Tony Hawk Made a Low Budget Animated Movie?

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  • Опубликовано: 22 дек 2024

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  • @TonyHawk
    @TonyHawk Год назад +53239

    Yes! Thanks (?) for digging up this forgotten gem. It would take too long to explain how it came to be made but I’m honored you spent time on it. Being “featured” on your channel is the height of cool as far as my daughter is concerned so I appreciate the dubious claim.

    • @arianahameed7101
      @arianahameed7101 Год назад +9336

      is this legit tony hawk omg

    • @jotarodidyoubustthisnut
      @jotarodidyoubustthisnut Год назад +8928

      Hey man, thanks for always wearing your safety gear and setting a good example, sorry kurtis was mean to you about it he was being a bit of a fake skater boi fan who smells like peepeepoopoocacaweewiz

    • @mik8592-x4j
      @mik8592-x4j Год назад +3021

      @@arianahameed7101IT IS OMG he even mentioned Kurtis in his instagram story

    • @Botatochicken
      @Botatochicken Год назад +357

      @@arianahameed7101i honestly can’t tell

    • @irontobias
      @irontobias Год назад +3462

      I love how the actual Tony freaking Hawk is even unrecognized and buried in the comments of this video about him

  • @noonenowhere4494
    @noonenowhere4494 Год назад +13320

    Fun fact: i used to think thay tony hawk and stephen hawking were the same person, and it made sense to me because i thought that tony hawk got in a major accident when skateboarding and got all fucked up so he became an astrophysicist and went by stephen hawking afterwards

    • @jessikolifrath1377
      @jessikolifrath1377 Год назад +2467

      no offense but this is the funniest thing I’ve ever read

    • @katqt32
      @katqt32 Год назад +786

      I’m cryingggggg this is so funny

    • @ShadowHeartValentine
      @ShadowHeartValentine Год назад +463

      Omg twinning. I thought that when I was like 8

    • @emmi999
      @emmi999 Год назад +281

      @@ShadowHeartValentine samesies except i thought that until 14 💀

    • @groobygroovlingo8860
      @groobygroovlingo8860 Год назад +116

      Wait this isn’t true?

  • @aslinn346
    @aslinn346 Год назад +4524

    Hi Kurtis, I'm pretty sure the creepy Ringleader man says, "People like their human cannonballs with skin". This refers to a common sideshow attraction that used to be a "human cannonball", when a guy was put in a funny-looking canon and shot at a net or something. I believe the point of this scene was to highlight that most of the spectators at a circus would be put off by a man with no skin being shot out of a funny canon. I hope this helps!

    • @katie5097
      @katie5097 Год назад +332

      this makes so much sense. i thought he said “people like their human cannibals with skin” and was so confused as to why he’d specify “human” cannibals… i also can’t help but wonder why either one would be without skin??? like did i miss the context???? lmao

    • @epic360noscope
      @epic360noscope Год назад +77

      @@katie5097 i heard that too and was so scared trying to connect cannibals with this film

    • @CreativeC13
      @CreativeC13 Год назад +19

      I heard the same thing but with kids instead of people

    • @psinusaa3790
      @psinusaa3790 Год назад +9

      To those who are still seeking, still questioning, still not sure about their faith, here's an invitation.
      Understand that we, as humans, are limited. We often make mistakes, go astray, and lose our way. It's not about perfection; no one is. As it is stated in Romans 3:23, "For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God."
      Recognize that actions alone won't bring ultimate salvation. It's not about counting good deeds against the bad. Ephesians 2:8-9 teaches, "For by grace you have been saved through faith. And this is not your own doing; it is the gift of God, not a result of works, so that no one may boast."
      Believe in the transformative power of love and forgiveness embodied in Jesus Christ. He laid down His life so we could find ours. The Bible states in John 3:16, "For God so loved the world, that he gave his only Son, that whoever believes in him should not perish but have eternal life."
      True change and enlightenment come when we turn away from our old life and towards a new one - one guided by compassion, love, and humility. Acts 3:19 says, "Repent, then, and turn to God, so that your sins may be wiped out, that times of refreshing may come from the Lord."
      Express your faith, not only in words but also in actions. Embrace love, kindness, and righteousness, just like how Jesus lived His life. As Romans 10:9 suggests, "If you declare with your mouth, 'Jesus is Lord,' and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved."
      Consider baptism, a symbolic gesture of your new journey, your decision to leave the old behind, and embark on a new life in Him. Matthew 28:19 encourages us, "Go therefore and make disciples of all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit."
      Lastly, remain steadfast. Consistency in following Jesus and His teachings is the key. As Jesus says in John 14:15, "If you love me, keep my commands."
      This is not a demand but a warm invitation. An invitation to explore, to understand, and to experience a love that transcends human comprehension. A love that saves, heals, and brings life.

    • @Roxanne13579
      @Roxanne13579 Год назад +19

      I think the first word is 'kids' but other than that, this makes sense yeah

  • @xChaosFlower
    @xChaosFlower Год назад +4513

    If i can recall correctly, the reason why he was always decked out in gear was that he knew kids looked up to him, so he wanted to be a good role model and promote safety.

    • @thecrepeofdeath
      @thecrepeofdeath Год назад +300

      yup, he's a good dude

    • @kamishiro-rui.wonderhoy
      @kamishiro-rui.wonderhoy 10 месяцев назад +22

      hello raiden shogun fan

    • @Dr.Bright17
      @Dr.Bright17 10 месяцев назад +18

      Ah makes sense

    • @cuddIepup
      @cuddIepup 9 месяцев назад +7

      YOOOO nier, kurtis, and genshin fan??

    • @joshbrucks
      @joshbrucks 8 месяцев назад +31

      You can't safely bail and knee slide down vert without pads. Pads are way more required in vert than street.

  • @salcaudata100
    @salcaudata100 Год назад +21752

    "People like their human cannonballs with skin," which is a genuinely unhinged line to write, record, and edit into a film.

    • @vereli
      @vereli Год назад +1516

      THAT’S WHAT IT WAS WHAT ON EARTH

    • @tallsockclown
      @tallsockclown Год назад +1285

      Yeah knowing what the line is feels worse than not knowing

    • @Breedable__Bread
      @Breedable__Bread Год назад +245

      WTF 😭😭😭

    • @notbot2648
      @notbot2648 Год назад +575

      I caught it the first time hearing it, but it's still horrifying and I don't know wtf it means.

    • @toceeno874
      @toceeno874 Год назад +136

      i mean hes kinda right tho

  • @smartcakes303
    @smartcakes303 Год назад +6067

    I got bullied into not learning to skate or even ride a bike bc of how "lame" it is to wear safety gear. Huge maturity of Tony to always be seen wearing his safety gear

    • @northstarjakobs
      @northstarjakobs Год назад +463

      Especially important to wear safety gear while learning to do something like skateboard. *Especially* a helmet. I've seen people say that they don't need to wear a helmet while riding a bike because they're super good at it, but it only takes one bad fall to leave you with a concussion (or worse).

    • @ri0drawz947
      @ri0drawz947 Год назад +93

      ​@@northstarjakobsyehq my mum biked to work without a helmet and crashed onto the ground, skidding her face, left a mark to this day.

    • @Dmacxxx77
      @Dmacxxx77 Год назад +46

      @@northstarjakobs Even when you do wear a helmet things can happen. Look at Scotty Cranmer. He was wearing a helmet; his accident paralyzed him from the neck down.

    • @Raicheru13
      @Raicheru13 Год назад +43

      I had nowhere to skate when I was younger. When I was older, I was in a perfect neighborhood for it, and I bought a board and safety gear. But I was too afraid that the younger kids on the street would hassle me about it so I never even tried.

    • @arekushisu100
      @arekushisu100 Год назад +85

      My partner used to skateboard before developing health problems. She not only admires that Tony is very proactive about safety gear, especially as he gets older, she's told me that the first thing you learn in skateboarding is how to fall down a certain way to minimize injury.

  • @PragmaticProsecutor
    @PragmaticProsecutor Год назад +12477

    I love how tony calls the bad guy "the freak of the week" implying that this kind of scenario happens to him often

    • @ez8314
      @ez8314 Год назад +721

      Like he's Spiderman

    • @SaintShion
      @SaintShion Год назад +258

      Back than that was a diss. God we....we were lame.

    • @someunknownweirdo5409
      @someunknownweirdo5409 Год назад +455

      @@SaintShionnah man- i will unironically call ppl freak of the week now, its so camp

    • @Aromanidae
      @Aromanidae Год назад +75

      Hello Miles Edgeworth from hit game

    • @patrickd.397
      @patrickd.397 Год назад +42

      @PragmaticProsecutor Wait, that’s not a thing that happens to other people on a regular basis?

  • @mmoscoviumm
    @mmoscoviumm Год назад +716

    the sketch at 13:59 is actually a pretty watered down synopsis of r.l. stine’s “say cheese and die”. a camera that can predict future events was the entire plot of those goosebumps books, and the book plots were similar to the episode “a most unusual camera” of rod sterling’s “the twilight zone” where a camera showed the immediate future of the subject in photographs (tying that in because stine has said he was a big fan of the show and a lot of his work was inspired by sterling).

    • @pap-fr
      @pap-fr Год назад +11

      I loved that one as a kid

    • @JaysNotHere
      @JaysNotHere 10 месяцев назад +2

      Also Igor

    • @blakewhite3131
      @blakewhite3131 9 месяцев назад +7

      I THOUGHT THE EXACT THING THANK YOU

    • @KuueenKumi
      @KuueenKumi 9 месяцев назад +1

      *Serling

    • @Geekster1984
      @Geekster1984 9 месяцев назад +1

      his… his name is Rod Serling. Bro is not British currency (but cool comment)

  • @Stachebrown
    @Stachebrown Год назад +1933

    Tony Hawk's response to being kidnapped is "you must be the freak of the week" and now I want a Scooby Doo style mystery show where Tony Hawk keeps getting kidnapped

    • @Mossfaerie
      @Mossfaerie Год назад +103

      Or several Scooby Doo episodes where the villain, when unmasked, is Tony Hawk. Every time and with 0 mention as to why.

    • @whatever9097
      @whatever9097 Год назад +72

      I had the same though lol. It sounds like getting kidnapped was just a Tuesday for tony hawk.

    • @Bea-xl9rb
      @Bea-xl9rb Год назад +26

      Hawknapped 💀

    • @psinusaa3790
      @psinusaa3790 Год назад +1

      To those who are still seeking, still questioning, still not sure about their faith, here's an invitation.
      Understand that we, as humans, are limited. We often make mistakes, go astray, and lose our way. It's not about perfection; no one is. As it is stated in Romans 3:23, "For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God."
      Recognize that actions alone won't bring ultimate salvation. It's not about counting good deeds against the bad. Ephesians 2:8-9 teaches, "For by grace you have been saved through faith. And this is not your own doing; it is the gift of God, not a result of works, so that no one may boast."
      Believe in the transformative power of love and forgiveness embodied in Jesus Christ. He laid down His life so we could find ours. The Bible states in John 3:16, "For God so loved the world, that he gave his only Son, that whoever believes in him should not perish but have eternal life."
      True change and enlightenment come when we turn away from our old life and towards a new one - one guided by compassion, love, and humility. Acts 3:19 says, "Repent, then, and turn to God, so that your sins may be wiped out, that times of refreshing may come from the Lord."
      Express your faith, not only in words but also in actions. Embrace love, kindness, and righteousness, just like how Jesus lived His life. As Romans 10:9 suggests, "If you declare with your mouth, 'Jesus is Lord,' and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved."
      Consider baptism, a symbolic gesture of your new journey, your decision to leave the old behind, and embark on a new life in Him. Matthew 28:19 encourages us, "Go therefore and make disciples of all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit."
      Lastly, remain steadfast. Consistency in following Jesus and His teachings is the key. As Jesus says in John 14:15, "If you love me, keep my commands."
      This is not a demand but a warm invitation. An invitation to explore, to understand, and to experience a love that transcends human comprehension. A love that saves, heals, and brings life.

  • @harperthegreat
    @harperthegreat Год назад +7351

    I can’t stop laughing at the fact that the reverb from “BALLS” lasted so long after the joke was over

  • @williamkeohane9964
    @williamkeohane9964 Год назад +3930

    I love how everybody just agrees that Tony Hawk is less of a celebrity and more of a chill guy that everybody knows

    • @ddjsoyenby
      @ddjsoyenby Год назад +27

      yeah.

    • @FrenkTheJoy
      @FrenkTheJoy Год назад +203

      And coincidentally every single person on the planet happens to be familiar with him despite him being irrelevant for 20 years and can also recognize that this "Anthony" looks just like Tony Hawk, and that every single place Tony Hawk ever goes in his life he just happens to run into someone who has to comment that he looks like Tony Hawk. It's so crazy that that doesn't happen to any other celebrity.

    • @KingOfGaymes
      @KingOfGaymes Год назад +174

      @@FrenkTheJoy he’s never irrelevant, he is eternal, he is Tony hawk

    • @soupy_soup2
      @soupy_soup2 Год назад +53

      @@FrenkTheJoyTony will never be irrelevant

    • @morgantrias3103
      @morgantrias3103 Год назад +44

      A celebrity is where everywhjere you go people recognise you whereas Tony Hawk just has people tell him he looks like Tony Hawk. Ergo he's just a chill guy everyone knows about

  • @lelabrownell880
    @lelabrownell880 Год назад +612

    watching the skit where Kurtis is acting as Tony Hawk in bed talking about his bean-bag-ballsacks is 10x’s more funny knowing Tony Hawk and his family members have watched this video

    • @scotthewitt258
      @scotthewitt258 5 месяцев назад +83

      His DAUGHTER saw this, Kurtis!

    • @bisexualblueberry
      @bisexualblueberry 4 месяца назад +32

      I literally came looking for this comment after watching the skit

  • @literalgrill
    @literalgrill Год назад +4905

    As a literal former circus employee, it was quite clearly to me: "People like their human cannonballs with skin."

    • @sed6657
      @sed6657 Год назад +367

      Kiss me

    • @toothfairy10133
      @toothfairy10133 Год назад +120

      what did you do at the circus?

    • @drabkebab
      @drabkebab Год назад +761

      ​@@toothfairy10133Peel the human cannonballs

    • @cre-k8-ive
      @cre-k8-ive Год назад +45

      That's what I heard too! Not sure how that's cool for a kids movie though lol.

    • @Buttquack99
      @Buttquack99 Год назад +12

      Thank you! I can hear it now :)

  • @cheeseball94
    @cheeseball94 Год назад +29293

    i feel like kurtis looked up to every guy in the 2000’s who wore a t-shirt over a long sleeved shirt and could do something mildly interesting

  • @letterborneVods
    @letterborneVods Год назад +5560

    I love how this whole movie looks like a test render.

    • @codyshamback1982
      @codyshamback1982 Год назад +167

      they forgot the lighting bruh

    • @pisscvre69
      @pisscvre69 Год назад +174

      "so again it'll look much better when its fully rend"
      "no its perfect"
      ".. i wha"
      "render it all like this this is how it will look on the big screen"

    • @ashanddoodles13
      @ashanddoodles13 Год назад +48

      it's like old veggie tales

    • @Emmaem111
      @Emmaem111 Год назад +30

      I don’t know why but this whole movie reminds me of monster house 💀

    • @MrSkerpentine
      @MrSkerpentine Год назад +14

      It’s like they made an entire film out of the FMV cutscenes of Twisted Metal 3

  • @gingerninja137
    @gingerninja137 8 месяцев назад +110

    the cut to the glue trap joke kills me every time man

  • @avarosemoher4526
    @avarosemoher4526 Год назад +19829

    I'm sorry but animated Tony lying face down is the funniest thing I've seen all week-

  • @Xemychan
    @Xemychan Год назад +2956

    So glad they made this movie actually, the "Tony Hawk face down on the floor like he's dead" really convey the emotion for when you're so fucking tired about something, adding it to my reaction image folder immediately

  • @tdaniello914
    @tdaniello914 Год назад +4465

    Kurtis breaking the illusion of his own sketch by acknowledging that all the characters are identical is my new favorite thing

    • @blending_in
      @blending_in Год назад +14

      And my favorite thing was 3:07

    • @SaintShion
      @SaintShion Год назад +52

      Mine was the apology before the sketch. I literally thought "kurtis is really going to show an unrelated sketch huh..." than he said that and I died. 💀

    • @MothBoi
      @MothBoi Год назад

      You don't get 1000 likes

    • @tdaniello914
      @tdaniello914 Год назад

      :(

    • @bswift1991
      @bswift1991 Год назад +4

      That's not breaking the fourth wall. Breaking the 4th wall is when someone in a scene addresses the audience directly either by speaking to the camera or a live audience.

  • @dillpickles5012
    @dillpickles5012 4 месяца назад +90

    The line “you must be the freak of the week” implies that Tony Hawk gets kidnapped a lot

  • @Unikay
    @Unikay Год назад +2398

    "People like their human cannon balls with skin" was much easier to understand than the man who spoke Minecraft enchantment table verbally

    • @StrongBoi765
      @StrongBoi765 Год назад +40

      ooooohhh that’s what he said, thank you

    • @sweetlids2898
      @sweetlids2898 Год назад +65

      Oh I thought it was cannibals lol

    • @StrongBoi765
      @StrongBoi765 Год назад +4

      @@sweetlids2898 same

    • @jakebrantley8889
      @jakebrantley8889 Год назад +69

      I thought he said "he provides their human cannibals with skin" as in there's another circus and the only reason ringleader can sustain cannibals in their circus is because they feed them skin.

    • @sweetlids2898
      @sweetlids2898 Год назад +1

      @@jakebrantley8889 lol

  • @orangedoon1542
    @orangedoon1542 Год назад +5192

    "smells like pee pee and poo poo in here" genuinely made me laugh out loud that's the funniest thing

    • @shelbynalepa7399
      @shelbynalepa7399 Год назад +89

      Ugh same I let out the biggest howl, I need that 😩

    • @swag_birb6706
      @swag_birb6706 Год назад +366

      The way they said "it's gotta be Tony" and tony looks around like it WAS him

    • @bunniiac
      @bunniiac Год назад

      it smells like caca and weewee

    • @zyerkos
      @zyerkos Год назад +1

      seriously it smells like caca and wee wizz 🤨

    • @thebreakfastmenu
      @thebreakfastmenu Год назад

      No seriously why's it smell like caca and wee wizz?

  • @HeisenbergFam
    @HeisenbergFam Год назад +5256

    Props to Kurtis for giving a shoutout to unknown people like Tony Hawk, what a mad lad

  • @lindseyc.2090
    @lindseyc.2090 9 месяцев назад +45

    kurtis I have had 7 drinks tonight and the SECOND you showed clips of the notebook i left the video and watched the notebook im so sorry. love you. i’ll like the video to compensate

  • @jacobi1564
    @jacobi1564 Год назад +1473

    i want you to know I watched this movie when i was a young kid (I'm 18) and it was my first and ONLY encounter with tony hawk content in my life. no video games, no videos, i don't skate; only boom boom sabotage

    • @sagelouisee
      @sagelouisee Год назад +162

      only boom boom sabotage 😭

    • @futuristic.handgun
      @futuristic.handgun Год назад +19

      Haha!! How did you even come across it? 😂

    • @Grinchillah
      @Grinchillah Год назад +5

      Man, the old tony hawk games were THE BEST GAMES back in the day when ps2 and the original Xbox and 360 were the main consoles.

    • @KingOfGaymes
      @KingOfGaymes Год назад +5

      @@futuristic.handgunit was on Cartoon Network that’s how I saw it

    • @KingOfGaymes
      @KingOfGaymes Год назад

      @Matt-cu8qkblockbuster, haven’t heard that name in years

  • @cheeseball94
    @cheeseball94 Год назад +10797

    it’s incredible how tony hawk is so famous but if i saw him in public i’d have no idea who he was

    • @cheeseball94
      @cheeseball94 Год назад +924

      if someone pointed it out to me i’d be like “yeah he kinda does look like him” and then move on

    • @nat-bw7sk
      @nat-bw7sk Год назад +667

      fr he kinda just looks like some guy

    • @basementdwellercosplay
      @basementdwellercosplay Год назад +447

      I mean he has experienced that a lot based on his tweets

    • @sushilampa8287
      @sushilampa8287 Год назад +244

      Tbh, pretty sure he makes jokes about it himself

    • @junebuggy1
      @junebuggy1 Год назад +51

      i barely see his face

  • @favvors
    @favvors Год назад +3282

    I watched this movie so much as a kid, “people like their human cannon balls with skin” was such a quotable line because he was trying to get everyone together and it was a full on ringmaster moment!

    • @tentardigrades968
      @tentardigrades968 Год назад +103

      Hahaha what the hell does that even mean? Was he concerned about the safety of the human cannonballs?

    • @favvors
      @favvors Год назад +238

      @@tentardigrades968 noooo he was concerned for the patrons of the circus! As they would surely all scream and run if they saw a skinless human cannonball!

    • @readwrecks
      @readwrecks Год назад +110

      Oh, I get it now. From the video, I could tell he said “human cannonballs,” but at first I thought he was warning patrons to “keep right” to stay out of the way of the skaters, and I thought he was referring to them as “human cannonballs with skin” because “human wrecking balls” is a bit of a cliched term.
      At least I think I get it now. The human cannonball was a stunt performer at the circus a long time ago. (Actually, I think it was an illusion, but it doesn’t matter.) So the line is saying that customers don’t actually want to see stunt performers get maimed and mutilated. “People (viewers) like [to see] their human cannonballs (stunt performers) with skin (unharmed),” and the “with skin” part is specific to skaters because scraping a bunch of skin off is one of the most common injuries from skating.

    • @AdaAdaAdanna
      @AdaAdaAdanna Год назад +6

      ​@@readwrecksThanks for the breakdown!

    • @amandastill5124
      @amandastill5124 Год назад +12

      It sounds like "People like testicles"

  • @kamarae.2444
    @kamarae.2444 Год назад +90

    The funniest part of this is how he casually mentions the Penny farthing and swiftly moves on. I SCREAMED for SO LONG

  • @Nitrolord
    @Nitrolord Год назад +1693

    Goosebumps actually had not one, but *two* books (one of which was adapted into an episode of the Goosebumps television show) about a camera that could see into the future! One was called Say Cheese and Die and its sequel was called Say Cheese and Die Again. R.L. Stine was truly a genius at naming things

    • @bloop6111
      @bloop6111 Год назад +200

      I wish more movies put “again” in the title instead of “2”. And then for each sequential movie they have to find another way to say “again”.

    • @nomoretwitterhandles
      @nomoretwitterhandles Год назад +50

      This almost makes me want to go back and read all of my favorite Goosebumps books lol. It was about 14 years ago, but I distinctly remember the part in the book where the kid saw a picture of his foot with a rusty nail all the way through it. I can see images in my head really well, so the picture I imagined burned itself into my memory, and I can still imagine it all this time later. It wasn't scary to me or anything, I was just like "lol that's wild" and never forgot about it lol.

    • @atrapforfools
      @atrapforfools Год назад +14

      yes! i knew the concept sounded familiar but i couldnt remember what book it was from

    • @ThatGirlNamedAngel
      @ThatGirlNamedAngel Год назад +20

      Lol i was just about to comment this. I thought kurtis would be familiar with the show since it's Canadian

    • @plolakopa
      @plolakopa Год назад +1

      What the hell nitro?

  • @disappointed2764
    @disappointed2764 Год назад +1068

    8:14 “People like their human cannonballs with skin” I believe he is referring to the daredevils who are often shot out of cannons at the circus. Specifically how an audience prefers them with their bodies intact. Hope this helps!

    • @SantaFishes101
      @SantaFishes101 Год назад +16

      not all audiences ... ;0;
      not me tho hahahaha I also like skin on people

    • @dominique_joly
      @dominique_joly Год назад +11

      The skin *is* tasty though...

    • @immagonnawin
      @immagonnawin Год назад +2

      YES

    • @funkytime69
      @funkytime69 Год назад +26

      ​@@dominique_jolyI beg your pardon

    • @tyegordon
      @tyegordon Год назад +2

      Omg thank you

  • @denadawson2144
    @denadawson2144 Год назад +784

    Tony Hawk saying "you must be the freak of the week" makes me think this has happened more then once

  • @FlorSilvestre12
    @FlorSilvestre12 Год назад +150

    Animated Tony Hawk stuck in a glue trap is one of the funniest things I've seen this week

  • @briannaalers9813
    @briannaalers9813 Год назад +2392

    Kurtis, blink twice if you were actually kidnapped and forced to make this video! We promise we’ll keep the skateboarding montages to a minimum when all of Kurtistown comes to rescue you

    • @rayanma7791
      @rayanma7791 Год назад +14

      HAHAHAAHAH

    • @aret_
      @aret_ Год назад +69

      but we’re definitely keeping the sick beats to the maximum

    • @philosophy_bot4171
      @philosophy_bot4171 Год назад +5

      Beep bop... I'm the Philosophy Bot. Here, have a quote:
      "It is absurd to divide people into good and bad. People are either charming or tedious"
      ~ Oscar Wilde

    • @MeganIsNotHere
      @MeganIsNotHere Год назад +1

      I started reading this comment just as Kurtis said this and it freaked me out

    • @snakestuffer
      @snakestuffer Год назад +5

      he blinked more than twice in the video, we have to save him

  • @priboltao
    @priboltao Год назад +806

    I don`t understand how kurtis keep finding the most cursed animations any human could ever conceptualize. I think this is exaclty what my nightmares look like when I take too much cold medicine.

    • @GloriousGandalf
      @GloriousGandalf Год назад +11

      I have a feeling this was produced at least partially within Canada because this used to air now and then on one of our kids' channels back in the 2000s. I distinctly remember seeing promos for it and thinking it looked like absolute trash and wanting nothing to do with it.

    • @blakefieri3447
      @blakefieri3447 Год назад

      Mang i gave him this dvd at a live show cuz it was too cursed to keep in my own home

  • @goobermcnoober8140
    @goobermcnoober8140 Год назад +628

    I once heard some describe Tony Hawk as the world’s oldest teenager and honestly that is very accurate

    • @livlaughscoliosis
      @livlaughscoliosis Год назад +7

      LMAO very

    • @Raicheru13
      @Raicheru13 Год назад +18

      I love that he seems to not give a hoot about it either. Major respect for someone who's comfortable being who they are. Age is mostly just a number.

    • @iLoveMyBeautifulWife98
      @iLoveMyBeautifulWife98 4 месяца назад

      Growing up is optional, growing old is inevitable. 😊

  • @danielludwig647
    @danielludwig647 10 месяцев назад +44

    I remember a baffling, long, non-skippable ad for this movie being the pre-menu trailer on an anime box set I once owned. Usually, the only ads there were for other anime.
    I don’t know what distribution deal forced Funimation to advertise Boom Boom Sabotage on my Yu Yu Hakusho DVDs, but that’s the only reason i knew this movie even existed.

    • @Juneau04
      @Juneau04 14 дней назад

      HAHAHAHAHHA IM DYING

  • @whitecallalily2351
    @whitecallalily2351 Год назад +1492

    8:14 I literally cannot get past Tony laying face down like that, and then Kurtis' comments about a glue trap

    • @brooklynpayge4221
      @brooklynpayge4221 Год назад +48

      I hope eventually you were able to finish the video man, you wont believe what comes past that part

    • @alteregobruh
      @alteregobruh Год назад +54

      I literally almost triggered an asthma attack with how hard I laughed! He’s just LAYING THERE

    • @belly2495
      @belly2495 9 месяцев назад +8

      i came here rewatch JUST for this joke

    • @CatsDestroyingEarth
      @CatsDestroyingEarth 4 месяца назад +3

      the way it faded in 😭

  • @MightyManotaur22
    @MightyManotaur22 Год назад +3536

    all jokes aside, the animations while they're skateboarding are actually pretty fluid and accurate. I imagine that's where most of the passion went in creating this.

    • @menderbug1
      @menderbug1 Год назад +96

      And the most money, which he mentions in the video

    • @jamesrussell2936
      @jamesrussell2936 Год назад +54

      lets be fair, it's called "Tony Hawk" and it's about skateboarding, and they delievered skateboarding tony hawk. What else do you want?

    • @angrybidoof847
      @angrybidoof847 Год назад +14

      I think they're motion captured or rotoscoped

    • @sweki5983
      @sweki5983 Год назад +62

      Did you guys like.... Not watch the whole video? He definitely mentioned the motion capturing and the budget🗿

    • @angrybidoof847
      @angrybidoof847 Год назад +4

      @@sweki5983 I hadn't when I commented, I knew it before hand but wasn't sure if I remembered right?

  • @emma7567
    @emma7567 Год назад +1809

    Tony Hawk is like the Tony Hawk of skateboarding

    • @junebuggy1
      @junebuggy1 Год назад +22

      hey wait a minute

    • @Cheesling
      @Cheesling Год назад +35

      Birds can skateboard?

    • @notyoutube2599
      @notyoutube2599 Год назад +2

      huh

    • @big_sea
      @big_sea Год назад +5

      yes

    • @thebroboards
      @thebroboards Год назад +2

      Tony hawk is like the older nyjah and also the vert nyjah becuause nyjah is a street skater

  • @Mostly_Roblox
    @Mostly_Roblox 2 месяца назад +18

    7:29, I think he said "People like their human cannonballs with skin"

  • @sethmachetedemeter
    @sethmachetedemeter Год назад +906

    Whenever Kurtis uploads a new vid, I float through the air to my phone, like when a cartoon character smells a freshly baked pie.

    • @roxame
      @roxame Год назад +47

      more like a KING smelling a fresh and juicy piece of goat cheese

    • @TrashyTrishly
      @TrashyTrishly Год назад +16

      me too pls help. i havent stopped floating ols help im at like 200 feet high

    • @Noo-My-Only-Weakness-Dying
      @Noo-My-Only-Weakness-Dying Год назад +12

      I hope Kurtis doesn't upload on the day I get married! I would fly away right when I was about to kiss the bride sigh

    • @markipliertrash1562
      @markipliertrash1562 Год назад +2

      Same

    • @Vulioll
      @Vulioll Год назад +2

      Awoooga

  • @myhousehaswheels
    @myhousehaswheels Год назад +1560

    This movie got me into skating. 100% true story. Been skateboarding ever since. I grew up in the Midwest, I thought you could only skate in California on big vert ramps. This sick cartoon made my 9 yo brain realize you could skate in the Midwest on flat ground. Thank you Tony Hawk Boom Boom Sabotage.

    • @dlaBerAuoY
      @dlaBerAuoY Год назад +67

      a true hero
      thank you boom boom sabotage

    • @fellowhuman7085
      @fellowhuman7085 Год назад +5

      You know Tony is in the comments, right?

    • @sethreign8103
      @sethreign8103 Год назад +1

      here i am feeling unimpressed for doing all that before kindergarten in the early 90's different times now i guess 🤷‍♂

    • @LDAR
      @LDAR Год назад +23

      ​@@sethreign8103 Wow that's so cool dude tell us more about how you effortlessly did that at 1 month old

    • @LDAR
      @LDAR Год назад +17

      ​@@sethreign8103 Also he wasn't saying it was impressive, he was saying this motivated him to try skateboard. How does you doing that before kindergarten relate in any way, and how is it about times lmao it's just 2 different situations. You grew up skateboarding he didn't

  • @Scootakip
    @Scootakip Год назад +1681

    I was always so jealous of Tony Hawk as a kid 😔 Not because he could skateboard, but because he was in his 30's

    • @valkyriecatt
      @valkyriecatt Год назад +74

      Ahh to be a man in his 30’s that also skates

    • @shiannafoxx
      @shiannafoxx Год назад +32

      @@punkinhoot I don't think they were being judgemental. They were literally just playing into the joke

    • @psinusaa3790
      @psinusaa3790 Год назад

      To those who are still seeking, still questioning, still not sure about their faith, here's an invitation.
      Understand that we, as humans, are limited. We often make mistakes, go astray, and lose our way. It's not about perfection; no one is. As it is stated in Romans 3:23, "For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God."
      Recognize that actions alone won't bring ultimate salvation. It's not about counting good deeds against the bad. Ephesians 2:8-9 teaches, "For by grace you have been saved through faith. And this is not your own doing; it is the gift of God, not a result of works, so that no one may boast."
      Believe in the transformative power of love and forgiveness embodied in Jesus Christ. He laid down His life so we could find ours. The Bible states in John 3:16, "For God so loved the world, that he gave his only Son, that whoever believes in him should not perish but have eternal life."
      True change and enlightenment come when we turn away from our old life and towards a new one - one guided by compassion, love, and humility. Acts 3:19 says, "Repent, then, and turn to God, so that your sins may be wiped out, that times of refreshing may come from the Lord."
      Express your faith, not only in words but also in actions. Embrace love, kindness, and righteousness, just like how Jesus lived His life. As Romans 10:9 suggests, "If you declare with your mouth, 'Jesus is Lord,' and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved."
      Consider baptism, a symbolic gesture of your new journey, your decision to leave the old behind, and embark on a new life in Him. Matthew 28:19 encourages us, "Go therefore and make disciples of all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit."
      Lastly, remain steadfast. Consistency in following Jesus and His teachings is the key. As Jesus says in John 14:15, "If you love me, keep my commands."
      This is not a demand but a warm invitation. An invitation to explore, to understand, and to experience a love that transcends human comprehension. A love that saves, heals, and brings life.

    • @joe_krogan
      @joe_krogan Год назад +1

      Lol being 30 isn't all its cracked up to be. I'm getting there and I hate it already.

    • @dollamih
      @dollamih Год назад +1

      ONG UELO

  • @L3V1ATH4N
    @L3V1ATH4N Год назад +18

    I felt like i was being held at gunpoint watching the clips of the movie and it was only seconds, I can't imagine the pain you went through to bring us this.

  • @genyakozlov1316
    @genyakozlov1316 Год назад +2694

    Honestly this movie is too unhinged to be called bad, or good for that matter. All I know is we need more movies like this. The sheer insanity is exhilarating.

    • @AmyAberrant
      @AmyAberrant Год назад +45

      It’s like goat story lol

    • @GwynC
      @GwynC Год назад +15

      Hoodwinked is one of those movies

    • @NEEDbacon
      @NEEDbacon 10 месяцев назад +9

      Just one of those movies you gotta turn your brain off for. But as like a Trauma Response.

  • @soltandvinegar
    @soltandvinegar Год назад +835

    I like how the camera sketch implies that everyone within Kurtis' sketches actually are identical

  • @BeeTeaBoi
    @BeeTeaBoi Год назад +732

    Honestly, a movie about Skateboarders with a camera that can capture events before they happen sounds like another Tony Hawk film they could spend 900 dollars on making

    • @charpool169
      @charpool169 Год назад +20

      Lol I can see it now, "you have to try this trick, the camera showed you doing it"

    • @oskarsodergren7033
      @oskarsodergren7033 Год назад +4

      its the plot of a twilight zone episode too

    • @FrenkTheJoy
      @FrenkTheJoy Год назад

      The skateboarding specifically being part of it makes a Goosebumps plot.

    • @daveslamjam
      @daveslamjam Год назад

      ain't this a goosebumps book

  • @themixelzone9968
    @themixelzone9968 11 месяцев назад +10

    I loved it when Switch Mitch said *“Those are some mad beats yo”* and proceed to commit horrific war crimes

  • @clownbattery
    @clownbattery Год назад +1250

    i rewatched that clip like 5 times i cant believe someone wrote that in the script and thought it was perfect:
    "smells like pee-pee and poo-poo in here"
    "its gotta be tony"
    "no seriously, why does it smell like caca and wee-whiz in here?"
    AND TONY LOOKS GUILTY TOO 😭😭😭

    • @SantaFishes101
      @SantaFishes101 Год назад

      well it's easy to smell like shit when you're a sk8erboi

    • @SantaFishes101
      @SantaFishes101 Год назад +16

      not that I don't have a base level of respect for tony hawk from growing up in the 00's lol

    • @tinytina5864
      @tinytina5864 Год назад +50

      No listen, I was legitimately on the floor

    • @burymeinjhenny918
      @burymeinjhenny918 Год назад +65

      His eyes darting around KILLED ME

    • @saoirse9844
      @saoirse9844 Год назад +10

      17:04

  • @oliviamayumi
    @oliviamayumi Год назад +302

    i mean. from what i understand tony hawk always using safety gear helped younger kids to not see them as "uncool". in the long run i'd be willing to bet that saved a good number of lives

  • @eros1702
    @eros1702 Год назад +1751

    The monkey scene was genuinely insane I have never seen someone be so violent towards a group of monkeys

    • @morganmatthews2222
      @morganmatthews2222 Год назад +17

      You need to Google the Tulsa race massacre

    • @TheTownHeifer
      @TheTownHeifer Год назад +119

      @@morganmatthews2222Foul. Jail for a thousand years

    • @patrickd.397
      @patrickd.397 Год назад

      @morganmatthews22221 bruh

    • @maddyivy
      @maddyivy Год назад +2

      havent seen that since 1760

    • @KS-vf3ru
      @KS-vf3ru Год назад

      @@morganmatthews2222disgusting 🤢 do not speak.

  • @ssholio
    @ssholio Год назад +26

    18:10 the way that man ran away is sending me 😆

  • @kinodogoowotho
    @kinodogoowotho Год назад +1402

    My grandmother's favorite story, she constantly tells, is the one time she went to Hawaii for a vacation and Tony Hawk walked up to her on a beach asking her for a cigarette. He did not have a skateboard unfortunately, but now every time either cigarettes or Tony Hawk got brought up in conversation, so did that story.

    • @rachelcookie321
      @rachelcookie321 Год назад +54

      How’d she know it was tony hawk? Is your grandmother the only person who can recognise him?

    • @kinodogoowotho
      @kinodogoowotho Год назад +42

      @@rachelcookie321 It does sound like a weird twilight zone episode 🤣

  • @mordrens
    @mordrens Год назад +874

    as someone who doesn’t know skateboarding, i appreciate kurtis telling me his jokes are funny

    • @ddjsoyenby
      @ddjsoyenby Год назад +10

      they're more than funny they're radical.

  • @melodyflanders6305
    @melodyflanders6305 Год назад +299

    fun fact: (i thought i recognized the voice when she said "i hope he's okay") the girl who voices kit also voices the blue mermaid in barbie mermaidia. so there's two barbie voice actors in this movie, a special treat 🎉

    • @julesdragons
      @julesdragons Год назад +25

      that exact voice line made me do the exact same thing- she voices several different characters but yeah she's most known for being Nori and Mariposa

    • @dliap98
      @dliap98 Год назад +5

      what a crossover

  • @The-Chair516
    @The-Chair516 Год назад +21

    13:36 Actually, there’s a Twilight Zone episode about that premise. These robbers steal a camera that takes pictures of something, but it shows what’s about to happen. Literally what we just saw, but a black and white photo instead

    • @0-_CYRUS_-0
      @0-_CYRUS_-0 7 месяцев назад +1

      There’s also a goose bumps book about it

    • @KingdomHeart556
      @KingdomHeart556 6 месяцев назад

      @@0-_CYRUS_-0I hit reply just to mention this but I was too late 😢

  • @tarahalliday9528
    @tarahalliday9528 Год назад +861

    the sketch at 14:34 is actually a real movie!! it's called "beyond the infinite two minutes" and its about a group of friends who figure out that one of their computer monitors shows two minutes into the future. it was filmed on an iphone and the entire movie is one take! it's super cool and awesome

    • @skeleviisiion
      @skeleviisiion Год назад +2

      I was just thinking about this! It's such a fun movie, immediately remembered once the sketch started!

    • @tia2237
      @tia2237 Год назад +68

      It's also technically the plot of a Goosebumps book/episode! Say cheese and die

    • @littlepoodle316
      @littlepoodle316 Год назад

      @@tia2237that was my first thought!!!

    • @Officesirenwife
      @Officesirenwife Год назад

      ​@@tia2237😫

    • @Chicky_Lumps
      @Chicky_Lumps Год назад +21

      ​@@tia2237That book itself was inspired by the Twilight Zone episode with the same premise, I forgot the name.

  • @Alyxovert
    @Alyxovert Год назад +1160

    That camera sketch provoked more emotion from me than the entire movie did

    • @crm7n
      @crm7n Год назад +16

      i have the faintest memories of the same concept being a goosebumps episode but i much prefer this

    • @blacksabbitha
      @blacksabbitha Год назад +6

      @@crm7ni think it might’ve been the twilight zone.

    • @Alyxovert
      @Alyxovert Год назад +7

      @@crm7n
      jeez that show was my entire childhood. think it was say cheese and die or something like that i can’t remember

    • @tessastephens4872
      @tessastephens4872 Год назад +4

      @@crm7nI WAS WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO SAY THIS I WAS GONNA COMMENT ABOUT THE GOOSEBUMPS EPISODE

    • @crm7n
      @crm7n Год назад +3

      @@blacksabbitha there was also a twilight zone episode, yes! it was called "a most unusual camera" :p

  • @dhenextalice
    @dhenextalice Год назад +648

    a bad movie video from kurt was what this summer was missing

  • @CorporalCasey_YT
    @CorporalCasey_YT 2 месяца назад +19

    7:53 keth wath human cantapult with skin

  • @mollysockmonkey
    @mollysockmonkey Год назад +488

    that kick flip was actually mad impressive. something about kurtis skateboarding seems so right even though i never thought of him as a skater

  • @Knuckleb0ne
    @Knuckleb0ne Год назад +788

    “People like their human cannonballs with SKIN” is at least more of a sentence than what Kurtis heard

    • @EvanACMedia
      @EvanACMedia Год назад +24

      I think that’s EXACTLY right.

    • @anodosarcade7355
      @anodosarcade7355 Год назад +35

      This raises more questions

    • @littlepoodle316
      @littlepoodle316 Год назад +2

      I thought he said “please provide the human Canibals with skin”

  • @alixgold
    @alixgold Год назад +607

    I’m sure the reason Tony Hawk is always in safety gear is to encourage kids to also wear it because someone famous like him still wears safety gear

    • @Shirumoon
      @Shirumoon Год назад +104

      Also why would you risk the integrity of your elbow, knee or other joints? Especially if sports is your job. It feels so 2000s to make fun of safety gear.

    • @Lady.Fritzx
      @Lady.Fritzx Год назад +57

      This is pretty much my thoughts as well. He’s how I convinced my daughter to use her skate safety gear.

    • @Jillionaire_
      @Jillionaire_ Год назад +1

      Noooooo shit huh

    • @aldranzam3456
      @aldranzam3456 Год назад +24

      @@Shirumoon true. I used to go to parkour classes and it only took one tibia hit for me to rush to buy protective socks (a large strip of skin almost completely detached but because it was 'almost' I could still feel the pain in it which was super weird).
      I bet Hawk hurt himself too much while wearing safety gear to even consider skating without.
      Wear safety gear, and always stretch before sports. Or you'll learn the hard way.

    • @oskarsodergren7033
      @oskarsodergren7033 Год назад +16

      that, and when he's doing commercials it helps ppl recognize him better. otherwise as twitter has shown, he kinda just looks like some guy

  • @BoyProdigyX
    @BoyProdigyX Месяц назад +6

    That crying baby SE @ 3:42 TORTURED my memory cuz I KNEW I'd heard it before. I think it's the same as the one in the UK show Misfits from E3, from the episode where this baby with powers mind-fks Nathan and only he can hear him crying... I can be VERY neurotic... haha

    • @jessie-yz5vz
      @jessie-yz5vz Месяц назад +2

      a fellow tism-haver, i see

  • @LuckyPhroggie
    @LuckyPhroggie Год назад +206

    Tony hawk glue trap is probably the funniest thing ive seen in a while. The way he lays down is so goofy

  • @Dreeraven
    @Dreeraven Год назад +103

    “Switch-Mitch and the Clowns” @ 22:27
    Adding that to my list of band names

  • @dogbog99
    @dogbog99 Год назад +1916

    Let’s not rip Tony Hawk got putting on protective equipment. He’s sensible and a good role model for people to look out for there safety while doing such a risky/dangerous extreme sport.

    • @Starribruins
      @Starribruins Год назад +91

      I mean, I play ice hockey. I HAVE to wear my padding and helmet/mask as a goalie because I would likely be dead

    • @ddjsoyenby
      @ddjsoyenby Год назад +108

      agreed even on flatground you can still have an accident he's just making sure he doesn't get injured.

    • @mostlyeva
      @mostlyeva Год назад +79

      one of my worst injuries was from flatground skating 😭 im still recovering

    • @Starribruins
      @Starribruins Год назад +28

      @@mostlyeva Oof. I near snapped my wrist before I took a break

    • @rayanma7791
      @rayanma7791 Год назад +2

      Ouch

  • @lyylski
    @lyylski 4 месяца назад +4

    This video had such an impact on Tony Hawk that even a year later he could instantly say it was Kurtis Conner who got this back to limelight, as mentioned in yesterday's Anthony Padilla's I Spent a Day With episode.

  • @shark_bee
    @shark_bee Год назад +434

    THE BARBIE “BALLS” WILL NEVER FAIL TO MAKE ME LAUGH THAT WAS SO UNEXPECTED LMAO 💀😭

  • @chenobujr
    @chenobujr Год назад +275

    The movement of the characters reminds me of Monster House, which also came out in 2006... but Monster House is actually a top tier movie

    • @brinncognito
      @brinncognito Год назад +19

      I thought the same thing! All the kids move like Chowder

  • @SebastianGonzalez-jc4wz
    @SebastianGonzalez-jc4wz Год назад +1273

    For a mid 2000s animated movie with incredibly dated CGI, i actually dig some of the character designs, some of the voice acting is not all that bad and the way the characters' faces are rendered is surprisingly expressive. There was some level of artistic proffesionality behind this. Its just kind of a shame that everything else going on in this movie is otherwise all over the place.

    • @Chicky_Lumps
      @Chicky_Lumps Год назад +42

      The actual models and textures are just so subpar even for the time, but yeah the animations and design concepts are not all that bad.

    • @sorryifoldcomment8596
      @sorryifoldcomment8596 Год назад +9

      Yeah I've noticed that so often in not-great pieces of media that involve animation & design (like movies & video games), I can tell that certain individuals behind the scenes actually did their job pretty well. At least put a lot of effort into it. Unfortunately no one can really tell, because too many of the other pieces they weren't responsible for failed to come together...and good animated movies involve soo many pieces coming together perfectly.
      (And I'm not saying the other people involved put no effort in at all, usually they did but they just didn't have the ability to pull it off with the tools they had in the time they were given. Even the best artists in the world require time!)
      /End ramble sorry 😅

  • @fatdogyoutube
    @fatdogyoutube 10 месяцев назад +19

    At 15:32 I was like ‘NOOOO’ because I didn’t want it to end

  • @Invenitive
    @Invenitive Год назад +153

    17:05 me and my brothers used to repeat this so much as kids. I had tried looking the line up from memory multiple times over the years, but could never find where it was from. I'm terrified to know that I watched this movie at some point and had no recollection of any of it.

    • @nomoretwitterhandles
      @nomoretwitterhandles Год назад +17

      Forgetting stuff like this isn't that weird or uncommon. You said you and your brothers were kids, yeah? Well believe it or not, the older you get, the more you forget from the past. The reason this happens is because we either took experiences for granted when we were younger, or because we learn about new things and those new memories push old ones out. Even the stuff we do remember changes slightly each time we remember them, but not like... drastically or anything. Sometimes we just look back on a memory and forget certain parts of it, so our brain fills in the gaps with something else.
      If anything, you should be glad to rediscover such a classic part of your childhood. Look on the bright side; I doubt you'd have an easy time forgetting this movie now!

    • @d0d0king22
      @d0d0king22 Год назад +1

      Lit.

    • @cleopatraonlyfans
      @cleopatraonlyfans Год назад +2

      Geez if I did that as a kid I wouldn’t have become such a depressed adult

  • @jasminec_
    @jasminec_ Год назад +364

    PLEASE NEVER STOP MAKING WEIRD ANIMATED MOVIE VIDEOS THEY'RE TOP TIER

    • @lunamercury_3113
      @lunamercury_3113 Год назад +1

      They’re my favorite fr

    • @Hehehhihi
      @Hehehhihi Год назад

      Fr they're so funny

    • @aloenix
      @aloenix Год назад

      FRRR does anyone have any more?? I recommend strange magic it’s so stupid

    • @Random-sk6hm
      @Random-sk6hm Год назад

      fr

  • @syd45678
    @syd45678 Год назад +211

    “You must be the freak of the week” that line is actually so raw, I love it

  • @OmegaSpark01
    @OmegaSpark01 Год назад +26

    I actually really respect Tony Hawk for always wearing safety gear whenever he’s on a skateboard. He knows he inspired kids and he wants them to know how important safety gear is

  • @sienaberry464
    @sienaberry464 Год назад +812

    A Drew, Jarvis, AND Kurtis video?? What did we do to deserve this?

    • @shaniaaaa1
      @shaniaaaa1 Год назад +10

      And a Penguinz0 video

    • @emilysmith4966
      @emilysmith4966 Год назад +23

      ​@ShaniaTaki we get a penguinz video everyday, he keeps us fed 😌

    • @Mossfaerie
      @Mossfaerie Год назад +50

      Peepee, poopoo, caca AND wee-whiz??

    • @Ourelleetsy
      @Ourelleetsy Год назад

      ​@@Mossfaerieno

    • @blastoffanimations
      @blastoffanimations Год назад +7

      and a new danny video if you count his deleted video

  • @Jay-wt6gj
    @Jay-wt6gj Год назад +1128

    I genuinely love Larry’s character design. Imagine him drawn in a Tim Burton-esq horror style

    • @tech7653
      @tech7653 Год назад +41

      reminds me of the villains in box trolls !

    • @faceofsoup
      @faceofsoup Год назад +24

      ⁠@@tech7653That’s what I was thinking! The stylization reminds me a lot of some of the characters Laika makes, just much more poorly made

    • @AoiUsagiOtoko
      @AoiUsagiOtoko Год назад +11

      ​@@tech7653i was trying to think of what movie he reminded me of, it's absolutely boxtrolls! such an underrated movie too, even among laika fans :(

    • @psinusaa3790
      @psinusaa3790 Год назад +1

      To those who are still seeking, still questioning, still not sure about their faith, here's an invitation.
      Understand that we, as humans, are limited. We often make mistakes, go astray, and lose our way. It's not about perfection; no one is. As it is stated in Romans 3:23, "For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God."
      Recognize that actions alone won't bring ultimate salvation. It's not about counting good deeds against the bad. Ephesians 2:8-9 teaches, "For by grace you have been saved through faith. And this is not your own doing; it is the gift of God, not a result of works, so that no one may boast."
      Believe in the transformative power of love and forgiveness embodied in Jesus Christ. He laid down His life so we could find ours. The Bible states in John 3:16, "For God so loved the world, that he gave his only Son, that whoever believes in him should not perish but have eternal life."
      True change and enlightenment come when we turn away from our old life and towards a new one - one guided by compassion, love, and humility. Acts 3:19 says, "Repent, then, and turn to God, so that your sins may be wiped out, that times of refreshing may come from the Lord."
      Express your faith, not only in words but also in actions. Embrace love, kindness, and righteousness, just like how Jesus lived His life. As Romans 10:9 suggests, "If you declare with your mouth, 'Jesus is Lord,' and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved."
      Consider baptism, a symbolic gesture of your new journey, your decision to leave the old behind, and embark on a new life in Him. Matthew 28:19 encourages us, "Go therefore and make disciples of all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit."
      Lastly, remain steadfast. Consistency in following Jesus and His teachings is the key. As Jesus says in John 14:15, "If you love me, keep my commands."
      This is not a demand but a warm invitation. An invitation to explore, to understand, and to experience a love that transcends human comprehension. A love that saves, heals, and brings life.

    • @princemessi
      @princemessi Год назад

      HE DIED ruclips.net/video/_h5p5gDAqdI/видео.html

  • @A88-p5e
    @A88-p5e Год назад +114

    The way the adult jokes slightly caught me off guard but pee pee poo poo/caca weewiz had me cry laughing

    • @Juneau04
      @Juneau04 14 дней назад +1

      the way he doubles down with "no seriously" and then gives synonyms of pee pee and poo poo to make his point. I'm dead 😂

  • @Catcuddles11
    @Catcuddles11 2 месяца назад +8

    24:07 NO BARBIE BALLS ?!?! 😭😭😭😭😭

    • @Catcuddles11
      @Catcuddles11 2 месяца назад +1

      I know I’m really late but shut up

  • @sicksour7791
    @sicksour7791 Год назад +202

    kurtis doing that kickflip is mad respect. i had no idea krutis could kickflip

    • @astro_stims
      @astro_stims Год назад +27

      i love Krutis Cronner

    • @sicksour7791
      @sicksour7791 Год назад +30

      @@astro_stims Krutis "The kickflip" Cronner

    • @psinusaa3790
      @psinusaa3790 Год назад

      To those who are still seeking, still questioning, still not sure about their faith, here's an invitation.
      Understand that we, as humans, are limited. We often make mistakes, go astray, and lose our way. It's not about perfection; no one is. As it is stated in Romans 3:23, "For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God."
      Recognize that actions alone won't bring ultimate salvation. It's not about counting good deeds against the bad. Ephesians 2:8-9 teaches, "For by grace you have been saved through faith. And this is not your own doing; it is the gift of God, not a result of works, so that no one may boast."
      Believe in the transformative power of love and forgiveness embodied in Jesus Christ. He laid down His life so we could find ours. The Bible states in John 3:16, "For God so loved the world, that he gave his only Son, that whoever believes in him should not perish but have eternal life."
      True change and enlightenment come when we turn away from our old life and towards a new one - one guided by compassion, love, and humility. Acts 3:19 says, "Repent, then, and turn to God, so that your sins may be wiped out, that times of refreshing may come from the Lord."
      Express your faith, not only in words but also in actions. Embrace love, kindness, and righteousness, just like how Jesus lived His life. As Romans 10:9 suggests, "If you declare with your mouth, 'Jesus is Lord,' and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved."
      Consider baptism, a symbolic gesture of your new journey, your decision to leave the old behind, and embark on a new life in Him. Matthew 28:19 encourages us, "Go therefore and make disciples of all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit."
      Lastly, remain steadfast. Consistency in following Jesus and His teachings is the key. As Jesus says in John 14:15, "If you love me, keep my commands."
      This is not a demand but a warm invitation. An invitation to explore, to understand, and to experience a love that transcends human comprehension. A love that saves, heals, and brings life.

    • @GoodKidmAAdLizard
      @GoodKidmAAdLizard Год назад +2

      @@psinusaa3790krutis

  • @amour749
    @amour749 Год назад +748

    Tony Hawk stuck in a glue trap is legit one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen.

  • @KiaraPOG
    @KiaraPOG Год назад +602

    I dont think I've ever laughed this hard at an animated movie, the monkey scene is pure insanity and it made me crylaugh

    • @psinusaa3790
      @psinusaa3790 Год назад +1

      To those who are still seeking, still questioning, still not sure about their faith, here's an invitation.
      Understand that we, as humans, are limited. We often make mistakes, go astray, and lose our way. It's not about perfection; no one is. As it is stated in Romans 3:23, "For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God."
      Recognize that actions alone won't bring ultimate salvation. It's not about counting good deeds against the bad. Ephesians 2:8-9 teaches, "For by grace you have been saved through faith. And this is not your own doing; it is the gift of God, not a result of works, so that no one may boast."
      Believe in the transformative power of love and forgiveness embodied in Jesus Christ. He laid down His life so we could find ours. The Bible states in John 3:16, "For God so loved the world, that he gave his only Son, that whoever believes in him should not perish but have eternal life."
      True change and enlightenment come when we turn away from our old life and towards a new one - one guided by compassion, love, and humility. Acts 3:19 says, "Repent, then, and turn to God, so that your sins may be wiped out, that times of refreshing may come from the Lord."
      Express your faith, not only in words but also in actions. Embrace love, kindness, and righteousness, just like how Jesus lived His life. As Romans 10:9 suggests, "If you declare with your mouth, 'Jesus is Lord,' and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved."
      Consider baptism, a symbolic gesture of your new journey, your decision to leave the old behind, and embark on a new life in Him. Matthew 28:19 encourages us, "Go therefore and make disciples of all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit."
      Lastly, remain steadfast. Consistency in following Jesus and His teachings is the key. As Jesus says in John 14:15, "If you love me, keep my commands."
      This is not a demand but a warm invitation. An invitation to explore, to understand, and to experience a love that transcends human comprehension. A love that saves, heals, and brings life.

    • @REXSKWONDO
      @REXSKWONDO Год назад

      @@psinusaa3790 hey shut up! :) don't force religion onto other people, it's not very nice. also most people don't care.

  • @BauxB
    @BauxB 9 месяцев назад +22

    16:36 hearing caca and wee wiz unexpectedly was the funniest thing to hear

  • @marinareiman4068
    @marinareiman4068 Год назад +497

    I actually think he sets a great example by wearing protective gear all the time. Also considering his audience, who are younger and also learning, which means getting hurt quite often

  • @neonwvlf
    @neonwvlf Год назад +306

    The original Twilight Zone series has an episode about a camera with the ability to take pictures of the future as well! It's called "A Most Unusual Camera" for anyone interested.

    • @SirenSC
      @SirenSC Год назад +23

      theres also a few goosebumps books about it which is what i immediately thought of since i grew up obsessed with goosebumps lmao :)

    • @risris.18
      @risris.18 Год назад +4

      that’s such a good episode too

    • @Rae.Rat311
      @Rae.Rat311 Год назад +5

      I immediately thought of the same episode :)

    • @PosthumanHeresy
      @PosthumanHeresy Год назад +2

      @@SirenSC Those books are so good. It's not just taking pictures of the future, it's actively cursing the future.

    • @judeayala6446
      @judeayala6446 Год назад +3

      There’s a movie based around this idea too- it’s called time lapse and it’s one of my favorite movies :)

  • @stale_salt
    @stale_salt Год назад +1132

    I'm actually impressed by how much Kurtis knows about skateboard anatomy

    • @tranqfart
      @tranqfart Год назад +72

      anyone who has skated will know the anatomy because you typically build the board yourself and there's really only like 6 different parts

    • @stale_salt
      @stale_salt Год назад +4

      @@tranqfart oh interesting

    • @levistewart8856
      @levistewart8856 Год назад +23

      He kinda looks like the type of guy to know skateboard anatomy.

    • @Saul_.Goodman
      @Saul_.Goodman Год назад +3

      @@tranqfartyeah making a skateboard isn’t really that hard you just have to find a youtube tutorial if you’re a beginner

    • @jasperjazzie
      @jasperjazzie Год назад +7

      the word anatomy makes me think skateboards are living creatures and that is a terrifying thought

  • @WitchyFerret
    @WitchyFerret Год назад +6

    The sudden image of your face, deepfried at 10:24 almost made me spit my cereal

  • @mirabelarmstrong8518
    @mirabelarmstrong8518 Год назад +84

    the Barbie “balls” sound bite will never fail to send me into an absolute crying fit

  • @SirAsdf
    @SirAsdf Год назад +275

    This movie has been lurking in the back of my brain like some sort of parasite ever since it aired.
    There are precious moments with my dearly departed grandmother that have been ejected from my memory banks, but the scene of one of the hillbillies drinking another one's boogers has stayed with me for literal decades.

  • @megn9146
    @megn9146 Год назад +237

    14:09 theres actually a japanese movie that follows that exact plotline and its actually executed rly well! Its called 'beyond the infinite two minutes'

  • @rud5101
    @rud5101 Год назад +9

    I'm convinced Switch Mitch is just an older Chowder from Monster House

  • @readdungeonmeshi
    @readdungeonmeshi Год назад +792

    at the "freak of the week" sequence, me and my dad started crying laughing for 10 minutes

  • @podgy5
    @podgy5 Год назад +358

    I was never unto skateboarding, mostly because I knew that I would break every bones I've ever owned if I attempted it, but I always loved that Tony wore all his safety gear all the time. He is a role model, so encouraging safe practices is really important, and he obviously doesn't care if people think it's lame because he knows it isn't

    • @thestargazer679
      @thestargazer679 Год назад +24

      what about rental bones

    • @podgy5
      @podgy5 Год назад +22

      @@thestargazer679 Too expensive to break rental bones because you lose your security deposit! 😂

    • @thecatwithamustache420
      @thecatwithamustache420 Год назад +12

      ​@@podgy5highly recommend just getting some used bones instead of renting tbh.

  • @lavennia
    @lavennia Год назад +302

    There is actually a movie about a camera that tells the future. It's called "Time Lapse"! It's low budget thriller but REALLY good, I'd definitely recommend it. It's from 2015 or 2016

    • @CaptainKay0
      @CaptainKay0 Год назад +8

      Came here to say this (and did say it before seeing your comment). Definitely worth a watch

    • @bridgette8748
      @bridgette8748 Год назад +5

      Yessssss the ending was wild!

    • @reynas344
      @reynas344 Год назад +13

      that reminds me of the twilight zone episode about the camera that takes pics of the future

    • @carrotman
      @carrotman Год назад +23

      I was thinking about the goosebumps version "say cheese and die"

    • @scrimshawmassacre
      @scrimshawmassacre Год назад +1

      @@carrotman lawl same

  • @jackielemire7159
    @jackielemire7159 5 месяцев назад +3

    7:29 i believe he's saying "people like their human cannonballs with skin", but any guess is as good as that

  • @eugeneturner7520
    @eugeneturner7520 Год назад +100

    At 55, Tony Hawk is STILL skateboarding, and honestly, I don't think he'd have it any other way. He's literally going to end up being one of those old surfer dudes, only on a skateboard, instead, and that's cool - he's certainly a master of his craft and has that guru energy about him. I always wanted to learn how to skateboard or surf, or snowboard, or do something X-TREME, but I'm confined to Arizona, and in the middle of a desert, so there are not a lot of places to do such things, here.

    • @danielladuck3323
      @danielladuck3323 6 месяцев назад

      Dude will be skateboarding all the way to the pearly gates

    • @foxarror
      @foxarror 5 месяцев назад

      I live in az too and there is nothing to do I hate it lmao

    • @eugeneturner7520
      @eugeneturner7520 4 месяца назад

      @@foxarror Off-roading is fun.

  • @caralinesnyder
    @caralinesnyder Год назад +317

    6:26 The Barbie Rapunzel vs Bratz Fashion Pixies video was the first experience I ever had of a Kurtis Connor video… so the “BALLS” quote will never stop being hilarious to me, it’s become apart of my soul.
    I became a citizen of KurtisTown very shortly after hearing Barbie’s “BALLS“ quote being used whenever an opportunity arises to do so.
    And I have not left the town since.

    • @lordgrimixb
      @lordgrimixb Год назад +6

      One of my favourite videos of his😂😂

    • @RottenLegacy
      @RottenLegacy Год назад +2

      Ayo same here! That entire video lives rent-free in my head

  • @canaanslevinsky5060
    @canaanslevinsky5060 Год назад +194

    The Tony glue trap bit was quite possibly the funniest joke ever.

  • @Page153
    @Page153 Год назад +10

    5:35 How did they get the guy who plays Clank in Ratchet and Clank in this? That’s hilarious, but kinda cool at the same time.

    • @blakegriplingph
      @blakegriplingph Год назад +1

      Mainframe also produced a _Rachet & Clank_ movie iirc.