“I’m not going to ruin some poor barista’s day... I’m going to ruin someone at corporate’s day” On behalf of all baristas, I would just like to say that you’re our hero
2 years late, I just realized he could've done the Push-Pop prank so well if he told Dean it was a "Can my friend guess the flavour!?" challenge, having an excuse to blindfold him, so he wouldn't see the literal hotdog lol
In college, a girl I partied with would often open things with her teeth. After which, she would whisper to herself, “teeth are jewels, not tools…”. Supposedly her dentist told her that once and it really stuck with her- just not enough to heed the advice.
poor Jacob was really trying so hard to be supportive even when he was drinking absolute shit. and the look of pure sadness in Kurtis’s eyes right before he pranks him is...existential
I’m pretty sure the Starbucks woman barely managed to get off the phone with Kurtis before dying of laughter. I feel like it was 1000x funnier because Kurtis was so nice and polite about it
@@aeches I think your cousin might be pulling your leg on that front, friends and I have worked at a few and that’s not really how they do “bans” in the experiences we’ve had, if that makes sense? Hey, that’s some good news for people who did something regrettable as a teen and are afraid to set foot in a store more than a decade later at least! Lol
I work in a contact center. Even a stupid question asked by someone who is kind and polite feels like a nice sneaky little break. That Starbucks rep was so sweet, and she probably is used to getting yelled at. I bet that was the best call she took all day
Okay, but no one's talking about how good of a friend Jacob is. He drank that coke and pretended like it was fine, just so Kurtis could get the shot for his brand deal. The real MVP!
I've seen this video before, but coming back to it a few years later and watching again --it's just so adorable. "Thanks for pranking me, buddy!" being said in total sincerity without a hint of sarcasm is peak Canadian.
Imagine getting an advertisement for Coke and at the end one of the guys advertising the Coke quietly says "This tastes like ass" and then the ad ends there
i love the feeling of bonding with a stranger from customer service. they are extremely kind when people are polite. i once had a 30 minute conversation with a lady helping me with my wifi. it was amazing.
Things that almost knocked Kurtis tf out in this video: - coronavirus - crippling anxiety - a jar of tomato sauce - one sip of coca cola - spencer's gifts employees - nervous pees
saying 'take care' to a stranger at the end of a phone call feels much more sweet and genuine than 'have a nice day' while still being casual and now i've started saying it too thank you kurtis conner for this revelation
Going back and seeing videos from these first few weeks of the pandemic are such an experience. The slight panic, confusion, depression, exhaustion. God that sucked so much.
Learning that Kurtis was a barista really made my day. Now I know where he gets his sublime sense of sarcasm and internal emptiness from edit: not Danny's wife. I am a fan tho
is everyone just glossing over fact he said he was banned from spencer’s bc he was caught shoplifting,,, i found it hilarious that he casually said that HAHAHAHA
Ok but can we talk about how dedicated a friend Jacob is, even after drinking the good awful concoction Kurtis whipped up, he still remained in character so he wouldn’t ruin the shot. And even after he found out he got pranked, he laughed about it and then said goodbye to Kurtis politely. My friend would’ve had my head on a stick and drank the bl00d from the stump of my neck if I had made them drink something like that
imagine being a starbucks worker that’s dealed with really rude people for hours and just wants to get through the day, and then two girls walk in with a camera screaming *”cAN I PLEASE GET A HOLIDAY BAGGED AIR?!?”*
kurtis noticed in his og video that it seemed like they had prerecorded their voices/did a voiceover and lip synced to their own voices. it was weird and didn’t seem real
@@ley8443 what. nothing big happened. Kurtis said he was going to make "just a phone call". and making phone calls it's hard. it's scary. its a literal nightmare. and kurtis did it so good 🥰. as op said, he "killed it".
kurtis and jacobs friendship is just too wholesome like he was so proud he got a brand deal with coca-cola and drank the soy sauce with a smile to not ruin his video and his reaction when he found out it was a prank was the greatest i love them
I worked as a customer service rep- and folks that take the calls literally wait for a funny useless call to come in bc 95% of calls are just being screamed at over things that are 100% out of their control. Probably made that lady's day
Drem Ora as the operator at Target I had a slight flashback and you can tell by the tone of the barista’s voice that she was bracing for the yell. I even was bracing for it. But she sounded so relieved when he responded calmly. He honestly made my day how he responded to her
Oh.. I had a drunk lady on call for 2 hours. She wanted a anti virus service provided by my mobile carrier. She had a Huawei phone and my company explicitly stated that they gave that service only to samsung, apple, nokia and sony phones. Oh god she wouldn't cut the call and I had to keep explaining. Then she verbally abused me, started crying, literally. Her husband had left her and her boss fired her because she couldn't concentrate. Then her phone was corrupted. It was rough.
I wish I experienced one of those moments. It's hard if you're on a financial department, you won't hear anyone talk, they'd be shouting 24/7, or 10-12/5
Y’know you could’ve just complimented that as the joke, instead of framing it as if it was your own discovery. I’m sorry about being so mean, I’m really passionate about Good Burger
@@veritybella i had anxiety and im glad i don't have anymore, not that much at least, but i guess you are right plus if something goes wrong he knows it can be cut or edited
@@marsisgay936 maybe they could, but the people who make these comments mean the video makes them happy, which serotonin isn't the right word to use because it doesn't have the same effect as dopamine.
Whenever no one is uploading i just go back through danny, drew and kurtis's channels and just watch all they're old videos i dont remember as well. Its always very comforting bc they havent changed at all in a good way. Love you kurtis
Mayor of Kurtis Town, We respect your decision to postpone your event and appreciate your Public Service Announcement We wish you well Love, all citizens of KurtisTown 😔✊
“I’m really tired, it is nine - eleven - oh...”
*the tiniest smile of internal screaming*
Aaris Howton it iS TEN AFTER NINE
BRUH
I laughed so hard i got tears
“it’s nine ele- ... its 10 after 9”
Time stamp pls
When you think he’s setting up a joke but he’s actually revealing his personal criminal history
That's so beefy
@@choopaaa *bœuf*
Juicy squirt!
Frosty Teacup ah, français
lol😂😂
"You JUST GOT PRANKED !! "
"Oh did I?"
Was the the purest interaction ever it was so adorable 😭
That is the epitome of how pranks should be executed. Not the over-exaggerated shit we all see from the prank channels on here
Yesss
hearing the covid disclaimer made me feel like that meme of the soldier in war
Real, I had a full life flashback.
I felt like I went back in time for a second
I had to pause the video and go look back at when this got released. The animal crossing part really got me 💀
@@styx3771right i teared up😭
When it set in what he was talking about I had to pause the video for half a moment. How was this 4 years ago
“I’m not going to ruin some poor barista’s day... I’m going to ruin someone at corporate’s day”
On behalf of all baristas, I would just like to say that you’re our hero
I read this as he said this
kurtis looks luke he has an orbee in his left noze (his left)
Praxis
@@ibbaby3966 This is so specific but kind of makes sense??
Kurtis is a true working class hero
"it is nine ele-......... it is ten after nine"
when I tell you I screamed
oh my god i only understood it after this comment im yelling
Genevieve Hughes I WAS LITERALLY ON THAT PART WHEN I READ THAT OMG
omg i didn’t get it before i saw this comment 😔
i’m still confused lol
karly øwens 9-11
Kurtis: No I think that’s everything
Corporate lady: *SQUEAL*
I rewinded like three times to listen to it
Made me laugh every single time I reminded it lmfao
That was part of her rat DNA coming out
Is this a regional thing? I’m from Illinois I need to know how to release my inner demon squeal
Agh
It is 2 years in the future and “juicy squirt” is still the most uncomfortable thing I’ve ever seen
fr 😭
Yeah that had concerning fetish vibes to it, did not like it at all
im so glad i skipped over that part ive seen so many 'scarred for life' comments
I was distracted reading comments and forgot to skip it. So I guess I'll share the suffering by reminding you of it
three years now
Kurtis’s mad pranks: being polite to a person on the phone
what a madlad
canadian prank
The most Canadian prank you could pull
Canada
The most Canadian way to do a prank
the extra greeting hits different when ur quarantined and lonely
Same 😔✊
Hope you're doing well tho ♥️
very true :(
but i’m always lonely LMAO
ASDKJHALSKHDJK
Aw guys :(
kurtis cares about his citizens. we have to stan. this is why he is mayor.
Papa Kurtis feed me your knowledge
WTF 2k likes in 43 minutes
Bonkered lmao shut uppppoo
And he says the “hot mayor” thing wouldn’t work (in his attractive man video lmao)
Bonkered stop being racist
2 years late, I just realized he could've done the Push-Pop prank so well if he told Dean it was a "Can my friend guess the flavour!?" challenge, having an excuse to blindfold him, so he wouldn't see the literal hotdog lol
Omg I wish he did that!
Holy shit, that's a hilarious idea for a prank
"Im gonna ruin someone in corporate's day"
*Very polite conversation ensues*
Truly a nightmare
Canadian corporate calls ammiright? /j
Very Canadian eh?
That was so funny
I would trust the woman he had on the phone would my life.
jacob still trying to hide his disgust of the coke to not mess up the brand deal is true friendship
Morganne - unrelated but give me an update on your piercing lmaoo
Morganne omg u have good taste
veronica campo highkey got infected when I changed the jewelry but all good now !
hi
*Disgust for
I need friends like the guy who pretended to like the soy sauce soda so he wouldn’t ruin the commercial
lol right? He's such a good sport
He's adorable too!
He's the best
He's one hell of a friend.
If you like him then you should watch And We’re Back
In college, a girl I partied with would often open things with her teeth. After which, she would whisper to herself, “teeth are jewels, not tools…”. Supposedly her dentist told her that once and it really stuck with her- just not enough to heed the advice.
Well now you’ve cursed me with that too 😂
It’s a lil one that hides under the surface, then just when you need it the most (or debatably, the least) it pops into your head 😂
What in this video reminded you of that?
@@Cowboy_Frog probably kurtis opening stuff with his teeth lol
poor Jacob was really trying so hard to be supportive even when he was drinking absolute shit. and the look of pure sadness in Kurtis’s eyes right before he pranks him is...existential
Ainslee Raasch Jacob is so pure 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
The moment he learned that Kurtis pranked him he looked so betrayed.
i love how long it took him to figure it out and he was willing to just accept it
Jacob: ):
Kurtis: *I'm sorry it has to be like this*
I KNOW RIGHTTTTTT
8:58 “i’m not gonna ruin some poor barista’s day okay, i’m gonna ruin someone at Corporate’s day”
kurtis conner more like kurtis comrade
when people say "communism doesn't work" i tell them about kurtistown and they realize they were wrong
KSKSISISSHAIIAVAOAVSU DEAD
And then he got the nicest lady
that made me think kurtis is gonna help eat the rich
JDLSKLSJDKAS THIS SENT ME THANK YOU FOR SAYING THAT
The lady at corporate had no idea what was going on yet she still helped as much as she could she was so sweet 🥺
Lemon Drop I’m really upset I broke the 666 likes, but this comment deserves it 💕
How does this only have 3 comments
Give her a raise starbucco bucks
So sweet. She needs to teach a course in customer service.
she also said she was having a “ not too good day” and she was still so kind 🥺🥺
I’m pretty sure the Starbucks woman barely managed to get off the phone with Kurtis before dying of laughter. I feel like it was 1000x funnier because Kurtis was so nice and polite about it
I think that's what her little squeak was for sure lmao
She probably thought Kurtis was some gullible old man using the internet who doesn't know people lie XD
😂@@rowanlavellan9755
We got so much of Kurtis’s backstory today. Shoplifting at Spencer Gifts and he was a Starbucks barista? It’s all coming together
This explains it all!!
Yess now its all coming together hehehehehehe
Barista Kurtis hits different
Idk how but I knew he was a Starbucks barista before being told
imma make a timeline. this'll be fun
Listen to his podcasts! He spills all the tea!
kurtis lore: he’s banned from Spencers Gifts
I’m updating the wiki
For his friend stealing a fkn shot glass lmao
My pretty much it brethren
Good, that place is scary
@@aeches I think your cousin might be pulling your leg on that front, friends and I have worked at a few and that’s not really how they do “bans” in the experiences we’ve had, if that makes sense? Hey, that’s some good news for people who did something regrettable as a teen and are afraid to set foot in a store more than a decade later at least! Lol
His anxiety at the idea of bothering people working and making phone calls is a whole ass mood
*a whole 2019 mood* (a reference from one of his lies videos)
@Amber Beck a whole ass 2019 mood
Saffron Warren oh crap i didn’t see your comment
Saffron Warren yeah, my mom is a whole ass 2019 M O O D
I felt nervous before he made the call
I love how Kurtis is just casually gaslighting his friend like, "no, that's a push pop."
Lol
That phone call to Starbucks was just two extremely polite people having a conversation.
Imagine if every phone call was like that
@@deuceydee3506 god I would love that
@@deuceydee3506 it'd be nice
@@deuceydee3506 then I would pick up the call and not act like I did not saw it
@@YourMom-wn2iy what
"I'm not gonna ruin a barista's day, I'm gonna ruin someone at corporates day" - Kurtis Comrade ☭
and that's on Bernie 2020
and that’s on robin hood lol
Susan F 🏴
Don't ruin a barista's day or we will definitely give you decaf
Larissa A. I’m so glad I’ve never been mean to a barista... nobody deserves non consensual decaf
The way Jacob stayed in character despite drinking carbonated soy sauce
Who's jacob
he a real one
@@dumbbshi3892 bitch watch the video
@@mordecai8707 omg aggressive much
@@mordecai8707 ink calm down
I love how he eats these horrendous possibly poisonous meals, but the thing that almost kills him... is about 2 tablespoons of Coke(the drink)
love that u clarified the drink 💀💀💀
@@monamour4310 i mean better safe than sorry lmao
Well, two tablespoons of coke would kill you
@@CainXVII nah you need quite alot of cocaine to kill u
💀😭
Kurtis having legs is a concept I'm not sure I can get behind
That sounds vaguely sexual
@@Yam-jt3vw lol woops
A floating shirt
@@Yam-jt3vw H o w.
Don't worry, it's fake. He's just a floating torso.
THE RANDOM “ah” FROM THE LADY ON THE PHONE I CANT ABAUEGKWHEIWJ
i genuinely am in pain from laughing so hard at it and idk why it was so funny to me
I have a feeling she'd never had someone call and be like "thank you so much" before
i fucking screamed
I was trying not to laugh so much because I was in the living room with my family
time stamp?
alternate title: kurtis slowly killing himself for thirty minutes straight
This one is correct
Yesssssss
Mood
I work in a contact center. Even a stupid question asked by someone who is kind and polite feels like a nice sneaky little break. That Starbucks rep was so sweet, and she probably is used to getting yelled at. I bet that was the best call she took all day
Okay, but no one's talking about how good of a friend Jacob is. He drank that coke and pretended like it was fine, just so Kurtis could get the shot for his brand deal. The real MVP!
and how dean is still trash
Jacob is Superior Friend
@@josie6291 he is funny af tho
i’m like... so anxious for jacobs reaction!! i’m stuck at 19:46, i’ve paused it, and o don’t wanna know how he reacts!! 😭😭😭
@@froggiecansler5022 it's adorable tbh
Starbucks representative: I hope everything is going well with you
Kurtis: Good thank you
(my anxiety in a nutshell)
Estrella Flores story of my life
@@meanpoutine7095 I started sweating once the lady picked up the phone 😭
Once I hear the dial tone I immediately regret my decision.
I was like this until I got a job that required me to answer the phone and make phone calls to my manager
It's like a meme but that is so clearly his genuine reaction XD
I've seen this video before, but coming back to it a few years later and watching again --it's just so adorable. "Thanks for pranking me, buddy!" being said in total sincerity without a hint of sarcasm is peak Canadian.
Kurtis looks like he was and is a barista
But not a Starbucks barista
Dana Tim Hortons
@@jjstyle4578 lmao
A Batista who dropped out college and start his own coffee house with overpriced items.
We love him.
Once a barista, always a barista.
It's not a job, it's a lifestyle.
shaqs 'ˢᵒ ʲᵉˡˡʸ' is top comedy
I think the way he shakes his head 'No' when they say "This is Shaq's first tiktok" is even funnier
@@BlackOrderAlchemist "End my suffering"
Save my king
@@lvbboi9 i saw u on a danny gonzalez video
@@athyzkyh I am Greg
Imagine getting an advertisement for Coke and at the end one of the guys advertising the Coke quietly says "This tastes like ass" and then the ad ends there
Hazelbell 2018 under appreciated comment
@@atree9284 it truly is
😂😂😂
I feel like that would actually work cause I’d get curious
HFFIFBDJC bro this made my day
i love the feeling of bonding with a stranger from customer service. they are extremely kind when people are polite. i once had a 30 minute conversation with a lady helping me with my wifi. it was amazing.
Things that almost knocked Kurtis tf out in this video:
- coronavirus
- crippling anxiety
- a jar of tomato sauce
- one sip of coca cola
- spencer's gifts employees
- nervous pees
Emily don’t forget cotton candy tits
- two shots of vodka
filming while driving lmao
That scary little guy on the push pop
One sip of coke is deadly!
I feel like these girls *have* to be joking. Just the "SO BEEFY" and "JUICY SQUIRT" are too obvious and ridiculous not to be jokes.
I'm waiting for the video of them saying that it was all a joke
@Kadeeen Can we spell it "lolly" so there's not even Worse implications?
If they are joking ngl it's a REALLY fuckin good one
Go to there page and scroll down to there funny hot dog one. It's clearly a joke and they are fooling everyone
pretty sure theyre just playing off troom troom
saying 'take care' to a stranger at the end of a phone call feels much more sweet and genuine than 'have a nice day' while still being casual and now i've started saying it too thank you kurtis conner for this revelation
Going back and seeing videos from these first few weeks of the pandemic are such an experience. The slight panic, confusion, depression, exhaustion. God that sucked so much.
When she said 'jUIcY SquiRT !!!' I cringed so hard my neck disappeared
It was...
Hahaha
Ringss YOU BETTER STOPP !!!
Owange! UwU 👁👅👁
i think i saw it from rifty before this video
Kurtis:I'm going to ruin someone at corporate's day
Woman from corporate:Hope everything's going well with you :)
Kurtis, about to cry:Good, thank you
dancing on mars we all almost cried tbh
Learning that Kurtis was a barista really made my day. Now I know where he gets his sublime sense of sarcasm and internal emptiness from
edit: not Danny's wife. I am a fan tho
same honestly, im a barista and it made my whole day 😂
barista gang
Wooo barista bros. Loved being a barista until people became assholes :|
is it too late to mourn over our jobs im a barista too
Everyone should be a barista at one point in their life. It teaches you so much.
At 0:21 it took me a few seconds to realise he was talking about COVID. It's amazing how fast some people (including myself) have forgotten
same haha. i thought the video said 4 days not 4 years and i almost forgot
It's amazing it was 4 years ago it rlly doesn't feel like that long ago
the amount of Canadian politeness during his call is just beautiful
That’s appropriation my bff is Canadian and she condescending as shit
Sometimes I feel like a polite canadian stuck in a rude american body.
the fact that i didn’t even notice until i read this comment bc it’s just a normal thing here is so funny to me 🤣🤣
ikr like he's so nice 😭
I dont think its because hes canadian but because hes just a nice dude
Okay but jacob is SUCH a great friend. He was like "this is nasty but im not gonna ruin his clip, play off the pain" what a lad
we stan jacob
who is your pfp, they look like three different characters i know
@@lolar108 it's me
@@blearyeyedchangeling OHHHHHH
@@blearyeyedchangeling is your cover pic hong kong? 0:
is everyone just glossing over fact he said he was banned from spencer’s bc he was caught shoplifting,,, i found it hilarious that he casually said that HAHAHAHA
kannt_ he has a video with I think Pretty Much It about it 😊
@@nevebee2389 ohh which one is it? :0
it's a kurtis thing
time stamp?
Helena 16:01
Jacob laughing his ass off when kurtis says “it’s club soda and soy sauce” made my day
Shaq was so sad saying “so jelly” that it made *ME* sad
Poor guy
he was not jelly
It made my heart hurt badly
that must been a huge chunk of money he's paid though. 💀
I felt so uncomfortable 😂
You literally have the nicest friend in the world.
You pranked him...
And he THANKED you. Wtf.
answer: Canadians
Big John Mulaney energy
"Thanks for gettin' me buddy!"
He's so cute
Lol I know right. Canadians rock.
They're literally the tiktok version of troom troom. They even talk like it
Ash Lee and as troom troom have Danny, these girls have Kurtis
@@gwenythice7230 do the have a Cristine
I knew I couldnt have been the only person thinking it
So beefy!
juicy squirt
Ok but can we talk about how dedicated a friend Jacob is, even after drinking the good awful concoction Kurtis whipped up, he still remained in character so he wouldn’t ruin the shot. And even after he found out he got pranked, he laughed about it and then said goodbye to Kurtis politely. My friend would’ve had my head on a stick and drank the bl00d from the stump of my neck if I had made them drink something like that
Kurtis has delivered the official public service announcement and we should all respect it
i see your comments literally everywhere lol
Well as he is the mayor, we must *obey* it
I was 1,000 like and i'm proud
yellow aesthetic same it's so weird lol
imagine being a starbucks worker that’s dealed with really rude people for hours and just wants to get through the day, and then two girls walk in with a camera screaming *”cAN I PLEASE GET A HOLIDAY BAGGED AIR?!?”*
At least it would lighten the mood
kurtis noticed in his og video that it seemed like they had prerecorded their voices/did a voiceover and lip synced to their own voices. it was weird and didn’t seem real
tabbie cat yeah, i was joking about how wack it would be if it was real and you had to witness it.
natasha. ah understood. i think of i saw that in person *i* would have to apologize to the barista just bc i was in the vicinity
*hey barISTAAAAA*
This is the least aggressive internet beef I’ve ever seen, and I love it.
so beefy
So beefy 😲
so beefy 😩
so beefy
so beefy 😳
12:30 him saying "OPEN" goes so well with the music
“Just a phone call” Kurtis trust me there is nothing simple about making a phone call. YOU KILLED IT THAT IMPRESSED ME
he did a great job
hw did great. he is a good boy
i'm still very confused what happened tho?? anyone wanna give a short summary??
@@ley8443 what. nothing big happened. Kurtis said he was going to make "just a phone call". and making phone calls it's hard. it's scary. its a literal nightmare.
and kurtis did it so good 🥰. as op said, he "killed it".
holy crap I hate phone calls, not as much as video calls (it can jump of a microwave)
he kinda had a "kombucha girl" moment with the mac and ramen
Elllieanie
ya like komBUCHA?
Kurtis LOOVES KOMBUCHA
It’d be ramen and cheese because Mac is macaroni
@Finn Cullin onion-san
@Finn Cullin omg I hate that I know where that's from
hi hungry I'm rat ikr
Kurtis on the verge of tears while calling her was the most relatable thing I've ever seen
It's so strange hearing him say "balls" without the sound effect
he radiates the mildest chaotic energy I love that so much
sofia novak me too :)
Literally describes it perfectly lol
sofia novak 🅱️ruh
Mild chaos, I have never heard a better description of Kurtis
Dislike
He's gonna lose his shit when he realises that "Cotton Candy Pink" is a colour.
I that said shirt at first lol
Who’s gonna break the fucking news to’em
Who gon tell him
@UCxGK08AlZcJhTVUXyb64MgA Man, you're so right. Thank you.
Thanks for telling me that
I also found real cotton candy ramen tho
that phonecall was so wholesome it was hard to tell it was only 50% Canadian
Until she moaned
50% canadian 50% midwestern
The little sound she made though, what does it mean
10:26
kitt She was probably just touched that he was being so nice. Most people are dicks to customer service
kurtis and jacobs friendship is just too wholesome like he was so proud he got a brand deal with coca-cola and drank the soy sauce with a smile to not ruin his video and his reaction when he found out it was a prank was the greatest i love them
Jacob is what I imagine the entire country of Canada is like
nah honestly he's nicer and far more attractive than 99% of us
Yeah no that’s about right tbh ☺️ 🇨🇦
tbh not wrong 😌🇨🇦
ya i mean he is like 7 of my uncles so ya
Depends on where in Canada you are really 🤷♀️
The “Juicy Squirt!!” Tik Tok activated my fight or flight response
Those words in the kid voice and filter made me want to crawl out of my skin and die
Yes
It’s actually the “fight, flight, or freeze” response. Shaq seemed to have the latter.
Just Another Happy Humanist Shaq, blink twice if you’re being held hostage
zerocharisma15 the juicy what now
“How bad is your anxiety?” one may ask. Well I had to pause the video because I felt nervous when he called Starbucks.
Lmao I feel that. I was like oh no, not a phone call 😂
Yeah I skipped a couple minutes, so bad with that sort of thing
SAME
oh my gosh, I thought I was the only one who had to do this whenever something stressful happened in a video XD
HAHAHA! I could feel the tension in my chest, dude!!
finding a youtuber talk ab covid after is such a fucking rare gem. like what do you MEAN it was four years ago
ya its crazy, i hardly think about covid anymore
I would pay LITERALLY ANYTHING to have the words "juicy squirt" in baby talk deleted from my memory.
I’m glad I wasn’t paying attention during that part
@Snowpaw Shaw so beefy
time stamp?
@@zoedupree7720 2:42
Thank you for the warning.. I muted it :)
The cotton candy ramen look like the rugs in your therapist office
How do you know about the ramen rug
@@stargirl_babydoll shhhhh
@@akistoybox7138 oh sorry. We will keep it between us ok .
I wouldnt know I cant afford therapy aha
Fuck
Akis bookis, your profile picture is a total masterpiece...
I want to see more of Kurtis doing "pranks" that are just him being nervous then everyone being sweet because he's trying his best
Canadian prank
yes.
@@leaha7122 69th like. you're welcome!
@@mysticalcomic LOL
kurtis is trying his best
Wild to see the beginning of the pandemic 4 years later
haha real
I worked as a customer service rep- and folks that take the calls literally wait for a funny useless call to come in bc 95% of calls are just being screamed at over things that are 100% out of their control. Probably made that lady's day
She was trying so hard not to laugh. Great vid
Drem Ora as the operator at Target I had a slight flashback and you can tell by the tone of the barista’s voice that she was bracing for the yell. I even was bracing for it. But she sounded so relieved when he responded calmly. He honestly made my day how he responded to her
Oh.. I had a drunk lady on call for 2 hours. She wanted a anti virus service provided by my mobile carrier. She had a Huawei phone and my company explicitly stated that they gave that service only to samsung, apple, nokia and sony phones. Oh god she wouldn't cut the call and I had to keep explaining. Then she verbally abused me, started crying, literally. Her husband had left her and her boss fired her because she couldn't concentrate. Then her phone was corrupted. It was rough.
I wish I experienced one of those moments. It's hard if you're on a financial department, you won't hear anyone talk, they'd be shouting 24/7, or 10-12/5
Jacob's smile getting wider as he realises hes actually been pranked is just too fuckin wholesome.
Idk why this was so funny to me, but I read it like “it’s so FUCKING WHOLESOME”
@@rikkuchan121 I read it In the most rude and loud tone in my head lmfaoo
@@whoa342 ITS SO FÜCKING WHOLESOME FOR FÜCKING SAKE.... GOD DAMNNN... ITS SO WHOLE SOME NOT GONNA LIE.
@@ΗαηηατΗεβαηαηαβαηαηα **ELECTRIC GUITAR**
Pls timestamp
He really called corporate instead of ruining some baristas day. We stan a mayor who supports the working class and eats the rich.
Me and my homies STAN Kurtis
EAT THE RICH.
That was clearly a call centre worker but it's the thought that counts Kurtis we still love you
Canadian 🤣
Yeah but apparently he shoplifted when he was 15 so idk
Oh my god, that sweet lady! She was so pleased by how polite you were, good on you for being such a good role model!
“aDd TWo drOPs oF youR COttoN CandY FLavoUR”
*proceeds to pour half the bottle in*
Elisabeth MacCurdy glug glug glug
@@acek2016 [falls down the stairs]
*falls down stairs*
The little squeech the corporate starbucks lady did when you said you didn’t have anymore questions...I laughed hard and I can’t explain why
Vale ntina I almost cried
Vale ntina Same
Squeech-
I'm so confused, why the hell did she do that?? Did she laugh? Have a 2 second stroke?
YES!! I'M WHEEZING OMG
I love how you didn't acknowledge Shaq's legendary NBA career, but the fact that he was in Good Burger.
Ah yes Good Burger the movie about eldritch beings
Being in good burger got him in the NBA
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Y’know you could’ve just complimented that as the joke, instead of framing it as if it was your own discovery. I’m sorry about being so mean, I’m really passionate about Good Burger
Marian Mationg my uncle went to school with shaq and him and my uncle found out they got onto the same team, but no one believes me :,)
THE MOMENT HE SAID "animal crossing is coming out soon" IT HIT ME JUST HOW LONG AGO THIS IS
"The "KC" in Casey Neistat stands for Kurtis Conner"
-Kurtis Conner, 2020
I was today years old when I found out my name is really Kurtis Conner
@@kacey3522 Kurtis Conner Lisberg
Seeing how thrown off kurtis was by how genuinely nice that woman was added 10 years to my life. I hope shes doing so well.
Yep
I totally feel you on the anxiety with even simple phone calls lol.
Me too!!!
Me too. He was me every step of the way even when the person is incredibly sweet like that lady. I have total anxiety around random phone calls.
exactly bro
I really don't understand how can you have anxiety about this type of things and make youtube
@@veritybella i had anxiety and im glad i don't have anymore, not that much at least, but i guess you are right plus if something goes wrong he knows it can be cut or edited
Omg the wholesome way Jacob tried his hardest not to wreck the promo by still smiling!
with kurtis being a barista at starbucks i have decided he's either discount harry styles or y/n herself, there is no in between
Best comment ever
@@nathilism its commonly understood now to mean your name. you understand how language works and develops right
I laughed out loud
how do i retweet a youtube comment
Harry Styles: "I used to be a baker"
Kurtis Conner: "I used to be a barista"
sometimes when i need serotonin, i come back to this video to hear the Starbucks lady make that weird ass noise on the phone
AhHh
you mean dopamine. when will believe realize serotonin is just the hormone that regulates your emotions
@@3starsburningbright and you think our emotions couldn't use a little extra regulation?
@@marsisgay936 maybe they could, but the people who make these comments mean the video makes them happy, which serotonin isn't the right word to use because it doesn't have the same effect as dopamine.
@@3starsburningbright bro it's just a comment who cares if it's scientifically correct or not lmao
Shalyssa from Starbucks corporate is a delight
I love when she said the word "bag". It was precious.
She made my day, and I only heard her voice for a few seconds.
‘Bag dare’. Me: I AM NOW ADOPTING THIS SWEET WOMAN!
Whenever no one is uploading i just go back through danny, drew and kurtis's channels and just watch all they're old videos i dont remember as well. Its always very comforting bc they havent changed at all in a good way. Love you kurtis
lmao same
Mayor of Kurtis Town,
We respect your decision to postpone your event and appreciate your Public Service Announcement
We wish you well
Love, all citizens of KurtisTown 😔✊
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The indent at the beginning really sells it
booty_ hunter420 my 3rd grade teacher taught me well what can I say
😔👊👊
I'm really glad he is, I stan
Jacobs reaction was priceless
“Jacob just got pranked!!”
“Yeah I- wait what?”
Cody ko: chugs every drink he has in a video
Kurtis: takes one sip of coca cola and dies
w e a k l i n g
That carbon be killing you tho
I have that same exact mini-blowtorch, we're like torch-bros now!
I use mine to smoke crack tho.
Trav Dawg i use mine to give my poop the extra crisp
@@iterchete8930 gross, but healthier than what I do w/it!
Watching the intro 4 years later just gave me such whiplash lmao
"don't touch your face"
Me: *already touching face, awkwardly puts my hand down*
You: makes this comment
Me: touching my face while reading it
welp
Sage Foster goddammit.... same 🤦♀️
I always touch my face without realising its really annoying but I have nothing to do with my hands
Same lol
Chhavi Arora i was gonna comment that...but i was 50 minutes late
“You can’t even see it on camera. Trust me, look at the little black parts, do you see it?”
*Hype House trying to incorporate diversity*
cha cha real smooth best commentary
HAHAHAHA
😂😂
not related but ur pfp makes me mad
That made me laugh harder than it should’ve
kurtis: i used to be a barista
also kurtis: *shows a picture of harry styles dressed as a starbucks employee*
Baby Kurtis
6:55 “mAkIn iT sTiNkY”
THE GOAT MOVIE LIVES ON
Jacob tried to do the brand deal bit even after drinking literal sparkling soy sauce. What a good friend.