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  • @leeroy6638
    @leeroy6638 Год назад +58092

    Mmnn square food

    • @wukosu
      @wukosu Год назад +359

      yummy

    • @knashboi3914
      @knashboi3914 Год назад +655

      Wow so this is the pinned comment

    • @AgntPig
      @AgntPig Год назад +32

      Yes

    • @-bugbite
      @-bugbite Год назад +107

      mmnn

    • @fooled0NE
      @fooled0NE Год назад +343

      The guys at drew gooden work fast

  • @whatever9097
    @whatever9097 Год назад +8210

    I’m almost impressed by how the squares simultaneously have dystopian and 70s jello salad vibes

    • @zacharyprice7720
      @zacharyprice7720 Год назад +389

      70s jello salad feels pretty dystopian

    • @AnnaM-sp2qd
      @AnnaM-sp2qd Год назад +285

      Agreed, 'dystopian' was the first word that came to mind when I saw these cubes! What a bizarre product, like, what is their demographic?? Nursing homes? Hurricane victims? Space age cafeteria food? Honestly

    • @glumbortango7182
      @glumbortango7182 Год назад +152

      @@AnnaM-sp2qd I'd guess picky eaters, limited diet options, maybe for when food is needed but can't be prepared easily...
      But then the execution and pricetag lost all of that

    • @endTHEhegemony_Today
      @endTHEhegemony_Today Год назад +9

      Oh no not jello salad

    • @ShatteredGlass916
      @ShatteredGlass916 Год назад +50

      Hahahaha true that. The quirky square shape and how it rationed per food parts (one for broccoli, one for chicken, etc) made it felt like in one of those awful dystopian future where everyone either lived rich or lived poor

  • @FireRose720
    @FireRose720 Год назад +6464

    These two have a sense of humor that really complements each other. They should get married or something.

    • @Call_Upon_YAH
      @Call_Upon_YAH Год назад +14

      Jesus Christ is the propitiation for the whole world's sins. They that believeth and are baptized (with the Holy Spirit) shall be saved; but they that believeth not shall be damned. Those led by the Holy Spirit do not abide in wickedness.
      *God is ONE manifesting himself as THREE;* the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit! Bless him! *For these three are one.*
      As I am led by the Holy Spirit, nothing I state is a lie, but the truth of God. Anyone who tells you differently is misinformed or a liar. They do not know God, nor led by him.
      Anyone who *claims* to be a Christian and is against what I am doing, and where I am doing it; the Holy Spirit does not dwell within them, they lack understanding. They know not God, read his word, and their religion is in vain. Do not hear them, they will mislead you, the lost cannot guide the lost.

    • @Call_Upon_YAH
      @Call_Upon_YAH Год назад +9

      Another truth many have been deceived of:
      When you trust in God and cast your cares (worries, anxiety, depression, suicidal thoughts) upon him, they will be NO MORE!
      Know that there is power in the name Jesus Christ! His name casts out demons and heals!
      The world is wicked, evil, and of the devil.
      I too, was a wicked sinner of the world before I opened my heart to God. I am living proof of God's work and fruitfulness! He is an active God who hears the prayers of his! God's children are set apart (holy) and righteous. The devil is a liar that comes to steal, to kill, and to destroy; that includes your relationship with God.
      Open your heart to God, repent of your sins (he will forgive you), and let him direct your path. Draw nigh to God, and he will draw nigh to you. Cleanse your hands and purify your heart, lest you walk with the devil and follow him to hell.

    • @rerererereree
      @rerererereree Год назад +5

      @@Call_Upon_YAH god is dead

    • @Aiion
      @Aiion Год назад +277

      @@Call_Upon_YAH lol what

    • @mysticmikan5619
      @mysticmikan5619 Год назад +229

      @@Aiion Just some random preacher. Seen them on Kurtis' videos too. Best ignore them lol

  • @JamVar
    @JamVar Год назад +2147

    3:41 How did they manage to take ALL the potassium out of broccoli and spinach? Even at a 45g serving, they naturally have a bunch of potassium. I'd say that shit is bananas, but clearly, it's not.

    • @salem-01
      @salem-01 Год назад +258

      Amazing pun, insightful commentary, educational content.
      8/13 comment

    • @alienfromlhs1140b
      @alienfromlhs1140b 10 месяцев назад +57

      @@salem-01id give it at least a 10/13

    • @salem-01
      @salem-01 10 месяцев назад +125

      @@alienfromlhs1140b no no 8s the highest score, it goes up and down like a tent

    • @blookit4449
      @blookit4449 4 месяца назад +30

      I implore u to explain how it’s like a tent

    • @copperdragonofchaos1983
      @copperdragonofchaos1983 4 месяца назад +23

      @@blookit4449 bc jason mandoza said so

  • @baepsaesay
    @baepsaesay 11 месяцев назад +6248

    The square and glossy appearance of square food is the closest I'll ever get to my dream of eating delicious looking soap

    • @marissariley7319
      @marissariley7319 9 месяцев назад +102

      Yes! I actually really love the shape and glossiness, it looks appetizing to me 😅

    • @morbidsearch
      @morbidsearch 9 месяцев назад +203

      My dream is to open a store where everything looks like Lush products but it's edible.

    • @wren000
      @wren000 9 месяцев назад +67

      just actually eat delicious looking soap

    • @steponkusceponas4085
      @steponkusceponas4085 9 месяцев назад +21

      the shape reminds me of those mousse desserts

    • @_.Ok.
      @_.Ok. 8 месяцев назад +31

      you already can eat delicious looking soap, the bowel movement afterward will be an interesting experience though

  • @ToomanyFrancis
    @ToomanyFrancis Год назад +9272

    I like how customer support called the yellow juice on your chicken squares "secret sauce" and then told you how they make the sauce.

    • @idontwantahandlethough
      @idontwantahandlethough Год назад +406

      the secret is that the "secret ingredient" is thousand island dressing 99% of the time :)
      (except for this time. This is that 1% lol)

    • @Call_Upon_YAH
      @Call_Upon_YAH Год назад +11

      Jesus Christ is the propitiation for the whole world's sins. They that believeth and are baptized (with the Holy Spirit) shall be saved; but they that believeth not shall be damned. Those led by the Holy Spirit do not abide in wickedness. 👍🏾
      *God is ONE manifesting himself as THREE;* the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit! Bless him! *For these three are one.*
      As I am led by the Holy Spirit, nothing I state is a lie, but the truth of God. Anyone who tells you differently is misinformed or a liar. They do not know God, nor led by him.
      Anyone who *claims* to be a Christian and is against what I am doing, and where I am doing it; the Holy Spirit does not dwell within them, they lack understanding. They know not God, read his word, and their religion is in vain. Do not hear them, they will mislead you, the lost cannot guide the lost.

    • @Call_Upon_YAH
      @Call_Upon_YAH Год назад +8

      Another truth many have been deceived of:
      When you trust in God and cast your cares (worries, anxiety, depression, suicidal thoughts) upon him, they will be NO MORE!
      Know that there is power in the name Jesus Christ! His name casts out demons and heals!
      The world is wicked, evil, and of the devil.
      I too, was a wicked sinner of the world before I opened my heart to God. I am living proof of God's work and fruitfulness! He is an active God who hears the prayers of his! God's children are set apart (holy) and righteous. The devil is a liar that comes to steal, to kill, and to destroy; that includes your relationship with God!
      Open your heart to God, repent of your sins (he will forgive you), and let him direct your path. Draw nigh to God, and he will draw nigh to you. Cleanse your hands and purify your heart, lest you walk with the devil and follow him to hell.

    • @Free.zen.
      @Free.zen. Год назад +346

      Imaginary sky daddy will not fix my chemical imbalance, Richard.

    • @bcc5701
      @bcc5701 Год назад +267

      @@Call_Upon_YAH yes, this chicken square is an affront to Jesus and god

  • @gracemceuen2058
    @gracemceuen2058 Год назад +7052

    Absolutely obsessed with Drew saying “good game” as he bro hugs his wife. That’s the kinda relationship I’m after tbh

    • @hnichole
      @hnichole Год назад +283

      I can't get over how adorable that was, they're so cute. 😭

    • @moon.2674
      @moon.2674 Год назад +117

      relationship goals

    • @pissapocalypse
      @pissapocalypse Год назад +169

      Can't wait to brohug my future spouse lol

    • @deereye87
      @deereye87 Год назад +28

      @@pissapocalypse
      Dude same

    • @DialecticRed
      @DialecticRed Год назад +12

      yess same 🥺

  • @Lucifersfursona
    @Lucifersfursona 7 месяцев назад +700

    It’s like they wanted to do a homogenized texture for people with sensory texture issues- but they chose one of the worst possible textures

    • @RubyBlueUwU
      @RubyBlueUwU Месяц назад +89

      The good news is you know what you’re getting and it’s the same every time. The bad news is it’s always bad. It’s like a monkey’s paw situation.

    • @Lucifersfursona
      @Lucifersfursona Месяц назад +21

      Little known fact when Kurtis said “squeet” he was referring to square eat, or squeet

    • @Ligmamonkey
      @Ligmamonkey Месяц назад +11

      HAHAHA, I have mild "sensory texture issues" with food and didn't think about this.
      To me, the squares seem like mushy unpredictable nightmares from a picky/sensitive eater perspective.
      Haven't tried em' tho so can't say for sure, but they sure don't look appealing.

    • @Lucifersfursona
      @Lucifersfursona 23 дня назад +10

      @@Ligmamonkeyas a person so nerfed I can’t handle the textures of a cooked bean, one of the best and most widespread human foods of all time, a grainy wet square is an actual nightmare and is in fact cruel and unusual. This is less food than soylent drinks and I mean that

    • @Ligmamonkey
      @Ligmamonkey 22 дня назад +1

      I get what you mean, cooked beans are some of the worst things texture wise IMO

  • @lovestruck5346
    @lovestruck5346 Год назад +1759

    "My life is in your hands" before an immediate cut to you serving the mystery cubes to your wife was an incredible bit

  • @TheIckyKoala
    @TheIckyKoala Год назад +2303

    i love how they said "its our secret sauce" and then named all the ingredients

    • @camdencap4974
      @camdencap4974 Год назад +83

      The recipe for Coca-Cola is a secret but you can read the ingredients on the back of the bottle???

    • @BlackGothGirl1
      @BlackGothGirl1 Год назад +66

      But they don’t say how much of each ingredient

    • @OrangesRBerries
      @OrangesRBerries Год назад +39

      They did what pink sauce didn't.

    • @jhandle900
      @jhandle900 Год назад +7

      @@OrangesRBerries it's a scam and not fda approved

    • @jhandle900
      @jhandle900 Год назад +15

      Legally they have to.

  • @buttercuup02
    @buttercuup02 Год назад +13620

    This takes “three square meals a day” to a whole other level

    • @to1620
      @to1620 Год назад +68

      I cracked up at this. 😂

    • @alir8391
      @alir8391 Год назад +81

      the pun we were all waiting for

    • @Jay22222
      @Jay22222 Год назад +57

      Wait, Three square meals or Meal of three squares?
      Or three square meals of three squares.... With secret sauce

    • @rpandya97
      @rpandya97 Год назад +67

      I’d like to imagine that this company started because someone said that and the owner of this company thought what if we could make that actually happen 😂

    • @buttercuup02
      @buttercuup02 Год назад +5

      @@Jay22222 Lol!!!!!!

  • @bassetts1899
    @bassetts1899 10 месяцев назад +371

    I keep coming back specifically because of 9:05 "square plate for square food, circle plate for circle food". Its just... a chefs kiss couple moment.

  • @Burritopizzasauce7
    @Burritopizzasauce7 8 месяцев назад +75

    I feel like the fact that the ad feels more directed towards investors than consumers is a dead give-away that this is more of a pump and dump stock scam than an earnest attempt at making a product.

  • @ivandriggs9077
    @ivandriggs9077 Год назад +8142

    I loved that ending bit, "never judge a book by it's cover, because you never know how it will taste"
    "That's a weird thing to put on the news"
    Completely out of nowhere, absolutely loved it

    • @kiiturii
      @kiiturii Год назад +217

      the delivery was so perfect too

    • @Shae29
      @Shae29 Год назад +16

      YES LMAO

    • @changemystateofmind3659
      @changemystateofmind3659 Год назад +151

      And the sudden clothe change just for that 4 second joke like the man put on a suit for a random punchline

    • @coleze3747
      @coleze3747 Год назад +96

      That had vine energy for sure

    • @lolbrigader
      @lolbrigader Год назад +42

      10/10. I very rarely laugh out loud even when I'm watching videos I think are absolute gold that I even share with friends, but with that I couldn't help but laugh. Was amazing.

  • @aggytuit5155
    @aggytuit5155 Год назад +4442

    I like how they advertised it as "are you tired of airplane food?" and Amanda said that seemed like airplane food. Task failed successfully

    • @fiddleheadfern3
      @fiddleheadfern3 Год назад +67

      Also that's not really a good comparison (at least in my opinion) because airplane food that I tasted so far was delicious and complete. We would have lasagna, steak, stir fry, soup etc..( and it wasn't even a fancy company)

    • @walabixha1746
      @walabixha1746 Год назад +35

      @@fiddleheadfern3 yeah like honestly I love airplane food. Like even when it's just a sandwich I have like it . Hospital food on the other hand is awful. So if you're compering yourself to that it can't be that great

    • @fiddleheadfern3
      @fiddleheadfern3 Год назад +14

      @@walabixha1746 Definitely agree that hospital food is not the best. Though the only time I've been hospitalized I discovered that they also made delicious food but if I didn't ask for them they would keep giving me that tasteless broth. I felt so betrayed 😂

    • @spooktspeek
      @spooktspeek Год назад +11

      what's the deal with airline food!

    • @StuffandThings_
      @StuffandThings_ Год назад +2

      IDK seems like square food to me

  • @mattymerr701
    @mattymerr701 9 месяцев назад +221

    Its a kick in the teeth when they tell you how low their overhead is and how big their margin is. Directly telling you they are scamming you out of a lpt of money

  • @rwolfheart6580
    @rwolfheart6580 Год назад +353

    12:30 killed me. Doing a bro hug with your wife is truly relationship goals.

  • @lotusthemermaid
    @lotusthemermaid Год назад +4187

    My favorite part of this is that they felt like they needed to add grill marks to ensure you believe that this square is indeed "a food."

  • @rubyzzz
    @rubyzzz Год назад +3093

    drew saw our comments about him slowly becoming a video essayist on his last 40 minute video and released a 12 minute video. he's keeping us alert. we can never get too comfortable

    • @RobLives4Love
      @RobLives4Love Год назад +39

      i hope he doesn't stop though

    • @davidbronstein2040
      @davidbronstein2040 Год назад +70

      It wasn't even 12 minutes because of the massive advertisement in the middle.

    • @buckethead60
      @buckethead60 Год назад +93

      @@davidbronstein2040 He's mentioned how the advertisers like the videos being released at the end of the month, so he procrastinates and then speedruns a video to get it out on time.

    • @esobelisk3110
      @esobelisk3110 Год назад +61

      @@buckethead60i think it’s less that advertisers like for it to be released at the end of the month, and more that they want it released *before* the month is over, and he just ends up doing it last minute bc procrastination (relatable)

    • @frostyskeletons8950
      @frostyskeletons8950 Год назад +7

      I thought this felt short

  • @werewolf1301
    @werewolf1301 7 месяцев назад +80

    Amanda really is effortlessly funny. The cut to her grinning while holding up a comically large knife and fork was brilliant

  • @bertmobile
    @bertmobile 10 месяцев назад +163

    oh so THIS is what they meant by three square meals a day

  • @ThatOneMarveller
    @ThatOneMarveller Год назад +52910

    The fact that that this video isn’t sponsored by square space is heart breaking

    • @NashvilleUK
      @NashvilleUK Год назад +1311

      Does that mean no more toppings for the picture of hot dog?

    • @claireskiyt
      @claireskiyt Год назад +1834

      and square food wouldve been a perfect adding to the hot dog :(

    • @ariature
      @ariature Год назад +150

      RIGHT?

    • @TheSecondBeef
      @TheSecondBeef Год назад +402

      Well…we all know why it’s never going to be HelloFresh again 😂💀

    • @nanakirima3711
      @nanakirima3711 Год назад +91

      @@TheSecondBeef why what happened

  • @ogvztjch
    @ogvztjch Год назад +2918

    RIP blue gooden you will be missed

    • @fuzzyotterpaws4395
      @fuzzyotterpaws4395 Год назад +147

      I first discovered Drew Gooden with blue hair so he looks weird without it to me now lol

    • @stupidcunt758
      @stupidcunt758 Год назад +56

      Fly high king 😔

    • @Defaultnoobisme
      @Defaultnoobisme Год назад +6

      Rip

    • @lilblackcat03
      @lilblackcat03 Год назад +68

      He really rocked that blue hair

    • @fuckyou13
      @fuckyou13 Год назад +22

      Nah, he's just trapped in the closet.

  • @someguy4384
    @someguy4384 23 дня назад +9

    "What if we told you we could turn regular food into squares?"
    Dude they turn cows into little circles, how is this supposed to be mind-blowing

  • @JohnDoe-hj9fh
    @JohnDoe-hj9fh 7 месяцев назад +94

    Came back to this video 9 months later just to say they made chunks from starfield a real thing

    • @darksunrise957
      @darksunrise957 7 месяцев назад +1

      That was my first thought. Wild XD

    • @stargirl7646
      @stargirl7646 3 месяца назад

      I was looking for this comment 😂

  • @blueboy284
    @blueboy284 Год назад +6112

    I love that Drew seemed ready to roast the food and the company and then Amanda was like oh I kinda like it and he completely changed his mind and agreed with her instead. We Stan a simp king.

    • @ts90000
      @ts90000 Год назад +653

      Happy wife happy life

    • @OdaSwifteye
      @OdaSwifteye Год назад +267

      You agree with the Wife. I believe it's in 10 commandants.

    • @deereye87
      @deereye87 Год назад +186

      I would not disagree with Amanda under any circumstances.

    • @Justlilmonster
      @Justlilmonster Год назад +66

      Roasting food your significant other love while eating it together is kinda rude tho

    • @18aplateindoors
      @18aplateindoors Год назад +48

      Having different opinions is rude?? And cracking jokes on it (which she knows is his job..even if he likes it) is rude??? Damn people get softer and softer by the day

  • @sidoniegabrielle269
    @sidoniegabrielle269 Год назад +12386

    i love that this just naturally sounds like a weird fever dream someone might have after watching too many drew gooden videos sponsored by hellofresh and squarespace

    • @PunjabiGirl94
      @PunjabiGirl94 Год назад +152

      Lmfao. Brilliant!

    • @ddebnath11
      @ddebnath11 Год назад +75

      omg that's the best comment ever!

    • @StraightEdgeZap
      @StraightEdgeZap Год назад +217

      hellosquare

    • @lyrablack8621
      @lyrablack8621 Год назад +124

      @@PunjabiGirl94 No, not brilliant. I don't think drew's ever been sponsored by brilliant actually 🤔

    • @heartiko2681
      @heartiko2681 Год назад +53

      Exactly! My first thought was trying to figure out if Squarespace had ventured into Hello Fresh's business model and whether it would cause problems for RUclipsrs like Drew that work with both of them

  • @SilverWolf991
    @SilverWolf991 2 месяца назад +18

    it's like a sad beige advocate wanted to tackle the food market minimalist style.

  • @gremlinman9724
    @gremlinman9724 9 месяцев назад +9

    i like that there is absolutely no selling points here. it's school food quality, but less healthy, 10x more expensive, and it tastes exactly as bad.

  • @CharlieSimmer27
    @CharlieSimmer27 Год назад +15929

    i love that drew said he was putting HIS life in the employee's hands, then immediately fed the squares to amanda lol

    • @erinrosecrisman509
      @erinrosecrisman509 Год назад +1260

      Evidently Amanda is his life. That’s rather sweet. ❤️

    • @jacob99503
      @jacob99503 Год назад +434

      When a married person dies the spouse is the first to be investigated.

    • @engagingathena9965
      @engagingathena9965 Год назад +227

      tbf amanda ate them very willingly

    • @ipsitaagarwal7485
      @ipsitaagarwal7485 Год назад +11

      That’s so funny 😂

    • @Paxychi
      @Paxychi Год назад +84

      @@erinrosecrisman509 now that you say that it makes me feel like it was intentional 😭😭

  • @brokenmelodies723
    @brokenmelodies723 Год назад +4200

    Amanda being excited about the square shape and throwing Drew off made my day.

    • @limolitz
      @limolitz Год назад +11

      @@ayasaka2158 Says the guy being mean in a RUclips comment

    • @__m-a-x__
      @__m-a-x__ Год назад +29

      @@ayasaka2158 people in the RUclips comments arguing over who needs to get a life lookin like the Spidermen all pointing at each other lol

    • @General12th
      @General12th Год назад

      @UC6aRlHKbWJkABcuBhY31bHw Go ahead. Make your disappointed RUclips comment. Like it'll make you live a second longer.
      ...
      I've always wanted to say that! :D

    • @EclipseINF
      @EclipseINF Год назад +1

      @@limolitz what did he say? He deleted his comment 😔

    • @worstusernameintheworld9871
      @worstusernameintheworld9871 Год назад

      @@limolitz do you still remember what aya saka (or whoever's that weirdo) said?

  • @jakel5801
    @jakel5801 7 месяцев назад +69

    Glad to see that we can eat Chunks from Starfield in real life

    • @ianmcdermott4614
      @ianmcdermott4614 7 месяцев назад +4

      was looking in the comments for this lmao

  • @trinitybenecke1032
    @trinitybenecke1032 Год назад +1774

    amanda’s reaction to the square sausage reminds me of when i was a kid and wouldn’t eat chicken parmesan unless my mom told me it was chicken pizza

    • @ellifsyaa
      @ellifsyaa Год назад +20

      Nostalgic memory : unlocked!

    • @iwakeupandboomimarat
      @iwakeupandboomimarat Год назад +63

      me not eating any meat unless i was told it was chicken

    • @peepawfart
      @peepawfart Год назад +17

      @@iwakeupandboomimarat ong same this always worked on me. Liver, turkey necks, crawfish, you name it, they told me it was chicken. And i somehow fell for it every damn time. The only time it didn't work is when they told me fish was chicken... turns out fish makes me extremely sick

    • @hannahc5000
      @hannahc5000 Год назад +5

      Never ate tuna unless they called it chicken salad

    • @ellifsyaa
      @ellifsyaa Год назад +2

      @@iwakeupandboomimarat loll

  • @meganm4304
    @meganm4304 Год назад +16275

    drew clearly doesn’t understand the feminine urge to eat rocks

    • @ShatteredGlass916
      @ShatteredGlass916 Год назад +76

      Ayo wha

    • @chy7
      @chy7 Год назад +559

      honey that’s not feminine that’s pica

    • @parkerknight8738
      @parkerknight8738 Год назад +435

      @@chy7 I mean, pica is more common in females 😂

    • @giuliaadde
      @giuliaadde Год назад +745

      Abigail from Stardew Valley wrote this comment

    • @cloverlovania
      @cloverlovania Год назад +553

      honestly yeah. i always get the feminine urge to shovel rocks into my mouth, especially the colourful gemstones you get in shops

  • @1Thunderfire
    @1Thunderfire Год назад +64

    This is both weirdly fascinating and horrifying. I imagine square food to be something like jelly or fruit puree or something like that. Or alternatively, the posh, gourmet cat food that comes in those squarish boxes.

  • @notquitebeats
    @notquitebeats Месяц назад +9

    "We ate squares" Has got to be the most hillariously blunt title

  • @abbywolffe4114
    @abbywolffe4114 Год назад +1297

    I love that they made square versions of nuts, as if a small pack of pistachios isn't convenient to eat anyway

    • @deereye87
      @deereye87 Год назад +3

      Circle nuts are too hard to eat, gimme them square nuts

    • @changednamelit
      @changednamelit Год назад +32

      Wait no youre totally right lmao

    • @vanessameow1902
      @vanessameow1902 Год назад +5

      Wait you might be on to something

    • @ddjsoyenby
      @ddjsoyenby Год назад +7

      everything is better as squares.....i love squares the greatest shape.

    • @livyann2143
      @livyann2143 Год назад +27

      They make precooked and seasoned grilled chicken strips that you buy frozen, for way cheaper than this. I literally microwave them and they ACTUALLY taste good and might be more convenient since to make the squares taste better you've gotta dirty a pan. they literally sell pouches of microwaveable rice, again for cheaper for a larger serving. Think they're like $1.50 now and it's easily the same as three squares. For the veggies, if you hate veggie texture- just heat up baby food and add some seasoning salt. If you like veggie texture, you can get 8oz-1lb of frozen veggies in a microwaveable streamable bag for $0.75-1.50. For fish, there's pouches of seasoned tuna/salmon that don't even need heating for around $1.50 also. As for nuts, as you said, they make 100cal pouches of nuts for cheaper than the squares. I keep some in my bag. If ya don't like the texture of nuts- nut butter exists! Basically you can make pretty easy and comparable meals with less cost and possibly less cooking/prep and more importantly- it's probably gonna taste better. Idk I get the square thing for those who have adversions to texture or the look of food, specifically for those with autism spectrum disorder. I have ASD (previously diagnosed as moderate functioning asbergers) and so I have issues with texture or look of food, for example cooked spinach, watermelon, tough cuts of beef, pork chops, yogurt drinks and more. My solutions? Eat raw spinach or have it blended into something else, watermelon popsicles (the real kind made of juice), ground beef, I avoid pork tbh, and I eat actual yogurt. If you're a desperate caregiver to an autistic dependent, squares might be a valuable tool. You could also make your own with molds and some simple ingredients like starches to bind things and stuff like gelatin to help hold the shape for cold items.

  • @buggyboy4202
    @buggyboy4202 Год назад +39312

    I love watching drew slowly fill his house with pointless items that he hates

  • @fool9899
    @fool9899 Год назад +35

    6:50 I want someone to treat me the way drew treats drew

  • @BlueKyuubi64
    @BlueKyuubi64 Год назад +3358

    Telling his wife "good game" is the funniest thing ever to me for whatever reason

    • @totalweirdo8538
      @totalweirdo8538 Год назад +69

      What I love even more is that she said it first!

    • @moldingpotatoes
      @moldingpotatoes Год назад +15

      Their married? Thought they were just dating

    • @br3akstuff
      @br3akstuff Год назад +17

      @@moldingpotatoes Lol

    • @AnnaM-sp2qd
      @AnnaM-sp2qd Год назад +24

      Yes, and the bro back slap 🤣 hysterical!

    • @aproxamillionwasps474
      @aproxamillionwasps474 Год назад +16

      It gave me “cool youth pastor” vibes

  • @hannsvii
    @hannsvii 7 месяцев назад +14

    The irony of this being recommended to me only a week or so after Starfeild gets released

  • @tristonshelley96
    @tristonshelley96 7 месяцев назад +13

    Bro was eating Chunks 9 months before starfield

  • @LOLcat3016
    @LOLcat3016 Год назад +1719

    Drew has gone from commentary channel to product reviewer

    • @drewisgooden
      @drewisgooden  Год назад +1459

      ran out of stuff to comment on

    • @sinkingfrog368
      @sinkingfrog368 Год назад +117

      ig a review is just commentary on a product

    • @joeyeardley4002
      @joeyeardley4002 Год назад +25

      I just like to see what the funny lil guy does next

    • @bogwife7942
      @bogwife7942 Год назад +66

      @@drewisgooden drew please react to slugs

    • @weathermansam2
      @weathermansam2 Год назад +13

      Dreaming of a day when the product review genre will be mine all mine

  • @YouTube
    @YouTube Год назад +16341

    i really appreciate amanda's use of a humongous fork and spoon to eat some squares

    • @drewisgooden
      @drewisgooden  Год назад +10432

      thanks youtube -amanda

    • @PanPaws
      @PanPaws Год назад +191

      Forst

    • @Aof104
      @Aof104 Год назад +299

      RUclips

    • @diegosandokan
      @diegosandokan Год назад +23

      shut up corporation

    • @choerryerim
      @choerryerim Год назад +1613

      youtube is a little stinker?!?!?! slay era 😍😍

  • @hapcot
    @hapcot 7 месяцев назад +9

    This company was just ahead of its time. They walked so Chunks could run

  • @toko1368
    @toko1368 Год назад +8347

    Nothing like good ol' Drew reminding me that it's the end of the month

  • @ellie8161
    @ellie8161 Год назад +1818

    Debbi Clark's review at 2:13 is way more polite than it needed to be, and I honestly respect her for that

    • @oliviasommerville4733
      @oliviasommerville4733 Год назад +314

      “Just my own opine of course!” we love a respectful Debbi 😂

    • @nicky7738
      @nicky7738 Год назад +251

      She wishes them good luck 🥹 What a precious soul

    • @BrotherlyBear
      @BrotherlyBear Год назад +137

      I trust her review more than Drew's tbh

    • @deereye87
      @deereye87 Год назад +83

      She seems so sweet

    • @zeleniawolfe
      @zeleniawolfe Год назад +5

      Who's she?

  • @shokochaddington910
    @shokochaddington910 7 месяцев назад +8

    Starfield Chunks IRL

  • @shawgrass7962
    @shawgrass7962 7 месяцев назад +9

    Choose you chunks.

  • @KenzLovesMovies
    @KenzLovesMovies Год назад +2051

    I love that we're all expecting these to be terrible just for Amanda to be into them

    • @Jehty21
      @Jehty21 Год назад +28

      I don't know her enough to judge if she really liked it or if she is just too nice.

    • @SieMiezekatze
      @SieMiezekatze Год назад +154

      So glad she came back from Afghanistan for this vid

    • @jsteves666
      @jsteves666 Год назад +3

      @@SieMiezekatzeyou beat me to it xDD

    • @TheDavidish
      @TheDavidish Год назад +5

      @@SieMiezekatze didn’t she fall down that well?

    • @catsplat1272
      @catsplat1272 Год назад +1

      @@TheDavidish no that was Laura

  • @koebiemi2095
    @koebiemi2095 Год назад +2940

    Idk why but Amanda’s “they look like little rocks!” had me crying with laughter I love her

    • @mustachiomarshmallow
      @mustachiomarshmallow Год назад +50

      Also the editing on that part makes it even better

    • @jess3452
      @jess3452 Год назад +33

      9:50 for yall who wanna see it again

    • @eidoln9206
      @eidoln9206 Год назад +11

      @@jess3452 you're a hero for posting the time of that iconic scene /g

    • @ddjsoyenby
      @ddjsoyenby Год назад +2

      she's awesome.

  • @thetyler101
    @thetyler101 7 месяцев назад +8

    Welcome to Chunks. Please chose your Chunks.

  • @DrGooseDuckman
    @DrGooseDuckman 7 месяцев назад +15

    1:04- homegirl straight sawing on that sqnugget

  • @jollyranchrrrs9478
    @jollyranchrrrs9478 Год назад +9377

    I’m so used to drew Gooden’s 30-40 minute videos that this video felt like a minute

    • @unlitrash
      @unlitrash Год назад +402

      dude yes i thought the same i was so mad when it ended 😭

    • @harucat543
      @harucat543 Год назад +135

      same! like that was over SO quickly

    • @birdonline2751
      @birdonline2751 Год назад +186

      The squares were small didnt take long enough to eat

    • @calowenby1654
      @calowenby1654 Год назад +5

      Very much agreed.

    • @Earth2McKay
      @Earth2McKay Год назад +1

      Video could have been 7 mins shorter. Didn't even really review them until 7 mins in. Should have only been a 5 min video.

  • @michelle7002
    @michelle7002 Год назад +761

    amanda is like that cool older cousin you wanna spend time with so badly, every time i see her in a thumbnail i get so excited

    • @OrangesRBerries
      @OrangesRBerries Год назад +8

      Fr, she's pretty much the only reason I watch Drew's channel.

    • @fresh.coffee
      @fresh.coffee Год назад +16

      GOD that is spot on

    • @pissapocalypse
      @pissapocalypse Год назад +14

      I like that Amanda includes Drew in her videos. He's a pretty funny guy!

  • @mattblack9161
    @mattblack9161 7 месяцев назад +7

    Oh my god, this is where Starfield got the idea for Chunks

  • @hhhcontent3930
    @hhhcontent3930 8 месяцев назад +4

    My problem is that they aren't cubes, they're shorter than they are long and wide

  • @hellformichelle
    @hellformichelle Год назад +5614

    As someone who works in customer service and also does the customer chat from time to time, I can assure you that Vivian was probably flying by the seat of their pants and bullshitting their way through that chat lmaooo

    • @screwyourhandle
      @screwyourhandle Год назад +664

      Wow what a fantastic way to address potential food safety issues that could put customers' lives at risk and sink your business. Certain things shouldn't be bullshitted tbh

    • @ridhosamudro2199
      @ridhosamudro2199 Год назад +530

      @@screwyourhandle I mean Vivian got away with it, it seems. So far I mean

    • @JungleLibrary
      @JungleLibrary Год назад +181

      That's so not how customer service has worked at any of the companies I've worked at. I mean, training exists specifically so that you don't have to just make shit up?

    • @riabouchinska
      @riabouchinska Год назад +40

      Vivian might be an evil genius

    • @Brekfastmachine
      @Brekfastmachine Год назад +370

      @@JungleLibrary It probably depends on the size of the company. I've been in a position where I was trying to address a food safety issue with customers while the higher ups were deciding exactly how much information they wanted me to have. I didn't eat any of the food after that.

  • @novaIia
    @novaIia 8 месяцев назад +4

    I guess it's a nice alternative when your cat gets tired of its current luxury food

  • @dolphinboi-playmonsterranc9668
    @dolphinboi-playmonsterranc9668 Год назад +27

    1:13 Wendy's is actually quite successful, sir.

  • @nintendawesome
    @nintendawesome Год назад +1428

    I like to imagine that Drew exists in a world where everyone except his wife is Drew and that these are all different ppl unbeknownst to us

    • @rayafoxr3
      @rayafoxr3 Год назад +72

      I’m fascinated by your mind

    • @threedragonstalk2123
      @threedragonstalk2123 Год назад +65

      Making Drew also the only married man in existence

    • @martyclarkworship
      @martyclarkworship Год назад +56

      the drewniverse

    • @FreezingmoonDSBM
      @FreezingmoonDSBM Год назад +46

      @@threedragonstalk2123 maybe the Drew’s marry each other

    • @queertherapy4919
      @queertherapy4919 Год назад +28

      @@FreezingmoonDSBM there have been videos where he dates himself lmao

  • @gertoise
    @gertoise 7 месяцев назад +8

    chunks!

  • @Raequorum
    @Raequorum Год назад +629

    Ah yes, my favorite thing to do at restaurants: ignore their food and eat the squares I brought with me instead.

    • @Sheristen
      @Sheristen Год назад +6

      hahaha, right?

    • @no_peace
      @no_peace Год назад +1

      That reminds me of sesame street

  • @ericpigeon6179
    @ericpigeon6179 7 месяцев назад +5

    Sooo.... starfield’s chunks are real?!?

  • @jeixsdaier9265
    @jeixsdaier9265 Месяц назад +2

    This feels like a depressing vision of what future food would be like the type you see in cyberpunk that seem sketchy

  • @mrspacy
    @mrspacy Год назад +716

    Amanda saying they look like rocks with such whimsy and excitement is not what I expected

  • @thekitkatlizard8661
    @thekitkatlizard8661 Год назад +2909

    For everyone's information, most of the squares are only 30-70 calories per square.
    You'd need to eat like 30 of them a day to meet your daily needed calorie intake unless you eat a lot of empty calories each day, or eat like 60% mixed bean squares.

    • @InsaneLaughter01
      @InsaneLaughter01 Год назад +144

      Honestly, if you get numbing spray and not texture sensitive, you could get these for dieting.

    • @youraftermyrobotbee
      @youraftermyrobotbee Год назад +603

      Ah, this confirms it. These are for those orthorexic techbros who deeply ontologically resent the human need to eat.

    • @jezzaboi2168
      @jezzaboi2168 Год назад +396

      Just take a swig of olive oil to make up 1000+ of the remaining calories

    • @apriljk6557
      @apriljk6557 Год назад +300

      I was wondering about the calories. The fact they're not high in calories makes the price even more baffling.

    • @avian2487
      @avian2487 Год назад +47

      Supplement your square diet with Huel

  • @NickBread
    @NickBread Год назад +71

    I'm watching this video for like the 20th time (because I love Drew and Amanda and I like to rewatch videos when I do stuff) and I just realised what the actual target audience might be, at 8:39.
    Seeing all these labels with common allergens makes me thing that it's specifically supposed to be "convenience food" for people who have multiple or severe food allergies.
    Another thing that comes to mind is maybe people with texture issues or with difficulties swallowing?

    • @pap-fr
      @pap-fr 5 месяцев назад +11

      Or it's literally just a company trying to make something this easy to mass produce popular in order to make a profit. If they intended it to be for those people they'd advertise it that way. It would actually get them customers

  • @stadiumseating
    @stadiumseating 7 месяцев назад +9

    the starfield team definitely saw this when coming up with chunks

  • @Xamag
    @Xamag Год назад +7245

    Just coming back from a food poisoning incident, after keeping an ordered meal in my fridge for too long, the "secret yellow sauce" part filled me with indescribable fear. To all Goodens, please survive

    • @thenetherbaddie9760
      @thenetherbaddie9760 Год назад +251

      i hope you recovered well. i too had food poisoning a bit ago so i feel your pain lol

    • @dart354
      @dart354 Год назад +148

      food poisoning is the worst 😭😭 i hope ur okay now dude

    • @beyondwilline3634
      @beyondwilline3634 Год назад +33

      Yellow sauce is nutss

    • @judfps
      @judfps Год назад +212

      i’ve never got food poisoning but my sister puked on me from food poising once. not a very useful statement but thought i would share

    • @dancheasal4298
      @dancheasal4298 Год назад +52

      Thanks for the info jud

  • @shynye
    @shynye Год назад +1554

    Drew and Amanda put their lives on the line for us on this channel 😂

  • @liszst
    @liszst 7 месяцев назад +5

    it's like cubes from starfield but this came first, probably lmao

  • @megharoni
    @megharoni 7 месяцев назад +6

    Playing Starfield and as soon as I saw their “Chunks,” I remembered this video.

  • @JayEyedWolf
    @JayEyedWolf Год назад +1997

    "They look like little rocks!" The urge to eat nonedible items is clearly strong in this one. I'm glad it fulfilled that urge 😂

    • @brianman1677
      @brianman1677 Год назад +36

      NO DON'T TEXT THEM IT'S A TRAP

    • @JayEyedWolf
      @JayEyedWolf Год назад +35

      @@brianman1677 😂 I appreciate your concern my friend, but I knew it to be spam. Thank you for your service protecting the innocent on the internet tho 🙏

    • @brianman1677
      @brianman1677 Год назад +19

      @@JayEyedWolf Welcome! It's just what I do

    • @daryissaplayz2312
      @daryissaplayz2312 Год назад +29

      As a wise rat once said, "PICA PICA"

    • @charlierossington-smith2991
      @charlierossington-smith2991 Год назад +14

      @@daryissaplayz2312 for some reason that really got me. The visual of him just screaming out random neurological conditions while attacking is 10/10

  • @ShallowVA
    @ShallowVA Год назад +2034

    “Our salmon squares come with a yellow secret sauce.” Excuse me, I need to go fall to my knees and scream at the sky in horror for a moment.

    • @kittencutie7074
      @kittencutie7074 Год назад +29

      Pls tell me it's just mustard

    • @runeanonymous9760
      @runeanonymous9760 Год назад +186

      @@kittencutie7074 if it’s with salmon I would more readily assume it to be some lemon thing.

    • @maloryfunction2260
      @maloryfunction2260 Год назад +141

      ​@@runeanonymous9760 the customer service person said carrot, ginger, and lemon

    • @GogiRegion
      @GogiRegion Год назад +86

      @@maloryfunction2260 Carrot, ginger, and lemon are all good with salmon, so it’s not the weirdest thing out there.

    • @Nevernamed
      @Nevernamed Год назад

      @@GogiRegion Culinary presentation guidelines would suggest that you dont slather your meat squares with something that looks like infected pus.

  • @nickcarter6949
    @nickcarter6949 7 месяцев назад +4

    Anyone playing Starfield, this is the real life chunks

  • @mistermorphescarnoe2898
    @mistermorphescarnoe2898 7 месяцев назад +3

    real life chunks

  • @pnutty5139
    @pnutty5139 Год назад +8

    I'm so excited to finally see someone taste test these things! I've been waiting since the launch hoping someone would make a video like this. I just can't get soylent green out of my head when i look at the squares lol

  • @beesbrownies
    @beesbrownies Год назад +424

    I love how Amanda goes penguin brain and just goes "rocks"

    • @zoutewand
      @zoutewand Год назад +40

      Square plate for square food..... circle plate for circle food

    • @nerdoftheatre
      @nerdoftheatre Год назад +2

      Well, male penguins bring smooth pebbles to a female they love.
      I was going somewhere with that and my brain stopped working after that sentence

    • @beesbrownies
      @beesbrownies Год назад +1

      @@nerdoftheatre yeah thats kinda what i was going for u get it

  • @bonsaipropaganda
    @bonsaipropaganda Год назад +4

    drew you make being funny seem so effortless. you're the only person ever who can get me to sit through an entire ad willingly.

  • @perfectparadox7389
    @perfectparadox7389 7 месяцев назад +4

    In case you ever wanted to take a bit out of an airpod case

  • @captainj6298
    @captainj6298 Год назад +653

    I appreciate how Drew’s house must be a multiversal nexus or something considering how many different versions of him regularly just show up. Really nice of him to give them parts in his videos, too.

  • @NoahCraig
    @NoahCraig Год назад +2785

    The abrupt ending had me flying 50 feet out of a glass window.

    • @scottpeltier3977
      @scottpeltier3977 Год назад +59

      Damn I hope you ain’t injured

    • @daryissaplayz2312
      @daryissaplayz2312 Год назад +39

      How was the hospital?

    • @Loderyod
      @Loderyod Год назад +108

      Judging by the lack of response, the flight didn't go that well...

    • @Bedhead13
      @Bedhead13 Год назад +13

      You ok?

    • @alybot2.059
      @alybot2.059 Год назад +23

      Bella did you fall out a window loca?

  • @johntaylor1189
    @johntaylor1189 Год назад +1

    I really like the fact that they (especially Amanda) genuinely seemed to enjoy them. Not love them, but just enjoy them

  • @stacyhiller3696
    @stacyhiller3696 7 месяцев назад +5

    I just saw this after playing starfield for 30 hours and I must say these look just like all the chunk food products in the game.

  • @topotondo828
    @topotondo828 Год назад +124

    Three square meals a day now has a new meaning

  • @myusernamegoeshere90
    @myusernamegoeshere90 Год назад +707

    I can’t believe you made me spend the whole video expecting a Hello Fresh sponsorship just to pull the rug under me like this, Drew

    • @changednamelit
      @changednamelit Год назад +55

      I mean he does pull a reference to HelloFresh by mentioning food that you can order to cook at home, but i dont think he was allowed to say the name bc he's being sponsored

    • @Chuckpeeto
      @Chuckpeeto Год назад +21

      He literally said in the beginning that it was sponsored by google domains lol

    • @Chuckpeeto
      @Chuckpeeto Год назад +1

      @@changednamelit nah don't think that's it because domains only sponsored a portion of the video, not the whole thing so they can't control what he says in the rest of the video

    • @PoisonFlower765
      @PoisonFlower765 Год назад +10

      I was expecting either Hello Fresh or Square Space.

    • @Bornbad_buzz
      @Bornbad_buzz Год назад

      Hello fresh “ I’m I a joke to you”

  • @RoboJules
    @RoboJules 5 месяцев назад +3

    Oh hey it's Starfield chunks.

    • @gearyae
      @gearyae 4 месяца назад

      Welcome to Chunks; please choose your Chunks.

  • @minzy4611
    @minzy4611 Год назад +1500

    I love how Amanda has the colour scheme of the squares. The white for the dress or what is. The dark green/olive for the shirt under and the light yellow for her hair.

    • @nowayitsjennie
      @nowayitsjennie Год назад +56

      I came here to say exactly this. It's very visually satisfying.

    • @daryissaplayz2312
      @daryissaplayz2312 Год назад +30

      MmmmMmm Square

    • @josiahramos7621
      @josiahramos7621 Год назад +7

      ​@@daryissaplayz2312 yum minecraft food.

    • @40watt53
      @40watt53 2 месяца назад

      The fact that Amanda, the squares, Drew, and their house all look the same is really visually pleasing.

  • @CaptainCaterpillars
    @CaptainCaterpillars Год назад +779

    I just want to say, I’m genuinely happy you found someone like Amanda.

    • @TBone4983
      @TBone4983 Год назад +103

      Right?! So awesome that he found someone to be his partner while he eats square foods, turns lots of liquids into ice, buys every gimmicky product on social media... we love to see it.

    • @ke1vin
      @ke1vin Год назад +23

      @@TBone4983the American dream

    • @manboy4720
      @manboy4720 Год назад +38

      i'm glad that she returned from fighting in afghanistan.

    • @CaseyTyler357
      @CaseyTyler357 Год назад +72

      @@manboy4720 I'm assuming you didn't know, so just a heads up that Amanda politely requested we stop making the Afghanistan jokes

    • @yersiniapestis5237
      @yersiniapestis5237 Год назад +7

      @@basm6445 She made a post on the subreddit.

  • @Cronama
    @Cronama 7 месяцев назад +2

    They look like the little soaps grandma keeps in a wicker basket in the bathroom that you're not allowed to use.

  • @baitposter
    @baitposter 7 месяцев назад +3

    In hindsight, Starfield has these as _Chunks_ now

  • @lordfarquaad5358
    @lordfarquaad5358 7 месяцев назад +7

    I love it, it's like the chunks of food from starfield

  • @LoveLee_Dreamer
    @LoveLee_Dreamer Год назад +689

    If they did make a square food restaurant, you KNOW it would be called Qube.

    • @tjenadonn6158
      @tjenadonn6158 Год назад +16

      Pronounced the same as Quibi

    • @joshc5613
      @joshc5613 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@tjenadonn6158and probably just as successful!

  • @jakepetty2204
    @jakepetty2204 Год назад +472

    this video was such chaos.. the ad read, the circle food, the "good game" after they ate food, the ending... incredible. loved it

  • @koolgingerkats9692
    @koolgingerkats9692 7 месяцев назад +4

    Starfield chunks are real

  • @Thrarm
    @Thrarm 11 месяцев назад +3

    this is… dystopian

  • @have_you_seen_my_broccoli
    @have_you_seen_my_broccoli Год назад +636

    I love that Drew’s ads are funny and not agonizing to watch

    • @Antigen__
      @Antigen__ Год назад +1

      Drew's and Wulff Den's sponsor segments are the only ones I don't ever skip

    • @MsRainingDays
      @MsRainingDays Год назад +3

      And take up half the video

    • @clover4958
      @clover4958 Год назад

      no they arent.

    • @have_you_seen_my_broccoli
      @have_you_seen_my_broccoli 11 месяцев назад

      @@Antigen__ Scott cramer’s are great too

  • @slenderguy2342
    @slenderguy2342 Год назад +183

    It’s like those sci-fi movies when they have to eat from a cafeteria in a space station and they have to eat gross cubed, versions of normal foods.

    • @PB-vb4ob
      @PB-vb4ob Год назад +2

      Or soylent green. Turns out it’s people.

  • @downja
    @downja 7 месяцев назад +5

    It’s like the Chunks food brand from Starfield