Peacock's Insane Christmas Movies

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  • @Den-fr8xy
    @Den-fr8xy 3 года назад +80778

    How do i exit the video

  • @UccCoffeeWithMilk
    @UccCoffeeWithMilk 3 года назад +7904

    The way the mom and the dad lean into each other while lovingly looking at the Christmas tree as it zooms into the three dead men underneath it is the funniest thing I have ever witnessed

    • @Lanah8478
      @Lanah8478 3 года назад +503

      That sent me to the void and back

    • @cmog8182
      @cmog8182 3 года назад +95

      pans to the dead man in blackface with a bow on his head

    • @noahjohnson5603
      @noahjohnson5603 3 года назад +294

      I read this only 20 minutes in and I am horrified for what is to come.

    • @rachelppython
      @rachelppython 3 года назад +12

      @@noahjohnson5603 same

    • @gracievela7514
      @gracievela7514 3 года назад +148

      Ah yes I remember my first Christmas when my dog brutally murdered three robbers and threw them under the tree we set up even though we were on vacation and practically burned our house down which forced us to pay thousands of dollars to repair the damage. Good times. . .

  • @Niobesnuppa
    @Niobesnuppa 3 года назад +10605

    Petunia is like the dog equivalent of when Hollywood movies have an "ugly nerd" character who's played by a supermodel wearing glasses and frizzy hair. It's just a cute dog everyone keeps informing the audience is supposed to be ugly.

    • @sethesteem
      @sethesteem 3 года назад +126

      she's so babey

    • @calebduarte5255
      @calebduarte5255 3 года назад +608

      The exact same thing they did to the poor ginger gal too

    • @joycor1419
      @joycor1419 3 года назад +536

      @@calebduarte5255 my first thought EXACTLY, no flannel and baseball cap can hide dat bone structure

    • @spiderdude2099
      @spiderdude2099 3 года назад +264

      You ever see me without this stupid collar on?

    • @katelynknopp8397
      @katelynknopp8397 3 года назад +66

      she also just has a tiny bit of a bad haircut

  • @Chelseabee55
    @Chelseabee55 3 года назад +7962

    Petunia did nothing to be attacked like that. She’s a cute dog, it’s like the writer has a personal vendetta against this particular dog

    • @faithglover8368
      @faithglover8368 3 года назад +342

      We riot at dawn against the writer

    • @ThunderDudeSki
      @ThunderDudeSki 3 года назад +247

      @@faithglover8368 FOR PETUNIAAAAA!!!!!!!

    • @sleepyrose69
      @sleepyrose69 3 года назад +224

      that dog scared the writer once and he went insane

    • @Lilyjem39
      @Lilyjem39 3 года назад +9

      fr

    • @niggleabductor
      @niggleabductor 3 года назад +182

      "Fuck this one dog in particular"
      -The Director

  • @maledictionwolf
    @maledictionwolf Год назад +2791

    I gotta give credit where credit is due, the guy playing the skinny blond robber in the Home Alone dog movie is absolutely AMAZING at physical comedy.

    • @Zarmdthecoolest
      @Zarmdthecoolest Год назад +223

      Two phenomenal actors in such a bad movie

    • @blokvader8283
      @blokvader8283 Год назад +396

      ​@@ZarmdthecoolestI really hope the other actor you're referring to is the dog lmao

    • @13realmusic
      @13realmusic Год назад +77

      He was fully committed to the bit!

    • @alexs.7956
      @alexs.7956 6 месяцев назад +16

      This!! I need more of him!

    • @mahbluebird
      @mahbluebird 6 месяцев назад +29

      He looks like the lead singer of Mother Mother

  • @vilya9296
    @vilya9296 3 года назад +10488

    "It ony a movie" No one has ever made me laugh as hard as Amanda just did

    • @soapisnothere5471
      @soapisnothere5471 3 года назад +560

      legit the funniest thing i was not expecting it

    • @jacquelinedunn3797
      @jacquelinedunn3797 3 года назад +481

      they're perfect for each other lmao

    • @celebalert5616
      @celebalert5616 3 года назад +88

      @@jacquelinedunn3797 yeah they even look the same

    • @jakek1735
      @jakek1735 3 года назад +317

      "See I Tonya in theaters now! Come, onnnn, see it! It ony a movie!"

    • @stephanieblakley3549
      @stephanieblakley3549 3 года назад +48

      legit cackled at that

  • @journeywithrosie
    @journeywithrosie 2 года назад +16010

    I know 12 Dog Days Til Christmas was awful, but I read this on the IMDB Page and thought it was really sweet: The lead dog, Petunia, was actually rescued from an animal shelter to play the role in 12 Dog Days Till Christmas. She had very little hair initially, but by the time filming started she had grown back a lot of her hair due to the love and attention she received in her new home. She is still living with the animal trainer after the film.

    • @daveslamjam
      @daveslamjam 2 года назад +3494

      that means they probably wrote all the stuff about her being ugly when she had all that hair loss!

    • @journeywithrosie
      @journeywithrosie 2 года назад +469

      @@daveslamjam yes 😂🥰

    • @TheClaireyboos
      @TheClaireyboos 2 года назад +871

      omg im crying now 🥺petunia

    • @journeywithrosie
      @journeywithrosie 2 года назад +242

      @@TheClaireyboos i know!! it's so sweet.

    • @staceex0
      @staceex0 2 года назад +217

      Posted 12 days ago 😮 so meta (but also incredibly sweet)

  • @yakketyyak6414
    @yakketyyak6414 3 года назад +11021

    The idea of this child setting a sign on fire and saying "CALL THE COPS! TELL EM OLD JACK IS WAITING FOR EM!" like some old cowboy and then immediately going "it was barely a candle's flame, really :(" is so fucking funny

    • @lazylegolars
      @lazylegolars 3 года назад +460

      Probably their definition/understanding of bipolar lol

    • @brkh96
      @brkh96 3 года назад +178

      he fucked around and found out

    • @reynap343
      @reynap343 3 года назад +840

      “If anyone asks tell ‘em it was golden Joe and the suggins gang” vibes

    • @AnastassiaHaynes
      @AnastassiaHaynes 3 года назад +122

      @@reynap343 LITERALLY WHAT I WAS THINKING

    • @riabouchinska
      @riabouchinska 3 года назад +58

      Reminds me of me in college tbh

  • @Militant_Vegan
    @Militant_Vegan Год назад +1556

    Them saying “he looks really happy too” and then cutting to the depressed dog just sitting on the floor staring at the wall has got to be the funniest thing I’ve seen all week

  • @dailymdesdemona
    @dailymdesdemona 3 года назад +23269

    For some reason I never thought about the fact that Drew watches the movies he reviews with Amanda. I always just pictured him watching them alone with a completely blank expression.

    • @SM-yz4hi
      @SM-yz4hi 3 года назад +2339

      me too lol i’m glad i’m not alone. I thought he just stared at the tv in silent rage and then made a vid about it

    • @WhoTookSpecimen
      @WhoTookSpecimen 3 года назад +1217

      I really hope they do more videos with their reaction if they have the time, it felt nicer to laugh with others at horrible movies :’)

    • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
      @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 3 года назад +877

      He did, until she came back from Afghanistan.
      Roll with the times, Desdemona.

    • @sarcasm-83
      @sarcasm-83 3 года назад +271

      ​@@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 ​ Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey

    • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
      @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 3 года назад +69

      @@sarcasm-83 so... so he really DID fix the cable?

  • @mollydarling1993
    @mollydarling1993 3 года назад +5229

    At this point, no one's trying to make a good Christmas movie anymore. They're trying to make one bad enough that Drew Gooden will goof on it.

    • @_sandy_
      @_sandy_ 3 года назад +9

      chad

    • @blakearius
      @blakearius 3 года назад +22

      I believe Facebook's marketing team knows exactly what they're doing. "oh hey look zuck the alien." So this wouldn't be a stretch.

  • @numburger
    @numburger 3 года назад +11396

    It makes sense that everyone is scared of Jack since he literally committed arson within the first 5 minutes of the film because he was mildly annoyed at a shop owner for telling him to stop being a menace

    • @Ghoulicus
      @Ghoulicus 3 года назад +600

      I think they were scared he was going to set the bullied kid on fire, and dare the bullies to bully him now

    • @TheArtis4n
      @TheArtis4n 2 года назад +254

      This was really a villain's upbringing story

    • @aliciles
      @aliciles 2 года назад +56

      boy is a psychopath... young patrick bateman

    • @numburger
      @numburger 2 года назад +38

      @@aliciles American Psycho 2 reference
      Love to see it

    • @stevengrant9935
      @stevengrant9935 2 года назад +4

      boba 🧋

  • @pastelcatnip
    @pastelcatnip 7 месяцев назад +1321

    I don’t know why but the probation officer’s casual “Arson? C’mon, what was that all about?” is killing me. He sounds like a parent talking to their child who had just stolen from the cookie jar, not someone talking to a teen who just committed arson.

    • @PlayerTenji95
      @PlayerTenji95 6 месяцев назад +36

      Lmfao, that’s how fed up he is, for sure.

    • @way2dead4u
      @way2dead4u 4 месяца назад +40

      "aw man buddy what's going on" really is such wild energy to a literal felony

    • @commanderwill2
      @commanderwill2 Месяц назад +3

      It's also Carl Winslow from Family Matters

    • @p1eceofp1zza
      @p1eceofp1zza Месяц назад

      @@commanderwill2 I was looking for this comment

  • @Iron678Maiden
    @Iron678Maiden 3 года назад +9994

    Cryin: “In case you haven’t noticed, I'm weird. I’m a weirdo. I don't fit in. And I don't want to fit in. Have you ever seen me without this stupid hat on? That's weird.”

    • @drew2510
      @drew2510 3 года назад +194

      Perfect.

    • @R0S3LYN3
      @R0S3LYN3 3 года назад +235

      I love how perfectly this fits

    • @imailedyouaboxofbees
      @imailedyouaboxofbees 3 года назад +78

      QUIRKY DOE

    • @sinuslebastian6366
      @sinuslebastian6366 3 года назад +240

      "I don't fit in because I like quirky things like Harry potter and Stephen King"

    • @broadex9080
      @broadex9080 2 года назад +43

      So relatable this is like I'm not like most(preferred pronoun) (old trend)

  • @Flowerfairyy27
    @Flowerfairyy27 3 года назад +4743

    The way they zoomed in at the Christmas tree, ignoring the dead bodies covered in Christmas wrapping, then topped it all off with a heartwarming, magical background music. Chefs kiss, this movie is a masterpiece.

    • @limepolar8727
      @limepolar8727 3 года назад +192

      And the star at the top of the tree didn't even light up or anything! So anticlimactic

    • @AmandaFreitas1998
      @AmandaFreitas1998 3 года назад +160

      @@limepolar8727 I was really hoping the dog would be at the top of the tree, the slow pace of this zooming in on the tree was indeed the most anticlimactic thing ever

    • @gabbyisprincesa
      @gabbyisprincesa 3 года назад +64

      i didnt finish watching this video when i saw this comment and i fully thought it was satire 😭

    • @amylomo9793
      @amylomo9793 3 года назад +42

      without the context from the video this comment is WILD

    • @tori4770
      @tori4770 3 года назад +58

      Funny thing is the parents don't even know the context of 3 men wrapped under their Christmas tree , they're happy for no reason

  • @Contributron
    @Contributron 3 года назад +7725

    “Well, I don’t *see* any broken bones. My guess is she has a concussion.” Love it when my vet just throws up his hands and makes a guess.

    • @thebystander1636
      @thebystander1636 3 года назад +8

      Pfft. If you had any idea how doctors make completely uneducated guesses like this every day, you'd be blown away. My opiate addicted father used to exploit ERs for pain pills, and I promise you, doctors make the dumbest, most incompetent diagnosis you could imagine. You pay for a guess, that you'd have just as much a chance of correctly self diagnosing yourself.

    • @skyn3817
      @skyn3817 3 года назад +81

      @@thebystander1636 Trust me, the ER doctors didn't believe your father. Giving him pain pills was a way to get him out of the hospital so that they could focus on other patients.

    • @ErinLastNameRedacted
      @ErinLastNameRedacted 3 года назад +66

      @@thebystander1636 So next time you have a life-threatening situation, take care of it yourself. I’m sure that will turn out well.

    • @WhoTookSpecimen
      @WhoTookSpecimen 3 года назад +26

      maybe if the dog wore her helmet while riding her skateboard she wouldn’t have a concussion

    • @Animallovercomedian
      @Animallovercomedian 3 года назад +24

      @@thebystander1636 meanwhile doctors get yelled at for thinking patients needing pain treatment are just looking for drugs. Maybe humans are actually just really good at lying and pain is infamously hard to treat
      But have fun giving yourself surgery mate

  • @maniczzz
    @maniczzz 5 месяцев назад +187

    As a disabled person, I actually really love my disabled baby cat! The disabled pet with disabled pet trope is so real to me.

    • @Syeeee
      @Syeeee 5 месяцев назад +16

      that is actually so awesome sauce, I want to get one now

    • @Quackervoltz
      @Quackervoltz Месяц назад +8

      Is that them in your icon

  • @Barbarella.
    @Barbarella. 3 года назад +17341

    “What’s up with the white boy and the ugly dog” is the single funniest line I’ve heard in a movie ever

    • @troublewakingup
      @troublewakingup 3 года назад +1361

      White boy, ugly dog is gonna be the name of my band

    • @urmothermia
      @urmothermia 3 года назад +358

      Best line in the movie tbh.

    • @iwillpipebombyourhouse
      @iwillpipebombyourhouse 3 года назад +156

      @@troublewakingup i play piano can i join?

    • @coolboyyo654
      @coolboyyo654 3 года назад +806

      the bad guy when they see scooby and shaggy

    • @spaghetits1338
      @spaghetits1338 3 года назад +147

      I find this line SO offensive. NO DOG IS UGLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @MREEELEEE
    @MREEELEEE 3 года назад +4584

    I like how when Jack screams “You stupid ugly dog!” He moves his arms like he’s rapping.

    • @joshuaford7565
      @joshuaford7565 3 года назад +419

      *dawg

    • @EF-kk3vh
      @EF-kk3vh 3 года назад +177

      bars

    • @fh1965
      @fh1965 3 года назад +50

      LMFAOOOO

    • @pressplayulysses
      @pressplayulysses 3 года назад +189

      He's dissing the dog so much that he moves like he's in a diss track.

    • @zyaicob
      @zyaicob 3 года назад +45

      It was very Boyinaband

  • @randomfandom5891
    @randomfandom5891 3 года назад +14439

    Petunia: *literally just existing*
    Everyone: that dog is a monster

    • @manboy4720
      @manboy4720 3 года назад +260

      unless petunia's in the void, then it's anyone's guess if they're existing or not. a quantum conundrum.

    • @dananabread6632
      @dananabread6632 3 года назад +7

      lol

    • @shamiksinha4808
      @shamiksinha4808 3 года назад +75

      Ya I don't know what's wrong with her 😂😂

    • @madelinebitts2766
      @madelinebitts2766 3 года назад +266

      Yeah I feel like they wrote the movie with an ugly dog in mind and then just couldn't find an ugly dog to cast.

    • @Pahhu
      @Pahhu 3 года назад +163

      @@madelinebitts2766 surely they could have found a derpy looking pug or bulldog or something. The dog they cast is straight up adorable!

  • @Scrofar
    @Scrofar Год назад +342

    I'm fully convinced the dog in the second movie subconciously wanted to take revenge on his human owners and destroyed their entire home in an act of, "You WANT me to be the bad guy? Then I WILL be the bad guy." The robbers were merely just guinea pigs. The bulldog who warned him was never real and represented his inner evil.

    • @dylansickinger545
      @dylansickinger545 29 дней назад +5

      I like that this implies that since the person who told him about the robbers was never real, it's a complete coincidence that the robbers were there, or existed, at all

  • @YouTubeaccoubr
    @YouTubeaccoubr 3 года назад +5633

    "No, I want a dog that won't traumatize my kids every time they see it."
    Petunia: perfectly clean, perfectly normal, perfect health, perfectly perfect.

    • @ErinLastNameRedacted
      @ErinLastNameRedacted 3 года назад +272

      They should have used a dog that people generally find “ugly,” like a Chinese Crested.

    • @jadelan9549
      @jadelan9549 3 года назад +176

      @@ErinLastNameRedacted i went to look up what a Chinese crested dog looks like and oh my god its so funny looking

    • @Apollo_G
      @Apollo_G 3 года назад +107

      @@ErinLastNameRedacted i just googled what that was and its so adorable

    • @leoultimaupgraded9914
      @leoultimaupgraded9914 3 года назад +101

      @@ErinLastNameRedacted looks more like a combo of a horse and a dog, but more dog. Very cute, don’t know why people find them ugly

    • @somedude172
      @somedude172 3 года назад +37

      ​@@ErinLastNameRedacted fr lol. my grandma's dog literally looks just like petunia and she gets more compliments than any dog ive taken in public. shes definitely funny looking, but in a cute way. like ngl i kinda hated her at first but even then i still thought she was cute as hell

  • @yeetwoodmack4197
    @yeetwoodmack4197 3 года назад +8170

    The “it ony a movie” line actually almost killed me. I haven’t laughed that hard in a long time man. Holy shit that was great

    • @luisjoseherrera408
      @luisjoseherrera408 2 года назад +18

      timestamp

    • @yeetwoodmack4197
      @yeetwoodmack4197 2 года назад +71

      @@luisjoseherrera408 5:44

    • @Anskabrew
      @Anskabrew 2 года назад +94

      Same! Lying in my bed, watching this, and literally crying from laughing

    • @broadex9080
      @broadex9080 2 года назад +26

      Itonlyamovie

    • @aquasiox
      @aquasiox 2 года назад +28

      i come back to this video once a month just for that hit

  • @funnycat9962
    @funnycat9962 3 года назад +6997

    This family hates their dog for sleeping near where a mess is made, but then they're pleased as punch to come home and find that the house is a wreck and there are three deceased men under the tree.

    • @ashikjaman1940
      @ashikjaman1940 2 года назад +749

      The Void'll do that to you

    • @kiskadee321
      @kiskadee321 2 года назад +288

      The smiles on their faces at the end there...

    • @IanAndHudsonProductions
      @IanAndHudsonProductions 2 года назад +329

      lmao they're just peacefully smiling while hugging each other looking at 3 dead men inside their home

    • @SimonPetrikov12
      @SimonPetrikov12 2 года назад +147

      I have always loved the expression "pleased as punch" lol

    • @awb7776
      @awb7776 2 года назад +3

      its a family of murderer's so they are now happy that there are 3 men for dinner, "oh man we forgot to make the pie" "don't worry honey we can kill the neighbor after we exist this eternal void that the gods made for us so we wouldn't eat them "

  • @quinnperry3197
    @quinnperry3197 Год назад +577

    The dad in the dog home alone movie is played by the same guy who plays the dad of the titular wizards in Disney's Wizards of Waverly Place. In that series, they have a portal to the wizard world which is literally just a blank void, just like the blank void in the dog movie. This definitely means this movie is taking place in the wizard world, and Bone is a human under a spell to look like a dog or something

    • @teddycinema
      @teddycinema Год назад +81

      no literally i haven't seen anyone else mention the dad. is it really that hard to get roles when u were on a literal disney show😭

    • @EpicFreakinEm
      @EpicFreakinEm Год назад +58

      and the boy was ceces little brother from shake it up 😭😭

    • @-psilo-9071
      @-psilo-9071 11 месяцев назад +6

      Holy shit you figured it out

  • @audrey0554
    @audrey0554 3 года назад +7770

    With all the petunia set up, I really thought they'd get her to be adopted by a blind person

  • @SoniasWay
    @SoniasWay 3 года назад +3009

    “This is the worst Christmas ever” accompanied by a shot of dog riding a skateboard is so funny

    • @claws811
      @claws811 3 года назад +2

      sonja

    • @whoswallowing
      @whoswallowing 3 года назад +11

      i havent watched the video yet oml-

    • @tjltl
      @tjltl 3 года назад +5

      @@whoswallowing im 17:45 in

  • @kxzt
    @kxzt 3 года назад +4076

    My grandma just told me she's watching a movie that's "like Home Alone, but it's dogs!" and you'll never guess what it is.... she's having the time of her life

    • @gamergaymer965
      @gamergaymer965 3 года назад +391

      That's honestly really cute

    • @od3910
      @od3910 2 года назад +113

      Aw does she like it? Cause I'm having a great time too.

    • @kxzt
      @kxzt 2 года назад +189

      @@od3910 she loved it, she thought it was very cute!

    • @venusterr8351
      @venusterr8351 2 года назад +61

      Bless her heart

    • @01DaBoss
      @01DaBoss 2 года назад +47

      That's honestly adorable

  • @katjosephperez8772
    @katjosephperez8772 Год назад +646

    Jack is able to intimidate the bullies bc he’s literally an arsonist - the crazy kind, not the insurance fraud kind.

  • @mackenziesmith6504
    @mackenziesmith6504 3 года назад +2778

    "this is stephanie, she's dumb as shit" had me CRY LAUGHING

  • @Emily-oy2nq
    @Emily-oy2nq 2 года назад +3447

    As someone who works in a kennel he's right, the dogs are constantly stabbing each other we dont even know where they get the knives we just walk in and one dog is stabbing another dog.

    • @Takimeko
      @Takimeko Год назад +153

      but they don't have thumbs!
      *rimshot*

    • @Avruthlelbh
      @Avruthlelbh Год назад +38

      @@Takimeko *stock laugh sound effect*

    • @whitetiana3022
      @whitetiana3022 Год назад +19

      it's a dog eat dog world out there

    • @6Shooter28
      @6Shooter28 Год назад +7

      honestly, depending on the kennel, it's only barely an exaggeration. There are some real shithole kennels out there

    • @wildfire9280
      @wildfire9280 Год назад +7

      @@6Shooter28 clearly it’s the dog’s faults, they should’ve just moved out

  • @Luna-celeste
    @Luna-celeste 2 года назад +4571

    Imagine having your beloved pet dog act in a movie and all they do is call it an ugly bitch the entire movie

    • @ninar9664
      @ninar9664 2 года назад +593

      Someone in the comments found out on IMDb that they adopted her from a shelter and looked pretty rough at the time and she for healthier with all the love she received on set and now lives with the animal trainer

    • @Luna-celeste
      @Luna-celeste 2 года назад +322

      @@ninar9664 this is the best reason possible

    • @leavemeheredreaming
      @leavemeheredreaming 2 года назад +41

      It's not even ugly

    • @Risky2Simon
      @Risky2Simon 2 года назад +113

      to be fair I do call my cat an ugly bitch
      but it's easier when the cat in question keeps STARING at me with PURE JUDGEMENT like goddamn Apollo what did I even do

    • @caprimann87
      @caprimann87 Год назад +5

      well duh, obviously they put it down after filming

  • @evillttlimp
    @evillttlimp Год назад +193

    The cut to Drew's disappointment and Amanda just taking in all the delicious chaos in at 33:43 warms my heart

  • @maddiejones4195
    @maddiejones4195 3 года назад +8990

    the fact that petunia is genuinely a cute dog makes me think that the director just had beef with her

    • @wafflefalafel9442
      @wafflefalafel9442 3 года назад +895

      Petunia pissed on the set

    • @harmc2301
      @harmc2301 3 года назад +349

      She’s such a cute dog

    • @alexrudolph301
      @alexrudolph301 3 года назад +570

      Like legitimately, Petunia is a good looking dog. There are a lot of rat looking dogs but petunia is not one of them

    • @ilikecurry2345
      @ilikecurry2345 3 года назад +195

      Doesn't help that she gets run over by a car at one point.

    • @alliexcx5576
      @alliexcx5576 3 года назад +10

      @waffle falafel 🍯

  • @mvvnlitfleurs
    @mvvnlitfleurs 3 года назад +6757

    Petunia is literally the cutest dog and everyone’s like
    “that’s a fucking ugly abomination of a monster. how can you even call it a dog”
    damn leave my girl alone 😭

    • @scrimshawmassacre
      @scrimshawmassacre 3 года назад +5

      yeag

    • @LordAnti
      @LordAnti 3 года назад +150

      Wait.. Petunia was a dog? I thought she was a squirrel

    • @mvvnlitfleurs
      @mvvnlitfleurs 3 года назад +101

      @@LordAnti JAIL

    • @nupeer
      @nupeer 3 года назад +15

      Petunia got that steve buscemi look

    • @LordAnti
      @LordAnti 3 года назад +9

      @@mvvnlitfleurs Not my fault Petunia needs plastic surgery. pshhhh

  • @NotOnLand
    @NotOnLand 2 года назад +3479

    Whenever I see a movie where a dog plays an actual character, I judge how well the dog was trained. In the worst ones it's just voiceover with puppet legs to do things, but Bone seems pretty clever! He can open latches and ride a skateboard, I hope he got a lot of treats and a better movie.
    The best dog acting I've ever seen was the husky from The Thing.

    • @frankisnot1148
      @frankisnot1148 2 года назад +228

      The best dog actor I've seen was in live action Garfield. That dog was a comedic GENIUS.

    • @SpawnRevenge92
      @SpawnRevenge92 2 года назад +173

      The husky in The Thing was INCREDIBLE.

    • @blackflare
      @blackflare Год назад +103

      The dog in The Thing was amazing. They had a hard time finding one that could pull it off.

    • @a.a.g.h.1679
      @a.a.g.h.1679 Год назад +61

      I would like to submit the dog acting from Prey as a great example for dog acting

    • @bambulance2174
      @bambulance2174 Год назад +46

      Jeb really was snubbed at the oscars smh.

  • @ursulap.6722
    @ursulap.6722 Год назад +509

    So the parents in the second movie send the dog to a cabin in the woods for knocking stuff off the table, but when they come back to their house, find that the dog has escaped & returned to the house, and see that there is trash all over the place along with THREE LITERAL CORPSES, they're like "aw, Bone's back, yay :) "
    edit: also, Petunia in the first movie is 100% adorable, what the hell is wrong with everybody

    • @silvermeasuringspoons6462
      @silvermeasuringspoons6462 Год назад +22

      Did you watch the whole movie? It's on RUclips for free. I watch it long time ago, found it in clearance DVD bin. Except the little girl, everyone especially the boy are god damn annoying. I still vividly remember the spare tire scene, might be the most cringe.
      The "Santa" is also their grandpa. They're going to the grandparents house for Christmas, while the grandparents are out on the road apparently.

    • @emilyb.8219
      @emilyb.8219 Год назад +17

      @@silvermeasuringspoons6462 I guess that explains why the dog at the end says "We're related to Santa?!", I had no idea what that was about lol

    • @TheRealFortran
      @TheRealFortran 2 месяца назад

      I won’t expect bizarrely from Asylum.

  • @FakeDavyCrockett
    @FakeDavyCrockett 3 года назад +14245

    Petunia is genuinely one of the most normal-ass looking dogs I’ve ever seen

    • @cranid98
      @cranid98 3 года назад +851

      i assume it was because they couldn’t find an ugly dog so they used her

    • @Foolishly_Royalty
      @Foolishly_Royalty 3 года назад +630

      @@cranid98 very few dogs are ugly, so I can see why

    • @sy-2
      @sy-2 3 года назад +183

      @@Foolishly_Royalty pugs

    • @thegoatcarnival
      @thegoatcarnival 3 года назад +153

      @@sy-2 those are cute-ugly. What you gotta use is bullies. They're the most disgusting abominations of canines ever.

    • @nuclearbomb9483
      @nuclearbomb9483 3 года назад +435

      @@thegoatcarnival pugs look like they're always in pain. Can't even breathe right with their squished face

  • @suemccashland
    @suemccashland 3 года назад +5705

    hot take: everyone is afraid of jack because his knee jerk reaction to someone calling the cops is ARSON

    • @ashikjaman1940
      @ashikjaman1940 3 года назад +655

      Not calling the cops, *threatening* to call the cops. He could've just walked away and literally nothing would have happened.

    • @justaperson4656
      @justaperson4656 3 года назад +429

      Not to mention how unbelievably violent he is, I mean, trashing a shelter because... What, a date went bad? He got stood up by a mother who hasn't talked to him in years?

    • @shaedomoon
      @shaedomoon 3 года назад +96

      Yeah, beat him up and you might come back home to a smouldering pile of ashes. Because obviously they know each other

    • @alexstilldraws
      @alexstilldraws 3 года назад +42

      You ever have that moment where what the comment is referring to happens right when you read it?

    • @sto1238
      @sto1238 3 года назад +46

      Yea I mean he’s clearly unstable

  • @galaxyocicat5660
    @galaxyocicat5660 3 года назад +20237

    They really did a "not like other girls, I read Stephen King and Harry Potter" as if they're not the most popular authors worldwide.

    • @vaishnavisingh9244
      @vaishnavisingh9244 3 года назад +846

      also like even if they are two kids in the area with that particular taste, why does it matter- your taste in books have nothing to do with LOVE

    • @DepressoCatto
      @DepressoCatto 3 года назад +1860

      Right, Harry potter the author.

    • @thelesserkey7583
      @thelesserkey7583 3 года назад +1574

      @@DepressoCatto no no no you got it all wrong it’s actually Stephen King the book

    • @mothboy420
      @mothboy420 3 года назад +936

      yeah she didn't even say Harry Potter, she said she's "into JK Rowling" and normally that's code for "I'm a TERF"

    • @igotyouallday9483
      @igotyouallday9483 3 года назад +557

      Harry the Wizard ❌
      Harry the Author ✅

  • @riverscuomo7140
    @riverscuomo7140 11 месяцев назад +482

    I think about "barely a candle's flame" so often. Why was he written like a Victorian orphan for that one line and then none of the others

    • @MissGreenTeaLady
      @MissGreenTeaLady 2 месяца назад +17

      Yeah that line has wormed its way into my mind.

  • @yeetyeetson2871
    @yeetyeetson2871 2 года назад +3160

    the closing shot of the last movie where the parents look lovingly at the dead men tied up by their dogs in their living room and then it pans up to the christmas tree is just so perfect and sums up the movie so wel

    • @M2R.
      @M2R. 2 года назад +37

      I have not gotten to that movie yet and now I’m scared to watch the rest 😭 /hj

    • @yeetyeetson2871
      @yeetyeetson2871 2 года назад +26

      @@M2R. it isn’t scary (if you still haven’t watched it for whatever reason) just funny lol

    • @M2R.
      @M2R. 2 года назад +25

      @@yeetyeetson2871 I watched it today and it was very funny and bizarre lol but wow that dog was brutal

  • @phoenixgirl70
    @phoenixgirl70 3 года назад +21897

    Jack nicknamed her “cryin” because he knows that’s all she’ll be doing while dating him with his verbal abuse and violent outbursts.

    • @kaamn1829
      @kaamn1829 3 года назад +204

      🤣🤣😬

    • @MC-yt1uv
      @MC-yt1uv 3 года назад +2430

      Yeah, seriously I don't see how that was a happy ending. Jack definitively has a lot of unresolved anger issues. He set a sign on fire over a verbal argument and trashed his workplace over family issues. I give it about a month at best before he starts yelling at her because she spent an evening hanging out with friends or she was "too nice" to the waiter at a restaurant.

    • @xiomaraa
      @xiomaraa 3 года назад +111

      jesus christ

    • @ardenhutchins9572
      @ardenhutchins9572 3 года назад +594

      And tendency to commit arson

    • @katyanbs4391
      @katyanbs4391 3 года назад +487

      @@wizzem7890 holy shit thats dark. but would totally watch it though

  • @miffyblob1606
    @miffyblob1606 3 года назад +22512

    Pleased to see that Drew isn’t skipping his annual Christmas movie-induced spiral into rage-filled insanity

    • @melanphilia
      @melanphilia 3 года назад +172

      Exactly.. Christmas won't be the same without tradition of watching Drew watch those films, it's my 3 y.o tradition 😂

    • @shannonceleste5557
      @shannonceleste5557 3 года назад +73

      The purest of all holiday traditions 🥰

    • @bingbong1966
      @bingbong1966 3 года назад +13

      I use peacock for champions league

    • @brynntermeer9951
      @brynntermeer9951 3 года назад +15

      It's become a year round tradition now

    • @aezidoubleu
      @aezidoubleu 3 года назад +4

      Exactly

  • @bendj4lyfe
    @bendj4lyfe Год назад +271

    😂18:04 “ well I don’t see any broken bones, my guess is she has a concussion” as they’re petting healthy happy dog with her tongue out 👅 🐶

    • @feliciascorner9795
      @feliciascorner9795 5 месяцев назад +14

      Shows radiographs of the chest and abdomen "It's probably a concussion." 🤦🏼‍♀️

  • @nefarious_seraph13
    @nefarious_seraph13 3 года назад +1988

    I’m stuck on the fact that if the robbers had succeeded the family would have lost less money than the amount they’re gonna need to repair all the damage their skate boarding murderous dog did

    • @ayekantspeylgud
      @ayekantspeylgud 3 года назад +211

      This, 100%. Not to mention realistically the dog would’ve set the whole house on fire at some point. And barring that, the water damage alone to what looks like hard wood flooring … and having to move out while their floor boards dry out and the insurance claims, etc. Wholly apart from all the broken shit.

    • @gideongivesharrowboners
      @gideongivesharrowboners 2 года назад +31

      look, the dog was just out for blood

  • @bigdongwilly7901
    @bigdongwilly7901 2 года назад +4792

    “Cryan” “BUT THE PAPER SAYS RYAN” nearly murdered me

    • @g0ref4iry48
      @g0ref4iry48 2 года назад +45

      I ALWAYS COME BACK TO THE VIDEO FOR THIS SPECIFIC PART

    • @taiyorenai7690
      @taiyorenai7690 2 года назад +16

      ME TOO OMG

    • @pranavghantasala6808
      @pranavghantasala6808 2 года назад +58

      Timestamped for posterity: 8:28

    • @firesd7306
      @firesd7306 Год назад +8

      Well I'm glad the murder attempt failed. Are you okay?

    • @Random-sk6hm
      @Random-sk6hm Год назад +1

      @@pranavghantasala6808 Thank you for using the word posterity so casually HJKDSCBKSAJBCJNAXSCHJBAMSBHMX

  • @sia7051
    @sia7051 2 года назад +6307

    I like how in these home alone movies, the damage caused by “protecting the house” would always cost more than actually just letting the robbery take place.

    • @Naokarma
      @Naokarma 2 года назад +487

      It's a matter of principal. If I can't have my stuff, you can't either!

    • @DannyDevitoOffical-TrustMeBro
      @DannyDevitoOffical-TrustMeBro 2 года назад +448

      Or, you know, notifying the police? Or asking for help from neighbors or family members?
      Edit: having made it farther in the video, I now realize my mistake with this one movie. He’s a dog, he doesn’t have thumbs. Therefore, he can’t call the police…so he sets elaborate traps

    • @jasperjazzie
      @jasperjazzie 2 года назад +177

      yeah, and in this case, the dog would get in trouble for letting a robbery take place when he wasn't even supposed to be at the house, but he wouldn't get in trouble for the house being a complete wreck and having dead people inside it

    • @firstnamelastname6016
      @firstnamelastname6016 2 года назад +79

      Especially considering the fact that most home insurance packages would cover stolen goods and not damage you caused lol

    • @moosenman
      @moosenman 2 года назад +32

      @@DannyDevitoOffical-TrustMeBro he did get on a skateboard. And did all the traps
      He could probably call the police if the writers wanted

  • @NPC1921
    @NPC1921 Год назад +383

    35:58 Based on how violent this movie was I totally expected the tree to be topped with one of the robber's severed heads

  • @alleywaysmusic
    @alleywaysmusic 3 года назад +4648

    Is anyone else gonna acknowledge the fact that Drew ended his last video starting a game of hide and seek with us and then began this video finishing his count to 100?

    • @sophiab6239
      @sophiab6239 3 года назад +161

      YOOOOOOOOO

    • @blue-slushy
      @blue-slushy 3 года назад +1000

      In the instagram boomers video, he says he's getting a cardboard cutout of a famous dog, and then in the next video he gets the Scooby cutout. Drew's lore has been top notch lately

    • @ErinLastNameRedacted
      @ErinLastNameRedacted 3 года назад +123

      It took him so long to count…

    • @Gecksity
      @Gecksity 3 года назад +76

      No! I WON'T acknowledge it!

    • @captainofthelosercruiser7355
      @captainofthelosercruiser7355 3 года назад +142

      its the DCU the drew cinematic universe

  • @lozenger8
    @lozenger8 3 года назад +1461

    "It ony a movie" is actually perfect for all of these trainwrecks. But I do want to say that the dog actors were all incredible, 100 %, flawless in their performances. Unlike the humans.

    • @spooderman6312
      @spooderman6312 3 года назад +1

      The actors' mouths were cut off and stapled to the dogs

    • @spooderman6312
      @spooderman6312 3 года назад +1

      Oh, I thought you meant the first movie he mentioned

  • @ACReece
    @ACReece 2 года назад +5461

    "I hate it in the void, there's no color, sound, or time here." This actually had me crying.

    • @kittyqueen9837
      @kittyqueen9837 2 года назад +153

      Why? Are you trapped in the void?

    • @broadex9080
      @broadex9080 2 года назад +35

      You okay

    • @damemedealerr
      @damemedealerr 2 года назад +26

      @@kittyqueen9837 i am

    • @brianman1677
      @brianman1677 2 года назад +26

      33:51

    • @jetscorner
      @jetscorner 2 года назад +44

      Amanda dying in the background makes it a hundred times better

  • @FlorSilvestre12
    @FlorSilvestre12 Год назад +125

    They absolutely should have been madder at Jack. On top of almost getting Petunia killed, how much money did he cost those about-to-be-unemployed shelter workers in emergency vet bills to make sure she was okay?

  • @lockwoodstudios5462
    @lockwoodstudios5462 3 года назад +2668

    The funniest part is that petunia just looks like a normal dog, and they just assign “ugly” as her character trait

    • @lillie4431
      @lillie4431 3 года назад +161

      yeah same with ryan:((shes so pretty n theyre just like um no let's make her the ugly one

    • @no_peace
      @no_peace 3 года назад +120

      Lol any girl wearing glasses in a movie

    • @plipplop1769
      @plipplop1769 3 года назад +83

      Reminds me of any "plain" character in anime. Make her as pretty as the villain but without obviously colored makeup and brown/black instead of blond hair = dirt underneath my shoe.

    • @adrianaheiler9794
      @adrianaheiler9794 3 года назад +31

      @@plipplop1769 omg, now I'm gonna show my age, but as a kid I was always mad that the prettiest character in 'Lady Lovely Locks' was supposed to be the evil with. Of course she had long, black hair (something I had always wanted) and when I had the dolls to the series I made her the good guy, screw canon! 😜

    • @hewittdurand9414
      @hewittdurand9414 3 года назад +9

      I’d adopt Petunia 🙂

  • @drawbyyourselve
    @drawbyyourselve 3 года назад +1065

    I love the morale of the last dog movie. The dog that was falsely accused fo destroying things around the house and got sent to a shelter for Christmas broke out, went to the house and destroyed things around the house, proving that incarceration of innocents is a just cause and measure to be taken.

    • @isabelle_4207
      @isabelle_4207 3 года назад +85

      It really says a lot about society 😔 can’t believe they didn’t get the Oscar. It was before it’s time.

    • @metrosuez7475
      @metrosuez7475 3 года назад +61

      it’s a little known fact that “Alone for Christmas” is actually a prequel to “Minority Report”

  • @5ft4inprotagonist24
    @5ft4inprotagonist24 3 года назад +1660

    13:50 "i don't know about jack but everyone is terrified of him" he set a guy's sign on fire within the first 5 minutes of the movie. the kid may be scrawny but he's insane

  • @danielbeck3493
    @danielbeck3493 Год назад +106

    The rewatchability on all your movie reviews is so good.

  • @PublicStrain96
    @PublicStrain96 3 года назад +1503

    Are we not gonna talk about how fucking horrifying that scene of the robber who was burned up was

    • @freyavine6448
      @freyavine6448 3 года назад +105

      I've been burned pretty badly before and I don't have much trauma from it but that scene made my skin crawl a little

    • @Foxingg
      @Foxingg 3 года назад +58

      Dude was cooked up like a christmas ham and the dog wrapped him like one too

    • @saib122
      @saib122 3 года назад +22

      I literally jumped

    • @Kyran1996
      @Kyran1996 3 года назад +116

      Every shot of him falling down looked like a death scene out of Final Destination or something like that. The lack of physics and way his body just halts upon contact instead of wincing or reacting in any way makes it look like he flat-out died.

    • @washedblue
      @washedblue 3 года назад +51

      also how the family is brought together and smiling warmly at the sight of the robbers' corpses in front of the Christmas tree

  • @gubo1188
    @gubo1188 3 года назад +4177

    I’m confused: when the dog traps the thief in the running shower, why can’t the thief just turn off the shower and not drown?

    • @natvasch6399
      @natvasch6399 3 года назад +215

      That was my first thought as well!!!!!!!

    • @beccaroonie2946
      @beccaroonie2946 3 года назад +1062

      shower button in void duh 🙄

    • @Patruh_Cos
      @Patruh_Cos 3 года назад +201

      That would make too much sense, duh

    • @sunsailor6385
      @sunsailor6385 3 года назад +74

      I think the drain was like shooting up water cuz I thought I saw the drain explode and then he was just in the shower

    • @imailedyouaboxofbees
      @imailedyouaboxofbees 3 года назад +179

      The writers tends to run into a bit of panic and confusion when it comes to thumbs.

  • @tearsofboredom7956
    @tearsofboredom7956 2 года назад +5183

    Really love how that one robber just chose to fill the shower box with water, almost drowning themselves, while the option to just turn the shower off was completely open.

    • @broadex9080
      @broadex9080 2 года назад +624

      How did I miss that, yeah he could have just turned off the shower and then called down one of the goons to help him out. How high where they when they made this movie?

    • @certaindeathawaits
      @certaindeathawaits 2 года назад +229

      Also can he not swim? I'd think that if the water filled up high enough, he could just tread water

    • @rolo0o
      @rolo0o 2 года назад +602

      There is also a DRAIN in the shower for this specific reason

    • @rolo0o
      @rolo0o 2 года назад +2

      @@certaindeathawaits well eventually the water would just fill up the shower above his head and then he’d be done for

    • @rats_in_a_PACK
      @rats_in_a_PACK 2 года назад +240

      @@rolo0o right he had so many options to escape 😭😭 he could have turned the shower off, stepped off of the drain, punched through the glass- shower door class is not so strong that a large man couldn't burst through it come on man

  • @annlanzi3590
    @annlanzi3590 Год назад +74

    I think I loved alone for christman. Just the parts where the dog was carrying stuff. He looked like he was trying so hard to be a good actor and he deserves all the credit from this movie.

  • @nnnomenclature
    @nnnomenclature 2 года назад +1922

    As a USPS employee I actually have some insight into the weird USPS branding in the second movie and the way they didn't use a mail truck. The USPS is actually very careful about their branding in movies and don't typically allow people to depict mail carriers as criminals. It looks to me like the creators of the film checked on that extremely late in production and had to do some hasty editing and reshoots to remove the overt USPS branding.

    • @annie-pants
      @annie-pants 2 года назад +141

      this is mentioned in the book How To Become a Federal Criminal (about stupid laws) and its now one of my new favorite fun facts !!! as someone who enjoys getting mail, thank you for your service

    • @PeterHunterHouse
      @PeterHunterHouse Год назад +15

      Such a good fun fact

    • @maxmanium2032
      @maxmanium2032 Год назад

      I don't think that's true... it would violate the first amendment.

    • @nnnomenclature
      @nnnomenclature Год назад +92

      @@maxmanium2032 the USPS is also a business that holds copyrights. It's not any more against the first amendment than Disney suing someone for copyright infringement

    • @maddieb.4282
      @maddieb.4282 Год назад +78

      @@maxmanium2032the complete misunderstanding of the first amendment here is absolutely hilarious

  • @rhea.treece
    @rhea.treece 2 года назад +4819

    amandas outrage at them leaving out milk makes me laugh everytime

    • @velociraptor1551
      @velociraptor1551 Год назад

      well, itonyamovie

    • @TheMarshmallowMushroom
      @TheMarshmallowMushroom Год назад +77

      (34:16)

    • @fart63
      @fart63 Год назад +115

      My favorite part is when they are horrified at the burned man

    • @aftertaster
      @aftertaster Год назад +96

      Everything she and her weird husband do makes me laugh every time.

    • @RavenclawNimbus
      @RavenclawNimbus Год назад +41

      Her face made me so happy, I was dying from laughter

  • @Satans_Niece
    @Satans_Niece 3 года назад +1042

    My dog Jax was in 12 Dog Days Of Christmas. He was the aussie that barked a lot and scared away the criminals. He was a very good boy who got better at walking on a leash :’)

    • @becauseimafan
      @becauseimafan 3 года назад +60

      Aww! That is so cute! 🥺❤️

    • @dhiibvulk9036
      @dhiibvulk9036 3 года назад +85

      WHAT A GOOD BOY!!! he did a good job

    • @lizard3755
      @lizard3755 3 года назад +59

      That's so cool! I wish we could get a cut of the movie with just the dogs because Jax and all the other puppies were the stars of the show.

    • @rageagainstmyhairline5574
      @rageagainstmyhairline5574 3 года назад +46

      Cool :D One of the only convincing actors in the whole thing!

    • @Cutebee10
      @Cutebee10 3 года назад +65

      But the paper says jaxon

  • @TopazFire15
    @TopazFire15 Год назад +135

    I can’t stopping thinking about how poor Petunia will probably be punted by Jack next time he’s mildly inconvenienced 😭 like she’s so cute, let me have her, I don’t DESTROY PRIVATE PROPERTY when I’m mad

    • @Gon-fishing
      @Gon-fishing 9 месяцев назад +32

      Jack stubs his toe and petunia gets drop kicked into the next dimension. The void has gained another

    • @Quackervoltz
      @Quackervoltz Месяц назад +1

      ​@@Gon-fishing IM CRYING

  • @awesomeballer7
    @awesomeballer7 2 года назад +3665

    "so what do you think about this older girl younger guy thing?"
    "no, yuck"
    "women really are confusing"
    this is the best script ever written

    • @on-line10
      @on-line10 2 года назад

      this is just Idiotic-_-

    • @Naokarma
      @Naokarma 2 года назад +344

      That was edited to be in that order, but it definitely should've gone that way instead.

    • @jasperjazzie
      @jasperjazzie 2 года назад +168

      @@Naokarma that makes sense, otherwise it'd be confusing why she even went out with him to begin with
      although even still, it's not confusing but it is concerning

    • @AFC2022
      @AFC2022 2 года назад +1

      @@Naokarma It’s Explains Society lol

    • @bunnyhana7482
      @bunnyhana7482 2 года назад +21

      @@AFC2022 huh

  • @demiburnett4365
    @demiburnett4365 3 года назад +2662

    fun fact: “alone for christmas” used to be called “bone alone” and it was my favourite movie growing up😭

    • @movedaccounts9639
      @movedaccounts9639 3 года назад +524

      BONE ALONE?!?!! OH MY GOD

    • @joedoherty1062
      @joedoherty1062 3 года назад +157

      Holy shit it really was haha that's fucking hilarious

    • @krissybee123
      @krissybee123 3 года назад +186

      omg why would they change it that’s so good

    • @sierrab5010
      @sierrab5010 3 года назад +42

      I THOUGHT IVE SEEN IT BEFORE OMG

    • @jonathananderson1728
      @jonathananderson1728 3 года назад +218

      Probably changed it because I bet there is a porno with the same name

  • @rabbit-exe3606
    @rabbit-exe3606 3 года назад +1059

    I managed to hold on for most of this video but the slow heartfelt pan up PAST THE CHARRED FACE OF A DEAD BURGLAR to focus on the star ornament at the top of the tree fucking killed me. I'm in the void now

    • @GA_131
      @GA_131 3 года назад +35

      WAIT COME BAAAAACKKK!

    • @s3dchr
      @s3dchr 3 года назад +61

      Aaaw, our dog went back home and got us dead men for Christmas! That's so wholesome!

    • @missserenity1090
      @missserenity1090 3 года назад +15

      And the faces of the parents right before

    • @julesrules7297
      @julesrules7297 3 года назад +16

      Welcome to the crushing vacuum of the void. Please enjoy some snacks, comrade. 🍇🧀🥨🍣🍫

    • @r4ts311
      @r4ts311 3 года назад +5

      It was the shot of the car containing the dog's family (little kids included) spinning violently down the street for me

  • @sketchycat6223
    @sketchycat6223 Месяц назад +15

    5:50 omg iconic moment

  • @heywaitasecond46
    @heywaitasecond46 2 года назад +1156

    You gotta love how the dog's traps range from goofy ideas that catch and embarrass the robbers to torture methods and attempted murder

    • @Nintentheheartless
      @Nintentheheartless 2 года назад +63

      so, just standard home alone traps

    • @Random-sk6hm
      @Random-sk6hm Год назад +30

      Good old-fashioned wholesome torture that's fun for the whole family!

    • @hedgehog3180
      @hedgehog3180 Год назад

      The dogs were obviously trained by the CIA, they can destabilize South American countries on command.

    • @eeyorehaferbock7870
      @eeyorehaferbock7870 Год назад +5

      ⁠@@NintentheheartlessI dunno about that; some of those traps were easily more fit for a Saw movie than anything. Yes, I am aware of the fan theory that Jigsaw/John Kramer was actually a grown-up Kevin Mccallister himself, but still…

  • @MidiMaze178
    @MidiMaze178 3 года назад +11357

    Listen Drew, I think this game of hide and seek would have gone a _lot_ better if you didn’t restrict me to just this one room

    • @isaofaeaea
      @isaofaeaea 3 года назад +1776

      Should have hid under the couch. I'm still under there and drew hasn't found me

    • @thewayfayer3268
      @thewayfayer3268 3 года назад +453

      Imagine *not* tunneling behind the painting in the background, smh

    • @Li-00
      @Li-00 3 года назад +367

      @@isaofaeaea oh no he saw your comment, RUN

    • @onezerosevensix
      @onezerosevensix 3 года назад +106

      @@isaofaeaea move over

    • @isaofaeaea
      @isaofaeaea 3 года назад +64

      @@onezerosevensix no >:)

  • @bloodysparkles5372
    @bloodysparkles5372 2 года назад +1538

    i can say that the "big dog gets blamed for the little dog's mischief" thing is actually 100% accurate bc i had a golden retriever and a beagle and we always thought the golden retriever was the one eating all the food off counters bc she was bigger and could reach it, and the only reason we found out that the beagle was the one doing parkour to get on top of tables was bc he eventually went deaf and couldnt hear us coming. so,

    • @mirandathepandakitty1630
      @mirandathepandakitty1630 Год назад +135

      Little dogs can be menaces too, I once had a jack Russell terrier that stole a whole ass stick of butter off the counter, he was a wild dog

    • @doodlebug7
      @doodlebug7 Год назад +88

      We had a beagle growing up and he got into some wild places that we didn't think were possible for him to get to. The kitchen sink, for example.

    • @lee2791
      @lee2791 Год назад +73

      whenever it involves food, assume it’s the beagle

    • @burcebanning
      @burcebanning Год назад +49

      I dog sit for a beagle and a big mutt, and the beagle is SUCH an instigator who knows how to make it look like it was the big dog's fault. luckily me and the family realized this and she gets in trouble for her mischief now instead of him lol

    • @mirandathepandakitty1630
      @mirandathepandakitty1630 Год назад +49

      So what I’m getting from this is that beagles specifically are little menaces

  • @RobwithoneB
    @RobwithoneB Год назад +59

    My favorite part of the dog Home Alone parody is the fact that the burglars hired a dog catcher, and the dog catcher has a jacket labeled "Dog Catcher" with a skull and crossbones on it lmao

  • @nihalanand2690
    @nihalanand2690 3 года назад +2331

    The sad thing here is that the concept of 12 dog days isn't terrible, a "bad kid" who acts out to get some control back in his life growing as a person through helping others is a great idea, but the actual execution on every level from the writing to the acting to the cinematography to the editing was so atrocious that the good idea at the core gets totally lost

    • @Bubdiddly
      @Bubdiddly 3 года назад +43

      Tbh I still think that’s tacky lol

    • @axolotlfairy2473
      @axolotlfairy2473 3 года назад +149

      @@Bubdiddly even if its tacky at least it would be an ok message and potentially sweet

    • @wonyounging
      @wonyounging 3 года назад +19

      If it didn’t have that angst but mellowness that ‘perks of being a wallflower’ has but with good actors, better writing and really nice cinematography, I would definitely watch it.

    • @archiviste209
      @archiviste209 3 года назад +6

      Exactly oh my god it was so bad 😭😭😭

    • @Goldarlives
      @Goldarlives 2 года назад +1

      It’s certainly no The 100 Deeds of Eddie McDowd

  • @myettechase
    @myettechase 3 года назад +2593

    I was an extra in Christmas Town. The fake snow straight up smelled like melted plastic.

    • @Oli.V
      @Oli.V 3 года назад +321

      This reminded me of the time I was in white Christmas in highschool and the fake snow machines for the finale were basically just clumps of small bubbles. It meant we didn’t have to sweep the stage every night, but what they probably didn’t think about was that the entire stage was now covered in soap. No one fell for any of the rehearsals, but as soon as we were doing to dress run for the school I slipped, shooting my legs forward towards the entire school (I was also on the front row because I was a halfway decent dancer) and lifting the very light circular skirt I was in. Luckily we were all in spanks so no one saw any real flashing, but it was horrendous, it still haunts me.

    • @imailedyouaboxofbees
      @imailedyouaboxofbees 3 года назад +66

      @@Oli.V I throw you all of my roses

    • @tobywood00
      @tobywood00 3 года назад +85

      @@Oli.V wait isnt it like, a safety hazard to use soap like that? i know that willy wonka and the chocolate factory faced some trouble for using soap in a scene because of workplace safety, id assume it would apply the same to schools and students. not only is it a slip hazard, but people can have adverse reactions to soap

    • @eilir_adron
      @eilir_adron 3 года назад +9

      @Olivia Bodily that's rough buddy, you have my respects

    • @Oli.V
      @Oli.V 3 года назад +22

      @@tobywood00 it wasn’t like bubble soap or hand soap, it was a lot thinner and dried up pretty quick so no one really thought about it until then because no one had slipped (I also saw the Trans Siberian Orchestra in concert that holiday season and they used the same stuff). The snow machines were also only at the very front of the stage where like 10 to 15 of the probably 50+ person cast was. Using something solid (like confetti) probably would have been more of a hazard. Also, the majority of the stage was multiple layers of black matte paint thick so it had a decent grip, but the part of the stage I was dancing on, which was the part of the stage thats in front of where the curtain closed, was a different, slicker material that didn’t get painted. Overall I think it was just me being in the wrong place and the wrong time, but it definitely didn’t get thought through as much as it should have.

  • @VictorGnoato
    @VictorGnoato 2 года назад +2115

    Amanda's RAGE when the robber finds the milk is something i carry with me everyday

    • @semogecarg
      @semogecarg 2 года назад +70

      her shocked joy when the dog catcher gets thrown up the stairs by the explosion is my personal favorite

    • @pixigirldust
      @pixigirldust 2 года назад +36

      @@semogecarg my fav are her and drew just- going insane when one of the robbers burns their face on the grill

    • @AFC2022
      @AFC2022 2 года назад +1

      Their Reactions is Just How The Movie Was Meant to be Towards Others lol

  • @moogsonthemoon
    @moogsonthemoon Год назад +51

    Amanda's bemused smile at the terrible CGI wave crashing through the house made me laugh so hard

  • @owenb3567
    @owenb3567 2 года назад +3342

    “Outside of an animated Grinch movie, there is nothing of quality here.”
    Drew really dissing the Curious George Christmas special.

    • @merediths.693
      @merediths.693 2 года назад +157

      Facts, I watch it every year, a true classic

    • @rileyywhited
      @rileyywhited 2 года назад +101

      It's on a whole other level than the rest of these movies.

    • @Sam-hs5ve
      @Sam-hs5ve 2 года назад +56

      Thank you, exactly what I was thinking

    • @totallynotaferret
      @totallynotaferret 2 года назад +68

      Fucking banger

    • @Naokarma
      @Naokarma 2 года назад +126

      Fuck, he's dissing the Grinch movie by just calling it "a" Grinch movie. That shit is THE Grinch movie, and everything else is just a trash attempt at a remake.

  • @evan
    @evan 3 года назад +3311

    a 40 minute Drew video is the best Christmas video a man can ask for

  • @keghan4824
    @keghan4824 3 года назад +2682

    I feel like that kids tonight show has a very specific target audience and that audience is Jimmy Fallon exclusively

  • @rowybowie
    @rowybowie Год назад +53

    I love the second one because the dog who plays Bone was clearly so happy to be doing a good job and looked so cute while he was trying to kill three men

  • @Reggie_la
    @Reggie_la 3 года назад +1533

    Jack literally set a sign on fire because of a discussion. It only makes sense people would be afraid of him

    • @jacksonlarson6099
      @jacksonlarson6099 3 года назад +102

      I kind of wish Jack was more of a Joker-style menace to society instead of a mopy teen. Would have made the movie much more interesting.

    • @finpin2622
      @finpin2622 3 года назад +40

      I would watch a Christmas movies about the Joker himself learning the meaning of Christmas through dogs. It probably wouldn't be good but I'd watch it.

    • @broadex9080
      @broadex9080 2 года назад +1

      *GIVING YOU A ReAsOn To CaLl the CoPs*

  • @victoriaborrego3337
    @victoriaborrego3337 3 года назад +19829

    Finally, Amanda is back on her channel.

    • @melanphilia
      @melanphilia 3 года назад +84

      Oh that's you, hello Guy!

    • @Johnytomm
      @Johnytomm 3 года назад +26

      Hilarity ensues

    • @ddjsoyenby
      @ddjsoyenby 3 года назад +234

      and she's back from iraq :D

    • @Tw0Dots
      @Tw0Dots 3 года назад +319

      @@peltonting16 both. She’s a war hero

    • @urmothermia
      @urmothermia 3 года назад +18

      It’s about time!

  • @Tmanowns
    @Tmanowns 3 года назад +2924

    "Are you the hawsisha?"
    "No, I'm the not hot sister," says the red head with great bone structure, clear skin, and facial symmetry.
    It wasn't just Petunia being unnecessarily roasted.

    • @LeandroPineyrua
      @LeandroPineyrua 3 года назад +200

      You made me laugh so hard with the 'hawsisha' faithful reenactment!

    • @erinw.9256
      @erinw.9256 3 года назад +82

      She was freaking adorable and I'm jealous lol

    • @washedblue
      @washedblue 3 года назад +330

      fr and like, on top of being generally unlikeable, the guy she ends up with is an average-looking guy - not that it's an issue but she is objectively hotter than him and he (well, the writers) have the gall to imply she's not and come off like he's settling. he consistently put her down with the nickname and poor treatment. she also witnessed his outbursts and said "you're scaring me again" shortly before they get together. why are we supposed to root for this??

    • @YehudiNimol
      @YehudiNimol 3 года назад +154

      @@washedblue we stan an abusive king

    • @ErinLastNameRedacted
      @ErinLastNameRedacted 3 года назад +26

      I really need to see this kid for speech therapy.

  • @danielsummers8562
    @danielsummers8562 Год назад +32

    I like how at 20:49 you can see the dog is holding a ball that they likely threw in the box so he would go in there

  • @matthewcoldrick8049
    @matthewcoldrick8049 2 года назад +1614

    In the UK, "Alone for Christmas" was called "Bone Alone" and featured a cover of the little French Bulldog screaming with his paws by his cheeks - like the original "Home Alone".

    • @keziaplayz8015
      @keziaplayz8015 2 года назад +121

      BAHAHA good lord i wish it was like that in america

    • @muffinator1239
      @muffinator1239 Год назад +44

      That’s hilarious omfg. I need to see that 😭

    • @oranges7706
      @oranges7706 Год назад +92

      "Bone Alone" sounds like it should be about someone who's really horny but single over Christmas

    • @ninar9664
      @ninar9664 Год назад +6

      That’s the version I saw in a Steven he knock off

    • @thesleepydot
      @thesleepydot Год назад +5

      @@oranges7706 exactly 💀💀

  • @TimeBucks
    @TimeBucks 3 года назад +3120

    Drew & Amanda's lines have better timing

    • @prodwysp
      @prodwysp 3 года назад +17

      You mean Laura?

    • @yamimarus3550
      @yamimarus3550 3 года назад +13

      @@prodwysp thats casey aonso actually

    • @prodwysp
      @prodwysp 3 года назад +24

      @@yamimarus3550 no? it’s obviously Jarvis Johnson’s wife, laura

    • @souls5180
      @souls5180 3 года назад +2

      dont remember ask your mum

    • @emilymathis4237
      @emilymathis4237 3 года назад +1

      @@prodwysp what Jarvis Johnson has a wife :0

  • @rjai5003
    @rjai5003 3 года назад +3019

    I feel like they weren’t able to find a genuinely ugly dog to play Petunia and just gave up

    • @Kaanfight
      @Kaanfight 3 года назад +165

      Or they found an ugly dog but then the director thought it was too ugly to show kids and so got a cute one instead

    • @acemyname
      @acemyname 3 года назад +38

      @@Kaanfight but kids love ugly dogs

    • @Kaanfight
      @Kaanfight 3 года назад +91

      @@acemyname yes, but marketing teams don’t

    • @izstrella
      @izstrella 3 года назад +75

      That, or the director/writer has a deep hatred for a dog that looks a lot like Petunia.

    • @LZ2ME
      @LZ2ME 3 года назад +20

      @@izstrella I think this is the answer. A lot of people hate little yorkie-ish dogs

  • @smartperson1
    @smartperson1 Месяц назад +24

    1:30 the kids tonight show is actually just to make Jimmy Fallon happy. The show isn't for adults or kids. It's for him.

  • @longdongmc.johnson
    @longdongmc.johnson 3 года назад +1015

    yay. The robbers where going to take some jewelery, but luckily the dog was there to cause potentially millions worth of damage, and also frame the family for a triple homicide.

  • @jungjaehyuns
    @jungjaehyuns 3 года назад +526

    crying at the 'Whats up with the white boy and the ugly dog' just being said in the background 😭 best line in the whole movie

  • @rin_the_wren
    @rin_the_wren 3 года назад +528

    27:25 "We're only thirty minutes in?" "I feel like we've been watching this for 3 days." Well, obviously. You entered the white timeless void of car space when you started the movie, and so you've been watching both for forever and for 1 second.

  • @Jupiter-ng1yi
    @Jupiter-ng1yi Год назад +56

    My favorite part about the car in the void is you can tell it’s intentional because there’s a very small window behind the girl in the back and it has normal trees and stuff in the background

  • @TheBobawawa
    @TheBobawawa 3 года назад +1362

    I’m so mad that everyone was so mean about Petunia, she’s just a scruffy little terrier?? I work at a doggy daycare and there’s tons of little wirey terrier dogs even though our clientele is mostly rich folk with purebreds. Plus she seems so well behaved and sweet the whole time, I won’t stand for this Petunia hate

    • @suoutubez19
      @suoutubez19 3 года назад +27

      I’m sure the dog, who has no concept of the internet, will be fine

    • @justaperson4656
      @justaperson4656 3 года назад +14

      It's probably supposed to be that whole "small dogs are rats" type thing. I think petunia was the only small dog there

    • @notatrollll
      @notatrollll 3 года назад +7

      @@justaperson4656 this prejudice must end! Except for chihuahuas……freakin ankle biters

    • @justaperson4656
      @justaperson4656 3 года назад +5

      @@notatrollll idk if I'm just threatenening to small dogs, but they all go for me regardless of breed. I do know some chihuahua owners whose dogs are genuonely nice tho

    • @AxPloy
      @AxPloy 3 года назад +9

      It ony a movie

  • @AdamQuigley
    @AdamQuigley 3 года назад +1998

    The best part of the "Home Alone but with a dog" concept is that, when you take away the traps, there's nothing remotely zany about that premise. Dogs attack intruders constantly. They're a widely recognized threat that humans already steer clear of, so much so that many will forgo a security system in favor of a 'Beware of Dog' sign. The entire point of Home Alone is that a child shouldn't be a threat to a pair of wanted criminals. The comedy hinges on that power imbalance. They very easily could've played into that by having a small dog pretend to be a big dog (the way Kevin pretended to be an adult), but then, that would require filmmakers capable of recognizing the intellectual nuance of a film like Home Alone.

    • @somebonehead
      @somebonehead 3 года назад +77

      I doubt the filmmakers could make a film with such grotesque violence without being at least somewhat self-aware.

    • @saintsomnia8030
      @saintsomnia8030 3 года назад +164

      You have to have a really high IQ to understand Home Alone

    • @PlayerZeroStart
      @PlayerZeroStart 3 года назад +36

      Nuance in home alone? The movie where a kid is so neglected and unloved by his family they leave him at the house to go on a trip and nobody notices until they're already on the plane and yet tries to put the blame on said afforementioned kid?

    • @erinw.9256
      @erinw.9256 3 года назад +16

      And the dad is from Wizards of Waverly Place.

    • @Gamed-dd7tj
      @Gamed-dd7tj 3 года назад +15

      @@PlayerZeroStart it takes a lot of intellectual nuance to understand that kevin is neglected, even a genius might miss it

  • @SingingShadowFox
    @SingingShadowFox 3 года назад +864

    I really like Drew’s little “bark bark bark”s for the dubs of scenes, it adds so much

    • @Fauna_CR
      @Fauna_CR 3 года назад +17

      It helps grant serotonin for sure

  • @NoonDragoon
    @NoonDragoon Месяц назад +21

    I have a weird problem with 12 Dog Days to Christmas. The shirt that Jack is wearing at 12:18 is a generic t-shirt from Target that costs like $6. Now I have no problem with that, they obviously didn’t have a huge budget. I have a problem because I also own that shirt and it is very distracting every time I see clips with him wearing it.

  • @tinkersz
    @tinkersz 2 года назад +2027

    the weirdest thing has to be when the best acting in a movie it’s from a non-human actor. congrats to the Bone doggy actor, he was such a good boy.

    • @elk1827
      @elk1827 Год назад +15

      Dogs are always better actors than people. If you don’t believe me, watch The Thing

    • @silvermeasuringspoons6462
      @silvermeasuringspoons6462 Год назад +5

      I found this movie back when it’s came out in the dvd clearances bin. And it’s dubbed version in my language. The family are super fricking annoying. That tire changing scene, was like the cringiest thing I have seen in my life.
      We don’t have the phase “righty tighty lefty loosey” and that kid “is spare tire big thing or little thing?”… I was a kid but hated that family so much.

    • @Grebnedlo
      @Grebnedlo Год назад +5

      His name is hooligan! He’s been in a couple things

    • @Hunt_o_kar
      @Hunt_o_kar Год назад

      @@elk1827which one

  • @Chromaggia
    @Chromaggia 3 года назад +4197

    Ok, this is driving me insane. Why did they pick a perfectly normal looking terrier to play Petunia when they already had a Chinese Crested, one of the ugliest dog breeds out there? They literally HAD an ugly (affectionate) dog, and they deliberately chose NOT to use it for the dog whose defining character trait is that it's really ugly. It really feels like the director just hated that specific terrier and wanted to single her out.

    • @crispy_christin4458
      @crispy_christin4458 3 года назад +45

      Whoops I responded to someone else with almost this exact same thing before i saw this haha

    • @estherr_pie
      @estherr_pie 3 года назад +199

      i get ur upset about Petunia but dont come after the chinese crested like that- they didn't do anything wrong

    • @Chromaggia
      @Chromaggia 3 года назад +481

      @@estherr_pie So sorry for the Chinese Crested slander 😔 I actually really like the breed and find them cute… just in a so-ugly-it’s-cute kinda way. But yeah I didn’t have to be so mean. To any Chinese Crested reading this, you’re cute and perfect and I love you and will give you many a milk bone. Please forgive me

    • @hannalowercase5928
      @hannalowercase5928 2 года назад +58

      @@estherr_pie i agree lol to me, no dog is ugly

    • @sethh5106
      @sethh5106 2 года назад +150

      yeah, like i mean, I say this as someone who has had chinese cresteds since i was little and has one currently on my lap, theyre not conventionally cute dogs. I think i would personally not be huge into the movie if they made fun of cresties, because i've heard every comment and it's just old now, but it'd at least make sense that it may be hard to find a home.

  • @jooniperlynn
    @jooniperlynn 3 года назад +569

    "This is Stephanie, she's dumb as shit" honestly got me more than it should have