Barbie vs. Bratz 2
HTML-код
- Опубликовано: 29 май 2022
- This video is sponsored by Inkbox. Click here to try the new Inkbox Subscription Experience bit.ly/InkboxKurtisSubscription
TOUR TICKETS ► bit.ly/KCliveTickets
This week: we revisit the Barbie vs. Bratz rivalry for a rematch. Who will come out on top this time? I don't know! Watch the video!
FOLLOW ME:
► / kurtisconner
► / kurtisconner
MERCH
► shop.kurtisconner.com/
PODCAST CHANNEL:
► / @veryreallygood
► / veryreallygood
LISTEN TO THE POD:
► open.spotify.com/show/3nGVLHp...
► podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast...
TWITCH:
► / kurtisconner
MY GAMING CHANNEL:
► / @kurtiskorner
thanks for watching!
comment "kelly more like smelly" if ur reading this
#kurtisconner 
Приколы
I literally spit out my drink at the "barbie and the broke ass bitch" joke, comedy gold
perfect title
sameee
I almost spit out my drink at "hi 🏍"
I almost spit out my drink at "tutor I hardly know her"
Same😭😭😭
the bratz in paris plot went fucking crazy. one of the models was literally poisoning and kidnapping the others. no words
My two favs are Bratz: Girlz Really Rock, and Bratz: Go To Paris
Is that the only Bratz movie without a zed in the end?
literally the best bratz movie because of how fucking insane it is. the only movie with actual life or death stakes.
@@Bxcars maybe its bratz: go to pariz
THAT ONE USED TO SCARE ME SM AS A KID BECAUSE THEY GOT LIKE OLD AND STUFF
i want NOTHING more than for kurtis to experience the emotional roller coaster of bratz super babies
you mean super babiez, right?
im sorry bratz WHAT
i was so obsessed with this movie as a kid
My daughter watched Super Babiez so many times I know the script by heart. 😂
LMAO THIS LITERALLY GAVE ME NIGHTMARES
Ok but actually I think it’s beautiful that they had 2 female leads in extremely different economic statuses form a friendship on what they have in common rather than tearing each other down
he joked about it being a commentary but like it actually was. it shows that they can be friends across their differences but there are also scenes he didn’t include in the video where annalise realizes how bad things were for her citizens and how she was so sheltered and didn’t realize and she vows to make things better and basically gains class consciousness
See this is why girls are so much more advanced emotionally. Like we just grow up making these connections so young and men are like omg I’m so emotionally intelligent and woke blah blah blah when they make this connection at 30. I love being a woman and being emotionally intelligent and being able to share these thoughts and theories with other women
@@Nicolelacraia1I don't understand what makes you think men are only able to make these emotional connections at 30
@@lemonywater2979 You wont get it.
@@Nicolelacraia1yikes. What a sexist take.
the biggest difference between the two franchises is that Barbie characters’ hair doesn’t move at all and Bratz characters’ hair moves way too much for no reason
just like the REAL dolls!!!
I love how Kurtis says: "we're close to the end, I promise."
as if we wouldn't wanna watch 12 hours of him talking about doll movies.
Kurtis is actually signaling us to start the video over again and the warning is to make sure we have time to do it.
Yeah these warnings just makes me sad. 😭😭
ur not wrong
tHIS! I’d watch Kurtis talk about Barbie, Bratz, and Monster High films all day tbh. Because it’s so funny to get his perspective as someone who was/isn’t a doll collector. l collect dolls so I know too much 😂😂
All day every day
the bratz girls rlly have the same vibes as young kids playing pretend
"lets play fashion magazine!!"
an hour later
"omg that was so fun now lets play rock band!!! :D"
I feel like barbies were more like adult but dressed less adult and bratz acted like kids/teens but dressed like super adult lol (there is alot more makeup and like adult styles vs. The random princess dresses and shit) lolol
Patiently waiting for Kurtis to make Barbie Vs Bratz finale, knowing Barbie live action is out 💯💯
Barbie's going to win and you know it
yeah wasnt the live action bratz fucking terrible lmao @@bisexualblueberry
@@asrielknight I actually haven't seen it haha I just saw barbie and I can't see any way for it to lose
this was what i was thinking about the whole video lol
Barbie solos
Fun fact about the Barbie lore: in Barbie: A Fashion Fairytale (one of my personal favourites), it's shown that she's actually an actress in all these films! That's why they're usually titled "Barbie in (insert whatever here)" because she's the star of the film :)
I remmber when that movie came out i litterly have a CD of that movie
@@stell4423 same I've had the DVD for that one and the princess and the pauper forever. Still god tier doll movies
YES!!!
I remember there was a "bloopers" at the end of one of the barbie movies where it shows that they're all actors and it was really cute and funny lol
It was called like magic of pegasus or something like that? There were pegasus in it and ice skating and a polar bear, at least from what I remember
Omg! I love it! I’ve never seen that one, but it was theory I had as a kid
kurtis reviewing princess and the pauper and NOT commenting on the absolute unequivocal, historical, and never been beaten BANGER that is “how can i refuse” by preminger is my villain origin story
FORREALLLLL
how can i refuse is a banger and i will die on this hill
Yes this speaks to me so, so much
Ok no shit I'd never seen that movie as a kid and I still haven't but I heard that song once in another video and just listened to it for hours after like "wow"
LITERALLY omfg the Impact that song had on me as a 5 year old,, i'm 21 & i still have it memorized
That “pauper, not popper” joke had me *wheezing.* The thought of someone making a movie where Barbie’s just having a really bad trip is so funny to me and I don’t know why. Thank you for that mental image, Kurtis.
Pauper is short for poor person. Poor-per(son) became 'poorper' which became 'pauper' due to inadequate education and incorrect spellings by poor people in the Middle Ages.
The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
Isn't "paupertas" a latin word that means poverty? I think that's where pauper derives from.
@@ladymaranosg7149 oh, cool!! I love linguistics facts. 😁 Thanks for sharing!
I love Barbie as the Princess and the Pauper so much and recently made my girlfriend watch it. The way Erika ignores the other seamstress after she says "Can I come alooong?" has always cracked me up 😂
Lmao that seamstress was her mom
@catpainter3165 was she? The way Erika talks about her parents is like they're gone. I assumed the other seamstress was just another poor woman.
She was her mother 🤣
@etherealrain3383 Okay I looked it up and she definitely wasn't. She's another seamstress named Bertie that just also works for Madame Carp.
@@victoriamarie2929 this blows my mind. Ive gone my whole life thinking that shes her mom
finally... someone taking on the real problems in the world.
Omg Bussy lives in KurtisTown!
TELL EM BUSSY
The two people I watch on RUclips in the same place 👀👉👈
Lmao you are the last person I expected to see here but I really don't know why now that you are, it makes complete sense
The real problem is him calling paupers "poppers". Kurtis!!!! It's "pawper" 🤣
To explain kurtis' question about Barbie lore, its revealed in a later movie that barbie is actually an actor and all these movies are her movies.
there are also fairies that just exist in real life also like their just there
damn these bots are like germs
@@imhappy7632 after every kurtis video, I spend a good 5-10 minutes just reporting bots
@@imhappy7632 yeah don't be fooled, magic still exists even though the magic fantasy movies aren't real
SO META
I was a bratz girlie as a kid, but i HAVE to say... The live-action barbie blew my mind it was fucking incredible. That would NOT be an even match 🥲
absolutely NO mention of wolfy’s complex character building and how his dog-like behaviors as a cat also act as commentary on the public’s perception of the lower class 😢
kurtis says “doll movie franchise” with forced detachment like he isn’t heavily invested in the barbie/bratz cinematic universes
@yo Depp ofc
DAMN NOT ALL THESE BOTS 😭✋️
Who's Kurtis /j
Kurtis underestimated the price of an L.A. office
Ugh these bots omg
honestly, barbie saying "balls" is just constantly playing on loop in my head and i can never get it to leave. thank you kurtis. no, I'm serious, i love it
@be safe thx
Finally it’s here
B A L L S
Honestly same 💅✨✨
SAME
thought of it multiple times at work today
Can we just mention how Kurtis predicted the "ew" bratz trend on tiktok
Erika just couldn’t afford a birthmark 😢
petition to make barbie vs. bratz an annual series!!
no fr, this was absolutely hilarious and reminded me of how much i loved princess and the pauper as a kid. did not realize how deep it was until ur commentary.
the next one better be called barbie vs. bratz 3D
You have my signature he needs to do Barbie Mariposa! We had a vhs tape of it so it is engraved into my brain. Looking back it kinda sucked but I loved it
@@Ava_Moatz Barbie Mariposa is amazing. The Skeezites are everything. I have the DVDs
signed
him comparing the actual dolls...
Kurtis’s beef with Kelly is quite possibly the funniest thing I’ve ever witnessed
Every single human is beefing with Kelly
Kelly has given me PTSD and ever since I first witnessed the horrific forehead that is Kelly I have been going to war trauma therapy. That’s how bad Kelly is
Kelly more like smelly
kelly more like smelly
No
Now that the Barbie movie is out I don’t think it’s even a fair competition😭
That meme about Astarion from Baldur's Gate III looking like Preminger changed my brain chemistry. I'll never stop seeing this.
Kurtis- Barbie is an actress. Each movie and it’s rules are different because they’re all fictional gigs for a fictional actress, hence why her name is almost never “Barbie” in these movies.
I LOVE BARBIE LORE 😻😻
tgats so cool
love when franchises tackle movie lore like this
I love when people formally adress comments to Kurtis under his own fucking video heheeee
@@kateinthegrass is this sarcasm because i genuinely cant tell but its making me laugh so hard lmfao
why aren’t we talking about the absolute banger that was kurtis’ made up “princesses lie” verse 🤨? that shit went HARD
RIGHT? it came out of nowhere and now here i am crying laughing 😆
fr we gotta start a petition to have him make it an actual song id listen to it on repeat 🙏
I need full Pinocchio style rap for this movie
Ngl he was pretty hot with that accent and outfit. Jeez his shirt explains how I’m feeling rn😫
12:48 🙏🏻
Would love an inclusion of the Monster High movies, like Boo York, even if theyre not in the original Barbie v Bratz feud
Nahhh boo York was my childhood😢😢
I know it doesn't matter, but thank you for actually giving an estimate about how much it would've cost the Bratz for all these crazy things. It makes sense to be unrealistic for a children's movie, but when it comes to adult movies, it's irritating how irrational their spending gets.
Whenever Kurtis says “we’re getting close to the end I promise” I don’t want to get to the end I’ll watch three hours of Kurtis dissecting barbie and bratz movies 😂😂
The fact there’s a dot between you and tube makes that entire sentence discreditable 😭
He says this so much in his vids and it’s so funny and kind of sweet as though we didn’t all choose to click on and watch this nd are probably really enjoying it haha
Repent to Jesus Christ
“Righteousness guards the person of integrity, but wickedness overthrows the sinner.”
Proverbs 13:6 NIV
F
@@repentandbelieveinjesuschr9495This isn’t the place to talk about Jesus
While I think Preminger being severely bitchless was part of his motivation, I truly believe his main goal was to preform. “How could I refuse” slaps so immeasurably he just needed an excuse to put his whole Premussy into the theater.
Premussy made me choke so thanks for that
Premussy 😭 such horrid combination of letters 🔤
I'm never going to recover from "Premussy"
best comment ever
not the premussy 😭
Lmao, I love how they brushed over the fact that opening another person's mail without permission is a felony offense.
Lmao I laughed so damn hard with the whole, "they should have known I'd be reviewing it 17 years later, so no excuse." OH my lord too funny too funny 😂
fun fact: there's blooper reels at the end of a few barbie movies that imply that they're actors playing out throughout the movie! perhaps an explanation for the barbie cinematic universe
yes yes yes!! and in fashion fairytale shes shown acting on the set of princess and the pea ! part of the plot of that movie revolves around her work as an actress (public opinion abt her iirc) i fully accept this theory as cannon
It’s Barbie *AS* whatever the movie is in the title scene, that’s a big hint
Yeah like even on the barbie website she would go check out bts on my new movie
ok
Oh that’s interesting, so basically they just work at a studio together?
They could make a meta movie with that idea.
would pay to see this man sit through the entire fairytopia series
lefting! leftaroo!
(something that to this day is part of my vocabulary...)
I want his reaction to bibble
@@labellelace going left
@@labellelace dude I was both horrified and fascinated by that movie
@@labellelace me too! Haha it’s a running joke in my family
34:04 we're waiting kurtiz...
We are waiting Kurtis.. c,mon… 7:35
STILL WAITING
KURTIS I am BEGGING you to do another video on bratz super babyz. the animation is atrocious, the storyline is fucking insane, and overall is just quality content. looking back on it now I have no fucking idea how this movie didn’t give me nightmares as a kid
Barbie is marketed as a real person which is crazy. She straight up got her own “reality show” we know her family and friends. She’s an actress hence her name being in all the titles, as if she’s this famous lead actress. The marketing is crazy. Also she’s a youtuber…?
Edit: wow where did all these likes come from:0
Shes so talented
yes
you know this makes me think about Hatsune Miku, it's the exact same thing with her. Miku and all of the other vocaloids are marketed as real people, as if she's a singer and she even have an official Twitter account where she shitpost. She even does live concert as an hologram. It's like she's an actual celebrity but she's not she's just a synthetic voice program.
Even when people think of the songs that Hatsune Miku sings they don't think of them as being the artist's song, they think of it as being a Miku's song. Almost like Miku is an artist that makes and interpret her own songs as opposed to being a voice program that people uses to make songs.
It's kinda crazy that we almost think of them as celebrity when they're not even real people
She’s very busy
@@regentofnothing
Miku and Barbie should star in a buddy action film.
"Balls", "EEEEWWWW" and the horny animals have become so iconic in Kurtis' videos and I love it!
@THIS why did I click this?
@@Thomas_Winters yeah, obviously we all enjoyed kustir conner video by having THIS: ruclips.net/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/видео.html
@THIS shut up bot 👎
The new Barbie movie reminded me this video existed, and now I’m reminded of Kurtis’ promise to rate the live action movies… although Bratz live action pales in comparison to Barbie
My sister and I were OBSESSED with The Princess and The Pauper! Her name is Ashley mine is Erika, she’s a blonde I’m a brunette! We always thought it was another version of us in the movie LMAO
if alternate dimension is a thing then maybe it is
that’s adorable
I can’t believe Kurtis doesn’t mention the fact that when Cam returns Chloe’s shoe she acts all shocked, like she had no idea where it was even though she DEFINITELY DID WALK AWAY FROM IT AFTER LOOKING AT IT 💀
Cameron * not Dylan
You ain't wrong
"you found it!"
Lets be honest we all enjoyed kurtis conner video by having this :
ruclips.net/video/LE7DSUoGCAw/видео.html
HIS NAME IS CAMERON
Fun fact: Most Barbie movies are actually movies Barbie does, she's an actress. Hence the titles being "Barbie as Rapunzel" or "Barbie in Princess and the Pauper." The only "real" ones are the ones with her sisters, the mermaid tale movies (edit: I've been informed these aren't "real" either, i just always assumed the were because she mentions her aunt in the first movie and her aunt is in fashion fairytale), fashion fairytale, and fairy secret. There might be more? Those are just the ones I can think of off the top of my head.
8 year old me was SHOCKED when the fashion fairytale movie revealed she was an actress
Wait wait wait I thought Mermaid Tale was Merlia???
Im pretty sure the mermaid ones were also her acting because in a fashion fairytale she had a poster of the movie up in her trailer
I believe barbie as the actress movies were all the ones with her sisters, fashion fairytale, a fairy secret and barbie diaries
The old films in the early 2000s (from what I could remember!) began with Barbie telling Kelly or some other character a story. I distinctively remember this happening in the Christmas Carol, Rapunzel and Diamond Castle.
bratz: how can we afford an office?????
also bratz: drops $30,000 before finishing one story in the first issue
I think they stole the money from their rival
waiting patiently for kurtis to do barbie vs bratz live action
Barbie live action would clearly win in my opinion
Kurtis needs to watch the Bratz movie with the dog that says "That is correct, shawty". Comedic gold.
The bratz sleepover movie!
Sasha’s story used to scare me so bad
@@myatee4134 Omg same! And I always watched it at night for some reason 💀😅
Omg I loved that movie as a kid
😂😂
I will say, in defense of the "A Girl Like You" song, Erica is the first one to say they're just alike and Annalise is confused at first, but Erica explains that they are both young women who prioritize taking care of their responsibilities over pursuing their passions. So it's not like rich Annalise just walked up and told poor Erica "Wow, we're like totally the same!". Erica's choice also makes more sense when you realize she's angling to be invited to the castle to sing in hopes of launching her singing career, so she wants to make a connection with Annalise and capitalize on the attention she is getting from the princess from her performance and their striking physical similarities... Also, being forced to marry a stranger is not an enviable life situation even if she is rich.
Yes!! They weren’t comparing their life situations but rather their identities. I also don’t think it’s completely fair to be too harsh on Annalise, sure she has amazing luxuries and privilege beyond belief but she’s completely powerless in her position as a princess. She has little actual authority in her political role and essentially none over her life. She even acknowledges this in the song ‘Free’ with “you’d think that I’m so lucky that I have so many things, I’m realizing that every present comes with strings”, sure the gifts are lovely but at the end of the day they’re (most likely) disingenuous tactics for political advancements; the more you give someone and treat them well the more obligated they feel to return the favor. This isn’t to say that her life is a hard as Erica’s because it’s not but to say she can’t complain or express her distress because of who she is doesn’t feel right. I would also like to defend the ending of the movie as well as critique it. I think how Erica’s story ends is great, the creators didn’t undo her ‘not ending up with the guy’ setup because in their conversation she doesn’t just straight up reject him and pick singing instead, she basically says she wants to pursue her dreams asap since she finally has the ability to and doing that while married isn’t an option in her mind. Dereck understands this and says he’ll wait for her once she’s fulfilled this dream, and she does, she goes to sing for a decent amount of time if I’m not mistaken but eventually misses him, and again now that she finally has the ability to follow her just follow her heart and do what she wants, she does back. The only thing I don’t like about Erica’s ending is the concept that you see in a LOT of media is that you have to sacrifice independence/freedom for love and vice versa, it makes love to be a responsibility which it shouldn’t be. For Annalise’s ending, I know her main thing was to be with Julian but it would’ve been nice to see them lean into her passion for science and show she gets to do something related to that. I know it’d be a bit difficult seeing as even today women aren’t fully welcome into STEM spaces, but at the end of the day it’s a movie for young girls so I think they could sacrifice some historical accuracy for the sake of giving girls a STEM role model. I mean how cool would it be when to learn that she gets to be a princess AND a scientist, young me would’ve gone feral for something like that.
I agree with what your saying. But I think you guys are going a little too deep on this one. Y’all are writing 5 paragraph essays on his idea of the song.
@@chloenfurnstahl that's literally what grown up barbie stans are like. that's what makes it so enjoyable. there's video essays the length of the film itself discussing the allegory of being gay and disabled in barbie fairytopia.
Yeah Kurtis is... Idk but his reading of the Princess and the Pauper seems to misrepresent the story because he keeps comparing it to the real world when its clearly not meant for that comparison
@@jits8767 it’s kind of silly though isn’t it? These films really don’t lend themselves to that kind of deep reading lol they can be enjoyable clearly but there just isn’t that depth there. People will get so, so over defensive over someone lightly making fun of a movie they liked as a kid it’s crazy. Even when he said multiple times how much he liked it and how well done he thought it was!
People can do what they like for fun and if that’s overanalysing barbie films then sure. But not everyone has that same determination to read deeply into what is basically just a well done kids’ film.
And if you ARE gonna read into it deeply, well then… as someone from a country that does still have a monarchy, and I wish it didn’t, I also don’t love the message of ‘royals have it hard too kids! They’re just like us really!’ People make the exact same arguments about royals living under all these constraints to defend them and the ungodly amount of money and land they hoard, over here. And it sucks! So you can’t have it both ways, can’t say oh these movies are deeper than you think actually! And also reject criticism of them you don’t like, made on that same premise.
29:58 you forgot to add the part where he gives her back her shoe and she goes “my shoe !! you found it !!” it was so ???? cause she saw her shoe fall off and kept walking 😭😭😭😭
this beat is automatic supersonic, hypnotic, funky, fresh
how did he not mention that the barbie movie had BLOOPERS at the end, as a kid, it had me rolling on the floor 💀💀
many barbie movies did but if i remember correctly it only came with the dvds and you had to like select them so it wasn't after the credits (not sure though). the magic of pegasus and diamond castle had awesome bloopers too. i also may be wrong about this but i feel like maybe they started the trend cause all other animated movies with bloopers i can think of are more recent?
FRRR
@@leaf111 no, Pixar was having bloopers before the barbie movies
@@4to5MouseHive i thought of pixar, monsters inc came to mind but for some reason i thought it was released in 2005 lmao you're right
yea
For the tie breaker, you should look through the lists and find out what is regarded as the worst of the barbie and bratz movies and put them head to head
i already know for the barbie one its gonna be Barbie Diaries lmao or the newer ones like Barbie Video games
@@ladyluck01 it NEEDS to be The Barbie Diaries
BRO HONESTLY YEAH
@@ladyluck01 barbie diaries isn't the worst lol
@@ladyluck01 tbh i would watch barbie diaries 600 times if it meant i could purge the memory of barbie princess power from my brain. that was truly awful
6:52 our king ❤
34:01 can't wait for this match-up lol
fun fact: julian, the tutor in princess and the pauper, is voiced by the same guy as L from death note in the english dub. he's voiced a few characters in barbie movies
iconic
I love that
Also they got Wendy Malick in the Bratz movie??? I have The Owl House brain rot, but she's definitely in other things too
WHAT
Amazon
I’m surprised Kurtis had nothing to say about the cat barking. That felt like a fever dream and I was always obsessed with the barking cat.
The song about him not needing to meow was always one of my favorites.
It’s pretty weird, but it’s not too unrealistic. Cats mimic their owners and other animals a lot and some cats learn to bark like dogs. Though it doesn’t usually sound like an actual dog.
Isn’t that cat now considered a trans icon??
@@brib6046 i think it’s because of the song as well (which is my fave song in the movie tbh)
YOUR BOW WOWS THE CATS MEOW ITS HOW I KNOW YOU'RE YOUUUUU
Can't wait for Barbie vs. Bratz 3, with Bratz: Starrin' and Stylin' (2004) against Margot Robbie's Barbie (2023).
We’re just gonna gloss over the fact that the evil mom in Bratz Rock Angels was clearly Eda the Owl Lady? 🧐
Amazing work. Thanks for making this /gen
TBH I think she looks more like the principal from “Radio Rebel”.
I'd give my left kidney for Kurtis to react to the Monster High movies now that he's balls deep in the Dolls Cinematic Universe.
i'd give my right lung specifically
@@Taynk_real u give your right and i'll give my left
@@mewsic3063 sounds like a plan
I'll give my entire left toe to get Kurtis to react to Monster High, that was my childhood
monster high vs ever after high
barbie is actually an actress in the movies, so all of them are roles that she has played. Except for Barbie: A Fashion Fairytale, where barbie is kicked off of a movie and goes to her aunts place in paris. In her RV , she has posters of past movies she’s done
Also Barbie: A Fairy Secret (sort of a spiritual successor to a Fashion Fairytale)
i didn't expect to become this heavily invested in barbie lore. i really want to watch this movie now.
and ones with her sisters are like "real" barbie
@🦋Timileyin Destinee🦋 it’s one of my favorites
@@Itzaric you should!! the best ones are from 2001-2011
19:14 we don’t like them cuz they’re twins
Oh and I guess they’re evil too
i’m waiting for the live action review now
the sequel no one was expecting but we suddenly couldn't live without. truly inspiring.
I was really hoping he’d do another
We need a Barbie Fairytopia Mermadia commentary. Society needs Kurtis's reaction to Bibble. I played the shit out of those DVD games
If he’s gonna do that he has to watch the first Fairytopia. I remember I watched Mermaidia as a kid and never realized there was a previous movie. Always thought the recap at the beginning was just the part of the story they didn’t bother to tell😂
Fairytopia vs bratz diamondz next
I read that as bible
Deep voice Bibble☠️☠️☠️
Bruh I only had mermadia so I always wanted to watch fairytopia since it showed the previews for it
KURTIS PLEASE. I NEED THE LIVE ACTION BARBIE VS. LIVE ACTION BRATZ MOVIE
THE BARBIE MOVIE IS OUT NOW!!! WE NEED A FINALE!!
I feel like Kurtis is now obligated to watch and commentate on the Monster High movies. Gotta do all the doll related movies now
I had the same thought lol
Up✨
then he must also do Ever After High. that was lowkey the SHIT for me when i was younger 😩✨
@@urbestielily OMG, YES✨✨✨
Monster high vs ever after high
The people who make Bratz music don't have to go as hard as they do, but they deliver every time
Thats what i would like to think they were doing, making the most amazing music while lacking on animation. That's funny to picture.
@@watermelongirl142 I mean, I found out I know the words to...too many of the songs when I replayed the Rock Anglez pc game for my channel. I remember those but can't remember my own doctor appointments so, I think that says they did a good job lmfao
@@Kasia3127 yes I agree that the songs are fire and amazing and probably some of the best songs I've ever heard
25:40
10 months later and this is now a meme
kurtis when’s the live action barbie vs live action brats coming?
The Barbie universe is interesting. I'm pretty sure the cannon is that Barbie is an actress. So many of the movies are movies in her universe that we're just watching. Then you have things like Barbie Life in the Dream House, her RUclips channel, and Barbie: Fashion Fairytale that acknowledge the other "fictional" Barbie works
the bcu (barbie cinematic universe)
it's interesting to point out that Barbie's twitter used to tweet like she's the one tweeting, like a real person. So there was a point where she broke up with Ken. therefore, for a long time, Barbie's partners in movies weren't Ken at all (since some people think it's Ken playing other characters).
@@Baby-ob1yf wait actually? That's so funny lol, I respect the company's dedication the the bit
@@Sophie_Pea yeahhh they even had a poll about whether or not Barbie should get back together with Ken
Quentin Tarantino could never
Bratz "generic pop music" honestly hit hard when I was a kid. Not to mention the cd Bratz rock angels released! Bops on bops for kids who weren't into musical theatre lol
I never watched it despite being the prime target demo BUT just from Kurtis' snippets, some of the songs aren't half bad! I also don't care for the broadway thing and a jukebox musical seems more fitting for Bratz anyway (and fit the early 2000s vibe). just by listening to a few tracks, I feel like their songs were good for kids who's parents wouldn't let them listen to "grown up" pop/R&B but *would* get them a Bratz soundtrack bc it seemed like Kidz Bop to them lol
also, just listened to "So Good" for the first time and ngl it genuinely slaps
The song «so good» from The Rock Angelz album was on repeat DAILY on my pm3 player as a kid, holy shit that was such a good song back then I’m pretty sure that’s the song that awakened my emo kid faze
The cd was so good!!
The Bratz Rock Angelz soundtrack slaps. Nobody’s Girl is a personal favorite
Yeah I’m really annoyed that he dissed the music in the Bratz movie because Lauren Evans is the GOAT and she has amazing range. “This is how we do” isn’t really generic, it’s one of my favorite songs.
brooo he could’ve watched diamond castle!! literally the best oneeee.
Can we talk about the fact that Dominic fell in love with Erika after he heard her serenading her barking cat
we should cause the song slaps
@@brodi4564 travesty that this song was not talked about tbh
@@tweegerm It's literally the most memorable song for me.
If I saw a woman serenade her cat instant marriage
My dream woman and my dream cat
Fun fact: around the time Princess and the Pauper came out, Barbie sold singing dolls of the two “identical” women in the movie. If you pressed the button on their music boxes at the same time, they’ll duet “I’m just like you”. I *may* have had them as a kid and played the songs endlessly…
ME TOO! I’m pretty sure the buttons were on their stomachs so I hit them accidentally as much as purposefully
I’d be in bed and they’d start singing while they’re in a box on top of my wardrobe 😭
Mine broke bc I used it for too much LMAO
ME TOO I WAS GONNA COMMENT!! They were the coolest things!!!!
@@lucy-qu8fo that’s terrifying 😂
14:15
OK so to explain
Some movies are connected some aren’t
There is a set of movies where is actual real life who is an actress
and then there’s other movies that is a Barbie playing a character
And some others where Barbie is telling a story
If the blonde haired chick is referred to, by any other name, other than Barbie, then it’s her playing a Character, or telling a story
If she is referred to as Barbies and it’s real life
Barbie lore knower here: The in universe explanation is that Barbie is an actress and all the movies in which she has a different name are just her acting. That's why they are separate stories but still technically the same universe. Whether animals can actually talk in the main universe is unclear lmao.
For anyone who doesn't already know, the man who voices Julian (the princess's assistant) is also the voice of L from Death Note
Huh.
What specific trivia.
I thought you were bullshitting but I looked it up 😭😭 what the fuckkk
Yooooooooooooo that’s awesome!!!
similarly, the magazine boss from Bratz is the same VA as Eda Clawthorne from The Owl House!
I think Misa Misa's english VA is in a lot of Barbie movies too.
I think Kurtis will be pleased to know that Kelly has since been wiped from existence and replaced with a slightly different little sister named Chelsea.
i used to watch both barbie movies and barbie life in the dreamhouse so my theory was that raquelle (who always calls chelsea "kelly" wrote the barbie movies
@@purgatoryproductions310 omg I love that
As someone who only played with the dolls this is horrifying news
Or she changed her name lol
kelly was an annoying woe is me oser, chelseas a little more head strong and i love her for it
Kurtisssss the Barbie movie came out you know wat time it issss
since the live action barbie is out now, I am desperately waiting for that tie breaker you mentioned
For most of the Barbie movies Barbie is “acting” so it’s not like this is an alternate time line or anything it’s actually just Barbie acting. It’s actually pretty interesting.
Bro I think you are onto something how the hell didn’t I think about it
@@thematiasmadness7010 it’s not even a theory, Barbie Fashion Fairytale literally shows Barbie acting in a movie, then when in her trailer there’s a poster for Barbie in a Mermaid Tale, and later she talks about the filming of Barbie in the 3 Musketeers so at least all the movies pre Fashion Fairytale can be assumed to be Barbie “acting” in those films, I’m not certain if that keeps going in later movies tho
@@caspian4087 I was a kid, a very stupid kid and also I didn’t watch that one
Yesss when I was a kid I would play with my Barbie’s and make up different stories where all the dolls were the “actors”. I would keep track of the different stories I made and then I’d have award shows for the dolls after a few days. All inspired by this idea from the movies
@@thematiasmadness7010 that’s why all the titles are actually “Barbie as….”
As soon as I saw Princess and the pauper I knew bratz didn’t stand a CHANCE 👏🏻
Mhm
TRU lmao
TRUE
Speak for yourself
Rock Angels is a subpar movie, he should have done the God-tier Passion for Fashion Diamondz or Bratz Go To Paris 💯
Kurtis…we’re still waiting for the tie breaker…you can’t hide from us
Waiting for the Barbie movie vs Bratz movie review..
Barbie’s princess and the pauper is genuinely an amazing movie. The cat song gets me emotional every time.
@yo Depp yee
this movie was my childhood. best villain song too
Oh my god.
Noahs ark, should’ve had a cat like you! Your bow wow the cats meow thats how I know you’re youuuu
I'm just upset he didn't include the song "How can I refuse?" lol
you’re no status quo calico 💟
no bc i could write a whole paper on how the barbie cinematic universe is a masterpiece. the lore about barbie being an actor and some of the movies being in the real world and others just being movies she acted in WAS ABSOLUTELY GENIUS
Yesss and something I didn’t notice until I was older was that you also see a lot of recurring actors in the background, I love it sm
The way I saw it was that since it was barbie telling her sister stories, so they'd be the " real people" and the story she would tell is sort of self-insert fiction. Those stories/characters did not happen in Barbie's real world, that's why there isn't consistent logic. I don't know why they stopped using that format.
@@rosebird7414 that's because they re-used old models... they literally half had the same face
@@Ian8Abbie yes exactly, it was a creative way to reuse models for all their movies, by having these all be movies in which Barbie is a famous actor, so it would make sense that we would have other recognizable actors in there too lol
stay tuned for my barbie cinematic universe dissertation i’m hoping on publishing by summer ‘23 bc u absolutely can write a whole paper on the BCU, i’m only 120 pages in after 6 months of working on it & i’m only 1/3 way thru 🙃
So mad about the fact that Kurtis didn't mention that "Gorillaz" ends with a "z" like all the Bratz movies
Love action Barbie is out now waiting on the video
Okay so as someone who wrote a short university essay on this movie I feel qualified enough to talk about Preminger's motives. in his solo song he mentions being the son of a peasant; throughout the film there are multiple mentions of his hatred for the royal class "always underestimating me, isn't that just like a royal?", as well as him saying in "How Can I Refuse?" that he wants to be "As big as Charlemagne" (a ruler known as the father of western Europe; he united many countries). I think more than anything, Preminger wants to reverse the roles that seem to have haunted him most of his life - it's not enough to just be rich, he wants to be at the very top of *this* specific kingdom that has forced him to "lie like a rug". If you look at it from this perspective, the whole film really does take an interesting turn with regards to attitudes towards the monarchy and capitalism - and what it does to those at the very bottom of the hierarchy🚶🏻♂️🚶🏻♂️
Daaamn that's so interesting. Also the way patriarchy plays into it since the plot revolves so much around marriage and power. I haven't watched the movie recently so i cant bring this thought to a coherent end but i would love to read your paper, that sounds absolutely amazing! Feels like an alternative ending would have the characters with a poor background overthrow the monarchy 😎
I never noticed all of those details! That's so interesting. I always interpreted it as that by marrying into royalty he'd have a more solid form of power. Like in The Swan Princess, how Rothbart says "Once you steal something, you spend your whole life fighting to keep it. But if I marry the only heir to the throne… We’ll rule your father’s kingdom together, legally, King and Queen." In addition, this kingdom has history and an established presence. If he started his own kingdom from scratch, it wouldn't have the same prestige and respect. He'd just be some rich guy who paid people to "play kingdom," until his family lineage built up a similar reputation over time, by which point he'd be long dead.
Yet another compelling reason to love Preminger
And despite having relatable reasons for his thoughts/actions, the movie paints him as an evil villain, reinforcing the fears of people in power/aristocrats that are afraid bourgeois 'upstarts' will share/take their exclusive power and privileges by means of capitalism.
(Hmm, one could write an essay comparing this movie with (pre-) French Revolution ideas/idealogies about aristocrats and the bourgeoisie...)
he's still a thief though and property is not his. He's just a hypocrite taking from other people because he's mad he wasn't given a better start in life./ Idk about you but anyone who's mistreated and then turns around and starts mistreating other people for "prorevenge" didn't really learn the lesson they should have from the adversity they faced. If starving is bad and you've been starving...the first thing a normal person wouldn't do would be to take food from others. Similarly taking money or resources from others, to put yourself higher than them is essentially putting your needs before theirs. Which is what he's complaining about; he's hypocritical and a man. The two worst things to be. Also, he old.
So I didn’t realize this, but there is a CD called “Bratz Rock Angels” that has nothing to do with the movie soundtrack. It’s like the music their band would have put out if they movie actually followed the band and not their journey to be fashion journalists. But it SLAPS. Curtis- review the album!!!
So Good is ... so good... lol
Yes!!! I literally had that CD lmao
@@tancred12 shining’ here in front of youuuuu!
They came in the packages with the rock angelz bratz
i had this album and i want to mention that it also includes a spanish version of So Good that goes hard
He has to do another one of these since the Barbie movie came out
The Princess and the pauper was one of my favorite movies as a kid, I rewatched it like 100 times
Kurtis bringing up the horny Barbie animals immediately sent my mind to the little pixie dude, Bibble, who sounds like he is on one during the entire Barbie Fairytopia movie 🤣🤦🏼♀️
Bibble is great! They still have me rolling when Bibble has a tooth that is getting loose
My lord and savior
@@Live_Laugh_Loathe All hail Bibble
@@Live_Laugh_Loathe bibble is the baddest bitch period
@@aaaaykaaay1281 amen 🙏
I want Kurtis to keep this going, if nothing else, to see his crusade against Kelly continue.
YES PLEASE!!!! WE NEED MORE BRATS SOME WERE FUCKIN INSANE
ok
Kurtiz*
Yes for sure. He should watch barbie and the nutcracker because I want him to see the part with Kelly as well as the brother in the movie and Tim curry is the badguy rat in that movie
He NEEDS to watch the diamond castle
kurtis the live action barbie is coming out soon. you NEED to do a tiebreaker with that and the 2007 bratz live action
NOW YOU HAVE TO MAKE A THIRD ONE PLEASSEEEEE
Can’t believe he didn’t even mention the fact that Wolfie barks instead of meowing.
He's ✨Quirky ✨ and not like other cats
Showed this one to my girlfriend and she was howling with laughter! She’s says next time you need to watch Barbie Swan Lake and Bratz Genie Magic
yes!! genie magic for sure
yesss swan lake
your gf has incredible taste in movies
genie magic slaps so hard watched it at least once every month as a kid
swan lake and fairytopia are my faves
Kurtis the barbie movie came out... we're waiting
13:56 - To answer your question, a lot of these Barbie movies are actually stories Barbie is telling to her younger sister, or they are just stories being told if were talking about "Barbie Mariposa" since that one is another fairy talking about the story of Mariposa to another fairy... but most of the older movies are being told as a story to Barbie's younger sister to teach a lesson.
My wife and I were in a grocery store, and we turned down the aisle that has all the cards, and other non-food items...but there was a box of big rubber balls, and two of them were just sitting in the middle of the aisle, and we just both turned to each other and said "Balls" at the same time. Thank you for adding that to my life, Kurtis
couple goals
i hope i’m like y’all when i’m married
I’m jealous
LMAOOO
i hope my relationship is like this one day