The Chaotic TikTok Sisters
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comment "imagine not having a mini blowtorch" if ur reading this
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I KNOW SHE HAS FANGS IT'S WEIRD HAHAHA I talked about it originally but had to cut it out of the final video. but i'll probably do a part 2 so it's all good!!!!
Kurtis I thought those were natural thanks for this illumination
Yes pls do a part 2
start uploading 7 hour long videos, i dare you.
I can’t wait to hear you talk shit about those stupid fangs lol!!
But fr i think they're tryna appeal to children
Therapist: so, how is your mental health?
them: *so beefy.*
jenny I CACKLED
More liKE SQUINCHEN
Why can i imagine them saying this for real 😂😂
I RAPIDLY EXHALED AIR OUT OF MY NOSE
i attempted to smile
They talk like everything they say is a Buzzfeed headline.
Yeah that's what I was thinking too 😂
You’ve one this comment section 👑
It reminds me of an old Danny G. video called "CLICKBAIT".
"OoOh! Juicy squirt!"
They talk like they capitalize all of the words of the sentence.
Example: My Dog, Is Eating Some Cotton Candy Raman, Right Nowwww
I love how there's apparently a "prank" lollipop to turn your mouth blue when you can literally do that with any blue candy ever
Right! Also she kept it in the packaging too. Rookie mistake.
Yeah! 3 blue m&m's is all it takes. I do it on purpose sometimes
the fake rock prank genuinely cracked me up. the fact that the rock didn't look at all like a rock, the way they just moved past 'squincheon', the aggressive shushing, the eye contact into the camera as the one sister is beating the other one over the head, not to mention the fact that their mother is a robot. then topping it all off with a super abrupt ending. all in all, a masterpiece. thanks, we we ar cute.
and not the mention the fact that the one sister is quietly saying "ow. stop"
Directed by David Squinch
you're so right. it's gotta be one of my favorite videos ever
Directed by M Night Shamylan
@@sageno😊 ok okoooookkj😊 KKj😊 Jo
They way they talk on tiktok sounds like they're trying to talk like the TroomTroom voiceover lady.
I said the same thing 👌🏻👌🏻
CharlieMemorial but they’re even worse
I t s n o t a p r o b l e m a n y m o r e
exactly my thought😂
plot twist- they are the ones who actually voiceover
Kurtis always asks us how *we're* doing, but we never ask him how he's doing
So Kurtis, "Whats up. How's it going?"
pretty good thank u :)
Kurtis Conner what’s up? How’s it going? (that’s your extra greeting)
@@kurtisconner Good to hear, Kurtis :>
aw that's wholesome
Imagine bolding a word that’s spelt wrong
if these girls know what they’re doing then they’re like the funniest people in the world
Ikr? This would be genius satire
and if they don’t know what they’re doing they are the least funny lol
That robotic "WHY ARE YOU HITTING HER WITH A ROCK." kills me
sounds like a robot with a russian accent lol
the fact that they’re the girls from bestie picks bae makes this so much funnier
rachel is trash i was just about to say- hold up werent they On Bestie Picks Bae lol
Naturally Syd he literally brought it up in the video
Haha I know that now- i troll the comments at the beginning of every video I watch so I saw that comment before he said it😂
i had actually completely forgotten that kurtis was on that show lmfao
@@amylomo9793 cause dean was on it & we dont associate w him
They talk like they're being held at gunpoint by five minute crafts
That's perfect
That’s beefy
That’s saucy
And troom troom
Thats delicious
this video has impacted my life in inexplicable ways. i feel like a new person, and my social life now consists of conversations being randomly interrupted by my having the urge to say “so beefy” and “hey baristaaas, can i get one holiday bagged air please!”
zimbabwe
Same I hate how easy it is to replicate these stupid phrases
Coming up!!
yeah ive started saying ‘its a thing’ ironically, but now i think its unironic
YES and nobody gets the reference 😭 the mini blowtorch thing lives in my head rent-free and i’ve been subjecting everyone in my life to it constantly in the 3.5 yrs since this video came out
The realization in Kurtis’s face when he makes the Chain Smokers connection is keeping me alive
“hEy bAriStA cAn i gEt oNe hOliDaY bAgGeD AiR pLeAsE” man I stopped breathing
Do you need hOlIdAy bAgGeD aiR
I think you need a holiday bagged air
cOMIN AAPP
They took your breath so they could give the sisters their holiday bagged air
they eat AiR? but its hOliDaY
“I could make this 3 hours long but I’m not going to do that to you”
Little did you know, that’s what we want.
Mollys unite!
I'm not a Molly but I wanna join the "We want a 3 hours long commentary on TikTok by Kurtis Conner" club
@@penelopepenna6809 yeah me too!
Hey I’m a Molly too
Molly McTigue it’s a “Molly’s of Kurtistown” meeting omg
I still say "____? more like squinchin" about stuff sometimes... an enduring classic
I can't believe it took me LITERAL YEARS to realize that the girls' names are scarily similar to my OWN sister and my names and now i'm lowkey convinced this are us from an alternate dimension
Stone? It's squaching instead.
Girl: Hey mom look! *hitting other girl continuously with fake rock*
Mom: ∴⍑|| ᔑ∷ᒷ ||𝙹⚍ ⍑╎ℸ ̣ ℸ ̣ ╎リ⊣ ⍑ᒷ∷ ∴╎ℸ ̣ ⍑ ∷𝙹ᓵꖌ?!
They mom really said øõòøœöôo
Hey man... are you talking in minecraft enchantment table.......respect
NAAJQJQK
I can't 💀💀💀💀
I hate that that actually matches up
Plot twist: they don't have a mom and this is their way of coping
Walking on Sunshine hahahaha hahha wtf
Fuck 💀😂
oh shit
That took a dark turn
omg lmaoooo
Dude that mom voice line was straight up an emergency alarm in some country
SEVERE ROCK WARNING
kurtis then: cutting out talking about fangs to shorten a video that ends up being 18 mins
kurtis now: 37 min video about disney adults
That "hEY BARISTAAAAAAAS" sounds like a scene from a barbie movie
For real tho I was thinking the same thing
Wait my legit thoughts
their voices....they’re so annoying.....it’s like a higher pitched, higher energy, and more obnoxious version of “#14 burger king foot lettuce” lmaooo
*15
6:09 the way she says "sauce" makes me wanna blow my brains out
They only do it to attract younger audiences, younger kids are more prone to find higher pitchss more entertaining/stimulating
one of them sounds like the junko enoshima dub lol
Ben Oron dang it!! i would edit it and fix it, but then i’d lose my heart from kurtis 🥺
kurtis being so happy about 2m subscribers is funny as he now has 4.46m
10:04 That actually hurts my soul.
Conspiracy theory: Their mom doesn't even exist. That's why they can't show her in the pranks.
Um you can clearly hear her totally normal human voice in the rock video
But what if they're not even sisters but mother-daughter
I legit was thinking that 😂
Or she killed herself, b/c she’s THEIR mom.
TheSouthernerWithAdhd hey no don’t say that
Imagine not having a mini blowtorch
I’d *die*
God, you’d have to be a loser to not have a mini blowtorch
Twhale agreed. That’s just straight up embarrassing in my opinion.
can't relate
exactly what sort of woman doesn’t own a blowtorch
"You don't have a mini blowtorch?"
I do have a mini blowtorch. I also have a bong. These two things might be related.
Ah yes, the two coasts: the West Coast and the March Tour Coast.
"I'm a man--a human man" *sounds like something a tree would say*
i am groot
Bond. James Bond.
“Rock? More like squinching” will baffle me for the rest of my life
straight up lmaooooooo what
What. does. It. Mean!
I’m so confused 😂😂
“DO THE PRANK OR WALK THE PLANK!”
-Curtis
“Time to tease her taste buds” makes me physically ill
The most intellectual phrases in the universe:
*ITS A THINGH*
*sO bEeFy*
*ØÑ mŸ mÖm*
I Like Cupcakes rock more like *squinchin*
you forgot: ꅐꀍꌩ ꍏꋪꏂ ꌩꂦꀎ ꀍꀤ꓄꓄ꀤꈤꁅ ꀍꏂꋪ ꅐꀤ꓄ꀍ ꍏ ꋪꂦꏳꀘ
an may mam
For some reason when she says so beefy I feel nauseous
I Like Cupcakes • 2020 years ago 2020 YEARS AGO?!
The girls are clearly being possessed by the Troom Troom narrator in their Tik Toks
This was what I thought. I went on TikTok to watch some of their videos. I think they're definitely trolling Troom Troom. Doesn't explain the vampire teeth though.
conspiracy theory: these girls are actually just edited versions of danny gonzalez in wigs and he did the whole zayden long thing to distract us from the fact that he is really behind wewearcute in an elaborate scheme to troll troom troom
@@laurenpiercy4014 *galaxy brains*
@@laurenpiercy4014 biggest brain
Lmaooo that's so true
These girls are comedic geniuses. This was legitimately the greatest troll of 2020. They pissed off everyone, and that's exactly what they were trying to do. Legends.
Their TikTok’s have to be them trolling to be funny. And it’s honestly pretty funny. They might just be comedic geniuses
the dislikes are from people who don’t have mini blowtorches
And People with robot moms
Wow 800+ people don’t have mini blowtorches?? Disgusting
Imagine not having a mini blowtorch
Haha! Poor!
Gasp! I'd never disrespect KurtisBoy for my lack of torches 😂😂😂
*imagine not having a mini blowtorch.*
Person can’t relate
*bruh*
couldn’t be me
I could never
*this post was made by arsonist gang*
Karen from SpongeBob sounds more like a human than their “mom” lmao
So fun fact. They have a build a bear now. You can buy a Wewearcute build a bear. Idk now I feel about this but what you will with this information
Webuildcute
You go on date with a girl, she takes you back to her place, things get a little steamy. She leans in your ear and whispers "take out your mini blow torch"....
Asia Williams genius
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!
😂😂😂😂😂
@@francesco6835 could u please check me out if you have time. I'll check out if you want
So beefy
I was so distracted by her fangs 😭. She’s looks like one of those girls who watched twilight once and wanted to be a vampire and begged their mom to buy her fangs so she could “ be” one
What's a fang
The vampires from twilight don't have fangs
Jillian Foreman just let my statement slide bruv 😭
MareLoves sharp pointy teeth , I can’t describe it well
@@faparis lol sorry 🙃
These are like a pregnant person's cravings
14:28 😭 dank af how she got mad at us
Ay, are we just ignoring the fact that our wholesome boy Jonnaton dodged a bullet
Kristian Alexis did they not actually date or something?
Kristian Alexis the guy she match with
rock? more like
S Q U I N C H I N
Rita de Leeuw lmaooooo
Has Kurtis secretly been filming from Prank HQ this whole time? Truly the perfect prank.
5:47 The dabbers are like... travel torch? Industrial torch? Stoner stylish torch? Take your pick 🤓
I do in fact have all the torches lol
Looks like Jonatan dodged a bullet there when he didn’t get picked
Jonatan deserves his salsa princess
Jonatan deserves the world lmfao💕💕💕
and thats the truth.
exactly my thoughts when he came up shdbfv
Jonathon*
wewerecute is the sexual tension between Troom Troom and Poppy
Terrifying breed
Whoa
That’s cursed
“WE WERE CUTE” IM PRETTY SURE YOU SPELLED THAT WRONG ON ACCIDENT BUT ITS SO FUNNY TO ME HAHAHA
At least poppy is an artist, who actually makes great music if you're into metal and hyperpop
I really like Kurtis's extra greeting for subscribers at the start of every video. It really makes me feel special.
8:19 i know it’s a weird thing to focus on, but her makeup in this shot makes her look like a character in coraline. Or a tim burton character.
The girl wearing fangs in the beginning looks like she has two small blue marshmallows stuck to her teeth👁👄👁
I thought it was gum
@@camryncoelho6051 same
THATS WHAT I THOUGHT AT FIRST JJSJJHSJJSJ
@@insertusernamehere3173 Hey Junko 🤪
Blue tooth origins
Kurtis: “This video could be 3 hours long, and I won’t do that to you guys”
Me: “Please do that to us”
We're ready for a feature film of this, kurtis. You've prepared us, we are ready.
My body is ready
@@deereye87 I came here to say this.
If Starbucks had a personality...
That cadence they talk in is actually used by a LOT of people all over social media. Usually though, people will talk like that to introduce the video and then start speaking normally for the rest of the video. You've heard it, stuff like "TODAY we are going to, PRANK my DAD! Okay guys, my dad is blah blah blah speaking normally now etc" Idk why so many people do it but they do. These girls decide to just keep talking like that for the entire video.
“Meaty lolly” triggered my fight or flight.
lmao same
Everything those girls do triggers my fight or flight
stood up at my desk ready to throw hands for sure
meaty loli
@@lan3660 SO b e e f y
Kurtis’s skits have transcended and have become the most passive aggressive jabs at the people within the video
fr this is the funniest video ive ever seen by him i couldn't stop laughing LOL i love how his jokes have evolved
softie ikr I don’t laugh easily and this video omg
Everything about their tiktoks are perfect, how they speak, the catchphrases, the pranks without resolution and the camera angles, they've finished comedy, you can't improve on this. I will never not laugh at the Weiner prank (on their mom) and the MAM at the end is just MWAH, perfection, kills me every time.
6:29 "cook your ramen!" -dumps the damn sauce packet with the block of ramen-
This was a missed opportunity to mention how they literally speak like the Troom troom narrator.
💯💅
Annoying sister? iTs NoT a pRObLeM aNyMOrE!!
SO TRUE
I THOUGHT THE SAME THING HAHAH
I was thinking the same thing! I think that’s exactly what they’re going for, especially because of the prank parts.
I CHOKED AT THE “WHY ARE YOU HITTING HER WITH A ROCK” OMG
Fake cola prank, ON MY MAM
Jmo I LOSE IT EVERY TIME I SEE THAT VIDEO AHAHG
just got a video of theirs in my fyp and commented “so beefy!” because i thought it would be funny and they not only liked my comment but they also _replied_ simply saying “Thank you!” with a heart emoji… i am so confused and delighted by this
11:00 US MY FAVORITE PART
When you only have a normal sized blowtorch: 😔
Sarah Hoitsma when you only have an industrial blowtorch capable of leveling an entire town 😒
DAMN IT
Loser!
Hah what a NORMIE
That awko taco moment when you have a mega sized blow torch: 😞
they can't show their mom because she's too busy voice acting for troom troom.
Seamus Blau that’s what I thought
KURTIS THEY HAVE A STATIONARY BRAND AND SELL THEIR STUFF AT WALMART LKJFSKD
WHEN DID THEY GET SO WELL KNOWN 😭😭
WAIT FR-
NAUR OMG WHYVDHXIXJ
6:30 DID SHE JUST DUMP THE FLAVOR PACKET IN THE WATER TOO????? JSJSJDH
the way they talk sounds like a troom troom voiceover
Oh my god yes
That’s exactly what I thought!
my sister asked if i was watching troom troom lmao
TRUE
I was thinking that the whole video. God that voice makes my brain hurt, this was a hard watch.
I feel like she’s trying to sound like the 5 minute craft or troom troom narrators
Yaass, I was gonna say that too!😂
Exactly
Omg yes!!
ur welcome for 1K likes
5 minute craft dosent even have narrators
I think about hey barista every time I see Starbucks
I live in Latvia. Your subscriber count is the population of Latvia. So you have a whole country listening to you. Liking you. That's more than the president of Latvia can say.😂
underrated comment
“Rock? More like squinchin” haunts me. I haven’t stopped thinking about it since I first watched this video. It’s almost been 2 months. Send help.
You know how some religious stuff says you get to ask one question to God when you die? Mine would be "what the fuck is squinchin"
@@mushroompoet you get sent straight to hell for that one. No one gets to know what squincheon is
Nobody even knows how to spell "squenchin"
Charlie Parker In a world where this exists, there is no god.
@@jaredvise117 what tf is a squanchlin
Every time kurtis says “this video could be like 3 hours long”.... do it coward.
Georgia Bischoff lmao
rightt, i'd watch all of it and never get bored
ikr
This needs to be pinned lmfaoo
id love that
um for your information I DO have a mini blow torch
the prank headquarters bit genuinely moved me??? the music the acting???? get it Kurtis
She dropped the unopened ramen seasoning in the pot of boiling water when making that cotton candy abomination.
Right I was like. "Smh wtf"
thats where i assumed they're doing this on purpose
lmao i couldnt stop laughing at that, also she straight up eats the plastic bag ike 5 seconds later
ikr, she couldn't even be bothered to do a different take or use different footage or anything
Just saying “it’s a thing” does not make it a thing
@suzu yo that's so fucking *fetch* dude
Puke ramen? It's a thing!
SO BEEFY
I was the 1000th like
Thank you for not falling for the bs.
But,
It's a thing!
She could voice Troom Troom
i think “rock more like squinchin” is the funniest thing i’ve ever heard i’m crying and shaking and throwing up
The strange thing is she talks almost exactly like the narrator of Troom Troom. Very bizarre.
I’m having an existential crisis also nice it’s Marisa lol
Literally was trying to figure out who they sounded like the whole video and it finally came to me. It makes me wildly uncomfortable lol
Omg oops, I just posted this same comment. Haha
oh hecc
why didn't he point out that when they're making the cotton candy ramen they dumped the seasoning packet into the water i'm dying
Right! Also he didn’t talk at all about their weird fucking vampire teeth
She said it looks cool and smells good but she never said it tastes good lmao
i talked about it but had to cut it out for other bits haha im sorry!!!
I was just thinking that,it was so noticeable! lol
Isn't it against the new guidelines to comment against people's looks?
Hearin him say “wEwE aRe CuTe” is so funny lol😭😭😭😭😂😂😂
It's been more than a year and the "hey" at 15:09 never fails to make me laugh hysterically
“I’m a human man”
I don’t know sounds like something an alien female would say🤭
delete this
Kurtis Conner #exposed (ps kinds freaking out cause you’re great) :)
Captain Holt is that you?
@@kurtisconner we know the truth, curtis b
@@secretlyviolet7998 NOINE NOINE!
Cannot describe how uncomfortable it makes me seeing ramen in a hydroflask.
Hazel Gray so beefy
Yeah like cleaning that out would be a nightmare
I have made ramen and porridge in my Starbucks thermo mug, works great when you’re in the hospital and cleaning is also easy.
Hazel Gray ikk then she adds cheese
Her water’s probably going to taste so gross after 🤮
The mini blowtorch is just the tiny cactus 2.0
I've got it:
They have the exact same inflection as the Troom Troom woman
Never thought I'd say this, but I'm glad Jonnaton wasn't picked.
Abby E same
He deserves better
True jonnaton deserves SO MUCH BETTER
Jonnaton is the ideal man, nobody deserves him.
Bro ngl saaame!! 😂
"What do you call someone that forgets to buy tickets for my show?"
A European
Someone who lives in the south
😢
Also an Asian
the rest of canada
Or a latin american :(
“Rock? More like S Q U I N C H I N.”
13:31
“And here we have, “Rock That Looks Like a Face Rock”; the rock that looks like a face.”
“Does it look like a rock?”
“No, it looks like a face.”
Yo hobi pfp
I love finding kpop stans on non kpop related videos
@@veregwen hope world!!!
i'm convinced these girls do the troom troom voice overs and that's why they enunciate their words so strangely
THEY SOUND LIKE IT
Allie A that’s exactly what I thought was going on
Allie A WTF I thought that too their pranks give me troom troom vibes
Ikr
YES OH MY GOD
So what you’re saying is Jonaton dodged a bullet.
Jonaton dodged all the bullets.
Yes 😂
i think he truly did
@@pyronix like, a ton of bullets
He dodged an entire missile.
IM WHEEZING WHEN SHE PUT THE RAMEN IN FOR THE COTTON CANDY THE FLAVOR PACKET FELL OUT💀😭
awe the begging of this vid is him talking about hitting 2M and now he’s way past 4M . way to go brotherrr 🎉
why does kurtis always look like he's wearing a bucket hat even when he's not wearing a bucket hat
I honestly have no idea what this is supposed to mean but I agree
Omg u like starkid and kurtis?!!!!! Fire bro
Bethany Manwaring yes
....u right.... also i love your pfp
stan robert manion
HI I LOVE YOUR ROBERT MANION PROFILE PIC
ALSO, YOUR USERNAME ICONIC
They’re talking like the TROOM TROOM girls and I can’t believe they pulled the ultimate prank..........
I was just about to comment that!!!!
i’m convinced they don’t even have a mom lmao