imagine: harry smiles at you. "you remind me of my favourite song y/n" he says as he takes a piano and throws it on you. the piano killed you instantly 😍
That's literally just like a situation dodie (RUclipsr and singer-songwriter) described from her mentally abusive relationship when she was putting away dishes "wrong" and he slammed a bowl down on the counter (probably plastic)
you didn't read the one where :louis throws a grape at y/n .You throw a grape at him but u miss he laughs at you. You get mad and throw a plate and knock him unconscious. Yup this exists
I got airdropped one yesterday about you eating Mac n cheese with Niall and then Louis tells a joke that makes you laugh so hard it comes out of your nose and then Niall says don’t worry I got it and i quote “his tongue slithers into your nose to get the food” I don’t know who sent it to me either lol
3:58 fun fact , this picture was taken of Harry when he almost tripped over a puppy and felt really bad ,then proceeded to make friends with the puppy .
Steamy Mozzarella Harry was 16 when she wrote it... (edit just for context) the person I was replying to was talking about ‘After’ not sure why they deleted their comment
But like.. Why did they do this with harry lol. I mean there had to be an in the know joke/reason he killed you. Is it cause a music video part or something... I need answers! :
Jo Cr - it's because the hetero harry girls of the fandom got obsessed with the idea of harry being an abusive asshole so the cool half of the fandom made fun of them and made a meme out of it. it mostly started when that dumb ass fic "after" got announced to be published into an actual book
I used to read one direction imagines on youtube with that sad ass music in the background and one of them would die at the end.. I would sit there and cry my eyes out. Wtff was I doing
Imagine: hearing kurtis’s voice in your head one day and when you take a shower he falls out of your ear and screams “ew naked!” And then jumps into the shower drain😍
1d Imagines about... Niall: cute about love like a fanfiction Zayn: cute about love like a fanfiction Liam: cute about love like a fanfiction Louis: cute about love like a fanfiction Harry: about domestic violence and him killing the reader
You didnt include the harry styles “who do you think gave you the heart” surgery imagine and the critically acclaimed “who do you think gave you the teef”
You forgot the Harry one where it's like "Harry, where are you going?" "To find her, I'm not giving up!!" "Harry, she drowned 4 years ago.." *picture of Harry on a jet ski*
yo. wassup. In about 8th grade, I actually committed to reading an actual one direction fanfiction for about a couple of months (about 200 chapters) and it was about a girl that was abused by her parents then the one direction tour bus hit her and then the Bois saved her. Long story short... Harry ended up getting shot, the main girl had a miscarriage, and Niall had open heart surgery.
My friends and I even wrote fanfiction at some point. Apart from our self-inserts, the storyline was okay, I guess. Unfortunately it was Hungarian so we didn't reach the main audience :D
at my niall horan concert when he was answering questions during soundcheck someone walked up to the stage and handed him a paper. he thought it was another question so he unfolded it and looked confused for a minute. then he said “was i supposed to get this?” he then reads “when niall horan crawls in your ear-“ and then the crowd screamed so he didn’t complete it but basically now we know niall has seen The Ear Imagine™️
I tied my dirty blonde hair into a messy bun, putting on my black ripped jeans and oversized hoodie. I put on some mascara, but not too much. I wasn’t like the other girls. My mom was selling me. I put on my converse and opened the door. It was one direction! “Your mum sold us to afford her crack.”
Wait what the mom sells you to one direction who was also sold by your mom? Does this mean you’re related to one direction? If you’re not, can the mom sell five boys that are not her sons? WHY ARE WE SELLING CHILDREN????
I used to be really into 1D imagines when I was like 12. One that I read that has stuck in my mind ever since was when y/n and Harry were driving down a highway somewhere, and I believe it was implied that we were going to lose our V-cards to each other. Suddenly, Harry stops the car, and y/n is like 'why did you stop?' And Harry's like 'I can't wait any longer, y/n." (My eyes widened like hell at that point, because I was 12 and my innocent ass didn't know anything.) Anyway, so we pull over and start 'preparing' or some shit, and it's like the middle of the night, and just when we're about to start, we see a truck's headlights heading STRAIGHT FOR US. Everything goes white at that point, and the next line I read was that we ended up at the hospital, Harry with barely a scratch on him and y/n is in a coma or whatever. (At this point I was on the edge of my seat.) Then, Harry is informed that y/n is basically dead and below the end of the imagine, you see pictures of him on the verge of tears. That broke my little child heart, and I have not forgotten that garbage, even after 8 years. TL;DR, I once read a shitty imagine where Harry and y/n tried to have sex, got in a car crash, and then y/n FUCKING DIED. Oh, and Harry was sad.
I read this as imagine Bartholomew killing Bartholomew and rubbing his hips on Bartholomews bababab as Bartholomew climbs into Bartholomews ears to find the curtain pole in Bartholomews stomach it was great
This video had me laughing until I was sobbing uncontrollably, desperately, wishing for the sweet release of Harry just f*cking choking me to death ya know?
and the zayn heart transplant thing !! “#imagine. You and Zayn are at the hospital because you are getting a heart transplant. “I’m so nervous.” You say. ‘Dont be. You’re gonna pull through this. I know that for a fact.” You kiss him then go into operation. You come out successful and run out to tell Zayn but he’s not there. You find a little teddy bear with a card shaped like a card. “Hey babe. Sorry I couldn’t be there after your operation. But, I will always be in your heart. Forever. - Zayn” You ask one of the nurses “Wheres the boy I was with before my operation?” The nurse replies, “Didn’t they tell you who the donor was?”
imagine: you and harry are on a date. you just finished eating. you look up at harry with a sweet smile. "y/n, im still hungry.. 😳" he says. he eats your soul, consuming all the energy inside of you. harry styles is a demon. he blushes and turns away. your soul is forever trapped. 💖💘🎀
I didn't realize how much I needed him to clap dramatically during the video intro until 7:34 where the slight joining of his hands brought me mild joy
imagine: harry comes back from a long day at work. he sees you laiying on da ground, crying. "are you alright y/n" he askes through his thiccc accent. you shake your head. "no, i just found your sex tape..... with niall in your ear" he gasps and big time rushes to the phone, to call louis. "you leaked it?!" he screams you start to panic. harry runs over to you and throws you off the 5 story building you where on. (i am so fucking sorry for you havin to see what i thought of)
Imagine: Kurtis comes to your house with a chainsaw and cuts himself in half, and Danny Gonzalez comes out with Kurtis’ head and says “Your next.” *wear Kurtis’ skin*
“You don’t pin me against the wall and rub your hips against mine and…pin my hands against the wall and breathe your hot…… voice into my neck” I laughed so hard and choked on my gum😂😂
What about the one where Liam is in a fish tank and pulls a ring out of his ass to propose and then a shark eats him???? Or when harry is on the jet ski trying to find a girl that drowned two years ago?? 1D fans won’t stand for this
The real relationship goals are Kurtis and that 911 Operator.
this right here..is an underrated comment😂
Currently the likes are at 666. No one else like this. I’m sorry but it must stay this way
Sooo true lmao
Nah they just homies. Don’t you kiss your homies goodnight? 😘
Real Asian Ship Goals...
Sorry I had to put that vine.
Kurtis saying "This Harry fella" acting like he doesn't have a shirt which says STYLES on the back
Vine Kurtis was a total fangirl
yeeyee what does it say omg
and the fact that they're actually twin brothers
I know right!!! He's a fanboy . He even met his girlfriend during a meetup for 1D fans😂💞
Azul Campellone still is if we aint gonna lie he has a whole ass pop socket thats just the fine line cover.
imagine: harry smiles at you. "you remind me of my favourite song y/n" he says as he takes a piano and throws it on you. the piano killed you instantly 😍
YES I WANT THAT.
So romantic 😍🥰
wasn't this the plot of danganronpa
Yesss Leo 🥰
😍😍so romantic omg
Imagine:
Kurtis forgets to give an extra greeting, so you hire a hit man to go after him but the hit man kills you instead.
at least his fans do smart
Plot twist: the hit man is Harry styles
@@el-ij6zj Don't you mean Hairy Bandaba
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The hitman is Bret Hart
I first read this as “cringey 1 dimensional images” and was confused af
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WAIT OMG I DID TOO AND I DIDNT EVEN REALIZED THAT WASNT WHAT IT WAS UNTIL I SAW THIS COMMENT
ME TOO I WAS LIKE HUH?!?!?!?
XDXDXDXDXD
I did too.
‘Touch her heart not her body’... ohhhh that’s why he stabs a curtain pole into my chest. He loves me 🥺
damn you pfp is just- 🥵
@@Dr4gon_k1tties their pfp is kinda fine tho😳😳
🤣
Isn't that like a mortal kombat move
Like where they rip out your heart
"I've been impaled"
- Olaf
Imagine
Harry tells you to do the dishes but you don't so he smashes a bowl over your head
That's literally just like a situation dodie (RUclipsr and singer-songwriter) described from her mentally abusive relationship when she was putting away dishes "wrong" and he slammed a bowl down on the counter (probably plastic)
I feel retarded to laugh at that
@@edensylvester13
HOLY SHIT, THAT GUY FUCKING SUCKS ASS
(sucks ass as in he really bloody sucks)
Zøe same
oh my god I'm dieing of laughter
One time I read an imagine about Niall blasting himself into the sun for charity 💀💀
I am literally cry laughing at this
@@chole97 I am laughing wayy too hard at this! Lmaoo
WHAT
HAHA
Bro I’m crying laughing why 😭😭
imagine
kurtis conner crawling inside your ear. you tell him to stop but he is in there.
You then get infinite greetings
@@haichie1341 Just like the worm in Spongebob's ear
“Sorry em in ere”
arianna claire I would never tell him to stop
thamera mercado sorry em in EAR. Sorry I’ll leave
Okay but those pics of Harry crying were from a vid where he and Liam were visiting a children's hospital full of sick and dying children...
@@sweep8311 Just sayin'.
@@jamesnugent2213 that's messed up bro :'(
@@sweep8311 Ikr
wait what
Wait r u fr?
Most of these: when bae is physically abusive 😍
More like: when bae fucking kills you 😍😍
🙏🏼🤪
When bae runs you over with a car 😍🤪
When bae fucking stabs you in the throat and steals your collar bones 😍
And unhealthily possessive 😜
you didn't read the one where :louis throws a grape at y/n .You throw a grape at him but u miss he laughs at you. You get mad and throw a plate and knock him unconscious.
Yup this exists
malal 26 DUDE I REMEMBER THAT AJAJSJAJSKA
I got airdropped one yesterday about you eating Mac n cheese with Niall and then Louis tells a joke that makes you laugh so hard it comes out of your nose and then Niall says don’t worry I got it and i quote “his tongue slithers into your nose to get the food” I don’t know who sent it to me either lol
malal 26 omg there are tears forming in my eyes from laughing how can that exist?!
Ah yes I remember that one well
I just saw that a few days ago 😂
i didn't even pay attention to the rest of video after listening to the BABABA imagine. I'm crying
I sound like a dental tool
Banada
I’m actually crying real Jesus tears
Me fuking too I was crying laughing
"bababa"
3:58 fun fact , this picture was taken of Harry when he almost tripped over a puppy and felt really bad ,then proceeded to make friends with the puppy .
Imagine Harry: * abusive, a murderer *
Real Harry: “Lets call him a fibber because liar sounds a bit mean.”
Also real life harry: would never touch a flie
Steamy Mozzarella Harry was 16 when she wrote it...
(edit just for context) the person I was replying to was talking about ‘After’ not sure why they deleted their comment
Also him every second: I don’t objectify woman
Rosie Avelyn no Harry wasn’t 16 when Anna wrote after, he was 19
Cheshta Phulara Oh my mistake, still think it’s a horrible book
as a Veteran of the 1d fandom - this was so fucking good and made me miss the good ol days. please do more so i can relive the glory days
Lauren Hedrick // hey queen same
Same lmao
But like..
Why did they do this with harry lol.
I mean there had to be an in the know joke/reason he killed you. Is it cause a music video part or something... I need answers! :
Jo Cr - it's because the hetero harry girls of the fandom got obsessed with the idea of harry being an abusive asshole so the cool half of the fandom made fun of them and made a meme out of it. it mostly started when that dumb ass fic "after" got announced to be published into an actual book
same gosh
"stop, get out of my ear"
*"SORRY AM IN ERE"*
E Alex SORRY I AM IN EAR
_why is this so funny to me_
E Alex I’m still laughing my ass off
i’m wheezin
E Alex that part made me cry
Fake Harry: abusive
Real Harry: helped a fan through a panic attack when she met him
Ikr the real Harry is such a great person.
although I'm not a fan of harry styles, i can't deny that he's a decent human
i stg i’m gonna have a panic attack too if i ever meet him
@@athyzkyh yeah same
omg thats so wholesome
G I V E M E M Y B A B A B A
G R A C E B A N A N A
i laughed so hard
I cant stop laughing 😂😂😂
*strangles to death with **-your-** my bababa*
My stomach hurts from laughing so hard
bro y/n gets all the celebrity boys, she’s so lucky.
I know, they also get mentally, emotionally, and physically abused! 😍♥️😍🥰💕🤤🤤💖💕
And don't forget fictional boys too
👁️👄👁️
@@Equa11ysurl Yep! so rOmaNtiC
They also get to be killed by harry styles
Yes @finnthefailure, we all are very aware of that
Imagine:
Youre sitting on a swing that you own outside in your lawn: kurtis comes over and just stabs you. For your spleen.
my dream 😍🤤
@Julie Ostrowski smexy
Goals ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜❤️🧡💛💚💙💜❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🥺✨✨✨😍🥰🥰🥰
I just want to say... not all of us directioners want to be killed by Harry.
Speak for yourself😒
i mean im not like asking him to kill me or anything but if anyone murdered me I'd want it to be him
Exactly! I'd rather be killed by Niall
@@abbyjo308 WTF IS A CHONCE???
@@abbytobin6634 yes !!
I used to read one direction imagines on youtube with that sad ass music in the background and one of them would die at the end.. I would sit there and cry my eyes out. Wtff was I doing
Hannah M. My name is Hannah Morgan...
There can only be one
@@h.m.6024 yes.. And that spot has already been filled by me
SAME
Can relate for 100% I was so cringey😂😂
Hannah M. Same
Imagine: hearing kurtis’s voice in your head one day and when you take a shower he falls out of your ear and screams “ew naked!” And then jumps into the shower drain😍
What
😍😍😍😍😍😍🤤🤤
Twhale exactly
Yes
Couple goals
1d Imagines about...
Niall: cute about love like a fanfiction
Zayn: cute about love like a fanfiction
Liam: cute about love like a fanfiction
Louis: cute about love like a fanfiction
Harry: about domestic violence and him killing the reader
I’d thank Harry for killing me tf
Excuse me Zayn is the bully
niall ones were always the boring ones. "imagine niall helping you with your taxes 😍"
ishi don’t get that grafic on RUclips 😂😂
@@ishishis yo, I can't breathe. This made me laugh so hard.
8:23 was some real wattpad shit, and i am ✨uncomfortable✨
"Sorry, the old Taylor can't come to the phone right now"
"Why?"
"Oh, he chocked her with a bababa"
THIS OMG 😂
Omg I cantt
I’m suppressing giggles rn bc it’s late & my grandma is asleep in the room next to me, but holy shit that’s fucking funny
@Grammar Police did you watch the video?
#haylorrrr
You forgot the iconic “Niall is shooting himself into the sun for charity” one
IM SO LATE REPLYING TO THIS BUT ITS THE FUNNIEST THING IN THE WORLD
You didnt include the harry styles “who do you think gave you the heart” surgery imagine and the critically acclaimed “who do you think gave you the teef”
What about the one where he's still looking for you in the ocean after years of you being lost
I AM DYING
The teef one is ICONIC
omg that’s literally my picture 😭😂
Or the "who do you think gave you a vagina?"
as a directioner i can say for certain that 1.people still make these, and 2.literally nobody likes it when they do
i like these imagines but only ironically
Legit tho Lmao
These people giVe uS a bAD nAme AAAAAAAA
But they're satire 🤨
@@BitterJoyXx in all fairness i imagine some of them are not, people wack
And 3. WHERE IS LOUIS😭💙
You forgot the Harry one where it's like
"Harry, where are you going?"
"To find her, I'm not giving up!!"
"Harry, she drowned 4 years ago.."
*picture of Harry on a jet ski*
SKSKS THAT ONE WAS SO ICONIC
That’s fucking hilarious hahahahahahahaha
SKDJS I REALLY THOUGHT THAT WAS THE FUNNIEST SHIT WHEN I WAS LIKE 12
PYDTOMMO v
IM ACTUALLY CRYING
yo. wassup. In about 8th grade, I actually committed to reading an actual one direction fanfiction for about a couple of months (about 200 chapters) and it was about a girl that was abused by her parents then the one direction tour bus hit her and then the Bois saved her. Long story short... Harry ended up getting shot, the main girl had a miscarriage, and Niall had open heart surgery.
I read so many Larry stylinson fics and harry & y/n one shots :’ )))
Lmao
ggp321 Wth
My friends and I even wrote fanfiction at some point. Apart from our self-inserts, the storyline was okay, I guess. Unfortunately it was Hungarian so we didn't reach the main audience :D
IM CRYING
wait until he discovers wattpad
Omg😂😂😂😂😂😂
Where English is a suggestion
oh god forbid
more deeper things.
And some sick obnoxious fucks in there 💀💀💀
the way he’s talking them so seriously is sendinggggg meeeeee
where you going
@@iguanawithinternetaccess930 😂
I have literal tears in my eyes. lol
@@iguanawithinternetaccess930 canada.
The misspellings of “bandana” KILLED ME oh my god
Bababa
BabanNa?
"This bababa is mine!"
you spelled it wrong bro its bronuba
Srry didn’t mean to dislike
WHEN HE SAID “I LOVE U BYE” ON THE 911 CALL really got me good
He always does that in phone call skits, and it’s funny every time
damn Bartholomew goes through a lot
someone help the poor boye
HAHA bruh bye😂
well he just kept the name they are different stories with different people
rip @ bartholomew smh we'll forever remember you
Elberes 45 woooosh
7:27 “My girlfriend Barthlomew” the long awaited sequel of “My neighbor Totoro”.
"You have so pretty collarbones Bartholomew"
I cry-laughed about that for 5 minutes.
I’m sobbing rn it’s so fucking funny I cAnt
my collarbones genuinely started hurting because of how hard i laughed
Amber Pereira you have so pretty collarbones amber 🤪🥰😍
My parents are prolly thinking I'm crazy I'm laughing so hard rn I'm in tears
i choked every time u said Bartholomew.
Barfolomew
I say it like that? How do you pronounce it then?😭😂😂😂😂💀
At least you didn't get choked with a bababa to death
Isnt bartholomew an apostle?
Not even a minute in and I’m having a seizure over “bababa” I need to go to bed
I have Epilepsy, so I can relate.
*dont tell him about wattpad.*
I kinda want him to react to "those" Fan fictions
@@suditii you mean Smut? Fluff? Self-insert? Fanverse? Shipping? Crossover? ect?
@@nindyfarrel1322 all of em
If he learns about the candy shop were done for
i hope he doesn't find out about the cursed 6th chapter
at my niall horan concert when he was answering questions during soundcheck someone walked up to the stage and handed him a paper. he thought it was another question so he unfolded it and looked confused for a minute. then he said “was i supposed to get this?” he then reads “when niall horan crawls in your ear-“ and then the crowd screamed so he didn’t complete it but basically now we know niall has seen The Ear Imagine™️
Monica Hope I went to a Harry concert and he said that everyone was a little bit gay
I tied my dirty blonde hair into a messy bun, putting on my black ripped jeans and oversized hoodie. I put on some mascara, but not too much. I wasn’t like the other girls. My mom was selling me. I put on my converse and opened the door. It was one direction! “Your mum sold us to afford her crack.”
Oh my god 😹I remembered I read something like this when I was younger like2014 I’m still a fan of1D but the fanfics are so cringe
Wait what the mom sells you to one direction who was also sold by your mom? Does this mean you’re related to one direction? If you’re not, can the mom sell five boys that are not her sons? WHY ARE WE SELLING CHILDREN????
2012 imagines
s t w #goals
OMG YESSS
im sorry but *"bababa"* had me whEEZING
Sameeee I literally had to gasp for air when it got to the BABABA
I think you mean, W-HEE-HEE-zing
I had to replay the rest like five times because I could hear the rest lmao
I was getting up to put on a top and that made me collapse back onto my bed
That one's probably troll
I used to be really into 1D imagines when I was like 12. One that I read that has stuck in my mind ever since was when y/n and Harry were driving down a highway somewhere, and I believe it was implied that we were going to lose our V-cards to each other. Suddenly, Harry stops the car, and y/n is like 'why did you stop?' And Harry's like 'I can't wait any longer, y/n." (My eyes widened like hell at that point, because I was 12 and my innocent ass didn't know anything.) Anyway, so we pull over and start 'preparing' or some shit, and it's like the middle of the night, and just when we're about to start, we see a truck's headlights heading STRAIGHT FOR US. Everything goes white at that point, and the next line I read was that we ended up at the hospital, Harry with barely a scratch on him and y/n is in a coma or whatever. (At this point I was on the edge of my seat.) Then, Harry is informed that y/n is basically dead and below the end of the imagine, you see pictures of him on the verge of tears. That broke my little child heart, and I have not forgotten that garbage, even after 8 years.
TL;DR, I once read a shitty imagine where Harry and y/n tried to have sex, got in a car crash, and then y/n FUCKING DIED. Oh, and Harry was sad.
Never thought I would need this but, hey, thanks for whatever this was...
“you have so pretty collarbones bartholomew.”
“1 D magines”
i was laughing so hard when they spelled bandana wrong like 2629836 times
Saame😂😂😂
I was like "Bababa"? are you srs rn?
It was actually only 2629835
YES IT IS ALMOST 4AM HERE AND I WOKE UP THE ENTIRE STREET
And the Hairy instead of the Harry
imagine: kurtis being able to tell the difference between the satirical and sincere ones
It’s too cute to watch him like this tho
lmao right? i dont think a single one in here was sincere. but its hilarious regardless
y/n really needs to find a nice guy after this, they’ve been abused and murdered way too much..
they have been through it.😔👊
Poor Bartholomew
yea bartholomew is sad
i mean being murdered once is bad enough but y/n has had to be killed at least 5 times
Kurtis having to hide his Harry styles obsession for 11 minutes
Yes
@@unlacedshoe3696 hi
Bro I was looking for this comment
He used to look like him in like 2013 or 14 you can see it in his first video on this channel
axtumn And I think he totally played it up in his vine lmao
*magines*
please do another one lmao
Alicia Schreiner I watched that part about 10 times now and it's still funny 😂
yes
I read this right as that moment happened
bro laughed so hard 😂😂
Clara Harris I don’t get what is so funny?💀💀
I'm in a super weird mood and this made me consistently laugh and I think I might be dying and this is probably the last thing I'll ever see thank you
same
U dead?
same im stupid weak
same it might just be him
Alia McBride that’s me scrolling through Instagram at 4 in the morning
“You almost dying,
And the person you love,
Really fucking crying.”
―Kurt I. S. Conner, 1834
“He buys the banada”
“Can I have my bandaba?”
“This bababa”
😂I can’t breathe!😂
Mabey you should to the hospital instead of wrighting this comment-
Probably because Hairy is choking you with the banada.
@@Kyran1996 True
me too 😂😂😂
*Bananba
i loved the niall horan in your ear pic so much that my friend put it on a tshirt for me for my birthday. most iconic gift i've ever received
sleepyspacer man I love this comment but I love the profile pic even more
@@stellamaus brock + onix..... bronix
sleepyspacer that‘s even sth brock would say you‘re a genius
oh my god SMDKSSDJKS
You have a great friend 😂
not gonna lie that first one had me laughing so hard my bandaba fell off my head
Do you mean bababa?? Get your spelling right
banDABa
@@vannesaaaaa fuckhshsjhshsb
😂😂😂😂😂
When I’m sad I watch you, Danny, or drew. Always makes me feel better even if I’m just rewatching videos.
me too
times like this when i wish that i could erase my memory and watch this video again and again with the same satisfaction as the first time
I actually watched this after a couple months and it was a whole new experience
"YOU HAVE SO PRETTY COLLAR BONES BARTHOLEMEW"
Bridgette Curley ugh this made me laugh so much
same
Imagine:
Y/n killing y/n and rubbing his hips on y/n’s badandana as y/n climbs in to y/n’s ears to find the curtain pole in y/n’s stomach.
My brain cells just died reading this.
@@musfirahsalman7554 y/n
*ffffffff u c k n 0-*
You spelled bababa wrong
I read this as
imagine
Bartholomew killing Bartholomew and rubbing his hips on Bartholomews bababab as Bartholomew climbs into Bartholomews ears to find the curtain pole in Bartholomews stomach
it was great
There’s something charming about these early Kurtis videos with low-key editing that were filmed in a white void
my favourite era tbh
I wish the “who do you fink gave you the teef?”💀💀💀was in here
LMAOOO (;´༎ຶٹ༎ຶ`)
irrelevant but i’m ur 1k like heh
OMG YESS 😂😂😂
HAHAJAIAIAM YESS
NOO THATS HORRIFYING THAT PICTURE HAUNTS MY DREAMS
This video had me laughing until I was sobbing uncontrollably, desperately, wishing for the sweet release of Harry just f*cking choking me to death ya know?
Same
With a bandabana
i can't believe this was a real period in my life. it all feels like a fever dream
same
SAME
Same
l i t e r a l l y
i love how he acts like he wasn't the biggest 1d fan ever... OR STILL IS
Lmao
"You have so pretty collarbones Bartholomew"
I CACKLED
First thing I always look for in a woman, tbh
imagine: you’re on a date with harry and you trip and break your neck and harry’s crying because he’s laughing so hard
aurora isabella omg I just came 😅
Not my proudest fap
aurora isabella don’t do this to me at 4am
IWriteSinsNotEssaysOK lol
he's a mess
Kurtis saying "out" so many times had me cackling like it was just 2 mins of him being very Canadian lmaooo
Lol ouowt
im australian and i genuinely cannot detect any difference from his out and an american out
Euwt
It sounds the same like how the Americans ik say it
It's very close to the American accent but like...a little closer to "oat" bc the American accent pronounces the ou further back in the throat I think
algorithm is crazy
why why whyyyy do i keep getting these recommendations.. why now..
No fr 😭😭
algorithm go bababa
youtube just loves kurtis lmao
@@rott3n_ch3rries thats not why. a band member of one direction (liam payne)died two weeks ago
is no one gonna address the fact that there’s a movie coming out based on a Harry Styles fanfic from like 2013
Whats the name of the fanfic? Its the one yn have a miscarriage and niall have a heart surgery?
Bc i *need* the name
@@athoswolff776 After
jordan silva the movie’s called After. idk what the fic is called but i think it’s just some thing that romanticizes abuse. the usual.
@@heybuddyyouinlondon9165 the fic is also called After
What is wrong with the entertainment industry?
The harry tooth transplant is my favourite! Can't believe you missed that. A true classique
who do u fink gave u da teef
Kurtis Conner Well now you have to include it part 2 ¯\_(ツ)_/ ¯ I don't make the rules sorry
the vagina surgery one is a fucking classic as well
Love your profile pic 😂
and the zayn heart transplant thing !! “#imagine. You and Zayn are at the hospital because you are getting a heart transplant. “I’m so nervous.” You say. ‘Dont be. You’re gonna pull through this. I know that for a fact.” You kiss him then go into operation. You come out successful and run out to tell Zayn but he’s not there. You find a little teddy bear with a card shaped like a card. “Hey babe. Sorry I couldn’t be there after your operation. But, I will always be in your heart. Forever. - Zayn” You ask one of the nurses “Wheres the boy I was with before my operation?” The nurse replies, “Didn’t they tell you who the donor was?”
Brain: " is he cute or does he just have curly hair "
Me *sobbing in a corner* " I DONT KNOW"
I’m so confused is this about Queen
Skylar Jay omg i read it as brian (as in brian may) too
I was like, well brains cute AND has curly hair... im too far up this bands asses
Aiya Dot i see y'all have TASTE
Tbh I think it's the hair lol
Imagine: Niall crawls into your ear, you are confused as he makes himself at home and whispers...",COME ON BARBIE LETS GO PARTAY AH Ah AH OH"
Omgg this just made my day lmao
@@Maria-fb1sz LMAO glad it made someone happy
Aurora Madison Everything with one direction makes me happy
i could literally hear him saying it 💀💀💀
I remember this comment from 2 years ago just rediscovered it and cracked up 😂
“you have so pretty collarbones bartholomew”
i find it HIGHLY offensive that he didn't include the seminal american classic "harry she drowned four years ago"
Shannon Thomas for real we had that one FRAMED in my old high school. It truly shaped a generation
OMFG😂😂😂😂😂
i’m embarrassed that i remember this
omg wait what one is this
this youtube channel is a hidden gem I laughed OUT LOUD.
imagine: you and harry are on a date. you just finished eating. you look up at harry with a sweet smile. "y/n, im still hungry.. 😳" he says. he eats your soul, consuming all the energy inside of you. harry styles is a demon. he blushes and turns away. your soul is forever trapped. 💖💘🎀
stoooop im blushinggggg
When bae shoves a curtain pole through your chest 😍♥️🥵😤😩👅❤️👄😛☺️🥰😘😻💕💞💗💖💘💝💟☮️✨🌹😚💅💋
🐜
I'M WHEEZING 😂😂😂💀💀💀
Favorite type of penetration
😳
🦆deck goes queck
what about the iconic imagine where harry takes a bullet for you and it's just a photo of harry looking pained on stage with a mic stand
Taylor Scarver mmmm whatcha saaaaaaay
*gun shot*
Harry!!!!!
Damn, I really thought he was gonna show the “your new owners are here” one :’(
Omg true and the one where you knock Louis unconscious with grapes
Alas, that one is a wattpad fic not an imagine
Link?
Lauren Sievers im screaming this is too good
WTF?!?!!
I didn't realize how much I needed him to clap dramatically during the video intro until 7:34 where the slight joining of his hands brought me mild joy
If u ever write a book please call it "a belly full of macaroni and a sweaty forehead" I will buy all of them
Rosie Barrett umm i will
@@manman-uh9mo thankyouu👏👏
Okay. Done.
imagine
kurtis conner FCKIN KILLS YOU bc you laughed too hard at his amazing content
LYS M sis
LYS M lmao
this is the tea
Wow Xd
imagine: harry comes back from a long day at work. he sees you laiying on da ground, crying. "are you alright y/n" he askes through his thiccc accent.
you shake your head. "no, i just found your sex tape..... with niall in your ear"
he gasps and big time rushes to the phone, to call louis. "you leaked it?!" he screams
you start to panic. harry runs over to you and throws you off the 5 story building you where on.
(i am so fucking sorry for you havin to see what i thought of)
i have no purpose in life so here i am. The “big time rushes over to you” had me WEAK
Kellee Nordstrom SAME 😭😭😭😂😂
This is ART 😍
Magnificent
I CHOKED SHSHSJHS
Imagine: Kurtis comes to your house with a chainsaw and cuts himself in half, and Danny Gonzalez comes out with Kurtis’ head and says “Your next.”
*wear Kurtis’ skin*
“this is your ex girlfriend”
“okay?”
“well she is pregnant and going to a wedding”
just the way he said wedding was SO funny 😂
My Grandma starts every conversation with me with " you're a cow "
Monarelo F
Monarelo it’s a cow luke
@@chloerepetto9582 omg 5sosfam
@@chloerepetto9582 Y E S
“You don’t pin me against the wall and rub your hips against mine and…pin my hands against the wall and breathe your hot…… voice into my neck” I laughed so hard and choked on my gum😂😂
Ur Adopted “I’m breaking up with you I think” I’m crying real tears.
My cat was rubbing his face on me while Kurtis was talking about bababas and tickling me with his ears and I couldn't stop laughing
wait, i think i saw you in some other 1d videos lol
What about the one where Liam is in a fish tank and pulls a ring out of his ass to propose and then a shark eats him???? Or when harry is on the jet ski trying to find a girl that drowned two years ago?? 1D fans won’t stand for this
what the honest fuck
Imagine
You're walking alone in the woods. There's no one around and your phone is dead. Out of the corner of your eye you spot him.
*SHIA LEBOUF*
shy lebouf
SHIA SURPRISE
Aight you got me
MaddieTreviño THERES A GUN IN HIS HAND, AND DEATH IN HIS EYES
Quiet, quiet
I saw this title and thought it meant “1 dimension images”
lmao I’m so sleep deprived help
i love your pfp 👌😔
drill same
oh haha, I still thought it said that untill I read your comment😂
I thought it meant like, you know 3D and 2D games etc. I thought it was 1D like that
.
Same
.
i love your iconic self phone calls like at 5:51 where whenever you hang up you're always like "okay bye ily **kiss kiss**"
every time you say bartholomew my lifespan decreases by one year
**whispers**
It's worth it!...
*increases
i would like this comment but then i'd ruin the number
@@jeanr.rivera4583 somebody already did. It's fiiiine...
@@zwinny0408 big sad
the one about the badabanada has to be a troll, it just has to be
*Banana
BABABA
The uh entire account is?
*Hairy*
Almost all of them are, imagines were super cringe so one direction fans wrote super shit ones as a joke
Bandana❎
Banaba❎
Bandaba❎
Bababa ✅
Catch These Hands im crying😂😂
Me tooo
Ukelele Pons banada*
@@notsodeliciouscookie5902 Okay genius! We get it... You're smarter than the rest of us!
@@zanelemnguni6014 i think they were joking
*5:37*
THAT IS THE MOST WHOLESOME "911" CALL I'VE EVER SEEN AND I LOVE IT. T^T
"I'm breaking up with you...I think"
kim seokjin MIN YOONGI
JUNG HOESEOK
PARK JIMIN
KIM TAEHYUNG
JEON JUNGKOOK
BTS
sorry you know I had to do em -finger guns-
@@hashbrown699 omg yes army