SUPERBABIES: The Superhero Movie of Your Nightmares

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  • Опубликовано: 7 фев 2025
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Комментарии • 11 тыс.

  • @kurtisconner
    @kurtisconner  4 года назад +20983

    ok for some reason I called Zack "Nick" at 19:28 after goofing on dudes named Zack and i'm sorry! i'm dumb!

  • @leocortez3441
    @leocortez3441 4 года назад +8705

    "I met my mom the day I was born." ok kurtis weird flex

    • @basednuramiformerpastafurr872
      @basednuramiformerpastafurr872 4 года назад +121

      That awkward moment when your comment gets a heart but only 5 likes.

    • @shadybeashooketh1911
      @shadybeashooketh1911 4 года назад +82

      @@basednuramiformerpastafurr872 my comment was the only one in the section that kurtis hearted on one of his podcasts yet it got 4 likes 💀

    • @rukmaaaaaar
      @rukmaaaaaar 4 года назад +155

      *sad Doofenshmirtz noises*

    • @olivegardensrestroom688
      @olivegardensrestroom688 4 года назад +128

      Both of my parents failed to show up to my birth.

    • @alastorbutwithagun
      @alastorbutwithagun 4 года назад +5

      😔🙄

  • @statesofgracie
    @statesofgracie 4 года назад +10761

    you’re now legally obligated to give us 3 more baby geniuses movie reviews. this comment is legally binding.

    • @Gabi-tp7fz
      @Gabi-tp7fz 4 года назад +289

      Yes 😌🤚 I am George Washington and I agree

    • @adrielcharles8931
      @adrielcharles8931 4 года назад +27

      Agreed!

    • @attiraperry
      @attiraperry 4 года назад +25

      Are there three more???

    • @karla_lolito
      @karla_lolito 4 года назад +199

      If he doesn't comply will he get slapped by legal?

    • @galaxiegoddess
      @galaxiegoddess 4 года назад +84

      He should review Bratz: Super Babyz

  • @rez2293
    @rez2293 4 года назад +10131

    I distinctly remember loving this movie as a small child and my mom “accidentally” lost it and i don’t blame her

    • @jessicawolf5669
      @jessicawolf5669 4 года назад +104

      Lily Dragon best comment

    • @TheIllusiveBlane
      @TheIllusiveBlane 4 года назад +581

      Sorry sweetie. I ran it over and set it on fire to save me from the nightmares.....accidentally of course....

    • @cattpeaky
      @cattpeaky 4 года назад +79

      I used to watch it every day I got it at blockbuster but now I cannot find the dvd anywhere

    • @mossycobbles
      @mossycobbles 4 года назад +46

      I used to watch it on HBO kids I think, then I couldn’t watch HBO kids anymore cause now it wasn’t in our cable package

    • @anthonytorres-cruz1598
      @anthonytorres-cruz1598 4 года назад +8

      Same, but I still think I have the disc

  • @kumatorahaltmanndreemurr
    @kumatorahaltmanndreemurr Год назад +812

    The most annoying part of this movie for me is that they keep insisting Kahuna is a baby. That child is like 6 entire years old

    • @rono3457
      @rono3457 Год назад +88

      hey give the kahuna some respect, he is over 7 years old

    • @Pain.-
      @Pain.- 11 месяцев назад +20

      "6 entire years" lmaoo

    • @sydliminal
      @sydliminal 10 месяцев назад +71

      I looked it up, and the triplets who played him were 9 years old when this was filmed. they're 30 now and they're all hockey players.

    • @kumatorahaltmanndreemurr
      @kumatorahaltmanndreemurr 10 месяцев назад +35

      @@sydliminal that makes it even more annoying. A nine year old isn’t even close to being a baby 💀

    • @bllaib
      @bllaib 6 месяцев назад +12

      @@kumatorahaltmanndreemurr but when I was nine I was 2 months old

  • @ZzzHeliozzZ
    @ZzzHeliozzZ 4 года назад +3855

    This whole movie looks like something Kurtis could have edited, but worse

  • @haleyziegler213
    @haleyziegler213 4 года назад +4541

    Well that explains why everyone I know calls me "Rosita"

  • @thanatos_ow
    @thanatos_ow 4 года назад +4478

    Why did everyone understand the babies in this movie. Aren’t they supposed to be using an ancient language that adults can’t understand

  • @DefNotMyBurner
    @DefNotMyBurner 2 года назад +878

    I just realized that these babies know the secrets of the universe and still shit in their diapers.

    • @duck-ew5zs
      @duck-ew5zs 2 года назад +1

      Maybe that's how you get access to it, shit enough times in diapers and you get to see eternity

    • @orangeleaf2056
      @orangeleaf2056 2 года назад +91

      I mean if you knew the secrets of the universe wouldn’t you shit in your diaper?

    • @patrickd.397
      @patrickd.397 Год назад +70

      Well obviously they know something that we don’t

    • @AceJackWagon885
      @AceJackWagon885 6 месяцев назад +6

      That's the secret

  • @francesst5732
    @francesst5732 4 года назад +9078

    Kurtis is always giving us an extra greeting but who gives him an extra greeting

  • @tamaparker542
    @tamaparker542 4 года назад +3495

    can u imagine giving birth to not one, but two, possibly three children, for them to end up in superbabies? no. absolutely not.

    • @c.w.r.794
      @c.w.r.794 4 года назад +31

      I smell a DNA test

    • @Ale-mx9zd
      @Ale-mx9zd 4 года назад +54

      The fact the parents signed them up to do it- 😭

    • @BladeswolfParadox
      @BladeswolfParadox 4 года назад +20

      Hannah let's have triplets and make super babies 5 and have the triplets from the first to be the bad guys 20 years later

    • @Ale-mx9zd
      @Ale-mx9zd 4 года назад +2

      Really Cringey Vids ?

  • @i-am-shipper-trash8447
    @i-am-shipper-trash8447 4 года назад +1991

    But like... wasn’t it a thing in the first one that adults can’t understand what the babies are saying? It seems like they completely disregarded that whole plot point lol

    • @judistax
      @judistax 4 года назад +17

      Also the main baby in the first movie and kahuna also look like Kurtis

    • @StardustLegend
      @StardustLegend 4 года назад +62

      i'm pretty sure this movie is one of those sequels that aren't really sequels, like the ones that drew gooden talked about

    • @alexasinclair9961
      @alexasinclair9961 4 года назад +4

      im ur 420th like 😎

    • @ringodoodles490
      @ringodoodles490 4 года назад +1

      Just look at what series this is 😂😂😂

    • @ErinLastNameRedacted
      @ErinLastNameRedacted 4 года назад +11

      And the older kids aren’t supposed to be geniuses anymore.

  • @mars199
    @mars199 2 года назад +492

    I remember when I was going to see a movie when I was 12, I overheard a middle age man while waiting in line saying he wanted 1 ticket for Superbabies. That memory is scarred into my brain.
    Edit: Actually I was 11 at the time.

    • @victorlolxd7347
      @victorlolxd7347 Год назад +12

      I wonder why he wanted to watch it

    • @he.said.teenjiejer
      @he.said.teenjiejer Год назад +51

      i almost commented “maybe he was there with his kid” and then i reread it

    • @thatcherevans9137
      @thatcherevans9137 Год назад

      This never happened

    • @Nerodotnet
      @Nerodotnet Год назад +15

      @@thatcherevans9137 interesting

    • @lordgrimixb
      @lordgrimixb Год назад +37

      Probably wanted to see the r rated version.

  • @lolitsnot
    @lolitsnot 4 года назад +1642

    This would’ve been a good time to wear his “I’m baby” shirt.

    • @the_dino_clan1899
      @the_dino_clan1899 4 года назад +14

      Yes It would had been

    • @stacie7766
      @stacie7766 4 года назад +2

      DEFINITELY!!!!

    • @elcxxni8770
      @elcxxni8770 4 года назад +3

      Omg

    • @shaeladacosta4503
      @shaeladacosta4503 4 года назад +5

      Were disappointed in you kurtis

    • @ninisantol
      @ninisantol 4 года назад +5

      my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined. you did this to me, kurtis.

  • @marystuartmurray6122
    @marystuartmurray6122 4 года назад +7042

    I feel like this is a franchise that Angela from the office would endorse

  • @Bea-jl9lt
    @Bea-jl9lt 4 года назад +5839

    Little kids can only work a certain amount of time legally, so that’s why baby characters are played by twins/triplets.

    • @darrylwhitefeather207
      @darrylwhitefeather207 4 года назад +257

      I was really suprised he didn't know that 😅

    • @unknownusername5111
      @unknownusername5111 4 года назад +367

      I was looking for this comment. Most baby characters have to be played by twins/triplets because of work limits and the fact that they're usually preemies, so they're better suited to play newborns too.

    • @caitlinwheeler7915
      @caitlinwheeler7915 4 года назад +82

      Yeah I remember learning this when I was like 8 watching nanny McPhee and being floored and then later discovering that that’s just the norm

    • @roludena2471
      @roludena2471 4 года назад +13

      Basic Pigeon he did. He said it.

    • @Kikicole
      @Kikicole 4 года назад +14

      Ro Ludena right lol why do people keep recommenting what he already said in the video as if he never mentioned it...

  • @Knightmareatthemuseum
    @Knightmareatthemuseum 3 года назад +257

    kurtis :you can tell he's a zack, just look at him - like 5 minute rant on him being a zack
    also kurtis : calls him nick

  • @lonelyheartsclub580
    @lonelyheartsclub580 4 года назад +3967

    Kurtis: I met my mom the day I was born
    Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz: :(

  • @gabrielafinell
    @gabrielafinell 3 года назад +3719

    every time you meet a baby, there's a chance it's actually a 70 year old superhero

    • @mollykircher3104
      @mollykircher3104 3 года назад +120

      And that is the reason I always say "You better fucking save the world dude" to the baby and walk away.

    • @dylankennedy4539
      @dylankennedy4539 3 года назад +29

      Best to give it a little shakey shake just in case

    • @Fantallana
      @Fantallana 3 года назад +9

      @@mollykircher3104 me @ gen z

    • @keshagriffin3375
      @keshagriffin3375 3 года назад +10

      @ me to other Gen Z kids: because I’m to lazy to actually save the world

    • @Sp3ctralI
      @Sp3ctralI 2 года назад +13

      Chances are rare
      But never 0

  • @mirandac3500
    @mirandac3500 4 года назад +741

    ... so they gave the only girl baby love- themed superpowers? I'm uncomfortable

    • @rosaliethomson6749
      @rosaliethomson6749 4 года назад +148

      Rhel OTO and the only black baby is literally a ball like why they’re the shittiest powers ever

    • @til9518
      @til9518 4 года назад +13

      ughhhh i know

    • @princeluffy412
      @princeluffy412 3 месяца назад +6

      I do find it a little amusing that the first couple she made was a gay one, though. Weird cupid baby said Love Wins, I guess.

  • @emmsklooz
    @emmsklooz Год назад +89

    I saw this movie on TV when I was a young child and it *marked* me. Every once in a while I would remember a superhero baby giving magic milk to a baby squad and them turning into superbabies and it would drive me nuts. I'd bring it up to my mom and she'd have no idea what I was talking about.
    I can now rest easy knowing I did not imagine it.

    • @julianna3863
      @julianna3863 Год назад +1

      I’m in the same boat!!! I’ve been trying to find it for years and just figured it out today to find that people HATE it?!?!!? I have been wanting to rewatch it 😭🥲

  • @emmab508
    @emmab508 4 года назад +1332

    They actually have to use twins or triplets due to child labor laws, kids can only work like 2 hours. So they get twins or triplets to work so they get more work done in a day

    • @winterzealot
      @winterzealot 4 года назад +42

      That’s interesting to know - thank you!

    • @annabellehulbert8662
      @annabellehulbert8662 4 года назад +5

      that's exactly what I was thinking

    • @maddiemageean3225
      @maddiemageean3225 4 года назад +23

      and that time includes hair, makeup, costuming, rehearsals AND time to learn (but i think that's mostly for older kids)

    • @leah8jean
      @leah8jean 4 года назад +22

      that's also why the olsen twins were casted for full house

    • @SieMiezekatze
      @SieMiezekatze 4 года назад

      How do you know this????

  • @pugpug6528
    @pugpug6528 4 года назад +1418

    We’re all majorly forgetting something here. This a DAY CARE. Therefore, when they spent the night somewhere, they didn’t tell the kid’s parents? What the hell?

    • @megantinker1395
      @megantinker1395 4 года назад +60

      Yaaa, WHERE TF ARE THE PARENTS

    • @thewriteinpresident
      @thewriteinpresident 4 года назад +3

      When “MADNESS” is all that remains…
      You have heard it said that the way you [raise a child] /_\ will determine the DESTINY of that being, and in a world where children (are now raised) / * \ too SELF ISOLATE……..., and SHELTER IN PLACE…….., do you think there will be {any more hugs} [{**}] and joy and laughter for the little ones in this day and age??? As this WAR OF THE WORLD unfolds between We The Society of nonmason……., and them these FREE MASON “Lodge Members” what has this (COVID19) Alien Invasion of PROJECT BLUE BEAM brought to the world be we Male and Female……, or Incubus….., and Succubus for our TWO WORLDS have always been…., and good and evil are only A CHOICE not a Condition..., and this world of Trillion Watt Lazers.., and The Great Nuclear Hydrogen Weapons is this the “only reason” +=+ we live too fight and die., and REPEAT the same damn things over and over hoping or “helping” too find THE SAME Damnation RESULTS.?.?.?.?.?
      As The Oracle for the End of this age, and a Male Incubus one at that, has it “ever occurred” [{*}] to you that as The King of ANGELS and DEMONS “my” and OUR WORLD REPUBLIC CONSTITUTION Coalition is a Road Map and a Blue Print “out of this” SLAVE MASTER Fallacy where one thinks they own another when whatever “you hold onto” in this life Actually OWNS You, and you become a SLAVE to the thing [you believe] you cannot live without be it FAME, or Fortune, or Power, or some piece of METAL called The RING….. Have we not spent “a lifetime” doing the same things over and over EXPECTING {Different Results} from WORLD DOMINATION PLOTS too saying I wish to come back as a VIRUS and (do eradication) to all these Human Beings when in truth even you miserable LEADERS and Kings and Queens and “Your Excellencies” and Majesties are still HUMAN BEING for do you not share in OUR EMOTIONAL MAKE UP “be you” incubus and succubus???????
      The Cities are not EMPTY cause there are no people left, the Cities are EMPTY cause these People were never here… You can drive and drive too find (Thousands of Cars) in these 50 STATES FOR AMERICA, but once you pull into a TOWN that is still on Lock Down, you see the ENTRAPMENT “of we all” in this Celestial Sphere Duel FLAT EARTH Home World of PURGATORY……., we are the descendants “of them” that DESTROYED This World over 10,000 Eons Ago, and the POPULATIONS have “never returned” for we forgot how to do RE-POPULATION, and in our Insanity of LUNATICS running the show, we continue to have WAR after WAR after WAR, so FREE MASON Lodge Member could continue to [get the Jobs] teaching FAKE SPACE, False Religions, and Malfeasance in our “Politics” too our LOCAL NEWS PAPERS cause no one wants to OWN What you Done!!!!!
      If you do not know BIG WORDS, then it is time you learned “how to use them” as you STAY HOME, or STAY AT HOME while your little ones are taught to be (Ritualistic Narcissist) and Psychopaths for they are called the SEGREGATIONIST where your babies are to remain [666 FEET] Apart at all times, and they “are not” too TALK to others……., and they are only allowed TV SCREENS of these Black Mirror PizzaGATE “Scrying” Devices too be their TRUE moms and dads, as The EDISON of Forced Technology takes away your Communities, your Companion Ships, and Marriages and Families and Friend Ships for how can you (love or hate) one another if all you do in life is learn to OBEY - COMPLY - SUBMIT when the Book of REVELATION “does so state” that the PEOPLE began to Curse Their NEON GOD for denying them the right “too be humane” as they lost all connection to their HUMANITY “be they” Incubus and Succubus of MALE AND FEMALE… Left ALONE too one day become “nothing more” than MACHINE PEOPLE with MACHINE MINDS that lie to themselves {for all time} about Whom they are, What they are, and Where they are…..
      Johnny Exodice LIVES!!!

    • @thifanny7298
      @thifanny7298 4 года назад +19

      @@thewriteinpresident man. what are you on?

    • @pugpug6528
      @pugpug6528 4 года назад +4

      The Write In President Why??

    • @c.w.r.794
      @c.w.r.794 4 года назад +1

      They didn’t do that in Rugrats either

  • @FrancisR420
    @FrancisR420 4 года назад +2974

    I'm against child acting unless children are also filming and directing.

    • @Ollebolle112
      @Ollebolle112 4 года назад +223

      Clearly the case in this movie

    • @jellybean1528
      @jellybean1528 4 года назад +59

      the only instance of babies acting should be as babies being born or hold

    • @pourna3165
      @pourna3165 4 года назад +24

      I understand where you're coming from but what will they do if they have a character who's a child?

    • @ninkiminjaj3614
      @ninkiminjaj3614 4 года назад +2

      Signe the petition

    • @Lovinia1
      @Lovinia1 4 года назад +78

      Child acting is HIGHLY regulated and a pretty fun project for them.
      Child pageanting on the other hand is mostly unregulated as well as demanding and abusive

  • @bryh555
    @bryh555 2 года назад +73

    The reason twins are often used to play one character is cause child labor laws prevented kids under a certain age to be limited to a certain amount of acting which counted as work so they often had twins or triplets to quickly swap them out to continually shoot without breaking those laws. I learned about that in a video about the Olsen twins and what playing Michelle tanner was like for them

  • @Luvsrwj14
    @Luvsrwj14 4 года назад +1147

    I guess whoever made this movie doesn’t know that 2 year olds don’t really sport just tshirts and a diaper everywhere they go

    • @stephdux1805
      @stephdux1805 4 года назад +34

      MaKayla Richards But it’s the height of fashion.

    • @c.w.r.794
      @c.w.r.794 4 года назад +16

      Why are these four year olds wearing diapers?

    • @DesaiaZ
      @DesaiaZ 4 года назад +2

      @@c.w.r.794 Well I'm working in a kindergarden.... you don't wanna know how much older children have problems with the toilet nowadays. People don't have time or patience anymore to teach their children this....

  • @giorgia.m
    @giorgia.m 4 года назад +993

    I thought the title was “Sugarbabies” and that seems to be a much edgier sequel to baby geniuses.

    • @MsKristinaRose
      @MsKristinaRose 4 года назад +75

      Giorgia M maybe that’s the R Rated version of this movie

    • @nickv.3573
      @nickv.3573 4 года назад +7

      Oh helll no

    • @sab8269
      @sab8269 4 года назад +3

      I literally thought that was the title up until i started watching the video and he said the title . I had to do a double take on the name of the video.lmao

    • @hsmacaraig
      @hsmacaraig 4 года назад +1

      Danielle B HAHAHHAHAHA

    • @giorgia.m
      @giorgia.m 4 года назад +2

      Naomi Bell the exact same thing happened to me MANDELA EFFECT

  • @lindsayjord
    @lindsayjord 4 года назад +868

    Kurtis: Isn’t it weird how there’s been a lot of baby hatred lately?
    Also Kurtis a minute later: I’m gonna fight these babies and fly away...

  • @BlazeNStar
    @BlazeNStar 2 года назад +78

    A Zack is like a Kyle or a Karen in the sense that you know exactly every part of their personality and what they probably look like just by hearing their name. Its magic.

  • @goldbirdcages
    @goldbirdcages 4 года назад +717

    Kurtis, two weeks ago: "I'm not gonna use the greenscreen as much anymore"
    Kurtis, today: *plays 20 different babies*

    • @frankie4924
      @frankie4924 4 года назад +14

      it’s out of his control at this point

  • @sams_not_here
    @sams_not_here 4 года назад +4255

    i feel like the baby geniuses franchise just takes every troupe and every genre and then adds B A B I E S

    • @muffin1168
      @muffin1168 3 года назад +74

      Gay B A B I E S

    • @killminewin4733
      @killminewin4733 3 года назад +88

      Wanna get quick money on the Black Market?
      *B A B I E S*

    • @waluigiforsmash7090
      @waluigiforsmash7090 3 года назад +44

      Da
      B A B I E!
      LET'S GO!

    • @lexyaw2158
      @lexyaw2158 3 года назад +21

      Same with air bud

    • @LostArtificer
      @LostArtificer 3 года назад +27

      next movie is called super babies in Vegas gambling overpower

  • @sarasilverburg1190
    @sarasilverburg1190 4 года назад +2366

    I shouldn’t have watched this with my toddler bc now she won’t stop saying kahuna and I’m scared

    • @emitheorbit1118
      @emitheorbit1118 4 года назад +264

      *TAKE THE CHILD TO AN EXORCIST OR SOMETHING ELSEWHERE BEFORE IT LAUGHS LIKE AN OVERUSED BABY SOUND EFFECT*

    • @gracebarnet4182
      @gracebarnet4182 4 года назад +189

      JUST THROW THE WHOLE CHILD OUT THERES NOTHING YOU CAN DO

    • @houseplantfreak1658
      @houseplantfreak1658 4 года назад +142

      IT'S TOO LATE . SHE'S TOO FAR OFF ALREADY. SAVE YOURSELF

    • @paris5410
      @paris5410 4 года назад +63

      THROW OUT OF WINDOW, SET ON FIRE AND BURY AT LEAST FIVE METERS DEEP, IT'S TOO LATE NOW

    • @holypeaches925
      @holypeaches925 4 года назад +52

      DIG A HOLE AND BURN IT THE EARTHS CORE

  • @SirAbrahamSlaps
    @SirAbrahamSlaps 4 года назад +547

    “Ageless, possessed, demon ceiling baby” was a phrase I never thought I’d hear.

  • @itsyaboitavino3273
    @itsyaboitavino3273 3 года назад +3758

    “We can reverse it and crank up the free will!” Me trying to sound smart in my Sociology class

    • @melaniee1051
      @melaniee1051 3 года назад +45

      Ayyye I’m taking sociology rn💀

    • @rahnnstaap
      @rahnnstaap 3 года назад +35

      @@melaniee1051 ahh bad memories. my sociology teacher had us do a damn scrapbook all year and never actually taught us anything about sociology 😂😂

    • @themostdistinguishedsnek6856
      @themostdistinguishedsnek6856 2 года назад +18

      For a second I thought you said Scientology class

    • @suezuccati304
      @suezuccati304 2 года назад +27

      everyone knows that Free Will is like a currency you trade for choices, if you don't have it, your brain rolls a d20 for a skill check.

    • @Knapperoni
      @Knapperoni Год назад +3

      @@suezuccati304 Can you trade me some of your Free Will for Exposure?

  • @Ktless
    @Ktless 4 года назад +13655

    No one gonna talk about how they gave the two white boy babies “cool” powers and gave the girl baby a “love” super power and the black baby is a basketball player???

    • @adamjnotthecongressmanschi7026
      @adamjnotthecongressmanschi7026 4 года назад +1070

      Yeah.... 😬

    • @lordrathut
      @lordrathut 4 года назад +569

      Eh, it was the early 2000s. What can you do?

    • @colleenquigley6393
      @colleenquigley6393 4 года назад +2036

      he also says “can a brotha get some water?” at around 22:49...

    • @toufikelhossami8151
      @toufikelhossami8151 4 года назад +2343

      Not even a basketball player. LITERALLY just a basketball.

    • @mekishik0
      @mekishik0 4 года назад +1144

      and they way they made him have an accent and use AAVE....... yeah it doesn't sit right with me

  • @themerryhatter
    @themerryhatter Год назад +27

    I'm 2 years late to this party but I'm so used to Kurtis playing every character in his skits, that I was like "how does the craft services guy know the kids are all twins? They're all wearing different clothes"

  • @janaforkel1
    @janaforkel1 4 года назад +535

    I love that Kurtis edits things like a knife into his hand in post when he could have just grabbed an actual knife

  • @lilly-id7js
    @lilly-id7js 3 года назад +2797

    idk why kurtis calling john wick “john” just absolutely killed me

    • @leviathxns
      @leviathxns 3 года назад +196

      "Mr. Wick? Oh you mean my buddy John, we go mini golfing together sometimes"

    • @donkeykong8389
      @donkeykong8389 3 года назад +101

      Who?
      Isn't John Wick the name of that movie with Two Guns Greg?

    • @themorrigan7702
      @themorrigan7702 3 года назад +68

      @@donkeykong8389 Two Guns Gary

    • @Random-sk6hm
      @Random-sk6hm Год назад +40

      @@donkeykong8389 Two Guns Greg is the new fandom name for Danny Gonzalez

    • @lordgrimixb
      @lordgrimixb Год назад +3

      Same. Sounded weird for some reason.

  • @itsgrace717
    @itsgrace717 4 года назад +900

    Kahuna is a boomer which is why he doesn't like kids watching TV

    • @amplifiedapathy
      @amplifiedapathy 4 года назад +3

      Anna M underrated comment

    • @TheVivaciousNerd
      @TheVivaciousNerd 4 года назад +1

      Lol what? Boomer's kids were practically raised on TV, it's like a defining feature of that time, they're literally referred to as the MTV generation.

    • @nocturtle13
      @nocturtle13 4 года назад +2

      @@TheVivaciousNerd MTV generation was more gen x I believe

    • @sacvideo1998
      @sacvideo1998 4 года назад +7

      I guess if he was meant to be 70 in 2004 and thus born in 1934, he'd be about 12 years too old to be an actual baby boomer, though he does have a certain boomer energy

    • @TheVivaciousNerd
      @TheVivaciousNerd 4 года назад +3

      @@nocturtle13 Sort of yeah, some overlap with millenials older too... but yeah I was referring to the boomer's kids as the MTV generation, not the boomers themselves :)

  • @heehee3993
    @heehee3993 3 года назад +65

    18:22 so this why I was never allowed to drink my glow in the dark bracelets

  • @rosalierowan
    @rosalierowan 4 года назад +578

    Therapist: Ageless posessed demon ceiling baby can’t hurt you. He doesn’t exist.
    Ageless posessed demon ceiling baby:

    • @snail2426
      @snail2426 4 года назад +11

      you mean the 𝙆𝘼𝙃𝙊𝙊𝙉𝘼

  • @marissa2902
    @marissa2902 4 года назад +379

    quite interesting how shakespeare has been real quiet since the release of superbabies

  • @Nerdy12
    @Nerdy12 4 года назад +1922

    So, are we just not going to acknowledge that Kahuna and his brother were raised in North America but somehow the brother has a German accent in adulthood?

    • @roseban5938
      @roseban5938 4 года назад +67

      Rivka Arbetter Kahuna, a Hawaiian word as well

    • @dothmotherknowyouwearth
      @dothmotherknowyouwearth 4 года назад +81

      @@roseban5938
      Mr Worldwide over here.

    • @roseban5938
      @roseban5938 4 года назад +9

      Doth mother know you weareth her drapes? I live here so😅

    • @dothmotherknowyouwearth
      @dothmotherknowyouwearth 4 года назад +13

      @@roseban5938
      Nice.
      And I meant the German-sounding dude and Kahuna.

    • @joy411ful
      @joy411ful 4 года назад +4

      11:28

  • @yerinbaekscandlelight
    @yerinbaekscandlelight 2 года назад +78

    23:32 Kylie's face throughout this whole scene is me watching this movie LMAO

  • @sonarcha1711
    @sonarcha1711 4 года назад +6173

    Wait a second..
    If Kahuna is seventy years old, and he helped children in Berlin, 1962, that can mean two options:
    a) The movie is happening in around 2032
    b) Kahuna was born in 1930's. That means he has seen World War 2. So this superpowerful baby has lived horrors and traumas of WW2.

    • @crazylilly5949
      @crazylilly5949 4 года назад +257

      oR bOTh

    • @realkingofwales3917
      @realkingofwales3917 4 года назад +668

      Considering Kahuna is a Hawaiin name, that means they also may have been present during the bombing of Pearl Harbor.

    • @jenncardona5998
      @jenncardona5998 4 года назад +140

      I rewatched that clip and I think he actually says Kahuna is over 7 years old, not 70

    • @realkingofwales3917
      @realkingofwales3917 4 года назад +264

      @@jenncardona5998 K but he was also alive in the 50s, so 70 is the only logical answer.

    • @jenncardona5998
      @jenncardona5998 4 года назад +77

      I'm not saying it makes sense, but if you listen closely, he really does say seven, not 70

  • @bogscholar691
    @bogscholar691 4 года назад +1701

    “Muscles shouldn’t be on a baby” Shh no one tell him about all of those classical paintings of jacked baby Jesus

    • @idkwhatimdoimg2165
      @idkwhatimdoimg2165 4 года назад +97

      One time i saw a painting of jesus in the vatican where he had a like a 12 pack or something

    • @eliana4976
      @eliana4976 4 года назад +68

      shit im looking that up r i g h t n o w

    • @eliana4976
      @eliana4976 4 года назад +62

      OH MY GOD I REGRET THAT

    • @respectthefish4992
      @respectthefish4992 4 года назад +21

      "Jesus was always strong so that we could sometimes be week" won't I get an amen?

    • @anomaliexxx
      @anomaliexxx 4 года назад +14

      That’s just the most cursed thing ever-

  • @writerhannah
    @writerhannah 4 года назад +1178

    The fact that they're all twins and triplets is super common in film and television and it's for legal reasons. On film sets there are strict rules on how long a child actor can work plus time that must be spent with a tutor to continue their education while working. Plus they need time for hair, make up and costuming. This means you only have a few good hours to shoot which, on movies with one or two kids, is fine cause you can spend the rest of the day shooting with the adult characters but on sets with primarily kids in the script that really limits the scheduling abilities of the film. Hiring crew, renting equipment, dealing with locations, it's a hassle already meaning you have to make the most out of your filming days and abiding by a child actors schedule would mean shorter days, MONTHS of filming and insanely high budgets. But with twins, one can be on set while the other is in tutoring or taking a break. Triplets increase your time effectiveness even more, so the crew can keep doing 12-15 hour days while the kids can stick to their shorter hours.
    Tada!

    • @ninkiminjaj3614
      @ninkiminjaj3614 4 года назад +44

      I clicked see more and then I was like woow

    • @grantmegan91
      @grantmegan91 4 года назад +7

      We know

    • @SC-jh9qp
      @SC-jh9qp 4 года назад +9

      Using CGI kids would be a lot simpler!

    • @alexdecarter9173
      @alexdecarter9173 4 года назад +16

      @@SC-jh9qp with what budget? Most movies can’t afford that. Look at twilight and that baby was real plus CGI.

    • @SC-jh9qp
      @SC-jh9qp 4 года назад +8

      I was kidding. ❤️

  • @marvinwarvin8530
    @marvinwarvin8530 2 года назад +38

    fun fact: when I was little I was having a sleepover with my friend at her house and we watched baby geniuses on her kid tv, but she fell asleep during the movie and it kept starting over every time it ended and I didn’t know how to use the kid tv so I couldn’t turn it off or fall asleep the entire night

  • @chubbynerd
    @chubbynerd 4 года назад +861

    For reference, *The Emoji Movie* has a 7% on Rotten Tomatoes

    • @sushicat7224
      @sushicat7224 4 года назад +8

      That's sad

    • @chocolatepiano7366
      @chocolatepiano7366 4 года назад +9

      Still can't believe Patrick Stewart was in that film.

    • @jimmypawlowski6918
      @jimmypawlowski6918 4 года назад +8

      this makes the emoji movie look like cinema

    • @100derp
      @100derp 4 года назад

      @@chocolatepiano7366 excuse u it's SIR patrick stewart show sum frikin respect!1!1! >:(

    • @Purplebowlingball
      @Purplebowlingball 4 года назад

      Chocolate Piano let alone he plays POOP 💩

  • @fawxiie
    @fawxiie 4 года назад +2685

    i just realized that even though the flashback is in the sixties, Kahuna does flips towards a mid 90's Mustang

    • @ILikeRice88924
      @ILikeRice88924 4 года назад +196

      The almighty time traveling Mustang

    • @UzUMaK1-Lee
      @UzUMaK1-Lee 3 года назад +141

      Ho ho! That's a plot hole in one!

    • @crymorefkr
      @crymorefkr 3 года назад +6

      Nah if you slow down the playback speed you hear 7 Clearly

    • @sharking7496
      @sharking7496 3 года назад +23

      Kahuna is above the measly space-time continuum

    • @hat7475
      @hat7475 3 года назад

      KaWHAT

  • @elsypie9834
    @elsypie9834 4 года назад +871

    the only thing thats really wrong about this movie is that one of the babies names is Finkleman

    • @maieen2665
      @maieen2665 4 года назад +16

      elsypie It sounds way too much like “Fecal Man”

    • @juliajozsa2724
      @juliajozsa2724 4 года назад +38

      Yeah it should be Finklebaby obviously

    • @vxntage.teacup1859
      @vxntage.teacup1859 4 года назад

      @@juliajozsa2724 ikr

  • @kalajuett2608
    @kalajuett2608 3 года назад +53

    I actually thought these movies were a fever dream..I had these movies on replay as a kid which probably explains why I've lived my entire life with PTSD.

  • @sammanthal2402
    @sammanthal2402 4 года назад +1999

    me in quarantine, impulse buying roller skates: “c r a n k u p t h e f r e e w i l l”

    • @purplejellytotPJT
      @purplejellytotPJT 4 года назад +1

      Sammantha L +

    • @Sam-mb6mg
      @Sam-mb6mg 4 года назад +25

      Sammantha L FOR REAL. WHY IS EVERYONE BUYING ROLLERSKATES

    • @JoHarryDaddee
      @JoHarryDaddee 4 года назад

      Is this really a thing? I wanted roller skates for my birthday 😅

    • @JoHarryDaddee
      @JoHarryDaddee 4 года назад +1

      Sam three words: Chet faker - gold 😙

    • @sammanthal2402
      @sammanthal2402 4 года назад +3

      Sam i think people are craving freedom right now, and have more time for hobbies ! plus roller skating just looks like so much fun & i think lots of people are desperate for that. at least those are my reasons 😂

  • @panerenwanz36
    @panerenwanz36 4 года назад +598

    Kurtis during corona: I guess i'll binge watch baby geniuses.

  • @skone1996
    @skone1996 4 года назад +775

    I got weirdly obsessed with this movie for about a week when i was 8 years old and I have no idea why. I watched this movie like twice a day for a week and pretended to be a super baby and this memory haunts me.

    • @thebuzzle
      @thebuzzle 4 года назад +18

      Same! Me and my whole family seriously believed in the baby talk theory for years, no joke

    • @yudonnom3
      @yudonnom3 4 года назад +1

      i have a weird similarity to this

    • @Chi_Ch1
      @Chi_Ch1 4 года назад

      i'm 16 and i remember watching this almost everyday when i was younger.

    • @Vdmediaa
      @Vdmediaa 4 года назад +1

      I would like this but I can’t

    • @sammelville2666
      @sammelville2666 4 года назад +1

      I'm the exact same way. I've completely forgotten about this movie since I was like 5, but as he went through each scene, I vividly remember all of it

  • @nickschaffner7562
    @nickschaffner7562 2 года назад +9

    Okay no joke this was my absolute FAVORITE movie when I was little! I’ve watched a thousand times. I very distinctly remember Kahuna being my first crush, and my parents once got my a tee shirt with Kahuna on it (it was like an actual shirt with a Hawaiian dude on it) because I was obsessed with this movie. While watching this, I felt so weird cause even though I haven’t seen the movie in the last decade, every moment was so clear to me

  • @Lauren-rx9fv
    @Lauren-rx9fv 4 года назад +3471

    Kurtis: YOU CANT HAVE THE SAME ACTOR PLAY THE VILLAIN AND HERO 🤬🤬🤬
    Kurtis’s sketches:

  • @hayleyrae189
    @hayleyrae189 4 года назад +643

    As a Hayley, I can confirm that Rosita is very different than Hayley.

    • @lucyschraff4893
      @lucyschraff4893 4 года назад +21

      Hayley Rae thank god you said that i hate getting things from secondary sources even if it’s Kurtis yunno

    • @hayleyrae189
      @hayleyrae189 4 года назад +8

      Lucy Schraff I gotchu. Always here to back up the facts.

    • @thirtysevenbees
      @thirtysevenbees 4 года назад +1

      yeah i agree

    • @roseauston841
      @roseauston841 4 года назад +3

      as a rosita, i can confirm that that hayley is very different than rosita.

    • @hayleyrae189
      @hayleyrae189 4 года назад +1

      Plushypony 94 yeah you gotta do at least APA citation for sources lol 😂

  • @gard2097
    @gard2097 4 года назад +448

    I’m starting to suspect that Kurtis is actually one of the babies and he played the role when he was a baby

    • @pointyledge
      @pointyledge 4 года назад +10

      Gard now he’s making fun of the movies bc of the trauma😳

    • @gyatrizz24
      @gyatrizz24 4 года назад +4

      Gard This is all an advertisement ploy.

    • @niccfro
      @niccfro 4 года назад +9

      kurtis is played by triplets

  • @kylechymyck
    @kylechymyck 3 года назад +43

    I'm sure someone has explained this in the last year already, but just in case; union rules and labor laws dictate that child can only work a certain number of hours in a day (3 or 4 I think), so using twins lets them spend more time filming each day and get more done.

  • @erroreden
    @erroreden 4 года назад +822

    Imagine growing up and realizing your parents let you be in this movie

    • @erroreden
      @erroreden 4 года назад +5

      Luiza Leontios oh absolutely 💀 I would never say it out loud

    • @SomaStory
      @SomaStory 4 года назад +25

      Ngl that would make for a really funny story to tell people

    • @awanti26
      @awanti26 Год назад +7

      The child actors sorry I mean BABY actors probably regret this 💀

    • @wantedbird55srandomchannel28
      @wantedbird55srandomchannel28 6 месяцев назад

      Not to mention that you're one of 3 stunt doubles.

  • @ckeane4660
    @ckeane4660 4 года назад +887

    Kurtis if we don’t get merch with “Crank up the Free Will” I will riot

    • @nban_1238
      @nban_1238 4 года назад +7

      I’d wear it

    • @nban_1238
      @nban_1238 4 года назад +7

      Or help the riot, either one I don’t mind

  • @hearthayleyy
    @hearthayleyy 4 года назад +1382

    "America's favorite talking babies are back!"
    Rugrats: "Do i look like a joke to you?"

    • @tt-zc3qz
      @tt-zc3qz 4 года назад +10

      I lost the game

    • @KillaSardinez5656
      @KillaSardinez5656 4 года назад +19

      Rugrats: are you sure about that?

    • @midnightgamer2158
      @midnightgamer2158 4 года назад +6

      Lol

    • @stefania5882
      @stefania5882 4 года назад +28

      The only talking babies I wanna see are Tommy, Chuckie, Phil and Lil. That's it. Angelica Pickles can especially eff off

    • @JohnGardnerAlhadis
      @JohnGardnerAlhadis 2 года назад +3

      @@stefania5882 Angelica wasn't related to Tommy, so her surname wouldn't be "Pickles".

  • @user-ps9ch8eg5w
    @user-ps9ch8eg5w 3 месяца назад +7

    22:55 “Get back to work” HOW TF DID THE PRODUCERS LET THAT SLIDDE??💀💀😭😭

  • @amy5620
    @amy5620 4 года назад +378

    Is no one going to mention the fact that John Voigts character is dressed like an edgy nazi, like the how they dressed in WWII..

  • @_gay_grim_
    @_gay_grim_ 2 года назад +65

    Kids in movies or TV shows are almost always twins or triplets lol but a movie full of babies having all of those babies be twins or triplets is actually terrifying. That's too many twins and triplets in one fucking area

  • @161MyChemicalRomance
    @161MyChemicalRomance 4 года назад +707

    The reason why there’s so many twins is because child actors under age 6 can only work for 2-3 hours a day! Most young children on TV shows are actually twins because it doubles the amount of filming they can do.

    • @teresahowick5197
      @teresahowick5197 4 года назад +27

      Tessa161 I found this out during full house

    • @LurkingOnlineSomeWhere
      @LurkingOnlineSomeWhere 4 года назад

      Tessa161 not really the whole reason but I guess that’s one point

    • @vollmond9342
      @vollmond9342 4 года назад +30

      So Zack and Cody are actually two Zacks and Two Codies?

    • @atsushifan87698
      @atsushifan87698 4 года назад +3

      bruh what no, they switched between cole and dylan

    • @emmaa5971
      @emmaa5971 4 года назад +20

      Vollmond Zach and Cody were older than 6 on Suite Life so they didn’t need 2 kids to play each character. When they were really young though and the part was large enough, they would both play the same character

  • @ThatPazuzu
    @ThatPazuzu 4 года назад +547

    "cranking up the free will" does not sound like a good thing. It sounds like the Purge or something

    • @Parrot5884
      @Parrot5884 4 года назад +6

      It's also how non-masochists play the Sims. Never turn off free will.
      _NEVER_

    • @antitheticaldreamgirl
      @antitheticaldreamgirl 4 года назад

      @@Parrot5884 i was just about to say

    • @rach3496
      @rach3496 4 года назад

      🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂

    • @jordanetherington1922
      @jordanetherington1922 4 года назад

      I remember you from Retsupurae comments

    • @ThatPazuzu
      @ThatPazuzu 4 года назад

      @@jordanetherington1922 sup

  • @iamthevillainofthisstory1240
    @iamthevillainofthisstory1240 3 года назад +17

    I go to school with a girl who plays one of those babies. Technically both of them because theyre twins and played the role interchangeably. I dont remember if they were in the 2nd one or the 1st one, but they played that movie in fifth grade and regret it all the way into highschool.
    Edit: It was the first one. The one on the far left on the cover.

  • @magorzatanowinska9402
    @magorzatanowinska9402 4 года назад +1193

    Conspiracy theory time: what if they made this movie purposely this bad so when the kids watch it, they'll never want to watch tv anymore?

    • @emoboy42069
      @emoboy42069 4 года назад +57

      małgorzata nowińska I remember seeing this movie as a very young child and really liking it and asking my parents if I could watch it again and they just said “no.”

    • @andrypereira7681
      @andrypereira7681 4 года назад +2

      análise 🤔

    • @lex_joan6695
      @lex_joan6695 4 года назад +13

      dj yeah same it’s so weird seeing Kurtis see this without having flashbacks. The second he showed the cave I was pushed back to my childhood...

    • @gaymersupreme8546
      @gaymersupreme8546 4 года назад +2

      i remember me and my brother being obsessed with this movie and i was so upset when i found out there wasn’t a sequel

    • @seraphimboys3699
      @seraphimboys3699 4 года назад +1

      Damn they really cranked up the free will with that one

  • @lydiamcnanney8
    @lydiamcnanney8 4 года назад +385

    My four year old self thought this movie was stupid. That same four year old self ate sand. That’s how bad this movie is.

  • @mirari3890
    @mirari3890 4 года назад +274

    At this point you have to do all the other movies, it's fate.

  • @dylanrains5838
    @dylanrains5838 2 года назад +9

    I'm pretty sure the reason that Archie knew Captain Can was the fact that the babies literally know everything, like they know the secrets if the universe. Whit's sister from the first movie knew who Abe Lincoln was and could recite the Ghettysburg Address so.

  • @miac140
    @miac140 4 года назад +500

    At the end when Kahuna leaves he goes back to the 40s to have his dance with Peggy

  • @captainsalamander946
    @captainsalamander946 4 года назад +452

    I want to see a part three but I'm worried about Kurtis's mental health

  • @haileyymayaa
    @haileyymayaa 4 года назад +229

    Me being named Hailey: *credits roll on my life and i’m named rosita*

  • @mollyoconnor9365
    @mollyoconnor9365 2 года назад +25

    6:41 is giving the same energy as the shrek 3 baby nightmare

  • @iydensmith5115
    @iydensmith5115 4 года назад +257

    “I’m gonna fight these babies then fly away”
    -Kurtis Conner 2020

  • @sneha3419
    @sneha3419 4 года назад +320

    What I know about Kurtis so far:
    1. He doesn't like babies much.
    2. He really likes his green screen.

    • @maitezonga1170
      @maitezonga1170 4 года назад

      what about a green screen baby

    • @tiaragordon5517
      @tiaragordon5517 4 года назад +5

      4. He graduated from YYU. Yee yee University.

    • @user-ow1ly2bs1e
      @user-ow1ly2bs1e 4 года назад +2

      @@tiaragordon5517 5: He is the mayor of Kurtistown and has an extremely sexual relationship with Neil Breen

  • @joshbishop7134
    @joshbishop7134 4 года назад +975

    Just an fyi Kurtis , the character who played Zach, was Goku in the movie “Dragon Ball: Evolution” - this is a very hated movie in the fandom. It would be a lovely segway from this movie to that one for you to check out.

    • @s4di.3
      @s4di.3 4 года назад +38

      just for future reference the correct word in this context is "segue" and not "segway". Pronounced the same but aren't the same thing

    • @inredrustivel321
      @inredrustivel321 4 года назад +6

      @@s4di.3 whats the context which one should be used? honest question

    • @arianagarcia5244
      @arianagarcia5244 4 года назад +34

      Gabriel Broco i believe that Segway is the scooter thing that mall cops ride and segue is a transition between two subjects

    • @pepsi2471
      @pepsi2471 4 года назад +5

      Gabriel Broco a segue is like one thing leading to something else, usually in movies or songs but also in conversation (so the actors being in both bad movies would be a segue into talking about the dbz movie) and a segway is a type of machine

    • @pepsi2471
      @pepsi2471 4 года назад +1

      Gabriel Broco a segue is like one thing leading to something else, usually in movies or songs but also in conversation (so the actors being in both bad movies would be a segue into talking about the dbz movie) and a segway is a type of machine

  • @HaleyMaxine
    @HaleyMaxine Год назад +7

    My fiancé listening to me watch this video: if they’re all baby geniuses who all know the secrets of the universe, how is there a smart baby?

  • @evanvelez
    @evanvelez 4 года назад +950

    My first job was working the front end of a grocery store, and this movie came out that same year. For 3 months, this movie was playing on a television by the entrance. I've watched this movie at least 50 times. I hate it so much. Thank you for allowing others to share in my pain.

    • @lesenigma2536
      @lesenigma2536 3 года назад +43

      *makes the sign of the cross*

    • @hat7475
      @hat7475 3 года назад

      Jesus fucking himself,
      Oof

    • @imid3440
      @imid3440 Год назад +18

      oh my god you should get compensation

    • @annamariamazzola7486
      @annamariamazzola7486 Год назад +1

      Why would a super market play this 😅

    • @evanvelez
      @evanvelez Год назад +1

      @@annamariamazzola7486 probably some sort of promotion. The TV was some little 15" CRT on the front counter.

  • @emilybarger769
    @emilybarger769 4 года назад +347

    The girl who plays Kylie also plays Chloe in the live action Bratz movie....

    • @girl-xf1cu
      @girl-xf1cu 4 года назад +15

      ebspecialfx I totally thought she was the actor who played dorinda in the cheetah girls hahah. Guess not!!!

    • @lrizzard
      @lrizzard 4 года назад +1

      i have such a crush on her

    • @kittykittyredcat
      @kittykittyredcat 4 года назад +10

      Oh my god why would you share this cursed information

    • @yepitsme2011
      @yepitsme2011 4 года назад

      Bro I took a double look like noo💀🙈🙈 why do I know she was in the brats movie tho this is embarrassing lol

    • @kylabianca7237
      @kylabianca7237 4 года назад +1

      Thank you! I was trying so hard to remember where I’ve seen her before

  • @Kikicole
    @Kikicole 4 года назад +449

    “As if there was an R rated edition...which I’d actually like to see”
    *Chris Hansen enters the chat*

    • @JanieBee
      @JanieBee 4 года назад +11

      Not like that 😭

    • @CRE8LSM
      @CRE8LSM 4 года назад +7

      Kurtis is a youtuber so Chris Hansen would be swooning all over him and never ask direct questions that would lead to actual answers. Like with Jeffree.

    • @elizabethrodriguez2629
      @elizabethrodriguez2629 4 года назад +1

      Right 😂

    • @ndzhelin2651
      @ndzhelin2651 4 года назад +1

      R rated is not the same thing as explicit
      like i know it's for the joke. but jokes gotta have integrity yall

    • @Kikicole
      @Kikicole 4 года назад

      ndzhelin k

  • @untamedartist1861
    @untamedartist1861 2 года назад +7

    I watched this movie before years ago. But I only remember vivid details about this movie mainly the babies having super powers and the green milk. But try explaining the limited information of the movie you watched when you was like 6 to other adults trying to not sound crazy as hell. Like I did this for years trying to explain this movie, even Google it but nothing. Thank you Kurtis for unlocking a core memory

  • @parakeetiscool7647
    @parakeetiscool7647 4 года назад +496

    Other movies at least use proper languages, but this movie is like
    “German country controlled by Russians, so yeah, they all speak English”

  • @alex-yu3oc
    @alex-yu3oc 4 года назад +2573

    why is no one talking about how the villians in this movie are clearly nazis

    • @jeonghansupremacist
      @jeonghansupremacist 4 года назад +236

      THANK YOU I THOUGHT I WAS GOIN INSANE KAHUNA SAVING BABIES FROM NAZI GERMANY WHAT THE HELL

    • @annikamaus
      @annikamaus 4 года назад +96

      But the fucking time is off. Berlin was occupied and everything. If He safes them from Nazis He would had to come to Berlin much earlier. I am confusion.

    • @holyjolie3864
      @holyjolie3864 4 года назад +43

      @@annikamaus I thought that the villains were wearing a USSR uniform anyway? like when kahuna was being introduced?

    • @emilyb.8219
      @emilyb.8219 4 года назад +51

      @@jeonghansupremacist It wasn't Nazi Germany though, it was USSR-occupied East Germany

    • @dbyron3824
      @dbyron3824 4 года назад +7

      Alex Votaw doesn’t need to be said, every bad guy in every movie, is probably a nazi

  • @m.j.7703
    @m.j.7703 4 года назад +1003

    I hate how all of these “babies” are at least three years old, too old to be wearing diapers

    • @ignoremelol2576
      @ignoremelol2576 4 года назад +30

      Well, idk why but I vividly remember when I was in preschool (I was four) that one of the girls in my class/group whatever they called it in preschool, and she wore diapers-

    • @tonto77
      @tonto77 4 года назад +60

      @@ignoremelol2576 I always thought that one of the requirements for preschool was being potty-trained. Did she have a developmental issue or something?

    • @roseban5938
      @roseban5938 4 года назад +26

      Idk man, I know 3 year olds that still wear diapers.

    • @jacksonanderson8378
      @jacksonanderson8378 4 года назад +2

      Do you have kids

    • @m.j.7703
      @m.j.7703 4 года назад +26

      Rose Ban yeah three is pushing it. If a kid goes to kindergarten the teachers aren’t expected to change their diapers. Only kids with special needs are allowed to have them

  • @roberttreacy8271
    @roberttreacy8271 6 месяцев назад +3

    Two things about this movie amaze me:
    1) The fact that it actually got a theatrical release when everything about it screams direct-to-video.
    2) The fact that it ( along with the first movie) was directed by Bob Clark, who directed one of the greatest holiday movies of all time, A Christmas Story.

  • @itsclaireity
    @itsclaireity 4 года назад +611

    LMAO the girls who play rosita were in my french class back in high school

    • @calebwiegner4354
      @calebwiegner4354 4 года назад +58

      Continue...

    • @amia560
      @amia560 4 года назад +50

      please elaborate

    • @deathrays
      @deathrays 4 года назад +66

      you need to ask her about the misjustice that it her name

    • @deathrays
      @deathrays 4 года назад +26

      ahahah can you ask her actually for real tho

    • @thatoneguy9582
      @thatoneguy9582 4 года назад +15

      go on

  • @lillykraemer331
    @lillykraemer331 4 года назад +483

    I HATE IT SO SO SO SO MUCH WHEN THE KIDS WINK AT EACHOTHER… LIKE WHAT IS THE GOAL HERE?!

  • @dylanespeseth
    @dylanespeseth 4 года назад +367

    "People really hate babies right now on like a deep deep level" -Kurtis Conner 2020

  • @mabusmistra
    @mabusmistra 2 года назад +2

    How die noone see the absolute brilliance of biscane being bis-cane, or 'khane again' (bis is used in french as encore)

  • @bonesandhearts5683
    @bonesandhearts5683 4 года назад +4403

    “Can a brother get some water?”
    Thanks white screenwriters, I hate it.

    • @sarahduffy5501
      @sarahduffy5501 4 года назад +237

      I was SEARCHING for this comment

    • @mega_bird700
      @mega_bird700 4 года назад +208

      [ *EVERYONE DISLIKED THAT* ]

    • @goobertron9099
      @goobertron9099 4 года назад +181

      🤠 I hate everything about that line and I will go out of my way to find the person who thought It up and bust their knees in 🤠

    • @Mudpi3
      @Mudpi3 4 года назад +69

      I came to the comments specifically to find someone who said this

    • @dakotadad8835
      @dakotadad8835 4 года назад +10

      Racist

  • @elianemarin7070
    @elianemarin7070 4 года назад +1262

    is no one gonna address the fact that Kahuna’s brother has a terrible german accent and he doesn’t?

    • @annulizbeth
      @annulizbeth 4 года назад +66

      It doesn't even sound German. It sounds like a mocking French accent 😑

    • @sarunokamisama6496
      @sarunokamisama6496 4 года назад +22

      And is no one going to address the fact that Kahuna is still a little kid when he was also the same age in the 60s? Does he have the baby formula from the boss baby world? That has to be the only answer right?
      Edit: I spoke too soon. This really is just pre boss baby.

    • @hsmacaraig
      @hsmacaraig 4 года назад +4

      Saruno Kamisama I-

    • @zoesims8927
      @zoesims8927 3 года назад +2

      Plus when they were younger at the baseball game he didn’t have an accent at all

  • @kaddakai232
    @kaddakai232 4 года назад +164

    The quote “can a brotha get some water?” made me want to die and melt into the floor.

  • @honeymuffinz2390
    @honeymuffinz2390 3 года назад +3

    22:40 I’m crying because as soon as that line was said, my phone started playing “Let’s get it on” by Marvin Gaye.

  • @goompo
    @goompo 4 года назад +545

    “What kind of movie is this!?”
    _”A really bad one”_

    • @iliketoeatbatteries8122
      @iliketoeatbatteries8122 4 года назад +5

      I l o v e your pfp

    • @goompo
      @goompo 4 года назад +7

      @@iliketoeatbatteries8122 Thanks, it’s from Japan

    • @iliketoeatbatteries8122
      @iliketoeatbatteries8122 4 года назад +6

      @@goompo ah of course, did it by any chance come in a gray oblong pill? Asking for a friend

    • @goompo
      @goompo 4 года назад +7

      @@iliketoeatbatteries8122 it did, along with a quantum nanotechnology CPU

    • @olivia_vermast
      @olivia_vermast 4 года назад +5

      @@goompo does the quantum computer in the pill travel through my blood until it implants in my brain and it tells me what to do?

  • @420tonnes
    @420tonnes 4 года назад +346

    the reason they're all twins or triplets on the set has to do with labour rules. An infant can only work a couple of hours on set per day, so they swap the kids out so they can keep shooting.

    • @captaurgem2270
      @captaurgem2270 4 года назад +17

      420tonnes it’s the same reason they had the Olsen twins on full house

    • @amberwingtundrawing776
      @amberwingtundrawing776 4 года назад +2

      I think I remember hearing the baby from Good Luck Charlie was like one of the only baby actors who wasn't a twin or something

    • @SlendysWatchingMe
      @SlendysWatchingMe 4 года назад

      yup! There's a cap to the total hours per day they can work and the time they can be "under lights" without a break. For infants it's as short as 15 minutes.

  • @mrfrogkingg
    @mrfrogkingg 9 месяцев назад +3

    As an Alex, it's wild how accurate 'energetic and fun' and 'shits in his diaper' are for me.