"What story genre do you want, scary or romantic?" Drew: Romantic please "Okay. Here's a somewhat romantic short film. Followed by only scary stories, of course"
The funny thing is her toxicology report JUST came in confirming cyanide, the police were probably alerted and her death will be looked into so Bri def isn’t getting away with it
@@ashikjaman1940 "The perfect crime! I pretend to be her boyfriend, then I make the police think her boyfriend killed her so instead of arresting me, they arrest her boyfriend... Who is me. Shit."
The police investigate and find a long log of texts from the victim about how she believes her boyfriend is poisoning her, complete with at least circumstantial evidence (she states it happens every time Eve goes to his house, etc.).
I wonder what Drew’s wife thought when she saw his last 2 searches were “how long does it take for a blood test to come back” and “how long does it take for cyanid to kill”
i like how we're supposed to feel sympathetic for roy and jim even though they've stalked and are now taking a video of a nude person without her consent after breaking into their house
A lady my mom knew was being heavy metal poisoned by her husband, not enough to kill her, but enough to keep her sick enough to be dependent on him. It took 2 YEARS for anybody to believe her that he was the one doing it. She got accused of doing it to herself for attention. She got away, but he never faced charges.
@@husband-of-chinggis As someone who has a vagina and doesn't even identify as a woman, I am very aware of how this world treats women. Whether I want to be or not, I am forced to be a woman because of how society treats me. It may not be obvious to actual women, but it's obvious to me.
@@nomoretwitterhandles Okay? You don't gotta be superior about it. I'm a nonbinary person with a vagina, too. I'm just an optimistic person who doesn't experience much sexism. And it's just a youtube comment.
So you're telling me, her plan was to show up to a party with her "boyfriend" find the guy she actually likes and hope he hits on her. Pretty sure him hitting on a girl whose already got a boyfriend is a pretty big red flag right ther
Lol she didn’t want to date him, I think I remember that she just wanted him to be her first kiss. Also, the guy pretending to be her boyfriend is just the dude who ran into her room, who not only isn’t her boyfriend, but is only doing it as a favor in return for hiding him from his ex
My ex legitimately thought the guy who she cheated on me with would be a good boyfriend and wouldnt cheat on her and leave her, so this isn't that unrealistic lmao
It's fun to see that it's in texting format. As if Dan came to catch her spitting out the food, and then reached for his phone to confront her while standing in front of her.
this is literally what my friend did to me when she ended our friendship 😭she got upset at me, started typing really fast on her phone, and then she left the room and sent me a text
Like how he explicitly chose romance over horror and the first story he gets is a guy getting murdered by some monster after perving on her in the show, makes my heart flutter
Just a note. There have been cases of people slowly poisoning someone and they get sicker and sicker over time. People can actually handle having small amounts of cyanide in their system without dying. And one of the symptoms of small doses of cyanide is headaches. Also, if Eve went to the ER or her doctor and told them she thought she was being poisoned, they would rush her blood work and have it done in a few hours.
That's true, but if she told her doctor she thought she was being poisoned and the tests came back proving it, I feel like they'd get the police involved practically immediately
And it's not even just cyanide, there's dozens of poisons this is applicable to, most commonly heavy metal poisonings (arsenic and lead especially, though lead isn't usually like... an intentional poisoning, except on behalf of the government against every single person in impoverished communities) and a lot of poisons present in flowering plants (both intentionally and non-intentional, a lot of poisonous flowers are used in various medications, from heart medications to antidepressants). It's super common for a poison to be something that kills you slowly over time even when done intentionally, often more common than an outright one-time lethal dose, as its believed to be more discreet and less likely to be found out, though, with modern knowledge and forensic technology this often isn't really true.
I thought Jim and the girl were going to turn out to be laying a trap. Especially after it was mentioned the girl was texting someone, I figured that person would turn out to be Jim, and this entire thing was a setup to kidnap the man. Think sort of like the beginning to Psycho, where a bad person gets caught be an even worse person and horror ensues.
I like how all these stories, the characters are like texting their death. "I'm being chased help me! Oh my god she's going to kill me" "Aaaaaaahhhhhhh, I'M DYYYYYIINNN" "Phhhhh....." *Dead*
I remember when hooked was free and people could upload there own stories. Then they removed all the stories and replaced them with ones that the hooked staff created. You also had to pay to read them.
@@sapphirethesapphic did not see your comment. Very few of the stories were good enough to make me want to continue reading them. And I mean very very few. So many of them were downright cringe self-inserts.
I love how Bri acts like she's some kind of criminal mastermind when Eve's doctor has solid proof that she was being poisoned and acting like they wouldn't do an autopsy.
What I think is funny is that the girl has all the symptoms of arsenic poisoning and the delay also makes sense but then they make it cyanide for literally no reason screwing up the whole thing
I think that last story would’ve been significantly better if it happened 10 years ago in a detective story. it’s just easier to gloss over the decision to kill someone for a book she has no guarantee will see commercial success, if we start out the story with her being a renowned author. also, I can clearly imagine Poirot giving his monologue revealing the killer like “but the food, it was clean. monsieur Dan was not the one responsible for mademoiselle Eve’s mysterious illness…” “but the poison, it was not in the food, nonono, it was in the drink.” “because it was *you*, mademoiselle Bri, who poisoned your friend, so that you could publish her book under your own name!”
@@tommer9621 whys ur tone so angery jesus christ?? by the time u replied i had relaised that and deleted it, like, try refreshing b4 replying to mistakes in case they already realised??
I'm surprised Drew hasn't heard of husbands or wives slowly poisoning their beloved with antifreeze and other chemicals. Slowly over time so hardly no trace will be found. It's really not that unheard of.
A lot of rom coms and romantic movies/books glorify creepy behavior, or even sexual harassment and play it off as cute or romantic. Then girls watch them and get unhealthy ideas about relationships and romance.
@@citlaliargueta3306 No that's exactly what wattpad is, because then those girls who are into those ideas write their own stories or fanfictions that then get passed to more girls... then the cycle continues.
Speaking of false advertising, Netflix will not let you watch content if it knows you are using a VPN. I use ExpressVPN, I just tried to watch The Dark Knight from France, and it blocked
I suspect that after visiting dan's house she invites Bri over and they drink wine together? And for some reason she doesn't realize that Bri never drinks the wine
There could be multiple reasons for this, one, Bri would only poison Eve on days she went to her boyfriend house to pin the blame on him, two, she could always sneak into the house (which is very unlikely) to poison her food I suggest the first one
Much better ending to the poison story would be if Eve figured out that it was Bri but didn't say anything about it. Bri brings over the wine, and Eve poisons Bri's glass while she isn't looking.
Get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head
My girlfriend and I used to spend quality time together by having one of us read one character's part and the other reading the other's and just losing our shit at the absurdity and cringeworthiness of it all, lol.
Percaning “I NEED YOU TO LEAVE THE HOUSE NOW, YOU ARE IN DANGER” “What are you talking about mom? What’s going on? Im not moving until you tell me” READ WHAT HAPPENS NEXT ON HOOKED
Why did it take so long for me to get the correct mental image? It went from: A pilot in a Trivago commercial A 45 year old from the pilot for an ad campaign And finals pilot who works for Delta
When I saw the name Roy I started to screech then I saw Jim and I screeched loud enough to wake up my sister. Hi my name is dinner party and i am up till 5 watching the office every night
sometimes i wonder why companies sponsor anyone but the commentary channels that actually make funny ad reads for them that i don't skip over every time
KorobkAA true why would she waste her own printer ink printing out a whole book her dead friend won’t need the ink. What if she dosen’t even have a printer is she gonna go to a library and pay 15¢ per page hell no
Why does eve (poisoned girl) jump straight to the conclusion that her bf is poisoning her? Surely it's way more plausible that he just uses a cleaning product she's slightly allergic to
*gets shot by a gun*
“Ugh this stomach ache is killing me.”
LMFAO 💀
"HA liTERALLY!!"
"i guess its that time of the month again"
Attacker: *confused screaming*
👉👉
the “p-p-p-p-poisoned me” bit reminded me of that vine
“t-t-t-t-tARGETTTT”
*air horns*
Lel
Lmao
Literally everything somehow reminds me of a vine
*aggressive airhorns*
"What story genre do you want, scary or romantic?"
Drew: Romantic please
"Okay. Here's a somewhat romantic short film. Followed by only scary stories, of course"
What story genre do you want, say or romantic ? Drew: roantic? Please drew: roantic please
1000th like!!!
Taylor Anderson wtf
Romantic vs Scary?
Me: What's the difference?
The funny thing is her toxicology report JUST came in confirming cyanide, the police were probably alerted and her death will be looked into so Bri def isn’t getting away with it
She could put Cyanide in the food that the boyfriend cooked!
@@ArLnkin thats like the whole premise of the story. but like, how?
@@gemkeys2087 maybe she was the boyfriend all along
@@ashikjaman1940 "The perfect crime! I pretend to be her boyfriend, then I make the police think her boyfriend killed her so instead of arresting me, they arrest her boyfriend... Who is me. Shit."
The police investigate and find a long log of texts from the victim about how she believes her boyfriend is poisoning her, complete with at least circumstantial evidence (she states it happens every time Eve goes to his house, etc.).
I wonder what Drew’s wife thought when she saw his last 2 searches were “how long does it take for a blood test to come back” and “how long does it take for cyanid to kill”
Lmio
Limbo
No worries, she poisoned him.
Limo
@@swarajkanr AYOO
i like how we're supposed to feel sympathetic for roy and jim even though they've stalked and are now taking a video of a nude person without her consent after breaking into their house
jim and roy, like da office, the show that no one has ever heard of
tom eddy I’ve heard of the office
I haven’t watched it in a while cri
I was about to like this but.... it has 666 likes.
Darn it, somebody liked it so it’s not 711
Lol right? I’m like, “eat him girl!” You do you, gettcha self a little post workout snack!
"and me, the virgin"
if he has the biggest 'you know what' she's gonna have a bad time
yeah, that's exactly what i was thinking, like if you're a virgin you don't want to lose that virginity to the biggest dick out of anyone you know
ok virgins
@@jacksonsalyerbehr7871 yes of course. what were you expecting? holding hands before marriage?😩🤢 gross, bro.
tinglesrosyrupeeland yea and what if it don’t fit
Lube is a thing bro.
A lady my mom knew was being heavy metal poisoned by her husband, not enough to kill her, but enough to keep her sick enough to be dependent on him. It took 2 YEARS for anybody to believe her that he was the one doing it. She got accused of doing it to herself for attention. She got away, but he never faced charges.
Jeez, that's terrible. I'm always astounded by people's refusal to believe women 🤨
@@husband-of-chinggis How? People have been treating women horribly for millennia now.... is it REALLY that surprising?
@@nomoretwitterhandles You think things are changing until you hear things like this!
@@husband-of-chinggis As someone who has a vagina and doesn't even identify as a woman, I am very aware of how this world treats women. Whether I want to be or not, I am forced to be a woman because of how society treats me. It may not be obvious to actual women, but it's obvious to me.
@@nomoretwitterhandles Okay? You don't gotta be superior about it. I'm a nonbinary person with a vagina, too. I'm just an optimistic person who doesn't experience much sexism. And it's just a youtube comment.
Hooked is just a worse, 100% more expensive version of wattpad.
you arent wrong...
At least 80% of Wattpad is free.
@@Ruby-yb8kk At least webtoons is free with actually good stories lol
wattpads better lmao
LMAO I WAS LITERALLY GONNA SAY THAT
Trevor Holt is known around my school for having the largest
*Chicken Run (2001) Holiday Special DVD collection*
man I'd kill for a collection of those he really do be lucky doe
My dad bought me that movie when I was smol 😂😭
@Jessica Cutler Thanks
I love this
I think you mean *RAID SHADOW LEGENDS*
"WAT!?" by F. Scott Fitzgerald
Nerd City I don’t get it
The great WATsby
Anna Rahal - Nice, there it is :)
Jay:
Daisy?????? Your husband just shot me!!!!!!
Daisy:
WAT???
Шнеге iз уоиг соптепт блэт?
So you're telling me, her plan was to show up to a party with her "boyfriend" find the guy she actually likes and hope he hits on her. Pretty sure him hitting on a girl whose already got a boyfriend is a pretty big red flag right ther
I know, how is he a jerk for hooking up with another girl at a party when he’s single and to his knowledge, she has a boyfriend???
Nah it's not a red flag as long as that's theDick she wants
Lol she didn’t want to date him, I think I remember that she just wanted him to be her first kiss. Also, the guy pretending to be her boyfriend is just the dude who ran into her room, who not only isn’t her boyfriend, but is only doing it as a favor in return for hiding him from his ex
@WinWinWoo yeah you did but they're just telling the person who wrote this comment
My ex legitimately thought the guy who she cheated on me with would be a good boyfriend and wouldnt cheat on her and leave her, so this isn't that unrealistic lmao
”Trevor Holt has the biggest...”
*pokemon card collection*
Nice joseph profile pic
switch blades thank you!
Well, i am now gay.
Lea Rosé 😎
He be a true gamer
The girl wasn’t an alien, thats just what girls do when we realize we’re being secretly recorded
Yea, its what everyone does
can confirm
Blowing our cover, not cool man smh😞
Indeed accurate
Bruh I thought we weren’t supposed to say anything?
The hooked text msg ads are literally just "mom is that you in the driveway?"
"No"
*CLIFFHANGER*
@Emma Santos "just stay calm. board up the windows, and stay away from the front door."
@@El-de6nj "OMG Mom what's going on? "
@@Batmantherealbatman “JUST DO IT”
@@K-I-A- “Okay, going to do it now…”
@@Batmantherealbatman sorry to interrupt but celeste pfp
It's fun to see that it's in texting format. As if Dan came to catch her spitting out the food, and then reached for his phone to confront her while standing in front of her.
*Aggressively typing*
this is literally what my friend did to me when she ended our friendship 😭she got upset at me, started typing really fast on her phone, and then she left the room and sent me a text
“But I’m invested in this app”
Would you say you’re..hooked?
Oh my god
GODDAMNIT
h
h
h
Oh Jesus, have mercy
Hhhhhhhhh
"Anyway let's watch this story now."
*Ad plays*
You sneaky cheeky bastard
The fact that I got a hooked ad also makes it funnier
CHEEKI BREEKI
Same Brenda
me too i couldn't stop laughing at the fact that the same exact ad came on
I got an ad for Hooked where the first line was “Feeling thirsty, Drew?”
so anyways
Get out, furry
@@Purriah your name is an animal pun of a word that means outcast. Your name is a synonym of furry
I GOT THE EXACT SAME ONE JUST NOW
ThatLycanTomboy I got an ad on this video for the 2nd Trevor and the Virgin💀💀
booty_ hunter420 oh shiii 😶
Like how he explicitly chose romance over horror and the first story he gets is a guy getting murdered by some monster after perving on her in the show, makes my heart flutter
I'm just replying so you can see how many likes you got
@@afellowpotato Woah thank you, I didn't know
Just a note. There have been cases of people slowly poisoning someone and they get sicker and sicker over time. People can actually handle having small amounts of cyanide in their system without dying. And one of the symptoms of small doses of cyanide is headaches. Also, if Eve went to the ER or her doctor and told them she thought she was being poisoned, they would rush her blood work and have it done in a few hours.
Interesting.
That's true, but if she told her doctor she thought she was being poisoned and the tests came back proving it, I feel like they'd get the police involved practically immediately
Yeah, watched enough crime shows to know this 😅
And it's not even just cyanide, there's dozens of poisons this is applicable to, most commonly heavy metal poisonings (arsenic and lead especially, though lead isn't usually like... an intentional poisoning, except on behalf of the government against every single person in impoverished communities) and a lot of poisons present in flowering plants (both intentionally and non-intentional, a lot of poisonous flowers are used in various medications, from heart medications to antidepressants). It's super common for a poison to be something that kills you slowly over time even when done intentionally, often more common than an outright one-time lethal dose, as its believed to be more discreet and less likely to be found out, though, with modern knowledge and forensic technology this often isn't really true.
and there body becomes more tolèrent to it so it takes loads to actually kill them
Drew downloading apps I been curious to download but haven’t is probably the best thing ever
Same
I hope he downloads Choices
Zad Ras FYI I got it, you have to pay money to choose the choices that actually help you complete the story, I wouldn't bother
love the implication that if ur doctor found cyanide in your system they would just. let u go. lmao
like yeah, you're dying, but i'm busy, get out of here
That's cuz they said "HELP LET ME GO"
@@okaayushi STOP KIDNAPPING ME
@Claire Morgan HE WAS JUST A DOLPHIN SWIMMIN IN THE SEA
h u
I immediately thought that the “panty raid” story about Roy hiding in a girls closet would turn out he was in Jim’s closet.
I thought Jim and the girl were going to turn out to be laying a trap. Especially after it was mentioned the girl was texting someone, I figured that person would turn out to be Jim, and this entire thing was a setup to kidnap the man. Think sort of like the beginning to Psycho, where a bad person gets caught be an even worse person and horror ensues.
That would have been much funnier
Honesty yes
much better story tbh
And Jim would also be in the closet
I like how all these stories, the characters are like texting their death.
"I'm being chased help me! Oh my god she's going to kill me"
"Aaaaaaahhhhhhh, I'M DYYYYYIINNN"
"Phhhhh....."
*Dead*
Ikr like in the poison one they were both literally standing in the bathroom but texting each other??
@@uhhh8787 I am pretty sure they were speech bubbles, not text messages. But then it doesn't make sense with texting while she's with Dan.
Well to be fair they can’t tell the story any other way
I was the 666th like.
First name Last name
I think they were supposed to be talking, but they probably can't add audio.
Mom can I have netflix?
No we have netflix at home
Netflix at home:
dude that is like the only funny comment on this video
I felt this on a different level😂
Not funny at all
Yeah pretty much 😂
HAHA
This needs to be a series. Drew reading Hooked is what I never knew I needed.
guess you could say you’re HOOKED!
@@charlieashdown6060 hahahahaha! This just made my whole day.
HowDareYou I aim to please.
HowDareYou I VOTE HEEEELLL YESSSSSS
He’d have to pay for it, wouldn’t he?
I remember when hooked was free and people could upload there own stories. Then they removed all the stories and replaced them with ones that the hooked staff created. You also had to pay to read them.
were the fanmade stories good?
@@sapphirethesapphic No.
@@sapphirethesapphic did not see your comment. Very few of the stories were good enough to make me want to continue reading them. And I mean very very few. So many of them were downright cringe self-inserts.
@@pressxfor7219 the way I need the old hooked app now because I have wattpad for that EXACT reason
I love how Bri acts like she's some kind of criminal mastermind when Eve's doctor has solid proof that she was being poisoned and acting like they wouldn't do an autopsy.
Also the fact that the doctor found cyanide in her system, and was just like “yeah see you later”
Or... The police could read Eve's texts where Bri admits killing her to steal her book. Bri is the best killer ever !
i would pay to have him read all the hooked stories to me
Ha, 69 likes
Help im falling off a building not anymore mate
As would I
I would like your comment, but it would ruin the 420
Help im falling off a building 😒
Ok but I would definitely pay 40 dollars a year if Drew and Danny Gonzalez read the stories the same way they read that fanfic about themselves.
That would be awesome. Maybe us watching with adds would balance the cost!
Bingo. This reminded me of that
1000th like on the comment bois
KovatePrivalski97 YES
I like how they’re talking/arguing in the same room about being poisoned…through text messages
“Hi. I’m a different character.”
Brilliant writing once again.
I love that he signed up as Danny Gonzalez.
They are the same person
they are the same person
Couples who sign up together, stay together 😍🥰😍🥰😍🥰😍😘🥰👱🏻♂️🤜🏻🤛🏼👱🏼♂️
Hello fellow Lila
Lila Italian Last Name hello😂
You like to watch 10 hours of DVD screensaver?
*I knew you were a man of culture*
Caden K wow only 4 hours
Yeah don’t you.
No way! Another Koda fan in the wild? Holy crap we need to be friends ASAP dude.
Even better is DVD logo hits the corner EVERY TIME
He was waiting for it to perfectly bounced off of a corner.
They gave you the options of scary/romantic, but nowhere in there did they give you the option of a _good_ story.
I'm just replying so you can see how many likes you got
@@afellowpotato Lmao that's actually pretty useful, thanks!
“Trevor Holt has”
The biggest Harry Potter collection.
"You know what" makes this even better
I’m your 666 like. Hehehe
so do I 😭😭
trevor holt has the biggest pokemon card collection
and by trevor holt i mean _me_
I would be there
lost it when he typed in danny gonzalez as his sign up name and didn't even acknowlegde it
Eve must be related to Rasputin with the way she was immune to the cyanide
Ra Ra Rasputin, lover of the Russian queen
Then they shot him till he was dead!
IT WAS A SHAME HOW HE CARRIED OOOOONNNNNN
HISTORY REFRENCE
Miraak is it sad I know all of the lyrics to that song because of just dance🤨😬
What I think is funny is that the girl has all the symptoms of arsenic poisoning and the delay also makes sense but then they make it cyanide for literally no reason screwing up the whole thing
I'm just replying so you can see how many likes you got
Petition to make a knock off version of Hooked, but it's just Drew reading the stories.
signed
signed x200
Signed.
audible but it's just drew gooden
*proceeds to forge tens of thousands of signatures*
A video compilation of every time Drew says “WAT?!” would bring me endless joy.
A combo of wet and weed
Yes
Make it yourself
I love how he continued to say WAT even when it wasn't texts anymore and the text was "what"
@@sami_irl now Sami that’s not very nice apologize now or you’re grounded
Right when he said let’s get back to the story I was cut off with a hooked ad of Trevor and the Virgin
Lemon Island SAME
SAME
You know he's good, when he uses ad's for comedic value
RUclips vanced, or ad blocker
Lmao same
I think that last story would’ve been significantly better if it happened 10 years ago in a detective story.
it’s just easier to gloss over the decision to kill someone for a book she has no guarantee will see commercial success, if we start out the story with her being a renowned author.
also, I can clearly imagine Poirot giving his monologue revealing the killer like
“but the food, it was clean. monsieur Dan was not the one responsible for mademoiselle Eve’s mysterious illness…”
“but the poison, it was not in the food, nonono, it was in the drink.”
“because it was *you*, mademoiselle Bri, who poisoned your friend, so that you could publish her book under your own name!”
Literally plot of papel mojado lmao
i would, however, definitely pay $40/yr if all of these stories were read to me by drew in this manner
@Drew pay attention
yes tho
Yes!
@@FissionCube He literally said in the video he had to pay for it. He said that he started the trial last week and didn't cancel by accident 18:26
@@tommer9621 whys ur tone so angery jesus christ?? by the time u replied i had relaised that and deleted it, like, try refreshing b4 replying to mistakes in case they already realised??
ah, yes, the two genders: scary and romantic
Lol
Good thing I'm Bisexual
@@misterminutes4504 same. I would hate to be restricted to reading only romantic stories
@@omnical6135 now i can only watch scary stories :D
Life is pain, god is dead.
genders ?? what do genders have to do with anything ?? I think you mean genres
Roy: *is texting his friend with his phone*
Also Roy: DUDE YOU GOTTA CALL SOMEONE!!!!!!
I love how they were still texting in person. Just casually sitting next to each other, about 2 feet away, texting each other.
"I'm not sure it warrants it's own IMDB page, but that certainly didn't stop them." 😂
I love that they’re together but still texting lmao
Makena E.H. The story is in text but there speaking in real life
Silver AG So what’s the point of having it text?
Son N. -_- because they have to continue texting in the way the story is made
@@paintitpeachydontforgetthe539 That makes no sense
Its a writing style, it has an actual name but all i can remember is its originally from poetry
Ive read this story on wattpad 10202049590 times. 13-year old me ain’t impressed
eydrey Wattpad 🤤🥰
Fucking same, those were my glory days
Wattpad, ArcheiveOurOwn, and Fanfiction.net are the OG’s
Ikr 😂🥰
eydrey ?
I'm surprised Drew hasn't heard of husbands or wives slowly poisoning their beloved with antifreeze and other chemicals. Slowly over time so hardly no trace will be found. It's really not that unheard of.
Amanda makes sure he never finds out
Hooked: Horror or Romance. People: Romance. Hooked: *Gives romance stories that are basically horror
A lot of rom coms and romantic movies/books glorify creepy behavior, or even sexual harassment and play it off as cute or romantic. Then girls watch them and get unhealthy ideas about relationships and romance.
@@michac.8283 so kinda like watt pad maybe
@@citlaliargueta3306 No that's exactly what wattpad is, because then those girls who are into those ideas write their own stories or fanfictions that then get passed to more girls... then the cycle continues.
@@ahshitherewegoagain7461 right
It’s funny that they offered you the options romance or horror, when in reality, they’re a weird mesh of both but done poorly HDJCJDN
2:58 “Danny Gonzalez”. 16:51 “Disliked”.
These Subtle Things Had Me Dying ^. 🤣🤣
Lmao same!!!
Pocket I XXXXDDDDDDDDDDDD SAME THOOOOOOO
Pocket I wut duo it say
Jackman MØTH What?
Pocket I shit autocorrect, I mean what does it say
i have been waiting for someone to talk about trevor and the virgin. just from the youtube ads i have been feeling grotesquely invested
fatal gonnorhea I couldn’t take you serious with the name 😂
Fatal gonorrhea is no laughing matter
Cecily Erker too damn right
420th like 🤙🏻🤙🏻🤙🏻
The whole thing is on RUclips
I hear Trevor Holt has the biggest...
credit card debt
extended warranty
He’s a bad boy, with bad credit 😩
i knew it!!!!!!!!
He really forgot to do the math before choosing to pay $15 every month
😂😂
There is a rumor going around that Trevor Holt has the biggest
*collection of vintage holographic pokemon cards*
swoon
He's gotta be one *swood* guy
After reading this my pants are wetter than a water park
Bruh I would also like to know I’m uhhh asking for a friend
NO!!!! I DO!!!!
I would absolutely pay for the Hooked App if Drew Gooden narrated every damn story on it. Otherwise, no.
Suburban Mom Sally tru dat
Suburban Mom Sally 1k likes first
They should contact him and put him on payrole. xD
Suburban Mom Sally omg yes
Suburban Mom Sally don’t give him any ideas lol
I enjoyed how Jim and Roy’s accents gradually went from American to Norwegian back to American but more intense
Idk if that’s Norwegian but whatever
The Fantorangster it changed so much it’s hard to pin down tbh
3:00 _casually puts Danny Gonzalez_
why did i try and press the “skip ad” button at the start lmao
Not the only one man
Mimi Morant TRUE THO
samez
Me too
Same
i’m so glad i’m not the only person who got this ad every. single. video.
SAMMMMEEE
i’ve never seen this ad before lol
I've NEVER seen it
I always get it and it’s so annoying
cassidy’s edits I keep on getting it as well
i can't believe drew is now a french citizen, thank you expressVPN
Speaking of false advertising, Netflix will not let you watch content if it knows you are using a VPN. I use ExpressVPN, I just tried to watch The Dark Knight from France, and it blocked
Alex St Laurent Ummm I use ExpressVPN and Netflix works just fine for me
Drew signing up as danny gonzales is peak comedy
How is Bri sneaking cyanide in Dan’s cooking?...it’s not like she’s 3rd wheeling this couples date every time they have a dinner together
She is Dan in a disguise
Bri and Dan are lovers and plotted together. They will both buy an island with the proceeds of that masterwork book.
I suspect that after visiting dan's house she invites Bri over and they drink wine together? And for some reason she doesn't realize that Bri never drinks the wine
@@neliaferreira9983 woah :o
Almonds, a hell of a lot of them
I’d pay $250 a year if Drew read all the stories.
"wat?!"
app idea
biiiiiiiiiiiiig facts
Re
"You! Puh-puh-puh-poisoned me!"
Audible should sponsor Drew.
Me: I’m not downloading Hooked.
Hooked: I guess you’re gonna miss the panty raid.
LMFAOOOOOOO
The panty raid??
@@nexusmind3936 조심하고 너는 이해할거야.
I love this reference
UWU BRENDON UWU 궁금한데요 이거 왜 한글로 썼어요?
Why did Eve only feel sick after eating Dan's food if Bri was poisoning her???
There could be multiple reasons for this, one, Bri would only poison Eve on days she went to her boyfriend house to pin the blame on him, two, she could always sneak into the house (which is very unlikely) to poison her food I suggest the first one
they were both poisoning her
Simple, his cooking sucks
Writer forgot where that plot thread was going to lead
This video was released 30 seconds ago, but I’ll pretend I watched the whole thing.
Wow, what a great video!
ruclips.net/video/kZFk_Jc4OqI/видео.html
it's always great tho
May me u right u right
My favorite part was when he talked about the thing with the thing! So humorous!
@@steaktacobeats783 DUDE THAT SONG IS SO GOOD OMG ITS FRIKKIN AMAZE TOTALLY
That add in the beginning came on when my teacher was trying to show us a RUclips video about WWI
I guess that made history more interesting then
LMAO
oh noo 😭😭
What did everyone say?
Lmfao
if someone looks at drew’s search history ...
“how long does cyanide take to kill someone”
“how long does blood test takes to come back”
FBI OPEN UP
jamie boo probably some “Danny Gonzales and drew Gooden fan fiction” searches in there too
Imagine his wife going on his phone and find that
I’m locking my doors tonight
jamie boo that’s what I was thinking! 😂😂
Much better ending to the poison story would be if Eve figured out that it was Bri but didn't say anything about it. Bri brings over the wine, and Eve poisons Bri's glass while she isn't looking.
This is the official petition to get Drew to change his name to
Drew Longhorn
Rook Steel I thought his name was Danny Gonzalez though
Joel Thompson no it’s drewnny goodzalous
Rook Steel signed ✅
*_Trevor Holt has the biggest_*
_amount of love and respect for wamen and gorls_
“Gorls” lol
Is he Gru?
Wamen*
*GORLS*
I have the biggest amount of love and respect for your profile picture
Danny Gonzalez is gonna wonder why he’s being charged for Hooked at a ridiculously lousy price
Sharing is important in a marriage
Jsdjjshajsjs ikr
I want to like the comment but it's 669 and that's too perfect
I like how Roy hiding in a girls closet and trying to film her naked w out her knowing just makes him “kind of a pervert”.. KIND OF ??? Bruh
Danny Gonzalez is surely going to enjoy his free trial!
lmao i noticed too
I was giggling so much at that
Did I miss something?
Daliah Rutledge at 2:59 he signs up as danny
I'd pay for this app if you narrated everything.
Is the app worth it if Drew nar- Yes...
Si
Oh, me too.
YES.
@@ivelisseys7285 Ivelisse YES
Why are all of their names three letters long lol
can't count to four
Get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head
@@tunasandvich9609 13
@@tunasandvich9609 ._. Doki Doki reference?
@@thatdude._. Nah man it's just the pattern seeking brain seeing sus everywhere I go but Doki Doki Literature club is pretty fresh too
i love how it’s in a texting form i just imagine dan and the main character just standing up in the bathroom texting each other
I loved how you quickly showed you'd put in "Danny Gonzalez" for the name when signing up.
Cream Of The Crop and the super fast dislike for the Eve story
i miss your paint art in the background of your videos bring it back or ill be in contact with my lawyers
kay he needs to bring it back rn
You’ll be reviewing your legal options*
FTFY
i know the law baby
maddi m8 I only fear bts stans no one else
@BODE LAWRIE DAMN IT someone beat me to it!
Why is no one talking about how Trevor Holt looks like he's 50 years old
Yeah lmao
He looks like he’s 5-10 years older than her
@@althepal234 right?!
Stars Gacha yes
I actually laughed when I read that he was supposed to be 21
@@anistyme uncle
I would pay $4.99 a week for Drew to do dramatic readings of these stories.
"dry skin all over the floor" "doesn't even look like a girl anymore" "disgusting!"
don't worry dude it's just me with my eczema
- celumbral tea haha eczema. That’s haha me too thanks
“her body’s repulsive” just me and my aveeno
Omg this comment is amazing 😂
Same
*slathers own body with a thick coat of aveeno and aquaphor* mmm you like that?
My girlfriend and I used to spend quality time together by having one of us read one character's part and the other reading the other's and just losing our shit at the absurdity and cringeworthiness of it all, lol.
I am so sorry for both of you.
@@joshuasgameplays9850 Feeling lonely?
i would love to do this with someone LOL
relationship goals
My boyfriend and I have been running out of date ideas so this is perfect lol
I give this app a broken marriage out of 10.
*cough HoJared and Pewds cough*
😂
Only 9 year olds will understand
nojared
aged like fine milk
now im scared that there’s someone in my closet watching me peel my skin :[
I fr just pressed the skip arrow when he was showing the ad
me too lmao
☠️☠️
Lol me to
Big Boy me too lmao
It didn't even fucking register I hate that
Is it just me or most of the ads are like
*YOU NEED TO GET OUT OF THERE! YOU'RE IN SERIOUS DANGER!*
Everytime
@sweet pineapple ?
Ikr
And the daughter is all like, “no, I need to find out what’s happening.”
Percaning “I NEED YOU TO LEAVE THE HOUSE NOW, YOU ARE IN DANGER”
“What are you talking about mom? What’s going on? Im not moving until you tell me”
READ WHAT HAPPENS NEXT ON HOOKED
Legend has it
He still hasn’t cancelled the subscription
😂😢 F
You reading "Panty Raid" sounding like a 2yr old just made my day! 😆😂🤣
Trevor looks like a 45 year old retired commercial pilot
Why did it take so long for me to get the correct mental image?
It went from:
A pilot in a Trivago commercial
A 45 year old from the pilot for an ad campaign
And finals pilot who works for Delta
Solomon Rivers 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I don't like how accurate this is
What kinda rich ass 45 year old is retired
As a flight attendant this is weirdly spot on....
“Is the girl’s name Pam by any chance?”
THAT KILLED ME I AM SO GLAD HE NOTICED
Is that thing of Jim, Roy and Pam a reference to some show or movie? Or what?
@@leandropeixotodemelo7610 i think it's a reference to the show 'the office' but i've never watched it, so i can't be sure
Butter Confidential Yeah it’s from the American version of the Office
When I saw the name Roy I started to screech then I saw Jim and I screeched loud enough to wake up my sister. Hi my name is dinner party and i am up till 5 watching the office every night
Leandro Peixoto de Melo it a reference to The Office
Bri: _constantly doses her food with cyanide_
Eve: aw man I have a headache
Bri: am I a joke to you?
@Tuho I think she would notice if she had apple seeds or peach seeds in her food
i kinda feel bad for bri
like eve was invincible for a while
bri must’ve been breaking sweats buying every cyanide she can to kill eve
HarriWasHere Not if it was ground up into a dust.
Trevor be lookin like someone’s first attempt at drawing a fictional celebrity turned in to a corndog bread
Drew's sponsored skits are so good that I would watch his content even if it was just ads. There could be, like, a Sponsor Cinematic Universe
Every company should just ask Drew to make their ads.
@@siegwardinspirit "Gooden Enterprises: We Advertise so Literally Nobody Else Has To"
The Advengers
sometimes i wonder why companies sponsor anyone but the commentary channels that actually make funny ad reads for them that i don't skip over every time
kayizcray
Right??
Okay but why did she print the book? She could've just like... taken the file.........
bet she did it for the extra scare factor,, printers unexpectedly starting up is the scariest shit ever man
@@carolinepark even when i print something i get scared of the noise
She’s gonna need to print it anyways
KorobkAA true why would she waste her own printer ink printing out a whole book her dead friend won’t need the ink. What if she dosen’t even have a printer is she gonna go to a library and pay 15¢ per page hell no
D&D must have written this Hooked clip
Why does eve (poisoned girl) jump straight to the conclusion that her bf is poisoning her? Surely it's way more plausible that he just uses a cleaning product she's slightly allergic to