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  • @augusthawley5504
    @augusthawley5504 2 года назад +10798

    stop this Penelope slander... the reason they didn't fly away years ago was because Penelope couldn't fly. We'll be expecting a formal apology on the virgin podcast immediately.

    • @maxx6068
      @maxx6068 2 года назад +82

      wait then how could she fly at the end??

    • @floraslife8789
      @floraslife8789 2 года назад +558

      @@maxx6068 she practiced it and got good at it

    • @SignFromAngels
      @SignFromAngels 2 года назад +296

      I hate that I knew that and thought of it immediately

    • @lilichong7941
      @lilichong7941 2 года назад +9

      I LOVE YOU 😂

    • @saraali9631
      @saraali9631 2 года назад +28

      @@maxx6068 her dad taught her (pretty sure)

  • @GrandmaGlitter23
    @GrandmaGlitter23 2 года назад +7793

    If Kurtis doesn't use Barbie saying "balls" as a recurring sound in his videos I gotta be honest...
    I'll be mildly disappointed

    • @TunaPetunia456
      @TunaPetunia456 2 года назад +60

      Same here honestly

    • @luxfromdmc
      @luxfromdmc 2 года назад +163

      lmao, add it to the virgin podcast sound board-

    • @kittenmittons_
      @kittenmittons_ 2 года назад +22

      insert macdoesit here

    • @azi1936
      @azi1936 2 года назад +56

      me too, that and the weasel's moan

    • @genericname2747
      @genericname2747 2 года назад +51

      He's going to replace the extra greeting with barbie saying balls

  • @reydraws1510
    @reydraws1510 11 месяцев назад +4141

    As someone who was an avid barbie watcher growing up. The Weasel is not an outlier. Almost every barbie movie has a horny evil animal sidekick.
    He's not even the only one who moans!

    • @bribri4462
      @bribri4462 9 месяцев назад +74

      nonono who else is there

    • @kyrumptionmakeup8197
      @kyrumptionmakeup8197 9 месяцев назад +173

      Horrifying news thank you

    • @zyerkos
      @zyerkos 9 месяцев назад +217

      @@bribri4462 preminger the human

    • @basementdwellercosplay
      @basementdwellercosplay 9 месяцев назад +144

      ​@@zyerkosthat implies he's the sidekick, not the main villian. Is his dog the main villian 🤯

    • @claudedebussyreal
      @claudedebussyreal 9 месяцев назад +11

      *what*

  • @jbangel831
    @jbangel831 Год назад +2861

    It's been almost two years since this came out and "~Rapunzel is bald now~" still pops in my head at the most unexpected moments.

    • @Camila-vv5ox
      @Camila-vv5ox 10 месяцев назад +53

      LMFAOO ME TOO TAHTS WHY IM WATCHING IT IVE BEEN SAYING IT ALL DAY

    • @Catalina-Winemixer
      @Catalina-Winemixer 10 месяцев назад

      @@Camila-vv5ox For me it's the "so no Hedwig?" sdlfjsdo;fksd;fkd ;_;

    • @coffingxrl
      @coffingxrl 10 месяцев назад

      @@Camila-vv5ox*b a l l s*

    • @ZillMob
      @ZillMob 9 месяцев назад +39

      I want a full rapunzel is bald now song

    • @lucystylinson-fanaccount
      @lucystylinson-fanaccount 8 месяцев назад +12

      LMAO SAME THOUGH 💀

  • @aly9681
    @aly9681 2 года назад +3432

    Hey! He's our mayor. He's definitely not a virgin.

    • @darienowns
      @darienowns 2 года назад +135

      It's a known fact that mayors can't be virgins

    • @subliminalreviewer5657
      @subliminalreviewer5657 2 года назад +78

      it’s a legal requirement for mayors to not be virgins! /s

    • @deleteyourself8965
      @deleteyourself8965 2 года назад +11

      @@subliminalreviewer5657 Wait really?-

    • @trashbaby9000
      @trashbaby9000 2 года назад +34

      @@deleteyourself8965 yes ofc liberal 🙄

    • @ashespirale3237
      @ashespirale3237 2 года назад +18

      @@trashbaby9000 jeez Brianna

  • @Pandcake123
    @Pandcake123 2 года назад +3165

    Penelope couldn’t fly over the wall because she was afraid of heights! And her friends were understanding of that and didn’t push her! Cmon kurtis, pay attention dude…

    • @BeccaMoses
      @BeccaMoses 2 года назад +73

      smh

    • @MSadamgasm
      @MSadamgasm 2 года назад +182

      Yes!!! And her father neglected her and only when he finally accepted her for who she was she was able to concur her fears and be herself

    • @emmavaccova8695
      @emmavaccova8695 2 года назад +3

      @Growth Mindset thank you! Im really stressed abt my exam and this really made me smile 🥰🥺

    • @TestDonCqmDJorr-qKDdKENPg
      @TestDonCqmDJorr-qKDdKENPg 2 года назад

      t_@@@MSadamgasm w[[H{/TQ}

    • @Miss.Malibu
      @Miss.Malibu 2 года назад +9

      Someone's a Barbie stan 🙄✋ /j

  • @theonlyrosy
    @theonlyrosy Год назад +1011

    I distinctly remember a time when I was like 6 and the bratz pixie movie came on at a sleepover while everyone was asleep except for me. Watching the bratz gang turn a tree into their mom as a tired first grader was the most vividly trippy moment in my life

    • @Desireeanimates
      @Desireeanimates Год назад +27

      My favorite part was the guy who says
      I’m aBsOluTelY PoSitVeLy RiDicuLouS

    • @dysphoric_god7737
      @dysphoric_god7737 5 месяцев назад

      😭

    • @alainatorres8262
      @alainatorres8262 3 месяца назад +2

      ​@@Desireeanimatesthe Simone Cowell guy 😭😭😭

  • @gentlebreezes2473
    @gentlebreezes2473 8 месяцев назад +151

    "🎶rapunzel is bald now 🎶" , "do i wanna gnome" , "baLls" and "im gonna piss on yew!" have been constant loops in my head for the past 2 years since this video came out

    • @bettygrof.
      @bettygrof. 8 месяцев назад +4

      “Liam Neeson pees his pants” “It’s FUCKIN’ GIUSSEPPE”

  • @user-rh9qw5qf9p
    @user-rh9qw5qf9p 2 года назад +5387

    Safe to say, I remembered the quality of the Barbie movies completely different

    • @Emisnyan
      @Emisnyan 2 года назад +45

      Saaaaame

    • @wham1984
      @wham1984 2 года назад +6

      Same🥲

    • @Chloe-wb3vl
      @Chloe-wb3vl 2 года назад +200

      To be fair this isn't the best one

    • @lykeprice9239
      @lykeprice9239 2 года назад +1

      Same

    • @abishayforys
      @abishayforys 2 года назад +108

      right now it looks like a bad roblox server

  • @MissFelice
    @MissFelice 2 года назад +5093

    She “looks like what stubbing your toe feels like.” Makes so little sense, it makes perfect sense. Also it’s not just you, the Barbie children are terrifying.

    • @dudemanjones1118
      @dudemanjones1118 2 года назад +62

      She kinda looks like a sim from the sims 2

    • @redhammer92
      @redhammer92 2 года назад +31

      I dont get it, but i totally get it.

    • @Eternal_Sufferring
      @Eternal_Sufferring 2 года назад +2

      Copypasted face

    • @Lumina_Solaris
      @Lumina_Solaris 2 года назад +12

      The dolls themselves looked pretty accurate to that movie depiction, too. I remember having them. I didn't think it was weird at the time, because all of the barbie children had those foreheads

    • @nao-bo4yz
      @nao-bo4yz 2 года назад +6

      @@Lumina_Solaris yea the earlier movies were modeled after the look of the dolls. the whole point was to sell them after all. but they changed the animation style so kelly doesnt look terrifying anymore lol

  • @carolinegaddy5650
    @carolinegaddy5650 Год назад +611

    “hey, why stay on topic when you can simply not” is now one of my favorite phrases of all time

    • @jossan.the.mumintroll
      @jossan.the.mumintroll 2 месяца назад +1

      Ever since i heard that two years ago i have abused that sentence

  • @albent4604
    @albent4604 10 месяцев назад +128

    fun fact, when barbie was first invented, she was also extremely controvercial and didnt become successful for a long time. she was considered inappropriate for having a job and no husband, but parents eventually started buying them because they encouraged their daughters to become interested in grooming and fashion, which was nessecary to secure a husband

  • @angelrosa6004
    @angelrosa6004 2 года назад +1600

    Stop pitting successful women against eachother 😤 😭

    • @KingOfGaymes
      @KingOfGaymes 2 года назад +130

      Always gotta put one down to uplift another damn 😩

    • @tksrikanth
      @tksrikanth 2 года назад +76

      #girlpower #girlboss 🙄😪😩

    • @orangeoranges6727
      @orangeoranges6727 2 года назад +30

      @@tksrikanth #gatekeep #gaslight👏🏼💅🏽

    • @corrodedspacecarrot53
      @corrodedspacecarrot53 2 года назад +1

      @@tksrikanth yo hema kumar is my aunt’s full name…

  • @notbec4107
    @notbec4107 2 года назад +2541

    kurtis slandering kelly is the funniest thing ever

    • @kiri_tm
      @kiri_tm 2 года назад +22

      please don't be real 😳

    • @sunmoonstarnova
      @sunmoonstarnova 2 года назад +19

      the “fuck you kelly” literally made me laugh out loud

    • @justjudy2909
      @justjudy2909 2 года назад

      @@sunmoonstarnova timestamp?

    • @sunmoonstarnova
      @sunmoonstarnova 2 года назад +2

      @@justjudy2909 26:23 :)

    • @derikr
      @derikr 2 года назад +4

      It’s only slander if it’s not true 😏

  • @lbrom2463
    @lbrom2463 Год назад +159

    “Kurtis, just move on, you don’t have to make a joke about it”
    **proceeds to use the audio of her saying balls with reverb in almost every single one of his videos thereafter**

  • @peepeepoopoo9580
    @peepeepoopoo9580 Год назад +134

    “Doth thou carpets match thy drapes?” killed me lmao

  • @kelleynicholle7228
    @kelleynicholle7228 2 года назад +11597

    As a girl named Kelley with a big ass forehead I’ve never felt more attacked.

    • @madi_is_very_cool
      @madi_is_very_cool 2 года назад +200

      Girl, you ain't got a big forehead

    • @Nr.1JoyFan
      @Nr.1JoyFan 2 года назад +544

      I'm sure your forehead is beautiful, but *Kelly* on the other hand

    • @Z0EY49
      @Z0EY49 2 года назад +26

      @@madi_is_very_cool she kinda does 😭

    • @madi_is_very_cool
      @madi_is_very_cool 2 года назад +8

      @@Z0EY49 not really lol

    • @madi_is_very_cool
      @madi_is_very_cool 2 года назад +6

      @Lala uh I was just saying, *I* think she doesn't

  • @davidbowen8456
    @davidbowen8456 2 года назад +3289

    Barbie literally invented the multiverse, so I think we can all respect her for that.

    • @Hauntaku
      @Hauntaku 2 года назад +165

      The Barbieverse is a strange and mystical place.

    • @davidbowen8456
      @davidbowen8456 2 года назад +28

      @@Hauntaku so true

    • @ailinamari
      @ailinamari 2 года назад +96

      barbie walked so marvel could run

  • @ifeellikeastar9052
    @ifeellikeastar9052 Год назад +167

    This whole video was hilarious but I nearly cried laughing at the Bratz doll angrily twerking 😭😭

  • @aubreejobizzarro1208
    @aubreejobizzarro1208 Год назад +1582

    Bratz was basically the iconic Y2K doll and Barbie was still stuck in the 70s as far as fashion and inclusivity goes. I think Bratz was more inclusive of the black community and their pop culture contributions to that area of 1990/2000s as far as style, skin tone, fashion etc. Bratz were what cool girls had. It’s that era feel for some reason. When I got older and Monster High dolls came out I lost my mind. I was just a little too old for dolls but I adored them because they were gothic and cool and different. I also remember Moxie dolls being super cool. They were a mix of Bratz dolls with big heads/eyes/lips but they had detachable wigs (like Polly pockets of the era) AND they were bendable/posable with better proportions than Barbie. Barbie was JUST beginning to make bendable and posable Barbie’s en mass at the time from what I can remember, and there wasn’t much difference in body composition. I think a few years back I saw a thicker Barbie. I think she was advertised as “Mom” Barbie which tbh kind of rude. She had thicker thighs and waist essentially. I also saw recently a disco Barbie, she had an Afro and a really cool dress! But I’m unsure if it was a Mattel doll. I think Barbie did help with encouraging young girls to pursue stem fields, and encouraged girls to pursue higher education. My favorite Barbie from my childhood was one of the “Surfer” Barbies. They had proportionally big feet that did not fit into Barbie shoes. She was a black Barbie and smelled like coconuts and honestly she was cool and pretty AF. Like her hair was amazing. Looking back, a little weird that she was a surfer Barbie and there wasn’t just a regular black Barbie, but I think I was 8 at the time so what can you do. I really do like that Mattel has branched out with their inclusivity in their doll lines, but I think when it comes to girl’s toys, everything is going to be scrutinized heavily about “what it is teaching them”. It’s sort of ridiculous the type of pressure that’s out there and I don’t feel that there is the same heavy stigmatism around boys action figures. I think that people will be people, and have insecurities, no matter if they play with a 1950s Barbie or a 2022 Barbie, or if they play with a G.I. Joe or a WWE wrestling figure. We put too much pressure on obtaining perfection in the culture, regardless of toys and what they look like.

    • @luccianadavilacastello5362
      @luccianadavilacastello5362 Год назад +3

      omg i loved moxie dolls!!

    • @brett8460
      @brett8460 Год назад +23

      I never owned a Bratz doll growing up but I owned several Bratz dolls. I even had one of those big doll heads with the long hair that you could style but I accidentally put real human hair products on it and she went bald. 😭

    • @BuildingPyramidz
      @BuildingPyramidz Год назад +35

      @@brett8460 wait…HELP IM CONFUSED

    • @Adv18
      @Adv18 Год назад +44

      Barbie has been inclusive since the 1960s with Christie & an entire doll line dedicated to black people in the 90s with Shani, then black barbie in 1980
      Then you have Teresa & Kira and the dolls of the world line. So this idea that barbie was not inclusive is false. Bratz dolls literally had the same face mold for each of their characters with little diversity other than changing the colour of the plastic. The problem was not really an issue with the doll line, but was an issue with retailers not stocking the ethnic dolls

    • @user-ig3pv9zk6w
      @user-ig3pv9zk6w Год назад +2

      what are you wearing right now how does it smell

  • @pudding4eva101
    @pudding4eva101 2 года назад +6571

    Bratz had better diversity & style. Barbie had a better franchise in terms of their movies & attempts at “positivity” for girls by promoting STEM careers

    • @kriblar98
      @kriblar98 2 года назад +537

      I always saw bratz as more mature than barbie

    • @alicegallagher9291
      @alicegallagher9291 2 года назад +11

      Agree! X

    • @theshiniestmermaidonearth4283
      @theshiniestmermaidonearth4283 2 года назад +449

      I liked Bratz because they had dolls that looked like me and my friends. Like ya, barbie had Theresa and Christie, but they weren't on her level lol

    • @HolidayParty173
      @HolidayParty173 2 года назад +159

      my mom never let me watch (get dolls, play the video games, etc) Bratz because of how snobby they were

    • @sophie-ip4nj
      @sophie-ip4nj 2 года назад +8

      so true bestie

  • @officaldungeons
    @officaldungeons 2 года назад +8119

    There is no bigger flex than hiring the London Symphony Orchestra and just not using it.

    • @joeiG72
      @joeiG72 2 года назад +137

      Idk you're trying to tell me that would be a bigger flex than renting out Disney world for a birthday party. I don't know if anyone has done this but you know that for the right price you could probably do it

    • @Anna13Tonks
      @Anna13Tonks 2 года назад +9

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @brodysilk3861
      @brodysilk3861 2 года назад +20

      But these guys literally did John Williams most famous pieces

    • @neiloch
      @neiloch 2 года назад +40

      "Gonna spend this Barbie cash to hire a world renowned orchestra and tell them to shut the f*ck up"

    • @MiotaLee
      @MiotaLee 2 года назад +10

      I hope the music they made was deemed to scary and that's why the chase scene is so silent

  • @_reyna_love_
    @_reyna_love_ Год назад +93

    The angry pixie dancing will forever be hilarious.

  • @gooodmorning4526
    @gooodmorning4526 Год назад +43

    8:15 "the king who ordered that" **points to giant fucking hole in the ground**
    WHY WOULD HE ORDER THAT LMAO

  • @sabrinathegreat931
    @sabrinathegreat931 2 года назад +2302

    As a kid I hated that Bratz doll shoes were attached to their feet, so any time you wanted to change their shoes you had to remove the whole foot and just replace it with a new foot. As an irresponsible child who lost all their shoes, i had a bunch of Bratz dolls amputated at the ankle which was a bummer.

    • @sagittariusgurl818
      @sagittariusgurl818 2 года назад +170

      👁👄👁 I forgot about that problem omg *memory unlocked*

    • @papadong8100
      @papadong8100 2 года назад +62

      I remember being really disappointed because they didn't have feet to chew lol

    • @canyonmoon3773
      @canyonmoon3773 2 года назад +9

      HONEY I GET WHAT UR SAYING AT THE END PLS NO-

    • @imaniblack5291
      @imaniblack5291 2 года назад +2

      BRO SAME

    • @bubaaaaaaaaa
      @bubaaaaaaaaa 2 года назад +2

      FR THIS HAPPENED TO ME TOO

  • @DallasTheLad
    @DallasTheLad 2 года назад +3900

    “This is not realistic”
    - kurtis at a movie about dolls magically becoming pixies who put people into a dance trance

  • @marveludus
    @marveludus 8 месяцев назад +67

    The Barbie as Rapunzel movie always meant a lot to me. Even before I realized how manipulative my own mother was, her story resonated with me. And honestly, her not even trying to escape for good until Gothel makes it very clear that she only has her own interests in mind... very relatable

  • @bonezarebroken
    @bonezarebroken 11 месяцев назад +43

    I wish I could hear the "Scrotum scrolls" joke for the first time again, it almost made me cry from laughter.

  • @devestradaa
    @devestradaa 2 года назад +6116

    i was kinda hoping this was 30 minutes of kurtis playing with barbies and bratz dolls and making them wrestle….. maybe next time

    • @NoarHamza
      @NoarHamza 2 года назад +40

      Lol what

    • @FunkVT
      @FunkVT 2 года назад +61

      You're roaming around with THAT as your pfp
      You're brave

    • @ichaival2419
      @ichaival2419 2 года назад +63

      is this a kink thing. be honest

    • @micah7608
      @micah7608 2 года назад +5

      what in the world is your pfp

    • @zoinksscoop20yearsago68
      @zoinksscoop20yearsago68 2 года назад +5

      Dude don't give me hopes

  • @arashi86
    @arashi86 2 года назад +2358

    The fact that Rapunzel could just leave the tower because the magic spell only works on someone with a lying heart is this movie's equivalent of "that sign won't stop me, because I can't read"

    • @aja6724
      @aja6724 2 года назад +20

      Stop I hate that analogy because it’s true 😭

    • @RT-qs3rq
      @RT-qs3rq 2 года назад +2

      I think the point is that she lied to Gothel

  • @ilmlya
    @ilmlya 7 месяцев назад +9

    "do I wanna gnome" is actually the best joke I have encountered on this channel

  • @devm8425
    @devm8425 Год назад +57

    "That's like if someone pushed you into a pool, as a prank, and then you just went limp and drowned" i'm imagining a new kind of guy whos so dramatic and petty that he does this, but I keep arriving at the realization that's just Michael Scott

  • @nafeesa1269
    @nafeesa1269 2 года назад +6093

    Why do I remember the Barbie movie being wayyyy more of a higher quality than it is 😭🤚🏽

    • @soultrans
      @soultrans 2 года назад +270

      it might be because of the quality of the tvs , it’s like when we play older games (usually pixelated) and remember them in a higher quality - but yeah

    • @sydney6268
      @sydney6268 2 года назад +164

      Hahaha I was just thinking the same thing. I remember loving this movie as a kid. Maybe we're just more used to better animation now?

    • @dragosanie5055
      @dragosanie5055 2 года назад +87

      in terms of the animation, I have no idea why we thought it was okay. But he definitely butchered the details and story to make it seem worse than it is to be funny.

    • @flawedaughter
      @flawedaughter 2 года назад +2

      FRRR

    • @annemarie7471
      @annemarie7471 2 года назад +61

      Also the movie he picked was one of the first ones so there were a lot more better quality ones

  • @roroh6817
    @roroh6817 2 года назад +4057

    The fact that he did not use the objectively best barbie movie (princess and the pauper) for a comparison is simply criminal and I will not stand for this injustice and tomfoolery

    • @celinahatton2653
      @celinahatton2653 2 года назад +380

      As a mother who had to sit through every bloody Barbie movie approximately 23 thousand times, I can confirm that you are correct.

    • @oli_kate
      @oli_kate 2 года назад +277

      What about the diamond castle though? It used to make me wanna go live in the woods with my best friend and garden and sing. Plus you have to respect the blatant gayness of it. I mean barbie has a lesbian flag dress and her friend (Alexa?) has a bi flag dress. Plus living in a cottage in the woods with your best friend cough girlfriend cough is pretty gay.

    • @artemisb9441
      @artemisb9441 2 года назад +173

      thats a weird way to spell mermaidia but okay

    • @laurenb3813
      @laurenb3813 2 года назад +103

      OR PRINCESS CHARM SCHOOL

    • @elysiummystic6735
      @elysiummystic6735 2 года назад +85

      uhm what about three musketeers that was so good .

  • @d.tsukuyomi1869
    @d.tsukuyomi1869 Год назад +36

    Amazing how the Bratz entire movie is basically "what if the medieval dance plague was actually a rave?"

  • @ZaptheZombie
    @ZaptheZombie 10 месяцев назад +8

    “I’m not a virgin” immediately starts talking about his podcast

  • @jiannav5979
    @jiannav5979 2 года назад +1509

    annoyed that kurtis went through this whole video calling the bratz “bryannas friends.” put some respect on chloe, yasmin, sasha, and jade.

    • @austins.2495
      @austins.2495 2 года назад +13

      Most people don't name their garden tools

    • @iimelda_rt
      @iimelda_rt 2 года назад +70

      Angel, Pretty Princess, Bunny Boo, and Cool Cat deserve better than "BreeAhNnAs FrIeNdZ" 🙄

    • @humanbean852
      @humanbean852 2 года назад

      Me too!

  • @annabelcunningham2848
    @annabelcunningham2848 2 года назад +12194

    Pitting women against eachother like this is messed up Kurtis

  • @Ey3_s0cEt.4.20.
    @Ey3_s0cEt.4.20. Год назад +85

    I’m like in my twenties and idk why every time I get sick I still watch the Barbie movies….like if I’m not sick I don’t want to watch them but the second I get sick I sit in bed all day watching them 😂

    • @tallulahmoon6943
      @tallulahmoon6943 Год назад +5

      10/10 username

    • @Used324
      @Used324 Год назад

      I do something similar, when I feel mad I watch stupid daily soaps to release my stress but after that i think and try to understand the logic behind what I just did.

    • @emilyb.8219
      @emilyb.8219 Год назад

      Pavlovian response lol

  • @SUPER_5KINGSTAR
    @SUPER_5KINGSTAR 9 месяцев назад +7

    "Do I wanna gnome? if this garden goes both ways?"

  • @Cottage_Gore
    @Cottage_Gore 2 года назад +47222

    Barbie saying “Balls” with reverb has no RIGHT to be this hilarious.

    • @pocoloco6166
      @pocoloco6166 2 года назад +749

      I know it kills me

    • @KingOfGaymes
      @KingOfGaymes 2 года назад +713

      I hate that it killed me as much as it did

    • @CreepySpaghett
      @CreepySpaghett 2 года назад +112

      Nice pfp

    • @emilyschick5007
      @emilyschick5007 2 года назад +368

      “Kurtis move on” 😭

    • @savannahs.5874
      @savannahs.5874 2 года назад +367

      For real I'm never eating while watching a kurtis Conner video again I almost died today choking on mac cheese because I heard balls

  • @squiddyanimations6617
    @squiddyanimations6617 11 месяцев назад +10

    "do owls get horny?"
    *laughs in helluva boss fan*

    • @otterrama9718
      @otterrama9718 11 месяцев назад +1

      The answer is yes. 😂

  • @thefinkie6459
    @thefinkie6459 Год назад +6

    6:33 THERE IT IS. The legend was born!

  • @nobody22xx
    @nobody22xx 2 года назад +4053

    the split second shot of the girl who is angrily twerking is still killing me..

    • @_Kuma_
      @_Kuma_ 2 года назад +136

      Dude same. I keep coming back to this video and that part kills me every time.

    • @nobody22xx
      @nobody22xx 2 года назад +57

      @@_Kuma_ i always come back and replay that part.. like weekly maybe even daily

    • @heh822
      @heh822 2 года назад +16

      Timestamp plz

    • @nobody22xx
      @nobody22xx 2 года назад +69

      @@heh822 21:40

    • @billpotts4670
      @billpotts4670 2 года назад +24

      dw ill call an ambulance

  • @emilyrose2844
    @emilyrose2844 2 года назад +819

    i feel like the detail in the bratz animation was 99% focused on making their hair as shiny as humanly possibly and 1% focused on everything else

    • @jocelyn.__.
      @jocelyn.__. 2 года назад +57

      their hair is literally one of the 2 things i ever focus on. it literally is so satisfying.

    • @lemonstarofficial
      @lemonstarofficial 2 года назад +3

      Ok

    • @VividDayDream
      @VividDayDream 2 года назад

      @@jocelyn.__. The second thing you focus on?

    • @jocelyn.__.
      @jocelyn.__. 2 года назад +13

      @@VividDayDream their fashion/outfits lmao

  • @crazycookie4645
    @crazycookie4645 Год назад +19

    I actually like that when Sasha and Yasmin put on the pixie glasses everything becomes more colorful. Like yeah, there’s bubbles and people with wings, but the vivid colors is a more subtle detail that shows the difference between the regular world and the pixie’s world. Even the regular humans get a bit more color saturation when viewed through those glasses.

  • @eggiboiroi
    @eggiboiroi 8 месяцев назад +12

    what’s so funny about the lawsuit to me is that it actually DOES make a lot of sense because the guy who made bratz worked for mattel AND worked on a barbie line that *suspiciously* looks quite similar to how the first line of bratz looked (EXCLUSIVELY fashion wise!) RIGHT before he left mattel! so it completely makes sense on mattel’s part this one time 💀😭

  • @violletashop9908
    @violletashop9908 2 года назад +4378

    "kelly looks like what stubbing your toe feels like" genuis, kurtis

  • @saintsomnia8030
    @saintsomnia8030 2 года назад +3106

    "Why stay on topic when you can simply not" ah yes, the ADHD motto

  • @BackwardVR
    @BackwardVR Год назад +17

    That Bratz doll 'angerly throwing back' has to be one the of FUNNIEST things I've seen in a while

  • @clemclemclemclemcl
    @clemclemclemclemcl Год назад +126

    Timestamps (mainly for me ig)
    Intro: 0:00
    Barbie as Rapunzel: 4:34
    Intermission/Merch Plug : 14:34
    Bratz Fashion Pixies: 15:05
    Outro: 25:37

  • @klaire6233
    @klaire6233 2 года назад +8385

    It is actually perfectly plausible that climbing up Rapunzel’s hair wouldn’t hurt her. This is because of the way she wrapped her hair around the post. This releases the tension from her scalp and it acts like a rope. It’s like a pulley system, and it provides some slack that allows her to support that weight without scalping herself. The problem here is the actual weight of her hair. Perhaps she gets used to the weight by building up that muscle, but pulling so much weight constantly is effectively tearing her scalp apart.

    • @leavemealonethx
      @leavemealonethx 2 года назад +1487

      Can you imagine how fucking thick Rapunzel's neck must be

    • @jadenguyen2214
      @jadenguyen2214 2 года назад +263

      Bro bro bro too epic if she had no neck like Ed too ex

    • @lululemon2250
      @lululemon2250 2 года назад +629

      please do my physics homework

    • @MoonchildDontCry
      @MoonchildDontCry 2 года назад +328

      Exactly. I have long ass hair. And I usually wrap it around my hand while detangling it. Doesn't hurt my scalp one bit.

    • @Kate-he8ug
      @Kate-he8ug 2 года назад +27

      im not reading that lol

  • @sh-sh-shayyy
    @sh-sh-shayyy 2 года назад +2971

    As a Kurtis Town citizen, having my extra greeting taken from me has devastated me. What’s next? No greeting AT ALL??? This town has gone to the dogs

    • @crazee_lemon
      @crazee_lemon 2 года назад +16

      😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

    • @gorbsupreme7555
      @gorbsupreme7555 2 года назад +189

      We must impeach kurtis

    • @simoneroisin
      @simoneroisin 2 года назад +35

      @@gorbsupreme7555 I second this

    • @sh-sh-shayyy
      @sh-sh-shayyy 2 года назад +105

      @@gorbsupreme7555 VIVA LA REVOLUTION!!

    • @puli_dreadhead
      @puli_dreadhead 2 года назад +64

      What is Kurtis' dog name? We should elect him as Mayor.

  • @AIb3d0
    @AIb3d0 Год назад +36

    In my ballet class they said our outfit looked like the last Barbie outfit in the cutscene of her changing outfits and I swear when she said balls I laughed so hard

  • @spacecase2493
    @spacecase2493 8 месяцев назад +14

    i wanna mention that if you apply adequate pressure to a part of you hair that isnt the root it makes it a lot less painful when the ends are pulled, just like tension on a rope. so if rupenzel held a portion of her hair it really wouldnt hurt too much for someobe to climb up the rest, especially if it was braided or tied.

  • @TreadTheDonutDuck
    @TreadTheDonutDuck 2 года назад +3577

    You're right Danny, takis ARE seriously intense.

    • @p0tat0s0up
      @p0tat0s0up 2 года назад +439

      pretty sure you’re thinking abt Drew there, it’s ok common mistake

    • @iloverainydays4602
      @iloverainydays4602 2 года назад +72

      No the are SERIOUSLY intense!!

    • @sohcahtoa8742
      @sohcahtoa8742 2 года назад +56

      But are they dangerously intense?

    • @autumn2111
      @autumn2111 2 года назад +3

      LOLL

    • @joshdun545
      @joshdun545 2 года назад +52

      unless you eat 4 bags, then they become DANGEROUSLY intense

  • @morganmartin4829
    @morganmartin4829 2 года назад +24139

    Also, in the middle of the lawsuit, Bratz changed their slogan from "the girls with a passion for fashion" to "the *_only_* girls with a passion for fashion" which I find hysterical

    • @sof0099
      @sof0099 2 года назад +485

      lmao yes

    • @CelesticCF
      @CelesticCF 2 года назад +1525

      Holy shit, I remember that and I never knew why it changed. That's hilarious.

    • @justinspencer983
      @justinspencer983 2 года назад +884

      Mattel and MGA are still throwing the stupidest lawsuits at each other. Fucking MGA ask for trademark on Barbara. BARBARA.
      _φ(・_・ I don’t think it will every end

    • @delinayacob
      @delinayacob 2 года назад +44

      Lmao

    • @seerum
      @seerum 2 года назад +29

      @@justinspencer983 who-

  • @jovana_kocic
    @jovana_kocic Месяц назад +2

    Sephán...wrapping his hands around barbie's entire waist. That's the most important scene. PeriodT

  • @lgnbby
    @lgnbby Год назад +25

    Honestly all the bratz movies I watched felt like a fever dream the bratz kids sleepover movie honestly had me convinced I made it up until like a year ago when I accidentally fell upon it again. What a vibe

  • @sydneygail
    @sydneygail 2 года назад +18909

    the “dylan walked so eboys could run their fingers through their hair” was the best line in this entire vid

  • @trash9378
    @trash9378 2 года назад +2740

    I don't really think this guy is a virgin. He's very clearly secure about that, I mean, just look at how much he says it. It MUST be true.

    • @abbyjo308
      @abbyjo308 2 года назад +90

      um i think we have matching cats-

    • @halo965
      @halo965 2 года назад +63

      ok u two now kith

    • @pioxia777
      @pioxia777 2 года назад +4

      Hex a. kurits is a vigrins xxD

    • @lianair4383
      @lianair4383 2 года назад +19

      @@abbyjo308 LMFAO YALL DO TF

    • @patrickbateman3799
      @patrickbateman3799 2 года назад +5

      Abby Chamberlain OMG YASSS ITS SO CUTEEEEE

  • @jecx_hype
    @jecx_hype Год назад +9

    Can I just say that the guy who voiced the horny ferret also voiced Goku 😭😭

  • @aubreejobizzarro1208
    @aubreejobizzarro1208 Год назад +35

    Finally. The showdown I have been waiting for my entire life.

  • @obiwankenobi9141
    @obiwankenobi9141 2 года назад +4755

    Therapist: Horny weasel isn’t real, it can’t hurt you.
    Horny weasel: MMMM! UAAGH!

  • @rhiannonfoss
    @rhiannonfoss 2 года назад +2566

    “dylan walked so eboys could run… their fingers through their hair”

  • @aubreylee9582
    @aubreylee9582 Год назад +21

    bratz fashion pixies was a fucking bop

  • @spiderdude2099
    @spiderdude2099 Год назад +3

    Barbie voice with reverb: “BALLS”
    Bottom text

  • @MKateUltra
    @MKateUltra 2 года назад +1075

    “I AM NOT A VIRGIN - ALSO TODAY’S TOPIC IS DOLLS”
    *number one on trending*

    • @multiskype
      @multiskype 2 года назад +12

      @George Washington good.

    • @noodlessalty
      @noodlessalty 2 года назад +6

      @George Washington good.

    • @sophiep6718
      @sophiep6718 2 года назад +5

      @George Washington good.

    • @yes-eo3oy
      @yes-eo3oy 2 года назад +4

      @George Washington good.

    • @katanaj3005
      @katanaj3005 2 года назад +4

      @George Washington good.

  • @rebecatorres999
    @rebecatorres999 2 года назад +3056

    I’m not even a Queen fan, but you look like all the Queen members had a child

  • @asrielknight
    @asrielknight Год назад +18

    if rapunzel was trans, you could say "rapunzel has balls now"
    you can now clap

  • @ephemeraIl
    @ephemeraIl Год назад +6

    18:32 ok but imagine a gnome COMING TO LIFE AND CHASING YOU... i would run too

  • @katew6765
    @katew6765 2 года назад +2766

    I feel like he did barbie so dirty by not choosing one of the musicals, the music is always the best part of the films!!

    • @lilichong7941
      @lilichong7941 2 года назад +320

      He needs to do this again but this time watch Princess and the Pauper

    • @katew6765
      @katew6765 2 года назад +104

      @@lilichong7941 that's what I'm saying!!! That is the best one hands down. Though diamond castle and island princess are also acceptable choices.

    • @v.xien.
      @v.xien. 2 года назад +75

      Sounds like something a Kelly stan would say

    • @katew6765
      @katew6765 2 года назад +14

      @@v.xien. 😳ooh you caught me 😳/lh

    • @lableurose1747
      @lableurose1747 2 года назад +24

      Bratz too, neither of the films were good

  • @caia-moon
    @caia-moon 2 года назад +1612

    Just to clarify for those who haven’t seen the absolute masterpiece that is barbie as rapunzel (not even being sarcastic), the plot does explain why she can’t just fly away on penelope the dragon. Gothel cast a wall of protection around the castle so that nobody would find them in the woods and it’s impassable unless you fly over the top and throughout the film penelope tries to fly over but can’t because she’s afraid of heights and falls down! No plot holes here

    • @brinetbirdy1765
      @brinetbirdy1765 2 года назад +35

      ^^ damn right

    • @shush9687
      @shush9687 2 года назад +73

      rapunzel barbie is superior. everything about it is so magical

    • @blandalfthebeige2502
      @blandalfthebeige2502 2 года назад +35

      Give him to meeee ughhh 😩

    • @Aqua-oz4nb
      @Aqua-oz4nb 2 года назад +6

      That one was my favorite

    • @CatieMaria
      @CatieMaria 2 года назад +34

      thanks for the explanation, person whose first name is just a wronger version of my first name

  • @user-iz5qz4uz6i
    @user-iz5qz4uz6i 5 месяцев назад +4

    As someone who's name is Breanna, pronounced the same way, hearing the line "So Brianna's friends get kidnapped by the pixies and Dylan twerks about it, which is honestly a power move" literally made my day you have no idea how hard i laughed

  • @queenofcats9240
    @queenofcats9240 Год назад +42

    What you said about Bratz being more inclusive with other skin stones is what made me want one in the first place. As a kid, all my Barbies looked the same, and then I got my Yasmin doll and she had tan skin, brown hair and brown eyes. She instantly became my favorite doll and I would take her with me everywhere. I still have her with me. That’s a part of my childhood that I don’t wanna let go because it really lit up my life at the time

  • @moonydoll7109
    @moonydoll7109 2 года назад +891

    HE SHOULD'VE WATCHED BARBIE PRINCESS AND THE PAUPER VS BRATZ ROCK ANGELS IT SHOULD BE LEGENDS VS LEGENDS ONLY 😭

    • @WhatYouCallLove
      @WhatYouCallLove 2 года назад +41

      Rock Angelz was the best one!! Or the real life movie. I did like Barbie and the nutcracker as a kid tho.

    • @Spooky_l3xxi
      @Spooky_l3xxi 2 года назад +8

      Agreed those two were my favorites

    • @evelinaz1548
      @evelinaz1548 2 года назад +17

      i call for a second review video because yES i was really hoping for rock angels

    • @supremequeenofeverything
      @supremequeenofeverything 2 года назад +3

      AMEN

    • @erineginn
      @erineginn 2 года назад +3

      Facts

  • @Daisy071d
    @Daisy071d 2 года назад +14192

    Kurtis: *continuously addresses not being a virgin*
    Danny and Drew: “virgins for lives despite the wives”

    • @northstarjakobs
      @northstarjakobs 2 года назад +377

      He's the only one in their trio who was allowed to fuck.

    • @Daisy071d
      @Daisy071d 2 года назад +45

      @@northstarjakobs lmaooo

    • @thatonesimp5086
      @thatonesimp5086 2 года назад +16

      @@northstarjakobs 😂😂😂😂💀

    • @euphoria127
      @euphoria127 2 года назад +362

      "virgin for lives despite the wives"
      *I cant-💀*

    • @big_sea
      @big_sea 2 года назад +9

      yes

  • @Emma.x0x00
    @Emma.x0x00 9 месяцев назад +4

    (Do I wanna gnome?)
    If the gnomes are small or no?
    (Sad to see them come)
    Was sort of hoping that they'd go
    (Baby, we both gnomes)
    - Do I Wanna Gnome? by Kurtis Conner

  • @azazelmakara3716
    @azazelmakara3716 10 месяцев назад +4

    I think the gnome is saying either 'yahoo, down below' or 'yahoo, look out below' in whatever heavy accent he's supposed to have

  • @theored1023
    @theored1023 2 года назад +1964

    Kurtis: I'M NOT A VIRGIN
    Virgins: IM NOT A VIRGIN
    hmmmmmmmm, theres a pattern here

    • @awang9060
      @awang9060 2 года назад +93

      Ok but Kurtis says it with a apostrophe so idk man 😬

    • @lo1z376
      @lo1z376 2 года назад +50

      @@awang9060 Yeah true. Could a virgin say that with an apostrophe? i don’t think so.

    • @molly702
      @molly702 2 года назад +6

      @@lo1z376 quite impossible honestly..

    • @awang9060
      @awang9060 2 года назад +5

      @@lo1z376 yeah the evidence is stacking up against Theo 🤔

  • @lalahadams1061
    @lalahadams1061 2 года назад +1461

    Kurtis is near the completion of his 80's American Dad transformation

    • @aceeduventures
      @aceeduventures 2 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/qEu-umL8M_A/видео.html🙏🙏

    • @brianacarey8617
      @brianacarey8617 2 года назад +37

      Now he just needs Hawaiian shirts and it will be complete

    • @user-is7xs1mr9y
      @user-is7xs1mr9y 2 года назад +15

      He looks like my uncle in 1992 when he was already a dad lol.

    • @l.e.2154
      @l.e.2154 2 года назад

      the only thing missing is a child 😄

    • @MissDraiha
      @MissDraiha 2 года назад

      Did dads wear short shorts in the 80s outside Australia? (We called them stubbies). If we could get Kurtis into some short shorts - chef's kiss!

  • @audreyramsey4141
    @audreyramsey4141 6 месяцев назад +4

    ILL DEFEND THE QUIET FIGHT SCENE bc hearing the footsteps and the running placement was epic when I was little it made it intense for me lmao

  • @gmorkjack7092
    @gmorkjack7092 7 месяцев назад +4

    Idk why the Barbie movie just made so much more sense to me as a kid. Like yeah obviously there’s a hole there and yeah obviously he has to run away

  • @SallyB_23
    @SallyB_23 2 года назад +8113

    Kurtis: Why didn't Rapunzel just hop on Penelope's back and fly away from the tower years ago
    Me, a grown-ass person who hasn't seen these movies in literal years: you know there was a whole side plot where Penelope was dealing with self-esteem issues with her dad cause she was afraid to fly, right? right?

    • @xxstingerxx9651
      @xxstingerxx9651 2 года назад +366

      That's what I was thinking too?

    • @whosstal1736
      @whosstal1736 2 года назад +704

      Justice for Penelope 😭

    • @elemnopee..
      @elemnopee.. 2 года назад +101

      I was looking for this comment-

    • @SallyB_23
      @SallyB_23 2 года назад +469

      @@whosstal1736 Yeah Penelope was my girl when I was young. Looking back the movie is actually really good, especially for kids, because not only does it show that it’s okay to break free from an abusive parent/child relationship (in the case of Rapunzel + Gothel), but relationships between parents and children that are strained by high expectations can be healed when the parent learns to accept and love their child fully for who they are (and that we all have inner abilities and powers that will develop in their own time, if we believe in ourselves)

    • @TheGong00zler
      @TheGong00zler 2 года назад +5

      Exactlyyy

  • @pbsbeansss
    @pbsbeansss 2 года назад +846

    no one:
    kurtis editing this every 5 seconds:
    𝑏𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑠 👹😈😼

  • @loopslol
    @loopslol Год назад +3

    "Rapunzel is bald now"
    -best kurtis barbie quote
    -2022

  • @SamIsNotAvailableRn
    @SamIsNotAvailableRn 9 месяцев назад +3

    The weasel takes me all the way out 😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @BJo-jj2uk
    @BJo-jj2uk 2 года назад +817

    Barbie: *Princess and the Pauper* vs Bratz: *Rock Angels* next 😌

    • @caffeinesbitch
      @caffeinesbitch 2 года назад +9

      YES

    • @aniaf8974
      @aniaf8974 2 года назад +34

      Princess and the Pauper is automatically better because Preminger 😌

    • @Victoria-_
      @Victoria-_ 2 года назад +11

      YES! I may be a bit biased but I think P&TP has the better storyline 😂

    • @aniaf8974
      @aniaf8974 2 года назад +5

      @@Victoria-_ Yeah same here, but Preminger is just amazing I live for him and his expressions

    • @madisonlewe1057
      @madisonlewe1057 2 года назад +4

      Yes!
      Gotta pit the OG against the OG

  • @palanquinnn
    @palanquinnn 6 месяцев назад +1

    This has to be kurtis’s most iconic video

  • @delaney7851
    @delaney7851 Год назад +13

    At 25:37 I realized kurtis kinda looks like a gnome

  • @moderndaymyspace
    @moderndaymyspace 2 года назад +6455

    Dylan twerking about the two girls being kidnapped is honestly the funniest thing i've ever seen

    • @laylah6874
      @laylah6874 2 года назад +77

      peak comedy

    • @nataliethane5112
      @nataliethane5112 Год назад +108

      I’m not sure if I should jokingly call him a misogynist or a slaying pride queen

    • @kiomaelouch7192
      @kiomaelouch7192 Год назад +23

      @@nataliethane5112 yes?

    • @z3rox969
      @z3rox969 Год назад +13

      @@nataliethane5112 both

    • @kdmac8110
      @kdmac8110 Год назад +5

      I literally rolled off of my bed from laughing too hard

  • @dqmisqreat
    @dqmisqreat 2 года назад +2853

    as an irish person, that gnome was actually irish sounding, not like the fake "ohh begone and begorrah nora my potatoes shall not see the morn" but like saying "ha" between every sentence and "what would your ma think" are actual like irish things

    • @melancoliv
      @melancoliv 2 года назад +188

      I didn't understand a SINGLE word lmao the accent is so strong

    • @padmeamidala40
      @padmeamidala40 2 года назад +64

      It sounded like Michael
      THERE ARE NO GAYS IN IRELAND

    • @emma-ws9kf
      @emma-ws9kf 2 года назад +79

      they needed a few "ah sure look" and they'd be set

    • @yesbagel9269
      @yesbagel9269 2 года назад +70

      The ‘cailínís’ was incredibly accurate

    • @dqmisqreat
      @dqmisqreat 2 года назад +46

      @@emma-ws9kf throw in an aul "ah for fecks sake" too

  • @x_x_velvy_sk8zx_x581
    @x_x_velvy_sk8zx_x581 Год назад +3

    Brooo i fcking died😄😄😄💀 10:07 "doth thou carpet match thy drapes😆💀"

  • @Violetpanda848
    @Violetpanda848 11 месяцев назад +14

    6:42 balls

  • @localcryptid740
    @localcryptid740 2 года назад +414

    A virgin is exactly the kind of person who would purposefully not give someone an extra greeting

  • @mildbubblefruit4181
    @mildbubblefruit4181 2 года назад +12375

    I’d pay a lot of money for Kurtis to review all these movies, my guy.

    • @kierstin8734
      @kierstin8734 2 года назад +62

      literally

    • @eimypaez8131
      @eimypaez8131 2 года назад +15

      Same

    • @Clara-sc9vc
      @Clara-sc9vc 2 года назад +88

      me too dude, literally the best youtube video i’ve watched in months

    • @jacxy_cool8893
      @jacxy_cool8893 2 года назад +21

      Me too please 😭😭😭 I love this kinda shit

    • @Jamie-oc8ds
      @Jamie-oc8ds 2 года назад +32

      I want him to watch the bratz sleepover movie 😭

  • @milagrosfarina1941
    @milagrosfarina1941 Год назад +2

    I watch this video every week religiously

  • @randomfactory3446
    @randomfactory3446 Год назад +4

    6:27 I GOT A BRATZ AD

  • @josieoverland8713
    @josieoverland8713 2 года назад +766

    Calling the *Bratz* "Brianna's friends" throughout the whole movie is such a power move

  • @kishinumaayumi
    @kishinumaayumi 2 года назад +1547

    Regarding the Rapunzel hair thing, I actually rly like how Disney's Tangled made like a hook for her hair to dangle on to so the weight doesnt rely on her head, but instead on the tower itself

    • @lauaracarrillo
      @lauaracarrillo 2 года назад +100

      But in the Barbie movie also take this into consideration, see how her hair is wrapped in the column, so the tension is not in her scalp

    • @kishinumaayumi
      @kishinumaayumi 2 года назад +19

      @@lauaracarrillo oh really? I actually didn't notice that (at least from Kurtis' video).. I haven't seen the movie in years but now u mention it I think I do remember her doing that(?)

    • @kishinumaayumi
      @kishinumaayumi 2 года назад +64

      I happen to find a clip that clearly showed her hair wrapped around the column.. that's actually genius cause if you wrap it around like that, the fulcrum becomes the column and your scalp barely carries any weight. And the grip on the colum just get tighter as Stefan climbs up and pulls the hair

    • @coolkid_
      @coolkid_ 2 года назад +9

      @@kishinumaayumi oh wow, that’s even better than tangled then

    • @kishinumaayumi
      @kishinumaayumi 2 года назад +7

      @@coolkid_ yea, it should be more efficient, especially since tangled's way requires Rapunzel to tug on her hair to pull it up which might cause tugging of the scalp anyways (but still probably not enough to cause much damage since most of the weight is carried by her arms pulling on the hair)