The designer repeatedly bringing up his divorce for no reason is literally something out of a Key and Peele sketch. I can't stress enough how much it feels like a sitcom
also as a sidepoint rich people love to pretend that they're helping with issues "you see this $10,000+ sculpture is helping kids in 3rd world countries learn the arts" like mate, donating $100 of paint would be more helpful. They don't care that a multimillionaire has a sculpture in their $100 million mansion
the way his shirt looks, how he entered the bathroom aggressively ignoring the whole convo nd the fact that his name is Michael... everything says that this is js a scene from GTA
Good thing he clarified that the giraffe skeleton is anatomically correct - you meet so many posers with anatomically *incorrect* giraffe skeletons in their homes, it's crazy.
Yeah dude, the amount of people with anatomically incorrect giraffe skeletons in their homes is honestly disgusting. It's 2022 people, this shit isn't okay anymore smh
@@Mari_Beri That's why I count the bones every time. Tells you a lot about a person when they only have like 204 or something. Really dishonest of them.
It's so annoying seeing how rich people used to build houses, and how they do it now. Like, where's the secret passages? The giant libraries with rolling ladders? The feel that it is likely haunted? Modern mansions are too sterile for ghosts, even the giraffe tried to leave😭
Because trying to build a modern mansion is so much easier than the old art-deco style. Everything is industrially manufactured and cut in squares, so you just hire a bunch of Mexicans with power tools to assemble it, no artisan carpenters required anywhere. Why spend $50,000 trying to get a nicely upholstered and carved solid wood door when rich people would gladly pay the same, if not more, for a plain steel door painted in sports car color with hidden handles? You are right, places like this has no soul, so on the bright side, the tortured souls also won't stay here 😂😂
secrets are t be kept. these guys only want to show off. social media has ruined humanity. aristocracy was different before everyone had a video camera in their hand
"the 1%" paints a somewhat misleading picture, given it lumps in "regular" business owners with the people who might as well own the universe there are only around 56084000 people in the world considered millionaires and only 2755 billionaires but "the ~0.72%" and "the ~0.000035%" isn't quite as punchy-sounding i suppose also, the first trillionaire would be "the ~0.000000013%" the rich make for a small meal, but they should be quite filling once we get around to eating them, eh
This man met, married, and divorced his wife in the span of eight months. And then he overpaid for a house by about 350 million. Clearly someone whose judgement can be trusted without question.
it's like those houses in the sims where you used a cheat code and want to build the most expensive house possible but the most expensive option always looks very ugly. so you just sigh and go for anatomically correct gold skeleton of a giraffe
me watching my friend type "motherlode motherlode motherlode motherlode motherlode motherlode motherlode motherlode motherlode motherlode" and then building the ugliest fucking house my goddamn eyes have ever seen
I am deeply concerned about Nial's views on consent. He's admitted here to enjoying watching women in the bathroom on camera, assumed that all women want to watch men use the toilet on camera because he likes watching them, assumed that his male friends are going to be absolutely fine being filmed and broadcasted live using the toilet and assumed that people viewing his house are going to be comfortable seeing his sex room. Add in that he divorced his wife for 'not listening to him' and slapped Michael for interrupting him and this man is a whole big yikes for me.
Don't know what you mean, women famously love seeing unsolicited images of male genitalia and all men love sending it to them. /s In seriousness though, imagine the lawsuit that would happen if someone did do one of those prize events and a guest (on either side) used the toilet without realising what they were signing up for.
He's awful, but I think that makes complete sense, though. You don't get that rich by being a kind, empathetic, person... or one who cares about other people, frankly. Of course he's an absolute creep - it comes with being that wealthy.
Jeez fuck 😂 what other wildly speculative conclusions did you take from this vid? That Michael has a foot fetish because he likes shoes? That the pattern of the giraffe bones means an apocalypse is coming in 2025? He's a creep for the camera, no doubt. But touching another man's arm and saying "my wife didn't listen to me" are evidence of nothing in particular. You're connecting dots that arent even there
I would have secret rooms and passages like CRAZY lol. Also, I would be terrified to live in a house that big, because I would always believe other people were secretly living in there, and just moving around the house so I never see them, and I'd never fall asleep again...
michael is like a whole different specimen. he’s so fascinating. how is he so excited about grass. and then niall is a whole different story, i don’t want to talk about him.
It kinda feels like when I would design houses on the sims 3 at like, age 12, where I would just create the biggest house possible and then have a nervous breakdown cause I didn't know how to fill the rooms up
literally when danny said "it seems like this guy just wanted to hit a certain amount of square footage but then couldn't figure out how to fill the rooms" i was like oh yeah like when i build a house in the sims
If I were to have bought that house it would’ve been to turn it into an orphanage. There’s enough room for like 100 kids and there’s enough activities. I would switch out some of the features and rooms though, the cameras in the bathrooms need to be taken down ASAP and the night club would just be turned into a dance studio. At least one of the pools would be removed, weren’t there like 3? And one of them was on the roof or something? That sounds like a problem waiting to happen. I remember he put suede or something on the walls and that would have to go. I would probably make sure there was an art studio and a big library as well.
That Niall guy is 100% a psycho. The cameras in the toilet, the "red room", the fact he met, married and divorced a woman in the span of 8 months and complains that she "doesn't listen"... I'm glad she's away from him. He's also so obviously coked out of his mind during these tours.
Also he slapped Michael’s arm when he asked him a question, if he’s willing to do that to a near-stranger/acquaintance on camera, what does he do to his partners in private??
After hearing how Nial puts cameras in bathrooms, talks about it like it's normal, and assumes women want that, i can get why he's going through a divorce
This looks like a house I’d build in the Sims with the motherload cheat when I was 10 😭 My sims would constantly complain about the huge distances they’d have to make to reach, like, the bathroom or the stove.
@@aliceisaperson I identify with Jesus who truly TRANS forms from the darkness you're in into the marvellous kingdom of light. As Jesus transforms the human MIND, heart and enlightens the soul. You're being groomed by Satan's lies that has you allowing lying men to mock the beautiful journey of a God created female.
“How about that? Look, I’m on the grass guys!” The joy, the wonder, the enthusiasm this man puts into this sentence. Truly a remarkable and revolutionary moment in his life. It almost gives me the motivation to go outside one day too… and maybe even touch grass…
I don’t know if it’s just a British thing (lawns have a lot of traditional connotations over here) but it’s common to not walk on lawns - they’re a status symbol and perfect, pristine lawns are difficult and expensive to maintain.
As for the grass thing, it is generally courteous to not walk on a well kept lawn as it can damage the grass/ create low points for water to collect in. So, as odd as it may seem, it would honestly be more surprising to see him step on the lawn without thinking given the environment he was likely raised in.
That is honestly adorable. I kept wondering why he was so excited since he has been around grass before in other videos but I guess he never walked on any of them because of his manners.
that's such a different attitude from the one I'm used to, but I suppose it's also regional. I've never been on a grass lawn that wasn't meant for animals or kids to run around in, even the nice ones with stripes.
Yeah it’s one thing the military drilled out of me. In basic training when you were on base you weren’t allowed to walk on the grass. It’s been nearly ten years and I still avoid walking on grass lawns. I don’t know if that’s a thing in the US though. In uni I went to a base with civilians and they walked on grass and it made me die inside a little. Thankfully the sergeant accompanying us said something about it.
My favorite part of this tour is when the creator explained that he me met, dated, proposed, married, and divorced this women he met during covid. And it was like only 1 year into the pandemic. That means he did all of that in less than a year. What a guy.
LESS THAN A YEAR! He said he only met her EIGHT MONTHS AGO! I've been talking with a woman I really like for EIGHT MONTHS and we've only been on ONE DATE. I can't IMAGINE fucking PROPOSING much less getting married and DIVORCING HER in that timespan!
I feel like their are some major red flags for abuse here. Criticising her as "not listening" to him, the fact that she's from Argentina, the extreme speed this all happened, the weird sex dungeon, that I'm pretty sure Niall is on coke during the house tour.
The house feels so much like when you’re making a giant sims house and then start having trouble filling it. Some rooms are weirdly sparse, some rooms feel like you just plopped a pre-designed business from the gallery, and almost all rooms are clutter devoid because you got bored putting clutter into everything to make it look like an actual home.
And the red room is clearly where he keeps all the people who paint pictures to sell to make building such a crazy house possible, he may also have a walled off pool for the ones who step out of line.
Top 10 things the house SHOULD have had to be worth 500 milli: 1. A fucking waterpark. 2. A bat-cave. 3. Secret entrances/passages. 4. The SICKEST fucking home gym EVER. 5. An actual movie theatre, as in the ones in actual cinemas. 6. Fully automated AI, voice-activated system, we're talking JARVIS here. 7. Wanna do fights there? Make an octagon. 8. A game-room. 9. A library. (Yes, a little boring- yet better than whatever that shit was. 10. A trampoline park. Bonus: ANYTHING. FUCKING ANYTHING that isn't an office, a mall fountain or a shitty statue.
- a replica of the moon pool - a room that shows you the constallations and shit like a projector - the SICKEST VR setup ever - literally ANYTHING FUN?!
Ok to be fair, I feel like you would want an office more as a practical thing; but like that office felt like it was in a carpark with a motel swimming pool like literally any office I have worked in is better.
Michael was so excited to touch grass, but by the ramblings about his ex wife, as well as the cameras in the bathroom, it seems that Nile had a greater need for touching the grass.
Woke peoples are insane. As they are.out of their God given mind. A man is a man and women is a women. Turn to Jesus and don't allow the sinfully crazed to lead you to hell.
I legitimately feel pity for Michael after seeing his reaction to the Red Room. Poor guy's gonna need to do some more house tours to avoid going to the therapy he's gonna need after seeing whatever was in there
@@TheShadowcreatorwhy should the homeless be given a huge mansion to live in? Who’s going to pay the mortgage and/or taxes? Who’s going to pay for maintenance and bills?
@@ROVA00idk why I'm responding seriously but the comment you're replying to wasn't seriously suggesting nial use the mansion as a homeless shelter. It's just insane that we have crazy people like nial with huge amounts of wealth using them to create terrible houses that no one wants to live in, while there's millions of people who don't have a home
It's funny, Nial and Michael seem like two totally different flavors of super rich. Michael is the ignorant, sheltered type who's never stepped on grass before. And Nial is the kind of rich psychopath who puts cameras in bathrooms and makes art from dead exotic animals.
I saw this comment prior to the video, and like- like I thought you were joking like I thought it was hyperbole I was wrong. You weren't being hyperbolic at all, they are completely like that 👁👁
I love that he called the house ’warm and homely’. It looks more like a cold, sterile office building. Like one of those large fancy offices you find in those large skyscraper buildings in the city. And does a home really need to be that big and have so much pointless stuff in it? It just looks like it would be a pain to maintain. What’s wrong with living in a normal sized home that you can clean more easily?
this is so true because even an average / big ish family would be so far apart all the time in this house. like you’d have to walk so far and so long to have a conversation with someone yk? and if the family is hanging out the entire day, then there’s 100 rooms not being used??? just weird.
Same, idk what I would do if no one had created that wing sculpture, my life would be in shambles, I wouldn't even be able to walk on grass if that didn't exist.
My favorite part is when he says that the flowers are fake because sustainability is important then immediately says ‘THERE ARE SEVEN ELEVATORS IN THIS HOUSE!’ 😂😂😂
Elevators are actually quite low energy to run! I looked into it, they're quite cheap compared to... well, anything, really. It's the endless water features, swimming pools, the very construction of the house itself, and keeping the place lit which do the real ecological damage. Not to mention using enough AC/heating to keep a city comfortable for a house with 1 resident. I shudder to think what the electricity and water bills are like for such a place.
it’d be more interesting to me to see these insanely rich people like him tour regular peoples houses, what would their commentary be when they’re already so out of touch with reality in their own houses
I've been into similar homes and they're so.... you don't feel relaxed, it gives a feeling of constantly having to be on guard and act as if you're walking around a museum/shopping Centre. They get boring so fast no matter how many amenities are available because there's just nothing to give a feeling of peace and home. it's why they tend to move so often.
they r also so freaking confusing. like im bad at directions in general but ive been straight up lost in one of these houses bc its so stupidly designed
Producer Michael is the only house tourer I watch. He's actually entertaining and I think means well for how out of touch he is. He treats his cameraman like a friend for the most part and asks for his opinion on things
He comes off to me as someone so hilariously rich and out of touch that he doesn’t even have any reason to be mean to workers. Like he horseshoed back around to being nice because THATS how rich he is
@@kells4315 Regardless of his reasons I still give him a lot of credit. It's so rare that a rich person is like that, let alone a business rich person.
I'm very critical of the wealthy so I would have died laughing if you told me before I saw his videos that I would like an insanely rich person giving house tours, showing off cars, watches, jewelry, etc. I've been watching on and off for 4 years now.
I give a lot of props for genuineness. He doesn't try to be fake nice like Ellen or even attempt to be relatable (nearly impossible to be when you're that rich). He has an actual personality that is hard to explain. He's rich as hell and is fine with showing it but not in a bragging way such as someone like Floyd Mayweather but doesn't sugarcoat it either
Niall is very weirdly generalizing how guys put camera in girl’s bathrooms and I think we all have figured out why he thinks this way. But then he’s like “now I’m thinking like the girls!” I can guarantee you a woman’s response to being unconsensually filmed in the bathroom isn’t to do the same thing back. This isn’t a prank war. We just don’t want to be filmed in the bathroom.
Michael is like a child, confused, curious, easily distracted, and excited about the simplest things. He's so sheltered that he manages to be kind of sweet, even if he is still a totally out-of-touch absurdly rich person. Nial is a completely different brand of rich, completely insane and out-of-touch with every single human being on the planet, thinking he can speak for everyone on things that make no sense, not understanding his clear mental issues related to his ex wife, and seeming like he could snap at any moment.
@@s.t.8060 You should explain stuff you bring up? How is access to wealth problematic? Wealth can literally mean many things like having a house and such so please explain.
He’s going through it lol it was his “soul mate” sounds like they did way too many hits of LSD and when the party was over she was like GET ME THE F OUT OF HERE LOL
This honestly feels like a parody of how rich people live! My favorite parts were Nial getting choked up taking about his divorce while casually alluding to him being controlling. And also Michael looking scarred by the red room 😂
What bothers me most about the design choices he made was that he kept talking about how he was running out of money, and yet everything is uninteresting. It's not like he got custom tiles for his water features.... They're standard. And more annoying still is if he wanted to save money, the discounted stuff is never the white/standard stuff. It's the weird colourful ones that they can't sell. Getting some weird tiles with fun colours would instantly make the place more interesting to look at
I'm pretty sure it's mostly because of how big the house is. That's probably what drained his money. And i feel like there's some weird money laundering happening here too;;; especially with the random person shooting his giraffe sculpture.
I think if I had the money, I’d definitely wanna create some super cool interactive building, where the walls move out to create platforms or stairs, and the entire lobby rotates on an axis and takes you to different rooms. I wanna create a whole goddamn video game level, even if it’ll take me ten whole minutes to get back to my room. Like, I bet he never even sits down in 90% of his rooms to do anything, might as well turn everything into a cool interactive art piece
@@GamerSisters Size and location. If I have the money, I would want to buy the house, but demolish it and build something a bit smaller and more homely, and attach an event space and maybe a guest house. It is at a prime location, and that is what I think costs so much.
Michael looks so fucking innocent what even like Nial goes “I don’t fucking know- oh sorry” like a genuine apology then in the red room (which probably is just a weird bdsm room) he’s so shocked and surprised but trying to stay nice about it like I genuinely feel like i’m watching a child nervously laugh at a friend’s older brother saying bad words
I dont think is just bdsm… its probably worst… some ppl pointed out theres a dark web urban legend called the red room where people livestream murders and rapes (even children)… so yeah, probably something really fucked up
That* "Michael looks so innocent that* even..." Sorry, I hope I don't come across as h4teful or rude, I just wanted to point that out because I used to have the same mistake when I was first learning English and I thought it might help.
I'm from Argentina (third world country) and seeing that sculpture solved all my problems!! I now have a good job with a decent salary. I'm so happy! I'm gonna pass around this video so that everyone here sees the sculpture and fix this country!!
The candle Danny has is currently worth $13.00 on target. The house was worth 500 million. So that means the house is actually worth 38461538.4615 times more than the candle.
Real answer: So that if they fall apart the pieces remain in one place. The area is prone to earthquakes and the like, so even the best attachments may not hold.
This guy acts like he's got this massive house all to himself and just desperately wants someone to talk to. I can imagine him sitting in the nightclub all alone with the music and lights going
The bit in the Nial house tour that I noticed was Michael saying "You couldn't live here by yourself", and Nial says "I live here by myself."... In a house with a herb growing cabinet he doesn't use, and a watch-winding cabinet he doesn't use ... All "stuff" to try and fill an empty life.
red rooms are a dark web urban legend about people who livestream murdering someone. sometimes the audience can pay money to influence the torture and killing. so hearing “red room”, “no cameras allowed”, and seeing michael’s reaction definitely had me on edge a little bit.
Thank you for the explanation, everyone is referencing three urban legend but I'd never heard it. Also my first thought seeing it was about a Stephen King novel that has basically that as part of the plot. There's a super rich guy who murdered his ex wife... basically just like that. Yikes.
@@madelynguinn2102 OH YEAH ABSOLUTELY A SEX ROOM, i'm just saying calling it the red room and then being so secretive about it brings to mind something much more sinister.
hearing "red room" brought back all my teen memories of extremely fake deep web stories, Michael coming out petrified and cameras not being allowed in didn't make it better
I saw the original house tour and had no idea what the hell was going on. I thought these two were trespassing. As for the size of the house, you could have squatters living in this/your house and not know it.
Especially cause so much of it is just... open? Like the area with all the couches next to the lawn has no doors or windows to close it up. Unless there's like shutters you can close at night, that's a free pass for anyone to get inside whenever they want. I'm sure that it has some kinda security since it was just sitting there for so long, but still.
This whole house doesn’t even feel like a house. The office literally looks out on a parking lot. Like I feel like someone told Nial to make a house and he was like “oh yeah, I definitely know how to design a house, a home, some call it, an abode, I am intimately familiar with what that is”
You completely missed the part that he said “we met 8 months ago” when talking about his ex wife. He met a girl, married her, realized it might not work out, and got a divorce all in 8 months and thought there was still a chance it would work out
This kinda reminds me of the first time i played minecraft. Like after the crappy first dirt hut home, you gather the resources to make a really nice, cool-looking house, but then build the building before realizing what you wanna put in it. So you end up using giant spaces and being like “this is a plant room i guess”.
it’s so weird bc it’s not even his. he’s just the designer and not the homeowner. imagine ur realtor showing u a house and being like “this is MY kitchen”
_STAY OUTTA MY SHED!_ I don't know about you guys, but whenever I build a mansion in Minecraft (which is the most my broke ass can aspire towards) I always include a secret dungeon and torture room. I like to kidnap villagers and trap them in the building, to act as my servants. When they try to escape too often, they get sent to the red room.
I feel like when Nile says he had a "deeper connection than you could ever imagine" that I've felt much deeper connection with my dog. If you met and divorced someone all in the last couple of years, your connection must not have been all that deep. Hopefully this guy isn't continuing to harass this woman
The downside buying these big mansions is that you most likely get robbed because the house is so damn big and you probably need to hire security to look over your house overnight
@@esterbun9356 That's the first thing I thought of...how in the world do they keep a house like that clean? How many maids does that even take? And how much does it cost just to keep the house clean?
How disrespectful to be standing in a hundred million dollar house and implying that a wing sculpture will help kids in third world countries.. in the arts.. Bruh how are we the same species
he also says the house will help millions of people and change the world because he is going to stage boxing matches on the lawn that cost 35,000 a ticket and make a show about the house which will have him in so ''it will be relatable'' lol. Pewdiepie did a long reaction video and there was heaps more weird stuff!
@@convoree - he is the one who built (well, loosely planned) the house for hundreds of millions of $$$. His ex wife designed the sculpture, and she was meant to do some art classes in third world countries according to him in the original video lol. So that's how his sculpture will teach the arts to kids in the third world (which obviously it won't - but let's be clear he wasn't planning on donating a cent of the money he made to any causes. He was actually hugely in debt and needed the money to cover all his debts!)
This video doesn't cover the craziest part - he mentions throughout the tour that the house is going to make the world a better palce and is all part of some master plan. At the end he explains it as basically "you know how because of covid all the venues are closed, so nothing is going on and everyone is sad? Well this house is gonna be a new venue we can use instead!". It's like he doesn't understand the link between the lack of social events and lockdown's rules against congregating in groups.
I want to see these people go to a regular house so bad did you see how they would react. “What do you mean your house doesn’t have a water feature?” “so you’re telling me you DONT have a home theater” “Only 1500 square feet??”
I would geniuinely enjoy giving Michael a house tour😂 Im not easily offended by weird remarks and it would be funny to see him basically just "????!!?!?" At all times. Also idk I wanna explain to this guy that how I live is probably STILL above average comfort! We live on one salary, and do pretty ok. Idk I wonder how he would be. Like if hed be rude about it, on purpose. Or maybe accidently kinda rude, but in the way a child says something "mean" bc they have no filter😂 Obviously eat the rich, but I would like to educate the rich too😂
I want to give Michael a hug at the end because he looked like he just went through something horribly traumatic, but I am also aware that if I ever attempted to touch this man I'd probably wrack up enough debt to start a multi-generational indentured servant bloodline. Also, that red room definitely has something illegal and I am wondering if authorities could get probable cause to investigate that room.
Honestly, at first I didn't think it's something illegal, because then they would've edited the whole part about this room out. It's probably some hardcore bdsm or fetish stuff and/maybe decorated with bdsm pictures. But on the other hand, Niall didn't really mind showing how he wanted to put up cameras in the mens bathroom to record them while peeing, which I am pretty sure is illegal... So maybe you're right.
You know what? Michael's nice. Most rich and clueless people try to flex their nonexistent knowledge and just end up making a fool of themselves. He just straight up admits that he doesn't know and that's commendable, honestly.
Yeah, the guy who made this video just sounds like a hater tbh. Nothing he said was entertaining in the least. Michael seems like he’d be a blast to travel with😂
That house is like an international airport, not like a home at all and proof positive that some people need to be paying more tax to assist their communities
This is definitely how I tend to build my houses in Sims. Make the rooms huge, then I don't know what to put in them. And I definitely had the same thought about it reminding me of the Sims when Michael did the weird thing with the grass. There are several instances where they move like Sims that are struggling with pathing.
5:25 honestly, what would stress me out the most is the thought that someone could be on the other end of the house and i wouldn't know. like, the house it's so massive someone else could be living on it and i would have no idea.
His body language and safe distance definitely changed after Nile smacked his arm and started talking about how his wife wouldn't listen to him. Michael definitely played it off well for the camera with his silly roll-away thing.
No, the pools will get used.... how else are we going to deal with people who get into them without asking? It's a shame the ladder fairies come for them...
Cameraman Adam definitely has the best gig ever. Tell him that each Instagram short will cost $100,000 to edit and upload. Producer Michael isn't gonna shop around or do any research, you're just gonna get paid.
The fact that the guy calls it a red room and the camera man wasn’t allowed inside is genuinely a little concerning knowing what a red room is typically referring too
@@Kiwi-Bird. prolly the fact that Red rooms are rumored online spaces within the dark web, used to hide illegal activity online. also I believe the term " Red room" is a room you can pay to watch someone be k1lled or smth as well.
@@Kiwi-Bird. Apparently it's a name for live murder feeds found on the dark web. I see information saying that these are internet hoaxes, but regardless the way his room is presented makes it sound like it could be his "murder room". I'm guessing it's a kinky sex room though; those often get decked out in red.
@@Kiwi-Bird. it's an urban legend about livestreams on parts of the dark web where people would watch people get tortured and could submit their suggestions in chat
Danny, Michael made that comment about the grass because (I believe) he is British and in the wealthier/fancier parts of UK it is sort of common curtesy/common sense to not walk on grass/lawns because most grass and/or lawns in the UK are nicely manicured, and people want to keep it that way to uphold the overall tidy look. When I studied at Cambridge, it was a huge surprise for me. I asked my peers why no one eats lunch out on the grass on one sunny day, and they all looked at me like I was a monster. It's just a big no no apparently. I heard it's the same way at Oxford: no one ever walks on the nice lawns, they stay to the path.
I love that they call the house "the biggest house in the urban world" as if "the urban world" was a specific thing?? They're trying to make it impressive solely through its size but it's not even cool. The Versailles palace is more than SIX times bigger than the house, and an added bonus is that it's absolutely stunning
the 'whole camera's in the bathroom' thing really is Nial outing himself as a creep who doesn't know how women think. (most) women don't want to peep on men. the stereotype is that men want to peep on women but idk how statistcally true that is. some guys do and a lot dont. but in saying this, you know nial is definitely one of those guys.
The most perverted men I know are still above peeping. That’s something exclusive to people who either are sex offenders or will be at some point. It isn’t normal to want to violate someone else for sexual gratification. This is from a male by the way
I weirdly like Michael for his awkward interactions and somewhat lackluster commentary. I don't know why but him walking on grass was kind of wholesome
People like him are super frightening because you don’t know what he will do/has done or how he made all that money. And they manipulate others easily.
Ya too bad I can’t unremember the fact that he has a red room in which he likely does a bunch of fucked up stuff to women &/or children like Epstein and all the rich people he hung out with
He’s like the personification of the Arrested Development quote “It’s just one banana, Michael. What could it cost, $10?” Like he seems so rich he doesn’t understand the value of money cause he doesn’t have to think about it
So this man created a psych ward for a house idea, has a obsession with giraffe skeletons (which someone attempted to shoot for "reasons"), created a bathroom with a monitor that spy's on the other and calls it ingenious, and has a room the camera can't show thats apparently worse than showing him admitting to felony (tf?)... it was definitely the ex's fault for being from Argentina.
For the record I really doubt anyone shot his giraffe skeleton on purpose. odds are it just caught a stray bullet from somewhere far away. not a crazy uncommon occurrence in some parts of america due to gang violence or celebratory gunfire
On behalf of all women everywhere literally, I could happily go my entire life without seeing an image, let alone video, of a man peeing as I’m also in the bathroom.
it's sick, he clearly spies on women in the bathroom because he wants to feel like he has power over them, and he just assumes that women naturally want to do the same thing to men. like no woman in the world wants to do that, it's his own creepy abusive misogynistic idea of entertainment
You cannot speak for all women because you are only one person. Or have you met _every_ woman on the planet and got close enough with them that they share all their sexual secrets and weird fetishes with you? No? That's what I thought.
Even seeing my bf pee, after nearly 5 years together and seeing it many times is kinda awkward. We often go to toilet together, cause we spend long time gaming, so if one built up courage to get up both of us are gonna go. And the toilet has long refill period.
I love how his idea of what women want is "the same predatory behaviour as me but towards men" and he never once thought "this demographic that has been a victim of predatory behaviour might NOT want to be predators themselves". No wonder his wife left him
The cameras would be watching *him*, they're in the men's bathroom. Is it weird to give your guests the ability to watch you pee? Yes. But obviously he knows they're there, so it's not illegal.
@@trianglemoebius but if he doesn't disclose that and get written consent from every guest he could still be charged if he had a party there and broadcast the video from the bathroom even if he told people it was there he'd have to get each person involved to give consent.
@@trianglemoebius Well, that's exhibitionism, maybe not as big a deal as out right spying on naked people but still quite the felony. He'd have to make sure everyone that goes to the bathroom is comfortable with that, which is very unlikely since they smilingly want to host whole parties down there. It's just a gross idea overall.
the fact that this person thought to put a mall water fountain, an anatomically correct chrome giraffe skeleton, and gendered bathrooms in a place where someone's supposed to live is crazy
Weird, it’s almost like there’s such a thing as too much house. Like all that empty space is just this guy’s way of trying to compensate for a gigantic void in his life but instead it becomes a poignant physical representation of that void, plus a terrifying sex dungeon, because of reasons?
Wow what a genuinely great observation. I agree completely - all the space in the house is his attempt to fill a void but it ultimately ended up representing it perfectly! Ostentatious but in a totally contrived and senseless way…
5:27 Assuming that candle is the black matte candle from the brand the flaming candle, it would be $18.65 which means that house is 8,042,895.4423592 times the amount of that candle
As much as I want to hate Michael for what he represents, he's just so earnest it's impossible. It's like a toddler discovering everything for the first time, I can't help but be like "oh wow Michael you're doing it, you're walking on that grass! good job buddy!"
I refuse to believe there is a middle-aged man living outside of Northern Africa that has never walked on grass, I don't care if he presents the recording of his entire life as evidence
Also clearly has no concept of boundaries and consent with the whole "yeah I'm putting cameras in this bathroom and having them broadcast to the other one"
I for one find it very brave of Michael to document his first day on earth
xD
LMAO underrated comment
Lol great comment I was also thinking the same thing!😁🤣😂✌️
Lmao
underrated comment this is so funny
The designer repeatedly bringing up his divorce for no reason is literally something out of a Key and Peele sketch. I can't stress enough how much it feels like a sitcom
did. i. stutter?
😂
Literally something out of Andre and Meegan
@@aldis.lime.lacroixjust then? yes
This is what happens when you care more about social media points instead of actually doing your job.
Michael being clueless while looking like 80s’ lifeguard during party scene is possibly one of the most entertaining things this week
he looks like what i imagined trump did during his party playboy phase before fame😂
Nial continuously going back into him not being over his ex wife while giving a house tour feels like a legitimately hilarious comedy sketch.
also as a sidepoint rich people love to pretend that they're helping with issues
"you see this $10,000+ sculpture is helping kids in 3rd world countries learn the arts" like mate, donating $100 of paint would be more helpful. They don't care that a multimillionaire has a sculpture in their $100 million mansion
It legit feels straight out of an Onion video
Michael aggressively strolling into the bathroom, completely disregarding the conversation, is one of the most GTA things I've ever seen.
That's exactly what I thought
The fact his name is Michael
That shirt tho
💯
the way his shirt looks, how he entered the bathroom aggressively ignoring the whole convo nd the fact that his name is Michael... everything says that this is js a scene from GTA
Good thing he clarified that the giraffe skeleton is anatomically correct - you meet so many posers with anatomically *incorrect* giraffe skeletons in their homes, it's crazy.
Yeah dude, the amount of people with anatomically incorrect giraffe skeletons in their homes is honestly disgusting. It's 2022 people, this shit isn't okay anymore smh
embarrassing amateurs with their fake skeletons SMH 😒
@@solala1312 it makes me sick to my stomach when I learn that someone I trusted has an anatomically incorrect giraffe skeleton.
@@Mari_Beri That's why I count the bones every time. Tells you a lot about a person when they only have like 204 or something. Really dishonest of them.
Unless the phallus is made of solid gold, I'm still calling him a poser.
michael not walking on grass makes him look like he’s an npc that can’t follow you out of bounds
this killed me
His dad was probs like "Don't get your shoes dirty they are covered in diamonds."
so accurate lmao
Tbf the way he talks fits perfectly with Skyrim and Oblivion NPC conversations
His pathfinding just wouldn't allow it.
It's so annoying seeing how rich people used to build houses, and how they do it now. Like, where's the secret passages? The giant libraries with rolling ladders? The feel that it is likely haunted? Modern mansions are too sterile for ghosts, even the giraffe tried to leave😭
Ther was a secret door to the red room
No wonder it sold at a discount. This place is like "we have 69 toilets" whereas real palace are more like "we have a solid gold toilet".
Because trying to build a modern mansion is so much easier than the old art-deco style. Everything is industrially manufactured and cut in squares, so you just hire a bunch of Mexicans with power tools to assemble it, no artisan carpenters required anywhere. Why spend $50,000 trying to get a nicely upholstered and carved solid wood door when rich people would gladly pay the same, if not more, for a plain steel door painted in sports car color with hidden handles?
You are right, places like this has no soul, so on the bright side, the tortured souls also won't stay here 😂😂
secrets are t be kept. these guys only want to show off. social media has ruined humanity. aristocracy was different before everyone had a video camera in their hand
I was thinking, you put so much water around the house and not a single jetski or some other water vehicle to travel around it?
"i want my house to look warm and comfortable"
house looks like a psych ward for the 1%
that's an amazing description
This is not the 1%, this is the 0.0000001%. 1%ers live in mansions that look like low income housing next to this.
People talk about having enough money to live comfortably, but they never talk about having TOO MUCH money to live comfortably
"the 1%" paints a somewhat misleading picture, given it lumps in "regular" business owners with the people who might as well own the universe
there are only around 56084000 people in the world considered millionaires and only 2755 billionaires
but "the ~0.72%" and "the ~0.000035%" isn't quite as punchy-sounding i suppose
also, the first trillionaire would be "the ~0.000000013%"
the rich make for a small meal, but they should be quite filling once we get around to eating them, eh
I was at a psych ward for like 5 months and it was considerably cosier
This man met, married, and divorced his wife in the span of eight months. And then he overpaid for a house by about 350 million. Clearly someone whose judgement can be trusted without question.
i know all our sense of time got lost but covid started in begin 2020
@@sodense3402 that doesn't really disprove anything Brian said.
@@sodense3402 He said that he had met his wife 8 months prior to the time of the video being recorded
@@sodense3402 I had two years, but at 13:18 he specifies 8 months. So it wasn't even at the beginning of Covid.
Not to mention he's planning to PUT CAMERAS IN THE MENS RESTROOM AND BROADCAST THEM TO THE WOMEN'S RESTROOM!
it's like those houses in the sims where you used a cheat code and want to build the most expensive house possible but the most expensive option always looks very ugly. so you just sigh and go for anatomically correct gold skeleton of a giraffe
me watching my friend type "motherlode motherlode motherlode motherlode motherlode motherlode motherlode motherlode motherlode motherlode"
and then building the ugliest fucking house my goddamn eyes have ever seen
We've all been there!
@@ejynk Familyfunds enters the chat
i love this comment so much.
every time I try and do that, it not only looks ugly but idk what the fuck to actually put in it
I am deeply concerned about Nial's views on consent. He's admitted here to enjoying watching women in the bathroom on camera, assumed that all women want to watch men use the toilet on camera because he likes watching them, assumed that his male friends are going to be absolutely fine being filmed and broadcasted live using the toilet and assumed that people viewing his house are going to be comfortable seeing his sex room. Add in that he divorced his wife for 'not listening to him' and slapped Michael for interrupting him and this man is a whole big yikes for me.
Don't know what you mean, women famously love seeing unsolicited images of male genitalia and all men love sending it to them. /s
In seriousness though, imagine the lawsuit that would happen if someone did do one of those prize events and a guest (on either side) used the toilet without realising what they were signing up for.
yea u wouldn't get it
@@nitrex1143 wow funne
He's awful, but I think that makes complete sense, though. You don't get that rich by being a kind, empathetic, person... or one who cares about other people, frankly. Of course he's an absolute creep - it comes with being that wealthy.
Jeez fuck 😂 what other wildly speculative conclusions did you take from this vid? That Michael has a foot fetish because he likes shoes? That the pattern of the giraffe bones means an apocalypse is coming in 2025? He's a creep for the camera, no doubt. But touching another man's arm and saying "my wife didn't listen to me" are evidence of nothing in particular. You're connecting dots that arent even there
IMO it's really annoying when these expensive houses don't have secrete passageways behind bookcases 😡
Maybe there are secret passageways but they're a secret, why he would tell us? Fuck it I'm kinda high now
Maybe not behind the bookcases but what about underground dungeons or bunkers? So yeah
I agree that they probably have dungeons but those are probably used for....reasons other than personal safety.
I would have secret rooms and passages like CRAZY lol. Also, I would be terrified to live in a house that big, because I would always believe other people were secretly living in there, and just moving around the house so I never see them, and I'd never fall asleep again...
"Secrete Passageways", a rare synonym for urethra 🤣
michael is like a whole different specimen. he’s so fascinating. how is he so excited about grass. and then niall is a whole different story, i don’t want to talk about him.
For real, it's the weird rich uncle vibe and the Sketchy rich psycho vibe.
We don't talk about niall, all, all, all.
girl its nile like the river not like the one direction member
Oop-
@@FuzzyDovely We don't talk about Niaaaallllll
It kinda feels like when I would design houses on the sims 3 at like, age 12, where I would just create the biggest house possible and then have a nervous breakdown cause I didn't know how to fill the rooms up
FR
literally when danny said "it seems like this guy just wanted to hit a certain amount of square footage but then couldn't figure out how to fill the rooms" i was like oh yeah like when i build a house in the sims
@@Jo-sv9io i was just listening that part and i had to stop the video because i thought the same, like the houses i made in the sims at 10
The answer is multiple sitting rooms and rooms with really specific purposes.
If I were to have bought that house it would’ve been to turn it into an orphanage. There’s enough room for like 100 kids and there’s enough activities. I would switch out some of the features and rooms though, the cameras in the bathrooms need to be taken down ASAP and the night club would just be turned into a dance studio. At least one of the pools would be removed, weren’t there like 3? And one of them was on the roof or something? That sounds like a problem waiting to happen. I remember he put suede or something on the walls and that would have to go. I would probably make sure there was an art studio and a big library as well.
That Niall guy is 100% a psycho. The cameras in the toilet, the "red room", the fact he met, married and divorced a woman in the span of 8 months and complains that she "doesn't listen"... I'm glad she's away from him. He's also so obviously coked out of his mind during these tours.
Also he slapped Michael’s arm when he asked him a question, if he’s willing to do that to a near-stranger/acquaintance on camera, what does he do to his partners in private??
@@_kaleidoright and the whole “she wouldn’t listen to me” thing… it feels so off hope shes okay
On the positive side, he is not abusing steroids.
If you think there’s something wrong with him, imagine being the person who married him. Crazy right?
@@waccness449tf?
After hearing how Nial puts cameras in bathrooms, talks about it like it's normal, and assumes women want that, i can get why he's going through a divorce
Definitely sexually abused as a child 😟
i guess she didn't want to watch him poop on tv every morning
and after slapping someone and then saying "she doesn't listen"
ok
@@dcgeeked8917ok
This looks like a house I’d build in the Sims with the motherload cheat when I was 10 😭 My sims would constantly complain about the huge distances they’d have to make to reach, like, the bathroom or the stove.
And the size of the house would make furniture look disproportionately small!
Especially with the nightclub in the basement. That’s pure sims.
BRO I WAS THINKING THat
@@livefree316 if your gonna make a bot at least double check your grammar. Also ya know don’t be transphobic that is also good.
@@aliceisaperson I identify with Jesus who truly TRANS forms from the darkness you're in into the marvellous kingdom of light. As Jesus transforms the human MIND, heart and enlightens the soul.
You're being groomed by Satan's lies that has you allowing lying men to mock the beautiful journey of a God created female.
“How about that? Look, I’m on the grass guys!”
The joy, the wonder, the enthusiasm this man puts into this sentence. Truly a remarkable and revolutionary moment in his life. It almost gives me the motivation to go outside one day too… and maybe even touch grass…
Underrated comment lol
Honestly, that was a weirdly wholesome quote to me for some reason. Just something about how enthusiastic he was about walking on grass, lmao.
💀🤣
Xd
I don’t know if it’s just a British thing (lawns have a lot of traditional connotations over here) but it’s common to not walk on lawns - they’re a status symbol and perfect, pristine lawns are difficult and expensive to maintain.
As for the grass thing, it is generally courteous to not walk on a well kept lawn as it can damage the grass/ create low points for water to collect in. So, as odd as it may seem, it would honestly be more surprising to see him step on the lawn without thinking given the environment he was likely raised in.
That is honestly adorable. I kept wondering why he was so excited since he has been around grass before in other videos but I guess he never walked on any of them because of his manners.
That's most likely the reason. I myself am not nearly as rich as him and it still feels wrong to step on grass (unless I'm in a park or something)
that's such a different attitude from the one I'm used to, but I suppose it's also regional. I've never been on a grass lawn that wasn't meant for animals or kids to run around in, even the nice ones with stripes.
So it was probably his first time touching grass? He’s a true gamer in spirit.
Yeah it’s one thing the military drilled out of me. In basic training when you were on base you weren’t allowed to walk on the grass. It’s been nearly ten years and I still avoid walking on grass lawns. I don’t know if that’s a thing in the US though. In uni I went to a base with civilians and they walked on grass and it made me die inside a little. Thankfully the sergeant accompanying us said something about it.
My favorite part of this tour is when the creator explained that he me met, dated, proposed, married, and divorced this women he met during covid. And it was like only 1 year into the pandemic. That means he did all of that in less than a year. What a guy.
Doesn't he even say he met her "8 months ago"?
and i only managed to learn how to bake banana bread in that span of time...
LESS THAN A YEAR! He said he only met her EIGHT MONTHS AGO!
I've been talking with a woman I really like for EIGHT MONTHS and we've only been on ONE DATE. I can't IMAGINE fucking PROPOSING much less getting married and DIVORCING HER in that timespan!
and then for him to refer to them as 'soulmates' with a 'deeper connection than you could ever imagine' like.....ok why are you divorced then
I feel like their are some major red flags for abuse here. Criticising her as "not listening" to him, the fact that she's from Argentina, the extreme speed this all happened, the weird sex dungeon, that I'm pretty sure Niall is on coke during the house tour.
The house feels so much like when you’re making a giant sims house and then start having trouble filling it. Some rooms are weirdly sparse, some rooms feel like you just plopped a pre-designed business from the gallery, and almost all rooms are clutter devoid because you got bored putting clutter into everything to make it look like an actual home.
and honestly anyone who plays Sims would do a better job decorating
@@paadoxal Not me, I absolutely suck at decorating houses 😔
Mansions are not fun to make even, I just get bored at the first room
And the red room is clearly where he keeps all the people who paint pictures to sell to make building such a crazy house possible, he may also have a walled off pool for the ones who step out of line.
Summed up VERY well
I love how the seller is slowly showing how terrible his life is and instead of therapy he does this.
goes to show that money cant fix all your problems
He’s the embodiment of “Men would rather X than go to therapy”
no
@@livefree316
Dude what the fuck
@@pugfann But maybe therapy can. 😆
Top 10 things the house SHOULD have had to be worth 500 milli:
1. A fucking waterpark.
2. A bat-cave.
3. Secret entrances/passages.
4. The SICKEST fucking home gym EVER.
5. An actual movie theatre, as in the ones in actual cinemas.
6. Fully automated AI, voice-activated system, we're talking JARVIS here.
7. Wanna do fights there? Make an octagon.
8. A game-room.
9. A library. (Yes, a little boring- yet better than whatever that shit was.
10. A trampoline park.
Bonus: ANYTHING. FUCKING ANYTHING that isn't an office, a mall fountain or a shitty statue.
- a replica of the moon pool
- a room that shows you the constallations and shit like a projector
- the SICKEST VR setup ever
- literally ANYTHING FUN?!
You know... the art is pretty good, i guess it was the only thing that made it worth 126m in the end 😂😂
A AMORY FULL OF FIREARMS LIKE GLOCKS GALIL FN FALLS
A room dedicated to megafauna fossil exhibits, think dinosaur skeletons.
Ok to be fair, I feel like you would want an office more as a practical thing; but like that office felt like it was in a carpark with a motel swimming pool like literally any office I have worked in is better.
“michael’s never touched grass before, and now you’re showing him a sex dungeon??” killed me
Sounds like a line straight out of some sitcom about young parents
ok
I swear i heard him say "mfs never touched grass before"
@@thitam5003 no
@@nullempt hahah you’re right
Michael was so excited to touch grass, but by the ramblings about his ex wife, as well as the cameras in the bathroom, it seems that Nile had a greater need for touching the grass.
true
nile would probably put cameras in the grass
lmao
是的
是的
Woke peoples are insane. As they are.out of their God given mind. A man is a man and women is a women.
Turn to Jesus and don't allow the sinfully crazed to lead you to hell.
I legitimately feel pity for Michael after seeing his reaction to the Red Room. Poor guy's gonna need to do some more house tours to avoid going to the therapy he's gonna need after seeing whatever was in there
It's a "red room", in which are usually used for things like personal snuff films
@@luci7970 wait- wtf
@@bariatric-parasite yeeeeeaaaaaa
@@luci7970 I was thinking that, it would explain Michael's reaction. And with filthy rich people that are numb to most things, anything is possible
@@bariatric-parasite yes red rooms are used for livestreamed torture and murder. Dunno if that's the case for this one
imagine paying 100million dollars for a home and feeling like a homeless guy sleeping in a mall
Imagine how many homeless people could sleep in this place
@@TheShadowcreatorwhy should the homeless be given a huge mansion to live in? Who’s going to pay the mortgage and/or taxes? Who’s going to pay for maintenance and bills?
@@ROVA00 ur mom
well rich people do love to cosplay poverty so that tracks lol
@@ROVA00idk why I'm responding seriously but the comment you're replying to wasn't seriously suggesting nial use the mansion as a homeless shelter.
It's just insane that we have crazy people like nial with huge amounts of wealth using them to create terrible houses that no one wants to live in, while there's millions of people who don't have a home
Michael is the only one who would take someone telling him to “touch grass” in a good way
He literally never touch grass
I can….I can touch it????? Really?????
@@k1lljxwcl Holy shit, this is what grass feels like???
I do
Hey man, you should touch grass sometime I think you’d really enjoy it :)
It's funny, Nial and Michael seem like two totally different flavors of super rich. Michael is the ignorant, sheltered type who's never stepped on grass before. And Nial is the kind of rich psychopath who puts cameras in bathrooms and makes art from dead exotic animals.
The red room debacle really showcased that
I saw this comment prior to the video, and like- like I thought you were joking like I thought it was hyperbole
I was wrong. You weren't being hyperbolic at all, they are completely like that 👁👁
@@whyamidoingthis5236 lol I wonder what was in that room. Michael legit looked like he saw a ghost.
And both flavors need to be eaten 🤑
@@Steph-xq3sx Yeah, ok. Calm down Hannibal Lecter
I love how even Micheal, who’s probably never used a public restroom IN HIS LIFE, was like “you’re gonna put…….cameras?”
Even for rich people, that guy is weird.
Yes
Yeah he’s F’n creepy for real.
And what’s with that ‘RED ROOM’?
………………..Do ya really think?
It’s the creepy rich guys that do that
repent of your sins and ask JESUS for forgiveness
public restrooms dont have cameras in them?? wtf are you talking about
Give the poor guy a break. It’s his first time on earth
Michael needs to buy a new wig.
He Stole the one he's wearing
from ANDY WARHOL'S Coffin
@@roncaron8939lmfao
I love that he called the house ’warm and homely’. It looks more like a cold, sterile office building. Like one of those large fancy offices you find in those large skyscraper buildings in the city. And does a home really need to be that big and have so much pointless stuff in it? It just looks like it would be a pain to maintain. What’s wrong with living in a normal sized home that you can clean more easily?
this is so true because even an average / big ish family would be so far apart all the time in this house. like you’d have to walk so far and so long to have a conversation with someone yk? and if the family is hanging out the entire day, then there’s 100 rooms not being used??? just weird.
People who live in these huge ass houses aren't cleaning or maintaining them themselves
Lol at the thought that rich ppl clean their homes. They pay people to do that
"clean"?????? LMFAO. Buddy, these people don't clean, ever. They have maids that do it all.
@@saturnsings3471 These types of people cut their family off. No one with that kind of money is involved in a big happy family.
“Rich men will do a $500M house tour, instead of going to therapy.” Absolute right on take, dude! 😂
What da dog doin? 🐕
Truly tragic considering that money could get you the most skilled therapist ever
It's so sad
it’s true, i need to stop doing that 😔
They think that buying materialistic things will make them happy
As someone who lives in a 3rd world country, i can confirm that the wing sculpture is really helping us here.
they are sending ✨ thoughts & prayers ✨ to third world countries.
As a fellow 3rd word country citizen, I confirm
Did you guys get all the Facebook likes? Hope they're helping
@@pepps1943 hahaha😂😂😂
Same, idk what I would do if no one had created that wing sculpture, my life would be in shambles, I wouldn't even be able to walk on grass if that didn't exist.
My favorite part is when he says that the flowers are fake because sustainability is important then immediately says ‘THERE ARE SEVEN ELEVATORS IN THIS HOUSE!’ 😂😂😂
And 69 toilets, this makes it the most expensive house in the world.
And it’s surrounded by water, in a dry area. So sustainable.
@@DJ_POOP_IT_OUT_FEAT_LIL_WiiWii with 69 cameras
Elevators are actually quite low energy to run! I looked into it, they're quite cheap compared to... well, anything, really.
It's the endless water features, swimming pools, the very construction of the house itself, and keeping the place lit which do the real ecological damage. Not to mention using enough AC/heating to keep a city comfortable for a house with 1 resident. I shudder to think what the electricity and water bills are like for such a place.
it’d be more interesting to me to see these insanely rich people like him tour regular peoples houses, what would their commentary be when they’re already so out of touch with reality in their own houses
Now that's a show I would watch
I'd bet money he never stepped foot in a regular house.
"What an interesting doghouse...wait this is your whole house where you a human live?"
i wanna see rich ppl touring college dorms
They'd think the house is just the entry way bruh
I've been into similar homes and they're so.... you don't feel relaxed, it gives a feeling of constantly having to be on guard and act as if you're walking around a museum/shopping Centre. They get boring so fast no matter how many amenities are available because there's just nothing to give a feeling of peace and home. it's why they tend to move so often.
modern interior design is shitty and i hate it
they r also so freaking confusing. like im bad at directions in general but ive been straight up lost in one of these houses bc its so stupidly designed
@@deactivatedbcsomecommentsi2279 modern interior design can be good. Just not to this scale. I like modern design in smaller houses.
@@anastasiao4036 Yeah, modern kinda minimalist stuff on a small scale can actually manage to be cozy and interesting. Just... never in this size
These kind of houses are perfect for horror movies. That's for a reason.
Producer Michael is the only house tourer I watch. He's actually entertaining and I think means well for how out of touch he is. He treats his cameraman like a friend for the most part and asks for his opinion on things
He comes off to me as someone so hilariously rich and out of touch that he doesn’t even have any reason to be mean to workers. Like he horseshoed back around to being nice because THATS how rich he is
@kells53 A very interesting take
@@kells4315 Regardless of his reasons I still give him a lot of credit. It's so rare that a rich person is like that, let alone a business rich person.
I'm very critical of the wealthy so I would have died laughing if you told me before I saw his videos that I would like an insanely rich person giving house tours, showing off cars, watches, jewelry, etc. I've been watching on and off for 4 years now.
I give a lot of props for genuineness. He doesn't try to be fake nice like Ellen or even attempt to be relatable (nearly impossible to be when you're that rich). He has an actual personality that is hard to explain. He's rich as hell and is fine with showing it but not in a bragging way such as someone like Floyd Mayweather but doesn't sugarcoat it either
He looks like trump.
This guy is just hating on him without even knowing him
Niall is very weirdly generalizing how guys put camera in girl’s bathrooms and I think we all have figured out why he thinks this way. But then he’s like “now I’m thinking like the girls!”
I can guarantee you a woman’s response to being unconsensually filmed in the bathroom isn’t to do the same thing back. This isn’t a prank war. We just don’t want to be filmed in the bathroom.
You completely missed what he was saying. He wasn’t saying that in a “I’ll get them back” way. It was in a “now I get to watch them, too” way.
@@soulandfresh thats still fucked up lmao
@@soulandfreshthat's still extremely weird
@@soulandfreshthats essentially what they were saying lol
Well, we don't always get what we want
I don’t fucking know why but the phrase “mf never touched grass before” made laugh so hard
It got me too 😂😂
Timestamp?
@@-aamondm6868 17:16
sameeee laughed so hard
ok
Michael is like a child, confused, curious, easily distracted, and excited about the simplest things. He's so sheltered that he manages to be kind of sweet, even if he is still a totally out-of-touch absurdly rich person. Nial is a completely different brand of rich, completely insane and out-of-touch with every single human being on the planet, thinking he can speak for everyone on things that make no sense, not understanding his clear mental issues related to his ex wife, and seeming like he could snap at any moment.
@@NA-gf1zy say that to generational wealth
@@s.t.8060 You should explain stuff you bring up? How is access to wealth problematic? Wealth can literally mean many things like having a house and such so please explain.
@@NA-gf1zy Agree no one should be hating on someone's wealth if they didn't exploit, scam a human or whatever
@@s.t.8060 I see you should refrain them then as billionaires because you can be wealthy without destroying another humans right
@@s.t.8060 Yea you are right
I think that it’s HILARIOUS how this dude is just spilling all his relationship drama in this random house tour video… like wtf? 😂😂😂😂
he's 100% on drugs lmao
@@nervousham he was coked up out of his mind. if you watch other interviews of Nile he's much more chill/less erratic.
ok
Honestly, I’d continue watching these house tours for the drama. It’s great.
He’s going through it lol it was his “soul mate” sounds like they did way too many hits of LSD and when the party was over she was like GET ME THE F OUT OF HERE LOL
This honestly feels like a parody of how rich people live! My favorite parts were Nial getting choked up taking about his divorce while casually alluding to him being controlling. And also Michael looking scarred by the red room 😂
What bothers me most about the design choices he made was that he kept talking about how he was running out of money, and yet everything is uninteresting. It's not like he got custom tiles for his water features.... They're standard. And more annoying still is if he wanted to save money, the discounted stuff is never the white/standard stuff. It's the weird colourful ones that they can't sell. Getting some weird tiles with fun colours would instantly make the place more interesting to look at
Cool name you have there
@@emmavrijburg6676 Right back at ya!
I'm pretty sure it's mostly because of how big the house is. That's probably what drained his money. And i feel like there's some weird money laundering happening here too;;; especially with the random person shooting his giraffe sculpture.
I think if I had the money, I’d definitely wanna create some super cool interactive building, where the walls move out to create platforms or stairs, and the entire lobby rotates on an axis and takes you to different rooms. I wanna create a whole goddamn video game level, even if it’ll take me ten whole minutes to get back to my room. Like, I bet he never even sits down in 90% of his rooms to do anything, might as well turn everything into a cool interactive art piece
@@GamerSisters Size and location. If I have the money, I would want to buy the house, but demolish it and build something a bit smaller and more homely, and attach an event space and maybe a guest house. It is at a prime location, and that is what I think costs so much.
Michael looks so fucking innocent what even like Nial goes “I don’t fucking know- oh sorry” like a genuine apology then in the red room (which probably is just a weird bdsm room) he’s so shocked and surprised but trying to stay nice about it like I genuinely feel like i’m watching a child nervously laugh at a friend’s older brother saying bad words
Man, y’all are so good at pinpointing how it feels to watch this.
I dont think is just bdsm… its probably worst… some ppl pointed out theres a dark web urban legend called the red room where people livestream murders and rapes (even children)… so yeah, probably something really fucked up
That*
"Michael looks so innocent that* even..."
Sorry, I hope I don't come across as h4teful or rude, I just wanted to point that out because I used to have the same mistake when I was first learning English and I thought it might help.
No need to kink shame. The kink isn’t the problem, Niall is.
I'm from Argentina (third world country) and seeing that sculpture solved all my problems!! I now have a good job with a decent salary. I'm so happy! I'm gonna pass around this video so that everyone here sees the sculpture and fix this country!!
You’re from Argentina? Are you that guy’s ex-wife?
Michael!! I have found the ex-wife
Valen callampa los argentinos
2015 2016🇨🇱
are you the guys ex wife?
Fun fact: every woman from Argentina is that guys ex-wife
The candle Danny has is currently worth $13.00 on target.
The house was worth 500 million.
So that means the house is actually worth 38461538.4615 times more than the candle.
woah
As someone who is from Argentina and wouldn’t listen to him, I get why it didn’t work out.
Same. My marriage with sex-dungeon, cameras-in-bathroom weirdo would also last less that 8 months.
Yeah, as a fellow Argentinean same experience here
At least his stupid sculpture is helping us in some way.
@@kiwi1361 😂😂😂
What? Sorry, I didn't listen. I'm Argentinian.
I’m so worried why both giraffe sculptures were either fenced in or in a glass box. Like why are they locked up. Do they come alive?
Real answer: So that if they fall apart the pieces remain in one place. The area is prone to earthquakes and the like, so even the best attachments may not hold.
he saw night at the museum and got scared
the glass box is probably to keep the dust away. The fence? no idea
They get shot at and he doesn’t want the giraffes to die.
the giraffe sculptures get a bit quirky at night
This guy acts like he's got this massive house all to himself and just desperately wants someone to talk to. I can imagine him sitting in the nightclub all alone with the music and lights going
Oh my god, like that scene with Michael in the office in his hotel room all alone but 1 million times more depressing lol.
it's so true. you don't go on random tangents about your ex-wife to strangers if you're not like. incredibly lonely
HE JUST NEEDS TO JOIN THE ALPHA MALES-this is s joke please don’t cancel me
or that one vine
that’s such a funny visual
The bit in the Nial house tour that I noticed was Michael saying "You couldn't live here by yourself", and Nial says "I live here by myself."...
In a house with a herb growing cabinet he doesn't use, and a watch-winding cabinet he doesn't use ...
All "stuff" to try and fill an empty life.
cAN I JUST SAY: danny’s hair looks so fucjing sick with the grey streaks he literally looks awesome he pulls it off amazingly
I also love the curls!! Very great hair
beautiful hair indeed
Exactly
as a person with two eyes i can confirm that Danny's hair is smacking
He looks like a superhero.
red rooms are a dark web urban legend about people who livestream murdering someone. sometimes the audience can pay money to influence the torture and killing. so hearing “red room”, “no cameras allowed”, and seeing michael’s reaction definitely had me on edge a little bit.
Don't worry it was probably just a huge bdsm orgy
Maybe some child sacrifice, witchcraft, or blood drinking who knows
His red room was one of the most popular Pizzagate venues. Hillary is the one who shot up his giraffe atrium in a PCP-fueled frenzy.
Thank you for the explanation, everyone is referencing three urban legend but I'd never heard it.
Also my first thought seeing it was about a Stephen King novel that has basically that as part of the plot. There's a super rich guy who murdered his ex wife... basically just like that. Yikes.
i feel like it has to just be a sex room, if it was so sinister i feel like he wouldn’t have brought them there at all. but who knows honestly
@@madelynguinn2102 OH YEAH ABSOLUTELY A SEX ROOM, i'm just saying calling it the red room and then being so secretive about it brings to mind something much more sinister.
hearing "red room" brought back all my teen memories of extremely fake deep web stories, Michael coming out petrified and cameras not being allowed in didn't make it better
SAME THATS THE FIRST THING I THOUGHT OF
Same, that's also the only context I know this word from!
That explains why he was so distressed! 👀👀 Poor Michael saw some shit
yeah no this man is most definitely THE red room guy
I seriously hope it's just a consentual sex dungeon and not that.
I instantly thought of 50 Shades of Grey 🤢
I saw the original house tour and had no idea what the hell was going on. I thought these two were trespassing. As for the size of the house, you could have squatters living in this/your house and not know it.
My fears exactly! I would be constantly paranoid that I'm not alone in a house that big
Especially cause so much of it is just... open? Like the area with all the couches next to the lawn has no doors or windows to close it up. Unless there's like shutters you can close at night, that's a free pass for anyone to get inside whenever they want. I'm sure that it has some kinda security since it was just sitting there for so long, but still.
This whole house doesn’t even feel like a house. The office literally looks out on a parking lot. Like I feel like someone told Nial to make a house and he was like “oh yeah, I definitely know how to design a house, a home, some call it, an abode, I am intimately familiar with what that is”
The bathroom looks like a fancy public bathroom but without the stall doors. It looks like something an alien would design.
Some Minecraft player are better at designing house than him.
@@RGC_animation all Minecraft players are better at designing houses then him
Danny is the perfect guy to watch while eating your food
I'm eating cereal with strawberries rn
@@Storiefrosland giv some
@@Storiefrosland some good eatin right there
Lmao YES i dont watch him until i start eating my first meal
bagels
You completely missed the part that he said “we met 8 months ago” when talking about his ex wife. He met a girl, married her, realized it might not work out, and got a divorce all in 8 months and thought there was still a chance it would work out
She found the cameras in the bathrooms.
This kinda reminds me of the first time i played minecraft. Like after the crappy first dirt hut home, you gather the resources to make a really nice, cool-looking house, but then build the building before realizing what you wanna put in it. So you end up using giant spaces and being like “this is a plant room i guess”.
Ummm this is the furnace room?
this house feels like a modern art museum but all the art has been stolen by a master burglar who left everything else untouched
this is a perfect description lmfaooo
Truly the best way to describe it, wow
i mean everything else untouched except that cracked glass on the giraffe display
but it was probably his clumsy sidekick, we don't know
“This is my red room, you’re not allowed to see it”
That is the most sketchiest thing anyone has ever said in a RUclips video.
This needs more attention along with the others who commented about this
that’s where he’s keeping his ex wife
@@thebeakeddoctor my gut instinct was CP
it’s so weird bc it’s not even his. he’s just the designer and not the homeowner. imagine ur realtor showing u a house and being like “this is MY kitchen”
_STAY OUTTA MY SHED!_
I don't know about you guys, but whenever I build a mansion in Minecraft (which is the most my broke ass can aspire towards) I always include a secret dungeon and torture room. I like to kidnap villagers and trap them in the building, to act as my servants. When they try to escape too often, they get sent to the red room.
i feel so betrayed on Michael's behalf after Niall showing him the "red room"....... this man was excited about GRASS how could u do that to him??? :(
How do you have no replies?
well now they have 2
Three
I am here "four" you
High five I guess
I feel like when Nile says he had a "deeper connection than you could ever imagine" that I've felt much deeper connection with my dog. If you met and divorced someone all in the last couple of years, your connection must not have been all that deep. Hopefully this guy isn't continuing to harass this woman
It wasn’t even a couple years it was in the span of eight months
Danny now has a couch? We are experiencing a new Danny era.
This is a new generation
WHERE’D THE FLOOR SHELF GO lol
frrr
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The downside buying these big mansions is that you most likely get robbed because the house is so damn big and you probably need to hire security to look over your house overnight
Read my name
Hmmmmm....
Sounds more like the upside to these houses are that they make rich people easier to rob.
And it's a lot to keep clean and dust
@@esterbun9356 true and not only that but landscaping too like cutting the grass or trim bushes, that be too much work for me lol
@@esterbun9356 That's the first thing I thought of...how in the world do they keep a house like that clean? How many maids does that even take? And how much does it cost just to keep the house clean?
How disrespectful to be standing in a hundred million dollar house and implying that a wing sculpture will help kids in third world countries.. in the arts.. Bruh how are we the same species
Judging by this tour....no. He is his own thing.
he also says the house will help millions of people and change the world because he is going to stage boxing matches on the lawn that cost 35,000 a ticket and make a show about the house which will have him in so ''it will be relatable'' lol. Pewdiepie did a long reaction video and there was heaps more weird stuff!
Seriously
@@convoree - he is the one who built (well, loosely planned) the house for hundreds of millions of $$$. His ex wife designed the sculpture, and she was meant to do some art classes in third world countries according to him in the original video lol. So that's how his sculpture will teach the arts to kids in the third world (which obviously it won't - but let's be clear he wasn't planning on donating a cent of the money he made to any causes. He was actually hugely in debt and needed the money to cover all his debts!)
This video doesn't cover the craziest part - he mentions throughout the tour that the house is going to make the world a better palce and is all part of some master plan. At the end he explains it as basically "you know how because of covid all the venues are closed, so nothing is going on and everyone is sad? Well this house is gonna be a new venue we can use instead!". It's like he doesn't understand the link between the lack of social events and lockdown's rules against congregating in groups.
I want to see these people go to a regular house so bad did you see how they would react.
“What do you mean your house doesn’t have a water feature?”
“so you’re telling me you DONT have a home theater”
“Only 1500 square feet??”
I would geniuinely enjoy giving Michael a house tour😂
Im not easily offended by weird remarks and it would be funny to see him basically just "????!!?!?" At all times.
Also idk I wanna explain to this guy that how I live is probably STILL above average comfort!
We live on one salary, and do pretty ok.
Idk I wonder how he would be. Like if hed be rude about it, on purpose.
Or maybe accidently kinda rude, but in the way a child says something "mean" bc they have no filter😂
Obviously eat the rich, but I would like to educate the rich too😂
i cannot imagine how "the largest house in the urban world" could possibly be a positive thing in times of unprecedented housingcrisis
Rich people don’t care about that you silly goose
right? like the whole time i was just thinking "how many people could live there"
I just wonder how they keep themselves sane in such a huge, empty house
@@superfan364 I think it’s pretty clear they’re not sane
Yeah they were talking about those $2 million shoes and my blood pressure started going up
Being rich is a total failure of character
I want to give Michael a hug at the end because he looked like he just went through something horribly traumatic, but I am also aware that if I ever attempted to touch this man I'd probably wrack up enough debt to start a multi-generational indentured servant bloodline.
Also, that red room definitely has something illegal and I am wondering if authorities could get probable cause to investigate that room.
I agree but I think the red room is just a bdsm chamber maybe there’s some date r word drugs there tho
@@JohnDoe-ce4qm this is exactly what I was thinking. It’s definitely just some insane bdsm stuff that probably borders into weapons and drugs
@@JohnDoe-ce4qm maybe some pictures, videos, or cameras. Just sends chills down my spine
definitely something illegal and unethical in there
Honestly, at first I didn't think it's something illegal, because then they would've edited the whole part about this room out. It's probably some hardcore bdsm or fetish stuff and/maybe decorated with bdsm pictures. But on the other hand, Niall didn't really mind showing how he wanted to put up cameras in the mens bathroom to record them while peeing, which I am pretty sure is illegal... So maybe you're right.
You know what? Michael's nice. Most rich and clueless people try to flex their nonexistent knowledge and just end up making a fool of themselves. He just straight up admits that he doesn't know and that's commendable, honestly.
Yeah, the guy who made this video just sounds like a hater tbh. Nothing he said was entertaining in the least. Michael seems like he’d be a blast to travel with😂
@@tonyrose354 the guy who made the video? Are you talking about Danny?
(/srs)
@@Haunted_Plush yeah they are, they made an original comment basically sucking the rich guys dick lmao
@@tonyrose354 DICK RIDAAAA
@@TheeEnglishKnight you’re goofy I’m just not a hater but aight, keep talking trash on yt big man
That house is like an international airport, not like a home at all and proof positive that some people need to be paying more tax to assist their communities
the way these men talk, walk, interact, and design houses feels exactly like if the Sims were real
The multiple toilet tooo like i did that to make them all go at once to save time
This is how I furnish my sims houses so I dont get distracted by clutter
They got this rich using motherlode
This is definitely how I tend to build my houses in Sims. Make the rooms huge, then I don't know what to put in them.
And I definitely had the same thought about it reminding me of the Sims when Michael did the weird thing with the grass. There are several instances where they move like Sims that are struggling with pathing.
This is exactly how I built my Sims house when I was a kid with motherlodes of money.
I kept laughing at how Niall kept bringing up his ex wife at the most random times for no damn reason. This man is heartbroken 😂
Shortly after this filming he drunk-called her sobbing to come back to him, bet.
Men would rather built the most expensive house in the world instead of going to therapy
@@TheSimplyCooking no amount of rooms will fill an empty heart💔
ok
Yeah this diamond is really big but not as big as the hole in my heart left by my ex wife
5:25 honestly, what would stress me out the most is the thought that someone could be on the other end of the house and i wouldn't know. like, the house it's so massive someone else could be living on it and i would have no idea.
Cameras. Cameras everywhere.
Over the garden wall literally had an episode about this
This is quincy endicott and margueritte grey
@@carljoosepraave2102 my thought exactly
@@carljoosepraave2102 wait wait what ep?
Atleast he calls his cameraman by his name
I know Michael probably has like an army of security guards, but I still feel like I need to protect him? Specifically from Nyle.
I’m dead 💀
His camera man is actually also his body guard
you got bumbling old man fever
His body language and safe distance definitely changed after Nile smacked his arm and started talking about how his wife wouldn't listen to him. Michael definitely played it off well for the camera with his silly roll-away thing.
I think most people need protection from Nyle
Nial building that house is like how I make houses in the Sims. Nightclub in the basement? Absolutely. 12 pools that will never get used? Totally
12 Pools? Bitch, I’m digging a moat around my house.
No, the pools will get used.... how else are we going to deal with people who get into them without asking? It's a shame the ladder fairies come for them...
Cameraman Adam definitely has the best gig ever. Tell him that each Instagram short will cost $100,000 to edit and upload. Producer Michael isn't gonna shop around or do any research, you're just gonna get paid.
Michael even gifted Cameraman Adam a Rolex Submariner once. Adam’s living the life.
What do you mean "who needs a moat in their house?" How else do you fend off goblins?
defend from the poor people ofc
The fact that the guy calls it a red room and the camera man wasn’t allowed inside is genuinely a little concerning knowing what a red room is typically referring too
Im clueless,
what dose it refer to?
@@Kiwi-Bird. prolly the fact that Red rooms are rumored online spaces within the dark web, used to hide illegal activity online. also I believe the term " Red room" is a room you can pay to watch someone be k1lled or smth as well.
@@Kiwi-Bird. It's a room where you torture/kill people usually streamed to places on the dark web
@@Kiwi-Bird. Apparently it's a name for live murder feeds found on the dark web. I see information saying that these are internet hoaxes, but regardless the way his room is presented makes it sound like it could be his "murder room".
I'm guessing it's a kinky sex room though; those often get decked out in red.
@@Kiwi-Bird. it's an urban legend about livestreams on parts of the dark web where people would watch people get tortured and could submit their suggestions in chat
Danny, Michael made that comment about the grass because (I believe) he is British and in the wealthier/fancier parts of UK it is sort of common curtesy/common sense to not walk on grass/lawns because most grass and/or lawns in the UK are nicely manicured, and people want to keep it that way to uphold the overall tidy look. When I studied at Cambridge, it was a huge surprise for me. I asked my peers why no one eats lunch out on the grass on one sunny day, and they all looked at me like I was a monster. It's just a big no no apparently. I heard it's the same way at Oxford: no one ever walks on the nice lawns, they stay to the path.
Interesting
Maybe in richer areas of the UK. But most places don't really give a shit about grass. I think Michael is just weird.
@@weirdsalt1775 well he did specify "manicured lawns" not just any lawn
@@Relevart9169 I obviously don't live in the world of manicured lawns. Thank god
@@weirdsalt1775 honestly blessed. That sounds horrible, like whats the point of a lawn just to look pretty 😭
I love that they call the house "the biggest house in the urban world" as if "the urban world" was a specific thing?? They're trying to make it impressive solely through its size but it's not even cool. The Versailles palace is more than SIX times bigger than the house, and an added bonus is that it's absolutely stunning
Like they've got houses in the SUBurban world that'd make your head spin
All you gotta do is build a big house and then define what the urban world is in a way that makes your house the biggest one in it
@@buzzinbea To be fair, have you seen the worlds biggest log cabin?
@@creditsunknown7974 nope but i have seem the upside down house.
If you told me this was a comedy bit parodying the ultra rich I would 100% believe it.
the 'whole camera's in the bathroom' thing really is Nial outing himself as a creep who doesn't know how women think.
(most) women don't want to peep on men. the stereotype is that men want to peep on women but idk how statistcally true that is. some guys do and a lot dont.
but in saying this, you know nial is definitely one of those guys.
Oh my gosh yes, and I'm pretty sure he's abusive. Really didn't like how quickly he slapped Micheal, like it was habit.
Yeah that was so fucked up. So bizarre and creepy as hell
Like...women just want there not to be peeping in the first place...Not to reverse it??? Just, ew, ech, major creep vibes.
@@elliewuzzup7689 I still don't understand what happened. Why did he do that?
The most perverted men I know are still above peeping. That’s something exclusive to people who either are sex offenders or will be at some point. It isn’t normal to want to violate someone else for sexual gratification. This is from a male by the way
I weirdly like Michael for his awkward interactions and somewhat lackluster commentary. I don't know why but him walking on grass was kind of wholesome
I like your profile picture 👍
michael seems like a genuinely sweet guy, just out of touch with reality. Rich grandpa vibe
Seems way more wholesome than the other guy.
People like him are super frightening because you don’t know what he will do/has done or how he made all that money. And they manipulate others easily.
Ya too bad I can’t unremember the fact that he has a red room in which he likely does a bunch of fucked up stuff to women &/or children like Epstein and all the rich people he hung out with
He’s like the personification of the Arrested Development quote “It’s just one banana, Michael. What could it cost, $10?” Like he seems so rich he doesn’t understand the value of money cause he doesn’t have to think about it
So this man created a psych ward for a house idea, has a obsession with giraffe skeletons (which someone attempted to shoot for "reasons"), created a bathroom with a monitor that spy's on the other and calls it ingenious, and has a room the camera can't show thats apparently worse than showing him admitting to felony (tf?)...
it was definitely the ex's fault for being from Argentina.
For the record I really doubt anyone shot his giraffe skeleton on purpose. odds are it just caught a stray bullet from somewhere far away. not a crazy uncommon occurrence in some parts of america due to gang violence or celebratory gunfire
On behalf of all women everywhere literally, I could happily go my entire life without seeing an image, let alone video, of a man peeing as I’m also in the bathroom.
it's sick, he clearly spies on women in the bathroom because he wants to feel like he has power over them, and he just assumes that women naturally want to do the same thing to men. like no woman in the world wants to do that, it's his own creepy abusive misogynistic idea of entertainment
On behalf of most men, we also do not want to see that.
You cannot speak for all women because you are only one person.
Or have you met _every_ woman on the planet and got close enough with them that they share all their sexual secrets and weird fetishes with you?
No?
That's what I thought.
Even seeing my bf pee, after nearly 5 years together and seeing it many times is kinda awkward.
We often go to toilet together, cause we spend long time gaming, so if one built up courage to get up both of us are gonna go. And the toilet has long refill period.
I love how his idea of what women want is "the same predatory behaviour as me but towards men" and he never once thought "this demographic that has been a victim of predatory behaviour might NOT want to be predators themselves".
No wonder his wife left him
The cameras in the bathroom thing is crazy like I can't imagine just admitting to intending to commit a felony and being like "Innovative isn't it?"
The cameras would be watching *him*, they're in the men's bathroom. Is it weird to give your guests the ability to watch you pee? Yes. But obviously he knows they're there, so it's not illegal.
@@trianglemoebius but if he doesn't disclose that and get written consent from every guest he could still be charged if he had a party there and broadcast the video from the bathroom even if he told people it was there he'd have to get each person involved to give consent.
@@maxatrillionfatstacks217 p... piss waivers
@@artistdudebro if you wanna film people in the piss room you have to prepare your piss waivers
@@trianglemoebius Well, that's exhibitionism, maybe not as big a deal as out right spying on naked people but still quite the felony. He'd have to make sure everyone that goes to the bathroom is comfortable with that, which is very unlikely since they smilingly want to host whole parties down there. It's just a gross idea overall.
the fact that this person thought to put a mall water fountain, an anatomically correct chrome giraffe skeleton, and gendered bathrooms in a place where someone's supposed to live is crazy
I swear, people must have been telling Michael to touch grass, but he thought it was actual requests from his fans
There is nothing less relatable than the phrase, "I've never walked on grass."
Me who grew up in a drought 👀
@@friendlyneigborhoodbean me who was born, raised and lives in a desert 👀
Redditors can relate
Talk to genshin impact players and then see
@@YeetusTheFetus lmao or anyone who is a weeb
Weird, it’s almost like there’s such a thing as too much house. Like all that empty space is just this guy’s way of trying to compensate for a gigantic void in his life but instead it becomes a poignant physical representation of that void, plus a terrifying sex dungeon, because of reasons?
“No matter how big your house is, you can only be in one room at a time”
@@bucketonfoot I really like how this sounds. I've never actually thought about it.
@@bucketonfoot *stretches in the doorway* Haha! I'm in two rooms at once! Loneliness has been solved!
Wow what a genuinely great observation. I agree completely - all the space in the house is his attempt to fill a void but it ultimately ended up representing it perfectly! Ostentatious but in a totally contrived and senseless way…
Danny, give that candle to a friend who likes it or the thrift store. It’ll be fine, just get the guilt outta your life.
Bahahaha
@@emmorgan2354 what
Or put it on display and call it art. It symbolise about consumerism or something.
@@vex_13 the candle actually helps children in 3rd world countries
@@noaag 😂😂😂
5:27
Assuming that candle is the black matte candle from the brand the flaming candle, it would be $18.65 which means that house is 8,042,895.4423592 times the amount of that candle
As much as I want to hate Michael for what he represents, he's just so earnest it's impossible. It's like a toddler discovering everything for the first time, I can't help but be like "oh wow Michael you're doing it, you're walking on that grass! good job buddy!"
lol, you pinpointed the emotion exactly.
It's so sweet, how genuinely excited he was about walking on grass, tho if you wanna hate someone go hate on that Nial guy he was weird...
it just shows different types of rich people between nial and Michael
I refuse to believe there is a middle-aged man living outside of Northern Africa that has never walked on grass, I don't care if he presents the recording of his entire life as evidence
@@Illlium i guess he meant as in real grass not the artificial one that most rich would use to replace them
really scared for nyle's ex-wife, who he says didn't listen to him, right after he slapped a man for not listening to him
in that case I am so glad she escaped so soon
cocaine is a helluva drug.
Also clearly has no concept of boundaries and consent with the whole "yeah I'm putting cameras in this bathroom and having them broadcast to the other one"
@@alexia3552 There's a reason they don't show the red room
I'm glad she got out of this relationship
My biggest fear in a house like this is I would constantly worry I didn't lock all the doors
dude you have people to do that.
It’s the giraffe’s job
This is why if i have house this big, itll be built like a maze on the inside. Forgot to lock doors? Its okay the burglars cant find the way out
@@yuki97kira then you can track them down and make them work in your house-promising to let them go, of course, in a few years.
that's why you have the moats as the primary layer of defence.
nothing screams warm and comfortable like having an echo everytime you speak or take a step.