Television is a Confusing, Expensive Mess

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  • @callmebill8982
    @callmebill8982 3 года назад +97724

    Yeah this comment got pinned. Big deal.

    • @rajt9996
      @rajt9996 3 года назад +9335

      Yeah I replied. Big deal.
      Also top 10 anime predictions

    • @TrippaMazing87
      @TrippaMazing87 3 года назад +2033

      Oh shit u right

    • @mrrandom7292
      @mrrandom7292 3 года назад +1290

      This shit works

    • @s7rap
      @s7rap 3 года назад +555

      Yeah it’s cool I guess

    • @erikboydston4476
      @erikboydston4476 3 года назад +525

      Yeah of course, I can’t say I didn’t see this coming

  • @a.s.r.4623
    @a.s.r.4623 3 года назад +6815

    “In 720p, censored and constantly interrupted by”
    An actual ad played at that moment. What a talent

    • @fe.rya.lazeem
      @fe.rya.lazeem 3 года назад +67

      dude same lmaooo

    • @ManiacX1999
      @ManiacX1999 3 года назад +162

      You know you can choose where the ads go on RUclips right?

    • @prestowand
      @prestowand 3 года назад +204

      ManiacX1999 obviously lol does it on purpose and its highkey entertaining i dont even mind it when he does that lol

    • @catboynestormakhno2694
      @catboynestormakhno2694 3 года назад +37

      @@prestowand indeed it makes the ad more "paletable"

    • @whackacole3
      @whackacole3 3 года назад +14

      that’s the joke

  • @gageschlueter2949
    @gageschlueter2949 3 года назад +1267

    So, I'm in a screenwriting class, and the professor used to write freelance for star trek, and he says that if you compare your idea to something else, a producer is more likely to pick it up, but you have to specify what makes it different from the original show, too. So what I'm getting at is "American idol, but they're in costumes the whole time" is actually something a producer would eat up.

    • @sandysuperstar11
      @sandysuperstar11 3 года назад +79

      Oh my god yes! That’s exactly how it works.. every time you pitch an idea you gotta be like “its like *movie title* meets *movie title*”

    • @esquared722
      @esquared722 3 года назад +54

      I guess the idea to the producer is, "well that was successful, so an idea that is related to this successful thing is more reliable than a completely new idea"

    • @whitykitty2651
      @whitykitty2651 3 года назад +2

      @@esquared722 which, that's actually just a psychological idea so I assume it doesn't work out realistically for most movies unless the audience is able to relate those concepts

    • @matthewsawczyn6592
      @matthewsawczyn6592 3 года назад +12

      We call them "comps" and it's a way to make sure your idea will find an audience, since the comparable has been a success, but also with a fresh spin. Most creativity is combining known concepts in a new way !

    • @annewagnera7567
      @annewagnera7567 14 дней назад +1

      Late, but this also served to launch the original star trek show. It was marketed as "a Western, but in space". 😂

  • @lethe.archive
    @lethe.archive Год назад +2586

    masked singer is based off a korean show which is designed to highlight great vocalists in unappreciated/unpopular kpop groups which makes the format make a lot more sense rather than just random celebrities.

    • @ongakira
      @ongakira Год назад +35

      why would it make more sense ? the whole point of the show is to guess who it is it doesn’t matter like 😭😭😭

    • @4eyesinthecorner399
      @4eyesinthecorner399 Год назад +233

      It’s somewhat of a competition show so although yes, they are trying to guess who the singer is, the main point of the Korean show is the competitive part and the singers showing how good they are before revealing their identity. It’s quite funny watching the difference between the original and spin-offs in the us and uk because damn do they turn the wackiness up to ten.

    • @moaday9952
      @moaday9952 Год назад +19

      One of my favorite singers from my favorite band was on that show, and it was amazing

    • @bgranger298
      @bgranger298 11 месяцев назад +2

      Came here to say this too!

    • @numeekune1398
      @numeekune1398 11 месяцев назад +126

      ​@@ongakira In South Korea, kpop group members cannot be said to be "singers", they are idols who sing. In the past, for the majority of South Korean people, an idol singer was not a real singer, idol vocal abilities were questioned, and not a few thought idols could not sing. If there are idols who have good vocal skills they understand it's all because of the needs of the group, they know there are at least one or two people who can sing well, and the rest are just beautiful people dancing. That's why Masked Singers are very important for idols back then, even in the early episodes many underestimate idols, if someone has a good voice they will guess that the person is an actor or comedian and not an idol. Solji EXID's victory in masked singer was like a hard blow to South Korean viewers because they didn't expect that she's an idol in a group with sexy concept. Unless they are soloist idols, then their singing skills are not in question.

  • @anerrorhasoccurred8727
    @anerrorhasoccurred8727 Год назад +5272

    The way companies play the victim for being _F O R C E D_ to extort their own customers is absolutely hysterical in a dystopian way 💀

    • @caitlinwheeler7915
      @caitlinwheeler7915 Год назад +298

      They have no choice 🥺 how will the CEO buy a new yacht 🥺 (or idk whatever rich people buy)

    • @kenalba5641
      @kenalba5641 Год назад +72

      @@caitlinwheeler7915 Lambo Huracan (more expensive models are not enough for them)

    • @SeraphsWitness
      @SeraphsWitness Год назад +3

      Extort? How so? Just don't watch it. Or buy it.

    • @oluwatosinopawoye5695
      @oluwatosinopawoye5695 Год назад +2

      @@kenalba5641 na bro. Pagani zonda is what they buy

    • @ivkuben4022
      @ivkuben4022 Год назад +58

      @@SeraphsWitness true for cable companies but internet companies are actual extortioners. In a lot of areas you only have one choice of internet provider so they can charge you whatever the hell they want and you have no choice

  • @forever-winter
    @forever-winter 3 года назад +12611

    the masked singer is actually a reboot of “the king of masked singer”, a korean singing competition. in the korean version, the contestants can be really famous or pretty unpopular. the point of the show is to display that popularity ≠ quality. the american version kinda bastardized the concept imo

    • @rajt9996
      @rajt9996 3 года назад +1727

      Korean version: the message
      American version: $$$

    • @inesduarte1194
      @inesduarte1194 3 года назад +1402

      Same with I can see your voice, the Korean version is actually really fun to watch, but the American... everything is just so over the top, it feels like it's parodying the actual show

    • @irenechung5283
      @irenechung5283 3 года назад +620

      definitely! the korean version has some very iconic and quality performances

    • @minaisfab17
      @minaisfab17 3 года назад +253

      I'm glad you shared this first bc I was about to as well lmao

    • @eliannadouglas3408
      @eliannadouglas3408 3 года назад +164

      Goddamnit America

  • @grayyoung8033
    @grayyoung8033 3 года назад +7504

    "Millenials and Gen Z are ruining cable!!!" No I think cable is ruining cable.

    • @yahstino
      @yahstino 3 года назад +539

      If anything Gen X is ruining cable. Millenials and Gen Z don't even watch cable we stream.

    • @grayyoung8033
      @grayyoung8033 3 года назад +613

      @@yahstino Yeah exactly you can't get mad at the younger generations for "ruining" something when you, the company, refuses to change as the world changes around you lmao

    • @yahstino
      @yahstino 3 года назад +331

      @@grayyoung8033 lol exactly...they're making the Blockbuster mistake. Cable comes free with my rent but I can't think of the last time I actually turned on the receiver box lol. There's nothing at all worth my time on regular television that I can't just watch on a streaming service I already have...with NO COMMERCIALS.

    • @creamsoda_6410
      @creamsoda_6410 3 года назад +208

      Bruh millennials and gen z can’t even afford cable

    • @gualo21
      @gualo21 3 года назад +12

      Pretty sure no one has ever said that.

  • @evanweaver1060
    @evanweaver1060 4 месяца назад +250

    As a funeral director, i often have to help people identify what assets/liabilities people need to wrap up soon after someone dies. Something i learned pretty recently is that most cable companies want an official copy of someone’s death certificate before they allow you to cancel their cable subscription.

    • @Themadboymaddox
      @Themadboymaddox Месяц назад +59

      "Well, *we* think you aren't dead, so you have to keep paying us. (^.^)"

    • @virgil2461
      @virgil2461 9 дней назад +18

      that's kinda shitty from a purely moral standpoint, like who the hell is faking their death to cancel a subscription service??? if anything that would be a negative reflection of their company if they think someone would seriously consider that

  • @abbiemueller5052
    @abbiemueller5052 Год назад +1017

    as a lover of criminal minds, the fake episode drew made easily could be in any of the seasons and I wouldn’t be able to tell the difference

    • @meandyourmom3212
      @meandyourmom3212 10 месяцев назад +61

      Fr the mc in the sketch was literally spencer

    • @Random-sk6hm
      @Random-sk6hm 9 месяцев назад +6

      Literally and CSI too

    • @_.aub.
      @_.aub. 9 месяцев назад +11

      i love criminal minds 😭😭

    • @LocseryuOfficial
      @LocseryuOfficial 8 месяцев назад +2

      @@Random-sk6hm they made a sequel?????
      This is a. joke, ik it sucks mega ass

    • @Random-sk6hm
      @Random-sk6hm 8 месяцев назад

      There's so many CSI sequels bro@@LocseryuOfficial

  • @cheyennecolin5546
    @cheyennecolin5546 3 года назад +15012

    The idea of Ken Jeong telling really bad jokes on a set with no audience members and contestants standing around in awkward silence is hilarious to me.

    • @moderndayhippie20
      @moderndayhippie20 3 года назад +149

      That's what I was thinking 😂🤣

    • @genericname2747
      @genericname2747 3 года назад +564

      Ken Jeong:Hi, I'm saying a bad joke.
      Contestant:
      Ken:
      Contestant:
      Ken:
      Empty seats:
      Ken:Alright moving on, here's a dude lipsycning to some popsong

    • @dearestdokja
      @dearestdokja 3 года назад +248

      that was the real comedy all along

    • @Artsingitup
      @Artsingitup 3 года назад +274

      Contestants standing around in awkward silence after a Ken Jeong joke is how it was even before the pandemic.

    • @parasynesis9260
      @parasynesis9260 3 года назад +9

      on godddd yeah

  • @Anthony-xe9nw
    @Anthony-xe9nw 3 года назад +4037

    The ad after he said “they’re constantly interrupted by commercials” was the best place to put an ad

    • @maddymaeee
      @maddymaeee 3 года назад +63

      Lol yea it made me laugh so hard 😂

    • @ischristinaok
      @ischristinaok 3 года назад +28

      yeah i loved that

    • @lcronell5988
      @lcronell5988 3 года назад +37

      I thought it was a joke at first and he made the ad.

    • @TheDarkerCharizard
      @TheDarkerCharizard 3 года назад +3

      Oof can't relate 🤣

    • @angie5656
      @angie5656 3 года назад +5

      ikr he did it in sum vids before i think thats so funny and it made ads on yt kinda chuckle worthy, so creative

  • @vikaaaaaa
    @vikaaaaaa Год назад +1712

    If anyone’s curious, the Disney XD show where they basically just play RUclips clips is called Player Select, very good for small kids who want to watch RUclips but their parents won’t let them because it’s too inappropriate. The show features censoring, ridiculous special effects, the same clips in almost every episode, SO MUCH FUCKIG FORTNITE, the clips are usually less than 5 minutes for each youtuber and you have no idea what happens in the end of the video, and ads every 3 minutes. :)

    • @idontneedaname318
      @idontneedaname318 Год назад +225

      Seems better than actually letting them on RUclips there's so much shit on YT

    • @vikaaaaaa
      @vikaaaaaa Год назад +75

      @@idontneedaname318 yeah definitely. It was the only thing my little brother watched for a while

    • @trickytreyperfected1482
      @trickytreyperfected1482 Год назад +105

      The funniest part is that, when you say ads every three minutes, I'm willing to bet that you mean ads for other Disney media. Because that's one that I remember from the Disney channels. They never had any non-Disney commercials.
      And it always struck me like... why would you spend so much time advertising your other stuff? I get that it's marketing and that they're a big corporation so they can get away with it, but why not like 1 ad break in the middle of the show? Why repeat the same commercials over and over ad infinitum? Maybe it's a ploy to increase viewer retention without needed to make more content to fill in the gaps where the ads are... but also why would they need viewer retention when they aren't getting paid for the ads??? Most of the ads are for other shows or movies which show up on that channel or one of the other ones like it.
      Sorry for the rant, it's just always confused the hell out of me.

    • @Noname-jr9bh
      @Noname-jr9bh Год назад +7

      @@idontneedaname318 YTkids exist

    • @justapersonwithtrauma2947
      @justapersonwithtrauma2947 Год назад +1

      YTKids is mostly hot garbage too. Instead of actual educational things for kids, it's just brain numbing content which sole purpose is to make kids quiet when their mom is doing something

  • @ViridianWoF
    @ViridianWoF Год назад +840

    A crime show series must have:
    A recurring serial killer that torments the main characters
    An episode where MC gets kidnapped
    An episode where MC gets shot
    Christmas special! Santa dies.
    An episode where MC shoots and kills a bad guy and feels really awful and sad or smt
    An episode where MC gets framed
    A cryptid episode where it looks like someone was murdered by Bigfoot, a yeti, wendigo, werewolf, etc
    episode where a character/a character’s family member is in a hostage situation (usually bank robbery)
    bdsm :x
    trauma so much trauma
    As someone who used to binge crime shows with my mother, I’m kind of an expert.

    • @ablancer3582
      @ablancer3582 Год назад +93

      Also:
      The Christmas special where there’s the possibility of Santa being real. You’re welcome

    • @celestialdetective
      @celestialdetective Год назад +69

      and if it's criminal minds the main character in all these scenarios is reid /j

    • @ViridianWoF
      @ViridianWoF Год назад +28

      @@celestialdetective I’ve been bingeing criminal minds again like craazy this comment brings me much happiness you are so right LOL
      mc is tortured and traumatized, you’re right, I’ve definitely seen that several times
      can’t say I’ve seen another crime show where a character gets addicted to drugs though :x

    • @nessstarries6204
      @nessstarries6204 Год назад +10

      oh my god, i thought that i was the only person who binge watches crime shows with their mother

    • @paytontrueman8457
      @paytontrueman8457 Год назад +23

      @@celestialdetective Reid rlly being mistreated 💀

  • @alexischerrington680
    @alexischerrington680 3 года назад +3218

    Half the video is just him ranting about how sucky cable prices are, and I’m here for it.

    • @justapen9316
      @justapen9316 3 года назад +31

      Convinced my parents to get rid of cable and get Netflix and Disney + full time. Thanks Drew

    • @laughable6650
      @laughable6650 3 года назад +14

      Cable is a scam.

    • @raizen_maziku
      @raizen_maziku 3 года назад +4

      @@justapen9316 did yu show them this video for reference proof? because @ 11:00 sums up a good reason to get rid of cable alone

  • @RigoRM
    @RigoRM 3 года назад +2183

    “When I was a teenager I would come home almost everyday”
    Sometimes he didn’t come home.

    • @myrahj3108
      @myrahj3108 3 года назад +10

      that's what i was thinking! xD

    • @dosed745
      @dosed745 3 года назад

      Same

    • @steventonche1037
      @steventonche1037 3 года назад +18

      What about the OTHER DAYS????

    • @neal2399
      @neal2399 3 года назад +7

      pretty common for kids trying to avoid their abusive parents. not saying that's his case

    • @salzkuuu
      @salzkuuu 3 года назад +57

      @@neal2399 wow okay, so we didn’t even think he’d have friends or hobbies but no he had abusive parents

  • @trefen2534
    @trefen2534 Год назад +150

    This is like a masterclass in why monopolies ruin consumers.

  • @Sunflower_BY
    @Sunflower_BY Год назад +301

    I cannot explain the feeling I got while Drew was listing the “cops that catch bad guys” show and I knew every single one of them lol

    • @berthaantoinettamason9207
      @berthaantoinettamason9207 Год назад +1

      Which is the best you would recommend?

    • @Sunflower_BY
      @Sunflower_BY Год назад +3

      @@berthaantoinettamason9207 Honestly all of them are kinda the same,but if you want something you can watch out of order I’d recommend the Special Victims Unit

    • @berthaantoinettamason9207
      @berthaantoinettamason9207 Год назад

      @@Sunflower_BY Thank you. I'll add it to my list of shows to watch.

    • @pannnella
      @pannnella 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@Sunflower_BYso real. SVU is the better of the slop.

    • @jonnnnniej
      @jonnnnniej 5 месяцев назад

      ​​@@berthaantoinettamason9207I would say SVU, FBI Most Wanted (not the regulad FBI, although FBI international is kinda nice as well) and my favorite Criminal Minds!

  • @GuillotineGunza
    @GuillotineGunza 3 года назад +20971

    They should make a singing competition where you can’t hear the sad backstory of the singer before making your decision

    • @lemurwrench6344
      @lemurwrench6344 3 года назад +1936

      "Alright, the judges have selected kristin as the winner, let's here her story! did she survive cancer? bullied throughout school perhaps?
      "I have a peanut allergy."
      "Wait, that's it?"
      "Also, I'm a convicted murderer."
      "...We are so getting cancelled"

    • @xghoulishgalx
      @xghoulishgalx 3 года назад +352

      Fucking brilliant

    • @fanfaretloudest
      @fanfaretloudest 3 года назад +649

      Or they hear their backstory and have to decide whether they think they are good or suck at singing then they sing after the decision. So there could be possibilities like they have to go home even if they can sing or go to the next step in the competition even though they are terrible lol.

    • @Aris_Blank_Mind
      @Aris_Blank_Mind 3 года назад +49

      Let’s get a film studio

    • @dannyh_music
      @dannyh_music 3 года назад +157

      @@fanfaretloudest Idk if you meant to do this or not but you just perfectly described I Can See Your Voice lmao
      Edit: ok upon rereading it I think you totally meant to do that, please disregard this comment 😭

  • @rocksgio
    @rocksgio 3 года назад +1689

    My favourite genre of cable tv is "women married to somewhat succesful men": Hockey Wives, Baller Wives, Baseball Wives, Mob Wives, Married to Medicine, Second Wives Club, The Real Housewives of (insert location here), and so on and so forth

    • @Ian-oe9wp
      @Ian-oe9wp 3 года назад +21

      real housewives of the Patomac 😂

    • @ismelllikebeef5350
      @ismelllikebeef5350 3 года назад +9

      WAGS

    • @no_peace
      @no_peace 3 года назад +4

      Wow what is your standard for success

    • @troybutts6565
      @troybutts6565 3 года назад +7

      lol more like married to wildly successful men

    • @ismelllikebeef5350
      @ismelllikebeef5350 3 года назад +8

      @@no_peace lol they even verbally and physically attack the ones who aren't married yet especially in wags

  • @cheezyfilmsproductions1842
    @cheezyfilmsproductions1842 Год назад +258

    Every time he does the Haley Joel Osment bit and he’s just like “alright, why not? I’ll go with you guys” I crack up.

  • @synnibear03
    @synnibear03 Год назад +191

    I rewatch this video a lot just to hear Drew scream at Spectrum Internet. It's oddly satisfying.

    • @reneechandler3447
      @reneechandler3447 8 месяцев назад

      So fing true😊

    • @sabinadorothea
      @sabinadorothea 3 месяца назад

      I hate Spectrum!!!!!!!!!!!
      Every morning at 2:00 AM the internet just stops working for an hour which is not great for college students!!!!!!!

  • @johnseckinger9523
    @johnseckinger9523 3 года назад +40168

    “The way a movie should be watched... in 720p, censored, and constantly interrupted by advertisements.” (Cuts to ad). Nicely done, Drew.

    • @GenkiandKululu24
      @GenkiandKululu24 3 года назад +340

      Exactly! XD

    • @AkhonaAlbertIsaacMali
      @AkhonaAlbertIsaacMali 3 года назад +140

      Lol same

    • @rwaitwhat
      @rwaitwhat 3 года назад +592

      Comedic timing on point

    • @DeityFoxx
      @DeityFoxx 3 года назад +541

      i laughed when it cut to an ad and said "oh, i see what u did there"

    • @fkhan2006
      @fkhan2006 3 года назад +208

      glad i have no idea what you're talking about with my trusty ad block

  • @amymcdonnell5084
    @amymcdonnell5084 3 года назад +3448

    Actually the masked singer isn't a rip off of American Idol.
    It's a rip off of a korean show... called the masked singer.
    And that's creativity at its peak right there.
    Hi! Some edits:
    1. I am aware that it’s licensed so not technically a “rip off”, however I think everyone who’s seen the original from Korea can agree that its a lot better than whatever the hell America did to it
    2. Idk why people see “Korean” and immediately think kpop, but a lot of the people on the show aren’t idols at all! Also, let’s not bash an entire genre of music especially if you’re not really familiarized with it!
    3. Please keep telling me about how this show is even worse in your country I love it haha

    • @odiledrawsmessythings
      @odiledrawsmessythings 3 года назад +185

      And they are recreating all of these in Europe... personally I think masked singer (in France at least) is extremely cringey, lots of silly talking and barely any singing, there's more and more ad breaks

    • @a.t.3569
      @a.t.3569 3 года назад +64

      they probably bought the rights for it

    • @thehumancomedy3891
      @thehumancomedy3891 3 года назад +63

      Licensing isn't ripping off tho

    • @everyyxy8425
      @everyyxy8425 3 года назад +38

      It's an adaptation basically

    • @SuaBitSiyeonsLip
      @SuaBitSiyeonsLip 3 года назад +9

      Same with the guess if they can sing show.

  • @Spuzle2
    @Spuzle2 Год назад +206

    I use spectrum for internet (only option in my building) and mobile and overall am happy enough with those services but one time they gave me a free month of tv as a "reward" and then tried to add tv to my bill on the next month. Needless to say I was pretty pissed off

    • @dannyadams17
      @dannyadams17 Год назад +52

      ah the joys of a free market where you have all these options but oop sorry only this one company services your area so you actually have no options and are forced to pay way too much for way too little

  • @droomzy
    @droomzy Год назад +81

    7:39 the throwaway joke "if you're white, there's HGTV" got me choking & coughing. Drew caught me off guard w/ that one 😅🤣🤣

  • @kilibubblecata6266
    @kilibubblecata6266 3 года назад +1313

    The answer to every question of why it's so expensive is "because cable is a dying industry but our CEO still needs a 7-figure salary."

    • @LancesArmorStriking
      @LancesArmorStriking 2 года назад +95

      They NEEEED it! How else are they gonna buy their second yacht?? :'((((

    • @oscarwang7227
      @oscarwang7227 2 года назад +33

      @@LancesArmorStriking and their third private jet

    • @Gashdal
      @Gashdal 2 года назад +24

      it would be chill if america had consumer protection laws with actual fucking teeth that actually stopped these scumbags from leeching every cent they can from us.

    • @FriendsForFriends666
      @FriendsForFriends666 2 года назад +16

      excuse me? 8 figures please. what do you think they are? plebeians?

  • @user21372
    @user21372 3 года назад +4584

    At this point, he should just teach us how to pay taxes

  • @Thatonenerd88
    @Thatonenerd88 Год назад +239

    So I watch criminal minds and in its defense it plays with formats between kidnapping and murder (I’m not going to list more) and some episodes are focused on finding the culprit, some focus on the team and culprit equally, and some are like a high steaks interview with them. They do a good job of fleshing out characters and make them feel real.

    • @skate_fast_eat_trash9430
      @skate_fast_eat_trash9430 Год назад +20

      I love criminal minds! I’m currently rewatching it lol

    • @mintee119
      @mintee119 Год назад +23

      high steaks

    • @wsleeau6400
      @wsleeau6400 Год назад +6

      @@mintee119 chicken fried

    • @0v_x0
      @0v_x0 Год назад +1

      @@mintee119 that must be why it's so fleshy, I mean fleshed out.

    • @littleturd4221
      @littleturd4221 Год назад

      im on season 5 and i cant stop watching

  • @StopXPlease
    @StopXPlease 8 месяцев назад +18

    It's sad how G4 turned out to be honest. Many Scott The Woz fans such as myself were so excited to see him on TV, then when we all tuned in to see him on national television, they ended up just not airing the episode which lead to a very funny tweet by Scott where he and all his friends in suits stared at a disappointed screen showing G4 but with no Scott. Then, after only a few months of airing Scott The Woz episodes, they fucking disappeared, which actually left a lot of people without jobs. At least from what I can remember. Rest in peace old Scott The Woz intro/outro music that got canned because of copyright, at least the new one slaps.

  • @Johnryan123321
    @Johnryan123321 3 года назад +669

    Reminds me of those articles that are like “young people are killing the cable industry” but they real thing killing the cable industry is them refusing to adapt to the market and continued use of sketchy business practices

    • @carissaree
      @carissaree 3 года назад +15

      ChaoticStarWhale PREACH

    • @Djuntas
      @Djuntas 3 года назад +5

      Well advertisers still pay to much vs online. A million views on TV is sick money, while on YT its like 1 grand only.

    • @colinakersakers44
      @colinakersakers44 3 года назад +9

      They’re stuck in the 80’s/90’s lmao

    • @everythingfanatic
      @everythingfanatic 3 года назад +1

      Wow this is nice tea you've spilled

    • @andrewfinch76
      @andrewfinch76 3 года назад +10

      Yeah, but that's the reality of almost every failing industry that's being blamed on millennials.

  • @davidedwards7304
    @davidedwards7304 3 года назад +1733

    He forgot to mention that when you're laying on your couch in a vegetative state at 3am, cable starts playing 30 minute advertisements for an adult toy website *twice in a row*

    • @cashwin45
      @cashwin45 3 года назад +168

      That's pretty messed up considering the majority of the people who watch cable are either really young or really old, so I don't think Tiny Timmy or Grandma Gertrude wanna see that shit lmao

    • @comicconcarne
      @comicconcarne 3 года назад +207

      @@cashwin45 You're underestimated Grandma Gertrude's insatiable lust that hasn't been fulfilled since Poppop passed.

    • @cashwin45
      @cashwin45 3 года назад +23

      @@comicconcarne Lmao 2 things, one nice pfp, I love Zelda, 2, I just realized I said they're really young twice lmao.

    • @joeyteter9383
      @joeyteter9383 3 года назад +10

      As a kid, the ‘Magic Bullet’ 30 minute display at 3am was my favorite 😂

    • @ianhruday9584
      @ianhruday9584 3 года назад +4

      The ratings for that program went way down when they put it in the middle of the night. It's just like what those bastards did to Firefly!

  • @ApolloK
    @ApolloK 9 месяцев назад +17

    I'm gonna be honest, for years I thought "I can see your voice" was Drew just riffing on the name structure because all these shows sound the same. It was only today that I learned it's unironically actually a real name for a real show and I am stunned

  • @katsworldisonfire4351
    @katsworldisonfire4351 10 месяцев назад +36

    This video is really making it clear to me why my dad got rid of our cable when I was in preschool and never got it back since. Who in their right mind would pay that much money to watch an episode of a show broken up by obnoxious ads every five minutes making the action of watching one episode a (at least) hour process.

  • @GHanBax
    @GHanBax 3 года назад +1952

    Got Talent: Hey what if we make american idol but let the singers compete with other unique talented acts but in the end we let the singer win anyway?

    • @burgerpowder8
      @burgerpowder8 3 года назад +137

      let the 13 year old girl/boy singer win**

    • @lydiam95
      @lydiam95 3 года назад +195

      @@burgerpowder8 let the 13 year old girl/boy singer with a sad backstory win

    • @lwiksnnam3017
      @lwiksnnam3017 3 года назад +5

      G-Han Bax i dont think they care about dislikes, they cant even see it . You just got a dislike too btw

    • @TheTyisawesome
      @TheTyisawesome 3 года назад +35

      I know right it's bullshit I've been saying it for years!! There's way too many singers... They cut way better and original acts everytime...
      What's the point when there's already tons of singing competition shows...

    • @bingusbongus3404
      @bingusbongus3404 3 года назад

      Unless it’s Brian Justin crum. I will never be over him not winning

  • @drpepandpepper
    @drpepandpepper 3 года назад +3811

    I got an ad after you said “constantly interrupted by commercials.” Your comedic timing is impeccable.

  • @gbzld
    @gbzld Год назад +39

    I asked a friend of my mom why they had cable. She answered she enjoyed having something random to throw on tv just to make some noise(she mostly watched the local version of HGTV, and her husband slept to sports channels). They advertise that package like it's absolute gold. They think it's super cheap and it's baffling to me.

  • @notastupiddog7766
    @notastupiddog7766 Год назад +65

    I like how in all the spectrum ads it says “no hidden fees” and it makes fun of T-Mobile and AT&T by making them always say “hello but our internet for hidden fees”

  • @sampi1845
    @sampi1845 3 года назад +1559

    Everyone needs to watch the original Korean “Masked Singer” where Ryan Reynolds came on to sing and promote Deadpool. The judges were so confused lmao

    • @Jellylamps
      @Jellylamps 3 года назад +81

      That actually sounds worth it

    • @yazhibaa7320
      @yazhibaa7320 3 года назад +146

      They were so excited lmao and one of the judges guessed donated trump 💀

    • @teatrap1846
      @teatrap1846 3 года назад +127

      Yazhi D O N A T E D T R U M P

    • @papajohn5279
      @papajohn5279 3 года назад +62

      ​@@yazhibaa7320 *_d o n a t e d t r u m p_*

    • @yazhibaa7320
      @yazhibaa7320 3 года назад +45

      Idk But ok wait i didn’t even realize- DONATED

  • @kd1234543
    @kd1234543 3 года назад +792

    You can tell Drew is turning into his parents because he just made this entire video just so he could complain about his cable bill.

  • @kori-613
    @kori-613 Год назад +33

    the way he put an ad directly after he said “constantly interrupted by commercials” is genuinely so funny to me 9:37

  • @gsche
    @gsche 2 года назад +6971

    I love HGTV because every home design is so different and creative! The other day they removed the living room wall to create an open floor plan and added an island to the kitchen, how did they even come up with that?! Genius!

  • @visuallyblissful4212
    @visuallyblissful4212 3 года назад +2079

    fun fact: “the masked singer” and “i can see your voice” are based off the korean tv shows “king of masked singer” and “i can see your voice” ! i prefer the korean versions tbh as they seem less awkward n staged and are more funny in my opinion

    • @allisonb8912
      @allisonb8912 3 года назад +43

      Came here to say that!

    • @dankmeme
      @dankmeme 3 года назад +254

      Also I feel like it makes more sense in korea since idol culture is bigger over there but in America I feel like most people won’t know the individual singers as much and won’t be as invested in the show bc the audience doesn’t know who will show up... whereas in Korea they might not know the singer but might have heard of their group (if they are part of one of course)

    • @CleverUsername69420
      @CleverUsername69420 3 года назад +10

      I just commented the same thing! Great minds think alike lol

    • @bluebirb7418
      @bluebirb7418 3 года назад +62

      Honestly, Korea has p good standards for entertainment. As much as a whole lot of competitions and reality tv is staged, it has such a different energy from western tv. Of course it does matter what dramas/shows you watch bcos the Low budget ones are always shitty, tho

    • @childe4120
      @childe4120 3 года назад +10

      Itz Sh0ckerz yeah its definitely way more satisfying that way than the American one is, plus its less cheesy lmao

  • @mr.duck1248
    @mr.duck1248 Год назад +20

    5:31 I didn’t even notice this, because I’m Canadian, but he played the Canadian national anthem with a picture of the USA flag. Comedy.

  • @legion4te
    @legion4te 8 месяцев назад +5

    "For $12.99 a month I can get Netflix a massive internet library with a billion movies and tv shows that *i can share with someone else and we can watch two things in different places at the same time* " Didn't age well

  • @mrwellick4284
    @mrwellick4284 3 года назад +1263

    “If your white theres HGTV”
    I’ve never heard a more accurate statement in my life

  • @sunshineonmymind7055
    @sunshineonmymind7055 2 года назад +5230

    The first part is even funnier when you realize that both the Masked Singer and I Can See Your Voice are directly taken from Korean shows of the same name and concept that have been on for years. Seriously, they literally changed nothing, not even the titles.

    • @melodyhaase8929
      @melodyhaase8929 2 года назад +306

      This is how TV works. Someone creates a show and channels worldwide buy the license. They are not even allowed to change the concept much.

    • @srishtis6209
      @srishtis6209 2 года назад +385

      And the thing is, the originals are actually good shows!! Because they invite actual singers to be the performers and you have to guess their identity based on their singing and you get to actually objectively judge their abilities because you don't know their identity or if they're some superstar or an idol or whatever and that's pretty cool!!

    • @mcdeezyofficial
      @mcdeezyofficial 2 года назад +7

      @@srishtis6209 yea that’s what the american one does too

    • @ngndnd
      @ngndnd 2 года назад +144

      @@srishtis6209 meanwhile the american version invites youtubers…

    • @INNERLMNT
      @INNERLMNT 2 года назад +38

      This is the case with The Good Doctor as well.

  • @Sting.Ray.
    @Sting.Ray. 2 месяца назад +2

    personally, im obsessed with criminal minds and ncis, any version, cause i like crime and stuff like that, now knowing that people think theres so many crime shows like that because its “propaganda for us to think the government is the good guys” is so funny to me

  • @sminthian
    @sminthian Год назад +10

    My parents still have cable (for some reason) and I try to watch it there and when I'm in hotels. It is SO PAINFUL trying to watch anything. It seems to be 5 minutes of show, then 5 minutes of ads. And it does that forever. And sometimes you'll get the same set of ads every time. It's so great...

  • @daeryk6424
    @daeryk6424 3 года назад +1273

    TV is dead, but RUclips is a dystopian hellscape.

    • @catlady4858
      @catlady4858 3 года назад +81

      But at least it's free!

    • @Kate-gd4oe
      @Kate-gd4oe 3 года назад +8

      Cable is Doom 1 and RUclips is Doom Eternal

    • @shydh3106
      @shydh3106 3 года назад +1

      Yea I only watch ty at this point except a few shows

    • @mrunmaiparab9705
      @mrunmaiparab9705 3 года назад +1

      @@shydh3106 did you mean yt?

    • @kylehagertybanana
      @kylehagertybanana 3 года назад +2

      incorrect use of but

  • @thetrifucktards
    @thetrifucktards 2 года назад +7306

    Such a meta joke right here
    “The way movies were meant to be seen, in 720p, censored, and with commerci-“
    Ad plays
    Fucking iconic

    • @gabeoliphant7752
      @gabeoliphant7752 2 года назад +200

      I searched the comments specifically for this after it happened 😂

    • @mynamesimm
      @mynamesimm 2 года назад +57

      I thought I was the only one 😂

    • @candalalala
      @candalalala Год назад +35

      If someone else wasn’t going to point this out, I was! so hilarious! 🤣

    • @TPRM1
      @TPRM1 Год назад +34

      What’s even more iconic is that Drew’s cable company pissed him off, so he literally just ended cable.

    • @pikachuyoshipines1646
      @pikachuyoshipines1646 Год назад +9

      Happened to me too and I bursted out laughing

  • @bruhhhthetraitor7101
    @bruhhhthetraitor7101 Год назад +11

    Well the part with Netflix having the most selection aged like milk

  • @pazamour
    @pazamour Год назад +69

    Drew, you are my favorite of your generation. You have made me giggle out loud soooo much. Even though you don't know what a garlic press is, you do research on a lot of other stuff and entertain the sht outta me.

  • @maxwhear1861
    @maxwhear1861 3 года назад +19529

    I cannot stress how much he looks like he’s called Drew

    • @camillerebeccap6935
      @camillerebeccap6935 3 года назад +169

      i know right 😹

    • @heckinghummus2863
      @heckinghummus2863 3 года назад +894

      I think he’s more of a Danny

    • @honeydew5418
      @honeydew5418 3 года назад +576

      wait isn’t his name Curtis?

    • @pitabread_
      @pitabread_ 3 года назад +115

      Ik like I can’t explain it

    • @tinagjsdal2241
      @tinagjsdal2241 3 года назад +268

      You would think that right?!?!? But of course his parents thought danny was a better idea

  • @chicagoakland
    @chicagoakland 3 года назад +1646

    "If you're white, there's HGTV" This killed me.

    • @sydgrim
      @sydgrim 3 года назад +64

      chicagoakland HGTV is everyone’s guilty pleasure

    • @aitor.online
      @aitor.online 3 года назад +52

      @@sydgrim honestly lol. im not white or americsn but i love me some house related shows

    • @bodaciousdoggo8971
      @bodaciousdoggo8971 3 года назад +49

      House Hunters hits different and I’m black, I watched an episode with my sisters and we made a story about the rancher dude who wanted +300 acres was a drug smuggler who hid the drugs in cows

    • @user-vi4xy1jw7e
      @user-vi4xy1jw7e 3 года назад

      @@sydgrim I hate it

    • @sydgrim
      @sydgrim 3 года назад +1

      Christian B you’re wrong (jk jk)

  • @ellaedmondson1873
    @ellaedmondson1873 Год назад +28

    I'm loving drew just ranting about spectrum lol

  • @User0000000000000004
    @User0000000000000004 Год назад +6

    FYI, I installed my own DirecTV dish way back in 2001 when you could hack the access cards and the FCC ruled that a landlord cannot prevent a tenant from installing a DBS dish on their property. There are some rules to it but basically if they say you can't have a dish, you can introduce them to a lawyer and the beautiful bureaucracy of the federal government. I printed out the regulation published by the FCC and my apartment complex stood down.

  • @cking4869
    @cking4869 3 года назад +985

    Tv is going through the dying phase that radio went through of “no one is watching this. We can do whatever we want”

    • @filipsperl
      @filipsperl 3 года назад +8

      Radio is still going strong

    • @VideoGamesRus100
      @VideoGamesRus100 3 года назад +38

      @@filipsperl Honestly, as long as cars are around, the radio will never die. If you go for a long ass road trip, you will want to hear some new shit, or some throwbacks you completely forgot about, and that's when the radio shines.

    • @davidwilliams9386
      @davidwilliams9386 3 года назад +28

      @@VideoGamesRus100 workplace radio is still very much alive as well. Every shop I've ever worked at has a radio playing. The station we listen to is world famous. Its certainly not going anywhere anytime soon

    • @MoreSand12
      @MoreSand12 3 года назад +12

      I would compare it more to phones. Like how most people had landlines and cell phones in it's infancy stage that charged by the minute. You could even lease phones from your provider (my great grandma had a rental rotary phone she was paying for all the way up to her passing in 2005.) Now you can get a plan of unlimited talk, text and internet for $50/mo. Just like cable, landlines aren't really needed, unless you're using it for a business

  • @DotsoFit
    @DotsoFit 3 года назад +2873

    This guy is pretty funny. I'm one of those "old people" this kid is talking about. My daughter had me watch him, and he makes a lot of sense.

    • @wishingwell_333
      @wishingwell_333 3 года назад +258

      hi Lori, welcome

    • @guillotiines
      @guillotiines 3 года назад +322

      welcome to the little stinkers

    • @dru9384
      @dru9384 3 года назад +149

      hello lori welcome to the lil stinkers

    • @fairypebble5938
      @fairypebble5938 3 года назад +96

      welcome to the lil stinkers.

    • @rienu6805
      @rienu6805 3 года назад +70

      hi Lori, welcome to the show

  • @sydney6268
    @sydney6268 Год назад +3

    The TV station law thing is BS too. I'm a law student and we just read that case on Free Speech. The cable companies argued that the government infringed their free speech by making them host broadcast stations for free. The government was concern that broadcast (which is free) would become inaccessible since advertisers were leaving broadcast channels. In the interest of providing free public interest channels, Congress forced cable to host the broadcast channels. They whined about it as taking up a channel spot that could have hosted a cable channel. So it doesn't actually cost them money, it just takes up one of their channels which now they can't use to make money.

  • @yabadabadont8219
    @yabadabadont8219 Год назад +3

    Having been working for a cable company, we lose money on TV services. It costs us more to provide TV to customers than we can recoup in advertising over 3 years. Typically the pricing is at cost and the only way to get any profit is to tag on the additional fees or get you to add internet. Then we cross our fingers and hope you don't call for a truck roll to your house since statistically you're likely to have a truck rolled to your house within the 2nd year of service (hence the 1 year contract rate)

  • @tc5548
    @tc5548 3 года назад +725

    "Masked Singer" and "I Can See Your Voice" are exact rip offs of Korean shows, except they're actually good and popular there 😭😭

    • @averyhargrove4054
      @averyhargrove4054 3 года назад +75

      Even Ryan Reynolds was on the original Masked Singer and it was great!

    • @roxanesoto5266
      @roxanesoto5266 3 года назад +35

      No one can top leetuek and the other hosts on I can see your voice lol

    • @endergirl876
      @endergirl876 3 года назад

      I was wondering which one came first : Korean or American?

    • @Emma-wi8nz
      @Emma-wi8nz 3 года назад +60

      @@endergirl876 the Korean "Masked Singer" and "I Can See Your Voice" have both been on for a good while now - both American series are spinoffs of the Korean shows (which in my opinion are much better and seemingly less fake - but to each their own)

    • @thecamerayoongithrew2477
      @thecamerayoongithrew2477 3 года назад

      @@Emma-wi8nz oooo nice thank you

  • @caterinascannapieco5611
    @caterinascannapieco5611 2 года назад +6116

    Fun fact: in Italy we also have the "priests and nuns" category. There's many of those show and they're often a mash-up with the police ones, since the priest/nun sometimes acts as a detective.

    • @angelamaryquitecontrary4609
      @angelamaryquitecontrary4609 2 года назад +287

      I'd watch the hell out of that, to be fair.

    • @caterinascannapieco5611
      @caterinascannapieco5611 2 года назад +191

      @@angelamaryquitecontrary4609 "Don Matteo" is the most famous one, check it out (I mean, pictures... because of course it's even been only in Italian I think). STARRING TERENCE HILL

    • @angelamaryquitecontrary4609
      @angelamaryquitecontrary4609 2 года назад +89

      @@caterinascannapieco5611 Thank you! I'm going to go for it. I can understand some Italian, because I'm fluent in French, and I studied Latin too. In fact learning Italian properly was at the top of my list of things to do during lockdown, along with losing weight, painting the sitting room, writing my novel... I can only laugh, wryly. But I will watch it! Grazie mille!

    • @mmmmmmolly
      @mmmmmmolly 2 года назад +9

      @@caterinascannapieco5611 oh i remember that! I used to watch it as a kid (dubbed)

    • @MellowMellowDude
      @MellowMellowDude 2 года назад +42

      GRANDE DUO DON MATTEO E BICICLETTA

  • @troubadourvilever6097
    @troubadourvilever6097 Год назад +9

    18:16 Danny would have done this too. Good job Kurtis!

  • @muffinator1239
    @muffinator1239 Год назад +92

    I agree with everything you said on those cop shows, but Criminal Minds and Law and Order: SVU is way more complex than the others imo. They do have some repeating themes in the episodes, but still way more interesting.
    I still love the rest of those shows nevertheless tho lol. I’m still young, I’m 16, but I didn’t grow up with cable TV and they were the only things I was able to watch with the Antenna TV.

    • @Nerdsfeed
      @Nerdsfeed Год назад +4

      Chicago PD, although lines up with what he said sadly well, has some REALLY stand out episodes. Especially when it comes to political commentary without feeling like its too preachy. On the other hand there are some that does go too heavy handed sadly.

    • @rando843
      @rando843 Год назад +7

      They can be entertaining at times, but like, 7/10 times it's just copaganda ngl

    • @muffinator1239
      @muffinator1239 Год назад +1

      @@Nerdsfeed yes I agree.

    • @muffinator1239
      @muffinator1239 Год назад +1

      @@rando843you’re right. But I was too young to really pay attention to any of that. I just liked the murder mystery. Especially in criminal minds.

    • @jillsarah7356
      @jillsarah7356 Год назад +4

      There are some good things about Law and Order: SVU, but unfortunately they often take real victims' stories and dramatize them, sometimes to the point of invalidating/diminishing the real situation.

  • @ZerpHerpDerp
    @ZerpHerpDerp 3 года назад +522

    Next, a singing show where you can't see or hear the singer, but you can smell the sweat of the spectators and have to judge them based on pheremone production.

    • @mikhailacootware9966
      @mikhailacootware9966 3 года назад +16

      honestly i’d watch it...
      we love crappy television

    • @popisdeadisagoodsong9997
      @popisdeadisagoodsong9997 3 года назад +8

      When I read pheromone, I immediately thought:
      _Over, and over_
      _The pheromones_
      _The overwhelming harmony_
      _Consuming the colony,_
      _The circle rules your life_

    • @awb7776
      @awb7776 2 года назад +2

      Next, a singing show where you can't see hear to smell the contestants but you can lick them and you have to guess based on the audiences reactions

  • @puff2813
    @puff2813 3 года назад +1325

    "and constantly interrupted by commercials"
    me: **immediately gets ad**
    me: *you comedic bastard.*

    • @buggalo
      @buggalo 3 года назад +41

      i was wondering if anyone else got an ad right then

    • @c.tejahhh
      @c.tejahhh 3 года назад +8

      I died 🤣🤣

    • @twinktwonk9991
      @twinktwonk9991 3 года назад +6

      ok I'm not the only one lol

    • @hancy3013
      @hancy3013 3 года назад +16

      he def did that on purpose lmfao

    • @pddimez8485
      @pddimez8485 3 года назад +7

      came straight to the comments

  • @chameleonrose16
    @chameleonrose16 Год назад +100

    It's so frustrating to me when shows like Masked Singer or Good Doctor get popular, because they are direct ripoffs of Korean shows

    • @londy3127
      @londy3127 Год назад +6

      Well, technically it's not a ripoff it's a remake

    • @ayellowpapercrown6750
      @ayellowpapercrown6750 Год назад +4

      Wait till you hear about The Office

    • @electrogeek77
      @electrogeek77 Год назад +29

      I'm frustrated that The Good Doctor is seen as a good and respectful depection of autism.

    • @darkvioletcloud
      @darkvioletcloud Год назад +11

      @@electrogeek77 When I was diagnosed with autism (got diagnosed late in the game because of the bias against diagnosing females with autism, how fun), the doctor had asked me if I had heard of a show called The Good Doctor, and I said "All I've heard about it is that it portrays autistic people really badly." and she just kinda stumbled over that part and went on with telling me my diagnosis. I am so sorry, doctor, but that's all I had heard about the show! I didn't mean to make her feel so awkward!

    • @ongakira
      @ongakira Год назад +6

      no ripoffs, jus american spin-offs😭 american entertainment industry isn’t the first people to do this

  • @crazyclumsybros1832
    @crazyclumsybros1832 Год назад +15

    10:16 this didn’t age well😂

  • @CambieEverdeen
    @CambieEverdeen 3 года назад +2554

    NCIS is my grandfathers favorite show. Because it’s so formulaic, even with dementia he’s able to keep up with it.

    • @mathews2774
      @mathews2774 2 года назад +74

      LMFAOOO BEST COMMENT

    • @winnie8516
      @winnie8516 2 года назад +224

      NCIS is my sister's favorite show same case except she doesn't have dementia she's just weird

    • @LavroseRovender
      @LavroseRovender 2 года назад +13

      @@winnie8516 lol

    • @hiigghhggg9150
      @hiigghhggg9150 2 года назад +76

      Aww, this is weirdly wholesome.

    • @hb2434
      @hb2434 2 года назад +35

      my dad likes criminal minds because he always falls asleep in the middle of the episode and can still understand when I wake him up for the end

  • @dez8185
    @dez8185 3 года назад +1710

    “Constantly cut off by commercials- ARBY’S WE HAVE THE MEATS

  • @maker0824
    @maker0824 Год назад +6

    As a young adult who has never had to pay for anything yet, but will have to soon, this is actually really helpful and entering at the same time

  • @dannybarclay1996
    @dannybarclay1996 11 месяцев назад +5

    16:54 I live in an area with poor internet connection...it is 100% better to just get streaming services rather than cable.
    Yes, sometimes it means no tv exactly when I want it. But our cable options are all predatory companies (and we're unable to put up the satellite dish for direct TV due to not having a backyard in the apartment complex.
    Our wifi is at a set price every month, same with the streaming services. It really makes a difference. Not just in price, but in overall mental health knowing we're not struggling to keep up with all the cable mess.

  • @loopdelta
    @loopdelta 3 года назад +2464

    “I can see your voice” and “masked singer” were both ripped straight from korea, who’s been doing them for years. The laziness is impeccable (edit: I’ve never gotten this many likes on anything ever, I’m glad to see y’all agree with me)

    • @TCO_404
      @TCO_404 3 года назад +221

      The voice is Dutch, while X-Factor, Got Talent and Idols are British. Almost none of these concepts are actually American.

    • @emilys2562
      @emilys2562 3 года назад +4

      RIP

    • @mattsaracen7
      @mattsaracen7 3 года назад +24

      @@fuzzybunnysbiteu they weren't contesting op's point, they were adding to it

    • @alexakelley2353
      @alexakelley2353 3 года назад +6

      나는 누구야 yea they were adding to that point

    • @TCO_404
      @TCO_404 3 года назад +5

      @@fuzzybunnysbiteu I said The Voice. That's another show. 😋

  • @gnomeobluebury
    @gnomeobluebury 3 года назад +1011

    Peak television is not knowing if "Rugrats, MD" is a joke or not

    • @kevinrosario2729
      @kevinrosario2729 3 года назад +8

      a very good boi I mean there have been talks about a Rugrats reboot

    • @clarissaz3533
      @clarissaz3533 3 года назад +11

      My thoughts exactly haha - I was like did drew make that up

    • @matturner6890
      @matturner6890 3 года назад +10

      Lol imagining Tommy Pickles in scrubs and a diaper throwing his ball against the office wall like House.
      "HOW WILL I FIX THE HURTY MAN?"

    • @bluecollarmenproductions
      @bluecollarmenproductions 3 года назад +2

      I definitely searched for it

  • @myyoutubenumber225
    @myyoutubenumber225 Год назад +7

    i want drew to make an updated version of this video now that streaming services are full of ads

  • @jessicamattes4208
    @jessicamattes4208 7 месяцев назад +1

    The "Broadcast TV Service Fee" baffles me so much because those are the channels you can get for free as long as you have a tv antenna (which can be purchased at Walmart for as cheap as $20). My family has never had cable, and we still get a decent amount of channels with just our antenna. THESE CHANNELS ARE FREE. How are cable providers charging customers for channels that they could get for free without cable? It makes absolutely zero sense.

  • @codymenesini5102
    @codymenesini5102 3 года назад +954

    RUclips: “Hey watch this ad and everything is free.”
    Cable: “Hey pay us $200 so you can watch 100 ads every 30 minutes while you watch ghost hunters, which totally isn’t fake. 😀👍”

    • @blazaybla22
      @blazaybla22 3 года назад +9

      I mean there's DVR

    • @ganas11giants
      @ganas11giants 3 года назад +6

      Buick Debaron if you pay extra

    • @blazaybla22
      @blazaybla22 3 года назад +5

      @@ganas11giants I mean, you gotta pay about the same amount extra to watch Hulu without being forced to watch the same 3 ads 5 times an hour 🤷‍♂️

    • @valm5531
      @valm5531 3 года назад

      Buick Debaron Hulu costs $200/month without ads?

    • @sanityisrelative
      @sanityisrelative 3 года назад +3

      @@blazaybla22 this is precisely why I'm super not a fan of Hulu. I only have it because Spotify gave me a free basic subscription l, so I'm not actually paying Hulu for the privilege of watching ads.

  • @joshdove
    @joshdove 3 года назад +2840

    Why did I pay a $50 installation fee to xfinity when all they did was leave a bag with the motem at my door.. the bag was reusable tho so worth it I guess

    • @copiagueeagle
      @copiagueeagle 3 года назад +343

      Hey hey hey, who said you could reuse that? I work for xfinity and I'm gonna have to let them know you didn't send that bag back in, expect an additional fee this month and a non negotiable $150 professional consultant charge for me writing this comment.

    • @Kmkmkms
      @Kmkmkms 3 года назад +111

      @@copiagueeagle i applaude you, everyday people are becoming too selfish
      we need to punish these criminal scumbags

    • @Halokon
      @Halokon 3 года назад +15

      I hate being That Guy, but it’s modem. Short for MOdulator/DEModulator. It’s dumb.

    • @Almost_Clutch
      @Almost_Clutch 3 года назад +15

      Got that same reusable bag for picking up the self-install kit from the store lmao.

    • @Sarah-bo3lv
      @Sarah-bo3lv 3 года назад +16

      In my area, they charged me $100. I own my own modem and router. They did not do a single thing to “activate” my service other than turning it on lol.

  • @v-ocean-rock
    @v-ocean-rock 2 месяца назад +1

    The voice is actually a show from the Netherlands called the voice of holland, the guy who made it even won an Emmy for it. But a few years ago, it came out that there was a lot of sexual harassment happening on set, one coach was a r@pist, an other coach on the ‘voice kids’ was accused of p€dophilia (they’re still investegating)
    So even tho that show is of Dutch origin, I don’t think it will air here again

  • @Scarygothgirl
    @Scarygothgirl 3 месяца назад +1

    I'm British, so this is all very strange. In the UK there's Freeview, which gets you access to a basic set of TV channels with ads for free. There's also several streaming services connected to TV channels that allow free access to their library with adverts, or you can pay to watch without adverts, like RUclips.

  • @kkmomo__
    @kkmomo__ 3 года назад +713

    i’ve never heard anybody talk about it, but Masked Singer is an unfunny rip-off of a korean singing/variety show, the english title being King of Mask Singer. one of the most noticeable differences is that in the korean ver, the singers are already known to be in the music industry; whereas in the american version, the contestants are people like ninja and in no way are able to be guessed, which is the entire premise of the show. also ryan reynolds was on an episode of the korean version for some reason lol

    • @jennym7786
      @jennym7786 3 года назад +36

      no seriously, when ninja was revealed my family and i were so confused because we had no idea who the hell he was lol. also it's only entertaining when its either 1) actually good singers and 2) celebrities that are actually mainstream. i just hope as seasons go by, that there's better celebrities on it. but this is definitely the only stupid show that i just mindlessly enjoy.

    • @hoepatrol3361
      @hoepatrol3361 3 года назад +61

      @@jennym7786 yes, that's my main problem with the U.S version. How the fuck am I suppose to guess who is singing when I hve NEVER heard any of these people sing before. In the Korean version since they're all idols I may hve heard their voice or ATLEAST heard of their name or group before.

    • @Unhappytimeaper
      @Unhappytimeaper 3 года назад +31

      Also you can tell it really shifted away from the music and more to the most unique/flashy outfit in this version. While I don’t think it’s bad to do such fun looks you can tell where they are placing the emphasis compared to the Korean version.

    • @eleveli2437
      @eleveli2437 3 года назад +19

      the deadpool marketing team is wild lmao

    • @catalinagatita
      @catalinagatita 3 года назад

      That was Deadpool

  • @whatthefashion
    @whatthefashion 3 года назад +703

    My dad won't get rid of cable because he likes that he knows it's 8pm when Judge Judy is over. It keeps him on schedule.

    • @zoe-kk2wy
      @zoe-kk2wy 3 года назад +93

      That's a pretty expensive clock

    • @juliacassiano4499
      @juliacassiano4499 3 года назад +17

      Has he heard of the concept of a clock?

    • @arago90
      @arago90 3 года назад +21

      Can you fucking hug him for me?

    • @jasonalbarran7244
      @jasonalbarran7244 3 года назад +8

      My dad is the same with Spanish telenovelas

    • @TheKatarinaGiselle
      @TheKatarinaGiselle 3 года назад +9

      Honestly, that’s wholesome af and reminds me of growing up in the 90s..I always new what time it was when the evening new turned into Jeopardy or when they did the powerball.

  • @Fooma777
    @Fooma777 7 месяцев назад +1

    9:36 literally the second he said this there was an ad. Nothing has changed, time drives us in a flat circle

  • @jupiter_jazz
    @jupiter_jazz 8 месяцев назад +2

    i know how late this is, but spectrum is literally so evil. also i apologize for how long this will be. my dad is an older man, lives in the middle of nowhere, and isn’t super up to times in terms of new tech. he pays $313 A MONTH for a house phone, internet, and cable. spectrum’s internet doesn’t work in the middle of nowhere, when we asked them to give us literally any connection, they said there was nothing better for our area (none of our devices will even connect to the wi-fi) but they STILL charge us monthly for the internet that doesn’t even exist at our house. my dads a farmer, so he’s not exactly bringing in the big bucks, it’s so evil that he’s being taken advantage of like that. i don’t even know how to go about getting money back/cancelling the package for something else because i don’t live anywhere near him/know the info. this is your psa to avoid spectrum at all costs!

  • @beautybyalainas
    @beautybyalainas 3 года назад +368

    I honestly cannot believe that the cable industry is still around. The only people that I know that still have cable are over the age of 50. It’s the biggest ripoff right next to overpriced internet.

    • @geegeezlouis86
      @geegeezlouis86 3 года назад +13

      My grandmother has cable because she doesn't understand streaming, my dad is her caretaker and got a smart TV and she tries to change the channel when we're streaming things. They took away her Turner Classic Movies channel from the basic package and she was so sad and confused 😭😭

    • @goodsorrowsunshine
      @goodsorrowsunshine 3 года назад +1

      My parents have cable, but only cuz they get it for free (my mom works for cox) but yeah she always say that if it wasn't free she wouldn't have gotten it.

  • @poffydaisy5134
    @poffydaisy5134 3 года назад +1192

    When you aren't american so none of these shows are airing in your country, but you watch the video anyways since you like Drew making fun of things

    • @saraa.
      @saraa. 3 года назад +26

      like watching drew complain about stuff**

    • @elainelouve
      @elainelouve 3 года назад +28

      We have versions of them though.;) The generic reality shows, singing contests, other types of contests, etc. But the zillion detective shows are actually the same, just with subtitles. So I can relate. The only tv channel I tend to watch these days is our public broadcasting, because they have the best documentaries, but I can watch them online from their app (using Chromecast it's really like tv).

    • @db5094
      @db5094 3 года назад +7

      @@elainelouve nah some of us don't have it this extreme in the UK at least, it's hard to find good content cos the rest is just air

    • @dreska255
      @dreska255 3 года назад +11

      @@elainelouve you're lucky enough to have some diversified content. In my country television is basically just
      "Here's news about a corrupt government official from an area you've never heard of/heard too much. Next up is an alleged scandal of a celebrity you don't even care about. In the evening we have 10 videos snatched from RUclips probably without permission and then made into some sort of "funny compilation." On weekends we have poorly dubbed movies that mostly got cut off by commercials. Oh, and we also have heavily censored children's cartoons. Brand new! It's content you've seen on other channels but now it's on _our_ channel!"
      Edit: just saw what's on TV and they've incorporated last year's memes into their editing. I'm never turning that thing back on again.

    • @jodie3950
      @jodie3950 3 года назад +3

      Same. But now I realise that its not just the people in my country that are trying to rip me off. Everyone in other countries is getting ripped off too lmao.

  • @0v_x0
    @0v_x0 Год назад +2

    Another RUclipsr I follow ended up on American Idol and gave a breakdown of how totally fake it is. There was no audience when he filmed, all of that was added in post. The judges responses were edited. His performance was cut down only to the gimmick part, and all of the actual talent on show was cut out, as a mocking and laughing audience track was added in post. 90% sure this was all before COVID, too. That's just how they make these shows.

    • @0v_x0
      @0v_x0 Год назад +1

      They edit everyone to make them look worse or better, and they invent the audience reactions in editing. The audiences are apparently filmed separately and just given cues to follow (or they just don't have audiences at auditions and just use a clip library from actual live events). So I daresay the level of fakery and pre/post scripting is about on par with every other damn "reality" show.

  • @sarasamaletdin4574
    @sarasamaletdin4574 Год назад +1

    Murder mysteries are not as predictable as you make them out to be. They aren’t meat there for the themes or unusual structures (although they can happen in the best of them). They are meant like crossword puzzles or riddles to engage your brain in different way when you try to solve the mystery based on clues and what the tropes of the genre are. Some really fail at this element and are more mindless (and even some highly regarded ones like Sherlock was at one point can’t function as puzzles) but many really are mysteries.

  • @nataliejulow
    @nataliejulow 3 года назад +1369

    Just hearing “Spectrum” sent me into fight or flight mode. They are the only internet provider in my rural area and they know it. They charge insane amounts for WiFi and randomly send mystery charges to my card and overdraw my bank account, which then causes the bank to charge me massive overdraft fees. When I call to contest charges I’m on hold a few hours and get transferred an average of 4 times. No one ever knows what’s going on when you call. They deactivated my WiFi for no reason on accident and I spent 4 hours on the phone until 2am and got transferred 6 times and nobody could figure it out. When I finally got to the last person they figured out that the person three transfers ago put the issue into the computer wrong and listed it as an issue a tech would need to come to my house to fix. Unfortunately only she could fix it and their department closed while I was winding through the next few transfers. I had to call the next day and do the whole thing over again. They promised they wouldn’t charge me for this mistake. They charged me $150 dollars the next day and overdrew my bank account for the millionth time.
    EDIT: THEY DID IT AGAIN TODAY. WHAT ARE YOU CHARGING ME FOR I HAVE DONE NOTHING AHHHHHH

    • @shanestaley6595
      @shanestaley6595 3 года назад +97

      i hate them so much. thankfully they aren’t the “only” one in my small area but they are one of the bigger ones. i bet they wont be around for much more, maybe not even 5 more years. people are fed up and i bet theyll get sued to hell n back

    • @floradelacora274
      @floradelacora274 3 года назад +120

      Just reading this gave me extreme levels of anxiety.

    • @__-vj2wj
      @__-vj2wj 3 года назад +33

      Yep they have a monopoly in my area.

    • @TobeEvans
      @TobeEvans 3 года назад +41

      Pretty sure most of this isn’t even legal? I’d file a lawsuit for these “mystery charges”.

    • @ChocolatePink29
      @ChocolatePink29 3 года назад +7

      Good lord, that is just insane! I feel so bad for you

  • @michaeltracy9932
    @michaeltracy9932 3 года назад +1529

    they should do a talent show where instead of singing a song they just tell their sad backstories

    • @sarahbourland1152
      @sarahbourland1152 3 года назад +81

      Hey wait that’s American idol

    • @JurneeAtkinson
      @JurneeAtkinson 3 года назад +52

      that's called America's got talent lol

    • @NJGuy1973
      @NJGuy1973 3 года назад +29

      Google "Queen For A Day"

    • @michaeltracy9932
      @michaeltracy9932 3 года назад +20

      @@NJGuy1973 holy fuck no way

    • @tiajoseph7309
      @tiajoseph7309 3 года назад +22

      This is so weird, because the comment right above yours says, "They should make a singing competition where you can't hear the sad backstory of the singer before making your decision".

  • @LeonidasTINM
    @LeonidasTINM Год назад +3

    I grew up watching those crime shows, I’ve learned to love them. NCIS has a special place in my heart

  • @alleyoliver3315
    @alleyoliver3315 Год назад +11

    20:39 This is my mom, 100%. I pay for our internet and cable, and I never watch cable. I’ve tried to convince her to go to streaming (which we already have accounts on), but she just does not like the… endless choices? I also know she hates not having ads, cause that’s when she can go to the bathroom! Idk, it seems really obvious it isn’t worth the price, but I don’t think I’ll ever get her off it…

  • @zakosist
    @zakosist 3 года назад +1709

    I think misleading prices needs to be illegal, I don't get why they're allowed to continue with that

    • @jackwilderman-nielsen2862
      @jackwilderman-nielsen2862 2 года назад +65

      Because it is not illegal once you click on the price the hidden fees are revealed so there is no false advertising

    • @Mitchisable
      @Mitchisable 2 года назад +49

      Many many loopholes

    • @basstfestivalvlogs7684
      @basstfestivalvlogs7684 2 года назад +35

      It's only misleading cause we don't read the agreement before we sign I understand why that's shady but they literally tell u to read it and make u certify that u read it and then we as consumers go it's 3 pages I'm not reading it I'll just sign it. And then we go wtf they never told me that... Then they can legally say well... We did. We reply u know I didn't read that. Then they can reply u literally checked a box that said u read it!

    • @allisonwing6247
      @allisonwing6247 2 года назад +1

      Im the 690th like

    • @lynchinjesus
      @lynchinjesus 2 года назад +3

      Its suppose to be. The bait and switch law is for that but I think on the internet anything goes.

  • @EddyEssArt
    @EddyEssArt 2 года назад +2297

    The real horrors of US television become apparent if you are unfortunate enough to spend any significant length of time in a hospital. Thank the stars that they allow electronic devices now.

    • @Victoria-ij3cb
      @Victoria-ij3cb 2 года назад +150

      When I was in the hospital for a month, the only thing the TV was good for was the channel that literally played outdoor footage 24/7. Such a mental lifesaver, while not being able to go outside. For entertainment, youtube all the way

    • @roochiee
      @roochiee 2 года назад +47

      i went to the hospital a couple weeks ago and i wasn’t allowed to have my phone but i did have a tv and let me say… i went insane

    • @tinabean713
      @tinabean713 2 года назад +22

      I think my dad spent a month watching homesteaders in Alaska during all his waking hours. Don't think I could have handled it.

    • @PeachysMom
      @PeachysMom 2 года назад +13

      @@tinabean713 omg I spent July 2015 in the hospital and “naked and afraid” and that Alaskan homesteader show is all I remember (I was pretty out of it and just stared at the tv lol)

    • @tinabean713
      @tinabean713 2 года назад +19

      @@PeachysMom LOL And apparently my dad hasn't forgotten about it because he brought it up at Christmas, and my uncle who had two hospitalizations for his heart this year asked which Alaska homesteader show and they both agreed the one my dad got stuck with was the worst.

  • @chris_1412
    @chris_1412 Год назад +13

    My parents and I love crime tv shows, but I personally prefer the vintage ones, Columbo, Diagnosis Murder, Hart to Hart, and so on. But my dad especially loves watching those crime tv shows, from then and now, all of them 😂 I think I recognised every single one Drew mentioned when he gave the examples, cos my dad watched them. We live in Austria, so we also get German and Austrian crime shows and films. And my dad also likes watching the British and French crime tv shows/ flicks; and also that one Canadian one "Hudson & Rex" which is an adaptation of our famous Austrian crime tv show "Kommissar Rex" from the 1994-2004, which my dad also watched, obviously lmao. My dad would watch any crime tv show (or film) from any country, it only has to be broadcasted on tv lol; cos my parents and I don't use streaming platforms like Netflix. I do use streaming portals sometimes, but rarely, most of the time the free ones, or everyday just RUclips lol.

  • @_mintyfresh_
    @_mintyfresh_ Год назад +8

    I hate spectrum we used their internet for 4 years and then they had the audacity to start charging us double of what we were already paying.

  • @muchcry8674
    @muchcry8674 3 года назад +1468

    The title should actually be: *Man Rants About Cable TV For 24 Minutes*

    • @moogumb2526
      @moogumb2526 3 года назад +31

      i like the original title much better actually

    • @janaekelis
      @janaekelis 3 года назад

      @@MexicanGirlChingao yes. He's a man

    • @janaekelis
      @janaekelis 3 года назад +3

      *Man rants about his dissatisfaction after purchasing cable*

    • @i_spite_myself8111
      @i_spite_myself8111 3 года назад +5

      A Florida man to be spicific-

    • @salmanderrr
      @salmanderrr 3 года назад +1

      Excuse me? *florida man: is what you mean

  • @wifi4313
    @wifi4313 3 года назад +719

    masked singer is actually a ripoff of the korean show “king of mask singer” its been going since 2015

    • @anyalaASMR
      @anyalaASMR 3 года назад +56

      colonized once again

    • @JaneDoe-kx3yz
      @JaneDoe-kx3yz 3 года назад +40

      Im pretty sure the original is from Thailand and is even older? Not sure tho

    • @saraha8234
      @saraha8234 3 года назад +61

      Same thing for I can see your voice!

    • @donnanguyen4609
      @donnanguyen4609 3 года назад +43

      i had to study reality tv as a part of my society and culture class and you’d be surprised how many classic talent and reality shows nowadays have roots in some really interesting concepts by other countries.

    • @letmetakeajormungandrattha8591
      @letmetakeajormungandrattha8591 3 года назад +9

      I thought it was a spinoff, not ripoff. Like BGT and AGT.

  • @chrisd9012
    @chrisd9012 Год назад +1

    Drew, I went through this and so much more. A absolutely nightmare. I was screwed 2x by different providers over 2 years later saying I never sent equipment back. They sent me to collections but I still refused. I fought for about a year and won only because I flying found receipts of when I turned in equipment. All I got was sorry for the confusion. I demanded compensation and got none until I filed with bbb. Then they called me and gave me everything I was dry due. Comcast is known for this. And I learned Verizon too. My advice, save all docs. It saved me about 709

  • @kittyqueentengu5327
    @kittyqueentengu5327 9 месяцев назад +5

    I've seen all of drew's videos at least 3 times at this point but I’m still rewatching them