@Jade I don't mean to be annoying, but after having a team of professionals analyze the footage we have come to the conclusion that it was s different girl who wrote Timmy House.
I absolutely love the scene were Matt is walking around the post office, dressed like 2005 Green Day, with full confidence and talking to everyone and getting like congratulated, all bc he got kissed. He’s like a 5th grader
If you ever watch Disney Channel Original Movie "Camp Rock", you'll notice there is a scene in which one Jonas brother, sitting very clearly alone on a dock, is able to summon the disembodied voices of his brothers to sing backup.
@@haileydegroff9457 I thought I was going crazy because I also watched the whole movie at some point and could have sworn I remembered that being a whole thing lmao And the fact that Drew watched it a dozen times means he wouldn't have just missed that part sooo I feel lied to. But yeah the boss villain plays the recording and Kristi is like >:0 ..right?
The "when's the last time you had sex?" question caught me so off guard, because this feels like a children's movie and to have a line that blatantly pg-13 is baffling.
I want to like this comment, but it's already at 666. I couldn't live with myself thinking of the blasphemy. I'll pop by in a week to see if things change.
I don't like coffee bit even I normally just say- "I don't really like coffee, but sure, maybe a place where I can get tea and you can get coffee?" Like- that's a reasonable response... At least I think so
hey little stinkers. i watched the movie yesterday and am devastated to tell you that “i don’t have feelings for kristi north” does indeed come back at a key part of the plot. i think that scene must have been cut from the dvd version. just felt the need to get this off my chest.
That’s incredible but I’m also extremely confused as to why this is in the original movie but not the dvd?? Why is there a directors cut of Christmas mail???
@@2knano992 at a pivotal scene that drew doesn’t talk abt at all (hence me thinking it wasn’t on the dvd for some reason) kristi is going to leave the post office and then the boss plays the “i don’t have feelings for kristi north” and she’s DEVASTATED bc matt doesn’t have feelings for her
@@allisonhowlett8342 I know I'm a bit late, but Drew does sometimes seem to forget things when watching movies. In his Titanic animated movie review, he forgot a particular detail that would have answered one of the questions he had. So I think sometimes things just slip his mind.
the ideal remake of this movie: Drew plays every male character, and Amanda plays every female character. except Christy North, who is played by Danny Gonzalez EDIT: Kurtis plays the dog
my headcanon is that heather is gay and knew matt since high school, (which is also when the band formed,) and he was her fake boyfriend as a cover to her parents. she acts romantically to him because it turned into an inside joke in their friend group, because they all joked that they were horrible at pretending to be partners.
He doesn't want to deal with this same shit next year. If the Xmas letters are a success this year, then they're gonna keep doing it. Pretty soon it's gonna be letters to the Easter Bunny and toothfairy. We can't have this shit.
not just that, like half the scenes look like there in front of a green screen and the other half were shot in the bedroom department of a Macy’s megastore with a few using the backdrop of the family portrait studio
I'd venture he's the most famous as well! Like, I've seen that man's face on screen before for sure. OTOH, I've watched this video a hundred times and still wouldn't recognize any of the other actors, even if we plowed into each other on the sidewalk
@@shannonceleste5557 i recognized his face as well! i looked him up and it turns out that he was in white chicks as one of the agents and in the first scary movie as the douchebag boyfriend lmao
People in the comments trying to queer this movie so hard... And I am here for it. I would absolutely watch it if Matt ended up with his boss and elf lady ended up with band manager lady.
If I asked my girlfriend when I would get to meet the family and she responded "Sometimes family is closer than you think" I would immediately assume she was my cousin or something.
i’ve started saying that to my mom regularly as a joke 😭 (important context: i’m an orphan as in, my bio parents gave me up so i was in a literal orphanage for a while. i was adopted by my adoptive mom, but i still make orphan jokes about myself.)
They be like the stereotypical, "ah hell nah" " ah nah girl" "whatcha doin out here, run after yo man!" "ah ow ee" _finger up Like could you be less stereotypical lol..
i’ll be completely honest, when I first saw the trailers for the FNAF movie and saw the main characters were “clueless white guy taking care of his child relative” and “blonde-haired girl who’s a little mysterious” all i could think was “oh, so it’s just Christmas Mail but horror” and i’ve never been able to un-think it ever since
that's my favorite part when i come back to this video because when he uploaded this originally, this was one of the longest videos on his channel, but now he has some that are 40-50 minutes
@@katherinegriffin In general he used to have a really bad tendency to make sure every video has _at least_ one incredibly dated part. "This is the last time I'll talk about the Paul brothers." "You probably saw this on the H3 Podcast." Stuff like that... it makes my very bones cringe every time I rewatch them, and I rewatch them A LOT.
I love how the black woman is basically just there to be a sassy black woman. The main character’s female band-mate is just there to temporarily look like his wife for one scene. Despite wearing glasses, the main female lead apparently doesn’t need them at all.
25:26 i've watched this video so many times and just now noticed the weird poster behind him of a mail truck underwater. "could this happen to you?" what? why would it?
I love imagining the actors jumping around, shaking empty sprinkle bottles at each other, and the situation getting more and more awkward with every retake.
Idk if anyone else noticed this but the little girl mentioned in the letter at the beginning of the movie that her parents "went to heaven", but she asked the uncle "where did mommy and daddy go?" So uh
The only excuse I can think of is that she's distracting him from her sketchy plotlines to get him laid (instead of trying to get him a relationship lmao).
7:05 the missghetti thing is actually accurate to a real child, my 7 yr old cousin says stuff like that all the time and then also says "get it? cause i missed the spaghetti? missghetti?" 😭
i was 13 when it was first uploaded and the end shot where he implies that santa and ms claus have fucked literally fucked me up so bad for a while.. but now i'm an adult and it really just solidifies the fact that this video is perfect
yes like black people are forced to act like literal sass memes with exaggerated accents in every movie it’s annoying lmao we’re actually normal people guys with normal attitudes. the letter scene was so extra 😭.
The weirdest part is that he should totally get fired for being a fucking psycho sending one of his employees to spy on another one because he thinks there's a conspiracy against him... But instead he gets fired for dampening the Christmas spirit.
There's a poster behind the boss I didn't notice until now. It says "Could This Happen to You?", followed by a picture of a mail truck half submerged in water and some tiny writing. I can't tell if this is a legitimate, but deprecated USPS poster they put up, or they made a fake one. Either way, the implication that your truck being underwater is a moment away at any time is hilarious.
“I wish somebody loved me” :( Heather traveled away from the tour on a very last minute, expensive flight just to help you and has constantly been flirting this whole time my guy
I love how the IMDB parent’s guide for this movie has Sex and nudity, violence and gore, alcohol drugs and smoking, and frightening & intense scenes all listed as ‘severe’
@@brezzlendean77 nope, it's real. The reasoning given is that the one lady asked him when he last had sex and they drank some wine/punch. Some people are insane.
That my friend is the magic of the Wild West Web, where any random content editor with a trolling itch to scratch can make their mark upon its infinite pages. Enjoy your chuckle in this anonymous hero/heroine's memory. [salutes]
Every hallmark movie ever: Main character: ugh I hate Christmas, it gets in the way of my well paying job in New York City Friend: giiirrrrl what you need to get your self for Christmas is a man Main characters dad: hey pumpkin muffin, we need help with the business, why don’t you come home Main character: .......................ok
I once had to explain to a woman that it was safe to use milk because she thought warming it would make it go bad. I guess her logic is....kind of sound.
it took me 5 years to realize Matt from "i don't have feelings for christie north" is the same guy as Ed Zeddmore from supernatural, and all because i saw him do the white boy face and thought "hey i've seen this before"
THANK YOU. I was looking for someone to reference Ghost Facers because I saw him in supernatural and went “it’s Matt from Christmas mail from the Drew Gooden video!”
Holy shit THAT’S why I recognized him. I’ve seen this video so many times, my brain literally had me convinced he just looks familiar because I’ve seen the video too many times.
I cannot believe how far I had to scroll to find someone mention Supernatural/Ghost Facers. I instantly recognized him lol. Apparently he's fallen on hard times since Ghost Facers broke up
Love how the letter focused on the evil boss not liking Christmas, and not the fact that he forced one of his underlings to be part of a conspiracy to get another employee fired.
That boss has no sense of self preservation. He goes out of his way to try and blackmail someone sent there by the highest authority in the postal service industry. What did he think would happen when word got back to the postmaster general that he'd forced the woman he'd personally sent to quit? Everything that dude does screams that he hates his job yet he somehow rose through the ranks of the letter sending industry to run a whole...whatever he was doing. That's failing upwards if ever I've seen it.
@@vinnyart92 Which is why you'd send an email and ask to confirm her presence being intentional, rather than commit industrial espionage on your own company via several highly illegal ways to force the hand of an unrelated employee. If that one woman could just email the head, so could the boss.
I love how the plot of this movie is: "Dear Santa, My parents are dead. Please get my uncle laid, he's very lonely.". "Dear wierd girl, Do it yourself."
My conspiracy theory is that Heather was originally written as the main guy's sister, but then the writers remembered that his sister was supposed to be dead, so they quickly rewrote her to pass her off as his weirdly affectionate friend 😂
@@RavenclawNimbusme when I want to be condescending infornt of my parents But honestly, why not just give him another sister? Like they could have made a plot point that she was upset she wasn't in the will, THEY COULD HAVE DONE SO MUCH! awh anyways.
@@BassicallyKiyash my guess is that they thought that if there were two women and one guy in the family, the child would definitely go to the other woman since "thats what theyre for" lel
“aren’t you raising an orphan” is something i’ve quoted to my mom probably a million times now and i still haven’t told her the context of the line. it’s just a weird inside joke now (necessary context: my mom is my adoptive mom. i’m an orphan as my bio parents gave me up as a newborn and i was even in a literal orphanage for a while as i’m not from the US. anyway, i was adopted and i still make orphan jokes about myself because they’re objectively peak comedy)
Why? Why do i keep re-watching this? Whenever I end up bored on youtube, i somehow always find my way this video. I feel like I’ve added a million views just from re-watching it so many times. Its gotten to the point I’ve partially memorized it. I’m stuck in a christmas mail vortex. It’s july. My days are full of christmas mail. My dreams are haunted by fake sprinkle fights and terrible audio mixing. A masochistic and cruel part of me wants to cosplay these characters, and it scares me. ... h e l p
One Singular Human this is my fifth or sixth watch, and I laughed the hardest by far this time. Idk what it is about this video, it’s is the best thing ever
I mean you used to give people a kiss on the cheek sometimes, as an expression of endearment. Before the internet happened, anyway. Nowadays you go to give a child a hi-five and people are like "GROOMING. Someone stop that man- Timmy, get away from that creep!"
@@swine13 , in my experience, it's less of an internet thing and more of a being raised by a survivor thing. [CW: child sexual abuse] My mom grew up being sexually abused at a time when the prevailing attitude was to leave families to themselves and not look behind closed doors. So growing up as a kid in the 90s, before we had a home computer or internet, she would tell me stuff like, "Don't get into an elevator alone with a man you don't know, but, if you can't avoid it, position yourself in front of the buttons so you can call for help if you need to." She also used Ted Bundy as a cautionary tale, although I didn't know it at the time. I just remember her telling me a story about a man who pretended his arm was broken so he could ask young women for help, because he knew good people liked to be helpful. But he was only using it as a trick to get them close enough to hurt them. I think you only need to look at the #MeToo movement to see that it might not be people freaking out and thinking there's more sexual abuse than there is, but actually people acknowledging that sexual abuse, of minors and other people groups, is a massive problem and it is SMART to take steps to prevent it.
@@swine13 yes, it's true people can over react, but they have a right to. there are a lot of dangerous people out there these days, and it's not a crime to be cautious. you seemed to take this comment suspiciously personally.
So we're just all not gonna talk about how the only black actor was clearly directed to "black it up a little more" for every word she spoke? For sure, someone gave her the note "you don't sound black enough, BE blacker" like, more than one time in this movie. For sure.
14:47 (edit: it's actually in Cantonese, not mandarin) for the Chinese, I'm so confused. From what I can tell, she said 大姐 which means older sister, but it looks like she's saying goodbye... So she should've just said 再见 (zai jian)...
It's like she just wanted to rub it in to her uncle that his sibling is dead, while also sneak dissing her parents at the same time. This girl is a *monster* !
imagine scrolling through twitter and someones kids christmas letter to santa is the tweet. like we got "hey guys i /status update/" "/funny meme/" "dEaR sAnTa-" like waaaaaaayyyment.
Why is Santa asking if she's gonna be home for Christmas. HE'S not even home for Christmas, that's like ...the only day he's not at home
Lmao
isnt that christmas eve
I didn’t think about that 😂😂😂
He’s home on Christmas. His deliveries happen on Christmas eve!
Okay hear me out… he spends his day home on Christmas. His morning is spent delivering presents…
“My mommy and daddy went to heaven”
Like, 10 minutes later- “Where did mommy and daddy go?”
Hell
Alexander Knott she knows they went up to heaven but she’s asking what part of heaven they’re in 😂😂
She’s not good with locations. This is the same girl that wrote Timmy house as her address
Gachagirl0910 2028 superheaven
@Jade I don't mean to be annoying, but after having a team of professionals analyze the footage we have come to the conclusion that it was s different girl who wrote Timmy House.
2 million of those budget dollars went to the CGI sprinkles.
Imp why are there no comments lol
There is
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Oop
PoP
I absolutely love the scene were Matt is walking around the post office, dressed like 2005 Green Day, with full confidence and talking to everyone and getting like congratulated, all bc he got kissed. He’s like a 5th grader
To be fair, getting kissed would be a confidence boost.
@@ZoobiethePopplioWhat if it was a evil kiss????
@@Chilloutlilbroevil confidence....
This reads like a tumblr thread /pos
@@RikkiLove0317 thank u it was supposed to
The song with only a guitarist and two people singing onscreen... has drums in it?? Somehow?
Pinny Skenis I didn’t even think of that lmfaoo
**Ding**
Pinny Skenis im pretty sure it also has rhythm guitars while the only guitarist plays a solo
If you ever watch Disney Channel Original Movie "Camp Rock", you'll notice there is a scene in which one Jonas brother, sitting very clearly alone on a dock, is able to summon the disembodied voices of his brothers to sing backup.
tru
The tape recorder in this movie is like a key item you get for a side-quest but you just forget to do the side-quest.
As someone who watched the full movie it actually DOES briefly come up again right before the whole chase-after-her sequence lol.
like in animal crossing when you forget to return a lost item and it shows up in your inventory the next day called “what was this again?”
@@haileydegroff9457 what happens :O!
Lmfao
@@haileydegroff9457 I thought I was going crazy because I also watched the whole movie at some point and could have sworn I remembered that being a whole thing lmao
And the fact that Drew watched it a dozen times means he wouldn't have just missed that part sooo I feel lied to.
But yeah the boss villain plays the recording and Kristi is like >:0 ..right?
The "when's the last time you had sex?" question caught me so off guard, because this feels like a children's movie and to have a line that blatantly pg-13 is baffling.
Art3mis ikr
The bit of the woman carnally biting the pastry sells it though
i actually chuckled at Matt’s reaction to that question. is that bad?
I want to like this comment, but it's already at 666. I couldn't live with myself thinking of the blasphemy. I'll pop by in a week to see if things change.
What made it even funnier was the little girl was at the door listening 😂😂😂
I find it hysterical that at 27:00 when Kristi’s dad is revealed, she says that she can’t make it home for Christmas and he *laughs* in her face 💀
Right? I thought that was hilarious! 😂
Well... He knows when you are sleeping, he knows when you're awake. Sooooooo... 😅
💀💀💀💀
it kinda sounds like he's saying "That's wonderful! ho ho ho ho ho!"
😂
Best movie lines in cinematic history:
1. Frankly my dear- I don’t give a damn.
2. Oh-oo, ow-ee, ah-tah
Lewis Edwards yeah yeah so so speed it up
@@masonfleming6765 you forgot a "yeah"
"Aren't you... raising an orphan?"
@@louieyovino"...hi."
I don’t have feelings for Kristi North!
"Some lunch, or coffee-"
"Ooh, eugh, yuck, not coffee, eww, icky, gross, ack, yucky, ooo, no, uughhh"
My mom: *casually get addicted to caffeine*
No joke, I reread this like times lmao
I don't like coffee bit even I normally just say-
"I don't really like coffee, but sure, maybe a place where I can get tea and you can get coffee?"
Like- that's a reasonable response... At least I think so
I know that coffee can be a euphemism for sex, but that reaction was just next level
@@welshieranger4697 isn't tea equally colonial?
Imagine being so desperate for love, your niece who's like seven even notices, and then asks Santa to get you a girlfriend lmao
SK why I want to like your comment and I did until I realised it would break the 69
And then some woman tells her to do it herself.
Me, I’m your
Sally Nguyen I am also your
Lmao like THATS what she Wants... Fuuuck the presents and toys, get this dude a fuckin girl..
hey little stinkers. i watched the movie yesterday and am devastated to tell you that “i don’t have feelings for kristi north” does indeed come back at a key part of the plot. i think that scene must have been cut from the dvd version. just felt the need to get this off my chest.
wait when in the movie
Well tell us the details you silly billy
That’s incredible but I’m also extremely confused as to why this is in the original movie but not the dvd?? Why is there a directors cut of Christmas mail???
@@2knano992 at a pivotal scene that drew doesn’t talk abt at all (hence me thinking it wasn’t on the dvd for some reason) kristi is going to leave the post office and then the boss plays the “i don’t have feelings for kristi north” and she’s DEVASTATED bc matt doesn’t have feelings for her
@@allisonhowlett8342 I know I'm a bit late, but Drew does sometimes seem to forget things when watching movies. In his Titanic animated movie review, he forgot a particular detail that would have answered one of the questions he had. So I think sometimes things just slip his mind.
My mom loves hallmark so I had to show her this. She now hates me and you
my mom calls hallmark an abomination to nature born on the tellie. I might show her this for an early Christmas present, to prove shes not alone.
My mom loves hallmark too I’m more of a Lifetime person
bruh he's fast on the heart
My mum watches those hallmark movies all time:) how can you watch those ?? they are so cheaply made and they all have the same script, i just -
Jacopotato my mom loves hallmark
the ideal remake of this movie: Drew plays every male character, and Amanda plays every female character. except Christy North, who is played by Danny Gonzalez
EDIT: Kurtis plays the dog
The reboot we deserve
Yassss
zilleaxolotl fuck yeah
zilleaxolotl I would go to the theatre to see that
Yes.
"Im on a special assignment. From corporate. Which isn't a thing, because we're a federal agency."
YES. THIS. THANK YOU.
Um. Clearly she means the president... I guess?
Sort of. The USPS is a little weird, especially since it was reorganized in the 1970s. It is now “a corporation-like independent agency”.
NoogahOogah yeah but you can see that they work for the Federal postal service.
my headcanon is that heather is gay and knew matt since high school, (which is also when the band formed,) and he was her fake boyfriend as a cover to her parents. she acts romantically to him because it turned into an inside joke in their friend group, because they all joked that they were horrible at pretending to be partners.
yes, i have too much free time.
I accept this as cannon. It's the only explanation that makes sense 😂
this is now Canon
I’d read that fic XD
I actually like that theory a lot, I'm adopting that as my headcanon too
Kristi looks like she was trying to cosplay every Scooby Doo character at once.
Wow that’s so accurate
i audibly laughed at this lmao
This made me giggle
bruhhh
That's so true
Why is no one talking about how Christy's job is literally temporary like she'll be gone December 26th so why does the boss care so much?
IKR
He’s too stupid
Because he is gay for the main character and saw their chemistry
that's the kinda top notch busninessing you get when you hire Andy from the Office
He doesn't want to deal with this same shit next year. If the Xmas letters are a success this year, then they're gonna keep doing it. Pretty soon it's gonna be letters to the Easter Bunny and toothfairy. We can't have this shit.
Why is no one talking about the AWFUL color grading this movie has? It looks deep fried lmaooo
*deep fried* 💀
The Birdemic filter.
not just that, like half the scenes look like there in front of a green screen and the other half were shot in the bedroom department of a Macy’s megastore with a few using the backdrop of the family portrait studio
YES! THANK YOU OML
I thought it was some 1990s movie or something but it was made in *2010??????????*
I adore Eric's boss. The guy was casted perfectly. He's so evil for no reason and he loves it
I'd venture he's the most famous as well! Like, I've seen that man's face on screen before for sure.
OTOH, I've watched this video a hundred times and still wouldn't recognize any of the other actors, even if we plowed into each other on the sidewalk
@@shannonceleste5557 i recognized his face as well! i looked him up and it turns out that he was in white chicks as one of the agents and in the first scary movie as the douchebag boyfriend lmao
Plotwist: The boss is actually in love with Matt and that's why he hates Christi so he's trying to come up with a fake excuse to take her down
People in the comments trying to queer this movie so hard...
And I am here for it. I would absolutely watch it if Matt ended up with his boss and elf lady ended up with band manager lady.
@@AuDHDarling IMO, a relationship between Matt and his boss would be kinda toxic ngl.
y e s👌
That would be more interesting then what this movie has at least
Honestly, I’m here for that
If I asked my girlfriend when I would get to meet the family and she responded "Sometimes family is closer than you think" I would immediately assume she was my cousin or something.
Zac Snowbank that line is soooo weird and she repeated that line a lot 💀
Pee Bay allbama 100
420 likes bruther
Zac Snowbank 😂
For some reason I'd think she was pregnant
these characters act like stock photos
Holy shit that’s what they reminded me of-
THIS IS SO FUNNY OH MY GOSH DUDE
OH MY GOD YOUR RIGHT
It’s spelled foetoes
🤣😂😂😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂😂💀💀
Love how they “wrote a song” but then just sang jolly old st. nicholas
THAT'S what that was???
Oh I thought they said “Christmas season’s coming to 90 year old men”
@@AirLight1646I just had a panic attack and needed the laugh this gave me so bad 🤣😭 thank you. It really does sound like that!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@ I hope you are doing well now! I'm glad I could make you laugh!
"Aren't you raising an orphan?" Is the funniest line I've ever heard
I honestly thought that part was the only intentionally funny thing in the movie
8:30
Honestly that boss is such an icon who lives to slay another day
I thought this film was actually kinda funny
i’ve started saying that to my mom regularly as a joke 😭
(important context: i’m an orphan as in, my bio parents gave me up so i was in a literal orphanage for a while. i was adopted by my adoptive mom, but i still make orphan jokes about myself.)
PLEASE PUT THE SONG AT THE END ON SPOTIFY!!!
I might cover it
hi danny! :D
Hello "Danny"
Tell everyone you’ll give them a cookie if they do
i wanna kill santa claus
You didn’t even mention the stereotypical black friend lmfao
Yea, I've noticed that, like she is too loud
zubaida nazzal Every movie every always got that 1 black woman like that literally 💀
@@typeme1957 but you rarely get that loud white girl, even if you have her, ohh poor thing, she always drink and a wreck (out of her way)
zubaida nazzal That’s not what my comment is about, but I know exactly what you mean. Like the bff from the ‘spy who dumped me’
They be like the stereotypical, "ah hell nah" " ah nah girl" "whatcha doin out here, run after yo man!" "ah ow ee" _finger up
Like could you be less stereotypical lol..
i’ll be completely honest, when I first saw the trailers for the FNAF movie and saw the main characters were “clueless white guy taking care of his child relative” and “blonde-haired girl who’s a little mysterious” all i could think was “oh, so it’s just Christmas Mail but horror” and i’ve never been able to un-think it ever since
OML UR RIGHT
@@katharineball58523:48 😊😊
LOOOOOL FR
thanks i hate it
OH MY GOODNESS THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN SUBCONSCIOUSLY ASSOCIATING IT WITH THIS WHOLE TIME
This movie looks like it's made of unused footage from a different movie
Not entirely sure that that isn't the case.
rejected hallmark shots
*unusable
LMAAAAOOO😂
Brooo yes. Lmao
this movie is the embodiment of "we'll just fix it in post"
The best part is that they never do lol
Morgan Freeman voiceover: "They did not, in fact, fix it in post".
Even better, because they're in a post office.
@@gaycoffeeaddict holy shit--
We'll just fix it in Post Office.
*hasn't even started boiling the water*
Uncle: Dinner's ready!
Silvia DeMarco What do you mean? You don’t want some nice, cold, raw water for dinner?
My mom does that because she knows it will take me time to come downstairs. Maybe that's why?
i got it to 420 likes :)
Someone: Dinner ready!
Same person: so what's for dinner?
@@disastrousrat8185 some misswater
Because I miss it
I still say "hey dawggie" to my dog frequently, years later
It's up there with Tommy Wiseau's "here you go keep the change hi doggie"
When Matt gets kissed, you're gettin' dissed.
Anyone notice the huge red mark that suddenly appeared on Drew’s neck at 16:19 and not a second before? 🤔😏
Yep
@Zarky Dunnun
oH GOD WHY-
23:07
I guarantee you the script was like:
*[Insert sassy black woman noises here]*
😂😂😂
*sass intensifies*
The racism is tangible
@@kylelapoint4187 you mean palpable
@@mudasbeats ooo reference
Every actor looks vaguely familiar but aren't the people you think.
Main character is discount Tori Belachi
the side-kick classic black woman is Walmart wendy Williams
@@thine. 😭😂
exactlyy, but I swear I know the boss, who is itt
@@molly1802 he was in one of the scary movie films
20:45 you can hear the jealousy in Drew’s voice because Matt has an epic solo award and he doesn’t. He just has an okay solo award
To be honest, the premature "it's time for dinner" line was the most realistic part of this whole movie.
Yeah can't count how many times my mum did that to me growing up
@@smilesxo06 same. My mom would say that constantly, but the food will only be ready to eat in 30 minutes
I've come to realize its because if she yells "come help set the table/make dinner" no one will show up. But everyone shows up real fast for food lol
then tell you to get out of their way lol
Kira C true we’re all lazy fucks they’re just doing a really smart Mom Play tm
How can he afford such a nice house if he’s supporting a child and is also a mailman??
Unions
Tomatoes
@Aaron Heych Same💀
Inheritance
He's in that band thing and he also won 4 awards so that must be alot of money
The 2.5 million went into the sprinkle effects 100%
TRUE. That and finding a trained bird
And the fire soundtrack
And hiring the cop from the white chicks to play the boss
They had to pay the driving stunt double (who clearly looks like that lady) a couple thousands, too
@@vaneten6085 He also was their personal trainer friend in Night at the Roxbury.
a 28 minute video isn't 'very long' I'm strapped in for a 4 hour documentary style deep dive into this specific movie
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that's my favorite part when i come back to this video because when he uploaded this originally, this was one of the longest videos on his channel, but now he has some that are 40-50 minutes
and on top of that video essays have taken off 😭
@@katherinegriffin In general he used to have a really bad tendency to make sure every video has _at least_ one incredibly dated part. "This is the last time I'll talk about the Paul brothers." "You probably saw this on the H3 Podcast." Stuff like that... it makes my very bones cringe every time I rewatch them, and I rewatch them A LOT.
the girl literally mentioned her parents went to heaven then half an hour later shes like “WhErE dId mOmmY aNd dAddY gO?”
like make it make sense lil dude
@@beccacatherine1143 exactly lmao
Lmao
Timmy house
Oh my god you are right lmao
I love how the black woman is basically just there to be a sassy black woman. The main character’s female band-mate is just there to temporarily look like his wife for one scene. Despite wearing glasses, the main female lead apparently doesn’t need them at all.
lol
Exactly-
They took the "stereotypical black friend" from Hallmark movie and dialed it to a 100!!!!!
Some people just wear glasses as a stylistic choice
@@Groggle7141 nobody with a brain
Matt: *collects post while on foot*
Also Matt: *rides bike through office building*
14:15
18:36
Wait that's illegal!
He flies an airplane through the sea and a submarine through the air.
25:26 i've watched this video so many times and just now noticed the weird poster behind him of a mail truck underwater. "could this happen to you?" what? why would it?
yeah yeah yeah so so speed it up yeah whatever??
I love imagining the actors jumping around, shaking empty sprinkle bottles at each other, and the situation getting more and more awkward with every retake.
Probably didn't do a tooon of takes for that scene, or any scene, in the movie.
Very optimistic of you to think they did any retakes
I wanna like but it's at 420!!
That Trash Can someone else has committed the mortal sin. Come home, my friend. Come home.......
@@LiterallyLike 😭
Idk if anyone else noticed this but the little girl mentioned in the letter at the beginning of the movie that her parents "went to heaven", but she asked the uncle "where did mommy and daddy go?"
So uh
The only excuse I can think of is that she's distracting him from her sketchy plotlines to get him laid (instead of trying to get him a relationship lmao).
Lydia P. Obviously Matt wrote the letters while posing as his niece so that Santa could get him laid.
she gave up on god, duh
I would pay for a sequel if the rest of the movie was him explaining how death works
THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING AJDJXKNSS *C O N T I N U I T Y*
Emily: 5:56 "my mom and dad went to heaven"
Emily: 12:23 "where did my mom and dad go?"
Did she forget her parents are dead?
Nah she's just dumb
Wait i messed up
Kris Rimpson relatable
Maybe she was just trying to think of a tuff question
I think she meant after they died, I know that means she stopped believing they went to heaven but; oh well.
7:05 the missghetti thing is actually accurate to a real child, my 7 yr old cousin says stuff like that all the time and then also says "get it? cause i missed the spaghetti? missghetti?" 😭
"Oh-ooh, ow-ee, ah-da." ~ Sally the sassy black woman, 2010
WCLSMKNJ
lol
When she said "oo ee ahh taa taa" I felt that
ting tang walla walla bing bang
Sounds like simlish
Electerz I TOLD THE WITCH DOCTOR I WAS IN LOVE WITH YOU
OO EE OO AH AH
TING TANG
WALLAH WALLAH BING BANG
Top ten saddest lyrics of the decade
It actually kind of makes sense if you assume that each scene was written by a different person who only got to watch the previous scene once
Isn't that a writing improv exercise?
A group of people take turns writing a sentence/paragraph each, ultimately forming an entire story.
I want to watch a big budget movie that’s written by people playing telephone.
@@kingayy9267 Yeah it's called Exquisite Corpse
Scene writing telephone
@@kingayy9267 that's an ice breaker exercise too I think
the rewatchability of this video is insane
i fall asleep to it every night somehow
This video is so fucking funny I’ve never not laughed at it
i was 13 when it was first uploaded and the end shot where he implies that santa and ms claus have fucked literally fucked me up so bad for a while.. but now i'm an adult and it really just solidifies the fact that this video is perfect
this is about the 15th time I'm watching this and I'm not even exaggerating
I love when you watch a movie and you can tell the director said to the black actor something like “could ya black it up a little?”
yes like black people are forced to act like literal sass memes with exaggerated accents in every movie it’s annoying lmao we’re actually normal people guys with normal attitudes. the letter scene was so extra 😭.
@@welit3807 exactly 😭
“Alright sweetie, you’re the other leads best friend and we need you to give your character some... Spice.”
Ugh yeah it's so annoying.
Lmao I liked it but just because all of the other characters are so fucking DULL
Everybody knows that I only wear glasses to look ugly
And sometimes I even put my hair up, on special occasions
Same
i wear mine to disguise myself
@@plantern4590 I actually work for the FBI, so I wear glasses to stay on the down low.
Wait Armin why-
imagine if the boss was jewish or something and they fired him for not celebrating christmas
i’m jewish and i read this and BURST OUT LAUGHING
@@bekah13 Same😂
The weirdest part is that he should totally get fired for being a fucking psycho sending one of his employees to spy on another one because he thinks there's a conspiracy against him...
But instead he gets fired for dampening the Christmas spirit.
@@MSpacer is that even an offense lol 😂
I didn't even think about that BUT YEAH. THAT'S A GOOD POINT
There's a poster behind the boss I didn't notice until now. It says "Could This Happen to You?", followed by a picture of a mail truck half submerged in water and some tiny writing. I can't tell if this is a legitimate, but deprecated USPS poster they put up, or they made a fake one. Either way, the implication that your truck being underwater is a moment away at any time is hilarious.
i love how u can hear an entire band while hes playing the guitar what a talented m a n 👌
Oh my god I love your channel (':
when did you get here?
:o
i lost it when i heard fucking drums and a bassline
He was voted best epic solo and the Star Light Lounge 4 years in a row. That's the JD Powers of music.
I love your yt
Her opening Santa's letters and responding to them is actually a felony
I’m interested how is it a felony?
@@ThatmfJuli4n it's a federal crime to open someone else's mail
Oh thanks
It’s her dad’s mail though
@@samvsmedia8680 yeah but no one in the movie knows that
Never laughed so hard in my life
*“Our almost adult son”*
Karuna Satori ASMR omg hi mom
i love u so much holy shit
omg mom I didn't expect you to be here lmao
holy shitttttttt i was just watching your salon video yesterday
Karuna Satori ASMR mom hi
The part where the parents watch their grown teenage son play on the jungle gym and then she summons a bird made me cry laughing. My brain broke.
Thats always my mom's favorite part of the video
“I wish somebody loved me” :(
Heather traveled away from the tour on a very last minute, expensive flight just to help you and has constantly been flirting this whole time my guy
Alisa The Mushroom And as an added bonus she doesn’t have a strange PTSD reaction to coffee
And she doesnt die every time you mention coffee and cream her pants at hot chocolate
Also she was in a band with you so you have to have SOME chemistry
Wait when did he say that
I love how the IMDB parent’s guide for this movie has Sex and nudity, violence and gore, alcohol drugs and smoking, and frightening & intense scenes all listed as ‘severe’
theyre kinda right man, the part where she said 'oo ee ee a ah ta' had me at the edge of my seat
Ur lying u gotta be theres no way
@@brezzlendean77 nope, it's real. The reasoning given is that the one lady asked him when he last had sex and they drank some wine/punch. Some people are insane.
That my friend is the magic of the Wild West Web, where any random content editor with a trolling itch to scratch can make their mark upon its infinite pages. Enjoy your chuckle in this anonymous hero/heroine's memory. [salutes]
🤣☠
"He needs a friend that'll kiss him and stuff" me too kid
Rachel Lazenby 😫😆
@Jokes On You sweet home aLaBaMa
@Jokes On You ....what??
@Jokes On You **sweet home alabama plays in the distance**
lmfao
This has become part of my Christmas viewing routine.
Woah fancy seeing you here, I’ve rewatched your Mrs Santa Claus video like 15 times since you released it
Did you play Darkseed with PeanutButterGamer like 10 years ago??
Every hallmark movie ever:
Main character: ugh I hate Christmas, it gets in the way of my well paying job in New York City
Friend: giiirrrrl what you need to get your self for Christmas is a man
Main characters dad: hey pumpkin muffin, we need help with the business, why don’t you come home
Main character: .......................ok
Hannah Hurst you forgot the dead brother/sister/mom/aunt/dad/grandpa/grandma that was literally obsessed with Christmas.
egg boyo omg your right
Thanks lol
And the love interest's daughter who inexplicably befriends a stranger who is a grown adult (the main character)
Omg this is the most likes I’ve ever gotten on a comment
Underrated coment xdddd
Kristi: *says he's about to get schooled in making hot cocoa*
Also Kristi: *proceeds to make it with water*
I once had to explain to a woman that it was safe to use milk because she thought warming it would make it go bad. I guess her logic is....kind of sound.
It’s pretty good in water
@@galactic7458 as opposed to just eating it dry? Use almond milk on that shit. Live like a king!
It’s awesome with steamed milk and spices!
@@DriscolDevil use coconut milk.
I had a horrible realization that the mail room is %100 a green screen
Ahhhh I can't unsee it now
Where
@@zeynepavsar7533 5:03 to 5:06
@@10lauren46 thank you so much
I think that’s where the budget of the movie went
it took me 5 years to realize Matt from "i don't have feelings for christie north" is the same guy as Ed Zeddmore from supernatural, and all because i saw him do the white boy face and thought "hey i've seen this before"
THANK YOU. I was looking for someone to reference Ghost Facers because I saw him in supernatural and went “it’s Matt from Christmas mail from the Drew Gooden video!”
Holy shit THAT’S why I recognized him. I’ve seen this video so many times, my brain literally had me convinced he just looks familiar because I’ve seen the video too many times.
I cannot believe how far I had to scroll to find someone mention Supernatural/Ghost Facers. I instantly recognized him lol. Apparently he's fallen on hard times since Ghost Facers broke up
@ EXACTLY. I saw ghostfacets AFTER this video and was like “that’s the guy who doesn’t have feelings for Christy North!”
This whole movie looks like it’s cgi.. like the background is a green screen? It never looks real??
Omg I knew there was something off about that
Also probably AJ Buckley and Lochlyn Munro’s salaries
I assume it’s the weird ass filter they put on all their movies
That's how I feel when I'm walking around in real life. Like everyday. Idk what I'm doing with my life. Help. Please
Pumpkin Pie Gacha Videos sounds like derealization b, it’s okay you can treat it
_Matt in kitchen pretending bread is guitar_
Louella.y yes
Haha
Louella.y a
*Rock n’ roll moves*
*-*slaps bread with hand*-*
Love how the letter focused on the evil boss not liking Christmas, and not the fact that he forced one of his underlings to be part of a conspiracy to get another employee fired.
Disliking Christmas is the worse crime in the hallmark universe
That boss has no sense of self preservation. He goes out of his way to try and blackmail someone sent there by the highest authority in the postal service industry. What did he think would happen when word got back to the postmaster general that he'd forced the woman he'd personally sent to quit? Everything that dude does screams that he hates his job yet he somehow rose through the ranks of the letter sending industry to run a whole...whatever he was doing. That's failing upwards if ever I've seen it.
@@user-uc5dm9bm7u it's more like a death sentence
@@uosdwiSrdewoH it seems that, just like Drew, the boss might've thought the postmaster general thing was a lie and that she was hiding something
@@vinnyart92 Which is why you'd send an email and ask to confirm her presence being intentional, rather than commit industrial espionage on your own company via several highly illegal ways to force the hand of an unrelated employee. If that one woman could just email the head, so could the boss.
The fact that the evil boss is played by Betty Cooper’s dad in RIVERDALE is my favorite thing ever
He's so funny in this movie
omg i watched rivendale for the first time the other day and the first thing i thought was ‘hey that’s the boss from christmas mail!’
Omg I did feel like I've seen this rodent face in a movie before
I love how the plot of this movie is:
"Dear Santa,
My parents are dead. Please get my uncle laid, he's very lonely.".
"Dear wierd girl,
Do it yourself."
It’s more like, “Dear Weird Girl, my daughter (me) is single and ready to mingle.”
Edit: Nevermind, I forgor💀 the plot.
FBI wait
When you realise that Emily thought she was writing that to Santa, and that Kristi is Santa's daughter, things start to get.. weird
😳
AYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
My conspiracy theory is that Heather was originally written as the main guy's sister, but then the writers remembered that his sister was supposed to be dead, so they quickly rewrote her to pass her off as his weirdly affectionate friend 😂
But what sister calls her brother “sweetie”
@@RavenclawNimbusme when I want to be condescending infornt of my parents
But honestly, why not just give him another sister? Like they could have made a plot point that she was upset she wasn't in the will, THEY COULD HAVE DONE SO MUCH! awh anyways.
Dude I think you’re right lol
@@RavenclawNimbus my guess is that the writer wanted an actual cheating arc originally but they write it out cus they were lazy
@@BassicallyKiyash my guess is that they thought that if there were two women and one guy in the family, the child would definitely go to the other woman since "thats what theyre for" lel
The rewatchibility of this video is _astronomical_
i’ve watched this video like 30 times. it’s my comfort lol
🤣😂😂😂🤣😂😂💀💀
this is why it’s got almost ten million views
LMAO i clicked on this video thinking i haven't watched it yet, then I realized I already did
So Im not the only one whos rewatched this a solid 600,000 times?
It's only been over 5 years and I just realized that Christy North is short for Christmas North Pole
Girlie pop with all due, what the eff did you think it was referencing?! lol
@shannonceleste5557
Nothing I thought it was just her name
They spent the 2.5 million on all the cocaine they did writing the movie
10 million dollars in Hollywood is poor people money. But this stills sucks lol
@@beapinol9157 is the carpet ok
😂😂
Thats absolutely correct me and the boys were in the office eating it
I laughed aloud omg hahahaha
"Matt, Matt, Matt! Arent you like...raising an orphan?"
"I want my uncle to kiss and stuff"
"If you want something you should do it yourself"
*Alabama intensifies*
It's not incest if your uncle wears a jimmy hat.
Lol 😂
This has 666 likes I don’t want to ruin it but I wanna like the comment
Your profile picture makes me feel like I'm in 2013
I'm am deceased
“aren’t you raising an orphan” is something i’ve quoted to my mom probably a million times now and i still haven’t told her the context of the line. it’s just a weird inside joke now
(necessary context: my mom is my adoptive mom. i’m an orphan as my bio parents gave me up as a newborn and i was even in a literal orphanage for a while as i’m not from the US. anyway, i was adopted and i still make orphan jokes about myself because they’re objectively peak comedy)
Uncle: what do you want for christmas?
Emily: ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)
no what the fuck
When she sees the cougour grandma-( ͡°( ͡° ͜ʖ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ʖ ͡°) ͡°)
HAHAHAHAHA
I'm so glad I'm not the only person watching this Christmas movie review in June for no apparent reason.
Oh-
I didn’t know this video wasn’t made recently
lol but I watch these videos at any time of the year
July
August here
Why? Why do i keep re-watching this? Whenever I end up bored on youtube, i somehow always find my way this video. I feel like I’ve added a million views just from re-watching it so many times. Its gotten to the point I’ve partially memorized it. I’m stuck in a christmas mail vortex. It’s july. My days are full of christmas mail. My dreams are haunted by fake sprinkle fights and terrible audio mixing. A masochistic and cruel part of me wants to cosplay these characters, and it scares me. ... h e l p
One Singular Human this is my fifth or sixth watch, and I laughed the hardest by far this time. Idk what it is about this video, it’s is the best thing ever
i have definitely watched this 20+times.
it's really fitting that your profile pic is Poe and this comment is a masterpiece
If you cosplay these characters on tiktok drop your user and I will like 😾🤚
Update: I’m in christy rn, go to @er1cbanana on tiktok
OMG PLEASE COSPLAY AND GIVE ME THE @ TOO I WILL HYPE U UP SO MUCH U NEED THIS
"Missketti" is now a vital part of my family's vernacular and I hate it.
😂 The couple proudly watching their 15 year old on a jungle gym is the funniest shit I've evef seen, I love it. What a Christmas gift.
My parents do that with me but I'm 12 lol they take pictures of me all the fucking time
HAMITION TRASH
well 12 isn't the same as 15
I can't stop laughING PLEASE SEND HELP OH MY GOD
@@gameingmushrooms6776 stop swearing kiddo
@@gameingmushrooms6776 I wonder if you'll remember this comment and get filled with embarrassment.
No joke about how her christmas wish is for someone to kiss her uncle and Santa Claus says "Do It Yourself!"
I mean you used to give people a kiss on the cheek sometimes, as an expression of endearment. Before the internet happened, anyway. Nowadays you go to give a child a hi-five and people are like "GROOMING. Someone stop that man- Timmy, get away from that creep!"
I am not Sean Lock It’s pretty obvious what she was asking Santa for, come on man
I am not Sean Lock you’re suspiciously defensive about this joke
@@swine13 , in my experience, it's less of an internet thing and more of a being raised by a survivor thing.
[CW: child sexual abuse] My mom grew up being sexually abused at a time when the prevailing attitude was to leave families to themselves and not look behind closed doors.
So growing up as a kid in the 90s, before we had a home computer or internet, she would tell me stuff like, "Don't get into an elevator alone with a man you don't know, but, if you can't avoid it, position yourself in front of the buttons so you can call for help if you need to."
She also used Ted Bundy as a cautionary tale, although I didn't know it at the time. I just remember her telling me a story about a man who pretended his arm was broken so he could ask young women for help, because he knew good people liked to be helpful. But he was only using it as a trick to get them close enough to hurt them.
I think you only need to look at the #MeToo movement to see that it might not be people freaking out and thinking there's more sexual abuse than there is, but actually people acknowledging that sexual abuse, of minors and other people groups, is a massive problem and it is SMART to take steps to prevent it.
@@swine13 yes, it's true people can over react, but they have a right to. there are a lot of dangerous people out there these days, and it's not a crime to be cautious. you seemed to take this comment suspiciously personally.
I laughed out loud so many times during this
Eddy Burback omg i just found your channel yesterday now i see you commenting. Thats funny
Well, laugh out quietly, also , don't stand on the chair
KNEES
art
L Mayo
So we're just all not gonna talk about how the only black actor was clearly directed to "black it up a little more" for every word she spoke?
For sure, someone gave her the note "you don't sound black enough, BE blacker" like, more than one time in this movie. For sure.
It's very annoying honestly
I hope that actress is doing alright for herself now. I wouldn’t blame her if she quit the business over this.
My god, his guitar skills are so incredible that he summoned an invisible drummer out of thin air
Ah, it all makes sense: Heather’s band was warming up so intensely so they could be loud enough to accompany Matt from miles away
Right? I was like where is drummer at? In the closet?
a drummer is rooky stuff, tenacious d summoned the devil
The little girl was shown turning off a backing track after the performance.
Thank god someone else noticed this it was so funny 💀
Obviously all that money went to the sprinkle effects
LMAO
Bruh I remember this comment having 10 likes, lol tf 😂👏
@@cheesegur 😂
And of course to a guitar that can play 3 instruments at once.
@@cheesegur No, they spent it on the extras tennis shoes
why would she not mention shes working at the post office after she runs into a mailman
She didn't want to send him signals. Imagine being him. You'd think: "this girl is totally dtf"
Because that would make sense. Movies like this don't do that.
@@KoepenickDrums literally who
14:47 (edit: it's actually in Cantonese, not mandarin) for the Chinese, I'm so confused. From what I can tell, she said 大姐 which means older sister, but it looks like she's saying goodbye... So she should've just said 再见 (zai jian)...
that's exactly what I've been thinking!! I don't speak Chinese or any other dialects very well, but I _know_ for a fact that goodbye is zai jian
Maybe that was the joke lol - probz a mistake but that would be funny
its "thank you" in cantonese (多謝, do ze)
@@Robin-vu7er That makes a lot more sense lmao.
Maybe there's a more obscure dialect of Chinese -- perhaps among one of the more marginalized ethnic groups? -- in which "ah-tah" means something.
(Witness) I’ve just witnessed a murder, please send help! (Operator) Where is your location? (Witness) Timmy house (Operator) what
I need to get off Twitter so I can stop trying to retweet yt comments
I spend so much time on Twitter that I sometimes attempt to retweet RUclips comments
the blood from the body isnt even blood its just the sause from the missghetti
I just lost my shit to this thank you
I WHEEZED
Lets not forget about how the little girl asks "where did mommy and daddy go" even tho her letter to santa said "mommy and daddy went to heaven"
Goddamned infidels
It's like she just wanted to rub it in to her uncle that his sibling is dead, while also sneak dissing her parents at the same time. This girl is a *monster* !
"So when do I get to meet the family?"
"Sometimes... family's closer than you think."
It was at that moment he learned that they were cousins
sweet home alabama
Then the song “Hey whatcha trying to say to me” plays
Oh my god they were cousins
That's Little Italy.
Who is the "they" you are talking about?
18:36 Wait so he's riding his bike inside the building but NOT WHEN HE IS ACUTALLY OUTSIDE COLLECTING LETTERS?
"Ah ooh. Oooh ee. Ah tah" -Shakespeare
Sarulia well it IS in iambic pentameter
Jacob Lonon no, it only has 6 syllables🤦♂️
Notorious ETA I’m so sorry. It’s iambic trimeter. I said pentameter because that fits with how Shakespeare wrote most of the time. Please forgive me.
Jacob Lonon I forgive you but you are on thin ice buddy👉
I lowkey love the evil boss. He's just so blatantly rude but also very oblivious.
"arent you raising an orphan" is an amazing line
Yeah, he's a great character actor - he kinda stole the movie
I immediately thought I know this guy. I'm pretty sure he is in Scary Movie.
@@The_RedVIII He's in Pretty Little Liars
@@The_RedVIII I watched Scary Movie for the first time a few weeks ago and I almost spat out my food when I saw the boss from Christmas Mail lmao
*“wE tWeEteD oUrS”*
imagine scrolling through twitter and someones kids christmas letter to santa is the tweet. like we got "hey guys i /status update/" "/funny meme/" "dEaR sAnTa-" like waaaaaaayyyment.