @@ahuman9519 God I wish

    • @ahuman9519
      @ahuman9519 Год назад +58

      @@ash_tray the thing im picturing is he hits a really small rock but it’s just slightly big enough to ruin his plan and then he slips down the hill in front of the girl

    • @alliexcx5576
      @alliexcx5576 Год назад +7

      *skis away*

    • @VultureClone
      @VultureClone Год назад

      The reality is, any woman in that situation would breathe a sigh of relief if a moron like that decided to ski away and leave her alone lmao.

  • @nothingislogical
    @nothingislogical Год назад +6267

    What makes the first “how do you open?” response even funnier, he wrote silicon instead of silicone, which means she would be asking him to touch her computer chips and semiconductors instead of anything she had plastic surgery on in his own hypothetical, completely unrealistic conversation with her.

    • @caffeineaddict.
      @caffeineaddict. Год назад +307

      which is even more reflective in the way they treat women as objects 😭

    • @crystaleunoia3974
      @crystaleunoia3974 Год назад +375

      Girly is a cyborg 🤖💖

    • @vintwed
      @vintwed Год назад +17

      LMFAOAOAO OHMYGOF

    • @TheNinja94a
      @TheNinja94a Год назад +72

      @@crystaleunoia3974 Nah girl just wants you to make funny noises on her synthesizer

    • @StonerWaifu
      @StonerWaifu Год назад

      I wouldn't want anyone touching my chips and semiconductors. Dudes' hands are fucking gross, he's gonna fuck something up.

  • @Jenna-in4br
    @Jenna-in4br Год назад +902

    A guy once told me about how he's been rejected like 100 times and how he hated women.
    He called me a bitch and said he hoped I died when he asked me out through dms to his prom , I met him like 5 minutes ago and he lived on another god damn continent. I can see why he's been rejected 100 times if that's what he does

    • @jellifish.mp3
      @jellifish.mp3 Год назад +35

      what-

    • @wow-jz7me
      @wow-jz7me Год назад +76

      therapy should be mandatory

    • @GoodKidmAAdLizard
      @GoodKidmAAdLizard Год назад +2

      he called you a bitch cause you live in a whole other continent lol

    • @JT5555
      @JT5555 Год назад +1

      i'm lucky: i get guys hitting on me online all the time but i'm a VERY aggressive and dominating person so i make it pretty clear right off the bat that i don't tolerate that shit and it tends to keep the creepy factor down (though you'd be amazed how many guys want a woman that can and will kick their ass). i'm also fairly sexually open,though so as long as you're not showing me pictures of your dick (followed by me making fun of your small dick) or being one then i'm pretty chill so long as you stay in line.

    • @PinocchioDread
      @PinocchioDread 10 месяцев назад +4

      Did he get rejected due to being terrible or is he terrible due to being rejected?

  • @TrashAndChampagne
    @TrashAndChampagne Год назад +597

    I had a guy come up to me once and tell me that he’d never seen a more beautiful bracelet, and asked me to tell him the story and meaning behind it. It was a plain beige dollar tree hair tie.

    • @TheYoungKilljoy
      @TheYoungKilljoy Год назад +159

      That is so try hard that is actually funny

    • @Cutiejuliya
      @Cutiejuliya Год назад +68

      Thats actually kinda cute. He tried to have a common ground convo. Pretty good

    • @lunaskisses
      @lunaskisses Год назад +38

      Homie never seen hair long enough to be tied back b4

    • @ascrinkleyfellow
      @ascrinkleyfellow Год назад +34

      In concept it's funny irl it's.. creepy

  • @notoriousotaran8015
    @notoriousotaran8015 Год назад +1741

    That man said "Don't fuck with my family!" and I felt that. All my life I've had to defend my family from all of the female assassins that just keep getting sent.

    • @ellie8784
      @ellie8784 Год назад +27

      😭😭😭😭

    • @mammoneymelon
      @mammoneymelon Год назад +166

      ugh, can't even go grocery shopping without seeing some woman clearly planning how she's going to murder my family smh

    • @aceeduventures
      @aceeduventures Год назад

      Esta sesion de trap igual esta piola
      ruclips.net/video/bT_E_NWeUaQ/видео.html

    • @hange6775
      @hange6775 Год назад +26

      Spy x family 😥 ( the anime)

    • @elodielebrun
      @elodielebrun Год назад +5

      unexpected vin diesel

  • @Holytitmouse
    @Holytitmouse Год назад +4236

    Kurtis, "light is flickering behind me. Hope that's not distracting."
    me, "well it WASN'T until you pointed it OUT"

  • @TheYoungKilljoy
    @TheYoungKilljoy Год назад +230

    I remember a time when I was walking down the street to get home from school, and this old man in his truck stops in front of me.
    Obviously I was petrified, then he put down the window and told me: You're ugly. After that, he left.
    Guys, I was 15yo and this was a grown man who stopped just to remark how ugly I was for him.

    • @koiyei
      @koiyei Год назад +45

      Tf? That’s wild I hope you’re okay! Besides being super creepy in general that’s just a really rude thing to say to someone (much less a 15 year old)I hope you don’t encounter any more gross guys like that again. Also! In case you needed to hear it, ur beautiful by default as a citizen of kurtistown so don’t let the haters/old guys stomp on ur vibe

  • @susannahdancer
    @susannahdancer Год назад +394

    Omg finally a good place for this story. So when I was 16, I worked at McDonald's. I was taking some guy's order (maybe mid-late 20's?) and he goes "I like your hair--is it a haircut?"
    I had one side shaved at the time, so I'm just sitting there thinking 'As opposed to what??? It just grows like this??' But anyways I'm working and I have to be polite so I"m like "yeah haha", and he follows up with "Does your boyfriend like it?"
    ALARMS BLARING. Super weird and creepy thing to say. I didn't know what else to say besides the truth, which I hoped would shield me from this creepiness, so I was like "My girlfriend likes it!" And he was like "Ah" and then he finished ordering and went to sit down. So I'm like.... Just... Wow, I hated that interaction, that was fucking awful. But I just go back to doing my job. And In a little bit, I go out to the lobby to sweep the floors. While I'm sweeping the floors, this guy gets up to throw away his trash, and as he's standing there kinda near me, he says: "So, not letting any guys down there, huh?"
    WHAT
    THE
    FUCK
    WHY
    Even if I wasn't a minor, fucking so awful and unacceptable. And while I was watching this video I just kept thinking it sounds so much like one of these weird incel role-play scenarios except in their version I'd be into it. Just.................. n o. Anyways I spent the rest of my shift feeling like I wanted to take 100 showers.

    • @Cutiejuliya
      @Cutiejuliya Год назад +2

      When he asked if your bf likes it, he was just trying to see if u r single. Th last comment is eh but it was more of a comedy remark and out of the creeps i dealt with this story is super mild

    • @susannahdancer
      @susannahdancer Год назад +85

      @@Cutiejuliya How is it not insanely creepy for a grown man to make those remarks to a teenager??? Why would he want to see if a teenager was single?

    • @ghoultooth
      @ghoultooth Год назад

      @@Cutiejuliya All your comments are attempts at defending creepy men. It’s disgusting.

    • @sejalb725
      @sejalb725 Год назад +28

      @@Cutiejuliya What. No.

    • @ChelseyCunningham
      @ChelseyCunningham 9 месяцев назад +39

      ​@@Cutiejuliyathere's no justifying that. Sure, he might've, MIGHT'VE thought she could've been older, but there's no defending the second comment. That is DISGUSTING for ANYONE to say to ANYBODY. ESPECIALLY if they're just trying to do their job

  • @roachfacesrs5270
    @roachfacesrs5270 Год назад +3002

    I was the only girl in a chess club and was the second or maybe third best player, all of the guys were so rude to me and their reasons always led back to me being a woman. I was a good sport, polite and quiet, while they all shouted and insulted my skills every time I made an error. I quit the club in the end, it got exhausting.

    • @LitleMsPacMan
      @LitleMsPacMan Год назад +387

      Im sorry that happened to you. I hope you find better people to play chess with

    • @dr.mritunjaykumar5373
      @dr.mritunjaykumar5373 Год назад +197

      God that's horrible I wish that you can get back in chess

    • @69Satan69
      @69Satan69 Год назад +101

      Damn dude, sorry that happened to you mate :(

    • @renexxx970
      @renexxx970 Год назад +157

      this is so fucking awful. im so sorry i wouldve been suspened for a fight straight out of the chess club. as a chess player myself, try finding comfort knowing these lowlifes are under the impression playing chess is attractive or impressive in any sense, to anyone. your on sum chess queen type beat.

    • @ashikjaman1940
      @ashikjaman1940 Год назад +228

      nerds and intense misogyny, name a more iconic duo

  • @juliageib9922
    @juliageib9922 Год назад +31598

    i love how they criticize and hate on women when they’ve literally never felt the touch of one lmao

    • @eyebrowlover75
      @eyebrowlover75 Год назад +240

      @Kurtis no

    • @It-is-me...Melsie
      @It-is-me...Melsie Год назад +1

      @@eyebrowlover75 I reported both of the spammy scummy bots for porn. And that includes the one thinks it's tricky that calls himself Kurtis.

    • @invalid_420
      @invalid_420 Год назад +622

      @Kurtis MAA GET THE CAMERA THE BOTS ARE FIGHTING

    • @gav6276
      @gav6276 Год назад +188

      well yea that’s why they hate them

    • @hhgff778
      @hhgff778 Год назад +17

      @@invalid_420 lol

  • @TheTubePoweredOne
    @TheTubePoweredOne Год назад +291

    There's _no_ way the skiing one was serious. It's just too perfect.

  • @_angelxnovaxx_6414
    @_angelxnovaxx_6414 10 месяцев назад +146

    A few days ago, I was out shopping at the mall with my brother and his foster mom (it’s complicated). Anyways, while they were paying I was just looking around as I had already payed for my stuff. This gave off the impression I was alone.
    I was just looking at these figurines, and then I saw this dude in my vision saying something, so obviously I turned. I had my noise-cancelling headphones on so I was a bit confused on whether he was actually talking to me.
    It turns out he was, and he said “I like your headphones”. It wasn’t that weird- so I just said “Thanks” and figured that’s all he wanted. However he didn’t leave, and he instead just awkwardly looked at me (never making eye contact) for an uncomfortable period of time before apologizing (in that nice guy way) “im so sorry for bothering you. Go back to doing whatever, this was dumb”
    I assure him it was fine, and then he suddenly does a 180 and asks “are you graduating??” And immediate RED FLAGS 🚩 I’m 15, and very obviously a minor. I’m not even tall (5,2) and def don’t look like I’m over 18. This makes me slightly panicked so I stay quiet before going “oh no- definitely not. Just halfway through highschool”
    EXCEPT THAT doesn’t seem to be A PROBLEM TO HIM, but I notice my brother also looking around (at some point they passed me) so I go to follow them. We look around for a bit, and the dude leaves me alone.
    After we exit the store, the brother and his foster mom walked a bit slower, so when I turn around to talk to them in the distance I see the same man running in my direction with his phone in hand (obv wanting my contact info) but he suddenly turns around when he sees I’m not alone.
    It was super uncomfortable and honestly made me feel scared. Especially because the Canada (where I was) has the most Missing and Murdered Indigenous women. So being a native teen approached by a 19+ man asking if I was graduating, and seemingly thinking I was alone was worrying. Especially when he ran in my direction afterwards, if he hadn’t seen I was with an adult, I worry over what could’ve happened.

    • @rachelhoneyy
      @rachelhoneyy 9 месяцев назад +8

      Sorry for that. I relate to this so much it happens like every other day

    • @delusion5867
      @delusion5867 9 месяцев назад +13

      That is so disgusting, thank goodness you had your brother and his foster mom. I'm 17 and this would still freak me out, it's too scary going out alone

    • @MaryamMaqdisi
      @MaryamMaqdisi Месяц назад +1

      That is on a whole other level of insane, damn it. Be safe out there, and bless you. I hope things get better over there and that you're spared from this bs in the future. It is absolutely unacceptable and it's not your fault.

  • @just.a.randomgirl
    @just.a.randomgirl Год назад +3905

    I just feel so bad for the women whose photos get used for that "how do you open" account 😬 like. those are real people they're fantasizing about,, real women. so disgusting

    • @nikfiendluvr666
      @nikfiendluvr666 Год назад +73

      exactly

    • @RealElongatedMuskrat
      @RealElongatedMuskrat Год назад +180

      yeah imagine stumbling across one of those posts. So unsettling.

    • @wesleywyndam-pryce5305
      @wesleywyndam-pryce5305 Год назад +20

      id feel bad cause they are being used as fodder for incels but like are we not supposed to fantasize about real people? that seems like a strange complaint to me.

    • @just.a.randomgirl
      @just.a.randomgirl Год назад +223

      @@wesleywyndam-pryce5305 yeah of course we do that all the time, i assumed it was obvious my discomfort came from the fact that they are being used by THOSE kind of men for THOSE kind of fantasies (disgustingly mysoginistic, dangerous, and ridiculous)

    • @thebasedgodmax1163
      @thebasedgodmax1163 Год назад +5

      @@wesleywyndam-pryce5305 YOO WESLEY! how's the whole watcher thing going for ya?

  • @loganmiller7827
    @loganmiller7827 Год назад +3393

    The weirdest message I ever received was from a feminine presenting sex bot that sent a wall of text to me about whatever and I texted back saying "I'm gay" (because I am) and the bot responded by sending the exact same wall of text again in German. I don't know what the connection made there was but I thought it was so funny that they somehow misprogrammed the bot to think that me saying I'm gay meant that I needed their text translated into German

    • @ichliebebaeumeweilbaum
      @ichliebebaeumeweilbaum Год назад +255

      I've recently heard that "do you speak German?" was once a coded way to ask someone if they're gay T-T
      Like "do you listen to girl in red?"
      Idk this popped into my head while reading this xD

    • @horrorhistory7342
      @horrorhistory7342 Год назад +82

      It was in the early 1900s!!!

    • @loganmiller7827
      @loganmiller7827 Год назад +31

      Interesting, I've never heard of that. That's good to know I guess

    • @loner6565
      @loner6565 Год назад +144

      as we all know, speaking german is a requirement for being gay /s

    • @uncannyvalley2113
      @uncannyvalley2113 Год назад +1

      gotta love youtube deleting my comment just jokingly saying that all germans are gay now

  • @taryn9266
    @taryn9266 Год назад +248

    gotta say the weirdest ‘pick up line’ someone dmed me was probably “dang they/them? bet i could change your mind 😈”
    or something to that effect and like
    what?? bestie no

    • @adrienneczerni6516
      @adrienneczerni6516 Год назад +44

      How would that even….. I …

    • @jmarbsua
      @jmarbsua Год назад +62

      that’s so fucking funny it doesn’t even make sense

    • @Schnort
      @Schnort Год назад +64

      What... was he going to he/him you so hard that you spill your pronouns on the floor and have to find new ones?

    • @uglysongsforuglysouls
      @uglysongsforuglysouls 9 месяцев назад +15

      He wanted it to be “we/us”

    • @f4rgetf4l36
      @f4rgetf4l36 2 месяца назад

      @@uglysongsforuglysouls "who wanna join my hivemind 💏"

  • @ToplessTopics
    @ToplessTopics Год назад +530

    As a "gamer girl" who primarily had male friends throughout my entire childhood and young adults, I was so glad when I started reading about the "nice guys" meme. Until then, I just felt constantly guilty that I couldn't force myself to feel sexual attraction towards these dudes (who fit every stereotype about gamer guys, from size to hygiene). Of course, if they had good personalities, I probably could have found a way to "like like" them...except they were so nasty and possessive also. Any time I DID show interest in a guy, they'd immediately start insulting him, claiming he was stupid, toxic, etc. Textbook "nice guy" behavior.

    • @breadg1818
      @breadg1818 Год назад +12

      "(Who fit every stereotype about ganer guys from size to hygine)" thats a little mean to good people who are big isn't it?

    • @breadg1818
      @breadg1818 8 месяцев назад

      @@moimoiyoop not a dickhead tho

    • @yandenjav9774
      @yandenjav9774 6 месяцев назад +11

      ​@@breadg1818not rlly. A gamer incel is stereotyped to be overweight, but it doesn't mean all overweight people are incels.
      It's like saying you hate tuna, but you don't hate all kind of fish.

    • @ricaboo9304
      @ricaboo9304 4 месяца назад +5

      therapy for men when

    • @_g0r3c0r3
      @_g0r3c0r3 3 месяца назад +4

      i went through almost the same thing too.. im a gamer girl nd i grew up w boys nd most of my friends when i was a kid were boys cus i loved gaming w em nd so on.. but i was NEVER attracted to any of em nd i always discovered that they wanted or tried to harass or approach me in some way.. even if we had known each other for a long time.. so w time i distanced myself from most ppl nd became almost certain that im an aromantic since i had never been attracted to anyone.. but i still think from time to time.. am i really an aromantic or did all this give me some “trauma” that made me not accept guys or have any relationship w anyone?

  • @arcanumdelta
    @arcanumdelta Год назад +4605

    as a milk drinker, I am immune to embarrassment as all people can focus on is how strong and healthy my bones are (I am a skeleton)

    • @elise9189
      @elise9189 Год назад +113

      Papyrus?

    • @reichr
      @reichr Год назад +68

      Agreed 💀💀💀 (i am also a skeleton)

    • @dani_drawzz
      @dani_drawzz Год назад +19

      So relatable!

    • @kay19129
      @kay19129 Год назад +61

      Skeleton stronk
      Bowels weak

    • @oncreativemode5486
      @oncreativemode5486 Год назад +54

      we stan people with no squishy bones

  • @KYCDK
    @KYCDK Год назад +4395

    "don't fuck with my family"
    that is the funniest shit ever, is this dude a mafia boss? "oi tony, go tell the little missy over there to not fuck with my family"

    • @TheRegart
      @TheRegart Год назад +85

      I'm just picturing Fat Tony from the Simpsons saying this and laughing my ass off!

    • @Steph-bx6yu
      @Steph-bx6yu Год назад

      "Don't fuck with my family", considering how you're acting my guy, why the fuck would I ever want to deal with you and your family!

    • @elleembee6335
      @elleembee6335 Год назад +40

      It also makes absolutely no sense in context. I know every time I meet someone I immediately set ground rules before saying hello./s

    • @KYCDK
      @KYCDK Год назад +4

      @@TheRegart me too, i just thought of the phrase and i just started laughing out loud

    • @stindler4987
      @stindler4987 Год назад

      800th like

  • @swagromancer
    @swagromancer Год назад +436

    "How do you open?"
    So, one time I went d4, and she went Nf6, which was kind of interesting. Just to be sure, I went c4, and she responded with g6. That got me pretty excited, so I decided to be bold and went Nc3 to make my intentions clear. She gave me a quick look and went Bg7. I followed with e4, and when she went c6 I could see in her eyes that she was really into it. Things only got more steamy after that.
    Point is, it wasn't the most original opening, but with the right person, it doesn't really matter. Just don't do anything cringy, like f3.

    • @Schnort
      @Schnort Год назад +71

      Took me a hot minute to realize this was about chess

    • @raina2896
      @raina2896 Год назад +20

      Why does this not have more likes??!!! This is gold.

    • @pawprintssystem5481
      @pawprintssystem5481 Год назад +7

      God 😂 this comment is so goofy and funny. I love it.

    • @AlinaProbably
      @AlinaProbably 10 месяцев назад +1

      Nice

    • @ChelseyCunningham
      @ChelseyCunningham 9 месяцев назад +14

      I'd laugh if I knew what the hell was happening but I'm sure it's great

  • @Oneinakrillion182
    @Oneinakrillion182 5 месяцев назад +31

    Once when I was 13 I was at dollar tree, and this crusty, musty, dusty, old man started aggressively hitting on me. He literally asked to see my **barely developed** yiddies, and when I said “I’m literally 13” he looked me dead in the eyes, and said “sorry, I thought you were younger” I never went to dollar tree again.

    • @unripelemon1142
      @unripelemon1142 4 месяца назад +7

      Geez I'm so sorry dude. Something like that happened to me before

  • @aritherrr
    @aritherrr Год назад +3710

    "straight guys are weird"
    spitting facts as always, kurtis, never misses

    • @thetoilet3321
      @thetoilet3321 Год назад +17

      @Kurtis 😱

    • @haleigh6089
      @haleigh6089 Год назад +38

      @Kurtis KURTIS??? NO WAYYYY

    • @aritherrr
      @aritherrr Год назад +36

      @Kurtis KURTIS RESPONDING TO MY COMMENT!!?!?!?! I AM SO HONORED!!!11!!1!!

    • @seokjinluv
      @seokjinluv Год назад +21

      @Kurtis YOO ITS KURT 😱😱

    • @big_sea
      @big_sea Год назад +4

      yes

  • @CheezeItzOrBeatIt
    @CheezeItzOrBeatIt Год назад +8246

    I had an incel friend who thought I owed him sex because we were just friends, he told me he liked me and then I said I had feelings for someone else, he proceeded to tell me I was a thot just because I didn’t feel the same, some guys are just bred for the circus, it’s truly sad and embarrassing

    • @mrfrogkingg
      @mrfrogkingg Год назад +693

      Who even raises these people

    • @haldanandpako2755
      @haldanandpako2755 Год назад +275

      Not their dad

    • @desiree729
      @desiree729 Год назад +493

      Have you guys ever seen that tik tok where the guy is explaining why guys don’t ask girls out anymore because they always get rejected even though they are nice to them because girls always want to be “just friends”. I don’t know why but it makes me so mad and the comment section is even better.

    • @z0kiss889
      @z0kiss889 Год назад +657

      @@desiree729 Its as if a friendship with a girl instead of a relationship or sex is a punishment to men lol, so cringe

    • @SkiddlyBink
      @SkiddlyBink Год назад +351

      "some guys are just bred for the circus" hits hard!

  • @professionaltortoiseenjoyer
    @professionaltortoiseenjoyer Год назад +730

    Fun fact: Aphrodite was born from the testicles of Uranus. Like, she actually just transformed. Balls to goddess. Like a snap

  • @axolotlchaos2318
    @axolotlchaos2318 Год назад +200

    Jacob looks absolutely bewildered and uncomfortable in the skit. He really nailed the feeling! 10/10 acting

  • @bananamanchester4156
    @bananamanchester4156 Год назад +4425

    Had a guy approach me once, as he was approaching I was like, "hmm, he's a good looking guy". First words out his mouth, I shit you not, "Hi. I like you, but I'm not gonna chase you. You either want to get with me or you don't, so don't bullsh*t me." Like, dude, there's a difference between being direct and just being aggressive. You're already assuming I'm gonna be leading you on, and I haven't even said a word yet! I was totally gonna flirt and even sleep with you, and you just barged up to me and demanded compliance!! So I responded, "not interested" and he muttered "typical bitch" and slinked off. DUDE YOU CAUSED THAT REACTION. Course I'm not gonna sleep with someone who is angry at me! You think I want to be the headline of tomorrow's newspapers?

    • @cremepuffle
      @cremepuffle Год назад +318

      Oof us women need to not sleep w randoms anymore. Not like it’s satisfying anyway.

    • @bananamanchester4156
      @bananamanchester4156 Год назад +1

      @@cremepuffle absolutely! Not even worth the energy, and potential danger of it. And thats the thing men just do not get. Its not like women don't HAVE sex drives. If men were genuinely nicer to women, treated us with more respect, and stopped making us feel unsafe, men would probably get MORE sex because women wouldn't be terrified about getting murdered all the time! Ugh.

    • @mrfrogkingg
      @mrfrogkingg Год назад +456

      As a man, I don't apologise in behalf of this man. He can do that himself.

    • @bananamanchester4156
      @bananamanchester4156 Год назад +282

      @@mrfrogkingg I doubt he ever will, sadly.

    • @yourlocalmoron4832
      @yourlocalmoron4832 Год назад +222

      @@mrfrogkingg thats the spirit

  • @robin0135
    @robin0135 Год назад +1723

    yk it really irks me that these guys think EVERYTHING a woman does is to appeal to men. Like I'm not wearing a bikini to seduce you, it's really fucking hot and I'm going to swim later smh
    it's the same thing when girls get comments on their appearance like ''guys don't like colored hair/piercings/tattoos/plastic surgery you know". THEY DYED THEIR HAIR FOR THEMSELVES, NOT FOR YOU CHAD

    • @demo2823
      @demo2823 Год назад +146

      Oof, yeah, reminds me of every old 80's movie where a woman was in the shower. They would make her move and sound like she was m****rbating when she was just rubbing a loofa on her neck. They would also have her rub along and rinsing off a 'pretty' part of her body for way too long instead of actually doing things we do in the shower, like sudsing up, or washing the pits or feet. One of the worst examples is in See No Evil, Hear No Evil. A woman's moment of privacy being s**ualised and treated like something extremely attractive being witheld from men is a deeply disturbing thing.

    • @caithenry8429
      @caithenry8429 Год назад +92

      Or like when I was a teen and explicitly dyed my hair and wore metal band shirts to deter creepy dudes lol

    • @ascendednightingale2456
      @ascendednightingale2456 Год назад +56

      I had a dude tell me I’d look prettier without my septum ring, and I said “Well good thing your opinion doesn’t f*cking matter because I’m married and my husband thinks it’s hot as f*ck.” 😂

    • @peanutbutter4435
      @peanutbutter4435 Год назад +51

      I once heard a man seriously say “women with short hair cut their hair for fashion/other women. Women with long hair keep it long for men.” Like, they really think everything is about them?
      Surprise, surprise, he was and always has been single (which wouldn’t be a problem, except he actively wanted a relationship). It wasn’t his fault though! According to him, men are only attracted to “feminine women” and women are waging a war against femininity, so there’s nobody for him to be attracted to! These dudes are straight up delusional

    • @missdrawgirl8492
      @missdrawgirl8492 Год назад +16

      @@demo2823 exactly. everything a woman does has to please men. women in movies, video games etc have to be somewhat pleasing to men.

  • @86sineadw
    @86sineadw Год назад +118

    Random woman: ‘I got a new skirt’
    Ted bundy realising he’s a necrophile: ‘That’s too much of a personality’

  • @kdkorz10211
    @kdkorz10211 9 месяцев назад +38

    1) I had an OKCupid account which stated that I’m non-binary in my profile. My very first message was exactly the following: do u have a penis or a vagina? I responded that it really isn’t appropriate to suddenly ask someone about their genitals, especially without even saying hello first. They never responded.
    2) While sitting at the smoking spot at my community college, a guy tapped me on my shoulder. When I turned around, he said, “I will seduce you.” I burst out laughing, turned back around and asked the other folks at my table if they heard that. Pro tip: the implication that my agency and desires don’t matter to you is not a good “open.”

    • @LaplacesAngel612
      @LaplacesAngel612 4 месяца назад

      "I will seduce you 🧍‍♂️"

    • @bilbo7115
      @bilbo7115 Месяц назад +2

      1 wasn't worth ur time at all and 2 was cringe. Good riddance.

  • @clownball3457
    @clownball3457 Год назад +6985

    funny thing about those men is after they get rejected they always have the audacity to be like "you never had a chance with me anyway, you're too ugly/promiscuous/whatever". like... if she's really that much of a "last resort", isn't it kind of an own goal to admit that you're so desperate you settle for a woman you wouldn't normally give the time of day, and she *still* turns you down?

    • @zxcvbnm55100
      @zxcvbnm55100 Год назад +371

      That video that’s like “when men get rejected and say whatever she’s ugly anyway…. You can’t even pull an ugly girl bro? “ 🤣🤣🤣

    • @angelsinger4574
      @angelsinger4574 Год назад

      It reminds me of guys in high school who would call you a slut if you didn’t sleep with them.

    • @animepiglover
      @animepiglover Год назад

      Or when they call you a whore after you reject them, and it's like... so I'll sleep with everyone and anyone... except you???

    • @humanure0
      @humanure0 Год назад +88

      then they go all “well i just felt bad for someone as unfortunate as you, thought i’d try to give you a change, alas” lmao

    • @CrankyB1tsch
      @CrankyB1tsch Год назад +32

      the fox and the grapes all over again

  • @thicc_astley
    @thicc_astley Год назад +1158

    really hate how the twitter pickup artist accounts always focus on the women in the photos being “young women”. the fetishisation of youth weirds me out so much, i bet a lot of these dudes are old enough to be these girls’ dads 🤢

    • @MXRTALIST
      @MXRTALIST Год назад +71

      youre absolutely right! i noticed this too. it’s truly revolting

    • @thicc_astley
      @thicc_astley Год назад +84

      @@MXRTALIST these dudes know the only way their weird pickup methods would work is if the women are young and naive 🤢 even then, i don’t know many young girls who would fall for this stuff, i certainly wouldn’t lmao

    • @MXRTALIST
      @MXRTALIST Год назад +50

      @@thicc_astley exactly! i used to be super gullible and naive as a kid and this stuff still wouldn’t convince me of shit. it’s fascinating in a way how delusional these types of guys can be

    • @mahzo7885
      @mahzo7885 Год назад

      What do you expect? Young is hotter than older, do you want them to go and salivate over grandmas on life support? Im gay and i wouldnt fantasize over some older guy

    • @brooke6860
      @brooke6860 Год назад +41

      I was thinking this too! Not a single one just said “woman”, and one of them called her a girl. Like ….. it’s just so weird

  • @kellyc4729
    @kellyc4729 Год назад +80

    Opening message from a guy on Tinder years ago “You look like a girl who’d like to rut vigorously in the backseat of my mom’s minivan.” I asked if that ever works and he replied “no. My mom doesn’t even have a minivan.”

    • @TheYoungKilljoy
      @TheYoungKilljoy Год назад +7

      That's so cringy

    • @kellyc4729
      @kellyc4729 Год назад +6

      @@TheYoungKilljoy so, so cringy. And it was about 7 years ago so it extra stood out.

  • @tessknits
    @tessknits Год назад +86

    When I was 17 I worked at a department store and these two guys in their 30s came up to me to ask where to find the cologne. As I was explaining where it was to one guy, the other stared at me and kept saying "damn Tess, Damn Tess, DAMN TESS" until he was literally shouting. They followed me around the store for about an hour saying creepy shit until another guy noticed and informed my manager who asked them to leave. They had the audacity to throw a fit over being kicked out over literally harassing a minor

  • @vincentvlue
    @vincentvlue Год назад +3662

    a guy once dm'ed me and asked if he could do all these sexual things to me after I posted a pic of myself in a dress, and I responded with something along the lines of no thank you I'm gay to which he responded "that's so cool, I'm very sorry, have a nice day"
    weirdest interaction of my life

    • @tinamandarina4060
      @tinamandarina4060 Год назад +106

      AYDUA QUE JAJAOAKAJAJAA

    • @nwut
      @nwut Год назад +55

      lmaoo

    • @heisenbergII
      @heisenbergII Год назад +668

      “Understandable, have a great day✌🏼” lmao

    • @definetlynotkitty
      @definetlynotkitty Год назад +1268

      he may be a creep but he draws a line at homophobia

    • @ph1lharm0nic
      @ph1lharm0nic Год назад +720

      @@definetlynotkitty where would we be without our allies 😌

  • @grattful
    @grattful Год назад +6101

    Watching a straight man making fun of terrible straight men brings joy to my cold heart :)

    • @checkmattee222
      @checkmattee222 Год назад +191

      @@mitskiislife I don't think you know what "ethnicities" means💀

    • @loli_cvnt5622
      @loli_cvnt5622 Год назад +1

      I'm convinced at least half of these guys are painfully gay but their issues refuse to let them accept it so instead they just H A T E

    • @fricketyfrackgettfback
      @fricketyfrackgettfback Год назад +153

      @@mitskiislife I mean. Have you seen what white men have done. Historically? Let alone what they still do today?

    • @psuedo_levi
      @psuedo_levi Год назад +38

      @@fricketyfrackgettfback yeah but the video has nothing to do with race soooo

    • @viktorkc1154
      @viktorkc1154 Год назад +1

      @@fricketyfrackgettfback why focus only on white men? Have you seen what the Chinese have done? The Japanese? The Congolese? The Aztecs? Every ethnicity have done bad things, get tf out of here with your racism

  • @professionaltortoiseenjoyer
    @professionaltortoiseenjoyer Год назад +59

    Personally, I would open with the question "do you like tortoises"

  • @HI-bp1xt
    @HI-bp1xt 11 месяцев назад +49

    Posted a picture on my Instagram where i was BLM protest and a boy i knew literally typed this into my comment section:
    "Why must you hurt me this way (my name), why must you break my heart like this? I thought you where a perfect house wife, the perfect mother to my children, the one i would impregnate and carry my bloodline, i was going to be the husband to come back to the house while you look after our children like the good little housewife you could've been 🥺"
    I legit threw my phone across the room in disbelief 😭😭😭😭

    • @Ro-wc1ug
      @Ro-wc1ug 11 месяцев назад +8

      What the fuck 😭😭😭

    • @djixi98
      @djixi98 16 дней назад +1

      "noooo you could've been a perfect wife for me but you're not ra**st enough!!1!"
      There saved him a whole bunch of words without losing any meaning whatsoever lol

  • @OfficialLuni
    @OfficialLuni Год назад +39714

    Honestly I feel like society would be much better off if these dudes actually did write their own self insert fanfiction instead of deflecting their insecurities onto women. Plus, it'd probably lead to the funniest Wattpad Fics ever

    • @rockaria11
      @rockaria11 Год назад +1921

      I WAS THINKING THE EXACT SAME THING. Great bonding & creative outlet for them 🥰 lmao
      Now I can't get the picture of a bunch of incels writing Y/N out of my head...
      So many damsels in distress, a never-ending supply of degradation kinks smut and more...

    • @minlanuelmiranda
      @minlanuelmiranda Год назад +488

      nah, nothing’s funnier than jesus x hitler fic

    • @kaffeinelatte8786
      @kaffeinelatte8786 Год назад +578

      as long as they keep it to themselves and not share it since this actually happened to my friend. this boy was in a friend group with her, and he asked my friend's sister if she could read it over and asked for criticism for his writing, i guess? either way, the sister realized most of it were real events that happened with my friend (with his fantasies involved, pretty sfw except for some paragraphs) and it was super gross because my friend knows about his crush and has turned him down several times before.

    • @kenmitwilherndon8806
      @kenmitwilherndon8806 Год назад +62

      I agree and other guys can learn why saying and doing stuff like this isn't okay

    • @islapulikechris_13
      @islapulikechris_13 Год назад +46

      @@rockaria11 I would agree, But
      SEGA made the Dreamcast
      We're the dream team
      Undisputed champion with these rings
      But it ain't Seattle
      'Cause this Sonic's never leaving
      Led this since my Genesis
      From pixels to the big screen
      See me
      I be well known
      I made mountains with my revenue
      That's Green Hill Zone
      I ain't just a step ahead of you
      It's looking like infinity the way that I'm running this
      I'mma lap you then I'll run it back again for the fun of it, uh
      Came in on the second like my debut
      They gone try to play me
      Might as well been a player too (Aye!)
      Chasing Big Blue
      Now I'm moving like a player two
      Ever since 06 I swear the kid has been unplayable (Pa, pa!)
      I'm that mechanic that never fails
      Don't panic used to be frail
      Now I'm going off the rails (Aye!)
      The way I ball and grab the rings
      I'd prolly rule NBA
      Stuck behind me only way you're matching up to my name
      It's Tails (Aye, aye!)
      I'mma glad on the track
      Knock! Knock! It's Knuckles
      They might have the speed
      But they do not got the muscle
      The toughest in the crew
      Yeah I'm claiming it (Aye!)
      Don't make me give you a sandwich with my name in it (Aye!)
      Rings fly when I fight y'all
      Punch you in the face
      The only rings you'll have left
      Are the ones around ya eyeballs
      Aiming at your jaw
      These jabs are gigantic (Yeah!)
      Double cone impression
      Is left where my spikes landed (Yeah!)
      So "Knuck If You Buck"
      And you're ready to die dammit
      Aw shit, we at it again!
      (Woo!)
      A Rose by any other name couldn't rock the beat
      'Cause boy when Amy's on the game
      You're gonna feel the heat
      I mean desire, I won't be shy
      And when I see blue streaks my heart catches fire like (Woo!)
      'Less you wanna feel the hammer don't get in my way
      I don't gotta read the cards to see how this all plays
      Won't stop for anything
      'Cause this hedgehog only wants one ring
      Blast from the past, my future goals are now the present's tense
      Always AG when I'm in my element (Yeah!)
      Tell a kin I'm telekinetic for shit that I'm doing
      I can move a mountain if I put my mind to it (What?)
      If she hot as Blaze
      Kill the pussy and be billed for murder
      She a rider
      So I'm calling her "The Silver Surfer"
      06 was a miss, but still sticking to show you
      Any trick to be rid of the kid
      It's no use!
      Blaze in the frame
      And I'm blazing like a flame
      So amazing I don't play
      Bow to your highness, and say my name!
      Yeah I'm multi-planing it
      My soul?
      I'm radiant
      Soul gems?
      I'm reining in
      My kingdom?
      Reining it
      Though the kitty's got her claws
      I'm cool-headed baby
      I control the Chaos
      Call me Laura Bailey
      Something like a mercenary, but no mercy in my name
      Judging a book by its cover
      I'm not bringing pleasure, I'm bringing pain
      Now my Babara Gordon-ish
      Knuckles is my Bruce Wayne
      Beyond a Shadow of a doubt
      These emeralds are mine to claim (Woo, Woo!)
      When I Smash Bros
      Baby, I'm more than a trophy
      In the front row
      Handing out XOXO like
      Tic Tac Toe
      Put my foot down
      That's a drop kick
      Dominatrix outfit
      Know you like this
      A- a- a- a straight machine I see no peace
      I'll kill those that discarded me
      Put metal to your skull
      And have you closer to my likeness G
      That boy tryna flex?
      Think he savage to lost in is E?
      (One, two)
      Three different bullets ripping through his spleen!
      (Worthless consumer model)
      Tryna copy, but they lesser
      Light a beta up like gamma rays
      Targets I annihilate
      No sympathy, I'm heartless
      Team Darkness, we violate
      My laser beam?
      I spark it
      Big motherfucker?
      I'm a Big motherfucker!
      What you doing in my ruins
      While I fish for my supper?
      My best Froggy buddy got abducted by some blubber
      Shit splishy
      Drip bitch
      Bend over
      Did I stutter?
      Stick my rod in ya!
      As I fish for the amphibian you got in ya! (Okay!)
      Spit slow, but I'm a hot spitter
      So you'd better not dream of casting me a look
      Every line leaves you reeled in on a catchy hook (Oh, oh, oh!)
      Rather fuck around
      Dig underground with Knuckles?
      Show the cat some disrespect?
      Pussies always skip the pussy on the character select
      Well you better best my levels if you want to see the end
      Truth is I miss my friend
      (Froggy)
      I'm not a blue I'm a black hedgehog
      So you dead dawg
      When I'm pulling out the lead rod
      Then they sped off
      You cannot outrun the bullets that'll blow your head clean off
      I'll be driving in a Maserati
      I'm the edgy boss
      Doing anything to be on top
      Like working with Robotnik
      See these emeralds? Chaotic
      With the way, I'm shining on it
      Soon I'm catching up to anybody, even Sonic
      While he's watching me and Amy get non-platonic
      He's smallest
      Giving her black tornado spins
      Then hoppin' up in the saddle
      Pulling out all my G.U.N's
      There's no doubt that I'm ready for battle
      If I'll be racing Sonic for wins
      He in the dark of shadow's shadow
      I'll be the hero that's more Super Saiyan
      With blonde hair on my ass, yo!
      Aye I be running it back
      The way I lap you on the track, though!
      Always you comin' in last
      You stay behind me like a backbone
      Attacking 'em all with the dash
      The way they spinning from the fast flow
      Carrying the team on the back
      The way I rep us like in Smash Bros!
      Check the mission, blast foes
      Opposition past those
      Never switching
      Shift the transmission
      I kick the pistons
      It's zero to apparition
      In half of a minute grab hold
      Of anything you can
      'Cause Super Sonic cannot rap slow

  • @imailedyouaboxofbees
    @imailedyouaboxofbees Год назад +7062

    Hey Kurtis! I'm almost a minute in and had to pause to let you know: As a woman who has directly suffered from the behaviors of misogynistic people around me, I've always viewed you as an ally. Content that comes from you, Danny Gonzales, Drew Gooden, penguinz0, Jarvis Johnson to name a few, are seen as women-supportive content by the mass majority. I've never gotten the impression from you that this content comes from a place of personal denial, or anything along those lines. It doesn't feel manufactured, or your whole channel would revolve around this. Instead, you insert your support into your different genres, which naturalizes and doesn't make a huge event out of being a male ally to women. It doesn't at all seem like you're trying to be the "Not all men" dude to prove a point about your character. Being a good guy is just part of your character already.

    • @alliexcx5576
      @alliexcx5576 Год назад +114

      :D

    • @apolloparkway9532
      @apolloparkway9532 Год назад +174

      Seconded! 🙌 We love you Kurt

    • @aoi3999
      @aoi3999 Год назад +93

      thirded 😮‍💨😮‍💨

    • @_bludie_
      @_bludie_ Год назад +189

      I’m so glad you added drew gooden on this list, I do agree!

    • @KreeZafi
      @KreeZafi Год назад +369

      The real allies never have to tell you they're allies, you just know they are based on their behavior. Kinda like how genuinely nice guys don't have to tell you what a nice guy they are.

  • @Rin-sr1nz
    @Rin-sr1nz Год назад +36

    a guy i barely knew drew me nude…
    he also said “kiss me” and i said i didn’t want to and he said “i do tho”
    PLEASE DON’T DO THIS TO A WOMAN
    like seriously that was so creepy and weird and made me so uncomfortable

  • @jovana_kocic
    @jovana_kocic Год назад +60

    I love how your angel and devil were considerate of your white shirt and took their shoes off .

    • @AmiraLeo
      @AmiraLeo Год назад +2

      The voice he used reminded me of some actor/actress but I can't remember who it was. Any idea? 👀 Can't stop going over who it could be😅

  • @delilahdude3041
    @delilahdude3041 Год назад +5609

    as someone who's been harassed by creeps like this before, i think its really important to call this kind of behavior exactly what it is: weird!! I appreciate you making fun of these guys because hearing it from another cishet dude, in my experience, helps them get it thru their thick skulls to knock it off

    • @donovanfaust3227
      @donovanfaust3227 Год назад +145

      Does it? I figured they would just call him a simp or beta male and double down on being a creep.

    • @RealElongatedMuskrat
      @RealElongatedMuskrat Год назад +173

      it's so frustrating but predictable I guess that they respond better to another man making fun of them than a woman being like hey this is weird, please stop. It's in the same vein as guys going to SUCH LENGTHS to decode women's behaviour by listening to other men rather than just... listening to women? Dudes will watch Fresh and Fit type shit and then get angry that women won't fuck them rather than listening to any podcasts or content made by women to get an idea of what we like, how we interact, etc.

    • @wardrobewings8000
      @wardrobewings8000 Год назад +117

      @@RealElongatedMuskrat From my experience the best way get them back off is either out-creeping them or force them to explain what they just said. When you pretend you don't understand their disgusting joke/pick-up line and keep asking for clarification they don't get satisfaction of embarrassing you and end up flustered.
      Probably it won't make them stop being creeps, but at least might stop them from bothering you the next time.

    • @chewnip86
      @chewnip86 Год назад +3

      @Kurtis KURTIS ITS YOU

    • @samaraisnt
      @samaraisnt Год назад +79

      I don't call it "weird" I call it what it is: "HARASSMENT." weird is walking backwards. Harassment is asking to take your picture 5 times and saying gross sh*t to a stranger cause you were raised to not see women as people. :l

  • @rubygarrin516
    @rubygarrin516 Год назад +6441

    I'm 18 and I had a 40 something year old man dm me and say "I wish I was your step-dad" and that was even worse than any graphic thing he could've chosen considering I was abused in several ways by one of my old step dads.

    • @TheParagonIsDead
      @TheParagonIsDead Год назад

      Sorry, that dudes a perv.

    • @playdoh658
      @playdoh658 Год назад +622

      i’m so sorry

    • @that_one_mad_queen
      @that_one_mad_queen Год назад +302

      oh i’m so sorry, how are you doing nowadays?

    • @cremepuffle
      @cremepuffle Год назад +720

      It’s the porn. People keep supporting it when it literally has been proven that porn pushes men to do junk like what that man said to you. But everyone still thinks it’s just uwu harmless porn.

    • @cisummusic3496
      @cisummusic3496 Год назад +78

      Wow. I really hope he didn’t somehow know that already.

  • @fontanna888
    @fontanna888 Год назад +134

    You know the real reason why so many men don't like nose rings on women?
    It's 'cause in order to get one she'd have to be at least 18 🤪

    • @baphomet_blues0
      @baphomet_blues0 Год назад +2

      lol what no you don’t

    • @TheProxy066
      @TheProxy066 8 месяцев назад +6

      @@baphomet_blues0 In some places, you do have to be 18+.

    • @beepbeeplettuce5890
      @beepbeeplettuce5890 8 месяцев назад +1

      No they dont most places require you to be 16 at least

    • @beepbeeplettuce5890
      @beepbeeplettuce5890 8 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@TheProxy066 thats only for piercings that are in the private areas

  • @kenbonez
    @kenbonez Год назад +56

    Instead of improving themselves, they just go straight to its "the girls problem/fault. Not mine."

  • @hayleypatin7899
    @hayleypatin7899 Год назад +3279

    So this year my roommate had a guy tell her that he'd yanked it to completely normal pictures that she had on her dating profile. After much discussion and roasting tf out of this dude (who was also possessive right off the bat and openly racist, they never met up and she ghosted him when all this arose) we concluded that having a guy doing that to normal photos is SIGNIFICANTLY creepier than to nudes

    • @madmyth3985
      @madmyth3985 Год назад +447

      Nudes are meant to illicit a certain reaction if you catch my drift. Normal photos aren’t really meant for that. It’s so much creepier for someone to get off on normal photos.

    • @madeleine61509
      @madeleine61509 Год назад +186

      I think the reason it is so creepy is the thought that most people uploaded normal pictures onto the internet (Facebook, Insta, etc.) without even thinking twice, for the specific reason of "Who the hell would ever do anything weird with this??? It's just a normal picture". To find out that guys do get weird with completely normal pictures means you have no clue which of your pictures have been zerged off to. Did the picture of you at your father's funeral get zerged off to? Or maybe the pictures from when you were still a young teen? You holding your baby/your baby sibling? Who knows because suddenly ANY picture with a woman in it is suddenly fair game, regardless of if the picture is sexual or not.
      Let me also just say that there are LOTS of guys who do it. Back when I was a kid- as in roughly 12-15- I used to use my face as a picture publicly when chatting online. I had a normal expression, I was wearing extremely non-sexual clothing, etc. and yet guys would send me unsolicited "tribute photos" (feel free to search on Urban Dict. if you don't know what that is) with my underage face underneath the white fluid. This isn't some "one or two freaks" thing, it's surprisingly common... Nowadays when I say no to sending any pictures, guys try to argue by saying "it's not like I'm asking for a pic of your tits. Just a normal picture". I don't care how paranoid it makes me seem, I'm never sending a pic of myself to a stranger online again, regardless of how "normal" it is.

    • @raynestaehler
      @raynestaehler Год назад +97

      yeah i had a man tell me one of my selfies on instagram made him hard once and he thought that was a compliment ??

    • @ConiferConnieTreeCow
      @ConiferConnieTreeCow Год назад +50

      @@madeleine61509 yikes. that's completely fucked up and im sorry you went through that 🤢

    • @ConiferConnieTreeCow
      @ConiferConnieTreeCow Год назад +103

      @@raynestaehler i think what these creepy guys don't understand is most women only like sexual attention from people they KNOW AND TRUST ALREADY. Being told you're sexually arousing CAN be a compliment, BUT ONLY FROM YOUR PARTNER WHO YOU'VE TOLD IT'S OKAY FOR THEM TO SAY STUFF LIKE THAT. Strangers saying it is completely different and creepy and disgusting and terrifying.

  • @kay-collins
    @kay-collins Год назад +10210

    Imagine thinking that saying to any woman ever in any scenario, “a big girl like you deserves a better lollipop” would do literally anything but absolutely & completely DISGUST her. That’s literally the most disgusting thing I’ve ever heard.

    • @philcollinslover56705
      @philcollinslover56705 Год назад +106

      yes i agree

    • @sktalking223
      @sktalking223 Год назад +277

      A pretty girl like you deserves a console

    • @stephanietanniss
      @stephanietanniss Год назад +561

      But what if he actually produced one of those huge chupachups I'd be so happy 😭🥲

    • @thelexicon7294
      @thelexicon7294 Год назад +415

      @@stephanietanniss I was thinking that that one was unsalvageable, but I stand corrected. That would save it.

    • @nazaninsoltanpour6254
      @nazaninsoltanpour6254 Год назад

      That sounds like a pedophile
      That legitimately sounds like humbert humbert🤮🤧

  • @evepiercing
    @evepiercing Год назад +99

    I like seeing men point out other mens bad or shady behavior as opposed to condoning it or ignoring it/letting it slide. It gives me hope. I am very much aware that there are many great men out there (who aren't sexist, misogynistic, or has old school traditional views on womenhood). But, I have yet to meet many of them. My goal is to surround myself by good people in general, but ya know including men. And smart men/people who can think for themselves and don't just believe what others tell them or what they red on the internet.

    • @gillb9222
      @gillb9222 Год назад +7

      It does need men saying to other men that they are out of order foe their behaviour. They don't respect the views of women, they need a lot of guys to call them out for any of them to get the message that it's not OK

  • @99baking
    @99baking Год назад +90

    I was dangerously close to going down the incel path in highschool. I never hated women or anything like that but I had taken the "black pill" because I believed that because I'm disabled and short that a girl would never want to be with me. But then after highschool I did actually find a girl that wanted to be with me, and I was SUPER uncomfortable and didn't know what to do. Turns out, the reason I hadn't been putting myself out there, and why I was so uncomfortable, is that I'm actually a trans woman. It had nothing to do with women's perception of me and everything to do with how comfortable I was with myself. Sometimes I wonder how many of these guys are actually just gay and/or trans and unwilling to accept it, or unable to find that out about themselves

    • @nomoretwitterhandles
      @nomoretwitterhandles 11 месяцев назад +18

      Actually, most incels are just struggling with toxic masculinity. Toxic masculinity *can* affect how they perceive gender and sexuality, but it's not all that common. While there is a small percentage of incels that are definitely closeted gay men, being transgender is uncommon, so the amount of closeted trans incels would be much lower (logically speaking). There's not really a guaranteed way to prove this though, as incels will insist they're straight manly men. From my experience, the ex-incels I've helped work through their anger usually are hiding their feelings, and some have even come out to me as gay.
      That being said, there are femcels too, so be cautious lol.

    • @stitchespsychos8678
      @stitchespsychos8678 25 дней назад +1

      Hey, good for you, dear

  • @ivoryXmorales
    @ivoryXmorales Год назад +835

    no joke, "would you like to feel my silicon" is hands down probably the funniest single line of dialogue I have ever read

    • @aceeduventures
      @aceeduventures Год назад

      Esta sesion de trap igual esta piola
      ruclips.net/video/bT_E_NWeUaQ/видео.html

    • @ms.tatortots5419
      @ms.tatortots5419 Год назад +74

      "Your body type is perfect for producing offspring and raising them well" why would anyone want to hear this lmao

    • @ahuman9519
      @ahuman9519 Год назад +48

      @@ms.tatortots5419 that’s some shit written by an AI or something

    • @aoi3999
      @aoi3999 Год назад +17

      without contrxt it sounds fucking hilarious

    • @lauratroy13
      @lauratroy13 Год назад +4

      It is indeed something I once said. Talking about my flesh tunnel. The guy said yes. It's how we found out he's allergic to silicon 😁

  • @sleepycomfort
    @sleepycomfort Год назад +553

    a literal example of guys getting mad at woman for scenarios they made up in their head 💀

    • @J_Lynn
      @J_Lynn Год назад +45

      It's the funniest shit because these types accuse women of doing that exact thing constantly.

    • @sleepycomfort
      @sleepycomfort Год назад +2

      @@J_Lynn exactly

  • @arthurdurham
    @arthurdurham Год назад +12

    I have a theory that most pickup artists don't actually want to sleep with women, they just get off on coming up with weird shit to say to them

    • @holyravioli8648
      @holyravioli8648 Год назад +3

      Its shower arguments but like when you dont even care about the argument you just want to feel smart for once

  • @dione__fernnn
    @dione__fernnn Год назад +46

    10:46 THAT GIGGLE WAS SO CUTE LMAO

  • @shadowdroid776
    @shadowdroid776 Год назад +5757

    I've had incels actually try to make me feel bad for the supposedly thousands of men I had sex with. Then they realized I'm engaged and had very few partners in my lifetime. Then they get mad because I'm clearly a gold digger instead...even though I make more money than my fiancé.
    And then they scream about nothing and block me. They literally hate being proven wrong to the point where they'll somehow blame their life on someone they never met and refuse to believe anything else. It's truly bizarre and also fucking hilarious.

    • @ingridvillagrana3698
      @ingridvillagrana3698 Год назад +1

      Men have accused me of being a whore and sleeping with everyone I've ever met. I'm asexual. Also aromantic.

    • @elephorofonius
      @elephorofonius Год назад +308

      that’s so pathetic omg LOL

    • @elleembee6335
      @elleembee6335 Год назад +365

      Every time I try to be nice to one, I then get accused of leading them on. And I mean nice like saying excuse me when walking in front of them and telling them they can go ahead of me in line. It's so incredibly creepy that using common courtesy is something I'm yelled at for when they're the same people that will do something a woman is not wanting and then expect a thank you. Pick a lane.
      I'm an attractive person, but I'm not a model or anything. The horrible things that are said to me when I say I'm not interested are beyond the pale. They want women to not have self-esteem and they'll say horrible things in an attempt to make that happen.

    • @Hey_Adanna
      @Hey_Adanna Год назад +17

      @@elleembee6335 oh i know..

    • @Hey_Adanna
      @Hey_Adanna Год назад +7

      @@elleembee6335 oh i know..

  • @zoefossen6758
    @zoefossen6758 Год назад +643

    “a big girl like you deserves a better lollipop…come with me, i have a plan” *walks out slowly, no turning back*
    “…this is a popsicle” she replied, but it was too late…he was gone

    • @w8bblefr8g82
      @w8bblefr8g82 Год назад +12

      That's honestly the reaction. I once had a guy say "if you wanna talk to me, you'll find a way" and walk away. I have extreme anxiety and was just trying to speak.
      I also said I have a hard time talking to people and he said "you could talk _with_ me" like he was saying something profound. Yeah, wild lmao

  • @mmmph
    @mmmph 4 месяца назад +5

    It is crazy because being nice is literally the bare minimum.

  • @Ani-rq7wv
    @Ani-rq7wv 11 месяцев назад +27

    One of the many benefits of my insanely intense case of resting bitch face is that I have almost never been flirted with by a stranger. A bunch of college/high school age looking guys honked and whistled at me and my friend as we walked from the bus stop to our houses when we were all in third grade tho. That was. Something.

  • @Marymationnn
    @Marymationnn Год назад +4203

    It’s insane how delusional those men are about the reactions they expect from women. I‘ve been contacted by such men plenty of times and I always wondered, like, what the fuck did they expect me to answer to this shit? Now I know, thank you Kurtis

    • @FriedRice3519
      @FriedRice3519 Год назад +248

      then they got the audacity to get mad and blame women over how rejected they are

    • @judahunderwood8433
      @judahunderwood8433 Год назад +148

      *skis away*

    • @gabbygabs9220
      @gabbygabs9220 Год назад +63

      @@judahunderwood8433 weeeeee⛷

    • @Kimthulu
      @Kimthulu Год назад +7

      Look at the shit going on in my part of this thread, lol.

    • @Jo-sv9io
      @Jo-sv9io Год назад

      truly like if a man walked up to me and said any of the pick up lines in this video I would tell him to fuck off. Except for the guy with the lollipop for him I would call the police.

  • @DankrumStar
    @DankrumStar Год назад +5294

    My boyfriend died a couple of weeks ago, and they have honestly been some of the hardest weeks of my life. When people like Cody, Danny, Drew and Kurtis post it helps make me laugh and smile through my tears. I appreciate the work that you guys do, because even though it seems silly and fun you really are helping people in their day-to-day lives. Thank you for everything you do!

    • @halliefritsch
      @halliefritsch Год назад +433

      oh my goodness, i am so sorry. you are so strong!!!! much love to you

    • @onimoney
      @onimoney Год назад +205

      Hope you find peace 💫

    • @elizabethrobson8431
      @elizabethrobson8431 Год назад +167

      lots of love to you

    • @l.mathew
      @l.mathew Год назад +124

      I’m sorry for your loss. You are incredibly strong, much love ❤️ ❤️❤️

    • @whomst9101
      @whomst9101 Год назад +68

      so sorry for ur loss!!

  • @danieldeschenes7722
    @danieldeschenes7722 Год назад +17

    "You're on the way to lunch and notice this girl noticing you. How do you open?"
    Me: "Is this the way to Quizno's?"

  • @lillyrosengren6881
    @lillyrosengren6881 Год назад +30

    I can't get over how Australian Kurt looks in this - I swear to God I see this exact hair and moustache every single day on random blokes just walking around

  • @ashleylunette2187
    @ashleylunette2187 Год назад +1010

    "I entrepreneur well" is the culmination of thousands of "I hardly know her jokes."
    Kurtis has achieved full potential

    • @toothfairy10133
      @toothfairy10133 Год назад +6

      wait i didn't understand the joke what's the pun? /gen

    • @neil12
      @neil12 Год назад +31

      @@toothfairy10133 I entrepre-Knew Her well

  • @meppep6733
    @meppep6733 Год назад +2743

    Fun fact (ish): the world incel, meaning involuntarily celibate, was originally a world to describe disabled people who actually were involuntarily celibate. But then the community of bad “incels” (like the guys in this video) stole the word for themselves (at least that's the story to my understanding).

  • @moon.2674
    @moon.2674 Год назад +39

    the way those men write the pick-up line scenarios is so funny to me as someone who used to be in a roleplay community. the first tweet with the scenario is literally like an rp starter and the responses are the roleplays. all we need now is for them to reply to each other and 'roleplay' together!

  • @corinnewolfe963
    @corinnewolfe963 Год назад +33

    I wanna know how far that guy walked before accepting that she was not following him

  • @Lionfrog13
    @Lionfrog13 Год назад +2387

    Fun fact incel was a term coined by a woman who was complaining about her love life. The worst people on the internet just took it.

    • @elle1107
      @elle1107 Год назад +48

      Reply All has a great episode that dives into this!

    • @eyekandi
      @eyekandi Год назад +159

      A bi woman too.

    • @KingOfGaymes
      @KingOfGaymes Год назад +57

      I’m honestly shocked by this information

    • @RMZweasel
      @RMZweasel Год назад +101

      Yes!! She was a lesbian who had to be closeted around her family, so couldn’t date.

    • @glidee4671
      @glidee4671 Год назад +2

      @@eyekandi how does that have anything to do with anything

  • @cheeseconnoisseur8192
    @cheeseconnoisseur8192 Год назад +901

    Kurtis bullying incels is exactly what I needed on this lovely afternoon

    • @Cera_01
      @Cera_01 Год назад +18

      @Victory Here, hold this ratio.

    • @TheQueenOfSheba
      @TheQueenOfSheba Год назад +1

      Yup.

    • @demo2823
      @demo2823 Год назад +1

      Not bullying when you just hold their actual objectively dumb actions against them.

  • @huhhwuhh
    @huhhwuhh Год назад +29

    honestly feel second-hand disgust that these random girls’ photos are being used in tweets like that

  • @lexieluv4145
    @lexieluv4145 4 месяца назад +2

    Worst opening line I’ve encountered: “I’m somewhat of a belly connoisseur. Send tummy pics?”

  • @maunia4642
    @maunia4642 Год назад +2604

    The lollipop skit was pure gold. I was laughing so hard. And the fact that Jacob was licking a spoon made it even better 😂

    • @Halfgay_boi
      @Halfgay_boi Год назад +29

      It’s truly a cinematic masterpiece

    • @PhilomathWizard
      @PhilomathWizard Год назад +47

      Imagine you're a security guard, you're living your life in your 9-5, drinking coffee all day and watching normal people walk in and out of the hotel corridors. One day, two men: One barefoot licking a spoon and the other one has a mullet, and they're both doing something on the hall. The barefoot guy keeps licking his mysterious spoon and the mullet man whispers in his ear and slowly walks away.

    • @yassu20
      @yassu20 Год назад +3

      @@PhilomathWizard LMAO

    • @chiral2233
      @chiral2233 Год назад

      I didn’t even realize it was a spoon until halfway through the skit 😅

    • @jadebeason7552
      @jadebeason7552 Год назад +2

      I like the fact that he blurred out Jacobs feet.

  • @CrazyCousin404
    @CrazyCousin404 Год назад +3699

    'His Ideal woman is a pair of breasts'
    I feel like this is a good place to mention that in an experiment with turkeys , they found that a male turkey would still try to mate with a female even if she was just a disembodied head on a stick. Not if there was much less than that tho, turkeys still have SOME standards

    • @cremepuffle
      @cremepuffle Год назад

      But for men it’s reversed. They always depict naked women headless, statues, pornography. Men dont want the whole women they want breast and access to our gens.

    • @cornfield3034
      @cornfield3034 Год назад +183

      They’ll get head from a head, but just eyes? Nah that’s too far

    • @ostracostio64
      @ostracostio64 Год назад +104

      unlike some penguins

    • @uselesschannel51
      @uselesschannel51 Год назад +208

      @@ostracostio64 penguins when they see a hole:😳

    • @SickAndMeanSAM
      @SickAndMeanSAM Год назад +2

      @@uselesschannel51 if theres a hole, theres a goal

  • @attitait9108
    @attitait9108 Год назад +35

    This guy from my computing class messaged me on Instagram and started talking to me almost everyday. Like any other person would I kept replying because he was from my school. One day when he messaged me he asked what types of films I liked. I said sci-fi and romance and he replied with the 'have you ever thought of having one?'. We haven't spoken since...

    • @jellifish.mp3
      @jellifish.mp3 Год назад +10

      that's kinda iffy. I don't blame you for not talking anymore.

    • @catadoodle
      @catadoodle Год назад +8

      Honestly that doesn't sound that bad lol (at least, not compared to the ones in the videos) but still cringe, like it came out of a self-insert fanfic

    • @bilbo7115
      @bilbo7115 Месяц назад

      Seems like he had only one goal from the beginning. You know better - either go on a date with him or block him.

  • @grasslandbagels
    @grasslandbagels Год назад +16

    the creepiest part i think, for me at least, is that the second girl from the pick up line tweets genuinely looks like a teenager. if i saw her literally anywhere, i would assume she’s a teenager. maybe even like 17-18. thats what rlly makes my skin crawl.

  • @brixittbee
    @brixittbee Год назад +312

    In 2014 a guy messaged me on Tinder with the opening line “i want to paint you green and spank you like a bad avocado” and I haven’t been the same since

  • @TheDBPhantom
    @TheDBPhantom Год назад +2994

    im a trans guy who cracked in college and presented as female all thru high school. the amount of dudes/incels/LOSERS who would pretend to be my friend just to admit they wanted to get with me and present me with those kinds of hateful messages when i turned down them asking me out was absurd. i still have trouble trusting that my guy friends actually want to hang with me because im me and not just because they want to get in my pants (haven't started T yet). when talking to other dudes (im not out to a lot of people atm) i am always on guard making sure whatever i say doesn't come across as flirting and shutting down any even remotely flirty things as soon as they're brought up (like when they stretch their arms out and go "WhErE's My HuG?" and you KNOW they never do that with their best guy friends).
    it is SO dehumanizing to know they only viewed you as a potential date/thing to 'conquer' and not as an actual friend or even a human being. they just view all women as a means to an end in the social sense- getting laid- and they don't really care about them as people at all. that's why they do this roleplay shit online and why every single one of those responses is treating the woman like an object that only exists for their consumption. they genuinely don't view women as human beings, and their individual personalities are just a challenge in the way of the incel getting laid by the body the actual person inhibits.
    that's why these 'post your opening line' tweets even exist in the first place. the women in those photos are not people to them, so it's fine to just post actual fucking photos of them for a game like this, and this is just for them to try and figure out the 'optimal' strategy to get laid, like a fucking workshop, ignoring the fact that every person is different and not all people react the exact same way. but they assume they will because women are like a totally other species to them and, like a bad fantasy writer, every one of a different species will *obviously* act the exact same (and when they don't, the incels get furious). and imagine how those women would feel finding those threads, a personal photo of you shared without your consent and a comments section full of what are essentially insults and people objectifying you and for what? having the gall to exist online while being fairly attractive?? it's disgusting how normalized this behavior is. kudos to you and others for calling it out.

    • @cusp1dz
      @cusp1dz Год назад +99

      i rlly like this comment! i don't have much to say, there's just no "😮" button

    • @Spookyguy223
      @Spookyguy223 Год назад

      I HATE incels

    • @ratkingmilly
      @ratkingmilly Год назад +205

      u articulated the issue so well

    • @Dunbie_
      @Dunbie_ Год назад +22

      This is a McDonald’s please just tell me which drink you’d like

    • @faevers
      @faevers Год назад +182

      i used to have a friend in university that treated me like this, but only after i disappeared for a couple of weeks due to personal health things and didn't talk to him for a while. he spent 5 months of his time as my "friend" and completely did a 180 after i was gone for a while. he got angry that i didn't talk to him, that we hadn't had sex, etc etc and started to misgender me. he even went as far to dm and harass my friends from home, asking them what was wrong with me. i never picked up any of this in the months leading up to it. it's crazy how much your kindness gets used against you if you're nice to incels. and not to mention the trust issues that happen as a result.

  • @messysoda2220
    @messysoda2220 Год назад +21

    I love how these same people would probably just start crying and violently vomiting if they ever tried talking to a woman.

  • @FixYourGameplay
    @FixYourGameplay Год назад +4

    "Master opener of women". Sounds like a serial killer title

  • @exkitedgirl5678
    @exkitedgirl5678 Год назад +886

    A guy I graduated with but never talked to came into my work, came up to me and said “you grew nicely into your body”. I wanted to shower in acid to get the icky feeling off of me.

    • @juliasutton8634
      @juliasutton8634 Год назад +138

      EW EW EW that's vile 🤢🤢🤢 I feel like I need a shower just for reading that. I'm sorry that happened to you, and AT WORK

    • @forsaken696
      @forsaken696 Год назад +60

      Oh lord I hate it I hate that I’m sorry

    • @sonetagu1337
      @sonetagu1337 Год назад +28

      RIP to those quadrillions of blood cells who died to make you "MagIcaLy MolD" into your body today
      IdcIf-2022
      (I'm joking of course, not sure if it's funny doe cuz it's nerdy af lol)

    • @pokaay3163
      @pokaay3163 Год назад +23

      WHAT THE FUCK

    • @googli300
      @googli300 Год назад +19

      It is a nice compliment if he's a skinwalker

  • @Ladybug.83
    @Ladybug.83 Год назад +965

    As an (almost) 40 year old,.. guys aren't any better at my age. I told a man I wasn't interested in him a few times and he responded; "YOU B*TCHES ARE ALL THE SAME, I didn't want you anyways, UGLY!" 😂😂 Thanks for the laughs, ski's away!

    • @scorpioj3
      @scorpioj3 Год назад +135

      so fucking weird like why would you even ask out someone who you think is unattractive? he should just accept the rejection and move on (be better ofc) geessssh

    • @fart63
      @fart63 Год назад +141

      @@scorpioj3 it’s cuz they don’t actually think she’s unattractive, they just want to try to bring down her self esteem because their own is so low.

    • @fricketyfrackgettfback
      @fricketyfrackgettfback Год назад +24

      The fact that you had to tell him more than once... So entitled

    • @allyma3
      @allyma3 Год назад +27

      I like telling them id wear their skin as a suit to their funeral, they seem to go pretty quickly

    • @seanmatthewking
      @seanmatthewking Год назад +13

      @@allyma3 Jokes on you, that's what I'm into.

  • @thesleepydot
    @thesleepydot Год назад +108

    don’t worry kurtis, you handle issues like these really well! as a female presenting enby, you covering topics like this one has never left a bad taste in my mouth. of course, because youre a man there are some rare times when you or other male commentators dont mention details that are important to the narrative because you had very different experiences than women, but that’s not entirely your fault. that’s just proof that the voices of minorities need to be amplified so that they can talk about stuff that non-minorities might not even realize. besides, there’s also been times when you made insightful comments that I myself did not think of, so all-in-all you definitely handle misogyny related topics really well imo!

  • @spikey5281
    @spikey5281 Год назад +14

    I feel like that first guy was told "Don't ask for that. At least not in the first message you send." and felt real clever he found a loophole to that rule.

  • @user-op6rd8sp4m
    @user-op6rd8sp4m Год назад +1167

    Honestly, bullying is okay sometimes and these guys on twitter are proof for that.

    • @Steph-bx6yu
      @Steph-bx6yu Год назад +63

      Seriously. I think in these cases these dudes deserve a good scare. Something that'll make them think twice about sending weird ass shit like this.

    • @gruntythefinestwench
      @gruntythefinestwench Год назад +17

      Yeah where is the shame?????

    • @terraehman8060
      @terraehman8060 Год назад +42

      Bullying bullies back isn't really bullying though? That's just defending yourself.

    • @ralphwilsin
      @ralphwilsin Год назад +1

      No way jose! They just need alpha male training!

    • @NoMoreSuperHero
      @NoMoreSuperHero Год назад +1

      @@terraehman8060 You can't bully bullies, you can bully nerds cause they're trash, but bullies tend to be pretty chill.

  • @blending_in
    @blending_in Год назад +316

    I can't imagine anyone typing "from the major pervert in me" with a straight face

    • @aceeduventures
      @aceeduventures Год назад

      Esta sesion de trap igual esta piola .
      ruclips.net/video/bT_E_NWeUaQ/видео.html

  • @alakasam5065
    @alakasam5065 Год назад +18

    as a guy trying to be a good person and treat people better, this gives me a lot of hope that i’m not too far gone lol

  • @ew2dr
    @ew2dr 11 месяцев назад +6

    "a big girl like you deserves a better lollipop" my parents told me to not trust guys who offer me candies.

  • @cayenne_pepper7665
    @cayenne_pepper7665 Год назад +395

    Weird guys seem to be everywhere right now, even in the Supreme Court

    • @sappho1887
      @sappho1887 Год назад +1

      The ridiculous amount of power the Supreme Court holds over US laws is disgusting and undemocratic. Firearms literally have more rights than women

    • @AJ-ht3kf
      @AJ-ht3kf Год назад

      Definitely want to control the narrative of women..

  • @magicalsketches2799
    @magicalsketches2799 Год назад +653

    weirdly enough, guy saying something weirdly horny and then apologizing profusely is very common. especially over text and Instagram. If I was quiet or called them out they would say sorry just to do it again later. It'd like they think apologizing right after means it's not harassment.

    • @toothfairy10133
      @toothfairy10133 Год назад +90

      gonna rob a house and if i get caught i'll just apologise. "it was from the thief in me, your honour!"

    • @robin_ch
      @robin_ch Год назад +8

      wait it counts as harassment?? ive had it happen to me before but i never considered it being harassment

    • @bbew2914
      @bbew2914 Год назад +39

      if they keep doing it it counts as harassment

    • @HaHaHaLMFAOtv
      @HaHaHaLMFAOtv Год назад

      @@robin_ch even sending explicit photos without your consent is a harassment. It's a private thing and you don't want to see it but they have to shove it in your throat

    • @GoddoDoggo
      @GoddoDoggo Год назад +51

      @@robin_ch If a flasher whips their privates out at you on the subway it's harassment, doing it via text isn't much different.

  • @alterego24122
    @alterego24122 Год назад +5

    Every time someone calls themselves an "alpha" a little piece of me dies and disappears in the void, never to be seen again. I would rather eat bricks and drink fresh cement than talk to a person like that for more than five seconds.

  • @Bugothy
    @Bugothy 11 месяцев назад +6

    Whew, thank god I’m not straight