Netflix's Awful Christmas Movies

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  • Опубликовано: 1 янв 2025

Комментарии • 13 тыс.

  • @drewisgooden
    @drewisgooden  4 года назад +79967

    These movies killed so many of my brain cells that I forgot Emma Roberts’ name.

  • @zg2202
    @zg2202 4 года назад +8183

    Emma Watson, Emma Roberts, Emma Stone... enough to get confused

    • @Jlboynes
      @Jlboynes 4 года назад +240

      Emma thompson

    • @emilym9834
      @emilym9834 4 года назад +218

      emma nem the candy AND the rapper

    • @mundaneal
      @mundaneal 4 года назад +290

      Tom Holland, Tom Felton, Tom Hiddleston, Tom Hanks, Tom Cruise

    • @mundaneal
      @mundaneal 4 года назад +56

      @TylerWilhelm Hmm...how sure are we?

    • @lol-zr4iy
      @lol-zr4iy 4 года назад +6

      @@mundaneal not very sure...

  • @taracrane8629
    @taracrane8629 4 года назад +8851

    The entire High School Musical franchise is Vanessa Hudgens almost kissing someone but getting interrupted so none of this surprises me

    • @recluseren
      @recluseren 4 года назад +521

      she also had an occasional interest in science, tara 😤

    • @deanmoriarty6015
      @deanmoriarty6015 4 года назад +76

      but do you get it? and perhaps respect it?

    • @snartsnart2718
      @snartsnart2718 4 года назад +5

      lmao i forget the dudes name

    • @jeniferjoseph9200
      @jeniferjoseph9200 4 года назад +32

      Are you an old crane?

    • @erjkhwsoirhoesniu4715
      @erjkhwsoirhoesniu4715 4 года назад +14

      ✨ the entirety of that Movie franchise made me feel like I was high ngl ✨

  • @Erin-jp4lc
    @Erin-jp4lc 2 года назад +4308

    Did anybody else realize that the knight before Christmas is just the first Thor movie? Guy is about to become a higher rank of something (whether it be a knight or a king) but gets sent through space or time to modern day, gets run over by the love interest driving a car, everyone thinks he’s crazy because he’s talking about where he’s from, they go to a cafe to get breakfast where the guy is impressed by the new food he’s eating, asks for “another” but acts improperly. And we all know Loki shares characteristics with the hag.

    • @ellie_lewis09
      @ellie_lewis09 2 года назад +207

      this comment deserves so many more likes

    • @leech7354
      @leech7354 Год назад +72

      I noticed that too!

    • @-psilo-9071
      @-psilo-9071 Год назад +297

      I always forget the first thor movie is basically a romantic comedy lmao

    • @shivanipathak5380
      @shivanipathak5380 Год назад +85

      ​@@-psilo-9071 so is the most recent one, so it's kind of like a full circle.

    • @boredaf4151
      @boredaf4151 Год назад +114

      I Seriously though I was the only one who noticed. Especially the "Another Wench" Scene and having Vanessa's character put him in his place felt so familiar to me then I remembered it was so much like the diner scene from the first Thor Movie.

  • @billbill6094
    @billbill6094 4 года назад +5807

    Old Crone: sends knight 700 years into the future to find love
    Knight: Dies immediately from 700 years of evolving diseases he had no previous exposure to with an immune system weakened by malnourishment.

    • @samanthacolucci8595
      @samanthacolucci8595 4 года назад +244

      Omg I’m glad I’m not the only one who thought of that

    • @sSorche
      @sSorche 4 года назад +33

      That kinda reminds me of Tír na nÓg

    • @jonajo9757
      @jonajo9757 4 года назад +34

      But Knights ate good- :(

    • @graceh.9323
      @graceh.9323 4 года назад +392

      Also he wouldn’t be able to understand anyone cause he would have been speaking Middle English lmao

    • @halima974
      @halima974 4 года назад +20

      @@sSorche yes Irish ppl. Btw tìr na nÒg fav myth

  • @razbuten
    @razbuten 4 года назад +18937

    my wife and I watched holidate this weekend and pretty much every five minutes we would look at each other and one of us would ask if we should keep watching, and we kept deciding to give it another 5 minutes in case it got good.
    It never got good.

    • @AwwLivSos
      @AwwLivSos 4 года назад +650

      Wife? You mean the lady you live with, right?

    • @samanthaeijking6888
      @samanthaeijking6888 4 года назад +49

      My mother really loves this movie for some reason en wants to watch it with me. Is it really that bad?😅😅

    • @pau8154
      @pau8154 4 года назад +80

      I dont know why but I have to admit I loved that movie lol

    • @Nikolaj11
      @Nikolaj11 4 года назад +159

      @@AwwLivSos Nah, the dude misspelled "wifi" I too speak to my router when watching crappy films.

    • @RetroBeetle
      @RetroBeetle 4 года назад +18

      I guess watching 5 minutes at a time to find the good content is better than trying to fast -travel- forward to it.

  • @QueenJenniferTheGreat
    @QueenJenniferTheGreat 3 года назад +9117

    You forgot that now Netflix said that a knight for Christmas and a princess switch are in the same universe which means there's a 4th twin

    • @Lilyjem39
      @Lilyjem39 3 года назад +573

      WAIT WHAT

    • @notsoda08
      @notsoda08 3 года назад +775

      And then the Vanessa with Sir Cole has another twin who tries to steals him. And then those 2 twins meet up with the other 3 twins and there will be a biiiig mix up. Twinception

    • @SieMiezekatze
      @SieMiezekatze 3 года назад +118

      I wish they make another movie but with this universe :D

    • @infogames2724
      @infogames2724 3 года назад +32

      _the hag_

    • @aronastron9538
      @aronastron9538 3 года назад +215

      Then I wish Sir Cole brought her back to the past to provide an unnecessary explanation of why she’s a duchess in Princess Switch

  • @aricaine5024
    @aricaine5024 3 года назад +1584

    "Get away from those children, you share characteristics with the hag!" my favourite line holy shit

  • @Caeljharden
    @Caeljharden 4 года назад +45725

    Emma Watson is such a great actress. She plays the role of Emma Roberts flawlessly.

    • @babyyoda3860
      @babyyoda3860 4 года назад +313

      Lmao

    • @pickelproductions
      @pickelproductions 4 года назад +145

      IM DINNNNN

    • @howardparkes8787
      @howardparkes8787 4 года назад +664

      This is exactly what I was looking for 😂😂😂😂

    • @FrickingTaylor
      @FrickingTaylor 4 года назад +1107

      I was literally so confused I thought I was going crazy lol

    • @sadbutradd
      @sadbutradd 4 года назад +414

      omg i came to check the comments bc i thought i was hearing it wrong haha

  • @IreneRudnyk
    @IreneRudnyk 4 года назад +11778

    I also loved "The Chess Show" and "The Stranger Kids"

    • @joshuagraham3
      @joshuagraham3 4 года назад +31

      Ok

    • @graygoan8181
      @graygoan8181 4 года назад +417

      Queens gambit is very good tho

    • @devilfruitenjoyer2930
      @devilfruitenjoyer2930 4 года назад +269

      Can't forget the Strolling Undead

    • @sophiaanna7458
      @sophiaanna7458 4 года назад +78

      Queens Gambet and Stranger things was pretty good i think

    • @gooci6907
      @gooci6907 4 года назад +134

      Queens gambit is literally just chess drugs and orphans

  • @RJLiams
    @RJLiams 4 года назад +2986

    There's also another common thread. Every single protagonist is extremely rich, working a clearly low paying job, and constantly complain they're life sucks.

    • @eilivulv
      @eilivulv 4 года назад

      @Pete Harrison ruclips.net/video/m9lVLvAlKxg/видео.html

    • @myusername1385
      @myusername1385 4 года назад +161

      you have no idea how hard it is to work 60 hours a YEAR just to have enough money to keep my fountains working, i just wish i had a prince to give me even more money

    • @madeniquevanwyk
      @madeniquevanwyk 4 года назад +100

      They want the protagonist to be relatable but still actually have money bc the poor aesthetic is not the best choice for a movie, and also it's kinda a bummer. So you simultaneously want that life, house and neighborhood but also ""connect"" with the main character 🤦🤦🤦🤦 lovely isn't it?

    • @findparadise
      @findparadise 4 года назад +41

      Or they're always ~too independent and ambitious~ for a relationship

    • @David-jn1gg
      @David-jn1gg 4 года назад +1

      @@findparadise preachhh, you're cute though

  • @princerufioh
    @princerufioh 2 года назад +3849

    i love how sir coles accent just... disappears when he starts talking "modern" like every british person died in 1776

    • @landanross2966
      @landanross2966 2 года назад +170

      Hey man, Cole is a social chameleon. Only reason he does weird medieval things on occasion is because obviously Vanessa hudgins thinks it’s cute

    • @crowtservo
      @crowtservo Год назад +138

      If he were really from the 14th century, he would speak Middle English not just modern English with a British accent. They’d probably be able to eventually understand each other.

    • @s0ggy_s0cks
      @s0ggy_s0cks Год назад +32

      they didn't?

    • @comet1269
      @comet1269 Год назад +37

      ​@i.m.warner-santos1321 yeah, we Brits pretend to be real but we're actually all just putting on fake accents

    • @thatredfox813
      @thatredfox813 Год назад +13

      I wish they did

  • @patception8722
    @patception8722 4 года назад +7347

    If there isn’t a third Princess Switched movie called The Princess Switch: The Switchening that reveals that there are actually hundreds of Vanessa Hudgens’ clones because all of them are actually part of an elaborate experiment then I’m going to be very disappointed.

  • @maryagnes3169
    @maryagnes3169 4 года назад +2620

    Are we going to ignore the fact that in A Knight Before Christmas Vanessa Hudgens literally got Cole for Christmas?

    • @SmaugsAccount
      @SmaugsAccount 4 года назад +79

      Well played

    • @donaldoconner
      @donaldoconner 4 года назад +90

      That has to be the reason they named him that

    • @BradenCarlisle
      @BradenCarlisle 4 года назад +153

      I also love that he's Sir Cole (Circle) of the Round Table.

    • @vicky248123
      @vicky248123 4 года назад +59

      @@BradenCarlisle I take back every bad thing I've ever said about this movie. That's brilliant

    • @patrickisdumb404
      @patrickisdumb404 2 месяца назад +7

      @@BradenCarlislemaybe this movie isn’t that bad

  • @ollkorrect1
    @ollkorrect1 4 года назад +11607

    The dumbest part is that his name is Sir Cole and he’s not a knight yet

    • @sheepdogsongss8189
      @sheepdogsongss8189 4 года назад +1223

      sir is his first name

    • @joliemarietrahar8027
      @joliemarietrahar8027 4 года назад +352

      he has been knighted but he isnt a "true knight"

    • @wil7216
      @wil7216 4 года назад +1327

      his name is literally circle

    • @VarounsVlogs
      @VarounsVlogs 4 года назад +123

      @@wil7216 these comments had me dying laughing 🤣

    • @rossgoosen7269
      @rossgoosen7269 4 года назад +273

      Or the fact that they wouldn’t use the term “1300s” as the Gregorian calendar wasn’t used at the time

  • @sarahwinters6052
    @sarahwinters6052 2 года назад +1193

    the most unrealistic part of this movie is not the time travel, but the fact that a middle school teacher has a GUEST house

    • @anahand4137
      @anahand4137 Год назад +81

      And a different really nice coat for every day (including a fur one)

    • @thirteenfury
      @thirteenfury Год назад +22

      Maybe she works at one of those private prep schools where you have to be interviewed to get in?

    • @yourluckynumber7
      @yourluckynumber7 11 месяцев назад +44

      Probably comes from wealth, considering that her other doppelgangers are royalty.

    • @jeanettelori1439
      @jeanettelori1439 6 месяцев назад +5

      i mean my middle school teachers were in a poor area and made six figures...

    • @pole8740
      @pole8740 3 месяца назад +9

      @@jeanettelori1439 ws his name walter white?

  • @maliby93
    @maliby93 4 года назад +7586

    Netflix's goal is to ultimately create a universe filled with medieval knights dating several Vanessa Hudgens

  • @Not_Soundwave
    @Not_Soundwave 4 года назад +2339

    "She's not the princess of Britain, she just is British. It doesn't make sense."
    Welcome to European royalty.

    • @plants_before_people5329
      @plants_before_people5329 4 года назад +78

      In the Netherlands we have an Argentinian queen, so yeah

    • @juicysatsumabeauty
      @juicysatsumabeauty 4 года назад +25

      Lorenzo Honer People marry people who were born in other countries. Weird I know.

    • @plants_before_people5329
      @plants_before_people5329 4 года назад +42

      @@juicysatsumabeauty sure, I don't have a problem with it, it's just something that happens more with royal families. They're known for marrying royal people or important people from other countries, partly to strengthen relation between those countries

    • @bread6052
      @bread6052 4 года назад +11

      @@plants_before_people5329 “they’re known for marrying royals” I think you missed maybe 50% of the royal family partner criteria...
      Is there a word for European Alabama or is it multi national? Asking for a friend...

    • @NKuijlaars
      @NKuijlaars 4 года назад +2

      @@bread6052 Norfolk is also a safe bet in the UK

  • @rampion1228
    @rampion1228 3 года назад +9200

    The romantic chemistry between the old crone and the knight brother at the end is too intense for the sequel to not be about them falling in love in the future

    • @sophzillaaa
      @sophzillaaa 3 года назад +295

      the old crone is Venessa Hudgens but she just shares similar characteristics to the hag.

    • @rampion1228
      @rampion1228 3 года назад +287

      @@sophzillaaa I’m just waiting for movie #4 when we finally see this hag person for ourselves. I hope she looks like Vanessa hudgesons

    • @sophzillaaa
      @sophzillaaa 3 года назад +108

      @@rampion1228 yeah if its Zac Effron imma be pretty disappointed

    • @themasterprocrastinator4933
      @themasterprocrastinator4933 3 года назад +139

      @@sophzillaaa EVERYONE IS SECRETLY VANESSA HUDGENS

    • @infogames2724
      @infogames2724 3 года назад +7

      _the hag_

  • @julianasutliff1171
    @julianasutliff1171 3 года назад +1248

    Obsessed with the fact that he refers to princess and the pauper rather than prince and the pauper. The impact Barbie has. Unmatched.

    • @nastassjaminson5040
      @nastassjaminson5040 Год назад +96

      i forgot about the prince and the pauper 😭

    • @jimmymushrooms420
      @jimmymushrooms420 9 месяцев назад +83

      wait its the PRINCE and the pauper??????

    • @emilylouise620
      @emilylouise620 9 месяцев назад +92

      ​@@jimmymushrooms420The Prince and the pauper is originally a novel! That's what the barbie movie is based on :)

    • @hnichole
      @hnichole 6 месяцев назад +32

      @@jimmymushrooms420 Yes, the story is originally a novel by Mark Twain (same author who wrote the Tom Sawyer & Huck Finn novels, believe it or not).

    • @jimmymushrooms420
      @jimmymushrooms420 6 месяцев назад +18

      @@emilylouise620 that's actually pretty neat! I'll see if my local library has it since I'm pretty sure they have the barbie movie as well. Always fun to make comparisons :3

  • @thebestever2129
    @thebestever2129 4 года назад +33899

    the ultimate Christmas movie will be written and produced by Vanessa Hudgens, and she will play every single character.

  • @MsDefectiveToaster
    @MsDefectiveToaster 4 года назад +12605

    They call her "old crone" to differentiate her from all the young crones running around medieval England

    • @annierebeccaa
      @annierebeccaa 3 года назад +695

      “Which crone?”
      “The old one”

    • @bodaciousdoggo8971
      @bodaciousdoggo8971 3 года назад +462

      Middle age crone

    • @gloglee7463
      @gloglee7463 3 года назад +445

      infant crones, fetus crones.
      a baby is born and the doctor is like "it's a crone!"

    • @seauqis
      @seauqis 3 года назад +176

      Teenage crone

    • @rhat4047
      @rhat4047 3 года назад +136

      @2d fighter fan probably only a few. Life expectancy was short

  • @rainbowlemniscate2761
    @rainbowlemniscate2761 3 года назад +14238

    Sir Cole threatening to brutally dismember a pickpocket and then the police immediately offering him a job is damning evidence that we do, in fact, live in a society.

    • @sophzillaaa
      @sophzillaaa 3 года назад +412

      then Vannessa Hudgens has a joker arc

    • @infogames2724
      @infogames2724 3 года назад +35

      _the hag_

    • @goncalodinisantunes
      @goncalodinisantunes 3 года назад +10

      fds

    • @arolemaprarath6615
      @arolemaprarath6615 3 года назад +364

      Also, the irony is that the knight was set to be from 13th century England and spoke perfect modern Shakesperean English.
      Never knew England already spoke modern English in the 13th century.
      That era, there was the Middle English which sounds like a German trying to speak French. Also, England at the time, the royals, nobles, knights and other educated elites exclusively spoke French, which means, that English knight should be speaking French which he didn't.
      So many historical innacuracy.

    • @blessedcocoa5729
      @blessedcocoa5729 3 года назад +111

      @@arolemaprarath6615 You are one of my favourite type of people.

  • @doctor-aesthetic
    @doctor-aesthetic Год назад +412

    First off, love that Old Crone looks like an elderly instagram model. Second, love that they actually went and named a knight "Circle". I can't believe I agonize so much when I name characters, and these writers went with "Sir Cole" and called it a day.
    Edit: Also, I love that Santa looks exactly like Glenn Close as the Boo Box guy in Hook.

    • @PeterHunterHouse
      @PeterHunterHouse Год назад +41

      Oh my god😭😭 “circle” that’s so fucking funny

  • @deconyus3412
    @deconyus3412 4 года назад +6042

    “You share characteristics with “/The Hag/“” is my new go to insult

    • @infogames2724
      @infogames2724 3 года назад +80

      _the hag_

    • @nohintshere
      @nohintshere 3 года назад +19

      unrelated but i love your ff pfp

    • @sophzillaaa
      @sophzillaaa 3 года назад +6

      SAME

    • @mistaguido288
      @mistaguido288 3 года назад +36

      I thought that said like hag but the h is a f 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔

    • @Bionicbutter43
      @Bionicbutter43 3 года назад +13

      Foo fighters my beloved

  • @erinlafleche
    @erinlafleche 4 года назад +2841

    The funniest part of all this to me, is that they could not have chosen a more conventionally attractive older woman to play a character that is literally called the "Old Crone". Like, all they did was put some dirt on her face and were like, "Guess she's ugly now."

    • @audreyxx8311
      @audreyxx8311 4 года назад +213

      bro I was thinking about that for awhile her hair should be matted and she shouldn't look so photogenic if 'crone' is what they wanted

    • @annierebeccaa
      @annierebeccaa 3 года назад +263

      Hot crone

    • @jakerockznoodles
      @jakerockznoodles 3 года назад +118

      Radiates Gilf energy

    • @josie3221
      @josie3221 3 года назад +42

      Crones aren’t necessarily ugly but I see your point

    • @annierebeccaa
      @annierebeccaa 3 года назад +2

      @Swag Monke yes

  • @Jo-kh9km
    @Jo-kh9km 4 года назад +529

    Fun fact, there's no special effects in these movies, Vanessa Hudgens has just mastered shadow clone jutsu

  • @aquatiger8
    @aquatiger8 2 года назад +3214

    you cannot convince me that Vanessa Hudgens didn't sign up to do all those Christmas movies because she wanted to kiss a bunch of semi-attractive men

    • @DrDolan2000
      @DrDolan2000 2 года назад +164

      Semi-attractive? Well, either way, I can't say I blame her. I would work hard if it meant kissing a bunch of women

    • @aquatiger8
      @aquatiger8 2 года назад +242

      @@DrDolan2000 the semi-attractive part is my own assessment of them, as I don't really find any of their looks compelling 😅 but these movies seem convinced that they're all the pinnacle of attractiveness

    • @HopeIsADrug11037
      @HopeIsADrug11037 2 года назад +60

      i don't blame her 💀

    • @aquatiger8
      @aquatiger8 2 года назад +118

      @@HopeIsADrug11037 if I could finesse a role where I get to play 3 different women who can kiss Tom Huddleston, Chris Pine, or Chris Hemsworth, I would totally do the same thing 👀😂

    • @alyssa01825
      @alyssa01825 2 года назад +30

      @@aquatiger8 for me it would be leo dicaprio, evan peters, and henry cavill/chris evans

  • @yoitsvinny
    @yoitsvinny 4 года назад +2341

    I was listening, and not watching, when Drew said “Emma Watson” instead of “Emma Roberts” and I thought “Damn, Hallmark got that Emma Watson money?”

    • @Fezzikx
      @Fezzikx 4 года назад +47

      You know, I wouldn't even been surprised if they did....

    • @fartbarrels7421
      @fartbarrels7421 4 года назад +12

      the main character at the end looks like vikki from little italy

    • @nataliejoseph2163
      @nataliejoseph2163 4 года назад +29

      @@fartbarrels7421 that’s because it is her it’s the same actress, Emma roberts

    • @dementis93
      @dementis93 4 года назад +9

      I'm glad I saw this comment, I was so confused when he didn't correct himself 😭

    • @tastycar
      @tastycar 4 года назад +2

      I was very confused for a second

  • @erynnesorrell4743
    @erynnesorrell4743 4 года назад +3389

    Me: "Mom, can I have Emma Watson?"
    Mom: "No, we have Emma Watson at home"
    *Emma Watson at home:* 14:48

  • @zofiamiedziejko1494
    @zofiamiedziejko1494 4 года назад +1171

    "Is there gonna be a whole universe?" Yes, Drew. It's already here. Characters from the Christmas Prince trilogy appear in the Princess Switch 2. It's all set in motion. The tiny cog wheels are turning. You cannot stop it. There's no return.

    • @L_ser_
      @L_ser_ 4 года назад +7

      I swear to god if Netflix has a whole other subscription for just Christmas movies I’m going to cry

    • @ijornhribrudkrvir
      @ijornhribrudkrvir 4 года назад +35

      I want a final movie in the universe where everyone is vanessa Hudgens

    • @jjwang7597
      @jjwang7597 4 года назад +32

      @@ijornhribrudkrvir “Christmas Princess: into the Vanessa-verse”

    • @Danbo22987
      @Danbo22987 4 года назад +6

      I can't wait until Vanessa Hudgens plays Thanos

    • @shinyjubilee
      @shinyjubilee 4 года назад +13

      Also the kingdom in the Christmas Prince is mentioned in the Knight Before Christmas. It's all connected

  • @charlotteg1543
    @charlotteg1543 3 года назад +4809

    "Ew, have I ever dated my handsome best friend? NO...... I like edward"
    Drew just described the plot of twilight
    Edit: woah, this is definitely the most likes i’ve ever gotten, thanks guys

  • @mirandak7242
    @mirandak7242 4 года назад +1128

    "you see, Sir Cole, here in 2019, we don't call women wenches. We merely imply that they are one" 💀

    • @thesleepydot
      @thesleepydot 4 года назад +14

      😭😭😭 gold

    • @kaitlin9288
      @kaitlin9288 4 года назад +21

      "Sir Cole, you're being problematic"

  • @alicearias2876
    @alicearias2876 4 года назад +9679

    Petition for Drew, Danny, and Kurtis to write, direct, and star in their own Hallmark Christmas movie

    • @iloveyouhoneybunny
      @iloveyouhoneybunny 4 года назад +524

      and play all the characters

    • @alicearias2876
      @alicearias2876 4 года назад +515

      And it’s a musical

    • @sierrafarnum9689
      @sierrafarnum9689 4 года назад +259

      Wait actually tho this is such a good fucking idea

    • @kfea82
      @kfea82 4 года назад +307

      a christmas love triangle

    • @poosnort7806
      @poosnort7806 4 года назад +74

      @@kfea82 oh my god... YES

  • @charlotte-hb7jg
    @charlotte-hb7jg 4 года назад +1662

    now i know why vanessa said “yea people will die” there’s THREE of her. if she dies NOTHING HAPPENS

  • @bunny5728
    @bunny5728 2 года назад +374

    There can only be 1 Emma in Hollywood now: they all must brawl over the name.

    • @crimsonstrykr
      @crimsonstrykr Год назад +2

      I wanna know what your pfp is

    • @bunny5728
      @bunny5728 9 месяцев назад

      @@crimsonstrykr weeb shit

  • @ej6975
    @ej6975 4 года назад +2035

    The term “Emma Watson’s sister cheats on her husband with King Batch” hit me like a bus and I don’t think I’ll ever fully recover

    • @zervaniii
      @zervaniii 4 года назад +17

      LMAO I WISH I DIDNT READ THIS

    • @ej6975
      @ej6975 4 года назад +8

      @@zervaniii bro I wish I didn’t hear it 😭

    • @zervaniii
      @zervaniii 4 года назад +8

      @@ej6975 I didn't finish watching the video and reading that gave me more reasons LMAO I - 😭💀

    • @vastava
      @vastava 4 года назад +122

      the funniest part is that it's literally Emma Roberts

    • @mollyfoxxx
      @mollyfoxxx 4 года назад +47

      But it wasn’t “Emma Watson” who cheated on her husband with King Bach, it was Emma Robert’s’ aunt, (not Julia Roberts.)

  • @ma_kenz
    @ma_kenz 4 года назад +1719

    “He’s like if a blank piece of paper was a person” is *chef’s kiss*

    • @fandomgirl8928
      @fandomgirl8928 4 года назад +3

      That was one of the best parts and it was hella true

    • @ej6975
      @ej6975 4 года назад +12

      If he was a spice he’d be baking soda

    • @maryteodosio2776
      @maryteodosio2776 4 года назад +1

      😩🤌

    • @T_Lewis
      @T_Lewis 7 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@ej6975 Wouldn't that imply that he's useful in multiple different circumstances?

  • @avamurphy5485
    @avamurphy5485 4 года назад +2729

    "Starring Dolly Parten, as a glowing hobo"
    I cant 💀

    • @elk1827
      @elk1827 3 года назад +27

      I forgot that was a thing, so I read this and was like “Wait wat?”

    • @MileyCyclops
      @MileyCyclops 3 года назад +75

      A glow-bo, if you will. 😬 I am sorry. I will show myself the door.

    • @serenacain2162
      @serenacain2162 3 года назад +1

      😂😂😂

    • @infogames2724
      @infogames2724 3 года назад +3

      _the hag_

  • @erinw.9256
    @erinw.9256 3 года назад +240

    Wasn’t Thor hit by Jane’s car, demands another drink aggressively, and gets confused as a crazy amnesiac who thought he was the Norse God of Thunder in the first Thor movie?

    • @Heather-ip8sd
      @Heather-ip8sd Год назад +19

      If u think ab it the amount of times Loki shows up over and over after dying again and again is pretty similar to Vanessa Hudgens being able to come back and play every character over and over in more than 2 films

    • @erinw.9256
      @erinw.9256 Год назад +15

      @@Heather-ip8sd
      Dude these people are trying to remake the Thor movies with Vannessa Hudgins 😱😱😱

  • @Colombogringo96
    @Colombogringo96 4 года назад +15244

    Man, Emma Watson sure has changed a lot!

    • @penelopeh5276
      @penelopeh5276 4 года назад +523

      That had me very confused for a bit

    • @jk8352
      @jk8352 4 года назад +303

      missgirl emma roberts didnt deserve this

    • @jamesminett9717
      @jamesminett9717 4 года назад +240

      I was so confused that I actually had to look the movie up too check what actor it was

    • @hereseangoes
      @hereseangoes 4 года назад +140

      To be fair I get them confused all the time. Even in this video I thought he was talking about the Harry Potter one, but then it was the other Emma and I thought to myself "I guess I still don't know which is which." There are too many celebrities and they all have names. Can't nobody remember that much.

    • @Hannah-vq4cz
      @Hannah-vq4cz 4 года назад +1

      Hjsbkahdjsjs

  • @terrylovesyogurt5983
    @terrylovesyogurt5983 4 года назад +538

    What got me about The Knight Before Christmas is that “Sir Cole” just sounds like CIRCLE. I can’t unhear it and I think about it twice a week

    • @abijahlevi937
      @abijahlevi937 4 года назад +20

      Lolllll, I thought his name was just circle for a good bit☠️🤦

    • @PeaceLoveMagic501
      @PeaceLoveMagic501 4 года назад +2

      Lmao I'm so happy there are people like me 😂

    • @madhubtsarmy8515
      @madhubtsarmy8515 4 года назад +4

      OMG!!!!... As in circle ⭕of life.... That's why he came back for her 🤟😍......

    • @WalkmanWillWalkAllOverYou
      @WalkmanWillWalkAllOverYou Месяц назад

      *Me with that Knowledge:* **Thinks of the Post-Malone Circles Music Video**

  • @KarunaSatoriASMR
    @KarunaSatoriASMR 4 года назад +3978

    You’re literally the only thing my husband and I can agree to watch during dinner some days , ... we tweeted ours.

  • @cocoa1019
    @cocoa1019 3 года назад +4475

    I love how the movie ignores how blatantly sexist/racist Sir Cole would have been if this actually happened.

    • @bofthesea4730
      @bofthesea4730 2 года назад +491

      @@FinalFantasyIXIIII it’d depend on where he’s from, London in the medieval period was actually fairly multicultural. A lot of people from North Africa and Persia wound up in England due to the crusades, proto-slavery, and some staying behind after the Roman invasions. Cole’s views on Black and Middle Eastern people would depend heavily on where in England he lived, and his class growing up. Though, he probably wouldn’t have ever seen an East Asian person before, and definitely not a Native American or Australian. So his reactions to them are the ones you really have to worry about.

    • @bofthesea4730
      @bofthesea4730 2 года назад +145

      ​@@FinalFantasyIXIIII yeah, that's about what i meant. i tagged you more to agree with you than anything, just to say that even if he had met black and middle eastern people he wouldn't have encountered a ton of non-white people. his reactions would probably be a little alienating to people he met, but he wouldn't have all the implicit biases and stereotypes that we do today, so i think he'd just be super hit or miss

    • @ironwraith852
      @ironwraith852 2 года назад +122

      I can’t believe you didn’t include how much he would want to set fire to gay people. My favorite part of the Middle Ages.
      I’m Kidding, I have no idea whether they did that or not.
      1700’s though.....

    • @bebbapik8908
      @bebbapik8908 2 года назад +47

      Though it surely is easier to convince ourselves our generation is revolutionary and the one to break the one thousand year old chain of sexism, that concept was only introduced with the napoleonic treatis on societal classes, or maybe the only official one idk

    • @shadowdecidueye
      @shadowdecidueye 2 года назад +40

      I'm not so sure about Racist, I'm not sure he even knew about other races since Europe didn't start exploring until after the Renaissance not before, and even if he did, racism came in a bit later that once Europe knew about races

  • @jsnpolar
    @jsnpolar 4 года назад +1186

    ah yes, the classic “friends with benefits but without the benefits and also they’re not friends”

    • @grace.c1521
      @grace.c1521 4 года назад +31

      So they’re just ‘there’.

    • @Catyy5
      @Catyy5 4 года назад +1

      My favourite movie trope

    • @zoozoo24
      @zoozoo24 4 года назад +6

      just like
      Jeremy "app guy" renner

    • @pringlescan81
      @pringlescan81 4 года назад

      my life finally getting the movie it deserved

    • @MrWiki2
      @MrWiki2 4 года назад +1

      thats me and my crush!!

  • @TokidokiTraveller
    @TokidokiTraveller 4 года назад +3682

    Holidate made me so angry and hearing you rant about it was so satisfying, thank you

    • @junlia6081
      @junlia6081 4 года назад +9

      Hi Emma 👋I love your videos!Can't believe i found u here haha

    • @cannedbread3829
      @cannedbread3829 4 года назад +30

      that movie fucking sucked so bad

    • @WisteriaBerlitz
      @WisteriaBerlitz 4 года назад +3

      Wasn't expecting to see you here Emma 😃

    • @birdeynamnam
      @birdeynamnam 4 года назад +9

      I watched like 30 mins with my fam, but had to walk away...

    • @Adehasswagg
      @Adehasswagg 4 года назад

      Right: ruclips.net/video/67g-Waeale8/видео.html

  • @gavinl.2953
    @gavinl.2953 4 года назад +632

    I didn’t expect the line, “Emma’s sister cheats on her husband with King Bach” to make me die laughing

  • @Powerman293
    @Powerman293 3 года назад +215

    Not gonna a lie, the idea of a Knight having to go to the future to complete his quest sounds like a badass idea for a premise. But it's used for setup of a crappy rom com.

  • @arielle5137
    @arielle5137 4 года назад +1350

    ...the most unrealistic thing about that movie would be that cole survived more than five minutes in 2019 without dying of every modern disease, and then him returning back and killing the entire village.

    • @pseudonymous9153
      @pseudonymous9153 2 года назад +1

      Were there actually that many new contagious diseases between Middle Ages Europe and pre-COVID America?

    • @tigercors3308
      @tigercors3308 2 года назад +4

      @@pseudonymous9153 the flu would probably fuck him up

    • @dyamondwomack549
      @dyamondwomack549 2 года назад +6

      He's from the medieval times they would preform sugery AWAKE I think he would survive

    • @snoovian7951
      @snoovian7951 2 года назад +30

      ​@@dyamondwomack549 it's not a point about toughness or not being able to take the pain, it's the fact every modern day human has ancestors with immunities to diseases that caught and overcome, therefore protecting the modern day humans and causing the disease to "die out". cole has none of this protection, making his immune system incredibly weak to most modern day diseases. when he returned ti his village he would also spread those diseases to equally vulnerable people too, likely killing them.

    • @Chalcolum
      @Chalcolum 2 года назад +14

      @@snoovian7951 You got the right idea, but not in the right place. It's not humans that developed resistances, it's bacteria. And they're also more aggressive now.
      My man would probably pick up a staph or a strep and provoke the 2nd Black Plague lmao

  • @MandRproductions
    @MandRproductions 4 года назад +4896

    NASA HQ with some budget cuts lately

    • @achannel8300
      @achannel8300 4 года назад +29

      Hey mandr! I didnt know u watch drew!!

    • @Krowbatt
      @Krowbatt 4 года назад +5

      O he

    • @guppy9161
      @guppy9161 4 года назад +4

      What

    • @M0no
      @M0no 4 года назад +8

      Thanks for the 501st battlepack!

    • @tree9157
      @tree9157 4 года назад +5

      Ask Mandr, Do you watch Danny Gonzalez too?

  • @tylerkochman1007
    @tylerkochman1007 4 года назад +860

    He didn't even address the "Chicago" hat they made Vanessa wear to signify that her character is from Chicago

    • @dreamlikewooz
      @dreamlikewooz 4 года назад +16

      @@joshroehl6098 damn, it’d be a real shame if all your comments were reported for unwanted commercial content and spam

    • @Adehasswagg
      @Adehasswagg 4 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/67g-Waeale8/видео.html

  • @buckybarnes1342
    @buckybarnes1342 3 года назад +397

    Unlike most people, I watch grown men complain and tear apart Christmas movies instead of actually watching said movies

    • @JoF999
      @JoF999 22 дня назад

      Valid.

  • @tylerkochman1007
    @tylerkochman1007 4 года назад +1590

    I'm sorry. Emma Roberts, Kristin Chenowith, King Bach, and Alex Moffat were in a movie together? What random casting.

    • @Morgan_W
      @Morgan_W 4 года назад +52

      I thought the same thing 😂 it’s like they really went for the top shelf with Kristen, then settled for some people they didn’t have to pay as much because they blew their whole paycheck budget on Kristen.

    • @bluecollarmenproductions
      @bluecollarmenproductions 4 года назад +16

      Emma Watson !!!!

    • @marudicecosas
      @marudicecosas 4 года назад +28

      Also the one that cheats on her husband is Arizona from Grey's Anatomy hahahah

    • @hit_the_luddy
      @hit_the_luddy 4 года назад +19

      You forgot Ryan Gosling

    • @akguvercin8981
      @akguvercin8981 4 года назад +3

      @@marudicecosas who cheated on her wife on the show 😬

  • @IamWickedlyAmazing
    @IamWickedlyAmazing 4 года назад +1145

    I genuinely thought him calling emma roberts emma watson was a joke ADHJSJJKLSJF

    • @saumyasharma6790
      @saumyasharma6790 4 года назад +8

      Wasn't it though?? 😂

    • @ilovecairns5181
      @ilovecairns5181 4 года назад +4

      It was a joke...

    • @IamWickedlyAmazing
      @IamWickedlyAmazing 4 года назад +12

      @@ilovecairns5181 his pinned comment implies that it was a mistake

    • @ajbasc
      @ajbasc 4 года назад +26

      @cursedcommenter i don't think its suppose to make it funnier.t it just shows some emotion

    • @mybeansarecooler
      @mybeansarecooler 4 года назад +7

      @cursedcommenter it's to symbolize confusion/surprise/etc, it can also be a sub for "lmao"

  • @thawunk1056
    @thawunk1056 4 года назад +653

    “He asks him to join the force after he uses excessive force on a teenager. This movie is more realistic than I thought!”
    Best line ever

    • @saumyasharma6790
      @saumyasharma6790 4 года назад +16

      Also "I've set a reminder so that I can get notified when it's time for me to cancel my subscription" 😂

    • @iwantsexseemyvideo3336
      @iwantsexseemyvideo3336 4 года назад

      @@saumyasharma6790 ❤️❤️

    • @Ellieeeeeee124
      @Ellieeeeeee124 4 года назад +3

      drew said acab

  • @cookiesam321
    @cookiesam321 2 года назад +158

    Congratulations, Drew! This video made my Dad say “I think I’ll subscribe. He seems like a bright young man”

    • @bb_creams
      @bb_creams 11 месяцев назад +7

      dad approved??? omg drew made it!

  • @mochijellybean
    @mochijellybean 4 года назад +1478

    i’m a lil disappointed that you didn’t talk about how vanessa did 4 accents in the first princess switch movie as stacy, margaret, stacy-as-margaret, and margaret-as-stacy - all impressively had different accents.

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 4 года назад +12

      It's weird indeed. Everywhere I comment, people tell me how much they love me and my videos. Sometimes it is annoying. But right now it would be okay. So say something nice about my content, dear mia

    • @iamnothere700
      @iamnothere700 4 года назад +130

      Her British accent was awful but I will give her credit for making it sound harder to do for each character I guess

    • @car7862
      @car7862 4 года назад +15

      @@AxxLAfriku O-okay

    • @kirah2602
      @kirah2602 4 года назад +45

      none of them were good though, they all sounded like an American trying badly to do a British accent.

    • @ez-lh4rn
      @ez-lh4rn 4 года назад +4

      @@AxxLAfriku shut up

  • @cmcauley15
    @cmcauley15 4 года назад +675

    they really missed a mark by not saying “A Christmoose Miracle”

    • @pooberyt8093
      @pooberyt8093 4 года назад +4

      I would like the comment but its at 69 soooooo...

    • @decalcomon_
      @decalcomon_ 4 года назад +6

      "a christmas moosical" and it is also a musical

  • @AmbitionMusic
    @AmbitionMusic 4 года назад +3466

    KLAUS IS A MUST WATCH

    • @jasleen7776
      @jasleen7776 4 года назад +130

      Its a beautiful movie ❤

    • @odellelottering9375
      @odellelottering9375 4 года назад +108

      I agree. I'm hesitant to watch Christmas movies but we watched it the other day and it was really really good

    • @KALAPANAPOCHIHANALEI
      @KALAPANAPOCHIHANALEI 4 года назад +48

      I loved this movie

    • @Really_Ryland
      @Really_Ryland 4 года назад +109

      The animation is absolutely stunning and it has so much heart like holy shit. 10/10

    • @ingelouisaa
      @ingelouisaa 4 года назад +35

      i cried so much, its amazing

  • @shawn.spencer
    @shawn.spencer 3 года назад +149

    Wait if "crone" means "old woman" and in the movie they call her "old crone" then isn't that basically like calling her "old old woman"?

    • @priyze
      @priyze Год назад +6

      this was the first thought i had lmao

    • @stephgreen3070
      @stephgreen3070 Год назад +5

      “MAN! I’m not a woman. I’m a man…and I’m not old. I’m 37.”

    • @nonameless2
      @nonameless2 8 месяцев назад +3

      Chai tea has entered the chat

    • @HappyBunBoi
      @HappyBunBoi 5 месяцев назад +1

      I think in this case, 'old' is used to emphasize her age. Similar to calling someone an 'evil villain.' The words have similar meanings, so the adjective is used as a way to indicate that the knight is referring to more to her age than her gender. So, at least in my interpretation, it is more like her is calling her an *_old_* woman. This is just my guess tho lol.

    • @treebit
      @treebit 2 месяца назад +1

      not really, it's similar to saying "little baby", the "little" (or "old") doesn't reiterate the characteristic that the noun implies, but rather emphasizes it

  • @patienceholmes841
    @patienceholmes841 4 года назад +3968

    Ok but the Christmas knight is literally a Thor/Jane rip off. Guy in armour gets displaced, is hit by a car with a pretty girl driving. Girl takes him to the hospital, doctors say he’s loopy. Guy talks in old English and is weird and doesn’t understand the world. Girl feels bad and let’s him stay at her house. Guy yells inappropriately in a diner. Guy and girl fall in love.

    • @isabellalexic
      @isabellalexic 4 года назад +296

      literally a christmas thor ripoff

    • @darchocla
      @darchocla 4 года назад +439

      When he yells inappropriately in a diner 😍😍

    • @tashamwansa1885
      @tashamwansa1885 4 года назад +35

      @@darchocla yeah 😍😍

    • @bubblie_sweetiemahtab2066
      @bubblie_sweetiemahtab2066 4 года назад +84

      Yes and also a little bit from Enchanted

    • @reviewersuniverse
      @reviewersuniverse 4 года назад +130

      The diner yell at 8:22 feels so much a ripoff of the line “That’s good. Another!” From Thor.

  • @mariana619
    @mariana619 4 года назад +227

    95% of the comments are now "That's Emma Roberts", no guys, that's actually Vanessa Hudgens disguised as Emma Roberts pretending to be Emma Watson starring Emma Stone as the love interest written and produced by the evil Vanessa Hudgens with a british accent.

  • @thebrideofghostface
    @thebrideofghostface 4 года назад +440

    What's annoying is the idea of some dude from the 1300s having to adapt to 2019 is actually a great premise for a movie, and they failed so badly.

    • @fusetunes
      @fusetunes 4 года назад +35

      kate and leopold and thor are like better versions of this plot, i’d watch those instead

    • @jonajo9757
      @jonajo9757 4 года назад +24

      Even worse, they gave him accurate looking armor

    • @mandark1727
      @mandark1727 4 года назад +17

      Kdramas have done it several times...I cant say they've perfected it, either, but if you're into an isekai kind of genre...🙃

    • @talkingtadpole3001
      @talkingtadpole3001 4 года назад +28

      90% of the movie would be him trying to figure out how to communicate with us. Being from the 1300s, he would have spoken Middle English and our English would be completely unintelligible to him.

    • @unicorncurry317
      @unicorncurry317 4 года назад +3

      the character isn't from the 1300s but American Pickle nailed it

  • @marzizzo
    @marzizzo 2 года назад +50

    when im in a really bad depression and there's nothing I can do to ground myself or even just feel okay enough to not sleep all day, I watch Drew's videos. i don't know what it is about them, but sometimes i will sit in a dark room all day and just watch his channel and it honestly keeps me going. i don't know what i would do if i didn't have these videos. thank you drew.

    • @SpookyBnuy
      @SpookyBnuy 5 месяцев назад +1

      doing the same here Drew is just that good and cool I suppose

  • @finnyoak
    @finnyoak 4 года назад +4601

    Drew: Starring Emma Watson
    Movie: *stars Emma Roberts*
    Me: Now wait just a minute...

    • @CptPatrik
      @CptPatrik 4 года назад +211

      He even said it multiple times

    • @heejinators7342
      @heejinators7342 4 года назад +89

      YEAH lmaooo I was looking for this comment

    • @kylasbitch
      @kylasbitch 4 года назад +123

      Right?! I was like I didn't know Emma Watson was doing shit like this now

    • @nelipotnefelibata
      @nelipotnefelibata 4 года назад +11

      I was looking for this comment lol

    • @heidie496
      @heidie496 4 года назад +109

      DUDE I WAS SO CONFUSED THE ENTIRE TIME BECAUSE I FORGOT WHO EMMA ROBERTS WAS AND I WAS LIKE WHY DOES HE KEEP SAYING THIS RANDOM WHITE WOMAN IS EMMA WATSON

  • @AlexisTwoLastNames
    @AlexisTwoLastNames 3 года назад +4612

    i like how the knight wasn’t completely taken aback by literally ALL of the modern tech

    • @bcc5701
      @bcc5701 3 года назад +418

      He said it was lit af

    • @Jelloitsme
      @Jelloitsme 3 года назад +345

      And he ate modern food from a diner, but he didn’t spontaneously combust? Bye unrealistic 🙄🙄

    • @AlexisTwoLastNames
      @AlexisTwoLastNames 3 года назад +26

      @@bcc5701 you’re right 💀

    • @thanatoast
      @thanatoast 2 года назад +232

      @@Jelloitsme "Wow this actually has flavor and is not just "bread" made from only water and flour boiled in a bag, peasants truly get to eat like kings in the future"

    • @fart63
      @fart63 2 года назад +213

      @@Jelloitsme he also didn’t die of diseases that we’ve now become immune to and didn’t spread anything from his time to anyone he came in contact with

  • @Sam._._
    @Sam._._ 4 года назад +1492

    I can’t wait for Netflix’s next Christmas movie, The Knight Before Christmas: A Royal Switch

  • @twistedcoasters1533
    @twistedcoasters1533 2 года назад +51

    I saw a really bad one who’s ANTAGONIST was a young boy who didn’t like Christmas because his father died on Christmas Eve. The message was that Christmas is the most important time of all, and gave no consideration into the boys feelings

    • @kaishutup
      @kaishutup 5 месяцев назад +2

      i know this was 2 years ago but you cant just comment that and not say the name??? what was it???

  • @harleyhunt6358
    @harleyhunt6358 4 года назад +1046

    Drew said Vanessa hitting the guy with a car was "one of the most aggressive 'meet cute's he's ever seen" like that isnt how marty mcfly's parents meet in back to the future

    • @AgentSquiddy
      @AgentSquiddy 4 года назад +6

      Lol good point

    • @mfernandalr
      @mfernandalr 4 года назад +17

      Yeah but that movie was great HAHAHA not like this one.

    • @zoufishany.4842
      @zoufishany.4842 4 года назад +20

      Isn't that how thor met Jane Foster

    • @mangoesandgrapes688
      @mangoesandgrapes688 4 года назад +12

      @@zoufishany.4842 and how Vanya met Sissy in The Umbrella Academy

    • @juicysatsumabeauty
      @juicysatsumabeauty 4 года назад +3

      That isn't a meet cute though. It isn't a romcom or chick flick and the Mum doesn't become interested in the Dad until he prevents her from being raped...now that's a meet cute!

  • @hulktown_hero
    @hulktown_hero 4 года назад +481

    Using that real clip of Vanessa Hudgens to show the evil version of her almost made me choke I laughed so hard

    • @periwinkleadidas
      @periwinkleadidas 4 года назад +18

      underrated as fuckkkk

    • @mochijellybean
      @mochijellybean 4 года назад +2

      lord...y’all will not let that one dumb comment go lmao

    • @Kelly_C
      @Kelly_C 4 года назад +1

      spoilerssssssss

  • @houston-coley
    @houston-coley 4 года назад +828

    Nobody is gonna talk about how "The Knight Before Christmas" literally plagerized the first Thor movie, right down to the "man from medieval times shouts 'ANOTHER' in the middle of a diner" gag

    • @RicardoMoralesMassin
      @RicardoMoralesMassin 4 года назад +73

      saw that. Was surprised Drew didnt comment on that blatant steal of a joke, like 5 years later and done much, much worse.

    • @AD-cy4vj
      @AD-cy4vj 4 года назад +7

      Wait

    • @TheSwolOne
      @TheSwolOne 4 года назад +38

      That scene was improvised by Chris as well.

    • @aslightlydisappointingsala8708
      @aslightlydisappointingsala8708 4 года назад +9

      i'm so glad someone else noticed this smh

    • @PeanutButterZombie00
      @PeanutButterZombie00 4 года назад +30

      Nah, they just ripped off that one scene. All the rest of it is a tired trope that even Thor abused, albeit in a much more entertaining and charming way.

  • @gaylehesser8060
    @gaylehesser8060 2 года назад +64

    If I had a penny for every time drew reviewed a movie where the main love interests meet each other by getting in a car crash, Id have two pennies, but it's weird that it happened more than once.

  • @Lizebri01
    @Lizebri01 4 года назад +2595

    “The police saw him using excessive force against a teenager so they asked him to join the force? This movie is more realistic than I thought” HAHAHAHA

    • @Veronikafenriz
      @Veronikafenriz 4 года назад +33

      this had me laughing so much

    • @alicerpz3468
      @alicerpz3468 4 года назад +16

      best pat of vid

    • @Rabbit-the-One
      @Rabbit-the-One 4 года назад +14

      Yeah, I saw that part too, but I didn't know what words he used to say it. Thank God you typed out exactly what he said to not only improve the comedy but add substance to the comment section. Seriously. I was gonna kill myself, but this comment saved my life. I owe you a life debt now. How can I ever repay you? I'm somewhat wealthy I guess. How can I reach you and pledge my life in service of your name? I wouldn't be here without you and I NEED the chance to make this right. I can't hold this debt to you without the chance to pay my gratitude. Please, I am desperate to be of service to you because I owe you my life, but have no way to honor the debt. I will do anything of only I knew where to begin. Oh God. I can't live with this guilt. Quickly, before I decide to hang it up out of grief of not being able to make repayment. This is it. Goodbye I suppose. Since I don't even know your name I'll just leave it all to see tech start up making phones for pets. I'm sure they'll become a successful company and I'm not just wasting my money since I can't give any to you. This is... Goodbye, I suppose... Sorry

    • @ecumene1960
      @ecumene1960 4 года назад +49

      @@Rabbit-the-One k

    • @phoebeaurum7113
      @phoebeaurum7113 4 года назад +3

      I'm glad you laughed. It made me sad to hear him tell that joke.

  • @MichelleD2023
    @MichelleD2023 4 года назад +272

    When I paused to read the cast list for "A California Christmas" and saw the two lead actors Lauren Swickard and Josh Swickard, I thought they were siblings playing love interests and completely forgot about wives taking their husband's last name

    • @RaphaelleLD
      @RaphaelleLD 4 года назад +11

      the exact same thing happened to me while reading your comment 💀

  • @r520jr8
    @r520jr8 4 года назад +743

    “Vanessa Hudgens and her twin...no relation”
    Checks out

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 4 года назад

      KAKAKAKAKAKAK this is wonderful! PRANK! It is terrible! I looked in the mirror and saw something UNPRETTY: my face. KAKAKAKAKAKA! But I am happy agayn because I have TWO HOT GIRLFRIENDS and I use them to get views on my videos! KAKAKAKAK!!! Good day, dear r5

    • @user-tk7hg6ty5q
      @user-tk7hg6ty5q 4 года назад +10

      @@AxxLAfriku are you okay 😟

    • @Whatsabird
      @Whatsabird 4 года назад +3

      @@user-tk7hg6ty5q it’s a copy and paste or something

  • @hopsonkim4952
    @hopsonkim4952 3 года назад +64

    After he taught her about how to have a good existence, he was given the honorific “Sir Cole of Life.”

  • @zz7733
    @zz7733 4 года назад +806

    "He’s like if a blank piece of paper was a person." That’s perfect lmao

    • @Jujuonyourvlorp
      @Jujuonyourvlorp 4 года назад +3

      @I’m Legit subbbing to everyone who subbs to me yes. I will give you a report ❤️

    • @shineinstars
      @shineinstars 4 года назад +5

      @I’m Legit subbbing to everyone who subbs to me no ♥️

    • @Bonk2006
      @Bonk2006 4 года назад +1

      @I’m Legit subbbing to everyone who subbs to me no ❤️

  • @vaselini
    @vaselini 4 года назад +4255

    “half the people in Star Wars were British and _they_ lived in space”
    but...so do we drew...

  • @connormckee4431
    @connormckee4431 4 года назад +1861

    "this movie is a lot more realistic than i thought" made me laugh way too hard

  • @CassTeaElle
    @CassTeaElle 3 года назад +64

    Omg my husband and I watched The Holidate, and it pissed us off too!! The whole movie, they were totally upfront about the fact that their relationship was fake. Which completely negates the entire point of their agreement.

  • @monniewashere
    @monniewashere 4 года назад +584

    i thought the first “emma watson” was a joke but.... he just.... kept going

  • @Revolio
    @Revolio 4 года назад +755

    “Emma Watson” 😂 man I’m hoping Drew didn’t accidentally misname Emma Roberts 20 times

    • @til9518
      @til9518 4 года назад +34

      I WAS LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO SAY THISB

    • @TheWarperbros
      @TheWarperbros 4 года назад +5

      @@HollyRhiannonWrites Well, he did address that in the comment he pinned at the top, so that's probably why most people aren't mentioning it.

    • @Adehasswagg
      @Adehasswagg 4 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/67g-Waeale8/видео.html

  • @isaacdavis2205
    @isaacdavis2205 4 года назад +379

    Vanessa Hudgens is slowly going through mitosis and building a Vanessa Hudgens army

  • @ImliterallyDylanLenivy
    @ImliterallyDylanLenivy Месяц назад +23

    1:20 - it shouldve been a business man falls in love with a small town man, or a business woman falls in love with a small town woman

    • @tappyturtle
      @tappyturtle Месяц назад +3

      gae people in my holiday rom com ?? impossible !!!!!!

  • @imnotafurry9117
    @imnotafurry9117 4 года назад +1622

    They should’ve called the second princess switch movie “Princess Switch 2: Switch Harder”

  • @Unova39
    @Unova39 4 года назад +668

    The most unbelievable thing about the Knight Before Christmas is a high school teacher being able to afford a guest house.

    • @emilymccann5176
      @emilymccann5176 4 года назад +23

      It was her parents house (I have seen it twice 😂)

    • @chandlerbing3636
      @chandlerbing3636 4 года назад +31

      And the most realistic past is that police officer giving him advice to be a police officer

    • @melaniebaez6310
      @melaniebaez6310 4 года назад +2

      If Vanessa world works like that, damn I wanna live there

  • @Katewatcheskdramas
    @Katewatcheskdramas 4 года назад +2091

    "He's like if a blank piece of paper was a person."

  • @valmarsiglia
    @valmarsiglia Год назад +16

    I'd love to see the Hallmark map of Europe; it'd probably have more little kingdoms and principalities than the Holy Roman Empire. And yes, of course all the royals and nobles have British accents. If American cinema teaches us anything, it's that all Europeans have had British accents (and have looked British) since the days of ancient Greece and Rome.

  • @augustslippingaway5073
    @augustslippingaway5073 4 года назад +1738

    Ah commentary community when you can be: guy, greg and a kurtistown citizen

    • @Elizardbeth03
      @Elizardbeth03 4 года назад +112

      Yes hello, my name is Greg Guy and I'm from Kurtis town.

    • @corndog8331
      @corndog8331 4 года назад +57

      I am guy but I can’t deny I like an extra greeting or a nutcracker

    • @hippieduck
      @hippieduck 4 года назад +29

      The Holy Trinity

    • @wdym4521
      @wdym4521 4 года назад +14

      "dreaming of a day when the commentary genre will be all mine, mine all mine"

    • @freshguajardo4889
      @freshguajardo4889 4 года назад +4

      Also Tomato Mafia 🍅

  • @walrusbehindyou9214
    @walrusbehindyou9214 4 года назад +340

    I love how in these movies, they seem to have an infinite supply of small Europeans countries like its the 18th century.

    • @jeyyran
      @jeyyran 4 года назад +34

      to be fair, as someone who lives in a small european country, we also have people who act like it's still the 18th century

    • @ohhxcake5434
      @ohhxcake5434 4 года назад +1

      @@jeyyran what do they do?

    • @starrr365
      @starrr365 4 года назад +17

      I love how they just took the "eg" out of Montenegro and made it *Montenaro*...?

    • @SoWhosGae
      @SoWhosGae 4 года назад

      @@starrr365 I thought it was closer to Monte Carlo and Monaco since it's a small principality.

    • @i.b.640
      @i.b.640 4 дня назад

      There is a part of my country were grown men get panicky if you suggest women could participate in their Traditional winter Parades as anything but seamstresses for the costumes or cooking food for the practise runs. Subtly implying violence if some woman should dare. Because that would Show that (and this is a quote) she is a witch that once to spoil the season. (No of course they don't believe in witchcraft hahahaha it's just a saying, but seriously... women shouldn't participate)

  • @goblin.2618
    @goblin.2618 4 года назад +609

    *Agressively pokes holes into the movie so Vanessa Hudgens can breathe”

    • @natnat444
      @natnat444 4 года назад +13

      okay but this is such a smart joke I could never

    • @crunchywater7751
      @crunchywater7751 4 года назад +5

      a fellow unus annuser i s e e

    • @evakonopka121
      @evakonopka121 4 года назад

      Pls explain

    • @dont3834
      @dont3834 4 года назад

      Don't read my Profile Picture :)

    • @zirioliver1321
      @zirioliver1321 4 года назад

      @@evakonopka121 they poked holes as in plot holes idk the vanessa hudgens part tho

  • @colorfulsilhouettes2953
    @colorfulsilhouettes2953 Год назад +15

    "decides at this point that the strange man she just met, who she believes is suffering from a brain injury should stay with her in her home" why is that the plot of the first thor movie

  • @willmorton2123
    @willmorton2123 4 года назад +541

    “The Princess Switch” has the exact same story as “Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties”

    • @euphoria7372
      @euphoria7372 4 года назад +3

      Omg yasss

    • @celo7carvalho
      @celo7carvalho 4 года назад +22

      yes. the prince and the pauper. thats like saying muppets christmas carol has the same story as mickey christmas carol

    • @Julia-qe9fn
      @Julia-qe9fn 4 года назад +4

      there are hundreds of stories like this tho, a lot of fandoms and filmmakers made one
      if that's English

    • @willmorton2123
      @willmorton2123 4 года назад +4

      @@celo7carvalho i t w a s a j o k e

  • @KingOfSpadess
    @KingOfSpadess 4 года назад +491

    10:00 “Green with envy” is a phrase invented by Shakespeare during the Renaissance era. And we’re supposed to believe this knight is from the Middle Ages?? So unrealistic 0/10

    • @jonajo9757
      @jonajo9757 4 года назад +56

      "Renaissance? Medieval era? Aren't those like, the same thing because of knights? Yeah definitely, let's make him spew some shakespeare mumbo while instead of a knight speak intangible middle english and learning to communicate with modern english speakers."
      Edit: Dear God, I didn't proof read this when I made it... Fuck it. I'm too lazy to correct it.

    • @mischr13
      @mischr13 4 года назад

      :)

    • @ilovecairns5181
      @ilovecairns5181 4 года назад

      Jona Jo do it

    • @madeniquevanwyk
      @madeniquevanwyk 4 года назад +32

      You KNOW that any piece of media involving some past era won't actually represent that era in any sort of historically accurate way because that invloves _research_ you fool! They just speak in "Old Timey" and are confused by "selfies"

    • @willjackson4596
      @willjackson4596 4 года назад

      Good catch!

  • @tylerkochman1007
    @tylerkochman1007 4 года назад +4131

    Drew: "Emma Watson"
    Reality: Emma Roberts

    • @devilfruitenjoyer2930
      @devilfruitenjoyer2930 4 года назад +245

      Mom can we have Emma Watson
      No we have Emma Watson at home
      Emma Watson at home

    • @Nik.No.K
      @Nik.No.K 4 года назад +35

      She’s knockoff Emma Watson

    • @virginia_lace
      @virginia_lace 4 года назад +129

      I thought I was losing my mind thank you

    • @A_Salty_Fishe
      @A_Salty_Fishe 4 года назад +11

      @@virginia_lace SAME holy shit

    • @A_Salty_Fishe
      @A_Salty_Fishe 4 года назад +22

      Drew: reality can be whatever I want it to be

  • @DoctorPortal_IX
    @DoctorPortal_IX 2 года назад +18

    I just love how the least believable part of the second film is the idea that a middle school teacher could afford _that house_ by herself.

  • @entropy2030
    @entropy2030 4 года назад +235

    “Cheats on her husband with King Bach” is a sentence I never thought I’d hear

  • @rachelz8100
    @rachelz8100 4 года назад +935

    Ah yes Emma Watson, known for Wild Child and Scream Queens. Often confused with Emma Roberts, who played Hermione.

    • @PlasticDoll.
      @PlasticDoll. 4 года назад +2

      You should probably switch the names lol.

    • @rachelz8100
      @rachelz8100 4 года назад +71

      @@PlasticDoll. it's a joke because Drew called Emma Roberts "Emma Watson" in his video.

    • @PlasticDoll.
      @PlasticDoll. 4 года назад +2

      @@rachelz8100 ohh ok got it!

    • @drewtons21
      @drewtons21 4 года назад +12

      @@PlasticDoll. r/wooooooosh

    • @PlasticDoll.
      @PlasticDoll. 4 года назад +5

      @@drewtons21 Indeed. Sometimes people miss it and it's no big deal. Lol I was scrolling fast and just didn't pay attention..

  • @_aiko020
    @_aiko020 4 года назад +287

    "So at this point, they're just friends with benefits, except without the benefits, and also, they're not friends."

    • @lisasetiawan3552
      @lisasetiawan3552 4 года назад +12

      They're with

    • @flup1303
      @flup1303 4 года назад +2

      Yep. That is what he said. Thanks for quoting.

  • @Saggydrip
    @Saggydrip 3 года назад +59

    It’s that time of year again. Time to watch Danny Drew and Kurtis’ Christmas collection

    • @memethyst
      @memethyst 3 года назад +1

      im doing the same thing right now