I ate like Tom Brady for a month
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I did it; I ate like Tom. And it was alright.
intro to tom - 0:00
unboxing - 5:57
tom's products - 7:38
tom's water - 11:08
tom's book - 12:58
tom's food - 15:00
tom's workouts - 20:45
I am tom now - 22:58
my thoughts on TB12 - 24:47
the rest of the video - 30:52
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why wait 20 years when we can start to forget about you now
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forgotten by yesterday
The fact that Drew made the concept of this video that he was going to replace Tom Brady by becoming exactly like Tom Brady only for Tom Brady to un-retire with TWO DAYS left in the challenge is so fucking incredible. You can't script content that good
Unless Drew is the main character and we're all background characters and someone wrote the script around him.
@@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721 but what if Drew is actually just Betty White with a time machine? What if Shirley Temple is really Tom Brady? You ever think of that?
@@polofnbryt4khdfbmcpebutido968 nah im betty white lol
yo shout-out the twistee treat reference there's one right by my gym lol
Poor drew with early onset Parkinson's. Go see a neurologist :)
i ate tom brady for a month
why the fuck is youtooz here
@@yipsy8161 drew has a youtooz
hi youtooz
This was unexpected
@@yipsy8161 since they also ate Tom Brady for a month? Did you even read the comment
I think the point of the program is to create extra Toms, and then switch the Toms out between plays like racecar tires so it looks like he never gets tired
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That is fucking hilarious also 400 likes
And so they have time to pee
This deserves more likes lol
Thats why he also looks different
Drew’s point about it being about what you eat and not what you don’t eat because just not eating is bad, is an important concept my dietician explained while helping me recover from an eating disorder.
Health wise, it’s literally better to eat junk food than to not eat at all.
Proper food groups are important but not as important as not starving.
It’s like the most shocking obvious thing ever.
yup, i had this exact same revelation coming out of my ED. it was a huge barrier to get through because i felt like it was encouraging my laziness and 'bad diet' but it really helped me overcome it!! food is fuel and running on empty is not an option
@@amyisaway7800 yeah
I deal with ARFID and the main thing there is only wanting to eat familiar/preferred foods. Unfortunately, most of my favorites are high in sugar and/or carbs. So I sorta had this idea that it was better to eat nothing because I wanted “bad” food.
That was wrong and also being very hungry usually causes the body to crave sugar and/or carbs because it’s energy and like you’re out of fuel.
So like now I try to eat a more well rounded diet, but I also regularly have candy and ice cream and feel way way better than when I was severely underweight.
@@elliot8757 i'm the exact same! i'm also autistic so i avoid certain foods anyway out of habit/fear, but most of the time my 'safe' food was unhealthy so i just didn't eat lol. i'm glad we're both in better positions now - i'm wishing you all the best :))
Hope everyone is doing good and staying safe ❤❤❤
I love how Drew accidently tapped into one of the biggest paradoxes of being chronically ill: eating well (on time, nutricious, tasty) makes you feel good and flare up less; but cooking, cleaning and shopping consistently is incredibly draining. So we're just stuck feeling like shit unless there's someone else to handle that for us
It's almost as if capitalis-
Right? Cooking for me is especially energy-consuming.
came down to the comments to say this!!!! it's exhausting!!!!
Excuse me, have you ever tried just not being poor? I don't know why -poor people- the peasantry do this to themselves, _my_ family has been choosing to not be poor for 7 generations! Pish posh apple sauce, never have I ever, I said _good_ DAY sir!
_harumph!_
I mean, thats what doing meal prep is for. Jus spend one day a week doing the draining work of cooking and cleaning and then you don't have to worry.
I appreciate that Drew wore a Kidz Bop t-shirt to stay relatable to his audience considering most of us probably know nothing about football.
accurate
john mulaney had a joke that went “if you have a nephew or son who’s bad at sports, they might know me” and i think that really applies to drew as well
This made me feel better about not liking football very much 😂
Tom Brady is a pretty big pop culture figure nowadays even if you don’t watch football
Wait you too?!
I like how he includes the "big tom water bottle" and the "vibrating pliabilty sphere" in the category of things that are going IN his body.
👀
Anything is possible with the right mindset.
He said what he said
😳
“if there’s a hole, there’s a goal”
"I don't have the energy to cook, so I don't eat enough, so I don't have the energy to cook..."
You've described my life lol
My go to for a lazy healthy meal is overnight oats. You can use water if you want it low calorie and cheap. Milk if you want some more calories. Plant milk if you don't eat dairy. You can add any nut butter for extra protein and healthy fat. Same for chia seeds (tho they can be a little pricey, but you only need a tablespoon). And you can sweeten it with half a mashed banana if you don't want to add sugar. You can also add frozen fruit for some more vitamins and flavor.
Super easy. It literally takes 5 minutes of prep and you have breakfast the next morning and it lasts up to 4 days in the fridge so you only have to make it twice a week. I like making mine in mini mason jars. You can heat them up in the microwave if you prefer hot oatmeal (make sure the metal lids are off)
Also, on week's when bagged salad kits are on sale 2 for $5, I'll get those for lunch. Turn the bag sideways, cut it open on the long edge, and then the bag turns into a bowl so no dirty dishes! You can also add rotisserie chicken or canned beans for protein on days when you don't have time to cook those things from scratch.
Those two "hacks" make the work week so much smoother and saves you money. That way all you have to worry about is dinner. If you don't feel like cooking often, do something like make a big batch of chili for cheap on Sunday and then you'll have dinner for the week and it freezes great if you get sick of it. (I really recommend any of the chili recipes from The Food Lab by Kenji Lopez Alt, who also has a cooking RUclips channel)
Hope that helps!
This but to the tune of "I do coke"
@@msjkrameyI love you kind stranger, thank you for your generous life hacks
@KuueenKumi I've struggled for too long to gatekeep lol. If you want any specific advice, just ask and I'll help if I can
The funny thing is that I looooove cooking, but I'm also bipolar and ADHD. So sometimes you just need one less thing to think about, ya know?
Hope everyone is doing good and staying safe ❤❤❤
“Tom Brady finally retired from the NFL, which means someone has to take his place”
And as we now know, that person is *Tom Brady*
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Tom Brady changed his mind about retiring once he found out you were coming for his crown. He was too intimidated. The power you hold.
So as long as we keep Drew alive we’ll always have Tom Brady around!
@@Kavilion drew must be sacrificed then
He has spies trained on the Gooden household just do something like this happens
Thank you so much for addressing how expensive really healthy eating is. I've been trying to eat more anti-inflammatory foods per my doctor's recommendation to potentially treat some of my medical issues, and what I've found is that so much of this stuff is more expensive in about four different ways: the higher sticker prices, the smaller quantities, the less filling ingredients, and the quicker expiration times. Easily less than half of what I eat fits my doctor-recommended diet because I simply can't afford more.
I think there are some foods and food groups that most people in nutritional science can confidently say are altogether unhealthy, but you could probably find one pro- and one anti- advocate for every known “healthy” food there is. Nutrition science is very much divided. As much as I have come to know nutrition, the word “healthy” is not helpful. You need a goal to determine your eating, and it sounds like you’ve done that. Fat loss? Longevity? Thyroid health? Inflammation? Fertility? A food choice for fat loss might be one to avoid for thyroid health even as both may be considered healthy in commonplace nutrition. Then it gets complicated, and it paralyses people’s decision making. What are people to do, other than eat “healthy” foods that their doctor advises, that happen to be expensive? I don’t blame them and I don’t know the solution.
Sorry to hear that, hope you find a solution soon. Have a great day
@@placeholderdoe Thank you.
A good solution in that case it's to cook in bulk. Also what you spend in time you invest in health down the line
Don't sleep on frozen produce! It's harvested at peak ripeness, doesn't go bad as easily, and is usually cheaper than fresh produce. Also, buying dried beans is like 5x cheaper than canned and contain no sodium. Soak them overnight in your fridge, and they'll cook way faster. Plus the aqua fava (bean juice) can be rinsed away if beans upset your stomach, or (even better) if it doesn't upset your stomach it works in a bunch of vegan recipes for things like replacements for egg whites and it's free if you're already buying beans. Just be mindful of your B12 if you cut out or reduce animal products and/or if you drink a lot of alcohol; you may need a supplement
Silent ice is actually a thing, they're movie props meant to be silent so it doesn't interfere with the shoot in case someone moves it, and then the noise of ice is usually just added later if needed, but I'm not sure if it actually keeps things cold tbh
no sadly it's a special type of plastic :/
@@adamolanadamoldacc riiiight, true that. it just mimics ice lol so I guess there is a real need for inventing actual silent ice
honestly i thought silent ice was like... silicone or something lol
I always thought he was saying "silent eyes"?
Drew I wish there were more comments about how much effort went into this video. There are like a million hilarious cutaway gags and a billion different shots in a bunch of different locations and I know how much of a pain in the ass that can be to film. You’re videos always have great editing.
I am so unpretty 😭 When I go to the bank, they turn the cameras off. At least I am a big star on RUclips. So don't feel too bad for me, dear stra
Don't forget he spent 600 dollars on sport stuff
*your
@@AxxLAfriku hi AxxL
he is videos
Around 20:20 I misheard drew and thought he said “I started bloating” and internally I was like oh probably your digestive system adjusting to eating so many vegetables rather than easily broken down sugars and then there’s a clip of his feet fucking lifting off the floor
SAME AHAHAHA
I also misheard it as bloating, I thought the joke was that he's floating because of the bloat
I misheard him say "I started loathing"
Same lmao
Thats weird i heard the same thing
this is the perfect example of diet that is great for two types of people:
1. Rich people who don't have to do any of this themselves.
and
2. People who LOVE fitness and gym culture and get enjoyment out of the minutiae of it.
tb12 products are overpriced. better products exist in bodybuilding and fitness that are cheaper but great quality from companies like dymatize
Tom Brady is both
@@defaultworkouts You can definitely be fit and healthy without needing to love this lifestyle or every detail. Just start slow, baby steps and build on top of it until you're not actively shortening your lifespan
@@pascalsimioli6777The only way not to actively shorten your lifespan is to die
I don't think you wanna give that advice to peoplen
So it's either losers or nerds
i didn’t read the title correctly, and i thought it said “i ate tom brady for a month” and i was still like oh okay.
Next drew Gooden video
i mean hes a pretty big guy right
I love that so much of Drew and Amanda's house decor boils down to, "wouldn't it be funny if..."
they're my interior design inspirations tbh
Plus all the shit products Drew buys for videos lmao
I'm so glad
I live in
a world where
there are
✨Octobers
@@Katiethewizard anne of green gables quote!
@@Ozone946 Watching him struggle to get up from the Moonpod in this video killed me 🤣
finally the trio is complete.... kurtis lived like a billionaire for a week, dany tried the liver king lifestyle, and now drew lived like tom brady
Together they build: Tom Brady, the average liver king and billionaire
🔥🔥
Kurtis also did a wewearcute one, so...
dany
Like Neapolitan ice cream
You know how people say the little things in life are the greatest, well drew saying “I had a toaster strudel for breakfast and now my stomach hurts” while wearing a kidz bob shirt, is the thing that makes me most happy on RUclips
Wrong, he said his tummy hurts
You should sue the commenter for being wrong @@placeholderdoe
@@ZLATAMOSYA I second this guy.
Definitely a diet/plan made by a guy who hasn't had to worry about money in nearly 25 years
its easy to have a diet like tom brady when someone else cooks every meal for you
Yeah no shit he was a professional athlete
@@brown9671 there are a ton of professional athletes with no money. Not a lot of money being the 4th best fencer or archer in the world.
@@vysharra yeah cuz who gives a shit about arching, football on the other hand ez money
@@brown9671 “arching”💀
“He blinked. So did she. He blinked again. So did she. They looked at each other. They looked at each other in the eyes. They liked it. Then they kissed and they hugged and the kiss was awesome and the hug was awesome. The end.” A literary masterpiece.
That was amazing.
the next danielle steel
So true Shakespeare is shaking rn
Wattpad
He blinked. So did she. He blinked again. So did she. They looked at each other. They looked at each other in the eyes. They liked it. Then they kissed and they hugged and the kiss was awesome and the hug was awesome. There was so much love in this kiss - but it was never really about her and it was never really about him. It was about the people who were there to cheer them on. She'd always been there for him. He'd always been there for her, when he needed it.
It was time to leave.
They left the house packed into a car going to San Fran. It took them two days to get there. It took them another two days to find their apartment. It took them two days to find the bathroom. And It took them two days to find the shower.
There was lots of weird things happening there. There were things about the beach, the people, the people were sick and tired of the beach, the waterfalls, the wind, the winds. The beach was like a ghost town, filled with nothing but weird stuff. People were playing games and joking with ghouls.
Omfg the pliability part, where Tom Brady is wildly kicking his legs like a petulant toddler while some guy furiously massages his thighs is the funniest thing I've ever seen, maybe. 😂
I almost died lmfaoooo
Ikr it was absolutely hilarious 😂
Is there a compilation video of 'Tom Brady Moves Weird' because I'm sure that would be on it.
imagine that was your job. lmao
he probably had leg day that day lmfao
you know drew is an upright, moral citizen because this couldve been a perfect hellofresh sponsored video, a liquid IV video, even a seatgeek sponsor but he picked a nice neutral express vpn sponsor to keep it unbiased.
He even MENTIONS Hellofresh IN the video! Not by name, but we know he uses it a lot and mentions a "meal planning service"- what a chad.
@@AngelBirdo what a chad… chad
@@placeholderdoe *not really*
@@boujeeonabudget5586 I know I just wanted to make a pun
@@placeholderdoe I'm a fan of chad chad, too. I was playing along 😅
Drew talking about his "crazed fan" when that's literally how him and Amanda met
wait what?
@@livwake they met through a comment she left on one of his vines!
@@leviathxns WAIT WHAT?! FR?! PLS THATS SO CUTE 😭 she’s literally the main character
Really? That adds an extra layer to that joke. Thanks for that! :)
@@emana499i’m a year late but the comment she left was smthn like “omg you’re so cute” which makes it even more wholesome
Drew is like someone who fell for an MLM that he created.
😂🙏😂🙏😂
I fellloffv because of drwe *gooden
😂🙏😂🙏😃
totally forgot that mlm meant something other than men loving men
@@lindz7038 what does it mean? 💀
"An absence of feeling bad" is a great way to sum up eating healthily. Eating sh*t food all the time, you feel like sh*t but it becomes normal. Eat well and then eat junk and you have that "a ha" moment
Eh I feel fine 😎👍
Absolutely! I had this experience recently with my dietary changes. Which are extreme.
@brenton thacker it isn’t if you do it Tom’s way, but eating healthy is often cheaper than eating junk. Just don’t get special organic versions of food.
@@colinmoody1707 this, unless you buy non local fruit and vegetable that can't be grown locally/in your country. Just use local recipe for guidance
@brenton thacker Exactly this. You don't have to pay through the nose to make dietary changes. Helps to get an expert opinion, but between research and a good doctor you can make some real change, and you don't have to fork over hundreds of dollars to already rich people.
“Silent ice” has legitimately become a homebrew magic item in my D&D campaign that my players adore. It (can be melted into silent water, and gives you temporary advantage on stealth when ingested.)
this has become one of my comfort videos that i re-watch almost every night
“Thomas Edward Patrick Brady…. JUNIOR”
is engrained into my brain forever
On the water thing, he sweats most of it out. That's why he drinks so much. If you aren't working out and sweating for a large amount of time, you will have to pee very, very often.
I was waiting for him throughout the video to come to this epiphany lol 😅
Did Drew ever mention doing sports? I thought that would be obvious lol
@@kaimcdragonfist4803 he did some workouts but he was indoors and they weren't so high intensity that it would cause him to sweat out all that water.
I've been working in a greenhouse (manual labour in a hot place) and I was unfazed by the amount of water when Drew first mentioned it. I was like "Yeah, I've had those days". I was surprised that Drew never caught onto it considering that Tom Brady is a sports guy.
Players in the NFL have also been caught taking a knee and taking a leak on the sidelines.
I feel so privileged to see Drew develop his crippling shopping addiction in real time.
Repent to Jesus Christ
“I waited patiently for the Lord; he turned to me and heard my cry. He lifted me out of the slimy pit, out of the mud and mire; he set my feet on a rock and gave me a firm place to stand.”
Psalms 40:1-2 NIV
@@believeinjesus6972 get bitches
@@believeinjesus6972 this is a certified jesus moment. Damn god, wheredja find this
@@believeinjesus6972 L
And he can make a career out of it.
Drew's "some of the things Tom Brady believes aren't actually backed by science" is 100% confirmed when the first two restrictions are knocking out two categories from the food pyramid...
Wait, what did he knock out of the food pyramid? Sugar and meat? You don't need those
@msjkramey right, but the whole "cut these out forever" thing is ridiculous. As if having a Twix or tuna salad every now and then is gonna have literally ANY bearing on your health as a whole. That's the part that isn't scientifically backed. What affects your health is your diet as a whole, so cutting out foods entirely is pointless.
@@msjkramey most people still NEED those
The food pyramid is very outdated and not backed by science either.
@@sturmfrei5853tru
Tom Brady came out of retirement because he saw Drew eat that cheese.
genuinely really appreciate someone who isn't a usual dieter or 'health junkie' talk about food in a casual way as someone who struggles with both extremes of disordered eating, hearing you just honestly talk about how you felt and admitting to low points and just, like letting them happen and carrying on was really refreshing :)
fr, and im wishing u well, it's tough out here but we'll make it :)
This is why I hate RUclips comments
@@ojinga wtf
@@ojinga who pissed in your salad to make u this mad🤨
I can offer you some simple advice: Eliminate sugar and severely reduce your carbs. Start reading the labels because sugar is in everything. Make simple meals: Ribeye steak, potato, broccoli. It's delicious and NOT fattening. You don't have to eat the breast meat. Fat is not fattening.
Honestly, I think Drew’s at the top of his game and is easily the best creator in his genre. So many videos like this, where a person attempts to explore a topic or try a lifestyle, fall short of being comprehensive and leave me wishing the person was more honest and thorough. Drew’s videos don’t have that problem. It never feels like he’s afraid to offend anyone, yet he never says anything offensive. His comedy is rare form for this spheres of RUclips.
Right! He speaks his mind and it works because he’s genuinely a good person.
not to mention he manages to be funny whilst doing so
From the vibrating pliability sphere of RUclips
Yes !!! His videos are so well paced and like set out? His video essays are my fave
I do think he’s probably the funniest
I like how bad Bryan was at lying about how great the electrolytes tasted
And the fact that drew caught it
Equally hilarious that whoever edited and posted that video clip didn’t catch it, despite it being pretty obvious 😂
Drew, there’s something I need to know about a shirt you wear in this video, the black one with the great wave design. The kanji on it says “bento”, which is boxed lunch. Like the one you would pack for a child. I need to see the rest of that shirt. I need the context, Drew.
if you ask on his subreddit (r/drewgooden) amanda might answer you! she’s fairly active on there and usually answers questions about the records/clothes featured in drew’s videos :)
I love how the water bottle is something you could buy in a home goods for like 12 dollars
The dollar store sells plastic versions too
I've never found one that big before tho. I've searched and I've never found something bigger than 500ml.
wish you told me that before i spend 50000K on a gucci tom brady supreme fur coat 5000000000 ounce water bottle
@@ahnav Buy multiple. I'm sure it's still cheaper.
my favorite thing about drew is that there is no way anyone could ever guess any of his videos ever
@cherry wilson right?! I love it, he’s really not like any other youtuber
Even if he tells you
@@abigailsalmanac what do you mean? He’s the only RUclipsr
He already made this video idea on his danny Gonzalez channel
@@castlebeate4369 I’m so embarrassed I can’t believe I said that 😩
The cold brew and American brewed iced coffee have the most caffeine of any Starbucks drink. If you want slightly better coffee flavor with less caffeine, try an iced Americano (espresso + water) or an iced latte (espresso + milk), but remember to add sweetener or flavor if you're expecting that.
💖Love 💖,
an ex Starbucks employee
Really cool profile pic!
Does the nitro brew have more caffeine than a regular cold brew?
honestly, while I will not be buying this diet, this is the most motivational video I've ever seen about starting a diet. I think it's because I trust that Drew is a regular person and that if he can do it, and it made him feel better, I can too
Drew using his finger chopsticks to eat carrots and apple slices in the last video suddenly makes a lot more sense
omg that makes sense, i was wondering why he didn't include any chips lol
Oh true I was like why tf is he eating such bad snacks
@@lemongeth exactly those snacks are bad. I thought I was missing the joke.
Wait can someone explain I'm confused af
@@miamaria7397 *NO*
I love the videos where drew just eats shit and loses money. Just makes my day.
the best
And he makes the sacrifice for us guys
ikr i love them
danny too
when did drew eat shit? did i miss a video?
This is hilarious because he just retired again literally exactly a year after. This world is wild lol
I’m watching this after the 2nd retirement. Should Drew try this again
Is he still retired
On the silent ice idea: if you made clear, gelatinous cubes that insulated cold really well and put them in the fridge, you could hypothetically have silent ice because the bounciness of the substance would reduce noise
Actually jello/gelatin gets super crispy in the freezer. A lot of people like to eat it that way. It's a common topping for some frozen dessert that I can't remember right now
Bouncy ice! Wooo!
IT IS COMPLETED
Kurtis: Billionaire lifestyle
Danny: Liver King lifestyle
Drew: Tom Brady lifestyle
@Mug Noel, F1 driver lifestyle for a month
the holy trinity,
the Liver Father, the Brady, and the billionaire spirit
@@Bellgrande nice name
@@andymiller1597 LOL 😆
Yesss. Also maybe Eddy can join in 🥺 and Scott Cramer!!
why does Tom Brady look like a different combination of vaguely recognizable people every time I see a picture of him
I love how Tom Brady is charging almost $400 for exercise equipment when that money could get you a full year at the gym which probably has better equipment lol.
The fact he isn't retired anymore makes this so much funnier.
that's because Drew is obviously as threat to his legacy and career
so yeah, he had to come back 🙄😆
@@emmypersonal4033 clearly
@@emmypersonal4033 nigga drew retired a year ago already 💀
frr
he got intimidated
2:45 Realistically, Drew changed the way an entire generation reads a common construction sign. I think he will be remembered as long as those signs are used.
I still recite that vine to this day whenever i pass a road work ahead sign
truth
what sign?
@@NATOnova road work ahead
@@figwmwrtbb I sure hope it does
Sometimes I forget that drew is a straight dude with a hot blonde wife who likes sports and used to be a carpenter lol
bro is the human equivalent of mayonnaise
@@loveliiikuromi3557 not too much on the king of commentary 🤨
he used to be a carpenter???
He’s a poster child for “not all men”
@@jasperjazzie He literally mentions it in this video are you insane?
He said “This guy hasn’t had sugar in like 14 years,” literally as I was putting a powdered donut in my mouth. I’ve never felt more convicted in my life.😅
note for everyone: if you go on a diet like this and find that you suddenly don't have pain or a weird symptom, then you're probably allergic or can't tolerate something you cut out
I often wonder how many people are allergic or sensitive to gluten that never realize it..
My mom tried a low-calorie diet because she thought her stomachaches were a result of being overweight. When she started, they went away within a week. She thought at first it was a result of the dieting, but really she just had a problem digesting sugar. Now she can eat whatever she likes, just without much sugar, and there’s no pain. I think a lot of people turn to diets as a universal cure, but actually we have pretty specific problems that can be solved with less extreme measures. A lot of diets can be pretty unhealthy. As a person who also has digestive problems/allergies, I would recommend cutting some common ones out for a week one at a time, just in case
Yes!!! This comment and the replies makes me appreciate my GI doctor! She makes finding my food allergies that much easier and she’s always good about offering an alternative.
me who's definetly intolerant ro chicken but won't do anything about it😬😬
I went vegan at one point and that's how I realized I am lactose intolerant lmao. I was way gassier on account of eating so many veggies, but my chronic stomach pain and diarrhea just stopped.
No no, Brady doesn’t have pee in his pants, he just constantly has to go pee during games and that’s why he’s so good. He’s focused on finishing the game so he can go pee 😨 Pee Adrenaline
the stream is extra acceleration and thats why he so speedy
@@jackdimitrianderson7971 Pee Propeller
best comment
listen I know you’re joking but we did this in competitive swimming. The technical suits took like 30 minutes to put on so you couldn’t get them off easily. So basically since you couldn’t pee before your race you held it and SWAM SO FAST SO YOU COULD TAKE OFF THE SUIT AND FINALLY GO PEE
@@fiona8230 Honestly pretty smart 🤣😅 You’re surrounded by water that you’re moving, you’re in a suit that takes forever to get on and off, I can imagine the speeds are immeasurable at that point lol. You don’t even see yourself finish, just leap right out the water and bee line to go pee
I cannot explain how much joy it gives me to imagine Tom Brady potentially watching this
His tummy hurts and he's being very brave about it
This would’ve been the perfect half an hour buildup to a hello fresh sponsorship
when he talked about ordering a meal prep service and it wasn't hello fresh i was taken aback
@@patxs it *wasn't* ??
@@patxs i thought it was? he just can’t name it becuase he has a different sponsor on that video
@@bowielolz if you pause when he shows it on screen and look closer, you'll see it isn't
@@patxs It's a different service, right? As I understood, the company he used delivers already prepared meals, while hello fresh only delivers ingredients and you have to cook the recipe yourself.
I'm gonna say a solid 30% of Tom Brady's life is just drinking water and peeing, maybe more
🤥
He drinks so much water that the rain doesn’t fall on the ground anymore and instead goes directly to his mouth.
The crops are wilting, but Tom Brady is still not satisfied. We don’t have much time left.
@@sexygarfield80 thank you for the contribution youtube user Sexy Garfield
@@SNK_LRD the story of why death valley and the sahara are both so dry.
Patterz what are your thoughts on the Pokémon tepig?
Literally clicked because I thought it said "I ate Tom Brady for a month" and I was just like "WHAT does that MEAN"
my favorite thing about drew is that he always has music in the background that sounds similar to what they would play in a chick fil a
I swear to god every sentence of the conclusion felt like it could’ve been a Segway into a hello fresh sponsorship. I was on the edge of my seat, just praying that he would rip the bandaid off
The ultimate harmless prank
SAME lmao
You really missed out on the opportunity to say “brand aid”
Just so you know, it's spelled "segue". Not trying to detract, just trying to help you for the future
IKR I THOUGHT IT WAS THE PERFECT MOMENT TO BRING IT UP, and then he talks about express VPN 😑
“I get it, I would do the same thing if I was THE WORST” that’s going to be my go to line for everything for the rest of my life
Comments like that make Drew my favorite youtuber
Same bro
It is a great quote.
I about died when I heard him say it 🤣 I found this guy yesterday from his video about Ninja’s masterclass and I’ve been hooked ever since 😆❤️
Dear lord, I had to pause the video and laugh at that for a good minute
Holy shit, they really should've included some smaller starter sizes to work up to those vibrating pliability shapes, but then again trusting Drew's resolve has never led me astray
I knew it was risky to watch this video next to my sleeping boyfriend but when I saw you holding the big bottle like a baby holds a sippy cup I finally cracked up and woke him up
With regards to the water bottle, the website states that Tom drinks 5 bottles of water on "active days", implying that he's either playing football or training, both of which would drain the water from your stomach/bladder (from sweat, being absorbed into the blood and muscles and regulating body temperature) a lot quicker than if you sit around a lot of the time like I assume Drew does. Hence, Drew needing to piss a lot.
To mirror that though what day is Tom not training? Lol
Rest days, probably. He'd mess up his muscles if he didn't take them
Also, when you’re running around, your body actually conserves water, therefore not pissing as frequently
yeah lol I remember going through band camp in 120° degree weather and needing like five water bottles not to feel thirsty when you're exercising your body burns through that water really fast and barely have to piss
Also when you’re not used to drinking large quantities of water it can take a while for your body to adjust and you tend to piss more for like a few weeks
my depression and anxiety have spiked so much ive started homeschooling, and i honestly find it difficult to even listen to people’s voices because my social anxiety is fucking pathetic-but, drew, i love your videos. they’re so funny and so well done and your voice doesn’t make me anxious-as weird as that sounds.
Yeah that is kinda pathetic you on meds?
I hope things get a bit easier for you soon. Sending some love. 💜
sending love & light 🤍xx
Best of wishes
Sending lots of well wishes. Hope your anxiety gets better.
convenient healthy food options? in America?!?!?! IN THIS ECONOMY!?!?!?
The "unflavored" electrolyte drink tasting like salt water is because it basically is just salt water. Electrolytes are just salts, and some of the main ones that electrolyte drinks include are sodium and potassium salts, with sodium being table salt and potassium tasting mostly the same but with a metallic aftertaste.
The most relatable part was when Drew said his blender broke and he just said "Okay, well I guess I'm not doing that anymore." to making smoothies.
Basically my entire life in a nutshell.
I had that but with a rope, guess I'll end the story there
@@catcat4697 I hope what you’re trying to insinuate doesn’t involve a step stool
@@yousefalmudhaf4083 probably
"What you DO eat is more important than what you DON'T eat" thats actually fucking brilliant.
this legit changed my mindset. is drew suddenly my favourite fitness vlogger?
Isnt that just common sense, right lol? What goes into your body has always been important. “Your body is a temple” after all, & that saying’s been around for ages. Personally, my body is more of _Ross, Dress for Less_
@@Tw0Dots what one logically knows & their mindset are two different things. like drew touched on in the video- when I heard ‘my body is a temple’ i tended to think more about restriction from bad input (don’t eat xyz, drink less etc), rather than nourishment
@@zanakate7319 perfectly put
@@zanakate7319 Definitely true, and very well put (like the sleepy hippo night garment said)!
The way I usually phrase it is logically "knowing" something and emotionally "knowing" something. Like.. when I'm depressed, I still like myself and think I'm a perfectly decent and capable human being, and I can list the reasons why that's true. However, it just doesn't FEEL like it's true in the moment, ya know? Anyway, just wanted to say thanks for giving me the word I've been looking for! Turns out I already knew the word I was looking for, I just didn't realize it!
Anyway, hope you're having a good night :) (yes, you. the person reading this. No, I don't care that you're not Zana, you're going to have a good night and you're gonna like it damn it! BECAUSE I SAID SO!)
Omg why is the outfit giving Perry the platypus
8:50 I don't know why I expected him to say "he's like Vanilla Ice but he doesn't say anything"
I love you. Thanks for this comment
the mix of his typical mini skits with just monologuing about real life just works beautifully - idk what it is but its fun
It reminds me of the early days of Sugar Pine 7
“Someone has to take his place” and tom brady literally unretires in the the time it took you to finish the video lol
he knew drew taking his spot would be too powerful
My exact thought. Like, he heard Drew was trying to take his place and was like "oh shit, I better stop that shit".
i’ve rewatched this video at least 6 times. not only is it entertaining, but there’s also something so comforting ab it.
I wasn’t paying attention and when I clicked on your video I didn’t realize you weren’t Danny for like 10 minutes.
8:58
“He blinked, so did she.
He blinked again. So did she.
They looked at each other. They looked at each other in the eyes. They liked it. Then they kissed and they hugged and the kiss was awesome and the hug was awesome.”
So yeah I just pre ordered Drew’s book
Truly a masterclass in the world of romance novels.
so he wrote that fanfic about him and Danny hmm 🤔
It always surprises me that Drew is such a Jock. He looks like the type to call all sports "Sportsball" and cheer like "Go Sports!".
Go Sports! I love sportsball!
I played middle school basketball once, made a basket for the other team, and realized it was time to retire
@@BichaeldeAngelo I played sportsball in middle school and I sported the ball
I think you can be a fan and not be a jock, he goes in the fan category. Also when my kid was a toddler she'd distance-throw trash into the bin, and when the trash actually made it she'd yell "I DID A SPORT"
@@Hip.Username It saddens me this has not persisted into her adolescence/adulthood
The reason he didnt see the full effect of the diet is because he didnt kiss tom brady's son
Thats what im saying!! the other day i broke into tom brady's house and, late into the night i gave his son a warm kiss on the cheek, i then realized that it wasnt actually his son and it was tom brady himself but, he seemed okay with it and, i am now an Olympic grade football player and ive won 47 superbowls and i drink 239 gallons of water per day!! Boy, i just love the TB12 diet, the food is great, the exercise is great, and most of all, the electrolytes are just "fantastic"
This current arc of Drew "buying random shit off the internet" is my absolute favourite. Man is going to be an expert at spotting scams soon.
True, but on the way he’s gonna get scammed 100 more times
Spotting scams, and then buying the product they advertise for a video
this channel is somehow making my brand hatred worse
how is that bait and switch in-cart price tactic legal
I have no idea. I can only assume it’s a glitch because it’s pretty scummy if it was intentional
The price they show when you add it to the cart is probably the “subscription” price and in order to get it you have to subscribe instead of doing a 1x purchase. My guess is there’s some sort of tiny fine print somewhere on the website. Personally I think it’s a terrible practice and companies should not adopt this structure. But that is my guess as to how they get away with it.
oh hi shaq
Drew is nice for thinking it’s a glitch but it’s for sure a tactic by these greedy fuckers
@@kathryn8467 oh hi mark
Why did "hell yeah, I'm getting the big Tom" absolutely obliterate me
Cat interrupts for cuddles is the best
“He blinked. So did she. He blinked again. So did she. They looked at each other. They looked at each other in the eyes. They liked it. Then they kissed and they hugged and the kids was awesome and the hug was awesome. The end.”
most fanfiction be like
E-excuse me?
@@simplykathrynrebeca The book Drew wrote
@@simplykathrynrebeca you really out here stuttering through text
A masterpiece. Great book
Tom just felt so intimidated by Drew coming after his quarterback position that he had to unretire
i read unretire as urinate at first and i didn't even bat an eye considering how much drew talks about him drinking so much water and peeing
No, I feel the same about food! I have a hard time with self control. And when I come home from work I am too tired to cook too! So when I do end up cooking, I feel awesome and it's a big accomplishment for me too! :P You are not the only one to feel this way. I think in a world of fast food, and apps like Skips the Dishes, many people cook less.
24:42 3rd(supposedly) now that the divorce details have come out...
This might be my favorite Drew video in a while. I know he said it took him two months to make and he doesn’t want to go through that again, but I feel like the extra month of work he put into it allowed him to get really creative and sharpen his jokes and transitions really well.
I love how all of drew's subscribers couldn't care less about sports, much less football yet he still makes this video because he cares about making vids that he likes.
And we all watch it anyways.
am i the exception of a drew subscriber who loves sports
Well, it's not about football, it's about trying something, which is very on brand with the type of video Drew makes
Well I assume there are lots of Drew fans who love sports and football. It's just not his usual video topic (not that he has a usual video topic. His videos are delightfully random)
I love drew and I’m obsessed with football. So I wouldn’t say all of Drew’s subscribers aren’t interested in sports
this is my comfort video. my anxiety spikes at night and i have so much trouble sleeping but something about this video calms me down enough to sleep. i don’t know what it is but thanks drew
drew you have another chance quick before he un-retires again
Tom Brady just throws his footballs all the way to the grocery store, they pick up the ingredients and return to him like a boomerang
Why did I actually laugh at this😂💀
@@Jp_-dd1rl good, that was my intention
@@hilacopter4023 damn i started crying not from laughing but from getting hit by that football when I was buying the big tom
@@dr.mritunjaykumar5373 it takes detours sometimes
@@hilacopter4023 ig no one is perfect
I love how drew picked the shortest month of the year to say he ate like Tom Brady for a month
funny, but i still applaud his effort
He did it for longer than I ever would.
Nah I think since he started halfway through the month he just did 30 days
@@jacksterling9258 that’s weird I saw this comment after a minute even though the video is 11 months old
@@hermansfood now it’s a year old
I think it’s really funny that about a week after I watched this I saw a news article titled “Tom Brady’s Water Diet Would Kill The Average Person”
bimbim is so precious
I was just starting to think: “Drew has been looking very Brady-ey lately, I wonder if he has been trying to live like him for a month”
Agree it was my first thought
nah fr
glad to know i wasn't the only one thinking this
i love this
so glad someone said it. such an astute observation
Never seen something that so completely embodies the concept of "comically large" like the Big Tom. Every time it was on screen I started laughing.
I want one just for the joke but I have no muscle I’m pretty sure I wouldn’t be able to lift it 😂
footbrady
Man the toilet breaks is real through. Seriously, if you drink that much I can easily say 2-3 hours as well whenever I tried going harder on water. Nobody should drink that much water or have a jug you cant even have in a backpack lol.
It didn't look that big to me, about the size of a hydroflask, which is heavy because they're metal but a plastic one would be fine. Mostly for someone who's away from home all day though.
If you want comically large, how about the blue bottles I saw kids in my high school use, they were literally a smaller version of those big blue jugs you put on a water cooler, and held like a gallon of water. My dad had a plastic barrel shaped travel mug he used to drink 3 liters of soda and ice out of when we went on road trips.
@@-desertpackrat I get you people at Uni will literally bring a 3.5 litters water bottle everyday
Drew hate to break it to you eight months later but he only drinks that much water on ‘active’ days
Tom Brady will drop dead if he touches a carb
I ate Tom Brady for a month. nice to know we have similar experiences, Drew.
Yeah I bet you wish you did that.
LMFAO
Nice job dude
What'd he taste like?
@@ashikjaman1940 brady.