Imagine: Your in your bedroom it’s late and you hear a faint: Howdy,howdy,howdy you scream and run but sudenllly Kurtis hits you on the head and you fall into his arms and he says gal will you marry me? You scream yessss qween slayyyyyyy the end.
ᴍɪᴄʜᴇʟʟᴇ, I also need to do my quote this year. I decided to do a One Direction inside joke. I made a whole list, try making a list of your favs and decide close to writing down the quote. Just an idea.
Imagine: kurtis forgets the extra greeting so you run to his house. When you get there, you start violently sobbing and pounding on his door. When he answers the door, Niall pops out of his ear and says, “come on in mate, we’re having filay minion for dinner. kurtis won’t tell us what the secret ingredient is, though.” You look down at the floor, and there is a puddle of blood that’s continuously streaming down the leg of his jeans. Jenna walks out of the living room, and suddenly shouts, “At least my fans do smart!” You have a seizure and collapse on the ground, and Logan Paul comes in to film your body. THE END
imagine: you're at a date with kurtis, he grabs your hand and looks at it. "you have such pretty hands, y/n~" he whispers in your ear in a low voice. you blush as he starts kissing and biting it, he suddenly eats it. you wake up in his hair and sigh, it was a dream, you're still a lice.
Imagine: Kurtis Conner takes you out for drinks at his standup show and then you notice he's bald and you're like kurtis what happened to your hair and he's like what did you think was in your drinks
IMAGINE: You're walking into the supermarket when suddenly you see Harry Styles. You two suddenly make eye contact. Suddenly, Harry runs at you suddenly fast. Suddenly, he grabs you by the throat and punches you until you die. Harry suddenly says, "watermelon sugar hi" in a heavenly and gorgeous voice suddenly. Suddenly.
Imagine: you’re looking for your car, but you’re all turned around. He’s almost upon you now and you can see there’s blood on his face. By god, there’s blood everywhere! Shia LaBeouf.
Imagine: Running for your life (from Shia LaBeouf). He’s brandishing a knife (It’s Shia LaBeouf). Lurking in the shadows. Hollywood superstar Shia LaBeouf.
imagine: you bump into kurtis at starbucks and he says "hey im kurtis" and you respond with "at least my fans do smart." kurtis immediately starts shaking and dies. youve done it. you've killed kurtis conner
he turns into a vibrating puddle of skin and bones and then justin bayber walks out of the fridge to mop him up. justin bayber and kurtis's eyes meet. then justin tosses his skin and bones into a cup and gives it to you, he stares into your eyes and pierces through your brain. everyone claps and you hear your middle school science (biology to be more pacific) yell out "true love as teens!" then you get married to justin in starbucks damn, i need to make a wattpad account-
@@kaf-smif yeah, the whole main character or love interest being a victim to add drama is an overused trope on there. at least the cheating one isn't as bad as the r*pe victim main character/love interest trope. its terrible.
Imagine: ur bully is being mean to you because of your beautiful blue eyes and your long flowing hair and big lips and then Harry styles is there and he takes you to his concert and compliments your dessert leggings
You forgot the part where Jarry stands up to the bully for you and tells them everything amazing about you and then everyone loves you and the bully is sorry and turns out to be in love with you but you ignore him and marry Harry
Imagine: Kurtis wrapping his hand around your throat as he bellows "HI FOLKS." The life draining from your eyes. The last thing you see is the twinkle of Kurtis' nose ring in the glistening sunlight. You close your eyes. You've been liberated from the shackles of life.
@@iliketoeatbatteries8122 well first I have to find some true love to point out- which is quite difficult during Covid. But love finds a way I guess. We shall see.
imagine: you're a construction worker who forgot all his supplies. luckily, a smexy lady with the biggest badonkadonks you have ever seen is on the site, offering to help you: "would you like... another nail... sir?"
Amber Ashley Imagine Neil Breen making a movie about your death where he time travels to try and save you but end up blowing up the entire world, then Neil proposes to Kurtis and they fly to Venus and spend the rest of their life together.
There was this imagine I saw once, and it was: "Imagine Wilbur Soot was teaching you how to play the guitar and then you mess up and he takes the guitar and smashes it over your head and you die"
Stylorum vexare cogitet in lectulo. brachia manicis te ridens dixit "ad gaudendum" Est nox ulla before melius. Your satisfaction does not follow ullus lies. Tuna assumes an aliquot of a whole ten lines. Raise the pile of condoms quickly and do not remove them. - Screw candy? cum dicitinis cachinnant. And tunc praises the pleasure. now that's not the actual imagine i typed tho, the actual imagine i type was: Imagine harry styles is in your bed. handcuffs on you wrists, he laughs and says "time to have fun" it's going to be the best night ever. You thought it couldn't get any better. Then he takes his pants off, he takes yours off too. He grabs a box of condoms and he then says. "want a lollipop?" he says with a giggle. And then the fun commenses. I think the poorly translated one makes more sense then that one tho
"He giggled in a shout" whenever i read sentences like these i always take pause, its my second language maybe im missing something but no, thank you kurtis, vindication feels good. It was actually hilarious for some reason i wheezed a bit
imagine: ur at a kurtis conner show. u stand up and say “at least my fans be smart”. kurtis starts to shake. the crowd stands and starts to chant it with u. “at least my fans be smart. at least my fans be smart. at least my fans be smart.” kurtis falls to the floor convulsing. his fans really do be smart indeed.
hello very good comment but idk if you noticed or did it on purpose I am not trying to sound rude sorry but I think it says at least my fans do smart I think?? instead of be smart is do smart uh yeah sorry idk if you did that on purpose or not but ,,,, aaa bye
imagine... you’re at the supermarket, dressed super casually in a full face of makeup and hair completely done. (you’re wearing SWEATS, so it balances out) ALL OF A SUDDEN out of practically nowhere, HARRY STYLES popped out of no where! you make eye contact with him as he’s looking at the watermelons. you wink at him. he then throws the watermelon at you and screams “WATERMELON SUGAR DIE”
as someone with aphantasia, I love Kurtis's videos. if it weren't for him, I could never "imagine" these imaginative scenarios; truly a hero amongst society
imagine: you're celebrating your first anniversary with kurtis conner!!! he opens up a jewelry box and there's a pearl necklace!!! "kurtis, i love pearls so much!" you exclaim and giggle. "y/n, those aren't pearls. those are my teeth". you look up and scream. his gummy smile is the most perfect smile you've ever seen. you buy a house and raise three beautiful children together
I miss being able to find genuine imagines. Now everybody’s just ironically milking Kpop boys. I want the real, unadulterated cringe that came from the dark recesses of Warrior Cats OC forums and RP Aminos.
Imagine: Your boyfrirend kurtis connor is eating spinach. He spills it everywhere and smashes all of your computers. Dissapointed, you escape to a purple forest where you see his twin. Your life is about to get crazy.
Imagine: You walk into Starbucks and yell, "HEY BARISTA!" then tell the barista "I want filay minion plz" the barista then rips off a mask to reveal he is really jungcock! He roughly pins you to a wall in fury and says "WE DONT SERVE THAT HEAR!" in sheer panic you think back to all your self defence lessons and say what you know could possibly save your life. "AT LEAST MY FANS DO SMART!" you scream in panic before he chokes you to death. Suddenly, Kurtis Connor (mayor of Kurtis town to be Pacific) runs into the Starbucks, shaking uncontrollably! While shaking, he has a kungfoo battle with jungcock and kills him. You are so greatful and now you are married.
Imagine: your mother tells you to get ready as she’s sold you as a slave. You get downstairs to meet your new owners. There stands Kurtis, Drew & Danny. You’re now re named Greg, fed extra greetings for breakfast while being called stinky on a daily basis 🥺 life is good
the jungkook one made me so violently uncomfortable that i had to take a break from watching the video and now i can’t stop thinking about it, some random person scarred me permanently so thanks for that
Imagine: you’re in kurtis’s ear while on a date to his show with your nerdy flowing hair and whisper “at least my fans do smart” Kurtis begins convulsing. He then melts into a puddle on stage as all his audience starts to mop it up. With blood on your hands you give one last “clap” in his honor as you whisper yee-yee while you melt into a very pacific Logan Paul shaped puddle as well, becoming one puddle for eternity.
You salute him and say, “Yee yee, sir.” But he responds with a salute and, “No, yee yee to you.” It brings tears to your eyes and you embrace each other.
imagine: you meet kurtis at his show and as you go in for a hug, you whisper “at least my fans do smart.” he immediately starts convulsing and shaking uncontrollably. he falls on the floor and looks up at you “how could you?” you watch as the life leaves kurtis’s eyes. finally, you can take his place as mayor of kurtistown.
That’s cool and all but, Gru is the most powerful being in the universe and here's why: Gru is 4 minions tall, which means he is a godly size of 14 feet tall. Furthermore if any of you remember the original Despicable Me, you know there is a scene when Vector kidnaps the three girls and shoots a series of heat-seeking missiles at Gru, he then dodges them all. According to the speed of an average ballistic missile (1900 mph) and the size of the missile according to his ankle size, Gru can perceive and move at such a speed that the missiles only move 9.5 miles per hour, 0.5% of their original speed. After this Gru punches a shark and it is paralyzed meaning its spine is probably shattered, to remind you it would require a force greater than 3,000 newtons to fracture the spine. That’s equal to the impact created by a 500-pound car crashing into a wall at 30 miles per hour. I rest my case
Imagine: you are on a date with Kurtis Conner at Chuck e Cheese’s. Kurtis won’t stop staring at your eyes. “Wow, Y/N, your eyes is so pretty.” You giggle “thanks, Kurt.” He suddenly jumps over the table and gets close your face. He grabs your eyeballs, and rips them out of your sockets right there infront of the giant rat.😍😍🥺
@@ms.bigbooty was something like "you and kurtis are having sex and you get your period" and some REALLY fucked up "don't spank me, daddy" in the middle.
Imagine: "It's so good to see you again." The words send shivers down your spine. You look over your shoulder shyly, feet turning in toward each other. "H-h-hi, Kurtis." Kurtis takes off the head of his teletubby costume to look you in the eyes. "Welcome to Kurtistown."
![Felix "Unfair" | [Stray Kids : SKZ-PLAYER]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Oswujxm2Ag0/mqdefault.jpg)
That extra greeting hits different when you're actually subscribed.
Same, I feel important. hahaha
LITERALLY HAHAH
hell yeah
I feel like a vip
It makes me feel important ngl
Imagine: You're going to school and hear a faint "howdy folks" you get hit in the head and suddenly you're in Kurtis' basement. You're married now
This sent me 🤣🤣
or it's flowey the flower here to kill you
You been reading my rpff
Imagine: Your in your bedroom it’s late and you hear a faint: Howdy,howdy,howdy you scream and run but sudenllly Kurtis hits you on the head and you fall into his arms and he says gal will you marry me? You scream yessss qween slayyyyyyy the end.
😪
Imagine:
You’re in Kurtistown just vibin and the curly haired, hawaiian shirt wearing mayor is in town to give YOU an extra greeting
Piage Fabez 😂💀
I read that as curry haired and was like "Who-"
Clive bb lmao. That would be an interesting hairstyle.
"WhO yA fiNK GaVe YoU dA TEeF?"
- Harry Styles
should I make that my senior quote??
ᴍɪᴄʜᴇʟʟᴇ, YES!!
@@sophiabozi74 or request an other one just so I have options 😂
ᴍɪᴄʜᴇʟʟᴇ, I also need to do my quote this year. I decided to do a One Direction inside joke. I made a whole list, try making a list of your favs and decide close to writing down the quote. Just an idea.
@@sophiabozi74 haha thanks :)
Imagine: kurtis forgets the extra greeting so you run to his house. When you get there, you start violently sobbing and pounding on his door. When he answers the door, Niall pops out of his ear and says, “come on in mate, we’re having filay minion for dinner. kurtis won’t tell us what the secret ingredient is, though.” You look down at the floor, and there is a puddle of blood that’s continuously streaming down the leg of his jeans. Jenna walks out of the living room, and suddenly shouts, “At least my fans do smart!” You have a seizure and collapse on the ground, and Logan Paul comes in to film your body.
THE END
wow disney world could replace every ride they have with this text post and it would feel the same.
What the fuck
lmao
that ending hit me like a bag of wet mice
@@greekmythologyishappierthe3418 lmao what
imagine: you're at a date with kurtis, he grabs your hand and looks at it. "you have such pretty hands, y/n~" he whispers in your ear in a low voice. you blush as he starts kissing and biting it, he suddenly eats it. you wake up in his hair and sigh, it was a dream, you're still a lice.
😫😫😫
I believe you've written a fanfiction before
@@anapm712 ive been caught
😰😰Glad I'm still a lice mate
@@Quaintrellee hey lol we have good profile pics 😻😻
Imagine: Kurtis Conner takes you out for drinks at his standup show and then you notice he's bald and you're like kurtis what happened to your hair and he's like what did you think was in your drinks
🥵great story telling
his hair was in my drink?
big uwu
sescksy 🤤😍😩
Lol, that made me laugh more than I expected.
i lost it when i heard “i cannot believe you committed suicide”
omg same
Neil breen is the fucking best
reminds me of that "he broke up with me, BY KILLING HIMSELF" tiktok
“i’m gonna shoot this goddamn car fulla holes 🤬🤬😳😤😠🤬😭”
*the neil breen vibes*
IMAGINE:
You're walking into the supermarket when suddenly you see Harry Styles. You two suddenly make eye contact. Suddenly, Harry runs at you suddenly fast. Suddenly, he grabs you by the throat and punches you until you die. Harry suddenly says, "watermelon sugar hi" in a heavenly and gorgeous voice suddenly. Suddenly.
relationship goals
@@febreezeofdespairLMAO
The number of times you said suddenly had me dying 😭
@@notsia 😭😭😭
Suddenly 😢
the cut to him going "despicable meat... shoot..." is funnier than him saying that joke in the actual video
George Stanley i cackled lmao
that whole mf skit
RIGHT???
@@sillymonkey73 at least my fans do smart
Mady 0616 ?
can't believe kurtis just risked his life to tell us a despicable me joke :'(
love the profile pic
Even zoomed in Jungkook got us WHIPPED.
worth it
a despicable meme
Oml your profile pic lol
When his gf actually plays his gf instead of himself doing so
Michelle absolutely groundbreaking stuff
Our little kid is growing up
Michelle the disappointment
Alappat, too.
Come again?
Rewatching this, I'm still impressed that Jenna said that line with a straight face. She deserves an award for that.
It's been three years and it's still fuckin hilarious I don't understand how she managed to do that either
queen behavior
if it were me, i wouldve laughed for an entire hour and ruined the entire shoot
kurtis’s green screen is the best thing he ever bought
is this a fellow chloe moriondo fan? :)
Worth every penny
He forgot shoes 😂
I'm dying at him in the car lol
He's putting in work with that green screen this video fr
Imagine: You’re walking in the woods. There’s no one around and your phone is dead. Out of the corner of your eye you spot him: Shia LaBeouf.
Emma Friend 🥺 true lol
Imagine: He’s following you, about 30 feet back. He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint. He’s gaining on you. Shia LaBeouf.
Imagine: you’re looking for your car, but you’re all turned around. He’s almost upon you now and you can see there’s blood on his face. By god, there’s blood everywhere! Shia LaBeouf.
Imagine: Running for your life (from Shia LaBeouf). He’s brandishing a knife (It’s Shia LaBeouf). Lurking in the shadows. Hollywood superstar Shia LaBeouf.
That's the dream
imagine: you bump into kurtis at starbucks and he says "hey im kurtis" and you respond with "at least my fans do smart." kurtis immediately starts shaking and dies. youve done it. you've killed kurtis conner
he turns into a vibrating puddle of skin and bones and then justin bayber walks out of the fridge to mop him up. justin bayber and kurtis's eyes meet. then justin tosses his skin and bones into a cup and gives it to you, he stares into your eyes and pierces through your brain. everyone claps and you hear your middle school science (biology to be more pacific) yell out "true love as teens!" then you get married to justin in starbucks
damn, i need to make a wattpad account-
@@doll1ly what about the man I just went on a date with :(
@@artdeco777 he is justin bayber
@@doll1ly i would roleplay that
@@doll1ly I'm IN THE BUS, I CAN'T-
i find it funny that kurtis didn't even mention the fact that harry's wife already had those divorce papers on hand. she was ready
MIZI PFP SPOTTED MIZI PFP SPOTTED MIZI PFP SPOTTED MIZI PFP SPOTTED
@ mizi
That's why I like Liam from 1d best. He doesn't creepily point at people and crawl in their ears.
Yet
Damn 135 likes bitch I have the clouttt
@@livmoore1126 you got 136 now 😽
@@thatonecryingman6254 nah dude its 165 (but holy shit you posted that like last night and I got 30 more likes
Is your pfp of Mikey Way? ‘Cause if it is, nice
Imagine: Curtis Conner whispers into your ear “my guy”
That sounds good but what if Kurtis did it...
curtis konner
Or kurtis whispers “dude” 🤤🤤
who tf is Curtis
Henry Ewing the mayor
IMAGINE: Niall teaching you to play guitar but you couldn’t get it right and he takes the guitar and smashes it on your head. You die.
so romantic🤧🤧
ik this is from twitter but it's still hilarious 😂😂
S T A R K A S M i saw it on tumblr and just HAD to comment it
awww 😊💕
Hmmm, I feel like the ending should me more like: now you guys are married
Gotta love how that girl could imagine Harry Styles doing whatever they wanted and still chose to imagine him cheating on her
The insecurity is strong with this one.
no because that was such a trope back in the Wattpad Days™️, it was infuriating
@@kaf-smif”back in the days”? I’m sure this shit is still there 😭
@@kaf-smif yeah, the whole main character or love interest being a victim to add drama is an overused trope on there. at least the cheating one isn't as bad as the r*pe victim main character/love interest trope. its terrible.
Imagine: you're walking in the woods. there's no one around and your phone is dead. out of the corner of your eye you spot him
Shia Leboeuf
Shannon Dean 😂😂 wow this took me back
BBBHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH
Actual cannibal Shia LaBeouf!
BEARTRAP
Quiet quiet
Imagine: ur bully is being mean to you because of your beautiful blue eyes and your long flowing hair and big lips and then Harry styles is there and he takes you to his concert and compliments your dessert leggings
You forgot the part where Jarry stands up to the bully for you and tells them everything amazing about you and then everyone loves you and the bully is sorry and turns out to be in love with you but you ignore him and marry Harry
And then everyone clapped
At least his fans do smart
Abyssal Nightmare *shakes*
@@necromancer8725 yes... *FEAR ME*
Imagine:
Kurtis wrapping his hand around your throat as he bellows "HI FOLKS." The life draining from your eyes. The last thing you see is the twinkle of Kurtis' nose ring in the glistening sunlight. You close your eyes. You've been liberated from the shackles of life.
love the detail in this
Amazing, a tear just fell from my eye
I've been dreaming about this for the past 6 years
You're such a tease.
*nut*
As a teacher, if my students ever have some sort of cringey romantic moment I’m so tempted to cheer “true love as teens” 😂
DO IT THAT WOULD BE SO FUNNY
-a teenager
Lmao one of my teachers always loved to “embarrass” kids when they wouldn’t listen to her or they’d talk over her in class 💀💀💀
Kurtis: *reads Jungkook imagine* "I'm not gonna believe that someone actually imagined that"
Kpop wattpad writers: *nervous sweating*
Jose Rosario omg so true lmao
i saw somewhere someone wrote about hobi shoving sprite up his ass.. it scared me a lot.
ᴄᴏᴡʙᴇʀʀʏ what the actual fuck
I saw one where jungkook fell in love with his daughter but it’s like you where suppose to be the daughter 😭
@@cowbearrie wtf 😂😂😂 you know what i am not even suprised
imagine:
after gru killed kurtis, logan showed up to his house crying to film his dead body
HAHAHAGAHS I CHOKED ON MY WATER
@@sleepysnjomen1707 be sure not 2 die or else logan will film ur ded bodt
Logan pail?
his filay minions help him
BAHAHAAAA
I can't even imagine how uncomfortable it would be to be the celebrity these were made about
Yeahh, I'd be pretty weirded out. I mean I'd also laugh my ass off at the joke ones because those are wonderful.
Imagine if you wanted to go to heaven... but god said
"you did that jungkook imagine"
This is underrated 💀
That was horrible (I’m an army and wtf did I witness)
@@afellowturtle2119 Hi, an army. I'm Doodle DeVore.
Well deserved
@@afellowturtle2119 same man..
Imagine: Kurtis Conner is doing an Irish accent. He ends up sounding like all of the Beatles combined into one person
HE DOES WTH
IKR
@@hana-bp6ep underrated comment
he's accidentally aimed a little too far to the east with that
the Beatles are scouse-
As a middle school teacher- I vow to now yell “true love as teens!” at least once in my career.
as a middle schooler i better hear that if i get a girlfriend in the year and a half i have left
@@sp0rkb018 Best of luck to you!
Please let us know how that goes with your kids, as a middle schooler, I promise they’ll like it, just let us know how it goes anyway
@@iliketoeatbatteries8122 well first I have to find some true love to point out- which is quite difficult during Covid. But love finds a way I guess. We shall see.
@@rachelmcdonough1506 yeah that’s true, good luck though regardless
imagine:
you're a construction worker who forgot all his supplies. luckily, a smexy lady with the biggest badonkadonks you have ever seen is on the site, offering to help you:
"would you like... another nail... sir?"
NOT GOAT STORY
OMIGOSH😱
Im edging so hard to this comment right now
this is entrapta and hordak's lovestory come onn
YOU FUCKING GOT ME I wasn't expecting the goat story ending
kurtis holds you and whispers to your ear: *FOLKS*
Egenaz Sarı EYE-
@@ninimad well i'm flattered thank you
Then he enters your ear. You tell him to stop but he is in there.
@@goeeey well that escalated quickly
*slaps you in the face* CLAP
Imagine:
You see Kurtis Conner and Neil Breen at 7/11. You have a heart attack. They don’t attend your funeral
Amber Ashley Imagine Neil Breen making a movie about your death where he time travels to try and save you but end up blowing up the entire world, then Neil proposes to Kurtis and they fly to Venus and spend the rest of their life together.
i would have a heart attack if i saw neil breen in public
adeline wurzer I just can’t believe he exists outside of my screen, in the real world, as a real human
simply sarah I am imagining that, and I like it. I ship it
this the most realistic imagine I’ve ever read
Imagine: Kurtis Conner says “folks” and claps you into oblivion
instead of clapping he just beats the shit out of you
🤤🤤🤤🤤
Instead of clapping with his hands its an ass-clap and you die instantly
I'd say thank you daddy
😳
There was this imagine I saw once, and it was:
"Imagine Wilbur Soot was teaching you how to play the guitar and then you mess up and he takes the guitar and smashes it over your head and you die"
OMG YES I SAW THAT ONE IT WAS SO FUNNY
I laughed so hard this is underrated
omo there was one with suga from bts too i cannot hhhhhhh
this did not age the wellest
Not him actually doing this
Kurtis saying “stupid joke” every time he makes a dumb pun is the reason that I’m in love with him
Reuben Leonard I‘m only here because of Natsu
But did yall know that LOGIC IS BIRACIAL
Omg y’all should check out fairytailimaginesdaily if u like ft😂
Same
Reuben Leonard I like your pfp I just finished fairy tail and currently reading 100 year quest :!
I'm convinced that every imagine is put through a translator, then re-translated before posting it.
I was literally thinking the same thing just a couple of minutes before finding your post, haha
Or they wrote it in another language and translated to english??
Stylorum vexare cogitet in lectulo. brachia manicis te ridens dixit "ad gaudendum" Est nox ulla before melius. Your satisfaction does not follow ullus lies. Tuna assumes an aliquot of a whole ten lines. Raise the pile of condoms quickly and do not remove them. - Screw candy? cum dicitinis cachinnant. And tunc praises the pleasure. now that's not the actual imagine i typed tho, the actual imagine i type was: Imagine harry styles is in your bed. handcuffs on you wrists, he laughs and says "time to have fun" it's going to be the best night ever. You thought it couldn't get any better. Then he takes his pants off, he takes yours off too. He grabs a box of condoms and he then says. "want a lollipop?" he says with a giggle. And then the fun commenses. I think the poorly translated one makes more sense then that one tho
This is like Wattpad Allstars
@@skits2773 ...yes
Kurtis’ Irish accent sounds alarmingly like Goobie
i can't--
Conspiracy theory Kurt is IS Goobie
His WHAT accent
@@lynnielie8312 7:29
gru x goobie
"He giggled in a shout" whenever i read sentences like these i always take pause, its my second language maybe im missing something but no, thank you kurtis, vindication feels good. It was actually hilarious for some reason i wheezed a bit
English is my first language and sentences like the ones in these imagines make me wonder if I'm missing something
Ok, but nothing beats "imagine: Niall Horan crawling inside your ear. You tell him to stop, but he is in there"
Imagine: Kurtis Conner is imagining you. You feel a shiver, like someone is walking over your grave. He gives you an extra greeting
U win the comments
i felt that deep in my soul
Wonderful
I love this 😂
imagine: ur at a kurtis conner show. u stand up and say “at least my fans be smart”. kurtis starts to shake. the crowd stands and starts to chant it with u. “at least my fans be smart. at least my fans be smart. at least my fans be smart.” kurtis falls to the floor convulsing. his fans really do be smart indeed.
L T this comment deserves every award
hello very good comment but idk if you noticed or did it on purpose I am not trying to sound rude sorry but I think it says at least my fans do smart I think?? instead of be smart is do smart uh yeah sorry idk if you did that on purpose or not but ,,,, aaa bye
then everybody starts clapping
@@sbennett6348 it's an imagine, not a real story you fucking brainlet
@@speepeal3785 who tf said it was a real story i think theyre aware, just adding on for jokes. and jesus you are such a snowflake chill out
That Irish accent single handedly brought the famine back
I feel like that Jungkook imagine was both the best and worst thing I’ve seen
That was iconic
‘Filay minion’ made me laugh harder than it should have.
And this is why people think us kpop fans are weird
When he started re-enacting it I was losing my mind
@@allydef ngl, i wanna see what a fillet minion would look like-
imagine...
you’re at the supermarket, dressed super casually in a full face of makeup and hair completely done. (you’re wearing SWEATS, so it balances out)
ALL OF A SUDDEN out of practically nowhere, HARRY STYLES popped out of no where!
you make eye contact with him as he’s looking at the watermelons. you wink at him.
he then throws the watermelon at you and screams
“WATERMELON SUGAR DIE”
Ngl that’d be crazy dude 😳 omg lol 😂 like what if that happened 🤪😂😂 watermelon 🍉 sugar 💀 die xDddddd
If only Harry styles threw a watermelon at me.
TAsTeS LiKe dEaD bOdiEs
I AM ACTUALLY CHOCKING THIS IS HILARIOUS
@@dannydebatable *ON A DYING EVENING*
I’m determined to meet you and say “at least my fans do smart”.
Same tho
I want to sat yesteryear 😂😂😂
@Yunita Fatikhasari and dragging the person i used to be
I thought I was the only one
Same
as someone with aphantasia, I love Kurtis's videos. if it weren't for him, I could never "imagine" these imaginative scenarios; truly a hero amongst society
Y/n: Jungkook what was in that steak?
Jungkook: Jungcock
i-
I'm-
I'm s-
we dont speak of it maam
STOPPPPPP DMCNNSCA
Kurtis really said: this is my Irish accent *Paul McCartney impression*
@Wolfie Draws RINGOS NEVER ENDING NOSE OF DEATH ZSEGVVDCFVGHBJNK
Wolfie Draws LMAOOOOO
petition for kurtis to read wattpad imagines of himself
please i’m begging
wait- they exist? 🤣😂
OH GOD
Fanfiction 🙃
🕳⬅️😀
NO NO NO
Peak Canadian experience is using both British and American pronunciations interchangeably and wondering which one you're supposed to use.
very relatable as an aussie
Very relatable as an indian
very relatable as a crustacean
imagine: you're celebrating your first anniversary with kurtis conner!!! he opens up a jewelry box and there's a pearl necklace!!! "kurtis, i love pearls so much!" you exclaim and giggle. "y/n, those aren't pearls. those are my teeth". you look up and scream. his gummy smile is the most perfect smile you've ever seen. you buy a house and raise three beautiful children together
Why would you make me read that
And there all called Hamlet.
I-
I didn't have to read this but fuck yea i did
Toes aren’th pearlss, rose areth my teef
imagine: your are with kurtis and then he said “hey babey, you mind putting your feet in my cabinets for an art project?” you died after that.
liv yours made me laugh at the end so thank you
I approve of this imagine
this made me scream
Eric Andre lmaoo
@@Elizabeth-kq4gh so ur a person of culture
Imagine: Kurtis actually believes he is going to perfrom live in april and may 2020
imagine: kurtis performs
😂😂😂 such hope, so sweet and naive
):
10:31 and the he crawls in your ear, you yell at him to stop but he is in there
I miss being able to find genuine imagines. Now everybody’s just ironically milking Kpop boys. I want the real, unadulterated cringe that came from the dark recesses of Warrior Cats OC forums and RP Aminos.
the warrior cats ones omfg
flan au chocolat that was the worst. I’ve been to so many schools and warrior cats were at every single one.
I don't know bout English amino but in the Latino RP aminos or Voice acting ones the cringe is all to real, unadulterated and mentally draining
Wait there were warrior cat imagines?? Omg how did I miss that as a kid lmaoo
In 6th grade I legitimately had a crush on firestar. Yeah...
Imagine:
Your boyfrirend kurtis connor is eating spinach. He spills it everywhere and smashes all of your computers. Dissapointed, you escape to a purple forest where you see his twin.
Your life is about to get crazy.
Kurtis Breen
That reference tho
Who am I? What am I?
Best imagine I've seen so far. You should have it turned into a movie. Maybe even multiple. 😍 Move over E.L. James there's a new writer in town.
😂😂😂😂
Imagine: You walk into Starbucks and yell, "HEY BARISTA!" then tell the barista "I want filay minion plz" the barista then rips off a mask to reveal he is really jungcock! He roughly pins you to a wall in fury and says "WE DONT SERVE THAT HEAR!" in sheer panic you think back to all your self defence lessons and say what you know could possibly save your life. "AT LEAST MY FANS DO SMART!" you scream in panic before he chokes you to death. Suddenly, Kurtis Connor (mayor of Kurtis town to be Pacific) runs into the Starbucks, shaking uncontrollably! While shaking, he has a kungfoo battle with jungcock and kills him. You are so greatful and now you are married.
Ruta I can’t breath💀💀💀
LMFAOOOO YOU DID HIM LIKE THAT
i almost cried on myself
I CANT BREATHEEEE
Not jungcock💀
It is now my life goal to meet Kurtis and say, “at least my fans do smart,” two years later.
Imagine: your mother tells you to get ready as she’s sold you as a slave. You get downstairs to meet your new owners.
There stands Kurtis, Drew & Danny. You’re now re named Greg, fed extra greetings for breakfast while being called stinky on a daily basis 🥺 life is good
Ahhhhh perfect.just perfect.
sounds like paradise
Your average Wattpad story plotline.
Why u say it like they aren't the same person
Kinky?
When Jenna says “at least my fans do smart” it hits on a very intense way. I did shake a bit too.
“It’s not cheating if it’s on a different bed” - kurtis conner 2020
I coincidentally read this at the same time kurtis said it
Is nobody going to talk about how good that junkook/despicable me joke was? It was literally so funny and made me laugh a lot.
"She's got big eyes, lips and long hair" - wow, what an insult. Imagine having lips - ugh.
Ikr? And long hair and glasses? Pfft, what a nerd. * Looks in mirror * Oh...well, at least my fans do smart. * Dies*
Isn't that what most pretty people look like? Lol
Couldnt be me
Ew gross people with lips are so ugly. I’m so glad I was born without a mouth at all
@@iliketoeatbatteries8122 i also enjoy the consumption of batteries, tasty treat
I’ve been intermittently laughing at “and that’s the fit?” for hours
we have same name :))
I love when Kurtis tries to not laugh at his own jokes
hey, buddy, you are amazing :)
the jungkook one made me so violently uncomfortable that i had to take a break from watching the video and now i can’t stop thinking about it, some random person scarred me permanently so thanks for that
Imagine: you’re in kurtis’s ear while on a date to his show with your nerdy flowing hair and whisper “at least my fans do smart” Kurtis begins convulsing. He then melts into a puddle on stage as all his audience starts to mop it up. With blood on your hands you give one last “clap” in his honor as you whisper yee-yee while you melt into a very pacific Logan Paul shaped puddle as well, becoming one puddle for eternity.
excuse you I like my nerdy flowing hair
"At least my fans do smart" got me
👏🏻👏🏻
I’m crying😭 so beautiful
I feel like you got a bot to watch this one video and randomly generate words to form a comment.
imagine: Kurtis Conner comes crying to your house because he forgot to give you an extra greeting
Imagine: Kurtis adds a third extra greeting in his videos specifically for you
Kinky
Omg
woah, you don't know what you're doing to me man🤤
OH GOD
I really need this
I habitually said "bless you" when he sneezed at the end. Omg I haven't laughed so hard in a while after he said "Thank you." Needed that.
Imagine: You’re at the Kurtistown Police Academy, where Mayor Sheriff Kurtis pins a badge onto your chest. “Congratulations, Deputy,” he says.
You whisper in his ear as he pins on your badge "yee yee"
Everybody starts clapping
Damn, that one got me tho 😳
You salute him and say, “Yee yee, sir.” But he responds with a salute and, “No, yee yee to you.” It brings tears to your eyes and you embrace each other.
"You come home to find him in another woman's bed" seriously broke me.
Arlin Oglenski I just realized what was wrong with that sentence
the lady brought her bed to your house and they took a nap together
imagine: you meet kurtis at his show and as you go in for a hug, you whisper “at least my fans do smart.” he immediately starts convulsing and shaking uncontrollably. he falls on the floor and looks up at you “how could you?” you watch as the life leaves kurtis’s eyes. finally, you can take his place as mayor of kurtistown.
... the fact that this comment is like 3 under the person you stole this from LOL OFFBEAT
I commented the same thing pretty much before I saw this
bread basket over my dead body. Kurtis is the only mayor and you HAVE TO BE NICE TO HIM
Gray i didnt copy this lmao i literally cant find the comment youre talking about
14:37 I can’t imagine how long it must’ve taken them to record that entire bit without cracking up
"I really hope there isn't some adult that dresses like this"
**Flashbacks to Kimmy Schmidt**
LMAO
I love how the 'other woman' in Harry's bed is Kurtis's Episode character.
Kurtissssss
Wait... Was the point of that Jungkook imagine that he technically had his junk cooked?
they cooked his pp into a faley minion 😭🥀💔🖤
....yes...༼;´༎ຶ ༎ຶ༽
Jungkook more like junk cooked
@@zucc5330 😭😭😭
@@zucc5330 NO PLEASE🙏
niall horan crawling inside your ear. you tell him to stop but he is in there
always has me rolling on the floor crying-laughing
Kurtis: I’m going on tour
COVID-19: No you ain’t
#teamscorbunny how it feels to say COVID-19 instead of coronavirus: 😎 🧑✈️🕴🕺
#teamscorbunny I would like this but it was at 69 so I was obligated to comment instead :)
@@CarmenLopez-oh1hf I just call it the beer virus. lol
Moonbunxbaby no it’s:🧠👨🔬👨🏫
Kurtis' next tattoo: "at least my fans do smart"
That’s cool and all but,
Gru is the most powerful being in the universe and here's why: Gru is 4 minions tall, which means he is a godly size of 14 feet tall. Furthermore if any of you remember the original Despicable Me, you know there is a scene when Vector kidnaps the three girls and shoots a series of heat-seeking missiles at Gru, he then dodges them all. According to the speed of an average ballistic missile (1900 mph) and the size of the missile according to his ankle size, Gru can perceive and move at such a speed that the missiles only move 9.5 miles per hour, 0.5% of their original speed. After this Gru punches a shark and it is paralyzed meaning its spine is probably shattered, to remind you it would require a force greater than 3,000 newtons to fracture the spine.
That’s equal to the impact created by a 500-pound car crashing into a wall at 30 miles per hour. I rest my case
Underrated comment
Devin Ians I was joking
@@Rosie-od4kc how was that joking
@@fellowmemer5693 why is everyone mad at rosie lmao
this hits hard
3:25 missed opportunity to put a Barbie dream house 😞
I really shouldn’t have laughed as hard as I did at the Gru holding Kurtis at gunpoint behind the camera bit-
Kurtis’s version of a bully is literally just Draco Malfoy
a very potter musical draco malfoy
probably cause he played draco malfoys brother in harry potter 4
@@analismf KAJDNDB
AHAHHAHAHAHENJDKSMWM OMG
STOPSJFJ
Kurtis circa 2018-2019: "I hate the word 'vibes' dude"
Kurtis 2020, literally at the beginning of this video: "Come to my comedy shows and vibe"
Leina Amatsuji-Berry It be like that sometimes.
Growth
@@inuhime it vibe like that sometimes
He really be vibin tho
Character development
Kurtis’s shout-giggle is one of the single funniest things I’ve ever heard.
Imagine: you are on a date with Kurtis Conner at Chuck e Cheese’s. Kurtis won’t stop staring at your eyes. “Wow, Y/N, your eyes is so pretty.” You giggle “thanks, Kurt.” He suddenly jumps over the table and gets close your face. He grabs your eyeballs, and rips them out of your sockets right there infront of the giant rat.😍😍🥺
wow that was so beautiful it made me cry 😭✨🥺😫
Goals ❤️❤️
awww so cuteeeeeee 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
D'aww..
Was it the giant rat that makes all of the rules?
I SAW THE TITLE AND SAW THE SMALL PICTURE OF LOGAN PAUL AND WAS LIKE „uh- gotta watch this NOW“
same!
Small photo of Logan? His ego is too big for there to be a small photo of him
how tf u get quotation marks on the bottom
Jojo Is not gay: by being german
Xew DiBenedetto alr brb gettin in my clown car rn
Justin: "At least my fans do smart." *Mic drop*
Interviewer: *vibrates violently*
💀💀💀help-
The interviewer turned vibrate mode on
9:55 Why does the bully sound like he has a praise kink???
because he does
that girl who brought her own bed to harry's house looked exactly like codel. glad to see she's doing so well, good for her
My favorite cross over episode
AHHHH im rolling 🤣🤣🤣
Kurtis acting like he doesn’t have imagines about him.
I want a imagines 4 now, but only with kurtis imagines or whatpadd stories
I once saw one on twitter. The most weird and disturbing imagine i've ever seen, ever worse than BTS imagines.
@@gimmeyourankles what was it? 👀
@@ms.bigbooty was something like "you and kurtis are having sex and you get your period" and some REALLY fucked up "don't spank me, daddy" in the middle.
N O Since Kurtis has done videos on weird imagines in the past, couldn’t there be a chance that they’re really weird and horrible on purpose?
“I can excuse the car but the shirt sucks!”
“Hey its nice!!!”
hey, shut up it’s nice* sry
I'm irish and Kurtis, your award was well deserved. Congrats king ❤
Imagine:
"It's so good to see you again." The words send shivers down your spine. You look over your shoulder shyly, feet turning in toward each other.
"H-h-hi, Kurtis."
Kurtis takes off the head of his teletubby costume to look you in the eyes. "Welcome to Kurtistown."
jan s thanks i hate it!
👉👈
U///w///U
You just made my minion gru
Imagine: you’re walking in the woods. There’s no one around and your phone is dead. Out of the corner of your eye you spot him: Shia LeBeouf 😍😍🥵🥵
I wish this would happen to me 😍😍
this is a song lmao
You’re running for the your life its shia lebeouf hes brandishing a knife its shia lebeouf. Eating all the bodies. Actual cannibal shia lebeouf
Katie Biedron
Ah, your leg! IT’S CAUGHT IN A BeAr tRaP!!!
WAIT HE ISNT DEAD, Shia Suprise
imagine: kurtis is crawling through your window. you shout at him that your fans do smart and he starts shaking. now you two are married.
Kurtis at 3:06 “I don’t want to be too mean..” *proceeds to make fun of outfit* 😭😭🤣🤣