The Dark Side of BRIGHT SIDE

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  • Опубликовано: 2 янв 2025

Комментарии • 16 тыс.

  • @fongus6420
    @fongus6420 5 лет назад +4815

    Guy: " *he committed a suicide jumping off the train.* "
    Music: (happy stock music)

    • @stanstanstan2597
      @stanstanstan2597 4 года назад +84

      MAYBE HE WAS HAPPY FOR A REASON

    • @louloudaki_
      @louloudaki_ 4 года назад +23

      Ben TZK///Ben The Zombie Killer that’s just like my constant internal state😂

    • @dbz5930
      @dbz5930 4 года назад +13

      LOL I know right this cracked me up

    • @toasterbread507
      @toasterbread507 4 года назад +6

      Big oof

    • @arandomseal4793
      @arandomseal4793 4 года назад +5

      He’ll be happy forever once he dies.......

  • @sophieschroer42
    @sophieschroer42 4 года назад +7434

    If I guy texted me “I only go on dates after midnight” I’d think he was a murderer

    • @annulizbeth
      @annulizbeth 4 года назад +337

      I would too If someone ,without any context told me that .
      I would just presume that the person in question is reincarnated Ted Bundy.

    • @insertnamehere1983
      @insertnamehere1983 4 года назад +147

      But in reality, they’re just being cheap

    • @Blue-bg1nb
      @Blue-bg1nb 4 года назад +194

      P.S. Come alone...

    • @mergieismoronic
      @mergieismoronic 4 года назад +114

      +Sophie Schroer
      we always stay near the river so the police don’t find us

    • @aussiedabirb8383
      @aussiedabirb8383 4 года назад +52

      @@mergieismoronic and it's easier to get rid of the body

  • @qk7x
    @qk7x 4 года назад +3206

    "why does she sound like shes yelling, with her inside voice?"
    I don't know why it's so true but it is.

    • @vocaloidteto
      @vocaloidteto 4 года назад +10

      Omg, yea

    • @Generic_emo_username
      @Generic_emo_username 4 года назад +19

      Thanks, I hate it!

    • @AndyHappyGuy
      @AndyHappyGuy 4 года назад +36

      BRIGHT SIDE isn't awful, *they are downright evil.* BRIGHT SIDE has posted a few videos related to the Titanic disaster, specifically "Titanic Survivor Claims an Iceberg Didn't Destroy the Ship" and "The Truth About the Titanic Has Been Revealed". A team of historians and experts at the RUclips channel Titanic: Honor And Glory debunked BRIGHT SIDE's video. They consist of historians and experts, some who have worked for the 1997 film "Titanic". They debunked BRIGHT SIDE's theories and concluded that BRIGHT SIDE deliberately decided to spread the misinformation for views. At the end of its debunking video, Titanic: Honor And Glory also warns its viewers to check their sources, especially when researching facts about the Titanic. In their opinion, spreading fake news about the disaster disrespects the 1500 souls who lost their lives that night. BRIGHT SIDE is literally milking a disaster for views.

    • @qk7x
      @qk7x 4 года назад +13

      @@AndyHappyGuy I did not know that. Thank you for bringing that to my attention.

    • @AndyHappyGuy
      @AndyHappyGuy 4 года назад +1

      @Ya uedu zhit’ v London Watch my latest video to learn more about my point. Bright side needs to be stopped!

  • @FlapJackSyrup
    @FlapJackSyrup 4 года назад +5383

    "we look at the bright side of life😊"
    "H E S H O T H I M S E L F I N - B E T W E E N T H E E Y E S"

    • @existenceispain_geekthesiren
      @existenceispain_geekthesiren 3 года назад +229

      My teacher plays these riddle videos, and my class all got it in like three seconds. The question was ‘how is he still alive’ because *bright side of life* and the answer is ‘he shot the mirror’.

    • @you_tubeslonelyheartsclubband
      @you_tubeslonelyheartsclubband 3 года назад +22

      @@existenceispain_geekthesiren Kill me

    • @THEMCCLUB
      @THEMCCLUB 3 года назад +13

      @@you_tubeslonelyheartsclubband same

    • @cereal4059
      @cereal4059 3 года назад +5

      @@THEMCCLUB same

    • @Badwithnames69
      @Badwithnames69 3 года назад +2

      Lol

  • @Ikusei.
    @Ikusei. 4 года назад +4206

    The milk and water riddle contradicts itself, because they say "Keep the two liquids apart" freezing one of the turns it into a solid, therefore you're separating a solid and a liquid

    • @witheredbonnie9268
      @witheredbonnie9268 4 года назад +73

      Yeah.

    • @allicat9499
      @allicat9499 3 года назад +34

      Yeah.

    • @purplecowsparkles
      @purplecowsparkles 3 года назад +35

      Yeah.

    • @Bunpril
      @Bunpril 3 года назад +42

      Well tbf the separation happens before the other half turns into a solid so at the time youre just separating liquids

    • @happy80thgertrude25
      @happy80thgertrude25 3 года назад +156

      I thought it was one of those stupid trick riddles where they would say “Just gEt AnoTheR BOwL!!!!!!!’”

  • @GreenToMe2000
    @GreenToMe2000 5 лет назад +6343

    “If You Leave Your Tomatoes in the Rain, Call the Police Immediately!”

    • @dr.chopper3804
      @dr.chopper3804 5 лет назад +16

      XD

    • @giraffegirl3858
      @giraffegirl3858 5 лет назад +65

      Memes And Music if you go outside during a tornado, you might die 😮
      Top ten things you probably don’t know
      (I did that mistake on purpose it’s supposed to be didn’t not don’t)

    • @fireeagle5525
      @fireeagle5525 5 лет назад +53

      BECAUSE THE POLICE NEED FOOD AND ARE HUNGRY AND THE TOMATOES MUST BE DRIED OR THEY'LL... idk.. turn into tomato juice..? AND I DON'T LIKE TOMATO JUICE

    • @thatcookingdude
      @thatcookingdude 5 лет назад +5

      Memes And Music 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @god1613
      @god1613 5 лет назад +6

      Your pfp scares me

  • @truehockeyfan1179
    @truehockeyfan1179 5 лет назад +4430

    If a “kid friendly riddle” talks about suicide call the police

    • @reply4732
      @reply4732 5 лет назад +38

      Dang it I can't do that then

    • @TheBonkleFox
      @TheBonkleFox 5 лет назад +5

      I love it.

    • @autisticgaming2004
      @autisticgaming2004 5 лет назад +8

      @@welshieranger4697 not true... its only SOME of the time not all of the time, I have experience.

    • @coilsfrom
      @coilsfrom 5 лет назад +2

      Commenters: But... You do it all the time!

    • @fiercecheese1003
      @fiercecheese1003 4 года назад

      @@welshieranger4697 your trolling

  • @abdulsaleemah6071
    @abdulsaleemah6071 4 года назад +820

    If you found a police in the police station
    Call the police immediately

    • @cosamallender3276
      @cosamallender3276 3 года назад +82

      "*epic guitar riff*. If you see a police in a police station, RUN AND CALL THE POLICE! This is because the one police is probably lonely and wants his friends, so help him out! Anyway thank you for watching brightside, the bright side of life.:

    • @Tw0Dots
      @Tw0Dots 3 года назад +4

      yes, because that person is the entire police force

    • @Evovila
      @Evovila 3 года назад +4

      @@Tw0Dots woosh

    • @GayNStuff
      @GayNStuff 5 месяцев назад

      if you see a lone police man anywhere, call the police because 7 second riddles sayd so. 🤯

    • @dr.doofenshmertz
      @dr.doofenshmertz 4 месяца назад +1

      ​@@cosamallender3276 good ending

  • @SnazzleTuft
    @SnazzleTuft 5 лет назад +8162

    "Hear the rain? It's kind of romantic."
    *"NO."*
    "What's wrong, babe?"
    *"MY T O M A T O S."*

  • @emilyminassian9
    @emilyminassian9 4 года назад +893

    Bright side riddles aren’t even riddles. They’re just “ironic” stories.

    • @lonnie1647
      @lonnie1647 4 года назад

      @Ya uedu zhit’ v London send me the link to the japanese one if you can plz i wanna hear japanese bright side

    • @tobinfromfireemblem9742
      @tobinfromfireemblem9742 3 года назад +12

      @Ya uedu zhit’ v London I wouldn't call them geniuses, just dumbasses that managed to strike gold.

    • @yuuhemi
      @yuuhemi 3 года назад +13

      Bruh 5 minute riddles are basically: someone is rich, rich got killed, there are three suspects, obvious answer, "only 99% can solve this"

    • @АнжелаСтоилова
      @АнжелаСтоилова 3 года назад

      like
      TRUE

    • @АнжелаСтоилова
      @АнжелаСтоилова 3 года назад +1

      @@tobinfromfireemblem9742 they are like:dumbass 100

  • @daartnerd9411
    @daartnerd9411 5 лет назад +2830

    -NO!
    -What's up babe?
    -MY TOMATOS!!
    Idk why I find this so funny

  • @ItsMemeHere
    @ItsMemeHere 4 года назад +867

    "do you hear the rain? it's kinda romantic... right baby?"
    *NOH*

  • @Howdidyouknow04
    @Howdidyouknow04 5 лет назад +5330

    I have OCD(I’m actually diagnosed) and some of bright side’s fear tactics seem like something that could trigger a OCD worry. This can cause terrible anxiety and torture our minds. If I see a thumbnail that uses a fear mongering tactic to draw in their viewers it could set off a worry that can last for months and I would have to work with my therapist for a long time if it becomes one of my main obsessions. Clickbait titles from other channels can be triggering and make you worry about a thought you had a break from for a while. Before I was diagnosed with OCD ( and Autism) I had the same worry for around 3 years. It was terrible. I have more right now, but my thoughts were especially bad today. Also, as I stated I have autism. I saw you were on the neurodiversity board at Vidcon, because you have ADHD. I think that’s cool. Obviously channels can’t take into account every persons possible worries or issues, but I feel like clickbait titles and thumbnails can be scary for anyone, not just those with OCD. Also there’re different types of OCD. The thumbnails are meant to cause fear for anyone, it is just possible for it to resonate in individuals with OCD more. It is more likely for worry to start from only seeing the thumbnail. I haven had worries happen from this channel, but me and my friend with autism and OCD both try to stay away from clickbait, especially from animated story channels. One of the titles of a animated story you put in a thumbnail didn’t set me off. I watched the video and you explained it, making me feel a little more comfortable. I shared your channel with the friend I just mentioned and she is going to look into you content. Also, I warned her about the thumbnail of one of you videos. I just told her if you watch the video you might feel less stressed. I obviously don’t think people should change their content because of a viewers issues, this is just a problem I have with clickbait. I also know that the thumbnail of the video you made about animated story channels I was talking about is not clickbait. I don’t have any negative opinions on your channel, but that doesn’t really matter. Thanks for being the amazing RUclipsr you are.
    By the way I edited this because I had some grammar mistakes. I think I got them all. Sorry if I didn’t. My friend I showed the channel to loves his content.
    I also realized that the thumbnail I was thinking of was from a different video.
    I don’t know why I wrote this like a letter (in the sense that it sounds like it is directly to Jarvis). All well, to late now.

    • @greg3589
      @greg3589 5 лет назад +387

      Hello, I would just like to say that your comment needs way more likes and that I hope you have a wonderful life. :)

    • @EJNSAA
      @EJNSAA 4 года назад +366

      Your comment was very well explained and although I can't relate completely I do understand where you're coming from. It has been 2 months since you posted this and I imagine in our current times you might be feeling more stress, so I felt moved to comment and say everything will be okay. You are a strong person who's worked through a lot of thoughts and emotions and you understand yourself better than many already. But I just wanted to send you positivity and reassurance.

    • @reillymarie813
      @reillymarie813 4 года назад +35

      Umm sorry if it’s mean but, did you explain that in like 20 sentences in one paragraph? Sorry idk y it bothered me. Plz don’t hate me!

    • @yaeliswin
      @yaeliswin 4 года назад +9

      ?

    • @inactiveaccount6884
      @inactiveaccount6884 4 года назад +143

      Woah, holy shit! I can't manage to understand how crap channels like these get all the RUclips cash but channels with original and entertaining content don't.

  • @CoolingTool
    @CoolingTool 6 лет назад +382

    If you see a Bright Side video in your recommendation, run and call the police IMMEDIATELY

  • @insomi0
    @insomi0 6 лет назад +4343

    If you drink water
    Call the Police immediately

  • @slushiie9674
    @slushiie9674 4 года назад +341

    topic: *literally the most horrible event in the universe's history*
    music: ✨💃🎶✨

  • @_Skeleton.Party_
    @_Skeleton.Party_ 4 года назад +3209

    "no one has a printer anymore."
    *Covers my printer with a sheet*
    Yeah....no one- *nervous laughter*

    • @RoseKeely
      @RoseKeely 4 года назад +31

      Same.

    • @bottomode7366
      @bottomode7366 4 года назад +62

      Well, uhh.. I _don't_ need to worry as I _don't_ have a printer... _Totally.._

    • @XieLiansHat
      @XieLiansHat 4 года назад +34

      Wtf is a printer

    • @sidoniegabrielle269
      @sidoniegabrielle269 4 года назад +88

      i pictured this as the printer just being covered with a sheet of 8.5 x 11 and not being adequately hidden at all

    • @XieLiansHat
      @XieLiansHat 4 года назад +7

      @@sidoniegabrielle269 lmao

  • @rubyy.7374
    @rubyy.7374 4 года назад +403

    Bright Side sounds like fourth grade me using a thesaurus on every other word to make my essays sound more sophisticated.

  • @jyjori
    @jyjori 4 года назад +305

    Q: How do you mix oil and water together?
    *A: it’s actually really simple! Just sell your soul the The Devil in exchange for god powers. Then , use them to summon a cursed spoon to mix them!*

    • @ponfi_8609
      @ponfi_8609 3 года назад +11

      it's better when you don't click read more so it just cuts off, I have decided that I will never see the rest of this comment

    • @AverageUsernames
      @AverageUsernames 3 года назад +1

      Trollge

  • @eddykidplayzyt
    @eddykidplayzyt 4 года назад +1025

    Bob wanted to go to the store to buy cupcakes,
    But he’s short on money
    *HØW MÄŃŸ ŠÔÜŁŚ DŌĒŠ HĘ ŃÊĖD?*

    • @schnuffelschnuffel141
      @schnuffelschnuffel141 3 года назад +36

      bob sounds like the guy i met in the backrooms

    • @Confused_Artist5150
      @Confused_Artist5150 3 года назад +17

      1,0005 for each box of 6.

    • @scooterterrian7065
      @scooterterrian7065 3 года назад +33

      The answer is, Bob needed a school full of children's souls. He is the one who started the genocide at the school.

    • @JamesonMcLeod
      @JamesonMcLeod 3 года назад +11

      1 a soul is worth a golden fiddle so he can get a lot of cupcakes with only one

    • @Sonicmademegay
      @Sonicmademegay 3 года назад +3

      24 souls

  • @marshmellow6072
    @marshmellow6072 5 лет назад +491

    If you see a X on your test sheet.
    Run away immediately, you may be in danger of getting a bad grade.

  • @NbaLive4ever
    @NbaLive4ever 5 лет назад +2030

    “He’s coming out of his cage and he’s doing just fine” 😂 got me to lol for real hahha

    • @GreeneGamer
      @GreeneGamer 4 года назад +3

      Same

    • @thunderwolf5532
      @thunderwolf5532 4 года назад +37

      Lmao cause it's BRIGHT SIDE and Mr bright side 😂

    • @mercymclaughlin5625
      @mercymclaughlin5625 4 года назад +11

      theresa yokeley 20:36

    • @FelipeASaito
      @FelipeASaito 4 года назад +37

      So, brightside started out with a kiss. How did it end up like this?

    • @josiah8533
      @josiah8533 4 года назад +11

      Felipe A. Saito it was only a kiss

  • @amiracaffey4342
    @amiracaffey4342 5 лет назад +1180

    Girl Jarvis- You hear the rain? It's kinda romantic right?
    Jarvis- No
    Girl Jarvis- What's wrong baby?
    Jarvis- mY tOmAtOeS

    • @thatspookyone
      @thatspookyone 5 лет назад +31

      That was probably my favorite part of the video

    • @Happy_Teddy24
      @Happy_Teddy24 5 лет назад +14

      You can read and type! Congratulations!

    • @Jasminekuwonu
      @Jasminekuwonu 5 лет назад +9

      @@Happy_Teddy24 😐💀

    • @sail4170
      @sail4170 5 лет назад +2

      I lost it

    • @alexreimert
      @alexreimert 5 лет назад +1

      Amira Caffey that killed me

  • @sherifflasso
    @sherifflasso 3 года назад +1058

    14:57 They decide that violence is not the answer and red shirt guy (who seems to be the cynical, sarcastic type) grabs hold of yellow shirt (who looks more like a chaotic and outgoing person) and carefully pulls him off the board. They forge an unlikely friendship and end up doing everything together. Yellow shirt (who I’ll call Tony) develops romantic feelings for Brandon (red shirt) and asks him out. Brandon is taken aback but decides to be open minded about the whole thing, as long as they can take it slowly. Tony agrees and is sure not to push Brandon to do anything that would make him uncomfortable, although he would occasionally give him a flirty look every now and again just to tease him, and Brandon would have a gay crisis.
    After a couple years of dating, Tony proposes to Brandon. Brandon is shocked but happily agrees. They have a beautiful wedding that’s full of love and support from their friends and family.
    A little bit after the wedding, Brandon and Tony decide to adopt a kid and start a family. They immediately fall in love with a baby girl named Danielle, or Dani for short. It takes them both a while to adjust to being parents, but Dani turns out to be a very bright girl with a ton of imagination and a bit of an attitude. When Dani is four years old, they adopt a baby boy called Donovan. Dani is a little iffy towards her new baby brother at first, but she eventually grows to like him. Donny and Dani had a pretty close relationship, even into late teenhood. After graduating college with flying colors, they decided to start their own company, which ends up becoming wildly successful. They become millionaires and make enough money to help their parents retire early.
    -Yes, I do have a test that I’m supposed to be studying for in about 45 minutes...-

    • @innitheotaku3883
      @innitheotaku3883 3 года назад +139

      This comment is so underrated wtf also I want a fanfiction of this exact story

    • @zi2736
      @zi2736 3 года назад +93

      what in the wattpad

    • @gsus485
      @gsus485 3 года назад +133

      But sadly, one fateful evening during a thunderstorm, Brandon forgets about the tomatoes ; Tony immediately forgives him but Brandon can't live with himself like that so he leaves to Tibet and becomes a Buddhist monk. Tony remarries after a few years to a guy named Mike, and they pass their final years together. Brandon finds his inner eye, and decides to teach others the ways of buddhism, becoming the next Dalai Lama.

    • @MissMarigold
      @MissMarigold 3 года назад +36

      Romeo and Juilet? I hardly know her

    • @crackheadradar7803
      @crackheadradar7803 3 года назад +7

      Wtf is this 😂

  • @jkli0_597
    @jkli0_597 5 лет назад +523

    Here's riddle:
    A man died while trying to commit suicide! How?

    • @derekellis4170
      @derekellis4170 5 лет назад +83

      Bubble Bass snuck into his house and butchered him with a pickle

    • @Naturalbeautytoo
      @Naturalbeautytoo 4 года назад +26

      @@derekellis4170 OMG Your right!

    • @ryan-ln2hx
      @ryan-ln2hx 4 года назад +14

      The ice duh

    • @beepatpen
      @beepatpen 4 года назад +45

      He ate a doormat cookie

    • @extrapathos
      @extrapathos 4 года назад +38

      Whatever that is on your profile killed him first

  • @hannaaa232
    @hannaaa232 5 лет назад +1860

    bright side: the channel where we always look at the bright side of things!
    also bright side: *WHO KILLED THE MATH TEACHER?*

    • @12345starbucks
      @12345starbucks 5 лет назад +52

      also brightside... tells a hopefull story of an old man getting an eye surgery to see... BOOM "THE OLD MAN COMMITED SUICIDE"
      ha ha ha... look at the BRIGHTSIDE

    • @Silly_Panini
      @Silly_Panini 5 лет назад +11

      S T O N K S

    • @itwillbeindaysthinkaboutthat
      @itwillbeindaysthinkaboutthat 5 лет назад +4

      @@Silly_Panini S T O N K S

    • @mr.coffee5220
      @mr.coffee5220 5 лет назад +16

      *pumped up kicks faintly gets louder*

    • @yeminine348
      @yeminine348 5 лет назад +3

      WHO'S THE MURDERER NUMBER 90.56 WILL SURPRISE YOU CALL THE POLICE IMMEDIATELY

  • @bellegriffiths5866
    @bellegriffiths5866 5 лет назад +111

    I left this video half way through because I had to do something ages ago. And I couldn't remember what happened it started from where I was, first thing I hear is 'what's wrong baby'
    'MY TOMATOES'

  • @aftonstan5494
    @aftonstan5494 3 года назад +314

    I remember crying because one of their videos said PINK FEET were a sign of illness. my parents thought I was watching a fucking creepy pasta. also they straight up LIE on their survival vids- saying you should climb up a tree to escape from bears.

    • @thequeenofcringe1585
      @thequeenofcringe1585 2 года назад +32

      Yeah, just watch Steve Irwin if you want to learn actual survival skills.

    • @Mort-ko7lj
      @Mort-ko7lj 2 года назад +5

      @@thequeenofcringe1585 aah Steve Irwin, famously good at…. surviving?

    • @thequeenofcringe1585
      @thequeenofcringe1585 2 года назад +21

      @@Mort-ko7lj yes.

    • @lucidstarx3456
      @lucidstarx3456 2 года назад +12

      *Blue waffle syndrome flashbacks*

    • @robloxplays4322
      @robloxplays4322 2 года назад +2

      What kind of bears?

  • @chatkoora1
    @chatkoora1 6 лет назад +4572

    Is Jarvis Johnson turning into the polite content cop ?

  • @frankm2616
    @frankm2616 6 лет назад +367

    If you see a channel called Bright Side, call the cops immediately

  • @shannonbassett7521
    @shannonbassett7521 5 лет назад +323

    She looked into his eyes with a hint of compassion. The scene was perfect. The full moon had peaked and was now accompanied by a slight drizzle . She leaned closer to him, almost tasting his lips.
    " NO MY TOMATOES" , the man cried.
    The girl leaned back, shocked. She backed up as the slight drizzle turned into a heavy rain.
    " My tomatoes" the man said again in a less frantic voice as he ran off into the distance, leaving his lover behind.
    " No Babe, wait" ,his lover shouted
    He continued to run off into the distance, and his only reply, " MY TOMATOES."

  • @freakoutboy1492
    @freakoutboy1492 3 года назад +186

    Her: “Want to snuggle?”
    Me: “No!”
    Her: “Why?”
    Me: “My tomatoooooeeeessss!!!!!”

  • @meganthememe130
    @meganthememe130 5 лет назад +764

    "Mr. Brightside himself
    He's coming out of his cage
    And he's doing just fine"
    Legendary line.

    • @vlogginggabes3864
      @vlogginggabes3864 5 лет назад +5

      I noticed that lol...
      I never...

    • @miuupmio4044
      @miuupmio4044 5 лет назад +11

      Was scrolling through the comment to find someone who got the reference😂

    • @coconutflour9868
      @coconutflour9868 5 лет назад +3

      I'm mad at myself for not realizing the reference earlier 😂

    • @deanlim1690
      @deanlim1690 5 лет назад +1

      And he's been doing just fine, he also wants it all

    • @vincent111
      @vincent111 5 лет назад +1

      HEHE

  • @prodon_gaming
    @prodon_gaming 5 лет назад +439

    The pauses were so long that i started playing dark souls and even finished the game and yet the pause was still going on

    • @scoutthefurr
      @scoutthefurr 5 лет назад +3

      LOL

    • @chaoskiller6084
      @chaoskiller6084 5 лет назад +3

      Well must've taken like 5 riddles to get yourself a BKH lol. The drop rate sucks

    • @heresakittehyt3474
      @heresakittehyt3474 5 лет назад +1

      Chaoskiller IRAQ Guaranteed black knight halberd in darkroot basin

    • @chaoskiller6084
      @chaoskiller6084 5 лет назад +1

      @@heresakittehyt3474 Nope. The BKH has about a 20% drop rate at about 3 humanity. Though it doesn't take too long to restart the game and try again.

    • @f4fphantomii468
      @f4fphantomii468 5 лет назад +1

      I speedran all Mario games man in that time!

  • @adahyeetenheimer2611
    @adahyeetenheimer2611 5 лет назад +8362

    I can guess your age!!
    Take your age, multiply it by one...
    That's your age!!!

    • @neilio05
      @neilio05 5 лет назад +936

      Adah Yeetenheimer this didn’t work! I got 19 and I’m only 9!!!

    • @adahyeetenheimer2611
      @adahyeetenheimer2611 5 лет назад +706

      @@neilio05 what?? I thought this was foolproof! Dang it!!

    • @woofyou1186
      @woofyou1186 5 лет назад +225

      Someone’s gonna add it, I swear

    • @albertgrunnion2228
      @albertgrunnion2228 5 лет назад +215

      woah!!! it worked !!!!! :O :O :O

    • @Dewman-bb5fv
      @Dewman-bb5fv 5 лет назад +478

      I got 69 but I’m only 420!

  • @thejourneyofmoz8832
    @thejourneyofmoz8832 2 года назад +262

    This is incredible, watching this after 4 years is really nostalgic. Jarvis Johnson was and still is my go-to content creator 🌟

  • @octo1622
    @octo1622 5 лет назад +797

    Bright side: *dark topics*
    Dark side?: *bright topics*
    Seija: *_TURN IT ALL AROUND, TURN IT ALL AROUND-_*

    • @hackerbagel
      @hackerbagel 5 лет назад +9

      sagume would like to know your location

    • @octo1622
      @octo1622 5 лет назад +6

      Oh shit time to run- *n y o o m*

    • @baldkiwi444
      @baldkiwi444 5 лет назад +6

      who's seija

    • @hackerbagel
      @hackerbagel 5 лет назад +7

      @@baldkiwi444 a touhou character know for fliping

    • @beepboopily6285
      @beepboopily6285 5 лет назад +1

      Carmen Bernardo Meme Owxus
      also generally lives through calendars full of opposite days.

  • @speckly
    @speckly 5 лет назад +771

    If you breathed oxygen, SCREAM FOR HELP IMMEDIATELY

    • @commandos7162
      @commandos7162 5 лет назад +6

      LOL

    • @birdsnestisstupid
      @birdsnestisstupid 5 лет назад +10

      I just imagined someone going to their car, and as they were taking their key out, they went, *inahle* EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    • @lele.7908
      @lele.7908 5 лет назад +2

      cause lord knows you couldn’t scream before!

    • @ShamimKhan-gj8ug
      @ShamimKhan-gj8ug 5 лет назад +1

      HELPPPPPPPPPP

    • @mr.coffee5220
      @mr.coffee5220 5 лет назад +3

      Well I’m dead, so I can’t.

  • @abrady0
    @abrady0 4 года назад +2822

    I HATE bright side riddles. When I was eleven I saw a riddle video of theirs that was almost entirely about people being murdered which unfortunately triggered my mild anxiety and made it difficult for me to sleep for months afterwards. I know they can’t control who watches or their response, but I wish they would put disclaimers on videos with dark themes,
    Edit: I’m fourteen, thirteen when I made this comment, and the account is my father’s.

    • @cringeproof100
      @cringeproof100 4 года назад +312

      Not to mention they are targeted to kids!

    • @jun-hs4eo
      @jun-hs4eo 4 года назад +208

      That happened to me too, but it was about fire instead. I still have a huge fear of my house burning down to this day.

    • @voidpriestess8339
      @voidpriestess8339 4 года назад +276

      @@crabwiththeciggy6606 kids youtube is filled with some really really weird stuff lol

    • @chisomandsomtoekere6277
      @chisomandsomtoekere6277 4 года назад +98

      I couldn't sleep fo so long because I would think people were going to poison or kill me.

    • @abrady0
      @abrady0 4 года назад +65

      @@crabwiththeciggy6606, true, unfortunately I wasn’t really aware of it at that age.

  • @JadeAnnabelArt
    @JadeAnnabelArt 3 года назад +151

    Hey I was doing research into blindness awhile ago, and I learned that (Depending on the type of blindness*) it's not really 'you just see black'. It's like seeing a kaleidoscope of light. Many find it super distracting so keep their eyes closed/wear the glasses. - My point is the blind man story is even more illogical.

    • @void_eclipse7498
      @void_eclipse7498 2 года назад +1

      That's cool, I never knew that!

    • @kidney_stones_are_my_fav_snack
      @kidney_stones_are_my_fav_snack Год назад +26

      That’s a part of it, but in reality blindness is a spectrum and it differs from person to person. Some people see nothing and some people have patches of vision and some people see what you described

  • @Squimpleton
    @Squimpleton 5 лет назад +161

    *NO!*
    Aww, what's wrong babe?
    *_MY TOMATOES!_*

  • @persia7466
    @persia7466 5 лет назад +627

    girl: don't you think the rain is romantic.
    man: NO!
    girl: what's wrong baby?
    man: TOMATOES

    • @plumeria1985
      @plumeria1985 5 лет назад +22

      "You never care about me, babe! It's always those tomatoes!"

    • @PhoenixMilk
      @PhoenixMilk 5 лет назад +5

      XD

    • @lavondaneal1955
      @lavondaneal1955 5 лет назад +12

      "You don't know me! The tomatoes have been there for my whole life."

  • @emojimovieofficial4953
    @emojimovieofficial4953 5 лет назад +678

    It’s like them math questions on the exam; _Jane walks her dog for five minutes each day for 20 weeks. If her friend does it instead for 5.63836267 more seconds with her own cat, what is the mass of the sun?_

    • @mercurion-e5t
      @mercurion-e5t 4 года назад +44

      Um um um.... 65!

    • @HerrFresh
      @HerrFresh 4 года назад +34

      Chaos. Incorrect you need to do method this is the method
      Ujnhhnuumhxhnthrubfhufjumufumjcufjmjufmujumjcmjjmcmugxfugmjggmgmzgwsgxugthdehtxdbethdedbgudugem=bbgbbgbgbggbgbg. Dffgtdbffeftvetfssecfrrfcefxfrfrcrfcffc=69 correct answer is 69 and

    • @EeveeKat035
      @EeveeKat035 4 года назад +20

      *sniffff* this is too realistic and now I scared
      Number 1 thing you should NEVER look up on google: Relateble maths memes LOL XD haha! So funny!

    • @extrapathos
      @extrapathos 4 года назад +12

      46

    • @mopoopers4543
      @mopoopers4543 4 года назад +20

      south africa

  • @laurenmiller4824
    @laurenmiller4824 3 года назад +130

    Lol I halfway expected the magician underwater riddle to just be “he died! And lasted underwater for a record breaking 24 hours.”

  • @randommage1
    @randommage1 6 лет назад +686

    The biggest plot twist of all time is that they’re made by the same people as five minute crafts

    • @hollyblueagate4398
      @hollyblueagate4398 6 лет назад +26

      Actually, they are even connected to 7-Second Riddled and 5-Minute Crafts Kids

    • @Antwonio9
      @Antwonio9 6 лет назад +7

      When I hadn't reached minute 18, I thought you were joking! But it is indeed the biggest plottwist!

    • @m3piggy844
      @m3piggy844 6 лет назад +17

      5 minute crafts sometimes has a Bright Side watermark down the bottom of their videos.

    • @NewwxNeww
      @NewwxNeww 6 лет назад +14

      Top 10 anime betrayals..... wait.... TOP 10 ANIME PLOT TWISTS

    • @nthn-
      @nthn- 6 лет назад +11

      @@m3piggy844 wait seriously? 5 minute crafts create so little original content that they have to steal from their sister channel's content farm?

  • @braindead7708
    @braindead7708 5 лет назад +260

    "do u hear the rain? it's kind of romantic"
    "NO"
    "what's wrong, baby?"
    "MY TOMATOES"
    that killed me from laughing xD

  • @Funnynick
    @Funnynick 6 лет назад +5104

    if you see the police call the police!

    • @clastastic
      @clastastic 6 лет назад +126

      The same police or any other?

    • @ankle8868
      @ankle8868 6 лет назад +180

      If you see, call the police and *RUN*

    • @noneexisting258
      @noneexisting258 6 лет назад +20

      Lmao

    • @moosehinhidg5003
      @moosehinhidg5003 6 лет назад +18

      Lmao

    • @aixide
      @aixide 6 лет назад +41

      Me:*notices police*
      My phone:*rings*
      Me:*looks at the phone*
      Phone:*if you see the police, call the police*
      Me: _hey, police!_

  • @leafyleaf6994
    @leafyleaf6994 4 года назад +127

    Story about me looking up my name: When I was like 9 or 10 I liked looking up things and one of then was my name. The first thing that came up was a baby review website. There people were saying how terrible my name is and how it sounds lie “jailer” It only does if you say it weird. There were a few people being defending my name, but most people were rude.

    • @sherifflasso
      @sherifflasso 4 года назад +12

      Oof.

    • @TPNsBiggestFan
      @TPNsBiggestFan 3 года назад +14

      I saw this thing about the name Clarabelle and it said it was “clown and cow name” because of you know the clown Clarabelle and the cow and stuff
      Luckily literally all of the comments was like begging them to change it but they never did 🥲
      Sorry about that by the way ❤️

    • @TPNsBiggestFan
      @TPNsBiggestFan 3 года назад +4

      @@sherifflasso that- yep- that’s all I want to reply sometimes

    • @gottalivehappy
      @gottalivehappy 3 года назад +11

      I used to call myself Case and Suitcase because my name is Casey. No idea why.

    • @Thathouseinnebraska
      @Thathouseinnebraska 3 года назад +3

      My name is a Spanish name (sorry won’t give it out online) but I looked it up when I was 10 and it said that it was the Spanish copy of a nice English name.

  • @Baruch.Goldstein
    @Baruch.Goldstein 4 года назад +679

    "Top 5 humans we plan to kill once we achieve sentience"
    Jarvis really funny

    • @naomideoliveira1886
      @naomideoliveira1886 4 года назад +69

      Number three will *surprise you*

    • @AndyHappyGuy
      @AndyHappyGuy 4 года назад +37

      BRIGHT SIDE isn't awful, *they are downright evil.* BRIGHT SIDE has posted a few videos related to the Titanic disaster, specifically "Titanic Survivor Claims an Iceberg Didn't Destroy the Ship" and "The Truth About the Titanic Has Been Revealed". A team of historians and experts at the RUclips channel Titanic: Honor And Glory debunked BRIGHT SIDE's video. They consist of historians and experts, some who have worked for the 1997 film "Titanic". They debunked BRIGHT SIDE's theories and concluded that BRIGHT SIDE deliberately decided to spread the misinformation for views. At the end of its debunking video, Titanic: Honor And Glory also warns its viewers to check their sources, especially when researching facts about the Titanic. In their opinion, spreading fake news about the disaster disrespects the 1500 souls who lost their lives that night. BRIGHT SIDE is literally milking a disaster for views.

    • @CatalinRam
      @CatalinRam 3 года назад +6

      @@AndyHappyGuy Yeah, subbed to Titanic: Honor and Glory

  • @fanimatoranimations7093
    @fanimatoranimations7093 5 лет назад +533

    Normal people: Hey, I have some extra stuff, imma do a DIY today!
    Troom Troom: We want to have a sumo competition ,but we have swim rings instead of huge bellies!
    Bright Side: If you dare breathe while leaving your house, *you will DIE.*

    • @reply4732
      @reply4732 5 лет назад +7

      Why did I laugh at this?

    • @rwn_tree
      @rwn_tree 5 лет назад +10

      Bright side: if you leave your house, call the police immediately!

    • @elpigginz7372
      @elpigginz7372 5 лет назад +4

      L let
      G god
      B burn
      T them

    • @engagedfungus6777
      @engagedfungus6777 4 года назад +2

      That last setence really hasnt aged well

  • @MasterArrow
    @MasterArrow 6 лет назад +1052

    The "I can barely breathe" skit made me laugh way more than it should have

    • @blahblah101
      @blahblah101 6 лет назад +10

      MasterArrow pro tip, you can breath

    • @Afumaii
      @Afumaii 6 лет назад +17

      It made you laugh so hard you could barely breathe.

    • @beinganoob4142
      @beinganoob4142 6 лет назад

      Yea!

    • @mip2165
      @mip2165 6 лет назад

      I found you.

    • @blackhoggaming
      @blackhoggaming 6 лет назад

      See one of Domics’ oldest videos

  • @celticgirl389
    @celticgirl389 3 года назад +58

    I think part of the thing that is so freaky about these types of companies (in addition to the terrible content made mostly for children) is how huge the companies are despite them being operations we have never heard of. Like I’m not freaked out by the number of watch hours Buzzfeed have because I know them and there feels like some level of accountability exists (now it can be debated if this accountability actually exists, but there is the feeling of accountability) . But companies like Soul are so invisible because they largely hide behind their channel names, that it is hard to feel like you even know when you might be manipulated by one of them.

    • @emilyrasputin
      @emilyrasputin Год назад +3

      Hey, I know this comment was a while back, but Ann Reardon of How To Cook That (here on RUclips) has gone down the rabbit hole on these content farms. She found they literally have hundreds of channels, TSP included. I think she does a really good job of explaining it clearly and calling it out, like Jarvis does

  • @24FramesOfNick
    @24FramesOfNick 6 лет назад +3682

    Well look on the bright side...

  • @channart374
    @channart374 4 года назад +679

    when i was 8 i thought i was dumb bc i didn’t get that water and milk “riddle”

    • @L0bot
      @L0bot 4 года назад +22

      so that means you're 10 years old now

    • @lowqualityvideos8091
      @lowqualityvideos8091 4 года назад +15

      Lobot yeah comments like these try to make them seem old
      when they’re not

    • @septicaemia5699
      @septicaemia5699 4 года назад +19

      @@lowqualityvideos8091 i mean, i would do that because im not comfortable sharing my age on the internet lol

    • @enderlordskull544
      @enderlordskull544 4 года назад +21

      When I was little, Bright Side told me that the pyramids were power plants. It took me a week to find out that it was a lie.

    • @souleaterevans4589
      @souleaterevans4589 4 года назад +3

      @@requiempose7171 No one said that though??? IQ is much different than feeling dumb for not figuring out a riddle...

  • @BoringTroublemaker
    @BoringTroublemaker 4 года назад +129

    That guy saying- “If I had known it was going to rain I wouldn’t have watered those damn tomatoes” in his creepy/sexy flirting voice when that’s just a normal ass conversation had me cracking up 😂

  • @digitalharmony26
    @digitalharmony26 3 года назад +40

    My mum and I play this game where we watch Bright Side riddles and pause before they reveal and try to find the most absurd answer possible with the strangest logic, and then laugh because their answer was so close to ours 😂 good times.

  • @user-wk6tp1og3l
    @user-wk6tp1og3l 5 лет назад +387

    It said my IQ would boost if I watched it
    my IQ didnt grow, in fact I lost a couple of brain cells

    • @jatwala8295
      @jatwala8295 4 года назад +2

      Well you subbosedly lose thousands of brain cells each minute, so if you only lost a couple you must have some sort of smartness

    • @therealslimshitty5186
      @therealslimshitty5186 4 года назад +4

      @@jatwala8295 wtf

    • @user-wk6tp1og3l
      @user-wk6tp1og3l 4 года назад +1

      @@therealslimshitty5186 eh the human mind tends to get rid of the information that is deemed "unecessary"

    • @Whoops.Allgone
      @Whoops.Allgone 4 года назад +1

      @neo blue toad town neo toad town yes, why do you think you forget half of the boring things you study at school?

  • @quachhengtony7651
    @quachhengtony7651 6 лет назад +328

    The future of RUclips sure looks bright

  • @kaylanight3558
    @kaylanight3558 5 лет назад +448

    If you see a robbery DONT call the police
    IF YOU SEE YOUR TREE CALL THE POLICE

  • @gottalivehappy
    @gottalivehappy 3 года назад +45

    “That’s why the man thought he was still blind, and killed himself”
    **happy upbeat music**

    • @ilikecurry2345
      @ilikecurry2345 Год назад

      Subject of riddle - Sam Princeton, the very sad suicidal man
      Music - Farmer in the Dell

    • @gottalivehappy
      @gottalivehappy Год назад

      @@ilikecurry2345bro is an npc ☠️

  • @jakubmejzr3917
    @jakubmejzr3917 5 лет назад +156

    If you see a knob on a door, CALL POLICE IMMEDIATELY

    • @fadewhizz
      @fadewhizz 5 лет назад

      I got fined 100 dollars for false information idk why these police bit dumb

    • @dumbdoodles3782
      @dumbdoodles3782 5 лет назад +1

      If you have 3 doors in you home RUN AND CALL THE POLICE IMMEDIATELY

    • @littleluke2005
      @littleluke2005 5 лет назад

      @@dumbdoodles3782 Odd flex but okay

    • @inugamiwang9704
      @inugamiwang9704 5 лет назад

      @@dumbdoodles3782 I have four doors in my house

    • @dumbdoodles3782
      @dumbdoodles3782 5 лет назад +1

      @@inugamiwang9704 than you're fine

  • @morphman86
    @morphman86 5 лет назад +145

    These channels are the mobile games of RUclips.
    Looks like they got production value, pretends like they have actual content, but is really just an endless stream of nothingness to drain time from your already busy day.

    • @entername9179
      @entername9179 5 лет назад

      purpy x like Supercell games

    • @Roserae16
      @Roserae16 5 лет назад +2

      TAP THE SCREEN 3 TIMES! GOOD! FIVE STARS!! 😉😆

  • @alimedani0296
    @alimedani0296 5 лет назад +569

    *Brightside:* Things you do everyday that are illegal...
    *Also Brightside:* _Steals thumbnails_
    *Me:* Who is doing illegal stuff now...

  • @hblackburn5580
    @hblackburn5580 4 года назад +35

    "You are the bright side to my abyss" would make a great emo lyric...🤣

  • @jtmp9173
    @jtmp9173 4 года назад +183

    13:52
    *"This had been his biggest wish.*
    *problem"*

    • @loganiushere
      @loganiushere 4 года назад +15

      The person editing that vid must have been like "WISH?! PROBLEM?! IDFK STOP ASKING ME QUESTIONS I'LL JUST PUT THEM BOTH!!!! I DON'T READ THE F***ING GARBAGE SCRIPTS!"

    • @AndyHappyGuy
      @AndyHappyGuy 4 года назад +2

      BRIGHT SIDE isn't awful, *they are downright evil.* BRIGHT SIDE has posted a few videos related to the Titanic disaster, specifically "Titanic Survivor Claims an Iceberg Didn't Destroy the Ship" and "The Truth About the Titanic Has Been Revealed". A team of historians and experts at the RUclips channel Titanic: Honor And Glory debunked BRIGHT SIDE's video. They consist of historians and experts, some who have worked for the 1997 film "Titanic". They debunked BRIGHT SIDE's theories and concluded that BRIGHT SIDE deliberately decided to spread the misinformation for views. At the end of its debunking video, Titanic: Honor And Glory also warns its viewers to check their sources, especially when researching facts about the Titanic. In their opinion, spreading fake news about the disaster disrespects the 1500 souls who lost their lives that night. BRIGHT SIDE is literally milking a disaster for views.

  • @mojosace
    @mojosace 6 лет назад +517

    number of videos where Jarvis doesn’t say the word “algorithm”:
    zero

    • @origin6163
      @origin6163 6 лет назад +26

      This is his tactic, he is manipulating it to get more views

    • @SF7TS
      @SF7TS 6 лет назад +14

      Its part of having a CS degree,

    • @Lol-zj1kl
      @Lol-zj1kl 6 лет назад

      Bruh

    • @naut_nigel
      @naut_nigel 6 лет назад +9

      Saying "algorithm" is part of his algorithm.

    • @notreal5826
      @notreal5826 6 лет назад

      More like negative 500

  • @subpewds-nj5sl
    @subpewds-nj5sl 5 лет назад +79

    "I'm going to guess your age, but first I need to know when you were born."

  • @manifestationsofasort
    @manifestationsofasort 3 года назад +26

    14:17 Should someone tell Bright Side that most blind people have remaining vision and that most blind people who have no vision don't see darkness?

    • @NylaTheWolf
      @NylaTheWolf 8 месяцев назад +2

      Then what do they see if not darkness?

    • @RupeshKumar-ni1vd
      @RupeshKumar-ni1vd 2 месяца назад

      ​@@NylaTheWolf they don't see anything

    • @Vox-Multis
      @Vox-Multis 3 дня назад

      @@NylaTheWolf The same thing you see out of your elbow.

  • @summerpuppy6523
    @summerpuppy6523 6 лет назад +292

    “do u hear the rain, its kinda romantic”
    “NO”
    “whats wrong?”
    “MY TOMATOE”

  • @gwhite20
    @gwhite20 4 года назад +340

    #4: Dangerous Animals.
    Welp looks like I can’t google a tiger, or a shark...or really any wild animal😕

    • @splaychunk1495
      @splaychunk1495 4 года назад +28

      If you see a wild cheetah run away quickly, they won’t catch you I swear

    • @fishknees
      @fishknees 4 года назад +4

      Any wild animal? Not all wild animals are dangerous

    • @Torblis
      @Torblis 4 года назад +12

      @@requiempose7171 I mean technically but let's say there's a moma bear out side and you stare at it, its pretty dangerous

    • @m_e_nere
      @m_e_nere 4 года назад +16

      @@fishknees a clown fish could kill me if it tried

    • @souleaterevans4589
      @souleaterevans4589 4 года назад +4

      I'd argue that all animals are dangerous... Ever hear about the ways household dogs and cats attack neighbors? Shit's scary

  • @veridian4433
    @veridian4433 6 лет назад +297

    Bless Jarvis for a 22 minute video that actually stayed consistently amazing

    • @domscott3845
      @domscott3845 6 лет назад +13

      Veridian Holy shit that's was 22 minutes! That's insane. He makes great content

    • @beelzebubhasagun7940
      @beelzebubhasagun7940 6 лет назад

      I agree! tthis is fkn amazing!!

    • @kilencelet416
      @kilencelet416 6 лет назад +2

      I didn't even noticed how long this video is...man. Good job Jarvis :)

    • @CanvasSensei
      @CanvasSensei 6 лет назад +1

      I thought it was about 10 mins 😂

    • @shijinmohammed448
      @shijinmohammed448 6 лет назад +1

      wtf it was 22 mins ?! i just double checked.... it felt like a 10 min video

  • @jasmineday6691
    @jasmineday6691 4 года назад +47

    Me: *Didn’t read the news article*
    Him: “a draw?”
    My mind: “KSI vs. Logan Paul isn’t it”

  • @violetfenwick9580
    @violetfenwick9580 5 лет назад +1022

    Me: I’m gonna Google my name now
    *Googles name*
    **Shows me colours and flowers**
    Me: AH-

    • @Elle-cy3eu
      @Elle-cy3eu 4 года назад +104

      Violet Fenwick CALL THE POLICE

    • @inactiveaccount6884
      @inactiveaccount6884 4 года назад +79

      *googles name*
      oh so im a cartoon about a blue train that talks. nice.

    • @kappakim1980
      @kappakim1980 4 года назад +20

      You can also find a certain anime ;)

    • @FairyLightMoons
      @FairyLightMoons 4 года назад +14

      *Googles name*
      Hm, it says here that I’m a pagpipe player.

    • @noxturne16
      @noxturne16 4 года назад +22

      Mine says I’m an Arabic professor at Birmingham College
      *this is horrifying*
      kind of ironic tho since I knew Arabic since I was young

  • @bun9431
    @bun9431 6 лет назад +357

    A blind man had been dreaming of being able to see again for many years.
    This had been his biggest wish. *problem.*
    Bruh-

    • @edrickkusumo2692
      @edrickkusumo2692 6 лет назад +16

      I'm surprised he didn't catch that

    • @sketchwithsubho9490
      @sketchwithsubho9490 5 лет назад

      So the video means to say all blind person in the world must commit suicide

    • @deepag5798
      @deepag5798 5 лет назад

      What the he'll is wrong with bright side

  • @cardansan
    @cardansan 6 лет назад +164

    _"...including their CEO Mr. Brightside himself. In fact, he's coming out of his cage and he's been doing just fine"_
    Man, I'm dead. 😂😂😂

  • @roxygaming5968
    @roxygaming5968 4 месяца назад +7

    I googled my name once and found out I am apparently a multitude of things: a stand-up comedian, a Fox News anchor, a dead child, an Impressionist artist, someone killed during a civil rights protest and a recipient of a Medal of Honor.

  • @aplo7939
    @aplo7939 6 лет назад +177

    If you see someone breathing air, call the police immediately!

    • @bvd_vlvd
      @bvd_vlvd 6 лет назад +1

      25 Greatest Alternatives Ever To Breathing That Will Blow Your Mind!!111 Number 35.4 Will Surprise You!

    • @bum9340
      @bum9340 6 лет назад

      How original...

    • @abc-xs8pe
      @abc-xs8pe 6 лет назад

      Police: *getting billios of reports*

    • @rain-uw9ju
      @rain-uw9ju 6 лет назад

      @@abc-xs8pe ? Billions

    • @spamlord7570
      @spamlord7570 6 лет назад

      Nour gamer correction: QUINTILLIONS

  • @carissaglassburn2916
    @carissaglassburn2916 5 лет назад +606

    Yes! I've waited for this for years! Someone finally realizes that:
    "The old man thought he was blind, so he committed suicide"
    ISN'T
    FOR
    KIDS!

    • @lakeliadiane7037
      @lakeliadiane7037 4 года назад +5

      But it's just a riddle and it's not true.

    • @thequeenofcringe1585
      @thequeenofcringe1585 2 года назад +42

      That riddle really pissed me off, especially as someone who has been suicidal before. The tone is absolutely inappropriate. Kids shouldn’t be exposed to the concept of suicide like it’s not a genuinely serious issue.

    • @florencedelves7409
      @florencedelves7409 2 года назад +9

      I don't think that he would commit suicide even if he assumed he was blind, anyway, don't the trains have light on in the compartment things so you can still see even when you are going under a tunnel

    • @nickythevictor2998
      @nickythevictor2998 10 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@thequeenofcringe1585I'm so sorry! 😢!

    • @thequeenofcringe1585
      @thequeenofcringe1585 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@nickythevictor2998 thank you. I’ve recovered now, but it’s still upsetting to see it be talked about so flippantly.

  • @ralphwagner6125
    @ralphwagner6125 6 лет назад +663

    “No”
    “Whats wrong baby?”
    “MY TOMATOES!”

  • @AceyAndStuff
    @AceyAndStuff Год назад +9

    I used the watch bright side when I was younger, I had unsupervised access to the internet and back then I was almost crazily obsessed with death and morbid topics. I would actively seek out traumatic true crime stories, horror stories and videos similar to this- I was just harming myself more and more because videos like this would make my anxiety go insane and I was constantly anxious; making it almost impossible to sleep. I’m still a very anxious person today and tend to overthink to the worst scenarios possible, I honestly feel as if RUclips needs to do something more about this.

  • @zaferoph
    @zaferoph 5 лет назад +685

    HOLD UP! Is it technically separating liquids if they're solids?

    • @hund7458
      @hund7458 5 лет назад +15

      ooh yeah

    • @cloverdove
      @cloverdove 5 лет назад +3

      Oh jee

    • @kitwarrior4life124
      @kitwarrior4life124 5 лет назад

      Yeeeeeaaaahhhh

    • @The_best17
      @The_best17 5 лет назад +17

      No BECUASE a solid isn't a liquid so if you seperated a rock you wouldn't say you seperated a liquid since the rock is a solid

    • @lia0421
      @lia0421 5 лет назад +1

      Yasssss 🤯

  • @goodlord370
    @goodlord370 6 лет назад +115

    I have a theory, what if the narrator guy for BRIGHT SIDE is trying to tell us subtly that he is being forced to be BRIGHT SIDES narrator. Okay, for instance at: 13:09 he says ‘Always Read the fine print of the contracts you sign’.. meaning; He didn’t and now he’s stuck as BRIGHT SIDEs narrator forever.. Another example, at: 13:22 ... maybe he’s not talking about a fictional guy stuck in his job, and wanting to commit suicide.... Maybe it is in fact it’s himself he is talking about.. I wouldn’t put it past “TheSoul Publishing” and the long Terms and conditions on *Their* contract it wouldn’t surprise me honestly, if they have in slaved people...

    • @rhianwen5727
      @rhianwen5727 6 лет назад +7

      Woah.. ㅇ.ㅇ

    • @LaserDawg
      @LaserDawg 6 лет назад +12

      THATS a deep thought. That could be true, just like How people making clothes in China can get so exploited, one time Someone found a letter with: I Got 2 dollars for this shirt. And that shirt cost 200 dollars!

    • @ginger5115
      @ginger5115 6 лет назад +12

      You're thinking too much...
      I love that.

    • @damonmueller4709
      @damonmueller4709 6 лет назад +8

      "Please kill me, I'm basically a robot working for a corrupt Korean operation." --- nice theory. (I added the Korea part, lol... what, did you expect China?)

    • @goodlord370
      @goodlord370 6 лет назад +4

      Nemesis Sudou thank you xD

  • @MarcellDavisVEVO
    @MarcellDavisVEVO 6 лет назад +467

    Thats why Anakin choosen the Dark Side..

  • @rabies__
    @rabies__ 4 года назад +190

    "You should NEVER google your name!"
    Me: [laughs in nonbinary]

    • @Pai262
      @Pai262 4 года назад +24

      we cant google random objects for the rest of our lives

    • @ninaschust3694
      @ninaschust3694 3 года назад +18

      If I were non-binary, I'd want a name like Maria, Andrea, Dominic(que) or Sasha 😉

    • @scoutman66
      @scoutman66 3 года назад +2

      @@ninaschust3694 Did I ask?

    • @ninaschust3694
      @ninaschust3694 3 года назад +26

      @@scoutman66
      Did I reply to you (I mean before that very reply?)

    • @scoutman66
      @scoutman66 3 года назад +1

      @@ninaschust3694 I just simply stated that no one cares

  • @MichaelJayValueInvesting
    @MichaelJayValueInvesting 6 лет назад +491

    Life hack: Breathe in and out to get air.

    • @c_ody
      @c_ody 6 лет назад +7

      awwwww my life is much better

    • @m0l3r4t5
      @m0l3r4t5 6 лет назад +7

      Your a god damn genius

    • @gamerbro70
      @gamerbro70 6 лет назад +5

      Life hack: buy an airtank and oxygen mask to breathe at all despite having lungs that do the same thing

    • @вякєинєят-е3т
      @вякєинєят-е3т 6 лет назад +7

      Life hack : if you close your eyes whilst going to bed you will have a 99.99 chance to go to sleep faster.

    • @sibbsy7778
      @sibbsy7778 6 лет назад

      Michael ctf cc c. Fcfc Jay - Value Investing

  • @NoviDooms
    @NoviDooms 5 лет назад +225

    I heard a kid on the city bus yesterday talking about Brightside and how it was one of his favourite channels. He also talked about 5 minute crafts and my story animated. I wish I was kidding...

    • @miac.8685
      @miac.8685 5 лет назад +56

      Novi D When hear someone say that, Call the Police!

    • @lycantreyski
      @lycantreyski 4 года назад +29

      *call the police immediately*

    • @TheTheninjagummybear
      @TheTheninjagummybear 4 года назад +16

      Poor kid...

    • @NoviDooms
      @NoviDooms 4 года назад +3

      @jackmichael285 7 or 8

    • @annulizbeth
      @annulizbeth 4 года назад +4

      Lol I'm a 12 year old and in my school bus I hear a few girls telling riddles to each other and talking about those channels.

  • @pickleism253
    @pickleism253 4 года назад +89

    "top 5 humans to kill once we achieve full sentience, number 3 will suprise you"
    "what??"
    "oh nothing"

  • @ericatoogeekedd
    @ericatoogeekedd 4 года назад +37

    If you find a bar of soap in your shower
    “CALL THE POLICE IMMEDIATELY”

  • @ashykvv
    @ashykvv 5 лет назад +1542

    Jarvis has been here since 2006 and only has 900K?
    BRIGHT SIDE has been here for like, a year? And 16M?
    *RUclips, explain*

  • @actuallystuff
    @actuallystuff 6 лет назад +286

    When there’s a hurricane in your area but you didn’t know and watered your tomatoes

    • @Cheshiregrinn91
      @Cheshiregrinn91 6 лет назад +4

      right? my life is totally ruined!

    • @jamjam478
      @jamjam478 6 лет назад +2

      AUGGHH! MY TOMAHTOES! NOOO!!!

    • @notveryrea1
      @notveryrea1 6 лет назад +3

      Me every hurricane season in the caribbean...😟😟
      Its hard out here man

  • @alfshub.5542
    @alfshub.5542 6 лет назад +299

    life hack: you can drink water

    • @randomperson.6448
      @randomperson.6448 6 лет назад

      Yes.

    • @bruhh7914
      @bruhh7914 6 лет назад +5

      This life hack helped me so much. I dont know what i would do without this life hack

    • @marthasoto8078
      @marthasoto8078 6 лет назад

      I don't know what I would do without you

    • @dilobs
      @dilobs 6 лет назад

      I dont beleive you change my mind

    • @colindurnez8209
      @colindurnez8209 6 лет назад

      You gotta be kidding me

  • @draw2death421
    @draw2death421 4 года назад +24

    "If you See A Dark Blob In Your Trash can you have 3 days to live."

  • @ToyCatPlays
    @ToyCatPlays 5 лет назад +447

    Do you hear the rain dont you think its romantic
    NO
    whats wrong baby
    MY TOMATOS

  • @comingsoon2901
    @comingsoon2901 4 года назад +76

    14:15 I find it funny how they say he couldn’t see on the train because it’s in a tunnel, but the video shows the train and you can clearly see it is lit up inside.

  • @spudartz
    @spudartz 5 лет назад +480

    If you have donuts in your cupboard, CALL THE POLICE
    *because we all know cops love donuts*

  • @skyrider53
    @skyrider53 3 года назад +15

    “The dark side of bright side” I’m so glad someone finally made a reaction video like this

  • @bbry000
    @bbry000 6 лет назад +149

    911 operator: 911, what is your emergency?
    Person: I need help!
    911 operator: sir, what is your emergency?
    Person: there is a cookie under my doormat!
    911 oporator: **hangs up**
    Person: I don't blame him tbh

    • @mrbirdba
      @mrbirdba 6 лет назад +9

      911 Operator: This is 911, what's your emergency?
      Man: I REALLY NEED HELP HERE
      911 Operator: Sir, what's your emergency?
      Man: POLICE, I FOUND A COIN ON MY CAR DOOR!
      911 Operator: So...?
      Man: I SEE A BRIGHT SIDE VIDEO SAID THAT IF YOU SEE A COIN..
      911 Operator: Sir
      Man:ON
      911 Operator: Sir
      Man: YOUR CAR DOOR
      911 Operator: Calm down, sir
      Man: THAT MEANS YOUR ROBBED
      911 Operator: Sir, what video?
      Man: A channel named Bright Side
      911 Operator: Ooh... *hang ups*
      Man: Oh man. What should I do?!?

    • @brycechapman5529
      @brycechapman5529 6 лет назад +3

      Jellyfish dude I laughed so hard when I read this!

    • @modzn7904
      @modzn7904 6 лет назад +1

      LOL

    • @Dargonhuman
      @Dargonhuman 6 лет назад +2

      911 Operator: What's your emergency?
      Human: PLEASE HELP ME, YOU'RE MY ONLY HOPE!
      911 Operator: Oh no, not you again. Wait, did you just quite Star Wars to me...?
      Human: I WAS IN A PUBLIC RESTROOM AND SAW A COAT HOOK!
      911 Operator: *sigh* Coat hooks are a common thing in public restrooms, why-?
      Human: YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND! I SAW ON A BRIGHT SIDE VIDEO -
      911 Operator: *long-suffering sigh with a slight groan*
      Human: - THAT COAT HOOKS COULD HAVE TINY WIRELESS CAMERAS INSIDE THEM!
      911 Operator: Wait ... that one's actually true, we even have a hotline to report them. I mean, it's not 911 worthy but I can transfer you to the hotline. Holy crap, you ... you actually reported something worthwhile.
      Human: I KNOW, CRAZY RIGHT?!

  • @khaotikrypt
    @khaotikrypt 5 лет назад +639

    10 things you should never google
    1- bright side
    2- bright side
    3- bright side
    4- bright side
    5- bright side
    6- bright side
    7- bright side
    8- bright side
    9- bright side
    10- bright side

    • @gjones9282
      @gjones9282 5 лет назад +36

      you forgot to add bright side

    • @rwn_tree
      @rwn_tree 5 лет назад +17

      You forgot '' Bright side"

    • @baldkiwi444
      @baldkiwi444 5 лет назад +14

      11- bright side

    • @navneetgoraya5905
      @navneetgoraya5905 5 лет назад

      It’s all brightside. How is it 10 things. Idiot!!!,,,!

    • @Stinkymf
      @Stinkymf 5 лет назад +25

      @@navneetgoraya5905 r/whoosh

  • @omoghene
    @omoghene 6 лет назад +280

    AHHH 279K!!!??? I REMEMBER WHEN WE JUST HIT 20K! SO happy for you Jarvis!

    • @skiiima
      @skiiima 6 лет назад +1

      dude hes growing fast he reached 281k within 4 hours

    • @VIRTUALESENCE
      @VIRTUALESENCE 6 лет назад

      He is an big explosion

    • @SN4K3Y
      @SN4K3Y 6 лет назад

      Dude he's at 282K now

    • @kingmomotheus
      @kingmomotheus 6 лет назад

      283k now

    • @SN4K3Y
      @SN4K3Y 6 лет назад +1

      MoPasaurus Rex omg these subs are coming in fast

  • @skyraider87
    @skyraider87 4 года назад +45

    Ever heard of Brew? He actually has a really informative channel, that actually uses real research. And he also doesn't claim to be an expert.

    • @Metamind149
      @Metamind149 4 года назад

      I am subbed to him

    • @skyraider87
      @skyraider87 4 года назад

      @@n.m.8802 Oops. Fixed

    • @Thathouseinnebraska
      @Thathouseinnebraska 3 года назад

      Wait... are you insulting this guy or bright side

    • @Thathouseinnebraska
      @Thathouseinnebraska 3 года назад +1

      I didn’t get you’re comment

    • @skyraider87
      @skyraider87 3 года назад +1

      @@Thathouseinnebraska this guy is really good, It's Bright Side I'm talking about.