That Weird TikTok Couple Is Way Worse Than We Thought

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  • Опубликовано: 5 фев 2025
  • Yikes. This week, I sat down with my good buddy Jacob Sharpe, and we took a close look at Sebastian Bails and Lauren Godwin. They're known on TikTok for their tans and fake pranks, and their RUclips channel is truly something else. Someone sent me one of their recent RUclips videos, and it made me very upset, so I had to make a video about it. Enjoy!
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Комментарии • 13 тыс.

  • @abbey872
    @abbey872 5 лет назад +124743

    Are you two they tik tok couple

  • @lord.have.myrcene
    @lord.have.myrcene 5 лет назад +13787

    This man is at 100% saturation

  • @aakifaansari9768
    @aakifaansari9768 4 года назад +12732

    This is the video. The culprit. This is what caused the cancer.

    • @aspenisthebest
      @aspenisthebest 4 года назад +785

      I know this is an ongoing joke but for real it really does make sense. Sebastian causing someone to get brain cancer wouldn’t even be surprising

    • @marsxist4843
      @marsxist4843 4 года назад +589

      @@aspenisthebest he would find out and make a video called "im leaving youtube forever" and then he'd post "STRANGLING A CAT IN FRONT OF MY GIRLFRIEND!!!" the next day

    • @softestbrat
      @softestbrat 4 года назад +13

      vicky wen joke?

    • @stefannydvorak7919
      @stefannydvorak7919 4 года назад +147

      guyliner Unfortunately, Jacob has brain cancer. But he joked that Sebastian’s videos are the cause.

    • @aspenisthebest
      @aspenisthebest 4 года назад +31

      JAG bruh don’t give him ideas 😂

  • @zoemiller5775
    @zoemiller5775 5 лет назад +13789

    “Your name is W H A T” I’m in TEARS

  • @Pixelstarzzz
    @Pixelstarzzz 2 года назад +4105

    When he said “and if you’ve ever been in an abusive relationship-“ I was fully expecting him to say “smash that like button”

    • @runroorun_
      @runroorun_ Год назад +183

      tbh i would've respected that more than the "my heart goes out to you" bs 💀

    • @icantthinkstraight8853
      @icantthinkstraight8853 Год назад +1

      hate to say it mr. balls im not smashing that button

  • @graytaraa
    @graytaraa 5 лет назад +5674

    Jacob's reaction to Kurtis' 'Tan France' joke is sending me.

    • @widaerabi680
      @widaerabi680 5 лет назад +41

      Tara Gray i was looking for this comment😂😂

    • @robincoss
      @robincoss 5 лет назад +181

      *eagle screeches*

    • @daniaitken
      @daniaitken 5 лет назад +22

      timestamp?

    • @hall8114
      @hall8114 5 лет назад +44

      dani 8:08

    • @bums009
      @bums009 5 лет назад +160

      Sent my ears to hell but my soul to heaven.

  • @Eeeeeeebbbbbeeeee
    @Eeeeeeebbbbbeeeee 5 лет назад +6302

    *two grown men in committed relationships laughing at the word “balls”*

    • @mcyqts474
      @mcyqts474 5 лет назад +21

      I’m gonna be the first reply, nice comment

    • @spicyvro
      @spicyvro 5 лет назад +2

      Minty Gacha ok

    • @jadec1828
      @jadec1828 5 лет назад +5

      spicy ok

    • @lil_cheef123
      @lil_cheef123 Год назад +26

      That is a real friendship

    • @TheRealMarriott
      @TheRealMarriott Год назад +14

      That friendship is real

  • @mrsmaggiekoch
    @mrsmaggiekoch 3 года назад +3866

    Honestly I have PTSD, and I've been in a happy loving marriage for 4 years now, and we just welcomed a beautiful baby girl. But I still wake up sometimes screaming, crying, or hitting and am not aware of my surroundings. Because the trauma dosen't just go away. AND GUESS WHAT? Saying, "My heart goes out to you." to abuse victims and then treating abuse as a joke dosen't magically make it go away either.

    • @r.j.penfold
      @r.j.penfold 3 года назад +206

      I'm glad you're in a healthy relationship and I hope you're able to see a therapist to help work through and maybe lessen thr trauma a little.

    • @bootymuncherwebb7045
      @bootymuncherwebb7045 3 года назад +8

      IM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS IM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS IM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS IM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS IM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS IM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS IM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS IM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS IM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS IM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS IM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS IM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS IM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS IM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS IM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS IM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS IM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS IM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS IM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS IM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS IM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS IM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS

    • @mrsmaggiekoch
      @mrsmaggiekoch 3 года назад +152

      @@r.j.penfold Thank you! And yes, therapy is wonderful, and I encourage everyone who is working through issues to seek help like I did.

    • @siobhanjune
      @siobhanjune 2 года назад

      @@bootymuncherwebb7045 that’s paranoia, idiot. not ptsd

    • @floridamanreal
      @floridamanreal 2 года назад +92

      wow that sounds really rough im sorry :( but congrats on the baby! i hope things get better for you even by a little each day :)

  • @joesssaucey
    @joesssaucey 5 лет назад +11149

    “My girlfriends always on her phone”
    Maybe- maybe because you glued it to her-

  • @jiannacom
    @jiannacom 5 лет назад +19849

    Kurtis: " He acts like he's 12"
    Also Kurtis: *laughs at the word balls*

  • @yes-iz9ek
    @yes-iz9ek 5 лет назад +14469

    “And if you’ve been in abusive relationship, make sure to LEAVE A LIKE” - ballsman

    • @apparentlythisismynewschoo1567
      @apparentlythisismynewschoo1567 5 лет назад +106

      Heck yeah dude

    • @percyperanamus7432
      @percyperanamus7432 5 лет назад +236

      like a parody of a black mirror episode

    • @emerald_sky7039
      @emerald_sky7039 5 лет назад +52

      Like baiting people who have been in abusive relationships is not cool dude

    • @sbkoro
      @sbkoro 5 лет назад +12

      @@emerald_sky7039 it's a joke nigga shut up

    • @xavibefartin
      @xavibefartin 5 лет назад +51

      spoopy scary skeletons the boss doubt ur black but alright pissy pamper

  • @Ellp0x1
    @Ellp0x1 3 года назад +4489

    As a survivor of severe abusive relationshipS (plural) I am so disgusted by this. I have been dealing with a shit load of PTSD and the first thing I can say is that I don't think the contents of the videos is what took me off guard (it sure did, but not enough to awaken a form of fight or flight) but rather the lack of knowledge and empathy that is shown towards survivors. Setting a milestone for other couple vloggers to make these videos and therefore creating a chain is also my biggest problem with this.
    As youtube goes, taking insipiration or straight up copying popular videos I am worried of the amount of money the whole "Abusive relationship prank" branch has made as a whole.
    Please, for anyone watching this wanting to help: donate to a trustable charrity to help people who have been through the hell that it is, and to recover aswell. If you know of a friend or family going through this: don't be afraid to speak up. Domestic violence is something that is way too common.
    And to everyone who had survived like me, you are STRONG and you are SO MUCH MORE WORTH then what you were told you were! Stay nice in the response section, and also remember: physical violence isn't always the definition of an abusive relationship.

    • @heatherbland4551
      @heatherbland4551 3 года назад +85

      100% agree with this. Hope you are doing as well as you can. sending love :)

    • @dotdotdot...176
      @dotdotdot...176 3 года назад +15

      🥺

    • @PossiblyAlena
      @PossiblyAlena 3 года назад +70

      That last sentence. Like all of the sentences too but 👏that 👏last 👏sentence

    • @kaylakrey
      @kaylakrey 3 года назад +36

      I'm really sorry you (and anyone else whose experienced this) had to go through that, it's really upsetting to see people make videos about abuse like this use it not to raise awareness or anything to let people know how serious it is and not show empathy towards survivors, and I totally agree with your comment. I hope everything is going well, all the best of luck💕

    • @iatemyeyebrows
      @iatemyeyebrows 3 года назад +11

      i have a question. how do I get my friend out of an abusive relationship while making sure they won't get hurt?

  • @brandymelvillebby
    @brandymelvillebby 5 лет назад +6527

    "We both love our wives, and we HATE yours" LMAO wholesome men I love it

    • @kylethegoblin6597
      @kylethegoblin6597 4 года назад +71

      Wholesome Men no they are not men they are just Wholesome they have A S C E N D E D gender and race and even being human

    • @stanloona8733
      @stanloona8733 4 года назад +6

      Carol Pretzel HAHA YESS OR NATE WAIT NO THATS GENDER

    • @kurzler
      @kurzler 4 года назад +22

      THERE'S ONLY ONE RACE, IT'S NERF OR NOTHING

    • @immortalsun
      @immortalsun 3 года назад +1

      Is Kurtis really married? Doesn’t seem like the type.

    • @sophia.aquino.
      @sophia.aquino. 3 года назад +3

      @@immortalsun lmfao no hes not. he has been in a relationship for over 5 years tho

  • @YamiBlake
    @YamiBlake 4 года назад +9536

    Canadians being mean: "On a personal level, it's too much orange for me"

    • @jettski3391
      @jettski3391 4 года назад +96

      It's too orange for his former president too😂😭

    • @aswespeakI65
      @aswespeakI65 4 года назад +189

      @@jettski3391 he is Canadian

    • @heavenonearth3316
      @heavenonearth3316 3 года назад +148

      As a Canadian this is correct as long as you are not a teen/kid. Kids are mean universally.

    • @twtzy8113
      @twtzy8113 3 года назад +9

      I am embarrassed to be the same nationality as him 😔

    • @Spookydooky06
      @Spookydooky06 3 года назад +3

      @@twtzy8113 wHaT who Kurtis?

  • @grey_offline64
    @grey_offline64 4 года назад +5313

    They sound like dads at a barbecue every time they laugh

  • @evabible9770
    @evabible9770 Год назад +416

    Kurtis: “we’re not here to make fun of his appearance”
    Jacob: “correction: YOU’RE not here to make fun of his appearance”

  • @remyfoeller3599
    @remyfoeller3599 4 года назад +4371

    My aunt and uncle's last name is Ball. Together, they are the Balls.

  • @Ghost-wy3iw
    @Ghost-wy3iw 5 лет назад +3468

    It’s like James Charles and jake Paul had an very orange child

    • @uptown_rat_405
      @uptown_rat_405 5 лет назад +207

      Trump must have slipped in

    • @blkbarbie2671
      @blkbarbie2671 5 лет назад +79

      More like a threesome with annoying orangs

    • @nyct1b1us
      @nyct1b1us 5 лет назад +24

      @@blkbarbie2671 my mind is cursed ty

    • @mistersamman8899
      @mistersamman8899 5 лет назад +12

      I actually almost threw up.

    • @Raven-wq4li
      @Raven-wq4li 5 лет назад +15

      i never thought this was possible but i think he might be more orange than trump

  • @honeybeex5564
    @honeybeex5564 4 года назад +22225

    i like it when jacob laughs so loudly that the audio goes deep fried for a second

  • @thrownawaytubes
    @thrownawaytubes 3 года назад +911

    I love that they lost all will to be nice about Sebastian once they saw the domestic abuse prank 💀

    • @BoxOfToasters
      @BoxOfToasters 9 месяцев назад +19

      I mean what did you expect💀

  • @countravioli69
    @countravioli69 5 лет назад +10791

    Watching them laugh at “balls” like middle schoolers is the highlight of my week.

    • @katherinetripp6802
      @katherinetripp6802 4 года назад +157

      Laughing with them laugh at “balls” like middle schoolers is the highlight of my week.

    • @softphroggy6248
      @softphroggy6248 4 года назад +37

      its so cute

    • @immortalsun
      @immortalsun 3 года назад +2

      Balls Vlog

    • @bigdaddytruck3647
      @bigdaddytruck3647 Год назад +10

      Ngl me and my friend lmao

    • @sarahwithanh4272
      @sarahwithanh4272 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@bigdaddytruck3647 same 😭 were juniors in hs and the word “balls” is peak comedy lmao

  • @torizzle_14
    @torizzle_14 5 лет назад +12349

    Two children laughing at the word “balls” for twenty minutes.

  • @sbridge7556
    @sbridge7556 5 лет назад +4460

    My dude walking around looking like a blushing dorito

    • @amanoyukiteru9401
      @amanoyukiteru9401 5 лет назад +56

      He be looking like season five Coco Montrese

    • @anyalaASMR
      @anyalaASMR 5 лет назад +2

      amano yukiteru He be lookin like Cocoa*

    • @lizpowell1770
      @lizpowell1770 5 лет назад +4

      Some girl from Canada don’t even im dead 😭😭

    • @arsonvamp
      @arsonvamp 5 лет назад +15

      amano yukiteru GIRL LOOK HOW ORANGE YOU FUCKIN LOOK GIRL

    • @pigeon842
      @pigeon842 5 лет назад

      @@arsonvamp 💀💀💀😭😭

  • @augustsaccharine2878
    @augustsaccharine2878 3 года назад +11650

    honestly kind of obvious that the only reason sebastian stopped the "abuse" prank is that he realized he was about to get his ass kicked.

    • @froggerswamp
      @froggerswamp 3 года назад +364

      I would have kicked his ass harder if i realized it was a prank

    • @lucialanczova1315
      @lucialanczova1315 3 года назад +147

      @@froggerswamp with an addition of recommending him some therapist

    • @rowan.
      @rowan. 3 года назад +823

      Imagine thinking your friend is abusing his gf and then he tells you it's just a prank. I would be so fucking mad. I'd kick him out of my apartment and just block him on everything and never contact him again.

    • @Ovasiig
      @Ovasiig 3 года назад +47

      I’d have still beat his ass. Woulda told me “naw you guys it’s just a prank” and just instantly start swinging on him.

    • @shell9918
      @shell9918 3 года назад +197

      pretty obvious they were all on it

  • @dummydee4671
    @dummydee4671 2 года назад +483

    Most people in an abusive relationship don't even realize they are in one so just saying "call this number if you're abused haha" isn't enough. It's actually worse. As someone who was in a relationship like that it's fucked up. If they wanna show their support they should take that shit down it's gross.

    • @lil_cheef123
      @lil_cheef123 Год назад +3

      Yeah, the Susan Powell case is an example of this

    • @maddieb.4282
      @maddieb.4282 Год назад +3

      ⁠@@lil_cheef123uh what? She absolutely knew the relationship was abusive. She even made that video cataloguing her belongings where she said if anything happened to her it was Josh. And she said that kind of thing multiple times

    • @lil_cheef123
      @lil_cheef123 Год назад +4

      @@maddieb.4282 she didn't realize that until about a year before she disappeared

  • @magpie7938
    @magpie7938 5 лет назад +5350

    so annoyed about his domestic abuse “prank”

    • @psychomanatee3459
      @psychomanatee3459 5 лет назад +183

      You put the quotation marks in the wrong place: his domestic abuse "prank"

    • @abbymills387
      @abbymills387 5 лет назад +112

      their reaction of being pissed warmed my heart tho

    • @emmaree9581
      @emmaree9581 5 лет назад +39

      magpies
      Omg yeahhh. Like has he never learned human decency?

    • @LPSB272
      @LPSB272 5 лет назад +27

      Why would he even make that video

    • @millennialsrtakenova5056
      @millennialsrtakenova5056 5 лет назад +71

      It’s not funny, not cute. It’s not trendy. That’s fucked up. They shouldn’t normalize that

  • @noelkathleenx
    @noelkathleenx 5 лет назад +6143

    “Today we are going to pretend to be in an abusive relationship” me: excuse me wh-

    • @tessarae9127
      @tessarae9127 5 лет назад +229

      It disturbs me too because the relationship is clearly ACTUALLY toxic even if it's not overt abuse the covert emotional abuse is questionable, and poking fun at that makes it harder to put words to that if the girl ever gets to a place where she's had enough of the crap...

    • @rileypienkowski3404
      @rileypienkowski3404 5 лет назад +68

      Tessa Rae girl the relationship is fully fake. It’s all for the publicity it’s not that serioud

    • @officert5147
      @officert5147 5 лет назад +34

      Oh my god I hadn't seen the whole video yet and I thought you were joking but he actually says this oml

    • @danielh9403
      @danielh9403 5 лет назад

      Noel Kathleen wow you had the same reaction as every one else that watched that's crazy thanks for commenting that.

    • @fadeuhhway
      @fadeuhhway 5 лет назад +1

      @@officert5147 wait where did he say it?

  • @milotheangel9756
    @milotheangel9756 5 лет назад +5804

    I don’t know what’s worse, the fact that they did a “prank” about domestic abuse.. or that they think slapping someone makes them bleed

    • @laurenskee88
      @laurenskee88 5 лет назад +141

      sometimes it does 😭

    • @lizpowell1770
      @lizpowell1770 4 года назад +17

      Milo The Angel true tho😭

    • @unlacedshoe3696
      @unlacedshoe3696 4 года назад +8

      Both

    • @isvvc7394
      @isvvc7394 4 года назад +11

      Milo The Angel definitely the domestic abuse prank... that should be obvious...

    • @isvvc7394
      @isvvc7394 4 года назад +1

      loveutill theendoftimes ikr

  • @aliayah888
    @aliayah888 3 года назад +378

    People downplaying how serious a abusive relationship actually is just breaks my heart. I wish my abuse was a prank. Being belittled, thrown around and slapped over and over to to ground. The severe amount abuse I went through caused physical injuries that will affect me for the rest of my life. Abuse is no fucking joke and shit like those prank videos are one of the many reasons why domestic abuse doesn't get the attention it needs. Thank you for talking about this

    • @jamieplanes4896
      @jamieplanes4896 3 года назад +9

      Ya

    • @Larsen_illustrations
      @Larsen_illustrations 7 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@miggle27they're just agreeing, trust me there's so soo much worse things to comment

    • @Larsen_illustrations
      @Larsen_illustrations 7 месяцев назад +3

      Honestly i feel like these videos will only normalize abuse, i just can't help but be scared someone is gonna hide their abuse by calling it a prank

  • @hayden8172
    @hayden8172 4 года назад +6878

    dude I thought he was gonna say “if you’ve ever been in an abusive relationship, like this video”

    • @alexisd6106
      @alexisd6106 4 года назад +350

      I wouldn't be surprised

    • @Sunny-zm9wr
      @Sunny-zm9wr 4 года назад +632

      "shout out to people dealing with abuse"

    • @Adambobadam
      @Adambobadam 3 года назад +254

      Smash that subscribe button turn on those notifications to become part of the balls army

    • @socialnorm3295
      @socialnorm3295 3 года назад +109

      @@Sunny-zm9wrsubscribe if you’ve been harassed!

    • @mynameishappy3591
      @mynameishappy3591 3 года назад +111

      @@socialnorm3295 “hit the bell if you’ve been assaulted!”

  • @74661t
    @74661t 5 лет назад +6382

    he’s so brave putting his eyebrows out there like that where everyone can see them

    • @mypandawilleatyou38
      @mypandawilleatyou38 5 лет назад +154

      Those aren’t his eyebrows, he stole them

    • @MsRabblerouser
      @MsRabblerouser 5 лет назад +36

      He really be out here looking like that

    • @un4nswered
      @un4nswered 5 лет назад +45

      really brave of him to look like that

    • @planetz8559
      @planetz8559 4 года назад +6

      he has eyebrows??

    • @brie2729
      @brie2729 4 года назад

      lmao yes

  • @artemis5608
    @artemis5608 4 года назад +7165

    Guys wearing makeup is honestly great, it's just that he's really bad at it. Also, shouldn't be fake tanning like that if you're worried about acne. It's gonna do the opposite of what he wants

    • @Natalie-rr7db
      @Natalie-rr7db 4 года назад +380

      True. The best thing to do is get a good skin care routine and care for your skin.

    • @normalhumanman3689
      @normalhumanman3689 4 года назад +46

      Preach

    • @limner123
      @limner123 4 года назад +123

      I was gonna say, his difficulty with tanning (or bad concealer color matching) isn't the worst thing about his makeup. He should get better.

    • @pearliee
      @pearliee 4 года назад +44

      there's no wrong way to do make up but his appearance is not whats shitty about him

    • @sebastianuglyrat
      @sebastianuglyrat 4 года назад +5

      I’ll get better

  • @aceofspades9401
    @aceofspades9401 3 года назад +269

    Nothing brings a smile to my face quite like two adult men laughing so hard at the word ‘balls’ that the microphone peaks harder than Mr. Balls himself did in middle school

  • @lj.853
    @lj.853 4 года назад +14505

    Kurtis: "we are not making fun of his appearance today."
    Jacob: * immediately roasts his appearance *

    • @savedtheworld6755
      @savedtheworld6755 4 года назад +34

      Hey Greg man

    • @frostyyy3762
      @frostyyy3762 4 года назад +17

      Whoop Dee Doo Basil that’s the joke....

    • @elle-mn3mt
      @elle-mn3mt 4 года назад +29

      ah, a fellow greg. hello good sir

    • @coolbeanz1070
      @coolbeanz1070 4 года назад +4

      I love your profile pic buddy

    • @lorikosche
      @lorikosche 4 года назад +2

      your name- do you watch tom harlock by any chance? :)

  • @snigdha2554
    @snigdha2554 5 лет назад +25076

    When Kurtis cracks a joke, he's not just laughing at the comedy of it, he's also so delighted that it makes his friend laugh. It's the purest shit ever.

    • @jnnyy4559
      @jnnyy4559 5 лет назад +250

      @@patriciamoore4151 BRUH💀

    • @MaxiRaindrop32
      @MaxiRaindrop32 5 лет назад +624

      Legit the way he looks at his collab friends is so wholesome

    • @dilruba6955
      @dilruba6955 5 лет назад +74

      this is so sweet :')

    • @coleminor00
      @coleminor00 5 лет назад +1

      Cring

    • @reoij
      @reoij 5 лет назад +39

      @@patriciamoore4151 wOAh there friend you might need to slow down

  • @maries7470
    @maries7470 4 года назад +4229

    "this shirt needs a tan" made me laugh uncontrollably

    • @xubs5919
      @xubs5919 4 года назад +72

      and the Tan France one right after, I wheezed

    • @benjiiss
      @benjiiss 4 года назад +2

      All of this video made me laugh xD

    • @idkdontaskme9491
      @idkdontaskme9491 4 года назад

      Sane

  • @caipiranha4714
    @caipiranha4714 Год назад +118

    The Tan from Queer Eye joke gets me every time omfg the way he says "Your name is *what* " I cannot

  • @meganm4304
    @meganm4304 5 лет назад +3700

    they’re like a normal couple, but if you turned the saturation up to 100

    • @scarrro2578
      @scarrro2578 5 лет назад +117

      megan mckelvey their brains must be saturated too.

    • @betafreud
      @betafreud 5 лет назад +57

      are you talking about sebastion and lauren, or kurtis and jacob

    • @MintyMinds
      @MintyMinds 5 лет назад +17

      @@betafreud both
      Jk Sebastian and Lauren

    • @r0yaljunkie
      @r0yaljunkie 5 лет назад +2

      and the insanity up to 100

    • @epushzp
      @epushzp 5 лет назад

      alittletooliteralleah THIS

  • @evereid23
    @evereid23 5 лет назад +3184

    Sebastian balls sounds like he’s doing a really bad Kermit impression when he speaks

  • @katelyndastrup6855
    @katelyndastrup6855 2 года назад +102

    Bro I just KNOW I wasn’t the only one who got chills with the “sebastian stop” and it wasn’t the good kind of chills. I haven’t been in an abusive relationship with a bf but I’ve heard my siblings say that too many time that it honestly scared tf outta and made my heart drop.

  • @pleasesetmeonfire1166
    @pleasesetmeonfire1166 3 года назад +13072

    The chemistry between these two is absolutely phenomenal

    • @GA_131
      @GA_131 3 года назад +316

      They have more chemistry than my actual chemistry class

    • @user-ji9if5gh2p
      @user-ji9if5gh2p 3 года назад +16

      agree

    • @chippy2023
      @chippy2023 3 года назад +7

      Neat profile picture. :3

    • @sm1purplmurderedme583
      @sm1purplmurderedme583 3 года назад +25

      kurtis and sebastian 😏

    • @Dethamaranth
      @Dethamaranth 3 года назад +50

      literally anything that they laugh about is instantly funny

  • @anastasia6455
    @anastasia6455 5 лет назад +14758

    Jacob looks like someone one who should have an australian accent

    • @vst77
      @vst77 5 лет назад +713

      As an Australian I couldn't agree more

    • @number1spongebobfan
      @number1spongebobfan 5 лет назад +450

      10/10 observation

    • @coolbeans483
      @coolbeans483 5 лет назад +404

      Legit expected him to be Aussie.

    • @Vanadiummmo
      @Vanadiummmo 5 лет назад +302

      how did you describe that so prefectly

    • @lia6462
      @lia6462 5 лет назад +44

      anastasia you mean an australian

  • @GoodVibes-nn6gb
    @GoodVibes-nn6gb 5 лет назад +29335

    God kurtis by himself has such calculated jokes and he’s so calm but the moment who’s with someone else he turns into a giggly mess and I love it

    • @Mal1ily
      @Mal1ily 5 лет назад +237

      ME TOO 😂

    • @morganmarsh1276
      @morganmarsh1276 5 лет назад +767

      and i love how he calls everyone his good buddy

    • @strwberryii
      @strwberryii 5 лет назад +367

      and then laugh along with him shshsh it's kinda contagious 😂

    • @abbymay6307
      @abbymay6307 5 лет назад +112

      Morgan Marsh just Canadian tings

    • @alaasusername
      @alaasusername 5 лет назад +70

      Kurtis is me and I am Kurtis

  • @littlecryptids
    @littlecryptids 2 года назад +265

    “we are not making fun of his appearance today” *makes fun of his appearance today* GETS ME EVERY FUCKING TIME ITS SO FUNNY

  • @strangend
    @strangend 4 года назад +16995

    “your name is 𝑾 𝑯 𝑨 𝑻 🗿” hits without fail every goddamn time

    • @gapliel
      @gapliel 4 года назад +324

      i come back to this video for it

    • @Threebuges
      @Threebuges 4 года назад +27

      Sammmeeee

    • @kyfitch4453
      @kyfitch4453 4 года назад +41

      timestamp?

    • @Threebuges
      @Threebuges 4 года назад +183

      @@kyfitch4453 8:10

    • @morcoroni
      @morcoroni 4 года назад +441

      THE AUDIO FRYING AND EVERYTHING LOL AND HIS FACE IS DEADASS “🗿”

  • @zane9903
    @zane9903 5 лет назад +19701

    every time that kurtis makes a joke he looks over at jacob to see if he’s laughing as well and it’s making my heart melt🥺🥺🥺

    • @summermorgan9836
      @summermorgan9836 5 лет назад +499

      Zane Kohler I NOTICED THAT TOO OMG 😭😭😭 so precious 🥺🥰

    • @brookejones9618
      @brookejones9618 5 лет назад +862

      he does that in other videos too like his collabs w drew and danny it's adorable

    • @hoomhoom9835
      @hoomhoom9835 5 лет назад +437

      And he's always laughing along

    • @lableurose1747
      @lableurose1747 5 лет назад +45

      Zane Kohler basically Noel with Kody

    • @Emu19
      @Emu19 5 лет назад +141

      Basically anyone who has a friend they like laughing with. Idk what's so special about a RUclipsr doing it, even if it is Kurtis XDD

  • @izzycoppolino7369
    @izzycoppolino7369 5 лет назад +4452

    i just noticed in the same video he made pretending to literally abuse his gf he used the audio of a chris brown song.....yikes.......

    • @katewolf5299
      @katewolf5299 4 года назад +141

      He’s just the brightest guy, am I right?!
      No, I’m not. 😬

    • @ona512
      @ona512 4 года назад +160

      I mean at least the joke there is "chris brown is a serial abuser and that's the only notable thing about him now"

    • @meghanhixon3241
      @meghanhixon3241 4 года назад +45

      @@ona512 i need that on a t-shirt ASAP

    • @celestiallemon1555
      @celestiallemon1555 4 года назад +66

      Kate Wolf I think he actually is pretty bright, it’s easier to stare at the sun than his fake tanned face 😂

    • @katewolf5299
      @katewolf5299 4 года назад +16

      Celestial Lemon
      That’s a very good point my friend. He is bright in many ways. 🌞

  • @Beebeebombie
    @Beebeebombie 3 года назад +180

    6:49
    "I GOT YOU"
    "Who's Jessica? Are you cheating on me?"
    "Don't spray paint my car..."
    LMAO

  • @kurtisstoleyourgender9620
    @kurtisstoleyourgender9620 5 лет назад +5979

    when u said “harry” and he didnt appreciated ur joke i laughed so hard.

    • @erikdaniels0n
      @erikdaniels0n 5 лет назад +284

      N O T F U N N Y. D I D N ‘ T L A U G H

    • @rinshinn9161
      @rinshinn9161 5 лет назад +131

      Me too, my dad asked what was so funny and all I could say was “so this really LIKE REALLY tan guy- actually nvm you wouldn’t get it”

    • @juvia3992
      @juvia3992 5 лет назад +52

      Harry Balls

    • @bethm5852
      @bethm5852 5 лет назад +64

      My dad no joke knew a guy named Harry Ball. Yikes.

    • @megandanjou3298
      @megandanjou3298 3 года назад +33

      @@bethm5852 his parents hated him

  • @itsthatkatt-og
    @itsthatkatt-og 4 года назад +19343

    I was wondering why Jacob was so funny, turns out his parents are divorced.

    • @justdaisy5564
      @justdaisy5564 4 года назад +534

      Anakin Skywalker the chosen one has spoken

    • @diosol_
      @diosol_ 4 года назад +409

      Ms McYeeterston ahhh childhood trauma

    • @dianacarson
      @dianacarson 4 года назад +294

      ah yes,Chandler bing.

    • @bee-bf8vn
      @bee-bf8vn 4 года назад +34

      @@dianacarson i was just about to say that ! xD

    • @khezya9491
      @khezya9491 4 года назад +18

      WTF SHEJWHWHIW💀💀

  • @hellobubble
    @hellobubble 5 лет назад +2079

    Why does this dude look like the only thing that should be coming out of his mouth is "Manchester girl, don't hate me"

    • @mairéad-v2g
      @mairéad-v2g 5 лет назад +14

      LMAO

    • @gabrielvilla6274
      @gabrielvilla6274 5 лет назад +2

      hellobubble why is everyone roasting the guy

    • @taraxo7234
      @taraxo7234 5 лет назад

      hellobubble 💀😂

    • @beandlunt
      @beandlunt 5 лет назад +7

      wait underrated comment this is the funniest thing ives ever seen

    • @caitlinelliott517
      @caitlinelliott517 5 лет назад +21

      ‘Imma Manchester gal don’t hate me that girls next man wanna date me, wanna take me to Maccies and that because their girlfriend is a little rat, but too many boys are little man-slags they’re man-slags tryna get their dick in ma pants that’s banter, yeah fuck that shit..’ looking ass

  • @echanwhitcomb502
    @echanwhitcomb502 2 года назад +104

    I like how Jacobs laugh maxes out the mic. It makes every joke so much funnier

  • @audreymcneal
    @audreymcneal 5 лет назад +2854

    He DID NOT SAY “it’s so hot in LA, all the fires”. He DID NOT

  • @irljohnnyjoestar
    @irljohnnyjoestar 5 лет назад +6158

    i love how they avoided the super obvious easy joke most people make about questioning sebastians sexuality. they’re seriously criticizing them for their bad content and behavior in a funny and entertaining way. i love them

    • @ahagqgwvisn9879
      @ahagqgwvisn9879 4 года назад +15

      liz ! Same dude

    • @primrosett
      @primrosett 4 года назад +916

      Not a single crack at her because of her weight either. They sincerely critique their behaviour without shaming them about themselves and that's really cool. Makes me feel like a really proud member of Kurtistown.

    • @nooriman5944
      @nooriman5944 4 года назад +220

      that weeb that likes nirvana
      That’s how things should be. Proud of Kurtistown.

    • @mich5665
      @mich5665 4 года назад +139

      by laughing at balls for twenty minutes :D

    • @Sam0veyou
      @Sam0veyou 4 года назад +29

      What does it matter sebastians sexuality it's no ones business and it's rude to make fun of someone for that thank you very much

  • @abbyrichardson1734
    @abbyrichardson1734 5 лет назад +3836

    These grown men laughing at “Sebastian Balls” is just the peak of comedy

    • @AshleyHeymans
      @AshleyHeymans 5 лет назад +21

      Abby Richardson honestly it’s so pure I love them

    • @sara_thegrape
      @sara_thegrape 5 лет назад +1

      Dame you got 1k in an hour

    • @robbingcars9140
      @robbingcars9140 5 лет назад +9

      Kurtis: comedy is so bad and unoriginal these days.
      Also Kurtis: Hee hoo testicles

    • @rdjake1034
      @rdjake1034 5 лет назад +3

      Imagine being orange

    • @abbyrichardson1734
      @abbyrichardson1734 5 лет назад +1

      Sara Lili yeah sorry I’m famous

  • @vixotherealone8737
    @vixotherealone8737 Год назад +95

    14:30 i fr thought he was gonna say ,,And if you have ever been in an abusive relationship smash like."

    • @Graaaaaah
      @Graaaaaah Год назад +3

      I thought the exact same thing! It was the way he said it

    • @stale_salt
      @stale_salt Год назад

      I wouldn't have been surprised at that point

  • @secondbestolive9724
    @secondbestolive9724 4 года назад +9803

    imagine having abusive parents and then seeing this and thinking its something to be normalized/laughed at

    • @oo_snail_oo1315
      @oo_snail_oo1315 3 года назад +532

      literally this video is why i use humor to cope with my situation. growing up everyone around me made edgy jokes all the time and i was like "ok im a 10 year old time to joke abt sewer slide so my dad will laugh at my jokes and love me"

    • @NylaTheWolf
      @NylaTheWolf 3 года назад +66

      I didn’t even consider that!

    • @NylaTheWolf
      @NylaTheWolf 3 года назад +158

      @@oo_snail_oo1315 I’m so sorry you’re going through that. Take care of yourself ❤️

    • @agereartist3763
      @agereartist3763 3 года назад +110

      I can't even tell you how horrible it feels. I was 5 and saw some of this stuff and it hurt like hell.

    • @basedhimejosi
      @basedhimejosi 3 года назад +215

      just when he pretended to slap her gf and the other vloggers heard it from inside triggered me cuz it reminded me how sometimes i woke up at night to heard by abusive father hitting my mute autistic sister in the other room

  • @annayt6824
    @annayt6824 4 года назад +4313

    *replace caption with: Two adult married men laughing about balls for 20 minuties straight*

  • @vinregret
    @vinregret 4 года назад +5474

    Did anyone else genuinely think balls was going to say "If you've ever been in an abusive relationship like this video🤡🤡"

    • @rickrickardson5483
      @rickrickardson5483 4 года назад +205

      I absolutely did 😭

    • @he.said.teenjiejer
      @he.said.teenjiejer 4 года назад +186

      I wouldn’t be surprised 💀

    • @burgerhouseinthehouse2079
      @burgerhouseinthehouse2079 4 года назад +229

      “LOOOOLLL XDDD LIKE THE VIDEO IF YOU HAVE EVER BEEN IN AN ABUSIVE RELATIONSHIP!!!!L11!!! ONE LIKE EQUALS ONE ABUSE XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD”
      -Seb Balls in another life

    • @letidona566
      @letidona566 4 года назад +10

      BurgerHouseintheHouse LMAOOOB

    • @Ricky_when_I_catch_you_Ricky2
      @Ricky_when_I_catch_you_Ricky2 4 года назад +4

      😂

  • @maverickREAL
    @maverickREAL 2 года назад +216

    Kurtis, Jacob, Danny, Drew and Jarvis Johnson are in the unique RUclips subcategory of "men who I'd trust with my drink"

  • @maddieh4882
    @maddieh4882 5 лет назад +5175

    the water tower in Kurtis Town is full of Respect Women Juice™️

    • @shawnee9502
      @shawnee9502 5 лет назад +32

      i love your profile pic :) stan maia

    • @koiuses
      @koiuses 5 лет назад +9

      camilla russo samee

    • @maddieh4882
      @maddieh4882 5 лет назад +12

      camilla russo aw thanks! my Spotify just exposed my Masquerade obsession so I’m felling seen

    • @thejsg3720
      @thejsg3720 5 лет назад +1

      That tm though

  • @aleandra3945
    @aleandra3945 5 лет назад +3826

    "My girlfriend is always on her phone, so I’m going to make her cry" I’m sorry..... *what the hell*

    • @petitebicon
      @petitebicon 5 лет назад +40

      Ale Andra boomer energy

    • @lil_cheef123
      @lil_cheef123 Год назад +8

      Dude, these videos make the kardasians seem almost real

  • @eptedicali_7171
    @eptedicali_7171 4 года назад +4791

    As a person who has experienced abuse, I find this extremely repulsive.
    It doesn't matter what type of abuse, IT IS NOT A THING TO JOKE ABOUT!
    Honestly disgusting.
    Edit: I am doing better now, still have to go to therapy tho

    • @abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz6375
      @abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz6375 4 года назад +147

      Exactly like you can't "prank" abusing people, it's still being an asshole.

    • @deceased.vampire
      @deceased.vampire 4 года назад +67

      im so sorry you went through that, i know it doesnt help but im genially
      sorry for the ab*se you went through

    • @user-ei4nw9ce3f
      @user-ei4nw9ce3f 4 года назад +34

      I’m so sorry that you went through that! I wish you all the best!! 💕

    • @sylviaalibrahimi291
      @sylviaalibrahimi291 4 года назад +18

      Agreed

    • @Lily-1175
      @Lily-1175 4 года назад +19

      I’m very sorry I haven’t experienced myself but it still makes me very uncomfortable to talk about, I’m very sensitive to other ppl so I hope your doing good 💖

  • @emilymondragon8948
    @emilymondragon8948 2 года назад +57

    so I got an ad at 12:42 about and like I have never laughed so God damn hard because the ad goes "crisis can happen unexpectedly.."

  • @lictxn
    @lictxn 4 года назад +17575

    Poor Jacob, he got brain cancer all because of Sebastian Skittles Hair Army Cas-Balls.

    • @TH4NKY0U
      @TH4NKY0U 4 года назад +1252

      i shouldn’t laugh i shouldn’t laugh i shouldn’t laugh i shouldn’t laugh i shouldn’t laugh

    • @lictxn
      @lictxn 4 года назад +55

      siolo lua lmaoo

    • @danielbartholomew4037
      @danielbartholomew4037 4 года назад +530

      @@TH4NKY0U It's ok he joked about it in his video with Kurtis yesterday

    • @apricotbreaux4369
      @apricotbreaux4369 4 года назад +44

      siolo lua I laffdeded 🥴🥴

    • @cassidy8548
      @cassidy8548 4 года назад +130

      sebastian skittles hair army ball

  • @drcommondrate12
    @drcommondrate12 4 года назад +1646

    Their acting has the same vibe with “what are you doing stepbrooo”

  • @beau9221
    @beau9221 5 лет назад +2840

    I’m not sorry for laughing at the ‘Harry balls’ joke

    • @yumemite
      @yumemite 5 лет назад +8

      X2 I just cry, like *CRY*

    • @sazo1st
      @sazo1st 5 лет назад +7

      Me neither dude, welcome to the resistance

    • @yumemite
      @yumemite 5 лет назад +4

      @@sazo1st Una mattina mi sono alzato o bella ciao, bella ciao, bella ciao, ciao, ciao una mattina mi sono azalto e ho trovato l'invasor I'm sorry I needed to do it 😂

    • @stupidnerdy4591
      @stupidnerdy4591 5 лет назад

      I did too dw lmao 🤣🤣🤣

    • @cheesywiggles8551
      @cheesywiggles8551 5 лет назад

      @@yumemite kakegurui 👀

  • @LuckyFoxLin
    @LuckyFoxLin 3 года назад +40

    Literally the moment they said, “it was a prank!” You could see their friends get upset even for a moment. My god, this was a disaster.

  • @onmyaveragejoesht507
    @onmyaveragejoesht507 5 лет назад +3335

    whenever kurtis does a collab their eyes are always so vacant while he does the extra greeting...

    • @MeeYeeWeeWee
      @MeeYeeWeeWee 5 лет назад +173

      Yeah but they did the ass clap which made up for it

    • @sydneyboyer9012
      @sydneyboyer9012 5 лет назад

      aye 100th like

    • @shlorbleflorbnad6927
      @shlorbleflorbnad6927 5 лет назад +28

      Don’t worry about it, he’s just having another one of his ‘nam flashbacks

    • @dolly606
      @dolly606 5 лет назад +21

      They must not be subscribed. They know it doesn't belong to them.

  • @asiaw3951
    @asiaw3951 5 лет назад +9904

    Let’s be honest... his friends are fake for not teaching him how to properly do his makeup😣

    • @justanotherhalloqueen
      @justanotherhalloqueen 5 лет назад +599

      That blush is a level of cringe on its own.

    • @mooshuroom
      @mooshuroom 5 лет назад +22

      Allison Frasheski exactly lol

    • @jamesonjohnson993
      @jamesonjohnson993 5 лет назад +16

      Men shouldn't wear makeup

    • @Heyyitsabby12
      @Heyyitsabby12 5 лет назад +601

      Jameson Johnson anyone can wear makeup 🤷‍♀️ get over yourself

    • @Whogiveafvck
      @Whogiveafvck 5 лет назад +269

      @@jamesonjohnson993 yes, they can if they want

  • @jessballs7063
    @jessballs7063 4 года назад +15500

    As someone who's last name is actually Balls, I feel personally attacked 😂

    • @useforspam2345
      @useforspam2345 4 года назад +3357

      Oh sis I'm so sorry

    • @user-vs5jg2bg3q
      @user-vs5jg2bg3q 4 года назад +1931

      if you have a son ya gotta name him harry, then when he asks why the hell you would do that to him “haha harry balls ya fuckin loser”

    • @ConsciousRobot
      @ConsciousRobot 4 года назад +411

      For real?

    • @zachlee3309
      @zachlee3309 4 года назад +2017

      I agree, and it’s a bonus if your son graduates top of his class, imagine a principal trying to keep their composure while saying “And the award goes to Harry balls”

    • @sharkimedes
      @sharkimedes 4 года назад +1326

      a moment of silence for jess balls

  • @abbey9337
    @abbey9337 Год назад +32

    My main problem w all “prank” vloggers is that they don’t use the number one rule of pranks, confuse don’t abuse and abuse is literally what these four are doing, so sad to see content creators who’s content is aimed at kids endorsing this kinda shit and only “regretting” it once they get backlash, we all know that these videos and the SA one would still be up and monetised if it weren’t for the hate they got

    • @Larsen_illustrations
      @Larsen_illustrations 7 месяцев назад +2

      They just see what's trending and don't bother thinking about how it'll affect anyone else, like normalizing abuse, these people don't need a RUclips platform they need to go to a media literacy and critical thinking class

  • @MotherEingana
    @MotherEingana 5 лет назад +3236

    I feel like Jacob NEEDS to know that when I was in high school, there was a girl named Flavour Balls.

    • @booty_hunter4207
      @booty_hunter4207 5 лет назад +293

      If your last name is balls and you name your kid anything to do with the body or mouth then you are 100% going to hell

    • @m.m9076
      @m.m9076 5 лет назад +51

      MotherEingana I have one question.
      *W H A T!?!?!?*

    • @LilyoftheLake14
      @LilyoftheLake14 5 лет назад +118

      Omg, poor soul. I bet Flavour gets hung up on a lot by pizza places, doctor's offices, and any customer service lines.

    • @kingayy9267
      @kingayy9267 5 лет назад +68

      Hopefully she forces a fake accent over one of the vowels
      Pronouncing it "bales" or "bahlce" or something
      Like people with the name Dumas
      Although that one's probably a legit "mis"pronunciation (Do-mozz)

    • @TobeEvans
      @TobeEvans 5 лет назад +53

      Bro her parents should be locked up for child abuse. That’s worse than anything.. you could ever do.

  • @khoulita38
    @khoulita38 5 лет назад +2037

    I love how proud Kurtis looks whenever one of his jokes makes Jacob laugh

    • @HartleiStansbury7
      @HartleiStansbury7 5 лет назад +15

      Kha Oula its like when you watch the office bloopers its the sweetest thing ever

  • @cau1471
    @cau1471 4 года назад +6825

    I think dudes acne is because hes clogging his pores will all that orange paint... I mean tanner...

    • @BlueberryCheesecake8
      @BlueberryCheesecake8 4 года назад +336

      Ikr! I'm sure he can afford a good dermatologist. My friend has terrible acne and she needs to buy special expensive creams and pills for it and she's not a millionaire tik toker

    • @kinkanalchemist
      @kinkanalchemist 4 года назад +43

      I thought the same thing

    • @he.said.teenjiejer
      @he.said.teenjiejer 4 года назад +15

      Tbh probably

    • @disneydisney1490
      @disneydisney1490 4 года назад +13

      bibliophilianApologist he said he’s been going to treatment for years and his grandma is a dermatologist but it doesn’t work

    • @cau1471
      @cau1471 4 года назад +147

      @@disneydisney1490 probably because he insists on painting himself orange everyday and plasters makeup on.
      I have bad breakouts. I'm a girl who wears makeup. You know what helped my acne and stopped me breaking out? Washing my face 2 times a day, taking off my makeup before bed, and giving my skin breaks aka not wearing makeup if I don't have to go out.
      He probably also doesn't eat very well. I'd assume fast food, mostly unhealthy snacks. If you're not getting the right nutrition, or drinking enough water, you're more prone to break out.
      He's doing it to himself and then when someone points out how orange he is, he pulls out 'oh I'm insecure about my acne' but putting fake tan over acne? Yeah thats gonna cause more acne, and it's gonna be more painful that usual.

  • @velvetskies4661
    @velvetskies4661 2 года назад +53

    him saying his heart goes out to us abuse survivors really tickled my pickle and made this soooo much better!! thanks mr. balls!!

  • @elij1130
    @elij1130 5 лет назад +3183

    When Kurtis laughed and the alarm sounded, I died a little on the inside.

    • @gwolfe97
      @gwolfe97 5 лет назад +25

      I would say same but I'm already 100% dead on the inside

    • @shivaniisshook
      @shivaniisshook 5 лет назад +10

      @@gwolfe97 oh my god can i just take a moment to appreciate how much that resonates with how i feel inside almost all the time...

    • @KelleeNotKelly
      @KelleeNotKelly 5 лет назад +19

      Every time he does that it startles me because I think my alarm is going off

    • @daisybell9593
      @daisybell9593 5 лет назад +11

      I actually have a mini heart attack everytime I hear that alarm

    • @sweetestaphrodite
      @sweetestaphrodite 5 лет назад +6

      EVERY TIME that sound is included I get a very short panic attack.

  • @DaniChrisJTTV
    @DaniChrisJTTV 5 лет назад +3508

    “Sebastian you just hit me”
    “You’re the one bleeding”

  • @werenostrangerstoloooove
    @werenostrangerstoloooove 4 года назад +2498

    Look at the hood, this girl spray painted the words “middle finger” on his car

    • @emgale4688
      @emgale4688 4 года назад +61

      OMG BAHAHAH

    • @ch3wt0y
      @ch3wt0y 4 года назад +17

      DHAKALAJJDJAKSNAL

    • @gingersnap189
      @gingersnap189 4 года назад +171

      She’s a writer not an artist!

    • @AmyAberrant
      @AmyAberrant 4 года назад +232

      You just know he told her to spray a middle finger on the car and she got confused by the instructions 😅

    • @ashleewhittlesey7874
      @ashleewhittlesey7874 4 года назад +9

      @@AmyAberrant lol omg

  • @bbethb
    @bbethb Месяц назад +4

    “if youve ever been in an abusive relationship my heart goes out to you 🥺”
    *proceeds to be completely insensitive to victims*

  • @tessalynch3265
    @tessalynch3265 4 года назад +3093

    What if the clap at the beginning wasn’t their hips hitting each other, but really that the impact of their hips hitting each other made their booties clap

    • @cassualtea2040
      @cassualtea2040 4 года назад +179

      I dont know how to feel about this

    • @planetz8559
      @planetz8559 4 года назад +119

      @@cassualtea2040 attracted

    • @cassualtea2040
      @cassualtea2040 4 года назад +81

      @@planetz8559 Im convinced

    • @Whogiveafvck
      @Whogiveafvck 4 года назад +40

      Why did you make me read such thing?

    • @RacRacoon
      @RacRacoon 4 года назад +8

      DEEP.

  • @erinhemby1450
    @erinhemby1450 5 лет назад +2414

    Why does Sebastian sound like he’s gonna throw up a frog every time he talks

    • @ju_yeon_jun
      @ju_yeon_jun 5 лет назад +8

      LMFAOOO

    • @celesteyoung5430
      @celesteyoung5430 5 лет назад +11

      I can’t stop laughing this really did it for me

    • @ives6622
      @ives6622 4 года назад +10

      I thought this was a joke and was waiting for the punchline

    • @gamesunlimitedgames
      @gamesunlimitedgames 4 года назад +1

      i have no idea why this is so accurate. he also kinda sounds like hes trying to do an impression of the kool aid man but still sound like a girl

    • @simone635
      @simone635 4 года назад

      AHHAHAAHHAHA

  • @bingus.boingus
    @bingus.boingus 3 года назад +8794

    8:07
    Kurtis: "Your name is WHAT?"
    Jacob: **demonic screech**

    • @katetonkin2779
      @katetonkin2779 3 года назад +336

      Thank you for drawing my attention to this I would tattoo it on my eardrums

    • @benzulli37
      @benzulli37 3 года назад +217

      I was wondering if anyone noticed lmao it was so loud

    • @kattozilla74
      @kattozilla74 3 года назад +175

      EXACTLY LIKE WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT NOISE

    • @jordanholloway265
      @jordanholloway265 3 года назад +114

      I WAS HOLLERING

    • @entrapta101
      @entrapta101 3 года назад +95

      YES THAT WAS MY FAVORITE MOMENT

  • @emely5405
    @emely5405 2 года назад +9

    I just love how happy Kurtis looks when he makes Jacob laugh, he’s always looking at him to see if he’s laughing awwww

  • @bloxygigi7736
    @bloxygigi7736 5 лет назад +3746

    Let’s face it he’s low key addicted to tik tok, there’s no saving him now y’all.

    • @moonsmin
      @moonsmin 5 лет назад +32

      "lowkey"

    • @user-ow1ly2bs1e
      @user-ow1ly2bs1e 5 лет назад

      I was the 999th like so I’m giving whoever likes next the 1 thousandth like

    • @tinakushner1758
      @tinakushner1758 5 лет назад +9

      "Y'all"? YEE YEE

    • @enxo3995
      @enxo3995 5 лет назад

      He's one of the top tiktoks for his Danielle Cohn parody lol he makes tiktoks frequently too

    • @mollyhudelson9860
      @mollyhudelson9860 5 лет назад +1

      nothing lowkey about it

  • @hannahkasnoff
    @hannahkasnoff 5 лет назад +929

    *i thought he was gonna say “so if you’ve ever been in an abusive relationship be sure to SMASH that subscribe button”*

    • @pictonomii3295
      @pictonomii3295 5 лет назад +55

      "Smash that subscribe button just like your partner smashed your face!"/s

  • @ChloAlexandra19
    @ChloAlexandra19 4 года назад +3884

    If his reason for the tan is acne, he should honestly try not wearing tan for a while. His pores will be so unbelievably clogged under that. It needs to breathe, good skin care, and makeup with good ingredients. I get acne - it sucks. I have 3 big cysts on my forehead alone right now and they hurt like hell. But if I were to tan like that, I’d be breaking out like mad.

    • @magaliebatterie3148
      @magaliebatterie3148 4 года назад +85

      Have you tried putting something cold on your forehaed, it numb the pain a little and it help with the swelling

    • @aristogatos1o1
      @aristogatos1o1 4 года назад +141

      Bare minimum he needs non-comedogenic makeup or good makeup remover

    • @ChloAlexandra19
      @ChloAlexandra19 4 года назад +58

      Magalie Batterie yep, sometimes I need to apply ice to help numb the bad ones so I can sleep

    • @ChloAlexandra19
      @ChloAlexandra19 4 года назад +15

      K. Thank you! I shampooed it but never bothered with conditioner. And I loved how it looked & felt. I want to do it again soon :)

    • @stacysaurusrex
      @stacysaurusrex 4 года назад +17

      Makes sense tanning lotion would contribute to acne, sorry to hear you're going thru that!

  • @dolphin8397
    @dolphin8397 Год назад +25

    Jacob seems so cool, I sure hope nothing bad happens to him after/because of this video😊

  • @andrewharris8461
    @andrewharris8461 3 года назад +3948

    I just woke up from a dream where Sebastian Balls kidnapped me and when I escaped he came after me with a scalpel. I blame you two for this.

    • @thatonekpopmultistan6486
      @thatonekpopmultistan6486 3 года назад +104

      I- are you ok now?

    • @unicorniorhian
      @unicorniorhian 3 года назад +19

      Omg! 😳😳😳

    • @nebula541
      @nebula541 3 года назад +55

      this has me rolling 💀✋

    • @MusicKat217
      @MusicKat217 3 года назад +23

      OMG SBSJSKSKSKSK IM CRYING. THAT IS HORRIBLE-

    • @dontcare6863
      @dontcare6863 3 года назад +70

      i had a dream about lil nas x coming into my apartment through his flying car to tell me how much he hates me lol

  • @poppy_fl00wer90
    @poppy_fl00wer90 3 года назад +2929

    is no one gonna mention the framed image he has of himself in his bedroom 💀

    • @Peanut_taco_muffin
      @Peanut_taco_muffin 3 года назад +19

      Dude I was going to comment the same thing 😂

    • @iatemyeyebrows
      @iatemyeyebrows 3 года назад +62

      I have a terrible self portrait of myself hanging up in my room.

    • @jenniferdunstan5065
      @jenniferdunstan5065 2 года назад +61

      @@iatemyeyebrowsok but that's an art form, he just has a photograph of himself

    • @randomslomo1875
      @randomslomo1875 Год назад +2

      🤢

    • @Anon-tb4pw
      @Anon-tb4pw Год назад +3

      i love your profile photo

  • @megannicole4927
    @megannicole4927 5 лет назад +691

    "If you're in an abusive relationship, my heart goes out to you but I'm still going to make a mockery of your situation for profit and popularity."

    • @whalienabi
      @whalienabi 5 лет назад +46

      It's literally disgusting, he's treating abusive relationships as if they were some sort of joke

  • @peachyclownibal
    @peachyclownibal 2 года назад +11

    the “i bet i can make you say stop” prank (if it can even be called that) was really just foreshadowing for the s/a “prank” video

  • @serenaelsasser7259
    @serenaelsasser7259 4 года назад +6444

    You guys are so brave for watching this I hear some guy got cancer from watching Balls, stay safe folks😔✊

    • @sanafrostry
      @sanafrostry 4 года назад +74

      uh... im pretty sure this is the guy 😭😭

    • @pxrkxr__2913
      @pxrkxr__2913 4 года назад +398

      LIANA T-that’s the joke

    • @Endwidgeon
      @Endwidgeon 4 года назад +153

      LIANA r/woosh

    • @sanafrostry
      @sanafrostry 4 года назад +60

      @@Endwidgeon r/thisisntreddit

    • @Endwidgeon
      @Endwidgeon 4 года назад +149

      LIANA r/iknowitscalledajoke

  • @pupstarkoo
    @pupstarkoo 5 лет назад +1446

    That Tan France joke made me laugh harder than I've laughed all month istg.

  • @asafupps
    @asafupps 5 лет назад +932

    “Are you cheating on me with..”
    “God?”
    “Grace? *Why do you keep saying God* “

  • @garneybarney
    @garneybarney Месяц назад +6

    ive probably watched the majority of kurtis’s videos and this is the first time im noticing the fact that the clapping sound is edited in and i feel embarrassed and stupid

    • @gray7094
      @gray7094 20 дней назад +2

      oh my god same how did i not notice before 😭

  • @maddietaylor7748
    @maddietaylor7748 5 лет назад +2260

    The tan doesn’t bother me, the excessive blush does

    • @HRYNPZ
      @HRYNPZ 5 лет назад +148

      Maddie Taylor For me it’s the frosted lip gloss. He’s wearing more makeup than his girlfriend and ex combined.

    • @ashleighann2502
      @ashleighann2502 5 лет назад +53

      I think it's a combination of everything put onto one person.. I'm for self expression, but he has everything turned up to 1000.

    • @emmakayisnotok7322
      @emmakayisnotok7322 5 лет назад +36

      Honestly, the makeup doesn't even fase me that much
      Its just his over all self. Like the way he looks is irritating because of the way he acts (idk f that makes any sense pr not, but just my opinion)

    • @nou257
      @nou257 5 лет назад +7

      Maddie Taylor his entire being bothers me

    • @NearsightedNarhwal
      @NearsightedNarhwal Год назад +16

      He looks like sims character

  • @lockdownraider_4358
    @lockdownraider_4358 4 года назад +6703

    Imagine these two doing a collab with Cody and Noel

    • @heatherbaek7790
      @heatherbaek7790 4 года назад +357

      Lockdownraider _ YES i want the four of them to roast tf out of cringe tiktoks

    • @m0nk366
      @m0nk366 4 года назад +80

      Omg dreams

    • @caitymoran22
      @caitymoran22 4 года назад +284

      and danny and drew

    • @caitymoran22
      @caitymoran22 4 года назад +199

      the holy trinity of commentary duos

    • @andreabarrientes2652
      @andreabarrientes2652 4 года назад +19

      I need this

  • @calcifer758
    @calcifer758 4 года назад +736

    "Who's Jessica? You're cheating on me? "
    " Don't spray paint my car"
    BRUHHH LMAOOO

    • @thisaccountsucks3225
      @thisaccountsucks3225 4 года назад +17

      Sebastian’s 6 sense, knowing when someone’s gonna spray paint his car

    • @jaytoussaint9598
      @jaytoussaint9598 4 года назад +1

      “Then don’t spray paint your face!!!”

  • @lolducky3899
    @lolducky3899 Год назад +38

    Pushing my girlfriend off the tallest building in the world prank! (Gone wrong)😨😨😨😨😨

    • @DefinitelyNotDioBrando
      @DefinitelyNotDioBrando Год назад +6

      (gone sexual??) (COPS CALLED) (MUST WATCH)

    • @eddykidplayzyt
      @eddykidplayzyt Год назад +1

      It’s ok, if you say “It’s just a prank bro” before she hits the ground she won’t get hurt