The Most Expensive House In The World Is A Disaster
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"i want my house to look warm and comfortable"
house looks like a psych ward for the 1%
that's an amazing description
This is not the 1%, this is the 0.0000001%. 1%ers live in mansions that look like low income housing next to this.
People talk about having enough money to live comfortably, but they never talk about having TOO MUCH money to live comfortably
"the 1%" paints a somewhat misleading picture, given it lumps in "regular" business owners with the people who might as well own the universe
there are only around 56084000 people in the world considered millionaires and only 2755 billionaires
but "the ~0.72%" and "the ~0.000035%" isn't quite as punchy-sounding i suppose
also, the first trillionaire would be "the ~0.000000013%"
the rich make for a small meal, but they should be quite filling once we get around to eating them, eh
I was at a psych ward for like 5 months and it was considerably cosier
This man met, married, and divorced his wife in the span of eight months. And then he overpaid for a house by about 350 million. Clearly someone whose judgement can be trusted without question.
i know all our sense of time got lost but covid started in begin 2020
@@sodense3402 that doesn't really disprove anything Brian said.
@@sodense3402 He said that he had met his wife 8 months prior to the time of the video being recorded
@@sodense3402 I had two years, but at 13:18 he specifies 8 months. So it wasn't even at the beginning of Covid.
Not to mention he's planning to PUT CAMERAS IN THE MENS RESTROOM AND BROADCAST THEM TO THE WOMEN'S RESTROOM!
I am deeply concerned about Nial's views on consent. He's admitted here to enjoying watching women in the bathroom on camera, assumed that all women want to watch men use the toilet on camera because he likes watching them, assumed that his male friends are going to be absolutely fine being filmed and broadcasted live using the toilet and assumed that people viewing his house are going to be comfortable seeing his sex room. Add in that he divorced his wife for 'not listening to him' and slapped Michael for interrupting him and this man is a whole big yikes for me.
Don't know what you mean, women famously love seeing unsolicited images of male genitalia and all men love sending it to them. /s
In seriousness though, imagine the lawsuit that would happen if someone did do one of those prize events and a guest (on either side) used the toilet without realising what they were signing up for.
yea u wouldn't get it
@@nitrex1143 wow funne
He's awful, but I think that makes complete sense, though. You don't get that rich by being a kind, empathetic, person... or one who cares about other people, frankly. Of course he's an absolute creep - it comes with being that wealthy.
Jeez fuck 😂 what other wildly speculative conclusions did you take from this vid? That Michael has a foot fetish because he likes shoes? That the pattern of the giraffe bones means an apocalypse is coming in 2025? He's a creep for the camera, no doubt. But touching another man's arm and saying "my wife didn't listen to me" are evidence of nothing in particular. You're connecting dots that arent even there
It's so annoying seeing how rich people used to build houses, and how they do it now. Like, where's the secret passages? The giant libraries with rolling ladders? The feel that it is likely haunted? Modern mansions are too sterile for ghosts, even the giraffe tried to leave😭
Ther was a secret door to the red room
No wonder it sold at a discount. This place is like "we have 69 toilets" whereas real palace are more like "we have a solid gold toilet".
Because trying to build a modern mansion is so much easier than the old art-deco style. Everything is industrially manufactured and cut in squares, so you just hire a bunch of Mexicans with power tools to assemble it, no artisan carpenters required anywhere. Why spend $50,000 trying to get a nicely upholstered and carved solid wood door when rich people would gladly pay the same, if not more, for a plain steel door painted in sports car color with hidden handles?
You are right, places like this has no soul, so on the bright side, the tortured souls also won't stay here 😂😂
secrets are t be kept. these guys only want to show off. social media has ruined humanity. aristocracy was different before everyone had a video camera in their hand
I was thinking, you put so much water around the house and not a single jetski or some other water vehicle to travel around it?
michael not walking on grass makes him look like he’s an npc that can’t follow you out of bounds
this killed me
His dad was probs like "Don't get your shoes dirty they are covered in diamonds."
so accurate lmao
Tbf the way he talks fits perfectly with Skyrim and Oblivion NPC conversations
His pathfinding just wouldn't allow it.
“michael’s never touched grass before, and now you’re showing him a sex dungeon??” killed me
Sounds like a line straight out of some sitcom about young parents
ok
I swear i heard him say "mfs never touched grass before"
@@thitam5003 no
@@nullempt hahah you’re right
That Niall guy is 100% a psycho. The cameras in the toilet, the "red room", the fact he met, married and divorced a woman in the span of 8 months and complains that she "doesn't listen"... I'm glad she's away from him. He's also so obviously coked out of his mind during these tours.
Also he slapped Michael’s arm when he asked him a question, if he’s willing to do that to a near-stranger/acquaintance on camera, what does he do to his partners in private??
@@_kaleidoright and the whole “she wouldn’t listen to me” thing… it feels so off hope shes okay
On the positive side, he is not abusing steroids.
If you think there’s something wrong with him, imagine being the person who married him. Crazy right?
@@waccness449tf?
Top 10 things the house SHOULD have had to be worth 500 milli:
1. A fucking waterpark.
2. A bat-cave.
3. Secret entrances/passages.
4. The SICKEST fucking home gym EVER.
5. An actual movie theatre, as in the ones in actual cinemas.
6. Fully automated AI, voice-activated system, we're talking JARVIS here.
7. Wanna do fights there? Make an octagon.
8. A game-room.
9. A library. (Yes, a little boring- yet better than whatever that shit was.
10. A trampoline park.
Bonus: ANYTHING. FUCKING ANYTHING that isn't an office, a mall fountain or a shitty statue.
- a replica of the moon pool
- a room that shows you the constallations and shit like a projector
- the SICKEST VR setup ever
- literally ANYTHING FUN?!
You know... the art is pretty good, i guess it was the only thing that made it worth 126m in the end 😂😂
A AMORY FULL OF FIREARMS LIKE GLOCKS GALIL FN FALLS
A room dedicated to megafauna fossil exhibits, think dinosaur skeletons.
Ok to be fair, I feel like you would want an office more as a practical thing; but like that office felt like it was in a carpark with a motel swimming pool like literally any office I have worked in is better.
The designer repeatedly bringing up his divorce for no reason is literally something out of a Key and Peele sketch. I can't stress enough how much it feels like a sitcom
did. i. stutter?
😂
Literally something out of Andre and Meegan
@@aldis.lime.lacroixjust then? yes
This is what happens when you care more about social media points instead of actually doing your job.
I for one find it very brave of Michael to document his first day on earth
xD
LMAO underrated comment
Lol great comment I was also thinking the same thing!😁🤣😂✌️
Lmao
underrated comment this is so funny
imagine paying 100million dollars for a home and feeling like a homeless guy sleeping in a mall
Imagine how many homeless people could sleep in this place
@@TheShadowcreatorwhy should the homeless be given a huge mansion to live in? Who’s going to pay the mortgage and/or taxes? Who’s going to pay for maintenance and bills?
@@ROVA00 ur mom
well rich people do love to cosplay poverty so that tracks lol
@@ROVA00idk why I'm responding seriously but the comment you're replying to wasn't seriously suggesting nial use the mansion as a homeless shelter.
It's just insane that we have crazy people like nial with huge amounts of wealth using them to create terrible houses that no one wants to live in, while there's millions of people who don't have a home
Nial continuously going back into him not being over his ex wife while giving a house tour feels like a legitimately hilarious comedy sketch.
Michael aggressively strolling into the bathroom, completely disregarding the conversation, is one of the most GTA things I've ever seen.
That's exactly what I thought
🎶 secret agent michaeeelll 🎵
The fact his name is Michael
That shirt tho
💯
IMO it's really annoying when these expensive houses don't have secrete passageways behind bookcases 😡
Maybe there are secret passageways but they're a secret, why he would tell us? Fuck it I'm kinda high now
Maybe not behind the bookcases but what about underground dungeons or bunkers? So yeah
I agree that they probably have dungeons but those are probably used for....reasons other than personal safety.
I would have secret rooms and passages like CRAZY lol. Also, I would be terrified to live in a house that big, because I would always believe other people were secretly living in there, and just moving around the house so I never see them, and I'd never fall asleep again...
"Secrete Passageways", a rare synonym for urethra 🤣
You completely missed the part that he said “we met 8 months ago” when talking about his ex wife. He met a girl, married her, realized it might not work out, and got a divorce all in 8 months and thought there was still a chance it would work out
She found the cameras in the bathrooms.
My biggest fear in a house like this is I would constantly worry I didn't lock all the doors
dude you have people to do that.
It’s the giraffe’s job
This is why if i have house this big, itll be built like a maze on the inside. Forgot to lock doors? Its okay the burglars cant find the way out
@@yuki97kira then you can track them down and make them work in your house-promising to let them go, of course, in a few years.
that's why you have the moats as the primary layer of defence.
Michael was so excited to touch grass, but by the ramblings about his ex wife, as well as the cameras in the bathroom, it seems that Nile had a greater need for touching the grass.
true
nile would probably put cameras in the grass
lmao
是的
是的
Woke peoples are insane. As they are.out of their God given mind. A man is a man and women is a women.
Turn to Jesus and don't allow the sinfully crazed to lead you to hell.
After hearing how Nial puts cameras in bathrooms, talks about it like it's normal, and assumes women want that, i can get why he's going through a divorce
Definitely sexually abused as a child 😟
i guess she didn't want to watch him poop on tv every morning
and after slapping someone and then saying "she doesn't listen"
ok
@@dcgeeked8917ok
Give the poor guy a break. It’s his first time on earth
Michael needs to buy a new wig.
He Stole the one he's wearing
from ANDY WARHOL'S Coffin
As for the grass thing, it is generally courteous to not walk on a well kept lawn as it can damage the grass/ create low points for water to collect in. So, as odd as it may seem, it would honestly be more surprising to see him step on the lawn without thinking given the environment he was likely raised in.
That is honestly adorable. I kept wondering why he was so excited since he has been around grass before in other videos but I guess he never walked on any of them because of his manners.
That's most likely the reason. I myself am not nearly as rich as him and it still feels wrong to step on grass (unless I'm in a park or something)
that's such a different attitude from the one I'm used to, but I suppose it's also regional. I've never been on a grass lawn that wasn't meant for animals or kids to run around in, even the nice ones with stripes.
So it was probably his first time touching grass? He’s a true gamer in spirit.
Yeah it’s one thing the military drilled out of me. In basic training when you were on base you weren’t allowed to walk on the grass. It’s been nearly ten years and I still avoid walking on grass lawns. I don’t know if that’s a thing in the US though. In uni I went to a base with civilians and they walked on grass and it made me die inside a little. Thankfully the sergeant accompanying us said something about it.
This looks like a house I’d build in the Sims with the motherload cheat when I was 10 😭 My sims would constantly complain about the huge distances they’d have to make to reach, like, the bathroom or the stove.
And the size of the house would make furniture look disproportionately small!
Especially with the nightclub in the basement. That’s pure sims.
BRO I WAS THINKING THat
@@livefree316 if your gonna make a bot at least double check your grammar. Also ya know don’t be transphobic that is also good.
@@aliceisaperson I identify with Jesus who truly TRANS forms from the darkness you're in into the marvellous kingdom of light. As Jesus transforms the human MIND, heart and enlightens the soul.
You're being groomed by Satan's lies that has you allowing lying men to mock the beautiful journey of a God created female.
I love how even Micheal, who’s probably never used a public restroom IN HIS LIFE, was like “you’re gonna put…….cameras?”
Even for rich people, that guy is weird.
Yes
Yeah he’s F’n creepy for real.
And what’s with that ‘RED ROOM’?
………………..Do ya really think?
It’s the creepy rich guys that do that
repent of your sins and ask JESUS for forgiveness
public restrooms dont have cameras in them?? wtf are you talking about
My favorite part is when he says that the flowers are fake because sustainability is important then immediately says ‘THERE ARE SEVEN ELEVATORS IN THIS HOUSE!’ 😂😂😂
And 69 toilets, this makes it the most expensive house in the world.
And it’s surrounded by water, in a dry area. So sustainable.
"Schadenfreude" is a German word describing the joy about someone elses bad luck. It's not quite the right word here, i've got another German word for you: "Fremdscham" is the feeling of physical pain you get about another person humiliating themselves, the feeling of shame about someone elses' stupidity.
Is frendscham the equivalent of cringe or is it more specific?
@@Jefstito I'd say that's exactly right. Cringe can be used there too, but Fremdscham is a little more specific. The literal translation for Fremdscham would be "foreign shame".
Thanks, I was going to comment that he had pretty much exactly the wrong word. 😛
It's funny, Nial and Michael seem like two totally different flavors of super rich. Michael is the ignorant, sheltered type who's never stepped on grass before. And Nial is the kind of rich psychopath who puts cameras in bathrooms and makes art from dead exotic animals.
The red room debacle really showcased that
I saw this comment prior to the video, and like- like I thought you were joking like I thought it was hyperbole
I was wrong. You weren't being hyperbolic at all, they are completely like that 👁👁
@@whyamidoingthis5236 lol I wonder what was in that room. Michael legit looked like he saw a ghost.
And both flavors need to be eaten 🤑
@@Steph-xq3sx Yeah, ok. Calm down Hannibal Lecter
It kinda feels like when I would design houses on the sims 3 at like, age 12, where I would just create the biggest house possible and then have a nervous breakdown cause I didn't know how to fill the rooms up
FR
literally when danny said "it seems like this guy just wanted to hit a certain amount of square footage but then couldn't figure out how to fill the rooms" i was like oh yeah like when i build a house in the sims
@@Jo-sv9io i was just listening that part and i had to stop the video because i thought the same, like the houses i made in the sims at 10
The answer is multiple sitting rooms and rooms with really specific purposes.
If I were to have bought that house it would’ve been to turn it into an orphanage. There’s enough room for like 100 kids and there’s enough activities. I would switch out some of the features and rooms though, the cameras in the bathrooms need to be taken down ASAP and the night club would just be turned into a dance studio. At least one of the pools would be removed, weren’t there like 3? And one of them was on the roof or something? That sounds like a problem waiting to happen. I remember he put suede or something on the walls and that would have to go. I would probably make sure there was an art studio and a big library as well.
Niall is very weirdly generalizing how guys put camera in girl’s bathrooms and I think we all have figured out why he thinks this way. But then he’s like “now I’m thinking like the girls!”
I can guarantee you a woman’s response to being unconsensually filmed in the bathroom isn’t to do the same thing back. This isn’t a prank war. We just don’t want to be filmed in the bathroom.
You completely missed what he was saying. He wasn’t saying that in a “I’ll get them back” way. It was in a “now I get to watch them, too” way.
My parents live in a house (modest, for the neighborhood) overlooking this monstrosity. When they first started building it they took out three regular Bel Aire houses (i.e. mansions) and flattened the site. Then they started putting in pilings like you'd see supporting a freeway on-ramp to hold up one end of one of the outdoor areas, probably around 5000 sq ft just for that part. Beneath the whole thing is parking for around 60 cars and wrapping around the whole site, under the living areas, is a private running track that's around a mile or so in length. They were working on it for around 5 years and at first we couldn't decide if they were building an office or a` museum as it looked kinda like the Getty Center which is nearby. But no, it's a single stupid home with multiple swimming pools and nobody to love it.
"THIS MAN HAS NEVER TOUCHED GRASS AND YOU BROUGHT HIM INTO A SEX DUNGEON!?"
That is the funniest fucking quote I've ever heard. And his ex-wife's body is 100% in that "Red Room"
If not her's, definitely somebody's
@Safwaan what do you mean?
EX?
No it’s the rest of the giraffes body
that dude 1000% touches kids down there.
some pizza gate type stuff. that poor dude seemed legitimately horrified :(
How disrespectful to be standing in a hundred million dollar house and implying that a wing sculpture will help kids in third world countries.. in the arts.. Bruh how are we the same species
Judging by this tour....no. He is his own thing.
he also says the house will help millions of people and change the world because he is going to stage boxing matches on the lawn that cost 35,000 a ticket and make a show about the house which will have him in so ''it will be relatable'' lol. Pewdiepie did a long reaction video and there was heaps more weird stuff!
Seriously
@@convoree - he is the one who built (well, loosely planned) the house for hundreds of millions of $$$. His ex wife designed the sculpture, and she was meant to do some art classes in third world countries according to him in the original video lol. So that's how his sculpture will teach the arts to kids in the third world (which obviously it won't - but let's be clear he wasn't planning on donating a cent of the money he made to any causes. He was actually hugely in debt and needed the money to cover all his debts!)
This video doesn't cover the craziest part - he mentions throughout the tour that the house is going to make the world a better palce and is all part of some master plan. At the end he explains it as basically "you know how because of covid all the venues are closed, so nothing is going on and everyone is sad? Well this house is gonna be a new venue we can use instead!". It's like he doesn't understand the link between the lack of social events and lockdown's rules against congregating in groups.
This honestly feels like a parody of how rich people live! My favorite parts were Nial getting choked up taking about his divorce while casually alluding to him being controlling. And also Michael looking scarred by the red room 😂
Michael is absurdly rich but I can't help but feel an inkling of bad when he emerged from the room looking like he'd just seen the flayed corpse of cthulu
Good thing he clarified that the giraffe skeleton is anatomically correct - you meet so many posers with anatomically *incorrect* giraffe skeletons in their homes, it's crazy.
Yeah dude, the amount of people with anatomically incorrect giraffe skeletons in their homes is honestly disgusting. It's 2022 people, this shit isn't okay anymore smh
embarrassing amateurs with their fake skeletons SMH 😒
@@solala1312 it makes me sick to my stomach when I learn that someone I trusted has an anatomically incorrect giraffe skeleton.
@@Mari_Beri That's why I count the bones every time. Tells you a lot about a person when they only have like 204 or something. Really dishonest of them.
Unless the phallus is made of solid gold, I'm still calling him a poser.
I love how the seller is slowly showing how terrible his life is and instead of therapy he does this.
goes to show that money cant fix all your problems
He’s the embodiment of “Men would rather X than go to therapy”
no
@@livefree316
Dude what the fuck
@@pugfann But maybe therapy can. 😆
I feel like when Nile says he had a "deeper connection than you could ever imagine" that I've felt much deeper connection with my dog. If you met and divorced someone all in the last couple of years, your connection must not have been all that deep. Hopefully this guy isn't continuing to harass this woman
It wasn’t even a couple years it was in the span of eight months
The bit in the Nial house tour that I noticed was Michael saying "You couldn't live here by yourself", and Nial says "I live here by myself."...
In a house with a herb growing cabinet he doesn't use, and a watch-winding cabinet he doesn't use ...
All "stuff" to try and fill an empty life.
“Rich men will do a $500M house tour, instead of going to therapy.” Absolute right on take, dude! 😂
What da dog doin? 🐕
Truly tragic considering that money could get you the most skilled therapist ever
It's so sad
it’s true, i need to stop doing that 😔
They think that buying materialistic things will make them happy
Michael is the only one who would take someone telling him to “touch grass” in a good way
He literally never touch grass
I can….I can touch it????? Really?????
@@k1lljxwcl Holy shit, this is what grass feels like???
I do
Hey man, you should touch grass sometime I think you’d really enjoy it :)
I saw the original house tour and had no idea what the hell was going on. I thought these two were trespassing. As for the size of the house, you could have squatters living in this/your house and not know it.
My fears exactly! I would be constantly paranoid that I'm not alone in a house that big
Especially cause so much of it is just... open? Like the area with all the couches next to the lawn has no doors or windows to close it up. Unless there's like shutters you can close at night, that's a free pass for anyone to get inside whenever they want. I'm sure that it has some kinda security since it was just sitting there for so long, but still.
I want to see these people go to a regular house so bad did you see how they would react.
“What do you mean your house doesn’t have a water feature?”
“so you’re telling me you DONT have a home theater”
“Only 1500 square feet??”
I would geniuinely enjoy giving Michael a house tour😂
Im not easily offended by weird remarks and it would be funny to see him basically just "????!!?!?" At all times.
Also idk I wanna explain to this guy that how I live is probably STILL above average comfort!
We live on one salary, and do pretty ok.
Idk I wonder how he would be. Like if hed be rude about it, on purpose.
Or maybe accidently kinda rude, but in the way a child says something "mean" bc they have no filter😂
Obviously eat the rich, but I would like to educate the rich too😂
Michael being clueless while looking like 80s’ lifeguard during party scene is possibly one of the most entertaining things this week
he looks like what i imagined trump did during his party playboy phase before fame😂
it's like those houses in the sims where you used a cheat code and want to build the most expensive house possible but the most expensive option always looks very ugly. so you just sigh and go for anatomically correct gold skeleton of a giraffe
me watching my friend type "motherlode motherlode motherlode motherlode motherlode motherlode motherlode motherlode motherlode motherlode"
and then building the ugliest fucking house my goddamn eyes have ever seen
We've all been there!
@@ejynk Familyfunds enters the chat
i love this comment so much.
every time I try and do that, it not only looks ugly but idk what the fuck to actually put in it
That house is like an international airport, not like a home at all and proof positive that some people need to be paying more tax to assist their communities
Michaels one of those internet personalities that I want to hate because he is so flippant with money and out of touch with reality, but can't bring myself to it. Something about his child like amazement at even the most basic of things, his weird mannerisms and blissful ignorance is so likeable for some reason.
Right?! I mean obviously eat the rich, but maybe we can just snack on him? Like just a lil nibble😂
I think its because hes boisterous with his money, but in a way that is kind of accidental? Like to him this is NORMAL.
This is how he lives.
Hes so out of touch that all his showing off might actually be on accident 😂
@@francescapatti2934Gonna be honest, I never got the whole "eat the rich" thing
@@yipflaptheexecutioner6519it’s not literal. Eat the rich means forcibly redistribute their wealth.
The fact that the guy calls it a red room and the camera man wasn’t allowed inside is genuinely a little concerning knowing what a red room is typically referring too
Im clueless,
what dose it refer to?
@@Kiwi-Bird. prolly the fact that Red rooms are rumored online spaces within the dark web, used to hide illegal activity online. also I believe the term " Red room" is a room you can pay to watch someone be k1lled or smth as well.
@@Kiwi-Bird. It's a room where you torture/kill people usually streamed to places on the dark web
@@Kiwi-Bird. Apparently it's a name for live murder feeds found on the dark web. I see information saying that these are internet hoaxes, but regardless the way his room is presented makes it sound like it could be his "murder room".
I'm guessing it's a kinky sex room though; those often get decked out in red.
@@Kiwi-Bird. it's an urban legend about livestreams on parts of the dark web where people would watch people get tortured and could submit their suggestions in chat
Danny now has a couch? We are experiencing a new Danny era.
i was just about to comment about that
This is a new generation
WHERE’D THE FLOOR SHELF GO lol
frrr
Someone has already copied this comment
What do you mean "who needs a moat in their house?" How else do you fend off goblins?
defend from the poor people ofc
oh boy, as an avid collector of giraffe miniatures I felt personally attacked through most of the video, but then vindicated when Danny FINALLY realized how UNBELIEVABLY COOL a golden giraffe skeleton is, and when Nial had a visible erection while talking about it 16:04
*me going back solely to see if he actually had an erection
He WHAT
Oh my stars he does
Oh my...
He... what... why..?
My favorite part of this tour is when the creator explained that he me met, dated, proposed, married, and divorced this women he met during covid. And it was like only 1 year into the pandemic. That means he did all of that in less than a year. What a guy.
Doesn't he even say he met her "8 months ago"?
and i only managed to learn how to bake banana bread in that span of time...
LESS THAN A YEAR! He said he only met her EIGHT MONTHS AGO!
I've been talking with a woman I really like for EIGHT MONTHS and we've only been on ONE DATE. I can't IMAGINE fucking PROPOSING much less getting married and DIVORCING HER in that timespan!
and then for him to refer to them as 'soulmates' with a 'deeper connection than you could ever imagine' like.....ok why are you divorced then
I feel like their are some major red flags for abuse here. Criticising her as "not listening" to him, the fact that she's from Argentina, the extreme speed this all happened, the weird sex dungeon, that I'm pretty sure Niall is on coke during the house tour.
“How about that? Look, I’m on the grass guys!”
The joy, the wonder, the enthusiasm this man puts into this sentence. Truly a remarkable and revolutionary moment in his life. It almost gives me the motivation to go outside one day too… and maybe even touch grass…
Underrated comment lol
Honestly, that was a weirdly wholesome quote to me for some reason. Just something about how enthusiastic he was about walking on grass, lmao.
💀🤣
Xd
I don’t know if it’s just a British thing (lawns have a lot of traditional connotations over here) but it’s common to not walk on lawns - they’re a status symbol and perfect, pristine lawns are difficult and expensive to maintain.
So this man created a psych ward for a house idea, has a obsession with giraffe skeletons (which someone attempted to shoot for "reasons"), created a bathroom with a monitor that spy's on the other and calls it ingenious, and has a room the camera can't show thats apparently worse than showing him admitting to felony (tf?)...
it was definitely the ex's fault for being from Argentina.
The candle Danny has is currently worth $13.00 on target.
The house was worth 500 million.
So that means the house is actually worth 38461538.4615 times more than the candle.
This guy acts like he's got this massive house all to himself and just desperately wants someone to talk to. I can imagine him sitting in the nightclub all alone with the music and lights going
Oh my god, like that scene with Michael in the office in his hotel room all alone but 1 million times more depressing lol.
it's so true. you don't go on random tangents about your ex-wife to strangers if you're not like. incredibly lonely
HE JUST NEEDS TO JOIN THE ALPHA MALES-this is s joke please don’t cancel me
or that one vine
that’s such a funny visual
michael is like a whole different specimen. he’s so fascinating. how is he so excited about grass. and then niall is a whole different story, i don’t want to talk about him.
For real, it's the weird rich uncle vibe and the Sketchy rich psycho vibe.
We don't talk about niall, all, all, all.
girl its nile like the river not like the one direction member
Oop-
@@FuzzyDovely We don't talk about Niaaaallllll
7:48 -“I wanted to make the house warm and comfortable…” while you hear the echo of footsteps squeaking against the floor. 😂😂😂 This house is a nightmare!
If you told me this was a comedy bit parodying the ultra rich I would 100% believe it.
The house feels so much like when you’re making a giant sims house and then start having trouble filling it. Some rooms are weirdly sparse, some rooms feel like you just plopped a pre-designed business from the gallery, and almost all rooms are clutter devoid because you got bored putting clutter into everything to make it look like an actual home.
and honestly anyone who plays Sims would do a better job decorating
@@paadoxal Not me, I absolutely suck at decorating houses 😔
Mansions are not fun to make even, I just get bored at the first room
And the red room is clearly where he keeps all the people who paint pictures to sell to make building such a crazy house possible, he may also have a walled off pool for the ones who step out of line.
Summed up VERY well
“This is my red room, you’re not allowed to see it”
That is the most sketchiest thing anyone has ever said in a RUclips video.
This needs more attention along with the others who commented about this
that’s where he’s keeping his ex wife
@@thebeakeddoctor my gut instinct was CP
it’s so weird bc it’s not even his. he’s just the designer and not the homeowner. imagine ur realtor showing u a house and being like “this is MY kitchen”
_STAY OUTTA MY SHED!_
I don't know about you guys, but whenever I build a mansion in Minecraft (which is the most my broke ass can aspire towards) I always include a secret dungeon and torture room. I like to kidnap villagers and trap them in the building, to act as my servants. When they try to escape too often, they get sent to the red room.
Cmon, if i was spending millions on a house im building a castle, not an ugly ass gta garage
This kinda reminds me of the first time i played minecraft. Like after the crappy first dirt hut home, you gather the resources to make a really nice, cool-looking house, but then build the building before realizing what you wanna put in it. So you end up using giant spaces and being like “this is a plant room i guess”.
Ummm this is the furnace room?
As someone who is from Argentina and wouldn’t listen to him, I get why it didn’t work out.
Same. My marriage with sex-dungeon, cameras-in-bathroom weirdo would also last less that 8 months.
Yeah, as a fellow Argentinean same experience here
At least his stupid sculpture is helping us in some way.
@@kiwi1361 😂😂😂
What? Sorry, I didn't listen. I'm Argentinian.
I love that he called the house ’warm and homely’. It looks more like a cold, sterile office building. Like one of those large fancy offices you find in those large skyscraper buildings in the city. And does a home really need to be that big and have so much pointless stuff in it? It just looks like it would be a pain to maintain. What’s wrong with living in a normal sized home that you can clean more easily?
this is so true because even an average / big ish family would be so far apart all the time in this house. like you’d have to walk so far and so long to have a conversation with someone yk? and if the family is hanging out the entire day, then there’s 100 rooms not being used??? just weird.
People who live in these huge ass houses aren't cleaning or maintaining them themselves
Lol at the thought that rich ppl clean their homes. They pay people to do that
"clean"?????? LMFAO. Buddy, these people don't clean, ever. They have maids that do it all.
@@saturnsings3471 These types of people cut their family off. No one with that kind of money is involved in a big happy family.
"the lucky winner of negative 350million dollars"
I chuckled 😂
Producer Micheal was in British Army. It’s quite common over here that ex military stick to traditions. It’s just all part of respect, you use the path instead of the grass. Forever have I been doing this out of routine 😊
I think that it’s HILARIOUS how this dude is just spilling all his relationship drama in this random house tour video… like wtf? 😂😂😂😂
he's 100% on drugs lmao
@@nervousham he was coked up out of his mind. if you watch other interviews of Nile he's much more chill/less erratic.
ok
Honestly, I’d continue watching these house tours for the drama. It’s great.
He’s going through it lol it was his “soul mate” sounds like they did way too many hits of LSD and when the party was over she was like GET ME THE F OUT OF HERE LOL
I don’t fucking know why but the phrase “mf never touched grass before” made laugh so hard
It got me too 😂😂
Timestamp?
@@-aamondm6868 17:16
sameeee laughed so hard
ok
I swear, people must have been telling Michael to touch grass, but he thought it was actual requests from his fans
No secret passageways, no towers, no cozy breakfast nook, no tea/coffee room, no open-air atrium, no rugs, no warm brickworks. 0/10.
As someone who lives in a 3rd world country, i can confirm that the wing sculpture is really helping us here.
they are sending ✨ thoughts & prayers ✨ to third world countries.
As a fellow 3rd word country citizen, I confirm
Did you guys get all the Facebook likes? Hope they're helping
@@peps1943 hahaha😂😂😂
Same, idk what I would do if no one had created that wing sculpture, my life would be in shambles, I wouldn't even be able to walk on grass if that didn't exist.
I legitimately feel pity for Michael after seeing his reaction to the Red Room. Poor guy's gonna need to do some more house tours to avoid going to the therapy he's gonna need after seeing whatever was in there
It's a "red room", in which are usually used for things like personal snuff films
@@luci7970 wait- wtf
@@eryn2883 yeeeeeaaaaaa
@@luci7970 I was thinking that, it would explain Michael's reaction. And with filthy rich people that are numb to most things, anything is possible
@@eryn2883 yes red rooms are used for livestreamed torture and murder. Dunno if that's the case for this one
This is the type of house I’d design at 2am in the Sims with cheat codes
This is like a sims house that I end up making because I went WAY overboard, and I never end up finishing or using.
i cannot imagine how "the largest house in the urban world" could possibly be a positive thing in times of unprecedented housingcrisis
Rich people don’t care about that you silly goose
right? like the whole time i was just thinking "how many people could live there"
I just wonder how they keep themselves sane in such a huge, empty house
@@superfan364 I think it’s pretty clear they’re not sane
Yeah they were talking about those $2 million shoes and my blood pressure started going up
Being rich is a total failure of character
I kept laughing at how Niall kept bringing up his ex wife at the most random times for no damn reason. This man is heartbroken 😂
Shortly after this filming he drunk-called her sobbing to come back to him, bet.
Men would rather built the most expensive house in the world instead of going to therapy
@@TheSimplyCooking no amount of rooms will fill an empty heart💔
ok
Yeah this diamond is really big but not as big as the hole in my heart left by my ex wife
Those dudes are living proof that all the money in the world can't buy good taste/style and most importantly..... Respect!
10:50 okay no one will stop my from walking up on those walls then falling and hurting myself
the way these men talk, walk, interact, and design houses feels exactly like if the Sims were real
The multiple toilet tooo like i did that to make them all go at once to save time
This is how I furnish my sims houses so I dont get distracted by clutter
They got this rich using motherlode
This is definitely how I tend to build my houses in Sims. Make the rooms huge, then I don't know what to put in them.
And I definitely had the same thought about it reminding me of the Sims when Michael did the weird thing with the grass. There are several instances where they move like Sims that are struggling with pathing.
This is exactly how I built my Sims house when I was a kid with motherlodes of money.
On behalf of all women everywhere literally, I could happily go my entire life without seeing an image, let alone video, of a man peeing as I’m also in the bathroom.
it's sick, he clearly spies on women in the bathroom because he wants to feel like he has power over them, and he just assumes that women naturally want to do the same thing to men. like no woman in the world wants to do that, it's his own creepy abusive misogynistic idea of entertainment
On behalf of most men, we also do not want to see that.
You cannot speak for all women because you are only one person.
Or have you met _every_ woman on the planet and got close enough with them that they share all their sexual secrets and weird fetishes with you?
No?
That's what I thought.
Even seeing my bf pee, after nearly 5 years together and seeing it many times is kinda awkward.
We often go to toilet together, cause we spend long time gaming, so if one built up courage to get up both of us are gonna go. And the toilet has long refill period.
I love how his idea of what women want is "the same predatory behaviour as me but towards men" and he never once thought "this demographic that has been a victim of predatory behaviour might NOT want to be predators themselves".
No wonder his wife left him
16:04 damn Nile REALLY loves that giraffe bro sporting a bone dog
The way Micheal entered the toilet had me laughing for several minutes
I feel like not enough people are talking about the cameras in the men's bathroom. Like that's fucking disgusting.
I like how Niall is like, yeah, this is basically feminist! Instead of WOMEN being watched pissing by sexual predators at clubs, footage of the MEN pissing will be shown to the women! Haha, yes, that's turning the tables! Women will love that!
agreed dude. don’t know what sort of logic that is but it’s ridiculous. stay away from Niall
I feel uncomfortable knowing he put that out there on a RUclips video for all to see. Like, what kind of person is he in his personal life? Should someone maybe be keeping an eye on him? Definitely not while in the bathroom tho
Ikkkk like I don’t even have words for that part… like literally the whole video was just like ?? But then he just offhandedly mentioned that and moved on and I was like UM WHAT
I'm fairly sure Niall is an actual rapist. And sexual predators always think that *everyone* thinks the same way they do. So Niall's thinking, "I would LOVE to have hidden cameras in women's bathrooms, which means *all men* would love to have hidden cameras in women's bathrooms, which means *all women* would love to have hidden cameras in men's bathrooms!"
Like no, dude, not everyone thinks like that. And women especially don't. We already deal with enough unwelcome dick pics being sent to us... Just let us poop in peace.
Michael is like a child, confused, curious, easily distracted, and excited about the simplest things. He's so sheltered that he manages to be kind of sweet, even if he is still a totally out-of-touch absurdly rich person. Nial is a completely different brand of rich, completely insane and out-of-touch with every single human being on the planet, thinking he can speak for everyone on things that make no sense, not understanding his clear mental issues related to his ex wife, and seeming like he could snap at any moment.
@@NA-gf1zy say that to generational wealth
@@s.t.8060 You should explain stuff you bring up? How is access to wealth problematic? Wealth can literally mean many things like having a house and such so please explain.
@@NA-gf1zy Agree no one should be hating on someone's wealth if they didn't exploit, scam a human or whatever
@@s.t.8060 I see you should refrain them then as billionaires because you can be wealthy without destroying another humans right
@@s.t.8060 Yea you are right
The house looks like a museum. It looks like an art room but scaled up 100 times over. With that same money, you could've built the greatest castle of all time.
When Michael walked on grass for the first time he was probably scared to do it before because that's where bees pee.
I'm from Argentina (third world country) and seeing that sculpture solved all my problems!! I now have a good job with a decent salary. I'm so happy! I'm gonna pass around this video so that everyone here sees the sculpture and fix this country!!
You’re from Argentina? Are you that guy’s ex-wife?
Michael!! I have found the ex-wife
Valen callampa los argentinos
2015 2016🇨🇱
are you the guys ex wife?
Fun fact: every woman from Argentina is that guys ex-wife
There is nothing less relatable than the phrase, "I've never walked on grass."
Me who grew up in a drought 👀
@@friendlyneigborhoodbean me who was born, raised and lives in a desert 👀
Redditors can relate
Talk to genshin impact players and then see
@@YeetusTheFetus lmao or anyone who is a weeb
Michael skirting along the grass trying not to touch it has some real Oblivion NPCs vibe to it!!
Every time I see Michael just absolutely storm into the bathroom like he expects to see something I can’t stop laughing😂😂😂😂
I’m so worried why both giraffe sculptures were either fenced in or in a glass box. Like why are they locked up. Do they come alive?
Real answer: So that if they fall apart the pieces remain in one place. The area is prone to earthquakes and the like, so even the best attachments may not hold.
he saw night at the museum and got scared
the glass box is probably to keep the dust away. The fence? no idea
They get shot at and he doesn’t want the giraffes to die.
the giraffe sculptures get a bit quirky at night
I weirdly like Michael for his awkward interactions and somewhat lackluster commentary. I don't know why but him walking on grass was kind of wholesome
I like your profile picture 👍
michael seems like a genuinely sweet guy, just out of touch with reality. Rich grandpa vibe
Seems way more wholesome than the other guy.
People like him are super frightening because you don’t know what he will do/has done or how he made all that money. And they manipulate others easily.
Ya too bad I can’t unremember the fact that he has a red room in which he likely does a bunch of fucked up stuff to women &/or children like Epstein and all the rich people he hung out with
5:27
Assuming that candle is the black matte candle from the brand the flaming candle, it would be $18.65 which means that house is 8,042,895.4423592 times the amount of that candle
*That ‘find ya’* *-* 12:25 *got me!* *XD*
This guy married a woman after knowing her for less than eight months, and he's surprised they immediately got divorced?
Facts
During the hight of Covid apparently too, so they probably weren't even able to see each other that much. What did he think was gonna happen?
Im kind of sceptical that they're soul mates not sure tho could be... 🤔
@@annalisekime5237 lol ikr
I know so many people who have married people they hardly know, but they're mormons so it's normal for them lmaooooo 😭 idk what niall's excuse is though
it’d be more interesting to me to see these insanely rich people like him tour regular peoples houses, what would their commentary be when they’re already so out of touch with reality in their own houses
Now that's a show I would watch
I'd bet money he never stepped foot in a regular house.
"What an interesting doghouse...wait this is your whole house where you a human live?"
i wanna see rich ppl touring college dorms
They'd think the house is just the entry way bruh
I'm glad stuff like this exist because it's show to people that maybe, just maybe, Infinite wealth is not as better as we often think it is, to our normal life. This isn't a house, living there would feel like living in a Museum or a Skyscrapper's hall.
nothing like going to the bathroom at 2 am to get your thirsty self some water and having to go into a *public bathroom in your 8 kazillion dollar house*
I know Michael probably has like an army of security guards, but I still feel like I need to protect him? Specifically from Nyle.
I’m dead 💀
His camera man is actually also his body guard
you got bumbling old man fever
His body language and safe distance definitely changed after Nile smacked his arm and started talking about how his wife wouldn't listen to him. Michael definitely played it off well for the camera with his silly roll-away thing.
I think most people need protection from Nyle
The downside buying these big mansions is that you most likely get robbed because the house is so damn big and you probably need to hire security to look over your house overnight
Read my name
Hmmmmm....
Sounds more like the upside to these houses are that they make rich people easier to rob.
And it's a lot to keep clean and dust
@@esterbun9356 true and not only that but landscaping too like cutting the grass or trim bushes, that be too much work for me lol
@@esterbun9356 That's the first thing I thought of...how in the world do they keep a house like that clean? How many maids does that even take? And how much does it cost just to keep the house clean?
the house is looking like a community college
2:39 “NO BEER ADAM.” Good lord, I won’t.