Trying The Worst Life Hacks On The Internet

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  • Опубликовано: 24 ноя 2024

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  • @illymation
    @illymation 3 года назад +5459

    little hot pocket in his little hot pocket jacket...

  • @loviathanss
    @loviathanss 3 года назад +10496

    theory: jarvis slowly gets more unhinged through this video because he’s not confined to his usual chair. the chair keeps him in check.

    • @ViVi-ev3rx
      @ViVi-ev3rx 3 года назад +418

      the chair subdues his powers so he can live a normal life until the day of his awakening

    • @gabrielgoodell7004
      @gabrielgoodell7004 3 года назад +31

      ok so we’re not gonna talk about that fit ✋🤨

    • @pmonday
      @pmonday 3 года назад +54

      Every video where he isn't sitting substantiates this theory.

    • @Rex-golf_player810
      @Rex-golf_player810 3 года назад +16

      maybe its the lack of coffee though

    • @spellxthief
      @spellxthief 3 года назад +16

      the chair also keeps him in desk

  • @mfetzer1606
    @mfetzer1606 3 года назад +2354

    “Oh no where will I put my drink, oh in my pouch of course”
    aggressive pouch thrusting

    • @Lilyjem39
      @Lilyjem39 3 года назад +5

      eee

    • @y2kona
      @y2kona 3 года назад +18

      😩

    • @Theeny
      @Theeny 3 года назад +36

      Mr Predicto: No

    • @blackgobbogaming4236
      @blackgobbogaming4236 3 года назад +28

      Ohhh harder!

    • @y2kona
      @y2kona 3 года назад +29

      @@blackgobbogaming4236 *comically moans*

  • @strangerofthe2067
    @strangerofthe2067 3 года назад +4556

    I just did that M&M life hack with regular M&Ms and it worked out perfect because I was left with nothing and I didn’t even want a snack! Thanks Jarvis! LIFE HACKS!

    • @dhivyasahiram5727
      @dhivyasahiram5727 3 года назад +133

      It might be because it's 2 in the morning but this comment made me laugh like a maniac for 10 minutes straight. Thank you stranger!

    • @MMumbles
      @MMumbles 3 года назад +62

      Dude nah, it's 10am where I am and this comment still made me laugh.

    • @seankoons2023
      @seankoons2023 3 года назад +6

      Lmaooo

    • @jelly_calcium1908
      @jelly_calcium1908 3 года назад

      @@MMumbles 5 am right for me

    • @jelly_calcium1908
      @jelly_calcium1908 3 года назад

      Now

  • @godzillawithacomputer4045
    @godzillawithacomputer4045 3 года назад +2756

    Alternative title: local man tortures himself as he spirals into insanity

    • @zenx3855
      @zenx3855 3 года назад +27

      At points I swear it turns into a junji ito type body horror the way he morphs into a cup holder is terrifying.

    • @britishningguang3933
      @britishningguang3933 3 года назад +12

      And a local lady watching him as he enters insanity.

    • @airotiv7916
      @airotiv7916 3 года назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣👍👍

    • @MidhunMuraleedharan
      @MidhunMuraleedharan 3 года назад +8

      Alternative title: Jarvis gradually transforms into our new filthy frank.

    • @maxholland6463
      @maxholland6463 3 года назад

      For money, my dude, for money.

  • @max_the_mantis5173
    @max_the_mantis5173 3 года назад +3238

    I feel like Jarvis takes on a parental role for Mr. Predicto over the course of the video and it's adorable.

    • @max_the_mantis5173
      @max_the_mantis5173 3 года назад +67

      @dew drop Perhaps but even gods can have/need parents ha ha

    • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
      @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 3 года назад +42

      as an Aussie...Mr Predicto had strong joey energy and all Aussies are crying now in joyous recognition

    • @Meatloaf_TV
      @Meatloaf_TV 3 года назад +7

      Lol
      Mr predicto is way better

    • @bloxer9563
      @bloxer9563 3 года назад +41

      He needs to be a reoccurring character

    • @samuellinn
      @samuellinn 3 года назад +5

      @@max_the_mantis5173 the olympians don't need their parents. They don't want them either, probably

  • @honeykosu
    @honeykosu 3 года назад +1699

    its like he’s having a *controlled* mental breakdown

  • @StrangePerson69
    @StrangePerson69 3 года назад +1035

    How does a man end up with a bottle of shampoo taped to his hand, two sponges hot glued to his sweatband, all while showering fully clothed with soap in his eyes? This truly is modern art.

    • @markpetrov9476
      @markpetrov9476 Год назад +26

      The fact that the shirt just says "Patreon" on it somehow makes it even more artsy.

    • @Cucumber_Sandwhich0
      @Cucumber_Sandwhich0 Год назад +2

      how does that happen

  • @DragoNate
    @DragoNate 3 года назад +1100

    "Googly eyes will make you wanna close the cupboard"
    *gets jumpscared by googly eyes
    *LEAVES CUPBOARD DOOR OPEN

    • @airotiv7916
      @airotiv7916 3 года назад +5

      🤣🤣🤣👍👍

    • @fox_kingofpancakes
      @fox_kingofpancakes 3 года назад +4

      LMFAO 😭

    • @ebels3
      @ebels3 3 года назад +1

      R/whoosh.

    • @DragoNate
      @DragoNate 3 года назад +6

      @@ebels3 *eeeeehhhhhh
      WRONG, bucko

    • @tynesiastevens6520
      @tynesiastevens6520 3 года назад +6

      DHSLDHOSHDKSD WHAT IF HE UPGRADES THE GOOGLY EYES WITH PRINTED CUTOUTS OF REAL EYES I CANT BREATHE HEHHHEUEUEEE

  • @jakthesac5175
    @jakthesac5175 3 года назад +1050

    Jarvis putting a glass cup filled with colored liquid inside a cut open soda bottle attached to a nice sweater with Velcro gives me anxiety on so many levels.

    • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
      @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 3 года назад +30

      My kids used to do craft like this.
      Anxiety + flashbacks
      (not that it's a competition)

    • @ploopydiper
      @ploopydiper 3 года назад +7

      I haven’t watched the whole video yet and I am SO lost by this comment

    • @abno8660
      @abno8660 3 года назад +2

      Ikr

    • @TotallyNotSkylerVT
      @TotallyNotSkylerVT 3 года назад +12

      I know right, I thought it was immediately was going to fall. Little shocked it didn't!

  • @madi_bue
    @madi_bue 3 года назад +2012

    jarvis’s landlords when he goes to move out: now to check the cabinets for old food...
    the inside of the cabinet doors: 👁👁

    • @speaktruth9989
      @speaktruth9989 3 года назад +9

      Lol yes

    • @BettyAlexandriaPride
      @BettyAlexandriaPride 3 года назад +5

      😂😂😂

    • @justjakki
      @justjakki 3 года назад +6

      Haha this comment right here had me dying!

    • @ekdeviant7243
      @ekdeviant7243 3 года назад +1

      How do you know he doesn’t own his house ‘-‘

    • @foongern1071
      @foongern1071 3 года назад +10

      @@ekdeviant7243 only gold fans will know this
      also he did say he probably wasn't ever gonna buy a house in california

  • @anthuwuny
    @anthuwuny 3 года назад +3441

    are we gonna talk about how jarvis cut the ice cream vertically- when cutting it the other way would deadass actually give you 2 bowls of ice cream

    • @Zeffer32
      @Zeffer32 3 года назад +338

      i legit forgot about lids for a sec and was about to say but the top bowl would have no bottom! i need the sleeps lol

    • @clarytehsage4853
      @clarytehsage4853 3 года назад +200

      OMG Thank you! That bugged the frick out of me.

    • @alexgrey7972
      @alexgrey7972 3 года назад +144

      Yes I’m like you cut the wrong way the lid becomes the bottom of one of the bowls 😭😭😭😭 why have you done this

    • @cleo5090
      @cleo5090 3 года назад +3

      69th like

    • @xaviermoxly8704
      @xaviermoxly8704 3 года назад +112

      even cutting vertically through the lid would of worked

  • @Ronni2602
    @Ronni2602 3 года назад +661

    Jarvis: Is this gonna be a good video? 😃
    Mister Predictor: I am confident...
    Jarvis: 😃
    Mister Predictor: ... It is no.
    Jarvis: 😧

  • @user-qv2qf1jk5o
    @user-qv2qf1jk5o 3 года назад +716

    This title is clearly clickbait, these are the best life hacks I’ve ever seen

    • @fishy9079
      @fishy9079 3 года назад +8

      I know it’s crazy right?! Cant believe anyone would do such a thing.

    • @wali1faisal
      @wali1faisal 3 года назад +1

      says the pizza addicrt!!!!!

    • @elchoppo3310
      @elchoppo3310 3 года назад

      It’s a pizza hot pocket

  • @rgs8970
    @rgs8970 3 года назад +1090

    i was too worried about Jarvis cutting himself with the exacto blade or the ice cream knife and not worried enough about him swallowing shampoo

    • @aubreyh1930
      @aubreyh1930 3 года назад +45

      I can’t fucking read and thought that said you were excited

    • @gumbitoicic9977
      @gumbitoicic9977 3 года назад +18

      @@aubreyh1930 Same, I read it as "I was too...Jarvis cutting himself...not worried about him swallowing shampoo

    • @astrolouise6904
      @astrolouise6904 3 года назад +2

      @@gumbitoicic9977 selective reading from english class is very real 😭I thought only I picked up that habit

  • @semogecarg
    @semogecarg 3 года назад +547

    many youtubers commit to their videos, but jarvis purposefully got shampoo in his eyes for a meme and for that he is the bravest youtuber of all

    • @isabellach
      @isabellach 3 года назад +7

      so true. he deserves more credit

  • @Patterrz
    @Patterrz 3 года назад +5071

    I want to try the Google-y eyes on the cabinet doors so bad but I have no idea how I would ever explain that to guests

    • @superiorsign7653
      @superiorsign7653 3 года назад +306

      Say the house is sentient and has been begging for "looking peepers"

    • @funkybugman
      @funkybugman 3 года назад +274

      Dont, keep them guessing

    • @xWood4000
      @xWood4000 3 года назад +124

      Just do it, ignore their reactions

    • @crazygirls9000
      @crazygirls9000 3 года назад +114

      i don't see the cons, it'd give you a good conversation starter

    • @Cllocopine
      @Cllocopine 3 года назад +100

      Don’t explain it, pretend it’s the most normal of things.

  • @cat_person
    @cat_person 3 года назад +1606

    Jarvis: *tries to remove Mr. Predicto from the cup holding shirt*
    Mr. Predicto: *N* *O*

    • @neityagupta2429
      @neityagupta2429 3 года назад +44

      Mr. Predict-NO, amirite? (Oh god I hate that I did that)

    • @lilslicelive
      @lilslicelive Год назад +3

      @@neityagupta2429I’m replying to this just so you’re reminded of what you said

    • @neityagupta2429
      @neityagupta2429 Год назад +5

      @@lilslicelive the absolute cruelty of this act

    • @lilslicelive
      @lilslicelive Год назад +4

      @@neityagupta2429 You’re welcome

  • @jadeoreo
    @jadeoreo 3 года назад +401

    "Mr predicto is this going to be a good video?" "I am confident it is no" mr predicto doesnt know what he's talking about

    • @phosphenevision
      @phosphenevision 3 года назад +41

      That's because it's not a good video, it's a great video, Mr.Predicto is never wrong

    • @jadeoreo
      @jadeoreo 3 года назад +27

      @@phosphenevision I apologize for doubting mr predicto

    • @bread8095
      @bread8095 3 года назад +3

      Mr. Predicto knows all

  • @tentaclest.tentacles5090
    @tentaclest.tentacles5090 3 года назад +317

    my favorite part was when mr. predicto refused to leave the shirt cup holder and then demanded snacks

  • @superpluto9802
    @superpluto9802 3 года назад +919

    Jarvis is like the father who just follows his dumb children's ideas when mom isnt home

    • @imaginemiles1133
      @imaginemiles1133 3 года назад +30

      Mr. Predicto is his child

    • @iamexisting5992
      @iamexisting5992 3 года назад +6

      Lol one time my dad took us out and we came home with a tortoise (like a turtle that had stubby feet not flippers and a bigger shell maybe and can’t swim)

    • @chanyanyanya
      @chanyanyanya 3 года назад +6

      Are the children dumb or are the ideas dumb?

    • @borger7171
      @borger7171 2 года назад +2

      @@iamexisting5992 i know its been a year but why did you feel the need to explain what a tortoise is

    • @iamexisting5992
      @iamexisting5992 2 года назад +2

      @@borger7171 Ummmmm I’m not totally sure I was going crazy last year also I think most of the kids I went to school with didn’t know what a tortise was or something so that’s why idk it’s kinda dumb that I did that 😐😬 lol

  • @Genegen7797
    @Genegen7797 3 года назад +1925

    This is the most chaotic that Jarvis has ever been.

    • @alrightanimations2207
      @alrightanimations2207 3 года назад

      *69th like*

    • @daddleducky6505
      @daddleducky6505 3 года назад +42

      Jarvis getting progressively more chaotic for more than 22 minutes straight

    • @Clutch.985
      @Clutch.985 3 года назад

      I feel like this video is kinda chaotic ruclips.net/video/ILAuZNRqi6E/видео.html but I mean u don’t have to click it

    • @Clutch.985
      @Clutch.985 3 года назад

      @Śmîłë damn 😔

    • @Clutch.985
      @Clutch.985 3 года назад

      @Śmîłë understandable 🤝

  • @Ruxin34
    @Ruxin34 3 года назад +352

    “Don’t act like you know off the top off your head how to create flakey perfection” LOLLL

    • @garydoq
      @garydoq 3 года назад +3

      It’s two minutes, two minutes in a microwave

  • @TheMovieSequelDude49
    @TheMovieSequelDude49 3 года назад +424

    "I am confident... it is no."
    That was some Hell's Kitchen shit right there.

  • @maggiesaunders9713
    @maggiesaunders9713 3 года назад +710

    alternate video title: Jarvis loses his mind while plastic toys and his friend enable him

    • @ps1hagrid786
      @ps1hagrid786 3 года назад +15

      Don't disrespect the great Mr Predicto!

    • @sarahgreene4264
      @sarahgreene4264 3 года назад

      check out this song ruclips.net/video/heY5AeXyn28/видео.html

  • @jarvis
    @jarvis  3 года назад +3352

    I'm gonna do this again so follow me on stereo: stereo.com/jarvisjohnson

    • @Niko-mh8dj
      @Niko-mh8dj 3 года назад +52

      I love you too

    • @MasterOogway10
      @MasterOogway10 3 года назад +12

      Yes,and it would make me happy, mace windu

    • @savannah9197
      @savannah9197 3 года назад +15

      I'm replying to this comment for no reason.

    • @honeyshua
      @honeyshua 3 года назад +4

      *insert reply here*

    • @yes-zz6rb
      @yes-zz6rb 3 года назад

      yes

  • @deliriouszora
    @deliriouszora 3 года назад +754

    This video went from sounding colorful and fun, to Jarvis sounding like he's been kidnapped and forced to do this.

  • @kirstiefaith9502
    @kirstiefaith9502 3 года назад +1053

    It’s genuinely upsetting to me the way he chose to cut the ice cream in half. WHY VERTICAL??

    • @afryingpan7319
      @afryingpan7319 3 года назад +59

      EXACTLY I WAS LIKE WHAT THE HECK YOU CAN CUT IT THE OTHER WAY AND IT WORKS MUCH BETTER

    • @claritey
      @claritey 3 года назад +75

      Maybe you missed the point of the video "Bad life Hacks" cutting horizontally would have been somewhat usable.

    • @nephele4403
      @nephele4403 3 года назад +4

      IKR

    • @nephele4403
      @nephele4403 3 года назад +9

      @@claritey ok true

    • @garbageboy9164
      @garbageboy9164 3 года назад +15

      or "hotdog style" as my 3rd grade teacher would've said

  • @CloverTea123
    @CloverTea123 3 года назад +903

    Mr.Predicto need to be a recurring character. I love how eager he was for peanuts xD

    • @LunarEleven
      @LunarEleven 3 года назад +31

      I have this crystal ball with a Wizard called Zandar that does that same thing. You wave your hand over it and there's thunder claps and a dramatic wizardly voice answers questions. I wish I could send him that! Maybe Zandar and Mr Predicto could have a competition for accuracy 😂
      Given my childhood experience though, I don't think I'd bet on Zandar... He was fired for chronic misinformation -_-

    • @cat_person
      @cat_person 3 года назад

      @@kayla__simone lmao

    • @devonkelly44
      @devonkelly44 3 года назад +2

      @@LunarEleven a competition for accuracy 😂😂

    • @notfamedtvpersonalitydrphil
      @notfamedtvpersonalitydrphil 3 года назад

      @@kayla__simone clikkie fren? ||-//

  • @Prim120
    @Prim120 3 года назад +448

    “Are you having a good time?”
    *It is a strong possibility.*

  • @bakersbuns1544
    @bakersbuns1544 3 года назад +998

    definitely the wrong “in half” for the ice cream 🤣

    • @hannahbloom
      @hannahbloom 3 года назад +77

      I was wondering why he took the plastic off

    • @hrdcoreprkour1597
      @hrdcoreprkour1597 3 года назад +42

      Georgia Tech comp sci too thought he'd be a little smarter than that

    • @ecstasy.dreamer
      @ecstasy.dreamer 3 года назад +7

      yeah lmfaooo

    • @Falconifan
      @Falconifan 3 года назад +69

      I felt so much anxiety when he cut it like that.

    • @everylaurenislemons
      @everylaurenislemons 3 года назад +44

      Oh god that makes way more sense, I also thought vertically like Jarvis

  • @mercedeslrockin
    @mercedeslrockin 3 года назад +209

    I almost spit smoothie all over my mic when Mr. Predicto just said "no."

  • @bgs7529
    @bgs7529 3 года назад +301

    I feel like you almost died for this video. Now that's dedication.

  • @crazysiblings1806
    @crazysiblings1806 3 года назад +355

    This seems to be content that would be on his channel Jarvis Johnson Gold, which is for his premium content

    • @madeniquevanwyk
      @madeniquevanwyk 3 года назад +34

      Yes it's definitely premium content, either he made a mistake which I find unlikely, or he decided to spoil his non-premium viewers. We are all after all deserving of respect, and premium content. 😂

    • @LunarEleven
      @LunarEleven 3 года назад +20

      Clerical error. Clearly he was just in recovery from the psychological strain of that last life hack and uploaded it to the wrong channel. Or, he was blinded by all the shampoo he got in his eyes. RIP Jarvis's vision and sanity 😭

  • @JohnnySantanaAwcom
    @JohnnySantanaAwcom 3 года назад +338

    this video gives off "it's 4am and I'm making pudding because I've lost control of my life" vibes lmao

  • @oakiestchardonay2455
    @oakiestchardonay2455 3 года назад +103

    Getting super baked and watching Jarvis Johnson play dress up with a hot pocket has to be the highlight of my year

  • @bluenation2119
    @bluenation2119 3 года назад +1260

    These life hacks are like when you try to hack your game and just mess up your save file

  • @pretzel9093
    @pretzel9093 3 года назад +1005

    Alternative title: *man asks audience for suggestions, lives to regret it*

    • @omarfekih
      @omarfekih 3 года назад +52

      get darr mann on this ASAP

    • @Baertierchen_
      @Baertierchen_ 3 года назад +2

      :')

    • @savannah9197
      @savannah9197 3 года назад +1

      Wow, so many likes.

    • @sketchycatdash
      @sketchycatdash 3 года назад +14

      His fans; we aren’t just giving **good** life hacks, we’re changing lives

    • @3starsburningbright
      @3starsburningbright 3 года назад +3

      Man Asks Audience for Suggestions about Job, Lives To Regret It

  • @makooma
    @makooma 3 года назад +469

    I almost pissed myself laughing at Mr. Predicto telling you not to take him out of the shirt.

  • @divalea
    @divalea 3 года назад +131

    I want the outtake where Jarvis realized he set the googly eyes on the door at the same height as the shelf and had to move the eyes.

  • @SimGasms
    @SimGasms 3 года назад +365

    That abrupt "NO" had me in tears
    Jarvis: *looks down* "okay"

  • @randomnameforarandomnerd8400
    @randomnameforarandomnerd8400 3 года назад +251

    mr predicto saying “no” when jarvis kept jumping made me laugh so hard i almost choked on apple juice

  • @katelyn2306
    @katelyn2306 3 года назад +1993

    How is no one talking about how cute Jarvis’s fit is tho? Like... I’m loving this look!

  • @boo-la-la_666
    @boo-la-la_666 3 года назад +225

    This video gives me "It's my mental breakdown, I get to pick the music" vibes.

  • @nathanlanum7570
    @nathanlanum7570 3 года назад +241

    "I've seen this hack before"
    *Cuts vertically*

    • @speaktruth9989
      @speaktruth9989 3 года назад +10

      Exactly

    • @porchcatproductions9931
      @porchcatproductions9931 3 года назад +45

      Nathan Lanum I’ve been searching for this comment, I was like certainly they meant horizontally so they would be bowls and not weird little funnels 😂

    • @lmp71098
      @lmp71098 3 года назад +29

      Was I the only one unreasonably angered by that 🤣?

    • @ErinLastNameRedacted
      @ErinLastNameRedacted 3 года назад +5

      I was wondering about that. It was a great sounding cut, though. ASMR or something.

    • @samanthagalarza3421
      @samanthagalarza3421 3 года назад +24

      Ah I've finally found my people. It bothered me so deeply.

  • @MusicGamesLife
    @MusicGamesLife 3 года назад +761

    “While I can’t remove all of the Bernie memes from the internet, I CAN replace every image on the internet /with/ the Bernie meme... which is kind of like removing it, but the opposite!”
    ah yes, Jarvis's brilliant mind at work. giving the people not what they want, but what they truly need

    • @elliesaurusart1202
      @elliesaurusart1202 3 года назад +26

      Yes we all watched the video

    • @karlaa1Dforever
      @karlaa1Dforever 3 года назад +2

      Flawless logic

    • @JarrodBaniqued
      @JarrodBaniqued 3 года назад +8

      “I am once again asking for your repetitive contribution”

    • @wabaca
      @wabaca 3 года назад +5

      @@elliesaurusart1202 English is my second language and the video doesn't have subtitle, so this comments are helpful sometimes. That's a part I didn't get in the video lol.

    • @elliesaurusart1202
      @elliesaurusart1202 3 года назад +1

      @@wabaca of fair enough

  • @slimkt
    @slimkt 3 года назад +46

    That last one felt truly masochistic, which anyone who knows their hacks understands is an extremely authentic quality in a good life hack.

  • @wormidicus
    @wormidicus 3 года назад +243

    I thought Jarvis was smart enough to put the milk in his mouth first, then coffee so he doesnt burn his tongue- or maybe that was a hack on how to burn your tongue..hmmm smart Jarvis quite an intellectual he is

    • @mattswanson3568
      @mattswanson3568 3 года назад +1

      Fuck that thought didn't even occur to me. I feel like an idiot 😂😂😂

    • @BlisaBLisa
      @BlisaBLisa 3 года назад +3

      no dude the coffee goes first then the milk treats the burns

  • @Arri7979
    @Arri7979 3 года назад +210

    Are we going to talk about how comically oversized some university degrees are? The frame itself is a semester's worth of tuition; it's like they're robbing us one last time on the way out.

    • @rebeccaabrams3079
      @rebeccaabrams3079 Год назад +2

      My boyfriends parents desperately wanted to buy him a fancy frame and he had to talk them out of it because lol no thanks. We got frames at IKEA for $5

  • @rainbowstarunicornprincess4391
    @rainbowstarunicornprincess4391 3 года назад +168

    "ive seen this countless times before" - proceeds to cut it completely wrong

  • @candycane_5086
    @candycane_5086 3 года назад +144

    Jarvis has the kind of personality that would be perfect for playing a horror game

    • @gardenthefermentingsound6218
      @gardenthefermentingsound6218 2 года назад +2

      Try John Wolfe if you don't like a lot of clickbait screaming but like sarcasm and real reactions

  • @pigeonwithagun7986
    @pigeonwithagun7986 3 года назад +206

    Life hack: if you drive in a school zone everyone goes super slow for some reason so you can go waaaaay faster. Only problem is that there are a LOT of speed bumps. And there are these weird sirens and red and blue flashing lights.

    • @veragirljones8039
      @veragirljones8039 3 года назад +2

      🤣🤣

    • @bek2026
      @bek2026 3 года назад +16

      The speed bumps also scream and spray out red water when you step on them.

    • @17kdiamond
      @17kdiamond 2 года назад +5

      @@bek2026 i wonder why this happens. it’s really weird.

  • @JenTheTech
    @JenTheTech 3 года назад +209

    "I'll do a fancy transition..phew"

  • @HeyitzRio
    @HeyitzRio 3 года назад +90

    This is so funny lol I love the dichotomy between the "professional" life-hack videos that are squeaky-clean and organized and the slow descent into madness, ending with Jarvis seemingly drowning in a shower, fully clothed, with a headband he hot-glued a sponge directly to stabbing his eye, with a bottle of soap package-taped to this hand.

  • @maxholland6463
    @maxholland6463 3 года назад +39

    The fact that the cabinets remained open most of the videos is just priceless

  • @Clawdragoons
    @Clawdragoons 3 года назад +618

    "Cupholder shirt"
    Did they just try to re-invent pockets as if it was a new thing?

    • @Ctm2024-l
      @Ctm2024-l 3 года назад +17

      Underrated comment

    • @bellamee2775
      @bellamee2775 3 года назад +90

      It's clearly a hack meant for women.

    • @ellaa3526
      @ellaa3526 3 года назад +25

      @@bellamee2775 Yes, that would actually be a lifesaver for women and our lack of pockets.

    • @SunnyBunnyyy
      @SunnyBunnyyy 3 года назад +35

      Ah yes, because everyone knows the best place to put a cup is in your pocket

    • @bellamee2775
      @bellamee2775 3 года назад +12

      @@SunnyBunnyyy, you don't put your cup in your pocket?

  • @tankladd
    @tankladd 3 года назад +140

    ..and then Jarvis pulled out his comically large computer science degree!

    • @GoldenYoshi1
      @GoldenYoshi1 3 года назад +3

      I read this comment _right_ as I got to that part lol

  • @annabethgrace3916
    @annabethgrace3916 3 года назад +381

    Jarvis: “put google-y eyes on ur cabinet so you’ll want to close them”
    5 min crafts: “WRITE THAT DOWN! WRITE THAT DOWN”

  • @TimeBucks
    @TimeBucks 3 года назад +1378

    The coffee and milk one was the worst thing I've seen

    • @cornoffthecobs7299
      @cornoffthecobs7299 3 года назад +4

      Agreed

    • @JLynnEchelon
      @JLynnEchelon 3 года назад +53

      I read this before I saw it and was still not prepared for how awful it was.

    • @yoboigarbage1024
      @yoboigarbage1024 3 года назад +5

      Stolen comment

    • @bodaciousdoggo8971
      @bodaciousdoggo8971 3 года назад +25

      @@yoboigarbage1024 this seems like a general opinion to have and not a copied comment
      Edit: it seems this guy is a comment stealer so that’s sucks

    • @hugomanrique4763
      @hugomanrique4763 3 года назад +10

      @@bodaciousdoggo8971 this channel tends to steal comments from comment section, for example on jackfilms’ MANSION he copied a comment word for word, so it is copied

  • @AresVisualsMeva
    @AresVisualsMeva 3 года назад +64

    Alexis’ hair gradually gets messier throughout the duration of this video and i think it perfectly lines up with the life hacks’ increasing convolutedness

  • @harlequeenchannel
    @harlequeenchannel 3 года назад +257

    Alternate title: Local Area Man Magic-8-Balls Himself Into Insanity

  • @kaimik137
    @kaimik137 3 года назад +212

    19:41
    “I’m wet and can die.” That line sounds so funny out of context for no reason

  • @Scrimblo
    @Scrimblo 3 года назад +45

    Watching Jarvis hot glue sponges onto a headband with one hand taped to shampoo as he’s covered in soapy water with googly eyes staring distantly into the camera as a clock is the only decoration in-frame feels like a fever dream

  • @StevieH1997
    @StevieH1997 3 года назад +357

    “Frankly, I would love a legume,” absolutely needs to be on a shirt. I’d buy multiples.

    • @airotiv7916
      @airotiv7916 3 года назад +1

      💜

    • @woodfur00
      @woodfur00 3 года назад +9

      But were the peanuts roasted in March?

    • @yoboigarbage1024
      @yoboigarbage1024 3 года назад +3

      Frankly I need a frankly I need a legume shirt

    • @airotiv7916
      @airotiv7916 3 года назад

      @@yoboigarbage1024 🤣🤣🤣👍👍

    • @agentwashingtub9167
      @agentwashingtub9167 3 года назад

      It’s got big Gilear energy and I’m here for it

  • @pyt._zari_6094
    @pyt._zari_6094 3 года назад +115

    Jarvis: Burns himself with coffee
    Me: ✨That’s an awfully hot coffee pot✨

  • @meatballbi4330
    @meatballbi4330 3 года назад +122

    "now it's all in my eyes" Jarvis as he rubs a shampoo bottle against his eyes

  • @tvcghost2300
    @tvcghost2300 3 года назад +312

    Even better life hack when you’re washing your hair with shampoo put swimming goggles on so you won’t get soap in your eyes

    • @celene_moon
      @celene_moon 3 года назад +4

      But wouldn't you be blocking some of your hair

    • @rickleserewski
      @rickleserewski 3 года назад +8

      @@celene_moon do you know how to put on goggles ? the hair stays out of them ??

    • @Prince_-vu4wu
      @Prince_-vu4wu 3 года назад +30

      @@rickleserewski not your eye lashes, some say those are the most important to clean.

    • @aarishowton8037
      @aarishowton8037 3 года назад +17

      @@Prince_-vu4wu excuse me what, are you washing your eyelashes with shampoo? Just rub your eyes with some water while you’re washing your face after your shower lol

    • @annakepes8050
      @annakepes8050 3 года назад +10

      @@rickleserewski how do YOU put on goggles?

  • @pumpkinvici1858
    @pumpkinvici1858 3 года назад +51

    “ nothing in my eyes”
    Incredibly irritated eyes and proceeds to start crying*

  • @Larrina5555
    @Larrina5555 3 года назад +82

    jarvis has been preparing for this magic eight ball hack his entire life

  • @amberlubig5463
    @amberlubig5463 3 года назад +350

    No word of a lie, yesterday I thought to myself “Jarvis hasn’t put out a life hacks vid in too long☹️” Get out of my head 😳

    • @gracel1847
      @gracel1847 3 года назад +8

      @I Love Halloween no she said no word of a lie

    • @kaimik137
      @kaimik137 3 года назад +2

      jArViS cAn ReAd MiNdS

    • @santiustelive
      @santiustelive 3 года назад

      @@gracel1847 no word of a lie, your opinion is trash

    • @amberlubig5463
      @amberlubig5463 3 года назад +2

      @I Love Halloween lol surprisingly no. I watched a random life hacks video who said “so many RUclipsrs have done this” and then showed a montage and it had one of the old Jarvis ones so I thought that lol

    • @amberlubig5463
      @amberlubig5463 3 года назад +2

      @@kaimik137 oooh next video idea 💡 lol

  • @yary281
    @yary281 3 года назад +42

    5:20 is perfect cuz you have the satisfaction of eating a hot pocket while pretending to be eren devouring the marleyans

  • @plushy_doctor2299
    @plushy_doctor2299 3 года назад +343

    *"Don’t try this at home, I'm wet and can die"*
    Istg this man is a goddamn legend

  • @ohno6919
    @ohno6919 3 года назад +67

    Jarvis, clearly pained and with a look of regret in his eyes: "Life hack!"

  • @thememeestfilmbuff
    @thememeestfilmbuff 3 года назад +225

    *I think that talking ball Jarvis carried around* could’ve given him the advice to not torture himself like this.

  • @jackdoyle7175
    @jackdoyle7175 3 года назад +64

    Imagine you come home and see him with his hand taped to shampoo, eyes burning, shaking wet and with a headband with sponges on it

    • @ThexDynastxQueen
      @ThexDynastxQueen 3 года назад +12

      And then you go to get them a towel from the linen closet and there's googly eyes on the inside of the door staring at you 👀

  • @iniyama2
    @iniyama2 3 года назад +61

    looking forward to the "just shake the ball" merch
    edit: with the cup holder included, of course

  • @parkerg100
    @parkerg100 3 года назад +95

    Why is no one talking about how nice that hot pocket koozie is 😭

  • @Distant_Memory
    @Distant_Memory 3 года назад +66

    Y'all the pain Jarvis puts himself through for our entertainment smh 🤧 Can we just take a moment to appreciate how he did an entire craft with shampoo in his eyes??

    • @decm3_727
      @decm3_727 3 года назад +3

      And also drank burning hot coffee 😂

    • @facelessdrone
      @facelessdrone 3 года назад

      His eyes aren't red, so that proves to me that he used the kind that doesn't sting your eyes, or doesn't have lye water.

  • @broshelm
    @broshelm 3 года назад +34

    "There's nothing in my eyes now!"
    yes, nothing but *tears of disappointment*

  • @LaurenT3G
    @LaurenT3G 3 года назад +12

    I'm in love with the fact that he actually put googly eyes in the cabinet door to scare himself into closing it, proceeded to get scared of the cabinet door, and not close it anyway.
    That was probably the intention, but it's still hilarious.

  • @jmarshal
    @jmarshal 3 года назад +44

    Jarvis is the absurdist comedy we deserve in the 20’s.

  • @zenx3855
    @zenx3855 3 года назад +83

    Alexis looks like she’s having flashbacks in every frame she’s in.

  • @samuelbohn1880
    @samuelbohn1880 3 года назад +28

    I love the Fx Factory Pro trial at 17:34.

  • @brib6046
    @brib6046 3 года назад +120

    I was worried the glass was going to fall and shatter. Does anyone know where he got his “Just Be Kind” pullover?

    • @Phazyne
      @Phazyne 3 года назад +4

      Mayfair. It costs $108 before taxes.
      Lol, hopefully you can find it somewhere cheaper.

    • @caffeinatedkatie4696
      @caffeinatedkatie4696 3 года назад +2

      I was sad he put it on that shirt like put it on a throwaway shirt

    • @silasreed1
      @silasreed1 3 года назад +4

      @@caffeinatedkatie4696 the Velcro is removable, it has a sticky backing

    • @brib6046
      @brib6046 3 года назад

      @@Phazyne thank you!

  • @CookieKillers
    @CookieKillers 3 года назад +55

    This is jarvis’s slow decent into insanity

  • @lilylily2069
    @lilylily2069 3 года назад +54

    Never thought we would get a weird ass Jarvis shower scene.😂😂😂😂

  • @emmareynolds1976
    @emmareynolds1976 3 года назад +62

    I really enjoyed the fact that he cut the ice cream vertically

  • @justyouraveragewatarustan9283
    @justyouraveragewatarustan9283 3 года назад +194

    Watching a soaking wet Jarvis tape a bottle of shampoo to his hand has been the highlight of 2021 so far. Seriously though, how is this not on trending?
    P.S. thanks for all the likes! If this keeps up I'm gonna have to hot glue a sponge to my head to keep all these likes out of my eyes.
    P.P.S. *Well guys, we did it.*

    • @whatdoahknow3173
      @whatdoahknow3173 3 года назад +7

      My mom asked my I was laughing! How do I explain this mad man!?

  • @foopfoop8611
    @foopfoop8611 3 года назад +46

    Jarvis: puts googley eyes on cabinets so people will close them.
    Also Jarvis: doesn’t close the cabinet

  • @FlameVulpin14
    @FlameVulpin14 3 года назад +31

    The amount to which Jarvis committed to the bit in this video was incredible

  • @hannahmilby4870
    @hannahmilby4870 3 года назад +31

    Dang I haven’t watched his videos in like a month and I forgot how stylish Jarvis is. Also he’s chill, funny, and cool... the best kind of person to watch on RUclips.

    • @jarvis
      @jarvis  3 года назад +23

      🥺

    • @hannahmilby4870
      @hannahmilby4870 3 года назад +2

      @@jarvis wait wait wait. You replied?!

    • @hannahmilby4870
      @hannahmilby4870 3 года назад +2

      @@jarvis I’m watching RUclips before bed and you making me fangirl the heck out of myself. I don’t even know what I’m saying anymoreeeee

    • @hannahmilby4870
      @hannahmilby4870 3 года назад +1

      @@jarvis you are literally one of if not my favorite youtuber

  • @PaullyRobots
    @PaullyRobots 3 года назад +33

    I'm watching a man hot glue two sponges to a headband while having a bottle of shampoo taped to his hand.

  • @moviesawesome
    @moviesawesome 3 года назад +154

    Mr. Predicto should be in every video from now on.

    • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
      @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 3 года назад +11

      I feel like his ongoing commentary took this to a deeper place

    • @phosphenevision
      @phosphenevision 3 года назад +7

      @@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 he adds in the✨ spice ✨

    • @cbz5283
      @cbz5283 3 года назад

      @@phosphenevision and Jarvis is a snac

  • @JollyJustice
    @JollyJustice 3 года назад +66

    Jarvis is a real life comfort character if there ever was one.

  • @UOUPv2
    @UOUPv2 3 года назад +30

    "I'm not about to super glue to my hand."
    Hmm, sounds like somebody doesn't want me to subscribe followed by hitting the bell icon, leaving a comment and possibly even liking the video.

  • @confidentcringe
    @confidentcringe 3 года назад +357

    Yes javis time I needed this right now

  • @kerrysasmr
    @kerrysasmr 3 года назад +63

    How about hot gluing your hangers to your coats;Boom; Never lose your hangers to your closet again...

  • @peeelan
    @peeelan 3 года назад +40

    “I’m wet and can’t die” is my new favorite sentence

  • @GlassesnMouthplates
    @GlassesnMouthplates 3 года назад +41

    I'm slightly appalled by Jarvis making a bit about people letting kitchen cabinets opened yet we're constantly watching two of his drawers not fully flushed in behind him.

  • @workinonchangin
    @workinonchangin 3 года назад +21

    I was reminded to leave a like when y’all dropped the Saturn and his son painting reference