I bet she made up those rules about only one mate, but then made polyamorous people and forgot to tell them that there can be exceptions and just decided to watch the drama unfold
I actually think it makes sense if she has some actual free will and intelligence, she can make exceptions for exceptional circumstances, where someone never got a fair chance. But I want an answer to what happens if you pair up with someone youre not "mated" to
it wouldn't even be that hard to fill it either. Like what if The first alpha guy had used some sort of dark blood magic to override the moon goddess's magic or whatever. And the first bond was actually him making a pact with some sort of shadow entity in direct violation of moon goddess. I don't know I'm just going off the cuff here, I could think of a million different easy ways to fluff the story up and slap some plot spackling over the holes.
I feel like the one mate rule made that stupid. If the moon godess just decided who got to be mates in the first place it would've been less "jk I changed my mind"
the best thing about this to me is the fact that "Tinfanny" was probably a typo because at the end when she gets banished, Alexander actually says "Tiffany", but it wasn't even that unbelievable because of how out of pocket the rest of the movie is
If I ever finish a novel again I'll make sure to include a werewolf named Tinfanny, no matter what the novel is about, Tinfanny the She-wolf will be there somewhere
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i am genuinely impressed by the actors. how did they say all these lines with a straight face? i don't think i'd be able to say "my alpha" or "beta luke" without cringing.
I swear they probably plagiarised a random omegaverase fic and because they are so many and they are all so similar it will be impossible to find the exact one they copied
Im signing up right now, time to drop my CSGO and League of legends career and neglect family to watch reelshorts rather than tiktoks, yay saved my life and brought my grandma back to cook me my last dinner before i can ascend into god tier gamer ty ong frfr bout to hit this fadded higher than a blickys bruh blicky spinners bruh bennjomansss bruh gettin in dat i wanna get in dat im an alpha and i appove this massage higher than to moon baby get in dat cypto asap made banks
As someone who read exclusively this genre of wattpad fiction for like 3 years, this video felt like someone just broke into my house and is now judging the interior.
This is literally every werewolf wattpad fic from 2012. Down the the moon goddess, having an inner wolf dialogue, fated mates that if one regrets the other it literally breaks the one rejected. I was not expecting to be brought make to that time 😭😭
When he said it was called the Blood Moon pack I physically recoiled from the onslaught of shitty wattpad memories AND THE WOLF IS NAMED LYLA??????? OH MY GOD
@@RitaSweet-sb6mc alpha is literally the weakest as it can barely touch ur skin, but beta is far more powerful and can penetrate the skin and give you cancer
it unfortunately took me until the end of the video to realize that when he said it was broken up into sixty minute long parts he didn’t mean the movie was multiple hours long divided by the hour, but instead was one hour long divided into 1 min sections. i was really admiring the commitment ngl to watching a supposedly infinite long movie
Now you've got me wondering how one would begin to make an infinitely long movie. Would it perhaps have something to do with stuffing an empty roll of film into the projector and letting it run for a few hours?
Hi Kurtis I starred in two of those ReelShort films: “My Husband Killed Me, Then I Won the Megaball” and “My Gorgeous Wife is an Ex-Convict” and can attest to how strange these movies were. Cast and crew were all sweet though and I had a great time on set. Honestly shocked to find out you made a video abt this bc I’ve been watching your videos for years lol we live in a simulation.
I’d hate to spoil the 20 something dollars it was to watch it, but technically yes because the main girl won and shared it with me because I was “the good guy”.
i read enough cursed fanfic in middle school to know that the telepathy thing is probably one of those "telepathic bond with your mate" tropes, not full super power telepathy, and i'm guessing the creators didn't care enough to sprinkle that fact in when they just ripped all this dialogue from a wattpad fic without including any of the descriptive text lmaooooo
i’ve actually seen other comments on tiktok about this story & apparently she ends up just, being able to read everyone’s minds. completely outta left field 💀
7:45 "And my poor daughter disappeared!" Like, _was kidnapped_ or just failed to show up for wolf school the next day? I feel like this is a really big point to glaze over.
@B33Funderscore That raises a good question. Is history the same in this universe? Like, did everything go down the same? Would being werewolves not change history a lil bit??? Would wars be fought with silver bullets???
Most realistic thing about this movie. You're telling me you're called *Tinfanny* and nobody ever messes up your name ? Now that would be some serious bullshit
I love the trope of "poor girl is actually super rich and powerful so she has to reclaim her rightful spot in the upper class so everyone will respect her"
Honestly that whole scene gave me Twilight vibes when Bella turns into vampire and went from tripping down the stairs just by existing to winning arms wrestling competitions vs Emmett. Just cringe "oh omg she's so much more powerful, what a queen 🤩" behavior ngl
As a Wattpad girl from middle school to late highschool, this whole situation is hilarious and horrifying. Watching someone who wasn’t part of this nightmare of a time is really eye opening to how insane we were
I've never been on wattpad, but I've been in fanfic circles for more than 2 decades and I swear this stuff should stay hidden away in the dark corners of the internet. It was never meant to see the light of live action.
ReelShort was definitely made by someone who saw all those broken up episodes/movies on RUclips and TikTok and thought "huh, what if I turned this into an app, profited off of this, and created something that everybody hates?"
"fated to my forbidden alpha" is literally the title of one of those books that I read once when I was like 13. I don't remember it well enough to know if this was a legit adaptation but the tropes are all there 💀💀
"Watch more ads DAILY, and rewatch the same movie you've just finished watching and you won't get ads the 2nd time Also, our team is working on it. Also, the ads are only up to 45s long so like...quit complaining." That part, to me, is the most outrageous part of the video. The team behind this app must be permanently on cocaine and nitrous. I wonder how they're doing now 🤔
@@HelderGriff Obviously it is just funny to laugh at because even if the Trojan Horse did exist imagining it being at the same time as other things such as the War of the Roses is hilarious to think about
The thing I hate most is that they say wolf packs have an alpha. They don't. Wolf packs follow a family structure. You don't get to be in charge after KO'ing your dad. You get grounded. You get to be in charge after moving out. Like wolves
the way that the alpha/omegaverse concept is fully human and only applies to humans(loosely) is super funny to me. it does seem like more people are understanding the alpha theory is complete bs over the past couple years though, which is great
The story of Kurtis being forced to defend a medieval castle that his neighbor built across the street from an army of goblins is genuinely ten times more interesting than the werewolf stuff
I cannot believe someone turned those absolute garbage web novels into movies, but they honestly stayed faithful to the original source content in all ways. The bad dialogue, the wooden scenarios, the dramatic highschool bs, the paying money for miniscule chapter updates....perfectly matched.
@@fuckpreme6450 comparisons like that always mess with my mind. It's crazy how all this industrial nonsense what with the cars and trains and screens everywhere and instant wireless global communication is just a blink of an eye compared to all the stuff we humans were up to before. Just farming, building pointy things and windmills and boats, forming empires and then watching them collapse, over and over and over for thousands upon thousands of years. It's absolutely insane to me.
This is just the most mid version of the classic wattpad werewolf fic ever written. Complete with weirdly difficult to place time period, kidnapping, ruined plot twists, mate rejection and the resulting anger at the rejected mate not dying on the spot from heartbreak, inexplicable castles, magic wolf spirits/alternate personalities, an unexplored moon goddess religion, creepy dudes trying to fuck girls the second they turn 18 (0r 16 or whatever way too young age the magic suddenly decides mates are a thing), the threat of being banished, weird names, alphas betas and that kind of wolf nonsense, and terrible pack names. Your lucky it wasn't the kind of fic where servant girl was kidnapped by her evil love interest and stockholmed so hard that she murdered he whole family
I've never read a single omega fic, just because 1, seems like there's issues with proper consent and 2, not accurate to real wolves, but I know every single trope from seeing ads for weird books.
The Trojan horse being deemed medieval is so funny but also imagining Achilles with a flip phone has me ROLLLINNGGGG Edit: a few people are mentioning Achilles died before the Trojan horse, I know! I’m just saying it’s the same time period so if ppl in the Trojan horse had flip phones it’s safe to assume Achilles could have had one and like I said that is so funny to me LOLL
Biggest flex surely has to be living in a medieval castle while everyone else lives in the 21st century, forcing your staff to dress like peasants and refusing to give them a phone made after 2005. Truly the most Alpha in the land
@@sullyzbve idk, 9 out of 10 ghey omegaverse fanfics have the uwus and/or tildes which bring up the cringe factor to over 9000. And as far as I know, I haven't seen any m/f fanfics of irl celebrities. But m/m? BTS and One Direction seem to be pretty popular on that side of ao3... Edit: oh right, and streamers too. Dream, Markiplier, Jacksepticeye...
@@ThePopo543 that's true, but just *imo* I can relate a lot more to the m/m fics being gay myself. But when I'm reading a straight one and the ml says something cringy or just some unhinged shit only a straight person could say.. omg. But I totally get where ur coming from, and it is hard to find a good m/m omegaverse fic where it isn't a celeb.
Idk i have read a bunch of omegaverse stuff, but none of them sucked as much as this movie like 😭 it's just so bad even compared to wattpad. Like how could someone even go lower than wattpad??😭
@@oyaoyasimpoyaoyaoya5254 I already kinda grew out of reading fanfics but if someone would've told me when i was younger i certainly would've been very very happy. Wattpad is just horrible
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ive never watched fight club in my life and i really thought it was just like a random motivational fight movie like karate kid or something but now im really confused
Lolol I just made a comment ab this Im glad someone else noticed! 😂 Forreal 1184BC mycenaean greece is pretty much as far from the medieval era as we are from the medieval era
kurtis making a skit about medieval times featuring the trojan horse is actually the funniest thing i've ever seen bc the medieval times were closer in time to the flip phone than the trojan horse
I like the cliches of an "alpha male" in a werewolf pack because it's actually based on a common misconception about how actual wolf packs work. They are not governed by an alpha male, but rather an alpha pair, with the dominant male and female couple mating for life and maintaining order.
Kurtis using the TROYAN horse as an example of "what would happen if there were flip phones in MEDIEVAL times" is the quality content I was looking for
as someone who spent way too much time reading Episode stories in their youth, I can confirm that mates, the moon goddess, wolf pack, and kidnappings, and second-chance mates are all story points that appear in every werewolf story you could ever read.
@@louisaortiz1304 I liked teen wolf when I was younger, but I mean you have to admit the later seasons and the movie they tried to make were absolutely crap
@@haysoos123 it's just another thing for teen girls to fantasize about the same way they fawn over hot fictional vampires. this is significantly way more tame than redpill alpha/omega bro podcasters who take the concept way too seriously in comparison. i'd take cringe teen obsessions over that any day
For anyone who hasnt spent their entire childhoods reading fanfics like this The wolf is basically a second consciousness which is dormant until its old enough to communicate with them and they can shift betweek consciousnesses and let eachother speak in eachothers forms because they share the same body and the eye colours changing is meant to signal that the other person is talking through them etc.
Going back to this after finding out my mother wanted to watch a series from reel short cuz of their fb ads 😭 she kept complaining about the amount of ads to watch before she can watch a short clip. Told her it was a scam but she wanted to know how the story goes 💀
Kurtis being so shocked by the tamest, most sane Omegaverse aspects is absolutely hilarious. I kinda wanna show him the more insane parts just to see his head explode.
I actually watched this (it's so bad, but I couldn't stop watching) and the thing that really bothered me is how little punishment Tinnfany got for all she did to Selene. She hits her multiple times, sets her up to get sexually assaulted by Jackson, then tries to kill her! And her punishment for all that is just banishment, like Kurtis said. These wolves have their own law, apparently, but no death penalty for the attempted murder of an alpha's mate? Surprising Edit: Another shifter story I read had the punishment be stripping them of their wolves and forcing them to live as (gasp) humans. But then again that story also had the death penalty for trying to kill the alpha.
after seeing this video i was in the dark to,, a small amount of omegaverse stuff ig? but is it common that u have a sentient wolf in ur subconscious,,, and u also ARE that wolf?? that doesnt make sensee 😭😭 unless theyre a wolf with the sentient wolf inside their subconscious
From what I know of this genre of story, given I was obsessed with it for a couple years in high school, the random “reading minds” thing at the end was definitely supposed to be a reveal of the soul bond between Selene and Alexander. It’s a very common plot point in these stories that those in souls bonds can speak to each other in their minds. There’s also usually some mind speak that happens between non-mates when everyone is in wolf form, so that they can still communicate, lol
23:52 "no you can't fucking see the future eric, if you could, you wouldn't have cried so much when your parents got divorced" this made me laugh so hard
I'm ashamed to say that I understood the whole thing, because of my Wattpad binge in my teenage years. I think Selene got the mind reading power because the moment she met her parents, she knows her origin, who she truly is and awakened the alpha blood in her idk.
Having Kurt go through a whole fandom confused af really put into perspective how terrible werewolf fanfics are 😭😭💀💀 Bc I’m just like yea that’s all normal
Man, I always wished while in my Twilight phase as a kid that it were actually vertical and split into 60 parts, divided by ads. It just works so well for building and maintaining tension and drama 😌
@@RealElongatedMuskrat if you do choose to learn more, be careful, there is some toxic wtf smut in this rabbit hole. Be prepared with mind bleach, maybe an emesis bag. Probably would be happier not knowing, on the other hand there's some highly roastable, cringe worthy content to make fun of so good jokes
@@ranimeRATthe Trojan horse was set like two and a half thousand years _before_ medieval times. It’s like the most wrong a historical joke could possibly be. And definitely not on purpose
Okay, I literally used to work for a contractor, who's wife designed a medieval style castle "house" (turrets, battlements, and faux stone everywhere) and they proceeded to build it in the middle of this teeny tiny town. No lie. Weirdest, most out of place shit.
Live action wattpad is actually wild. As a former wattpad girlie I’ve never cringed so hard. Add this to the list of things that feel illegal but aren’t. Speaking of ✨legality✨it’s funny how they threaten legal action against distributing “their content”. I just want to know if “their content” is in the room with us right now, cus ion see her.
I seriously couldn't get over the part with the "Moon Goddess asigns you a mate forever" but then you can be rejected and get another mate instantly because "Moon Goddess said so"😂😂.Also, maybe Kurtis didn't explain it, but does the movie actually say why that Jackson guy rejected Selene, only to say that he was in love with her for many years...while also being with Tinfanny???
He treats her like shit and rejects her because she's "just a maid" while he's an "alpha" only to later reveal he fully was in love with her the whole time and knew she was an alpha herself X'D X'D X'D It's a whole mess X'D
What I learned from these stories is that the Moon/Luna Goddess is a huge troll who switches up the rules whenever. Also, you would think with having a GODDESS as a higher being, there would be more matriarchs in these stories than patriarchs.
@@thgritic102 The truly wild part is the moon goddess is never brought up again except for that one time she prays for her wolf X'D The second time she's briefly mentioned to say "she gave us a new mate" and then Ms Moon just dips it's great X'D X'D X'D
@@Himanshi.Y Correct - I don't think they ever tell us how old anyone else is, except her, but as is the trope in all toxic romances, grown ass men lust after teenage girls 🙃
I’ve never loved a RUclips video as much as I love this one. This is the most kind and genuine thing a big RUclipsr could possibly do. You guys looked so free dancing with her and having a great time. That’s awesome
The minute Kurtis said "cable TV is probably cheaper than all of these streaming services" I had flashbacks to Drew's breakdown of all the hidden charges in cable TV plans and was half expecting him to pop out and correct Kurtis 😂
It still costs ~100 a month to subscribe to every streaming service. Especially that the cable channels and studios now just have their own streaming services like paramount plus and …mgm plus? And hbo which just switched from a paid tv channel to a paid streaming service. I predicted this in 2014 bro and NO ONE LISTENED
Hey Kurtis. I fell asleep while watching a “Learn to Code in Python” video and had a dream that you made the Learn to Code in Python video and I was watching it. You were pretty good at programming ngl. You taught us how to make a bot that uses AI to automatically respond to people on Instagram that want you to join their pyramid schemes, and then has a whole crazy ass conversation with them. Just thought I’d lyk.
i have NO issues reading cringy werewolf romances, or cringy fanficiton type romances, but somehow actually seeing it act out with real people id wayyyy too cringy for me. reading it is fine when you can "see" the characters how you want to, but see it act out ruins the illusion for the audience.
Dude as a person who reads fanficion. This story is basically the result if you put a smut writer, gave them basically every popular romance plot in Ao3 history. Make it extremely straight, and then make the writer have no idea wtf they are doing.
yall as someone who was in the wattpad werewolf heydays and transitioned to ao3 as a seasoned author i can confirm this is literally every 2010 wattpad werewolf book right down to rejecting the mate the moon goddess paired you with
I'd actually be interested in a 60 part documentary about this entire process; from the idea, to development, to recruiting "talent," where the money comes from and goes, to what these actors' lives are like.
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How was this a day ago if you just posted this-
get these goblins outta here
The moon goddess being like "oh lmao yeah you can have another" makes me think she's just making these rules up as she goes along. Good for her.
Me if I was a goddess
Lmaoo if I was a goddess I would be this indecisive
I bet she made up those rules about only one mate, but then made polyamorous people and forgot to tell them that there can be exceptions and just decided to watch the drama unfold
I actually think it makes sense if she has some actual free will and intelligence, she can make exceptions for exceptional circumstances, where someone never got a fair chance. But I want an answer to what happens if you pair up with someone youre not "mated" to
@@hubris.9561 me too lmao
“the moon goddess gave us another” has got to be the funniest way to fill a plot hole
Better than "somehow palpatine returned"
@@1minion203 the moon goddess SAID palpatine could return ok 🙄🙄
it wouldn't even be that hard to fill it either. Like what if The first alpha guy had used some sort of dark blood magic to override the moon goddess's magic or whatever. And the first bond was actually him making a pact with some sort of shadow entity in direct violation of moon goddess. I don't know I'm just going off the cuff here, I could think of a million different easy ways to fluff the story up and slap some plot spackling over the holes.
I feel like the one mate rule made that stupid. If the moon godess just decided who got to be mates in the first place it would've been less "jk I changed my mind"
@@moonriverinc7896I love the fact that no matter what canon of Star Wars you prefer, you still get a poorly done OP Palpatine clone
the best thing about this to me is the fact that "Tinfanny" was probably a typo because at the end when she gets banished, Alexander actually says "Tiffany", but it wasn't even that unbelievable because of how out of pocket the rest of the movie is
If I ever finish a novel again I'll make sure to include a werewolf named Tinfanny, no matter what the novel is about, Tinfanny the She-wolf will be there somewhere
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@@Mario_Angel_Medina oooh that sounds cool af
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"Nightwind" "Bloodmoon" "Redwind" I love that the writers picked their Pack names via a Warrior Cats Name Generator
LITERALLY ITS HILARIOUS 😭😭
@marinsvow Sue them!
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Fr they all got clan names 😭
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i am genuinely impressed by the actors. how did they say all these lines with a straight face? i don't think i'd be able to say "my alpha" or "beta luke" without cringing.
These actors weren't paid enough for this
this wasnt acting but a passion project... clearly XD XD
Me too
Maybe they all came together out of their passion for omegaverse fanfiction lmao
Prob they wrote it
Having everyone be assigned one mate that you can reject and never get another seems like a bad way to keep the species going
glad to see that you're invested in the survival of the species, and not... the rest of this
Eh probably would help our long term survival. People having 15 kids with 8 baby moms
@@LeenieTunes long term those of the 15 kids that survive are gonna multiply even more and that's how you keep the species going LOL
No it's fine. The Moon Goddess gives you a redo.
@BBoyes Well, in evolutionary terms, that approach is fantastic for genetic diversity to prevent population bottleneck
This is literally like if a wattpad fic was turned into a movie made entirely of tiktoks that all had minute long ads in between
I swear they probably plagiarised a random omegaverase fic and because they are so many and they are all so similar it will be impossible to find the exact one they copied
That's what's on my mind too when I heard how the movies here were titled.
no wayyyy ive actually read this exact plot and i actually think the names are the same aswell lol
Im signing up right now, time to drop my CSGO and League of legends career and neglect family to watch reelshorts rather than tiktoks, yay saved my life and brought my grandma back to cook me my last dinner before i can ascend into god tier gamer ty ong frfr bout to hit this fadded higher than a blickys bruh blicky spinners bruh bennjomansss bruh gettin in dat i wanna get in dat im an alpha and i appove this massage higher than to moon baby get in dat cypto asap made banks
I remember reading a fic with this exact same title and plot
"I'm Lyla, I'm your wolf"
"My wolf Lyla, you're here, you're my wolf!"
"Yes, Selene."
😂😂😂
Even the wolf was tired of her lmao
“I’m Lyla, I’m your wolf”
“🤯MY W O L F LYLA UR HERE UR M ✨Y WOLFFF”
“… Yes Selene. 😑”
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Kurt was so traumatized by the goblin movie that he has an insatiable hunger to kill them now.
I watched the Goblin movie after his review of it. I feel like it will be ingrained in my brain forever.
@@It-is-me...MelsieI was tempted, but I'm scared
@jessmtnz it watched the movie its not worth it
@@jessmtnz You should be! I advise to watch it with other people.
In all honesty, it gave a a great laugh and was so bad it was hilarious and fun.
G O B L I N 😈😈😈😈
As someone who read exclusively this genre of wattpad fiction for like 3 years, this video felt like someone just broke into my house and is now judging the interior.
lmao same
I feel strangely exposed
Weirdos
@@Gabe413 yep
This is one of the funniest comments I've read online and I'm not sure why.
This is literally every werewolf wattpad fic from 2012. Down the the moon goddess, having an inner wolf dialogue, fated mates that if one regrets the other it literally breaks the one rejected. I was not expecting to be brought make to that time 😭😭
Seriously tho I saw title and had flashbacks to my Wattpad days😭
My wattpad days where making fun of weird furry shit with my friends on there
When he said it was called the Blood Moon pack I physically recoiled from the onslaught of shitty wattpad memories
AND THE WOLF IS NAMED LYLA??????? OH MY GOD
I thought wattapad made these like life action adaptations 😢
Dont forget the edgy wolf pack names
The name Beta Drake aged like fine wine
and foreshadowing a kendrick line at 16:34…….
The Beta is more powerful than an alpha
@@hudalovestodraw3249 no sigma alpha and then beta
@@RitaSweet-sb6mc alpha is literally the weakest as it can barely touch ur skin, but beta is far more powerful and can penetrate the skin and give you cancer
The Heart Part 6 be like
it unfortunately took me until the end of the video to realize that when he said it was broken up into sixty minute long parts he didn’t mean the movie was multiple hours long divided by the hour, but instead was one hour long divided into 1 min sections. i was really admiring the commitment ngl to watching a supposedly infinite long movie
Glad I’m not the only one
Omg… thank you?! I actually also thought that each part was 60 mins, was a bit confused why he said they were as long as the adds…
Now you've got me wondering how one would begin to make an infinitely long movie. Would it perhaps have something to do with stuffing an empty roll of film into the projector and letting it run for a few hours?
i was very confused too lol i was thinking "60 minutes with ads between them? so like a tv series?"
I WAS THINKING THE EXACT SAME THINGG
Hi Kurtis I starred in two of those ReelShort films: “My Husband Killed Me, Then I Won the Megaball” and “My Gorgeous Wife is an Ex-Convict” and can attest to how strange these movies were. Cast and crew were all sweet though and I had a great time on set.
Honestly shocked to find out you made a video abt this bc I’ve been watching your videos for years lol we live in a simulation.
(My name is Ryan Watson Henderson btw)
The real question is did YOU win the megaball??
I’d hate to spoil the 20 something dollars it was to watch it, but technically yes because the main girl won and shared it with me because I was “the good guy”.
Bro, those movies are probably taken from Chapters
@@ryanwatsonhenderson worth every penny guaranteed
i read enough cursed fanfic in middle school to know that the telepathy thing is probably one of those "telepathic bond with your mate" tropes, not full super power telepathy, and i'm guessing the creators didn't care enough to sprinkle that fact in when they just ripped all this dialogue from a wattpad fic without including any of the descriptive text lmaooooo
i’ve actually seen other comments on tiktok about this story & apparently she ends up just, being able to read everyone’s minds. completely outta left field 💀
Thank you fanfic reader
exactly i was like what do u mean ur gifted
7:45 "And my poor daughter disappeared!"
Like, _was kidnapped_ or just failed to show up for wolf school the next day? I feel like this is a really big point to glaze over.
laughed so fucking hard at this comment
does north Korea exist in this universe?
@B33Funderscore That raises a good question. Is history the same in this universe? Like, did everything go down the same? Would being werewolves not change history a lil bit??? Would wars be fought with silver bullets???
@@TurquoiseTapir imagine assassinating someone using a single silver needle
What is actually so funny is that even one of the characters got Tinffany's name wrong and called her Tiffany
the comment I was looking for hahaha yep
Most realistic thing about this movie.
You're telling me you're called *Tinfanny* and nobody ever messes up your name ? Now that would be some serious bullshit
Tinfinny is up there with Termey and jimethy
The name Tinfanny is even funnier in the uk
@@joelisawesometvwell it would be if it wasn't spelled TinFFany
I love the trope of "poor girl is actually super rich and powerful so she has to reclaim her rightful spot in the upper class so everyone will respect her"
Honestly that whole scene gave me Twilight vibes when Bella turns into vampire and went from tripping down the stairs just by existing to winning arms wrestling competitions vs Emmett. Just cringe "oh omg she's so much more powerful, what a queen 🤩" behavior ngl
I think that's just my fantasy because I am poor and wish there was money I was actually born into and will find out any moment
Damn man@@Kiki-vc1xo
@@Kiki-vc1xoI think in literature and stuff it’s called a power fantasy in case you want more stuff
We love seeing people who were mistreated get revenge
As a Wattpad girl from middle school to late highschool, this whole situation is hilarious and horrifying. Watching someone who wasn’t part of this nightmare of a time is really eye opening to how insane we were
Fr 🫣 this still has nothing on the hat fic though lmao. I wonder what the writer of that is doing now 🤔
@@aimeedesignoh god bro you really had to mention the hat fic 😭😭 triggered my fight or flight
As a CURRENT Wattpad girl, this is hilarious and horrifying lmao
@@hauntedmilo no… no I never even watched Dan and phil
I've never been on wattpad, but I've been in fanfic circles for more than 2 decades and I swear this stuff should stay hidden away in the dark corners of the internet. It was never meant to see the light of live action.
“They’ll name condoms after this” was a bad line to hear while eating, nearly died
The delivery was golden.
@@ChristopherBoren-i7n even kurtis barely contained his laughter with that line lol
Genuinely caught me so off guard lmfao that was gold
I’m actually laughing so hard at the way the wolf says “the moon goddess gave us another 💁♀️”
still better than somehow palpatine returned
15:09
like what was that line delivery
The moon goddess gave us another *eye roll*
@@boomerangswingsbothwaysAvatar 🤝
ReelShort was definitely made by someone who saw all those broken up episodes/movies on RUclips and TikTok and thought "huh, what if I turned this into an app, profited off of this, and created something that everybody hates?"
@InstagramUser69shut up bot 😇❤️
@InstagramUser69 bro can’t even spell names
they forgot to add the subway surfers video underneath it
Yup--
This is actually a whole genre of books/online stories😭
no way they made every werewolf book on wattpad into a movie 💀
"fated to my forbidden alpha" is literally the title of one of those books that I read once when I was like 13. I don't remember it well enough to know if this was a legit adaptation but the tropes are all there 💀💀
@@ohgoshohheck i swear i read somthing like this back in 2015
They're literally live action Gacha mini-movies💀💀💀
That’s what I thought it seems like this is a Wattpad story
LMFAO that's exactly what came to mind omfg
4:05 nono, their response was literally "watch more ads and btw give us a high rating to boost our ego pretty please!!!"
"Watch more ads DAILY, and rewatch the same movie you've just finished watching and you won't get ads the 2nd time
Also, our team is working on it. Also, the ads are only up to 45s long so like...quit complaining."
That part, to me, is the most outrageous part of the video. The team behind this app must be permanently on cocaine and nitrous. I wonder how they're doing now 🤔
Kurtis being so confused by what is basically a wattpad werewolf smut story turned movie is killing me 😂
HELP THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING
☠️
I’m still shocked people actually enjoy that
From the names i was like is fuckin wattpad!?
@@Lylah-bo9vp I’m still shocked people hate on others for enjoying things that don’t hurt anyone 😳😳😳
Someone fed every werewolf wattpad story into an AI and it spit out this script.
it has to be
its uncanny how AI it is lol
i’d have to disagree since there’s no mpreg
@@eternallustformedusa4844even chatGPT has standards
@@eternallustformedusa4844 or knotting
the most concerning thing in the whole video is that kurtis thought the trojan horse had anything to do with medival times
Real 😦
The joke was that it was set in the past -_-
THANKS
666
@@HelderGriff Obviously it is just funny to laugh at because even if the Trojan Horse did exist imagining it being at the same time as other things such as the War of the Roses is hilarious to think about
The thing I hate most is that they say wolf packs have an alpha. They don't. Wolf packs follow a family structure. You don't get to be in charge after KO'ing your dad. You get grounded. You get to be in charge after moving out. Like wolves
the way that the alpha/omegaverse concept is fully human and only applies to humans(loosely) is super funny to me. it does seem like more people are understanding the alpha theory is complete bs over the past couple years though, which is great
@@scarlett6143 Yeah. But still, it's hilarious how this movie messed that up too. How the hell do the wolves even get these rankings? XD
I can't believe Kurtis stumbled upon a wolf pack fanfiction just completely at random and knows nothing about it.
I gotta hand it to them, the concept of the Alpha/Beta/Omega hierarchy re-defined as a crime family is a cool concept.
He should legit do a deep dive. Actually I want him to do a deep dive on all the fantasy romance ebooks on kindle
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The story of Kurtis being forced to defend a medieval castle that his neighbor built across the street from an army of goblins is genuinely ten times more interesting than the werewolf stuff
I literally had to stop the video cause I was laughing too much at that part lmao
ya
having gone 22 years without ever finding out the twist ending to fight club i can’t believe i just had it spoiled to me in a kurtis connor video
it's more that tyler is part of a system
but at the time this came out most people didn't really know about DID
SAME
me too 21
WHERE IS THE SPOILER I NEED THE TIME SO I CAN SKIP IT TwT
Funfact : The actress who plays Selene in this film also plays the role of a student in the Dhar Mann video
WAIT ARE YOU BEING FR HELP
i searched her up and a photo of momo appeared 💀
Found it- girl fakes who she is for a guy (insteadly regrets it)
Love the implication only a single Dhar Man video exists
@@GabrielPerez-br5mm if only
I cannot believe someone turned those absolute garbage web novels into movies, but they honestly stayed faithful to the original source content in all ways. The bad dialogue, the wooden scenarios, the dramatic highschool bs, the paying money for miniscule chapter updates....perfectly matched.
It's free
@@everythingponytime is money and you have to watch ads to get the next piece /hj
But did they pay the cast and crews?
Kurtis: Can you imagine how having phones would be like in the medieval times?
Also Kurtis: *acts out a scene from ancient Greece*
THANK YOU LMAO
I was looking for this comment. I love Kurtis, but I don't get the impression that history is his forte. 🤣
He only said if we could imagine... Not that he’d help us imagine. 😤💯
Was about to comment the same thing lmao
I was looking for this comment. I was like “this is definitely not Midieval times”. 😂😂😂
Kurtis deciding that the Trojan War happened during the Medieval Age will never not be funny to me
I know😭
And yk what, I’ll allow it because he can do what he want
Kurtis: the history of the world goes Late Bronze Age/Medieval Europe > Flip Phones > Today
introduction og flip-phones are closer to medieval ages than trojan war
@@fuckpreme6450 comparisons like that always mess with my mind. It's crazy how all this industrial nonsense what with the cars and trains and screens everywhere and instant wireless global communication is just a blink of an eye compared to all the stuff we humans were up to before. Just farming, building pointy things and windmills and boats, forming empires and then watching them collapse, over and over and over for thousands upon thousands of years. It's absolutely insane to me.
12:31 “They’ll names condoms after this.” Fellow commenters come up with new names for condoms with historical events
This is just the most mid version of the classic wattpad werewolf fic ever written. Complete with weirdly difficult to place time period, kidnapping, ruined plot twists, mate rejection and the resulting anger at the rejected mate not dying on the spot from heartbreak, inexplicable castles, magic wolf spirits/alternate personalities, an unexplored moon goddess religion, creepy dudes trying to fuck girls the second they turn 18 (0r 16 or whatever way too young age the magic suddenly decides mates are a thing), the threat of being banished, weird names, alphas betas and that kind of wolf nonsense, and terrible pack names. Your lucky it wasn't the kind of fic where servant girl was kidnapped by her evil love interest and stockholmed so hard that she murdered he whole family
and don't forget the red string of fate, like omg dude ☠
Don't forget romanticizing s* xual as* sault.
This was FOR SURE copied word for word from one of those knock off watt pad ads I get on Facebook.
I've never read a single omega fic, just because 1, seems like there's issues with proper consent and 2, not accurate to real wolves, but I know every single trope from seeing ads for weird books.
The Trojan horse being deemed medieval is so funny but also imagining Achilles with a flip phone has me ROLLLINNGGGG
Edit: a few people are mentioning Achilles died before the Trojan horse, I know! I’m just saying it’s the same time period so if ppl in the Trojan horse had flip phones it’s safe to assume Achilles could have had one and like I said that is so funny to me LOLL
He just calls Patroclus and tells him his mother kidnaped him and pat is like “oh ok lit I’ll be there in 2 days” HSKSHSKSB
🥸 I know I was like wait 💀
There would be a whole ass chapter about all the ringtones and games his phone has similar to how the book goes on and on about his shield.
I can imagine Achilles flipping open his phone fruityly to answer💅
Achilles texting Patroclus: Hey bbygirl, I talked to my mom, and she said she can't see us in the cave, yk what that means 🫦👨❤️💋👨
absolutely love that someone made the late 00's experience of watching episodes of anime in 60 parts on youtube into a streaming service
I’ve seen people upload anime onto tiktok in a ridiculous amount of parts
@@kingsrevenge9234bro said shall
@@kingsrevenge9234Feelings on DND is you???
@@kingsrevenge9234 INDEED IT SHALL 🙏🔥
+@@absurdum-the-artist "part 3,063"
I was on Wattpad enough in 2012 to know exactly where this story is coming from and where it's going.
Biggest flex surely has to be living in a medieval castle while everyone else lives in the 21st century, forcing your staff to dress like peasants and refusing to give them a phone made after 2005. Truly the most Alpha in the land
Kurtis being traumatised by straight omegaverse is the funniest thing ever
I love that you call it straight omegaverse
i literally love watching straight omegaverse because they never seem to know that they're doing the omegaverse lol
@@sullyzbve idk, 9 out of 10 ghey omegaverse fanfics have the uwus and/or tildes which bring up the cringe factor to over 9000.
And as far as I know, I haven't seen any m/f fanfics of irl celebrities. But m/m? BTS and One Direction seem to be pretty popular on that side of ao3...
Edit: oh right, and streamers too. Dream, Markiplier, Jacksepticeye...
@@ThePopo543 that's true, but just *imo* I can relate a lot more to the m/m fics being gay myself.
But when I'm reading a straight one and the ml says something cringy or just some unhinged shit only a straight person could say.. omg.
But I totally get where ur coming from, and it is hard to find a good m/m omegaverse fic where it isn't a celeb.
@@ThePopo543ghey?
As a former wattpad girlie, this is absolutely insane to witness
@@CanidRose was thinking the exact same thing😭they for sure just took this story off ao3 or wattpad or smth
@@CanidRoseliterally💀
"They'll name condoms after this!" I swear this had me crying
"he's well-groomed- sorry, he's a groomer."
truly inspiring words.
"relatable"
- colleen ballswinger
@@rtcnoodlesHWLPPWOWO
BWASFHJGFGD
@@rtcnoodlesI CANT 😭
@@rtcnoodlesBAHAHAHAHA I CAN'T
kurtis should do a tier list of all the bad movies he's watched for this channel
YES
that's a good idea i'll do that on my podcast!!!!
@@kurtisconner YAYY
@InstagramUser69 ermmm actually its karpet corner
@@kurtisconnerhooray
it’s so funny watching kurtis get confused by fanfic/omegaverse terminology 😭
All us fanfic and smut girls are laughing at him! Hahahaha 😅
Idk i have read a bunch of omegaverse stuff, but none of them sucked as much as this movie like 😭 it's just so bad even compared to wattpad. Like how could someone even go lower than wattpad??😭
@@honeycinnamonroll620 Ao3 has better Omegaverse, fanfics, just saying
@@oyaoyasimpoyaoyaoya5254 I already kinda grew out of reading fanfics but if someone would've told me when i was younger i certainly would've been very very happy. Wattpad is just horrible
I only understand the omegaverse from gay fanfics, where are the omega dudes who leak out of their ass????
I wonder what Kurtis's reaction would be when he realises castles still exist in the modern day, and there are rich people who actually live in them.
Do they also fight goblins every day >>
@@zeleor6954 No, but they should, that would be awesome
DUDE YOU GOT A TOP TEN COMICS TO WATCH AWARD!?! YOU DESERVE IT 100% IM SO PROUD OF YOU
@InstagramUser69🤓
@InstagramUser69 who's curtis
@InstagramUser69the bots have responded, and they’re spelling his name wrong
sike kurtis 😎
@InstagramUser69cope kekw
my partner and I TRIED to watch this and genuinely couldn’t finish it. we were ecstatic to learn that Kurtis watched it for us
what were you doing trying to watch it anyways LMAO 😭
@@camelonxoxo I kept getting ads for it on tiktok (I really don’t know why 😭) and curiosity got the best of me
Kurtis inspires me.. My parents said if i get 50K followers They'd buy me a professional camera for recording..begging u guys , literally
Begging...
@@camelonxoxo
shits and giggles
kurtis accidently reacting to a watered down straight omegaverse movie was not something i was expecting LMAOO 😭
i know right they don't even have the mpreg 🥴
@@MayEmBeedammit! Pack it up everyone there's no mpreg 😔
If you're gonna do it at least go all the way amirite
@@MayEmBee right like where's the mpreg and heat and rut stuff
@@MayEmBeeAverage WattPad users: No mpreg, no want.
(For legal reasons, this is a joke. I used to read absolute garbo on WattPad as a teen 😂)
I would like to say that I’m new to your channel, and I have ptsd but I feel very comfortable watching your videos that I won’t have flashbacks. I’ve only seen maybe ten or fifteen videos but it seems like you always verbally warn when there’s going to be something messed up, like SA. I feel safe watching them (which is hard for me because with ptsd I never know what’s going to be in a video that could trigger a flashback) so thank you.
Hope you're doing well dude👍
Kurtis so casually spoiling two of the biggest plot twists of all time with no warning is kind of iconic
For real
Seeing as both movies are 20 years old, I think it's fine.
@@KhanaHatakebut I'm also twenty years old!!! There are a lot of films that were made before I could walk, I'm still trying to catch up 😭
@@KhanaHatakeAnd all people are expected to have seen all movies in the past twenty years?
ive never watched fight club in my life and i really thought it was just like a random motivational fight movie like karate kid or something but now im really confused
I’m more traumatised that Kurtis just insinuated that the legend of the Trojan War took place during the Medieval period.
I mean, that just makes the skit even more absurd & I'm all for it. 😂🤣
Lolol I just made a comment ab this Im glad someone else noticed! 😂 Forreal 1184BC mycenaean greece is pretty much as far from the medieval era as we are from the medieval era
I thought I was picky for thinking that but thank goodness you said that
SAME
THANK YOU, I was crying
kurtis making a skit about medieval times featuring the trojan horse is actually the funniest thing i've ever seen bc the medieval times were closer in time to the flip phone than the trojan horse
I like the cliches of an "alpha male" in a werewolf pack because it's actually based on a common misconception about how actual wolf packs work. They are not governed by an alpha male, but rather an alpha pair, with the dominant male and female couple mating for life and maintaining order.
I have to applaud the actors for not laughing and cringing at every second they were filming this.
They're trying to get a big role on Riverdale so they need to practice delivering cringey lines.
They’re probably getting through their scenes by mentally repeating “I’m getting paid” over and over again.
I'm scared that they actually took it seriously.
Kurtis using the TROYAN horse as an example of "what would happen if there were flip phones in MEDIEVAL times" is the quality content I was looking for
fire profile picture dude
Right? That's not Medieval! That's the Bronze Age!
@@Fang_ToothBoy what the hell boy
@@Fang_Toothis that an arima pfp
@@library5291 it is woooo!!!
as someone who spent way too much time reading Episode stories in their youth, I can confirm that mates, the moon goddess, wolf pack, and kidnappings, and second-chance mates are all story points that appear in every werewolf story you could ever read.
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this is like a knock-off teen wolf, and teen wolf wasn't all that good to begin with
Also extreme domestic violence is ALWAYS a must, cuz reasons?
@@minglou2019 don’t you DARE compare teen wolf to this garbage
@@louisaortiz1304 I liked teen wolf when I was younger, but I mean you have to admit the later seasons and the movie they tried to make were absolutely crap
I named the wolf tribe in my comic book I wrote in MIDDLE SCHOOL "blood moon". really shows the talent in the writing room for this movie.
i guarantee your middle school wolf comic was LEAGUES above this movie
@elliottbow2819 you are not wrong 😭 I thought through all of my character's psychology like an obsessed madman
@@thenavybluewolf5648 to be fair... it was middle school level psychology
The thing is, wolves don’t even act like this. The whole alpha and omega concept has been disproven by the very person who introduced the idea.
This is not the same alpha stuff that redpillers use. It's omegaverse fawned over by teenage girls
not that kind of alpha and omega bud 😭😭😭
@@sabsain2399 Except that it's not really that different conceptually, which is a pretty messed-up obsession for a bunch of teenagers.
Technically, you’re wrong. Wolves do act like this in captivity. Just not naturally. honestly, werewolves are already a freak of nature.
@@haysoos123 it's just another thing for teen girls to fantasize about the same way they fawn over hot fictional vampires. this is significantly way more tame than redpill alpha/omega bro podcasters who take the concept way too seriously in comparison. i'd take cringe teen obsessions over that any day
For anyone who hasnt spent their entire childhoods reading fanfics like this
The wolf is basically a second consciousness which is dormant until its old enough to communicate with them and they can shift betweek consciousnesses and let eachother speak in eachothers forms because they share the same body and the eye colours changing is meant to signal that the other person is talking through them etc.
So like multiple personality disorders with shapeshifting on the side?
@@voldemortsnose7336 exactly
but not all omegaverse/werewolf fanfics have the same rules (?) tho
@@edsheeren6667 true but this is a pretty good standard explanation for anyone that's completely new to the concept
This is making some aspects of the locked tomb series make a little more sense……
I love how even Alexander called Tinffany Tiffany at the end because it was too ridiculous for him to wrap his Alpha mind around
Tinffanny sounds like Tiffany’s robot clone.
and that is probably the best take they had.....where he says her name wrong lol.
Going back to this after finding out my mother wanted to watch a series from reel short cuz of their fb ads 😭 she kept complaining about the amount of ads to watch before she can watch a short clip. Told her it was a scam but she wanted to know how the story goes 💀
Kurtis being so shocked by the tamest, most sane Omegaverse aspects is absolutely hilarious. I kinda wanna show him the more insane parts just to see his head explode.
Yeah, just wait till he learns about werewolf mpreg shit😭😭
@@lillieofthevallie9033 Wtf is mpreg??? Please tell me it isn't what it sounds like
@@axolotl195pegnent men 🎉
@@axolotl195Yep it's male pregnancy
@@axolotl195 it is what it sounds like.
I actually watched this (it's so bad, but I couldn't stop watching) and the thing that really bothered me is how little punishment Tinnfany got for all she did to Selene. She hits her multiple times, sets her up to get sexually assaulted by Jackson, then tries to kill her! And her punishment for all that is just banishment, like Kurtis said. These wolves have their own law, apparently, but no death penalty for the attempted murder of an alpha's mate? Surprising Edit: Another shifter story I read had the punishment be stripping them of their wolves and forcing them to live as (gasp) humans. But then again that story also had the death penalty for trying to kill the alpha.
Now I ain’t saying it’s right cuz it don’t make sense but if they going like watt pad books banishment is like death
@@Watchdemonebuildyeah if they go rouge they will get weak and probably die and get hunted by other packs
Banishment basically means slow and agonizing death
Even if you find a new community you will be the outsider, without love and support
omg this just gets so deep
I also watched through a bunch of this recently but didn't make it this far. Banishment just doesn't quite hit the spot.
Kurtis not realizing that they are werewolves is so funny to me. The amount of fanfics I have read like this is ridiculous.
They arent, this thing inst worth of being called werewolf.
after seeing this video i was in the dark to,, a small amount of omegaverse stuff ig? but is it common that u have a sentient wolf in ur subconscious,,, and u also ARE that wolf?? that doesnt make sensee 😭😭 unless theyre a wolf with the sentient wolf inside their subconscious
@@kaitlynmorgan4613 There two wolfs inside you if you are a onlyfans model.
@@heitorpedrodegodoi5646 as if thats something to be worthy of????
also clarifying stuff saying "in this movie"
22:37 It’s simple really. You see, there are two wolves inside you except one is in a mirror and the other-
From what I know of this genre of story, given I was obsessed with it for a couple years in high school, the random “reading minds” thing at the end was definitely supposed to be a reveal of the soul bond between Selene and Alexander. It’s a very common plot point in these stories that those in souls bonds can speak to each other in their minds. There’s also usually some mind speak that happens between non-mates when everyone is in wolf form, so that they can still communicate, lol
No Selene Could Read EVERYONES Thoughts Not Jackson, No I didnt watch it 👀
Lol gay
23:52 "no you can't fucking see the future eric, if you could, you wouldn't have cried so much when your parents got divorced"
this made me laugh so hard
okay woah bc as i scrolled to this comment he was literally saying this lmao wtf
same hhahahaha@@ashegrey3042
@@ashegrey3042SAME OMG
I'm ashamed to say that I understood the whole thing, because of my Wattpad binge in my teenage years. I think Selene got the mind reading power because the moment she met her parents, she knows her origin, who she truly is and awakened the alpha blood in her idk.
*explains perfectly* "but idk" 😂
I-
It wasn’t Wattpad for me it was episode but same thing lol
that's so stupid lol
I get you… like this lore is too familiar to me as some one who probably has read many werewolf and vampires Wattpad books lmao
This movie feels like a live-action 2019 gacha life video. Like seriously it's like it was intentional...
Kurtis at 16:23 - “Tinffany is a name you would never forget”
Kurtis at 24:36 - “Tiffany”
You’re banished from Kurtis town.
Having Kurt go through a whole fandom confused af really put into perspective how terrible werewolf fanfics are 😭😭💀💀
Bc I’m just like yea that’s all normal
Right! That's what I was thinking 😂😭
I love your pfp!
Yeah same. I was like "this feels like a pretty generic werewolf AU to me" 😅
Admitting to that crazy
Lol, I hate to admit it, but I’ve actually read this one 🤣
Man, I always wished while in my Twilight phase as a kid that it were actually vertical and split into 60 parts, divided by ads. It just works so well for building and maintaining tension and drama 😌
bella! where the hell have you
(3 min ad)
been loca !?
My twilight phase was so embarrassing but it was fun not gonna lie😂
12:55 That look‘s like a Snapchat filter.
It was so awkward to watch Kurtis talk about an Omegaverse fanfic turned movie for 25 minutes....
10/10
Now I want him to review some of the audio stories, or at least the ads for them.
do I want to know what Omegaverse means or should I enjoy my ignorance?
@@RealElongatedMuskratEnjoy your ignorance.
@@RealElongatedMuskrat if you do choose to learn more, be careful, there is some toxic wtf smut in this rabbit hole. Be prepared with mind bleach, maybe an emesis bag. Probably would be happier not knowing, on the other hand there's some highly roastable, cringe worthy content to make fun of so good jokes
@@RealElongatedMuskrat you want to enjoy your ignorance, trust me. You don't wanna know what mpreg, ruts, heats are.
Kurtis using Trojan Horse as a joke about flip phones in medieval time is my favourite thing in this video. Like, please, tell me it's on purpose?
I did not catch that aspect until I saw this comment and now I'm giggling again, thank you
On purpose for what?
@@ranimeRATthe Trojan horse was set like two and a half thousand years _before_ medieval times.
It’s like the most wrong a historical joke could possibly be.
And definitely not on purpose
@@joearnold6881how do you know it wasn't on purpose?
@@joearnold6881y r u so mad
This physically hurt me. Threw me right back into being 14 reading wattpad. 10/10 amazing video
Okay, I literally used to work for a contractor, who's wife designed a medieval style castle "house" (turrets, battlements, and faux stone everywhere) and they proceeded to build it in the middle of this teeny tiny town. No lie. Weirdest, most out of place shit.
really, where did they build it? im curious
Live action wattpad is actually wild. As a former wattpad girlie I’ve never cringed so hard. Add this to the list of things that feel illegal but aren’t. Speaking of ✨legality✨it’s funny how they threaten legal action against distributing “their content”. I just want to know if “their content” is in the room with us right now, cus ion see her.
the time honored tradition of Sonic Deviantart has now moved to live action wattpad, I see, the "OC donut steel" is strong
I seriously couldn't get over the part with the "Moon Goddess asigns you a mate forever" but then you can be rejected and get another mate instantly because "Moon Goddess said so"😂😂.Also, maybe Kurtis didn't explain it, but does the movie actually say why that Jackson guy rejected Selene, only to say that he was in love with her for many years...while also being with Tinfanny???
He treats her like shit and rejects her because she's "just a maid" while he's an "alpha" only to later reveal he fully was in love with her the whole time and knew she was an alpha herself X'D X'D X'D It's a whole mess X'D
What I learned from these stories is that the Moon/Luna Goddess is a huge troll who switches up the rules whenever.
Also, you would think with having a GODDESS as a higher being, there would be more matriarchs in these stories than patriarchs.
@@thgritic102 The truly wild part is the moon goddess is never brought up again except for that one time she prays for her wolf X'D The second time she's briefly mentioned to say "she gave us a new mate" and then Ms Moon just dips it's great X'D X'D X'D
@@TheJeannagalso didn't she just turn 18 that means she was a minor when he was lusting after her
@@Himanshi.Y Correct - I don't think they ever tell us how old anyone else is, except her, but as is the trope in all toxic romances, grown ass men lust after teenage girls 🙃
"My husband killed me then i won the megaball" "big bad husband please wake up" holy shit these are literally just Chuck Tingle novel names
Not enough references to butt-pounding to approach that hallowed level, but it IS in an adjacent ballpark I'd say.
Yeah there's not enough dinosaurs
A lot of them sound like the mtl Chinese romance/shoujo novel titles lmao
God, I was fucking half expecting to see "Tyrant's pet" there. *shudder*
@@nixemory9903 or just any isekai anime
I’ve never loved a RUclips video as much as I love this one. This is the most kind and genuine thing a big RUclipsr could possibly do. You guys looked so free dancing with her and having a great time. That’s awesome
The minute Kurtis said "cable TV is probably cheaper than all of these streaming services" I had flashbacks to Drew's breakdown of all the hidden charges in cable TV plans and was half expecting him to pop out and correct Kurtis 😂
Yeah as overpriced and ridiculous as streaming services are, cable is somehow STILL worse lol
SAME
SAMEEEEE
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Best Rapper Alive ‼️🔥🔥
It still costs ~100 a month to subscribe to every streaming service. Especially that the cable channels and studios now just have their own streaming services like paramount plus and …mgm plus? And hbo which just switched from a paid tv channel to a paid streaming service.
I predicted this in 2014 bro and NO ONE LISTENED
Hey Kurtis. I fell asleep while watching a “Learn to Code in Python” video and had a dream that you made the Learn to Code in Python video and I was watching it. You were pretty good at programming ngl. You taught us how to make a bot that uses AI to automatically respond to people on Instagram that want you to join their pyramid schemes, and then has a whole crazy ass conversation with them. Just thought I’d lyk.
I really hope he sees this 😭
I like how Kurtis picked the Trojan horse as an example of MEDIEVAL history 😂
Such a classic example of medieval history
I don't know what I love more, the fact he thinks the battle of Troy was in medieval times, or that this is not top comment 😂😭😭
It's just a couple years off. 😄
Yeah I wasn't sure what to do with that information
I mean it gets the point across
“I think your big bad husband is… too tired.” was way too funny.
Was not expecting Kurtis to upload a 25 minute video being confused about the Omegaverse
I was
Nothing ruined my day faster than realizing that I knew all the answers to kurtis’s questions from my 2015 wattpad days 😭
same 😭💀😭
What are the answers I never have one
SO TRUE
Right?! The torment is real dude 😭😭💀
Agreed lol
As a CG artist myself, every shot including those wolves hurts me in ways I can't describe
sorry if i may ask but arent thise sfx from some crappy 2010s site with free sfx on a green screen?
i have NO issues reading cringy werewolf romances, or cringy fanficiton type romances, but somehow actually seeing it act out with real people id wayyyy too cringy for me. reading it is fine when you can "see" the characters how you want to, but see it act out ruins the illusion for the audience.
Fr, it looked better when I just imagine the scenarios.
Finally, we found it: The "not a better love story than Twilight"
Don’t forget 365 days and 50 shades of grey, there on the same tier man
Debatable
@@thejanitor5671 How's Twilight worse?
@@PaphvulMayle don’t really remember
I disagree.
Dude as a person who reads fanficion. This story is basically the result if you put a smut writer, gave them basically every popular romance plot in Ao3 history. Make it extremely straight, and then make the writer have no idea wtf they are doing.
ikr, if you're going to make a below average A/B/O movie, at least make it gay 🙄
unrealistic, ao3 authors dont write straight/j
@@Wil_does_stuffexactly, that's some wattpad ass story, don't bring us AO3 gays into this 😭
ABOsploitation is officially a genre now. The world is not ready.
yall as someone who was in the wattpad werewolf heydays and transitioned to ao3 as a seasoned author i can confirm this is literally every 2010 wattpad werewolf book right down to rejecting the mate the moon goddess paired you with
This is how you know Kurtis didn't grow up reading wattpad fanfics because everything here made sense to me lololol
I definitely read 50 books like this on wattpad 😂
yeah, the shit storytelling is on point as well 😂
You can't be saved 😂
exactly it made so much sense lol
Watching this with bf and being like ''wtf does that mean'' when I know exactly what it means lol.
15:46 this aged poorly
Wanted to see if anyone said it
How?
The idea of getting a wolf at 18 sounded like an awesome tradition until i found out it wasn't a physical one
It's not like they are given a wolf, they are the wolf
I'd actually be interested in a 60 part documentary about this entire process; from the idea, to development, to recruiting "talent," where the money comes from and goes, to what these actors' lives are like.
Right? I need to know!
Well we at least know with a 99% chance the story originated from wattpad
I feel like this is just porn with the sex cut out.
Poor actors is all I have to say...
I'd love to see the Wattpad-to-ReelShort pipeline laid out.
"Kurtis got traumatized by the most vanilla abo fic on a tiktok knockoff" is not something I expected to ever hear, but here we are