This Low-Budget Animated Movie Ruined My Life

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  • Опубликовано: 21 дек 2024

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  • @kurtisconner
    @kurtisconner  4 года назад +49099

    the sketch at 15:50 only has audio on the left side so if you're listening with headphones it might sound weird!! sorry i messed up the audio!

  • @shae.2214
    @shae.2214 4 года назад +10585

    I have a theory that this was actually a really good movie but everyone else hated it and distracted the creators while they made it stinky.

  • @agatabrozova786
    @agatabrozova786 4 года назад +9416

    The thing is, goats (kozy) is a slang word for boobs in czech. So it seems to me that the whole movie is based on a terrible pun. Sorry.

    • @adrienneczerni6516
      @adrienneczerni6516 4 года назад +471

      Katie is packing some genuine goats

    • @DanielM-di3xl
      @DanielM-di3xl 4 года назад +210

      Uprimne? Myslím si že tento film robí veľmi zle meno pre Českú republiku

    • @acedcoffee6934
      @acedcoffee6934 4 года назад +270

      OMFG THIS IS TERRIBLY UNDERRATED

    • @veronikakajosova6896
      @veronikakajosova6896 4 года назад +145

      @@DanielM-di3xl čítala som recenzie naň a trochu ma vydesilo aké boli pozitívne a koľko nadšených mamičiek tam písalo aký bol ten film super a ako sa páčil ich deťom.

    • @toatakanuva4846
      @toatakanuva4846 4 года назад +38

      Honestly makes sense

  • @princecharmling14
    @princecharmling14 4 года назад +3965

    The thing is. The animation models quality is really clear. But the models themselves are horrific.

    • @Victoria-cm7yh
      @Victoria-cm7yh 4 года назад +255

      They look like someone's collection of repulsive celebrity bobbleheads that have accumulated a decade's worth of grime and are now lying in a "free" box at the side of the road.

    • @slowyourroll1146
      @slowyourroll1146 4 года назад +39

      @@Victoria-cm7yh I imagined this and I can't stop laughing

    • @nxon9274
      @nxon9274 4 года назад +10

      No wonder this comment had 666 likes

    • @sugarjuice9459
      @sugarjuice9459 4 года назад +4

      Jaydon Nixon it's a sign from the angels bro

    • @ashikjaman1940
      @ashikjaman1940 4 года назад +2

      @@Victoria-cm7yh The bobbleheads were all dipped in the cum jar

  • @hamsterfriend212
    @hamsterfriend212 6 месяцев назад +1124

    i can actually explain why goat having that pipe in her throat stopped her from dying! when someone is hanged, one of two things can happen:
    1. if it's a short drop, they will suffocate to death. this isn't very common nowadays, but was popular before executions were intended to be humane
    2. if it's a long drop, their neck will either break (causing unconsciousness and immediate death thereafter) or they'll be decapitated. the long drop is more complicated since it requires math to determine the right height to drop the victim from - too high, and they will lose their head; too low, and they'll suffocate.
    in goat's case, it seems like this was a short drop (makes sense, given the time period and public nature of the execution), so the metal pipe in her throat was likely there to prevent the rope from closing her windpipe/trachea. this allowed goat to continue breathing even after she was supposed to have died. when she fell down/was let down, she somehow coughed up the metal pipe (goats rarely vomit/throw things up, but whatever) and was able to breathe normally again. i'm not exactly sure how this works, because i'm pretty sure if i tried to hold a pipe in my throat i'd choke, but maybe it worked for her because she's a goat. hope this helps!
    edit: i have been informed that blood flow is cut off from the outside so unless goat figured out how to avoid that and only had to worry about no more oxygen she should def be dead

    • @icarus7526
      @icarus7526 6 месяцев назад +100

      this infodump is insane and thank you so much lmao

    • @jonesyop
      @jonesyop 5 месяцев назад +65

      That would make sense apart from the rope cutting off the carotid arteries which are on the outside of the neck. Basically being choked out. In grappling this is known as a blood choke vs an air choke. One stops blood flow to the brain the other stops you from being able to breathe. Both result in no oxygen to brain = death :(

    • @kingezekiel125
      @kingezekiel125 5 месяцев назад

      She is just a throat goat

    • @Veredeto
      @Veredeto 5 месяцев назад +34

      As a physician, hanging first damages the bloodflow to and from the brain, which is the main cause of death, airflow obstruction also occurs but o well you cant oxygenate without a blood supply

    • @blearkob
      @blearkob 4 месяца назад +32

      "maybe it worked for her because she's a goat" is such a funny explanation

  • @hithere1150
    @hithere1150 4 года назад +10489

    the fact that boob nails isnt the worst part of this movie is concerning

  • @onalennavuyokazinhlumayo312
    @onalennavuyokazinhlumayo312 4 года назад +8363

    So the people of that town can't tell the difference between a HUMAN GIRL and a GOAT IN A DRESS AND A WIG??!! I have no words

    • @AngelaMerici12
      @AngelaMerici12 4 года назад +583

      Did you see those characters?? Even I could confuse a goat from those "humans".

    • @mindyobusiness6257
      @mindyobusiness6257 4 года назад +252

      And a wig made of freaking HAY MAY I HAD

    • @kawaiikokutan7686
      @kawaiikokutan7686 4 года назад +127

      These lace fronts be giving people trust issues.

    • @internetperson3228
      @internetperson3228 4 года назад +114

      To be fair I was also confused when I saw the goat's giant tiddies

    • @Loh24158
      @Loh24158 4 года назад +32

      The goat has tiddies

  • @nanp545
    @nanp545 4 года назад +14622

    The gay guards and the bearded skeleton are the only salvageable parts of this movie jesus

    • @PatchOfMoss
      @PatchOfMoss 4 года назад +713

      I haven't watched the video yet and now I'm scared...

    • @purna062vishi6
      @purna062vishi6 4 года назад +344

      @@PatchOfMoss its insane man

    • @artificier9353
      @artificier9353 4 года назад +333

      the czech animators are really being woke for someone in their situation

    • @finnstorck4993
      @finnstorck4993 4 года назад +207

      yeah right?! I want a film about just them

    • @zuzanalovitt1325
      @zuzanalovitt1325 4 года назад +33

      Gay? I’ve heard that supposedly we’re very homophobic

  • @turnerwhyuneedtoknow8433
    @turnerwhyuneedtoknow8433 4 месяца назад +224

    The "Dr. Faust" is a reference to Faust's legend where a guy sells his soul to the devil for 7 years of unlimited pleasure, and then when the seven years are up he goes to hell for the rest of eternity. Pretty clever reference for such a bad movie

    • @lvbboi9
      @lvbboi9 Месяц назад +4

      Yup. I learnt that thanks to "Dr Faustus and the Alchemist" (a great youtube video)

    • @lottaigmirinqae8419
      @lottaigmirinqae8419 5 дней назад +2

      goethe lässt grüßen

    • @charliethepogchamp2988
      @charliethepogchamp2988 День назад +1

      I caught that too. I also think that the clock maker's eyes being cut out could be a reference to a Russian myth regarding Ivan the Terrible. I don't remember all the details, but he was said to have ordered an architect's eyes to be cut out after a famous cathedral was built, so that he couldn't make something so beautiful for anyone else. It's just so oddly specific to not be a coincidence, especially when the movie claims to be based on "old legends from Prague. (Then again, Prague is in the Czech Republic and not Russia, so IDK.)

  • @likewisefish2934
    @likewisefish2934 4 года назад +18294

    ok so for anyone who's wondering, kurtis didn't talk about:
    -the fact that katy got her nails by stealing them off of coffins (i deadass have no idea why)
    -in one scene goat and the motorboat lady from the bar have a wlw moment and basically hit on each other, goat literally asking her "so do you think I can get you out of that dress?"
    -when katy was fully naked, there's a shot of her walking past the stereotypical chinese men, and they start hollering and one says in the most stereotypical chinese accent I've ever heard, "oooh, can we have pretty lady too?"
    -one time when goat is off at the bar getting drunk, there's this part where this random stranger is just milking her while she's just chillin and drinking her beer
    -in one scene katy just pulls a whole ass head of cabbage out of her cleavage and gives it to goat i'm not even kidding it was insane

    • @ban4nabread723
      @ban4nabread723 4 года назад +2415

      i beg your pardon👁👁

    • @AF-wr9lb
      @AF-wr9lb 4 года назад +1366

      Hold on luv -

    • @ashleedaniel7087
      @ashleedaniel7087 4 года назад +1078

      i have no words 👁👄👁

    • @glossypeony3553
      @glossypeony3553 4 года назад +946

      I saw most of these scenes and just please don't watch them

    • @terezamatys4489
      @terezamatys4489 4 года назад +528

      I was waiting for the cofin scene... but it never came

  • @melisdead5271
    @melisdead5271 4 года назад +11365

    Katie “dies”: prays for her to come back
    Goat “dies”: welp I guess there’s nothing we can do

    • @Lexilove2016
      @Lexilove2016 4 года назад +22

      You use * not "

    • @adequatelytrying6568
      @adequatelytrying6568 4 года назад +142

      @@Lexilove2016 * makes things bold

    • @FaiaHalo
      @FaiaHalo 4 года назад +93

      @@Lexilove2016 but in this case, the person (I believe) made it like this because both Katie and the goat supposedly die.

    • @wompwompana
      @wompwompana 4 года назад +51

      Dom the Bomb they put them in quotations because they didn’t actually die and the “” suggested it was just supposed both times

    • @fernandaguisard4637
      @fernandaguisard4637 4 года назад +33

      Who cares? It's a youtube comment section not your assignment

  • @TessaImAMessa
    @TessaImAMessa 4 года назад +16262

    It really bothers me how high definition this movie is.

  • @nerodiseppia99
    @nerodiseppia99 Год назад +1578

    I really thought in the end the goat would’ve made a contract with the devil to become humanlike and pretend to be katie 💀💀

    • @aiyanari41
      @aiyanari41 Год назад +86

      Woww that’s a much better plot than what I just watched

    • @gokuxsephiroth4505
      @gokuxsephiroth4505 10 месяцев назад +11

      That was what I thought too honestly

    • @stevenclark1662
      @stevenclark1662 8 месяцев назад +8

      You just spoiled the sequel

    • @kingofdragons7
      @kingofdragons7 4 месяца назад +2

      That ending gave me a laughing fit holy shit 😂

  • @HopePapernacky
    @HopePapernacky 4 года назад +5560

    The animation isn’t too bad, it’s the animation STYLE that makes me want to cry

    • @solarwings1132
      @solarwings1132 4 года назад +251

      FR! I never thought that I would envy blind people

    • @harnoorb887
      @harnoorb887 4 года назад +145

      Solar Wings that’s not very nice, they’ll be so sad when they read this comment 😔😳

    • @wpjmurray
      @wpjmurray 4 года назад +35

      Harnoor B 🤔

    • @HopePapernacky
      @HopePapernacky 4 года назад +34

      Harnoor B
      O O F

    • @tikihead
      @tikihead 4 года назад +42

      @@harnoorb887 who's gonna tell her

  • @nosyDetective
    @nosyDetective 4 года назад +9364

    ''So who's your favorite lgbt character in media?''
    Me: ''The two guards at the bottom of the tower in Goat Story''

    • @royalblanket
      @royalblanket 4 года назад +5

      @• K a t h y • Is that movies?

    • @Sakurablossem3
      @Sakurablossem3 4 года назад +43

      @@royalblanket she is from Adventure time

    • @gerry7860
      @gerry7860 4 года назад +15

      @• K a t h y • oh are you talking about Marceline? i was confused the first time lol

    • @kennythefrog1
      @kennythefrog1 4 года назад +181

      Or more precisely... the guard that bottoms.

    • @Lilyjem39
      @Lilyjem39 4 года назад +19

      @@kennythefrog1you genius!

  • @sournoodl
    @sournoodl 4 года назад +52120

    In the czech dub, the goat also sometimes changes her pronouns randomly, breaking the barrier of gender, very pragueressive

    • @Munroemi07
      @Munroemi07 4 года назад +3968

      This comment is HIGHLY underrated

    • @Up10tionslay
      @Up10tionslay 4 года назад +4814

      Goat is non-binary thank you and goodnight

    • @ispeakforthe12yrolds76
      @ispeakforthe12yrolds76 4 года назад +207

      @Jesus’lilcumbag420 69 fitting thoughts and questions for your username

    • @Emma_The_H0ppin_H00ligan
      @Emma_The_H0ppin_H00ligan 4 года назад +3963

      GOAT IS THE GENDERFLUID RULER WE NEED IN THIS TRYING TIME!!!!

    • @ghost-husband
      @ghost-husband 4 года назад +2006

      I- I can't say that the goat being genderfluid would be suprising considering how strange the plot points are

  • @kragujspasitel9788
    @kragujspasitel9788 10 месяцев назад +2457

    As a czech you're lucky to watch it as adult. The trauma that the movie gave me when 4 year old me was watching it in cinema is unbearable to this day.

    • @Bewbslol
      @Bewbslol 10 месяцев назад +36

      How old is this movie

    • @murphyee7696
      @murphyee7696 7 месяцев назад

      @@Bewbslol read somewhere it was released in 2008

    • @JesusChristTheQueerProfit
      @JesusChristTheQueerProfit 7 месяцев назад +90

      ​@@Bewbslol it was made in 2008 I think

    • @raimarulightning
      @raimarulightning 6 месяцев назад +193

      I was happy believing that this movie wasn't actually inflicted upon the poor children of Czechia. Why would you take that from me

    • @Qkkkqr_
      @Qkkkqr_ 6 месяцев назад +19

      @@JesusChristTheQueerProfitthis movie’s older than me 😨

  • @hermionestranger4964
    @hermionestranger4964 4 года назад +16284

    "Would you like another nail?" is the female version of "are you lost, baby girl?"

    • @justcallmebu
      @justcallmebu 4 года назад +734

      As a Czech girl I'll use this only bcs of this comment

    • @lilacbubble3589
      @lilacbubble3589 4 года назад +71

      OMG HAHA

    • @hanhan6316
      @hanhan6316 4 года назад +236

      365 days made me want to puke

    • @chlaciecc
      @chlaciecc 4 года назад +300

      "ya want another nail, big guy?"

    • @prageruwu69
      @prageruwu69 4 года назад +79

      thanks i hate it

  • @elizajones1125
    @elizajones1125 4 года назад +1980

    Katie, some random girl he met like three days ago, who gave him a nail for reason and then hooked up with him: **dies**
    Jemmy: **prays for her to come back to life**
    Goat, his friend for years, who came all the way to Prague just for him: **dies**
    Jemmy: oh shit

    • @hcooney327
      @hcooney327 4 года назад +70

      Oh dammmmn _simp_ alert

  • @tiredjedi
    @tiredjedi 4 года назад +5713

    this movie just FEELS illegal - like every scene is a crime against humanity itself

  • @jolynelovemail
    @jolynelovemail 4 месяца назад +205

    I would give literally anything to watch this video for the first time again. To forget the twists and relearn them would be like a miracle.

    • @_g0r3c0r3
      @_g0r3c0r3 4 месяца назад +1

      so real

    • @daniburns6369
      @daniburns6369 Месяц назад +5

      one of the few upsides of adhd lol

  • @ameliawood8923
    @ameliawood8923 2 года назад +24156

    if I was Katy I’d be a bit insulted if a goat put on a dress and absolutely no one questioned that it wasn’t me

    • @heyitslupe7528
      @heyitslupe7528 2 года назад +558

      This comment 😂😂😂

    • @gray.2081
      @gray.2081 2 года назад +991

      For real lol. I’d feel so insecure afterwards

    • @kaiyaskr
      @kaiyaskr 2 года назад +278

      IM DYING HAHAHAHAHAH

    • @johnathonjordon8148
      @johnathonjordon8148 2 года назад +91

      Lmao-

    • @kellabdjfoo
      @kellabdjfoo 2 года назад +414

      AHAHA
      AND FOR MY CHEST THEY LITERALLY HAVE TO USE CABBAGES LIKE DAMN 😭

  • @hernameisalive69
    @hernameisalive69 4 года назад +3343

    The devil looks like the most sane character in this movie ngl

    • @avaisnotok
      @avaisnotok 4 года назад +12

      hey btw i like ur pfp 🥺👋

    • @BabyBeelzebub
      @BabyBeelzebub 4 года назад +47

      he just wants to play cards my man

    • @willows6114
      @willows6114 4 года назад +56

      Same with the skeleton playing the organ

    • @petrfedor1851
      @petrfedor1851 4 года назад +9

      I think it is soppouse to be so called "čert", basicly Lucifer´s minions whose goal is to bring sinners to hell and tempt people to become sinners. It is actually common trope in fairy tales there.
      Krampus is basicly scary version of that.

    • @dead2519
      @dead2519 4 года назад

      oh no- your profile picture✨

  • @MissBaleigh
    @MissBaleigh 4 года назад +6638

    My roommate and I can’t stop saying “making it stinky” thanks Kurtis

    • @weekndenjoyer
      @weekndenjoyer 4 года назад +201

      maken it s h t i n k e e

    • @meganmcleod6152
      @meganmcleod6152 4 года назад +146

      For me it’s op fish in the mouth

    • @userKleos
      @userKleos 4 года назад +41

      I mean... can you blame them?

    • @weekndenjoyer
      @weekndenjoyer 4 года назад +16

      Megan Mcleod HAHAHAHA

    • @501stcrusade5
      @501stcrusade5 4 года назад +36

      same fishy fishy fishy making it stinky

  • @brielaga.
    @brielaga. Год назад +1517

    The word "goat/goats" has double meaning in Czech. It's also slang word for boobs. I believe that's why Kate's proportions are this way. It was ✨artistic choice✨

    • @M1N1molo
      @M1N1molo 10 месяцев назад +36

      Yeah my choice is execution

    • @SydneyStewart-d3f
      @SydneyStewart-d3f 6 месяцев назад +55

      Would you like...another nail?

    • @AliaM270
      @AliaM270 4 месяца назад

      ​@@SydneyStewart-d3f no...?

    • @GachaGirlieYT
      @GachaGirlieYT 3 месяца назад +11

      would you like- *blinks cutely because i’m the main characters love interest* -another nail? 🥰😍😘

    • @deaddan2148
      @deaddan2148 Месяц назад +1

      Fartistic choice*

  • @1Tako1
    @1Tako1 4 года назад +7990

    No joke, this is actually the most ugly character design I've ever seen. Like how did they make something so ugly? Even those creepy animations on RUclips are miles better then this since at least I can actually watch them.

    • @Nickelberkelium
      @Nickelberkelium 4 года назад +261

      Seriously...this movie is so...annoying,it seriously infuriates me lmao😭

    • @kgcressie
      @kgcressie 4 года назад +43

      It’s worse than dr Suess illustrations and that makes me want to throw up

    • @aleahdegroot3025
      @aleahdegroot3025 4 года назад +192

      @@kgcressie hey don't hate on dr suess

    • @oight
      @oight 4 года назад +35

      @@kgcressie the bravery u have for commenting this..... and ur right too.............

    • @traitwopronounwncethess2566
      @traitwopronounwncethess2566 4 года назад +49

      Honestly I feel like the character modeling is worse than food fight

  • @slickboyist
    @slickboyist 4 года назад +9512

    Petition for Kurtis to start using the skeleton playing the organ clip for every videos sponsor transition

  • @faith9196
    @faith9196 4 года назад +9635

    “Once a loser, always a loser. Even if he eats caviar.”
    Can that be my senior quote?

  • @neverealmmusic
    @neverealmmusic Год назад +189

    It's been 3 years and I still cannot believe how good the music is at 26:31 like props to the composer

    • @musicbysasha_
      @musicbysasha_ Месяц назад +3

      it sounds vaguely familiar, like an extended music clip from home alone or something

    • @mariecarie1
      @mariecarie1 Месяц назад +1

      Just watched that part and thought the same thing, like that music is too good for that movie

    • @neverealmmusic
      @neverealmmusic Месяц назад +1

      @@musicbysasha_probably purchased through a music house or licensed

  • @nandase02
    @nandase02 4 года назад +6857

    I swear that this is NOT considered to be a NORMAL movie for kids (or normal movie in general) in Czech Republic. The people who made this are just werid as hell...

    • @annahruba4342
      @annahruba4342 4 года назад +110

      Já na tohle koukala jako malá 24/7 a přišlo mi to v pohodě jako dítěti xd

    • @SoYeahLol
      @SoYeahLol 4 года назад +549

      Yeah, I don't think this movie is considered sane in _any_ country.

    • @CrankyB1tsch
      @CrankyB1tsch 4 года назад +43

      I gave you the 666th like lol... But how was this considered in Czech republic?

    • @nandase02
      @nandase02 4 года назад +352

      @@CrankyB1tschThe first movie - werid, strange, terrifying, trash... I actually know some kids, that liked the second one, but now when they're grown up, they realize what they were watching and are disgusted with themselves. But goat story was the fist czech animated movie and the director, producer and writer ( the same person) is proud of himself and says, that this movie is just as good as any Pixar movie...

    • @sillicon8227
      @sillicon8227 4 года назад +192

      @@nandase02 How... How can someone be *Proud* of this

  • @sydneyling7434
    @sydneyling7434 4 года назад +5267

    jemy's facial structure reminds me of the i aint never seen 2 pretty best friends

    • @hopelesshoshii5520
      @hopelesshoshii5520 4 года назад +172

      “I ain’t ever seen two pretty best-goats, one of them always gotta be ugly.”

    • @4eva643
      @4eva643 4 года назад +30

      Can't unsee now

    • @shankaka_99
      @shankaka_99 4 года назад +18

      YES HOLY SHIT I THOUGHT I WAS FHE ON,Y ONE THINKING THAT

    • @amalaljallad6608
      @amalaljallad6608 4 года назад +2

      💀💀

    • @anandahamlin8215
      @anandahamlin8215 4 года назад

      @Rachel Schuman-Cook oml

  • @honeyjelly9158
    @honeyjelly9158 3 года назад +8096

    My boyfriend and I were drunk as hell watching this and I cackled for an hour straight at "fish in the mouth" and "Makin it stinky"

    • @daylight137
      @daylight137 3 года назад +341

      I’m not drunk and I laughed for an hour at it lol

    • @CursedCaptainGaming
      @CursedCaptainGaming 3 года назад +283

      “Ope, fish in the mouth”

    • @millay69
      @millay69 3 года назад +89

      bae goals 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

    • @zoeishahaha
      @zoeishahaha 3 года назад +81

      Don’t sell yourself short, I’m not drunk and I still laughed for way too long

    • @saskia9853
      @saskia9853 3 года назад +23

      @@CursedCaptainGaming this sentence makes me literally lose my mind every time i see/hear or even tHINK about it

  • @jetsharkdragon
    @jetsharkdragon 11 месяцев назад +774

    This accidentally became my comfort video i fall asleep to, and i feel like im Stockholm syndrome-ing myself into liking goat story

    • @maximumdinosaur
      @maximumdinosaur 11 месяцев назад +14

      HAHA REAL

    • @Silentravioli
      @Silentravioli 7 месяцев назад

      Omg I didn’t know others brains also randomly pick a certain videos to sleep too😭

    • @Silentravioli
      @Silentravioli 7 месяцев назад

      Omg I didn’t know other people had “comfort sleep videos” also LOL my mom thinks it’s weird😭

    • @hello_i_am_jacob
      @hello_i_am_jacob 6 месяцев назад +2

      Myself tbh

    • @shelbycargill9390
      @shelbycargill9390 6 месяцев назад +9

      Me too, I’ve been watching this most days since it came out and every time it’s recommended to me I watch it again. I don’t know what it is abt the video 💀

  • @serenityfreeman5906
    @serenityfreeman5906 3 года назад +12150

    "Hey honey"
    "Hey"
    "How was work?"
    "The usual, I animated a little boys dingaling in 24 fps."

    • @Min-qp9hv
      @Min-qp9hv 3 года назад +517

      That's a red flag if you ask me

    • @br1dget
      @br1dget 3 года назад +41

      UNDERATED

    • @daisydee5398
      @daisydee5398 3 года назад +29

      **snorts**

    • @agereartist3763
      @agereartist3763 3 года назад +132

      I'd be getting a divorce real quick

    • @nuggetsatan4574
      @nuggetsatan4574 3 года назад +55

      “Why did I marry you and not Jim?”

  • @anunreliablenarrator9689
    @anunreliablenarrator9689 4 года назад +8412

    to everyone whose first introduction to czech culture was this movie: you’re welcome

    • @michaela0687
      @michaela0687 4 года назад +154

      yeah our childhood

    • @pizzalover471
      @pizzalover471 4 года назад +14

      Xdd

    • @Kateverone
      @Kateverone 4 года назад +435

      Why is this the one thing that Kurtis finds? I had hoped this would stay buried in the deepest parts of my unconscious for the rest of eternity. And here we are

    • @MILOEBA
      @MILOEBA 4 года назад +65

      @@Kateverone it was fate

    • @stickerskin5627
      @stickerskin5627 4 года назад +90

      my childhood was kuky.. loved him and i loved the movie,, but as a kid i never understood a word they were saying

  • @illumikitty
    @illumikitty 4 года назад +7042

    "It's because I'm a goat, isn't it?"
    _"Well, maybe a little bit"_

    • @giasharie274
      @giasharie274 4 года назад +427

      Legit has the same energy as “It’s not because you’re a rabbit” Ghost stories dub

    • @maliamoh3784
      @maliamoh3784 4 года назад +88

      this movie ruined my life

    • @oublie-moi
      @oublie-moi 4 года назад +22

      @@giasharie274 omg I was just thinking that xD lmaoo

    • @zyoom8796
      @zyoom8796 4 года назад +66

      Gia Sharie "but because you're black"😔

    • @anerroroccurredpleasetryag9204
      @anerroroccurredpleasetryag9204 4 года назад +9

      i don't know..

  • @ametrime4754
    @ametrime4754 8 месяцев назад +26

    19:34 HELP THATS WHERE HE GOT THE POADCAST TRANSITION SONG FROM I WAS SO CONFUSED EVERY TIME I HEARD IT THIS IS SO FUNNY HE ACTUALLY USED IT IM FREAKING OUT

  • @JanieBee
    @JanieBee 3 года назад +4560

    Ok but why does everyone that was literally rooting for her death start to go "aw" seconds after her death

    • @dankdatsouljaboi
      @dankdatsouljaboi 3 года назад +180

      They saw goat's hooves. Also, how tf did goat get those giant ass breasts?

    • @stovepipe7773
      @stovepipe7773 3 года назад +82

      @@dankdatsouljaboi heads of cabbage that were painted

    • @dankdatsouljaboi
      @dankdatsouljaboi 3 года назад +17

      @@stovepipe7773 I realized that after I posted the comment.

    • @kaledoublescope
      @kaledoublescope 3 года назад +15

      @@stovepipe7773 I thought it was watermelon lol

    • @dankdatsouljaboi
      @dankdatsouljaboi 3 года назад +15

      @AngxlsLyrics builds well, it was something large, green, and round

  • @aly123four
    @aly123four 4 года назад +3016

    "Oh- a plot hole, they should fix that" was the funniest thing ive ever watched thanks

  • @0ptical315
    @0ptical315 4 года назад +6607

    “This man is eating an entire Turkey”
    Ignores the man eating a live pig.

    • @amorettaslove
      @amorettaslove 4 года назад +14

      Timestamp?

    • @little_r4t1945
      @little_r4t1945 4 года назад +133

      in the movie you can actually see this man more times and he's with the pig so i guess he's just raising it to eat it when it's full grown:))

    • @jaaaime
      @jaaaime 4 года назад +4

      1000 Subscribers without any videos ? 6:50 - its not that far into the video lmao

    • @soniamyers9402
      @soniamyers9402 4 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/fan7XfY8Lpg/видео.html lol there a goat story 2

    • @berniebutterhole4076
      @berniebutterhole4076 4 года назад +21

      I thought it was just a pet pig cuz she isn’t eating it

  • @undeadicecream8696
    @undeadicecream8696 Год назад +251

    This movie is the definition of "thanks, I hate it". I am traumatised.

  • @ZVELUVV
    @ZVELUVV 4 года назад +3842

    this is probably the worst and funniest movie you've ever reviewed.

    • @guitaria6
      @guitaria6 4 года назад +35

      it’s actually terrible i haven’t stopped thinking abt it help 👁 👁

    • @ZVELUVV
      @ZVELUVV 4 года назад +15

      @@guitaria6 there's a second one 😊

    • @mothma_am
      @mothma_am 4 года назад +30

      @@ZVELUVV fucking pardon?

    • @ZVELUVV
      @ZVELUVV 4 года назад +12

      @@mothma_am ruclips.net/video/orL0dCdxO-k/видео.html enjoy

    • @JokerThaToker
      @JokerThaToker 4 года назад +5

      When you just want to comment for the first time and get 1400 likes by saying nothing.

  • @barborak1358
    @barborak1358 4 года назад +6209

    Me, a czech person, when I saw the thumbnail: OH NO.

    • @alzbetal1499
      @alzbetal1499 4 года назад +71

      Lol kurtis liked this

    • @saltmomtmissad8384
      @saltmomtmissad8384 4 года назад +306

      I can't handle ppl mentioning the Czech republic. It's never for the good things- 😭😭

    • @timmy0018
      @timmy0018 4 года назад +10

      Exactly! 😖

    • @eyesonfire6083
      @eyesonfire6083 4 года назад +3

      lol yes

    • @tamara6860
      @tamara6860 4 года назад +36

      Same :D I hope he will watch the next one too

  • @alex-fs9yt
    @alex-fs9yt 4 года назад +2042

    Children's movie??? If I watched this as a child I would be SCARED. No, I _am_ scared right now.

    • @janet4022
      @janet4022 4 года назад +67

      I am from Czech Republic and we watched it in elementary school with the teachers like 8 times and lot of kids liked it. It's giant nostalgia for me

    • @yeneisme8810
      @yeneisme8810 4 года назад +11

      Žanda the Moon Girl really???

    • @cajovalzicka2960
      @cajovalzicka2960 4 года назад +23

      Yene Isme yes! Im from the czech republic as well and i liked it when i was like 7 or 9

    • @cajovalzicka2960
      @cajovalzicka2960 4 года назад +10

      Žanda the Moon Girl its nostalgia for every czech kid i guess

    • @janet4022
      @janet4022 4 года назад +6

      @@cajovalzicka2960 I hated the movie but they played it to us all the time cuz others liked it

  • @jazzanarchy1342
    @jazzanarchy1342 9 месяцев назад +2647

    0/11 - no beatboxing puppy

  • @doveodes
    @doveodes 3 года назад +7246

    I PHYSICALLY ACTUALLY GENUINELY CACKLED WHEN I SAW THE GOATS HOOVES AT THE END IM SOBBING

    • @funnyteacherman
      @funnyteacherman 3 года назад +228

      Same! Every time I watch this video, the hooves dangling above the platform bit causes me to laugh _so_ hard

    • @vinnyart92
      @vinnyart92 3 года назад +264

      it's the funniest fucking thing... they try to be so serious but it's a GOAT IN A DRESS LMAOOOOO

    • @faby4999
      @faby4999 3 года назад +52

      i got goosebumps for some reason

    • @mothersuperior2673
      @mothersuperior2673 3 года назад +160

      ur telling me nobody at the hanging noticed it wasn't a human woman, but an actual fucking goat

    • @jana_nel2000
      @jana_nel2000 3 года назад +55

      omg I can’t tell you the last time something has made me laugh that loudly. I was even by myself in my room and my brother came in looking startled because he thought it was a scream and that I got hurt. Praise to our lord and savior, Goat Story

  • @cheyennejohnson3768
    @cheyennejohnson3768 4 года назад +1793

    "If I open your blouse I better see a Home Depot in there dude" 😔 sigh* beauty standards are just to high these days .

    • @gamergaymer965
      @gamergaymer965 4 года назад +67

      Ikr
      I only have a lowes in my ass 😔

    • @Jay-bk3xc
      @Jay-bk3xc 4 года назад +6

      gamer gaymer WHATKEKEO

    • @munchii935
      @munchii935 4 года назад +30

      I know...I can’t supply a whole ikea 😔

    • @gamergaymer965
      @gamergaymer965 4 года назад +8

      @QuartzPeach feelsbadman 😔

    • @NoxDolore
      @NoxDolore 4 года назад +3

      I mean, would you wanna see a Lowes?

  • @AndroidFink
    @AndroidFink 4 года назад +2098

    "gets kicked out of the bar for being poor" Manswers was RIGHT

    • @lemonsmug
      @lemonsmug 4 года назад +65

      Top Heavy, LIKE A CHICK WITH GIANT JUGS

    • @adaon2282
      @adaon2282 4 года назад +21

      This movie and manswers must have met

    • @adaon2282
      @adaon2282 4 года назад +1

      Nina Goldberg
      💀💀

  • @Kubaak01
    @Kubaak01 10 месяцев назад +310

    To add some context as a Czech - this movie is pretty bad, but some of the things in it are a bit less weird for a native:
    - the devil playing cards: cards are known as "devil's pictures" here
    - the eggs falling off a cart: it's a legend about Charles bridge (that eggs were used in the cement - and it's actually confirmed by archaeological research!)
    - the hamster wheel: those were actually used as cranes back then
    - the nails: iron was quite expensive in middle ages so stealing them might made sense. And women's dresses didnt have pockets, so...
    - the blinding of master Hanuš: that's a part of the legend about Prague Astronomical Clock
    - the look of the characters: that's supposed to be homage to traditional Czech marionettes, which are often quite grotesque... its a bad homage tho
    - nudity and adult content: Czech fairytales and movies are like that more then they are in the west. We are all sick creeps here.
    But yeah, its a super bad movie.

  • @samber8706
    @samber8706 4 года назад +677

    i like how he frequently brings up the one time he forgot the extra greeting
    when that happened i was showing my girlfriend your channel for the first time and i was like "oh ho ho get ready for the extra greeting" and then it never happened and i looked like a fool so thanks a lot kurtis

    • @everydaypanda0874
      @everydaypanda0874 4 года назад

      What vid of his

    • @rokiiyotaka
      @rokiiyotaka 4 года назад +3

      @@everydaypanda0874 "I Found the Best Actor on TikTok" - ruclips.net/video/WlPViJ1pTUs/видео.html

  • @pawemichalski5043
    @pawemichalski5043 3 года назад +4780

    He missed the part, where Katy sneaks into cemetery to take the nails from coffins. Yes it really is in this movie.

    • @agh7st
      @agh7st 2 года назад +312

      WHAT.

    • @beanie252
      @beanie252 2 года назад +342

      oh my god what if that's where the bearded skeleton came from

    • @dyanmacarubbo1976
      @dyanmacarubbo1976 2 года назад +213

      The fact that these replies are pretty recent, mood i always come back to this

    • @angryviolentwitchqueen6633
      @angryviolentwitchqueen6633 2 года назад +145

      yeah tbh there's some pretty wild parts of this movie that he didn't mention but i'm sure he didn't want this video to be like an hour long lmao

    • @enahenic4856
      @enahenic4856 2 года назад +20

      @@angryviolentwitchqueen6633 what are some of the other weird scenes?

  • @flabbergasted1
    @flabbergasted1 3 года назад +1548

    "Hey mom, do you wanna watch that new movie?"
    What movie?
    "Oh, you know! *Goat story - Old Prague Legends | Full Animation Movie | English Kid Cartoon | Free Children movie.* "

    • @flabbergasted1
      @flabbergasted1 3 года назад +10

      @it’s tyler i guess ! you mean ring 😏

    • @footgoblin
      @footgoblin 3 года назад +11

      RIP if you're gonna watch it with your mom

    • @flabbergasted1
      @flabbergasted1 3 года назад +4

      @@footgoblin oh no i didn't think about that

    • @solitaryadventures9273
      @solitaryadventures9273 3 года назад +4

      What movie? Could you be more specific?

    • @Seelen_hirsch
      @Seelen_hirsch 3 года назад

      Istg my mom would never want to watch anything with me ever again

  • @Jasperandthe2braincells
    @Jasperandthe2braincells 7 месяцев назад +181

    back 3 years later, 'fishy, fishy, fishy, making it stinky' did not catch on. 😔

    • @maliamalora1734
      @maliamalora1734 5 месяцев назад +25

      Speak for yourself bro, I accuse people of making it stinky on the regular. Be the change you wanna see in the world 😗😗

    • @BosnianGovermentOfficial
      @BosnianGovermentOfficial 4 месяца назад +7

      if you want change you have to start with yourself

    • @Jasperandthe2braincells
      @Jasperandthe2braincells 4 месяца назад +5

      Me and my brother say it now, your advice has changed my mindset ❤

    • @emmyswordhand2711
      @emmyswordhand2711 Месяц назад

      You know, before I even started watching Kurtis, I would use the word "sticky" to describe something that made me feel uncomfortable. I know that's not the exact same, but it makes me laugh for sure!

  • @child.of.turmoil
    @child.of.turmoil 4 года назад +3285

    I live currently in Czech Republic and I the teacher showed us this movie during a free class when I was in fifth grade. It was my first year of school in Prague after I moved in from Germany and this was the worst kind of welcome in a new country and school. I was thirteen years old and this was traumatising af. I’m twenty now and still traumatised till this day, my god this movie is terrifying.

    • @koshavinka2995
      @koshavinka2995 3 года назад +542

      Teacher saw your childhood and said
      "Fishy fishy fish
      Makin it stinky!"

    • @kawlev8009
      @kawlev8009 3 года назад +38

      @@koshavinka2995 for real lmao 🤣

    • @Sky-tg5rt
      @Sky-tg5rt 3 года назад +14

      Wow 😭🤕🙌🤮🤧🤷‍♀️

    • @Sky-tg5rt
      @Sky-tg5rt 3 года назад +13

      @@gazwalker2657 why you got to be making it stinky tho?

    • @emmaanezkapilichovamartes
      @emmaanezkapilichovamartes 3 года назад +43

      I didn't really remember most of it but I got almost traumatized by the scene with stabbing the eyes out

  • @citizenjoe404
    @citizenjoe404 Год назад +9186

    How on earth did they not notice it was a goat? You'd think someone would have.. czeched...

  • @wumbe3520
    @wumbe3520 4 года назад +19264

    I can like, SMELL these characters, and it's bad.

    • @purplecat0000
      @purplecat0000 4 года назад +1260

      they smell like feet and my cats shit

    • @llewelynshingler2173
      @llewelynshingler2173 4 года назад +1577

      Guess the artists Made it Stinky

    • @wumbe3520
      @wumbe3520 4 года назад +336

      @@llewelynshingler2173 Big brain time

    • @gh0ulkuromi5
      @gh0ulkuromi5 4 года назад +405

      Wumbe Same... it’s like feet, old cheese, and dental rot. Ugh.

    • @ediedee909
      @ediedee909 4 года назад +118

      they smell like peas

  • @ErisIsAnAbomination
    @ErisIsAnAbomination 2 месяца назад +12

    “Once a loser, always a loser, even if he eats caviar” is such an unbelievably hard line to come out of fffucking GOAT STORY.

  • @kekayoewa
    @kekayoewa 4 года назад +7106

    Why is she giving people nails?
    She’s trying to get nailed, Kurtis

    • @weepyllama
      @weepyllama 4 года назад +188

      I'm not even mad at this comment, well done lmao.

    • @justafellowsamaritan7845
      @justafellowsamaritan7845 4 года назад +22

      @@weepyllama why would you be mad?

    • @oliviajade3571
      @oliviajade3571 4 года назад +4

      😂😂😂

    • @JoeMama-np8vi
      @JoeMama-np8vi 4 года назад +16

      @@justafellowsamaritan7845
      Because pun,I guess?

    • @koi9547
      @koi9547 4 года назад +12

      YOU SHOULDVE SAID THAT KURTIS GODDAMNIT

  • @katherinekod9639
    @katherinekod9639 4 года назад +14352

    Honestly this looks SO gross and scary that even Kurtis joking can’t save me from feeling super weird

    • @laurag8239
      @laurag8239 4 года назад +853

      The character design is the most uncomfortable thing I think my poor pathetic self has ever laid eyes on

    • @stopno706
      @stopno706 4 года назад +343

      I had to watch this in my history class, Czech is fucking weird.
      (I'm from Czech BTW)

    • @then00bis
      @then00bis 4 года назад +205

      Yes its gross and we had to watch it in TV almost all winter when it came out cuz it was like the 1st czech animated movie and its about Prague clock

    • @alzbetal1499
      @alzbetal1499 4 года назад +133

      Yeah i know, and I’m deeply sorry If this is your first view at Czech “culture” (except it aint culture lol)

    • @miinziiiiiii
      @miinziiiiiii 4 года назад +53

      yes i’m finding it so difficult to watch this

  • @annavasickova2161
    @annavasickova2161 4 года назад +2798

    Hey, I'm Czech and I remember that when this movie went out, it was quite a big thing, because it was first 3D animated Czech movie (as for now we have only two I think). And yes, It's ugly and vulgar even for us czechs, although we like much darker and more offesive humor here. And many things in it make sense when you know the legends (like the drunk devil, legends about Faust's house, even the naked kid...kinda). Czech tales get disturbing really often. Please watch the second Czech animated movie, the Goat story 2. It's better, more family friendly, but still really bizzare.

    • @DrX-dh6th
      @DrX-dh6th 4 года назад +414

      so when it said “best czech animated movie” it was only the best because it was the only one to exist? that... adds up, i guess

    • @dopeyz9815
      @dopeyz9815 4 года назад +62

      whats up with the naked kid please? im scratching my head over here

    • @annavasickova2161
      @annavasickova2161 4 года назад +61

      @@dopeyz9815 In a traditional pupet theatre we have Kašpárek, a narator, which isn't usually naked. I'm sure many other europian countries have their own versions of this figure Aš well.

    • @radlee974
      @radlee974 4 года назад +55

      First off, thank you _so much_ for some insight on this film! I still have questions though. Hahaha. Was this movie actually intended for children, as the RUclips upload says? I definitely realize that the US has some manly hang ups when it comes to nudity and sex and that many other countries are way more laid back about it. But a kids movie with straight up boning in it and post sex ass shots (Not to mention the fact that those guards were _definitely_ butt-fucking, hahaha, which is amazing.) plus a character running around with his dick out the entire movie seems like a _lot_ to me for kids’ movie. And I really don’t consider myself to be a pride. But, I dunno, am I? LOL. If you could shed anymore light on the overt sexuality in the movie, it would be much appreciated. (I’m definitely not ignoring the violence/extreme-for-a-kids-movie MURDER. I just feel like you touched on that already with your comment about y’all’s enjoyment of dark humor and what-not.)
      So, yeah, was this really intended to be a kids movie? Swinging dick and all? LOL.

    • @pytlikklara
      @pytlikklara 4 года назад +72

      @@radlee974 Yea it was intended as a movie for kids. The main goal of this movie was to educate kids about our legends and historical events in a fun way. We're not really phased by some nudity lmao. It's normal for children to run around their garden butt naked when it's warm. The sexual innuendos were mainly for the parents haha

  • @eatasock4134
    @eatasock4134 8 месяцев назад +59

    I love seeing all the Czech people in the comments telling the history and their experiences with this movie. It’s crazy as someone who has only seen this movie with my limited american knowledge seeing people describe it as a really good movie.

    • @orthodox.nikolai
      @orthodox.nikolai 3 месяца назад

      I'm Czech and I still occasionally watch it, it never fails to make me laugh. Oh, and there's also a sequel.

    • @maddieb.4282
      @maddieb.4282 28 дней назад

      I have not seen any comments saying they consider it a really good movie lmao, it’s got like 39% rating on a Czech movie database according to someone

    • @eatasock4134
      @eatasock4134 28 дней назад

      @ i’ve seen a bunch. People say they loved the movie as a kid and still do.

  • @jackcayman9217
    @jackcayman9217 4 года назад +9642

    If the words "f*cking pardon" were a movie

    • @omnical6135
      @omnical6135 4 года назад +205

      fucking pardon? the movie: the sequel

    • @inkygoat
      @inkygoat 4 года назад +164

      fucking pardon: with cheese

    • @ami5marion
      @ami5marion 4 года назад +21

      Octoblade lmaooo with cheese

    • @him1517
      @him1517 4 года назад +22

      Octoblade not just any cheese
      dick cheese

    • @localizeds
      @localizeds 4 года назад +21

      @@him1517 i assume its abt the gay guards?

  • @v1ntage_traveler
    @v1ntage_traveler 4 года назад +13382

    If this movie is free. I don’t care what they say, I want my money back.

    • @Justanotherpot
      @Justanotherpot 4 года назад +732

      Yeah, we should be paid damages for watching it.

    • @kirbstompinn7162
      @kirbstompinn7162 4 года назад +125

      I’m dying from this comment

    • @m.rsoda-can1868
      @m.rsoda-can1868 4 года назад +361

      my therapist bills won't pay themselves

    • @carlenscharles2903
      @carlenscharles2903 4 года назад +112

      @@Justanotherpot I'm gonna give them a lawsuit for the damage they gave my eyes. One too many pounds of bleach :(

    • @braelynwhiteside5953
      @braelynwhiteside5953 4 года назад +71

      That’s actually how they were in the hole $500,000

  • @margogaunt6588
    @margogaunt6588 4 года назад +8592

    hey kurtis, i'm from czech republic and i've actually seen the movie when i was a kid... Our teacher showed it to us at school actually. We all hated it and i think most of czech people doesn't think of it too much either. But the thing with the eyes and big clock is based on a famous legend and everyone here knows the story, so we were mostly put off by the crazy ass animation and nail boobs, not the story line. Great video btw i promise we're not all fishy fishy stinky here in czechia.

    • @lisahogholt9713
      @lisahogholt9713 4 года назад +651

      I was looking for a comment like yours, I was curious about the Czech perspective on this movie lol

    • @dwightshrute602
      @dwightshrute602 4 года назад +257

      That movie is a great representation of our country lol

    • @widowswail888
      @widowswail888 4 года назад +47

      @@dwightshrute602 please elaborate if you don't mind lol

    • @АнастасияЛаврентьева-я6э
      @АнастасияЛаврентьева-я6э 4 года назад +426

      istg there's so many obscure movies from Slavic countries that i was just unfazed by when I was younger, but now that someone brings them up I find them absolutely terrifying

    • @terezavlnova5152
      @terezavlnova5152 4 года назад +34

      @@widowswail888 beer and boobs xdd

  • @melsyoutube
    @melsyoutube Год назад +39

    the impact this video has had on stan twitter… thank you for your service!

  • @lizzardluva
    @lizzardluva 4 года назад +15379

    we really scared him into not forgetting that extra greeting

    • @papaya3642
      @papaya3642 4 года назад +306

      lol for surreee. 🙈didn’t know people loved his extra greeting that much but then again who *wouldn’t* like it

    • @blue1601
      @blue1601 4 года назад +86

      Honestly, I'm kinda over the joke you know? I mean, don't kill me, but it's been going on for a while.

    • @baileycheesepuff7787
      @baileycheesepuff7787 4 года назад +329

      Why would I subscribe if I didn't get my extra greeting?

    • @DJBergmann
      @DJBergmann 4 года назад +9

      Yeah

    • @bluewinter6855
      @bluewinter6855 4 года назад +171

      @@blue1601 mildly offended, but ok

  • @thebrideofghostface
    @thebrideofghostface 3 года назад +9877

    Imagine just putting a two-second side gag of secretly gay guards having sex and it just- not being relevant to any of the movie at all-

    • @midnight_moon9419
      @midnight_moon9419 3 года назад +107

      WHAT

    • @thebrideofghostface
      @thebrideofghostface 3 года назад +129

      @@midnight_moon9419 lol did u watch the video

    • @midnight_moon9419
      @midnight_moon9419 3 года назад +330

      @@thebrideofghostface Yeah I just saw lmao my bad 💀

    • @adamjae3370
      @adamjae3370 3 года назад +524

      The way that I would love a full movie on that whole situation

    • @karenamyx2205
      @karenamyx2205 3 года назад +379

      @@adamjae3370
      Oh, they have movies based on that situation... They are about 20 to 40 mins, have horrible acting, and ya gotta go to a different kinda website to find them. Good luck!

  • @rae7864
    @rae7864 4 года назад +8830

    *ok so why does everything in this movie just look SO greasy and gross lmao... Absolutely horrifying*

    • @sabinastepankova4619
      @sabinastepankova4619 4 года назад +564

      To be fair, everything in medieval Prague was probably greasy and gross...

    • @zmc2680
      @zmc2680 4 года назад +68

      Young Severus snape

    • @whytho8856
      @whytho8856 4 года назад +269

      they really didn't need to put so much greasy detail into the characters

    • @billiebossanova8095
      @billiebossanova8095 4 года назад +23

      Yummie mummiee baaabyxoxo right it’s almost scary

    • @antischmid22
      @antischmid22 4 года назад +73

      @Inoffensive Name the other half was spent on boobs

  • @barusad1035
    @barusad1035 4 месяца назад +5

    as a czech person- this movie is a big part of everyone's childhood and honestly until this video i never noticed any weirdness BUT NOW I SEE IT AND MAN THATS CRAZY

  • @imaninamakhtar896
    @imaninamakhtar896 4 года назад +3415

    When he said,
    𝓸~ 𝓯𝓲𝓼𝓱 𝓲𝓷 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓶𝓸𝓾𝓽𝓱
    I felt that 😔

    • @ldrsubs333
      @ldrsubs333 4 года назад +27

      𝚃𝚒𝚖𝚎 𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚖𝚙

    • @rowan_Bush
      @rowan_Bush 4 года назад +14

      emmxlee _ 17:58

    • @benjiiss
      @benjiiss 4 года назад +6

      same 😔😔

  • @hm-fy5iz
    @hm-fy5iz 4 года назад +849

    the swallowing a metal tube to avoid hanging is actually a well documented historical trick. the idea is that it reinforces your spine so it doesn't snap when you fall and then the person would play dead.

    • @stephanief5794
      @stephanief5794 4 года назад +87

      but you’d still asphyxiate unless you somehow shoved the tube down your trachea? also how would it stay right in your esophagus? also how would you swallow a metal tube? i have so many questions

    • @hm-fy5iz
      @hm-fy5iz 4 года назад +220

      @@stephanief5794 i didn't say it was comfortable lmao. deepthroating a tube for half a day is better than death i guess.

    • @iwantpancakes838
      @iwantpancakes838 4 года назад +123

      Now I know what to do in case I get hanged.

    • @Alice-burrice
      @Alice-burrice 4 года назад +78

      how do you... get the tube out??

    • @stephanief5794
      @stephanief5794 4 года назад +40

      hm but it would be in your esophagus, not your trachea. your trachea would still get crushed.

  • @VM-po3jl
    @VM-po3jl 4 года назад +5785

    Oh yeah, we don't like this movie in our country either. It actually made my niece cry. :))

    • @maliamoh3784
      @maliamoh3784 4 года назад +531

      it made me cry inside

    • @catz_guns
      @catz_guns 4 года назад +313

      Vendy that's very relieving to hear lol

    • @audreybannister
      @audreybannister 4 года назад +209

      is it actually the most successful czech movie ever because i’m confused

    • @lalafunnys
      @lalafunnys 4 года назад +120

      Altoid Bazingá so it’s only ‘the most successful’ on a technicality? that’s almost too good to be true 😂😂😂

    • @whitechs1225
      @whitechs1225 4 года назад +68

      Thank you, we need closure.

  • @moabelen7477
    @moabelen7477 6 месяцев назад +20

    Here in 2024 and my brain completely canceled any memory of Kurtis without a mustache…wtf?

  • @wa1nu7
    @wa1nu7 3 года назад +9088

    As a Prague person I can confirm this is a usual day in our city

    • @atua6323
      @atua6323 3 года назад +322

      what's an unusual day for you guys then?!

    • @squirtlestan6498
      @squirtlestan6498 3 года назад +147

      A normal day

    • @SwaggyToms
      @SwaggyToms 3 года назад +305

      @@atua6323 goats not talking probably

    • @atua6323
      @atua6323 3 года назад +80

      @@SwaggyToms fair enough

    • @adibairfan545
      @adibairfan545 3 года назад +74

      As a normal person I can confirm this is a Prague day in our city😔

  • @seohoscomet
    @seohoscomet 4 года назад +851

    i'm 20 years old and this movie traumatized me. like wtf is this??? i will never sleep peacefully again so thanks for nothing kurtis

    • @exilley2134
      @exilley2134 4 года назад +31

      Seren
      We suffer in togetherness, doth thy know not the ways of this cult?

  • @emmavaccova8695
    @emmavaccova8695 4 года назад +1950

    I’m Czech and the part where they cut the old man’s eyes out is a real Czech legend about how the clock was built. So yeahh haha

    • @menekse9065
      @menekse9065 4 года назад +26

      bruh😳

    • @S1rcumal0t
      @S1rcumal0t 4 года назад +45

      Nice
      Fishy fishy fish makin it stinky

    • @michaelortaj5386
      @michaelortaj5386 4 года назад +51

      Also, a lot of those things make more sense when you know the legends, like the Matthew part is also a legend so for Czech people, and kids, it make much more sense. But is still pretty awkward and weird...I saw it on theatres with my mother....very weird day

    • @kat668
      @kat668 4 года назад +11

      woah, they really didn’t want that guy to make another clock

    • @bagandzi
      @bagandzi 4 года назад +29

      The weird thing is that all of these legendes around here are really dark. Like torture, blood, death, ou yeah, totali normal.
      For example:
      There is a legend that on the Čachtický castle a woman (queen or simular status) was killing young girls and women to then pour all of their blood in a bathtub and took baths in it because she thought it would make her "look young" .
      And when people found out after god knows how long, they traped her in a tower where she just... died.
      ..... WHAT

  • @blacklight_sunset
    @blacklight_sunset 2 месяца назад +14

    18:30 Didn't know this movie had an Evangelion crossover

    • @toffe5729
      @toffe5729 2 месяца назад +3

      legit just had the sand thought what 😭

  • @felisiqq
    @felisiqq 4 года назад +1387

    This movie is kinda what you remember having on VHS when you were little but you can’t really remember what it was called or where it is. Just that it existed.

    • @moren8689
      @moren8689 4 года назад +17

      I would probably vaguely remember it in my dreams

    • @nininyoko13
      @nininyoko13 4 года назад +15

      @@moren8689 or in my sleep paralysis

    • @mangomania7321
      @mangomania7321 4 года назад +6

      Exactly when you were sick with food posioing

    • @Samay583
      @Samay583 4 года назад

      Demon Slayer Nezuko ruclips.net/video/3QUV0TH_5bw/видео.html

    • @ViviUtra
      @ViviUtra 4 года назад +3

      Absolutely. Like a movie you thought was a fever dream, but then you find it again and you're like :0

  • @maggietlhemagpie
    @maggietlhemagpie 4 года назад +2748

    i am extremely uncomfortable with every single one of the women in this movie?? the men that animated this, i have an enormous amount of concerns

    • @tartartaglia555
      @tartartaglia555 4 года назад +125

      what do you mean women don't have enormous breasts? that's grazy *looks at some Marvel and DC comics* oh

    • @bigrat4780
      @bigrat4780 4 года назад +87

      to be fair, every single character in this film can make anyone extremely uncomfortable lmaooo

    • @accidiaet
      @accidiaet 4 года назад +47

      Yeah anyone sane has many concerns with these portrayals of women🙃

    • @Wulfjager
      @Wulfjager 10 месяцев назад

      You know he smashed that goat previously, that's why she gets jealous of jemmy's interest in Katy's massive honkers

    • @Lvkas_Webb
      @Lvkas_Webb 7 месяцев назад +13

      I'm more concerned for their backs

  • @kokepasu4583
    @kokepasu4583 4 года назад +1959

    In the original story, the guy throws himself into the clock to kill himself and break it as revenge. So, apparently THAT was too mature, but the rest of it is okay lmao

    • @genericname2747
      @genericname2747 4 года назад +97

      I don't understand why they thought that was the only thing that was too mature for kids

    • @clownworldhereticmyron1018
      @clownworldhereticmyron1018 4 года назад +9

      ...brutal.

    • @starviper1646
      @starviper1646 4 года назад

      666th Like 😁.

    • @itslubia
      @itslubia 4 года назад +2

      Hell yeah Mew Lettuce

    • @captaincunt880
      @captaincunt880 4 года назад +11

      Probably didn’t want to actually animate that situation. Empty eye sockets are easier to draw

  • @OneAndOnlyFran
    @OneAndOnlyFran Год назад +46

    If Prague isn't like this irl I'm not going there

  •  4 года назад +1223

    Hey, so when I was in high school we went to a Czech high school for an exchange program. Before visiting the astronomical clock, they wanted to show us this movie about it BUT in Czech without any English subtitles?? Imagine how extra bizarre this movie is without understanding a word... We did not understand anything, all I remember was the boobies... I forgot about this until I saw your video so thanks for reminding this bizarre experience hahaha

    • @lovelyllee2020
      @lovelyllee2020 4 года назад +70

      W-who thought that was a good idea what?

    • @AshaSara
      @AshaSara 4 года назад +50

      that sounds terrifying

    • @bagandzi
      @bagandzi 4 года назад +15

      I understand you.
      I watched it when I was 5 and I did not understand
      a thing
      I had nightmares from that church guy :I

    • @Kikol10
      @Kikol10 4 года назад +1

      Now that’s a quality experience

  • @ErinLastNameRedacted
    @ErinLastNameRedacted 4 года назад +2632

    That was the most disturbing acid trip I’ve ever had.

    • @rozirousova8405
      @rozirousova8405 4 года назад +6

      Welcome to my childhood hahah

    • @taylerl8988
      @taylerl8988 4 года назад +31

      Same and I've never taken acid

    • @coconutxoxoya
      @coconutxoxoya 4 года назад +27

      The movie writers and producers were literally like “fishy fishy fish making it stinky!”

    • @giasharie274
      @giasharie274 4 года назад

      Tayler L Literally

    • @ninavinterova9875
      @ninavinterova9875 4 года назад +1

      Actually I find the 2000 Grinch almost as disturbing. Expect the Goat movie has medieval legends in it so it has violence.

  • @emmietessen-powell3795
    @emmietessen-powell3795 3 года назад +6317

    His dying wish was to see the clock... with his... eyes... that he no longer has

    • @someoned166
      @someoned166 3 года назад +376

      ...and mess it up like a CHAD

    • @susanthefish8940
      @susanthefish8940 3 года назад +57

      I got so lost up with the plot. Can you guys help me figure out who the hell Hamish was?

    • @horrorhistory7342
      @horrorhistory7342 3 года назад +96

      He was the clock maker, and the teacher of Matthew. He also got jemy to sculpt stuff for the clock. When dropped out Matthew told the mayor that hamish wanted to build the clock for the racist caricatures of those Chinese men he had the guards arrest hamish and tear his eyes out. Then as hamish was dying he got Katy to take him over to the clock so he could ruin it as a fuck you to the town.

    • @emmietessen-powell3795
      @emmietessen-powell3795 3 года назад +76

      @@horrorhistory7342 all i'm saying is when he wanted to "see" the clock that shouldve been a major red flag for katy

    • @whichcache2517
      @whichcache2517 3 года назад +18

      If he couldn't see the clock... nobody could.

  • @seraphineclouser762
    @seraphineclouser762 Год назад +21

    26:21 OMG THEY KILLED RED RIDING HOOD

  • @georgiawheaton2604
    @georgiawheaton2604 4 года назад +1699

    The “fishy fishy fish, making it stinky” bit sent me

  • @arielleklein5420
    @arielleklein5420 4 года назад +1807

    And he didn’t even talk about the plot point of Katy stealing nails from coffins in the graveyard

    • @7991ot
      @7991ot 4 года назад +73

      Whaaaaaaaat

    • @y0urm0mm4
      @y0urm0mm4 4 года назад +68

      ummm PARDON????

    • @laurenhonestlyvibes69years86
      @laurenhonestlyvibes69years86 4 года назад +21

      hmmMMMM?😃

    • @foxxthing8004
      @foxxthing8004 4 года назад +95

      Tina Ortega
      She stole nails from a coffin while two skeletons were making out and stuffed the nails in her-
      Ya knowwww...

    • @spspooks
      @spspooks 4 года назад +37

      @@foxxthing8004 no nono nononoo no non. I did not read that

  • @stupiditystudios1900
    @stupiditystudios1900 4 года назад +1371

    Kid movie in most people’s eyes: an innocent movie that maybe has a moral or just has kid humor
    Kid movies in the director’s eyes: sex, nudity, murder,

    • @genericname2747
      @genericname2747 4 года назад +58

      And SATAN

    • @sashat3632
      @sashat3632 4 года назад +19

      But *subtly*

    • @duderino4279
      @duderino4279 4 года назад +27

      They probably called it a kids movie cause it was animated.

    • @Busha69
      @Busha69 4 года назад +17

      @@duderino4279 no, it's just Czech being Czechs.....original fairytales got nothing to do with the pg Disney shit either lmao (btw. i do love Disney but yeah...)

    • @voidrym
      @voidrym 4 года назад +2

      The ATLA show be like

  • @anoNEMOs
    @anoNEMOs Год назад +56

    Fun fact: Czech slang word for breasts is "kozy", which means "goats"

  • @anna.augustinova
    @anna.augustinova 3 года назад +1520

    Czech here. This movie came out when I was 6 years old. I remember I was very traumatised by it and I did not like it. There was boom around it when it was released, but nowadays, it has the rating of 39 % on ČSFD (which is a Czechoslovak film database), which is veeery bad.
    And no, nudity and sensual/sexual stuff in kids movies was never a good or acceptable thing in the Czech Republic. It was pretty disturbing for me when I first watched it (probably so much I rather displaced it out of my mind) and for other kids, too. And I think if our parents had known this was in the movie, they never would have let us watch it.
    There's some truth in the story of the movie, but the movie itself is so poorly made, no one even learns anything about the history of Prague.
    I laughed so hard at your commentary. :d Love you, Mayor!

    • @Ms.Enide0
      @Ms.Enide0 3 года назад +44

      I'm also czech and watched that movie when I was little kid and I liked it a lot and don't feel traumatized at all. All kids in my family liked the movie. My parents knew what is in the movie.

    • @eccentric6155
      @eccentric6155 3 года назад +39

      @@Ms.Enide0 than you must be crazy ....

    • @annagraham_737
      @annagraham_737 3 года назад +54

      @@Ms.Enide0 So we find the creator of the movie

    • @sarosauruswex9595
      @sarosauruswex9595 3 года назад +6

      @@Ms.Enide0 Same.. my whole family liked it.. even parents.

    • @sainaina
      @sainaina 3 года назад +14

      im not even czech but i also watched this movie when i was 6 and it’s traumatized me to this day, 12 years later

  • @emilyistired69
    @emilyistired69 4 года назад +657

    i’m glad that kurtis hasn’t forgotten the time he didn’t give us an extra greeting because i certainly haven’t

    • @carmenbatchelor
      @carmenbatchelor 4 года назад +16

      Indeed. We will never let him forget.

    • @tyroneajj4985
      @tyroneajj4985 4 года назад +10

      It was so traumatic

    • @xxalxysiaxx
      @xxalxysiaxx 4 года назад +7

      I still think about it till this day...

    • @Vincisomething
      @Vincisomething 4 года назад +2

      I remember it every time he does his intro

    • @emilyistired69
      @emilyistired69 4 года назад

      Emily Hume HAHA YES IT IS!! AND WE’RE BOTH EMILY LMAO

  • @sillybilly2222
    @sillybilly2222 2 года назад +6919

    This animation style looks like what throwing up after eating something expired feels like

    • @ladymoon9799
      @ladymoon9799 2 года назад +19

      Please say what is name move please i cant found it 😭😭

    • @vehicularmanslaughter1296
      @vehicularmanslaughter1296 2 года назад +76

      You know how sprite tastes? This movie is the burping up of said sprite taste

    • @GaiusIntrepidus
      @GaiusIntrepidus 2 года назад +30

      @@vehicularmanslaughter1296 not even close

    • @vocacola
      @vocacola 2 года назад +2

      BHAGAHAH

    • @vocacola
      @vocacola 2 года назад +4

      @@ladymoon9799 Goat Story .
      It's on yt I can send u the link

  • @martinajindrová-w6h
    @martinajindrová-w6h 4 месяца назад +10

    As a little Czech peasant, i can say that czech kids movies and fairytales were... *WILD*

  • @NightOfTheRevolution
    @NightOfTheRevolution 3 года назад +5672

    For anyone curious, I just skimmed through the actual movie and there is literally a scene where Goat's at the bar and she's getting hit on by some random lady. Just in case anyone's curious

  • @Ema853
    @Ema853 4 года назад +579

    I'm from Czech Republic and when this movie came out I was like 8 and I was actually invited to go see it with my "boyfriend". Just two 8 year olds sitting in the cinema without parents watching THIS.

    • @jeltje50
      @jeltje50 4 года назад +21

      Nice

    • @ghostgirlsns
      @ghostgirlsns 4 года назад +6

      😂😂😂

    • @catfish64115
      @catfish64115 4 года назад +29

      you poor soul

    • @valaya.3
      @valaya.3 4 года назад +23

      So is nudity like...normal?? there?

    • @peacechickification
      @peacechickification 4 года назад +17

      Oh man. So was it mortifying? Was it fun or awkward or nothin to bat an eye at?

  • @chloen2949
    @chloen2949 4 года назад +10217

    Tbh the only good character was the skeleton playing the organ that’s it

    • @WolfgangKrow
      @WolfgangKrow 4 года назад +496

      For real they’re all ugly and unlikable but that guy was dope

    • @mayumigarcia9445
      @mayumigarcia9445 4 года назад +42

      YEAH, LOL

    • @riverstix8052
      @riverstix8052 4 года назад +297

      If you watch it all there’s also a skeleton at the bar who kills herself when they run out of her favorite drink 😳

    • @masonthejar8890
      @masonthejar8890 4 года назад +77

      dead inside but still lit

    • @elijahwinchester6690
      @elijahwinchester6690 4 года назад +97

      @@riverstix8052 honestly mood.

  • @blanka9929
    @blanka9929 Год назад +59

    As a Czech person, I agree, this movie is freaking weird and I don't like it. I just want to tell you, that the taking out the eyeballs of the old man is actually an old prague legend (the legend is like at least century old)

    • @theanswerisyesmyfrend
      @theanswerisyesmyfrend Год назад +3

      I am Czech to lol

    • @gfsergio
      @gfsergio 6 месяцев назад

      are Czech movies always like this?

    • @blanka9929
      @blanka9929 6 месяцев назад +2

      @@gfsergio well not really. We have beautiful live action fairytales (Three Wishes for Cinderella; Give the Devil His Due; Long Live Ghosts!) and awesome comedies (Dissolved and Effused; Boys Will Be Boys; The Good Soldier Schweik) and crimi movies (Adela Has Not Had Her Supper Yet; Four Murders Are Enough, Darling; Suppressed). There is much more that does not belong in those categories, such as Valerie and Her Week of Wonders, Daisies, Cosy Dens, The Cremator, Witchhammer and many more.
      Just keep in mind that we as Czechs have a very specific and kind of offensive type of humour :)

  • @Kimberly-ji1jl
    @Kimberly-ji1jl 4 года назад +3741

    Instead of "free children movie" it should've been titled "free kid movie" because goat

  • @Anna-do4sp
    @Anna-do4sp 3 года назад +4029

    To defend us, the Czech people, we don't really claim this film or are proud of it. It is partly based on our legends, which is essentially a nice idea, but they really failed to execute it properly. The animation is horrid, and apart from this film, I don't know any Czech children movies that have naked or oversexualized characters. My younger sister actually went to a cinema with her school (!!!!) to see the film and afterwards they had some kind of debate with the filmakers....I remember her being traumatized and really disliking the film....especially the love-making scene.....ewwwww

    • @nobodyim9277
      @nobodyim9277 3 года назад +51

      Im curious, what czech legends are in the movie? I want to look it up🙂

    • @Brookpitlik
      @Brookpitlik 3 года назад +111

      @@nobodyim9277 google the old Czech tales or old Czech legends.
      There’s this tale about Hanush and about the Faust house mainly

    • @bloodybutterfly2992
      @bloodybutterfly2992 3 года назад +69

      @@nobodyim9277 or the prague legends... theres also the tale of the headless knight and stuff like that

    • @tegwaturan2994
      @tegwaturan2994 3 года назад +2

      @@bloodybutterfly2992 o

    • @tegwaturan2994
      @tegwaturan2994 3 года назад +1

      @@bloodybutterfly2992 o

  • @DG-jk7lz
    @DG-jk7lz 4 года назад +20171

    This is what I imagine Dr. Doofenshmirtz's childhood be like

    • @Blueklima9708
      @Blueklima9708 4 года назад +791

      Gimmelshtump and Prauge have a lot of similarities

    • @kn1ght-788
      @kn1ght-788 4 года назад +501

      Just shit like this happening every day?
      no wonder he’s evil.

    • @peter-peterpumpkineater4982
      @peter-peterpumpkineater4982 4 года назад +569

      *_"BACK IN GIMMULSHTUMP WE ALWAYS HAD TO KEEP IT REAL!!!!!!!!!"_*

    • @lilas9598
      @lilas9598 4 года назад +322

      Yeah they just missed the part where he was raised by ocelots

    • @ksiciunas9663
      @ksiciunas9663 4 года назад +35

      LMAOO