Ranking Terrible Life Hacks with My Wife
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Wife hacks
Funny pun gets the pin.
You are so funny, comedian of the century, how did you come up with this
Hahhahahhahahahahahaha
How do people think of these things
Smort
lol
drew still acts like he just started dating amanda
they’re the same person, he goes by both names
ikr
What u talking about they are just dateing Amanda just came back from afganistan to do life hacks
@Kristian Alexis Yeah and his wife’s name is Laura
Yeah it's so cute how he acts like that
The car one also looks like you’re being held hostage
Also looks like a great way to snap your neck in a sudden stop!
Like imagine driving next to that shit
that was the first thing that i thought off lmao
Dude that song sucks but I love it
It not only looks bad, but it is bad too, because a crash means you're dead.
the fact drew is constantly looking over to Amanda to see if she's laughing when he tells a joke is so sweet
I know right? It's like he's the one with the wit and delivery, and she is the one with the relatable sense of humour. Together they make the ideal comedy.
@@refl9630 yeah they're perfect for each other
They met because she liked his vines and thought he was funny so makes sense ❤❤
and you are here alone and sad
@@michaelwesten4624Why so unnecessary mean to a comment made 1 year ago?
I was dating a girl who only liked 1 flavor of skittles, which was strawberry/banana, from the tropical mix. So one day I bought something like 6 bags, and separated them all out. I opened one of the bags by the bottom though, so I could keep the top intact, then filled it with the one flavor.
So, I acted like I grabbed a bag of Skittles, gave it to her, and told her to pick out the strawberry/banana ones. She opened the bag from the top, like ya do, and it was a cute moment.
The 'hide a ring in a bag of chips' seems to be doing the same thing, but it is, in my opinion, too cutesy for a proposal.
She was a keeper
Ahh that makes sense now
thats cute!!!!
That's so freaking cute!
@@smolbean9435 Heh, thanks. Feel free to use it as your own hehe.
that stress relieving balloon straight up looks like a ballsack, like why couldn't they have used literally any other kind of balloon??
I don't know about you but the only way I can calm myself down is by squeezing someone's ballsacks
It seems like they'd have to specifically seek them out. It's not an accident.
Yeah, that shot of him squeezing them under the table was my WTF?! moment for this vid. Made screwing empty plastic bottles onto a t-shirt seem mild by comparison.
so true
And how the heck do you get a balloon that shaped?
Since drew is 7 years old that means he got married when he was like 5
COOL!!!
yeah
plus he invented youtube at like 0 years old
They grow up so fast 😭😭
He did vine when he was two?
1:53 if y’all want an *actual* pistachio life hack, use the shell of a pistachio to crack open other pistachios to save your fingernails
Genius! Wonder why I never thought of that...
Just swallow them whole, cut out the middle man.
you truly just changed my life
What if you east all of them and only have one left? Use a LEGO Seperator?
HOW DID I NEVER THINK OF THAT?? omg I would try it but I don't remember if pistachios are too expensive in my country
Drew saying "happy birthday" and Amanda hesitantly saying "happy new year" at the same time will never not be funny
Imagine your birthday being on Dec 31st or Jan 1st and u are watching that day and they said that,that'd make me so happy 😌
Imagine birthdays
@@beesbuzzzz it did make me happy
birth
@@beesbuzzzz My birthday is Jan 1st! I’ll have to remember to come back to this vid lmao
The idea of a hidden metal object in the grass while I mow the lawn is horrifying.
The comment above me has 266 likes and here I sit with my 0
Chemical Z lies 😡👎
That's how my dad lost an eye lol
Aye
@@creepypastaddiction6342 lol I guess
“Sudden camping” just sounds like another way to say “homelessness.”
Had me crying ahahaha
aahh I came to write this comment
"sudden camping" is what happens when you get evicted
Or zombies happen and you're forced to flee the city.
I’m drying oh no
it was really disturbing to see drew talk to himself for 16 minutes. he’s clearly still in denial after amanda went missing in afghanistan. wishing him the best
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA TOOK ME A SECOND TO GET IT
you can’t put a price on the human life
_The American healthcare system:_ *oh yes you can*
the 0 replies to this comment just proves how true this is
Every kid in my high school class chose BLM for their poster. I was the only one to choose Health Care Improvement for my issue. Not saying I don’t support BLM, I do, but the Healthcare here kinda sucks balls, and I’ve seen it first hand.
@@nytemare_gaming9992 same, I actually have to do research on my healthcare debate right now and I’m procrastinating…
Sex traffickers would also agree.
@@nytemare_gaming9992 dude I spent the holidays in France with family and got stuck there because I tested positive for covid, and after the experience I had with their healthcare system? I’m so close to my rope’s end with ours. I was able to get all of my anxiety meds for less than half of what it costs to get just one of them filled here. Covid testing was quick and accessible. I was able to see a doctor who wrote me a doctor’s note for traveling and trip insurance purposes. Kind of makes you wonder about our system and how we got to the point where so many people can’t get quality care and apparently we just don’t give a fuck about those people🤷🏼♀️
Never seen two people more surprised that juice from an apple tastes like apple juice
it was certainly a surprise for me! i always thought grape juice came from apples 🤷🏼♀️😳🤔🤯😱
I think it's cause they thought it was just condensation
Today I had apples and for the first time they tasted like apple juice
I think it's because of how processed apple juice tastes.
Yeah, I didn’t think it’d really be like that. Like how grape flavored stuff doesn’t taste like grape
Imagine you’re jumping a guy for his wallet and they pull out the egg spray
It’s a lemon juicer. A fairly decent one at that. Especially when you want a thin even layer of lemon on your fried seafood. I don’t know why they used it for egg
@@bowmanc.7439 to spray eeg
47 1776 but why though? The only usage I can think of is when you bake pie or bread. But wouldn’t that over aerate the egg? You don’t want meringue on the top of your bread.
@@bowmanc.7439 so whenever you're hungry, you can have a nice tasty spray of raw egg
Bowman C. So you can have those extra thin eggs
Amanda placing that ceramic pumpkin on the very edge of the table is exactly the same as Link putting his mug on the edge of the desk. These people live so dangerously, and I can't even cope.
I think she just wanted it out of frame but you right haha
i’ve watched this video so many times but for some reason i read it this time as “rating life hacks with my terrible wife”
Sounds like something a boomer would say
"Suddenly Camping". . . you mean being homeless?
Lmaoooo
you mean your partner left you because of your life hack channel, you couldnt pay your rent because youve spent too much money on life hacks, your friends think your weird and wont let u stay with them so your are forced to sleep outdoors. CAMPING!
That's the joke smh
Kelpo R/woooooosh
:(
Imagine pulling up next to a car and seeing someone tied to their seat with a scarf over their face.
And they're just limply flopping around
I wouldn’t be able to see them, I would have the scarf over my face!
I’d probably consider calling 911...
I would probably call the police
My first thought when seeing that was "well that doesn't look like she's been kidnapped"
i can't stop laughing about the second time drew says "why did you hesitate" the delivery on this bit is better than anything comedy act i've ever paid to see
I like how they didn’t mention that the scarf/car life hack makes it look like you’re being kidnapped
That was my exact thought, especially with the shot from the side of the car 😭
Amanda should bring her husband more often. He seems like a nice guy...
I dunno about nice... but he's definitely guy.
hi there justin seagull hehe
Idk he scares me a little
de4dhotdog this and the original comment are the best duo comment on this video
Ikr
how did you brush over the fact that the baloon looked like a pair of nuts being squeezed.
🤣Thinking the same thing. Like there aren’t different shapes
Daniel Black BRO I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING
LEGITTTT
I think they knew because they looked at each other lol but didn't wanna be demonitized
I kept thinking they didn't recreate it correctly bc it needs to be a nuts balloon to work
If being lost in the woods is sudden camping is being kidnapped a sudden sleepover
Yea pretty much
Surprise adoption.
Amanda's expressions of distaste, horror, and visceral fear at the life hacks are priceless.
Amanda is so considerate naming her channel after her husband.
uh actually it’s my channel. drew said so
DrX2345 no it’s mine
@@DrX-dh6th uhh who do you think he's talking about when he says "Hey guy"...thats right, me
What I thought this was Danny? The same person jokes are getting old 😕
Yea 🥰
The bottle life vest actually works.. during the 2019 floods in Kerala, a lot of people used this to get to safety. It's not perfect.. but hey, it works.
"Do you eat a lot of pistachios?"
Me: *freezes in full squirrel mode, in the process of eating pistachios*
one of the tiers should have been “works but doesn’t make any sense”
jc lynn “works but is not solving a problem that anyone would ever actually have”
“works but why the fuck would you even do it”
yes
Maybe it should just be "but... wah?"
Works, but consider this: why
Drew you have to stop. Your wife died in the war. Your family is worried
She was at war at Afghanistan and got injured and was sent to suicide hospital and the doctor pronounced her dead. What a terrible life she had rip 😔✨
Gregnant
II Captain STOP LMFAOOO
he has some crazy editing skills though, making it look like she’s really there🥺🥺🥺
She sacrificed her life for Pakistan
Yesterday was actually New Years and today is my birthday so the outro at like 14:00 really threw me for a loop there
Hahaha!! I bet it would
I gotta say, I've been single for a long time. And very content, to the point of almost complacency. But seeing drew make videos with his wife, kind of restores my faith in love. Maybe I will give it another go. There's probably someone out there for me
did you find someone?
Finally Amanda is back, I don’t know why she lets her 5 year old child do most of the work
I mean at least child is funny
She left because she was in Afghanistan
@@tejpatel5320 child
@@samthegarbageman2876 no she was sacrificing her own life for Pakistan
Yeah her 5 year old child, Danny Gonzales
Wow. Their chemistry is great! They should get married
ugh can't people just be friends? you shippers ruin everything
They are married…….
@@funkyfreshkb8670 R/woooosh
@@funkyfreshkb8670 R/woooosh
@@funkyfreshkb8670 that's the joke . meme
The frozen fruit thing is unironically an actual thing, a common trick for homebrewers is to freeze the fruit you're using and letting it thaw before mashing it and putting it in your must because it helps to break down the cell walls and release more juice.
It makes me so genuinely happy to see how comfortable these two are around each other, a good healthy relationship is just, so good!!! Also bambam is just the cat name ever 🥴
*Bim-Bim
My cat's name is DumDum 🤩
BimBim is definitely one of the cat names of all time
she wasnt asleep. drew thats called a coma
Nah, she was lost in Afghanistan he was lying
THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING 😂
she was just hibernating, chill
It's just a nap, dude.
Isabelle Amanda is a bear confirmed
You could say “Sudden camping”
Or you could just say that you got evicted.
Fuck. I thought this joke was original. Glad I didn't post it I guess... 😭
STAR PLATINUM IS THE SAME THING AS THE WORLD
Impromptu raccoon life
Unwanted leaving of residence
I laughed way too hard at this
I guess at 5:45 they tried to recreate a trick which is actually good while hiking when your shoe got wet. You change your wet socks for dry socks and pull a plastic bag over it and go back into your wet shows. This way you can go on hiking in the wet shoes without getting a soaked, mascerating chafe foot. At the next long break you can dry off your shoes. So they took a got trick which is actually used by soldiers and hikers and changet it to make it uncomfortable and unpractical.
Nothing makes me sadder than Amanda gleefully “putting the pumpkin in frame” in the beginning, not realising her failure :(
I'm pretty sure she was putting it out of frame on purpose so don't be sad :)
their kids are gonna have phenomenal cheekbones
And bad eyesight
@@nyssahfigueroa3014 lmao pls
@@nyssahfigueroa3014 I spat out my water
@@nyssahfigueroa3014 the price to pay when you have nice cheekbones, need them to hold up those glasses
@@sophiagarcia6672 So, that's why I wear glasses. My cheeks must be as defined as the chiseled Squidward.
"I am allowed to wear this on my head if I want to."
Lmao this is me before my ADHD meds kick in. I love Amanda she's such a queen
Suddenly camping = newly evicted
She hasn’t been sleeping for the past three months she’s been playing neopets for the past three months
I didn't know that they had neopets in afghanistan I guess you learn something new everyday
@@justaguy7986playing neopets is mandatory if ur stationed in Afghanistan
The fact that they didn’t comment on how the stress ball looked like a nutsack proves that their comedic standards have risen too high.
The wall-nut sack
Balls of steel more like balls of wall
Or perhaps they didn’t notice 😂
that's literally all i was thinking about lmao
Name checks out
4:51 the way he says "suddenly im camping" sounds like hes in an asdfmovie bit
I watched this video last night. It had me in tears from laughing last night. The end with the oranges that was too funny. I had to pause the video until I stopped crying. I loved this video. I needed to laugh to tears.
passing by cops with your passenger "sleeping" with their whole face covered is probably a bad idea
Well sure but it's that or covering the driver's face
hey don't worry officer it's just my friend Bernie having a nap.
yeah. that's why you have to both wear it.
AHAHAHA I WAS AB TO SAY
"Man, these pictures of me SUCK!"
"Wait! I have an idea!"
*slams head on table, breaks nose*
Postmodern problems call for Postmodern solutions
"At least now I have a good excuse for my pictures sucking"
PLEEEASE QUWOIWIEIWIWIDH
Drew’s face surrounded by oranges is like the scene from SpongeBob when he’s stuffed in the mailbox and scares the mailman ☠️
13:50 it’s literally my birthday I was so caught off guard
I love Amanda’s channel. She should bring that Drew guy on more often
i agree. he seems kinda cool
@ahab marab you do realize they’re joking right.....
@ahab marab oh this was definetly not a joke
I thought Drew was gay?
ahab marab dude
She's our wife, she loves us all. Stop claiming she's yours buddy.
Kevin Caraher Soviet flag waves while the Russian national anthem plays in the background
My wife?
*no*
*OUR* WIFE
communism at its finest
@@maya_irv our wife in the middle of our street
LMAOOO
Just found myself suddenly camping, good thing I have my phone so I can watch these life hacks!
Update: the life hacks are really working. all I need to do is find a place with a phone so I can call my mom
Update: some country guy saved me from a bear attack, I’m currently taking refuge in his shed
I'm always amazed when it cuts to the phone footage and the quality is nearly as good as the primary camera.
Technology is improving so quickly.
This is FAKE NEWS, we all know Amanda went missing in Afghanistan, so how is she here?? Kinda sus...
Black lookin sus
Black lookin sus
She's the imposter
*drew was ejected*
Purp def sus. Task bar didnt go up
The scarf car hack literally makes you look like a hostage. Imagine pulling up to someone in traffic and seeing that. 😂
I really thought they were gonna comment on that
I was just thinking that
Imagine if the driver crashes and your head gets ripped off
@@SamGautreau7 kinda dark
Or you’re moving a dead body!
13:00 it would help if the card board was white
i met amanda 3 years ago where i used to volunteer at and she was so kind i'll never forget our short interaction
The part where drew said “is this a bad time to tell you I’m allergic to oranges” felt like it could’ve been a vine 😂
he was a viner after all
This is why he’s a god tier viner and an ascended beyond god you tuber be
I feel like every video is just a 10 min long vine 😂😂 ruclips.net/video/cnXdiSjuTbE/видео.html
All viners that are youtubers now are funny asf.
Except LeLe pons, Jake Paul, Logan Paul, and many more.
and the same with „im makin eggs”!
i love how they flipped the "nagging wife/ignoring husband" stereotype for the stress ball hack lmao
why did no one mention the stress ball in the video unnecessarily looking like a pair of testicles
@@montannatilton9114 I know I was so confused
@@montannatilton9114 THANKS 🙏
@@montannatilton9114 i was waiting for drew to go “why does it look like balls” or something
Stressticles
Amanda has big teacher energy
The hack where u put the scarf around your head and secure it to the car's headrest...one time I had a medical procedure done to my eyes so they were super light sensitive, even sensitive to the air blowing from the ac vents. My uncle drove me home cuz I couldn't really see after. In the car, I put a hoodie on backwards so the hood was over my face and i fell asleep. On the way home he stopped in a drive thru and suddenly a bunch of cops showed up in the parking lot because they thought he had a dead body in the car. I had to take the hoodie off so they could see i was fine. Seems like that would also happen with the scarf "hack"
The scarf also makes you look like a kidnapping victim
amanda’s orange picture is actually cute because she’s cute
Simp
@@venomouspit217thats a girl
floor is made out of floor
GoldenFace Technically the floor is made out of roof too, all you gotta do is move it upwards
I don’t really know what to call myself. the roof is outside the house bro
I know in my head that amanda isn't an english teacher, but i know in my heart that amanda is an english teacher
this.
I can definitely see her trying to explain literary devices
She looks like a younger version of my 3rd grade English teacher
she looks familiar to me and thats cause an english tutor teacher i had a few years ago looks similar to her
Now I’m super curious about what she actually does for a living. I MUST KNOW
0:31
My brother has an egg allergy. Welp I know what I’m doing tomorrow
no cap, the cutest couple on youtube. they have the best dynamic, their skits together are priceless, and their love for each other is on full display
But without it being a gross monetization thing like with family vloggers.
Who's Amanda's husband??? He's pretty cool I guess
idk but she should bring him on the channel more often he's kinda funny
His name is Danny Gonzalez he's pretty cool
kody co's long lost brother
why tho? WhAt Do yoU MeaN?? ThIs iS hiS chANnel!
Mr Leaf Lmao
was this drew’s way of telling cody he never wants to talk to him again because he did that bottle life vest hack
lauren 😂
lauren 😂
lauren 😂
Why does he not want to talk to himself again tho
@@Ash-ww8xg uh... He ranked this lifehack as "never talk to me again"
Okay but the key one could work? If you bought a little plant pot and stuck the key in, and then set it on the pathway to your house? And then you would always know where it was but robbers would ignore it.
best sibling duo
POV: You're a pistachio and someone dumps you in a laundry detergent bottle.
Wow so emotional
@@nistheelf I’m crying rn
Bro that's so deep
And you know, in this moment, you have utterly failed.
It wouldn't be the weirdest Pornhub tag I've explored...
This is actually Amanda's channel, she's just been out of frame.
Ugh danny again trying to hog her spotlight😤
I stopped watch after she took the pumpkin off her head. Why the H*ck did she do that?
I hate Danny!
Edit: I thought it was Drew. lol
She's really alive and holding drew hostage.
You guys, don’t be cruel. Amanda died in the war.
probably not what they meant but when i heard 'sudden camping' what i immediately thought was suddently homeless 💀
4:55
When you’re running away from the demon that lives in your sink but you step in a puddle while suddenly camping so you duct tape your sock
As a 42-year-old woman I just want Drew to know that his content is ageless and super funny
yourmom thats amazing
Thanks mom
100% agree
People say "okay, boomer," but do they ever ask "are you okay, boomer?"
Adopt me please here are my papers 📄📄📄
Am I the only one who really likes it when Amanda brings her husband in for her videos, he's pretty funny.
Yeah, Danny should start his own channel
yeah, that guys funny, should totally start his own channel one day
LMAO IM DRIVING OFF A CLIFF NJSJSKS
Eloise Leon wait don’t die Amanda’s husband still needs to make a channel
@@RainyDays2790 hE DOeS
Remember kids, it’s not “getting lost in the woods”, it’s “sudden camping”!
You two are my favorite people on the internet!! You’re so good together👍🏿
3:29 POV: You are an ant staring at Drew and Amanda eating pistachios
And then they catch feelings for you
you are a pistachio waiting for your turn
That bit lasted exactly a second and a half too long.
I took a screenshot of that part lmao
i get called out too fast, found this computer in a random guy’s house, i think he is dead because he hasn’t come back haha
amanda’s husband is underrated, he deserves his own channel.
Doesn’t he have a channel named Danny Gonzalez?
@@adso2686 No no, incase you haven't noticed, that's his second channel, where he likes to be goofy and drink La Croix!
@@adso2686 Nah, isn't it 2Drew2Furious?
y’all are being so nice to amanda’s husband but you’ve ignored how she changed the name of her channel to “drew gooden” like who even is that
THIS COMMENT AND THE REPLIES SMDNFSDJ
Drew's is literally the only channel I intentionally don't fast forward through the sponsored section on
"Sudden camping" sounds like a euphemism for eviction.
The life hacks are the equivalent of saying
“Not enough air? Use hot glue to burn your friend to death and cut out his lungs. You can reuse the lungs for grocery bags too!”
Ahh yes if I had a quarter for every time that happened....
I’d have 2 quarters... witch is more than I should have
Hi, Alastor, when did you get here?
@@SubswithNovideos-qj8mq "Which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice." to quote Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz.
That's-
I don't like the mental image of that.
10,000 Subs With no vids One of those quarters was from me!
Let's be honest, this is just "hey watch Drew and Amanda be adorable together while they do stuff" the video. Love you guys
the video? What?
Not really. It's more like they're doing exactly what the title of the video says they're doing.
777 likes how holy
totally. it's the Doing Domestic Home Activities content that i've been missing from jenna marbles. love it!
I agree.
I think this is my favorite video of drew channel, along with every collab videos with danny
amanda is amazing bro keep her more on the channel she's hilarious and her laugh and smile is absolutely so cute bro
I always forget Drew isn't married to Arnold Schwarzenegger
Is that Feng Min? Lol
@@mike12pass 💀✨⛩️ *Queen Shit Only* ⛩️✨💀
@@carm_ar no....
Thank you for this comment
@@carm_ar no, from avatar the Pocahontas ripoff
why is no one talking about the red heart balloon... like it looks...erm... i dont know how to say this... a bit odd? A bit wrong shall i say?
Like a red ball sack you mean? I was wondering where they got a balloon like that
Heart balloon! I was wondering what that was...
I knowwww I wondered why it was shaped like that
Its shaped like that because he's gay, that why he's upset in his relationship. It all comes together
ok ok the only thing it could be tbh
im watching old videos and i just realized this video was posted on my birthday, so that "happy birthday" at the end is hitting different :]
You two are hilarious. Love your videos!
The worst type of camping: sudden camping
It’s like sudden death, deadly and surprising
Watch out kids this could happen to anyone anywhere no one is safe
Anaya Warren yes yes it is
Don't you hate it when you fall asleep in your bed and wake up in a tent? Sudden camping. What a doozy!!
Kokosnoot Mannetje ikr it gets so confusing when your showering minding your own business, then suddenly your naked in the middle of the forest, life is crazy
Lucky I always carry a roll of gaffer tape with me, because there’s nothing unusual about that!
Very confusing out of context, I feel threatened
Amanda lovingly placing orange slices on drew's face is the kind of relationsip I want
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The key with grass on it could work if it’s in like a potted plant you have on your porch next to your door
You guys are so cute together 🥺 I love the energy in this video I hope u guys do more vids together in the future c:
I love the random cuts to Amanda looking disgusted
Ikr
Her expressions are what we're thinking of those hacks
They are fantastic.
It doesn't matter how many times you wash a detergent bottle, you will NEVER get the trace chemicals out of the plastic.
Good point I didn’t even think about that but then you could market it as “bleach flavored pistachios hack” and the teens would use the hack
But the pistachios are in a bowl. Only the shells touch the plastic.
i mean true but the shells protect them tho
Someone should probably check on Seth from Superbad then
i mean that’s even better no?
I’m a new sub and I know this is 1 year old but I always thought the wife was a joke and didn’t exist, I’m happy for him
Thanks for the channel drew
3:30 pov: you've been captured by giants but all they do is eat pistachios all day
The giant on the right kinda fine 🥵🥵
@@re_i_gn shit.. your right..
@@threeco2350 no my right
@@QueenFondue no, im talking about re!gn's right
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