Cringey 1D Imagines

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  • Опубликовано: 21 дек 2024

Комментарии • 8 тыс.

  • @rorys162
    @rorys162 5 лет назад +9121

    The real relationship goals are Kurtis and that 911 Operator.

    • @ishikasinsinwar1642
      @ishikasinsinwar1642 5 лет назад +84

      this right here..is an underrated comment😂

    • @hannahfleenor9864
      @hannahfleenor9864 5 лет назад +27

      Currently the likes are at 666. No one else like this. I’m sorry but it must stay this way

    • @bangyonggukisgod1773
      @bangyonggukisgod1773 5 лет назад +9

      Sooo true lmao

    • @hadassssah
      @hadassssah 5 лет назад +18

      Nah they just homies. Don’t you kiss your homies goodnight? 😘

    • @Funfetti8348
      @Funfetti8348 5 лет назад +10

      Real Asian Ship Goals...
      Sorry I had to put that vine.

  • @tambi4852
    @tambi4852 5 лет назад +5600

    Kurtis saying "This Harry fella" acting like he doesn't have a shirt which says STYLES on the back

    • @azulcampellone239
      @azulcampellone239 4 года назад +304

      Vine Kurtis was a total fangirl

    • @tropicalcandyland6266
      @tropicalcandyland6266 4 года назад +27

      yeeyee what does it say omg

    • @choccmilk
      @choccmilk 4 года назад +90

      and the fact that they're actually twin brothers

    • @MennatullahSeleem
      @MennatullahSeleem 4 года назад +83

      I know right!!! He's a fanboy . He even met his girlfriend during a meetup for 1D fans😂💞

    • @poorwhore2029
      @poorwhore2029 4 года назад +34

      Azul Campellone still is if we aint gonna lie he has a whole ass pop socket thats just the fine line cover.

  • @ennoya7158
    @ennoya7158 4 года назад +11922

    imagine: harry smiles at you. "you remind me of my favourite song y/n" he says as he takes a piano and throws it on you. the piano killed you instantly 😍

    • @reeet.aroraaa
      @reeet.aroraaa 4 года назад +145

      YES I WANT THAT.

    • @autumn2651
      @autumn2651 4 года назад +202

      So romantic 😍🥰

    • @dedusmuln
      @dedusmuln 4 года назад +187

      wasn't this the plot of danganronpa

    • @samantham1012
      @samantham1012 4 года назад +11

      Yesss Leo 🥰

    • @tyler001
      @tyler001 4 года назад +18

      😍😍so romantic omg

  • @elid3753
    @elid3753 3 года назад +1268

    Imagine:
    Kurtis forgets to give an extra greeting, so you hire a hit man to go after him but the hit man kills you instead.

    • @linou4176
      @linou4176 3 года назад +88

      at least his fans do smart

    • @el-ij6zj
      @el-ij6zj 3 года назад +61

      Plot twist: the hit man is Harry styles

    • @EF-kk3vh
      @EF-kk3vh 3 года назад +30

      @@el-ij6zj Don't you mean Hairy Bandaba

    • @sappametalyippierz
      @sappametalyippierz Год назад

      ​@@EF-kk3vh*Heery Zaalz

    • @Curlyheart
      @Curlyheart Год назад +1

      The hitman is Bret Hart

  • @Zenimar
    @Zenimar 4 года назад +4255

    I first read this as “cringey 1 dimensional images” and was confused af

    • @Alexa-so4jh
      @Alexa-so4jh 4 года назад +244

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    • @sophiekurtz5424
      @sophiekurtz5424 4 года назад +175

      WAIT OMG I DID TOO AND I DIDNT EVEN REALIZED THAT WASNT WHAT IT WAS UNTIL I SAW THIS COMMENT

    • @jackal643
      @jackal643 4 года назад +56

      ME TOO I WAS LIKE HUH?!?!?!?

    • @dumbledorf5029
      @dumbledorf5029 4 года назад +6

      XDXDXDXDXD

    • @chyld7710
      @chyld7710 4 года назад +9

      I did too.

  • @Tu-lk5oy
    @Tu-lk5oy 4 года назад +6679

    ‘Touch her heart not her body’... ohhhh that’s why he stabs a curtain pole into my chest. He loves me 🥺

    • @Dr4gon_k1tties
      @Dr4gon_k1tties 3 года назад +150

      damn you pfp is just- 🥵

    • @Quaintrellee
      @Quaintrellee 3 года назад +95

      @@Dr4gon_k1tties their pfp is kinda fine tho😳😳

    • @sheek_side
      @sheek_side 3 года назад +14

      🤣

    • @yitraboom
      @yitraboom 3 года назад +24

      Isn't that like a mortal kombat move
      Like where they rip out your heart

    • @christopherminutolo9384
      @christopherminutolo9384 3 года назад +31

      "I've been impaled"
      - Olaf

  • @saltybanana4157
    @saltybanana4157 6 лет назад +3178

    Imagine
    Harry tells you to do the dishes but you don't so he smashes a bowl over your head

    • @edensylvester13
      @edensylvester13 6 лет назад +38

      That's literally just like a situation dodie (RUclipsr and singer-songwriter) described from her mentally abusive relationship when she was putting away dishes "wrong" and he slammed a bowl down on the counter (probably plastic)

    • @zo.yeahhh
      @zo.yeahhh 5 лет назад +31

      I feel retarded to laugh at that

    • @abcptw458
      @abcptw458 5 лет назад +7

      @@edensylvester13
      HOLY SHIT, THAT GUY FUCKING SUCKS ASS
      (sucks ass as in he really bloody sucks)

    • @sal4538
      @sal4538 5 лет назад +2

      Zøe same

    • @ilya7314
      @ilya7314 5 лет назад +2

      oh my god I'm dieing of laughter

  • @jessicah2292
    @jessicah2292 3 года назад +1798

    One time I read an imagine about Niall blasting himself into the sun for charity 💀💀

    • @chole97
      @chole97 2 года назад +111

      I am literally cry laughing at this

    • @kay-collins
      @kay-collins 2 года назад +26

      @@chole97 I am laughing wayy too hard at this! Lmaoo

    • @parksunghoonyes
      @parksunghoonyes 2 года назад +27

      WHAT

    • @autumnarends
      @autumnarends 2 года назад +9

      HAHA

    • @sweetlymay
      @sweetlymay 2 года назад +11

      Bro I’m crying laughing why 😭😭

  • @ariannaclaire3610
    @ariannaclaire3610 5 лет назад +5873

    imagine
    kurtis conner crawling inside your ear. you tell him to stop but he is in there.

    • @haichie1341
      @haichie1341 5 лет назад +427

      You then get infinite greetings

    • @Mar-hq9bm
      @Mar-hq9bm 5 лет назад +54

      @@haichie1341 Just like the worm in Spongebob's ear

    • @thamera3776
      @thamera3776 5 лет назад +96

      “Sorry em in ere”

    • @nono-zw3cn
      @nono-zw3cn 5 лет назад +23

      arianna claire I would never tell him to stop

    • @bgl1335
      @bgl1335 5 лет назад +16

      thamera mercado sorry em in EAR. Sorry I’ll leave

  • @jamesnugent2213
    @jamesnugent2213 4 года назад +1064

    Okay but those pics of Harry crying were from a vid where he and Liam were visiting a children's hospital full of sick and dying children...

  • @LM-zs1ng
    @LM-zs1ng 5 лет назад +9026

    Most of these: when bae is physically abusive 😍

    • @oregan0
      @oregan0 5 лет назад +821

      More like: when bae fucking kills you 😍😍

    • @sunflowersky1432
      @sunflowersky1432 5 лет назад +121

      🙏🏼🤪

    • @mollie3889
      @mollie3889 5 лет назад +395

      When bae runs you over with a car 😍🤪

    • @purpledragon2678
      @purpledragon2678 5 лет назад +375

      When bae fucking stabs you in the throat and steals your collar bones 😍

    • @eatdetergent
      @eatdetergent 5 лет назад +207

      And unhealthily possessive 😜

  • @malakhamad4962
    @malakhamad4962 6 лет назад +2126

    you didn't read the one where :louis throws a grape at y/n .You throw a grape at him but u miss he laughs at you. You get mad and throw a plate and knock him unconscious.
    Yup this exists

    • @lii9817
      @lii9817 6 лет назад +34

      malal 26 DUDE I REMEMBER THAT AJAJSJAJSKA

    • @Maya-oe8qs
      @Maya-oe8qs 6 лет назад +124

      I got airdropped one yesterday about you eating Mac n cheese with Niall and then Louis tells a joke that makes you laugh so hard it comes out of your nose and then Niall says don’t worry I got it and i quote “his tongue slithers into your nose to get the food” I don’t know who sent it to me either lol

    • @TheHeartsGirl
      @TheHeartsGirl 6 лет назад +9

      malal 26 omg there are tears forming in my eyes from laughing how can that exist?!

    • @dixiewhite2698
      @dixiewhite2698 6 лет назад +2

      Ah yes I remember that one well

    • @peytonp2017
      @peytonp2017 6 лет назад

      I just saw that a few days ago 😂

  • @Thejulieta99
    @Thejulieta99 5 лет назад +7264

    i didn't even pay attention to the rest of video after listening to the BABABA imagine. I'm crying

  • @launadavis6392
    @launadavis6392 4 года назад +127

    3:58 fun fact , this picture was taken of Harry when he almost tripped over a puppy and felt really bad ,then proceeded to make friends with the puppy .

  • @thatgirlsarah8820
    @thatgirlsarah8820 4 года назад +15097

    Imagine Harry: * abusive, a murderer *
    Real Harry: “Lets call him a fibber because liar sounds a bit mean.”

    • @elibarden1911
      @elibarden1911 4 года назад +842

      Also real life harry: would never touch a flie

    • @rosie8642
      @rosie8642 4 года назад +211

      Steamy Mozzarella Harry was 16 when she wrote it...
      (edit just for context) the person I was replying to was talking about ‘After’ not sure why they deleted their comment

    • @Bobadobes
      @Bobadobes 4 года назад +368

      Also him every second: I don’t objectify woman

    • @ches4135
      @ches4135 4 года назад +52

      Rosie Avelyn no Harry wasn’t 16 when Anna wrote after, he was 19

    • @rosie8642
      @rosie8642 4 года назад +105

      Cheshta Phulara Oh my mistake, still think it’s a horrible book

  • @laurenhedrick541
    @laurenhedrick541 6 лет назад +3947

    as a Veteran of the 1d fandom - this was so fucking good and made me miss the good ol days. please do more so i can relive the glory days

    • @canyounot2102
      @canyounot2102 6 лет назад +10

      Lauren Hedrick // hey queen same

    • @alexinwonderland5782
      @alexinwonderland5782 6 лет назад +6

      Same lmao

    • @beeftownz
      @beeftownz 6 лет назад +22

      But like..
      Why did they do this with harry lol.
      I mean there had to be an in the know joke/reason he killed you. Is it cause a music video part or something... I need answers! :

    • @laurenhedrick541
      @laurenhedrick541 6 лет назад +71

      Jo Cr - it's because the hetero harry girls of the fandom got obsessed with the idea of harry being an abusive asshole so the cool half of the fandom made fun of them and made a meme out of it. it mostly started when that dumb ass fic "after" got announced to be published into an actual book

    • @thevminist
      @thevminist 6 лет назад +3

      same gosh

  • @ealex9562
    @ealex9562 6 лет назад +10913

    "stop, get out of my ear"
    *"SORRY AM IN ERE"*

  • @noah-kc3tx
    @noah-kc3tx 4 года назад +2550

    Fake Harry: abusive
    Real Harry: helped a fan through a panic attack when she met him

    • @jamesnugent2213
      @jamesnugent2213 4 года назад +167

      Ikr the real Harry is such a great person.

    • @athyzkyh
      @athyzkyh 3 года назад +164

      although I'm not a fan of harry styles, i can't deny that he's a decent human

    • @marin.g444
      @marin.g444 3 года назад +42

      i stg i’m gonna have a panic attack too if i ever meet him

    • @ultimatetoelicker
      @ultimatetoelicker 3 года назад +7

      @@athyzkyh yeah same

    • @alliexcx5576
      @alliexcx5576 3 года назад +11

      omg thats so wholesome

  • @GRACE-oe1zw
    @GRACE-oe1zw 6 лет назад +7193

    G I V E M E M Y B A B A B A

  • @jayce7589
    @jayce7589 4 года назад +11592

    bro y/n gets all the celebrity boys, she’s so lucky.

    • @Equa11ysurl
      @Equa11ysurl 4 года назад +1203

      I know, they also get mentally, emotionally, and physically abused! 😍♥️😍🥰💕🤤🤤💖💕

    • @LWL1ET_MEOW
      @LWL1ET_MEOW 4 года назад +608

      And don't forget fictional boys too
      👁️👄👁️

    • @nebula541
      @nebula541 4 года назад +318

      @@Equa11ysurl Yep! so rOmaNtiC

    • @chelangat4955
      @chelangat4955 4 года назад +378

      They also get to be killed by harry styles

    • @justpeachy50
      @justpeachy50 4 года назад +34

      Yes @finnthefailure, we all are very aware of that

  • @halliekramer2754
    @halliekramer2754 5 лет назад +1152

    Imagine:
    Youre sitting on a swing that you own outside in your lawn: kurtis comes over and just stabs you. For your spleen.

    • @kannibalwherm1975
      @kannibalwherm1975 5 лет назад +25

      my dream 😍🤤

    • @halliekramer2754
      @halliekramer2754 5 лет назад +17

      @Julie Ostrowski smexy

    • @glo5643
      @glo5643 4 года назад +4

      Goals ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜❤️🧡💛💚💙💜❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🥺✨✨✨😍🥰🥰🥰

  • @-_justchillininmbox_-1972
    @-_justchillininmbox_-1972 4 года назад +1427

    I just want to say... not all of us directioners want to be killed by Harry.

    • @eleanna2236
      @eleanna2236 4 года назад +130

      Speak for yourself😒

    • @abbytobin6634
      @abbytobin6634 4 года назад +69

      i mean im not like asking him to kill me or anything but if anyone murdered me I'd want it to be him

    • @abbyjo308
      @abbyjo308 4 года назад +26

      Exactly! I'd rather be killed by Niall

    • @elenigrammatikou1229
      @elenigrammatikou1229 3 года назад +17

      @@abbyjo308 WTF IS A CHONCE???

    • @Mia-sj3sk
      @Mia-sj3sk 3 года назад +5

      @@abbytobin6634 yes !!

  • @hannahm.5967
    @hannahm.5967 6 лет назад +1182

    I used to read one direction imagines on youtube with that sad ass music in the background and one of them would die at the end.. I would sit there and cry my eyes out. Wtff was I doing

    • @h.m.6024
      @h.m.6024 6 лет назад +30

      Hannah M. My name is Hannah Morgan...
      There can only be one

    • @hannahm.5967
      @hannahm.5967 6 лет назад +44

      @@h.m.6024 yes.. And that spot has already been filled by me

    • @stellalee6734
      @stellalee6734 6 лет назад +2

      SAME

    • @elisahemmings6413
      @elisahemmings6413 6 лет назад +3

      Can relate for 100% I was so cringey😂😂

    • @aileenbordelon7884
      @aileenbordelon7884 6 лет назад +1

      Hannah M. Same

  • @Natalia-uv7lm
    @Natalia-uv7lm 5 лет назад +12116

    Imagine: hearing kurtis’s voice in your head one day and when you take a shower he falls out of your ear and screams “ew naked!” And then jumps into the shower drain😍

  • @johanna1758
    @johanna1758 6 лет назад +4013

    1d Imagines about...
    Niall: cute about love like a fanfiction
    Zayn: cute about love like a fanfiction
    Liam: cute about love like a fanfiction
    Louis: cute about love like a fanfiction
    Harry: about domestic violence and him killing the reader

    • @skywing216
      @skywing216 6 лет назад +152

      I’d thank Harry for killing me tf

    • @ammal4374
      @ammal4374 6 лет назад +86

      Excuse me Zayn is the bully

    • @ishishis
      @ishishis 6 лет назад +366

      niall ones were always the boring ones. "imagine niall helping you with your taxes 😍"

    • @johanna1758
      @johanna1758 6 лет назад +28

      ishi don’t get that grafic on RUclips 😂😂

    • @ellax325
      @ellax325 6 лет назад +65

      @@ishishis yo, I can't breathe. This made me laugh so hard.

  • @irh1606
    @irh1606 4 года назад +152

    8:23 was some real wattpad shit, and i am ✨uncomfortable✨

  • @beatrice4256
    @beatrice4256 5 лет назад +8557

    "Sorry, the old Taylor can't come to the phone right now"
    "Why?"
    "Oh, he chocked her with a bababa"

    • @humnaali5759
      @humnaali5759 5 лет назад +82

      THIS OMG 😂

    • @lilvantasfan834
      @lilvantasfan834 5 лет назад +21

      Omg I cantt

    • @janeytallent5173
      @janeytallent5173 5 лет назад +88

      I’m suppressing giggles rn bc it’s late & my grandma is asleep in the room next to me, but holy shit that’s fucking funny

    • @lilvantasfan834
      @lilvantasfan834 5 лет назад +13

      @Grammar Police did you watch the video?

    • @starry_birdie9893
      @starry_birdie9893 4 года назад +5

      #haylorrrr

  • @kalelfaber8311
    @kalelfaber8311 6 лет назад +821

    You forgot the iconic “Niall is shooting himself into the sun for charity” one

    • @ellie-dl3kr
      @ellie-dl3kr 6 лет назад +1

      IM SO LATE REPLYING TO THIS BUT ITS THE FUNNIEST THING IN THE WORLD

  • @youngperceptions
    @youngperceptions 6 лет назад +3903

    You didnt include the harry styles “who do you think gave you the heart” surgery imagine and the critically acclaimed “who do you think gave you the teef”

    • @filelps1178
      @filelps1178 6 лет назад +253

      What about the one where he's still looking for you in the ocean after years of you being lost

    • @suckerforyourmind9457
      @suckerforyourmind9457 6 лет назад +30

      I AM DYING

    • @heh2084
      @heh2084 6 лет назад +104

      The teef one is ICONIC

    • @jesuismort7688
      @jesuismort7688 6 лет назад +14

      omg that’s literally my picture 😭😂

    • @judithpadilla55
      @judithpadilla55 6 лет назад +65

      Or the "who do you think gave you a vagina?"

  • @cindyye1723
    @cindyye1723 4 года назад +405

    as a directioner i can say for certain that 1.people still make these, and 2.literally nobody likes it when they do

    • @marin.g444
      @marin.g444 3 года назад +33

      i like these imagines but only ironically

    • @harley5.7bviews5secondsago6
      @harley5.7bviews5secondsago6 3 года назад +3

      Legit tho Lmao
      These people giVe uS a bAD nAme AAAAAAAA

    • @BitterJoyXx
      @BitterJoyXx 2 года назад +2

      But they're satire 🤨

    • @CartoDarko
      @CartoDarko 2 года назад +8

      @@BitterJoyXx in all fairness i imagine some of them are not, people wack

    • @ashypoooooo
      @ashypoooooo 2 года назад +1

      And 3. WHERE IS LOUIS😭💙

  • @adarool3333
    @adarool3333 6 лет назад +3117

    You forgot the Harry one where it's like
    "Harry, where are you going?"
    "To find her, I'm not giving up!!"
    "Harry, she drowned 4 years ago.."
    *picture of Harry on a jet ski*

    • @laynier2306
      @laynier2306 6 лет назад +125

      SKSKS THAT ONE WAS SO ICONIC

    • @dryxeyes
      @dryxeyes 6 лет назад +54

      That’s fucking hilarious hahahahahahahaha

    • @demi-qs5zc
      @demi-qs5zc 6 лет назад +76

      SKDJS I REALLY THOUGHT THAT WAS THE FUNNIEST SHIT WHEN I WAS LIKE 12

    • @dooproxful
      @dooproxful 6 лет назад +1

      PYDTOMMO v

    • @frances9975
      @frances9975 6 лет назад +1

      IM ACTUALLY CRYING

  • @ggp3214
    @ggp3214 6 лет назад +2272

    yo. wassup. In about 8th grade, I actually committed to reading an actual one direction fanfiction for about a couple of months (about 200 chapters) and it was about a girl that was abused by her parents then the one direction tour bus hit her and then the Bois saved her. Long story short... Harry ended up getting shot, the main girl had a miscarriage, and Niall had open heart surgery.

    • @meghansullivan6812
      @meghansullivan6812 6 лет назад +82

      I read so many Larry stylinson fics and harry & y/n one shots :’ )))

    • @Victoria-xv7fc
      @Victoria-xv7fc 6 лет назад +10

      Lmao

    • @Sokkaeatspeople
      @Sokkaeatspeople 6 лет назад +4

      ggp321 Wth

    • @winterfromwisthollow
      @winterfromwisthollow 6 лет назад +27

      My friends and I even wrote fanfiction at some point. Apart from our self-inserts, the storyline was okay, I guess. Unfortunately it was Hungarian so we didn't reach the main audience :D

    • @daveann
      @daveann 6 лет назад +18

      IM CRYING

  • @ajsuflena156
    @ajsuflena156 5 лет назад +9032

    wait until he discovers wattpad

    • @danielle2345
      @danielle2345 5 лет назад +47

      Omg😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @bekahnavarro
      @bekahnavarro 5 лет назад +330

      Where English is a suggestion

    • @_lauranus_7191
      @_lauranus_7191 5 лет назад +75

      oh god forbid

    • @annasxfa
      @annasxfa 5 лет назад +37

      more deeper things.

    • @Anabórshën
      @Anabórshën 5 лет назад +69

      And some sick obnoxious fucks in there 💀💀💀

  • @__.J.C.__
    @__.J.C.__ 4 года назад +332

    the way he’s talking them so seriously is sendinggggg meeeeee

  • @sarahwillacker4135
    @sarahwillacker4135 4 года назад +3245

    The misspellings of “bandana” KILLED ME oh my god

  • @alyssalungociu
    @alyssalungociu 5 лет назад +1508

    WHEN HE SAID “I LOVE U BYE” ON THE 911 CALL really got me good

    • @immortalsun
      @immortalsun 2 года назад +8

      He always does that in phone call skits, and it’s funny every time

  • @breeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
    @breeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. 6 лет назад +4951

    damn Bartholomew goes through a lot

    • @karlmarx4370
      @karlmarx4370 6 лет назад +50

      someone help the poor boye

    • @Tigerheiress
      @Tigerheiress 6 лет назад +10

      HAHA bruh bye😂

    • @mwwkwnwkm
      @mwwkwnwkm 5 лет назад +3

      well he just kept the name they are different stories with different people

    • @maddy9839
      @maddy9839 5 лет назад +12

      rip @ bartholomew smh we'll forever remember you

    • @user-rb8on9qj5u
      @user-rb8on9qj5u 5 лет назад

      Elberes 45 woooosh

  • @littleblueclovers
    @littleblueclovers 4 года назад +83

    7:27 “My girlfriend Barthlomew” the long awaited sequel of “My neighbor Totoro”.

  • @AlmaMarie333
    @AlmaMarie333 5 лет назад +868

    "You have so pretty collarbones Bartholomew"
    I cry-laughed about that for 5 minutes.

    • @merpug8686
      @merpug8686 4 года назад +11

      I’m sobbing rn it’s so fucking funny I cAnt

    • @multimedia7034
      @multimedia7034 4 года назад +6

      my collarbones genuinely started hurting because of how hard i laughed

    • @kin1562
      @kin1562 4 года назад +3

      Amber Pereira you have so pretty collarbones amber 🤪🥰😍

    • @wrapmonster3884
      @wrapmonster3884 4 года назад +4

      My parents are prolly thinking I'm crazy I'm laughing so hard rn I'm in tears

  • @JillRW
    @JillRW 6 лет назад +1906

    i choked every time u said Bartholomew.

    • @maddiepaddy2608
      @maddiepaddy2608 6 лет назад +2

      Barfolomew

    • @princess_taina
      @princess_taina 6 лет назад

      I say it like that? How do you pronounce it then?😭😂😂😂😂💀

    • @vaguilar8398
      @vaguilar8398 6 лет назад +8

      At least you didn't get choked with a bababa to death

    • @meyshied7268
      @meyshied7268 5 лет назад

      Isnt bartholomew an apostle?

  • @ju4368
    @ju4368 4 года назад +1288

    Not even a minute in and I’m having a seizure over “bababa” I need to go to bed

    • @starrysoleil
      @starrysoleil 2 года назад +9

      I have Epilepsy, so I can relate.

  • @edsheeran1679
    @edsheeran1679 4 года назад +1290

    *dont tell him about wattpad.*

    • @suditii
      @suditii 4 года назад +79

      I kinda want him to react to "those" Fan fictions

    • @nindyfarrel1322
      @nindyfarrel1322 4 года назад +42

      @@suditii you mean Smut? Fluff? Self-insert? Fanverse? Shipping? Crossover? ect?

    • @addwasabitomycoffee
      @addwasabitomycoffee 4 года назад +53

      @@nindyfarrel1322 all of em

    • @QuicklyLiquid
      @QuicklyLiquid 3 года назад +34

      If he learns about the candy shop were done for

    • @tpwkmotherfuckers1837
      @tpwkmotherfuckers1837 3 года назад +25

      i hope he doesn't find out about the cursed 6th chapter

  • @monniewashere
    @monniewashere 6 лет назад +366

    at my niall horan concert when he was answering questions during soundcheck someone walked up to the stage and handed him a paper. he thought it was another question so he unfolded it and looked confused for a minute. then he said “was i supposed to get this?” he then reads “when niall horan crawls in your ear-“ and then the crowd screamed so he didn’t complete it but basically now we know niall has seen The Ear Imagine™️

    • @leightonellis4957
      @leightonellis4957 6 лет назад +19

      Monica Hope I went to a Harry concert and he said that everyone was a little bit gay

  • @st-eu9ry
    @st-eu9ry 6 лет назад +4782

    I tied my dirty blonde hair into a messy bun, putting on my black ripped jeans and oversized hoodie. I put on some mascara, but not too much. I wasn’t like the other girls. My mom was selling me. I put on my converse and opened the door. It was one direction! “Your mum sold us to afford her crack.”

    • @petra8770
      @petra8770 5 лет назад +196

      Oh my god 😹I remembered I read something like this when I was younger like2014 I’m still a fan of1D but the fanfics are so cringe

    • @ellw7830
      @ellw7830 5 лет назад +181

      Wait what the mom sells you to one direction who was also sold by your mom? Does this mean you’re related to one direction? If you’re not, can the mom sell five boys that are not her sons? WHY ARE WE SELLING CHILDREN????

    • @mariademoakadudabracal7351
      @mariademoakadudabracal7351 5 лет назад +38

      2012 imagines

    • @user-pt1ew3kb6u
      @user-pt1ew3kb6u 5 лет назад +22

      s t w #goals

    • @floweryfcuck8502
      @floweryfcuck8502 5 лет назад +5

      OMG YESSS

  • @user-zo8nl9be5l
    @user-zo8nl9be5l 5 лет назад +5559

    im sorry but *"bababa"* had me whEEZING

    • @imnotcrazyjustinsane9433
      @imnotcrazyjustinsane9433 5 лет назад +139

      Sameeee I literally had to gasp for air when it got to the BABABA

    • @leigha.3098
      @leigha.3098 5 лет назад +38

      I think you mean, W-HEE-HEE-zing

    • @rattyboi3669
      @rattyboi3669 5 лет назад +17

      I had to replay the rest like five times because I could hear the rest lmao

    • @X3._.n3
      @X3._.n3 5 лет назад +2

      I was getting up to put on a top and that made me collapse back onto my bed

    • @galaxychill9578
      @galaxychill9578 4 года назад +2

      That one's probably troll

  • @JuBeeZ106
    @JuBeeZ106 4 года назад +52

    I used to be really into 1D imagines when I was like 12. One that I read that has stuck in my mind ever since was when y/n and Harry were driving down a highway somewhere, and I believe it was implied that we were going to lose our V-cards to each other. Suddenly, Harry stops the car, and y/n is like 'why did you stop?' And Harry's like 'I can't wait any longer, y/n." (My eyes widened like hell at that point, because I was 12 and my innocent ass didn't know anything.) Anyway, so we pull over and start 'preparing' or some shit, and it's like the middle of the night, and just when we're about to start, we see a truck's headlights heading STRAIGHT FOR US. Everything goes white at that point, and the next line I read was that we ended up at the hospital, Harry with barely a scratch on him and y/n is in a coma or whatever. (At this point I was on the edge of my seat.) Then, Harry is informed that y/n is basically dead and below the end of the imagine, you see pictures of him on the verge of tears. That broke my little child heart, and I have not forgotten that garbage, even after 8 years.
    TL;DR, I once read a shitty imagine where Harry and y/n tried to have sex, got in a car crash, and then y/n FUCKING DIED. Oh, and Harry was sad.

    • @danny_404
      @danny_404 4 года назад +5

      Never thought I would need this but, hey, thanks for whatever this was...

  • @autumn7075
    @autumn7075 6 лет назад +426

    “you have so pretty collarbones bartholomew.”
    “1 D magines”

  • @yasmineabdelkarim35
    @yasmineabdelkarim35 5 лет назад +2287

    i was laughing so hard when they spelled bandana wrong like 2629836 times

    • @danielle2345
      @danielle2345 5 лет назад +1

      Saame😂😂😂

    • @Mar-hq9bm
      @Mar-hq9bm 5 лет назад +41

      I was like "Bababa"? are you srs rn?

    • @dooeytee6715
      @dooeytee6715 5 лет назад +8

      It was actually only 2629835

    • @chelseajanele
      @chelseajanele 5 лет назад +3

      YES IT IS ALMOST 4AM HERE AND I WOKE UP THE ENTIRE STREET

    • @lesliezidu
      @lesliezidu 5 лет назад +7

      And the Hairy instead of the Harry

  • @LM11116
    @LM11116 5 лет назад +1689

    imagine: kurtis being able to tell the difference between the satirical and sincere ones

    • @drfreudsmom
      @drfreudsmom 4 года назад +73

      It’s too cute to watch him like this tho

    • @tee-py3zx
      @tee-py3zx 4 года назад +97

      lmao right? i dont think a single one in here was sincere. but its hilarious regardless

  • @officialmaxrebo
    @officialmaxrebo 3 года назад +201

    y/n really needs to find a nice guy after this, they’ve been abused and murdered way too much..

  • @reaganr458
    @reaganr458 5 лет назад +3994

    Kurtis having to hide his Harry styles obsession for 11 minutes

  • @alischreiner08
    @alischreiner08 6 лет назад +3682

    *magines*
    please do another one lmao

    • @tammys5383
      @tammys5383 6 лет назад +20

      Alicia Schreiner I watched that part about 10 times now and it's still funny 😂

    • @kareemxo3
      @kareemxo3 6 лет назад +1

      yes

    • @janessasimob4741
      @janessasimob4741 6 лет назад +4

      I read this right as that moment happened

    • @ro3658
      @ro3658 6 лет назад +3

      bro laughed so hard 😂😂

    • @hotcheetos4540
      @hotcheetos4540 5 лет назад

      Clara Harris I don’t get what is so funny?💀💀

  • @aliamcbride
    @aliamcbride 6 лет назад +4773

    I'm in a super weird mood and this made me consistently laugh and I think I might be dying and this is probably the last thing I'll ever see thank you

  • @immortalsun
    @immortalsun 2 года назад +29

    “You almost dying,
    And the person you love,
    Really fucking crying.”
    ―Kurt I. S. Conner, 1834

  • @mollythomason5666
    @mollythomason5666 5 лет назад +5584

    “He buys the banada”
    “Can I have my bandaba?”
    “This bababa”
    😂I can’t breathe!😂

    • @yugitsukasa9520
      @yugitsukasa9520 4 года назад +68

      Mabey you should to the hospital instead of wrighting this comment-

    • @Kyran1996
      @Kyran1996 4 года назад +295

      Probably because Hairy is choking you with the banada.

    • @yugitsukasa9520
      @yugitsukasa9520 4 года назад +17

      @@Kyran1996 True

    • @wthbloodline
      @wthbloodline 4 года назад +3

      me too 😂😂😂

    • @januaryravelo4342
      @januaryravelo4342 4 года назад +23

      *Bananba

  • @sleepyspacer
    @sleepyspacer 6 лет назад +498

    i loved the niall horan in your ear pic so much that my friend put it on a tshirt for me for my birthday. most iconic gift i've ever received

    • @stellamaus
      @stellamaus 6 лет назад +3

      sleepyspacer man I love this comment but I love the profile pic even more

    • @sleepyspacer
      @sleepyspacer 6 лет назад +3

      @@stellamaus brock + onix..... bronix

    • @stellamaus
      @stellamaus 6 лет назад +2

      sleepyspacer that‘s even sth brock would say you‘re a genius

    • @1eadle
      @1eadle 6 лет назад

      oh my god SMDKSSDJKS

    • @sonzunaur
      @sonzunaur 6 лет назад +1

      You have a great friend 😂

  • @hannahs3690
    @hannahs3690 6 лет назад +763

    not gonna lie that first one had me laughing so hard my bandaba fell off my head

    • @elliekennedyy
      @elliekennedyy 6 лет назад +24

      Do you mean bababa?? Get your spelling right

    • @nonleopard
      @nonleopard 6 лет назад +8

      banDABa

    • @lia-vh7mm
      @lia-vh7mm 6 лет назад +2

      @@vannesaaaaa fuckhshsjhshsb

    • @kp-vl7ur
      @kp-vl7ur 6 лет назад

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @fabianajones12
    @fabianajones12 3 года назад +39

    When I’m sad I watch you, Danny, or drew. Always makes me feel better even if I’m just rewatching videos.

  • @laynier2306
    @laynier2306 6 лет назад +284

    times like this when i wish that i could erase my memory and watch this video again and again with the same satisfaction as the first time

    • @federicacucchetti3792
      @federicacucchetti3792 6 лет назад +4

      I actually watched this after a couple months and it was a whole new experience

  • @bridgettecurley9503
    @bridgettecurley9503 6 лет назад +589

    "YOU HAVE SO PRETTY COLLAR BONES BARTHOLEMEW"

  • @rydenlarimore31
    @rydenlarimore31 5 лет назад +1128

    Imagine:
    Y/n killing y/n and rubbing his hips on y/n’s badandana as y/n climbs in to y/n’s ears to find the curtain pole in y/n’s stomach.

    • @musfirahsalman7554
      @musfirahsalman7554 4 года назад +113

      My brain cells just died reading this.

    • @zanegarglezsehmen
      @zanegarglezsehmen 4 года назад +17

      @@musfirahsalman7554 y/n

    • @nola4140
      @nola4140 4 года назад +4

      *ffffffff u c k n 0-*

    • @kermitthefrog459
      @kermitthefrog459 4 года назад +44

      You spelled bababa wrong

    • @petethecreator757
      @petethecreator757 4 года назад +27

      I read this as
      imagine
      Bartholomew killing Bartholomew and rubbing his hips on Bartholomews bababab as Bartholomew climbs into Bartholomews ears to find the curtain pole in Bartholomews stomach
      it was great

  • @morganorwhatever
    @morganorwhatever 9 месяцев назад +15

    There’s something charming about these early Kurtis videos with low-key editing that were filmed in a white void

    • @marissa5664
      @marissa5664 8 месяцев назад

      my favourite era tbh

  • @prettyboywooyo2996
    @prettyboywooyo2996 5 лет назад +2811

    I wish the “who do you fink gave you the teef?”💀💀💀was in here

    • @venti1930
      @venti1930 4 года назад +36

      LMAOOO (;´༎ຶٹ༎ຶ`)

    • @amaxylin622
      @amaxylin622 4 года назад +7

      irrelevant but i’m ur 1k like heh

    • @a.d.9366
      @a.d.9366 4 года назад +5

      OMG YESS 😂😂😂

    • @saamarraahh
      @saamarraahh 4 года назад +1

      HAHAJAIAIAM YESS

    • @puppybooidk1832
      @puppybooidk1832 4 года назад +13

      NOO THATS HORRIFYING THAT PICTURE HAUNTS MY DREAMS

  • @simonelebaron4985
    @simonelebaron4985 6 лет назад +493

    This video had me laughing until I was sobbing uncontrollably, desperately, wishing for the sweet release of Harry just f*cking choking me to death ya know?

  • @carlybee
    @carlybee 6 лет назад +858

    i can't believe this was a real period in my life. it all feels like a fever dream

  • @tatik.6714
    @tatik.6714 4 года назад +331

    i love how he acts like he wasn't the biggest 1d fan ever... OR STILL IS

  • @bluesclues1321
    @bluesclues1321 6 лет назад +1164

    "You have so pretty collarbones Bartholomew"

    • @jordanpope7602
      @jordanpope7602 5 лет назад +9

      I CACKLED

    • @MayerEO
      @MayerEO 5 лет назад

      First thing I always look for in a woman, tbh

  • @auroraisabella8156
    @auroraisabella8156 6 лет назад +492

    imagine: you’re on a date with harry and you trip and break your neck and harry’s crying because he’s laughing so hard

  • @saykaty
    @saykaty 5 лет назад +506

    Kurtis saying "out" so many times had me cackling like it was just 2 mins of him being very Canadian lmaooo

    • @georgiafoster1760
      @georgiafoster1760 5 лет назад +16

      Lol ouowt

    • @imayhaveasmalldickbut3125
      @imayhaveasmalldickbut3125 5 лет назад +8

      im australian and i genuinely cannot detect any difference from his out and an american out

    • @kaiya3382
      @kaiya3382 5 лет назад +9

      Euwt

    • @turgburg4890
      @turgburg4890 5 лет назад +1

      It sounds the same like how the Americans ik say it

    • @officert5147
      @officert5147 5 лет назад +8

      It's very close to the American accent but like...a little closer to "oat" bc the American accent pronounces the ou further back in the throat I think

  • @jae6163
    @jae6163 2 месяца назад +368

    algorithm is crazy

    • @shan1a_t
      @shan1a_t 2 месяца назад +14

      why why whyyyy do i keep getting these recommendations.. why now..

    • @calvoekleiden8664
      @calvoekleiden8664 Месяц назад +6

      No fr 😭😭

    • @holacomooduh
      @holacomooduh Месяц назад +4

      algorithm go bababa

    • @rott3n_ch3rries
      @rott3n_ch3rries Месяц назад +6

      youtube just loves kurtis lmao

    • @shan1a_t
      @shan1a_t Месяц назад +6

      @@rott3n_ch3rries thats not why. a band member of one direction (liam payne)died two weeks ago

  • @heybuddyyouinlondon9165
    @heybuddyyouinlondon9165 6 лет назад +3876

    is no one gonna address the fact that there’s a movie coming out based on a Harry Styles fanfic from like 2013

    • @athoswolff776
      @athoswolff776 6 лет назад +150

      Whats the name of the fanfic? Its the one yn have a miscarriage and niall have a heart surgery?
      Bc i *need* the name

    • @edensylvester13
      @edensylvester13 6 лет назад +65

      @@athoswolff776 After

    • @heybuddyyouinlondon9165
      @heybuddyyouinlondon9165 6 лет назад +352

      jordan silva the movie’s called After. idk what the fic is called but i think it’s just some thing that romanticizes abuse. the usual.

    • @jordanaguilera5349
      @jordanaguilera5349 6 лет назад +38

      @@heybuddyyouinlondon9165 the fic is also called After

    • @just_going_mads
      @just_going_mads 6 лет назад +172

      What is wrong with the entertainment industry?

  • @rockstarkicking
    @rockstarkicking 6 лет назад +348

    The harry tooth transplant is my favourite! Can't believe you missed that. A true classique

    • @fionac3107
      @fionac3107 6 лет назад +77

      who do u fink gave u da teef

    • @TatumBorealis
      @TatumBorealis 6 лет назад +43

      Kurtis Conner Well now you have to include it part 2 ¯\_(ツ)_/ ¯ I don't make the rules sorry

    • @Vivita1414
      @Vivita1414 6 лет назад +23

      the vagina surgery one is a fucking classic as well

    • @randall6383
      @randall6383 6 лет назад +1

      Love your profile pic 😂

    • @hayleyrod8512
      @hayleyrod8512 6 лет назад +14

      and the zayn heart transplant thing !! “#imagine. You and Zayn are at the hospital because you are getting a heart transplant. “I’m so nervous.” You say. ‘Dont be. You’re gonna pull through this. I know that for a fact.” You kiss him then go into operation. You come out successful and run out to tell Zayn but he’s not there. You find a little teddy bear with a card shaped like a card. “Hey babe. Sorry I couldn’t be there after your operation. But, I will always be in your heart. Forever. - Zayn” You ask one of the nurses “Wheres the boy I was with before my operation?” The nurse replies, “Didn’t they tell you who the donor was?”

  • @misiarewia5368
    @misiarewia5368 6 лет назад +2653

    Brain: " is he cute or does he just have curly hair "
    Me *sobbing in a corner* " I DONT KNOW"

    • @cephalosod
      @cephalosod 6 лет назад +44

      I’m so confused is this about Queen

    • @martinabowie
      @martinabowie 6 лет назад +45

      Skylar Jay omg i read it as brian (as in brian may) too

    • @liaclarkezuccaro9416
      @liaclarkezuccaro9416 6 лет назад +13

      I was like, well brains cute AND has curly hair... im too far up this bands asses

    • @martinabowie
      @martinabowie 6 лет назад +10

      Aiya Dot i see y'all have TASTE

    • @juliasoares7972
      @juliasoares7972 6 лет назад +1

      Tbh I think it's the hair lol

  • @auroramadison3822
    @auroramadison3822 4 года назад +76

    Imagine: Niall crawls into your ear, you are confused as he makes himself at home and whispers...",COME ON BARBIE LETS GO PARTAY AH Ah AH OH"

    • @Maria-fb1sz
      @Maria-fb1sz 4 года назад +7

      Omgg this just made my day lmao

    • @auroramadison3822
      @auroramadison3822 4 года назад +2

      @@Maria-fb1sz LMAO glad it made someone happy

    • @Maria-fb1sz
      @Maria-fb1sz 4 года назад +1

      Aurora Madison Everything with one direction makes me happy

    • @kinzie3194
      @kinzie3194 2 года назад +2

      i could literally hear him saying it 💀💀💀

    • @Notheare
      @Notheare 2 года назад

      I remember this comment from 2 years ago just rediscovered it and cracked up 😂

  • @ash-im6kv
    @ash-im6kv 6 лет назад +391

    “you have so pretty collarbones bartholomew”

  • @becagirl2397
    @becagirl2397 6 лет назад +568

    i find it HIGHLY offensive that he didn't include the seminal american classic "harry she drowned four years ago"

    • @tyra3790
      @tyra3790 6 лет назад +2

      Shannon Thomas for real we had that one FRAMED in my old high school. It truly shaped a generation

    • @themajesticshark5749
      @themajesticshark5749 6 лет назад

      OMFG😂😂😂😂😂

    • @chanelsangel2290
      @chanelsangel2290 6 лет назад

      i’m embarrassed that i remember this

    • @elenapeterson449
      @elenapeterson449 6 лет назад

      omg wait what one is this

  • @langleynakari4360
    @langleynakari4360 6 лет назад +265

    this youtube channel is a hidden gem I laughed OUT LOUD.

  • @beems9617
    @beems9617 3 года назад +135

    imagine: you and harry are on a date. you just finished eating. you look up at harry with a sweet smile. "y/n, im still hungry.. 😳" he says. he eats your soul, consuming all the energy inside of you. harry styles is a demon. he blushes and turns away. your soul is forever trapped. 💖💘🎀

  • @punctuatronic
    @punctuatronic 5 лет назад +4620

    When bae shoves a curtain pole through your chest 😍♥️🥵😤😩👅❤️👄😛☺️🥰😘😻💕💞💗💖💘💝💟☮️✨🌹😚💅💋

    • @ellyr7831
      @ellyr7831 5 лет назад +44

      🐜

    • @dudeno5811
      @dudeno5811 5 лет назад +49

      I'M WHEEZING 😂😂😂💀💀💀

    • @mechadonia
      @mechadonia 4 года назад +74

      Favorite type of penetration

    • @fart3688
      @fart3688 4 года назад +8

      😳

    • @breakingsad
      @breakingsad 4 года назад +1

      🦆deck goes queck

  • @gogirl345
    @gogirl345 6 лет назад +327

    what about the iconic imagine where harry takes a bullet for you and it's just a photo of harry looking pained on stage with a mic stand

  • @laurensievers31
    @laurensievers31 5 лет назад +1150

    Damn, I really thought he was gonna show the “your new owners are here” one :’(

    • @toni3762
      @toni3762 5 лет назад +81

      Omg true and the one where you knock Louis unconscious with grapes

    • @waityseg
      @waityseg 5 лет назад +31

      Alas, that one is a wattpad fic not an imagine

    • @squamman631
      @squamman631 5 лет назад +4

      Link?

    • @beccametzgar2511
      @beccametzgar2511 5 лет назад

      Lauren Sievers im screaming this is too good

    • @madim8687
      @madim8687 5 лет назад

      WTF?!?!!

  • @logiebear17ify
    @logiebear17ify 4 года назад +23

    I didn't realize how much I needed him to clap dramatically during the video intro until 7:34 where the slight joining of his hands brought me mild joy

  • @rosiebarrett6312
    @rosiebarrett6312 5 лет назад +501

    If u ever write a book please call it "a belly full of macaroni and a sweaty forehead" I will buy all of them

  • @lysm3007
    @lysm3007 6 лет назад +1590

    imagine
    kurtis conner FCKIN KILLS YOU bc you laughed too hard at his amazing content

  • @1cepool
    @1cepool 4 года назад +446

    imagine: harry comes back from a long day at work. he sees you laiying on da ground, crying. "are you alright y/n" he askes through his thiccc accent.
    you shake your head. "no, i just found your sex tape..... with niall in your ear"
    he gasps and big time rushes to the phone, to call louis. "you leaked it?!" he screams
    you start to panic. harry runs over to you and throws you off the 5 story building you where on.
    (i am so fucking sorry for you havin to see what i thought of)

  • @wello_sign6723
    @wello_sign6723 4 года назад +50

    Imagine: Kurtis comes to your house with a chainsaw and cuts himself in half, and Danny Gonzalez comes out with Kurtis’ head and says “Your next.”
    *wear Kurtis’ skin*

  • @samanthaskull23
    @samanthaskull23 6 лет назад +257

    “this is your ex girlfriend”
    “okay?”
    “well she is pregnant and going to a wedding”
    just the way he said wedding was SO funny 😂

  • @bug8355
    @bug8355 5 лет назад +784

    My Grandma starts every conversation with me with " you're a cow "

  • @romanzolanski2000
    @romanzolanski2000 5 лет назад +510

    “You don’t pin me against the wall and rub your hips against mine and…pin my hands against the wall and breathe your hot…… voice into my neck” I laughed so hard and choked on my gum😂😂

    • @warnerjohnson5612
      @warnerjohnson5612 5 лет назад +13

      Ur Adopted “I’m breaking up with you I think” I’m crying real tears.

  • @jasminemoverley-bonne6684
    @jasminemoverley-bonne6684 4 года назад +76

    My cat was rubbing his face on me while Kurtis was talking about bababas and tickling me with his ears and I couldn't stop laughing

  • @AP-cp9fq
    @AP-cp9fq 6 лет назад +305

    What about the one where Liam is in a fish tank and pulls a ring out of his ass to propose and then a shark eats him???? Or when harry is on the jet ski trying to find a girl that drowned two years ago?? 1D fans won’t stand for this

    • @lia-vh7mm
      @lia-vh7mm 6 лет назад +15

      what the honest fuck

  • @indiranair8236
    @indiranair8236 5 лет назад +1483

    Imagine
    You're walking alone in the woods. There's no one around and your phone is dead. Out of the corner of your eye you spot him.
    *SHIA LEBOUF*

  • @rchhhll
    @rchhhll 5 лет назад +412

    I saw this title and thought it meant “1 dimension images”
    lmao I’m so sleep deprived help

    • @ja-ez4dr
      @ja-ez4dr 5 лет назад

      i love your pfp 👌😔

    • @dvjfredmerc529
      @dvjfredmerc529 5 лет назад

      drill same

    • @anneroos2408
      @anneroos2408 4 года назад

      oh haha, I still thought it said that untill I read your comment😂

    • @beigefig
      @beigefig 4 года назад

      I thought it meant like, you know 3D and 2D games etc. I thought it was 1D like that

    • @unlacedshoe3696
      @unlacedshoe3696 4 года назад +1

      .
      Same
      .

  • @irbiswirbis
    @irbiswirbis 4 года назад +20

    i love your iconic self phone calls like at 5:51 where whenever you hang up you're always like "okay bye ily **kiss kiss**"

  • @starlight4240
    @starlight4240 6 лет назад +661

    every time you say bartholomew my lifespan decreases by one year

    • @zwinny0408
      @zwinny0408 6 лет назад +7

      **whispers**
      It's worth it!...

    • @Mona-kg6hy
      @Mona-kg6hy 6 лет назад +30

      *increases

    • @jeanr.rivera4583
      @jeanr.rivera4583 6 лет назад +2

      i would like this comment but then i'd ruin the number

    • @zwinny0408
      @zwinny0408 6 лет назад +2

      @@jeanr.rivera4583 somebody already did. It's fiiiine...

    • @jeanr.rivera4583
      @jeanr.rivera4583 6 лет назад +2

      @@zwinny0408 big sad

  • @user-sb5vx8dc6p
    @user-sb5vx8dc6p 6 лет назад +518

    the one about the badabanada has to be a troll, it just has to be

  • @OO-gx6he
    @OO-gx6he 6 лет назад +13072

    Bandana❎
    Banaba❎
    Bandaba❎
    Bababa ✅

    • @ash-ob5dl
      @ash-ob5dl 6 лет назад +131

      Catch These Hands im crying😂😂

    • @sp-hz7pm
      @sp-hz7pm 5 лет назад +9

      Me tooo

    • @notsodeliciouscookie5902
      @notsodeliciouscookie5902 5 лет назад +44

      Ukelele Pons banada*

    • @zanelemnguni6014
      @zanelemnguni6014 5 лет назад +36

      @@notsodeliciouscookie5902 Okay genius! We get it... You're smarter than the rest of us!

    • @aishwaryac8720
      @aishwaryac8720 5 лет назад +19

      @@zanelemnguni6014 i think they were joking

  • @averagegirl3873
    @averagegirl3873 4 года назад +30

    *5:37*
    THAT IS THE MOST WHOLESOME "911" CALL I'VE EVER SEEN AND I LOVE IT. T^T

  • @uwujin4103
    @uwujin4103 6 лет назад +379

    "I'm breaking up with you...I think"

    • @hashbrown699
      @hashbrown699 5 лет назад +3

      kim seokjin MIN YOONGI
      JUNG HOESEOK
      PARK JIMIN
      KIM TAEHYUNG
      JEON JUNGKOOK
      BTS
      sorry you know I had to do em -finger guns-

    • @uwujin4103
      @uwujin4103 5 лет назад +1

      @@hashbrown699 omg yes army