Rich People Have Bad Taste
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The pinned comment sucks
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drew got ya
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Weirdest thing is: Architectural Digest is never about architecture, only about interior decoration. It should be called Internal Digestion.
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It was originally when it started in Los Angeles in the 1920s.
@@chs75 Thanks for that info.
@@pjacobsen1000 You're welcome.
They actually made some great videos on the places like the Plaza Hotel and New York Library that actually walked you through a lot of the architecture, history, and design of the buildings. I wish they made more videos like that instead of celebrity home tours. Only 2 or 3 out of every 10 home tours they do ever have interesting and classy architecture and interior design and the rest is ridiculously luxurious and ugly shit.
I don't know why, but Dakota Johnson lying about the limes is the funniest thing I've seen all day.
@Tiny Manticore for realllll! That was the best part. She knew it was ridiculous and there is no consequence to lying about it 😂😂
It really is,l xd what's up with her setting up and deadpanly telling the most hilarious shit ever from time to time
The funniest thing is she is actually allergic to limes lmao
@@shamsihf really!!!?? Why would she have so many??
@@mariahholden2088 she hired someone to make the house look good before the tour and they put the limes in there i think
“Private theaters people tend not to use, cause they have to walk all the way to the basement.”
there’s no way this man isn’t fucking with us
No, people like living in smaller placed than these.
Remember that these rooms are often designed by the "family head" to spend time with family, but they often do not care about it. A lot of people actually make theatres in their basements to enjoy with their families, but all other people would rather chill in a bright living room.
These also aren't necessarily very rich people, as all you need for that is a projector, a sound system, a device to play back video and a few chairs/sofas. All are common items that can be found for fairly cheap if you know what you're looking for.
I had a friend growing up who has a private theater and a sauna in her basement. She rarely went down there, and that’s where all the cool stuff was at.
@@JackieOwl94 that's the thing though, it's not so cool once you have it
Cause rooms like that are lonely as heck without being full@@JackieOwl94
"So I thought it would be cool if I put a rail system connecting my house to my other houses" is one of those phrases I thought I would only hear in reference to Minecraft.
same.
I feel like billionaires just make up random purposes for rooms just so they can justify the size of the house.
"Here is our cactus licking room, and right next door is our chocolate screaming study where we all scream at chocolate"
@@MaxskiSynths We have two types of bathrooms ones you shit in and ones you piss in.
Yeah lmao
Me,making a big sims 4 home: this is the dungeon for my slaves to paint
@@yuki97kira I was thinking the same, its like they have unlimited money in the sims game or something and they spend it on super specific rooms that just pop in their heads at a certain point and there was nothing to limit what they can build.
Jokes on you, Drew. I have a terrible taste and no money.
I felt this in my bones.
same.
@Nobody I don't know. Are you hispanic?
Boom!
All rich people have terrible taste but not all people with terrible taste are rich
Modern homes have the aesthetic of a dentist office and the comfort level of an airport lounge.
False, airport lounges are more comfortable. Usually you aren't the only human being in a ten mile radius, listening to the echo of your own voice! XD
The room with the single chair at 8:00 coupled with _”let’s show you Pierce’s bathroom :)”_ is absolutely hilarious in the most terrifying way 💀
Why doesn't this have more likes 💀
... Lucky Pierce!
(not to be confused with Lucky Pierre; if you don't know what that means, don't Google it)
Lucky pierce
He just gets a new chair after each...use.
I'm sorry I don't get it. Are you saying he's an evil barber like Sweeney Todd or something? It's going over my head
I can literally think of nothing more awkward than a private Justin Bieber concert in my house.
I cringed when he said that.
one of my fav artist, "machine girl" does venues and concerts and for some reason I though about him doing a private concert. It was extremely uncomfortable to think about.
@@rowmaster6894 yeah, anyone coming to my house to play music for me sounds horrifying actually.
Probably a Cardi B concert... imagine her full costume, singing WAP in the middle of your living room to you and your close relatives. I'm cool with my Spotify on speaker tyvm.
@@biazacha I would actually love to see my relatives reacting to that performance. I love Cardi B, she's everything.
To the people saying that wasn’t Justin Bieber I say, “Prove it, idiot”
I'm also an Eminem fan.
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Can confirm, no one knows exactly where Justin Bieber was when Drew recorded this video, therefore, it’s 99.99% probable proof he was potentially there at that time, possibly.
@@MDSF9090 exactly.
@Nobody it’s justine beaver not justin bieber 🤬
And that is how you launder money.
"Why yes, Mr. IRS, I made $200,550,876.97 from my private arcade business... in my home... I don't even know what cocaine tastes like."
“I don’t do cocaine, Officer. I just like the smell.”
Worked as a private chef for a while, I personally really liked having a seperated kitchen. Was able to keep my head down and actually work rather than deal with old gremlins trying to show off their wealth like I care
I mean if an old gremlin that looked like Vera Farmiga needed a boy toy I would run away with her.
If they taste this bad maybe we shouldn’t eat them after all
Not if you season them right
Eat the rich
Eat the rich
Eat the rich
@@mochiyoongs5565 love that it's a Min Yoongi account that's saying this ♡
@@mochiyoongs5565 yyoooongiiii
@@mochiyoongs5565 Nah we should tax the rich people
The fact that Drew would name his kid "Drew Jr" and not "Drewnior" makes me deeply concerned for his wellbeing.
this should’ve been pinned
@@CNRMAX i guess the pinned comment really does suck
I literally went to make this exact comment when I heard drew jr.
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Same
It's kind of heartbreaking to see useless things like flower cutting rooms and unused rooms when there are so many families crammed into one bedroom apartments or living in hotel rooms
If you aren’t holding extravagant balls and having everyone stay over in their own room along with their own servants etc, then you don’t deserve your mansion. Them’s the rules.
Why even have a chandelier if you’re not going to drop it on a horrified audience of innocent opera-goers. I mean really
I'm sorry but I just imagined holding a pair of extravagant testicles in my hand and laughed way too hard.
@@bigjedimullet Honestly chandeliers look pretty cool, I'd have one in my house if I had unlimited money. Only one though, too many would just make all of them not special.
@@leonro Good heavens, these family jewels are simply exquisite!
@@bigjedimulletErik is that you??
Dude really said he has a room dedicated to “cutting flowers”. Wait until he finds out I have a room dedicated to just pooping and peeing.
Did I already ask you on another free video if I could add you on Instagram
If you're rich enough you can actually pee or poop anywhere, public indecency only carries a $500 fine
@@celebalert5616 oh my god you're right
@@celebalert5616 Don't give them ideas
Are you sure cutting flowers is a metaphor for a bathroom and not trimming weed
It’s like in Sims when you accidentally build a house that’s too big, because you have no reference, and you don’t have enough furniture to fill the space.
Thats a great analogy lol. Or a minecraft house that you don't know how to fill empty space
Or you are like "I'm sure when I buy more packs I'll be able to fill those spaces" and then you never do or they never do, or the rooms are too small for those big items, but too big for the normal item options, and you get tired of reusing the same decorations and set pieces to fill it out more.
@@SadLoserCanjuju omg yes lol. i used to build huge mansions in minecraft just bc i could, but i always had trouble filling it up and got so frustrated. so now i just build tiny rooms and add onto them whenever i need more space lol
I love making rooms like that half rooms on either side and putting a table in the middle
I’ve been there 😂😂
I feel like rich people don't understand that all the huge mansions and castles in history didn't just have one rich couple in them. They had hundreds of servants, their whole family tree, as well as large groups of guests living there with them. They were expected to host huge events and had extravagance to impress even more elite guests. In the case of castles, they also had troops and huge compounds with everything they could ever need. Everything was accounted for, and there was logical reason for them never even visit large parts of the house. Building these huge twenty bedroom mansions makes no sense in the modern world, so of course you're trying to fill it with nonsense rooms and furniture.
as a person with adhd the idea of having entire rooms dedicated to specific hobbies like flower cutting sounds simultaneously like a dream and a nightmare
Drew going after minimalists and rich people. Perfectly balanced, as all things should be
You quoted thanos at drew!!! 👏🏻
@The Dark Overlord not always, sometimes it's people who have been or are struggling money-wise and they get into that mindset to save
They're the same thing
@WhatTheHell AmIDoingWithMyLife that is true, just felt the need to point that out but yeah sorry if i was pushing thr topic too general this time
I love that the dragon heart is “dehumidified” not dehydrated
Well, you can't have a moist dragon heart lying around because it would attract Mormons.
Dehydration is for the peasant 99%!
no one wants a humid dragon heart
Well, dehydrated means that something needs water to function, like when you're thirsty, while dehumidified means that all fluid has been extracted from it. So it's technically correct.
I read this comment and was like "Omg this is so funny, lemme like it-" and urm...I'd already liked it???? BUT I DIDN'T RECOGNIZE IT????? WHHAAAAAT????
I want a medieval castle filled with nothing but movie theaters, chandeliers, and taxedermized elephants
I want some taxedermized humans
Both your ideas are wonderful. Let's combine them and go with a neo-modern Sawney Bean castle.
@@DrDolan2000 Pretty sure they have that on the dark web. Get your Bitcoin ready! 🤣
Not to mention perfect movie set recreations. The house has an elevator, the top floor opens up to a perfect recreation of the carbon freezing chamber from Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back.
Oh, the editing at 1:08 is a really nice detail! Like the video was already recorded at that point, since he has it on his phone, but he made the decision to add the little skit. Rich people might have bad taste, but Drew’s taste is great
Was gonna comment about this but decided to scroll to see if anyone else did. I’m actually surprised that there aren’t more comments about this.
That stood out to me as well!
I dont get why someone would need so many rooms. Id be fine with a bedroom, living room, pool room, dart room, chess room, bar, home cinema, afternoon tea nook, dining room, second dining room for fancier dinners, breakfast room, home gym and maybe a few spare rooms for whatever activity I come up with. I'm just a normal guy, don't want anything excessive.
Okay but an afternoon tea nook sounds awesome😂😂
What a simple man.
So do you not need a bathroom, or do you just go in the pool?
where ya gonna shit
@@kaitlindoesarts lol you don’t go in the pool?
Like Amanda would let him name their kid “Drew, Jr.”.
Drewnior is definitely what they’re naming their kid.
yes he should.
When I tell you I wheezed
fool, they'd name the child Drewmanda. the only accurate name for any child.
Amandrewnior
I literally didn't know until 9:36
Was buddies with a rich kid. His mom themed every room in thier mansion and he had no say about what his theme was. It was like he was living in a cabin he didn’t choose to live in since his was this odd like rustic cabin theme. So odd and plastic life feeling.
The segway to the brand deal was an absolute rollercoaster
There's a middle ground. Too rich? Bad taste. Too poor? You think normal/boring stuff is luxurious. Essentially what I'm saying is; Hire me, billionaires, to furnish and decorate your home with my middle-class expertise, my rates start at 60k/hr + snacks (very good deal, hmu)
Oh very reasonable!
Yo, tryin' to undercut MY business plan by 30k?! Disgraceful!
Stick to whacky awesome knives n shit.
But with that rate, you'll soon become too rich to have that kind of a well-balanced palate!
jPnewpic88.men
What are you doing here? Go make cool armour and weapons and stuff!
Imagine a rich person building a smaller house: "We made it small so it's quicker to walk around"
@krwnt we have to take a golf cart to get there tho
lol
@krwnt lmao
We made it small so we could have a massive garden.
Any player of the Sims knows mansions suck LOL
7:41 why did he decide to wave goodbye with both hands like he was surrendering to the cameraman???
“I don’t feel like I’m in someone’s house right now, I feel like I’m walking through the set of Bridgerton” honestly, that is house goals. The houses in bridgerton are so pretty. I want someone to come into my house and feel like they’re in a historic regency era mansion.
Yeah if im paying millions of dollars for a house, I’d much rather it feel like the set of bridgerton than a mall / parking garage hybrid like those “modern LA style” mansions. Historical architecture is lit, cold marble floors and hostile minimalism is not
in her defense, they had so many limes around her sink, she could probably think of nothing BUT limes and out came the lie.
Who thought that putting out a display of nothing but dozens of limes was even a good idea? Like they’re limes, it looked so weird and not normal at all no one has that many limes or displays them like that
@@micaylarobbins5727 especially because she said she didn't know it was there and it was just set dressing like i know that's how reality shows work but it just takes away from "exploring celebrity homes" when it's not even theirs
@@marisleong8725 it's not literally a set. It's her home it was just "set dressed" to look better for photos. Same thing in the David Harbour AD video, he has candles around his bathtub and mentions they aren't usually there but his interior designer put them there for the video
My mom has decor in her kitchen of fake fruits, most of which she can't eat either from allergies or heart medication.
"You like pineapple, huh?"
"Nope, I'd swell up and die, but they match my oven mitts."
@@mattsaracen7 oh my bad yeah i meant set dressed lol but yeah it just kind of takes away from a "homey" environment unless that's how their home actually is. its really uncomfortable to watch tbh, i just wished they'd live everything as it is instead of trying to make it look better
You should’ve had the title be “rich people have poor taste”
yes.
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@@marieantoinette2943 rich people have poor taste like them being rich but having poor taste even though they are rich
@@fancifulfox3940 i wouldnt expect marie antoinette to get the joke lol
If this was reddit, I'd give you an award
In the meantime, have a like
I honest to god believe that 90 % of the people who own these big ass mansions dont live there like 360 days of the year. whenever they try to show rooms, it just looks like the wander into the rooms for the first time themselves xD
I’m so stoned right now watching this for probably over the 10th time in my life and I can’t stop laughing and rewinding him saying “nuh-uh-uh- daddy gotta shine those shoes😎”
As someone who's worked in the kitchen of a high-class restaurant: Having the kitchen away from the family was definitely for the chef's benefit.
Can you imagine having to listen to billionaires kids bullshit all day
@@kingbradley8058 you know that one meme of parasite? you know the meme. we all hate the rich here enough to know the meme
Honestly yes
@@smonkk8556 😭🖐️
@@smonkk8556 lol i thought of that meme with the guy driving the golf cart at 7:19
I just realized that Drew isn't being funny when he says "hey guy." He is personally greeting Guy Fieri.
I love this comment
this is groundbreaking
hahaha
No he's greeting my dad, Guy
oh my god it all makes sense now
Rich people who are too lazy to walk downstairs to watch a film in their in-home movie theatre are the same ones who tell poor people they are lazy and not working hard enough.
Drew’s editing is really top notch. I feel like most people don’t notice but it’s amazing
The dumbest thing about most of these rich people's houses is, if they're working as hard as they always claim they do, how do they even have time to enjoy 95% of what they've had built?
When billionaires say they work hard, they usually mean "someone I hired is working hard for me."
It's the magic of passive income and inheritance
@@SavageLynelButtPlug Bingo
They just profit from exploiting other people
They have so much money that they can just stop working and enjoy their house. But they keep working because their net worth is like a highscore to them. I know Elon Musk works like 100 hours per week and sleeps in his factory, so he isn't even home most of the time.
The Dakota Johnson lime controversy is really a gut punch.
Yoy
@@RhyxMan what does this m e a n
It means inner piece
I can't stand these lime lies
You must accept the prophecy
My theory:
Money makes people stupid. People having too much money actually hurts the free market economy, because they no longer have to make logical buying decisions and don't have to consider pros and cons and weigh alternatives...
At the very least, consider that making those rooms cost a lot of money, and that money flowed into the pockets of the architects, construction workers, and utility engineers who can then use the money more effectively in their own transactions.
On the other hand, then you have a useless room that took up the valuable time and materials and effort of some folks who could have been building apartments for homeless people instead. So there's that.
I think Abraham Lincoln designed that theatre where the lights come on if someone walks in behind you.
“Rich people are weird as sh*t.” - John Mulaney
"Kill the rich"
-Gandhi
"Eat the rich."
- Mother Teresa
i feel safe in a comment section where there's ppl quoting john mulaney
@@azrasophie4381 unrelated but "theres a horse loose in a hospital"
Lol I was actually thinking he sounds like Andrew from Big Mouth!
As a private chef, it's actually really nice to have your work kitchen be separate so the billionaires' families don't come wandering in looking for a snack while you're working.
true, if you have enough money, it's just smart to do things that way
@Garbage Ilearsi i dont think its right to generalise all rich people
@Garbage Ilearsi what? i'm just a middle class person. saying all rich people have servants is like saying every middle class person should just work harder to earn more money. that's not how... groups of people work.
@Garbage Ilearsi you are an actual child. grow up and see that people are multi facetted and not this immature view you have. also imagine describing middle class people as "simple" lmaooo i can be whatever i want to be regardless of my class and so can anyone else.
@Garbage Ilearsi you are the equivalent of sjws believing in feminist when they just hate men for no reason. it's time to grow up this is really embarrassing.
9:17
Pretty sure Dakota Fanning is actually allergic to limes 💀💀
5:30 this is the hardest I've laughed today and it's specifically at the zoom-in of the vent while you describe the room. What category of humor is that
Dakota Johnson lying about the limes is everything.
lowkey pretty hilarious
she had a point, it was an absurd amount of limes
But I really liked her house😂
"I love to display them like this..." 😂 She was subtly saying "you guys know this is weird, right?"
Her lying made her feel like a real person and not just a mascot; you know what I mean?
It's because they can AFFORD to have bad taste. They can hire an interior decorator to do whatever they want for fun, because they have the money to change it at any point.
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If I had an ATM room for every time someone owed me money but had excuses, I'd be able to afford that house too.
I could literally spend hours sitting down and planning out what I'd want in a house if I had endless money, and I think the most unusual thing I could think of would be a lego room where it was just a room dedicated to lego.
To be fair, it probably is quite a hassle to go downstairs when your house is so big the basement is in a different time zone.
Ain't that the truth
Yeah, but why did he not install an elevator? Somebody really dropped the ball on that one.
“A private concert for 5 people”
I can’t imagine how terribly awkward that would be, having a celebrity sing for 5 people in an abnormally large room where it definitely echoes the awkward sounds of silence
Tally hall wall party 06
I hope they talked through the whole thing and made Beiber feel like shit.
@@carrisebear3499 You . . . hope???
Rich people don't feel awkward tho
That sounds...unfathomably terrible.
The fact that all these mansions even exist is disgusting to me.
this video makes me laugh everytime im sad, the giraffe bit brings me joy without fail every rewatch
my uncle is an architect and built his own home. the thing he was most proud of was how he raised all the doorways and ceilings to be slightly higher than regular standards bc he is v tall. the home theater in the basement or the stone walled shower that had different heads that all had like jet massage functions?? no, no. the slightly taller than average doorways and ceilings. that was the best feature of the entire home to him.
that's so funny! lol.
I say this as a tall person, having a guarantee you'll never hit your head walking around at home (barring unforeseen circumstances ie falling) is an absolute blessing
Lol
Well yeah doorways are a necessity, the other things are luxuries and you could easily buy a house with them in if you have enough money to build one, but slightly higher than average doors? That's an annoyance he'd have to live with his whole life everywhere he goes because doorways are not designed for his height, now he finally has a home he can actually fit in, obviously that's gonna be more important than optional luxuries
@@butasimpleidiotwizard that is so very right
That one guy's theater sucks actually. the window and light walls are real bad for projectors (even with blinds) and the tile floor is bad for sound.... Walls and floors should be soft, dark materials. There's no shot of the screen but it's probably just set in the wall. This is a theater for presentation, not function. (this is what i get for having a professional home theater designer as a parent)
All good points :-)
Yeah, isn’t that why the home theatres are in the basement? Because they have speakers on the walls and having a room with windows is bad for insulating the sounds?
@@oliviac295 but what about the STAIRS?!
@@sharkythesharkdogg9732 Just put a elevator in and now you’ve also made it wheelchair accessible.
@@ineedaname5928 i want them to introduce anti-stair man and ski elevator to house no.2 man and they can fight to the death for the cheering masses of rome
2:22 *"Bono in a Howie Mandel costume"*
That was probably one of the best roasts of all time.
A flower cutting room is something that only a garden witch should have
Private Justin Bieber concert?? Billionaires really live on a different planet to us huh
‘people tend not to use their movie theatres cause they have to walk all the way down the stairs’ ....
They just know where to get those tickets from
@@ryanmac5222 😂
I would pay to not have a private justin bieber concert
Yah...an alien planet where there's creatures who like to awkwardly sit still and listen to horrible music while the horrible musician looks directly into their faces, barely more than 5 feet away.
I mean...if you're into extravagant horror, this is it.
Drew, it's so obvious that the crystal is used to harness the power of the sun to heat the whole home. ;)
You fool it’s supposed to give you then ability to go into the avatar state
Sounds like J O crystals to me
Gotta save money on heating
You're all wrong. That's the crystal that he uses to drain the life essence from gelflings and so that he can live forever.
That's bullshit, then it would have a purpose
Okay, you know what I notice? They've made their homes in such a way that they never have to engage with the outside world at all. You don't need to go to a restaurant, you have a private chef. You don't go to the movies, you have your own theater. You don't go to an arcade, you have your own game room. You don't go to a bar, you have a home pub. You go to concerts, you pay pop stars to play piano in the living room you otherwise never enter.
I’m sorry but as a dirt poor person, I actually love Dita’s house. It’s so weird and beautiful and colorful. You can tell she put her entire personality into it, and that there is passion put into every single room. I think it’s a gorgeous home.
-Actual private chef here
Having a seperate kitchen actually is a huge blessing. Cooking for a dinner party with children runing in the kitchen and all the guests constantly asking for extra shit or quick snacks etc can really cut efficiency and can be annoying.
Having your own space to work undistracted can really be a blessing
just set children traps and threaten people, that's what the rich family I know does
@@FirstLast-fl1co where can I pick up a reliable child trap? I tried Lowe’s hardware already no luck🥺
@@SourdoughHyena: Did you try Ace?
@@SourdoughHyena my family makes our own child traps. old family recipie
Home Depot has a really good trap that can hold up to 3 kids under 12.
Chandeliers only exist for Agent 47 to drop on his targets.
and as our reminder to eat the rich.
Keep having to remind myself that Modest Pelican isn't the only one who plays Hitman lmao
Omg I love this comment
Chandeliers also exist so that dobby can make it fall on bellatrix before she tries to kill hermione
Was literally playing Hitman when I watched this video, so perfect comment.
i can't imagine how awful it would be to be in a huge house with like, one other person. big houses can be great but there's a point where it goes from sick to uncomfortable. i'm a big fan of comfy clutter and i CANNOT imagine how much stuff i'd need to buy to make the house feel like a home.
Ok but I do love Dita von teese's house haha. It's way too big obviously, but it's so tacky and kitsch, I love it 😍 I'd do it with entirely secondhand items and cheaper antiques though.
"The more expensive the house is, the uglier it gets"
Guess drew must be pretty expensive
Sooo, the cheaper the house, the prettier?
Nah. That isn't true either. Mediocrity is the best.
As Freckle famously said, “Sometimes things that are expensive..... are worse.”
...stuffed animals? Are we in 1300s?
You know when you get rich in the sims and you but very expensive things even tho they are ugly and don’t fit with each other? It’s just like that
"This room is smaller cause we wanted a comfier, cozier feel"
Huh. If only there was someway to have an entire place that's smaller and comfier and cozier. Nothing like that exists though.
It really is a shame. Someone should invent and build something like that. That way you can have a bunch of people in one building so not only is it cozier but you can have a sense of community.
Yeh… Like the above comment said, I’m looking forward to the day we can find a way to somehow… and ik this sounds weird,.. stack ppl. It’s weird but omg idk, it’s like cozy sounding :)
You know I THINK they have that sort of thing out in the mountains but I can’t put my finger on what it might be...
Start a real estate agency with your idea and creativity
@@richardgimbel2230 Not sure about that. You see, poor people live like that. How do you call that...? Overcrowding? I'm sure I read in Quora that makes people hostile towards each other and then they go on the streets shouting nonsense about rights and destroying public property. All of that just to relieve their anger because they don't know how to be civilised. They really should be working more to achieve what they want. Instead they want everything for free. So not for me. I prefer big spaces so every member of the family can have their own space and when we feel like it we spare some time together at our basement movie theater. Nice, isn't it? Edit: It's sarcasm.
All of a sudden I have a new dream home. I want to build a two-story house, kitchen on the bottom, my future child's bedroom right above that, hole in the ceiling. A full-sized stuffed giraffe that starts in the kitchen, neck pops up through the hole, head looks at the child making sure he goes to bed on time, and then every morning I'll shout through the hole, "OH DREW JR! I MADE EGG", and he excitedly jumps out of bed, makes that sound that Anakin made in the Phantom Menace ("YIPPEE"). He then hops onto the giraffe, slides down his neck, lands perfectly in the chair, fork and knife in hand, bib already on and says, "Good morning, dad???" Turns out I'm already gone. You see, I was concerned he wasn't gonna get out of bed in time, so I had started marching up the stairs ready to discipline my sweet boy. I opened up his door, go, "Huh?" Look down the hole, he's already scarfed down his whole breakfast, threw the bib off, backpack on, looks up to me, says, "See you later dad!", and then scurries out the door just in time to make the bus. And then the giraffe comes back to life and we play video games all day until my son comes home. And that's my dream.
1:08 why is no one talking about how these are the smoothest transitions of all time
I’m sorry but Dakota seeing a plate of limes, in her own kitchen, that she doesn’t recognize and being so distrust by it that she feels the need to lie about a love of limes she doesn’t have, is hilarious to me.
"I HAVE to justify these limes" - her, probably
Imagine if she said i love Awkward Puppets on yt and because of it i take 30 tequila shots each day thats why i have alot of limes.
she’s so likable to me that i find it endearing rather than gross and out of touch. she’s so awkward and honest at the same time i love it
She just accidentally found out she had a Lime Presenting Room
@@doctoraep it will probably be a long time before I can buy a house but this comment makes me want to have a room called the lime presenting room
A "flower cutting room" is something I'd make in the Sims 4 when I accidentaly make the house too big
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Lol! Same
When he mentioned the kids bunk bed, I literally "that sounds like something on The Sims".
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I made an entire mall in the basement complete with a theatre, bowling ally, coffee shop, etc. Lags like hell but it was worth it
See, it's things like this that make me kinda understand why people think the rich and powerful are lizard people. Like, it's obviously not true, and yet...
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I love that Dakora Johnson saw a comically huge pile of limes in her kitchen and realised it was weird to ignore it
It was weird to not ignore it.
It's weird to think that it's better to just lie than tell the truth. Just tells you that all of these shows are staged. Do these people really think we give a shit if some celebrity likes limes or not.
@@likainenerkki7047 Of course it's staged. People don't just give you a tour around their super clean and tidy house the moment you enter it.
On another note it's not really lieing or something like that. It's like when you have a presentation and suddenly there's a picture that your teammate put in last minute that you didn't know about so you panic and start freestyling. Nothing wrong with that
@@stopske9332 but why would you stage a bunch of limes? What's the point? I mean if you're going to stage something then make it better than fucking limes.
@@likainenerkki7047 Well from what she said in the video they put them there to make the place look better. But to be fair the first time I watched the video I didn't think "Oh she must really like limes". I was just very uncomfortable because the limes didn't match the green of the kitchen. So I don't know🤷🏼♀️
They did a bad job with the limes but I mean the rest of the house looked good. They probably do the little stuff like organizing books or setting stuff on tables or in this case filling up the fruit bowls.
I just can't imagine owning a movie theater, a bowling alley, an arcade, or any of that shit in my house and not sharing it with everybody. It just blows me away thinking most of these sick rooms are empty while they're doing some boring shit
Ikr like what would the fun be in living like a house like that unless you shared it with at least like 10 other people
They're probably on tiktok
As an introvert, I'd hate having people hanging out at my place all the time.
Ok this might sound weird but even if I had all those money I'd prefer to go out to those places, I mean aren't those also places to socialise? I'd feel super lonely just by thinking that i have a whole ass empty arcade or bowling alley in my basement
I worked for a family of five (parents and three young children) who lived in a 52-room mansion, with a bowling alley, movie theater, indoor basketball court, two pools, etc. Most of the rooms were literally empty - they didn't have enough furniture to furnish them all and had no need to even enter most of the house. The children were too young to take advantage of the entertainments, the father was always away on business, and the mother was always out at yoga or the gym. It was all so unncessary and obscene.
I used to work (for minimum wage with no tips allowed) at a super exclusive golf club, the joining fee alone was a few hundred thousand pounds and there were a few members who I knew were billionaires. There actually was a shoe shining room, which doesn’t sound that crazy in a golf club until you realise that there were like maybe 20 people a day on average attending the club most of whom didn’t use the room once. It was such a strange place to work because the exterior of everything was so gaudy and expensive looking but as a member of staff as soon as you cross the ‘staff only’ boundary you are surrounded by paper thin walls and an underground staff room with an ancient microwave and a flickering light.
Man, these kinds of houses genuinely don't feel real. Really makes it apparent that rich people really are disconnected from reality.
the most unrealistic thing about Drew's giraffe story was that the dad made the food. where is the chef
And the kid taking the bus instead of the private jet to school.
@@yoonglenoodle466 yeah
he made egg!
@@omaraabed Imagine actually taking a Private Jet to your school. You get in and by the time you're Airborne you're already right next to the school so the Pilot has to pull some evasive maneuvers and crashes into the school successfully killing himself, 345 students, and 23 teachers
In the floristry room?
how is no one talking about that nice “he said the title” transitions. smooth. nice touch. i appreciated it Drewden
Drewdanzales... wait, I'm confused
1:07
I was so impressed!
*Roll credit*
It was one transition.
6:55
Actually this is true for my household. My house has a cool 3d tv downstairs and surround sound and the most comfortable couch, but we barely go down because it’s a bit of a hassle going downstairs, and then cleaning it, and going up 2 floors when you’re tired
"Bono in a Howie Mandel costume" perfect description. 👌
6:27 I love how the atm machine implies that the dude makes his guests pay money to play in his personal arcade
Not really surprising tbh
How do you think he made all that money?
Heard of one dude who didn't have a phone, instead he had a pay phone for guests.
I love how he says "atm machine."
Don't forget your pin number and make sure someone knows how to do CPR resuscitation of you are going to pay to use the pool. It's a great way to cool off before dealing with the lines at the department of dmv.
Didn't John Paul Getty have a pay phone in his house for guests?
Rich peoples taste is literally: “is it absurdly expensive? Ight I’ll take it”
harry styles with his 300$ plain black notebook:
"do I like it?"
"I'll pay someone to tell me - SHOULD I like it?"
Honestly, and u forgot the "it comes in golden color u say? Aight I'll take it"
not all. There's also a difference between new and old money (on average).
Seeing these houses and how these people live really makes me ill. All the people starving, homeless or just struggling to BARELY get by and they live like this.
1:08 this skit is so unnecessarily funny i love it
I feel like Dakota was startled by the limes and panicked, which is actually kind of relatable. Like "why did you put these limes in my kitchen. why. I can't stop looking at them. it's so many limes. I have to say something about the limes." "I LOVE LIMES"
LMAO
the way she said it in the tour was SO sarcastic too, idk how anyone would believe she was serious xD
I wouldn't trust her in a relationship. Saying things to just feel better. Lol naughty Dakota
dakota who?
@@baloog8 naughty, naughty, naughty
I don’t begrudge anyone their wealth, but I’ve seen small one bedroom apartments styled with more class than these giant houses.
10 bucks has a lot of them only got this money from the great-grandparents
I begrudge people obscene wealth. There, I've said it.
I begrudge wealthy people who didn't work for what they have overall, and what they do with it. Someone can travel the world, go to awesome places, live in a big home, just generally have a nice life without being a total bitch. It's when these people constantly push the fact that they CAN do that into peoples' faces, or always list the cost of a trip or new car or even just a new outfit of theirs, that they are just being an asshole.
@@exist4046 absolutely like yeah if I had a business that was starting to get good and I'd start making more money and be able to buy slightly more lavish things yeah great... but maybe I don't want to use slave labour in my own/ other countries with illegal practices so I can make more money. Like if I wanted to get to their level I assume I'd just have to be a morally and ethically awful person with no regard for others... or I can make slightly less money and a good company and still have some luxuries... mmmm
@@amemelia oh yeah I really wasn't even accounting for that tbh, though I sorta lump people who essentially always use loopholes or what's basically slave labor into the "not working for their own money" category tbh. I don't give a shit if they worked hard to start out with, basically everyone who isn't given money does, but the fact that they simply stop truly working for it and instead make others do it is what invalidates them imo. Like, I almost hate someone MORE when they come from a super low income background only to end up taking advantage of low income people, because the LITERALLY KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE and often even TALK ABOUT THEIR "EARLY STRUGGLES" WITH IT. It makes me so pissed that people can even BE like that.
1:40 as an architecture student, i actually adore this chair. It’s fluffier than u think and literally same as the other chairs. Just sit, lay down. It’s comfy and ı like the designnnnn
I was thinking the same, the geometric metal bits with the organic fabricy bits contrast really nicely
The funny thing to me is I’m pretty sure that absurdist sofa listing was on design within reach, which is the discount store of designer furniture. The original thing probably cost like 50k.
this just proves rich people are crazy cos what sane person would want to have a private justin bieber concert
@Pristine Artifact TRUE
@Pristine Artifact is there even a Justin Bieber fan?
@Pristine Artifact is there even a Justin
Even if it was one of my favorite artists I would feel so awkward having them to do a private concert for me lol
spoilt rich kids
"Hundreds of willow branches"
Shows like five willow branches.
did you want him to show all of them
@@sIurz yes
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@@sIurz yes
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Y’know it’s funny, those old giant mansions were as usually that big bc if you were that rich, you were expected to welcome frequent long term guests & have extended family living with you. A giant mansion isn’t meant to be a lonely cave for 2 or 3 people
How many of John Wick's enemies could have used that home theater alert system? I feel like it was all of them.
in dakota’s defense, her home is actually one of the least obnoxious home presented in architectural digest, like the few “rich pple stuff” that i can see is a private garden and a pool and thats about it. other home in architectural digest are huge and have obnoxious features that no one would need like drew said
The garden wasn't that unachievable too. Liked her presentation style too.
Yeah, that’s what I was thinking too. Her house actually feels like a home and could even pass as something the average person can own (based on the style and lack of extravagant designer pieces).
She was probably being sarcastic with the I loooove limes, but it just didn't come across very clearly.
Because actors don't actually make unreasonable amounts and she was born rich so doesn't feel the need to show off
She's still a weirdo regardless. Something is off mentally about these people... Like a serious lack of self awareness/perspective.
“It’s hard to just ignore them.. so I just lied” is THE funniest thing from this video. Probably because I would have done the exact same thing in that situation.. Why were there so many limes???
I genuinely love her lmao. At the time I thought she was serious but now I can see the sarcasm lol
Her deadpan sense of humor is so refreshing
i hope she realises how unintentionally funny she is (btw i'm in love with her oops)
I like mojitos
I've seen one where they pointed at a bowl of lemons and said something to the effect of "I don't know why we have that many. My wife says they look nice. We have absolutely no need for them though"
The lime lie absolutely floored me. I’m not sure I’ll recover from this mortal plot twist. Please god, show yourself if there’s any order in this world.