I Became A Country Boy
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- Опубликовано: 27 май 2024
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I've been goofin' on country boys for years now, and I think it's time to put my money where my mouth is, and see if I have what it takes to become a true country boy...enjoy!
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Makes a whole skit about getting into the passenger side and doesn’t realize that the front camera is inverted on tiktok
I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT it makes it even funnier tho
Bruuuuuuuuh
Is there a way to tell if he was really using the front camera?
LMAO I WAS GONNA COMMENT THIS
@@gabb5 the camera is very still and old mate was clearly watching himself so I can only assume
*puts on cowboy hat and camo* "I look racist"
-Kurtis Conner
He spittin facts tho
He knows what's up
@UCuTsOpFVtTF0zgRsN4Ikv1w why are u mad lol he’s right
@@chunkyunicorn3996
Clearly the person your responded to deleted their comment. I hate when that happens. What did they say???
@@stacie7766 probably like: camo and hats dont make you racist 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡
Kurtis, you're not sticking out by being a city boy, you're sticking out because you're the only person in Bass Pro Shops wearing a face mask
I was thinking the same thing lol
hahaha truuuue
LMFAOOOOOOO
its so sad that I didnt even notice he was wearing one 😭my brain just put his face back to normal because masks are so normal now
A
“how are we supposed to start a family…. if we ain’t family?! 😡😡” is still the FUNNIEST
and the lips saying "FUCK YOU" 💀💀
I can't believe he just brushed over buying that cowboy table so casually.
Cowboys>>>>>country boys
Fr💀 when he showed the picture I was positively flabbergasted
I'm so mad i can't have that table myself
This is me when kurtis missed the perfect opportunity to say “the stables have turned” 😐
YOU GENIUS
We need Curtis to see this
@@Can0pener “curtis”
NO FUCKING WAYYYYY 26:33 i listened to that a year ago, because my friend send it to me on Spotify. I was CONVINCED that was a true country music. I’m from Poland so I had no idea what country music is, so that’s all I knew
I love that SO MUCH
To be fair it’s not that far off of real country music
Yeah this is basically what country music is. This is as deep as it gets.
that is honestly iconic and you’re not far off from actual country music 😂😂😂
Country music used to be amazing. Johnny Cash, Gordon Lightfoot, and Willie Nelson are all amazing songwriters. Unfortunately this is pretty much what country music is today, except more racist
blood related is unironically a certified bop🤠
I know it's a parody, but it legit slaps :D honestly, I find myself wondering if Kurtis should straight-up go into a secondary career as the next Weird Al Yankovic
I thought that said "bloody related" 💀💀💀
“How are supposed to start a family if we ain’t family” 😭😹
best line I've ever heard
@@olivedraws9594 other than the grammar
I am SHOOK 😭
Okay but can he put the song on Spotify 😭
@@sifandeze531 it’s on there now 😭
“he looks like if papa john wasn’t bit by the radioactive pizza”
apparently i am unfamiliar with papa john’s origin story
dude lowkey looked like ben affleck. idk
666'th like lol
That was high key the funniest part of the video lmao
Fun fact: I’m from Europe and was on a trip around the United States and our guide INSISTED we had to go to the Bass Bro Shop, so thanks to her that store was one of my first introductions to America
To be fair it makes a pretty good summary of what the average “country” person is like
Yeah...that tracks lmao
As a Brit I'm horrified
@@Random-sk6hmas an american im also horrified
I’m from Europe, my ex lived in Texas. I remember him taking me to a Cabella’s and me almost having a panic attack at the overstimulation of taxidermy mountain, wall of guns including desk mounted Gatling gun and clothes mannequins around the store wielding axes and sledge hammers as weapons
Country people are so interesting to me. I'm Filipino-Chinese and would go back and forth between the Philippines and China growing up. Our version of "country" people are basically just people who live outside urbanized cities. They live in [rural] provinces, grow up in farms, embrace a simpler way of living, are more traditional, and yes of course many of them marry their cousins and second cousins because of how small their population density is...
But most of the "country people" where I'm from are also from lower income groups and are often deprived of basic government services, access to quality education, etc. Being "country" isn't a flex where I'm from. Most of them want to move to the city because life is just much better here. City people often pity "country" people here lol. It's crazy that American country people are so different. It's like a completely different universe. First time for me to hear about somebody who's actually proud of growing up in a farm.
In industrialized countries farming becomes an industry, too. Most things are done by machines and the farmers who have really big farms become rich business people. All the small farms either get closed/sold or they survive by offering something special like organic produce or "vacation on a farm". Rural people being less educated and more conservative seems to be a universal theme though...
So your version of country people is people that live in the country?
It’s actually kind of like that (or was like that at one point) here in the US. It just depends on the location
Country people are still often looked down on where I live in the US. I live in a rural area in Minnesota and the towns are really small here. But the townspeople still make fun of the country kids because small farmers are really poor.😮 So the country kids still get made fun of for being poor by the kids in town. It just depends on where you live I think. I lived on a small farm and did really stupid things as a kid. I shouldn't have survived to adulthood. But the bragging rights are phenomenal!
That's actually not too far off from country people in america, moderns times have just changed things quite a bit as well as the popularization of country music has created abunch of people who enjoy the aesthetic and culture of it without actually being considered country. I think quite a bit of the US is more rural anyway so the heavy culture its created makes sense.
Kurtis’ leg the day after filming the cowboy tiktok with the two beers: 🔵🟣⚫️🔵🟣⚫️🔵🟣⚫️🔵🟣⚫️🔵🟣⚫️
LMAOOOOO
i think he was supposed to lift his leg💀
love how my phone doesnt regognize the emojis
@@maya_yaser yeah i am
@@stephenquartz me neither... and i got iPhone... but what are the emojis tho? I just see blue and black dots and a question mark
"Dude, I like, look racist"
-Kurtis Conner 2020
Literally howling at that part 😭
@@febriani0739 same hahaaaaa
i laughed so hard at that
@Sekai Wrld Yeah. That Donald Trump sure is racist. Joe Biden is SOOOO much better. I’m just gonna leave this here: ruclips.net/video/DZfzJATDmXs/видео.html
@@ErinLastNameRedacted both of them suck but biden is a better candidate cause people have their literal rights in trouble rn
How did I never notice Kurtis puts something on his chest for the "Don't touch my truck" skit holy shit
PLSSS
DUDE I THINK IT WAS HIS ARMS CAUSE THE SLEVES WERE JUST HANGING
The absolute shock and trauma Kurtis went through after leaving that country shop is the funniest part of this video
he got in the passengers seat because he lets jesus take the wheel obviously
Omg I almost spat my tea
👏👏This needs more likes
I chocked on my cereal
Bruh an ACTUALLY underrated comment
YES.
damn i’m really gonna miss kurtis’s hexagon doorknobs
I literally didn't notice that
@@joshroehl6098 kinda trash ngl
i wish they would go on ebay i would bid yeeyee
@@VegaChastain same
someone needs to make a petition, so he will be forced to take the hexagon doorknobs 💪
My best friend is a country girl and that song talking about "the daggum heat" is one of her favorites 💀 and she skins and hunts deer and wear camo all the time and all that, and for Christmas she got a FREAKING GUTTING KIT. AND LIKED IT. She's a great person but kind of a psychopath 😭 If you couldn't tell we're opposites, I've been considering being vegan
Also can confirm that bass pro shops are terrifying, Kurtis is so brave
i know this comment is from forever ago but i just wanted to let you know that song (farmers daughter) is one of my favourites too its so good for real honestly
I keep coming back to this video because of his reaction to the beer opening. He looked panicked and horrified one second and the next he looks so accomplished and proud.
“What’s your favorite song.”
“We’re not blood related.”
“Pardon?”
We’re not blood related!”
HAHAHHAHA
@Liam Rarey I think you mean P'rd'n
@@maximummax7232 *p'*
I read this before getting to the song part lol I was so confusing
@@anerroroccurredpleasetryag9204 ‘
“holy shit I look racist” this is my favorite video you’ve done. just full of GOLD lines
TRUE
"I forgot about dip😑😩" 👌🤣
I cracked up so much loll
I'm sorry I don't understand that, is that line supposed to be sarcastic?
I hated that line
"What if country boys actually talked like that?" As a native Southerner, I can honestly say that I know at least three people in my friend group that do.
I’m from Oklahoma and met the country boy with the rainbow truck!!!! He was at OKC PRIDE in 2019. He was sweet and took pictures with everybody who asked for one!
Refreshing to meet him but most Oklahomans are still bigots :) which is why I left! LOL
I love how he gave us a bisexual country anthem
if only tiger king were here to hear it
YES LITERALLY A BI ANTHEM
Poly bi amthem!!!
YES my life is complete
yESSS
"how are we supposed to start a family, if we aint family" *bars*
As Cody and Noel said “BARS!!!!”
Quote of the year
kuroo 100% listens to country music
*HOL UP*
@@naazriin you good ??
I’m Texan and this shit hits me right in the giggle-dick 😂😂 love it! You are and honorary country boy❤🎉
I’m sorry the what
Sorry, can you run that by me one more time?
Is that another country slang that I don't know
i’ve lived in texas my entire life i have never heard that term before
I know, right? Not sure how Kurtis would react to the open floor racks of rifles in a Cabelas
Blood Related is genuinely A Certified Banger. It’s all the good parts of country music without the sexism/objectification that makes me hate mainstream country music
When he said “how will we start a family if we’re not family” :,(
felt that D':
It do be like that
deep 😔
😂😂
Yee yee 😔
"we're not blood related" had me laughing so hard my wife-sister came in to ask what was wrong
why does this not have more likes i’m crying
Damn 😔
My husband-uncle found it really funny too! It is kinda sad he fell in love with someone outside the family tree though. How is he going to keep those good genes in the family now?
Oh Alabamians. I’m from Alabama too but don’t do fucked up shit lmao
hol up-
Jacob's awkward mustache just completes that entire music video. 💗 Country folk absolutely get a bad rap, a lot of it deserved (hi, Appalachian born and raised in the Deep South 👋) but a lot of it is definitely not deserved. There are a LOT of wonderful country folk.
“(A list of what country boys like) and bud light”
Oh how that aged so terribly.
Idk, Kid Rock is still drinking them despite all his cringe (about a SINGLE can).
can i just say that "like a worm on my daddy's fish boat, you've got me hooked and my breath is bated/baited" is unironically country song BARS
fart 💀
fart 💀
yeah!!
fart 💀
squeet 💀
“Dude I look racist” I’ve never heard something more accurate
please i almost snorted my water out my nose it was Too accurate
I choked
I think that's a unjust stereotype 😡😡😡
@@niks9652 are you joking?
@@georgie488 not at all, how would you like it if I ridicule your culture?
As a City girl who moved to the Countryside, it's like hell.
Maybe it's the place we moved to, but everyone here is insensitive, homophobic, and fake.
At first, they were sticking to me like leeches, but then i ran out of stuff to show and give them, they left and started to completely ignore the shit out of me.
I've never felt so alone until now.
(And yes almost everyone here are related 💀💀)
(I'm also related to them, basically my distant cousins.)
huh 😟
im sry that your experience is like that just pls know that not every place is coming from a country girl
the amount of effort that went into this single video 🤯 absolutely insane, kurtis you are a KING
it's all fun and games until you realize Kurtis actually has the vocal range to be in Wallows
ok is he or is he not
Lol no he is not in that band
LISTEN TO HEY LOVER IT SOUNDS EXACTLY LIKE HIM
It's so funny when people do satire country music because it barely sounds satirical, if at all.
And I mean that in a genuine, non-exaggerating way.
I actually went through a stage where I considered country music might be a huge satire joke that all americans & canadians participate in (sorta like Australians and drop bears that actually exist but they like to satirically joke that they don't exist 'cause they "do" hint hint😉😉😉😉 just kidding).
😂😂😂
Kurtis: "why did he get in the passenger side?".
Obviously to just sit in his truck and think about crazy shit.
Missed opportunity by Kurt
i am eerily enraged that kurtis isn't addressing the absolute TONKA TRUCK these country boys are carrying GYAAATTTT
7:22 kurtis the guy used the front camera so it flipped the image
Ty I thought nobody noticed
“just smoke cigarettes” -Kurtis Conner, 2020
^^ Thanks for the great advice, Kurtis!
pin the comment kurtis, ya coward
I anne vee you
Great advice KurtBoy
I’m gonna go out and buy a pack right now!
hes taking about the country boys huge baloobies but did he not notice his absolute CAKE????
I was waiting for him to notice. Like my mans got some CAKE.
Got some fat juicy cup cakes
definitely more than one dumptruck in that video....
bruh he had a literal dumpy
baloobies
22:50 I come from a pretty country family, and I swear THE AMOUNT OF TIMES IVE HEARD THAT SONG OMG. That stuff just passes as normal music here lol
6:00 3 years later and that "Arby's. Get Fucked." line still gets me
Male country singers: "I love beer and my dog and my truck"
Female country singers: "I think I'm gonna kill my husband..."
Kurtis: "I love you but now I love your brother..."
LOL
Arent female country singers more like: You are like a heart atack~~
Kurtis is a gender now
@@sb5prettycuteness566 kurtis is now my gender identity my pronouns are yee and haw
ah yes, the three genders
“a country boy would’ve just called his golden retriever to lick up the beer” that is so accurate that’s something my grandpa would do
Dogs are man's best friend and nature's vacuum cleaners
My dad does that with our dogs.. lol.
Y'all give your dogs drugs 💀💀
Your grandpa is a golden retriever?
Geez i do that w my german shepherd 😂 he loves beer
I'm watching this as a semi-country, Tennesseean man, that dips, drives an old beat-up truck and grew up in the middle of the woods. I find this whole video hilarious! All of the stuff he talks about is so common in the town I grew up in😅😂
"you got me hooked and my breath is bated" is too good of a line to be in this satirical ass song
alternate video title: kurtis finally embracing his true self
For that i think he would become and e boy or a soft boy
@@cherryburrito5079 he's his own aesthetic
@@cherryburrito5079 Sorry but the haircut and nose ring is giving me very indie boy😌🤚🏾
Alternative alternative video title: kurtis conner’s final form
I agree ✨Korra✨😌
Kurtis: imma be a country boy
Kurtis: *tucks his jeans into his boots*
AAA when he did that I died, you can take the boy outta the city but you can't take the city out of the boy
He never tucked in his shirts either!
@@noelthenightowl7589 i was shouting at the screen cause it looked so wrong, mans got a lotta work to do
I THOUGHT THE SAME THING. You can always tell someone is from the city when they tuck their jeans into their boots.
Lol I laughed so hard when he did that
OMG CLASSY DISNEY TABLE AT 15:20
LMAO
Growing up with country music, I recognized more of the country song lyrics than I’d like to (which, as of now, is 1 1/2)
Kurtis: *perfect southern accent*
Also Kurtis: "why does everyone think im American?!?"
I see a pattern here
I feel like our Canadian accents can be so lazy/chill sounding it's just really easy to make it Southern by slowing your voice down and slightly slurring your words lmao
oops i actually forgot he’s Canadian. my b
Most of the time I refer to Danny Drew and Kurtis as the "American lot" and then I feel guilty when I remember that Kurtis is Canadian 🤧😌
@@choerryerim North American?
Danny: creates Tik Tok song
Kurtis: creates country song
Drew: *sweats nervously*
Wdym the tiktok song was his
drew wrote the tiktok song??idk what ur talking about bruv😤
@@rararasputinsassistant7682.
the joke is that they are same person
it is time 😌 avenger's assemble
Hey, you’re also a fan of Morgana?
Genuinely love ‘Not-blood related’. Easily the best country song and music video.
I've watched this video so many times 😂. I literally start cracking up now whenever I think "don't touch my truck".
Don't even get me started with "balance baby" 🤣🤣🤣.
“She’s the yee to my yee.”
That’s beautiful.
This is the only way anyone is allowed to proprose to me now
yee yee!
He's the yee to my haw
He has such a way with words 😭
If Kurtis ever forgets the “except for that one time” he’s gonna get cancelled again
He has forgotten it already 😩
You're right, but next time...... we're comin at him harder than we did that one time.
ayyy bdg pfp
@@jubbybubby it makes me happy that on almost every comment I make there is always at least one person who comments this
Unless he starts acknowledging that too in every single one of his videos
Kurtis, I know this was posted a long time ago, but I just needed to tell you that my best friend and I say that you look like a y'allternative boy. Thank you
I quote the "don't touch my truck" quote everyday. It became a very big part of my vocabulary and i make many people confused but i just can't help it
ah yes, the three genders, country girl, country boy, and country memes
My enby farm friend is indeed a verified living country meme
@@adrienneczerni6516 I stan
@@adrienneczerni6516 we stan.
Im not liking because 666 likes
yes i identify as a country meme
Came for the “Yee Yee” but stayed for “Blood Related”
yEe yEe
@@alternativesalterxx yEe yEe
yEe YeE
yeE yEe
yEe yEe
What you said about how a lot of country singers didn't actual ever work on a farm is so true! My parents farmed a lot while I was growing up, but I don't even consider myself a "country kid" because I never had to wake up early to milk a cow. Like the most I ever did was clean up after chickens and bury a dead baby chick when I was nine.
My husband and I could not stop laughing while having dinner! Youre hilarious
Other RUclipsrs: “Oh hey I moved”
Kurtis Conner: *emotionally prepares you for his impending move*
and we're here for it :')
So considerate of our mayor
So can considerate of our country mayor, eh?
@@heysaucemikehere1804 g gccfty f
👨👨👦👦☁️☁️@@annakurtz4991
dude between this and indoor boyfriend Kurtis is proving that he actually deserves to be in wallows
Isn’t he in wallows already?
@@squarecat2589 he’s already the lead singer though
PLSSS
i genuinely want them to collab. like wtf thatd be amazing lmfaooo
Wow, Kurtis is a man of many talents; a stand-up comic, a RUclipsr, a news anchor, AND the entire Government system!
Such a beautiful song. Still brings tears to my eyes to this very day ❤
danny: makes most tiktok song
kurtis: makes most country song
both: no attempt to hide their identity
drew, where are you???
@@anna_banana414 He made the most tiktok song, like the person above said
@@sadly.realtime oh, right, I’m sorry for the mistake 😔
drew: makes most kids bop song
I cannot believe Kurtis made a bisexual cowboy anthem
@UCTcWfNptoHFonweXRtUjhYw i'm pretty sure he's said before that he's straight
@@elliot4508 ya but in the song he wants to be with both the brother and sister, that’s what they were referring to haha
kurtis might be straight but that song sure daggum ain't
He may be straight but us bisexuals have sure claimed him
@@s.salem6.6 oh ok
Kurtis’ little laugh when making that one tiktok was nice to hear omg it was just so happy!! Always a joy to see one of my fav youtubers having fun while making content.
I was very much not expecting that ending song but I am living for it.
"I married your brother so we could be blood-related"
Uhh country Kurtis I don't think you understand how DNA works
My exact thoughts💀💀
Of course not he’s a country boy
He’s a FAKE 😱
It’s that country education 😔
That's Kountry Kurtis to you
Bisexual Cowboy Finds Love: The Song
Also: incest? But not
You mean Ram Ranch?
@@kerpheflcentmeter6882 momento mori
@@mahekk1556 Unus Annus
@@ScriabinOTBeach that’s funny
I showed my bf your videos and it got a genuine laugh outta him. I don’t know if I’m more proud of you or me
Does he not normally genuinely laugh? I could never date a man who wasn’t giggly 😂
Genuinely one of the best, most relatable song I've ever heard. Sitting here with my cousin in my truck listening to this. True love comes from the strangest of places.
“You’re the yee to my yee” best song lyrics EVER no cap
Yes
B A R S
yEe yEe
no cap. just a cowboy hat. YEE YEE
Of course it's no cap, it's cowboy hat
the look of fear in kurtis’ eyes inside of that bass pro shop was entirely genuine.
his pupils were so dilated
I don’t blame him I have one in my town and I see people go in but I never see them come back out
especially at 12:41
LMFAOOOOO
Imagine being so soft that you fear a Bass Pro.
5:01 that’s just Tuesday afternoon
"I will continue to dress like the Mad Hatter.... HEHEHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH"
"I look racist" is the most iconic line from this video
I actually hated that but 🤷🏽♀️
kokolatte825 ok
“dude i like look racist” j so good
@@kokolatte825 we dont care 😁👍
@@kokolatte825 ok yeehaw boy
Danny: I became a viral Tik Tok song
Kurtis: I became myself... but MORE
Wait Danny is a song!???!?!?!!!!?!???!?!?!?
@@hey_this_is_a_handle It's Danny's latest video
@@hey_this_is_a_handle Check Danny Gozanlez latest video....
@@natasha5553 I know. I was JOKING
more racist, amirite? *cries in american*
Not the pants in the boots 😭
“Maybe I gotta do it hard eh?” The most Canadian thing I’ve heard kurtis say
He didn't tuck his button up shirt into his pants with a giant belt buckle.... fake country boy
Yes Kurtis, there are British country boys.
They're called Aussies
Underrated
Or West country farmers
As an Aussie "hey!"
tbh kurtis' attempt at a british country boy's accent sounded a lot like brummie to me :3
I was just going to comment that lol
I recently watched one of your videos where you mentioned that you were once charting with a country song - i love that i now know where it came from
I absolutely love the song at the end 10/10 would listen to on repeat
( 26:30 - 29:55 )
I’m glad that “except for that one time” is a staple of the intro now
except that one time he forgot to say that as well 👀
why does this bot post random emojis under every top comment
edit: the bot is gone, which is mega cool
i fr feel cheated when he doesnt say it
@@omnical6135 it is trying to prey on the hornies
Yeah he definitely forgot to say "except that one time" that one time
I never realized his doorknobs were hexegonal.
Same but now I will never stop thinking about it
Ahh shit
That will live in my head forever
@@kathrynelaine738 absolutely rent free up there
Same. And now I can’t stop staring at them.
I've listened to "Blood related" for years before even knowing Kurtis, I just discovered this video. Full circle moment
One of your best videos man. 🔥🔥
This is Kurtis at his best. Jokes scripted and unscripted, lil tangents, a SONG!! So good
yep and that only means one thing... all down hill from here 😌
Ya that guy can really skin a buck
@@mancalacat6333 you read the description, didn't you?
Agreed 👍😂😂
Idk why but this reads like a really impressed teacher lmao
"country folk" "y'all"
🤝
being country yet gender-inclusive
fr
Too true
We finessed the system
@@livvyyyyyyyyyyy ADORAA
Honestly southern language and culture had so much potential to be LGBTQ heaven. Flannels? Gender-neutral labels? Big beautiful belt buckles? Cargo shorts/pants? Caps? Mullets? It's so sad that it's mostly associated with bigots :(
this JUST might be the front bottoms🔥🔥🗣️‼️
As a country girl that loves Bass Pro, I can understand why some dislike it. The song was also pretty entertaining. You had a pretty good attempt to become country.
this song is accidentally a bisexual country hit
LMFAO I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING
Nothing accidental about it..
just radiating bi energy
right 😭
yeah like sweater weather who?
That song is a genuine BANGER I've listened to it so much I have lyrics memorized I love that song so freaking much
Just downloaded Blood Related on Apple Music, your songs are hilarious
I love how Kurtis never ceases to not make the joke about camouflage being invisible. It's so old, but he keeps it alive
It's on life support, but he still keeps it going. lol
when customers in all camo approach me at work i say “oh sorry, i couldn’t see you there” before i answer. it’s been years since anyone has even appeared to know what i’m talking about let alone find it funny lmao
I watch his videos so much that I also now use the camo joke daily
@@AccordingToWillow I would laugh if I heard you saying that to somebody, so you ain't alone
I was with my siblings last week, when we saw a guy with a camouflage hat, and I made a joke about how we can't see half of his head. I was ignored🥲