goat saying "sometimes even the worst hell is here on earth" has the same energy as steve buscemi saying "do you think god stays in heaven because he, too, lives in fear of what he's created?"
It's kinda mindblowing, as a czech person, seeing a foreigner analyze this movie, because I never even noticed the numerous puns and cultural references, until I heardthe translated version. Par example, the word "kozy" aka "goats" are also a slang for boobs, so boobs are literally in the title. The three guys are the main characters of a popular fairytale "Velký, Široký a Bystrozraký" and the movie kind of pokes fun at them, the "northern popsticle" is a reference to the popsticle Polárka, which is also the word we use for the northern star Polaris. And there's so much more hidden in there that gets lost in translation. I'm not saying this as a defence of the movie, it's not good by any means and I remember having nightmares bc of it as a kid, it's just a wild realisation that some of the things like czech fairytales which are normal to me could be overlooked by a foreigner because they didn't grow up in the same enviroment. Great video, laughed a lot!
I was actually wondering this, I speak multiple languages and whenever I have to translate something, trying to translate puns and slang is tricky because you have to make it make sense in the other language. It’s cool to know this!
i was wondering if it was based on the german fairytale 'Die sechs Diener', the Six Servants, but i guess there's a similar czech fairytale :> maybe the czech one is based on the german one? can't find much on that lol- but at least based on that i figured there would probably be more cultural references, so it's nice to have that context :>
I hate these types of companies that can't take criticism, will not improve, and will try to copywrite strike that one person who's criticism is different. This is stupid.
Klára Andoková I think that was mainly because it was the first computer animated movie from the Czech Republic, and it also underwent a pretty heavy marketing campaign. Although the studio lost $500,000 on it, so it must not have been that successful.
the worst part is that youtube just lets them do whatever they want, most of the time without actually reviewing it themselves. it makes creators look bad when they legitimately havent done anything illegal.
@@lisemagic208 that might be true but it won an award for animation also it has Jiri Labus in it and that is a win by itself and sequel got my teenage crush Lucie Vondrackova
When AAA studio wrote “if someone put someone in their mouth”, they just poorly translated a Czech saying which means “to talk shit about someone”. It is just a phrase we say. Those who are from Czech republic also think it’s a really weird movie. I love the content Kurtis. Have a nice day, stay safe.:)
Awww this is cute I love how when the original goat story video came out and all the Czech members or kurtis town were like I LOVE YOU KURTISSSSSSSS YES REP
Sentences I never thought I’d hear : “Lucifer is very particular about his cheese” “Are all stars popsicles?” “The evil cheese devil shows up and kidnaps Susie” “You can’t make cheese in jail.”
Okay, so I'll try to explain some things, since this movie doesn't make much sense for foreigners. The three weird ass men, "Dlouhý, široký a bystrozraký" come from a fairy tale where they help a guy save a princess by basically finding her by all those tactics they used in this movie. So here they're supposed to be older and kinda famous for their powers, that's why they have a contract for people wanting help from them. The North star is called "Polárka" in czech and that's a really popular ice cream here, hence the fuckin' popsicle in the sky. And that Lucifer's cheese obsession...basically in Czech folklore demons are dumb and ridiculous as fuck. You can make anything up and no one bats an eye. Those two devils are there for comedic relief. No other reason. Lucifer follows these laws etc., cause the hell works like some instituiton essentialy. Contracts solve everthing, you can bring someone back from hell, have your dreams come true with them and it's even a saying in our language "upsat se čertu", which means getting into some shit.
It also reminds me a little of the grimms tale "The six servants". There are six guys with special skills to help a guy to get to hell and one of them is tall, another one big and a third one blind.
Goat had to have at least one kid to even produce milk, and to keep good milk flowing you should breed them at least every 2 years. So Susie is 100% goats kid.
"Everything in american movies is solved with violence." Usually, that's to defeat villains that are also using violence. What do you expect? Trying to defeat some murderous monster with the power of friendship? Or by giving flowers to everyone?
@@Josue_S_6411 everybody knows every movie has violence 🙄 like in high school musical when sharpay brutally murdered gabriella for stealing her role. just good old classic american media
The studio saying nudity and big boobs are completely normal and should not be criticized, when they are *obviously* being portrayed in a super sexualized way in this movie is the icing on the cake for me
Someone commented this on the first Goat movie that Kurtis made But they said that nudity and sexual scenes were pretty normal in Czech Republic. Even in children’s movies.
This is making me think of the difference between like, Coraline, and these movies … in Coraline a childrens movie there is a character with very large breasts and it is kind of a joke but she’s not really sexualized, it’s just … funny? And in general there’s lots of really absurdly proportioned people. But there’s no overt sex/motorboat jokes.
I just realized that both Jemmy and Katie have blue eyes which is a trait that Johnny shares. Susie has green eyes though, a trait seemingly only shared by Goat.... No wonder Katie and Jemmy didn't seem too upset when they thought Susie was dead. Their embarrassing crime against nature was about to be at an end.
@@pillager6376 No, they're wrong. Green eyes is a recessive gene, so it could be their kid, not Goat's. I don't know why people don't pay attention in school, you literally learn this in biology.
@@DishonoredRat i think actually they need to be bred much more often since the kids grow up fast. So... I don't even want to know how many fucked up looking human-goat children they had off screen
It's one of those moments when a phrase or banter don't translate well to a different language. In czech "to put someone into their mouth - brát si někoho do huby" means to badmouth someone/provoke them to fight. The guys who is in charge of their YT channel is probably not really good in english, considering how the whole comment was constructed lol
I just wanted to mention that the three guys (Tall, Broad and Sharp-eyed) are a popular kids tale in Czech Republic. The most popular version is that they help save a princess with a poor guy. It’s really weird in my opinion as a Czech girl but it also was one of my favorite tales when I was a kid. So it’s not a joke that they are named after what they look (or maybe it is who knows it’s way too old to know) it’s just a kids tale
I think it’s also a grimms fairy tale i forget what it was called and I’m pretty sure there were more guys than those three I also think the characters were a bit different. Tall may have been the same, broad would become bigger when he drank water being able to drink entire lakes, Sharp eye was “sharp eyed” in a literal sense whatever he looked at would split in two so he wore a blindfold, and I think there was also a guy who was colder the hotter it was and hotter the colder it was (I think he could also freeze and burn things) thats all I remember though.
Meanwhile, Dingo Pictures, the company responsible for movies like Wabuu, The Lion and the King, Dinosaur Adventure, etc. discovered Phelous' reviews and commentary on their stuff, and sent him plushies of some of the characters lmao. Attitude is everything, and Dingo gets points from me for that.
Admittedly, I think that he might have gotten those things from the people who BOUGHT Dingo Pictures, and not the original owners/creators of the movies.
The fact that they commented on your first video so defensively and tried to copyright claim it means that...they actually stand behind Goat Story. They actually think its a good film. They are actually proud of it, and the work they put into it. That film was a sincere try on their part. I have no words for that.
i used to study at an animation/vfx school in prague and we had the actual creator of goat story come in one day to talk to us about animation (as if he has any say). i also almost got kicked out of the school during finals when i was asked to describe the movie and i said it was "decent but grotesque" and i guess one of the guys on the judging board was friends with the director, he was PISSED. i really dont get it.
"sometimes even the worst hell is here on earth" has the same energy as "do you think god stays in heaven because he too lives in fear of what he's created"
i have an oc with cataracts and "HAHAHH, HE CANT SEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE HAS CATARACTS 🥰" is how im going to make my other ocs interact with him 🥰
A Prague resident here: Most of the uncomfortable moments come from the movie being really out of context. I don't think this was ever supposed to leave the Czech language space. Just a quick summary: - Tall, Broad and Sharp-eyed are legendary Slavic fairy tale characters. One can stretch, one can drink entire oceans and one cannot see on close, but can actually see what's miles away. They're magic, that's their thing, kinda. - The North Star is the literal translation of 'Polarka', the most popular ice cream brand in Czech Republic and Slovakia since like the 1960s. That's the joke. It's just a pun. - From the first movie, Dr. Faust, in whose house Matthew was squatting, is a legendary German physician said to reside in Prague who allegedly sold his soul to the devil in exchange for knowledge. He is also one of the main characters of the Russian novel 'Master and Margaret', which I wholly recommend for everyone to read - All those fat and booby and disgusting characters from the first movie are mostly a nod towards the Dark Ages being really dumb and full of very specific social problems in Prague, which contributed to major European wars, such as the religious wars in Germany and the Thirty Years War in the entire world. - The comment from the animation studios - I'm quite confident at this point it's only the director himself who wrote that.
the director is just butthurt, is all ^^ (I also wonder HOW in the name of f*ck did Goat Story made it out of Czech Republic, when it's basically a glorified inside joke/pun)
Faust isn't a character in the master and the margarita. Faust is a character in Goethe's play "Faust", which inspired Bulgakov to write TMATM and is quoted on the first chapter.
this movie reminds me so much of an old story: "The Story of Harap-Alb". In that story, the main charachter meets a few guys: the tall man, who could strech a lot, the thirsty man, who could drink a lot of water, the hungry man, who was always hungry, and another guy who was blind but could also see at long distances. These two stories are so similar 😭😭
The popsicle makes sense only in Czech, because we have a very popular ice cream known as North Star (Polárka). Its just basic cheap vanilla ice cream, more water than cream, but its good nonetheless :D
fun fact in Czech the title is "kozí příběh se sýrem" which translates to goat story with cheese however kozy (goats) is also a slang word to say boobs therefore it could also be "boobie story with cheese"
The first movie even had a guy get his eyes ripped out and a girl got hung for something she didn't do. And they say AMERICANS have violent movies. Make it make sense💀
Not to mention, them saying they simply showed big breasts and some nudity makes it sound better than what actually happened- They literally showed two character having sex. In a kids film.
@@DeanDraxon8752 Right? You'd think if they'd go through the trouble of translating it to English they'd also go through the trouble of localizing it instead of just complaining that Americans have bad standards... because that's not how business works.
6:20 4 years later and only now am I really thinking of the logistics of Kurtis paying someone 50 bucks to sing that jingle. I’m wondering how the fiverr guy felt having to sing that line 😭☠️
The most jarring thing to be found in this video for me personally was the response you got from AAA. Up until this point, I couldn't register that the last movie was made by actual existing people. I just assumed that some Ultron-esque AI spent 30-45 minutes on the web and figured the best way to destroy humanity was to crush our souls with the first one.
The copyright stuff is so silly, because this is the best advertisement for the movies that I've ever seen. Do yourselves a favor, grab a couple six packs of beer and some friends and throw goat story on the tv, it's a wild time.
imagine being matthew, like you move to a new town to go to university, but everyone hates you for being poor so they make your plans stinky and then you make a deal with the devil, only to wind up playing mediocre music in a bar that’s frequented by an alcoholic goat and her orphaned children
also, one time the alcoholic goat comes into the bar asking how to reach the devil because supposedly he kidnapped people over cheese, and you (who actually made a deal with the devil) choose to ignore this only for the goat and the kids to go off with some other frequent patrons (who have mystical powers) who have no idea what they’re talking about
I live in the Czech Republic and work for TV and lemme tell you, the producers are really not scared of sexualisation at all. In most countries, the #me too movement made things better for women. In here, it made shit much worse.
Hey Kurtis, Czech person here, just letting you know that the three guys “tall, broad and sharp-eyed” are based on an old czech tale. I don’t remember it very well and I guess that if I read it today it wouldn’t make much sense either but yeah, the writers didn’t make that up
From what I've seen in both movies it seems like a lot of characters and motifs are based on some old tales and legends. I'm not Czech, but I'm from Poland so the cultures are pretty close and it all seems very familiar and... Slavic :D Even if I don't know these stories they all have some specific "vibe" that I still can recognize. (Like the fact the Devil pops up here and there all the time.)
12:15 “and since goat is a raging alcoholic the first place they go to is a bar to get more information on how to go to hell” that sentence was a fucking roller coaster💀
Actually, in medieval times, pubs in europe were like information hubs, bcs a lot of different people meet there. (You can see it also in Lord of the rings movies for example xD) So Its just not cuz he Is An alcoholic xD
@@ArinJager1 The producer isn't different from the writers, it had two writers and the producer doesn't look that bad man, don't judge appearances so harshly.
17:00 Hi, here's an explenation to that popsticle. In Czech northstar means polárka... And "polárka" is a Czech popsticle... And thats the joke everybody..
This movie is genuinely terrible but i really think kurtis should've make a background or cultural research first before giving any critical commentaries to movies packed with cultural elements he don't know..
@@milkeyway7105 I think he told in the last video or in the comments that it's really hard to find any information about czech culture in english. It's all in czech
"he can't see, he has c a t a r a c t s" has the same energy as "I can't sit anywhere, I have hemorrhoids"
Actually, Megan, I Can't sit anywhere, I have h e m o r r h o i d s
AcTuAlLy MeGhAn-
January 1, 2021, 1:35 PM: I have reached the funny number
My biggest pet peeve is when people dont quote vines right. Thank you for your service.
THATS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING HHEHEHAEEHEHUAEH
Actually *MEGAN* cant sit anywhere, I have hemroids
goat saying "sometimes even the worst hell is here on earth" has the same energy as steve buscemi saying "do you think god stays in heaven because he, too, lives in fear of what he's created?"
steve buscemi from spy kids. important distinction
I got you 1k likes
OH MY G O D
“Hell is empty and all the devils are here” - William Shakespeare
poetry at it's finest...great minds babeyyy (also side note we have the same last name tf)
i love how kurtis has to add "except that one time" because we're all such assholes we won't let him live it down
And we're fucking right
I’m waiting for him to slip so he has to say “except those two times”
Yep! Which video was it? I've been trying to remember but I can't
The first video I watched after I subscribed I was so excited for the extra greeting and it’s the one he forgot 😭
@@adinasuleyman5613 Thanks!!!
It's kinda mindblowing, as a czech person, seeing a foreigner analyze this movie, because I never even noticed the numerous puns and cultural references, until I heardthe translated version. Par example, the word "kozy" aka "goats" are also a slang for boobs, so boobs are literally in the title. The three guys are the main characters of a popular fairytale "Velký, Široký a Bystrozraký" and the movie kind of pokes fun at them, the "northern popsticle" is a reference to the popsticle Polárka, which is also the word we use for the northern star Polaris. And there's so much more hidden in there that gets lost in translation.
I'm not saying this as a defence of the movie, it's not good by any means and I remember having nightmares bc of it as a kid, it's just a wild realisation that some of the things like czech fairytales which are normal to me could be overlooked by a foreigner because they didn't grow up in the same enviroment.
Great video, laughed a lot!
I was actually wondering this, I speak multiple languages and whenever I have to translate something, trying to translate puns and slang is tricky because you have to make it make sense in the other language. It’s cool to know this!
Localization is such an insanely difficult task for a translator
Great insight man thank you! Puts a new perspective on things
😎😎😎
i was wondering if it was based on the german fairytale 'Die sechs Diener', the Six Servants, but i guess there's a similar czech fairytale :>
maybe the czech one is based on the german one? can't find much on that lol- but at least based on that i figured there would probably be more cultural references, so it's nice to have that context :>
Kurtis: Gets a copyright strike over a bad bad movie
Kurtis: Here is the sequel I hope the studio doesn't strike this :)
And thats why we love our mayor
Emerson Lima he should review his legal options
he wasn't scared of getting slapped by legal the second time! ..unlike drew...
Comes to show he doesn’t do this for the money :)))
@Emerson Lima but did it actually get a strike? He doesn't say but im assuming the manual review came out in his favor.
I hate these types of companies that can't take criticism, will not improve, and will try to copywrite strike that one person who's criticism is different. This is stupid.
I mean in the country of origin that movie was quite a success in cinemas if i remember correctly
Klára Andoková I think that was mainly because it was the first computer animated movie from the Czech Republic, and it also underwent a pretty heavy marketing campaign. Although the studio lost $500,000 on it, so it must not have been that successful.
the worst part is that youtube just lets them do whatever they want, most of the time without actually reviewing it themselves. it makes creators look bad when they legitimately havent done anything illegal.
Also it was probably claimed automatically cause the company decided TO PUT THE WHOLE MOVIE ON RUclips so it's in the claiming system
@@lisemagic208 that might be true but it won an award for animation also it has Jiri Labus in it and that is a win by itself and sequel got my teenage crush Lucie Vondrackova
Kurtis trying to flirt with a whole company to avoid getting a copyright claim is the best thing
no choice but to stan
If you ever get a copyright claim, just seduce a whole company
Kurtis the dnd bard confirmed
Generic Name fr tho, I do it all the time!
I ship it
The pain in his voice, the smirk, the masked anger ‘I’m Canadian’
When AAA studio wrote
“if someone put someone in their mouth”, they just poorly translated a Czech saying which means “to talk shit about someone”. It is just a phrase we say.
Those who are from Czech republic also think it’s a really weird movie. I love the content Kurtis. Have a nice day, stay safe.:)
we in kurtistown love Czechia :)
We in Czechia also love kurtistown! :)
Awww this is cute I love how when the original goat story video came out and all the Czech members or kurtis town were like I LOVE YOU KURTISSSSSSSS YES REP
But weren’t they talking shit about Matthew and making it StInKyyY
Was that pole star/popsicle thing a Czech pun?
"Lucifer is very particular about his cheese" will be on my gravestone
I'll have "Sometimes even the worst hell is here on Earth"
No me
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Take notes kids 📝
her whisper was the lucifer!!!!!!!!!!
the king could smell all the yummy cheeses miles away and somehow not in his own castle
it's cuz only the sweet smell of Goat's goat cheese had that effect
@@BrynnBeverly they’re making goat cheese in the castle though
Or those two blocks of cheese in that guys mouth. Somethings wrong with that kings nose.
He's far-scented. It's like far-sighted, but, you know...
Wait.. yeah you’re right wtf??????????
Sentences I never thought I’d hear :
“Lucifer is very particular about his cheese”
“Are all stars popsicles?”
“The evil cheese devil shows up and kidnaps Susie”
“You can’t make cheese in jail.”
Hahaha he cant see he has cataracts
I'm pretty sure some of these are also in Chainsaw Man tho
@@melvint-p9500thats so funny💀
By this point I wouldn't be surprised if someone has figured out how to make cheese in jail
also "and because goat is a raging alcoholic". loved that line
WHYS NO ONE TALKING BAOUT HOW GOOD THE SAD LOFI GOAT EDIT WAS.
EXACTLY IF OUT OF CONTEXT ID BE ACTING REAL SAD LMAAOOO
@@a6391 22:45
It was good lmao
LMAO WHY WAS IT EMOTIONALLY THE EQUIVALENT OF A BART SIMPSON EDIT IN MIDDLE SCHOOL😭😭😭
I Was thinking the same thing LMAOOO!!! I was looking in the comment secession for a comment like this!
Okay, so I'll try to explain some things, since this movie doesn't make much sense for foreigners.
The three weird ass men, "Dlouhý, široký a bystrozraký" come from a fairy tale where they help a guy save a princess by basically finding her by all those tactics they used in this movie. So here they're supposed to be older and kinda famous for their powers, that's why they have a contract for people wanting help from them.
The North star is called "Polárka" in czech and that's a really popular ice cream here, hence the fuckin' popsicle in the sky.
And that Lucifer's cheese obsession...basically in Czech folklore demons are dumb and ridiculous as fuck. You can make anything up and no one bats an eye. Those two devils are there for comedic relief. No other reason. Lucifer follows these laws etc., cause the hell works like some instituiton essentialy. Contracts solve everthing, you can bring someone back from hell, have your dreams come true with them and it's even a saying in our language "upsat se čertu", which means getting into some shit.
can u explain why goat might be biological mother of susie
It also reminds me a little of the grimms tale "The six servants". There are six guys with special skills to help a guy to get to hell and one of them is tall, another one big and a third one blind.
Thank you for explaining, an interesting read👏🏻
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thank you!!!
kurtis' skits are becoming more fever-dream like
agreed
then again so is this whole movie..
Tim & Eric vibe
are we really complaining though
Goat had to have at least one kid to even produce milk, and to keep good milk flowing you should breed them at least every 2 years. So Susie is 100% goats kid.
but if you think about it... in the first movie she also gave milk... holy shit
edit: spelling mistake
@@satanikbunnyshe has multiple kids but she hides them cause she doesn’t wanna be s-shamed.
SMH I hate the world we live in
@@Lizmiza#all goat children hybrids should be excepted
Kurt, love that you’re flirting with the company so they won’t claim you.
I read it just as he was flirting
i’m pretty sure it worked though AAA came through ✊❤️ no claiming the king 🙄
Ikr 😆
lil old me and the beast; a kurtis x company wattpad fanfiction
as he should
I’ve never ever *EVER* heard anyone say the word “cheese” that many times in 30 minutes.
Nikocado avocado
Chuck E Cheese
WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THE SAD GOAT EDIT SHZHSJGXSJGX
it was unironically really good LMFAO
Right?! Got me in my feels for poor goat 😔💀
angel hair 22:45 !🥰
IT WAS SO GOOD, AND FOR WHAT😭😂😂
WHY WAS IT SO GOOD
23:06 dude that Sad goat edit put the movie in a Whole new perspective.
What if the big guy isn’t really big but his pockets are just filled with a variety of really specific contracts.
hes just, he's just so wealthy of specific contracts
Fax
Last name: With legally binding contracts for literally every scenario
First name: Broad
Tall guy isn’t tall, he’s just standing on stacks of contracts
this is the best comment I have ever seen
"Tall guy is tall..."
*But does he wear size thirteen Nikes*
😠 my life is so much harder!! I wear size 13 nikes FOR MENNN
Nice
The one thing tall girl was missing was the teeny tiny hat that tall has
MEN'S size thirteen nikes
*b e a t t h a t*
ʟɪᴢᴢʏ ッ shit u are right, I’m a fool
Oh no Looks like Kurtis got slapped by legal.
AHAHAHAHA
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it’s funny that the creator brought up American movies like Kurtis didn’t poke fun at those too 😭
Right. They just can't handle criticism💀
"Everything in american movies is solved with violence."
Usually, that's to defeat villains that are also using violence. What do you expect? Trying to defeat some murderous monster with the power of friendship? Or by giving flowers to everyone?
@@Josue_S_6411 everybody knows every movie has violence 🙄 like in high school musical when sharpay brutally murdered gabriella for stealing her role. just good old classic american media
@Josue_S_6411
And sometimes American stuff for kids DOES solve things with the power of friendship! Like in My Little Pony.
The studio saying nudity and big boobs are completely normal and should not be criticized, when they are *obviously* being portrayed in a super sexualized way in this movie is the icing on the cake for me
Someone commented this on the first Goat movie that Kurtis made
But they said that nudity and sexual scenes were pretty normal in Czech Republic. Even in children’s movies.
This is making me think of the difference between like, Coraline, and these movies … in Coraline a childrens movie there is a character with very large breasts and it is kind of a joke but she’s not really sexualized, it’s just … funny? And in general there’s lots of really absurdly proportioned people. But there’s no overt sex/motorboat jokes.
lol
@@p0ckiiturtle55 well normalized, but even for kids or not, is it necessary?
Exactly lmao they didn't just show them they used them under a special light
Also, can we talk about how Kurtis looks like a really cool ’80s uncle
Yes we definitely can, Uncle Kurtis- I dig it
Uncle jesse from full house vibes
kurtis IS a cool ‘80s uncle
he kurt-IS
transition goals tbh
lmfao yee
“makin it stinky” still can’t get over that line 😭
Oop, fish in the mouth
fishy fishy fish..
I read that in Kurtis' voice lmao
Fishy Fishy fishy, MAKIN IT STINKY
Fishy fishy fishy fish
I just realized that both Jemmy and Katie have blue eyes which is a trait that Johnny shares. Susie has green eyes though, a trait seemingly only shared by Goat....
No wonder Katie and Jemmy didn't seem too upset when they thought Susie was dead. Their embarrassing crime against nature was about to be at an end.
wtf no you cant be right... this cant actually be true! Can it?!
@@pillager6376
No, they're wrong. Green eyes is a recessive gene, so it could be their kid, not Goat's. I don't know why people don't pay attention in school, you literally learn this in biology.
@@pillager6376 100% true, goats need to be bred every few years to produce milk.
The way that goat thinks of jemmy maybe because of the yearly thing. @DishonoredRat
@@DishonoredRat i think actually they need to be bred much more often since the kids grow up fast. So... I don't even want to know how many fucked up looking human-goat children they had off screen
I'm most upset that the sequel wasn't about those two gay knights and their secret love affair from the first movie
HAHSJW SYES
HUH?!?!?
The WHAT
Kermit's Underwear you didn't see it?!
Me too! We deserve justice!!!
i’m sorry, but i can’t get over when AAA said, “someone put someone in their mouth, they fight together is completely okay”
It's one of those moments when a phrase or banter don't translate well to a different language. In czech "to put someone into their mouth - brát si někoho do huby" means to badmouth someone/provoke them to fight. The guys who is in charge of their YT channel is probably not really good in english, considering how the whole comment was constructed lol
@@vallany7548 oh
Vallany dang it. it was so much more funny when i didn’t know that
Im not sure if this is the language of the gods and we dummies cant understand this or it is pure shit and deserves to be on the top r/ihadastroke
@@vallany7548 oh it makes more sense now
Why’s no one talking about that goat edit? fire.
I may just want a 10 hour version, I won’t lie I teared up a bit while watching it
@Dez and darkness I got sad too LMAO
It was deep, I wasn't prepared for that
i almost started crying
bebadobebabop can i be ur melody 😼👉🏼👈🏼
super proud of goat's transition 🏳️⚧️
barf
@@pap-fr they r joking lmfao
@@08fka what dors barf mean?
@@pap-fr do you want water ypu just threw up all over the replies
@@banana_awoofy9790 it means icky
this movie, but the king is lactose intolerant
:0
so he'd be like any normal lactose intolerant person~ not giving an f the movie won't change
So the movie would be exactly the same bc lactose intolerant people literally dont care about being lactose intolerant
The goat story with diarrhea
the box trolls
Is no one going to talk about the fact that they sang an overly enthusiastic and cheerful song about going...to...hell?
I don’t think you are a part of the lgbtq community then, we do that all the time
@@cammiedda6911 You are correct lol
However, I’d love to sing a song abt hell with u! Satan here I come😈
Ikr? Step aside, Hadestown.
I’m an abrosexual trans guy, of course I’ll sing a song about hell 🤩😳
Just wanted to say hello crewmate, fellow citizen of kurtistown
The star is a popsticle bcs in czech language the star is called "Polárka" which is also a name for an ice cream
oh cool! thank you for letting me know :)
@@kurtisconner no problem my guy :)
I gotta thank all these czech people explaining all this, I'd be losing sleep
There is also a brand name of popsicles called North Star.
@@thebreakdownpodcast yea but in czech it is more than just a brand. It is basically like a kind of ice cream.
I just wanted to mention that the three guys (Tall, Broad and Sharp-eyed) are a popular kids tale in Czech Republic. The most popular version is that they help save a princess with a poor guy. It’s really weird in my opinion as a Czech girl but it also was one of my favorite tales when I was a kid. So it’s not a joke that they are named after what they look (or maybe it is who knows it’s way too old to know) it’s just a kids tale
I think it’s also a grimms fairy tale i forget what it was called and I’m pretty sure there were more guys than those three I also think the characters were a bit different. Tall may have been the same, broad would become bigger when he drank water being able to drink entire lakes, Sharp eye was “sharp eyed” in a literal sense whatever he looked at would split in two so he wore a blindfold, and I think there was also a guy who was colder the hotter it was and hotter the colder it was (I think he could also freeze and burn things) thats all I remember though.
the neighbor lady:
"you have only THREE days to get out of hell"
also the neighbor lady:
✌️👀
Exactly lmao
Hades from Hadestown be like
The busty neighbor: “You only have three ✌🏼 days to save your parents!”
Exactly, someone saw it too!
@@VixenXi that girl is _reaaaal_ stupid!
*thirty two*
*Ninety three*
@@chiiniaa no its *Thirty two* ..
Kurtis needs to make “huh?” merch.
And “Pardon?”
iGrupsy Did you watch the beginning? 😂
I second that
@@Grupsy he, he does have pardon merch he just said that
unrelated but i’m the 666th like lol
Meanwhile, Dingo Pictures, the company responsible for movies like Wabuu, The Lion and the King, Dinosaur Adventure, etc. discovered Phelous' reviews and commentary on their stuff, and sent him plushies of some of the characters lmao. Attitude is everything, and Dingo gets points from me for that.
Admittedly, I think that he might have gotten those things from the people who BOUGHT Dingo Pictures, and not the original owners/creators of the movies.
Kurtis either always dresses like a cool uncle or that cousin everyone is excited to see at family get togethers, no in between.
I'd say he's more of an 80's dad
I-
Ok you're not wrong but wow
Hes a cool uncle that everyones excited to see at get togethers wdym
he's mostly the cool uncle
Dan Harrington
you say this because you saw Mia Valla's comment
*IM CANADIAN TOO AND I ACTUALLY WENT TO THE PRAGUE CLOCK IN 2019... HAD NO IDEA IT WAS MADE WITH STINKY, STINKY PLANS*
I'm Canadian :)
I'm Canadian :)
I'm Canadian :)
I'm Canadian :)
I'm canadian :)
The fact that they commented on your first video so defensively and tried to copyright claim it means that...they actually stand behind Goat Story. They actually think its a good film. They are actually proud of it, and the work they put into it. That film was a sincere try on their part. I have no words for that.
Of course it was a sincere try, they are czech. We are one of the most delusional people in europe.
maybe it’s because my grandma is czech but it’s starting to grow on me too
i mean it's okay to be proud of something you made, but that doesn't mean you can just blatantly shoot down anyone who dares criticize it
I don’t think the actors did, since they all left
i used to study at an animation/vfx school in prague and we had the actual creator of goat story come in one day to talk to us about animation (as if he has any say). i also almost got kicked out of the school during finals when i was asked to describe the movie and i said it was "decent but grotesque" and i guess one of the guys on the judging board was friends with the director, he was PISSED. i really dont get it.
9:13 first time watching with headphones, and the drawn out "EEWWW" in the background ended me 😂
"sometimes even the worst hell is here on earth" has the same energy as "do you think god stays in heaven because he too lives in fear of what he's created"
Both weird ass movies
They live in the same universe
@@BeanColored wait what’s the other movie?
@@laineybuffo2007 Spy Kids 2
@@laineybuffo2007 I might be wrong but I think it was some spy kids movie
@@danielalorbi yeah I didn't see that u already replied
Danny, Drew & now Kurtis. The day of the holy trinity is complete
Is it the end of the world
i feel like they always upload on the same day
mikaela long today too 😳
And Cody uploaded earlier this week
I was the 200th like
AAA studios: “ItS nAtUrAl”
Katie’s back: “am I a joke to you?”
NistheElf AAA Studios? More like double-
Princess Kim omg love that
The kardashians have some competition
@NistheElf 4 it’s Katie-
Princess Kim hahaha they’re compensating
i have an oc with cataracts and "HAHAHH, HE CANT SEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE HAS CATARACTS 🥰" is how im going to make my other ocs interact with him 🥰
Sounds like someone working at express vpn forwarded the video to AAA while reviewing over it hhhh
I like your pfp. Did you make it?
C thank u but I wish! It’s a picrew avatar
omg wait you could be right
Ohh. That someone is the rat of the organization.
*Rat also likes cheese
@@Cecil... I think curtis just took a selfie to get that pfp
“sometimes even the worst hell is here on earth” hits hard and it’s from this fucking movie
i bet someone at the studio thought of that quote randomly, and then they decided to base this whole movie on it
Free children's RUclips movie.
Nice pfp lmao
The second coming of "Do you think god stays in heaven because he too fears what he created?"
Hell is empty and all the devils are here
Shakespeare
A Prague resident here: Most of the uncomfortable moments come from the movie being really out of context. I don't think this was ever supposed to leave the Czech language space. Just a quick summary:
- Tall, Broad and Sharp-eyed are legendary Slavic fairy tale characters. One can stretch, one can drink entire oceans and one cannot see on close, but can actually see what's miles away. They're magic, that's their thing, kinda.
- The North Star is the literal translation of 'Polarka', the most popular ice cream brand in Czech Republic and Slovakia since like the 1960s. That's the joke. It's just a pun.
- From the first movie, Dr. Faust, in whose house Matthew was squatting, is a legendary German physician said to reside in Prague who allegedly sold his soul to the devil in exchange for knowledge. He is also one of the main characters of the Russian novel 'Master and Margaret', which I wholly recommend for everyone to read
- All those fat and booby and disgusting characters from the first movie are mostly a nod towards the Dark Ages being really dumb and full of very specific social problems in Prague, which contributed to major European wars, such as the religious wars in Germany and the Thirty Years War in the entire world.
- The comment from the animation studios - I'm quite confident at this point it's only the director himself who wrote that.
the director is just butthurt, is all ^^ (I also wonder HOW in the name of f*ck did Goat Story made it out of Czech Republic, when it's basically a glorified inside joke/pun)
thanks, so interesting!
Faust isn't a character in the master and the margarita. Faust is a character in Goethe's play "Faust", which inspired Bulgakov to write TMATM and is quoted on the first chapter.
this is fascinating, thank you! I would love for Kurtis to see this
Yes, thank you! I was just about to say that
To be honest, that song Matthew was playing at the bar was more swag than anything the devil could give him.
YOOOO THEY REALLY ARE IMPLYING THAT THE GOAT IS SUSIE’S MOM: SUSIE AND GOAT HAVE GREEN EYES WHILE THE REST OF FAMILY HAS BLUE EYES
Ew
I noticed that too! Wtf?!
👀
Wow
poly throuple
Imagine getting asked to make a jingle about rubbing people’s tongues....
dude that’s what i was thinking, the poor guy was probably so confused 😭😭
Lmaooo- 🔍👀👄👀💦
Let’s be real,
It’s probably not the weirdest request to come from fiver 😂
If “marching straight into hell” isn’t clipped or memed by the end of the year the internet will have failed me
What minute is it?
17:41
@@IXVMM thanks
this movie reminds me so much of an old story: "The Story of Harap-Alb". In that story, the main charachter meets a few guys: the tall man, who could strech a lot, the thirsty man, who could drink a lot of water, the hungry man, who was always hungry, and another guy who was blind but could also see at long distances. These two stories are so similar 😭😭
In Czech Republic, we had an icecream called North star
WAIT NO WAY WERE THEY MAKING A FUCKIN REFREMCE TO THAT LMAOOO
@@meyekeye6283 Yes they were making a reference to that xd
@@meyekeye6283 Yeah, the icecream was pretty popular, back in the day
OHHHHHH
🤣🤣🤣💜
disappointed they didn’t say “first” when they somehow found your unlisted video and commented on it before it was public.
HA
FKFKFK
omg that would be hilarious
They should've said "first.....to dislike"😡
first to get butthurt
the way the studio responded really pissed me off there isnt even a valid point
And after hearing about the movies themselves, that surprises you?
Yes it was pretty disappointing i cringed so hard 🤦
shrek's jizz bruh did u actually just say racism towards americans are u 6 years old? be honest
shrek's jizz “America” is not a race. If you mean citizens of the United States of America, then it is nationalism
they sounded like a boomer trying to sound smart on the facebook comments
The popsicle makes sense only in Czech, because we have a very popular ice cream known as North Star (Polárka). Its just basic cheap vanilla ice cream, more water than cream, but its good nonetheless :D
fun fact in Czech the title is "kozí příběh se sýrem" which translates to goat story with cheese however kozy (goats) is also a slang word to say boobs therefore it could also be "boobie story with cheese"
oh my god??? 😭
I mean with the amount of boobs in it, it basically is boob story with cheese. Feels like the boobs are the main focus😭
IM CRYING
😭😭😭
Wtf 😭😂
AAA Studios: American kids movies are too violent.
Also AAA Studios: The Devil has taken your parents to hell and eats intestines as noodles.
The first movie even had a guy get his eyes ripped out and a girl got hung for something she didn't do. And they say AMERICANS have violent movies. Make it make sense💀
@Sanguine_Vampyre they poked his eyes out in the original tale
Not to mention, them saying they simply showed big breasts and some nudity makes it sound better than what actually happened-
They literally showed two character having sex. In a kids film.
@@DeanDraxon8752 Right? You'd think if they'd go through the trouble of translating it to English they'd also go through the trouble of localizing it instead of just complaining that Americans have bad standards... because that's not how business works.
AAA studio really said “I thought you were American”
I can image this lol
Kurtis: Hey I'm Canadian
AAA studios: I thought you were American *confused internal crisis*
😂😂
AAA:Anti American Army Studio
Lex SLEEP NOW😼
A classic
6:20 4 years later and only now am I really thinking of the logistics of Kurtis paying someone 50 bucks to sing that jingle. I’m wondering how the fiverr guy felt having to sing that line 😭☠️
"Sometimes the worst hell is here on Earth" someone put that on a Christmas mug plz
omw to red bubble right now 😰🥰
yes plzzz
The fact that your comment has 666 likes makes it so much better (alright, it used to)
The most jarring thing to be found in this video for me personally was the response you got from AAA. Up until this point, I couldn't register that the last movie was made by actual existing people. I just assumed that some Ultron-esque AI spent 30-45 minutes on the web and figured the best way to destroy humanity was to crush our souls with the first one.
I was thinking the exact same thing!!
When you made the h*ndjob joke I literally didn't doubt it for a moment until you said you were kidding
Oh yeah glad I wasn't the only one
SAME OMG
wait where is it?
@@xx_3m0j1n_xx 8:52
He was referencing a h*ndjob
At 17:00 It is a poorly translated joke. In Czechia there is a popsicle caled ,,polárka" that is also a frase for a star
i genuinely quote the line “hahaha, he cant see! he has cataracts” to myself daily. i dont know why that line is so funny
Can it be considered a stim at this point
@@kate_alt omg- 😭 that's too good
it truly sucks because i’ll look at my elderly dog with cataracts and THAT LINE will be my first thought 😭
underrated line man it made me choke on my water I laughed so hard
@@he.said.teenjiejer lol/lmao a dog with cateracts/CATeracts
The fact that when Kurtis said that the cheese hand gave the king a hand job I actually believed him 😭. You never know with these movies lmao
It was concerning how I barely bat an eye at that part
Yeah but there’s no violence soo
I gave no matter
that made me laugh so hard lmfaoo
the fact that Kurtis kept being polite with the studio after they called him American is remarkable!
Of course he's gonna be polite, he's canadian
Pfft foreigners sometimes don’t know the difference between Canadians and americans
Yeah I am American and it feels like a pretty offensive term to me
@@AppleandMeep i'm canandian, ya its pretty offensive
@@clemtheclementine same
The copyright stuff is so silly, because this is the best advertisement for the movies that I've ever seen.
Do yourselves a favor, grab a couple six packs of beer and some friends and throw goat story on the tv, it's a wild time.
*me an animation student*
Professional animators: “the animation industry is extremely competitive field”
The animation field: *Goat Story*
I would love to see ur animations lol
hello fellow animation student!!
Better than anything you will ever make
@@LadyCererra no
@@Leopard-2A6..I got jump scared by my @. I genuinely don't remember commenting on this
Dang Kurtis, don’t get slapped by legal
Too late 😔
Oh shit did Angie get a job with AAA Studio?!?
“😘”
don’t sis me
@@chelsea-ze1hs hi sis
imagine being matthew, like you move to a new town to go to university, but everyone hates you for being poor so they make your plans stinky and then you make a deal with the devil, only to wind up playing mediocre music in a bar that’s frequented by an alcoholic goat and her orphaned children
He's makin it groovy
i'm sorry, that music was NOT mediocre!
@@broadex9080 *HE MAKIN’ IT GROOVY*
also, one time the alcoholic goat comes into the bar asking how to reach the devil because supposedly he kidnapped people over cheese, and you (who actually made a deal with the devil) choose to ignore this only for the goat and the kids to go off with some other frequent patrons (who have mystical powers) who have no idea what they’re talking about
I’m guessing that this movie is for kids cause we watched this in class
"you have three days to get your parents back" *holds up two fingers*
💀💀💀
My therapist: Buddy’s Tongue Rubbers isn’t real. It can’t hurt you.
look behind u!
Oh no!
*rub a dub dub*
Your channel *chefs kiss*
Noelle Conklin LMAOO RIGHT
"it's nAtUraL" they say while portraying women as more boobs than body
Right. And people complained about Lara Croft 🙄
I live in the Czech Republic and work for TV and lemme tell you, the producers are really not scared of sexualisation at all. In most countries, the #me too movement made things better for women. In here, it made shit much worse.
Rachel Forbes facts
yo, you copied my comment :(
@@ninavinterova9875 , what happened with # MeToo there? Did people who post get retaliation / more harassment?
That shirt makes Kurtis look like someone who would golf with a dad. Any dad. Probably all the dads. EDIT: HOLY CRAP THAT'S A LOT OF LIKES
kurtis has in fact golfed with dads
Aye golf dad fits r easily some of the best fits ever
he does actually golf i’m sure he’s golfed with at least one dad of some kind at one point
Hi dad
He doesn't look like a dad, just someone who golfs with dads
1:04 bro when was “that one time?”
The "I Found the Best Actor on TikTok" video
WAIT WHY WAS THE GOAT EDIT SO UNIRONICALLY GOOD DJFNDJFNJD
FR WHERE DID HE LEARN TO EDIT LIKE THAT
Idk
g r e g your not Greg
Where’s the nutcracker guy
@@LavroseRovender u can be the nutcracker guy
g r e g I’m a cake tho.-.
But sure
How do I become the nutcracker guy
Hey Kurtis, Czech person here, just letting you know that the three guys “tall, broad and sharp-eyed” are based on an old czech tale. I don’t remember it very well and I guess that if I read it today it wouldn’t make much sense either but yeah, the writers didn’t make that up
Ooooh interesting
Zdravím z prahy✨
From what I've seen in both movies it seems like a lot of characters and motifs are based on some old tales and legends. I'm not Czech, but I'm from Poland so the cultures are pretty close and it all seems very familiar and... Slavic :D Even if I don't know these stories they all have some specific "vibe" that I still can recognize. (Like the fact the Devil pops up here and there all the time.)
Thanks for telling us! Cultural context helps~
FromAsgard32 Exactly! Im from Poland as well and I can definitely confirm your words, a lot of things in these movies feel familiar and Slavic :>
plot hole: mans can find cheese in a whole different town in his sleep but not in his own dungeon? sounds sus
Emerson Lima sus doesn’t mean gay......
as a gay i can confirm we are all sus
but im not imposter i swear
occasional memes Dunno sounds pretty sus to me
king was not the impostor
1 impostor remains
@Emerson Lima sus stands for suspicious, my dude.
so proud of goat 🫶🫶 4 years on HRT
"And then her arm falls off, which is pretty disarming to see."
Kurtis, my guy....
he had to do it to em
We need to give him a medal
lol
@horrendous krts
He said it so deadpan it took me a second and then laughed for like 10 minutes straight
why would AAA studios sue Kurtis? he clearly has a mullet
Yeah like THE MULLET
The audacity to sue the mullet
Don’t forget the moustache! How could they do that to him smh
Honestly I’m surprised the didn’t sell the company to him after seeing that mullet
mullets are actually really hot?
12:15 “and since goat is a raging alcoholic the first place they go to is a bar to get more information on how to go to hell” that sentence was a fucking roller coaster💀
💀💀💀
Actually, in medieval times, pubs in europe were like information hubs, bcs a lot of different people meet there. (You can see it also in Lord of the rings movies for example xD) So Its just not cuz he Is An alcoholic xD
*MARCHING STRAIGHT TO HELL*
@@Followthecat893 LIVE AND LEARN
*"You're all going to hell, goodbye"* (slides down a stair railing)
11:54 you made a joke about my local cheese, you are officially my favorite RUclipsr
The trinity has been complete. Danny, Drew, and Kurtis have all posted on the same day.
OMG YES
YESSIR
We were all waiting for it
AND Jarvis
FRR😭😭
I started crying when they went “but for Americans” and he just went “I’m Canadian”
@@ArinJager1 uhh- you good bro? 👁👁💧
@@Su1xq maybe he's american
@@lay-2356 as an American, can confirm this is how people act here lmao
@@sickemgrrrl as an American, I am ashamed that I can confirm your confirmation
Why would that make you cry? It wasn't even sad.....
"There's a big musical number-"
"... 🎶 marching straight into Hell 🎶..."
omfg
@@artistfromhere I am scared
@@artistfromhere of you
If singing about walking to hell is a normal activity
I am very scared but also interested
Lil Nas X be like
Just noticed that hahahah
Don't forget that we use stripper poles to travel from ring to ring
17:00 we call the star polárka and that is also an ice cream.
Buddy's tongue rubbers was a crucial part of the spread of the virus.
Haha fr
Ms. Rona has entered the chat✨
off topic but your hair looks super cool lmao
@@idrive444 ayee thank you kind stranger
Youre kinda fun
Kurtis flirting with AAA studios to avoid a copyright strike killed toxic masculinity
even funnier that the writer/producer/etc. of these goat movies looks like a kiddy diddler
Normalize men seducing companies
@@bublertus906 Hot
@@ArinJager1 The producer isn't different from the writers, it had two writers and the producer doesn't look that bad man, don't judge appearances so harshly.
if only
17:00 Hi, here's an explenation to that popsticle. In Czech northstar means polárka... And "polárka" is a Czech popsticle... And thats the joke everybody..
Aaaaaahhh lmao if you u are not Czech this scene makes no sense
This movie is genuinely terrible but i really think kurtis should've make a background or cultural research first before giving any critical commentaries to movies packed with cultural elements he don't know..
I'm Czech and I didn't even know that :D
@@veronikakadeckova2997 Same. :D It didnt cross my mind. :D But now it make sense. lol. :D
@@milkeyway7105 I think he told in the last video or in the comments that it's really hard to find any information about czech culture in english. It's all in czech
8:50 MAKING IT STINKY🗣🔥🗣🔥🗣🔥
FISHY FISHY FISH 🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️
what if eye color is supposed to indicate that goat IS suzy’s mom? jemmy, katy, and johnny all have blue eyes. goat and suzy have green 😳
BRUH
WAITT
Hold up
My EYES-
:) Lemme stab em out real quickkk-
I really wonder if the mother knows that kid didn't come out of her and just... goes with it?
either Kurtis or AAA needs to make “makin it stinky” merch
fishing em up
and making it groveyyy
husky vasel yesss
YESSSSSSSSSS
*Fish in the mouth*
“That pink mouth worm of your’s” is definitely the worst way that a tongue has ever been described
i’m sure there are worse ways
Hahahaha I know. I was like "ugh mannnn"
Just Monika prove it
"🎵🎵MARCHING STRAIGHT INTO HELL🎵🎵"
I feel like we didnt spent enough time on this