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  • @JarvisJohnsonGOLD
    @JarvisJohnsonGOLD  2 года назад +1408

    Use JJGOLD to get 55% off your first month at Scentbird sbird.co/3u9zKbD

    • @Syriamyloveisfreefire
      @Syriamyloveisfreefire 2 года назад +4

      ❤️

    • @himarihina
      @himarihina 2 года назад +5

      jarivsssss

    • @ohjoy915
      @ohjoy915 2 года назад

      👐

    • @blorp2555
      @blorp2555 2 года назад +32

      Props to Jarvis: I could never do anything close to his vids. He's putting his brain cells on the line with what he reacts to.

    • @alliexcx5576
      @alliexcx5576 2 года назад

      :)

  • @idkwhathomestuckisijustlik3439
    @idkwhathomestuckisijustlik3439 2 года назад +4045

    To be fair, if I saw "your eyes are so deep I find myself drowning" written in a notebook, I would also laugh like a cartoon bully

    • @val77701
      @val77701 2 года назад +141

      Wait what? I thought that was so cute 😭

    • @idkwhathomestuckisijustlik3439
      @idkwhathomestuckisijustlik3439 2 года назад +267

      @@val77701 oh maybe I'm just mean then lol

    • @chickencake5134
      @chickencake5134 2 года назад +227

      @@val77701 It's a little cliche and dramatic but cute

    • @funkybugman
      @funkybugman 2 года назад +79

      @@idkwhathomestuckisijustlik3439 NO ITS HILARIOUS

    • @IntegriTee
      @IntegriTee 2 года назад +41

      @@idkwhathomestuckisijustlik3439 😂 I think I would laugh but I laugh at everything so idk if it counts

  • @kierstenburtz8442
    @kierstenburtz8442 2 года назад +2980

    As a girl who is 6'3", I can promise that nobody in my life has ever told me "you have the build for gymnastics". Literally I did gymnastics as a kid and was tall for my age so they warned me that I probably wouldn't be able to do it for long because gymnastics isn't as doable over a certain height.
    Also there's a fuckton of things tall people can't do. I never, in my life, wanted to be a flight attendant until someone told me I was too tall to get hired as one, and suddenly that hurt...

    • @berryghostt
      @berryghostt 2 года назад +378

      also not to mention that gymnastics is not a sport that a person can just start in high school and suddenly be really good. a person usually has to start very young to even have a slight chance to reach elite. i quit years ago, but it still annoys me when people assume gymnastics is easy.

    • @kierstenburtz8442
      @kierstenburtz8442 2 года назад +133

      @@berryghostt oh 100%! I commend gymnasts! I was athletic throughout my entire childhood and still couldn't do half the stuff they do on a daily basis!

    • @ciciamanda.
      @ciciamanda. 2 года назад +113

      i had no intention to become a pilot until someone told me i couldnt becase of my colour vision. But after realizing that i probably have good enough color vision i feel i weird need to fly a plane

    • @bigman1163
      @bigman1163 2 года назад +89

      Same, I’m 6’6 and I don’t understand some of the expectations that comes with being tall. I’m constantly asked “do you play sports?” Or “why don’t you play basketball” and it frustrates me slightly more each time it’s asked. If I liked basketball then I would play, but if I’m not playing then what does that tell you? I feel like my life would be basically the same if I weren’t tall, and sometimes I kinda wish I wear shorter cus it would save me from plenty of pain, both physically and mentally.

    • @cats1970
      @cats1970 2 года назад +84

      Yup. I’m not exceptionally tall at 5’9, but was warned I was too tall for gymnastics. At 16 I had to quit (at high level) because my body was quite literally falling apart. The distance between my joints and weight was too much and I ended up disabled. Broke both my feet because impact force is massive in gymnastics!
      Someone as tall as the girl in the video could try gymnastics, but you’re more likely to get hurt the taller you are. It would’ve probably been better for me if they blocked me from higher skill level competition based on height limits because that drastically increases the forces your body has to handle. Kinda like how a hamster can fall 100 times their height and be fine because they’re just smol.

  • @andrewtucker6282
    @andrewtucker6282 Год назад +2170

    I love how they picked basically the one sport where being tall ISN'T an advantage. 🤣

    • @sarasletten5229
      @sarasletten5229 Год назад +101

      She's also apparently using the parallel bars as if its a beam!😂🤣

    • @starlightthetribewing4774
      @starlightthetribewing4774 10 месяцев назад +43

      You mean “I appreciate-“

    • @andrewtucker6282
      @andrewtucker6282 10 месяцев назад +13

      @@starlightthetribewing4774 haha what?

    • @HAMILTONHYPP3R
      @HAMILTONHYPP3R 9 месяцев назад +5

      ​@@starlightthetribewing4774 💀

    • @Gromper7878
      @Gromper7878 8 месяцев назад +22

      TRUE I didn't even consider that top gymnasts are all only like 5 ft tall lmaoo

  • @necronerdicon
    @necronerdicon Год назад +3989

    Can we appreciate that Jarvis made us premium FOR FREE? Incredible.

    • @roachymoment
      @roachymoment Год назад +22

      omg fr he does tho

    • @calowenby1654
      @calowenby1654 Год назад +20

      We’re premium.

    • @yeetionary
      @yeetionary Год назад +18

      help im premium im going to die in 3

    • @Lazy_.Lavender
      @Lazy_.Lavender Год назад +14

      ​@@yeetionary oh no. It's been 3 months. I was too late.

    • @e2b265
      @e2b265 9 месяцев назад +3

      He skipped over me 😭

  • @pegs-ies
    @pegs-ies 2 года назад +2975

    The story gives me wattpad autobiographical story vibes. "She had long brown hair and sparkling green eyes, everyone hated her because she was too tall, she was immediately amazing at gymnastics and won 50k"

    • @onyourleft4194
      @onyourleft4194 Год назад +256

      “Her father prefers her over her brother, they always get along perfectly”

    • @Solanin0803
      @Solanin0803 Год назад +210

      @@onyourleft4194"Her mother died when she was very young, but she loved her more than anything."

    • @noisy_killjoy
      @noisy_killjoy Год назад +258

      I woke up and tied my long auburn hair into a messy bun. My green orbs drifted to my phone, a text from my stepmom. “Come downstairs brat.”
      I threw on some joggers and a hoodie and made my way downstairs. Stepmom grabbed me and said “we cant afford to feed you so I sold you”
      “What” I relied.
      She shoved me through the door and there in the lounge stood one direction. “Hello” Harry said in a British accent. “We’re your new owners now.”

    • @pegs-ies
      @pegs-ies Год назад +80

      @@noisy_killjoy ive definitely read this on wattpad, 10/10

    • @acat4215
      @acat4215 Год назад +52

      @@noisy_killjoy Finally some quality writing 👏

  • @DPadGamer
    @DPadGamer 2 года назад +9178

    I think we can all appreciate Jarvis for making this video, he made it a little fun.

    • @HarryMario_
      @HarryMario_ 2 года назад +12

      D-pad gamer from minus world?

    • @roronoazoro2025
      @roronoazoro2025 2 года назад +33

      I think we can all agree that most of us don't know who DPad is.

    • @artespeck8091
      @artespeck8091 2 года назад +12

      He makes all his videos a little fun 😠 I appreciate all of his videos

    • @DPadGamer
      @DPadGamer 2 года назад +30

      @@roronoazoro2025 here, im just one of this channels premium viewers like you

    • @4rkain3
      @4rkain3 2 года назад +16

      @@DPadGamer Can we just appreciate how none of us know who DPadGamer is?

  • @DAFLOLCB
    @DAFLOLCB Год назад +711

    Can we just appreciate how "jarvis" is always so "nice" and "accepting"??? "I" could never do something like that.

    • @ZoeTTJJ
      @ZoeTTJJ Год назад +26

      “right”! “he” is so unbelievably “nice”

    • @iamacatperson7226
      @iamacatperson7226 10 месяцев назад +15

      You know, two of “my” favorite RUclipsrs fans do these “air quotes” which is funny because “they” are so “different”

    • @Justaguyiguesss
      @Justaguyiguesss Месяц назад

      The “Schlatt” effect

  • @terrienr333
    @terrienr333 Год назад +1791

    can we just appreciate how Jarvis shows his emotions through his expressions? wow, if you asked me to express my emotions I wouldn't be able to!

    • @nonctm777
      @nonctm777 Год назад +13

      Being expressive must be difficult /srs

    • @jasond.b-w
      @jasond.b-w Год назад +35

      Reading this as a person with RAD and literally no facial or vocal affect at any time besides Flat, and no ability to fake it 💀 I genuinely agree lol

    • @hanpines3808
      @hanpines3808 Год назад

      My autistic ass can't tell whether this is a joke or not

    • @presleydunson
      @presleydunson 10 месяцев назад

      @@nonctm777 what??

    • @CosmiTwink
      @CosmiTwink 9 месяцев назад

      I actually cant express any emotions other thank sadness and anger-

  • @sunny__johanna
    @sunny__johanna 2 года назад +1817

    Let's all appreciate that Jarvis wears glasses instead of ignoring his bad eyesight

    • @luminescent_tides
      @luminescent_tides Год назад +2

      😂😂😂

    • @ashikjaman1940
      @ashikjaman1940 Год назад +11

      honestly I have a cousin who had glasses that she should be wearing but she just didn't for several years. Now earlier this year she decided she should wear them but they broke. So she scheduled an appointment at an optometrist to get new ones, but then she missed it and never scheduled another. So yeah I appreciate anyone that wears their glasses.

    • @sunny__johanna
      @sunny__johanna Год назад +3

      @@ashikjaman1940 wow that's quite a story :0 Did she ever say why she just didn't wear her glasses?

    • @ashikjaman1940
      @ashikjaman1940 Год назад +4

      @@sunny__johanna iirc she just didn't like them. Her eyes also aren't as bad as some other people in our family (mostly me, I am ridiculously near-sighted) so I guess she felt she didn't need them? Idk, everyone in the family either at least always told her to wear them or just didn't comment on it.

    • @sunny__johanna
      @sunny__johanna Год назад +2

      @@ashikjaman1940 ty for the explaination!!

  • @nooneinparticular469
    @nooneinparticular469 2 года назад +5598

    Can we just appreciate Jarvis’ ability to wear a beanie only on the top of his head? Beanies are really hard to wear. If you gave me 10,000 decapitated heads, I don’t think I could get any of them to wear a beanie like Jarvis does.

    • @LauraSkow
      @LauraSkow Год назад +1

      Out of curiosity, how many decapitated heads do you have?

    • @Egomezz6
      @Egomezz6 Год назад +24

      😂😂😂this

    • @dracofirepants8758
      @dracofirepants8758 Год назад +163

      I'm a little concerned where you got those heads...

    • @snookers341
      @snookers341 Год назад +96

      @@dracofirepants8758 don’t be concerned 😽🙌

    • @KaneShugar
      @KaneShugar Год назад +69

      @@dracofirepants8758 you gave the heads to them, silly

  • @GillissenShow
    @GillissenShow Год назад +977

    Let's "appreciate" how Jarvis's "vocal chords" "produce" vibrations in the air that are transmitted via digital signals to my "ear drums" where they are then "decoded" into "jokes". Thank you.

    • @Eli-rs6em
      @Eli-rs6em Год назад +2

      Why the air-quotes?

    • @jeffsloan1324
      @jeffsloan1324 Год назад +9

      ​@@Eli-rs6em emphasis

    • @Eli-rs6em
      @Eli-rs6em Год назад +2

      @@jeffsloan1324 it’s text. How can you get tone from it?

    • @iamacatperson7226
      @iamacatperson7226 10 месяцев назад +9

      @@Eli-rs6emquotes, when it’s not a character speaking, usually are a sign that the word in the quotes is being emphasized in writing, it’s a way to show tone without being able to hear the person speaking since it’s writing

    • @Eli-rs6em
      @Eli-rs6em 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@iamacatperson7226 i understand that it’s tone but I can’t read tone over text

  • @bool8362
    @bool8362 Год назад +917

    im really appreciating jarvis calling me a "premium" person, it really knocks my socks of with joy have a great day jarvitron!

  • @BaileyE08
    @BaileyE08 2 года назад +8439

    Let's appreciate how jarvis is a "living breathing human being" who wears "clothing"!

    • @ciciamanda.
      @ciciamanda. 2 года назад +199

      for real, i could never do that. never.

    • @bepisthescienceman4202
      @bepisthescienceman4202 2 года назад +215

      How do we now he isn't living clothes wearing a person

    • @pissapocalypse
      @pissapocalypse 2 года назад +121

      @@bepisthescienceman4202 Imagine he opens his clothes and it's just three kids standing on each other's shoulders lol

    • @kevinboros7427
      @kevinboros7427 2 года назад +30

      Not a day goes by without me appreciating that.

    • @fovosprodromus5020
      @fovosprodromus5020 2 года назад +11

      suree... "let's". I got you

  • @lightningwaffle9528
    @lightningwaffle9528 Год назад +5085

    Can we all just take a second to appreciate Jarvis having eyes so deep I find myself drowning?

    • @luminescent_tides
      @luminescent_tides Год назад +186

      I have to wear a life vest when I watch his videos to keep from drowning in his glorious eyes! 🛟

    • @easypeasyd2478
      @easypeasyd2478 Год назад +1

      Simps

    • @Aperson-dl1yc
      @Aperson-dl1yc Год назад +63

      I love this comment section😌

    • @tornadoaltar1488
      @tornadoaltar1488 Год назад +10

      Ha!ha 😂😂

    • @elishaso
      @elishaso Год назад +27

      Down for the count and you're drowning in them

  • @P4rz1va1
    @P4rz1va1 Год назад +227

    She was such a bad sister, she talks about how she just wants to help but doesn't listen to her brother when he tells her not to read his journal, and then tries to get him to share his poems with Alyssa at school, wtf. P.S I love your videos and you seem like a really nice person.

    • @bellsgotitnowft
      @bellsgotitnowft Год назад +60

      She also never stood up for him from the other people but he did. What a bish

    • @Widdekuu91
      @Widdekuu91 2 месяца назад

      Remember how this is all fake guys?

    • @P4rz1va1
      @P4rz1va1 2 месяца назад +2

      @Widdekuu91 does it matter? People talk about fiction as if it's real all the time. Pointing out it's fake isn't really adding anything and it doesn't make you look as smart as you think it does.

    • @Widdekuu91
      @Widdekuu91 2 месяца назад

      @@P4rz1va1
      I was hoping to help with your frustrations... since you were getting upset over the story, not the fact that people post fake stories to stir sh!t.

    • @P4rz1va1
      @P4rz1va1 2 месяца назад +3

      @@Widdekuu91 I'm not upset about the story. I am simply judging the characters of the story. I don't give a fuck if people post fake stories, especially if it would be unreasonable to consider them true.

  • @sholem_bond
    @sholem_bond Год назад +434

    MSA: "I'm tall and I have the perfect gymnastics build"
    Rachel in Animorphs, in seemingly almost every book: "man, I love gymnastics; too bad I'm too tall to ever really go pro with it"
    Me: so what is the truth, MSA?

    • @kaikwacz2881
      @kaikwacz2881 Год назад +59

      Truth is, most activities having to do with balance are significantly harder for tall people like gymnastics, ice skating etc.

    • @morgantrias3103
      @morgantrias3103 Год назад +41

      Who do we trust, beloved childrens books Animorphs, or some garbage?

    • @alicine-sims8988
      @alicine-sims8988 Год назад +23

      I would definitely trust Animorphs, I don't about basketball, but I know they mentioned she could be a super model, and while yes, the ideal model height is above average, there is definitely a max end of that height range too. If you're to tall you'll have a really hard time booking gigs because everything looks short on you, and you don't look right next to the other models.
      I would not be surprised if gymnastics has a similar sort of ideal height range, where if you are out of it on either side, you will struggle.

    • @megorly792
      @megorly792 Год назад +6

      I was actually so confused when she implied that she was good at gymnastics because she's tall. I'm 5'11 and can't even do backbends

    • @jayedgar1384
      @jayedgar1384 9 месяцев назад +3

      That and the dad also suggested being a supermodel. An industry where being anything but average height is a huge disadvantage because the clothes aren't made to fit the model. The model has to fit the clothes. So being supertall would disqualify you from anything but shows specifically for super tall people

  • @SnooDoodle
    @SnooDoodle 2 года назад +732

    Not only are we animating stories, we're appreciating lives.

  • @jazz9260
    @jazz9260 2 года назад +1598

    Let's "all" just take a "moment" to "appreciate" how "Jarvis" "makes" these "videos" 1-2 a month for "us"!

    • @laddiebuggie8018
      @laddiebuggie8018 2 года назад +27

      *snap**snap**snap** ‘YAAAAAS’

    • @legendoflizzie4849
      @legendoflizzie4849 2 года назад +41

      Honestly Jarvis makes the best videos can we all just admit that 💛💛💛🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡❤️🧡🧡💖❣️🧡❤️❣️💖❤️❤️💗💖❤️❤️💖💖💘💘💘💘💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💘💘☪️🕉🕉☪️☯️🕎🕎✝️✝️✝️🕎♈️🛐🛐🛐🛐💖💔🤎🤍💛💚📉📕

    • @RobertMcBride-is-cool
      @RobertMcBride-is-cool 2 года назад +8

      @@legendoflizzie4849 I’m assuming you are jokingly overusing emojis.

    • @L0rdOfThePies
      @L0rdOfThePies 2 года назад +28

      @@RobertMcBride-is-cool emojis cringe, reddit moment

    • @lefandomtrash7746
      @lefandomtrash7746 2 года назад +7

      @@L0rdOfThePies Let people use emojis. 😊😌 It’s just their way of typing and expressing support online when we’re unable to view each other physically.

  • @hannahalexy
    @hannahalexy Год назад +60

    12:17 yeah, i was great at gymnastics until i had a growth spurt and was then rejected because i was over 6 feet....the shorter you are, the lower your centre of gravity. Makes it much, much easier.

  • @tkdchic78
    @tkdchic78 Год назад +165

    "Lie to Kids. Get Rich" I see Jarvis found the Ace Family handbook

    • @rubyrizen3115
      @rubyrizen3115 10 месяцев назад +1

      IKR Jarvis is so creative

  • @Thedarkbunnyrabbit
    @Thedarkbunnyrabbit 2 года назад +1000

    It's funny to me that she specifically went into gymnastics, because as a tall person who wanted to get into gymnastics when I was young, when the 'you can do ANYTHING because you're tall!' thing came up I was like "Well, not gymnastics."

    • @cearathomas930
      @cearathomas930 2 года назад +79

      Literally though lol, they could have picked virtually any other sport😂

    • @Thedarkbunnyrabbit
      @Thedarkbunnyrabbit 2 года назад +81

      @@cearathomas930 It really shows whoever wrote it isn't tall and doesn't know anything about gymnastics, lol.

    • @blueismylove3128
      @blueismylove3128 Год назад +12

      Glad the gymnastics thing bugged other people too 😂😂

    • @lucyoli4
      @lucyoli4 Год назад +2

      LOL that was my first thought too when he said you can do anything

    • @biggrayalien4791
      @biggrayalien4791 Год назад

      Similarly, you can't be a fighter pilot.

  • @BtheDilemma732
    @BtheDilemma732 2 года назад +4768

    Let's just take a moment to appreciate how normally sized Jarvis' forehead is. It isn't too big or too small. It's just the right size. PS I love your videos

    • @mossypop
      @mossypop 2 года назад +3

      Heehee 69th like

    • @noelmaycry
      @noelmaycry 2 года назад +108

      this is such a weird observation but yes i completely agree DJSJFHDJ LMFAO

    • @realityclips6052
      @realityclips6052 2 года назад +3

      True!

    • @DM-nw5lu
      @DM-nw5lu 2 года назад +59

      Looks small to me but that's probably because mine is huge so my forehead size standards are skewed, lol.

    • @Alphabet_poop
      @Alphabet_poop 2 года назад +6

      @@DM-nw5lu same LOL

  • @biggrayalien4791
    @biggrayalien4791 Год назад +199

    Wouldn't the $50k get split among the whole team? Or is Janelle the kind of person that is so in her own little world that she doesn't realize(or maybe she does!) that she just shafted her team out of money because she's just too good a person? 😂

    • @PorcupineTheOneandOnly
      @PorcupineTheOneandOnly 9 месяцев назад +29

      She's just tall, she can do anything

    • @JNB0723
      @JNB0723 9 месяцев назад +7

      @@PorcupineTheOneandOnly Ah yes. Her height extends past what our brittle minds can observe... 🤣

  • @malorika
    @malorika Год назад +41

    15:42 dude i used to do gymnastics and went to competitions and when people got hurt we'd wish them well and hug them and then continue??? tf

  • @PaintedCanvasLPS
    @PaintedCanvasLPS 2 года назад +2527

    Can we just appreciate the fact Jarvis exists not everyone can exist like this. Thank you

    • @OniBlinker
      @OniBlinker Год назад +18

      My three lost siblings can relate so hard

    • @user-uu1xm8qw6d
      @user-uu1xm8qw6d Год назад +7

      i don't know why, but after reading your comment, it gives me a lot of anxiety looking at Jarvis in this video

    • @ZapPack
      @ZapPack Год назад +4

      I don't think I could exist in 10,000 years!

  • @QyfieK
    @QyfieK 2 года назад +858

    Let’s just take a moment to appreciate the little Milk Sucker’s effort in these videos. Huge props to him for recovering from his Dairy Addiction and putting out such quality content.

    • @Fluff_Noodles
      @Fluff_Noodles 2 года назад +24

      Its really such an inspiration 🥺💕💕

    • @Allie_Victoria
      @Allie_Victoria 2 года назад +15

      This comment deserves more likes

    • @lucymwangi8650
      @lucymwangi8650 2 года назад +3

      I hope I can one day also get over my addiction too...
      I can't say it, it's too hard 😪

    • @Wendy_O._Koopa
      @Wendy_O._Koopa 2 года назад +9

      We really have no evidence that he's kicked the habit.

    • @joelle4226
      @joelle4226 2 года назад +2

      @@lucymwangi8650 the first step to recovery is admitting there’s a problem

  • @StrawberrESwirl
    @StrawberrESwirl Год назад +137

    Can we take a minute to appreciate jarvis' blindingly white smile? It's so great I've been hospitalized and have been declared legally blind. My ferret is typing this message. P.S. Love your vids!

  • @godisdead6611
    @godisdead6611 Год назад +25

    13:50 her saying that $5000 can pay for his college education is both comical and depressing

    • @miscellanist
      @miscellanist Год назад +7

      i think it was $50,000

    • @MyStlC4I
      @MyStlC4I 9 месяцев назад +4

      ​@@miscellanisti think so yea, even then it might not cover it

    • @miscellanist
      @miscellanist 9 месяцев назад +5

      @@MyStlC4I yea i agree. that might just barely cover two semesters

  • @Toby2017
    @Toby2017 2 года назад +10114

    Can we just appreciate the fact that Jarvis actually converts oxygen into carbon dioxide without even thinking about it?🤯🤯🤯👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿

    • @yitraboom
      @yitraboom 2 года назад +1

      Think about it and you'll die

    • @ratmandraws
      @ratmandraws 2 года назад +367

      Ikr? I couldn't do that in 10,000 years!

    • @oliveriscoolerthanu7834
      @oliveriscoolerthanu7834 2 года назад +202

      hes so talented, i could never do that in 10,000,000 years

    • @twelsh4094
      @twelsh4094 2 года назад +233

      And how he pumps blood throughout his body?!

    • @XelliottX
      @XelliottX 2 года назад +144

      for a minute I was actually thinking that was impressive… I need sleep

  • @agentwashingtub9167
    @agentwashingtub9167 2 года назад +806

    Let’s “all” just take a “moment” to “appreciate” how “Jarvis” “makes” these “videos” 1-2 "times" a month for “us”!

    • @mollygrace3068
      @mollygrace3068 2 года назад +9

      I could barely read this one out loud to my daughter 🤣

    • @gonkygunker413
      @gonkygunker413 2 года назад +26

      His "content" is so "good"

    • @jadeoreo
      @jadeoreo 2 года назад +7

      "jarvis" is "my" "favourite" "youtuber"

    • @Steamworker_Evolair
      @Steamworker_Evolair 2 года назад +3

      "You" are very "correct"

    • @MrAjking808
      @MrAjking808 2 года назад

      Fishing for likes just stop

  • @graceful_skies6504
    @graceful_skies6504 Год назад +193

    Let's just take a moment to appreciate the fact that this guy can move his vocal cords in a way that can make noises. not everyone can do that.

    • @charlx8979
      @charlx8979 Год назад +7

      Not everyone can do that! I was mute for a long while after covid, it really fucked my voice

  • @itsulfr3335
    @itsulfr3335 2 месяца назад +6

    Can we just appreciate how Jarvis didn't overload the video with information and kept it simple. I really miss that from creators

  • @dutchesspuppy3516
    @dutchesspuppy3516 2 года назад +3177

    Let's all appreciate how much jarvis' hoodie color compliments his face. He always has such nice colors in his videos. Keep at it, i enjoy it.

    • @creature-1170
      @creature-1170 2 года назад +22

      So true

    • @EduardoMartinez-rs3bu
      @EduardoMartinez-rs3bu 2 года назад +4

      What?

    • @jessicaolson490
      @jessicaolson490 2 года назад +51

      I like how before I watched this video and got this reference, I saw this comment and was just thinking, yup he looks pretty good in that hoodie. xP. Edit: grammar to make my sentence clearer, maybe 🤔

    • @unclewiley1986
      @unclewiley1986 2 года назад +38

      @@jessicaolson490 I haven't gotten far enough to get the reference and I genuinely agreed bc the shade of green compliments his skin tone nicely

    • @P34chy5c0n3
      @P34chy5c0n3 2 года назад

      @@jessicaolson490 I’m so confused

  • @TheScaredLittleScholar
    @TheScaredLittleScholar 2 года назад +2890

    can we take a moment to appreciate how Jarvis makes these high quality, entertaining, videos one or twice a month? I mean, even if you gave me 10,000 years I would never be able to produce something like this

    • @theflano23
      @theflano23 2 года назад +28

      I do have to admit they're really nice, I would love to see him in a podcast someday.

    • @georgie488
      @georgie488 2 года назад +24

      @@theflano23 he has a podcast babe

    • @theflano23
      @theflano23 2 года назад +28

      @@georgie488 Well I guess I know what I'm listening to for the rest of the day, thanks for letting me know

    • @dinospumoni5611
      @dinospumoni5611 2 года назад +14

      It's the premium channel what do you expect

    • @stellasoleclark5586
      @stellasoleclark5586 2 года назад +12

      Not to mention it's GOLD

  • @ZackC
    @ZackC 3 месяца назад +25

    Dad: “why aren’t you like most siblings”
    Brother: “my sister is super hot”
    Sister: “my brother is so romantic”
    Also sister: “let’s wrestle, bro”
    Uhhhhhh

  • @ahlogic5960
    @ahlogic5960 Год назад +50

    Can we just appreciate how funny Jarvis is in all of his videos? His laid back and funny remarks even have me foaming and smiling frfr

  • @beefbaby9840
    @beefbaby9840 2 года назад +358

    i love how these stories are always just a humble brag like "I was too tall and my dad favored me over my brother" or "I get bullied at school for being too rich and pretty" it's so annoying lmao

    • @lia-wk8uf
      @lia-wk8uf Год назад +33

      Oh my god a comment thats not apprieciating this man!!

    • @justaduck3615
      @justaduck3615 Год назад +16

      @@lia-wk8uf Lets all appreciate that.

    • @LucasTF
      @LucasTF Год назад

      @@lia-wk8uf pfp checks out

  • @Buffalomonger
    @Buffalomonger 2 года назад +351

    Can we "appreciate" this "video" that "Jarvis" made. The video he's talking about was a little boring, but he made it kinda "fun" to "watch."

    • @VRCommy
      @VRCommy 2 года назад +1

      What? Lol is this deliberately meant to not make sense? The only thing that works with the quotation marks is “fun”, because it IS a video, it was made by Jarvis, and we did watch it. “appreciate” makes it sound like you’re inciting hate speech 🤷🏼‍♂️

    • @spaceyyy5043
      @spaceyyy5043 2 года назад +43

      @@VRCommy i dont think "you" understand the "joke" that was "made"

    • @VRCommy
      @VRCommy 2 года назад +2

      @@spaceyyy5043 No I don’t.. that’s why I was asking the question.
      But is it really a joke if people don’t understand it?
      Probably I’m just dumb, but even if you’re referring to that person’s comment, it still doesn’t make sense.

    • @dakotathegreat2749
      @dakotathegreat2749 2 года назад +15

      @@VRCommy did you not fully watch the video? He’s mocking the comment that was in quotes. It’s just a lil joke.

    • @dakotathegreat2749
      @dakotathegreat2749 2 года назад +3

      @@VRCommy 21:01

  • @chillycat1925
    @chillycat1925 Год назад +35

    can we just appreciate the fact that Jarvis has a beanie AND glasses? keep doing what ur doing, mad props!

  • @questionmarky986
    @questionmarky986 Месяц назад +3

    The dad: your tall enough to play basketball

  • @TheSimplyCooking
    @TheSimplyCooking 2 года назад +81

    The comments aren’t bots, they are clickworkers. People doing small online tasks for a few dollars (or cents). The task was probably "write a good comment on this video, mention how much you appreciate the creators“

    • @HyLo-rule
      @HyLo-rule 2 года назад +3

      ty?

    • @JeAxra
      @JeAxra 2 года назад +15

      How do I get into this work?

  • @wintervandy
    @wintervandy 2 года назад +1265

    Can we all appreciate everyone in the comments leaving nice "messages" for Jarvis? You guys are so sweet and reading all the comments is incredibly funny!

    • @2c0bb61
      @2c0bb61 2 года назад +50

      Love your pfp! Trans rights :)

    • @shadowcween7890
      @shadowcween7890 2 года назад +33

      @@2c0bb61 It's nice how every one seems to be spreading positivity

    • @lelaleasl
      @lelaleasl 2 года назад +28

      your picrew is so cute!
      ur trams?? that's so kewl!

    • @THErealMarMar.
      @THErealMarMar. 2 года назад +6

      Strawberry ice-cream sandwich

    • @bayardkyyako7427
      @bayardkyyako7427 2 года назад

      God shut up with the same exact comments lol. You guys are less creative then a pebble going to black and white art class.

  • @lemqnshark
    @lemqnshark Год назад +33

    FAKE GYMNAST ALERT!! HER TOES ARE NOT POINTED AT 16:45!!!

    • @zoeg5304
      @zoeg5304 7 месяцев назад +2

      Also funny considering half of the story revolves around her being super tall

    • @lemqnshark
      @lemqnshark 7 месяцев назад +4

      why does this seem so srs it was meant to be a bad joke HELP😭

  • @Sahalathepatahta
    @Sahalathepatahta Год назад +4

    As a former gymnast, being tall is not a sought after trait for gymnasts 😭 the distance between the bars makes it difficult for tall women to deal with & many other factors. It helps to be on the shorter end ! It’s still possible but like unlikely. ALSO 50k FOR A BEGINNING COMPETITION??? i don’t remember getting anything but scholarships for it but go off girl

  • @thatonedamnguy9524
    @thatonedamnguy9524 2 года назад +1110

    We should take a moment to appriciate how funny jarvis is? Like, him talking about the feet driving police was very funny

  • @WickedLittleStories
    @WickedLittleStories 2 года назад +624

    Let's all appreciate Jarvis for this premium content. He's obviously losing his mind just a little bit at the end, but he's trying his best. Big fan of these videos, they are so funny and cheer us up when we are sad.

  • @avamerrell9662
    @avamerrell9662 Год назад +29

    Can we appreciate how Jarvis’s laugh is the cutest most heart warming thing ever?

  • @cobwebinthecorner
    @cobwebinthecorner Год назад +30

    We should all appreciate JJG and their amazing videos! They're sooooo talented guys

  • @idrinkandiknowthings9738
    @idrinkandiknowthings9738 2 года назад +585

    Let’s all appreciative that Jarvis is like a “really nice person” who “makes me laugh” every time he posts

  • @bonesmcgee9853
    @bonesmcgee9853 2 года назад +514

    Can we just "appreciate" how Jarvis made this video? He put in so much work and made this topic "enjoyable" and "funny". Make sure to "like" the vid, guys!

  • @joslyndove
    @joslyndove Год назад +3

    we can have the discussion about the ketchup on the eggs but don’t call it syrup
    rolling

  • @mistersamman8899
    @mistersamman8899 Год назад +30

    Can we just appreciate Jarvis for taking time to make us all feel premium? You’re the premium one Jarvis! PS: Love your videos.

  • @mochann1133
    @mochann1133 Год назад +289

    It’s so cool to learn about Jarvis’s wife before he married her. Look at how far she’s come, from a tall gymnast to breastfeeding her husband

    • @charlx8979
      @charlx8979 Год назад +33

      Ah yes “i love booby” classic jarvis quote

    • @emilyrasputin
      @emilyrasputin 2 месяца назад +4

      Oh my God is her name Janelle in that video???

  • @royalblanket
    @royalblanket 2 года назад +898

    Jarvis should rename this channel to "JJ!G previously Jarvis Johnson! GOLD"
    Also props to Jarvis for making such wholesome and entertaining content. Can we just appreciate how he always lifts our spirits? Even if I had 10000 years, I'd never learn.

  • @psi_rockin
    @psi_rockin Год назад +8

    This was totally animated by someone who doesn't watch anime tried to make an anime
    It reminds me of that old ass Canadian show that tried to jump on the anime craze and ended up making My Life Me
    Also her dad is probably the Green Goblin on the side

  • @rahrahrahrahrahrahra
    @rahrahrahrahrahrahra Год назад +67

    Let's all appreciate that Jarvis is a beautiful human creature

  • @mimmyrose2970
    @mimmyrose2970 2 года назад +1413

    Can we just appreciate Jarvis for how he makes all of our lives better with his videos?

    • @kdemarco2010
      @kdemarco2010 2 года назад +10

      Yesss!! He really does!! And at the same time, takes care of his own mental health, not overwhelming himself trying to post content all the time, plus being very open and upfront about it. Awesome creator for sure.

    • @kdemarco2010
      @kdemarco2010 2 года назад +9

      P.s love your vids! 🤣

  • @yourresume373
    @yourresume373 2 года назад +72

    It's so weird how they make a big deal about how being tall made her good at gymnastics. Like, no? A smaller stature is preferable for gymnastics.

  • @smediamedia1383
    @smediamedia1383 Год назад +10

    22:10 Those are children. Most children are unexpectedly polite and positive in RUclips comments...

  • @Jay-ys5dz
    @Jay-ys5dz Год назад +25

    Can we take a moment to appreciate how Jarvis 💙

  • @MF-R
    @MF-R 2 года назад +356

    Hey, props to Jarvis for allowing us to aprieciate how valuable and irreplaceable he is. If you gave me 1000000000+ years I couldn't make a channel this GOLD; that's free, and GOLD.

    • @viviantompkins7925
      @viviantompkins7925 2 года назад +7

      Wait, this channel is free?

    • @addisonsyverson6732
      @addisonsyverson6732 2 года назад +1

      I literally read “props to Jarvis” right as Jarvis said “props to Jarvis” o.o

  • @cassandra_cassowary
    @cassandra_cassowary 2 года назад +4406

    Hey guys, let's all appreciate Jarvis for the gold tier content, he is always so funny truly a king

    • @kit6561
      @kit6561 2 года назад +34

      it is jarvis johnson gold for a reason

    • @cassandra_cassowary
      @cassandra_cassowary 2 года назад +8

      @@kit6561 u get it ;)

    • @kittikat4124
      @kittikat4124 2 года назад +24

      And for free no less!

    • @ef2803
      @ef2803 2 года назад +17

      @@kittikat4124 it is free

    • @kylesanchez5067
      @kylesanchez5067 2 года назад +7

      PS. I really love his vids

  • @roachymoment
    @roachymoment Год назад +3

    everytime u say im premium i go 😳 and then u pause to let it sink in and it makes me happy

  • @willk0013
    @willk0013 Год назад +57

    Let’s all “appreciate” how Jarvis makes these great “videos” for “us”
    PS. Your videos are great!

  • @himarihina
    @himarihina 2 года назад +244

    jarivs is so majestic he’s literally glowing

    • @LucyWest370
      @LucyWest370 2 года назад +13

      Jarivs.

    • @lilballerina
      @lilballerina 2 года назад +8

      @@LucyWest370 it’s actually spelled Jarivs u didn’t know?

    • @LucyWest370
      @LucyWest370 2 года назад +10

      @@lilballerina Jarivs.

    • @staltheclown6352
      @staltheclown6352 2 года назад +12

      @@lilballerina jarivs johnsno

    • @himarihina
      @himarihina 2 года назад +4

      😭😭😭 jarvis*

  • @deaf-tomcat
    @deaf-tomcat 2 года назад +462

    let's all apprecieate the fact that Jarvis' ADHD let him make this video. never in a thousand years would you be able to force me to record, edit, and publish a youtube video! so inspiring Jarvis Johnson Gold!!

  • @lilangelhime
    @lilangelhime Год назад +7

    I genuinely do appreciate your vids. You provide a laugh when I'm feeling down, or overwhelmed. I have bipolar, so even when I'm leaning manic, your more calm conversational style vids just help to chill me out while I try to ignore the wacky rapid-fire thoughts/ideas going on in my head.

  • @thatonekidmak
    @thatonekidmak 3 месяца назад +4

    10:49 DID JARVIS JUST MAKE A SCOTT PILGRIM REFERNCE???????

  • @obamatheg2826
    @obamatheg2826 2 года назад +629

    Can we just appreciate jarvis for never using clickbait and making uninteresting thing interesting (i mean i watched to the end). ❤️❤️❤️

  • @charlotte-hills
    @charlotte-hills 2 года назад +567

    Can we just take a minute to talk about how this video is "so good"?! I "really enjoyed" watching it. It's definitely the "best video" I've seen in a while. Jarvis did a "great job" on this one. It must have taken "a lot of quality hard work" to create such a "masterpiece".

    • @ariatempest
      @ariatempest 2 года назад +48

      Can we all just appreciate how “great” this comment is? PS. “Great” comment.

  • @just_be_decent5571
    @just_be_decent5571 Год назад +13

    "Guys can we appreciate how good Javis is at breathing❤"

  • @PorcupineTheOneandOnly
    @PorcupineTheOneandOnly 9 месяцев назад +3

    Can we just really appreciate Jarvis for being amazingly comical and having top-notch commentary and making MSA previous my animated stories (which are boring) a little more fun??????? Can we?

  • @p-jamsookie2252
    @p-jamsookie2252 2 года назад +1089

    I think we can all truly appreciate this top-tier content Jarvis is posting, if this were based on a rating of bronze, silver, and gold, this would be gold. P.S. love your videos!

    • @Lazy_.Lavender
      @Lazy_.Lavender Год назад

      Why's there no replies

    • @hyalophora
      @hyalophora Год назад

      ​@@Lazy_.Lavender Because there was nothing to add

    • @Lazy_.Lavender
      @Lazy_.Lavender Год назад

      @@hyalophora Okay but it has 1k likes, thats uncommon

  • @nbabackcourtmedia
    @nbabackcourtmedia 2 года назад +201

    I can’t believe content this premium is actually free, I feel like I’m robbing you

    • @genericname2747
      @genericname2747 2 года назад +20

      Haha same. I am currently in his house and stealing his belongings

    • @stuffedbrains
      @stuffedbrains 2 года назад +10

      @@genericname2747 haha same. I currently am pickpocketing him for his wallet.

    • @tophatsandhobnobs5924
      @tophatsandhobnobs5924 2 года назад +10

      Haha, same. I've currently got him at knifepoint. Long day for you.

  • @DemonicNightmare
    @DemonicNightmare 8 месяцев назад +2

    Let's all take a moment to appreciate Jarvis for throwing anime references into his videos. I legit appreciate a good anime reference.

  • @ConfusedPengu1n
    @ConfusedPengu1n Месяц назад +2

    Can we just appreciate how Jarvis circulates blood through his cardiovascular system?? If you gave me 10,000 years I could never do that

  • @jacobgreen4557
    @jacobgreen4557 2 года назад +2160

    Guys, lets give a round of a clap for Jarvis. He really went above and beyond with this.. Nay every video he has ever put out. And what a smile! ❤❤❤❤❤❤

    • @ThoughtsFromMars
      @ThoughtsFromMars 2 года назад +60

      Round of clap

    • @jkutiye87
      @jkutiye87 2 года назад +25

      Round claps in gold

    • @ari1758
      @ari1758 2 года назад +53

      “Round of a clap” “Nay” mate are you from the 1700s

    • @justjaein
      @justjaein 2 года назад +6

      @@ari1758 LMFAO

    • @EifiE
      @EifiE 2 года назад +10

      Oh, Ill give Jarvis the clap

  • @moatrboat
    @moatrboat 2 года назад +113

    can we just appreciate how Jarvis turned on his camera and talked for 25+ minutes. let's appreciate how he sat on his chair. kudos my guy

    • @evann03
      @evann03 2 года назад +2

      I couldn't do that even if I had 10000 years

  • @ianian69
    @ianian69 Год назад +1

    i just find it funny how my story animated has like a fandom now, its actually quite impressive how much the animation has improved

  • @therealevilmudbug
    @therealevilmudbug Год назад +6

    5:45 oh my God Jarvis sounds so much like that parody of a gangster/mafia show from the beggining of that one episode of Arthur, I think it was called "The Bleep"

  • @gost5704
    @gost5704 2 года назад +438

    Can we just take a moment to appreciate Jarvis giving us this GOLD content for free? Really great, kudos to him. Even if I had 10000 years I wouldn’t be able to make such a high quality GOLD channel o.o

  • @chexmax2848
    @chexmax2848 2 года назад +518

    can we just appreciate how jarvis shows his emotions through his facial expressions? he is so good at it and it makes his content so fun to watch. ps love you’re vid’s

    • @willynilly1454
      @willynilly1454 2 года назад +14

      This something a npc would say

    • @eliomackinnon1949
      @eliomackinnon1949 2 года назад +46

      omg yeah like when hes happy or sad u can see it on his face

    • @shelbyinmon8654
      @shelbyinmon8654 2 года назад +6

      Are you a robot

    • @l0v3b1t3s
      @l0v3b1t3s 2 года назад +6

      please tell me this is a reference to that one quackity fan😭

    • @edoneill6138
      @edoneill6138 2 года назад

      This is some npc behavior

  • @monicaca6805
    @monicaca6805 Год назад +4

    Petition for Jarvis to post a video that’s just 10 hours of him saying “let’s all appreciate” cos I don’t think I heard him say it enough

  • @Gacha_Gabe_
    @Gacha_Gabe_ Год назад +39

    Can we appreciate Jarvis' laugh tho? It's so contagious

  • @noodroid6736
    @noodroid6736 2 года назад +432

    i know everyone is making the "let's appreciate!" joke, but fr! the video he talked about was boring, but jarvis managed to make this 25 minutes of interesting and funny commentary. even the ads make me laugh!
    jarvis, don't ever forget: you're gold and premium as hell, too!!! ❤

  • @lainebee5433
    @lainebee5433 2 года назад +341

    Can we just appreciate how appreciative everybody is in these comments? Lovin’ the vibe guys!

    • @calebdupree8728
      @calebdupree8728 Год назад +19

      I wanna appreciate your appreciation of everyone’s appreciative vibe

    • @dracofirepants8758
      @dracofirepants8758 Год назад +6

      @@calebdupree8728 well, I'll appreciate your appreciation of @Laine Bee's appreciation of these comment's appreciation for Jarvis! how meta

  • @emilyrasputin
    @emilyrasputin 2 месяца назад +1

    1:50 Can we just appreciate how Jarvis can still make me laugh with a callback to the stupid breastmilk video?

  • @dariadaniellemusic
    @dariadaniellemusic Год назад +18

    Can we just appreciate... actually everything about Jarvis? He's pretty funny! I'm a big fan of his videos.
    P.S. love your videos, Jarvis

  • @nitac7174
    @nitac7174 2 года назад +133

    I want to take a moment to appreciate Jarvis' understanding of numbers and how they work. $50,000 is certainly less than a billion. You rock Jarvis!

    • @jokc8
      @jokc8 2 года назад

      Actually, I think 50,000 is pretty close to a billion. That’s at least 10 more to a billion.

  • @averageevil801
    @averageevil801 2 года назад +1474

    Let’s all appreciate that Jarvis blurs out the background so we don’t get distracted by all the cool stuff he has. Love your vids! P.s. my midbrain nuclei neurons produce dopamine from these videos!

  • @nerdy8644
    @nerdy8644 10 месяцев назад +2

    More people need to talk about these fake animated stories

    • @serkadismuleta5515
      @serkadismuleta5515 10 месяцев назад +2

      ik like NOBODY talks about them they prob do a copy write law suit or some shi and the comments are straight up bots

  • @logan.saige5910
    @logan.saige5910 Год назад +4

    i would just like to appreciate how jarvis is able to make me laugh even when i’m not in a good place. it’s honestly really nice to have someone to laugh with, even if it’s just through a screen. ok well i sound really sad but yeah i just wanted to appreciate how much jarvis means to me

  • @manslaughter3180
    @manslaughter3180 2 года назад +220

    I'm actually not gonna jump on the train of appreciation BUT I do have to admit that, despite the fact that the story was dragging on and had almost nothing of substance in it, you still made this whole ordeal enjoyable and I loved the last part of the video. Sometimes just reading funny comments is the content one is looking for.

    • @-Manky
      @-Manky 2 года назад +5

      Idk why there's so many appreciating comments...😐

    • @ARandomAccountYT
      @ARandomAccountYT 2 года назад +6

      @@-Manky watch the end of the video and you'll see why

    • @-Manky
      @-Manky 2 года назад +3

      @@ARandomAccountYT lmfao oh okay lemme do that now

    • @retrofan-girl6382
      @retrofan-girl6382 2 года назад +1

      This is the first comment I found that doesn't say the word appreciate lol

  • @amandar91
    @amandar91 2 года назад +300

    Can we just appreciate Jarvis for the video that he put out? Even though it was about something that was kinda boring? He made it a little fun!

    • @popcornbag7897
      @popcornbag7897 2 года назад +12

      so true even if it was kinda boring i love how he made it a little bit fun

    • @alfonslinden5981
      @alfonslinden5981 2 года назад +11

      Honestly I just wanna say props to Jarvis for that.

    • @aparajita1998
      @aparajita1998 2 года назад +7

      I saw this comment right as he said it

  • @zarajday
    @zarajday 10 месяцев назад +6

    15:45 There was a hockey game in 2008 where Richard Zednik had his throat slashed open by a skate blade, and when the medics concluded he would be ok, the game went on. Team sports will not stop because one member is in the hospital.

  • @Brandon-ml2zw
    @Brandon-ml2zw 8 месяцев назад +1

    In my head canon, the gymnastics in this universe consist entirely of single back flips.

  • @MyFatherLooksLikeAPallasCat
    @MyFatherLooksLikeAPallasCat 2 года назад +106

    Literally the first thing that came to my mind when the dad said tall people can do anything was "they can't do professional gymnastics" lmao!
    Anyway imma take a moment to appreciate how jarvis made this vidoe a little fun. Never in a 100000 years I'd be able to make anything a little fun.

    • @mzpnmomojans2705
      @mzpnmomojans2705 2 года назад +6

      yeahhh I’m a pretty tall gal and despite never really expressing a desire to, my mother made it very clear that “you can never be a gymnast 😡”
      also the “it’s turns out I was actually really flexible!” made me lol

    • @Undivided_X
      @Undivided_X 2 года назад +6

      Tall people also can't drive racing cars as well as shorter people.

  • @emfontanez9041
    @emfontanez9041 2 года назад +253

    Let's just appreciate the sheer power Jarvis has to fish for compliments and succeed :')

  • @SockMan17
    @SockMan17 10 месяцев назад +1

    Watching MSA is the definition of “I started watching as a joke, but bro i dont think its a joke anymore” lowkey addicting