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How was this a day ago if you just posted this-
get these goblins outta here
Kurtis being so confused by what is basically a wattpad werewolf smut story turned movie is killing me 😂
HELP THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING
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I’m still shocked people actually enjoy that
From the names i was like is fuckin wattpad!?
@@Lylah-bo9vp I’m still shocked people hate on others for enjoying things that don’t hurt anyone 😳😳😳
i am genuinely impressed by the actors. how did they say all these lines with a straight face? i don't think i'd be able to say "my alpha" or "beta luke" with cringing.
These actors weren't paid enough for this
this wasnt acting but a passion project... clearly XD XD
Me too
Maybe they all came together out of their passion for omegaverse fanfiction lmao
Prob they wrote it
"I'm Lyla, I'm your wolf"
"My wolf Lyla, you're here, you're my wolf!"
"Yes, Selene."
😂😂😂
Even the wolf was tired of her lmao
“I’m Lyla, I’m your wolf”
“🤯MY W O L F LYLA UR HERE UR M ✨Y WOLFFF”
“… Yes Selene. 😑”
omg ame chan...
NEEDY STREAMER OVERLOAD FAN REAL???
"Nightwind" "Bloodmoon" "Redwind" I love that the writers picked their Pack names via a Warrior Cats Name Generator
my 2012 warriors oc was literally called nightwind 😭😭 it felt personal
LITERALLY ITS HILARIOUS 😭😭
@@addaxnaso Sue them!
@@martmeisterpaladin4074 may aswell, get me cash out 💔💔
HELP TRUE THO
This is literally like if a wattpad fic was turned into a movie made entirely of tiktoks that all had minute long ads in between
I swear they probably plagiarised a random omegaverase fic and because they are so many and they are all so similar it will be impossible to find the exact one they copied
That's what's on my mind too when I heard how the movies here were titled.
no wayyyy ive actually read this exact plot and i actually think the names are the same aswell lol
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I remember reading a fic with this exact same title and plot
The line “My alpha, I came as soon as I heard.” has no business being so funny 😭
It's looked like the beginning of a guy porn.
Especially because the only instances I can think of I which one adresses someones Title with "my" are My lady or Mein Führer 😭😭😭
@@amitafimhuolla3615m'lady'alpha
@@amitafimhuolla3615💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
i GUARANTEE that exact dialogue is in an omegaverse fanfiction somewhere out there
Finally, we found it: The "not a better love story than Twilight"
Don’t forget 365 days and 50 shades of grey, there on the same tier man
Debatable
@@thejanitor5671 How's Twilight worse?
@@PopfulFrost don’t really remember
I disagree.
I have to applaud the actors for not laughing and cringing at every second they were filming this.
They're trying to get a big role on Riverdale so they need to practice delivering cringey lines.
They’re probably getting through their scenes by mentally repeating “I’m getting paid” over and over again.
I’m actually laughing so hard at the way the wolf says “the moon goddess gave us another 💁♀️”
still better than somehow palpatine returned
15:09
like what was that line delivery
The moon goddess gave us another *eye roll*
@@boomerangswingsbothwaysAvatar 🤝
Kurtis deciding that the Trojan War happened during the Medieval Age will never not be funny to me
I know😭
And yk what, I’ll allow it because he can do what he want
Kurtis: the history of the world goes Late Bronze Age/Medieval Europe > Flip Phones > Today
introduction og flip-phones are closer to medieval ages than trojan war
@@fuckpreme6450 comparisons like that always mess with my mind. It's crazy how all this industrial nonsense what with the cars and trains and screens everywhere and instant wireless global communication is just a blink of an eye compared to all the stuff we humans were up to before. Just farming, building pointy things and windmills and boats, forming empires and then watching them collapse, over and over and over for thousands upon thousands of years. It's absolutely insane to me.
Nothing ruined my day faster than realizing that I knew all the answers to kurtis’s questions from my 2015 wattpad days 😭
same 😭💀😭
What are the answers I never have one
SO TRUE
Right?! The torment is real dude 😭😭💀
Agreed lol
Movie dude: why won’t you call me an alpha? 😠😡😡😡
Subtitles:why won’t you call me an elephant? 😠😡😡😡
“the moon goddess gave us another” has got to be the funniest way to fill a plot hole
Better than "somehow palpatine returned"
@@1minion203 the moon goddess SAID palpatine could return ok 🙄🙄
it wouldn't even be that hard to fill it either. Like what if The first alpha guy had used some sort of dark blood magic to override the moon goddess's magic or whatever. And the first bond was actually him making a pact with some sort of shadow entity in direct violation of moon goddess. I don't know I'm just going off the cuff here, I could think of a million different easy ways to fluff the story up and slap some plot spackling over the holes.
I feel like the one mate rule made that stupid. If the moon godess just decided who got to be mates in the first place it would've been less "jk I changed my mind"
@@moonriverinc7896I love the fact that no matter what canon of Star Wars you prefer, you still get a poorly done OP Palpatine clone
This is literally every werewolf wattpad fic from 2012. Down the the moon goddess, having an inner wolf dialogue, fated mates that if one regrets the other it literally breaks the one rejected. I was not expecting to be brought make to that time 😭😭
Seriously tho I saw title and had flashbacks to my Wattpad days😭
My wattpad days where making fun of weird furry shit with my friends on there
When he said it was called the Blood Moon pack I physically recoiled from the onslaught of shitty wattpad memories
AND THE WOLF IS NAMED LYLA??????? OH MY GOD
I thought wattapad made these like life action adaptations 😢
As a CG artist myself, every shot including those wolves hurts me in ways I can't describe
SniperWolf joke aged well 💀
immediately sorted comments to new when i heard it😭😭
"Oh Sniperwolf, please tell me what to do 🥺"
"Doxx Jackson's castle."
She always sucked. The way she completely ignored a kid who was dying of cancer was sickening. Wouldn’t even give her a phone call.
"he's well-groomed- sorry, he's a groomer."
truly inspiring words.
"relatable"
- colleen ballswinger
@@rtcnoodlesHWLPPWOWO
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@@rtcnoodlesI CANT 😭
@@rtcnoodlesBAHAHAHAHA I CAN'T
no way they made every werewolf book on wattpad into a movie 💀
"fated to my forbidden alpha" is literally the title of one of those books that I read once when I was like 13. I don't remember it well enough to know if this was a legit adaptation but the tropes are all there 💀💀
@@ashlynnkae8446 i swear i read somthing like this back in 2015
They're literally live action Gacha mini-movies💀💀💀
That’s what I thought it seems like this is a Wattpad story
LMFAO that's exactly what came to mind omfg
does it freak anyone else out that jackson is clearly thirty and selene turned 18 during the movie. also alexander meeting her on her 18th birthday, but jackson clearly has the biggest sexual thing for selene... could they not have made the wolf thing when your like... 25 or something. because its quite creepy.
Favorite part: 18:15 "He's got nice cars, a nice house, he's well groomed -- sorry, he's a groomer..."
No he's not a groomer
He's just a looser
The moon goddess being like "oh lmao yeah you can have another" makes me think she's just making these rules up as she goes along. Good for her.
Me if I was a goddess
Lmaoo if I was a goddess I would be this indecisive
I bet she made up those rules about only one mate, but then made polyamorous people and forgot to tell them that there can be exceptions and just decided to watch the drama unfold
I actually think it makes sense if she has some actual free will and intelligence, she can make exceptions for exceptional circumstances, where someone never got a fair chance. But I want an answer to what happens if you pair up with someone youre not "mated" to
@@hubris.9561 me too lmao
Kurtis being traumatised by straight omegaverse is the funniest thing ever
I love that you call it straight omegaverse
i literally love watching straight omegaverse because they never seem to know that they're doing the omegaverse lol
@@sullyzbve idk, 9 out of 10 ghey omegaverse fanfics have the uwus and/or tildes which bring up the cringe factor to over 9000.
And as far as I know, I haven't seen any m/f fanfics of irl celebrities. But m/m? BTS and One Direction seem to be pretty popular on that side of ao3...
Edit: oh right, and streamers too. Dream, Markiplier, Jacksepticeye...
@@ThePopo543 that's true, but just *imo* I can relate a lot more to the m/m fics being gay myself.
But when I'm reading a straight one and the ml says something cringy or just some unhinged shit only a straight person could say.. omg.
But I totally get where ur coming from, and it is hard to find a good m/m omegaverse fic where it isn't a celeb.
@@ThePopo543ghey?
“They’ll name condoms after this” was a bad line to hear while eating, nearly died
7:45 "And my poor daughter disappeared!"
Like, _was kidnapped_ or just failed to show up for wolf school the next day? I feel like this is a really big point to glaze over.
I can't believe Kurtis stumbled upon a wolf pack fanfiction just completely at random and knows nothing about it.
I gotta hand it to them, the concept of the Alpha/Beta/Omega hierarchy re-defined as a crime family is a cool concept.
He should legit do a deep dive. Actually I want him to do a deep dive on all the fantasy romance ebooks on kindle
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kurtis accidently reacting to a watered down straight omegaverse movie was not something i was expecting LMAOO 😭
i know right they don't even have the mpreg 🥴
@@MayEmBeedammit! Pack it up everyone there's no mpreg 😔
If you're gonna do it at least go all the way amirite
@@MayEmBee right like where's the mpreg and heat and rut stuff
@@MayEmBeeAverage WattPad users: No mpreg, no want.
(For legal reasons, this is a joke. I used to read absolute garbo on WattPad as a teen 😂)
I’m 99% sure I’ve READ that fanfic because of weird Facebook ads for weird fanfic sites
If I’m right, her second « mate » is like 27 and she’s freshly 18, and the moon goddess only gave her a « fake mate » (the first alpha weird guy) to punish the guy or something. Like he’s such a bad person that the moon goddess gave him the slave/girl he loved as a mate because she knew he would reject her because of her status? And then the goddess gave the girl her actual mate or something.
I remember the fanfic being so bad but I just couldn’t stop reading it because it was good entertainment.
That sounds more entertaining than whatever the fuck this was 😂 I guess the 'book' was better?
Wait this is based off a fanfic? Yikes.. plenty of good fanfics to make shows of and they chose this gross werewolf mess?
That’s fascinating
Funfact : The actress who plays Selene in this film also plays the role of a student in the Dhar Mann video
the best thing about this to me is the fact that "Tinfanny" was probably a typo because at the end when she gets banished, Alexander actually says "Tiffany", but it wasn't even that unbelievable because of how out of pocket the rest of the movie is
If I ever finish a novel again I'll make sure to include a werewolf named Tinfanny, no matter what the novel is about, Tinfanny the She-wolf will be there somewhere
It’s a snow
@@Mario_Angel_Medina oooh that sounds cool af
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Someone fed every werewolf wattpad story into an AI and it spit out this script.
it has to be
its uncanny how AI it is lol
i’d have to disagree since there’s no mpreg
@@eternallustformedusa4844even chatGPT has standards
@@eternallustformedusa4844 or knotting
I wonder what Kurtis's reaction would be when he realises castles still exist in the modern day, and there are rich people who actually live in them.
Do they also fight goblins every day >>
@@zeleor6954 No, but they should, that would be awesome
First, when discussing “play fighting with that annoying kid” you did such a bang on impression of that annoying kid I grew up with Id be convinced we dealt with the same kid.
But then I was floored by “you can’t actually see the future, if you did you wouldn’t have cried so hard when your parents got divorced” so now I just have little else to add 😂😂
Kurt was so traumatized by the goblin movie that he has an insatiable hunger to kill them now.
I watched the Goblin movie after his review of it. I feel like it will be ingrained in my brain forever.
@@It-is-me...MelsieI was tempted, but I'm scared
@jessmtnz it watched the movie its not worth it
@@jessmtnz You should be! I advise to watch it with other people.
In all honesty, it gave a a great laugh and was so bad it was hilarious and fun.
G O B L I N 😈😈😈😈
absolutely love that someone made the late 00's experience of watching episodes of anime in 60 parts on youtube into a streaming service
I’ve seen people upload anime onto tiktok in a ridiculous amount of parts
@@kingsrevenge9234bro said shall
@@kingsrevenge9234Feelings on DND is you???
@@kingsrevenge9234 INDEED IT SHALL 🙏🔥
+@@absurdum-the-artist "part 3,063"
this genre is definitely not meant to be in a movie or series format, they should stay as written fiction 💀
ReelShort was definitely made by someone who saw all those broken up episodes/movies on RUclips and TikTok and thought "huh, what if I turned this into an app, profited off of this, and created something that everybody hates?"
@@InstagramUser69shut up bot 😇❤️
@@InstagramUser69 bro can’t even spell names
they forgot to add the subway surfers video underneath it
Yup--
This is actually a whole genre of books/online stories😭
The Trojan horse being deemed medieval is so funny but also imagining Achilles with a flip phone has me ROLLLINNGGGG
Edit: a few people are mentioning Achilles died before the Trojan horse, I know! I’m just saying it’s the same time period so if ppl in the Trojan horse had flip phones it’s safe to assume Achilles could have had one and like I said that is so funny to me LOLL
He just calls Patroclus and tells him his mother kidnaped him and pat is like “oh ok lit I’ll be there in 2 days” HSKSHSKSB
🥸 I know I was like wait 💀
There would be a whole ass chapter about all the ringtones and games his phone has similar to how the book goes on and on about his shield.
I can imagine Achilles flipping open his phone fruityly to answer💅
Achilles texting Patroclus: Hey bbygirl, I talked to my mom, and she said she can't see us in the cave, yk what that means 🫦👨❤️💋👨
Watching Kurtis try to fingure out Werewolf/Omegaverse dynamics is fucking hilarious. It’s even more embarrassing when I realize I’ve read fanfictions/ Wattpad stories nearly exactly like this
4:05 nono, their response was literally "watch more ads and btw give us a high rating to boost our ego pretty please!!!"
As someone who read exclusively this genre of wattpad fiction for like 3 years, this video felt like someone just broke into my house and is now judging the interior.
lmao same
I feel strangely exposed
Weirdos
@@Gabe413 yep
This is one of the funniest comments I've read online and I'm not sure why.
Kurtis not realizing that they are werewolves is so funny to me. The amount of fanfics I have read like this is ridiculous.
They arent, this thing inst worth of being called werewolf.
after seeing this video i was in the dark to,, a small amount of omegaverse stuff ig? but is it common that u have a sentient wolf in ur subconscious,,, and u also ARE that wolf?? that doesnt make sensee 😭😭 unless theyre a wolf with the sentient wolf inside their subconscious
@@kaitlynmorgan4613 There two wolfs inside you if you are a onlyfans model.
@@heitorpedrodegodoi5646 as if thats something to be worthy of????
also clarifying stuff saying "in this movie"
As someone who wrote and read similarly shitty werewolf fanfic as a kid, this is a special kind of pain.
The, "It really was a typo!" bit has to be the best punchline I've heard in a good while lol
I love the trope of "poor girl is actually super rich and powerful so she has to reclaim her rightful spot in the upper class so everyone will respect her"
Honestly that whole scene gave me Twilight vibes when Bella turns into vampire and went from tripping down the stairs just by existing to winning arms wrestling competitions vs Emmett. Just cringe "oh omg she's so much more powerful, what a queen 🤩" behavior ngl
I think that's just my fantasy because I am poor and wish there was money I was actually born into and will find out any moment
Damn man@@Kiki-vc1xo
@@Kiki-vc1xoI think in literature and stuff it’s called a power fantasy in case you want more stuff
We love seeing people who were mistreated get revenge
I’m more traumatised that Kurtis just insinuated that the legend of the Trojan War took place during the Medieval period.
I mean, that just makes the skit even more absurd & I'm all for it. 😂🤣
Lolol I just made a comment ab this Im glad someone else noticed! 😂 Forreal 1184BC mycenaean greece is pretty much as far from the medieval era as we are from the medieval era
I thought I was picky for thinking that but thank goodness you said that
SAME
THANK YOU, I was crying
I absolutely CANNOT help laughing every time the name “Tinfanny” is brought up 😂
It sounds like she has a metal ass- “Tin Fanny”
Also I totally identified with your little story about play fighting with the annoying kid from down the street during childhood-I had a friend who did that all the time, and in some way they didn’t manage to lose that quality when they “grew up”
13:04 Damn. Didn't even use the character Wolf. That's how you know how trash this movie is.
it’s so funny watching kurtis get confused by fanfic/omegaverse terminology 😭
All us fanfic and smut girls are laughing at him! Hahahaha 😅
Idk i have read a bunch of omegaverse stuff, but none of them sucked as much as this movie like 😭 it's just so bad even compared to wattpad. Like how could someone even go lower than wattpad??😭
@@honeycinnamonroll620 Ao3 has better Omegaverse, fanfics, just saying
@@oyaoyasimpoyaoyaoya5254 I already kinda grew out of reading fanfics but if someone would've told me when i was younger i certainly would've been very very happy. Wattpad is just horrible
I only understand the omegaverse from gay fanfics, where are the omega dudes who leak out of their ass????
Kurtis: Can you imagine how having phones would be like in the medieval times?
Also Kurtis: *acts out a scene from ancient Greece*
THANK YOU LMAO
I was looking for this comment. I love Kurtis, but I don't get the impression that history is his forte. 🤣
He only said if we could imagine... Not that he’d help us imagine. 😤💯
Was about to comment the same thing lmao
I was looking for this comment. I was like “this is definitely not Midieval times”. 😂😂😂
I named the wolf tribe in my comic book I wrote in MIDDLE SCHOOL "blood moon". really shows the talent in the writing room for this movie.
I was on Wattpad enough in 2012 to know exactly where this story is coming from and where it's going.
Kurtis being so shocked by the tamest, most sane Omegaverse aspects is absolutely hilarious. I kinda wanna show him the more insane parts just to see his head explode.
Yeah, just wait till he learns about werewolf mpreg shit😭😭
@@lillieofthevallie9033 Wtf is mpreg??? Please tell me it isn't what it sounds like
@@axolotl195pegnent men 🎉
@@axolotl195Yep it's male pregnancy
@@axolotl195 it is what it sounds like.
kurtis should do a tier list of all the bad movies he's watched for this channel
YES
that's a good idea i'll do that on my podcast!!!!
@@kurtisconner YAYY
@@InstagramUser69 ermmm actually its karpet corner
@@kurtisconnerhooray
20:45 NOT THE COC GOBLIN SOUNDS
It has sound?
I unironically love shifter / werewolf /alpha romances, and there's some real gems out there that are true joys to read, but this kinda stuff just makes the entire genre look deranged lmao
The thing is, wolves don’t even act like this. The whole alpha and omega concept has been disproven by the very person who introduced the idea.
This is not the same alpha stuff that redpillers use. It's omegaverse fawned over by teenage girls
not that kind of alpha and omega bud 😭😭😭
@@sabsain2399 Except that it's not really that different conceptually, which is a pretty messed-up obsession for a bunch of teenagers.
Technically, you’re wrong. Wolves do act like this in captivity. Just not naturally. honestly, werewolves are already a freak of nature.
@@haysoos123 it's just another thing for teen girls to fantasize about the same way they fawn over hot fictional vampires. this is significantly way more tame than redpill alpha/omega bro podcasters who take the concept way too seriously in comparison. i'd take cringe teen obsessions over that any day
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@@InstagramUser69 who's curtis
@@InstagramUser69the bots have responded, and they’re spelling his name wrong
sike kurtis 😎
@@InstagramUser69cope kekw
Going back to this after finding out my mother wanted to watch a series from reel short cuz of their fb ads 😭 she kept complaining about the amount of ads to watch before she can watch a short clip. Told her it was a scam but she wanted to know how the story goes 💀
19:38 I HATE YOU for that joke dude it was fucking hilarious
i read enough cursed fanfic in middle school to know that the telepathy thing is probably one of those "telepathic bond with your mate" tropes, not full super power telepathy, and i'm guessing the creators didn't care enough to sprinkle that fact in when they just ripped all this dialogue from a wattpad fic without including any of the descriptive text lmaooooo
i’ve actually seen other comments on tiktok about this story & apparently she ends up just, being able to read everyone’s minds. completely outta left field 💀
Thank you fanfic reader
exactly i was like what do u mean ur gifted
Having Kurt go through a whole fandom confused af really put into perspective how terrible werewolf fanfics are 😭😭💀💀
Bc I’m just like yea that’s all normal
Right! That's what I was thinking 😂😭
I love your pfp!
Yeah same. I was like "this feels like a pretty generic werewolf AU to me" 😅
Admitting to that crazy
Lol, I hate to admit it, but I’ve actually read this one 🤣
I like the cliches of an "alpha male" in a werewolf pack because it's actually based on a common misconception about how actual wolf packs work. They are not governed by an alpha male, but rather an alpha pair, with the dominant male and female couple mating for life and maintaining order.
Okay, I literally used to work for a contractor, who's wife designed a medieval style castle "house" (turrets, battlements, and faux stone everywhere) and they proceeded to build it in the middle of this teeny tiny town. No lie. Weirdest, most out of place shit.
The story of Kurtis being forced to defend a medieval castle that his neighbor built across the street from an army of goblins is genuinely ten times more interesting than the werewolf stuff
I literally had to stop the video cause I was laughing too much at that part lmao
ya
Kurtis so casually spoiling two of the biggest plot twists of all time with no warning is kind of iconic
For real
Seeing as both movies are 20 years old, I think it's fine.
@@KhanaHatakebut I'm also twenty years old!!! There are a lot of films that were made before I could walk, I'm still trying to catch up 😭
@@KhanaHatakeAnd all people are expected to have seen all movies in the past twenty years?
ive never watched fight club in my life and i really thought it was just like a random motivational fight movie like karate kid or something but now im really confused
I actually saw ads for this exact movie so thank you so much for reviewing it. It's the kind of soapy trash that you Know is bad but you kinda wanna see how it ends anyways but you never will because it's clearly not worth whatever money is required to watch it. I feel more justified in not buying from them and I appreciate you slogging through it ❤
Fanfiction you find on wattpad
No this is a wattpad original
I could go into the wattpad romance section and immediately find this
Having everyone be assigned one mate that you can reject and never get another seems like a bad way to keep the species going
glad to see that you're invested in the survival of the species, and not... the rest of this
Eh probably would help our long term survival. People having 15 kids with 8 baby moms
@@LeenieTunes long term those of the 15 kids that survive are gonna multiply even more and that's how you keep the species going LOL
No it's fine. The Moon Goddess gives you a redo.
@BBoyes Well, in evolutionary terms, that approach is fantastic for genetic diversity to prevent population bottleneck
it unfortunately took me until the end of the video to realize that when he said it was broken up into sixty minute long parts he didn’t mean the movie was multiple hours long divided by the hour, but instead was one hour long divided into 1 min sections. i was really admiring the commitment ngl to watching a supposedly infinite long movie
Glad I’m not the only one
Omg… thank you?! I actually also thought that each part was 60 mins, was a bit confused why he said they were as long as the adds…
Now you've got me wondering how one would begin to make an infinitely long movie. Would it perhaps have something to do with stuffing an empty roll of film into the projector and letting it run for a few hours?
i was very confused too lol i was thinking "60 minutes with ads between them? so like a tv series?"
I WAS THINKING THE EXACT SAME THINGG
Okay, it’s been like four months but I kept seeing the ads for this stuff on tik tok so I just downloaded the app bc I remembered this video and I watched this series and their new one called “true Luna” and here is what I’ve gathered
-The moon goodess is a little matchmaker and she’ll be like yo I ship these two people y’all are fated mates now. But if two fated mates don’t want to be together they can reject the bond and choose a new mate. The Alphas mate is called the Luna. In True Luna we learn about something called the true Luna which is basically the true alpha from teen wolf
-they are both the wolf and not the wolf. From what I gather the wolf is inside them and then the wolf can come out of them. Idk
-also the refer to themselves as children as pups but they don’t get their wolf until they are 18 so that makes zero sense bc they are technically human until 18
It is really bad also in a scene in true luna one of the alphas uses their “alpha voice” and it’s the funniest shit I’ve ever heard
And yes the sexual assault stuff is in like every one of their series it’s really scary considering on the App Store this is for 12+ meaning there are children on this app.
My favorite part is the recurring theme of Selene trying to shower with a bucket. It's just terrible lines, with awkward delivery.
I like how Kurtis picked the Trojan horse as an example of MEDIEVAL history 😂
Such a classic example of medieval history
I don't know what I love more, the fact he thinks the battle of Troy was in medieval times, or that this is not top comment 😂😭😭
It's just a couple years off. 😄
Yeah I wasn't sure what to do with that information
I mean it gets the point across
What is actually so funny is that even one of the characters got Tinffany's name wrong and called her Tiffany
the comment I was looking for hahaha yep
Most realistic thing about this movie.
You're telling me you're called *Tinfanny* and nobody ever messes up your name ? Now that would be some serious bullshit
Tinfinny is up there with Termey and jimethy
The name Tinfanny is even funnier in the uk
@@joelisawesometvwell it would be if it wasn't spelled TinFFany
“I think your big bad husband is… too tired.” was way too funny.
that sniperwolf joke aged like wine. It got even worse to have her as your "wolf"
YOU SHOULD MAKE A VIDEO ON THE NEW WEREWOLF MOVIE FROM REELSHORT THE ADS HAVE BEEN TRAUMATIZING ME EVERYWHERE
the most concerning thing in the whole video is that kurtis thought the trojan horse had anything to do with medival times
Real 😦
The joke was that it was set in the past -_-
THANKS
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@@HelderGriff Obviously it is just funny to laugh at because even if the Trojan Horse did exist imagining it being at the same time as other things such as the War of the Roses is hilarious to think about
As a Wattpad girl from middle school to late highschool, this whole situation is hilarious and horrifying. Watching someone who wasn’t part of this nightmare of a time is really eye opening to how insane we were
Fr 🫣 this still has nothing on the hat fic though lmao. I wonder what the writer of that is doing now 🤔
@@aimeedesignoh god bro you really had to mention the hat fic 😭😭 triggered my fight or flight
As a CURRENT Wattpad girl, this is hilarious and horrifying lmao
@@hauntedmilo no… no I never even watched Dan and phil
I've never been on wattpad, but I've been in fanfic circles for more than 2 decades and I swear this stuff should stay hidden away in the dark corners of the internet. It was never meant to see the light of live action.
11:06 how DARE they call me, an alpha male, beta 😡😡😡
my nerdy brain was screaming when you showed the Trojan Horse as Medieval times (its fictional but technically bronze age)
kurtis discovering the a/b/o fanfiction trope is the funniest thing in the world he deserves that award
im dumb what is that?
@@smoceany9478 alpha, beta, omega trope thing
@smoceany9478 Google “omegaverse.”
ok who is the alpha, who is the beta, and who is the omega@@slowmoods
@@anomalousanimatesthey’re secondary genders in a made up werewolf universe, usually found in fanfiction. All three sub genders have their own traits and roles is society.
Hi Kurtis I starred in two of those ReelShort films: “My Husband Killed Me, Then I Won the Megaball” and “My Gorgeous Wife is an Ex-Convict” and can attest to how strange these movies were. Cast and crew were all sweet though and I had a great time on set.
Honestly shocked to find out you made a video abt this bc I’ve been watching your videos for years lol we live in a simulation.
(My name is Ryan Watson Henderson btw)
The real question is did YOU win the megaball??
I’d hate to spoil the 20 something dollars it was to watch it, but technically yes because the main girl won and shared it with me because I was “the good guy”.
Bro, those movies are probably taken from Chapters
@@ryanwatsonhenderson worth every penny guaranteed
My cat watched this video with such fascination I'm starting to wonder if he's in love with werewolves
Rewatching this now is even funnier, considering how the sniperwolf stuff aged
I'm ashamed to say that I understood the whole thing, because of my Wattpad binge in my teenage years. I think Selene got the mind reading power because the moment she met her parents, she knows her origin, who she truly is and awakened the alpha blood in her idk.
*explains perfectly* "but idk" 😂
I-
It wasn’t Wattpad for me it was episode but same thing lol
that's so stupid lol
I get you… like this lore is too familiar to me as some one who probably has read many werewolf and vampires Wattpad books lmao
23:52 "no you can't fucking see the future eric, if you could, you wouldn't have cried so much when your parents got divorced"
this made me laugh so hard
okay woah bc as i scrolled to this comment he was literally saying this lmao wtf
same hhahahaha@@ashegrey3042
@@ashegrey3042SAME OMG
14:11 ok so in some werewolf lore, if u get rejected by one mate or if ur mate dies, u get paired with another mate.
also in some werewolf stories there are various ranks in the alpha's pack. first is the alpha (leader of the pack), then is the beta (first command), omega (second command). not all werewolf stories follow this trope though. this usually helps the alpha when there is a war on his pack and its very important to turn to someone to fight and win the war. also if the alpha dies (war/ natural causes, etc) then the first command takea over as the new alpha.
for a better understanding, i'll suggest u to watch teen wolf series. there is a mention of packs, alphas, omega, etc
8:09 this cutscene 😭 underrated
I cannot believe someone turned those absolute garbage web novels into movies, but they honestly stayed faithful to the original source content in all ways. The bad dialogue, the wooden scenarios, the dramatic highschool bs, the paying money for miniscule chapter updates....perfectly matched.
It's free
@@everythingponytime is money and you have to watch ads to get the next piece /hj
I love Kurtis trying to explain straight omegaverse as if no one has ever heard of it before. Idk if that makes me more embarrassed or amused.
"straight omegaverse" 💀💀💀💀💀
Idk, I don’t know ANYTHING about straight omegaverse.. I thought it had the same lore as homo omegaverse tbh
I mean I have zero concept of the “omegaverse” except pathetic guys who call people alpha and beta lol
@@scomo7yearsago958Oh there was an entire lawsuit involving straight omegaverse, it has lore
@@elleblair4971 That's manosphere crap, unrelated. Omegaverse is furry shit for people who hate furries.
The fact that I know what the lore is because it’s the same as every episode warewolf story 😭 she can read his mind because they’re mated/part of the same pack and the wolf is another “person” in their mind who is in control when in wolf form
The funny thing is that the wooden horse wasn’t in medieval times
😂😂
"Kurtis got traumatized by the most vanilla abo fic on a tiktok knockoff" is not something I expected to ever hear, but here we are
Kurtis using the TROYAN horse as an example of "what would happen if there were flip phones in MEDIEVAL times" is the quality content I was looking for
fire profile picture dude
Right? That's not Medieval! That's the Bronze Age!
@@Fang_ToothBoy what the hell boy
@@Fang_Toothis that an arima pfp
@@library5291 it is woooo!!!
The movie is literally a gacha life movie but in real movie form 💀
I have a friend who downloaded this app and says it's a huge pain in the ass, but now they're engrossed in a story and needs to see how it ends.
I seriously couldn't get over the part with the "Moon Goddess asigns you a mate forever" but then you can be rejected and get another mate instantly because "Moon Goddess said so"😂😂.Also, maybe Kurtis didn't explain it, but does the movie actually say why that Jackson guy rejected Selene, only to say that he was in love with her for many years...while also being with Tinfanny???
He treats her like shit and rejects her because she's "just a maid" while he's an "alpha" only to later reveal he fully was in love with her the whole time and knew she was an alpha herself X'D X'D X'D It's a whole mess X'D
What I learned from these stories is that the Moon/Luna Goddess is a huge troll who switches up the rules whenever.
Also, you would think with having a GODDESS as a higher being, there would be more matriarchs in these stories than patriarchs.
@@thgritic102 The truly wild part is the moon goddess is never brought up again except for that one time she prays for her wolf X'D The second time she's briefly mentioned to say "she gave us a new mate" and then Ms Moon just dips it's great X'D X'D X'D
@@TheJeannagalso didn't she just turn 18 that means she was a minor when he was lusting after her
@@Himanshi.Y Correct - I don't think they ever tell us how old anyone else is, except her, but as is the trope in all toxic romances, grown ass men lust after teenage girls 🙃
as someone who spent way too much time reading Episode stories in their youth, I can confirm that mates, the moon goddess, wolf pack, and kidnappings, and second-chance mates are all story points that appear in every werewolf story you could ever read.
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this is like a knock-off teen wolf, and teen wolf wasn't all that good to begin with
Also extreme domestic violence is ALWAYS a must, cuz reasons?
@@minglou2019 don’t you DARE compare teen wolf to this garbage
@@louisaortiz1304 I liked teen wolf when I was younger, but I mean you have to admit the later seasons and the movie they tried to make were absolutely crap
watching this video reminded me that not everyone had the same experience as 12 year olds being on wattpad and reading these stories like they were crack lmao