The way the mom and the dad lean into each other while lovingly looking at the Christmas tree as it zooms into the three dead men underneath it is the funniest thing I have ever witnessed
Ah yes I remember my first Christmas when my dog brutally murdered three robbers and threw them under the tree we set up even though we were on vacation and practically burned our house down which forced us to pay thousands of dollars to repair the damage. Good times. . .
Petunia is like the dog equivalent of when Hollywood movies have an "ugly nerd" character who's played by a supermodel wearing glasses and frizzy hair. It's just a cute dog everyone keeps informing the audience is supposed to be ugly.
I know 12 Dog Days Til Christmas was awful, but I read this on the IMDB Page and thought it was really sweet: The lead dog, Petunia, was actually rescued from an animal shelter to play the role in 12 Dog Days Till Christmas. She had very little hair initially, but by the time filming started she had grown back a lot of her hair due to the love and attention she received in her new home. She is still living with the animal trainer after the film.
The idea of this child setting a sign on fire and saying "CALL THE COPS! TELL EM OLD JACK IS WAITING FOR EM!" like some old cowboy and then immediately going "it was barely a candle's flame, really :(" is so fucking funny
Them saying “he looks really happy too” and then cutting to the depressed dog just sitting on the floor staring at the wall has got to be the funniest thing I’ve seen all week
For some reason I never thought about the fact that Drew watches the movies he reviews with Amanda. I always just pictured him watching them alone with a completely blank expression.
It makes sense that everyone is scared of Jack since he literally committed arson within the first 5 minutes of the film because he was mildly annoyed at a shop owner for telling him to stop being a menace
I don’t know why but the probation officer’s casual “Arson? C’mon, what was that all about?” is killing me. He sounds like a parent talking to their child who had just stolen from the cookie jar, not someone talking to a teen who just committed arson.
Cryin: “In case you haven’t noticed, I'm weird. I’m a weirdo. I don't fit in. And I don't want to fit in. Have you ever seen me without this stupid hat on? That's weird.”
The way they zoomed in at the Christmas tree, ignoring the dead bodies covered in Christmas wrapping, then topped it all off with a heartwarming, magical background music. Chefs kiss, this movie is a masterpiece.
@@limepolar8727 I was really hoping the dog would be at the top of the tree, the slow pace of this zooming in on the tree was indeed the most anticlimactic thing ever
Pfft. If you had any idea how doctors make completely uneducated guesses like this every day, you'd be blown away. My opiate addicted father used to exploit ERs for pain pills, and I promise you, doctors make the dumbest, most incompetent diagnosis you could imagine. You pay for a guess, that you'd have just as much a chance of correctly self diagnosing yourself.
@@thebystander1636 Trust me, the ER doctors didn't believe your father. Giving him pain pills was a way to get him out of the hospital so that they could focus on other patients.
@@thebystander1636 meanwhile doctors get yelled at for thinking patients needing pain treatment are just looking for drugs. Maybe humans are actually just really good at lying and pain is infamously hard to treat But have fun giving yourself surgery mate
I'm fully convinced the dog in the second movie subconciously wanted to take revenge on his human owners and destroyed their entire home in an act of, "You WANT me to be the bad guy? Then I WILL be the bad guy." The robbers were merely just guinea pigs. The bulldog who warned him was never real and represented his inner evil.
I like that this implies that since the person who told him about the robbers was never real, it's a complete coincidence that the robbers were there, or existed, at all
"No, I want a dog that won't traumatize my kids every time they see it." Petunia: perfectly clean, perfectly normal, perfect health, perfectly perfect.
@@ErinLastNameRedacted fr lol. my grandma's dog literally looks just like petunia and she gets more compliments than any dog ive taken in public. shes definitely funny looking, but in a cute way. like ngl i kinda hated her at first but even then i still thought she was cute as hell
This family hates their dog for sleeping near where a mess is made, but then they're pleased as punch to come home and find that the house is a wreck and there are three deceased men under the tree.
its a family of murderer's so they are now happy that there are 3 men for dinner, "oh man we forgot to make the pie" "don't worry honey we can kill the neighbor after we exist this eternal void that the gods made for us so we wouldn't eat them "
The dad in the dog home alone movie is played by the same guy who plays the dad of the titular wizards in Disney's Wizards of Waverly Place. In that series, they have a portal to the wizard world which is literally just a blank void, just like the blank void in the dog movie. This definitely means this movie is taking place in the wizard world, and Bone is a human under a spell to look like a dog or something
My grandma just told me she's watching a movie that's "like Home Alone, but it's dogs!" and you'll never guess what it is.... she's having the time of her life
As someone who works in a kennel he's right, the dogs are constantly stabbing each other we dont even know where they get the knives we just walk in and one dog is stabbing another dog.
Someone in the comments found out on IMDb that they adopted her from a shelter and looked pretty rough at the time and she for healthier with all the love she received on set and now lives with the animal trainer
to be fair I do call my cat an ugly bitch but it's easier when the cat in question keeps STARING at me with PURE JUDGEMENT like goddamn Apollo what did I even do
Petunia is literally the cutest dog and everyone’s like “that’s a fucking ugly abomination of a monster. how can you even call it a dog” damn leave my girl alone 😭
Whenever I see a movie where a dog plays an actual character, I judge how well the dog was trained. In the worst ones it's just voiceover with puppet legs to do things, but Bone seems pretty clever! He can open latches and ride a skateboard, I hope he got a lot of treats and a better movie. The best dog acting I've ever seen was the husky from The Thing.
So the parents in the second movie send the dog to a cabin in the woods for knocking stuff off the table, but when they come back to their house, find that the dog has escaped & returned to the house, and see that there is trash all over the place along with THREE LITERAL CORPSES, they're like "aw, Bone's back, yay :) " edit: also, Petunia in the first movie is 100% adorable, what the hell is wrong with everybody
Did you watch the whole movie? It's on RUclips for free. I watch it long time ago, found it in clearance DVD bin. Except the little girl, everyone especially the boy are god damn annoying. I still vividly remember the spare tire scene, might be the most cringe. The "Santa" is also their grandpa. They're going to the grandparents house for Christmas, while the grandparents are out on the road apparently.
Not to mention how unbelievably violent he is, I mean, trashing a shelter because... What, a date went bad? He got stood up by a mother who hasn't talked to him in years?
the closing shot of the last movie where the parents look lovingly at the dead men tied up by their dogs in their living room and then it pans up to the christmas tree is just so perfect and sums up the movie so wel
Yeah, seriously I don't see how that was a happy ending. Jack definitively has a lot of unresolved anger issues. He set a sign on fire over a verbal argument and trashed his workplace over family issues. I give it about a month at best before he starts yelling at her because she spent an evening hanging out with friends or she was "too nice" to the waiter at a restaurant.
I’m stuck on the fact that if the robbers had succeeded the family would have lost less money than the amount they’re gonna need to repair all the damage their skate boarding murderous dog did
This, 100%. Not to mention realistically the dog would’ve set the whole house on fire at some point. And barring that, the water damage alone to what looks like hard wood flooring … and having to move out while their floor boards dry out and the insurance claims, etc. Wholly apart from all the broken shit.
I like how in these home alone movies, the damage caused by “protecting the house” would always cost more than actually just letting the robbery take place.
Or, you know, notifying the police? Or asking for help from neighbors or family members? Edit: having made it farther in the video, I now realize my mistake with this one movie. He’s a dog, he doesn’t have thumbs. Therefore, he can’t call the police…so he sets elaborate traps
yeah, and in this case, the dog would get in trouble for letting a robbery take place when he wasn't even supposed to be at the house, but he wouldn't get in trouble for the house being a complete wreck and having dead people inside it
Is anyone else gonna acknowledge the fact that Drew ended his last video starting a game of hide and seek with us and then began this video finishing his count to 100?
In the instagram boomers video, he says he's getting a cardboard cutout of a famous dog, and then in the next video he gets the Scooby cutout. Drew's lore has been top notch lately
"It ony a movie" is actually perfect for all of these trainwrecks. But I do want to say that the dog actors were all incredible, 100 %, flawless in their performances. Unlike the humans.
They absolutely should have been madder at Jack. On top of almost getting Petunia killed, how much money did he cost those about-to-be-unemployed shelter workers in emergency vet bills to make sure she was okay?
Reminds me of any "plain" character in anime. Make her as pretty as the villain but without obviously colored makeup and brown/black instead of blond hair = dirt underneath my shoe.
@@plipplop1769 omg, now I'm gonna show my age, but as a kid I was always mad that the prettiest character in 'Lady Lovely Locks' was supposed to be the evil with. Of course she had long, black hair (something I had always wanted) and when I had the dolls to the series I made her the good guy, screw canon! 😜
I love the morale of the last dog movie. The dog that was falsely accused fo destroying things around the house and got sent to a shelter for Christmas broke out, went to the house and destroyed things around the house, proving that incarceration of innocents is a just cause and measure to be taken.
13:50 "i don't know about jack but everyone is terrified of him" he set a guy's sign on fire within the first 5 minutes of the movie. the kid may be scrawny but he's insane
Every shot of him falling down looked like a death scene out of Final Destination or something like that. The lack of physics and way his body just halts upon contact instead of wincing or reacting in any way makes it look like he flat-out died.
Really love how that one robber just chose to fill the shower box with water, almost drowning themselves, while the option to just turn the shower off was completely open.
How did I miss that, yeah he could have just turned off the shower and then called down one of the goons to help him out. How high where they when they made this movie?
@@rolo0o right he had so many options to escape 😭😭 he could have turned the shower off, stepped off of the drain, punched through the glass- shower door class is not so strong that a large man couldn't burst through it come on man
I think I loved alone for christman. Just the parts where the dog was carrying stuff. He looked like he was trying so hard to be a good actor and he deserves all the credit from this movie.
As a USPS employee I actually have some insight into the weird USPS branding in the second movie and the way they didn't use a mail truck. The USPS is actually very careful about their branding in movies and don't typically allow people to depict mail carriers as criminals. It looks to me like the creators of the film checked on that extremely late in production and had to do some hasty editing and reshoots to remove the overt USPS branding.
this is mentioned in the book How To Become a Federal Criminal (about stupid laws) and its now one of my new favorite fun facts !!! as someone who enjoys getting mail, thank you for your service
@@maxmanium2032 the USPS is also a business that holds copyrights. It's not any more against the first amendment than Disney suing someone for copyright infringement
My dog Jax was in 12 Dog Days Of Christmas. He was the aussie that barked a lot and scared away the criminals. He was a very good boy who got better at walking on a leash :’)
I can’t stopping thinking about how poor Petunia will probably be punted by Jack next time he’s mildly inconvenienced 😭 like she’s so cute, let me have her, I don’t DESTROY PRIVATE PROPERTY when I’m mad
@@Naokarma that makes sense, otherwise it'd be confusing why she even went out with him to begin with although even still, it's not confusing but it is concerning
I managed to hold on for most of this video but the slow heartfelt pan up PAST THE CHARRED FACE OF A DEAD BURGLAR to focus on the star ornament at the top of the tree fucking killed me. I'm in the void now
@@NintentheheartlessI dunno about that; some of those traps were easily more fit for a Saw movie than anything. Yes, I am aware of the fan theory that Jigsaw/John Kramer was actually a grown-up Kevin Mccallister himself, but still…
i can say that the "big dog gets blamed for the little dog's mischief" thing is actually 100% accurate bc i had a golden retriever and a beagle and we always thought the golden retriever was the one eating all the food off counters bc she was bigger and could reach it, and the only reason we found out that the beagle was the one doing parkour to get on top of tables was bc he eventually went deaf and couldnt hear us coming. so,
I dog sit for a beagle and a big mutt, and the beagle is SUCH an instigator who knows how to make it look like it was the big dog's fault. luckily me and the family realized this and she gets in trouble for her mischief now instead of him lol
My favorite part of the dog Home Alone parody is the fact that the burglars hired a dog catcher, and the dog catcher has a jacket labeled "Dog Catcher" with a skull and crossbones on it lmao
The sad thing here is that the concept of 12 dog days isn't terrible, a "bad kid" who acts out to get some control back in his life growing as a person through helping others is a great idea, but the actual execution on every level from the writing to the acting to the cinematography to the editing was so atrocious that the good idea at the core gets totally lost
If it didn’t have that angst but mellowness that ‘perks of being a wallflower’ has but with good actors, better writing and really nice cinematography, I would definitely watch it.
This reminded me of the time I was in white Christmas in highschool and the fake snow machines for the finale were basically just clumps of small bubbles. It meant we didn’t have to sweep the stage every night, but what they probably didn’t think about was that the entire stage was now covered in soap. No one fell for any of the rehearsals, but as soon as we were doing to dress run for the school I slipped, shooting my legs forward towards the entire school (I was also on the front row because I was a halfway decent dancer) and lifting the very light circular skirt I was in. Luckily we were all in spanks so no one saw any real flashing, but it was horrendous, it still haunts me.
@@Oli.V wait isnt it like, a safety hazard to use soap like that? i know that willy wonka and the chocolate factory faced some trouble for using soap in a scene because of workplace safety, id assume it would apply the same to schools and students. not only is it a slip hazard, but people can have adverse reactions to soap
@@tobywood00 it wasn’t like bubble soap or hand soap, it was a lot thinner and dried up pretty quick so no one really thought about it until then because no one had slipped (I also saw the Trans Siberian Orchestra in concert that holiday season and they used the same stuff). The snow machines were also only at the very front of the stage where like 10 to 15 of the probably 50+ person cast was. Using something solid (like confetti) probably would have been more of a hazard. Also, the majority of the stage was multiple layers of black matte paint thick so it had a decent grip, but the part of the stage I was dancing on, which was the part of the stage thats in front of where the curtain closed, was a different, slicker material that didn’t get painted. Overall I think it was just me being in the wrong place and the wrong time, but it definitely didn’t get thought through as much as it should have.
Fuck, he's dissing the Grinch movie by just calling it "a" Grinch movie. That shit is THE Grinch movie, and everything else is just a trash attempt at a remake.
I love the second one because the dog who plays Bone was clearly so happy to be doing a good job and looked so cute while he was trying to kill three men
I would watch a Christmas movies about the Joker himself learning the meaning of Christmas through dogs. It probably wouldn't be good but I'd watch it.
"Are you the hawsisha?" "No, I'm the not hot sister," says the red head with great bone structure, clear skin, and facial symmetry. It wasn't just Petunia being unnecessarily roasted.
fr and like, on top of being generally unlikeable, the guy she ends up with is an average-looking guy - not that it's an issue but she is objectively hotter than him and he (well, the writers) have the gall to imply she's not and come off like he's settling. he consistently put her down with the nickname and poor treatment. she also witnessed his outbursts and said "you're scaring me again" shortly before they get together. why are we supposed to root for this??
In the UK, "Alone for Christmas" was called "Bone Alone" and featured a cover of the little French Bulldog screaming with his paws by his cheeks - like the original "Home Alone".
yay. The robbers where going to take some jewelery, but luckily the dog was there to cause potentially millions worth of damage, and also frame the family for a triple homicide.
27:25 "We're only thirty minutes in?" "I feel like we've been watching this for 3 days." Well, obviously. You entered the white timeless void of car space when you started the movie, and so you've been watching both for forever and for 1 second.
My favorite part about the car in the void is you can tell it’s intentional because there’s a very small window behind the girl in the back and it has normal trees and stuff in the background
I’m so mad that everyone was so mean about Petunia, she’s just a scruffy little terrier?? I work at a doggy daycare and there’s tons of little wirey terrier dogs even though our clientele is mostly rich folk with purebreds. Plus she seems so well behaved and sweet the whole time, I won’t stand for this Petunia hate
@@notatrollll idk if I'm just threatenening to small dogs, but they all go for me regardless of breed. I do know some chihuahua owners whose dogs are genuonely nice tho
The best part of the "Home Alone but with a dog" concept is that, when you take away the traps, there's nothing remotely zany about that premise. Dogs attack intruders constantly. They're a widely recognized threat that humans already steer clear of, so much so that many will forgo a security system in favor of a 'Beware of Dog' sign. The entire point of Home Alone is that a child shouldn't be a threat to a pair of wanted criminals. The comedy hinges on that power imbalance. They very easily could've played into that by having a small dog pretend to be a big dog (the way Kevin pretended to be an adult), but then, that would require filmmakers capable of recognizing the intellectual nuance of a film like Home Alone.
Nuance in home alone? The movie where a kid is so neglected and unloved by his family they leave him at the house to go on a trip and nobody notices until they're already on the plane and yet tries to put the blame on said afforementioned kid?
I have a weird problem with 12 Dog Days to Christmas. The shirt that Jack is wearing at 12:18 is a generic t-shirt from Target that costs like $6. Now I have no problem with that, they obviously didn’t have a huge budget. I have a problem because I also own that shirt and it is very distracting every time I see clips with him wearing it.
I found this movie back when it’s came out in the dvd clearances bin. And it’s dubbed version in my language. The family are super fricking annoying. That tire changing scene, was like the cringiest thing I have seen in my life. We don’t have the phase “righty tighty lefty loosey” and that kid “is spare tire big thing or little thing?”… I was a kid but hated that family so much.
Ok, this is driving me insane. Why did they pick a perfectly normal looking terrier to play Petunia when they already had a Chinese Crested, one of the ugliest dog breeds out there? They literally HAD an ugly (affectionate) dog, and they deliberately chose NOT to use it for the dog whose defining character trait is that it's really ugly. It really feels like the director just hated that specific terrier and wanted to single her out.
@@estherr_pie So sorry for the Chinese Crested slander 😔 I actually really like the breed and find them cute… just in a so-ugly-it’s-cute kinda way. But yeah I didn’t have to be so mean. To any Chinese Crested reading this, you’re cute and perfect and I love you and will give you many a milk bone. Please forgive me
yeah, like i mean, I say this as someone who has had chinese cresteds since i was little and has one currently on my lap, theyre not conventionally cute dogs. I think i would personally not be huge into the movie if they made fun of cresties, because i've heard every comment and it's just old now, but it'd at least make sense that it may be hard to find a home.
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looks like we’re in the same boat here
good question
The way the mom and the dad lean into each other while lovingly looking at the Christmas tree as it zooms into the three dead men underneath it is the funniest thing I have ever witnessed
That sent me to the void and back
pans to the dead man in blackface with a bow on his head
I read this only 20 minutes in and I am horrified for what is to come.
@@noahjohnson5603 same
Ah yes I remember my first Christmas when my dog brutally murdered three robbers and threw them under the tree we set up even though we were on vacation and practically burned our house down which forced us to pay thousands of dollars to repair the damage. Good times. . .
Petunia is like the dog equivalent of when Hollywood movies have an "ugly nerd" character who's played by a supermodel wearing glasses and frizzy hair. It's just a cute dog everyone keeps informing the audience is supposed to be ugly.
she's so babey
The exact same thing they did to the poor ginger gal too
@@calebduarte5255 my first thought EXACTLY, no flannel and baseball cap can hide dat bone structure
You ever see me without this stupid collar on?
she also just has a tiny bit of a bad haircut
Petunia did nothing to be attacked like that. She’s a cute dog, it’s like the writer has a personal vendetta against this particular dog
We riot at dawn against the writer
@@faithglover8368 FOR PETUNIAAAAA!!!!!!!
that dog scared the writer once and he went insane
fr
"Fuck this one dog in particular"
-The Director
I gotta give credit where credit is due, the guy playing the skinny blond robber in the Home Alone dog movie is absolutely AMAZING at physical comedy.
Two phenomenal actors in such a bad movie
@@ZarmdthecoolestI really hope the other actor you're referring to is the dog lmao
He was fully committed to the bit!
This!! I need more of him!
He looks like the lead singer of Mother Mother
"It ony a movie" No one has ever made me laugh as hard as Amanda just did
legit the funniest thing i was not expecting it
they're perfect for each other lmao
@@jacquelinedunn3797 yeah they even look the same
"See I Tonya in theaters now! Come, onnnn, see it! It ony a movie!"
legit cackled at that
I know 12 Dog Days Til Christmas was awful, but I read this on the IMDB Page and thought it was really sweet: The lead dog, Petunia, was actually rescued from an animal shelter to play the role in 12 Dog Days Till Christmas. She had very little hair initially, but by the time filming started she had grown back a lot of her hair due to the love and attention she received in her new home. She is still living with the animal trainer after the film.
that means they probably wrote all the stuff about her being ugly when she had all that hair loss!
@@daveslamjam yes 😂🥰
omg im crying now 🥺petunia
@@TheClaireyboos i know!! it's so sweet.
Posted 12 days ago 😮 so meta (but also incredibly sweet)
The idea of this child setting a sign on fire and saying "CALL THE COPS! TELL EM OLD JACK IS WAITING FOR EM!" like some old cowboy and then immediately going "it was barely a candle's flame, really :(" is so fucking funny
Probably their definition/understanding of bipolar lol
he fucked around and found out
“If anyone asks tell ‘em it was golden Joe and the suggins gang” vibes
@@reynap343 LITERALLY WHAT I WAS THINKING
Reminds me of me in college tbh
Them saying “he looks really happy too” and then cutting to the depressed dog just sitting on the floor staring at the wall has got to be the funniest thing I’ve seen all week
For some reason I never thought about the fact that Drew watches the movies he reviews with Amanda. I always just pictured him watching them alone with a completely blank expression.
me too lol i’m glad i’m not alone. I thought he just stared at the tv in silent rage and then made a vid about it
I really hope they do more videos with their reaction if they have the time, it felt nicer to laugh with others at horrible movies :’)
He did, until she came back from Afghanistan.
Roll with the times, Desdemona.
@@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey
@@sarcasm-83 so... so he really DID fix the cable?
At this point, no one's trying to make a good Christmas movie anymore. They're trying to make one bad enough that Drew Gooden will goof on it.
chad
I believe Facebook's marketing team knows exactly what they're doing. "oh hey look zuck the alien." So this wouldn't be a stretch.
It makes sense that everyone is scared of Jack since he literally committed arson within the first 5 minutes of the film because he was mildly annoyed at a shop owner for telling him to stop being a menace
I think they were scared he was going to set the bullied kid on fire, and dare the bullies to bully him now
This was really a villain's upbringing story
boy is a psychopath... young patrick bateman
@@aliciles American Psycho 2 reference
Love to see it
boba 🧋
I don’t know why but the probation officer’s casual “Arson? C’mon, what was that all about?” is killing me. He sounds like a parent talking to their child who had just stolen from the cookie jar, not someone talking to a teen who just committed arson.
Lmfao, that’s how fed up he is, for sure.
"aw man buddy what's going on" really is such wild energy to a literal felony
It's also Carl Winslow from Family Matters
@@commanderwill2 I was looking for this comment
Cryin: “In case you haven’t noticed, I'm weird. I’m a weirdo. I don't fit in. And I don't want to fit in. Have you ever seen me without this stupid hat on? That's weird.”
Perfect.
I love how perfectly this fits
QUIRKY DOE
"I don't fit in because I like quirky things like Harry potter and Stephen King"
So relatable this is like I'm not like most(preferred pronoun) (old trend)
The way they zoomed in at the Christmas tree, ignoring the dead bodies covered in Christmas wrapping, then topped it all off with a heartwarming, magical background music. Chefs kiss, this movie is a masterpiece.
And the star at the top of the tree didn't even light up or anything! So anticlimactic
@@limepolar8727 I was really hoping the dog would be at the top of the tree, the slow pace of this zooming in on the tree was indeed the most anticlimactic thing ever
i didnt finish watching this video when i saw this comment and i fully thought it was satire 😭
without the context from the video this comment is WILD
Funny thing is the parents don't even know the context of 3 men wrapped under their Christmas tree , they're happy for no reason
“Well, I don’t *see* any broken bones. My guess is she has a concussion.” Love it when my vet just throws up his hands and makes a guess.
Pfft. If you had any idea how doctors make completely uneducated guesses like this every day, you'd be blown away. My opiate addicted father used to exploit ERs for pain pills, and I promise you, doctors make the dumbest, most incompetent diagnosis you could imagine. You pay for a guess, that you'd have just as much a chance of correctly self diagnosing yourself.
@@thebystander1636 Trust me, the ER doctors didn't believe your father. Giving him pain pills was a way to get him out of the hospital so that they could focus on other patients.
@@thebystander1636 So next time you have a life-threatening situation, take care of it yourself. I’m sure that will turn out well.
maybe if the dog wore her helmet while riding her skateboard she wouldn’t have a concussion
@@thebystander1636 meanwhile doctors get yelled at for thinking patients needing pain treatment are just looking for drugs. Maybe humans are actually just really good at lying and pain is infamously hard to treat
But have fun giving yourself surgery mate
As a disabled person, I actually really love my disabled baby cat! The disabled pet with disabled pet trope is so real to me.
that is actually so awesome sauce, I want to get one now
Is that them in your icon
“What’s up with the white boy and the ugly dog” is the single funniest line I’ve heard in a movie ever
White boy, ugly dog is gonna be the name of my band
Best line in the movie tbh.
@@troublewakingup i play piano can i join?
the bad guy when they see scooby and shaggy
I find this line SO offensive. NO DOG IS UGLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I like how when Jack screams “You stupid ugly dog!” He moves his arms like he’s rapping.
*dawg
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LMFAOOOO
He's dissing the dog so much that he moves like he's in a diss track.
It was very Boyinaband
Petunia: *literally just existing*
Everyone: that dog is a monster
unless petunia's in the void, then it's anyone's guess if they're existing or not. a quantum conundrum.
lol
Ya I don't know what's wrong with her 😂😂
Yeah I feel like they wrote the movie with an ugly dog in mind and then just couldn't find an ugly dog to cast.
@@madelinebitts2766 surely they could have found a derpy looking pug or bulldog or something. The dog they cast is straight up adorable!
I'm fully convinced the dog in the second movie subconciously wanted to take revenge on his human owners and destroyed their entire home in an act of, "You WANT me to be the bad guy? Then I WILL be the bad guy." The robbers were merely just guinea pigs. The bulldog who warned him was never real and represented his inner evil.
I like that this implies that since the person who told him about the robbers was never real, it's a complete coincidence that the robbers were there, or existed, at all
"No, I want a dog that won't traumatize my kids every time they see it."
Petunia: perfectly clean, perfectly normal, perfect health, perfectly perfect.
They should have used a dog that people generally find “ugly,” like a Chinese Crested.
@@ErinLastNameRedacted i went to look up what a Chinese crested dog looks like and oh my god its so funny looking
@@ErinLastNameRedacted i just googled what that was and its so adorable
@@ErinLastNameRedacted looks more like a combo of a horse and a dog, but more dog. Very cute, don’t know why people find them ugly
@@ErinLastNameRedacted fr lol. my grandma's dog literally looks just like petunia and she gets more compliments than any dog ive taken in public. shes definitely funny looking, but in a cute way. like ngl i kinda hated her at first but even then i still thought she was cute as hell
The “it ony a movie” line actually almost killed me. I haven’t laughed that hard in a long time man. Holy shit that was great
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@@luisjoseherrera408 5:44
Same! Lying in my bed, watching this, and literally crying from laughing
Itonlyamovie
i come back to this video once a month just for that hit
This family hates their dog for sleeping near where a mess is made, but then they're pleased as punch to come home and find that the house is a wreck and there are three deceased men under the tree.
The Void'll do that to you
The smiles on their faces at the end there...
lmao they're just peacefully smiling while hugging each other looking at 3 dead men inside their home
I have always loved the expression "pleased as punch" lol
its a family of murderer's so they are now happy that there are 3 men for dinner, "oh man we forgot to make the pie" "don't worry honey we can kill the neighbor after we exist this eternal void that the gods made for us so we wouldn't eat them "
The dad in the dog home alone movie is played by the same guy who plays the dad of the titular wizards in Disney's Wizards of Waverly Place. In that series, they have a portal to the wizard world which is literally just a blank void, just like the blank void in the dog movie. This definitely means this movie is taking place in the wizard world, and Bone is a human under a spell to look like a dog or something
no literally i haven't seen anyone else mention the dad. is it really that hard to get roles when u were on a literal disney show😭
and the boy was ceces little brother from shake it up 😭😭
Holy shit you figured it out
With all the petunia set up, I really thought they'd get her to be adopted by a blind person
Y'know what....
i genuinely laughed out loud at that omfg💀
Lmao
Yooooooooo😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
LMAOOO
“This is the worst Christmas ever” accompanied by a shot of dog riding a skateboard is so funny
sonja
i havent watched the video yet oml-
@@whoswallowing im 17:45 in
My grandma just told me she's watching a movie that's "like Home Alone, but it's dogs!" and you'll never guess what it is.... she's having the time of her life
That's honestly really cute
Aw does she like it? Cause I'm having a great time too.
@@od3910 she loved it, she thought it was very cute!
Bless her heart
That's honestly adorable
Jack is able to intimidate the bullies bc he’s literally an arsonist - the crazy kind, not the insurance fraud kind.
what a king
"this is stephanie, she's dumb as shit" had me CRY LAUGHING
Sameee I wasn't expecting it 😭
I was dead 😂😭
As someone who is named Stephanie, accurate.
Pfft. Okay CRYIN
As someone who works in a kennel he's right, the dogs are constantly stabbing each other we dont even know where they get the knives we just walk in and one dog is stabbing another dog.
but they don't have thumbs!
*rimshot*
@@Takimeko *stock laugh sound effect*
it's a dog eat dog world out there
honestly, depending on the kennel, it's only barely an exaggeration. There are some real shithole kennels out there
@@6Shooter28 clearly it’s the dog’s faults, they should’ve just moved out
Imagine having your beloved pet dog act in a movie and all they do is call it an ugly bitch the entire movie
Someone in the comments found out on IMDb that they adopted her from a shelter and looked pretty rough at the time and she for healthier with all the love she received on set and now lives with the animal trainer
@@ninar9664 this is the best reason possible
It's not even ugly
to be fair I do call my cat an ugly bitch
but it's easier when the cat in question keeps STARING at me with PURE JUDGEMENT like goddamn Apollo what did I even do
well duh, obviously they put it down after filming
The cut to Drew's disappointment and Amanda just taking in all the delicious chaos in at 33:43 warms my heart
the fact that petunia is genuinely a cute dog makes me think that the director just had beef with her
Petunia pissed on the set
She’s such a cute dog
Like legitimately, Petunia is a good looking dog. There are a lot of rat looking dogs but petunia is not one of them
Doesn't help that she gets run over by a car at one point.
@waffle falafel 🍯
Petunia is literally the cutest dog and everyone’s like
“that’s a fucking ugly abomination of a monster. how can you even call it a dog”
damn leave my girl alone 😭
yeag
Wait.. Petunia was a dog? I thought she was a squirrel
@@LordAnti JAIL
Petunia got that steve buscemi look
@@mvvnlitfleurs Not my fault Petunia needs plastic surgery. pshhhh
Whenever I see a movie where a dog plays an actual character, I judge how well the dog was trained. In the worst ones it's just voiceover with puppet legs to do things, but Bone seems pretty clever! He can open latches and ride a skateboard, I hope he got a lot of treats and a better movie.
The best dog acting I've ever seen was the husky from The Thing.
The best dog actor I've seen was in live action Garfield. That dog was a comedic GENIUS.
The husky in The Thing was INCREDIBLE.
The dog in The Thing was amazing. They had a hard time finding one that could pull it off.
I would like to submit the dog acting from Prey as a great example for dog acting
Jeb really was snubbed at the oscars smh.
So the parents in the second movie send the dog to a cabin in the woods for knocking stuff off the table, but when they come back to their house, find that the dog has escaped & returned to the house, and see that there is trash all over the place along with THREE LITERAL CORPSES, they're like "aw, Bone's back, yay :) "
edit: also, Petunia in the first movie is 100% adorable, what the hell is wrong with everybody
Did you watch the whole movie? It's on RUclips for free. I watch it long time ago, found it in clearance DVD bin. Except the little girl, everyone especially the boy are god damn annoying. I still vividly remember the spare tire scene, might be the most cringe.
The "Santa" is also their grandpa. They're going to the grandparents house for Christmas, while the grandparents are out on the road apparently.
@@silvermeasuringspoons6462 I guess that explains why the dog at the end says "We're related to Santa?!", I had no idea what that was about lol
I won’t expect bizarrely from Asylum.
Petunia is genuinely one of the most normal-ass looking dogs I’ve ever seen
i assume it was because they couldn’t find an ugly dog so they used her
@@cranid98 very few dogs are ugly, so I can see why
@@Foolishly_Royalty pugs
@@sy-2 those are cute-ugly. What you gotta use is bullies. They're the most disgusting abominations of canines ever.
@@thegoatcarnival pugs look like they're always in pain. Can't even breathe right with their squished face
hot take: everyone is afraid of jack because his knee jerk reaction to someone calling the cops is ARSON
Not calling the cops, *threatening* to call the cops. He could've just walked away and literally nothing would have happened.
Not to mention how unbelievably violent he is, I mean, trashing a shelter because... What, a date went bad? He got stood up by a mother who hasn't talked to him in years?
Yeah, beat him up and you might come back home to a smouldering pile of ashes. Because obviously they know each other
You ever have that moment where what the comment is referring to happens right when you read it?
Yea I mean he’s clearly unstable
They really did a "not like other girls, I read Stephen King and Harry Potter" as if they're not the most popular authors worldwide.
also like even if they are two kids in the area with that particular taste, why does it matter- your taste in books have nothing to do with LOVE
Right, Harry potter the author.
@@DepressoCatto no no no you got it all wrong it’s actually Stephen King the book
yeah she didn't even say Harry Potter, she said she's "into JK Rowling" and normally that's code for "I'm a TERF"
Harry the Wizard ❌
Harry the Author ✅
I think about "barely a candle's flame" so often. Why was he written like a Victorian orphan for that one line and then none of the others
Yeah that line has wormed its way into my mind.
the closing shot of the last movie where the parents look lovingly at the dead men tied up by their dogs in their living room and then it pans up to the christmas tree is just so perfect and sums up the movie so wel
I have not gotten to that movie yet and now I’m scared to watch the rest 😭 /hj
@@M2R. it isn’t scary (if you still haven’t watched it for whatever reason) just funny lol
@@yeetyeetson2871 I watched it today and it was very funny and bizarre lol but wow that dog was brutal
Jack nicknamed her “cryin” because he knows that’s all she’ll be doing while dating him with his verbal abuse and violent outbursts.
🤣🤣😬
Yeah, seriously I don't see how that was a happy ending. Jack definitively has a lot of unresolved anger issues. He set a sign on fire over a verbal argument and trashed his workplace over family issues. I give it about a month at best before he starts yelling at her because she spent an evening hanging out with friends or she was "too nice" to the waiter at a restaurant.
jesus christ
And tendency to commit arson
@@wizzem7890 holy shit thats dark. but would totally watch it though
Pleased to see that Drew isn’t skipping his annual Christmas movie-induced spiral into rage-filled insanity
Exactly.. Christmas won't be the same without tradition of watching Drew watch those films, it's my 3 y.o tradition 😂
The purest of all holiday traditions 🥰
I use peacock for champions league
It's become a year round tradition now
Exactly
😂18:04 “ well I don’t see any broken bones, my guess is she has a concussion” as they’re petting healthy happy dog with her tongue out 👅 🐶
Shows radiographs of the chest and abdomen "It's probably a concussion." 🤦🏼♀️
I’m stuck on the fact that if the robbers had succeeded the family would have lost less money than the amount they’re gonna need to repair all the damage their skate boarding murderous dog did
This, 100%. Not to mention realistically the dog would’ve set the whole house on fire at some point. And barring that, the water damage alone to what looks like hard wood flooring … and having to move out while their floor boards dry out and the insurance claims, etc. Wholly apart from all the broken shit.
look, the dog was just out for blood
“Cryan” “BUT THE PAPER SAYS RYAN” nearly murdered me
I ALWAYS COME BACK TO THE VIDEO FOR THIS SPECIFIC PART
ME TOO OMG
Timestamped for posterity: 8:28
Well I'm glad the murder attempt failed. Are you okay?
@@pranavghantasala6808 Thank you for using the word posterity so casually HJKDSCBKSAJBCJNAXSCHJBAMSBHMX
I like how in these home alone movies, the damage caused by “protecting the house” would always cost more than actually just letting the robbery take place.
It's a matter of principal. If I can't have my stuff, you can't either!
Or, you know, notifying the police? Or asking for help from neighbors or family members?
Edit: having made it farther in the video, I now realize my mistake with this one movie. He’s a dog, he doesn’t have thumbs. Therefore, he can’t call the police…so he sets elaborate traps
yeah, and in this case, the dog would get in trouble for letting a robbery take place when he wasn't even supposed to be at the house, but he wouldn't get in trouble for the house being a complete wreck and having dead people inside it
Especially considering the fact that most home insurance packages would cover stolen goods and not damage you caused lol
@@DannyDevitoOffical-TrustMeBro he did get on a skateboard. And did all the traps
He could probably call the police if the writers wanted
35:58 Based on how violent this movie was I totally expected the tree to be topped with one of the robber's severed heads
Same 😭
same!!!
Is anyone else gonna acknowledge the fact that Drew ended his last video starting a game of hide and seek with us and then began this video finishing his count to 100?
YOOOOOOOOO
In the instagram boomers video, he says he's getting a cardboard cutout of a famous dog, and then in the next video he gets the Scooby cutout. Drew's lore has been top notch lately
It took him so long to count…
No! I WON'T acknowledge it!
its the DCU the drew cinematic universe
"It ony a movie" is actually perfect for all of these trainwrecks. But I do want to say that the dog actors were all incredible, 100 %, flawless in their performances. Unlike the humans.
The actors' mouths were cut off and stapled to the dogs
Oh, I thought you meant the first movie he mentioned
"I hate it in the void, there's no color, sound, or time here." This actually had me crying.
Why? Are you trapped in the void?
You okay
@@kittyqueen9837 i am
33:51
Amanda dying in the background makes it a hundred times better
They absolutely should have been madder at Jack. On top of almost getting Petunia killed, how much money did he cost those about-to-be-unemployed shelter workers in emergency vet bills to make sure she was okay?
The funniest part is that petunia just looks like a normal dog, and they just assign “ugly” as her character trait
yeah same with ryan:((shes so pretty n theyre just like um no let's make her the ugly one
Lol any girl wearing glasses in a movie
Reminds me of any "plain" character in anime. Make her as pretty as the villain but without obviously colored makeup and brown/black instead of blond hair = dirt underneath my shoe.
@@plipplop1769 omg, now I'm gonna show my age, but as a kid I was always mad that the prettiest character in 'Lady Lovely Locks' was supposed to be the evil with. Of course she had long, black hair (something I had always wanted) and when I had the dolls to the series I made her the good guy, screw canon! 😜
I’d adopt Petunia 🙂
I love the morale of the last dog movie. The dog that was falsely accused fo destroying things around the house and got sent to a shelter for Christmas broke out, went to the house and destroyed things around the house, proving that incarceration of innocents is a just cause and measure to be taken.
It really says a lot about society 😔 can’t believe they didn’t get the Oscar. It was before it’s time.
it’s a little known fact that “Alone for Christmas” is actually a prequel to “Minority Report”
13:50 "i don't know about jack but everyone is terrified of him" he set a guy's sign on fire within the first 5 minutes of the movie. the kid may be scrawny but he's insane
He’s the kid who brings a saw to a knife fight
more like a machete
'Twas but a candle flame :(
@@eyesofthecervino3366 that line makes me think of 'tis just a flesh wound'
@@Migmangaming2 more like a sawed-off shotgun to a fistfight
The rewatchability on all your movie reviews is so good.
Yep
Are we not gonna talk about how fucking horrifying that scene of the robber who was burned up was
I've been burned pretty badly before and I don't have much trauma from it but that scene made my skin crawl a little
Dude was cooked up like a christmas ham and the dog wrapped him like one too
I literally jumped
Every shot of him falling down looked like a death scene out of Final Destination or something like that. The lack of physics and way his body just halts upon contact instead of wincing or reacting in any way makes it look like he flat-out died.
also how the family is brought together and smiling warmly at the sight of the robbers' corpses in front of the Christmas tree
I’m confused: when the dog traps the thief in the running shower, why can’t the thief just turn off the shower and not drown?
That was my first thought as well!!!!!!!
shower button in void duh 🙄
That would make too much sense, duh
I think the drain was like shooting up water cuz I thought I saw the drain explode and then he was just in the shower
The writers tends to run into a bit of panic and confusion when it comes to thumbs.
Really love how that one robber just chose to fill the shower box with water, almost drowning themselves, while the option to just turn the shower off was completely open.
How did I miss that, yeah he could have just turned off the shower and then called down one of the goons to help him out. How high where they when they made this movie?
Also can he not swim? I'd think that if the water filled up high enough, he could just tread water
There is also a DRAIN in the shower for this specific reason
@@certaindeathawaits well eventually the water would just fill up the shower above his head and then he’d be done for
@@rolo0o right he had so many options to escape 😭😭 he could have turned the shower off, stepped off of the drain, punched through the glass- shower door class is not so strong that a large man couldn't burst through it come on man
I think I loved alone for christman. Just the parts where the dog was carrying stuff. He looked like he was trying so hard to be a good actor and he deserves all the credit from this movie.
As a USPS employee I actually have some insight into the weird USPS branding in the second movie and the way they didn't use a mail truck. The USPS is actually very careful about their branding in movies and don't typically allow people to depict mail carriers as criminals. It looks to me like the creators of the film checked on that extremely late in production and had to do some hasty editing and reshoots to remove the overt USPS branding.
this is mentioned in the book How To Become a Federal Criminal (about stupid laws) and its now one of my new favorite fun facts !!! as someone who enjoys getting mail, thank you for your service
Such a good fun fact
I don't think that's true... it would violate the first amendment.
@@maxmanium2032 the USPS is also a business that holds copyrights. It's not any more against the first amendment than Disney suing someone for copyright infringement
@@maxmanium2032the complete misunderstanding of the first amendment here is absolutely hilarious
amandas outrage at them leaving out milk makes me laugh everytime
well, itonyamovie
(34:16)
My favorite part is when they are horrified at the burned man
Everything she and her weird husband do makes me laugh every time.
Her face made me so happy, I was dying from laughter
My dog Jax was in 12 Dog Days Of Christmas. He was the aussie that barked a lot and scared away the criminals. He was a very good boy who got better at walking on a leash :’)
Aww! That is so cute! 🥺❤️
WHAT A GOOD BOY!!! he did a good job
That's so cool! I wish we could get a cut of the movie with just the dogs because Jax and all the other puppies were the stars of the show.
Cool :D One of the only convincing actors in the whole thing!
But the paper says jaxon
I can’t stopping thinking about how poor Petunia will probably be punted by Jack next time he’s mildly inconvenienced 😭 like she’s so cute, let me have her, I don’t DESTROY PRIVATE PROPERTY when I’m mad
Jack stubs his toe and petunia gets drop kicked into the next dimension. The void has gained another
@@Gon-fishing IM CRYING
"so what do you think about this older girl younger guy thing?"
"no, yuck"
"women really are confusing"
this is the best script ever written
this is just Idiotic-_-
That was edited to be in that order, but it definitely should've gone that way instead.
@@Naokarma that makes sense, otherwise it'd be confusing why she even went out with him to begin with
although even still, it's not confusing but it is concerning
@@Naokarma It’s Explains Society lol
@@AFC2022 huh
fun fact: “alone for christmas” used to be called “bone alone” and it was my favourite movie growing up😭
BONE ALONE?!?!! OH MY GOD
Holy shit it really was haha that's fucking hilarious
omg why would they change it that’s so good
I THOUGHT IVE SEEN IT BEFORE OMG
Probably changed it because I bet there is a porno with the same name
I managed to hold on for most of this video but the slow heartfelt pan up PAST THE CHARRED FACE OF A DEAD BURGLAR to focus on the star ornament at the top of the tree fucking killed me. I'm in the void now
WAIT COME BAAAAACKKK!
Aaaw, our dog went back home and got us dead men for Christmas! That's so wholesome!
And the faces of the parents right before
Welcome to the crushing vacuum of the void. Please enjoy some snacks, comrade. 🍇🧀🥨🍣🍫
It was the shot of the car containing the dog's family (little kids included) spinning violently down the street for me
5:50 omg iconic moment
You gotta love how the dog's traps range from goofy ideas that catch and embarrass the robbers to torture methods and attempted murder
so, just standard home alone traps
Good old-fashioned wholesome torture that's fun for the whole family!
The dogs were obviously trained by the CIA, they can destabilize South American countries on command.
@@NintentheheartlessI dunno about that; some of those traps were easily more fit for a Saw movie than anything. Yes, I am aware of the fan theory that Jigsaw/John Kramer was actually a grown-up Kevin Mccallister himself, but still…
Listen Drew, I think this game of hide and seek would have gone a _lot_ better if you didn’t restrict me to just this one room
Should have hid under the couch. I'm still under there and drew hasn't found me
Imagine *not* tunneling behind the painting in the background, smh
@@isaofaeaea oh no he saw your comment, RUN
@@isaofaeaea move over
@@onezerosevensix no >:)
i can say that the "big dog gets blamed for the little dog's mischief" thing is actually 100% accurate bc i had a golden retriever and a beagle and we always thought the golden retriever was the one eating all the food off counters bc she was bigger and could reach it, and the only reason we found out that the beagle was the one doing parkour to get on top of tables was bc he eventually went deaf and couldnt hear us coming. so,
Little dogs can be menaces too, I once had a jack Russell terrier that stole a whole ass stick of butter off the counter, he was a wild dog
We had a beagle growing up and he got into some wild places that we didn't think were possible for him to get to. The kitchen sink, for example.
whenever it involves food, assume it’s the beagle
I dog sit for a beagle and a big mutt, and the beagle is SUCH an instigator who knows how to make it look like it was the big dog's fault. luckily me and the family realized this and she gets in trouble for her mischief now instead of him lol
So what I’m getting from this is that beagles specifically are little menaces
My favorite part of the dog Home Alone parody is the fact that the burglars hired a dog catcher, and the dog catcher has a jacket labeled "Dog Catcher" with a skull and crossbones on it lmao
The sad thing here is that the concept of 12 dog days isn't terrible, a "bad kid" who acts out to get some control back in his life growing as a person through helping others is a great idea, but the actual execution on every level from the writing to the acting to the cinematography to the editing was so atrocious that the good idea at the core gets totally lost
Tbh I still think that’s tacky lol
@@Bubdiddly even if its tacky at least it would be an ok message and potentially sweet
If it didn’t have that angst but mellowness that ‘perks of being a wallflower’ has but with good actors, better writing and really nice cinematography, I would definitely watch it.
Exactly oh my god it was so bad 😭😭😭
It’s certainly no The 100 Deeds of Eddie McDowd
I was an extra in Christmas Town. The fake snow straight up smelled like melted plastic.
This reminded me of the time I was in white Christmas in highschool and the fake snow machines for the finale were basically just clumps of small bubbles. It meant we didn’t have to sweep the stage every night, but what they probably didn’t think about was that the entire stage was now covered in soap. No one fell for any of the rehearsals, but as soon as we were doing to dress run for the school I slipped, shooting my legs forward towards the entire school (I was also on the front row because I was a halfway decent dancer) and lifting the very light circular skirt I was in. Luckily we were all in spanks so no one saw any real flashing, but it was horrendous, it still haunts me.
@@Oli.V I throw you all of my roses
@@Oli.V wait isnt it like, a safety hazard to use soap like that? i know that willy wonka and the chocolate factory faced some trouble for using soap in a scene because of workplace safety, id assume it would apply the same to schools and students. not only is it a slip hazard, but people can have adverse reactions to soap
@Olivia Bodily that's rough buddy, you have my respects
@@tobywood00 it wasn’t like bubble soap or hand soap, it was a lot thinner and dried up pretty quick so no one really thought about it until then because no one had slipped (I also saw the Trans Siberian Orchestra in concert that holiday season and they used the same stuff). The snow machines were also only at the very front of the stage where like 10 to 15 of the probably 50+ person cast was. Using something solid (like confetti) probably would have been more of a hazard. Also, the majority of the stage was multiple layers of black matte paint thick so it had a decent grip, but the part of the stage I was dancing on, which was the part of the stage thats in front of where the curtain closed, was a different, slicker material that didn’t get painted. Overall I think it was just me being in the wrong place and the wrong time, but it definitely didn’t get thought through as much as it should have.
Amanda's RAGE when the robber finds the milk is something i carry with me everyday
her shocked joy when the dog catcher gets thrown up the stairs by the explosion is my personal favorite
@@semogecarg my fav are her and drew just- going insane when one of the robbers burns their face on the grill
Their Reactions is Just How The Movie Was Meant to be Towards Others lol
Amanda's bemused smile at the terrible CGI wave crashing through the house made me laugh so hard
“Outside of an animated Grinch movie, there is nothing of quality here.”
Drew really dissing the Curious George Christmas special.
Facts, I watch it every year, a true classic
It's on a whole other level than the rest of these movies.
Thank you, exactly what I was thinking
Fucking banger
Fuck, he's dissing the Grinch movie by just calling it "a" Grinch movie. That shit is THE Grinch movie, and everything else is just a trash attempt at a remake.
a 40 minute Drew video is the best Christmas video a man can ask for
What about a 41 minute one
@@featherycoffee1401 i like the way you think
evan!
Yesss! Also, hi Evan!
The coincidence that i just went from your newest video to Drew's and yet you're still here lmao
I feel like that kids tonight show has a very specific target audience and that audience is Jimmy Fallon exclusively
yes
I don’t think I like those implications 🤢
@@zachflag6506 Same
@@zachflag6506 quite a left turn
I love the second one because the dog who plays Bone was clearly so happy to be doing a good job and looked so cute while he was trying to kill three men
Jack literally set a sign on fire because of a discussion. It only makes sense people would be afraid of him
I kind of wish Jack was more of a Joker-style menace to society instead of a mopy teen. Would have made the movie much more interesting.
I would watch a Christmas movies about the Joker himself learning the meaning of Christmas through dogs. It probably wouldn't be good but I'd watch it.
*GIVING YOU A ReAsOn To CaLl the CoPs*
Finally, Amanda is back on her channel.
Oh that's you, hello Guy!
Hilarity ensues
and she's back from iraq :D
@@peltonting16 both. She’s a war hero
It’s about time!
"Are you the hawsisha?"
"No, I'm the not hot sister," says the red head with great bone structure, clear skin, and facial symmetry.
It wasn't just Petunia being unnecessarily roasted.
You made me laugh so hard with the 'hawsisha' faithful reenactment!
She was freaking adorable and I'm jealous lol
fr and like, on top of being generally unlikeable, the guy she ends up with is an average-looking guy - not that it's an issue but she is objectively hotter than him and he (well, the writers) have the gall to imply she's not and come off like he's settling. he consistently put her down with the nickname and poor treatment. she also witnessed his outbursts and said "you're scaring me again" shortly before they get together. why are we supposed to root for this??
@@washedblue we stan an abusive king
I really need to see this kid for speech therapy.
I like how at 20:49 you can see the dog is holding a ball that they likely threw in the box so he would go in there
In the UK, "Alone for Christmas" was called "Bone Alone" and featured a cover of the little French Bulldog screaming with his paws by his cheeks - like the original "Home Alone".
BAHAHA good lord i wish it was like that in america
That’s hilarious omfg. I need to see that 😭
"Bone Alone" sounds like it should be about someone who's really horny but single over Christmas
That’s the version I saw in a Steven he knock off
@@oranges7706 exactly 💀💀
Drew & Amanda's lines have better timing
You mean Laura?
@@prodwysp thats casey aonso actually
@@yamimarus3550 no? it’s obviously Jarvis Johnson’s wife, laura
dont remember ask your mum
@@prodwysp what Jarvis Johnson has a wife :0
I feel like they weren’t able to find a genuinely ugly dog to play Petunia and just gave up
Or they found an ugly dog but then the director thought it was too ugly to show kids and so got a cute one instead
@@Kaanfight but kids love ugly dogs
@@acemyname yes, but marketing teams don’t
That, or the director/writer has a deep hatred for a dog that looks a lot like Petunia.
@@izstrella I think this is the answer. A lot of people hate little yorkie-ish dogs
1:30 the kids tonight show is actually just to make Jimmy Fallon happy. The show isn't for adults or kids. It's for him.
yay. The robbers where going to take some jewelery, but luckily the dog was there to cause potentially millions worth of damage, and also frame the family for a triple homicide.
crying at the 'Whats up with the white boy and the ugly dog' just being said in the background 😭 best line in the whole movie
27:25 "We're only thirty minutes in?" "I feel like we've been watching this for 3 days." Well, obviously. You entered the white timeless void of car space when you started the movie, and so you've been watching both for forever and for 1 second.
LMAOOO I CANT
My favorite part about the car in the void is you can tell it’s intentional because there’s a very small window behind the girl in the back and it has normal trees and stuff in the background
I’m so mad that everyone was so mean about Petunia, she’s just a scruffy little terrier?? I work at a doggy daycare and there’s tons of little wirey terrier dogs even though our clientele is mostly rich folk with purebreds. Plus she seems so well behaved and sweet the whole time, I won’t stand for this Petunia hate
I’m sure the dog, who has no concept of the internet, will be fine
It's probably supposed to be that whole "small dogs are rats" type thing. I think petunia was the only small dog there
@@justaperson4656 this prejudice must end! Except for chihuahuas……freakin ankle biters
@@notatrollll idk if I'm just threatenening to small dogs, but they all go for me regardless of breed. I do know some chihuahua owners whose dogs are genuonely nice tho
It ony a movie
The best part of the "Home Alone but with a dog" concept is that, when you take away the traps, there's nothing remotely zany about that premise. Dogs attack intruders constantly. They're a widely recognized threat that humans already steer clear of, so much so that many will forgo a security system in favor of a 'Beware of Dog' sign. The entire point of Home Alone is that a child shouldn't be a threat to a pair of wanted criminals. The comedy hinges on that power imbalance. They very easily could've played into that by having a small dog pretend to be a big dog (the way Kevin pretended to be an adult), but then, that would require filmmakers capable of recognizing the intellectual nuance of a film like Home Alone.
I doubt the filmmakers could make a film with such grotesque violence without being at least somewhat self-aware.
You have to have a really high IQ to understand Home Alone
Nuance in home alone? The movie where a kid is so neglected and unloved by his family they leave him at the house to go on a trip and nobody notices until they're already on the plane and yet tries to put the blame on said afforementioned kid?
And the dad is from Wizards of Waverly Place.
@@PlayerZeroStart it takes a lot of intellectual nuance to understand that kevin is neglected, even a genius might miss it
I really like Drew’s little “bark bark bark”s for the dubs of scenes, it adds so much
It helps grant serotonin for sure
I have a weird problem with 12 Dog Days to Christmas. The shirt that Jack is wearing at 12:18 is a generic t-shirt from Target that costs like $6. Now I have no problem with that, they obviously didn’t have a huge budget. I have a problem because I also own that shirt and it is very distracting every time I see clips with him wearing it.
the weirdest thing has to be when the best acting in a movie it’s from a non-human actor. congrats to the Bone doggy actor, he was such a good boy.
Dogs are always better actors than people. If you don’t believe me, watch The Thing
I found this movie back when it’s came out in the dvd clearances bin. And it’s dubbed version in my language. The family are super fricking annoying. That tire changing scene, was like the cringiest thing I have seen in my life.
We don’t have the phase “righty tighty lefty loosey” and that kid “is spare tire big thing or little thing?”… I was a kid but hated that family so much.
His name is hooligan! He’s been in a couple things
@@elk1827which one
Ok, this is driving me insane. Why did they pick a perfectly normal looking terrier to play Petunia when they already had a Chinese Crested, one of the ugliest dog breeds out there? They literally HAD an ugly (affectionate) dog, and they deliberately chose NOT to use it for the dog whose defining character trait is that it's really ugly. It really feels like the director just hated that specific terrier and wanted to single her out.
Whoops I responded to someone else with almost this exact same thing before i saw this haha
i get ur upset about Petunia but dont come after the chinese crested like that- they didn't do anything wrong
@@estherr_pie So sorry for the Chinese Crested slander 😔 I actually really like the breed and find them cute… just in a so-ugly-it’s-cute kinda way. But yeah I didn’t have to be so mean. To any Chinese Crested reading this, you’re cute and perfect and I love you and will give you many a milk bone. Please forgive me
@@estherr_pie i agree lol to me, no dog is ugly
yeah, like i mean, I say this as someone who has had chinese cresteds since i was little and has one currently on my lap, theyre not conventionally cute dogs. I think i would personally not be huge into the movie if they made fun of cresties, because i've heard every comment and it's just old now, but it'd at least make sense that it may be hard to find a home.
"This is Stephanie, she's dumb as shit" honestly got me more than it should have