The Worst Dating Show Contestant On TV (The Bachelorette)

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  • Опубликовано: 16 авг 2019
  • The bachelorette finished up a couple of weeks ago and i couldn't stop thinking about how awful jed and luke p were so i spent a really long time making a video about them.
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  • @marchstars3318
    @marchstars3318 4 года назад +4889

    The fact that that Hannah clearly expressed her discomfort, she turned him down, and just generally said no to him several times yet the producers and Luke of course continued to put her in situations that made her uncomfortable and stressed makes me sick. It says a lot about what consent means to men like this.

    • @fuzzybuzzy3159
      @fuzzybuzzy3159 4 года назад +231

      She dissociates from the trauma now btw

    • @IncredibleMD
      @IncredibleMD 4 года назад +218

      That's what being on a reality TV show is like, for everyone on a reality TV show. Pretty much without exception, they're all pretty dehumanizing experiences, for everyone involved.

    • @flyhighskyguy9972
      @flyhighskyguy9972 4 года назад +58

      Yeah, and a lot about regraded tv producers only interested in drama

    • @Userfulpo
      @Userfulpo 4 года назад +17

      March Stars well it would, if it wasn't all scripted

    • @gray9590
      @gray9590 4 года назад +13

      For people* like this.

  • @barlowbrenner182
    @barlowbrenner182 4 года назад +6468

    "Nobody introduces themself with their first and last name. Unless you're John Paul Jones from the Bachelor, in which case it's welcome and encouraged."
    -Danny Gonzalez

    • @zombrblx5370
      @zombrblx5370 3 года назад +37

      Yeeeeeeeeet

    • @VampJen
      @VampJen 3 года назад +100

      So, you know what other kind of people get all of their names (first, middle, and last name) used....serial killers. Just gonna throw that out there.

    • @personne-fp6cr
      @personne-fp6cr 3 года назад +115

      He probably uses his full name because he has the same name as a member of Led Zeppelin
      I guess I'd also always say my full name if I had the same name as a rockstar

    • @mkay4
      @mkay4 3 года назад +18

      Jen BGoode John Paul is his first name. He has 2 first names. What’s your point?

    • @sophiayork6780
      @sophiayork6780 3 года назад +6

      Léa G.M. Only thing he’s got going and i doubt he can play bass

  • @xErinxx
    @xErinxx Год назад +1763

    Luke saying “No guy would want her after that last thing she told me” (which was that she slept with someone) while actively coming back for her is SUCH a big red flag for an abuser. Making their victim feel like they’re doing them a service being with them, that they’re not worthy of love or a relationship and they’re so lucky to be with their abuser so they’ll stay. That was triggering tbh. Literally wtf.

    • @project_letters
      @project_letters 10 месяцев назад +51

      Exactly everything he did was so triggering!

    • @emilypalm8146
      @emilypalm8146 4 месяца назад +13

      unless the video was edited strangely, I think he made it much more about himself? He said that "Hannah thought [HE] wouldn't want to be with her anymore... after what she told me last night". he's a total asshole with concerning thoughts on women, but those exist even in more subtle language

    • @way2dead4u
      @way2dead4u 2 месяца назад +6

      I think you misheard the quote a bit, since his delusions were that "Hannah said no to me but actually she's just misguided and needs to know I still want her" but you are completely right about his attitude and abusive behaviors! 11:14 if you need to double check

  • @handfulmousefly
    @handfulmousefly 3 года назад +5805

    Why does Luke always look emotionless and on the verge of tears at the same time

  • @scaredhamstee9427
    @scaredhamstee9427 4 года назад +4164

    This tv show is just an arranged marriage with extra steps

    • @ayekantspeylgud
      @ayekantspeylgud 4 года назад +262

      Scared Hamstee including lots of uh, free samples

    • @pattykrabbies
      @pattykrabbies 4 года назад +187

      Heather B Never heard someone call sex free samples before lmaoo

    • @uh_caleb4897
      @uh_caleb4897 4 года назад +53

      that just caused an epiphany in my social life and mental health

    • @romankotas448
      @romankotas448 4 года назад +33

      Patty Krabbies I call it test drives in the context of the bachelor/ette

    • @jazzhands8525
      @jazzhands8525 4 года назад +5

      @Cobalt Wolf no it's a jojo reference

  • @PrismaticGlaceon
    @PrismaticGlaceon 4 года назад +3710

    Luke P. seems like a man who needs to stay 500 feet away from women. I don't even know him, and I'm ready to call a restraining order on him.

    • @caleblewis8169
      @caleblewis8169 4 года назад +69

      Same with men

    • @Dargonhuman
      @Dargonhuman 4 года назад +280

      I felt like I needed to get a restraining order against him just to watch the show, and I'm a 37 year old man.
      When I found out he works with kids I was like, "People let this psychopath around children? Unsupervised?!"

    • @goggles8691
      @goggles8691 4 года назад +13

      @@Dargonhuman otherwise they'd get arrested too

    • @SoftTangerineDreams
      @SoftTangerineDreams 4 года назад +139

      Seems like the kind of guy who’s constantly ready to hurt someone for his own benefit. As someone who has been mentally abused and heavily manipulated, it isn’t funny to bring him back on the show. It isn’t entertaining, it’s outright scary...

    • @chatterbox1078
      @chatterbox1078 4 года назад +108

      He needs to stay 500 feet away from everybody except a therapist

  • @Juliett-A
    @Juliett-A 2 года назад +5374

    It doesn't even matter if it's all fake and staged. It still normalizes stalking and harassment and violating women's boundaries which the patriarchy and popular culture already have severe issues with normalizing.

  • @coco604
    @coco604 2 года назад +1076

    Luke: Relationships thrive on communication
    Hannah: *starts to say something*
    Luke: Sorry Hannah, I meant ME communicating my opinions to YOU.

    • @karak962
      @karak962 7 месяцев назад +15

      glad I wasn't the only one who saw that hahaha

  • @yuyu8478
    @yuyu8478 4 года назад +3012

    Luke 3 years later: So hannah put a restraining order, cussed at me, had sex with a million other guys, and said i was misogynistic. Does she love me?

    • @ossswin
      @ossswin 4 года назад +185

      Monica Velasquez “it’s because she doesn’t know i love her though”

    • @penazmehta9165
      @penazmehta9165 4 года назад +58

      SHE SAID SHE STILL WANTS ME TO BE HERE 😭😭😭😩😩😩🥺🥺🥺

    • @cutienerdgirl
      @cutienerdgirl 4 года назад +4

      She didn't have sex with all these guys. Do you know how dating shows work?? She only gets to sleep with one at the end, it's the same thing for the Bachelor.

    • @venerablepoof
      @venerablepoof 4 года назад +32

      Pink 1.: You, my friend, need to inform your opinion and 2.: its a J O K E he said T H R E E years L A T E R

    • @epicgamer-lp4wg
      @epicgamer-lp4wg 4 года назад +1

      Monica Velasquez
      Honestly relationship goals

  • @trinitygray6261
    @trinitygray6261 4 года назад +8364

    Luke: lay your hands off me
    Tall dude #1: or what?
    Luke: 👁👄👁

  • @Andyyoureastar
    @Andyyoureastar 2 года назад +2115

    JPJ was the star for me. His golden retriever/himbo energy was unmatched💀💀

    • @chelseakitkatz
      @chelseakitkatz 2 года назад +37

      YESSSS

    • @NefariousSpineLizard
      @NefariousSpineLizard 2 года назад +138

      He is exactly the kind of man I love to step on.

    • @mollykircher3104
      @mollykircher3104 2 года назад +16

      Hell yeah dude

    • @Su-mx7ix
      @Su-mx7ix Год назад +42

      I hold Kellan Lutz as Emmett Cullen solely responsible for himbos being my kryptonite, I love them and their no thoughts just vibes brains so much 😩

    • @THEspooderman_
      @THEspooderman_ Год назад +55

      He also has the Patrick bateman type voice which was funny hearing him say his name like that

  • @crustyman7661
    @crustyman7661 2 года назад +973

    i love the irony of how he interrupts her to explain the importance of communication while she's also simultaneously telling him to leave to which he completely ignores her

  • @onehotbitch2193
    @onehotbitch2193 4 года назад +5917

    "This is the definition of a psychopath, I'm the opposite of that" My new way of introducing myself.

    • @onehotbitch2193
      @onehotbitch2193 4 года назад +345

      And yes, I will be wearing that sloth costume.

    • @harveyknguyen
      @harveyknguyen 4 года назад +329

      @@onehotbitch2193 Real men introduce themselves to women by being in a testosterone fueled rage while rapping in a sloth costume along with showing them the definition of psychopath, and afterwards claiming to be a sailor from the 1700s

    • @kyhoney
      @kyhoney 4 года назад +160

      name ̈ if a man DOESN’T introduce himself that way, he’s not worth my time

    • @onehotbitch2193
      @onehotbitch2193 4 года назад +45

      @@kyhoney I now expect that every time a man confesses his admiral affection toward me.

    • @Maninawig
      @Maninawig 4 года назад +36

      You can always do the Holmes version....
      I am NOT a psychopath.... I am a sociopath, get it right!

  • @Syd448
    @Syd448 3 года назад +7231

    I hate that they normalized that man harassing her because that is a VERY real thing. What the hell

    • @radfatdaddy4169
      @radfatdaddy4169 3 года назад +367

      Security, and the other contestants, and the gal should have just beat the living shit out of him when he showed up again. Normalize THAT happening!

    • @Mack-fj9nl
      @Mack-fj9nl 3 года назад +288

      @Tyler Gay But stuff like this will encourage other dumb asses to do stuff like that. Which is the problem.

    • @cristi1145
      @cristi1145 3 года назад +128

      Bro it also irritates me that all of them look the same. Like idc if they’re all white but they all look the same💀💀

    • @pokaay3163
      @pokaay3163 3 года назад +159

      @Tyler Gay the fact that you dont realize how many “dumbasses” are out there that will take examples like this show to justify their actions and mindsets... 🤦‍♀️ you talk about it like it’s a 1/10 occurrence lmaoo

    • @sarahfromtheneverland9001
      @sarahfromtheneverland9001 2 года назад +171

      @Tyler Gay THAT is called normalizing. People are dumb and they get influenced by dumb stuff. Manipulation and normalizing bad behavior is very real. Anyone can fall for this when they're vunerable.

  • @iloveyou-eliwood
    @iloveyou-eliwood 3 года назад +751

    its a shame danny got eliminated so early

  • @ashamedashley389
    @ashamedashley389 2 года назад +391

    Thanks to Hannah's mom, I have a new line for when I'm tryna be nice and civil when describing someone I don't like: "He has... qualities."

    • @Nov1cegg
      @Nov1cegg 8 месяцев назад +13

      Kinda late but hope u wanna add something to you dictionary of "civilized" answers: "Deep down he might be a good person" That's a banger here in Brazil

  • @spicysalad3013
    @spicysalad3013 4 года назад +4069

    "the last thing i would ever wanna do is control a woman" i love the the middle aged woman in the audience rolling her eyes after that

  • @magickaldust1213
    @magickaldust1213 4 года назад +4927

    NO, Hannah DID NOT eliminate Luke S. He walked away bc he was sick of his name being associated with the human garbage can that is Luke P. *Luke S is a golden doodle and deserved better.*

    • @myajanette
      @myajanette 3 года назад +118

      Facts.

    • @radioactivian4412
      @radioactivian4412 3 года назад +132

      if no one will take em I'll do it

    • @justarandomguy2877
      @justarandomguy2877 3 года назад +31

      they said really quick or quit or whatever’

    • @cindypacheco7677
      @cindypacheco7677 3 года назад +16

      Golden doodles are not good pets if you’re a first time dog owner....

    • @tovadower962
      @tovadower962 3 года назад +21

      I thought you meant Luke P and I was genuinely so confused

  • @alicejones5312
    @alicejones5312 3 года назад +964

    Honestly from what I’ve seen of Hannah she seems like such a beautiful soul, just looking out for the people around her while also setting her own PERFECTLY REASONABLE boundaries- yet as Jarvis said she’s subjected to such awful people. That’s the one thing I’ll always have against the Bachelor and Bachelorette, is that a lot of their stars with good hearts are given traumatic situations just to make the show more money.

    • @saadbullock8122
      @saadbullock8122 3 года назад

      "traumatic" xddd okay simp

    • @narc2.036
      @narc2.036 2 года назад +34

      @@saadbullock8122 damn you really showed him so amazing

    • @lanceelliott2504
      @lanceelliott2504 2 года назад +49

      @@saadbullock8122 This season could absolutely be considered traumatic for her idk what you're on about

  • @grailmontgomery514
    @grailmontgomery514 3 года назад +529

    There's just something so incredibly appropriate about a man hiding in a box that says "fragile, handle with care"

  • @alyssarae1788
    @alyssarae1788 4 года назад +2332

    The Bachelor should start having mid-life crisis single parents on the show who actually are ready to get married and live their lives

    • @barelyfunctioning3982
      @barelyfunctioning3982 4 года назад +53

      Alyssa Rae Underrated

    • @thereserubi3679
      @thereserubi3679 4 года назад +25

      Genius

    • @pingpong1138
      @pingpong1138 4 года назад +79

      And people willing to be loyal. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • @s0Shi
      @s0Shi 4 года назад +40

      The single parent au makes my heart go doki doki
      (But yes very much agree ♥️)

    • @PANZERWULFFF
      @PANZERWULFFF 4 года назад +33

      yeah and its unscripted.

  • @binboda
    @binboda 4 года назад +6247

    "She loves me. She just doesn't know it yet" is exactly what a dangerous maniac/stalker would say

  • @nettle1217
    @nettle1217 Год назад +345

    when danny showed up i thought i was hallucinating from sleep deprivation for a second

  • @acomet2509
    @acomet2509 2 года назад +156

    “Relationships are based on communication” he says as he interrupts Hannah while she’s trying to shut him down for the third or fourth time

  • @psyche8547
    @psyche8547 4 года назад +7612

    I actually watched that whole season and I can say that John Paul Jones is the best person ever, in one episode he was eating McDonald’s chicken nuggets and didn’t talk to Hannah the whole time

    • @kingmaoh5566
      @kingmaoh5566 4 года назад +851

      He had the right choice McDonald Chicken nuggets taste good, food before woman always. Actually this goes both ways food before any relationships

    • @amaris145
      @amaris145 4 года назад +161

      mood

    • @ShibuNub3305
      @ShibuNub3305 4 года назад +447

      This man acts like the weirdest guy ever and it’s kind of terrifying how close they got his behavior to mimic me.

    • @adeer87
      @adeer87 4 года назад +83

      I can understand that choice tbh.

    • @apparition555
      @apparition555 4 года назад +41

      @Mega Necksnapper - i’m sorry but your grammar is so bad i couldn’t understand anything you said

  • @DAngeloWallace
    @DAngeloWallace 4 года назад +33982

    hannah b talks like somebody from alabama mimicking someone who's not from alabama mimicking someone from alabama

    • @wysteriacampion353
      @wysteriacampion353 4 года назад +1935

      D'Angelo Wallace unexpected surprise but welcome one

    • @dixiewhite2698
      @dixiewhite2698 4 года назад +755

      True true true -a true Alabamian

    • @rb8566
      @rb8566 4 года назад +442

      An unexpected challenger approaches! Glad to have you here, D’Angelo!

    • @caleblewis8169
      @caleblewis8169 4 года назад +329

      But she didn't marry her brother

    • @magicalfish6286
      @magicalfish6286 4 года назад +38

      :O

  • @Peanut_taco_muffin
    @Peanut_taco_muffin 2 года назад +299

    As an introvert, I can safely say that I would rather be buried alive than be on this show

    • @doctorcorgi3134
      @doctorcorgi3134 Год назад +12

      It’s our worst nightmare come to life. And on national TV no less.

    • @katharineball585
      @katharineball585 10 месяцев назад

      I was thinking this lol

  • @Shrimpyfellow
    @Shrimpyfellow 3 года назад +280

    Could you imagine: the RUclipsr bachelorette/ bachelor show. Danny would make it to the final four and be like “ OH YEAH IM MARRIED!”

  • @kaynewilbur
    @kaynewilbur 4 года назад +4419

    Luke P. Seems like the type of guy who thinks loading the dishwasher every once in a while makes him less of a man

  • @Sofia-fc5tb
    @Sofia-fc5tb 4 года назад +8797

    "we're getting married," he says tonelessly whilst staring at the camera with dead shark eyes

  • @eddykidplayzyt
    @eddykidplayzyt Год назад +133

    I love it when RUclipsrs just show up in their friends videos for no reason and do nothing. Danny just being there as a side gag for no reason was hilarious

  • @lizard3755
    @lizard3755 3 года назад +153

    What the producers did with Luke P. was definitely not okay, applause to Hannah for standing her ground even after they brought back that asshole

  • @renoloverxoxo
    @renoloverxoxo 4 года назад +3552

    Sloth girl was wife material fight me.

    • @sneakysnake7695
      @sneakysnake7695 4 года назад +229

      No no no you're right

    • @Pokmasterman
      @Pokmasterman 4 года назад +155

      She seems like a strange woman i like that

    • @renoloverxoxo
      @renoloverxoxo 4 года назад +152

      @@Pokmasterman sense of humor is sexy af.

    • @cubbleshasreturned6968
      @cubbleshasreturned6968 4 года назад +96

      She should have been the bachelorette. Just not for this season

    • @Cryo_the_Proto
      @Cryo_the_Proto 4 года назад +74

      Why fight people who are right

  • @JadaKingdom971
    @JadaKingdom971 4 года назад +3942

    The fact that they scripted harassment for entertainment is very very disturbing to say the least!

    • @tristasayers1516
      @tristasayers1516 4 года назад +304

      Thank you! I feel like the producers have some sort of responsibility to make sure she is safe. Are they just like "btw if any of them turn out to be psychopaths, you're on your own. We love that shit and openly encourage it"

    • @MarkSalesman
      @MarkSalesman 3 года назад +10

      Epic gamer style

    • @randommanny7659
      @randommanny7659 3 года назад +13

      THANK YOU

    • @bigbearkat2010
      @bigbearkat2010 3 года назад +101

      That bit where Luke P told Chris he wouldn't change anything about what he did, you tell by Chris' look and body language just how uncomfortable he is being around this asshole.

    • @angeltompa2525
      @angeltompa2525 3 года назад +1

      hannah b talks like somebody from alabama mimicking someone who's not from alabama mimicking someone from alabama

  • @katjosephperez8772
    @katjosephperez8772 2 года назад +84

    “He has qualities” I’m so glad I finished taking a sip of red wine before that clip. Red wine is so hard to clean up, and it burns your nostrils super bad if you snort laugh

  • @kaitastrophe935
    @kaitastrophe935 8 месяцев назад +22

    There was also the fact that Luke’s hometown date didn’t include his family but instead his church group which acted super cult like honestly. Remember feeling so creeped out

  • @ESPmrBrough
    @ESPmrBrough 4 года назад +6821

    to be fair, John Paul Jones is such a strong name that even i wanna repeatedly say John Paul Jones.

    • @rorrim0
      @rorrim0 4 года назад +651

      It's a name that even a cult leader would be jealous of.

    • @brennns
      @brennns 4 года назад +379

      John Paul Jones is the best thing to happen to bachelor nation

    • @theawkwarddolphin4752
      @theawkwarddolphin4752 4 года назад +230

      John Paul Jones (no relation ) was also a famous naval commander

    • @jacob.loesch
      @jacob.loesch 4 года назад +139

      It's also the name of Led Zeppelin's bassist

    • @jeremysworld3061
      @jeremysworld3061 4 года назад +35

      @Phea qwq You're an angel now.

  • @dfbrethy2368
    @dfbrethy2368 4 года назад +12517

    As a Christian I apologize this man was never supposed to leave the churches dungeon

    • @dfbrethy2368
      @dfbrethy2368 4 года назад +239

      Nile Peoples Amen

    • @sofia.eris.bauhaus
      @sofia.eris.bauhaus 4 года назад +376

      yea, lock him up and make him write another gospel.

    • @mr.awesome7552
      @mr.awesome7552 4 года назад +272

      I forgive you... wait a minute WHAT, remind me to not enter a churches basement ever again

    • @sleeplessdistrict3897
      @sleeplessdistrict3897 4 года назад +85

      Mr. Awesome Don’t worry, you only go in if you deserve it

    • @sircartier4703
      @sircartier4703 4 года назад +86

      They should put priests on the bachelor

  • @juliabuonincontro8617
    @juliabuonincontro8617 2 года назад +144

    Not being thrilled about the person you’re dating sleeping with other people is not controlling in and of itself, but the fact that he came on the bachelorette at all and then tried to change unknown part of the show that she signed on for and he knew that at the beginning, is what makes it surprising.

    • @bigbearkat2010
      @bigbearkat2010 Год назад +23

      The more I think about it the more it seems like it was a power move on his part because when she shut him down for it, he immeddiately tried changing tactics. Dude said he would want to leave if she slept with any of the other guys but then refuses to leave when she told him what he didn't want to hear and then came back again the next day like he thought he was Lloyd Dobler so clearly that stuff he opened with was BS

    • @random-2141
      @random-2141 Год назад +12

      @@bigbearkat2010 No, it's not. He came back on the show, and almost forced her to accept his proposal when she clearly expressed she didn't want him as her husband. I agree the whole idea of the show is toxic in itself, but when someone says they don't want to be with you, you must respect that. That's absolutely not a "power move".
      And he signed for that, he knew what he was getting into.

    • @thaloblue
      @thaloblue Год назад +11

      And honestly that's not guaranteed. Just because that could happen doesn't mean that every bachelorette chooses to sleep with each remaining contestant who makes it to the suite. I've seen many women at least say that the suite isn't going to be an intimate opportunity, but more of a setting for an extended chat about the future. He took it to the extreme of "SHE WILL SEX EVERY MAN HERE AND I DONT LIKE THAT"

  • @AlexisTwoLastNames
    @AlexisTwoLastNames 3 года назад +76

    “golden doodle of a person” tbh he was p adorable 🥺

  • @catblimp7894
    @catblimp7894 4 года назад +12673

    Imagine being in Luke P’s bible study group, like “Oh sweet, pastor Luke is on TV let’s watch it together!” And then you just watch him harass a woman on national television.

  • @sinderella9528
    @sinderella9528 3 года назад +5962

    The "P" in "Luke P." stands for "psychopath".

    • @fionadreesbach3685
      @fionadreesbach3685 3 года назад +50

      This is an underrated comment

    • @brennenhrebeniuk9661
      @brennenhrebeniuk9661 3 года назад +48

      Hes definitley not a psychopath possibly sociopathic tendencies but definitley not psycopath

    • @yellingateveryone2520
      @yellingateveryone2520 3 года назад +81

      @@brennenhrebeniuk9661 think it was a joke because they can’t be like Luke “psociopath”.

    • @yesplease29
      @yesplease29 3 года назад +1

      Nice 889

    • @gabrielleharper7741
      @gabrielleharper7741 3 года назад +35

      @@yellingateveryone2520 the p is silent so we forgot bout it

  • @kamilaortega3162
    @kamilaortega3162 3 года назад +45

    why is no one talking about how jed has not gained any listeners in spotify or even STAYED THE SAME. HE DROPPED TO 1,498 LISTENERS MONTHLY AND ONLY HAS 2,429 FOLLOWERS

  • @kaitlinmagee9695
    @kaitlinmagee9695 3 года назад +30

    I would love a plot twist where the bachelorette is disguised as a production assistant prepping these guys to meet a fake bachelorette, and she makes her determinations of them as the boys talk with producers what stupid thing they will do to get her attention.

  • @fawndoll190
    @fawndoll190 3 года назад +10582

    “he has qualities” has the same energy as “you have... eyes.”

  • @hearmymotoredheart
    @hearmymotoredheart 4 года назад +3832

    "He has...qualities" is my new favourite way to low-key diss someone

  • @nebulous7961
    @nebulous7961 3 года назад +44

    “You don’t get a diploma for music”
    Me: *three music degrees and thousands of dollars in debt* “oh”

    • @ShaeSandybanks
      @ShaeSandybanks 2 года назад +3

      Tbh not having one is probs why he hasn't gone anywhere. Like he lost followers on Spotify after this. Talk about not knowing how to market!

  • @parkerd4421
    @parkerd4421 3 года назад +34

    9:56 “that’s what my baby says, mow mow mow, and my heart starts pumpin, chicka chicka choo wow, neva gonna stop. Gitchee gitchee goo means that I love you” ifykyk

  • @thelanktheist2626
    @thelanktheist2626 4 года назад +5516

    John Paul Jones looks, sounds, and acts like the Disney sitcom male comic relief

    • @freezeboy13
      @freezeboy13 4 года назад +256

      Remember Austin and Ally? In that show there was a character named John Paul Paul John. Not kidding.

    • @jacob.loesch
      @jacob.loesch 4 года назад +134

      John Paul Jones also sounds like the name of Led Zeppelin's bassist.

    • @calebduarte5255
      @calebduarte5255 4 года назад +41

      John Paul Jones is essentially the Bachelorette’s equivalent of Wade Freeman, All Star QuarterBACK!

    • @macmuggo5459
      @macmuggo5459 4 года назад +26

      Jacob Loesch he’s got a haircut like the led zep bassist

    • @jacob.loesch
      @jacob.loesch 4 года назад +4

      @@macmuggo5459 true

  • @FairyBogFather
    @FairyBogFather 4 года назад +3220

    as someone who has been in an abusive relationship, just watching these clips was triggering. abuse should not be normalized on tv, even if he is playing a "villain" character. it is disgusting to watch, but even more disgusting seeing Hannah go through it.

    • @mothdoc1909
      @mothdoc1909 4 года назад +228

      Lela Nesheim Plus, Hannah appears to have started dissociating irl because of this.

    • @FairyBogFather
      @FairyBogFather 4 года назад +134

      @@hitblock425 huh?

    • @christinawhaley7
      @christinawhaley7 4 года назад +67

      @@mothdoc1909 I've seen a couple people say this about her disassociating in real life now, what does that mean? What's been going on with her lately? Is this referring to something that started happening to her after the whole show was over? I'm so curious, I wanna get some fax

    • @mothdoc1909
      @mothdoc1909 4 года назад +205

      Christina dissociation is a coping mechanism for trauma. It's basically you're body trying to distract itself by ANY means necessary. It can be as simple as just shutting down (can't really move walk or speak) but can also lead to forms of delusion whilst it's happening (ie thinking you're younger, thinking you're a different person etc)
      On Hannah's instagram story she said that when it all got to be way too much she would look at the nearest wall and shut everything else out of her mind, which looks/sounds like dissociation.

    • @user-bw6kn6lo2s
      @user-bw6kn6lo2s 4 года назад +45

      Hitblock ???

  • @caidalee1994
    @caidalee1994 10 месяцев назад +20

    Imagine being married to John Paul Jones and having to call your husband by his full name every time

  • @anonymixx8106
    @anonymixx8106 2 года назад +13

    "he just jumped the f**** fence" will get me every time

  • @corrinmcmurray8735
    @corrinmcmurray8735 4 года назад +9620

    “The key to relationships is communication.”
    *Hannah starts to say something*
    *Luke interrupts* “No, listen-“
    Edit: Dang thanks y’all for the weekly JPJ notifications and over 8k likes

  • @lesbianage9538
    @lesbianage9538 3 года назад +12259

    Danny Gonzales unironically makes better music than Jed

    • @anniecahill3909
      @anniecahill3909 3 года назад +462

      He was just a dolphin...

    • @teffanimar3663
      @teffanimar3663 3 года назад +402

      @@anniecahill3909 swimming 🏊 in 📨the ↔️sea🌊

    • @anniecahill3909
      @anniecahill3909 3 года назад +315

      @@teffanimar3663 not🚫a care❤️in the world 🌎

    • @anniecahill3909
      @anniecahill3909 3 года назад +271

      @Zev Deaner happy as can be..

    • @anniecahill3909
      @anniecahill3909 3 года назад +247

      @Zev Deaner and ventured on to land

  • @Epinardscaramel
    @Epinardscaramel 2 года назад +20

    16:07 I learned a new word! “Cantankerous”

  • @quileyharper5360
    @quileyharper5360 3 года назад +74

    Jarvis turning around and saying "call the cops" pretty much summarizes the whole season

  • @SewerRat01
    @SewerRat01 4 года назад +2146

    5:35 lol Danny actually blended in well I was shocked

  • @nicholasrodinos4701
    @nicholasrodinos4701 4 года назад +1778

    Luke P: "Relationships are about communication."
    (Luke P ignores Hannah's valid concerns about him being a creep, and disregards her feelings repeatedly).

    • @ZielonaPastela
      @ZielonaPastela 3 года назад +31

      I believe that in this case "communication" is him talking and her listening. Everything they would ever need.

    • @Jobother
      @Jobother 3 года назад +13

      "Relationships are about communication"
      *immediately shushes hannah*

  • @Montaq_
    @Montaq_ 10 месяцев назад +12

    I absolutely love at the fourteen minute make when he tells the guy not to touch him and he says "Or what? What you gonna do?" and they all start to surround him and he looks so genuinely terrified. So much bark only to fold so fast and completely.

  • @katiehambrick4079
    @katiehambrick4079 3 года назад +68

    If the actual show was aired with Jarvis’ commentary, it would be my favorite show lol. Not kidding.

  • @erinmccormick2115
    @erinmccormick2115 4 года назад +3179

    When he said “I look like someone tried to buy Dwayne Johnson on wish” I lost it

  • @TheGreatCooLite
    @TheGreatCooLite 4 года назад +2759

    Yeah, the Bachelor sucks.
    That's why I date on Roblox.

    • @botpolice66
      @botpolice66 4 года назад +73

      You have big brain

    • @coltonbates629
      @coltonbates629 4 года назад +59

      I date on mine craft ps4 battle mode

    • @botpolice66
      @botpolice66 4 года назад +53

      @@coltonbates629 that's a pro gamer move

    • @zrxcwrtd5981
      @zrxcwrtd5981 4 года назад +52

      The relationships on there will last longer anyways

    • @cholitikas
      @cholitikas 4 года назад +16

      Yeah its big brain time

  • @boistired6825
    @boistired6825 2 года назад +20

    Jed would definitely go “Anyway, here’s Wonderwall”.

  • @Ms12369
    @Ms12369 3 года назад +31

    Love how Danny made a cameo for a solid 30 seconds and said NOTHING
    Fuckin Mr Noodle'd it
    Amazing

  • @moondrop784
    @moondrop784 4 года назад +1559

    “This is the definition of psychopath. That’s the opposite of me.”
    Hm yeah that’s believable

    • @ellaczeiner3974
      @ellaczeiner3974 4 года назад +83

      He seems like the typical "nice guy" that needs to tell everyone he's nice instead of genuinely showing he's kind since he doesn't know how to be

    • @yoursleepparalysisdemon9969
      @yoursleepparalysisdemon9969 4 года назад +30

      Ye, he ran away from psycho and ran straight to sadistic narcissist with an inflated ego

    • @brysonoakley1028
      @brysonoakley1028 4 года назад +14

      A red flag so big, China would be jealous

    • @dagothur7171
      @dagothur7171 4 года назад +3

      The definition he pulled up said say kuh path
      Instead of
      Sī ko path

    • @rowanfox3009
      @rowanfox3009 4 года назад +1

      That's what I said to the cops hehe

  • @simly5189
    @simly5189 4 года назад +4848

    "this cute little golden doodle of a person" is possibly the best way to describe someone I've ever heard

    • @zeppelin5568
      @zeppelin5568 3 года назад +37

      I know right

    • @wheezymell
      @wheezymell 3 года назад +91

      the shakespearian way of saying baby

    • @yesplease29
      @yesplease29 3 года назад +5

      Yes

    • @doooodle5603
      @doooodle5603 3 года назад +34

      As someone who owns a golden doodle can confirm that’s a compliment

    • @doooodle5603
      @doooodle5603 3 года назад +22

      @Doge Army
      Yeah, her name is Daisy, she’s very sweet

  • @blakelyons4314
    @blakelyons4314 2 года назад +63

    My friend Matteo (we met at Georgia Tech btw, go Jackets!) was actually a contestant on Hannah's season of the bachelorette. He didn't last very long and barely got any screen time, his most memorable moments consist of when he ate bugs in a post-credits scene and him saying something nice in the "Men Tell All" episode (I think. I lost interest halfway through the season and stopped watching tbh). Anyways, he had some really interesting things to say about the whole production, it was cool hearing a little bit about what goes on behind the scenes from him. Apparently he wasn't allowed to talk about a lot of it though. And I got to meet ABCam because of him lol 😆 Great vid Jarvis, love hearing your take on stuff like this!!

  • @mimmsan00
    @mimmsan00 2 года назад +22

    9:42 legit the funniest thing i have ever seen on a reality tv show

  • @sodarings448
    @sodarings448 4 года назад +1817

    danny gonzales should've won what the frick

  • @onehotbitch2193
    @onehotbitch2193 4 года назад +17576

    I was so confused when Danny just showed up.

  • @janetandamocha7874
    @janetandamocha7874 2 года назад +17

    "You don't get a diploma for being a musician."
    My dad with a doctorate in cello performance: "Ummmmmmm......."

  • @gillyhuxbaugh
    @gillyhuxbaugh 2 года назад +28

    The fact the producers facilitated, filmed, and aired Luke P harrassing Hannah makes me feel triggered, enraged, nauseated, unsafe, and horrified all at once. Their set, their production, their cast (employees), their burden of care. FUCK

    • @Nylak-Otter
      @Nylak-Otter 10 месяцев назад

      They must have to pat down the women on this show for self-defense tools/firearms before they let them on set. Otherwise, this show would be way more my speed.

  • @thelocalcoma
    @thelocalcoma 4 года назад +1410

    Hannah apologizing to the fans: God, I'm just so sorry... that the producers wouldn't let me carry a gun on set to stop that psychopath.

    • @ReaperInTheFlowers
      @ReaperInTheFlowers 4 года назад +38

      Alabama allows concealed carry but not the Bachelorette ig

    • @thelocalcoma
      @thelocalcoma 4 года назад +23

      @@ReaperInTheFlowers I imagine most shows would be like that lol. Too many risks with crazy contestants.

    • @elliottlupin
      @elliottlupin 4 года назад +15

      I'm against guns, but I feel like Like is an exception.

  • @smartalek6183
    @smartalek6183 4 года назад +1427

    "A man is there to guide a woman in a relationship" sexism makes you look so muchbetter

    • @Elle-cy3eu
      @Elle-cy3eu 4 года назад +1

      M Carroll this is totally unrelated but I know an M. Carroll!

    • @Rspsand07
      @Rspsand07 4 года назад +3

      "sexism" yikers

    • @Rat-ld8xu
      @Rat-ld8xu 4 года назад +128

      TrucksR US that’s literally sexism, though.

    • @Rspsand07
      @Rspsand07 4 года назад +3

      @@Rat-ld8xu No, it's not. And yikers imagine using "sexism" unioronically.

    • @purplvurpl0295
      @purplvurpl0295 4 года назад +90

      TrucksR US if it isn’t sexism, then what is it? The truth? Cause it isn’t

  • @tidepodpadthai2633
    @tidepodpadthai2633 2 года назад +10

    I didn't even know you could just be like "Nah" after your elimination, how did that even get allowed

  • @keex8833
    @keex8833 Год назад +16

    13:56
    “Lay your hands on me-“
    “Or what.”
    *silence*
    IM IN STITCHES BC EXACTLY. Theyve been too lenient with him. And ik its a set up by the producers but lmao the other guys have clearly been itching to beat his ass from day 1

  • @actingislife100
    @actingislife100 3 года назад +4645

    Luke: I would never control a woman, but I will.......control a woman.

  • @boop7405
    @boop7405 3 года назад +13334

    The Danny Gonzales cameo was the cherry ontop to this video

    • @kc-ih1rz
      @kc-ih1rz 3 года назад +676

      That's actually Drew, btw. I know it can be hard cuz they are very similar but the aren't the same...

    • @oakliefox2309
      @oakliefox2309 3 года назад +503

      @@kc-ih1rz lol what are you talking about that’s kurtis conner?????

    • @tyrvin
      @tyrvin 3 года назад +318

      @@oakliefox2309 naw man thats cody ko

    • @alexcrazyart6522
      @alexcrazyart6522 3 года назад +288

      @@tyrvin "People think I copy Danny's videos"
      "People think I copy Drew's videos"
      "Why can't you get we don't copy each other's videos?"
      "We copy Cody Ko's"

    • @tyrvin
      @tyrvin 3 года назад +50

      @@alexcrazyart6522 lol ikr they copy those old man's vids, poor cody 😪 and wow i'm very stupid this is from their song

  • @ushiwakascow
    @ushiwakascow 3 года назад +21

    JPJ _is a_ HUMAN POKEMON, WHY DID I NOT THINK ABOUT THATTTT
    Edit: I always thought he was a human golden retriever

  • @FollowerofDuck
    @FollowerofDuck Год назад +11

    "relationships are based on communication"
    yeah and she communicated that she did not want you around

  • @boohooter23
    @boohooter23 4 года назад +1941

    Luke P lives in the same town as I do, and literally, everyone avoids him. Gainesville is a town that welcomes diversity, and people who watched the season made sure to warn every single girl to watch out.

    • @elygonzalez677
      @elygonzalez677 4 года назад +205

      Luke p lives in Gainesville too?
      Aight ima move

    • @sadnessofwildgoats
      @sadnessofwildgoats 4 года назад +14

      400th like. Btw watch out.

    • @-WhoAsked
      @-WhoAsked 4 года назад +50

      Oh damn, I live in Gainesville too.

    • @washerlover_
      @washerlover_ 4 года назад +13

      Oof I dont live too far from there either.

    • @chungleandthebims167
      @chungleandthebims167 4 года назад +8

      Someone has corona in Gainesville

  • @blyndeaf8503
    @blyndeaf8503 4 года назад +1906

    Why does Luke’s face look like he’s constantly being offended?

    • @DJtheBlack-RibbonedRose
      @DJtheBlack-RibbonedRose 4 года назад +85

      Because in his sick mind that's probably what he thinks is happening every time the guys would call him out on his bullshit. :P

    • @Gee-xb7rt
      @Gee-xb7rt 4 года назад +22

      @@DJtheBlack-RibbonedRose is he a malignant narcissist or does he just play one on tv? he does a pretty good job of it.

    • @firepuppies4086
      @firepuppies4086 4 года назад +32

      @@Gee-xb7rt odds are its a character... I think. I hope... God i hope. Please just be a character.

    • @Gee-xb7rt
      @Gee-xb7rt 4 года назад +30

      @@firepuppies4086 the only thing that makes me think he might be that way irl is Hannah B's mom tweeted something like you better stay away from my daughter. They don't give psych exams for these shows, as long as you aren't a convicted serial killer and they think you will make good tv drama you are in. Malignant narcissists are a constant, they only have one act, he would have showed up for casting like this and they might have thought it would be fun to have him on the show, the same way they thought it would be fun to have Sean Spicer on Dancing With The Stars, until he played his victim cards and pissed all their regular viewers, judges, dancers, etc. off. Its usually sociopaths calling the casting shots, they only see dollar signs, and they were successful in that we are still talking about him.

    • @lucy9520
      @lucy9520 4 года назад

      he is

  • @awaywedrove8861
    @awaywedrove8861 2 года назад +10

    Real talk, tho - what would be worse:
    a) The Bachelorette is scripted, and they CHOSE to write it that way.
    b) The Bachelorette isn't scripted, and they CHOSE to let it happen that way.
    Either way, yikes!

  • @harpist.vanessa
    @harpist.vanessa 3 года назад +30

    My fiance's claim to fame is that he was friends with Tyler C. in highschool and he played baseball with his little brother 😂

    • @rachelcookie321
      @rachelcookie321 2 года назад +2

      My claim to fame is that my friend’s family used to be friends with Troye Sivan’s family. At least he actually knew the person lol.

    • @harpist.vanessa
      @harpist.vanessa 2 года назад +1

      @@rachelcookie321 they were friends in high school haha so they knew each other!

  • @Rosalia.Mine.
    @Rosalia.Mine. 4 года назад +7224

    Danny is even flexing his green screen skills through other channels!!!

    • @ozonenose3941
      @ozonenose3941 4 года назад +352

      Uh, you mean Drew, right?

    • @bolson42
      @bolson42 4 года назад +282

      Danny? Who’s Danny? The only person that fits this description is Drew gooden, if you’re mistaken

    • @OkBoomer-mo6mk
      @OkBoomer-mo6mk 4 года назад +59

      Lol ya what's up why is danny there 5:34

    • @hollyngriffin2651
      @hollyngriffin2651 4 года назад +99

      Wait aren’t Danny and drew the same person

    • @nameslizbeth6354
      @nameslizbeth6354 4 года назад +8

      LOL

  • @maddieburns2289
    @maddieburns2289 4 года назад +839

    jed winning is like the straight white guy with no personality getting the lead in the school musical

    • @s0Shi
      @s0Shi 4 года назад +115

      Isn’t that pretty much the plot to High School Musical?

    • @makenna264
      @makenna264 4 года назад +76

      YES. His personality is "plays guitar"

    • @thegnome73
      @thegnome73 4 года назад +35

      Jed was the epitome of douchbag with a guitar

    • @belias360
      @belias360 4 года назад +8

      The accuracy...

    • @hylo784
      @hylo784 4 года назад +6

      Why is this so insanely accurate

  • @TheAceUpYourSleeves
    @TheAceUpYourSleeves 2 года назад +7

    I feel like the only reason that as soon as Luke p. screamed on top of the car Hannah wasn’t like: “nope, leave please, goodbye.” was because of the producers.

  • @toffeehammer4070
    @toffeehammer4070 Год назад +7

    poor hannah, the producers clearly dont carw about her during shooting, she very explicitly expressed that luke wasn’t supposed to be there and they outright ignored her to let the drama happen.

  • @sleepyone444yes7
    @sleepyone444yes7 4 года назад +960

    Hannah: *already has kicked Luke off show twice*
    you need to leave
    Luke: Relationships work though communication.

    • @jenn1123
      @jenn1123 4 года назад +22

      Sleepyone444 Yes he reminded me of my ex who also refused to leave me alone after our relationship

    • @ancientess4424
      @ancientess4424 4 года назад +15

      He is LITERALLY the embodiment of the “cLiNgY pYsChO eX” stereotype that digs hair out the drain

    • @h.r.9563
      @h.r.9563 4 года назад +10

      When he says communication he means "when she listens to me"

    • @jamescolm1133
      @jamescolm1133 4 года назад +4

      Sleepyone444 Yes
      Hannah: But...
      Luke: no no listen.

  • @jenniferkeatts7839
    @jenniferkeatts7839 4 года назад +826

    "The way relationships work is through communication"
    *Hannah tries to talk*
    "No shut up, I meant I communicate and you listen"

  • @optosensei2233
    @optosensei2233 3 года назад +79

    Let’s be real, this Dude played his part perfectly. People act like the producers didn’t tell him to act this way to get ratings.

    • @monhi64
      @monhi64 2 года назад +25

      Idk I’m torn on that, it’s definitely blatantly obvious that whoever was in charge loved it but how much of that could be acting. Is he really that good of an actor and improviser, cuz it’s not like he even had scripts or the possibility to reshoot often. So I’m not sure but reality is probably somewhere in the middle

    • @TheNormExperience
      @TheNormExperience 2 года назад +17

      ...to what end though? What reward does one get for acting like such a complete abusive ahole on national television? If people know your name walking away it’s only because they hated you enough to learn it. If you let people know they’re going to watch and assume this is what you’re actually like. So I don’t see it helping in real life.
      If he were an aspiring actor, not a dude doing ‘Bible study’ I would agree...or if it had actually worked on the bachelorette I could see that making sense, but this situation feels more like they needed a charismatic villain and he just heard charismatic and thought that meant he‘d obviously be the main character and showed a little too much of himself while production spurred him on.
      I guess what I mean is, yeah, I’m sure production chose all his absolute worst moments to show, but he did still say and do all those things so...it’s hard to not think he should also be held accountable.

  • @blake6210
    @blake6210 3 года назад +12

    An update on Jed: He released two more songs, and only has 1.3k monthly listeners

  • @laurene988
    @laurene988 4 года назад +2600

    "He just jumped the f**king fence"
    Honestly I'm going to have to start watching this show lol

    • @Redbird-dh7mu
      @Redbird-dh7mu 4 года назад +178

      He exclusively travels by jumping fences, if there is no fence, there is no Colton

    • @Gee-xb7rt
      @Gee-xb7rt 4 года назад +89

      watch reviews, save yourself hours of pain. you would have had to watch 20 hours of torture to get to the 5 seconds of fence jumping.

    • @ClodaghQuinnchannel
      @ClodaghQuinnchannel 4 года назад +10

      It is pretty good

    • @bubblesthebandit
      @bubblesthebandit 4 года назад +19

      its just kinda funny to see how ridiculous it is

    • @coll6914
      @coll6914 4 года назад +7

      I'm watching it after the fact so I can skip through the really cringe parts... So much better

  • @gingersnap6004
    @gingersnap6004 4 года назад +631

    The best bachelor couple is the Australian bachelor season where two of the girls who were eliminated got together.
    Update: I was wrong the cutest couple is the Vietnamese girls who got together and are still together to this day we stan LGBT queens and I thank you guys for showing me the light.

    • @ollah4
      @ollah4 4 года назад +34

      Uhhh that sounds interesting owo

    • @sanjanaishas2096
      @sanjanaishas2096 4 года назад +4

      They broke up though

    • @drd3athdeftying
      @drd3athdeftying 4 года назад +113

      On the Taiwanese bachelor (I believe) 2 girls left the show to be together after one confessed her feelings to the other and are still very happy together :•)

    • @tessietots7379
      @tessietots7379 4 года назад +9

      @@drd3athdeftying aw that's really cute

    • @bigtiredniece
      @bigtiredniece 4 года назад +11

      @@drd3athdeftying Vietnamese.

  • @grailmontgomery514
    @grailmontgomery514 3 года назад +21

    Jed: 🎶🎵 oh Hannah Hannaaaah~ 🎵🎶
    Hannah: Me?
    He's singing your name directly at you. Yes, the song's for you.

  • @bbgshirlye2168
    @bbgshirlye2168 3 года назад +16

    11:01 Lol I love that they applauded

  • @PhantomShot27
    @PhantomShot27 3 года назад +5986

    I love the shade thrown on Jed by his own mom
    “And I know Jed’s just another guy”
    “But he’s not!”
    “O h, y e a h ?”

    • @annalisanorman9013
      @annalisanorman9013 3 года назад +532

      She kind of set him up by naming him “Jed” in the first place. Like, come on, at least give him a chance.

    • @peskypigeonx
      @peskypigeonx 2 года назад +128

      @@annalisanorman9013 the baby kicks sounded like terrible music

    • @spongy7426
      @spongy7426 2 года назад +69

      @@peskypigeonx I bet his mom drank a monster energy drink and then he asked her to go paintballing

    • @Chachixo
      @Chachixo 2 года назад +124

      The mom and sister tried so hard not to do him any favors 😭

    • @vexusmorpheus932
      @vexusmorpheus932 2 года назад +3

      Timestamp? Lol

  • @guytorie
    @guytorie 4 года назад +3393

    You really got Danny Gonzalez to guest-star in a thirty minute long special of just yourself venting about The Bachelorette, and I respect that a hell of a lot.

    • @mandarinablue8438
      @mandarinablue8438 4 года назад +51

      I'm uber duper happy they got a collab.

    • @shannonbassett7521
      @shannonbassett7521 4 года назад +54

      Yeah when I saw it was drew, I pressed f instantly.

    • @orange-os7ob
      @orange-os7ob 4 года назад +4

      ha 667th like

    • @guytorie
      @guytorie 4 года назад +2

      @@orange-os7ob nice

    • @acbox2273
      @acbox2273 4 года назад +25

      What are you talking about that’s Drew Gooden

  • @lostangelwings5953
    @lostangelwings5953 3 года назад +77

    "although a man is supposed to lead a woman in a relationship" here's the thing...there's a difference between leading a woman and just totally controlling her and ignoring her views. Just like, being overprotective can sometimes be a good thing but it can easily become toxic

    • @majikmessiah
      @majikmessiah Год назад +9

      Like in dancing, the man usually leads but this is because the woman lets him and if she wants to lead the man should respect her choice.

  • @maledictionwolf
    @maledictionwolf Год назад +5

    12:30 the fact that Jarvis went and set up a whole other shot with him as a camera guy for a half-second visual gag is weirdly wonderful