Stockholm Syndrome: The Movie
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This week: we watch the Christmas movie "Holiday in Handcuffs". It's a pretty problematic film that came out 14 years ago so let's get mad about it today please! Enjoy :)
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giving herself an at-home perm right before a job interview tells me everything I need to know about how unhinged this woman is
no seriously. and being distraught that it looked bad, like girl... have you seen legally blonde? just take a shower it'll make ur hair straight again lmaooooo
If I learned anything from Legally Blonde all she had to do was get it wet and it would have deactivated the ammonium thioglycolate.
💀💀💀💀💀
@@austynhensley It would still probably be fried to hell but it wouldn't have been that!! she bold.
@@hippopajamas she couldve just slicked it back into a middle part bun, duhhh
She literally committed aggravated kidnapping, and did it at gun point, and managed to discharge the gun during the kidnapping. That's like 20 years in prison minimum lmao
AND the gun is stolen property. Idk how far she drove, but if she went out of state that's even worse.
Finally!!
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@@fax6821 go away bot bot
@@seke9885 i will not not
@@fax6821 holy hell it talked
"Doing one crazy thing does not make a person crazy" sounds like something a crazy person would say
Sounds like something an edgy tween would make up for Joker roleplay. 💀
Yeah, a crazy person
A fun BTS fact the entire cast (minus Mario Lopez) got horrific food poisoning on set and they kept filming. So in some scenes you can see them sweating and looking broken
"Fun" lol
i thought you meant the kpop group and i was so confused for a sec😭
BTS? ( Sorry, I'm stupid )
@@sundaymourning5329 behind the scenes ^^
mario lopez did it he poisoned them all
kidnapping, adultery, deceit, divorce, and guns. the true meaning of christmas
That’s legit Christmas with my family
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Finally.
yes finally
You just described Texas
These days pretty much
I like that the movie became insane within the first 10 minutes. She’s like “Aw my boyfriend left me :(… ok time to commit a crime!”
Lmaoo 😂😂😂
i think more movies should start with unfiltered insanity tbh
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Finally.
@@kaz3369 True, would make movies way more entertaining
Wait.. you’re telling me you don’t also do that 😣💔
Unnecessary love story?
Bdsm?
Kidnapping a man because u're single?
Literal sex handcuffs?
A gun?
Hell ye thats kids friendly
A gay couple?
Hell no, think about the children
exactly, straight people are insane
to be fair, the people who think gay couples are “too much” for kids, are the same people who think guns are kid friendly.
"ThINK Of THE CHILDREN"
@@Vetovextion LMAOO 😭😭
Gorou?
But anyway as a gay man you gotta point
It's funny that she mentions "tie me up, tie me down", because that's the name of a movie where a guy kidnaps a woman and tries to make her fall in love with him, and in the end she does bc of Stockholm syndrome, but it's played off like a cute happy ending 🤪
I guess you Holidays in Handcuffs is technically “the girlbossification” of that movie
Just like the movie trilogy 365 Days 🤢🤮
@@Jenny-it9izTHERE'S 3???
@@EbbermanEmily sure is and it just keeps getting worse and worse 🤢 also there's probably gonna be more
"watching a youtuber make fun of it 14 years after its official release" honestly, the only way i watch movies
It’s best way to watch a bad movie
same
@@aurawarrior1367 it’s like watching a bad movie with friends for people with no friends.
@@SorowFame why do u read my head :(
Fax!!
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saying "stole a person" instead of kidnapping is my new favorite thing
Same 😅
Hey, this isn't kidnapping. It's stealing a person. It's not scary anymore.
Hey…I don’t care WHO’S kid is sleeping!
Samee
“Stole a MAN”
"Remember guys, kidnapping is ALWAYS ok if you're a girl kidnapping a guy!"
-This movie
Yeah, could you imagine if the roles were reversed? It’d be framed like a horror movie 😂
i’m writing a screenplay about a woman who has to hold a guy hostage while evading the law after accidentally killing a cop in self defense. i really wanted to emphasize that the main character is really traumatized from her incident with the cop, and that she feels that she has no other way of convincing the cops to not instantly kill her. she reflects on how, ironically, she is now the criminal that the cops want to think she is. the initiating event is purely just bad luck
@@wolfe440 Lol ever heard of the movie 365 Days?
lol you'd think, but Buffalo '66? same thing but a man and he kidnapped a 16 year old, it's a comedy too. Also Tie Me Up, Tie Me Down, 365 days...
@@wolfe440 There is literally a horror movie (and book) called Misery where a woman kidnaps a man and like breaks his kneecaps with a hammer and crap. It's by Stephen King. 😭 There are also a ton of "romcoms" where a dude kidnaps a woman, and it's been played as a "romantic" gag in movies, plays and books since friggin' Greek myths.
kurtis switching from calling her “trudy” and “judy” throughout the video and not noticing is killing me
Can you imagine how terrifying it would be to be in that situation, desperately trying to tell this family that you've been kidnapped and they're just laughing like you're telling a knock knock joke
"we know..........EVERYONE HERE'S KIDNAPPED :D"
"i'm gonna d13 here aren't i.........."
"not as long as you go with the flow and let the stockholm syndrome do it's thing"
The experience of many real life men unfortunately
@@heroofthewinds7765 literally who you absolute brussel sprout
@@heroofthewinds7765 no
I want someone to make this into a horror movie or game
I feel like the woman's family didn't believe him not because they're gullible, but because this is a common occurrence. I bet her last bf was kidnapped too. It might even run in the family; her dad may have been kidnapped. This is just a quirky fun tradition for them
this reminds me of an episode of criminal minds where the women in a family get kidnapped to be wives of the men and are raised from like age 10 in the family to be prepared to be a wife.
@@petalsandpinstripes9905 damn what episode
that would've been a hell of a plot twist tho- ngl kinda wanna see a thriller version of this now
@@petalsandpinstripes9905 what episode? That sounds really interesting
@@imakebadvideos it's Season 4 Episode 13 called "Bloodline"
Movies always make it seem like eating leftover Chinese food is like a sad thing, when in reality every time I have leftover Chinese food, i just be like "OH FUCK YEAH, LEFTOVER ASIAN FOOD!!!!"
RIGHT, leftover takeout is the best
The spices be hitting
Her crimes consist of: Kidnapping, threat of bodily harm with a deadly weapon, owning firearm without a license, reckless endangerment with use deadly weapon, discharging firearm without license, discharging firearm in uncontrolled area, bail jumping. Everything should round up to around 30-40 years in prison.
but he didn’t press charges so it’s okay 🫶 and they are in love now
In the end isn’t that all what Christmas is about?
she also committed theft by stealing the gun. also irresponsible driving
this movie feels like role playing online with *that* one person who likes to twist the story so they can get their way.
god i felt that
*uses unbeatable sword that cannot be dodged or counterattacked*
THIS IS SO ACCURATE O O P
why is this accurate bye
ive never heard something so accurate
Not gonna lie; if I said I had been kidnapped and everyone laughed then I would assume they were in on it. A whole kidnapping family.
there’s legit criminal minds episodes like that
Right I would be scared 😳😳😳 like oh nah they do this as a past time 🤣🤣🤣
@@sourpatchstarkids Wait which one?? I've finished the show but I don't remember the name of the episode and I've been trying to find it
@@Emily-oy2nq I was thinking of two episodes: s4e13 and s7e16. They’re not exactly like this movie but it was close enough to remind me
Like house of 1000 corpses!
The “check-off/Chekhov’" joke is absolutely fucking top tier 😭😭😭😭
I absolutely adore the way Kurtis' face changes instantly as he realizes he said "Squeet"
“mario lopez’s characters name is david. i’m telling you that so i don’t have to keep using his full name.” …. “so mario lopez stands up” i love it here
Lol
Wow dude. Thanks for explaining the joke to us. I wouldn't have understood it otherwise.
@@SpellboundWolf wow thanks for reading a comment not directed to you in the slightest. I wouldn’t have understood it otherwise.
Kurtistown is the best town, am I right or am I right? (Hint: I am right)
This was my favorite joke of the video
"I will NOT twerk for genuine stockholm syndrome"
Truly a hero.
rofl, I loved that phrase, Kurtis gets his priorities right xD xD
He says that now but i know he be groovin to souk eye
@@Redsonja77 j
a hero no one asked for but we all needed
@@Redsonja77 ay
“I hate movies where the whole problem could be solved by just TALKING to each other. Like COMMUNICATE.” Bro you would HATE webtoons LMAO
And so many kdramas & cdramas lol
And this is one I don't read webtoons, miscommunication frustrates the hell out of me 😭
@@kitkatboard don’t worry they’re not all like that. You just gotta know what you’re looking for
Right “so you’re actually a clown and not a world class baker? Well as you know my ex wife and my father left me for clowns. Well, since you were honest with me, maybe I can forgive you, but I need some time “
intentional miscommunication can be great; if its intentional.
its what made 'lock stock two smoking barrels'.
After watching this I watched the entire movie, and I'm genuinely shook. It's horrifying that they completely gaslight the audience AND the captive. As a male victim of an abusive female, it's personally particularly frustrating- if a male kidnapped a female in a lifetime movie it would be a REALLY different vibe, and that's infuriating.
im so sorry that happened to you:( i hope you recover from that and get/got the help u need
Hell yeah ACAB
I'm really sorry for what had happened to you 😔
I hope you're doing much better now
I'm sorry that happened to you and I hope you're doing better now. If it's any consolation, movies just generally seem to be weird about kidnapping. Case in point: Beauty and the Beast.
@psychicbyinternet That more of a misunderstanding of the movie. Yes she learned to care for him but she also pity him for what happened to him. If she genuinely has Stockholm she would of never asked to leave to see her Father again and he wouldn’t of let her if he truly loved her. The defending him and trying to save his life is because she knows he not actually a bad person nor does he deserve to die. Kidnapping is never okay in a realistic world but when you get magically turned to a literal monster that tramua is a bit understandable
The old guy saying “back that ass up” while pointing a gun at Mario Lopez is equally unsettling and hilarious.
Abc family. Lol
Right, I was like 'Well, this film is about to take a turn' lmao.
True:)
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Very glad I’m not the only one who thought this. Lol 😂
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Terrible Christmas rom-com but if David handled the whole "oh my god, I've been kidnapped" thing more realistically, this would be a very disturbing psychological thriller.
It would be a nice xmas thriller movie tho lol
@Lswat Ent yeah
it could have been a really good movie :’)
Cause shes a white girl its haha funny. honestly this leads to this terrible culture of whenever a woman does something horrible to a man others say you want it or shes just a girl youre weak
It would have also been a disturbing thriller if the genders were reversed.
"Captor? I hardly knew her!"
It's not just a pun. It is a perfect encapsulation of the flaw in this plot.
So Stockholm syndrome is actually empathizing with your captor, not falling in love with them, which is also something that happened in this movie
Well actually there are four key components that characterize Stockholm syndrome!: A hostage's development of positive feelings towards the captor. No previous relationship between hostage and captor. A refusal by hostages to cooperate with police and other government authorities. Not just Empathy and it could be them falling in love
It could definitely entail falling in love with your captor. There are many different ways to experience Stockholm syndrome, many different ✨b r a n d s✨.
Stockholm syndrome can be falling in love with your kidnapper/abuser, but it can also be seeing them as a friend or just having positive feelings about your kidnapper/abuser (source: I have Stockholm syndrome)
@@bigclitenergy also doesn't it take ages to develop? like months-years?
@@nospoonfulofmayonnaiseforme definitely varies but typically yep!
Lawyer here: a person “refusing to press charges” just means that the “victim” will refuse to cooperate with an investigation or testify. The prosecutor can still go forward with the case but it will be a lot harder to win without the victim’s cooperation. However, a prosecutor would likely go forward with a kidnapping case even if the victim doesn’t participate just because the nature of the crime is pretty egregious.
True
Can I hire you to sue my cat?
Please sue my cat for trying to kill me
@@alicethewhiterabbit9226 omg im so sorry
@@gothgirlglittercrust7118 I bearly survived
the way kurtis says he’s gonna call mario’s character david so he doesn’t need to call him mario lopez but then immediately calls him mario lopez
That’s Kurtis for you 😂
That was the joke.
Ba-humbug!
@Taylor. HELP WHAT
explaining the joke when it was super obvious it was a JOKE is super fucking cringe man ew
@@aqiel_leiqa grow up.
I feel compelled to rewrite this movie but as a genuine horror story, its so creepy
Quick and easy way to do it: Switch the gender of the main characters.
Let's take a moment to appreciate the existential horror of trying to make a simple quesidilla only to come out with beef wellington
Not only did she kidnap him but she kidnapped him at gun point. That’s literally an additional charge lol.
A stolen gun at that.
~It's not about the gun she stole, it's about the man she kidnapped along the way~ -Maya Angelou (probably)
A stolen, loaded gun.
A stolen, loaded, brown gun
@@amandatidey5751 I- 😭💀
being not only kidnapped, and not only forced into the role of being a part of a family I don't know, but having that family of strangers gaslight me and convince me into thinking I'm supposed to be there is probably my worst nightmare now cheers
@mikoy huio and then her shoving a bulky, ugly ass hat on the curls she just spent all that time setting
This movie is so insulting to people that have actually been kidnapped and vindicating the main character as a being the good girl. "Because sometimes being crazy can make you happy." Imagine being a victim of kidnap watching this movie paint the picture of this Turdy girl being justified for doing one of the most heinous crimes out there.
its like the opposite of dear evan hanson
This almost sounds like the plot of “Get Out,” the horror movie.
@mikoy huio bots ruin youtube.
My family watches this every year after baking cookies for 6-8 hours. We can quote the dinner scene by heart. It's a TERRIBLE movie, but it's a hell of a good time.
My family does the same, I thought it was just us!😭
Same we love this movie even tho it's bad
Aahhhh you all have cute wholesome families 😇
I haven't seem anyone note this: The pistol is an early flintlock. You can point at whoever you want, unless you have actual black powder, a lead ball, and have the knowledge on how to manually load a flintlock, you aren't going to be able to fire that thing. And even if you do, the lack of rifling means you'll have to be EXTREMELY lucky it if hits the intended target, even at fairly close range.
Putting aside that this means her boss had all that laying around (flintlocks can't remain loaded for extended periods of time and still fire, so no the gun wasn't just loaded to begin with), you can only fire it once before you need to reload it. Which means as soon as she shot the seat, she was COMPLETELY UNARMED and David could have taken that chance to free himself.
David probably didn't have that extensive gun knowledge lol
Why are you acting like David would know all that? He’s not a redcoat trying to put down a rebellion in the colonies, why tf would he know so much about flintlocks.
@@dylanrodrigues Okay this comment is amazing XD
it’s a flint lock, how do you not know this shit? where’s the rest of the ammo going to go when there’s no magazine. also. she’s a klutzy white city woman, you really think she’s capable of murder?
@@dylanrodrigues he would've at least known that flintlocks only hold one shot, that's pretty common knowledge
I hate movies when all the parents care about is whether their daughter has a mate. They don't even care that he goes around telling people that he's been kidnapped which is a pretty big red flag. They just accept it because at least he showed. Pretty low standards for your kid.
M a t e
a.. mate?!
A MATE????????
Well, she did kidnap him, so he’s clearly not her boyfriend.
I’m getting major omegaverse vibes from the word *MATE*
Even if David dropped the charges, I can't believe her boss isn't prosecuting her for stealing his heirloom gun.
Yeah! That thing is clearly an antique, wtf
He was into her best friend, who undoubtedly told him to go easy on her.
All’s well that ends well
Idk maybe because it's a movie 😂
@@tiffanykim2773 why are you replying to everyone and trying to defend this movie? Is this like your favourite Christmas movie or something?
8:37 I’ve seen so many of Kurtis’s videos that I laugh internally instead of externally, but the fucking “4000 squeet” had my ROLLING 💀💀💀
I WAS FUCKING DYING AT THAT MAN. then when he was like "done because I’m embarrassed" omg💀💀💀
@@maddyxnxk "I'm gonna squeet"
I'm so happy you brought up the apartment thing, Its so annoying that so many movies do that, where the main character live in "a poor house" or "a tiny house" when its like a fucking huge house, or amazing apartment that should be super expensive
catch me living in a literal mansion and still insisting that i'm poor because i eat chinese takeout leftovers from my dinner the night before lol
edit: so i just realized after typing this that Shane Dawson literally does that lol 💀
Her doing an at-home-perm just before leaving for a job interview was the first sign that this woman is off her fucking rockers
😂😂😂
What's an at-home-perm??
@@TitaniumTronic instead of traditionally going to a salon and letting a professional perm your hair, you buy the perming kit and do it yourself
Bold choice, Cotton.
as someone who was debating doing at-home-perm the day before school starts, im so glad i found this comment 😂
I'm really sick of curly hair being seen as messy and unkempt
As a curly hair person, I agree.
@@suezuccati304 my curl pattern is like a 3a-3c :3
@@honeydrew 2c here
Same. My hair is actually all of those things but regardless
My hair isn't curly but I agree.
17:48 - I have a bachelor's degree in Criminal Justice, and while I am still a novice as the law, something that pisses me off is how in movies cops constantly make up fake laws/threats to get what they want. Unless you physically do something that aids in the kidnapping, you have done nothing wrong. You as an individual are not responsible to stop crimes and you have no obligation to help the police to do their jobs. If any cops threaten you into compliance, I recommend remaining silent and seeking out an attorney. Having an attorney when a cop interrogates you is vital, since the police aren't always interested in seeking your best interest.
I mean it's not unrealistic...
Cops are legally allowed to straight up lie to people during interrogations though, so there's that
Cops are legally allowed to lie in the US, so they could absolutely have lied to make her feel scared into complying
Wait till you learn about what cops do IRL…
I will never forget the horror of going into my commanders office first thing in the morning and being red my rights. I was soooo scared and confused, mainly beceause I had not done anything illegal. So the first thing that I did was invoke my right to my attorney. I figured my attorney could explain to me what was going on. She said that it was basically some sort of fishing expedition, never heard the full story.
id rather come to the party dumped and boyfriendless than show off my boyfriend who is insanely ranting about being kidnapped the entire time
“Christmas wasn’t about a week ago it was about family”
15 seconds in and Kurt’s spitting absolute bars
Did someone just summon Vin diesel
In Kurtistown, we are a family, he abandoned us, just like my dad does everyday. Just kidding, I don't blame him for wanting to spend time with his loved ones, I'd be doing the same thing and I'm not actually mad. Better late than never.
calling leftovers “yesterday food” is gold and you can’t tell me otherwise
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Leftovers? *That's* *right*
ruclips.net/video/Mw6RiV0QVxY/видео.html vlog ;D
@@lilsaam let’s ride !!
*John Mulaney voice* "we do not want the food of yesterday! No! We want the food of today!!!"
What’s wild is that they are 2 reasonably big actors who agreed to do this movie
the fact that the family was not surprised at all might imply that this was not her first time doing this
Chekhov’s gun being reduced to “shoot that thang” is making me cry bless your head Kurtis
chekhov being led to by "check-off" is one of the best bits of wordplay I think I've ever heard
@@bread3050 I didn't get it when I watched the video even though I'm Russian... thank you that's really a brilliant wordplay!!
I fucking laughed out loud WOW
@@bread3050 no bc i literally WHEEZED
Seriously genius 😂
holiday in handcuffs sounds like a movie about the sad inside life of a prisoner during Christmas
I agree dude.
That would’ve been a much better movie imo
Highkey wanna see that happen
Netflix documentary when
i would actually watch that
I’m surprised Mario Lopez wasn’t also arrested, one of the most important accessories to a kidnapping is the kidnapee.
The fact that he did cover Holiday Ham Hole in 2022 makes this way better.
i still prefer Holiday at the H. H. Holmes Hotel. would be like a saw christmas special.
one thing I can always rely on: I never know how a Kurtis Conner skit will end
Yeah the “my wife’s a cello” skit is so crazy, gets me everytime🤣
It will end in laughter.
Don’t be embarrassed, Kurtis. I have “squeet” moments all the time. Like the time I combined Gwen and Stefani into “Gwefani”.
i love that, she should definitely change her name to gwefani
everybody has a squeet moment at least once in their life
people call Scarlet Johanson "ScarJo" and merge celebs first and last names together all the time don't see why she cant be Gwefani :)
Zefron…
Im a waitress and accidentally told multiple people “your problem” when trying to say either you’re welcome or no problem…
10:15 This is such a horror concept tho imagine you've been kidnapped and no one believes you or worse people around you basically acts like its where you're supposed to be that's so scary just how that person must feel
cure to wellness did this i think
Horror movie idea
15:30 you joked about titanic, but the radio not being used and ignoring communication from a ship that was warning them about the ice berg was one of the biggest factors in it sinking
The dry cut to “I’m gunna Squeet” had me laughing hard for way longer than it should
I haven't even watched the video yet but this being the first comment I see is making me laugh
More like wet cut
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8:46 enjoy
i appreciate the sentiment but you sent this 2 hours after i commented, i had seen it already
I kinda feel bad for his girlfriend. Joining a police investigation yourself & going house to house is already too much effort to put into a man but then after all that he dumps her & gets with the bitch that kidnapped him. I’d be livid
Plus he was almost engaged to her, as it seemed she knew that he was going to ask her to marry him. It's pretty much cheating as far as I'm concerned.
What I don't get is why the girlfriend and the cops or court or whatever didn't realize it was Stockholm syndrome,like,it wasn't even mentioned
@@JackalopeBunny I mean, if it was Stockholm syndrome, idk if that should count as cheating. I feel like you’d be more worried that your boyfriends mind broke instead of being angry that he fell for his kidnapper…
a sequel: the ex girlfriend kidnaps him. Stockholm syndrome all over again.
BLADEE pfp ❤️🛡️
"Doesn't matter what crazy thing you do, as long as you're happy,"
Just apply that to every Batman villain.
"Yes your honor, Joker did blow up a supermarket killing 30 people but he's happy isn't that all that matters?"
Classic Joker
i’ll be stock-holm for christmas
This is one of those movies where I think "if they were a dude they would be considered an actual psychopath" like this is a horror film played off as a cute rom com.
Sadly this is not true. 365 days is a movie like this with the genders swapped
@@carolinewheeler77 you literally could have just said Beauty and the Beast
I feel like it would be a good plot for a thriller, where in the first half it is played off as a rom com with a quirky girl. Then you realize that she is a psychopath and it's not cute, he is in actual danger. To use people's preconceived notions about gender and make them realize it is a strange double standard. I guess kind of similar to Gone Girl
What you're referring to is whats called dummy plot, where the conflict that drives the story could easily be resolved by the characters displaying a normal human level of communication
aka the most frustration plot ever 😭
Aka so many episodes of modern family
@@alexres8327 at least modern family is funny and entertaining
TIL. Thank you, I can now more effectively explain so many hated storylines.
Yeah, I've only heard it refered to as idiot plot, but both are probably used.
I feel like we should talk about how she didn't just "mess up her hair", she did a whole PERM on it as soon as she woke up. Perms are so dangerous and hard to do that you have to find a hairstylist that specializes in them... and you definitely don't do it at home. Hilarious thing to see in the beginning scene
I've done a perm at home dozens of times. It's definitely not easy but it's also not dangerously hard unless you're a complete fucking idiot
dangerous and can't do it at home??? UHHHH, tell that to Jenna Marbles sweaty. literally shaking my smh rn fr. 🙄
8:47 I CHOKED ON MY CEREAL, FOR FODS SAKE KURTIS STOP BEING FUNNY
Fod Damn
This could so easily be reimagined as a legit horror movie, but it's probably scarier by being presented as a wholesome family movie like here.
Still, imagine being a family member of the kidnapper and realizing what is going on in the middle of the event...
That’d be a good movie.
idk even her whole family seems crazy
lmao, almost lowkey like Get Out
Buffalo 66’ is basically the non wholesome version of this. It isn’t the best movie but eh
Is this not just the plot of Invisible Man
i want to be invited to the *KurtisConnerIsOverTheMoonBecauseHe’sSoHappyThatHeMadeAGoodPoint* party
I agree, topiccy wopiccy ;)
So do I OT
OT is an average Kurtis Connor enjoyer? whoa
who knew
ot watching kurtis makes so much sense
Me too !!
I’m at a hockey game and the guy next to me shouted, “Shoot that thang!” and now I have “You better shoot that thang” going through my head over and over. Felt the need to share that.
10:50 he could LITERALLY just walk ouy of the house and or ask to use the phone and call someone
Friendly reminder that if a scenario suddenly turns creepy af when the gender roles are reversed, it was already creepy af to begin with and shouldn’t have been done
You know, like this entire movie
I've found that a good tip is to make everyone a blank slate from the bottom up when coming up with a concept, then deciding what should and shouldn't be included/taken seriously from that
Haha, it's funny cuz men can't be victims of kidnapping or sexual assault. That could never happen /s
idk 365 days was significantly worse and everybody loved it
@@victoriatropeano6625
I have not seen a single person say anything good about that movie
What are you talking about
If you take out the corny Hallmark jokes, and turn the lighting down a bit, then you've instantly got a Lifetime drama. You don't even have to change the plot!
I'm so excited for the introduction of "squeet" into the Kurtis Conner lore.
Yess! when I heard it I was like yes finally more accidental kurtis words
squeet!
Why does he get lore? He’s just a woke guy with a mullet-stashe.
@@psychosparten049.esquire9 you sound jealous 💀
"Im gonna squeet, UUOAAH"
20:25 imagine a man kidnaps a ten-year-old and then gets away with it absolutely no consequences because the ten-year-old doesn't press charges
how the hell did she manage to successfully load a black powder pistol in a diner and not get caught?
imagine expecting to meet your boyfriend at a diner and he doesn’t show up and he’s missing for a few days before calling you to tell you he’s been kidnapped so you call the police and save him from the woman who kidnapped him only for him to dump you before you get married to be with the woman who kidnapped him
justice for david’s girlfriend
what in the wattpad-
@@caryn7154 it would definitely be a one direction wattpad fic and it would definitely be called stockholm syndrome
BULLSHIT
In the movie his girlfriend was awful to him, the staff, her family. The theme of the movie is everyone is doing what's expected of them instead of what they want. The girlfriend wants the money and power of marrying him. He thinks he has to marry a high society broad because he came from nothing and he thinks that's what he's supposed to want. All of the kids think they have to hide what they want to do so it looks like they are doing what's expected by the parents. Even the parents are only doing Christmas in a cabin because they feel they're expected to make Christmas special and big every year.
The girlfriend immediately gets more sympathy points from me because she's played by Gabrielle Miller who was Lacey in Corner Gas and Melissa Joan Hart was in that terrible Evangelical Conservative movie "God's Not Dead 2".
You know what would’ve been a better movie? If the man and the woman are both complete strangers taking separate road trips to see their family/job event for Christmas. They meet at this tourist-trap town while taking the night off and go to a magic show hosted by a hotel there where a crappy magician uses these old handcuffs that won’t come off. So in order to get to their respective events on time they take a detour together on the road to find this one locksmith or key in order to get the handcuffs off and they end up bonding and falling in love during the process. Yeah Ik this sounds bad but hey; at least it’s better than one of the main characters kidnapping and holding the other main character (THE LOVE INTEREST NONETHELESS) hostage.
I like it:)
Fanfic material! ... 🤔😬
This is actually along the lines of what I expected this movie to be like. I prefer your version a lot more
That's horrifying too, sorry. Being forced to go to bathroom together with a total stranger, not having any privacy etc. I would go totally crazy
That’d become a certified hood classic
cant wait for the ‘holiday ham hole hahaha’ video this year 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩
I feel like Romeo and Juliet is the only story where the miscommunication makes sense because they’re like fourteen years old in the original and kids aren’t exactly known for common sense.
Love how Trudy’s hair just goes back to being normal at some point bc it was just ugly and they were over it
Her sister fixed it cause she’s a hairdresser or something
Finally!!
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@@noelle2624 that's not possible though, because the way she did her hair was called a perm and perms fully change the hair strand. It's some big science-y thing that I don't fully want to explain but there would be absolutely no way for her to fix it that soon and so if it was messed up, it'd have to be like that for at least 4 months
@@awkwardturtle105 no if you wash ur hair enough times you can get rid of the perm, also her sister could have just done a perm but rather than it being a curl perm it would have been a straightening one.
@@noelle2624 oh, I thought perms were permanent for a certain amount of months. Thanks for telling me
Im so confused about why he would dump his girlfriend for his kidnapper. Like she's probably capable of other things like murder and has done it before. That would be a terrifying person to be with
Trauma affects people differently. There have been cases where women who were r*ped would go back to their r*pists to be with them. Trauma doesn't always make sense.
that is literally what stockholm syndrome is.
I think ........maybe because it's a movie and was thus in the script 🤷🏽♀️
@@nomoretwitterhandles yeah definitely this, i can relate to it as well. and while that super plausibly was the character’s ordeal, the writing is just too nondescript and shallow to make a point with it. it’s less like that concept and more like “it’s a funny twisted fairytale ending!” which kinda irritates me bc then for real survivors it makes it seem like we’re just dumb and we willingly walk into danger (ofc sometimes people do but like ykk) oookk i lost my train of thought just wanted to build on your comment bc you made a great point lol
I hate how the writers did this. Also why aren't more people talking about this? His dumped his girlfriend, the one who sent the police looking for him after he was kidnapped for the woman who kidnapped him, because they had a little bonding moment? What?
The guy on the poster looked like Danny Gonzalez for a second 😂 I honestly would totally watch a cheesy stockholm comedy starring Danny Gonzalez 🤣
My dad used to force us to watch this every holiday seasons several times often severeal a day. He absolutely loved it and none of us understood why.
So glad he's dead now.
Kurtis: "Not only did she steal him"
Me: "Don't you dare, don't you dare say it"
Kurtis: "She stole his heart"
Fanfic writers: HE STOLE OUR LINE
@@MaddyPerez128 People watching this video: He stole my last two brain cells
That exact same thought process went through my mind
I literally skipped forward before he said it. There was no way I was gonna let him say that lmao
"so how do we portray a poor person?"
"i don't know, steve. maybe they eat leftovers?"
"that's right. I've never eaten a food from yesterday because i have personal chef so it must be a poor thing"
you most likely unknowingly just wrote a transcript for an exiting conversation
The worst part is that it's a christmas movie. Acting like pos-christmas eve december isn't Leftovers' Month.
If we ever have leftover food from dinner I tell my wife put it in something so I can take it to work tomorrow for lunch
Also am I the only one who thinks like Chinese takeout is actually expensive??
"But they still have a big house though right?"
"Obviously. And you can trust me because I'm an expert."
This is slightly better then a Hallmark Christmas Movie, if only because I look at these kinds of movies ironically and it's because it's not the same copy/paste plot over and over and over again.
I agree. For me it's A+
the thing that gets me with the Chinese takeout is that the container is just wide open while it's in the fridge
The term “full gooby” implies the existence of half gooby and quarter gooby, and I just want to know what amount of gooby kurtis feels on a daily basis
That's unless gooby is a binary value, in which case, perhaps good ol' Kurt is normally at no gooby
@@gregothy9190 goobyless, if you will
@@moykurs so "full gooby" could also be expressed with goobyful, maximum goobyness, or gooby-licious.
my grandpa was gooby that makes me quarter gooby
@@_RainbowAngela_ GOOBY-LICIOUS NAWW
are we all gonna ignore how obsessed Kurtis is with smearing poop on the walls ???
Well duh he wasn't careful and smoked leaf and screamed the smoke out
yes
He’s really trying to scare off potential kidnappers lol
It’s called a running gag. That or he’s trying to let us all know he has a massive scat fetish.
Im far more shook at how we're all ignoring whatever the fuck is happening to sabrinas hair
This just sparked an old memory from when I was 8 I remember having a huge flu on Christmas day. My oldest sister was assigned to tend and nurse me and during that she watched this show like 2 times on repeat. I can only associate this show with a throbbing headache and stomach pain.
The Chekhov joke was so underappreciated in its brilliance
Bro, as someone who developed PTSD and actual Stockholm Syndrome from being trapped in an abuse situation, your analysis of this movie is super valid. An abusive person/captor will do Anything to keep you there and you start to realize that the best thing you can do is just try to cooperate so they don't hurt you and keep your head down. Then over time, you really start to sympathize with them and make excuses for them ("they've just been through a lot", "I stress them out", etc). I rebelled as much as I could but eventually, I had to choose between that and surviving. I kind of can't believe this movie was actually made and no one saw a problem with it like,, Wtf 😬
hope you are safe now
Really hoping you’re doing better now. It’s a hard thing to live through but things eventually get easier and I wish you a wonderful and safe new year.
I’ve been through something similar, so I totally understand you and agree. Hope you’re doing better now. Xx
Glad ur safe now, I really like how kirtis analyses things like this (not limited to falling out youtubers who have really crappy and rape-y behaviour) it makes me feel safe as someone who suffered with the same things (excluding the Stockholm) but yeah, I definitely see how he’s sort of a scourge of comfort almost.
I was in many abusive relationships over the years (thankfully I'm engaged to someone who isn't even a tiny bit abusive), and I second this. It was so hard to unlearn this. I still struggle to feel safe just because I'm waiting for my current partner to snap and be just like them. I'll start apologizing profusely for the tiniest things, I'm expecting him to punish me, and he's never ever let me leave the conversation without helping me know that he won't punish me and that everything's ok. I've been out of those terrible relationships for about 5ish years now, and I still am healing from them. They are so damaging to go through. You feel as though you deserve everything horrible they do to you. You act out, realizing they are abusive eventually, and you still feel stuck. They convince you they are the only person who will ever "love" you.
With the perm, she literally could have wet her hair down and it would have gone away. We've all seen Legally Blonde right!?
Yupp
Trudy hasn't...
@Manuela Montuori #facts
legally blonde is actually the only reason i knew that fact thank you
Trudy clearly hasn’t seen legally blonde because she would know that if she did. Fun fact: that’s how they knew she committed the crime
at 4:12 it took me a second to realize he was asking for a table for two, i thought he was just doing a peace sign lmao
i just realized this was the first kurtis video i ever watched. i only remembered bc of the "smearing my shit on the walls" part and remembered being like okay yes i need to watch more of this man
Love how Kurtis keeps referring to kidnapping as "stealing a person"
i mean....... that's kinda what it is 😔
He's not wrong lol
"squeet" made me chuckle bc in high school i did tech for the addams family musical and one of the characters accidentally said "squeet" instead of square feet on stage in front of an auditorium full of people. he was 16 and he had to just keep going and say the next line while all of us nerds on headsets had to be scolded by the stage manager for laughing too much and risking fucking up the audio/light cues
so thank you for that delightful memory kurtis
G o d I miss having shit like that happen in theater. I was in the booth doing sound and since I knew the script so well, I got to laugh HARD when something like that happened
And I’ve def missed cues bc of line flubs. I do not miss having the director’s eyes sear into my window
I remember going to a school play my friend was in, and at one point one kid was in a gorilla costume during a huge pool noodle fight. My friend told me that was improvised. The play was like a modern version of Romeo and Juliet where the mc and love interest star in the play, but it ends up going horribly wrong. Idk if I explained it properly.
Outside of the USA no one would make that stupid mistake because we use square meters.
Squeeters.
As someone who is in film school, I can confirm "you shoot that thang" is in fact the quote
Stockholm for the holidays.
This movie is the embodiment of "how can it be a hate crime if I loved doing it?"
So now there’s “Surface leather” “Physible” and “Squeet” The iconic quotes just keep coming
You're forgetting my favorite "Squirtis Conner"
I'm gonna Squeet
@Josh the Joshey Boii wait are you the josh who made the song?!?! Lmao
I'm absolutely here for the feisty grandma- "idk who brought home the bacon but I'm gonna fry it up in a pan" 😵🤣
(Also she's an old wealthy white lady. She certainly would have survived.)
Saw this movie for the first time two days ago and I just… ugh I have no words lol especially the end my gooood I was thinking the whole time “I don’t care if she’s Sabrina this ain’t normal” nice to know I wasn’t the only one😂