I Found the Best Actor on TikTok

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  • Опубликовано: 12 май 2020
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    We all know acting on TikTok is very cool and awesome, and sometimes epic! So I had to make a video about it; and I think you'll agree when I say I have found the best actor on TikTok. Enjoy :)
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    comment "these ants making me act up" if ur reading this
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  • @bangtanbois415
    @bangtanbois415 4 года назад +5596

    POV: you're an ant crying while leaving kurtis's house because he didn't do the extra greeting.

    • @canuzzi
      @canuzzi 4 года назад +61

      He is to old now, to do extra greetings.

    • @exosproudmamabear558
      @exosproudmamabear558 4 года назад +87

      @@canuzzi You never too old to do extra greetings.

    • @lenzoproductions
      @lenzoproductions 4 года назад +50

      @@exosproudmamabear558 Exactly. Kurtistown is a place of comfort. The extra greeting shows that Kurtis cares about us.

    • @sabshilli7002
      @sabshilli7002 4 года назад +43

      Don’t worry, I’m sure the apology video will come out soon.

    • @lenzoproductions
      @lenzoproductions 4 года назад +14

      @@sabshilli7002 He will bring what the citizens want. He always does.

  • @kiranaomi3734
    @kiranaomi3734 4 года назад +10317

    Age got to him, he already forgot that extra greeting.

    • @Nathi98
      @Nathi98 4 года назад +183

      He forgot the other one too :'(

    • @isisbear3498
      @isisbear3498 4 года назад +181

      Bro I didn't even realize what has the world come to

    • @kissesonhigh
      @kissesonhigh 4 года назад +129

      I subscribed for Nothing huh

    • @asiaqin4294
      @asiaqin4294 4 года назад +58

      But that indoor boyfriend song made it all worth while :)

    • @bingobongo781
      @bingobongo781 4 года назад +30

      Legit the only reason I subbed, 0/10 unsubbed

  • @cucumbersruletheworld
    @cucumbersruletheworld Год назад +3874

    *THAT ONE TIME HE DIDNT GIVE US A GREETING....IVE FOUND IT AFTER ALL THESE YEARS*

  • @KorakiPetrov
    @KorakiPetrov Год назад +1511

    Anyone else died at Kurt’s coveted middle smirk 💀

    • @beebop5040
      @beebop5040 9 месяцев назад +55

      I've watched this video about 100 times and it still gets me😭

    • @ava1216
      @ava1216 8 месяцев назад +23

      I CACKLED

    • @kathrynwright9588
      @kathrynwright9588 6 месяцев назад +7

      its so fucking funny every time

    • @Hampster_lol
      @Hampster_lol Месяц назад +1

      @@beebop5040I seen this video too many times

    • @IvysWhackedWonderland
      @IvysWhackedWonderland 27 дней назад +1

      c:

  • @loveemily1589
    @loveemily1589 3 года назад +4855

    Conspiracy theory: He's the indoor boyfriend because his girlfriend knows going outside is too dangerous....... he just can't resist those sexy thicc outdoor ants

    • @himaragamage6400
      @himaragamage6400 3 года назад +47

      Valid

    • @reandezine
      @reandezine 3 года назад +13

      420 likes hell yeah

    • @wowimstillalive5878
      @wowimstillalive5878 3 года назад +24

      I feel like i always read the comments before I finish the video and get so confused haha

    • @juliadrake8878
      @juliadrake8878 3 года назад +2

      Reading this before seeing the video is... quite a trip

    • @kyo-kv2xh
      @kyo-kv2xh 3 года назад +4

      🥴🥵 thiqq nyah

  • @spodsder
    @spodsder 3 года назад +12722

    Guys, the reason he forgot the extra greeting was because he was nervous infront of the live studio audience

  • @Stinky_malinky
    @Stinky_malinky Год назад +108

    5:50 the middle smirk got me 💀

  • @unsatisfied_with_my_servic8538
    @unsatisfied_with_my_servic8538 Год назад +168

    I quite like the lamp that you added it really added some more interest to the scene. It also lit you up from the back and it really centered you which was also really cool! The design of the lamp could improve either making is gold colored or silver maybe grey or you could put maybe a green plant or design to pull it all together. Overall I like the lamp and it defiantly added more interest to your video! :)

    • @marlowcram7068
      @marlowcram7068 19 дней назад +2

      I found the only person who actually answered his question instead of complaining about the forgotten extra greeting

  • @mynamesimm
    @mynamesimm 3 года назад +1909

    “I don’t wanna make fun of him... BUT”
    *-Proceeds to make a whole song making fun of him-*

    • @jessespicer6036
      @jessespicer6036 3 года назад +45

      The song was literally beautiful we need a whole album

  • @mari-su8up
    @mari-su8up 4 года назад +11957

    POV: you’re Kurtis’ extra greeting wondering why he forgot about you

    • @yannam5339
      @yannam5339 4 года назад +60

      😔

    • @emas5511
      @emas5511 4 года назад +94

      *sad noises*

    • @kaeldlr2018
      @kaeldlr2018 4 года назад +102

      #Kurtisconnorisoverparttwo

    • @norao0oo761
      @norao0oo761 4 года назад +7

      Peggy Schuler um, i was the 4000th like

    • @hannahtimmons4097
      @hannahtimmons4097 3 года назад +5

      No I’m Dirty Dan your name makes it seem like you’re denying being the extra greeting it’s kinda funny 😂

  • @AceJackWagon885
    @AceJackWagon885 10 месяцев назад +157

    Kurtis: "It would be a sad life to stay inside all day."
    Me: *YES PLEASE*

    • @negligible_reality
      @negligible_reality 9 месяцев назад +12

      fr omg. Kurtis was like "omg wouldn't it suck to stay inside and never leave your house?!" and I felt like I had just been slapped across my fucking face because that's literally my dream life! 💀

    • @blue4155
      @blue4155 7 месяцев назад +10

      the fact that you can actually say this after living through the lockdowns 😭😭

    • @someoneunknown7655
      @someoneunknown7655 6 месяцев назад +4

      How quickly people forget the past

  • @luatv8165
    @luatv8165 Год назад +101

    The middle smirk really got me Lmaooo

  • @WoodenRose16
    @WoodenRose16 4 года назад +1980

    He’s seen a bugs life, now he wants a bug wife.

  • @daynakindermann141
    @daynakindermann141 4 года назад +9349

    everyone is freaking out about the extra greeting but ignoring the rest of the video??? I mean the music video at the end?? the wild sponser?? the sexual tension with ants?? this video is a masterpiece

    • @stainedbread7945
      @stainedbread7945 4 года назад +321

      don't forget about the lamp

    • @Xweetibird
      @Xweetibird 4 года назад +265

      As someone who is only 30 seconds into the video, this comment has me both apprehensive and intensely craving knowledge

    • @maneitzme
      @maneitzme 4 года назад +21

      no he forgot the extra greeting. anything but golden.

    • @Duckmaster-tw2cd
      @Duckmaster-tw2cd 4 года назад +19

      And its his birthdayyyayshdb-

    • @couchpotato4928
      @couchpotato4928 4 года назад +10

      People will be too upset about the extra greeting to notice anything.

  • @thekarlshow_tm
    @thekarlshow_tm Год назад +709

    As a theater kid, I am offended to be put on the same level as pov tiktoks 😔

  • @slaisk1405
    @slaisk1405 Год назад +107

    It's so rare for comedy creators to make me even smile and you make me laugh hard I love your channel

  • @alicelily550
    @alicelily550 4 года назад +4692

    kurtis: i don’t want to make fun of him for the indoor boyfriend thing
    also kurtis: writes an entire song, scripts and records a music video about being an indoor boyfriend

    • @ilovemj4896
      @ilovemj4896 4 года назад +9

      😂 🤣lol

    • @kairymercado7772
      @kairymercado7772 4 года назад +9

      YES LMAO

    • @aliciaguzman1224
      @aliciaguzman1224 3 года назад +53

      ok but why was the song actually BOMB 😭😭😭 it lowkey slapped

    • @IAmAnItalianPizza
      @IAmAnItalianPizza 10 месяцев назад +4

      That dude with the shoulders.... physically repulsed me, i was already a lesbian you didnt have to convince me.

  • @Sam-xe2bz
    @Sam-xe2bz 4 года назад +1350

    “Emotionally lipsyncing a song? That’s not acting.” *Rupaul wants to know your location*

    • @lillykempf3689
      @lillykempf3689 4 года назад +59

      Lipsync for your life is a whole different level 😂

    • @sydgrace48
      @sydgrace48 4 года назад +2

      I’m your 1,000th like

    • @clemfandango6675
      @clemfandango6675 4 года назад

      rupaul thinks her own acting is acting

  • @bell4898
    @bell4898 10 месяцев назад +37

    This is one of the funniest videos Kurtis has ever posted. I always come back from time to time when I need a good laugh.

  • @_kiwari_
    @_kiwari_ 9 месяцев назад +16

    Is an indoor boyfriend like an indoor cat?
    Imagine,
    “My indoor boyfriend’s been trying to escape lately,I don’t know why he wants to go outside so much!”
    “Really?Mine is better than,like, a year ago,he tries to leave less.”
    “I found mine on the porch,he’s been trying to leave through the window🙄!”

    • @noahdaanimalguy7673
      @noahdaanimalguy7673 7 месяцев назад +3

      “My indoor boyfriend got out, killed the local wild life, and got ran over”

  • @saltyysnails
    @saltyysnails 4 года назад +3132

    kurtis, who didn’t do the extra greeting: i’m not changing for SHIT

  • @fandomgodmother4903
    @fandomgodmother4903 4 года назад +1646

    Everyone: “omg I hate quarantine”
    Indoor boyfriends: 😒

    • @Amelia-dh1ot
      @Amelia-dh1ot 4 года назад +45

      but imagine how tired we are of it

    • @megamozaik
      @megamozaik 4 года назад +55

      Shit, you just reminded me that I have to go make sure my outdoor boyfriend has a mask and hand sanitizer.

    • @am-zj4mq
      @am-zj4mq 4 года назад +6

      Amelia
      but imagine how tired WE ARE OF IT

    • @thewriteinpresident
      @thewriteinpresident 4 года назад

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    • @ShoulderMonster
      @ShoulderMonster 4 года назад +3

      @@thewriteinpresident Your rant full of criticism and shaming is already confusing enough, then to see you have porn on your channel banner... ._.

  • @isabellarocks6522
    @isabellarocks6522 3 месяца назад +20

    As someone who has autism and struggles with keeping eye contact, Jordy's tiktoks make me want to NEVER look at people..

  • @magicdawn1973
    @magicdawn1973 10 месяцев назад +71

    Hah! I was an indoor husband for the few months I was married. Exactly the same as the way the song portrayed it. Didn't realize I'd be so painfully triggered by a joke :')
    Don't let your partner manipulate you into letting them openly cheat while neglecting you. I'm glad I eacaped.

  • @metaloopa6907
    @metaloopa6907 3 года назад +9532

    *”Where is my extra greeting?”, The Kurtis town citizens asked calmly.*

    • @hobijooh7397
      @hobijooh7397 3 года назад +463

      HaRrY pAttA dId yA pUt yA NaMe in tHe gOblEt of fAyaaAAH?- CALMLY

    • @TPNsBiggestFan
      @TPNsBiggestFan 3 года назад +140

      @@hobijooh7397 *calmly*

    • @nicolelewis5237
      @nicolelewis5237 3 года назад +103

      Ho!ding pitchforks and torches while patiently waiting for a reasonable answer.

    • @nopenottoday734
      @nopenottoday734 3 года назад +6

      I agree completely

    • @romi6885
      @romi6885 3 года назад +10

      @Isabella Batka calmly 👹👹

  • @nixymew987
    @nixymew987 2 года назад +7087

    But if the indoor boyfriend can’t go outside… wouldn’t that mean the outdoor boyfriend can’t come inside? Like he just lives on the street lmao

    • @deliriouspenis
      @deliriouspenis 2 года назад +294

      He is for Tha Street🥱🗣❗️

    • @original_ace0806
      @original_ace0806 2 года назад +76

      I thought I was the only one who thought that 😂

    • @welikerosafloyd
      @welikerosafloyd 2 года назад +52

      Or the outdoor boyfriend is a pullout master

    • @original_ace0806
      @original_ace0806 2 года назад +56

      @@welikerosafloyd That's why the girlfriend goes outside so much

    • @LolaLemonArt
      @LolaLemonArt 2 года назад +35

      He gets the dog shed

  • @thebiggerkirb974
    @thebiggerkirb974 10 месяцев назад +9

    Bro this is literally perfect. This was the first kurtis video I ever saw, and then then subbed and got the extra greeting

  • @khloeratzlaff
    @khloeratzlaff Год назад +7

    “The covered middle smirk” oh my fucking lord💀💀

  • @themainevent381
    @themainevent381 3 года назад +3641

    Fellas, if your girl:
    Has two thingies,
    Has a wagon in the back,
    And has six legs,
    She's not your girl. She's jordys

    • @mau6068
      @mau6068 3 года назад +23

      Why is there no comments 😂 now there’s one

    • @sxpphs
      @sxpphs 3 года назад +47

      Jordy stole mam gorll. If you have seen her, she is 2cm long and is thikkk. 😭😪

    • @junosbitch
      @junosbitch 3 года назад +8

      Fellas, if your girl is a member of the genus Linepithema humile, that’s not your girl. She’s Jordy’s

    • @iatemycat5320
      @iatemycat5320 3 года назад +4

      Wait....females ants have 2 private parts-? Holy shit-

    • @andrewoxford1322
      @andrewoxford1322 3 года назад +2

      @@iatemycat5320 he meant antenna prolly

  • @finn3935
    @finn3935 4 года назад +4240

    there was no extra greeting kurtis, you call yourself a mayor? this is the first time a politician has ever broken their promise.

    • @mrendo5593
      @mrendo5593 4 года назад +192

      some girl an extra greeting was to only thing stable in my life

    • @temperature4984
      @temperature4984 4 года назад +81

      I kept replaying the beginning thinking it was gonna happen but it never did

    • @scottishrebeljo8158
      @scottishrebeljo8158 4 года назад +31

      I was about to go look, I thought I had gone insane and missed it!

    • @yaboidannydevito7810
      @yaboidannydevito7810 4 года назад +36

      This is unacceptable!!! Kurtis explain yourself

    • @natbrown7012
      @natbrown7012 4 года назад +3

      I really want to like this but I can't mess up the number

  • @duggyrulz85
    @duggyrulz85 Год назад +14

    coveted middle smirk has now been screenshotted and added to core memories

  • @Inconsistance_
    @Inconsistance_ 7 месяцев назад +16

    Just remember, this man makes these scary videos then sits down with a straight face, edits it, posts it, and continues his night

  • @lindsayjanae
    @lindsayjanae 4 года назад +12834

    POV: you’re a citizen of kurtistown and your day is ruined because the mayor forgot to give you an extra greeting

    • @liberty3542
      @liberty3542 4 года назад +79

      🥺😭😭😭

    • @oliviaclifton1273
      @oliviaclifton1273 4 года назад +559

      “I’m not changing for shit” why you lying Kurtis. I might prioritise my role as Greg.

    • @Spooky_l3xxi
      @Spooky_l3xxi 4 года назад +64

      And you have to be nice because it's the law

    • @buggiie
      @buggiie 4 года назад +111

      day = ruined, heart = shattered 💔💔💔

    • @worldwidehandsome7084
      @worldwidehandsome7084 4 года назад +59

      feeling kinda scammed rn...

  • @CountDogula7
    @CountDogula7 4 года назад +2976

    POV: you’re crying in the shower and unsubbing because there was no extra greeting

    • @linalina69000
      @linalina69000 4 года назад +45

      Oml didn't even notice oop-

    • @haleyhuber8370
      @haleyhuber8370 4 года назад +51

      We need and extra extra greeting next time

    • @ndumisomsomi9053
      @ndumisomsomi9053 4 года назад +5

      I knew something was off!!!!!!!!

    • @linalina69000
      @linalina69000 4 года назад +12

      Kurtis reading this comment like: fu-

    • @irvingf.8769
      @irvingf.8769 4 года назад +12

      We need an apology video

  • @___OanonymousO___
    @___OanonymousO___ 9 месяцев назад +5

    POV: you subscribe so you can get an extra greeting but it gets forgotten and now you have fallen into a deep depression

  • @leifsilva4816
    @leifsilva4816 2 месяца назад +5

    Why hasn't Kurtis become a Jedi yet? If his birthday is on May 4th he's a star wars child.

  • @kadeorade5296
    @kadeorade5296 3 года назад +2639

    “I’m auditioning for Mother Who’s Baby Just Exploded.”
    BABY YOU’RE A FIIIIREWOOORK

    • @farateq
      @farateq 3 года назад +41

      This dent me into orbit

    • @sqoishicasette
      @sqoishicasette 3 года назад +19

      I paused the video and laughed for five mins 😭🤣

    • @lee2791
      @lee2791 3 года назад +12

      your name is very creative

    • @sarastories8074
      @sarastories8074 3 года назад +2

      I'm sorry, I am THAT person but... whose*

    • @divyasrivastava216
      @divyasrivastava216 3 года назад +2

      I was caught off guard when he sang that

  • @mackenzie__
    @mackenzie__ 4 года назад +11444

    Kurtis: “I’m not changing for sh*t”
    Also Kurtis: *no extra greeting*

    • @hiimjames6215
      @hiimjames6215 4 года назад +453

      I can't even enjoy the video with no greeting

    • @tdawg6365
      @tdawg6365 4 года назад +150

      FOLKS

    • @corbenwegman6999
      @corbenwegman6999 4 года назад +87

      His extra greeting are so goo it so sad

    • @MrFletout
      @MrFletout 4 года назад +12

      You guys really care about the greeting? Yawn, just get the funny stuff

    • @cosmicberry6096
      @cosmicberry6096 4 года назад +12

      @T Dawg 👏

  • @D3Smok3
    @D3Smok3 10 месяцев назад +5

    POV: You're here 3 years later

  • @sofiamariadeane6400
    @sofiamariadeane6400 Год назад +9

    been watching the video to get out of the Little Sad and after watching 13 minutes w a straight face, Baby youre a firework made my day

  • @SkeIewizard
    @SkeIewizard 3 года назад +5292

    POV: Kurtis didn’t give you and extra greeting so you make him say sorry in every single video for the rest of time

    • @nadsvol6
      @nadsvol6 3 года назад +104

      remember when #kurtisisoverparty was trending on twitter LMAOOOOO

    • @leoniemuller2096
      @leoniemuller2096 2 года назад +1

      @@nadsvol6 whyyy?

    • @nomoretwitterhandles
      @nomoretwitterhandles 2 года назад +78

      @@leoniemuller2096 Watch his video on him getting cancelled. He made an apology tweet for not saying the extra greeting to mock other RUclipsr apologies but a ton of people didn't even read it and tried to cancel him anyways lol.

    • @luizearaujo5844
      @luizearaujo5844 2 года назад +5

      @@amandab722 WHAT?

    • @maryaliceloring3795
      @maryaliceloring3795 2 года назад +20

      @@luizearaujo5844 he quit doing the extra greeting because he didn’t want to be branded by it

  • @PatchworkRose567
    @PatchworkRose567 3 года назад +5528

    POV: You’re lying in bed having a silent breakdown over Krutis forgetting about giving you your second greeting.

  • @jweaver9089
    @jweaver9089 11 месяцев назад +3

    i think that the lamp is the most awe-inspiring thing ever and it brought me to tears. and it is green. green is cool.

  • @InNeedOfMentalHelp-qb4ky
    @InNeedOfMentalHelp-qb4ky 10 дней назад +2

    Wait, why do I want like a full album for Kurtis? I love his diss tracks and everything else. 😂 indoor boyfriend song slapped

  • @elim.6609
    @elim.6609 4 года назад +8013

    POV: You’re in the comments wondering if anyone else didn’t get an extra greeting

    • @angelloodleoul4217
      @angelloodleoul4217 4 года назад +115

      Life is depressing without Curtis' extra greetings

    • @heavenlything
      @heavenlything 4 года назад +32

      execution

    • @cjsluiter1917
      @cjsluiter1917 4 года назад +16

      Phew. It's not just me

    • @MeanBeanComedy
      @MeanBeanComedy 4 года назад +18

      Oh God oh no the existential dread!! It's creeping in oh no! Kurtis please!

    • @BootsofButter
      @BootsofButter 4 года назад +7

      I too was missing my extra greeting :,(

  • @mm_203
    @mm_203 4 года назад +5061

    Kurtis: “I’m not changing shit” also kurtis: *no extra greeting*

    • @tdawg6365
      @tdawg6365 4 года назад +175

      Do you think we’ll get an extra extra greeting in the next video?

    • @Karina-uy1jr
      @Karina-uy1jr 4 года назад +50

      T Dawg hopefully 😥

    • @jovenjota4821
      @jovenjota4821 4 года назад +45

      Fucking asshole

    • @coltonbates629
      @coltonbates629 4 года назад +23

      Also has a lamp now

    • @dorothyscheines3194
      @dorothyscheines3194 4 года назад +32

      KURTIS!!!!!!! I WAS PROMISED NOT ONE BUT 2 GREETINGS I HAVE NOT GROTE

  • @olliescribbles
    @olliescribbles Год назад +5

    11:47
    just as a theater/acting note, if you are recording unless you’re chocking someone.. NEVER use the hand closest to the camera. Just makes it easier for the viewer to see :)

  • @karl6683
    @karl6683 8 месяцев назад +6

    Currently, he has watched Ants 441k times.

  • @hbombscantling7722
    @hbombscantling7722 4 года назад +5648

    Indoor boyfriend may be sad, but what about outdoor boyfriend sleeping under her porch and crying because he can never go inside

    • @a-c-2001
      @a-c-2001 4 года назад +82

      HBOMB Scantling needs a duet I think

    • @maitreyeenabar1754
      @maitreyeenabar1754 4 года назад +67

      Wait but what if it rains and shit

    • @nathalie4732
      @nathalie4732 4 года назад +231

      indoor boyfriend really won with this quarantine tho

    • @Kitkat-vj1yu
      @Kitkat-vj1yu 3 года назад +37

      Homeboy must stink.

    • @najnis3174
      @najnis3174 3 года назад +89

      @@Kitkat-vj1yu *it's ok tho because she likes the extra spice*

  • @eleanorgouldie9355
    @eleanorgouldie9355 4 года назад +16134

    POV: you’re crying yourself to sleep bc Kurtis didn’t do an extra greeting

  • @eden13
    @eden13 9 месяцев назад +3

    I was NOT prepared for firework 😭

  • @fuckgandor
    @fuckgandor Год назад +6

    who keeps telling these men we want them they have got far too much confidence and i can't take these tiktoks anymore

  • @coolbeanz1070
    @coolbeanz1070 4 года назад +6528

    Okay Kurtis sings like he’s the love interest in a Barbie movie

    • @neekymaya
      @neekymaya 4 года назад +208

      I knew it was familiar

    • @alicerpz3468
      @alicerpz3468 4 года назад +35

      Lmao

    • @melh.8861
      @melh.8861 4 года назад +157

      I thought he's the barbie

    • @TCangie
      @TCangie 4 года назад +93

      r/rareinsults

    • @addie576
      @addie576 4 года назад +9

      Haha

  • @hazelc9329
    @hazelc9329 4 года назад +7585

    The music industry been real quiet since Kurtis dropped “Indoor Boyfriend.”

  • @kfcoyote
    @kfcoyote 10 месяцев назад +4

    Kurtis why are you actually a good singer
    I thought it was just a joke but your voice is literally beautiful

  • @thatoneperson564
    @thatoneperson564 7 месяцев назад +4

    I feel so violated as a cosplaying theater kid and I’m only 2 minutes in 😭😭

  • @vira6847
    @vira6847 4 года назад +1588

    kurtis: i’m not changing for shit
    also kurtis: doesn’t give us an extra greeting
    i’m disappointed kurtis, we really expected better from you

    • @Justherelol69
      @Justherelol69 4 года назад +17

      Omg I though I was the only one who saw it

  • @barr_1411
    @barr_1411 4 года назад +1460

    As a citizen of The kurtistown, I would like to objectify against our mayor due to the lack of the extra greeting . I’m completely devastated and did not think the day would come. The pain that I’m feeling right now, I would not wish it on my worst enemy.

    • @user-vj5dm7rf9s
      @user-vj5dm7rf9s 4 года назад +12

      A coup is what we demand

    • @aquaMar313
      @aquaMar313 4 года назад +27

      As another citizen of The Kurtistown, I declare that my mental health had a considerable decline after this lack of responsability, how could you Kurtis?
      Our minds will forgot this with the time, but our hearths will always feel this lost, the pain.
      R.I.P extra greeting

    • @ronjavonpost7100
      @ronjavonpost7100 4 года назад +2

      Era _ I'm signing whatever petition we are making for this

    • @user-xs2gf
      @user-xs2gf 4 года назад +2

      As a citizen of The Kurtistown, I completely agree, your point is clear and relatable for the other citizens. I’ve been feeling bad... horrible... awful. The lack of the extra greeting has increased the level of depression in our town, and this has to STOP. Let’s sign a petition and bring our extra greeting back, as it’s what we deserve and what we WILL get.

  • @ellenmiller7165
    @ellenmiller7165 6 месяцев назад +4

    The middle smirk made me cry😂

  • @Snoopy_Nerd
    @Snoopy_Nerd 9 месяцев назад +1

    Blud just sneaked a musical into the video and thought we wouldn't notice

  • @peepeepoopoo7182
    @peepeepoopoo7182 4 года назад +15161

    POV: you’re Kurtis’s lamp watching him forget his extra greeting

    • @chocolatepiano7366
      @chocolatepiano7366 4 года назад +202

      That's exactly what I am. How did you know?!

    • @chrysanthy
      @chrysanthy 4 года назад +108

      @@chocolatepiano7366 I'm sorry. It's not your fault.

    • @luciaz5249
      @luciaz5249 4 года назад +36

      but if this was the lamp's pov you'd see his back. this is the camera's pov

    • @chocolatepiano7366
      @chocolatepiano7366 4 года назад +151

      @@luciaz5249 Don't pretend to understand the ways of the lamp.

    • @georgiagrigorian8940
      @georgiagrigorian8940 3 года назад +29

      Your name...

  • @strongboi3028
    @strongboi3028 3 года назад +5462

    I can’t imagine how people are actually binge watching his tiktoks when all he does is going like “🥺🤤😏” while the pov says: „you are a cat and i throw a slice of cheese in your face 😳👉🏻👈🏻”

    • @macaca1586
      @macaca1586 3 года назад +176

      I LAUGHED SO HARD AT THIS CAPTION WTF

    • @onionboy6074
      @onionboy6074 3 года назад +66

      *Donkey noises* I just died

    • @user-bl1tm7ji9o
      @user-bl1tm7ji9o 3 года назад +15

      VJHBCFBKBHJDFSCUK

    • @maskedvamp
      @maskedvamp 3 года назад +5

      I’m okay with that Edit: I mean I might be doing that

    • @obesekaren
      @obesekaren 3 года назад +33

      The girls are like: 🤰😫🥵

  • @piet_henk_III
    @piet_henk_III Месяц назад +1

    This guy's production quality is extremely high. He made a entire song for a video!

  • @Paeoniaceae
    @Paeoniaceae 2 месяца назад +3

    7:19 THAT'S THE PLOT OF THE BEE MOVIE 😭😭😭💀💀

  • @jackie5481
    @jackie5481 4 года назад +8915

    things not to thirst after:
    -serial killers
    -kidnappers
    -ants

    • @Sqoobthedude
      @Sqoobthedude 4 года назад +55

      Jackie PT this spells ska

    • @maplemoht
      @maplemoht 4 года назад +327

      Ants do be kinda thicc tho

    • @coreytrevorson5628
      @coreytrevorson5628 4 года назад +57

      I low key be fucking with them serial killers tho

    • @sploosh3792
      @sploosh3792 4 года назад +132

      Ants are so thick doe 😳👌

    • @juicecarton5076
      @juicecarton5076 4 года назад +91

      What about that ant from bug’s life he’s kinda cute

  • @grapes2268
    @grapes2268 4 года назад +5949

    POV: you're a person standing infront of Kurtis and he's just talking to you but you're kinda sad cause he forgot the extra greeting

    • @tylkoniejulka6629
      @tylkoniejulka6629 4 года назад +107

      i think the intros are just going to be different now. he said a few videos ago he was tired of saying the extra greeting thing

    • @excrementalcrisis234
      @excrementalcrisis234 4 года назад +120

      I’m crying. I needed that extra greeting.

    • @excrementalcrisis234
      @excrementalcrisis234 4 года назад +10

      Mackenzie Kruger thank you for your extra greeting :’)

    • @tiredzei
      @tiredzei 4 года назад +4

      :(

    • @mii4306
      @mii4306 4 года назад +4

      julia no no no that can’t happen

  • @jonquilmr13
    @jonquilmr13 4 месяца назад +1

    Tbh the lamp was the first thing I noticed. Beautiful and has warm lighting, good choice !

  • @ursmallchild3555
    @ursmallchild3555 9 месяцев назад +1

    “The coveted middle smirk”

  • @yannahpeeps2002
    @yannahpeeps2002 3 года назад +1819

    “Damn girl what that thorax do” -Kurtis Conner 2020

  • @Nico-xi5rn
    @Nico-xi5rn 3 года назад +5295

    "Yeah, I am more than just your sister's best friend, I'm her girlfriend."

  • @n.ymble_
    @n.ymble_ Год назад +2

    bro took "if i were an ant, would you date me?" to another level

  • @anastasiarivera3063
    @anastasiarivera3063 Месяц назад +1

    Kurtis would be such a phenomenal medieval bard!!! 🤩🤩🤩

    • @dilfasriel6354
      @dilfasriel6354 Месяц назад

      Lol what a weird thing to say. I love it

  • @rachelcarstens2344
    @rachelcarstens2344 4 года назад +1512

    Plot twist: outdoor boyfriend and indoor boyfriend fall in love and run away to live on an ant farm

    • @sarahwhite7104
      @sarahwhite7104 4 года назад +28

      Beautiful 😓

    • @stainedbread7945
      @stainedbread7945 4 года назад +43

      plot twist: the indoor boyfriend is having an affair with the queen ant... bisexual rep

    • @amydunnefp
      @amydunnefp 4 года назад +2

      idk if you saw my comment but I commented the exact same thing.. no hate though :)

    • @rachelcarstens2344
      @rachelcarstens2344 4 года назад

      Reeses Puffs YES

    • @rachelcarstens2344
      @rachelcarstens2344 4 года назад +2

      yalikejazz123 omg Im sorry I really didn’t see it, great minds think alike tho :)

  • @daizywhitehead1688
    @daizywhitehead1688 4 года назад +973

    The fact that people on TikTok tricked the obsessively masculine fboys to recreate a scene from a gay love movie is incredible

    • @antarchi80
      @antarchi80 4 года назад +74

      And then they get confused why we don't love them as much as Timotheé or Armie aha

    • @doll-xh7my
      @doll-xh7my 4 года назад +53

      They wanna be Timothee SO bad

    • @ferb6994
      @ferb6994 4 года назад +30

      Timmy has what they don’t have, TALENTTT

    • @souzenkhan3587
      @souzenkhan3587 4 года назад +8

      Kevin H. IKR LMAO they’re so annoying

    • @souzenkhan3587
      @souzenkhan3587 4 года назад +15

      Ferb ! And a great personality 😌✨

  • @sparklestarspompomunicorn
    @sparklestarspompomunicorn Год назад +28

    11:26 adskip

  • @UrMissingSock
    @UrMissingSock 10 месяцев назад +3

    The missing extra greeting hits hard

  • @mimigrace0907
    @mimigrace0907 4 года назад +5120

    *Kurtis doesn't do an extra greeting*
    the world is actually ending

  • @adrianaondrejka2062
    @adrianaondrejka2062 4 года назад +1833

    Indoor boyfriend feels like the unintentional anthem of quarantine 2020.

    • @jujuskiswim
      @jujuskiswim 4 года назад +9

      Sandra Fray yesss

    • @PimpernelVA
      @PimpernelVA 4 года назад +4

      I live for your truths

    • @patrochilles6275
      @patrochilles6275 4 года назад +6

      Hey fellow carry on fan

    • @carseatneedsrest
      @carseatneedsrest 4 года назад +1

      L

    • @sunsprite3497
      @sunsprite3497 4 года назад +3

      i had the same thought, but saw u comment and will not take the attention away from you bc you thought of it first. godspeed my friend

  • @Da77leraz
    @Da77leraz Год назад +5

    You’re right that isn’t a puka shell necklace. His necklace is made of SODA CAN TABS which is much worse

  • @frxqgy
    @frxqgy Год назад +4

    prayers for melanie, play date was too good of a song for this

  • @somersetdrayton9067
    @somersetdrayton9067 4 года назад +5059

    The lamp is okay I guess. However it isn't as important as the IMMENSE SADNESS of learning that as a subscriber of many years, I didn't receive the extra greeting I so desire. To fill this void I have proceeded to rewatch all of your videos.

    • @MorinozukaTakashi123
      @MorinozukaTakashi123 4 года назад +225

      Somerset Drayton it’s his birthday so we had to give him the extra greeting

    • @somersetdrayton9067
      @somersetdrayton9067 4 года назад +44

      Yaquelin Venegas Oh damn that’s true

    • @airbearsarrow3426
      @airbearsarrow3426 4 года назад +32

      His birthday was over a week ago. if kurtis expects us to celebrate his birthday for over 4 days, he’s high.

    • @Flyersfan28
      @Flyersfan28 4 года назад +20

      @@airbearsarrow3426 just calm tf down. he was celebrating his birthday and he hasn't uploaded until now.

    • @airbearsarrow3426
      @airbearsarrow3426 4 года назад +10

      Screw his uploading schedule! I demand satisfaction!

  • @greciaortiz7634
    @greciaortiz7634 4 года назад +17442

    kurtis: forgets the extra greeting
    twitter: let’s get him boys

    • @alyssa6743
      @alyssa6743 4 года назад +274

      get his ass

    • @alvinemp9042
      @alvinemp9042 4 года назад +120

      it freaked me out when i first saw

    • @imsorryaccount1426
      @imsorryaccount1426 4 года назад +146

      He was just so excited for his birthday

    • @blackdollie
      @blackdollie 4 года назад +5

      ??? what happend?

    • @muddbug
      @muddbug 4 года назад +28

      Joy BEnard Excited about his birthday and introducing his lamp

  • @fajer3396
    @fajer3396 Год назад +3

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY

  • @rainey-lemon
    @rainey-lemon Год назад +3

    0:12 "ALRIGHT"
    "YES"

  • @dilia12ulloa93
    @dilia12ulloa93 4 года назад +1512

    Kurtis: theater kids are anoying...
    Also Kurtis: goes full theater kid at the end

    • @eden_curtiss9383
      @eden_curtiss9383 4 года назад +4

      lmaooo

    • @bee-ke9ek
      @bee-ke9ek 4 года назад +5

      Not all theatre kids are trashboi garbagemen! That’s just me!

    • @emmarombold2489
      @emmarombold2489 4 года назад +6

      the song kinda sounds like a showtune 👀 lmao

    • @Lisa-gl7rc
      @Lisa-gl7rc 4 года назад +2

      Emma Rombold lmao I thought about that

  • @_-luke-_
    @_-luke-_ 4 года назад +1583

    kurtis: * makes fun of theater kids *
    also kurtis: ****18:47****
    he's literally acting like every theater kid ever. and honestly? i respect that.

    • @Wolfgang8-Y
      @Wolfgang8-Y 4 года назад +136

      No one hates theater kids more than theater kids. There's a reason it's called the DRAMA department.

    • @egg9206
      @egg9206 4 года назад +8

      lutisky i was literally scouring my brain for every musical theater song i know trying to figure out if he was parodying one lmfao

    • @idontreadorreply
      @idontreadorreply 8 месяцев назад +4

      Kurtis liked ur comment

    • @jonarbuckle4200BOOM
      @jonarbuckle4200BOOM 3 месяца назад

      theater kid? i hardly know her kid‼️‼️🤣🤣

  • @RainCloud_24
    @RainCloud_24 Месяц назад +1

    8:22 I GOT A BUG SPRAY AD OMG THE TIMING COULD NOT HAVE BEEN BETTER 😭😭😭😭

  • @gru-ko2xo
    @gru-ko2xo 3 месяца назад +3

    Loved the lamp Kurt!

  • @Angelina-pr5hl
    @Angelina-pr5hl 4 года назад +2804

    Kurtis: No extra greeting
    Me: Ladies and gentlemen, we got him.

    • @jakobsin8414
      @jakobsin8414 4 года назад +132

      I subscribed for nothing! My life is a lie!

    • @auxtomates3757
      @auxtomates3757 4 года назад +4

      😭😖😣😢🤬💔

    • @Vivicci.x
      @Vivicci.x 4 года назад +2

      😭😭😭😭😭😭

    • @jambgarn5695
      @jambgarn5695 4 года назад +2

      Elevator Girl I was wondering

    • @h7672
      @h7672 4 года назад +7

      BUT WE GOT A SONG

  • @aylove.
    @aylove. 4 года назад +1497

    Kurtis Conner - singer, songwriter, actor, indoor boyfriend.

    • @haleemamalik4308
      @haleemamalik4308 4 года назад +7

      Ayla Gooding lets be honest you can just say he is the indoors

    • @emoboy42069
      @emoboy42069 4 года назад

      Don’t forget dancer (2:21)

    • @thewriteinpresident
      @thewriteinpresident 4 года назад

      @@emoboy42069 And The Teacher Spoke…, You DID NOT Get Left Behind if that is what you think is happening at this time for if you actually could conceptualize THE WORD, then you would know the word BIBLE means Biblical that Means Book of Books, and it is just one of many LIES and DECEPTIONS and False Narratives your FREE MASON Preachers have fed you, and if you continue to walk down this land of the missing thinking this is the Punishment of G.O.D., then you will never take your right to Think for Your Self, Believe in Your Self, and you surely shall lose your Right to Exist as you have Lost The RIGHT to raise even your own children with THE BOOK OF KNOWLEDGE!!! I have the Holy Water Spirit, and I still walk among you and S.A.T.A.N. was the EDISON that we have just Destroyed, yet the L.U.C.I.F.E.R. that would the The Devil 1.0 where SATAN was The Devil 2.0, and in that` you must help WE THE PEOPLE, and Human Souls that remain too take out all “5G Eugenics” Weapons of Mass Surveillance, and Mass Motorization Mechanization known as HYPNOTISM by the TV MEDIA MATRIX where once we take over all “Television Shows” and RUclips Type Channels then all people will know we live in this Celestial Sphere Dual Flat Earth of Heaven and Hell right here in PURGATORY “always trapped” in this ETERNAL MOMENT as Celestial Beings in these Flesh and Blood and Bones TEMPORARY Temporal Corporeal Mortal Body TEMPLE Avatars!!!! Moreover, we are The New Wine Skins known as Pak-Toe “of and for” OUR WORLD REPUBLIC CONSTITUTION Coalition, and we WILL NOT put up with any more Racka from you OLD WINE SKINS, or your old ways of this SLAVE MASTER Mentality where you think you own something when it actually owns you cause you think you can not live without it, be it a Person, a Planet that does not exist, or pieces of METALS and GEM STONES that grown in the Fucking Ground!!!! Worthless has been your whole way of life, and if I Christ Jesus RETURNED wanted to judge you, then you would not WALK among “we the people” be you a FREE MASON Lodge member or not!!! Do not think because I am respectful that I do not know YOUR Crimes and Treachery and SEDITION to our Human Souls, Spirits, and Symbiots, and I do not FORGIVE YOU for that, nor will I ever forget all your protection of them that do YOUNG TRANNY SEX Websites and Human Trafficking FORCED SLAVE LABOR, but now that THE BOOK OF NONMASON - THE BOOK OF PUZZLES - THE BOOK OF RIDDLES shows “what” every Eastern Star, Jobs Daughters, Rainbow Girls, DEMOLAY and Shriners are all about, you will never be safe to hurt and harm and hit……., and get away with it anymore as long as THE SOCIETY OF NONMASON walk among “WE ARE” the Human Hearts of this Realm and all others… The Book of EXODICE!!!
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    • @haeflxwer4727
      @haeflxwer4727 4 года назад +1

      what the fuck.

  • @masterman1001
    @masterman1001 10 месяцев назад +3

    Kurtis is passionate about Timothée Chalamet, now we know.

  • @gay.0mens
    @gay.0mens 9 месяцев назад +1

    Jordy is quite literally the human embodiment of a Thomas Sanders character

  • @DEADisBEAUTIFUL
    @DEADisBEAUTIFUL 4 года назад +1974

    So, um.... apparently “indoor boyfriend” is a real term. Basically they’re boyfriends who you are embarrassed to have around your friends and family. How’ve I never heard this before?

    • @ha-kf3rd
      @ha-kf3rd 4 года назад +56

      I actually read that term somewhere and when Kurtis brought it up, I was like "I'm pretty sure that exists." but I didn't know that it means like that.

    • @cythiaunicorn5179
      @cythiaunicorn5179 4 года назад +10

      That’s sad

    • @vernahassenfeldt2015
      @vernahassenfeldt2015 4 года назад +81

      If your embarrassed to be around them why even be with them. That’s fucked upppp

    • @kreto-chanva7207
      @kreto-chanva7207 4 года назад +15

      That's the saddest definition I've ever heard

    • @ButterflyScarlet
      @ButterflyScarlet 4 года назад +17

      @@vernahassenfeldt2015 usually the reason is sex. Or you're really invested in the belief that only you recognize their true beauty and you're more interested in keeping them to yourself than being proud of them in public

  • @megstevenson762
    @megstevenson762 4 года назад +6671

    Kurtis: “Even though I’m 26 I’m not changing.”
    Also Kurtis: **forgets to do the extra greeting**
    Me: “Well apparently you have.”

    • @rowanwashburn5015
      @rowanwashburn5015 3 года назад +58

      I miss my extra greeting!!

    • @megstevenson762
      @megstevenson762 3 года назад +8

      Same!

    • @cal927
      @cal927 3 года назад +46

      I WANT MY EXTRA GREETING THIS IS A S C A M

    • @23trainwreck32
      @23trainwreck32 3 года назад +8

      Yeah, that's the worst way to change as a person. Complete 180..
      Good to see people aren't overreacting over nothing.
      🤦

    • @megstevenson762
      @megstevenson762 3 года назад +2

      Omg tysm for all the likes!

  • @MinaKULTRA
    @MinaKULTRA Год назад +2

    I'm gonna cry, I can't believe he didn't give an extra greeting

  • @kangel.ameirl
    @kangel.ameirl Год назад +3

    If Kurtis owned RUclips we’d all either be cursed or blessed. I’m just not sure which one.

  • @caramerkel1005
    @caramerkel1005 3 года назад +6786

    the “indoor boyfriend” song needs more recognition bc im literally out of breath from laughing

  • @him1517
    @him1517 3 года назад +3442

    “Aunt like your moms sister” how does that make it better Kurtis

  • @BeerCityBandit
    @BeerCityBandit Год назад +2

    "The middle smirk" just fucking sent me for some reason. 😭😭😭