I was horrified to realize I haven't been subscribed....I thought I had been for months. I'm now mortified because I've been claiming that extra greeting for half a year without actually joining. What a deep and lasting moral failing, I am ashamed.
Honestly as a straight guy, that “I hate my wife” boomer humor really grosses me out. Like, don’t be with her man, divorce is very much a thing now. Becoming toxic and resentful doesn’t help anyone.
The guy can't leave because back in the 60's and he was still young, he never felt like he needed to learn how to cook healthy food or keep a house clean. He needs an experienced woman to do it for him. But truly, both of the spouses stay because of a feeling of security. Deep down, they despise each other but would rather hang on to each other than die alone.
Honestly the worst straight memes and stuff involve “sacrifice yourself to your lover and ignore their glaring faults” it’s horrible and perfect for helping normalize abusive relations
Black Knight Fool you do realize there talking about memes not people, right? Just a little advice if you were more careful about making anything more personal to you than it should you would be a lot happier and less stressed in life. Since you kind of miss the whole point of the original statement and made it about you instead of the issue at had.
Black Knight Fool in you heart do you really believe there was a malicious intent against the entire straight community because the original comment talked about “normalizing abuse is bad”? So is that an a good thing? The way you pull up sources and point fingers makes it seem like you have no intention to empathize with others and chose to blame shift instead, and yet you’re last source implies that you are more concerned with the empathy of a gay man with feminist, lesbians, and women . I didn’t think you were going to reply with this much of everything, but since you did reply and seem pretty passionate I’m now very intrigued and just want to have a conversation to know why this is affecting you so much
There are two types of elderly couple The kind who hate each other with a dying passion for no apparent reason and don't get a divorce because they'd bee too lonely and lose a lot of money And the two most wholesome people you will ever know There is absolutely no in between.
How about the old couple that's like super annoyed with each other's bad habits but is like "Well I've put up with you this long... shit, might as well keep on going."
As a not straight person, actually if you’re a straight man and woman getting married and you’re gonna dress up as shrek and Fiona for that, that’s the best thing I’ve ever seen
“Dont lose a LOYAL man because he’s occasionally UNFAITHFUL” That literally couldn’t contradict itself anymore. That literally makes zero sense and isn’t possible
No, 'cause so often I'll see straight people absolutely shitting on the opposite gender and saying they hate dating people of the opposite gender and I'll just be like 🤨
@@imbroke97 my boys have familial names...from their elders. I can’t fathom naming themselves something awful. When I was little I was told my name was a mans name (Sidney was my granddads name). No one else had it, which at the time was upsetting. Im fine with it now lol. Back then the popular names were Amy and Jennifer. I knew multiples of each throughout my whole life until post college years.
I think straight people are more likely to end up in resentful marriages because it's the most socially acceptable relationship type. People don't get gay married or stay in poly relationships just because their family/church expects them to, they do it because they've done a lot of self-reflection and realized that's what will make them happy. On the other hand, a lot of straight marriages happen just because they're following the Life ScriptTM without any self-reflection. So, it is more likely that they'll get married to the wrong person for the wrong reasons. A lot of people just won't do well in a lifelong relationship with one person. Some people do better with other types of relationships (or none at all), but they are taught that marriage is the only "right" way. So, they force themselves into an arrangement they dislike and convince themselves the resentment is normal. Marriage works well for me, since I'm a creature of habit that loves waking up with the same partner every single day. You're not broken if you don't want that, so don't consign yourself to a life of posting passive aggressive cope memes... be yourself!
All true, also keep in mind that straight relationships are statistically much much much more likely, so the number of unhealthy straight relationships is astronomically higher by default
I mean, isnt straight relationships like 80 or maybe 90% of the world’s population? It makes sense that there r A LOT of unhappy straight relationships, not just bc of expectations.. being in an lgbt relationship doesnt mean u’ll be happy. It just depends on how ppl handle their relationships.. im concern why make a general assumption of straight relationships.
This is weird take. A lot of these kinds of relationships are relegated to older generations. It's more culture specific than sexuality specific. I've seen amazing and crappy marriages of many sexualities, people's generations are more indicative of this
"I'm straight but... that's incredible" reminded me of when I got my license it was raining and my examiner said almost nothing the whole time he didn't have to until I pointed out a double rainbow and this 45 y/o man looked up from his clipboard for a sec and said "that's gay" and I almost burst out laughing
I saw this one Tik Tok where this girl asked her boyfriend what would he do if she never existed and she got mad because he said that you would date someone else
Yes!! Maybe my opinion doesn't count since I'm a gay woman, but seeing how comfortable Tom Holland is with his sexuality is one of the main reasons why he'll be the only man I find attractive
Streight people with baggy clothes watching this video: im gonna shoot up a gay parade...No hetero tho😳. (If this comment gets hate then im taking it down)
if anyone is wondering why "I hate my spouse" culture is so rampant, it's mostly because of the shaming associated with divorce in more conservative communities. people feel like getting divorced makes them unlovable, inherently a bitch and it's often frowned upon in said communities due to misogyny and the idea you must be with your husband for life regardless of happiness. especially in the US, where another factor is the divorce process is a bitch in itself. people are afraid of being ousted from their social circles or turned into jokes, so when their marriages are obviously showing signs of falling apart, they just... don't get divorced. this leads to deeper resentment and sadly abuse, and any kids in the picture often take a brunt of it too. some people can't realise they're just not a good fit together, which also ties in with the expectations on people to have a happy nuclear heterosexual family, or the idea that dating and relationships are what make people good and whole, not just being good people, and that not wanting to be married makes them bad somehow (this connects to amatonormativity, but that's another can of worms) then there are also a lot of couples who are kind of forced to get married due to circumstances, such as the girl getting pregnant. this obviously isn't a great basis for any relationships.
True and in India it's much worse because here the entire families get married and more often then not the woman is expected to take care of not only the husband but also his parents since they live in the same house (kids moving out from their parents house is frowned about here since it's considered "abandoning"). It is slowly getting better though 🤞🏻
4:36 "and when I tried to fight that guy *cause his tank top was messing with my vibe* " I can't stop thinking about this line I Think It's the funniest thing on earth
Those boomer "jokes" about hating their spouses have always made me so uncomfortable. How are they going to tell me I should be getting married when they make it look like hell. Do the world a favour and just divorce.
LMAOOOO WHY ARENT WE TALKING ABOUT THE JOKE AT THE BEGINNING “sorry about the kids that burned up in the school...BUT THE SMOKE IS BLUE, we’re having a LITTLE GUY” LMFAOOO
“I think I was supposed to be gay. I think in heaven they made like 3/4 of a gay person and forgot to flip the final switch and then just sent me out and said ‘You marked that one gay, right?’ and they go ‘Oh no, was I supposed to?’ and they went ‘Oh man... Well, this will be a very interesting person.’ This’ll be a very silly person.”
I saw "332K" as your likes and thought, "When I click this it's going to change to 333 and that will be cool." Imagine my surprise when the number didn't change. My whole reality is crumbling now that I've discovered I'm not 1,000 people.
my own grandma literally told me “i can’t stand him but i’m too old to get a divorce” about my grandpa. and she like laughed afterward and pretended she was joking but I know she just let that one slip. big ol yikes aha
it's really sad because my grandfather married my grandma because he loved her but my grandma literally married him because she thought nobody else would marry her. they fight so often but they never got (and never will) get a divorce because it would go against their religion :T
imagine being so insecure about your masculinity that you have to reassure people that you're not gay everytime you say something remotely feminine or emotional
I mean it kinda depends you cant say bend me over and fuck me in the ass and let me suck even though you are straight. I dont know about you but that sounds a little gay. Also this has nothing to do with masculinity pls stop.
Black Knight Fool as a lesbian myself these truly shocked me, however please understand that not all of us are like this, I’m not trying to take away from those sources but I truly hope that few bad cases will not make you bias against someone over something they cannot control
if ur a pissed off heterosexual person in the comments please take a chill pill bucko you’re allowed to laugh at yourself!!! relax!!!
Kurtis Conner hi kurtis
Woah, *I'm offended*
bucko
Yesh Please *offended in gay*
This is hilarious, str8 ppl b crazy. But we still love y’all lol
"Babe whats your biggest fear?"
"Definitely wasps"
"NO, you were supposed to say losing me!"
"Idk wasps are pretty scary"
"I think you should BEE a little more romantic"
Operatic Egg I tip my hat to you.
Princess Neica
Ya like jazz?
@Savannah Phillips wheres the b
Operatic Egg im investing stock in this comment
"don't lose a loyal man because he's occasionally unfaithful"
do u even know what loyal means bro
Surprised loyal is even spelled right
wooosh
@@K1llswitchkat do u know what wooosh means my guy
I read this just as the part came in the video
“Don’t lose a loyal man even though he isn’t really a loyal man”
I was horrified to realize I haven't been subscribed....I thought I had been for months. I'm now mortified because I've been claiming that extra greeting for half a year without actually joining. What a deep and lasting moral failing, I am ashamed.
You should be ashamed.
@@aquaticangel3380 Deeply, deeply ashamed.
well congrats on becoming an official resident of Kurtistown
Give us back our greetings, thief!
It happens to the best of us
If cutting out your eyes makes your boyfriend happy, that isn’t your boyfriend. That’s the mayor of Prague.
I noticed your joke ! It was fun 😂
Nice. 👍
Stinky
LMFAOAOAO
Makin it stinky
Whenever he said “has this ever happened to you?” I thought he was about to sponsor some vpn to block the ads
I- it WAS
VPNs don't block ads
Same! Lmao
RandomAussieGamer oh, my bad
Yah same
the “has this ever happened to you” bit was a genuine fever dream
R k it was certainly kurtis’s fever dream
I thought I was having a fever dream and I would have rather woken up at a rave
Oh oh she's a Cello... just genius
Time parroxdox
that was some adults swim type shit
when that girl said "our world" she was telling him she's a commie
For our Motherland, Comrades!
No comrade... OUR WORLD
*we are commies
Communist 101
Rom coms... more than commerades
Honestly as a straight guy, that “I hate my wife” boomer humor really grosses me out. Like, don’t be with her man, divorce is very much a thing now. Becoming toxic and resentful doesn’t help anyone.
They're secretly gay duh
@@Atlas_here5580 lack of attraction towards women doesn't equal misogyny.
@@wrathofthelamb318 dude it was a joke, im well aware of that
Boomers came from a time where divorce was largely frowned upon. And then my grandparents are just stubborn.
The guy can't leave because back in the 60's and he was still young, he never felt like he needed to learn how to cook healthy food or keep a house clean. He needs an experienced woman to do it for him. But truly, both of the spouses stay because of a feeling of security. Deep down, they despise each other but would rather hang on to each other than die alone.
The extra greeting really hits different when that’s basically the only human interaction you’re getting
damn that's true
yea 😭
I was about to C r y
Damn I didn’t think about it that way but yeah
That's why I subscribed in the first place, why else would you?
This dude predicted that a gender reveal party will burn down something.
Holy shit he really did
damn he really did
I was about to comment this lol
It’s okay guys u can calm down it’s happened quite a few times 4heads
something being california...
Honestly the worst straight memes and stuff involve “sacrifice yourself to your lover and ignore their glaring faults” it’s horrible and perfect for helping normalize abusive relations
The dude speaks the truth, straight stuff really does try to normalize abuse and all
Black Knight Fool you do realize there talking about memes not people, right? Just a little advice if you were more careful about making anything more personal to you than it should you would be a lot happier and less stressed in life. Since you kind of miss the whole point of the original statement and made it about you instead of the issue at had.
Black Knight Fool in you heart do you really believe there was a malicious intent against the entire straight community because the original comment talked about “normalizing abuse is bad”? So is that an a good thing? The way you pull up sources and point fingers makes it seem like you have no intention to empathize with others and chose to blame shift instead, and yet you’re last source implies that you are more concerned with the empathy of a gay man with feminist, lesbians, and women . I didn’t think you were going to reply with this much of everything, but since you did reply and seem pretty passionate I’m now very intrigued and just want to have a conversation to know why this is affecting you so much
Ok but as a gay, that Shrek wedding looks lit af.
Same
same
same
same
same
“don’t loose a loyal man because he’s occasionally unfaithful” *has to be the worst advice i’ve ever heard* 😂
I KNOOWWWW I thought they made that as a joke 💀💀💀
Right 😂😂 How can you be an unfaithful ‘loyal’ man, like what does that even mean
"Dont lose a faithful man bc hes unfaithful" basically how that "advice" sounds
babygxx and that’s what makes it even better
lmao
Kurtis: I’m never doing green screen sketches again
Kurtis: proceeds to do more green screen sketches
Australia has a show called “married at first sight”. So do what you will with that information
Oh God that show annoys me.
American has it to me and my mom watch it sometimes
Sarcastic Trash same here in England
Sarcastic Trash sight* but yes, and it’s comedy gold
yeah same here in France
The only time I've ever seen a gender reveal party I actually liked was one for a pregnant horse.
thats amazing
Ya, horses are pretty great
I hoped they named the baby horse “equestrianne”
did they make any horse puns
12:05 no. Ur making me mad. You’re getting on my nerves.
"i feel like i moved houses, cuz that was a lot to unpack" is one of kurtis's best jokes
I love it so much
Damn I wanna like this but it was at 420 likes
HOLY SHIT I'VE LITERALLY SAID THE SAME THING BEFORE!
I 100% agree
That's sad
Okay the "has this ever happened to you?" sequence was masterful. Comedy gold. Incredible. I'm speechless.
A cinematic masterpiece
I'm straight but... It was incredible
Jk I'm gay
It was frictionless
kurtis' humour is getting more and more abstract and I'm living 4 it
this aged like fine wine with elon musk naming his kid X Æ A-12
that was probably grimes, they're really really cool
AnglicoTheMonkey aka kyle
Vic Eaton it was grimes who named her kid X Æ A-12.
edit: plus, grimes isn’t 100% straight so
Is grimes bi? She gives off that vibe.
weirdo yeah but Elon also added the A-12 part
There are two types of elderly couple
The kind who hate each other with a dying passion for no apparent reason and don't get a divorce because they'd bee too lonely and lose a lot of money
And the two most wholesome people you will ever know
There is absolutely no in between.
they've either been married for 60 years and are the kindest people in the world, or they would kill each other at any given chance
Well my grandparents get along great. They were friends since childhood
My grandparents used to be the most wholesome people ever
How about the old couple that's like super annoyed with each other's bad habits but is like "Well I've put up with you this long... shit, might as well keep on going."
@@Jupiter-T that's the first type
"Welcome to my world."
_"Our_ world now."
**Soviet Anthem starts playing**
ARR YOU KIRRIN ME, IDIA? Lmaoooooo 😂
Wtf 😅
☭ for the motherland! ☭
i still relevant
no
my city now
Well y'know, red is the color of love and sharing is caring, so communism
that extra greeting hits different when you’re non-heterosexual
the peace signs hit like a one-two punch
Ya XD
True mate word
😳👉🏽👈🏽
that’s because everybody has the same rights
When he came out as a “straight white guy” I felt that
Why
Leothelion why not?
@@mechalinden I just dont really get what it means by "I felt that", I mean it doesn't really mean anything or make any sense in that context
I was the 420th like say thanks
Leothelion Bro, it's a joke 😕
As a not straight person, actually if you’re a straight man and woman getting married and you’re gonna dress up as shrek and Fiona for that, that’s the best thing I’ve ever seen
why do all of kurtis’s tiny jokes turn into mini movies
He is too powerful
He can't control his power of _green screen_
why do we just....accept it?? LMAO
@@skeletiddes because he's our mayor
skeletiddes cause he's the mayor and we've gotta be nice to him
paint me like one of your french girls? nah, play me like one of your cellos
ani cunningham straightanic
@@norsegodoflove if i stay loool
human rat if i stay?
Orchestra kids be like-
@@norsegodoflove It's... a reasonably common metaphor.
don’t lose a *loyal* man bc he’s *occasionally unfaithful* is WILD
"Don't lose a good man just bc he's actually not good at all"
he said “welcome to my world” she then said “our world now”
𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙢𝙪𝙣𝙞𝙨𝙢 𝙞𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙣𝙨𝙞𝙛𝙞𝙚𝙨
Jack Guthrie OH CANADA🇨🇦
Wonder Bread uh...?
Wonder Bread
U-U
W
H
A
T
Wonder Bread sir-
Jack Guthrie *Sounds like Communist propaganda but ok*
why is no one talking about how kurtis has a cello
i was looking through the comments for this ahaha
hexmum i was looking for this comment!
i was lokking for this comment too
He rented it just for the joke 😭
I was so confused when i saw it lmao
“Dont lose a LOYAL man because he’s occasionally UNFAITHFUL”
That literally couldn’t contradict itself anymore. That literally makes zero sense and isn’t possible
Dont lose a VEGAN man because he occasionally EATS MEAT.
Don’t lose a CHAIR because it occasionally EXPLODES
Don't lose your ELECTRIC CAR just because it sometimes RUNS ON GAS
Dont lose the KIDS, please come back Jenifer i miss you
@@bagelinpond2433 sorry for your loss dude
If men hate their wife, why don’t they try men?
This is actually how I found out I was bi
@@poison-LICKTHEPOISON congrats!
@@poison-LICKTHEPOISON You found out you were.. BIASED!!
No, 'cause so often I'll see straight people absolutely shitting on the opposite gender and saying they hate dating people of the opposite gender and I'll just be like 🤨
My sister’s friend’s mom went to school with someone named Cynjohnthia. A hybrid of Cynthia and John. I wish I was making that up.
BRUH
Ooh noooooooooo
Americans will name their kids ANYTHING except for a normal name
@@imbroke97 my boys have familial names...from their elders. I can’t fathom naming themselves something awful. When I was little I was told my name was a mans name (Sidney was my granddads name). No one else had it, which at the time was upsetting. Im fine with it now lol. Back then the popular names were Amy and Jennifer. I knew multiples of each throughout my whole life until post college years.
I feel so bad for that poor kid,I hope they changed their name
kurtis: have you ever seen cringy, heterosexual stuff?
my parents: i am actually... the president of the company.
C e o o f h o m o p h o b i c a b u s e r - my dad
@@thatsonyou6093 Are you okay tho? Does he abuse you?
My whole school: I am actually the president of the company
@@lvely4126 (The abuse has nothong to do with the homophobia btw) but he abuses my mom
@@thatsonyou6093 That's still really worrying... Maybe you should tell someone who could help?
lol is this what that “how many of my viewers are bisexual women” poll on twitter was ahaha
I see, I should follow him on twitter 😂
@@melima_ same
my bi ass missed that?? i should deffo follow him on twitter
All of them
@@fawnarella lmao same. My bi ass is lowkey sad that i missed it
Chill cool dude that respects other people’s sexuality’s and genders/pronouns. Respect.
WHY DID THE CELLO SKIT ESCALATE LIKE THAT IM CRYINGF
U KNOWW!!!
I thought it was time for the ad and I was confused when it didn't happen 😂 that would've been such a good segue
like did he actually buy a cello just for the skit???
@@alaynachichester8833 I wondered if he always had it and this joke provided the perfect excuse to pull it out! "Finally..."
Oh my god I've been laughing for minutes now make this stop
Her: “He’s probably thinking about other girls”
Him: *has this ever happened to you?*
congrats on 69 likes
Who’s buying legs and eyes? Asking for a friend.
Ebony Everette me.
Ebony Everette ww17.ducksarethebest.com/ is my go to place,
Me
A blind pirate with peg leg, you uneducated dingus.
The black market
I think straight people are more likely to end up in resentful marriages because it's the most socially acceptable relationship type. People don't get gay married or stay in poly relationships just because their family/church expects them to, they do it because they've done a lot of self-reflection and realized that's what will make them happy.
On the other hand, a lot of straight marriages happen just because they're following the Life ScriptTM without any self-reflection. So, it is more likely that they'll get married to the wrong person for the wrong reasons.
A lot of people just won't do well in a lifelong relationship with one person. Some people do better with other types of relationships (or none at all), but they are taught that marriage is the only "right" way. So, they force themselves into an arrangement they dislike and convince themselves the resentment is normal.
Marriage works well for me, since I'm a creature of habit that loves waking up with the same partner every single day. You're not broken if you don't want that, so don't consign yourself to a life of posting passive aggressive cope memes... be yourself!
Not exactly. Gay men are generally the happiest couples. Lesbians are generally the most abusive. Heterosexual couples are in the middle.
All true, also keep in mind that straight relationships are statistically much much much more likely, so the number of unhealthy straight relationships is astronomically higher by default
I mean, isnt straight relationships like 80 or maybe 90% of the world’s population? It makes sense that there r A LOT of unhappy straight relationships, not just bc of expectations.. being in an lgbt relationship doesnt mean u’ll be happy. It just depends on how ppl handle their relationships.. im concern why make a general assumption of straight relationships.
amatonormativity ✨
This is weird take. A lot of these kinds of relationships are relegated to older generations. It's more culture specific than sexuality specific. I've seen amazing and crappy marriages of many sexualities, people's generations are more indicative of this
"Heterono, oh no" that's how I feel as a bisexual all the time
Same bisexual buddy!
same👨🦲
Same
same
Same
"don't lose a loyal man because he's occasionally unfaithful"- unfaithful and loyal- you can't have both. you either unfaithful, or you're faithful.
Yes thank you. I'm not sure there's a more applicable example of why that Inigo Montoya meme is still a thing.
It’s like kinda being pregnant. That’s not how it works.
@@caidalee1994 im kinda pregnant but sometimes not
@@hid3f_ *PFFFT-*
i’m so proud of kurtis for coming out as straight
bts gay i love your username
@@socialnorm3295 -i fucking hate your name-
*same*
「Cøsmic latte ダーリン」 its better than chicken scratches
「Cøsmic latte ダーリン」 omfg I legit *wheezed*-
It’s so brave of him😌🥺
"I'm straight but... that's incredible" reminded me of when I got my license it was raining and my examiner said almost nothing the whole time he didn't have to until I pointed out a double rainbow and this 45 y/o man looked up from his clipboard for a sec and said "that's gay" and I almost burst out laughing
That gender reveal joke was so far ahead of its time.
💀
not really it was a joke abt the one that happened in arizona i think
@@larrybarry5303 I will have to check that out
@@Carston1475 did you ever check it out :(
Yeah,I can agree that's hypocritical.
What is the “home of sexuals” and why do people keep saying I live there?
ugh sAme.
Cherry Cotton Candy I don’t live there anymore because I said “bye of sexuals”
Stolen joke
@Emerson Lima but i dont want to be a murderer :(
omg same
that whole cello skit was a f e v e r d r e a m
Ya I felt fucking high
no it was an i n f o m e r c i a l
i forgot what i was watching
I am watching it and I've had to pause it cuz I'm far to high for this
He had the wrong bowhold😤
As a straight person I apologize for these peoples actions
Congratulations on coming out as straight 😞🤠
me: oh cute baby! what’s its name?
straight white woman: well it’s a GIRL, she’s wearing pink socks. and her name is drywall, thank you
Inaccurate
It'd be named Drie-wa'al
200th like let's goo
Because that’s how it felt like making her
@@MeltingMellons NAILED IT😂😂😂
@@MeltingMellons isn't that the case with every straight couple?
I saw this one Tik Tok where this girl asked her boyfriend what would he do if she never existed and she got mad because he said that you would date someone else
Imagine missing something that doesn't exist
That's like promising to not cheat on your imaginary girlfriend that's on your dreams.
I cAn’T bELiEvE yOu wOuLdN’t dAtE mE iF I wAs a wOrM!
Can't believe he wouldn't fall in love with her if she wasn't a person at all smh
you’ve heard of “breaking her back like a glow stick” well introducing “playing her back like a cello”
I've never heard of the first one either! I'm learning so much
the whole "has this ever happened to you" is genuinely my favorite kurtis skit and i have no idea why
SAME
Don’t lose a loyal man just because he’s not loyal
Ikr
You're hurting my brain right now
It makes sense you can’t lose a loyal man because the man is loyal
True
Haha wisdom talk.
Theres nothing hotter than a dude who's comfotable with his sexuality tbh
IREALLYWANNASLEEP exactly
the bar is so low for you guys
Yes!! Maybe my opinion doesn't count since I'm a gay woman, but seeing how comfortable Tom Holland is with his sexuality is one of the main reasons why he'll be the only man I find attractive
@@whalienabi I knoow what you're talking about as a gay male women who're comfy with themselves really be makin bi
there is: woman
I was ready for all the hetero couple insults. What I wasn’t prepared for was to get absolutely dunked on for being a Home Depot employee.
rip 😔
The Hill bro nobody cares
HeatherKiwi same but as a raver hahaha
As a fellow human living the orange life... It really do hit different... F
Bro is confident in his identity and comfortable in his masculinity. High key god tier dood. We love a great ally!
Nobody:
Kurtis: does a skit that takes up half of the video
i mean it is kurtis
Extra greeting
That skit was peak surrealist humour
Beat me to it. I posted something almost exactly like this before running to the comments section to see who else noticed.
Chloe Naylor agreed
every single one of kurtis’s jokes are a whole movie now and i’m here for it
I always wished I could play out my ideas movie style. Kurtis did it in real :')
Lmao this the truest comment I’ve ever seen.
"Or they'll have a gender reveal party where they'll set a school on fire"
Kurtis casually having a prophetic revelation while making a funny video
i was looking for this one lmao
As Elise said, I came looking for this one.
The colour of the flames reveal the gender!
I hate shrigma
Someone had actually done it before this video
5:38
„Strumming my pain with his fingers" taken to a whole new level
The gender reveal joke now is so depressingly funny
he rlly did predict the future
I was hoping that someone would comment this.
This is like the second time he has done some predicting 2020 shit and it’s weird. I’m here for it but woah. Also so despresssing
Savannah Harris When was the first time?
Avery his cop video lmao
the “has this ever happened to you” existential crisis sketch was PERFECT 👌🏼
you called?
I really thought it might last the WHOLE video at that point
Sarah Reese He needs to make an entire video version of the sketch
Mia M yeah it had some classic Tim and Eric vibes
Dat shit melted my brain
kurtis, as a lesbian, please know i would die for you
i misread this and assumed you were calling kurtis a lesbian
Omnical LMFAOO SAME
@@omnical6135 me too
Omnical OML-
he is our lesbian emotional support boy
As a straight white guy, this is the reason I don't judge a group by it's worst members
Bro why someone reply with "stay mad"? You seem like a pretty chill person
@@LowSelf-EsteemLord Thanks, so do you
@@Mostly_Roblox thank you!
@@LowSelf-EsteemLord You're welcome
As a gay dude, same honestly
Why is no one talking about the fact that Kurtis just, you know, has a cello...
i-
He also plays music so it didnt faze me at all
LCRocks he rented it for the sole purpose of this video 😭
THANK YOU someone said it
my therapist: eyeless kurtis isn't real he can't hurt you
eyeless kurtis: ⚫👄⚫
2:41 😲😲
Lmao
Oh to see without my eyes ➖👄➖
Izuku Midoryia lmaoooo
MY NIGHTMARE
Straight guy saying bye to his friend: Hey dude, i’m straight but, hope you have a nice day
Me a straight guy saying- leave us alone you purple dinosaur that aired on televising from 9 5 brh
Streight people with baggy clothes watching this video: im gonna shoot up a gay parade...No hetero tho😳.
(If this comment gets hate then im taking it down)
I hate when guys be like I love you bro or love you man -no homo. Like you loving your fren doesn’t make you gay
Damn right
Elle Millz I’m straight but same it’s not like you gotta say it after everything
if anyone is wondering why "I hate my spouse" culture is so rampant, it's mostly because of the shaming associated with divorce in more conservative communities. people feel like getting divorced makes them unlovable, inherently a bitch and it's often frowned upon in said communities due to misogyny and the idea you must be with your husband for life regardless of happiness. especially in the US, where another factor is the divorce process is a bitch in itself. people are afraid of being ousted from their social circles or turned into jokes, so when their marriages are obviously showing signs of falling apart, they just... don't get divorced. this leads to deeper resentment and sadly abuse, and any kids in the picture often take a brunt of it too. some people can't realise they're just not a good fit together, which also ties in with the expectations on people to have a happy nuclear heterosexual family, or the idea that dating and relationships are what make people good and whole, not just being good people, and that not wanting to be married makes them bad somehow (this connects to amatonormativity, but that's another can of worms) then there are also a lot of couples who are kind of forced to get married due to circumstances, such as the girl getting pregnant. this obviously isn't a great basis for any relationships.
perfectly said
True and in India it's much worse because here the entire families get married and more often then not the woman is expected to take care of not only the husband but also his parents since they live in the same house (kids moving out from their parents house is frowned about here since it's considered "abandoning"). It is slowly getting better though 🤞🏻
i cried while reading this
Your girlfriend turned into a cello?
Ok Mr Struggle
Fandom Encounters 👏 Leave 👏 him 👏 now. 👏
💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'M LITERALLY CRYING💀
*distress noises*
anyone else think this was gonna say "thats rough buddy"? lol
therapist: eyeless kurtis conner doesn't exist, he can't hurt you
eyeless kurtis conner:
i had to scroll too far to find a comment about his eyeless face 😵💫
333
2:45
my fav creepypasta 😋😋
kurts conner
it's official, kurtis' green screen obsession was not subdued by his entire video dedicated to green screens.
4:36 "and when I tried to fight that guy *cause his tank top was messing with my vibe* "
I can't stop thinking about this line I Think It's the funniest thing on earth
Those boomer "jokes" about hating their spouses have always made me so uncomfortable. How are they going to tell me I should be getting married when they make it look like hell. Do the world a favour and just divorce.
YESS. They make me feel so weird, my mom sometimes posts them and.....ahhh. they're in a happy marriage too, which makes it even weirder🤦♀️
These aren't boomer jokes. I see them from EVERYONE
Agreed
@@DiggyDiggy1919 They are definitely boomer originated. ppl from the later gens just adopted it.
DiggyDiggy19 yeah u kinda right, toxic dating culture be like that. it’s just so mainstream.
LMAOOOO WHY ARENT WE TALKING ABOUT THE JOKE AT THE BEGINNING “sorry about the kids that burned up in the school...BUT THE SMOKE IS BLUE, we’re having a LITTLE GUY” LMFAOOO
ok
@@riq6344 ok
@@schlagie ok
ok
Ok
Also, the thing about older people not divorcing, my grandmothers friend, at 86, ran away from her husband what a queen
We can't help but stan
Good for her dude
@@bananasinfrench she ran away to her sisters, and now she has her own place. Its never too late
Cryingeyebrows Bro that’s so nice to hear, I’m very happy for her, thanks for sharing :)
Legend
As a queer person watching a straight guy make fun of other straight people is a form of entertainment I didn't know I needed lmao
i feel like kurtis falls into the category of John Mulaney Straight
this is the most accurate comment in the whole comment section.
“I think I was supposed to be gay. I think in heaven they made like 3/4 of a gay person and forgot to flip the final switch and then just sent me out and said ‘You marked that one gay, right?’ and they go ‘Oh no, was I supposed to?’ and they went ‘Oh man... Well, this will be a very interesting person.’
This’ll be a very silly person.”
John Mulaney’s straight?????
@@theloveshow8079 he has a wife
@@theloveshow8079 lmao yes
im straight but kissing the homies goodnight is where its at
Ong
i wish i could kiss the homies goodnight :(
I'll be more concern if you *didn't* kiss homies gn
you aint real homies if it aint a lil gay💯
Kissing the homies goodnight isn't gay tho? 🤔
Generational memes
Boomers: I hate my wife
Millennials: I hate my life
Zoomers: Butter knife.
As gen z I can say that we just say weird cryptic ass things and laugh out asses off
Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, lava juice.
Hahahahaa
Gen X: nonexistent
🅱️
I saw "332K" as your likes and thought, "When I click this it's going to change to 333 and that will be cool." Imagine my surprise when the number didn't change. My whole reality is crumbling now that I've discovered I'm not 1,000 people.
That “don’t lose a loyal man because he’s occasionally unfaithful” took me out 💀💀
The heteros lost all the rights at that point
More like don't lose an unloyal man because, you know, he's occasionally faithful 🤷♀️
horchata tee this....this is amazing
Kayla Djeje what even are heteros
@@notyourmum7883 yeah they were just rephrasing the original point in a more truthful way
THE ONE THAT SAYS “i’m straight but that’s incredible” IS FROM MY SCHOOL IM FREAKING OUT RIGHT NOW
Madison Schicker HI MADDY
Anastasia McCarthy did I just stumble into something?
i hope yall called him out for it💀
honestly it was kind of cute
I'm sorry but that's so funny to me
my own grandma literally told me “i can’t stand him but i’m too old to get a divorce” about my grandpa. and she like laughed afterward and pretended she was joking but I know she just let that one slip. big ol yikes aha
it's really sad because my grandfather married my grandma because he loved her but my grandma literally married him because she thought nobody else would marry her. they fight so often but they never got (and never will) get a divorce because it would go against their religion :T
why tho? I never thought I’d see someone else talk about their grandparents being in the exact same situation as mine lmfaooo :(
that's depressing as heeeeeeell
Yeah, same with mine. That's so weird, i'll never really understand
That's what we call an old married couple my dude
You know straight tiktok is bad when even straight guy cringes at them
Your girlfriend turned into a cello? That’s rough buddy
Essence Seabury is this an avatar reference
Has this ever happened to you?
Omar Singh indeed to honor its full return to Netflix on May 15th 😭🙏🏽
Sounds like mr struggle
Essence Seabury idk cellos are pretty thick that doesn’t sound so bad
I’m glad Kurtis, as a straight guy, recognizes the difference between normal straight folk and. The Straights.
steakjoke yuppppp
😂😂😂
I wish more straight people would get that and stop being offended the second we ramble about some straight bullshit.
@@Violent4rain is that ethan lmao
Yes I hate it when people don’t understand the difference
The rave couple, while tacky and corny, was arguably the LEAST problematic couple in this whole video
Cecily Erker I agree! Like maybe it didn’t have to be shared on the internet, but if it really happened, then that’s good for them (:
Yeah it's cringy, but doesn't make their relationship seem bad and toxic haha
Just super cringe
idk if it's just me but I really didn't think it was that bad lol
It's low-key cute even
as a straight person, i can confirm that we gotta stop
edit: i am now questioning the first claim
Honestly, you could make a horror movie about that “has this ever happened to you?” loop
It reminds me of an old Adult Swim ad.
Isabella López Lanze Strong “too many cooks” vibes
@@bluejay2097Yes!!!! Or even the beginning of "Unedited footage of a bear."
Already low-key is ngl
He’s crying bc his girlfriend is forcing him to play canon in d
Inuyasha Kagome HAH-
PREEEAACHHH!!
Also this is an underrated comment
poor cellist
LMAO SAVE THE POOR GUY
imagine being so insecure about your masculinity that you have to reassure people that you're not gay everytime you say something remotely feminine or emotional
grrrr im not g*y 😡😡😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬👿 i like opposite gender
It’s sad : (
I mean it kinda depends you cant say bend me over and fuck me in the ass and let me suck even though you are straight. I dont know about you but that sounds a little gay. Also this has nothing to do with masculinity pls stop.
@@agentbuddy5914 it does dumbass
@Ákos Dánffy No but people can be :)
As a not straight I am not straight
Basil pfp somehow incredibly accurate
basil pfp checks out
@@carpstreamersafio real
they're putting chemicals in the water to turn the frickin' frogs straight
DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?
HELL YEAH.
michi ITS ALL WE HAVE
NOOOOOO
In the words of Danny and Drew:
"Straight guy white guy."
love this
Paul's Broken A Glass what do you mean danny and drew? why did you say the same person’s name twice?
Love your profile pic💜
@WilliamE216 What's right with it?
@WilliamE216 are u saying not being white is just a feeling lmao
Did my guy just buy a cello for one skit 💀💀💀 as a cellist I think everyone should have a cello
That’s what I was thinkingg, he should give that cello to me instea
Maybe he or someone that lives with him plays a cello 🧍♀️
@@laysthechip3356 you deserve a cello
@@whatever-n2j if he plays the cello imma lose my shit
So we’re just gonna ignore the fact that the cello sketch felt like a fever dream-but he somehow actually made it hilarious and interesting?
chenn's garden subs I felt like I was on acid again
Black Knight Fool don’t be dumb, plenty of straight relationships are like that as well. Don’t just single out the bad ones.
Black Knight Fool as a lesbian myself these truly shocked me, however please understand that not all of us are like this, I’m not trying to take away from those sources but I truly hope that few bad cases will not make you bias against someone over something they cannot control
Black Knight Fool do you fart?
kurtis coming out as a “straight white guy” is so brave 😔✊
I mean he did essentially break the hearts of half his audience 💔
@brandon roberts bro leave us alphabet ppl alone we DONT actually hate str8 ppl damn😔✊🏿
I am also a straight white guy
@brandon roberts calm down man. i can't recall meeting a fello alphabet person that actually hates yall. that opinion has to be rare
Love you bro but IMAGINE if this video was about gay couples 😂😂😂
me, closeted in my parents house: ohYES WE STRAIGHTS NEED TO STOP AHAHA
Bea Mateo - skyewinder123 I fucking wheezed
I felt that so hard
Yea same
In my case it’s "AHAHAHAHA COOCHIE GOOD NOM NOM FOOTBAAAAAALL"
@Max 2 Electric Boogaloo I just read your username and that made me really happy
Tag 2: Electirc Boogaloo
as a demisexual trans male, straight white men that aren’t kurtis make me so uncomfortable 😭
man you gotta use commas, i thought you were sayin you were a demisexual trans male straight white men for a second
@@smoceany9478 you are so funny (im not bein sarcastic i just think ur neat)
@@smoceany9478 HELPP 💀 my bad bro
That's just racist. Imagine if somebody said:
"black people who aren't Will Smith make me so uncomfortable."
@@altaccount9716 i sniff a straight white offended male
“i never asked you to cut your eyes out and sell your leg why would you do that to yourself”
the girlfriend: ⚫️👄⚫️
I actually laughed at this and I ain't even mad😂
Hhaahahahha
underrated comment^^
Oh my word 😂😂😂
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