Sheeraz seems like 100% the kind of guy to threaten legal action over this video... just you wait. Then he'll claim he made Danny famous by making a scene over suing him.
edit: they use they/them now so i have changed some of the wording i’m relatively certain my partner is better known than this dude for their aquaponics research and they’re literally 19, they’re the first several results and the groups they’ve taught too in google images and they’re published in two journals and i’m not about to take credit for any of it cause they did the whole study before we even met and i’m studying biochem anyway lmao like they did that all themself and with like one teacher or something it’s crazy
Sheeraz reminds me of the goofy kid in school that doesn't quite fit in anywhere, but follows the popular kids around everywhere in an attempt to become one of them.
Ok but as someone who took four years of graphic design classes, you DO need a brand guide. Specifically, you need ME to make you a brand guide. Please, I need to know that everything I've learned about kerning, color theory, target audiences and the rule of thirds was worth something.
@@moonshineaudios5740 it's a document of rules you use to keep branding consistent, such as "this is the font we always use for headlines", "only put our logo on black and white photos", "stick to two of these four specific colors if you're making pamphlets or flyers for us", etc. These days they also include social media guides like "each tweet from our profile should end with one of these emojis", "only share posts that use this specific hashtag" and language guidelines like which type of slang they can or cannot use when commenting from an official account.
As a fellow graphic designer, what you know is useful and needed. It's just that convincing clients not only of that but that we deserve a livable wage for our skill is the hardest part on top of them respecting we're not jack of all trades. Honestly courses/colleges need to focus on how to close with clients at the prices we need and contracts or have profs. use nepotism to get their students jobs 😫
@@ThexDynastxQueen honestly. Even the fact that we're all expected to do freelancing is stupid like at least teach us business then. If I'm gonna be forced to pretend to be a numbers guy on top of a design guy, at least teach me proper numbers.
@@cupriferouscatalyst3708 ohh so the brand will be more easily distinguishable from any others due to the set of easily recognised design features used by that brand? Thank you very much for your explanation, it’s so easy to understand!!
britney spears: *was damaged by paps* shazam: i paid those! michael jackson: *used literal costume masks because of the speculation about his children's apperence and was scared they would be bullied by tabloids* shananay: i paid latoya to expose his kids! so this is a how to ruin a person's life 101
“Pay just $297, sit through an insufferable and completely improvised ‘course’ where this strange middle-aged man yells at you with slightly misogynistic undertones and straight up lies and you too, *yes you!* will be an awful person! Features include, how to stalk, unrealistic view on fame, advice from a guy who I’m pretty sure is on many stimulants, false claims, how to tear families apart (even royal ones), and much much more! *not really* “
Sheeraz has the most insane backstory. By pure dumb luck he got a TV show and access to Hollywood's most famous celebrities, the literal definition of falling upwards
I’ve met a few people who’ve genuinely failed upwards in life and the lack of self-awareness is jaw dropping. Good thing I earned my trust fund fair and square.
@@badussy would you rather be sucked into the vacuum of space, falling away from earth till the end of time? Isnt falling onto the floor better after all? I dont know, at least not yet...
I think the fact that he paid a man 10k to throw champagne over Tana to get people talking about the wedding, and yet I've never heard about that incident before today says enough 💀
Neither had I but in fairness I had never heard of the wedding in the first place and I just about know who those two people are. I don’t think I was the target market.
I remember hearing about this awhile ago, but I don’t think it really skyrocketed the wedding into relevance. It was only really people who already knew about the wedding that heard of it
I just realized something. This guy is giving a course on how to become famous, like the people that "he made famous". But the entire course teaches you how to become like him. This is a course on how to become someone who MAKES PEOPLE FAMOUS
So he offers a course that will teach you how to be famous. But instead he warns you how disastrous fame can be, tells you what you should do AFTER you're famous, and then admits that the entire master class was unscripted. Perfect.
F him for the Meghan Markle trash too. The royal family nearly drove her to suicide. They left the royals and she's sticking with Harry despite having so many people continue to treat her like this, sooo...
Accelerating the downfall of modern civilization seems exactly like the kind of class that would be taught in a Dystopian novel, and I quite like that.
14:22 it’s fucking hilarious that this dudes master class is him basically assuming that you’re bragging about being famous at the screen while watching him talk haha
And he screams at you saying to NEVER sleep with someone to get famous because then it's not REAL. Those people aren't REAL. But then says that he made Kim Kardashian.
The fact that Charli Damelio literally pressed charges because he claimed to have made her famous is just the cherry on top. I hope more celebs sue him
JESUS KNOCKS ON YOUR HEART AND LONGS FOR YOU TO ANSWER! HE DOESN'T WANT TO SEE ANYONE PERISH INTO HELL. GOD LOVES YOU SO HE GIVES YOU FREE WILL AND A CHOICE TO ACCEPT HIM OR REJECT HIM. TO LOVE HIM OR TO LOVE SIN/THIS WORLD. CALL UPON JESUS & ASK HIM TO FORGIVE YOUR SINS! SURRENDER YOUR WILL & YOUR LIFE TO HIM & HE WILL GIVE YOU ETERNAL LIFE IN HEAVEN! PICTURE YOUR BEST DAY ON EARTH TIMES A BILLION FOR ETERNITY, THAT'S HEAVEN! NOW PICTURE YOUR WORST DAY ON EARTH TIMES A BILLION FOR ETERNITY, THAT'S HELL! HE WILL GIVE YOU WHAT YOU WANT SO IF YOU REJECT HIM YOU WILL BE SEPARATED FROM HIM & HIS BLESSINGS (LOVE, PEACE, JOY, HOPE, REST, ETC). IN HELL YOU WILL BE ALONE WITHOUT GOD OR PEOPLE... YOU WILL BE HOPELESS, IN DESPAIR & AGONY FOREVER! GOD'S STANDARD FOR HEAVEN IS PERFECTION AND ONLY JESUS (THE SON OF GOD/GOD IN THE FLESH) LIVED THAT PERFECT LIFE! HE LAID DOWN HIS LIFE & TOOK THE WRATH OF THE FATHER ON THE CROSS FOR YOUR SINS! GOD IS JUST SO HE MUST PUNISH SIN & HE IS HOLY SO NO SIN CAN ENTER HIS KINGDOM OF HEAVEN. IF YOU ARE IN CHRIST ON JUDGEMENT DAY GOD WILL SEE YOU AS HIS PERFECT SON (SINLESS SINCE YOUR SINS ARE COVERED BY JESUS' OFFERING). YOU CAN ALSO CHOOSE TO REJECT JESUS' GIFT/SACRIFICE & PAY FOR YOUR OWN SIN WITH DEATH (HELL) BUT THAT SEEMS PRETTY FOOLISH! GOD SEES & HEARS EVERYTHING YOU HAVE SAID & DONE. YOU WONT WIN AN ARGUMENT WITH HIM & YOU CANT DEFEND ANY OF YOUR SINS TO HIM. YOU'RE NOT A GOOD PERSON, I'M NOT A GOOD PERSON... ONLY GOD IS GOOD! WE'RE ALL GUILTY WITHOUT ACCEPTING JESUS' SACRIFICE FOR OUR SINS! MUHAMMAD DIDN'T DIE FOR YOUR SINS, BUDDHA DIDN'T DIE FOR YOUR SINS, NO PASTOR/NO PRIEST/NO SAINT/NO ANCESTOR DIED FOR YOUR SINS, MARY DIDN'T DIE FOR YOUR SINS, NO IDOLS OR FALSE gods DIED FOR YOUR SINS, NO MUSICIAN OR CELEBRITY DIED FOR YOUR SINS, NO INFLUENCER OR RUclips STAR DIED FOR YOUR SINS, NO SCIENTIST OR POLITICIAN DIED FOR YOUR SINS, NO ATHLETE OR ACTOR DIED FOR YOUR SINS! STOP WORSHIPING THESE PEOPLE! JESUS CHRIST ALONE DIED FOR YOUR SINS & WAS RESURRECTED FROM THE GRAVE! HE IS ALIVE & COMING BACK VERY SOON WITH JUDGEMENT (THESE ARE END TIMES)! PREPARE YOURSELVES, TURN FROM SIN & RUN TO JESUS! HE KNOWS YOUR PAIN & TROUBLES, HE WANTS TO HEAL & RESTORE YOU! TALK TO HIM LIKE A BEST FRIEND! ASK HIM TO REVEAL HIMSELF TO YOU & HELP YOU TO BELIEVE IF YOU DOUBT! DON'T WAIT TO CRY OUT! NO ONE IS PROMISED TOMORROW! HE LONGS FOR YOU TO INVITE HIM IN, HE LOVES YOU MORE THAN ANY PERSON EVER COULD, HE CREATED YOU! Jesus answered, “I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me."-John 14:6 "But whosoever shall deny me before men, him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven."-Matthew 10:33 “For the wages of sin is death (hell), but the gift of God is eternal life in Christ Jesus our Lord”-Romans 6:23
GAGAGAGAGAGA! I will now count to 3 and then I am still the unprettiest RUclipsr of all time. 1...2...3. GAGAGAGAGAGA!!! Thank you for your attention, dear ellie
No quite obviously he knows the pain and sacrifice of being famous and because he knows how to become famous he knows how to avoid it and has thus purposely remained hidden, dispensing his knowledge upon those who are willing to make the sacrifices that he isn’t
I had a professor like this in college. He was supposed to be teaching anthropological methods but instead had us watch recordings of ACDC concerts and talked about how good of a guitar player he was in his youth for the whole semester.
@@beth-bi9yv Sadly, actual anthropological methods - there was a lot of reading homework, so...at least that was helpful? (Hilariously, a lot of the stuff he had us reading was his own work)
@@15stars77 the reason they likely didn’t is because those teachers are actually pretty fun. And as long as he does his own text work in reading I don’t see an issue.
Regardless of how unsubstantiated that may be, it makes enough sense for me to believe it hook, line, and sinker. In fact, I'm going to tell all my friends that this is 100% fact.
@@biggrocc19 As someone with a young dog.... There is SUCH a big difference between 'excited to see a person' and 'excited to see a ~special~ person'. She can tell when her favourite dogs/humans are at the dog park and gets more excited. And when we go shopping and come home to pick her up from her 'grandparents'.... There's nothing like being greeted by a dog that knows you and loves you! xD
So true. I was a regular dog walker for my neighbors a few months ago before life got in the way and their dog still gets so excited when she sees me. It’s adorable.
@@Pihsrosnec And Paris Hilton, who was an heiress from birth with an extremely famous family, I mean unless Sheeraz was previously a midwife I don’t know how he could’ve made a difference in her road to fame
Danny's content has been transitioning way more into more skit focused content, with less reactionary stuff and more opportunities for skits, and I've really been enjoying it! I think it is a really good balance of "oh my god wtf is this person doing" and "oh my god what is danny doing".
I thought this was one of his best. And he (and Drew) are the best at skits, but you have to have something really stupid as your foundation for those skits to work off of. Sheeraz was the perfect foundation.
I remember when sheeeaz came to my country (tunisia), and was treated as an expert, and seeing the journalists being so serious talking to him made me chuckle ngl.
Sheeraz at the end of his $297 course: "Anyways guys, thanks for coming to my improv show!" As someone who has been doing improv for eight years and made about $200 total...I respect it.
9:16 Why the fuck is this guy telling a story about Megan the same way Darth Sidious/chancellor Palpatine told Anakin the story of DARTH PLAGUEIS THE WISE?!?!! Im fucking dyingggg
i am scared for danny this sheeraz guy is 100% so incredibly self absorbed that he is absolutely gonna come after danny (and its gonna be soon b/c he has google alerts for his name set im sure)
I feel it’s very vital to point out that most celebrity women who shave their head do it because their hairdressers never let them go anywhere or do anything without getting their hair touched-up, or having it look nice for the cameras. Any person would shave their hair off if people were touching it so often, and being so controlling of it. It sounds annoying, draining, and even detrimental. I think it was either Britney or Taylor Swift who was interviewed, and she mentioned that was the reason why she shaved it all off. The older I get, the more their “meltdowns” seem more reasonable, as journalists and the public make female celebrities seem insane, crazy, and mentally ill.
that's literally why britney said she did it, she wanted to go out but her stylist kept insisting she do her hair so she shaved it so they'd leave her alone
@@dodgyfool9007 Sure tell me what you want but I would rather cry in new benz on the way to huge villa where harrassing stylist wait for me than being poor and having bigger problems. Yes if thats ignorace im guilty of it I wont even argue with you.
this is that flashy guy in cartoons that makes one of the two main characters famous which hurts their friendship but then he gets left and the friendship ultimately gets better than at the beginning.
This masterclass actually really helped me. One day I sort of just woke up and said 'I wanna be a princess.' And then I saw this so I just did it. Now I'm rich. Thanks Sheeraz.
15:03 i just wanna say when i made a yt channel for a school assignment, i SHAMELESSLY begged every person i knew - whether we were friends or enemies - begging people on wattpad, snapchat, AO3, kurtis conners comment section 20 minutes after a video came out, facebook, instagram etc. for subscribers so i could get an A. I am PROUD i begged. We had 2 videos and 17 natural subscribers, then over 1000 begged kids trying to overthrow our school system. EZ PZ lemons ? theyve been squeezed.
@@saltygooseundertale7412 if you mean the super villain thing. If I'm not mistaken she had the most expensive wedding in human history to a guy she didn't really even know purely as a publicity stunt And she divorced him a month later.
the pride Sheeraz takes in his history of literally stalking Britney Spears is um...concerning. oh, and incredibly gross. how can you feel comfortable bragging about the harassment you inflicted on a person in the middle of a mental health crisis, dude
The colorgrading suddenly making Danny's eyecolor pop out made me seriously question if I'd just imagined him not having an instagram filter for eyes all this time.
I can believe Sheeraz didn't realize that peoples views on Britneys "meltdown" has completely changed in the last few years?!?! We're really supposed to believe this guy has his finger on the pulse of pop culture when he is apparently still mentally stuck in the early 2000s?
really sickening that ppl had to "change their views" on someone's meltdowns. how one feels entitled to have an opinion, let alone publishing and gloating over such matters is beyond me.
@@muhammaddarwish1531 Dude Britney Spears was a violent drug addict for years who kidnapped her children from their dad after she lost custody of them. It's normal for people not to have been on her side in the past, no?
@@muhammaddarwish1531 , it's pretty common to see people mocked for mental health issues. I had to stop following a few RUclipsrs that I used to respect and enjoy because they've started doing commentary on Demi Lovato and how "crazy" and "weird" they are now. Demi Lovato has bipolar II and has become obsessed with extraterrestrials or aliens. It seems like it could be related to their bipolar because it's not uncommon for people in manic phases to have intense fantasies or delusions that they confuse with reality. A lot of Demi's "fans" and people in the industry are encouraging this because it's entertaining to see a famous person talk about aliens. And then RUclipsrs make videos talking about how crazy Demi is, not from a "we need to help them" perspective but a "let's all laugh at them" perspective. History is repeating itself, because this is what happens to us (people with mental health conditions). We are mocked.
I ALWAYS tell weird, sad strangers I meet on my walks that I’m the president of CAA. If they believe me I know I need to get to a more safe, public place.
I love that after buying the course it makes a point to tell you it cannot be refunded, and then he immediately tells you why being famous sucks and you should not have bought the course. It’s just a big prank
Danny’s videos are such a lethal, powerful drug. I’ve had to take up meditating for 2 hours after watching every video just to keep my soul safe. Thanks Danny.
Ok I had to take a break at the Britney thing. I was never much of a fan of her (I mean she's great, just never really was my thing) but I've heard what she went through. Hearing people say bad things about someone we know has been in a terrible situation is just monster behavior. She's incredibly brave and strong and I can't handle someone ridiculing someone else for their struggles
What happened to Britney is explained by a combination of ableism and sexism. If society thinks someone is "crazy," they are mocked and mistreated. And women are much more likely to be labeled "crazy" and lose their autonomy because of it.
@Kelsey Williams That plus the terrible way celebrities are treated in general. They're seen less as people and more as characters or objects. We judge them based only off the things we see on the surface, completely ignoring whatever is going on behind the scenes. Plus a lot of people have this mentality that if you're rich, your life must be great and if you have any complaints about it then you must be a spoiled brat.
the fact that he's acting like you need shit like a google panel to _become_ famous is so strange. its like 'here, take my masterclass on becoming famous. step one: already be at least moderately famous'
Thank you SO much for the verbal flashing light warning. My partner has epilepsy and it allowed him a second to shield his eyes. Usually it's a real fight to watch things, so I really appreciate it!
As a disabled fan, I wish that we had more allies on RUclips. I love the idea of universal accessibility. The internet is all about making more and more content, when we could be focusing on making quality content accessible for everyone (blind people, deaf people, people with photosensitivity, speakers of all languages, etc.)
@@AuDHDarling absolutely. I admire when people make an effort to upload custom captions and alt text, and give warnings to people that might need it. the world deserves to be a more accessible place for everyone, that's what technology is for
yes it's so awesome! i have light sensitivity (obv not as dangerous as epilepsy but still) and it's so nice when youtubers give clear, noticeable warnings so i know to look away or close my eyes
Everybody's too focused on what he's saying, but not the fact he's more explaining how to be a CONTRACTER. Not a famous person, more akin to a construction contracter. Dress well, know what you're doing, make connections so you can network and get jobs. Finally I've been taught how to become a successful small floor installation company.
I had a professor in college that dedicated his classes to showing us how many people were emailing him trying to hire him and showing us his portfolio. And then telling us we’re idiots if we don’t have our own blogs. Very Similar energy here. Except I paid $4000 for that class and it was mandatory for my degree. So.
The injustice. I had a professor/instructor like that, but it was early in my degree at community college so I was able to withdraw and take the course with a different teacher another semester. Major props to you for surviving the entire class.
@@AuDHDarling The ironic thing is that I deleted a majority of my social media after he cheapened it so much. I haven’t had it in 3 years. So I guess I learned something after all! Glad you were able to take charge and not waste your money.
I appreciate you so much more for calling him out! Especially for the shit he did and said about Britney Spears. Just the fact that even if he's bragging that hey I was in control of all these paparazzi who were harassing Britney Spears 24/7 when she was going through a extremely hard time in her life. Which isn't something to be proud of and instead of saying she was going through a hard time in her life he says she was" going crazy and having to melt down and fighting people" It's like she was going through a very public divorce a very public child custody case she was suffering from postpartum depression after having her kids and all the tabloids were saying she was a bad mom and that her kids should be taken away from her. And the people who should have been there for her during that time to be with her were scheming behind her back to put her in a conservatorship to control her and steal her money and take away all rights to her body which ended up being a 13-year conservatorship that was physically and emotionally abusive to her. And on top of all that she had 100 paparazzi surrounding her every time she left her house and she even stated she didn't like staying in her house because she didn't want to be at home because her kids weren't there And he's talking about it like it's something to be proud of like it's an accomplishment. He's 💯 a piece of SH*T!
19:07 the absurdity of everything this sheeraz guy says and then “blanket jackson ” flashes across the screen I forgot about that lol what even is this world
Small Video Correction: The picture of the castle you used at 10:11 is not actually in the Country of Lichtenstein. It's the Lichtenstein castle in Baden-Württemberg, Germany near Reutlingen where I live 😄😄 PS: Pretty happy to see a picture of my home area in one of your videos!
@Water Bottle there was a poem or a song by a regional poet imagening a castle on that rock before they built it. It sounded so good to the lokal lord of the time, that he decided to let it come true.
@@rainypeople how is this critical thinking? Lol I should explain: critical thinking is not knowing geography or having trivia facts or even reading something properly…. Critical thinking is being able to parse, analyze, and process information; and develop your own thoughts and plans.
I hate it when I sleep with someone famous and the next morning, when I wake up, I discover they were never real and it was just a byproduct of this lethal drug
I like how 'God' can be effectively replaced by 'silence' according to this man. I have heard similar from people in AA though, who tell me your 'higher power' can be a literal rock.
This dude has a master class because of luck and stalking and now he's an expert, that's like me saying I found a dinosaur tooth and watched a RUclips video so now I'm a paleontologist
I totally believe that Kim Kardashian and Sheeraz “REALLY worked together…for a while…” That sounded so genuine, like she knows who he is and he had a really meaningful impact on her career success. Definitely not just saying that so he’d go away. Real connection there.
I got a weird vibe from that guy.. I felt like there were some very misogynistic undertones there. For whatever reason almost all the people he claims to have "made famous" were women. He also started out by alleging that he knows of so many celebrities that "got famous by sleeping with people," which is definitely something women are accused of doing for "fame" and careers all the time, regardless of the industries they are in. Nothing that he claims to have done sits right with me at all.. He is beyond sketchy.
honey he is that uncle at every indian family gathering who shits on celebs and western influence as soon as you start talking anything remotely about movies, meanwhile still ogling at those actresses.
Some women do get famous for that but many have actual talents. Unfortunately we live in a society where ppl pay attention to women the most when they're being sexual.
JESUS KNOCKS ON YOUR HEART AND LONGS FOR YOU TO ANSWER! HE DOESN'T WANT TO SEE ANYONE PERISH INTO HELL. GOD LOVES YOU SO HE GIVES YOU FREE WILL AND A CHOICE TO ACCEPT HIM OR REJECT HIM. TO LOVE HIM OR TO LOVE SIN/THIS WORLD. CALL UPON JESUS & ASK HIM TO FORGIVE YOUR SINS! SURRENDER YOUR WILL & YOUR LIFE TO HIM & HE WILL GIVE YOU ETERNAL LIFE IN HEAVEN! PICTURE YOUR BEST DAY ON EARTH TIMES A BILLION FOR ETERNITY, THAT'S HEAVEN! NOW PICTURE YOUR WORST DAY ON EARTH TIMES A BILLION FOR ETERNITY, THAT'S HELL! HE WILL GIVE YOU WHAT YOU WANT SO IF YOU REJECT HIM YOU WILL BE SEPARATED FROM HIM & HIS BLESSINGS (LOVE, PEACE, JOY, HOPE, REST, ETC). IN HELL YOU WILL BE ALONE WITHOUT GOD OR PEOPLE... YOU WILL BE HOPELESS, IN DESPAIR & AGONY FOREVER! GOD'S STANDARD FOR HEAVEN IS PERFECTION AND ONLY JESUS (THE SON OF GOD/GOD IN THE FLESH) LIVED THAT PERFECT LIFE! HE LAID DOWN HIS LIFE & TOOK THE WRATH OF THE FATHER ON THE CROSS FOR YOUR SINS! GOD IS JUST SO HE MUST PUNISH SIN & HE IS HOLY SO NO SIN CAN ENTER HIS KINGDOM OF HEAVEN. IF YOU ARE IN CHRIST ON JUDGEMENT DAY GOD WILL SEE YOU AS HIS PERFECT SON (SINLESS SINCE YOUR SINS ARE COVERED BY JESUS' OFFERING). YOU CAN ALSO CHOOSE TO REJECT JESUS' GIFT/SACRIFICE & PAY FOR YOUR OWN SIN WITH DEATH (HELL) BUT THAT SEEMS PRETTY FOOLISH! GOD SEES & HEARS EVERYTHING YOU HAVE SAID & DONE. YOU WONT WIN AN ARGUMENT WITH HIM & YOU CANT DEFEND ANY OF YOUR SINS TO HIM. YOU'RE NOT A GOOD PERSON, I'M NOT A GOOD PERSON... ONLY GOD IS GOOD! WE'RE ALL GUILTY WITHOUT ACCEPTING JESUS' SACRIFICE FOR OUR SINS! MUHAMMAD DIDN'T DIE FOR YOUR SINS, BUDDHA DIDN'T DIE FOR YOUR SINS, NO PASTOR/NO PRIEST/NO SAINT/NO ANCESTOR DIED FOR YOUR SINS, MARY DIDN'T DIE FOR YOUR SINS, NO IDOLS OR FALSE gods DIED FOR YOUR SINS, NO MUSICIAN OR CELEBRITY DIED FOR YOUR SINS, NO INFLUENCER OR RUclips STAR DIED FOR YOUR SINS, NO SCIENTIST OR POLITICIAN DIED FOR YOUR SINS, NO ATHLETE OR ACTOR DIED FOR YOUR SINS! STOP WORSHIPING THESE PEOPLE! JESUS CHRIST ALONE DIED FOR YOUR SINS & WAS RESURRECTED FROM THE GRAVE! HE IS ALIVE & COMING BACK VERY SOON WITH JUDGEMENT (THESE ARE END TIMES)! PREPARE YOURSELVES, TURN FROM SIN & RUN TO JESUS! HE KNOWS YOUR PAIN & TROUBLES, HE WANTS TO HEAL & RESTORE YOU! TALK TO HIM LIKE A BEST FRIEND! ASK HIM TO REVEAL HIMSELF TO YOU & HELP YOU TO BELIEVE IF YOU DOUBT! DON'T WAIT TO CRY OUT! NO ONE IS PROMISED TOMORROW! HE LONGS FOR YOU TO INVITE HIM IN, HE LOVES YOU MORE THAN ANY PERSON EVER COULD, HE CREATED YOU! Jesus answered, “I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me."-John 14:6 "But whosoever shall deny me before men, him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven."-Matthew 10:33 “For the wages of sin is death (hell), but the gift of God is eternal life in Christ Jesus our Lord”-Romans 6:23
@@Rose_Darkness__ yeah i know right, the same people saying "how dare women use their appearance to get ahead", are usually the same people thirsting over them
@@thenetherbaddie9760 It’s the projection. They can’t bring themselves to admit they’re lusting after innocent people so they instead project their bad intentions onto the people.
“ Sheeraz …. Fuck you, dude. “ INSTANT like from me lol. How can someone be proud and brag about following, controlling and recording every bit of someone’s life to the point that she has a meltdown and then brag and record that as well?!! Smfh
this video is perfect for me because I wanna be a princess
Same
I also want to be a pretty princess
Join the club
We have matching jackets
ME! I AM HERE!!
same drew same.
Sheeraz is like that teacher who never actually teaches the class but just talks about their life instead for an hour
Oh god Ive had that fucking teacher. English literature in college. Such a waste of everyone's time
truth.
@@scrappyanimations4096 well you can waste time and do smt else
@@scrappyanimations4096 mine was a math teacher, all she ever did was talk about her son and his career it was so annoying
a substitute teacher i had once talked about amish people for 15 minutes straight
Sheeraz seems like 100% the kind of guy to threaten legal action over this video... just you wait. Then he'll claim he made Danny famous by making a scene over suing him.
Are you an oracle?
@@miqnight7601 could be. Could be.
HELP I THOUGHT OF THAT
Sheeraz boutta try and slap Danny by legal 😱😫
That's fine! I'm sure Danny will review his legal options and it'll all go back to normal.
Sheeraz: “I’m the biggest fame dealer in the world”
Also Sheeraz: *doesnt have a Wikipedia article, while Danny does*
😲 plus danny's google panel contains information about him and his career while sheeraz's is really just a list of names
edit: they use they/them now so i have changed some of the wording
i’m relatively certain my partner is better known than this dude for their aquaponics research and they’re literally 19, they’re the first several results and the groups they’ve taught too in google images and they’re published in two journals and i’m not about to take credit for any of it cause they did the whole study before we even met and i’m studying biochem anyway lmao
like they did that all themself and with like one teacher or something it’s crazy
@@louloudaki_ what a chad bf
Bro “wall” has a Wikipedia page
@@louloudaki_that is literally amazing wow
Sheeraz reminds me of the goofy kid in school that doesn't quite fit in anywhere, but follows the popular kids around everywhere in an attempt to become one of them.
Gilderoy Lockhart energy
im getting Vietnam flashbacks omg
@@pinetree1767 absolutely
So........he's Peter Pettigrew?
@@justapersonwithtrauma2947 yes
We’ve learned how to be rich.
We’ve learned how to be healthy.
Now, we learn how to be famous. Danny truly is a jack of all trades
with this knowledge greg will truly become the strongest army
Dont Read my name 😑...
Tbh he's doing the Lord's work
I don't know about you, but Danny also thought me how to be a bad boy
@@intruder6628 I thought Drew just acted like people for a couple weeks.
This guy is literally charging people so he can tell them about all the times he made celebrities lives miserable.
yea
What else is he gonna tell you about?
i choked to this comment
I mean jeez, if he has a lending hand in Britney Spears downfall, that is absolutely fucked
@@potato-pz6tu I literally choked as I read this since I was eating some peanuts
Ok but as someone who took four years of graphic design classes, you DO need a brand guide. Specifically, you need ME to make you a brand guide. Please, I need to know that everything I've learned about kerning, color theory, target audiences and the rule of thirds was worth something.
What’s a brand guide?
@@moonshineaudios5740 it's a document of rules you use to keep branding consistent, such as "this is the font we always use for headlines", "only put our logo on black and white photos", "stick to two of these four specific colors if you're making pamphlets or flyers for us", etc. These days they also include social media guides like "each tweet from our profile should end with one of these emojis", "only share posts that use this specific hashtag" and language guidelines like which type of slang they can or cannot use when commenting from an official account.
As a fellow graphic designer, what you know is useful and needed. It's just that convincing clients not only of that but that we deserve a livable wage for our skill is the hardest part on top of them respecting we're not jack of all trades.
Honestly courses/colleges need to focus on how to close with clients at the prices we need and contracts or have profs. use nepotism to get their students jobs 😫
@@ThexDynastxQueen honestly. Even the fact that we're all expected to do freelancing is stupid like at least teach us business then. If I'm gonna be forced to pretend to be a numbers guy on top of a design guy, at least teach me proper numbers.
@@cupriferouscatalyst3708 ohh so the brand will be more easily distinguishable from any others due to the set of easily recognised design features used by that brand? Thank you very much for your explanation, it’s so easy to understand!!
Sheeraz seems like the kind of guy who's gonna threaten to slap Danny with legal, so you know this is a good video.
don’t worry Danny will review his legal options
not with legal 😭😭😭
can't wait for all the comeback "this guy is suing me" videos coming up a couple months from now
@@lissbelfort7728 with a new song
how can he slap?!??
sheeraz: no refunds because this program is a secret
danny: *shares it with everyone on youtube*
A heroic move, because it shows everyone how **** this program is. It's garbage.
😂😂😂
I know right
Lmao
Not so secret anymore aint it?
Wow, thanks for the tips Danny! I've now successfully become a princess and torn apart the royal family :)
wow i didn't know you watched danny too
That's what all of us are trying to do AMaazing
Maaz you watch Danny?
zamn you here? it has full circle
Your so brave?
britney spears: *was damaged by paps*
shazam: i paid those!
michael jackson: *used literal costume masks because of the speculation about his children's apperence and was scared they would be bullied by tabloids*
shananay: i paid latoya to expose his kids!
so this is a how to ruin a person's life 101
“Pay just $297, sit through an insufferable and completely improvised ‘course’ where this strange middle-aged man yells at you with slightly misogynistic undertones and straight up lies and you too, *yes you!* will be an awful person! Features include, how to stalk, unrealistic view on fame, advice from a guy who I’m pretty sure is on many stimulants, false claims, how to tear families apart (even royal ones), and much much more! *not really* “
@@cl0wn.k0dx the a-hole university 🤝
Shamwow’s Friends: Shalhoub, buddy, you gotta come to your senses-
Chirag: GET THE F&1# OUT MY LIFE!
I always thought MJ was smart, keeping his kids' faces hidden from the public like that so they could grow up semi normal.
@@cniknik9863 that's why they're okay and safe today!!! he's the best father
Sheeraz has the most insane backstory. By pure dumb luck he got a TV show and access to Hollywood's most famous celebrities, the literal definition of falling upwards
This guy has probably has a library in his house but doesn’t know shit
I’ve met a few people who’ve genuinely failed upwards in life and the lack of self-awareness is jaw dropping. Good thing I earned my trust fund fair and square.
fr tho
I wish I fell upwards… every time I fall i land on a gosh darn floor!
@@badussy would you rather be sucked into the vacuum of space, falling away from earth till the end of time? Isnt falling onto the floor better after all? I dont know, at least not yet...
I think the fact that he paid a man 10k to throw champagne over Tana to get people talking about the wedding, and yet I've never heard about that incident before today says enough 💀
Dont Read my name 😑...
@@dontreadprofilephoto1728 okay I won't, thanks for warning me
This is the first time I'm hearing about this, wtf-
Neither had I but in fairness I had never heard of the wedding in the first place and I just about know who those two people are. I don’t think I was the target market.
I remember hearing about this awhile ago, but I don’t think it really skyrocketed the wedding into relevance. It was only really people who already knew about the wedding that heard of it
Danny made him more famous than he would have ever been.
True, True
Getting paid. 100%.
@@steveb804 he deffo wouldnt be getting paid to shit on him ahah
Trueeee
But... Will he be slap by legal? Too much bold information here (juicy :) Go Danny, great video :*
I just realized something. This guy is giving a course on how to become famous, like the people that "he made famous". But the entire course teaches you how to become like him. This is a course on how to become someone who MAKES PEOPLE FAMOUS
It still doesn't change the fact that sheeraz also makes famous people's lives miserable
Sooo…it’s a pyramid scheme. Wonderous
So he offers a course that will teach you how to be famous. But instead he warns you how disastrous fame can be, tells you what you should do AFTER you're famous, and then admits that the entire master class was unscripted. Perfect.
Lol
Nice.
All for ~$1000~ no, $297 dollars!
@@blueiswonderful Hey, you save -297USD!
@@Jack_Slate no you save 703 😭
Danny is such a kind guy, he’s showing us the perks of stalking celebrities and becoming famous, what a chill dude!
yeah and i was about to give up............
Dont look at my name
I am in Kim Kardashian’s closet right now guys!! Thanks Daniel!
*drew
I agree! Danny is a really cool person and a great youtuber
Danny saying “f you” regarding the Britney Spears harassment felt so honest and was so satisfying.
I was literally saying “fuck you” in my head during the pause & hoping that Danny would say it but not thinking he would and then hE DID
Exactly
F him for the Meghan Markle trash too. The royal family nearly drove her to suicide. They left the royals and she's sticking with Harry despite having so many people continue to treat her like this, sooo...
Me to
12:26
Danny: “Changing font doesn’t matter”
Also Danny: *changes font on one video opening scene and whole subreddit goes wild*
Hey guys, I’ve spent my entire life stalking celebrities, and now I’m gonna teach you to be famous so I can stalk you 😀👍
ok
oh my god this is so smart, he's like creating a self sustaining system for his life
lol the math is airtight
Ayundaru big fan!! I love your fake speedrun videos!!
Yup. He wants to find the next hot mess to exploit. Scary.
Let’s all thank Danny for spending $1000 NO! ONLY $297 on this AMAZING fame class!
What a deal! He even saved $192!
@Nikki there's an extra $3 saving for Gregs.
(Math was never an option)
@@undercover_idiot Only the best for the Gregs 😊
Maddy Gray Gubler I love your name.
@@undercover_idiot every scammy course's price ends in 97, I'm not even kidding, not sure why that's a thing
Sheeraz should be teaching a "how to stay out of jail as a creepy stalker" or "how to accelerate the downfall of modern civilization" class.
Fits
Lol, yeah it's creepy.
Accelerating the downfall of modern civilization seems exactly like the kind of class that would be taught in a Dystopian novel, and I quite like that.
LOL this comment is underrated
14:22 it’s fucking hilarious that this dudes master class is him basically assuming that you’re bragging about being famous at the screen while watching him talk haha
To be fair I do that with everyone I watch
I love when people claim they made a celebrity because it’s not provable at all and they’re always weirdos
And he screams at you saying to NEVER sleep with someone to get famous because then it's not REAL. Those people aren't REAL.
But then says that he made Kim Kardashian.
@@Maialeen yeah his line of think is “don’t consensually sleep with someone to get famous, instead stalk them to feed off their fame like a parasite”
The fact that Charli Damelio literally pressed charges because he claimed to have made her famous is just the cherry on top. I hope more celebs sue him
JESUS KNOCKS ON YOUR HEART AND LONGS FOR YOU TO ANSWER! HE DOESN'T WANT TO SEE ANYONE PERISH INTO HELL. GOD LOVES YOU SO HE GIVES YOU FREE WILL AND A CHOICE TO ACCEPT HIM OR REJECT HIM. TO LOVE HIM OR TO LOVE SIN/THIS WORLD. CALL UPON JESUS & ASK HIM TO FORGIVE YOUR SINS! SURRENDER YOUR WILL & YOUR LIFE TO HIM & HE WILL GIVE YOU ETERNAL LIFE IN HEAVEN! PICTURE YOUR BEST DAY ON EARTH TIMES A BILLION FOR ETERNITY, THAT'S HEAVEN! NOW PICTURE YOUR WORST DAY ON EARTH TIMES A BILLION FOR ETERNITY, THAT'S HELL! HE WILL GIVE YOU WHAT YOU WANT SO IF YOU REJECT HIM YOU WILL BE SEPARATED FROM HIM & HIS BLESSINGS (LOVE, PEACE, JOY, HOPE, REST, ETC). IN HELL YOU WILL BE ALONE WITHOUT GOD OR PEOPLE... YOU WILL BE HOPELESS, IN DESPAIR & AGONY FOREVER!
GOD'S STANDARD FOR HEAVEN IS PERFECTION AND ONLY JESUS (THE SON OF GOD/GOD IN THE FLESH) LIVED THAT PERFECT LIFE! HE LAID DOWN HIS LIFE & TOOK THE WRATH OF THE FATHER ON THE CROSS FOR YOUR SINS! GOD IS JUST SO HE MUST PUNISH SIN & HE IS HOLY SO NO SIN CAN ENTER HIS KINGDOM OF HEAVEN. IF YOU ARE IN CHRIST ON JUDGEMENT DAY GOD WILL SEE YOU AS HIS PERFECT SON (SINLESS SINCE YOUR SINS ARE COVERED BY JESUS' OFFERING). YOU CAN ALSO CHOOSE TO REJECT JESUS' GIFT/SACRIFICE & PAY FOR YOUR OWN SIN WITH DEATH (HELL) BUT THAT SEEMS PRETTY FOOLISH! GOD SEES & HEARS EVERYTHING YOU HAVE SAID & DONE. YOU WONT WIN AN ARGUMENT WITH HIM & YOU CANT DEFEND ANY OF YOUR SINS TO HIM. YOU'RE NOT A GOOD PERSON, I'M NOT A GOOD PERSON... ONLY GOD IS GOOD! WE'RE ALL GUILTY WITHOUT ACCEPTING JESUS' SACRIFICE FOR OUR SINS!
MUHAMMAD DIDN'T DIE FOR YOUR SINS, BUDDHA DIDN'T DIE FOR YOUR SINS, NO PASTOR/NO PRIEST/NO SAINT/NO ANCESTOR DIED FOR YOUR SINS, MARY DIDN'T DIE FOR YOUR SINS, NO IDOLS OR FALSE gods DIED FOR YOUR SINS, NO MUSICIAN OR CELEBRITY DIED FOR YOUR SINS, NO INFLUENCER OR RUclips STAR DIED FOR YOUR SINS, NO SCIENTIST OR POLITICIAN DIED FOR YOUR SINS, NO ATHLETE OR ACTOR DIED FOR YOUR SINS! STOP WORSHIPING THESE PEOPLE!
JESUS CHRIST ALONE DIED FOR YOUR SINS & WAS RESURRECTED FROM THE GRAVE! HE IS ALIVE & COMING BACK VERY SOON WITH JUDGEMENT (THESE ARE END TIMES)! PREPARE YOURSELVES, TURN FROM SIN & RUN TO JESUS! HE KNOWS YOUR PAIN & TROUBLES, HE WANTS TO HEAL & RESTORE YOU! TALK TO HIM LIKE A BEST FRIEND! ASK HIM TO REVEAL HIMSELF TO YOU & HELP YOU TO BELIEVE IF YOU DOUBT! DON'T WAIT TO CRY OUT! NO ONE IS PROMISED TOMORROW! HE LONGS FOR YOU TO INVITE HIM IN, HE LOVES YOU MORE THAN ANY PERSON EVER COULD, HE CREATED YOU!
Jesus answered, “I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me."-John 14:6
"But whosoever shall deny me before men, him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven."-Matthew 10:33
“For the wages of sin is death (hell), but the gift of God is eternal life in Christ Jesus our Lord”-Romans 6:23
I can't believe that Danny saying "walk me, daddy" is a real thing that exists
I was so thrown off i didn't hear the next several sentences lol
@@no_peace Down bad
@@serenitytehe3045 up good (:
5:20 if anyone wants to hear it
@@no_peace same lmao
Class #3 was so good and informative that Danny didn’t share it with us because he wanted to use all of those secrets for himself
💀✋
I should go buy the course then! Danny will not be the only one doing the stalking
@@saltedwounds maybe you could meet him and work together
🧢.
@@khaos6806 not 🧢 at all like i totally bought the course and class 3 was so good like totally
I laughed so hard at that Lichtenstein joke
“The stealing, the theft” dude was trying to meet the word count😭😭
“The stealing, the theft, the burglary, the robbery, the pillaging, the plundering, the embezzlement, the…”
Bro had to pull out the thesaurus 💀
@@souri7382 bro I'm laughing so hard rn help 💀💀
“The… uh. Taking things without prior consent of the owner..”
I MEAN HE DIDN'T SCRIPT IT 😭😭 He was like "I'll just list synonyms till I figure out what to say next"
you would think that if this guy has all the keys to being famous, more people would know who he is
True
GAGAGAGAGAGA! I will now count to 3 and then I am still the unprettiest RUclipsr of all time. 1...2...3. GAGAGAGAGAGA!!! Thank you for your attention, dear ellie
@@AxxLAfriku the fuck are you talking about
No quite obviously he knows the pain and sacrifice of being famous and because he knows how to become famous he knows how to avoid it and has thus purposely remained hidden, dispensing his knowledge upon those who are willing to make the sacrifices that he isn’t
dam 🦫
a whole paid course with multiple parts and videos and his advice is stalk people and pick a font. i love this.
Definitely worth $997. I can’t believe it was on sale!
@@roguestowl2280 and it's unscripted! What a deal man!
Y66
Don't forget though, the best way to *get* famous is to *already be famous*
It's genius.
Ah damn, I accidentally slept with a royal instead.. I really should’ve watched the rest of the video. Now I know nothing about fonts 😟😟
I had a professor like this in college. He was supposed to be teaching anthropological methods but instead had us watch recordings of ACDC concerts and talked about how good of a guitar player he was in his youth for the whole semester.
Lol seriously? What was on the test?
@@beth-bi9yv Sadly, actual anthropological methods - there was a lot of reading homework, so...at least that was helpful? (Hilariously, a lot of the stuff he had us reading was his own work)
@@janetandamocha7874 I just hope u got good marks... Also why don't u complain this to the principal or sm
@@15stars77 the reason they likely didn’t is because those teachers are actually pretty fun. And as long as he does his own text work in reading I don’t see an issue.
@@thelanktheist2626 mmmh that is possible .... But still he is supposed to be teaching something....
Sheeraz: “so I was talking to Will Smith the other day and he said he wanted to be more famous so we thought up something to do at the Oscars-“
Regardless of how unsubstantiated that may be, it makes enough sense for me to believe it hook, line, and sinker. In fact, I'm going to tell all my friends that this is 100% fact.
@@ichabodlorax7585 do it lol. Turn this comment into a full-fledged conspiracy theory
Wait that has to be true
No shiiit... let's blow this up fam!
The amount of characters I'm gonna type to the right of this upcoming colon is how surprised I'd be to find that out:
Honestly, imagine being a famous dog walker and dogs get excited when they see you. Better than being a celebrity in my opinion
hey idk about you but almost every dog I meet is excited to see me. cuz they're dogs. they're excited about nearly everything
@@biggrocc19 As someone with a young dog.... There is SUCH a big difference between 'excited to see a person' and 'excited to see a ~special~ person'. She can tell when her favourite dogs/humans are at the dog park and gets more excited. And when we go shopping and come home to pick her up from her 'grandparents'.... There's nothing like being greeted by a dog that knows you and loves you! xD
Yessss. And the dogs call you daddy??? You'd be living your best life!
So true. I was a regular dog walker for my neighbors a few months ago before life got in the way and their dog still gets so excited when she sees me. It’s adorable.
"Walk me daddy"
Sheeraz: "There are hundreds of countries meghan markle could have gone..."
The 195 countries in the world: 👁👄👁
There are hundred of countries meghan markle could have gone
@@Evil_Jyanyes, 2 hundreds, he was rounding up😂
To be fair, if you alter your requirements slightly, you can plausibly bump the number up to low 200s.
There are more than 195, countries such as Taiwan are not 'recognized' officially due to politics
Sheeraz: prominently advertises his connection to Kim k who got famous because of a sex tape
Also Sheeraz: Don't sleep with people to get famous
Nah nah, Kim didn’t get famous bc of the sex tape, she got famous from Sheeraz! /s
@@Qqy509 Of course since he was the camera man
Also, he's claiming to have made people like kim k, justin b and logan p famous. I'd hate this man more if he wasn't lying lol
@@Pihsrosnec And Paris Hilton, who was an heiress from birth with an extremely famous family, I mean unless Sheeraz was previously a midwife I don’t know how he could’ve made a difference in her road to fame
@@atheaus3917 Midwife😭
Danny's content has been transitioning way more into more skit focused content, with less reactionary stuff and more opportunities for skits, and I've really been enjoying it! I think it is a really good balance of "oh my god wtf is this person doing" and "oh my god what is danny doing".
So fucking true. The jokes make his videos 10x better
Especially the one where he turns into an airplane!
I thought this was one of his best. And he (and Drew) are the best at skits, but you have to have something really stupid as your foundation for those skits to work off of.
Sheeraz was the perfect foundation.
I think Danny and drew have been very influenced by their friendship with Kurtis Conner with incorporating more skits
@@aarondavis8943 Drew who?
wow... so proud of such a small creator taking classes to be famous. really taking his content into his own hands!
Dont look at my name
Yes let's help get him to 100k!!
I WILL take your husband
Read my name☝️
at first i thought the 2 replies above me were by the same account
I remember when sheeeaz came to my country (tunisia), and was treated as an expert, and seeing the journalists being so serious talking to him made me chuckle ngl.
Danny: I’m not sure why they are targeting me… why would I want this?
Also Danny: Buys the course
If you can’t fight them, join them
@@no.8952 If you can't fight them, infiltrate them, expose them
obsessed with this shirt
fame boys
Dont look at my name..
Yes! I want to get a shirt like it but I don't even know how I would go about finding it
Where can i get it
Yes i wanna find where to get it
Sheeraz at the end of his $297 course: "Anyways guys, thanks for coming to my improv show!"
As someone who has been doing improv for eight years and made about $200 total...I respect it.
woa 200?? you can buy like a whole 50 chicken nuggets for that!
@@polarcat0156 Les go ‼️‼️‼️
@@polarcat0156 you're getting ripped off at $4 per nugget
@@fluoromarx Those nuggets better make me cry on the floor and sing hallelujah if it's that expensive lol
@@fluoromarx 50 nugget boxes !11!!!!
9:16 Why the fuck is this guy telling a story about Megan the same way Darth Sidious/chancellor Palpatine told Anakin the story of DARTH PLAGUEIS THE WISE?!?!! Im fucking dyingggg
Probably because he’s British.
"Fame is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural."
Is it possible to learn this power ......
Not from my masterclass
@@kronemerj"Not from a Greg" ~Craig
i am scared for danny this sheeraz guy is 100% so incredibly self absorbed that he is absolutely gonna come after danny (and its gonna be soon b/c he has google alerts for his name set im sure)
It's fine, Danny is used to being slapped by legal
It’s okay, Danny has the power of legal options and anime on his side.
😭
@@drmurrayhillmd wat
@@BetteDavis19 You heard him
I feel it’s very vital to point out that most celebrity women who shave their head do it because their hairdressers never let them go anywhere or do anything without getting their hair touched-up, or having it look nice for the cameras. Any person would shave their hair off if people were touching it so often, and being so controlling of it. It sounds annoying, draining, and even detrimental. I think it was either Britney or Taylor Swift who was interviewed, and she mentioned that was the reason why she shaved it all off. The older I get, the more their “meltdowns” seem more reasonable, as journalists and the public make female celebrities seem insane, crazy, and mentally ill.
yes! exactly! it's a way of taking back control, isn't it
that's literally why britney said she did it, she wanted to go out but her stylist kept insisting she do her hair so she shaved it so they'd leave her alone
@@berkeleyisonline160 a literal millionaire is being harassed by own paid stylists oh no how horrible :( where can I send the money??
@@TurboGroszek1 the ignorance in this one is astounding
@@dodgyfool9007 Sure tell me what you want but I would rather cry in new benz on the way to huge villa where harrassing stylist wait for me than being poor and having bigger problems. Yes if thats ignorace im guilty of it I wont even argue with you.
Sheeraz' first advice about spirituality and staying grounded is solid advice... until you realize it's people like him who fucked up celebrities.
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this is that flashy guy in cartoons that makes one of the two main characters famous which hurts their friendship but then he gets left and the friendship ultimately gets better than at the beginning.
So he’s essentially the bad guy from Alvin and the chipmunks
@@katec2886Uncle Ian!
This masterclass actually really helped me. One day I sort of just woke up and said 'I wanna be a princess.' And then I saw this so I just did it. Now I'm rich. Thanks Sheeraz.
it’s crazy how he’s so famous but i’ve never heard of him until now
Aren’t you deceased
mr white. we need to become famous with sheeraz’s masterclass. bitch.
Heard of who?
@@Noo-My-Only-Weakness-Dyingthe masterclass dude
@@sincerealev ik It was a joke lol
Danny is the perfect guy to watch while eating
Eating while watching rn
😐
mans spittin
@@McScrumptious me too
as a person who's eating rn, can confirm
15:03 i just wanna say when i made a yt channel for a school assignment, i SHAMELESSLY begged every person i knew - whether we were friends or enemies - begging people on wattpad, snapchat, AO3, kurtis conners comment section 20 minutes after a video came out, facebook, instagram etc. for subscribers so i could get an A. I am PROUD i begged. We had 2 videos and 17 natural subscribers, then over 1000 begged kids trying to overthrow our school system. EZ PZ lemons ? theyve been squeezed.
"How to become the next Kim K!"
"rule 1 - Don't sell your body"
does.... he know Kim K's origin story?
Saying origin story makes her sound like a supervillain
@@deadmeme9031 saying it like that makes it sound like it's not true XD
Do... do I wanna know what Kim K's origin story is?
@@saltygooseundertale7412 if you mean the super villain thing. If I'm not mistaken she had the most expensive wedding in human history to a guy she didn't really even know purely as a publicity stunt And she divorced him a month later.
Dang man thanks for responding so fast
the pride Sheeraz takes in his history of literally stalking Britney Spears is um...concerning. oh, and incredibly gross. how can you feel comfortable bragging about the harassment you inflicted on a person in the middle of a mental health crisis, dude
Seriously, he seemed so disconnected from reality when he was taking pride in scummy things he's done.
“Mental health crisis” more like “financial abuse crisis” 😂
@@wolfetteplays8894 What are you trying to say here, my guy?
@@wolfetteplays8894 what’s your point? She was going through both, and it seems obvious that one would heavily influence the other
Fr he was like “yeah, she went crazy because we were following her everywhere 😎”
i can't believe i live in a reality where danny uttered the words "walk me, daddy"
Lmao
Daddy Dog Walker is the unexpected sequel to Daddy Saddle: a completely innocent concept with emotionally painful phrasing.
Was looking for this comment thank you
I spit out my drink
i had to rewind....
danny's hatred for grocery shopping seems to go beyond typical grocery store anxiety
I can't blame him. It's such a lethal, powerful drug.
@@jacobhake342, I did a deal with the devil so I wouldn't have to go to the grocery store anymore
His nemesis Alan works there though, and he has to get more famous than him before showing his face there
The colorgrading suddenly making Danny's eyecolor pop out made me seriously question if I'd just imagined him not having an instagram filter for eyes all this time.
i was literally thinking the exact same thing
I sometimes wonder if naturally blue eyed people actually exist
@@teeth_denier In reality it's all just Danny and his video magic brainwashing us 😂
Perks of being truly Greg right here
true
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hecc yea
true
true!!!!
I can believe Sheeraz didn't realize that peoples views on Britneys "meltdown" has completely changed in the last few years?!?!
We're really supposed to believe this guy has his finger on the pulse of pop culture when he is apparently still mentally stuck in the early 2000s?
Good point!
really sickening that ppl had to "change their views" on someone's meltdowns. how one feels entitled to have an opinion, let alone publishing and gloating over such matters is beyond me.
@@muhammaddarwish1531 *slowly look at history *
@@muhammaddarwish1531 Dude Britney Spears was a violent drug addict for years who kidnapped her children from their dad after she lost custody of them. It's normal for people not to have been on her side in the past, no?
@@muhammaddarwish1531 , it's pretty common to see people mocked for mental health issues.
I had to stop following a few RUclipsrs that I used to respect and enjoy because they've started doing commentary on Demi Lovato and how "crazy" and "weird" they are now.
Demi Lovato has bipolar II and has become obsessed with extraterrestrials or aliens. It seems like it could be related to their bipolar because it's not uncommon for people in manic phases to have intense fantasies or delusions that they confuse with reality.
A lot of Demi's "fans" and people in the industry are encouraging this because it's entertaining to see a famous person talk about aliens.
And then RUclipsrs make videos talking about how crazy Demi is, not from a "we need to help them" perspective but a "let's all laugh at them" perspective.
History is repeating itself, because this is what happens to us (people with mental health conditions). We are mocked.
I ALWAYS tell weird, sad strangers I meet on my walks that I’m the president of CAA. If they believe me I know I need to get to a more safe, public place.
I love that after buying the course it makes a point to tell you it cannot be refunded, and then he immediately tells you why being famous sucks and you should not have bought the course. It’s just a big prank
As a famous person, we Gregs can always trust Danny’s advice.
Always.
danny is the only good famous king.
yea
I need it
We should start a chant to spam all comment sections with, we Gregs will rule the RUclips >:)
@@brendalone no.. we do not want another kind of "its not a mistake its a masterpiece.."
Danny’s really becoming a fashion icon, isn’t he?
im changing my fashion sense to replicate him
Facts
He's got the kitchen towel rag drip
The patchwork look is cool
Versace is shaking
the way hes charging $300 for the course and danny just showed it to us for free 😭
Danny’s videos are such a lethal, powerful drug. I’ve had to take up meditating for 2 hours after watching every video just to keep my soul safe. Thanks Danny.
thank god you didn't sell your soul to the devil or anything. right?
the "I wanna be a princess" clip gets funnier everytime it's shown. I'm seriously crying right now
I love how he talks about selling yourself to the devil to get famous but you have to drop 297 on his course to get famous
he's the devil you have to sell yourself to
Nah but it’s actually a great deal it used to be 997!!!
Yep it’s a great deal, you save 198$ with this 297$ price. It used to be 1k
@@justmusic2353 exactly man. Ppl don’t know a good bargain when they see one
Ok I had to take a break at the Britney thing. I was never much of a fan of her (I mean she's great, just never really was my thing) but I've heard what she went through. Hearing people say bad things about someone we know has been in a terrible situation is just monster behavior. She's incredibly brave and strong and I can't handle someone ridiculing someone else for their struggles
What happened to Britney is explained by a combination of ableism and sexism.
If society thinks someone is "crazy," they are mocked and mistreated.
And women are much more likely to be labeled "crazy" and lose their autonomy because of it.
@Kelsey Williams That plus the terrible way celebrities are treated in general. They're seen less as people and more as characters or objects. We judge them based only off the things we see on the surface, completely ignoring whatever is going on behind the scenes. Plus a lot of people have this mentality that if you're rich, your life must be great and if you have any complaints about it then you must be a spoiled brat.
the fact that he's acting like you need shit like a google panel to _become_ famous is so strange. its like 'here, take my masterclass on becoming famous. step one: already be at least moderately famous'
Thank you SO much for the verbal flashing light warning. My partner has epilepsy and it allowed him a second to shield his eyes. Usually it's a real fight to watch things, so I really appreciate it!
As a disabled fan, I wish that we had more allies on RUclips.
I love the idea of universal accessibility. The internet is all about making more and more content, when we could be focusing on making quality content accessible for everyone (blind people, deaf people, people with photosensitivity, speakers of all languages, etc.)
@@AuDHDarling absolutely. I admire when people make an effort to upload custom captions and alt text, and give warnings to people that might need it. the world deserves to be a more accessible place for everyone, that's what technology is for
yes it's so awesome! i have light sensitivity (obv not as dangerous as epilepsy but still) and it's so nice when youtubers give clear, noticeable warnings so i know to look away or close my eyes
Danny calling himself Daniel almost ruined my day
i enjoyed it
@@sydneeharris8215 hello fellow Daniel enjoyer
Sleeping your way to the top: NOT REAL
Profiting from a person's mental break: the greatest man alive
Everybody's too focused on what he's saying, but not the fact he's more explaining how to be a CONTRACTER.
Not a famous person, more akin to a construction contracter. Dress well, know what you're doing, make connections so you can network and get jobs.
Finally I've been taught how to become a successful small floor installation company.
🤣🤣🤣
Shiraz and co.: Purchases cannot be refunded due to the sensitive nature of the content.
Danny: Puts it all on YT.
I was just thinking that lol
I had a professor in college that dedicated his classes to showing us how many people were emailing him trying to hire him and showing us his portfolio. And then telling us we’re idiots if we don’t have our own blogs. Very Similar energy here. Except I paid $4000 for that class and it was mandatory for my degree. So.
The injustice.
I had a professor/instructor like that, but it was early in my degree at community college so I was able to withdraw and take the course with a different teacher another semester.
Major props to you for surviving the entire class.
@@AuDHDarling The ironic thing is that I deleted a majority of my social media after he cheapened it so much. I haven’t had it in 3 years. So I guess I learned something after all! Glad you were able to take charge and not waste your money.
16:33 just a timestamp for myself. Once in a while I come back to this video just for that clip. It has me ugly laughing every freaking time😂😂
His beginning monologue sounds like the deadly warning from Percy Jackson, but like, somehow more intense
Omg yes! This comment makes me want to reread the entire series
Yea, because anyone name "percy" can't be taken serious
aachdjjjklhgnm, that's what that reminded me of.
@@Zen-751 it
It’s the name of a book series
Yes
I appreciate you so much more for calling him out! Especially for the shit he did and said about Britney Spears.
Just the fact that even if he's bragging that hey I was in control of all these paparazzi who were harassing Britney Spears 24/7 when she was going through a extremely hard time in her life.
Which isn't something to be proud of and instead of saying she was going through a hard time in her life he says she was" going crazy and having to melt down and fighting people"
It's like she was going through a very public divorce a very public child custody case she was suffering from postpartum depression after having her kids and all the tabloids were saying she was a bad mom and that her kids should be taken away from her. And the people who should have been there for her during that time to be with her were scheming behind her back to put her in a conservatorship to control her and steal her money and take away all rights to her body which ended up being a 13-year conservatorship that was physically and emotionally abusive to her.
And on top of all that she had 100 paparazzi surrounding her every time she left her house and she even stated she didn't like staying in her house because she didn't want to be at home because her kids weren't there And he's talking about it like it's something to be proud of like it's an accomplishment.
He's 💯 a piece of SH*T!
The way he talked about Meghan Markle was gross too. Methinks he's a misogynist.
"Tear apart the royal family" had my entire family crying laughing.
19:07 the absurdity of everything this sheeraz guy says and then “blanket jackson ” flashes across the screen
I forgot about that lol what even is this world
Small Video Correction:
The picture of the castle you used at 10:11 is not actually in the Country of Lichtenstein. It's the Lichtenstein castle in Baden-Württemberg, Germany near Reutlingen where I live 😄😄
PS: Pretty happy to see a picture of my home area in one of your videos!
Gotta love the critical thinking
@Water Bottle there was a poem or a song by a regional poet imagening a castle on that rock before they built it. It sounded so good to the lokal lord of the time, that he decided to let it come true.
@@rainypeople how is this critical thinking? Lol
I should explain: critical thinking is not knowing geography or having trivia facts or even reading something properly…. Critical thinking is being able to parse, analyze, and process information; and develop your own thoughts and plans.
@@Kreisverkehr96that’s such a cool backstory!
I was your 600th like
I hate it when I sleep with someone famous and the next morning, when I wake up, I discover they were never real and it was just a byproduct of this lethal drug
Same! Finally someone speaks out about this!
i watched this in 100x speed and was able to finish it 2 minutes after posting. Great video danny! as always i learned so much from your channel.
I watch everything on 2x
@gamer zoologist know it all!
Read my name
i watch everything on 0.25x
(￣ヘ￣）ᵁᴹᴹ I think we got a 8 year old over bere
17:45 it’s your consistent font
you make me burst out laughing every time you show the "I wanna be a princess"
are we really all not going to talk about “emancipate yourself from obscurity and the pit of the unknown”
Ok yes thank you, I was caught so off guard by that, like “shit, this got really existential really quickly”
Fuckin' Jorpan Beeperson stuff
I'm an introvert. I like the obscurity of the pit of the unknown. Fine with me.
16:15 I thought that marrying the journalist was where that part was going.
I like how 'God' can be effectively replaced by 'silence' according to this man.
I have heard similar from people in AA though, who tell me your 'higher power' can be a literal rock.
"those people are not real, THEY'RE NOT REAL" the homeless man down the street from me gave me the same advice
This made me coke on my soup Haha
@@SomeRando369 like you put coke on your soup? A unique delicacy, I'm intrigued
@@Rose-hh7mk wait no haha I ment choke XD
"him and I really worked together...for a while" is an excellent endorsement
This dude has a master class because of luck and stalking and now he's an expert, that's like me saying I found a dinosaur tooth and watched a RUclips video so now I'm a paleontologist
aka every "expert" on tik tok or reddit ever lmao
Wdym you’re not a paleontologist…🧐?
This guy’s origin story sounds like the beginning to a Wattpad villain.
So glad Drew and Danny buy this crap for us so we don't have to.
Sheeraz trying to sell himself like he's a Squip when he's actually just a little spoonful of clay clumsily shaped into a gray oblong pill
He is not from Japaaaaan
He’s not better than drugs, Jeremy. He’s from Alabama.
so glad someone made this reference
I get whiplash when I find a Be More Chill reference in the wild
@@AwesomeJediE im curious, whats the reference ?
I totally believe that Kim Kardashian and Sheeraz “REALLY worked together…for a while…” That sounded so genuine, like she knows who he is and he had a really meaningful impact on her career success. Definitely not just saying that so he’d go away. Real connection there.
Danny standing up for Britney is everything 💖🙌🙏
I relate so much! You don't know how many times I've run into presidents of literally giant companies. It's insane. 🙄
Right? Step one was literally "be insanely lucky"
I got a weird vibe from that guy.. I felt like there were some very misogynistic undertones there. For whatever reason almost all the people he claims to have "made famous" were women. He also started out by alleging that he knows of so many celebrities that "got famous by sleeping with people," which is definitely something women are accused of doing for "fame" and careers all the time, regardless of the industries they are in. Nothing that he claims to have done sits right with me at all.. He is beyond sketchy.
honey he is that uncle at every indian family gathering who shits on celebs and western influence as soon as you start talking anything remotely about movies, meanwhile still ogling at those actresses.
Some women do get famous for that but many have actual talents. Unfortunately we live in a society where ppl pay attention to women the most when they're being sexual.
JESUS KNOCKS ON YOUR HEART AND LONGS FOR YOU TO ANSWER! HE DOESN'T WANT TO SEE ANYONE PERISH INTO HELL. GOD LOVES YOU SO HE GIVES YOU FREE WILL AND A CHOICE TO ACCEPT HIM OR REJECT HIM. TO LOVE HIM OR TO LOVE SIN/THIS WORLD. CALL UPON JESUS & ASK HIM TO FORGIVE YOUR SINS! SURRENDER YOUR WILL & YOUR LIFE TO HIM & HE WILL GIVE YOU ETERNAL LIFE IN HEAVEN! PICTURE YOUR BEST DAY ON EARTH TIMES A BILLION FOR ETERNITY, THAT'S HEAVEN! NOW PICTURE YOUR WORST DAY ON EARTH TIMES A BILLION FOR ETERNITY, THAT'S HELL! HE WILL GIVE YOU WHAT YOU WANT SO IF YOU REJECT HIM YOU WILL BE SEPARATED FROM HIM & HIS BLESSINGS (LOVE, PEACE, JOY, HOPE, REST, ETC). IN HELL YOU WILL BE ALONE WITHOUT GOD OR PEOPLE... YOU WILL BE HOPELESS, IN DESPAIR & AGONY FOREVER!
GOD'S STANDARD FOR HEAVEN IS PERFECTION AND ONLY JESUS (THE SON OF GOD/GOD IN THE FLESH) LIVED THAT PERFECT LIFE! HE LAID DOWN HIS LIFE & TOOK THE WRATH OF THE FATHER ON THE CROSS FOR YOUR SINS! GOD IS JUST SO HE MUST PUNISH SIN & HE IS HOLY SO NO SIN CAN ENTER HIS KINGDOM OF HEAVEN. IF YOU ARE IN CHRIST ON JUDGEMENT DAY GOD WILL SEE YOU AS HIS PERFECT SON (SINLESS SINCE YOUR SINS ARE COVERED BY JESUS' OFFERING). YOU CAN ALSO CHOOSE TO REJECT JESUS' GIFT/SACRIFICE & PAY FOR YOUR OWN SIN WITH DEATH (HELL) BUT THAT SEEMS PRETTY FOOLISH! GOD SEES & HEARS EVERYTHING YOU HAVE SAID & DONE. YOU WONT WIN AN ARGUMENT WITH HIM & YOU CANT DEFEND ANY OF YOUR SINS TO HIM. YOU'RE NOT A GOOD PERSON, I'M NOT A GOOD PERSON... ONLY GOD IS GOOD! WE'RE ALL GUILTY WITHOUT ACCEPTING JESUS' SACRIFICE FOR OUR SINS!
MUHAMMAD DIDN'T DIE FOR YOUR SINS, BUDDHA DIDN'T DIE FOR YOUR SINS, NO PASTOR/NO PRIEST/NO SAINT/NO ANCESTOR DIED FOR YOUR SINS, MARY DIDN'T DIE FOR YOUR SINS, NO IDOLS OR FALSE gods DIED FOR YOUR SINS, NO MUSICIAN OR CELEBRITY DIED FOR YOUR SINS, NO INFLUENCER OR RUclips STAR DIED FOR YOUR SINS, NO SCIENTIST OR POLITICIAN DIED FOR YOUR SINS, NO ATHLETE OR ACTOR DIED FOR YOUR SINS! STOP WORSHIPING THESE PEOPLE!
JESUS CHRIST ALONE DIED FOR YOUR SINS & WAS RESURRECTED FROM THE GRAVE! HE IS ALIVE & COMING BACK VERY SOON WITH JUDGEMENT (THESE ARE END TIMES)! PREPARE YOURSELVES, TURN FROM SIN & RUN TO JESUS! HE KNOWS YOUR PAIN & TROUBLES, HE WANTS TO HEAL & RESTORE YOU! TALK TO HIM LIKE A BEST FRIEND! ASK HIM TO REVEAL HIMSELF TO YOU & HELP YOU TO BELIEVE IF YOU DOUBT! DON'T WAIT TO CRY OUT! NO ONE IS PROMISED TOMORROW! HE LONGS FOR YOU TO INVITE HIM IN, HE LOVES YOU MORE THAN ANY PERSON EVER COULD, HE CREATED YOU!
Jesus answered, “I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me."-John 14:6
"But whosoever shall deny me before men, him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven."-Matthew 10:33
“For the wages of sin is death (hell), but the gift of God is eternal life in Christ Jesus our Lord”-Romans 6:23
@@Rose_Darkness__ yeah i know right, the same people saying "how dare women use their appearance to get ahead", are usually the same people thirsting over them
@@thenetherbaddie9760 It’s the projection. They can’t bring themselves to admit they’re lusting after innocent people so they instead project their bad intentions onto the people.
At 19:26 Danny looks like he is moving his curser to find out how long the video is and is pissed he is only so far through.
8:35 "i didn't want to see my daughters go through what i put all those other people through"
--Sheeraz
Accurate translation
“ Sheeraz …. Fuck you, dude. “ INSTANT like from me lol. How can someone be proud and brag about following, controlling and recording every bit of someone’s life to the point that she has a meltdown and then brag and record that as well?!! Smfh