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  • Опубликовано: 22 дек 2024

Комментарии • 8 тыс.

  • @kurtisconner
    @kurtisconner  7 месяцев назад +2048

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  • @brobionics
    @brobionics 7 месяцев назад +11545

    "booktok has been summoned" has superwholock energy and it sends a chill down my spine

    • @rob-tt3hb
      @rob-tt3hb 7 месяцев назад +357

      Bro I stopped using tumblr years ago dont remind me please.....

    • @allangels.havefallen
      @allangels.havefallen 7 месяцев назад +71

      LMFAO YES😭😭😭

    • @kitsterangel
      @kitsterangel 7 месяцев назад +465

      It's so fucking cringe 😭😭 Like y'all are in your 30s, go cry about how expensive groceries are, what are you doing 😭

    • @Erdnuahsyek
      @Erdnuahsyek 7 месяцев назад +62

      It brings back the days when wattpad was rampant 😂

    • @udontevenwannaknowbruv
      @udontevenwannaknowbruv 7 месяцев назад +12

      What is superwholock?

  • @Bellalugosi
    @Bellalugosi 6 месяцев назад +5984

    Ive never felt more unsafe than when that man said "you're safe" in that hallway scene

    • @emgene3
      @emgene3 6 месяцев назад +163

      actually grimaced irl when I watched that part

    • @Nik-ko9eq
      @Nik-ko9eq 6 месяцев назад +65

      I agree. It had me feeling very… noooooo

    • @alyzu4755
      @alyzu4755 6 месяцев назад +58

      Right?!?!? That was the opening of a movie about an axe murderer. 😬

    • @oulafursson
      @oulafursson 6 месяцев назад +100

      ​@@alyzu4755 why would somebody murder an axe :(

    • @planetlazuli7626
      @planetlazuli7626 6 месяцев назад +30

      @@oulafursson The Axe was naughty

  • @leminem1
    @leminem1 7 месяцев назад +4356

    “What kind of judge are you?!”
    “A fuckin bad one you should spank me”
    I laughed way too hard dude

    • @RenopunkJo
      @RenopunkJo 6 месяцев назад +24

      same lmao

    • @Notea57
      @Notea57 6 месяцев назад +1

      ​@ville__ tie a knot, yeah yeah yeah! Use it well, yeah yeah yeah! So you can get the fuck out, so you can get the fuck out!

    • @isabelladominguez348
      @isabelladominguez348 6 месяцев назад +20

      ​@ville__ are you fucking kidding me you really think that's funny.?

    • @ExtraCreativeUsername
      @ExtraCreativeUsername 6 месяцев назад

      @@isabelladominguez348 It's called rage bait. Just report them

    • @chinghamburger2200
      @chinghamburger2200 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@isabelladominguez348It's a bot. Just ignore and report

  • @lucydearden5625
    @lucydearden5625 6 месяцев назад +2670

    And cats hearing is insanely sensitive. That wasn’t just singing; that was yelling to an obviously distressed cat.

    • @skayodev
      @skayodev 6 месяцев назад +170

      I think it's mostly the way he's holding them upside down and not letting them go - cats feel very vulnerable lying on their back and they only do it if they trust you, so forcing them upside down like this is probably very distressing...

    • @what3954
      @what3954 5 месяцев назад +125

      Yeah. The fact that he mistook the signs of shock, general anger and discomfort for "calming the cat by singing to it" is probably VERY telling of how he treats his pets in general. People almost always take cats biting and hissing at their owners as "Oh he's just a grumpy kitty! Cats are generally mean anyways!" when in actuality they just want respect and space.
      I adopted a very skittish and fully clawed kitten a few years back and after giving her the respect and space when she wanted it, she has become one of the most clingy, cuddly, and sweet cats I have ever met.
      Just pisses me off man, leave the poor cat alone :(((

    • @fdcarpio31
      @fdcarpio31 5 месяцев назад +41

      Thats why he looooooks familiar, he was THAT guy.

    • @gaysquidbowser
      @gaysquidbowser 4 месяца назад +32

      i hate people that make animals uncomfortable and blatantly ignore their stressed body language :(

    • @pazkal61
      @pazkal61 4 месяца назад

      bruh stfu ur cat is not made of cristal he is fine

  • @yunochiii
    @yunochiii 7 месяцев назад +32542

    I’m sorry, but that “guys raised by flies” video is one of the funniest things I’ve seen recently

  • @rowanberrypop
    @rowanberrypop 7 месяцев назад +16713

    “ive talked about many men in my career” is a very strong start to the video

    • @Bubbles603
      @Bubbles603 7 месяцев назад +223

      Sounds like the beginning of an exposé😭

    • @brook-w2d
      @brook-w2d 7 месяцев назад +69

      @ville__ bot😐

    • @sharpiesnifferthefirst
      @sharpiesnifferthefirst 7 месяцев назад

      @@brook-w2ddont respond, it will just encourage the people behind it

    • @LordOfElysium
      @LordOfElysium 7 месяцев назад +23

      @ville__Ayo Vile you changed your pfp? It’s confusing me lol

    • @rheenusthebeanus
      @rheenusthebeanus 7 месяцев назад

      50 CENT REFERENCE!!! WISH DEATH UPON ME!!!

  • @Batemanmusic2458
    @Batemanmusic2458 6 месяцев назад +12842

    As a British dude him trying to use “love” as an endearing nickname but saying it way too often and in the wrong places makes him sound like an ai who has replaced certain words with love

    • @suchafknladyyy5780
      @suchafknladyyy5780 6 месяцев назад +95

      Kina like Diddy and his brother love bs and I'm in no way accusing him of being a Diddy adjacent kina guy I'm jus saying can NEVER really be too trusting of a certain type of person....

    • @Lucawee
      @Lucawee 6 месяцев назад +487

      that's so love of you, love

    • @malaikakhan28
      @malaikakhan28 6 месяцев назад +357

      It sounds so wrong from American men, every time. Atp they need to take classes from you guys 😭

    • @min_says_h3110
      @min_says_h3110 6 месяцев назад

      Love is an endearing thing Americans know how to use perfectly fine, but this guy fucking sucks as endearment period

    • @Phil-tn5ny
      @Phil-tn5ny 6 месяцев назад

      dude it sounds extremely unnatural and weird... and I'm not a British dude. It kind of feels like subconscious brainwashing that he's failing miserably at

  • @noahg23
    @noahg23 5 месяцев назад +753

    “it ain’t a kink. it’s a crime” is giving “these are not pranks. these are crimes” from danny’s video about the stokes twins felony

    • @trustme-8058
      @trustme-8058 4 месяца назад +15

      Theyre so in sync, its insane

    • @wisteria7749
      @wisteria7749 3 месяца назад +8

      when he said that i was like, tell that to nsfw twitter. the shit on there is criminal but they try to call it a kink

  • @bbmolnar
    @bbmolnar 6 месяцев назад +3536

    "I love you."
    "I loyalty you too" took me out 😂😭💀

  • @KendraElizabethh
    @KendraElizabethh 7 месяцев назад +6188

    It wasn't just the holding the cat hostage - the singing had a ton to do with it too. Imagine someone picked you up and screamed directly into your ear, and then didn't let you get away, held you down and kept screaming. That's how that cat felt. At that volume, in a room like that with lots of reverb, that would have HURT. Cats don't bite and scratch like that over nothing. That was pure animal abuse.

    • @r.nicogorodetzky3084
      @r.nicogorodetzky3084 7 месяцев назад +397

      The fact that the cats knew what was going to happen beforehand :///

    • @xX_black_hearts_Xx
      @xX_black_hearts_Xx 6 месяцев назад +81

      Don't reply to the all caps guy, total bait. just report

    • @3starsburningbright
      @3starsburningbright 6 месяцев назад +181

      I have tons of cats, I could never imagine doing that to them. I don’t even sing at average volume in the same general area as one of my cats because she doesn’t like it. It’s horrific to see people get pets and not understand how to properly take care of them and bond with them, they just expect automatic love while mistreating the animal all the time
      That poor guy was so obviously upset and irritated and he never put him down or stopped yelling right in his ear.

    • @Ather_sys
      @Ather_sys 6 месяцев назад +135

      exactly, that's straight up animal abuse, and the fact that his audience found it funny and entertaining is deeply disturbing

    • @TheOceanBearer
      @TheOceanBearer 6 месяцев назад +64

      Apparently they were also attacking him defending themselves because he was pinching them real hard. I could be wrong. I have no sources besides hearsay. But it's worth looking into.

  • @EthanDJC
    @EthanDJC 7 месяцев назад +6422

    it’s been a kurtis honour

    • @Ghjfd5wfCfbgvg
      @Ghjfd5wfCfbgvg 7 месяцев назад +35

      truly sad to see him go.. 😔😔

    • @fh11235
      @fh11235 7 месяцев назад +187

      honour? i hardly know her!!

    • @emmarose8194
      @emmarose8194 7 месяцев назад

      @@fh11235 Beat me by one minute

    • @livvlife
      @livvlife 7 месяцев назад +10

      🥁

    • @livvlife
      @livvlife 7 месяцев назад

      @@fh11235genius

  • @alyzu4755
    @alyzu4755 6 месяцев назад +393

    "I'm loyal. I won't leave you for being human and having flaws".
    The bar is so very, very low.

    • @riabouchinska
      @riabouchinska 5 месяцев назад +36

      I honestly thought he was building up to a joke like “I WILL leave you because you’re ugly”

    • @Ashlyn-p1r
      @Ashlyn-p1r 2 месяца назад +12

      ​@@riabouchinskaWould have made his long ass monologue worth it

    • @Cowboy_Frog
      @Cowboy_Frog Месяц назад +6

      The bar is so low it’s a tavern in Hades.

  • @hollismcc96
    @hollismcc96 7 месяцев назад +3016

    as a cat owner, my cat loves to play fight but even just from those clips I can tell that cat is not playing. it’s body language is distressed, it’s hissing/growling and it’s tail is puffed, which cats don’t do when they’re playing. not to mention he’s yelling pretty much directly into their ears. there’s a reason people say under cat videos “if the cat didn’t like it, you would know” and this is exactly what they mean.

    • @elle_rose_xx
      @elle_rose_xx 6 месяцев назад +101

      100% if I know my cat doesn’t like something I won’t do it unless I absolutely have to (my male cat hates being picked up but ya know if he won’t get in his box to go to the vet sometimes we gotta). I feel so bad for the lil guy, he probably knew exactly what was gonna happen as soon as he picked him up and tbh I would probably react the same way. Not even as a cat. As a human. I also hate being physically restricted and having someone scream down my ear

    • @ImTMZ
      @ImTMZ 6 месяцев назад +66

      I've interacted with a lot of cats. Those bites made my skin crawl

    • @THEWILLBROTHERS3
      @THEWILLBROTHERS3 6 месяцев назад +54

      The position in which garrett is forcing the cats into is also the most abusive way to hold a cat. It puts so much pressure on their spines and hurts them really bad

    • @waffleaffle231
      @waffleaffle231 6 месяцев назад +25

      Yeah those cats are so distressed, poor babies deserve a better life away from him. My cat does bite me occasionally, but super gently and as play biting. Jeez man he doesn't deserve those sweet cats

    • @user-hg8io5xm8o
      @user-hg8io5xm8o 6 месяцев назад +33

      EXACTLY
      My cat is a pretty... Wild one, due to growing up in not the best environment, and she likes to attack from the corner even unprovoked, but even if it hurts very much, it's OBVIOUS that she's just playing because she's bored and everyone's asleep. These cats though? Downright defensive, and every time too? Nah, he's just mistreating his pets.

  • @TheThingFromMars
    @TheThingFromMars 7 месяцев назад +9043

    "If you're unsure you're a lesbian, take a scroll through his channel" kurtis knows his audience lol

    • @RPGLover87
      @RPGLover87 6 месяцев назад +558

      If you weren't before, you will be once you're done scrolling, he's THAT much of a turn off.

    • @screams_and_crysbahahhaha9388
      @screams_and_crysbahahhaha9388 6 месяцев назад +265

      lesbian or aroace (Im saying this as an aroace person)

    • @convictartist
      @convictartist 6 месяцев назад +497

      Honestly I'm a gay man and even I'm reconsidering looking at that dude

    • @MeganRecktenwald
      @MeganRecktenwald 6 месяцев назад +11

      so real

    • @_sleepyaisha_
      @_sleepyaisha_ 6 месяцев назад +61

      pan demisex and guys I think I only like women now

  • @lilahrose7666
    @lilahrose7666 6 месяцев назад +2079

    “Why is nobody hating on this” is so real like sometimes I look through the comment section and everyone is nice and I’m like “am I the problem?”

    • @Froggele
      @Froggele 6 месяцев назад +141

      Completely know what you mean!😅 One example for me is videos of people “helping“ people on drugs. And I don’t mean professionals, just random people literally going up to clearly intoxicated, often homeless people, filming them and acting like they are this empathetic hero that could totally save them. These videos get almost exclusively praise and positive comments and I‘m baffled by that.

    • @justjaein
      @justjaein 6 месяцев назад +49

      RIGHT LOL makes me think they’re filtering the comments

    • @honeysunday
      @honeysunday 6 месяцев назад +14

      real as fuck

    • @yuh...127
      @yuh...127 6 месяцев назад +3

      Real

    • @kestrel.01
      @kestrel.01 6 месяцев назад +34

      I just can't imagine the shamelessness required to plan out, record, edit, and post this type of stuff. Like just standing in front of a camera trying so hard to look as edgy as possible, or scripting the most psuedo-romantic schlock, then picking out the perfect "badass" background music to try to look cool/sexy. How do you look your friends and family in the eyes after this?
      But apparently there's an audience of people who eat this shit up so go off I guess

  • @sossyedits
    @sossyedits 6 месяцев назад +221

    Kurtis being completely oblivious about erotica books was not on my 2024 bingo card

  • @Daze..
    @Daze.. 7 месяцев назад +2032

    “I loyalty you too” is the most well crafted joke I’ve ever heard in my short lifespan

    • @tschulietta219
      @tschulietta219 7 месяцев назад +3

      Can you explain?

    • @lolcapitalised
      @lolcapitalised 7 месяцев назад +62

      @@tschulietta219with the premise of the skit being the guy prioritizing loyalty over love-he responds to his girlfriend saying “i love you” with “i *loyalty* you, too”. i think the sincerity in kurtis’s response and the fact he added “too” as if to ignore/dismiss his girlfriends declaration of love for him was what made it comedic imo. hope this helps!

    • @yuiscene
      @yuiscene 7 месяцев назад +50

      give kurtis a grammy or something for that

    • @EFAanimationpro
      @EFAanimationpro 7 месяцев назад +6

      Shot lifespan? Are you an actual fly? Wait... your a fucking gumball machine

    • @heavenwaits
      @heavenwaits 7 месяцев назад +1

      thank u for commenting this for me i got the giggles

  • @carmenbaby
    @carmenbaby 7 месяцев назад +30301

    His cats being so stressed that they constantly feel the need to physically defend themselves against him says a lot

    • @abbadonne8342
      @abbadonne8342 7 месяцев назад +1853

      Exactly 🚩🚩🚩🚩

    • @caithenry8429
      @caithenry8429 7 месяцев назад +2547

      Yeah that was extremely unsettling to watch as someone who actually loves and respects their cats. Can't imagine what those cats went through

    • @aar8n955
      @aar8n955 7 месяцев назад +306

      Poor Ivan has been traumatized. 😹😹😹

    • @tastytizzler1383
      @tastytizzler1383 7 месяцев назад +138

      @ville__ liked your own comment

    • @bagelenjoyer3437
      @bagelenjoyer3437 7 месяцев назад

      Could just be asshole cats

  • @Blueskysummer7
    @Blueskysummer7 6 месяцев назад +2393

    The ending plot twist that he's the same guy that would overstimulate his cat so it would bite him on camera is wild. Man got views based on animal abuse and is now like "look how good a boyfriend i would be (by ignoring your boundaries and listing things that annoy me about you)"

    • @biosh4x
      @biosh4x 6 месяцев назад +8

      Omg, yes, I was like is this funny singing cat man... 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @okay-oliver
      @okay-oliver 6 месяцев назад +88

      RIGHT??? i remember the videos of him and his cats and it always felt really off to me. that kind of aggressive behavior towards their owner does NOT come from nowhere but looks like self defense. if he can't respect the boundaries of his pets then how do you expect him to respect people's boundaries.... red flag overall

    • @Nakia11798
      @Nakia11798 6 месяцев назад +11

      Yeah, glad he's not torturing his cats anymore

    • @Chase345-o8c
      @Chase345-o8c 6 месяцев назад +11

      ​@ville__ we found it ladies and gentlemen, the worst youtube comment in history

    • @kaskaskas
      @kaskaskas 6 месяцев назад

      @@Chase345-o8c its a spam account that keeps coming back with different names and dumb comments

  • @juliak5730
    @juliak5730 Месяц назад +21

    there is NOTHING less attractive than a guy not respecting a cat’s boundaries and pissing them off

  • @kimberlynodell
    @kimberlynodell 6 месяцев назад +1560

    him saying love over and over is making my skin crawl

    • @deuceydee3506
      @deuceydee3506 6 месяцев назад +48

      He thinks it sounds cute, but it just sounds like a baseline test from Blade Runner

    • @lemonnnnnyyy
      @lemonnnnnyyy 6 месяцев назад +2

      same

    • @cryforkisses
      @cryforkisses 6 месяцев назад +7

      literally almost passed out because of how visceral my bodily reaction AGAINST him saying that was… goodness

    • @lemonnnnnyyy
      @lemonnnnnyyy 6 месяцев назад +2

      @@cryforkisses what

    • @HiddenDarkHM
      @HiddenDarkHM 5 месяцев назад +10

      It's like when guys in romance media call girls "kitten" more than once. Once under the right circumstances, not that bad but not my favorite, MULTIPLE times, instant restraining order. Hackles raised.

  • @Sarah-oj7bh
    @Sarah-oj7bh 6 месяцев назад +4183

    The fact that TWO DIFFERENT CATS have had that reaction towards him should have made him think :(

    • @satanyourlord1134
      @satanyourlord1134 6 месяцев назад +129

      What​@ville__

    • @rabbitchcraft
      @rabbitchcraft 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@satanyourlord1134 Well you see, according to their recent comments, they're an animal abvzing pdf file 🙃
      Hilarious right?

    • @kuhntzzz
      @kuhntzzz 6 месяцев назад +163

      @ville__ ???????????????? someone check this guys hard drive

    • @_Kuma_
      @_Kuma_ 6 месяцев назад +34

      @@kuhntzzzit’s a bot

    • @kuhntzzz
      @kuhntzzz 6 месяцев назад +35

      @@_Kuma_ i forgot to delete that comment but i realized that after i kept scrolling and saw them saying more insane and vile things 😭😭😭😭 i’ve been punked

  • @ShreyanshKamuni
    @ShreyanshKamuni 6 месяцев назад +1806

    Imagine Garett Nolan crawling in your ear, you tell him to stop, but he’s already in there

    • @thedancingkitkat
      @thedancingkitkat 6 месяцев назад +88

      Niall has been replaced

    • @elfish7766
      @elfish7766 6 месяцев назад +52

      @@thedancingkitkatthey’ll have to fight it out

    • @chloesantos8637
      @chloesantos8637 6 месяцев назад +13

      AAAAAAH STOP I THOUGHT I FORGOT ABOUT THIS

    • @literallyjasongrace
      @literallyjasongrace 3 месяца назад +2

      y'know personally I'd rather not ❤

  • @double_di_925
    @double_di_925 5 месяцев назад +56

    The absolute difference between my cats who would never even dream of biting me, scratching me, hissing at me vs his cats who literally fucking hate him is insane to me. I mean think of what hes done to those cats i mean despite screaming in their ears to make BOTH of them hate him that much.

    • @pintsizedchaos
      @pintsizedchaos 2 месяца назад +4

      fr, if my cats started acting like that not only would I put them back down but worry about them

  • @rayhem
    @rayhem 7 месяцев назад +8091

    using his cats like that is genuinely so disgusting. you can see those poor things immediately knew their body language and boundaries weren't going to be remotely respected, and they're going to have to be held wrong with loud sounds bellowed into their sensitive ears.

    • @shethingsd
      @shethingsd 7 месяцев назад +331

      And a lot of cats don't like to have their stomachs grabbed like that

    • @cricketjuices
      @cricketjuices 7 месяцев назад +386

      dude seriously, you said exactly what I was thinking. my cat gets a little uncomfortable and I'm like "oh I'm sorry honey, what is it?" idc what this guy's shtick is now, that behavior is absolutely horrible

    • @rayhem
      @rayhem 7 месяцев назад +256

      @@cricketjuicesyeah. imo one of the most beautiful parts of having a cat is being able to slowly develop complete trust in eachother. i can't imagine how many times i would have to violate the trust of my own cat for her to get to a point where she was immediately clawing and biting my face like that.
      these "funny" or "cute" aggressive cats and dogs videos are SO common online though unfortunately. if only everyone learned to stop and critically think about what kind of context might exist around the animal videos they're liking online, they would be less popular and there would be a lot less mistreatment and abuse of animals happening for the sake of clout.

    • @vic2249
      @vic2249 7 месяцев назад +144

      I thought the cat part connected very interestingly with the "POV breaking into her house" part, both had strong themes of boundaries being ignored

    • @ColorfulBallss
      @ColorfulBallss 6 месяцев назад

      @ville__Writing this and calling others cringe is very goofy ☝️🤓

  • @lgbtligma
    @lgbtligma 6 месяцев назад +3692

    "id be so happy if someone was this obsessed with me" says the person who's never been stalked before

    • @Addy_The_Baddy
      @Addy_The_Baddy 6 месяцев назад +184

      I know some ppl with fantasies like that who, yeah, when they get creeped on in real life it's just a bad time
      big difference between engaging with something as a fantasy and the reality of it

    • @poggingmilk9452
      @poggingmilk9452 6 месяцев назад +1

      Bruh your a „they/them“ literally no one even cares about you enough to stalk you

    • @lilyms.waytomanyfandoms3405
      @lilyms.waytomanyfandoms3405 6 месяцев назад +13

      LITERALLY

    • @xxluciddreamingxx
      @xxluciddreamingxx 6 месяцев назад +81

      She said so just because the guy is handsome. If he wasnt, any other guy would get hate comments

    • @lemon4087
      @lemon4087 6 месяцев назад +40

      @@xxluciddreamingxx as per plot that character is her ex, so must found him a bit handsome at least. But ye doesn't matter if the guy is handsome or not

  • @itsannahere.
    @itsannahere. 6 месяцев назад +2227

    no bc i got so excited that there was a book community on tiktok to get recommendations and EVERY SINGLE RECOMMENDATION WAS SMUT EVERY SINGLE ONE

    • @romantic_hippie
      @romantic_hippie 6 месяцев назад +61

      I love smut 😭

    • @chilichinashop
      @chilichinashop 6 месяцев назад +65

      @@romantic_hippieI’m dead 💀

    • @scarlett3035
      @scarlett3035 6 месяцев назад +262

      @@romantic_hippie keep it to urself 💀

    • @waffleaffle231
      @waffleaffle231 6 месяцев назад +160

      Same, time to start a community where we only recommend books with ZERO romance

    • @blue-dabad33
      @blue-dabad33 6 месяцев назад +32

      @@waffleaffle231 do you have any recs? Because I need some desperately 😭

  • @hanakkimmm
    @hanakkimmm 6 месяцев назад +155

    give this guy a grammie!!!

  • @killerrxger8217
    @killerrxger8217 7 месяцев назад +37031

    beatboxing puppy

  • @amityislandchum
    @amityislandchum 6 месяцев назад +682

    3:06 Bro literally did the "shh shh shh" thing that characters do when they murder someone in a movie.

    • @cryforkisses
      @cryforkisses 6 месяцев назад +15

      why is that the most accurate description ever…

    • @spam-el3ee
      @spam-el3ee 4 месяца назад +12

      It was giving NBC's Hannibal wtf

    • @NicholasNSV
      @NicholasNSV 4 месяца назад +15

      ​@spam-el3ee yet somehow Hannibal was more romantic with it.

    • @spam-el3ee
      @spam-el3ee 4 месяца назад +12

      @@NicholasNSV With the power of gay and Mads Mikkelson's cheekbones, anything is possible

    • @wrightmonster
      @wrightmonster 3 месяца назад +5

      My bf tried that once and I bit his finger. Some guys are visceral learners.

  • @darrelmcanacan5014
    @darrelmcanacan5014 7 месяцев назад +1426

    3:20 it literally looks like they filmed this in a hotel in the middle of the night 😭 imagine being on vacation and having two tiktokers slumped against your doorway when you’re tryna get a cup of ice at 3am 💀

    • @caithenry8429
      @caithenry8429 7 месяцев назад +47

      Really hope there's a video cut of someone stumbling to the ice machine drunk and almost tripping over them

    • @sparklepugtea
      @sparklepugtea 7 месяцев назад +11

      Just wanted to get my ice to stress crunch man

    • @BoxOfToasters
      @BoxOfToasters 7 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@sparklepugteatime to C R O N C H

    • @BoxOfToasters
      @BoxOfToasters 7 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@sparklepugteatime to C R O N C H

    • @Totallynotredtail
      @Totallynotredtail 7 месяцев назад

      @ville__ STFU AND QUIT SELF PROMO-ING + NO-ONE ASKED

  • @aluzuka
    @aluzuka 6 месяцев назад +56

    15:21 one of the funniest things ever is when like normal ppl go to a shooting range in full tactical gear as if they’re gonna be getting shot at

  • @liohawkes5123
    @liohawkes5123 7 месяцев назад +382

    cats are the ultimate litmus test on respecting another being's boundaries and wants imo. the way his cats are straight up willing to bite tells me everything i need to know

  • @tesscarlson5552
    @tesscarlson5552 7 месяцев назад +1284

    kurtis referring to this guy's videos as a lesbian test is the funniest thing i've ever heard because i was literally thinking the same thing as i was watching these. seeing this guy walk towards the screen with his shirt off with only a vague sense of discomfort and disgust and thinking "oh yeah no i'm definitely gay. wow"

    • @hollismcc96
      @hollismcc96 7 месяцев назад +76

      it’s too real I had to skip through most of the tiktoks because they made me uncomfortable. I have never been more sure in my life that I’m not attracted to men

    • @anisa2273
      @anisa2273 7 месяцев назад +94

      or just an ace one, as i felt uncomfy too

    • @Scrofar
      @Scrofar 7 месяцев назад +108

      ​@ville__your face is a choice

    • @udontevenwannaknowbruv
      @udontevenwannaknowbruv 7 месяцев назад +111

      I’m straight but I (& I’m sure many of us) don’t want him either, that construction worker cringe was just very painful to watch but the moment he revealed his oddly tiny head in comparison to the rest of his body did get a chuckle out of me.

    • @anais3337
      @anais3337 7 месяцев назад +7

      Fr it made me physically ill 😂

  • @syd6964
    @syd6964 7 месяцев назад +1087

    Okay garrett acting like his fictional ex girlfriend drinks straight from the milk is so funny what the fuck 11:42

    • @Violet-Storm
      @Violet-Storm 7 месяцев назад +5

      Literally my first thought. Like buddy, not everyone is as weird as you, you jug drinker

    • @easiergone
      @easiergone 7 месяцев назад +3

      @ville__ what

    • @nirvanaheights
      @nirvanaheights 7 месяцев назад +28

      @@easiergoneits a bot, just report

  • @lookpro.rideslow
    @lookpro.rideslow 2 месяца назад +31

    9:45 I knew I recognized this guy. He was remixed in the "guys who were raised by flies" video. 😂

  • @minlanuelmiranda
    @minlanuelmiranda 7 месяцев назад +4306

    aww look at drew and kurtis procrastinating on their sponsorship deadlines together🥺

    • @iamdaniel471
      @iamdaniel471 7 месяцев назад +322

      @UTTP-142 cyberpunk is not THAT good

    • @MariaKiran1
      @MariaKiran1 7 месяцев назад

      😂

    • @achattyindividual
      @achattyindividual 7 месяцев назад +15

      Acc the funniest comment I’ve ever seen

    • @astro_nim
      @astro_nim 7 месяцев назад +130

      Wtf are these comments

    • @_Kuma_
      @_Kuma_ 7 месяцев назад +160

      @@astro_nimbots… best to report them and not respond to them

  • @jordan-my2vl
    @jordan-my2vl 7 месяцев назад +4369

    drew and kurty on the same day!! at the same time!!

    • @averytypicalrock3183
      @averytypicalrock3183 7 месяцев назад +95

      We eatin good today 💪💪💪💪

    • @nen5441
      @nen5441 7 месяцев назад +74

      Doesnt the kurtis danny drew chad chad duo upload at the same time as in the same day?

    • @pri.sci.lla.
      @pri.sci.lla. 7 месяцев назад +6

      Who is drew? I want to check out his channel

    • @endureher
      @endureher 7 месяцев назад

      @@pri.sci.lla.drew gooden he's kurtis and danny's best friend

    • @lumaw152
      @lumaw152 7 месяцев назад

      @@pri.sci.lla. @Danny-Gonzalez check him out. he is quite funny.

  • @tiarabiara
    @tiarabiara 7 месяцев назад +759

    No Kurtis a Grammie not a Grammy … give this guy someone’s grandma rn

    • @usertedi
      @usertedi 7 месяцев назад +11

      lol

    • @ndawn90
      @ndawn90 7 месяцев назад

      He can take my Grammie over my cold, dead body!! That woman is a straight up saint.

    • @tiarabiara
      @tiarabiara 6 месяцев назад +10

      @ville__ why would RUclips let you comment this and why won’t they let me report it wtf

    • @jadef4963
      @jadef4963 6 месяцев назад +5

      @@tiarabiara i report most of his commet and his channel...might be a kid feeling really bad in his life rn...thats sad

    • @tiarabiara
      @tiarabiara 6 месяцев назад

      @@jadef4963 Fr like get outta here with that

  • @mikaylamast4695
    @mikaylamast4695 6 месяцев назад +61

    “Men used to go to war”
    “Oh wait nevermind!! He’s still doing it”

  • @calupoh9788
    @calupoh9788 7 месяцев назад +777

    that "Love what's wrong? Love?!!" video legit had major unsettling vibes going on

    • @ndawn90
      @ndawn90 7 месяцев назад +82

      Yeah, that video sent off every predator alarm in my body. And the fact that so many women were commenting saying they wanted that is deeply unsettling!

    • @annoyingkid48
      @annoyingkid48 7 месяцев назад +64

      Idk something about him calling her love over and over was sooo annoying too. Just like shut up and stop harrassing this woman in a hotel hallway

    • @trailblazer225
      @trailblazer225 7 месяцев назад +41

      I'm just imagining this video but with the woman just getting progressively madder that he won't believe her. "Love, what's wrong?" "Nothing!" "What's wrong??" "I said nothing!" "Love, what is it, what's wrong?" "Okay, now what's wrong is that you won't leave me alone"

    • @brigit3759
      @brigit3759 6 месяцев назад +9

      It’s audio from the TV series ‘You’ which is voiced by a murderous stalker

    • @calupoh9788
      @calupoh9788 6 месяцев назад +6

      @@brigit3759 ohhh, totally makes sense then, the tone is all wrong if it was supposed to be a wholesome couple moment 😬

  • @ITSPENNYTHECLOWN
    @ITSPENNYTHECLOWN 7 месяцев назад +1893

    "It ain’t a kink it’s a crime" - Kurtis Connor 2024

    • @Infodumptruck
      @Infodumptruck 7 месяцев назад +9

      Great quote

    • @رزيئة
      @رزيئة 7 месяцев назад +12

      That's all kinks

    • @tamirisgaelzer1902
      @tamirisgaelzer1902 7 месяцев назад +16

      But when the feminists say this, we're wrong lmao. Kudos to Kurtis for being a real one ✌️

    • @arsenbrooks438
      @arsenbrooks438 6 месяцев назад +26

      ​@@tamirisgaelzer1902To be fair though, I've seen a lot of people call certain kinks crimes even when they are consensually done by two adults... Not liking or getting something doesn't make it illegal or a crime for others to do 😅

    • @arsenbrooks438
      @arsenbrooks438 6 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@رزيئةthat is not accurate 😂

  • @arob4526
    @arob4526 7 месяцев назад +719

    i physically don’t think i could have got through those tiktoks without knowing you would roast him after

    • @arob4526
      @arob4526 7 месяцев назад +23

      so CRINGE

    • @poopybutthole3961
      @poopybutthole3961 7 месяцев назад

      ⁠@@arob4526got to see someone shitting on those cringe tiktoks to make it watchable fr😂

    • @davidfl4
      @davidfl4 7 месяцев назад +20

      They actually hurt 😭😭

    • @sagittariusgurl818
      @sagittariusgurl818 7 месяцев назад +12

      Agreed!! He’s so right I was truly uncomfortable watching them especially with his cat 😿

  • @cargo_vroom9729
    @cargo_vroom9729 2 месяца назад +10

    15:15 Guns are shockingly painfully loud, you can feel one firing nearby in your chest like a subwoofer, but most recording equipment just can't capture that or play it back. So we get Pwop Pwop Pwop in videos. Oh the sharp ring is the bullet hitting steel targets. That's also quite loud.

  • @QuietRage
    @QuietRage 6 месяцев назад +1921

    "That's not a kink, that's a crime" PUT THAT ON A SHIRT

    • @georgiamcenoy9431
      @georgiamcenoy9431 6 месяцев назад +21

      I'd absolutely buy this

    • @mairydamaskinou
      @mairydamaskinou 6 месяцев назад +19

      Knife play people would be pissed

    • @Borntobeheaded-z9p
      @Borntobeheaded-z9p 6 месяцев назад +19

      @ville__bro what😭😭

    • @latiasswings
      @latiasswings 6 месяцев назад +8

      @@Borntobeheaded-z9pits a bot

    • @hiero-green
      @hiero-green 6 месяцев назад +11

      ​@@mairydamaskinou It's only a crime if it's non-consentual 👍

  • @sapphinese
    @sapphinese 6 месяцев назад +411

    The guy raised by flies was so funny I also had to rub my hands together and drag them down my face while I laughed

  • @trustfulplace3894
    @trustfulplace3894 6 месяцев назад +624

    at 3:07 i said out loud “she’s not a fucking dog” like absoulutly wild kind of shushing to comfort someone

    • @niccvier
      @niccvier 6 месяцев назад +12

      Right? 🤢

    • @g.c.9297
      @g.c.9297 6 месяцев назад +29

      i get MAD when my husband touches my face too much like come ON

    • @bakageyama222
      @bakageyama222 6 месяцев назад +2

      Frrrr

    • @nevadanate4957
      @nevadanate4957 6 месяцев назад +11

      Imagine talking to someone like a horse. Shh... easy....

  • @oMuStiiA
    @oMuStiiA 5 месяцев назад +8

    I have a cat who hates being held due to trauma from when she was a kitten, and even when I have to hold her for some reason out of necessity (to clip her nails, or take her to the vet, or give her meds, etc), she never ever tries to scratch or bite me like that. For a cat to react that violently with someone, that's an indication of a bad relationship with your cats, especially if more than one of them are reacting that way.

  • @Sanamina119
    @Sanamina119 6 месяцев назад +991

    15:55 I don't think people understand how bad this is. The sound of their bell is enough to give cats extreme stress and anxiety. My cats will leave the room if we're speaking too loud, let alone yelling. Cats ears are so sensitive, holding a cat up to your face and screaming would not just distress a cat, it would unbearably painful and overstimulating. Neither of the cats in that video are responding poorly, literally any cat would react like that. The fact that he has done this so many times he has enough less than 1 minute shorts to create a 35 minute long video is not just bad pet ownership, it is physical and psychological abuse.

    • @Waddledee13
      @Waddledee13 6 месяцев назад +56

      Honestly heartbreaking. Hope those cats are okay

  • @jessicavannoy414
    @jessicavannoy414 6 месяцев назад +898

    "It's a not a kink. It's a crime." That's my new saying for everything now 🤣

    • @Spyders-y2g
      @Spyders-y2g 6 месяцев назад

      it is also infact a kink.

  • @MyAltdraco
    @MyAltdraco 6 месяцев назад +702

    No, Kurtis, it's not just you. Those videos were creepy as hell. I think I had a DV PTSD flashback from the video where he keeps saying "love, what's wrong" and there's a sudden closeup of her face where it doesn't look like she's crying, it looks like she's terrified. The way he keeps moving closer and not accepting the "nothing's wrong" answer just seemed so similar to an abuser dialing up for violence if they don't get the answer they want, so she breaks down with the "I just need you" bullshit to try to placate him. THAT is how that video reads to me- nothing sweet or endearing about it at all. Combine that with the horrifying stalker break-in video and the cat torture and I'm getting giant waving red flags with apocalypse sirens wailing. It makes me very worried for all the commenters yearning for this.

    • @cameronpeterson6734
      @cameronpeterson6734 6 месяцев назад +32

      There are soooo many books with similar situations like that too. It's crazy how people eat that shit up JUST because the man is attractive

    • @rachaelbailey503
      @rachaelbailey503 6 месяцев назад +17

      my ex was extremely attractive until he was standing over me threating to unalive me. its not ok

    • @emgene3
      @emgene3 6 месяцев назад

      so sorry you had to go through that, ❤

    • @Petrichor8rainfall
      @Petrichor8rainfall 18 часов назад

      The audio is from the show “you” so it was meant to be creepy

  • @SenseiSeth
    @SenseiSeth 6 месяцев назад +37

    As a lifelong Fighty Dude, “shaking hands” thing is like the same as “I see red” and is the biggest goofball fallacy of all time. The comments on that video are hilarious

  • @carriesnaps3508
    @carriesnaps3508 6 месяцев назад +2985

    *"That isn't a kink, it's a crime."* Honestly, this should be the slogan of every dark romance novel.

    • @mimu3727
      @mimu3727 6 месяцев назад

      as of now 558 people ​@ville__

    • @ShipperTrash
      @ShipperTrash 6 месяцев назад +67

      More like "Kink in fiction, crime irl"
      People who do bad stuff don't read dark fiction that correlates to it, they just do it lol.

    • @btsdulcet6899
      @btsdulcet6899 6 месяцев назад

      @@ShipperTrashdo u think murderers just randomly murder people? they study novels, research known killers and their crimes, etc. they do read about it, until their desire to actually kill someone becomes too great. fuck are u talking about? u must be one of those dark romance reading weirdos

    • @agirlhasnoname1472
      @agirlhasnoname1472 6 месяцев назад

      @ville__😂💯

    • @KalebSStricker
      @KalebSStricker 6 месяцев назад

      Real

  • @cryptidferrets
    @cryptidferrets 6 месяцев назад +652

    "Shut up. [chuckling] It's fine. I'm the solution!" while reaching out menacingly at the camera, has got to be the thing I've laughed at the hardest in awhile

  • @plentyofmalk9130
    @plentyofmalk9130 7 месяцев назад +466

    "I'm not leaving because you're psychologically vulnerable. I'm STAYING because you're psychologically vulnerable".

    • @matthewoakes6089
      @matthewoakes6089 7 месяцев назад +7

      I mean I get he’s a weird guy but I feel like abandoning someone who you allegedly care about when they’re going through a hard time in their life is like a pretty horrible thing to do

    • @elle_rose_xx
      @elle_rose_xx 6 месяцев назад +3

      Fr that is the vibe the whole channel gives off

    • @winxclubstellamusa
      @winxclubstellamusa 6 месяцев назад +4

      As someone who has been abandoned and rejected many times because of my psychological vulnerabilities, I’ve always wished for someone to stay and love and reassure me like that.

    • @Missingooturtle
      @Missingooturtle 6 месяцев назад +21

      @@matthewoakes6089well op is saying he’s staying ‘because’ you’re vulnerable not ‘in spite of’ or ‘to support you’

  • @infectedp9419
    @infectedp9419 6 месяцев назад +53

    it’s hilarious how he put that “you don’t own me” song from harley quinn’s pov emancipating her in her abusive relationship with the joker as the music to that clip of him stalking an ex ans breaking into their house after five years

  • @TastierLemon
    @TastierLemon 7 месяцев назад +578

    “why is no one hating” is such a real thought

    • @ampersignia
      @ampersignia 6 месяцев назад +9

      yes so many random IG vids, TikToks, or whole songs are idiotic and people just praise the ever loving shit out of something. If you have any light criticism, you are downvoted a ton and white knights come out to rip you a new one.

    • @specializedchemicals6669
      @specializedchemicals6669 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@ampersigniawhat posts are you seeing on ig? most comments on the posts i see there are hate. not even light criticism 😭

    • @riabouchinska
      @riabouchinska 5 месяцев назад +1

      This is how I feel about Taylor Swift lol like you can’t voice even mild dislike of her without people coming out of the woodwork to tell you why you’re wrong

    • @PancakesNeggs
      @PancakesNeggs 5 месяцев назад

      @@riabouchinska i think u get hate if u dislike any popular singer lol

  • @Sentientcrabpee
    @Sentientcrabpee 6 месяцев назад +424

    I started the video thinking, "this tik tok guy looks really familiar." Then realizing halfway through that it's the raised-by-their-moms guy was great lol my favorite stitch was guys-raised-by-a-keurig and it's some guy making extremely accurate keurig sounds for an uncomfortable amount of time

    • @notoriousthug121
      @notoriousthug121 6 месяцев назад

      @ville__that’s pretty fucking vile man

  • @bholmesdev
    @bholmesdev 6 месяцев назад +572

    “Like an umbrella, they’re stopping people from getting wet” underrated bar

  • @exotherm42
    @exotherm42 5 месяцев назад +23

    Oh god yes. Thank you. All those videos about Chihuahuas snarling and biting, French Bulldogs making weird noises because they're literally suffocating... and people think it's hilarious?! Same with these cat videos. That dude gives me chills, and not the good kind...

  • @hu7380
    @hu7380 6 месяцев назад +495

    8:14
    On a bit of a serious note, my grandma always told my mother to never fight a scared person. One reason being this, if they feel physically vulnerable it's going to trigger a bad fight or flight; either they're going to do ANYTHING to win, or ANYTHING to get away.

    • @Pipkiablo
      @Pipkiablo 6 месяцев назад +75

      I was told something similar: A scared dog is more dangerous than a confident dog. A confident one feels like he's the bigger threat and has no reason to fight back as hard because he doesn't fear you, so he's not going to be as dangerous as one who thinks he literally has to fight to save his life.

    • @kxjx
      @kxjx 6 месяцев назад +6

      Your grandma Ronnie Kray??

    • @Isthisjoebiden
      @Isthisjoebiden 6 месяцев назад +1

      That's why you never go quietly when someone tries to attack you

    • @Mienarrr
      @Mienarrr 6 месяцев назад +1

      when would you ever fight a scared person in the first place??? lmao like in what kind of scenario would that ever happen

    • @hu7380
      @hu7380 6 месяцев назад +3

      @@Mienarrr There are certain people who "get scared" in fight or flight situations. That they have both reactions at the same time, thus a "scared" person. Someone who will fight because they have to but will do almost anything to get away.
      It's more like one of those things where you least expect it. Sorta like those people who cry when they're mad, too much unexpected emotion at one time.

  • @ItsAlannaBanana
    @ItsAlannaBanana 6 месяцев назад +3291

    The breaking into his ex’s house one and all the comments being like “this is so hot, you can break into my house anytime” is the perfect example of pretty privilege. If an unattractive person made the same vid, the comments would be like “ew! That’s so creepy”

    • @Emily-kd2zv
      @Emily-kd2zv 6 месяцев назад

      not if the unattractive person is wearing a ghost cosplay

    • @AgentPilot
      @AgentPilot 6 месяцев назад +346

      It's definitely still creepy if attractive people do it, but you can tell those comments are from people who've never had a scary/abusive ex; treating it like a kinky roleplay (in a public comment section) instead of some people's worst nightmare is, uh, interesting, let's say.

    • @Louves192
      @Louves192 6 месяцев назад +148

      @@AgentPilot That always baffles me so much. These people are so far removed from the situation that for them it becomes a kind of scenario that only happens in fiction. Like being bitten by a werewolf or some crap, not like the real nightmare it is that certain people have to endure every day.

    • @yumbadly
      @yumbadly 6 месяцев назад +71

      @@AgentPilot it is still a kink tho, people have taboo kinks too and having it doesn't mean they would support those actions irl nor downplay the victims that went through those horrible situation. Usually it just happen in roleplay with consensually done by adults or in fiction that hurt no one (if tag correctly or warning)

    • @elonmusk921
      @elonmusk921 6 месяцев назад +34

      @@yumbadlymost people’s understanding and acceptance of kink starts and ends at choking (which has somehow become “vanilla”). No point in explaining

  • @kennie5786
    @kennie5786 6 месяцев назад +385

    wasn’t expecting the “guys raised by flies” one, and it’s the funniest thing i’ve seen all year holy hell

  • @Clipzyy9401
    @Clipzyy9401 5 месяцев назад +10

    Somebody oughta give Kurtis a grandma for his amazing acting in these videos, seriously next level stuff right here

  • @ajs_sam
    @ajs_sam 6 месяцев назад +384

    4:05 i like to think by 'Grammie' they meant Grandma. Give this guy a Grandma.

  • @noellehuijgen4003
    @noellehuijgen4003 6 месяцев назад +560

    “Flashing full meat on main” is more poetic than I expected 😭 15:00

  • @Kagomai15
    @Kagomai15 6 месяцев назад +398

    Repeating "I'm not leaving you because..." so many times like that really had me anticipating "I'm leaving you because of [this]" because damn, lots of reasons to break up, why not just say "I'm not breaking up with you" 😂

  • @strawberrylemonadelioness
    @strawberrylemonadelioness 20 дней назад +2

    I don't know why but the "Guys raised by Winnie the Pooh" video Kurtis made is my favorite joke ever on his channel. It just came so out of left field and I was laughing so hard the first time I saw it

  • @elissa8284
    @elissa8284 7 месяцев назад +362

    The amount of times I yelled “THAT WAS HIM??????” while watching this video is crazy

    • @ettaetta439
      @ettaetta439 6 месяцев назад +21

      There was a period of time in which I kept on getting this man's content on my fyp w/o knowing it was him and I kept on opening the comments expecting ppl to be clowning on him, but ppl were genuinely thirsting. Turns out I'm not the only victim lmao.

    • @kurtisdoesshit6846
      @kurtisdoesshit6846 6 месяцев назад +8

      ME TOO. My boyfriend isn’t American and that online so he was like “HUHHHHH??” While I was in shock that it was the same guy

    • @asuka-ryo
      @asuka-ryo 6 месяцев назад +10

      the cat biting videos, i didn't realise that was him

    • @Sabrina-sc1db
      @Sabrina-sc1db 6 месяцев назад +8

      I'm so glad we're hating on the cat videos, I remember them being SO viral and all the comments were laughing while I was genuinely grossed out by how that poor cat was treated

  • @KodasGarden
    @KodasGarden 6 месяцев назад +427

    I remember a year or so ago I left a comment on one of his cat singing shorts like "it seems like your cats are super uncomfortable around you" and I was assaulted with comments saying I know nothing about cats or cat ownership. I even had a few saying all cats acted like this and boy did they hate when I said "yeah when they're abused" 😂

    • @aubriannataylor
      @aubriannataylor 6 месяцев назад +31

      yeah my cats have never done anything like that so thats definitely not normal

    • @minighul6511
      @minighul6511 6 месяцев назад +23

      I always worry when people say that. I have friends that initially were scared of cats, because every cat they knew acted that way and when they saw how chill my cats are they started to actually like cats and thought differently about the owners of previous cats

    • @MalkuthSephira
      @MalkuthSephira 6 месяцев назад +18

      some cats are just weird cats but not to this extent, this man's cats are having a bad time

    • @draugr.deathlord
      @draugr.deathlord 6 месяцев назад +19

      Yeah. Most people (not even exaggerating) don't actually understand cats at all, cats are so misunderstood and mistreated it's really sad.

    • @bingusslingus7020
      @bingusslingus7020 6 месяцев назад +22

      @@draugr.deathlorda lot of people who dislike cats just don’t understand boundaries and think they’re entitled to instant affection

  • @gracer9656
    @gracer9656 6 месяцев назад +210

    “Guy raised by flies” is genuinely the funniest thing ever.

  • @ParanormalPancakeX
    @ParanormalPancakeX 3 месяца назад +12

    11:11 Lesley Gore did not die for her music to be used in these tik toks :(

  • @unknownmoonlight4572
    @unknownmoonlight4572 7 месяцев назад +356

    9:26 I can confirm that Kurtis wears a mask everywhere he goes because once I asked for an autograph at vidcon and he just pulled out a batman mask and said "Gotham City needs me" and flew away. I never did get that autograph, but at least now I know that batman can fly.

    • @JoeNoshow27
      @JoeNoshow27 7 месяцев назад +15

      Long live the flying Bat Kurtis!

  • @rixie5384
    @rixie5384 7 месяцев назад +1595

    “They’re also stopping people from getting wet” THE WAY I SCREAMED 🙁🙁🙁

    • @Addy-q1k
      @Addy-q1k 7 месяцев назад +49

      @ville__wtf dude…

    • @UnicornPug
      @UnicornPug 7 месяцев назад

      @@Addy-q1k its a bot, they never get removed

    • @larvaedadindex
      @larvaedadindex 7 месяцев назад

      @@Addy-q1kthat guy’s everywhere trying way too hard to get reactions from people. Don’t give them the time of day and just report their account

    • @KingOfGaymes
      @KingOfGaymes 7 месяцев назад

      @@Addy-q1kbot, ignore it

    • @lovesick_and_rotting
      @lovesick_and_rotting 7 месяцев назад

      @@Addy-q1kits a bot, just ignore it

  • @mitchellclendening7682
    @mitchellclendening7682 6 месяцев назад +1088

    "that ain't a kink, it's a crime" get Kurtis on Kendrick's next diss track PLEASE

    • @unknownmoonlight4572
      @unknownmoonlight4572 6 месяцев назад +29

      Not Like Us ft. Kurtis Conner

    • @katet8639
      @katet8639 6 месяцев назад +3

      bars 🔥🔥🔥

    • @rock.arrrght
      @rock.arrrght 6 месяцев назад +2

      PLEASE BROOO if he can diss Pinocchio like that then he can definitely diss drake

    • @trulynotsimon
      @trulynotsimon Месяц назад

      He's dissed Drake multiple times on this channel (my favorite is the 90s spy movie one)

  • @orchidrose1410
    @orchidrose1410 28 дней назад +2

    The thing that cracks me up about “book tock” is that those people have been around FOREVER! It’s just that they JUST NOW discovered the internet, anyone who’s grandmother or mom read any of those kind of books, they were one of them😂😂

  • @dorel7142
    @dorel7142 6 месяцев назад +532

    I'm taking the "that's a topic for another video" as a promise that he will make it because I NEED that booktok video. 💀

  • @jess.0J
    @jess.0J 6 месяцев назад +258

    8:23 when Kurtis realizes he is doing jazz hands and goes with it, his smile cracks me up.

  • @Scrimmified
    @Scrimmified 6 месяцев назад +834

    kurtis telling people to go check this dude's page as a test to see if they're a lesbian proves he really understands who his core audience is

    • @oakdrawss
      @oakdrawss 6 месяцев назад +47

      he said that and i had to pause the video because i felt so called out. because I was just sitting there going i dont see what the hype is all about this is just a guy who looks like he could gain some more body fat cause he looks a little malnourished with how defined his muscles are, and then kurtis said that.

    • @BabyMango
      @BabyMango 6 месяцев назад +53

      @ville__thank god you told me this. I am cured.

    • @spam-el3ee
      @spam-el3ee 6 месяцев назад +22

      all 3 ville_ comments reported for misinformation, hate speech, and harassment 👍

    • @clara8328
      @clara8328 6 месяцев назад +24

      @ville__ yeah it is and i choose it all damn day !!!!!!

    • @miggle2784
      @miggle2784 6 месяцев назад +4

      @@BabyMangoDon’t reply to ville! That means it’s easier to click on their profile! This is all they want, they’ve outsmarted you!

  • @kingcuan5261
    @kingcuan5261 4 месяца назад +42

    4:13 obviously he ment a gramie of coke ❄

    • @DoodleDemon69
      @DoodleDemon69 3 месяца назад

      Funniest comment I've ever seen

  • @abbathahoe
    @abbathahoe 6 месяцев назад +378

    book tok started out as a fun place to get book recs but has now become a place more toxic than a 15 year old’s wattpad collection

  • @GreysonSeymour
    @GreysonSeymour 7 месяцев назад +227

    It’s so crazy that sometimes it’s a different cat he’ll be scream singing at and that one’s also biting him so he treats all his animals like garbage

  • @nogoodnames6480
    @nogoodnames6480 7 месяцев назад +615

    "5 years, 3 months, 25 days, 4 hours😈😈😈.... *sniffs milk*" bro what😭

    • @lottiestewart8918
      @lottiestewart8918 7 месяцев назад +80

      I fully fucking thought he was drinking 5 year old milk

    • @nebula541
      @nebula541 7 месяцев назад +11

      @@lottiestewart8918 LMFAO THATS HILARIOUS 😭

    • @hqodimistrash
      @hqodimistrash 7 месяцев назад +11

      homelander kinnie

    • @nightmare_eyes430
      @nightmare_eyes430 7 месяцев назад +21

      I thought his ex was the milk, tbh. And I was like "this is top tier comedy". Turns out it was just creepy.

    • @YTStoleMyUsername
      @YTStoleMyUsername 6 месяцев назад +3

      Well he wrote the script, and you know what they say... write what you know...

  • @Autumnly24
    @Autumnly24 3 месяца назад +5

    "This guys videos are a lesbian test" is the realest thing, half of these videos made me physically recoil like that scene from ratatouille

  • @NightOfTheRevolution
    @NightOfTheRevolution 6 месяцев назад +63

    The "guys raised by flys" one genuinely never ceases to make me lose my shit laughing

  • @cozmicdoodles7167
    @cozmicdoodles7167 6 месяцев назад +183

    You can literally hold my cat like a baby and the most she'll do is a give a surprised "merp!". There's something seriously wrong if his own cats are reacting to him to such a ferocious degree.
    Not to mention screaming into their ears probably hurts quite a bit, and i guarantee isn't helping.

    • @specializedchemicals6669
      @specializedchemicals6669 6 месяцев назад +3

      exactly! and even if he got his cats and they had previous experiences that left them aggressive (like past abuse or being feral) he shouldn't be forcing them into his arms like that! they're so uncomfortable. one of mine is feisty especially when picked up and i don't force her to be held unless it's needed or she wants it.

  • @Kat_815
    @Kat_815 7 месяцев назад +166

    the 'look at that body' joke about reading an essay is added to my S tier kurtis jokes list.

  • @nanohaffy
    @nanohaffy 3 месяца назад +5

    Kurtis set himself up by showing the "Guys raised by flies" TikTok cz whenever I see it I cry laughing 😭 Love u Mayor but he wins this one lol

  • @khyzra8770
    @khyzra8770 6 месяцев назад +298

    i miss when booktok was a community of normal people who recommended good reads.

    • @evelynwright329
      @evelynwright329 6 месяцев назад +7

      fr, I'll take the Colleen Hoover recommendations that I'll never listen to mixed in with actual good books over whatever the hell is happening rn. it's just 13 year Olds reading the worst pieces of literature and screaming about how iconic it is.

    • @w花b
      @w花b 6 месяцев назад +4

      My first guess was that it was Wattpad but even worse. Seems like I was right on the last part but not for the same reason...

  • @ikawaii4830
    @ikawaii4830 7 месяцев назад +265

    Give this guy a grammie

    • @jessmorris8920
      @jessmorris8920 7 месяцев назад +2

      for real, his acting is so good😍😍

    • @Marie-mf8gg
      @Marie-mf8gg 7 месяцев назад +15

      👵🏻

    • @trulynotsimon
      @trulynotsimon Месяц назад

      The Tarzan diss track actually goes hard

  • @LunaMoth9000
    @LunaMoth9000 7 месяцев назад +97

    15:29 "Say hello to my little friend!" 🍭🎀💕🔫

  • @calcifersniffer3359
    @calcifersniffer3359 6 месяцев назад +4

    you played the first clip and I had to stop, I don't think I'm coming to this video anytime soon ITS SO UNCOMFORTABLE

  • @nai24
    @nai24 6 месяцев назад +1361

    Petition for Kurtis to make a separate video discussing the monstrosity that is Booktok 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

    • @DegenerateHour
      @DegenerateHour 6 месяцев назад +24

      I actually thought this was gonna be about Booktok because of thumbnail 😅

    • @RescueGoat
      @RescueGoat 6 месяцев назад +36

      Working in a library, it feels so weird to put books on display that are pretty much the same content I read in secret, on chaotically designed webpages during my teenage years. 😂

    • @project_letters
      @project_letters 6 месяцев назад +3

      Please

    • @raramamala
      @raramamala 6 месяцев назад

      YEEEEES

    • @perfectblueeeee
      @perfectblueeeee 6 месяцев назад

      YES

  • @pinkblink0211
    @pinkblink0211 6 месяцев назад +314

    the irony of the people who like these types of videos like they're not the biggest red flags in the world being like "why can't i find love" well girl.....😭

    • @christinathein951
      @christinathein951 6 месяцев назад +24

      The amount of women who don’t seem to understand that some of these things are GLARING red flags is astounding to me…almost makes me feel like women just walk right into abuse situations willingly 🤷‍♀️ just sayin

    • @heyiamme7196
      @heyiamme7196 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@christinathein951Honestly never seems to amaze me how they want that shit without knowing the consequences but human is human in core with stupidity...

    • @FriendOfMara
      @FriendOfMara 6 месяцев назад +16

      ​@@christinathein951 I don't think women are taught well what things are red flags to be honest. Like look at most spicy romances aimed at women. It is a lot of men not respecting women's boundaries early on and abusing some position of power over them only for the woman to eventually fall in love with their soft side or something. Narratives which support unhealthy relationship dynamics are constantly reproduced in media. And I think most of his audience is probably younger women or girls who haven't yet realized that that stuff is toxic through experience.
      I feel like its not that women walk in to these situations "willingly", but rather they walk in thinking that toxic behaviour is normal, expected, or deserved (if any red flags are actually present at the start and don't only come out later on which is a pretty common thing too). It can also be hard to notice things when you are in a vulnerable state or on the high of being noticed and liked by someone.
      I am a lesbian, but before I figured that out I thought I was bi and started dating a guy almost twice my age when I was barley out of HS. I was in a bad place health wise and craving stability and had been rejected by every girl I'd ever liked so when some charming guy came around and offered me that and made me feel attractive and likeable I thought I was in love or some shit. I didn't even realize until months after things had ended (bc I started realizing I wasn't into men) that he had probably actually just targeted me from the start and had not listened to me consent wise several times. Its easy to play things off when you have been exposed to a lot of media showing those kinds of relationships in a positive light (I used to read too much toxic wattpad as a kid) and when you are vulnerable for whatever reason.

    • @humanbean4037
      @humanbean4037 6 месяцев назад +9

      @@christinathein951 I hope you read friendofmara’s response bc you seem like you’re victim blaming 😬 not a healthy mindset to have there

    • @lotsofuwuenergy3983
      @lotsofuwuenergy3983 6 месяцев назад +7

      @@FriendOfMaraPart of it definitely is the thrill/excitement of the "taboo". I remember back when I used to be into similar stories it was when I've been much less experienced romantically/sexually than now, so most things that weren't resembling Disney-esque "proper" romance was exciting. With more experience with men I'm happily healed from finding overbearing and TBH abusive characters attractive 💀

  • @Idiotbox186
    @Idiotbox186 7 месяцев назад +239

    The absolute WHIPLASH i got at seeing that this is the singing cat guy 💀 i had only ever seen one of those clips in compilation videos, and i always thought it was a one time thing he did to show how he calmed his cat down so i really didnt think too much of it. Yeah... seeing him do it over and over is very uncomfortable...

  • @sybill123ful
    @sybill123ful 5 месяцев назад +4

    watching this again and seeing this skit 12:29 is so funny, cause it’s literally something that happened in GTA roleplay. two characters killed someone, and they went to court saying it was just kink play 😭

  • @alicjaptasznik6952
    @alicjaptasznik6952 6 месяцев назад +1215

    Those people never experienced stalker/ abusive boyfriend ✨

    • @Mavuika_Gyaru
      @Mavuika_Gyaru 6 месяцев назад +41

      Well yeah. It's like when guys say that they want a crazy girl that would stab them

    • @DeltaStormYT
      @DeltaStormYT 6 месяцев назад

      WHAT DO YOU WANT. With women, there is *only* "omg he didnt message me back in 0.0000000000000000000001 seconds, he hates me :( " and "this dude wont leave me alone hes trying to kill me :(((((((("

    • @mothfeatherofriverclan439
      @mothfeatherofriverclan439 6 месяцев назад +100

      @DeltaStormYT
      Spot the incel!

    • @ReginaWrites
      @ReginaWrites 6 месяцев назад

      @@DeltaStormYTtake a breath, incel.

    • @kaleidoss
      @kaleidoss 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@ricaboo9304 bro has never actually talked to a woman

  • @sophiaanth
    @sophiaanth 6 месяцев назад +467

    Kurtis PLEASE give us a booktok deep dive

  • @graceleonard319
    @graceleonard319 6 месяцев назад +243

    “In my own life I’ve seen at least one dad walk away from a tough situation” loved that one as a child of divorce 🤪