Awful Dating Advice From Wikihow

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  • Опубликовано: 29 янв 2025

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  • @wynn1437
    @wynn1437 2 года назад +5911

    "date other guys to make him jealous" this is the kind of thing that works in fanfics and romcoms and no other reality

    • @PragmaticProsecutor
      @PragmaticProsecutor 2 года назад +424

      The most effective way of making someone fall in love with you is to be actively dating someone else

    • @annaSHRRR
      @annaSHRRR 2 года назад +239

      And you’ll still end up falling in love with the guy you’re dating, while the target dude stays unaware

    • @fwuffy_cloud
      @fwuffy_cloud 2 года назад +166

      @@annaSHRRR That sounds like one of those kdramas my friend would unironically watch. I can see it right now, girl asks guy to pretend to date her to make guy 2 jealous but they fall in love with eachother instead! *gasp* what a surprise! how original! :0

    • @lacytaylor1501
      @lacytaylor1501 2 года назад +196

      @@fwuffy_cloud I had to reread this cause my mind immediately read it as the two guys falling in love and ditching the girl and not the girl and pretend boyfriend actually falling in love

    • @angelvu
      @angelvu 2 года назад +77

      @@lacytaylor1501 long long man lore

  • @caterinaaaaaa
    @caterinaaaaaa 2 года назад +3250

    I was a wikihow editor when I was 11 and I'm absolutely sure I wasn't the only child contributing to that site (if you're ever reading an old wikihow article with an absurd amount of commas, you're welcome)

    • @MkatSims
      @MkatSims 2 года назад +342

      You don’t know how many of your articles I read back in the day.

    • @alicine-sims8988
      @alicine-sims8988 2 года назад +515

      I think the majority of the WikiHow community was children, at least when I was 11. I remember reading all the "how to become a mermaid" articles and making elaborate sand bowls in the bathroom, and taking baths at midnight on the full moon. Aww good times.

    • @calowenby1654
      @calowenby1654 Год назад +91

      @Alicine-Sims That’s actually kinda cool, honestly.

    • @literallyafishhook
      @literallyafishhook Год назад +73

      completely unrelated but i find it telling about jarvis' fanbase that there's two separate sims youtubers in one single reply section, like that's half of this conversation at this point lol

    • @shirollylolly1594
      @shirollylolly1594 Год назад +44

      @@literallyafishhook 9:32
      look it's you

  • @wintervandy
    @wintervandy 2 года назад +10982

    "How to make someone dream about you." Alright so we got some lore, Jarvis wants to be a good dream spirit and Danny wants to be a sleep paralysis demon.

    • @TheClairesable
      @TheClairesable 2 года назад +1306

      They will face each other in combat in the dream world

    • @HartleiStansbury7
      @HartleiStansbury7 2 года назад +429

      Yesss I immediately thought ab danny too LOL

    • @rivermanuel1169
      @rivermanuel1169 2 года назад +65

      @@HartleiStansbury7 same here

    • @jackthenotsnack7681
      @jackthenotsnack7681 2 года назад +565

      Meanwhile drew is in sleep hell on his moon pod

    • @phosphenevision
      @phosphenevision 2 года назад +302

      Inside of you there are two youtubers...

  • @subjectdelta44
    @subjectdelta44 2 года назад +1566

    The cognitive dissonance of hearing "jarvis is fraternizing with elizabeth from hr" when you're sleep deprived, hot gluing something at 1 am, and your name is elizabeth

    • @yaboicolleen
      @yaboicolleen 2 года назад +127

      but do you work in HR?

    • @lightninjohn5651
      @lightninjohn5651 2 года назад +74

      What were you hot gluing?

    • @ammitthedevourer7316
      @ammitthedevourer7316 2 года назад +104

      @@yaboicolleen maybe that’s what the H in her username stands for

    • @kazoosniffer
      @kazoosniffer Год назад +54

      @@ammitthedevourer7316 Elizabeth hr

    • @chewnip86
      @chewnip86 Год назад +57

      stop i read “hot gluing someONE”

  • @Jlyric22
    @Jlyric22 2 года назад +2867

    Here I was thinking no guys wanted to date me, turns out they're just entering happy committed relationships with other women to make me jealous ;)

    • @EF-kk3vh
      @EF-kk3vh 2 года назад +198

      Now all I have to do is wait for them to retire in their old age with their long-term partners!!

    • @LilacMonarch
      @LilacMonarch 2 года назад +109

      you just need to make them more jealous by having a one night stand with your hr person or something

    • @SXLSkyya
      @SXLSkyya Год назад +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jijitters
    @jijitters 2 года назад +924

    To be fair, there absolutely are some guys out there who see a woman living her life, flirting with other guys, talking about other guys, and getting married to other guys, and genuinely do think (for some reason) that they are doing all that to make them jealous. Seeing an article outright telling women to that just sounds like one of those guys coping lmao

    • @Andy-jh2fs
      @Andy-jh2fs Год назад +80

      That's exactly what I was thinking 🤣 that article was clearly written by a guy who's like "she's only doing all that to make me jealous"

    • @unknownunknown5822
      @unknownunknown5822 Год назад +31

      Oh yeah that was totally written by a guy. We be sippin juice in the shade and they think we're out for vengeance

    • @ajakakakak
      @ajakakakak 8 месяцев назад +8

      Considering women like Colleen Hoover exist, I wouldn’t be surprised if it was written by a woman who genuinely believed that worked
      (looked it up, it was in fact written by a woman lol)

  • @alicia-uj4yy
    @alicia-uj4yy 2 года назад +4478

    “the subconscious creates dreams to deal with problems you’re facing” got it. all you have to do is become a major problem in the person’s life. thanks wikihow!

    • @mmon4252
      @mmon4252 2 года назад +168

      Right?? That’s how I interpreted it too LOL

    • @disnecessaurorex4908
      @disnecessaurorex4908 2 года назад +237

      Next article: "How to get rid of a restraining order"

    • @kateemma22
      @kateemma22 2 года назад +133

      If you're in my house at 1am whispering things in my ear then, yes, you are indeed a major problem.

    • @europa1024
      @europa1024 2 года назад +62

      @@kateemma22 no it’s true love like Edward Cullens

    • @AleksandarBell
      @AleksandarBell 2 года назад +40

      I had a dream about making salsa last night so I guess salsa is a problem for me.

  • @mozzfio
    @mozzfio 2 года назад +1178

    when they said "the most casual of sexual encounters" all I could think about was competitive sex

    • @1WEareBUFO1
      @1WEareBUFO1 Год назад

      Sex any% speedrun .008 seconds

    • @plantyt3246
      @plantyt3246 Год назад +85

      I’ve been unranked every season, though this is the first one I’ve been qualified for

    • @wellokthen3834
      @wellokthen3834 Год назад +49

      I know this was a joke but I swear I heard about something similar to "competitive sex" on some weird radio station

    • @mrnobodyatallnoneed
      @mrnobodyatallnoneed Год назад

      ​@@wellokthen3834now I wanna know the details

    • @aspennntree
      @aspennntree Год назад

      national sex league

  • @jaida4547
    @jaida4547 2 года назад +5233

    I once had a dream where I met Jarvis, hugged him, and then we had a conversation about personal space and parasocial relationships. Never woke up more embarrassed.

    • @Holytitmouse
      @Holytitmouse 2 года назад +1839

      I had a dream once where I met Jarvis and he told me to stop dreaming about him because it was weird. Like, okay Dream Jarvis. I remember that sometimes and cringe.

    • @blumoo9938
      @blumoo9938 2 года назад +674

      @@Holytitmouse that is so fucking funny

    • @calicomps
      @calicomps 2 года назад +605

      my jarvis dream was that he was at my school for some reason and when i tried to talk to him i was SO bad at talking that i immediately woke up out of embarrassment

    • @sambibambi5409
      @sambibambi5409 2 года назад +830

      jarvis also came to me in a dream, he told me "wake up. i need to tell you something." and when i did... there he was. jarvis himself. he said to me, "youre still sleeping. the bus is about to crash". startled, i came to, immediately grabbed the wheel and steered left just in time before the bus i was driving fell off a cliff, killing me and the school kids. i cried and vomited out of embarrassment. one of the kids walked up to me at the front and spoke to me. "that'll do". it was jarvis.

    • @rayb63
      @rayb63 2 года назад +360

      @@sambibambi5409 that was an emotional rollercoaster

  • @bigwhy6845
    @bigwhy6845 2 года назад +401

    If someone at a club came up to me and said "HEY...you down to fraternize?" I would 100% go home with them.

    • @desirient
      @desirient Год назад

      HEY… you down to fraternize?

  • @etoileshojo
    @etoileshojo 2 года назад +5336

    they have a page on "How to accept your big nose" and one of their tips was gardening because of the developed sense of smell 😭💀

    • @TheSoftestGirlYouKnow
      @TheSoftestGirlYouKnow 2 года назад +9

      Me, someone with a larger nose, looking out at my illustrious garden, remembering how many times I sniffed my trees yesterday: ( ° ͜ʖ °)

    • @casper6661
      @casper6661 2 года назад +589

      Big nose? Then s n i f f

    • @kai_maceration
      @kai_maceration 2 года назад +210

      But what if I hate the smell of flowers wikiHow? What now??
      eh I already like my big nose anyway

    • @17kdiamond
      @17kdiamond 2 года назад +64

      LMFAOOO

    • @Samson16436
      @Samson16436 2 года назад +43

      I- 💀💀💀

  • @marianadias6769
    @marianadias6769 2 года назад +467

    Maybe the guy who was trying to sleep with his married co-worker just thought that she was trying to make him jealous by being married to someone else, it's a perfectly understandable conclusion after studying these articles

  • @thottywizard
    @thottywizard 2 года назад +1805

    I love how Wikihow likes to pretend people don't have any common sense and wouldn't find some of these things super weird lmao. If someone was whispering in my ear while I was sleeping I'd wake up swinging

    • @buzzinbea
      @buzzinbea 2 года назад +167

      Could you imagine someone giving you a framed photo of JUST themselves and hinting/outright telling you to put it on your nightstand? XD

    • @Cheshieruu
      @Cheshieruu 2 года назад +38

      @@buzzinbea why did i immediately think of animal crossing oh no

  • @dmitrishostakovich1447
    @dmitrishostakovich1447 2 года назад +294

    My boyfriend and I met online and recently met up for the first time. Neither of us had ever kissed someone before, so as a joke we said we would use the Wikihow article on it.
    He was talking about how it was going to be a long flight down to see me, and I sent him the article with instructions to “brush up on your reading”

    • @dopeynhappy
      @dopeynhappy Год назад +35

      This is very cute

    • @dionysusfilms165
      @dionysusfilms165 Год назад +5

      Omg my boyfriend and I met online and we met up for the first time a couple months ago. Our relationship is going amazing!

    • @Sina-dv1eg
      @Sina-dv1eg 11 месяцев назад +26

      I was my girlfriend's first partner, and after our first kiss, she had to look something up on her phone. She opened up her browser, and I got a quick glimpse of a WikiHow article on how to kiss before she quickly closed it again out of embarassment. I pretended I didn't see anything, but honestly, at that moment I knew she was a keeper

    • @hangryhufflepuff9530
      @hangryhufflepuff9530 3 месяца назад +1

      I hope you graded him

    • @Sjwbsuzoqnsheiwkzbshwiaozn
      @Sjwbsuzoqnsheiwkzbshwiaozn 20 дней назад

      Did you guys work out????

  • @kitchensink569
    @kitchensink569 2 года назад +5284

    Okay I attended a boarding school wherethe computers blocked a lot of entertainment sites like RUclips and Netflix so our main source of enjoyment was ironically reading wikihow! So those reviews are all ours, I swear

    • @melissalonla
      @melissalonla 2 года назад +467

      I had a similar situation as a kid but with the family computer, and yes I spent hours and hours on wikihow

    • @ceri3677
      @ceri3677 2 года назад +195

      read that as bowling school, and same for my middle school

    • @emilydavis9548
      @emilydavis9548 2 года назад +71

      @@ceri3677 high school never ends

    • @ceri3677
      @ceri3677 2 года назад +31

      @@emilydavis9548 yeah if you have to repeat a grade forever

    • @cyberfiretiger5825
      @cyberfiretiger5825 2 года назад

      @@melissalonla yo put nnoniinminmmimmmommimmmimimooom poop Kenton n g b mmm no nnf king png n inn m mom mom mmmiij

  • @cecil6075
    @cecil6075 2 года назад +287

    TO BE FAIR: the wikihow never states if trying to get into someone's dreams is a collaborative effort between yourself and the dreamer. you're both trying to make you show up in the other person's dreams so they ask you to give them pictures of yourself and whisper at them

  • @dartboardbaby
    @dartboardbaby 2 года назад +2596

    wikihow is like if you took every person who thinks they’re good at something and then combine it with very strange behaviour and photos and then turn it into a guide

    • @Whol3NothaL3v3l
      @Whol3NothaL3v3l 2 года назад +69

      wikiHow be like: "How to catch a case 🤗"

    • @mimisezlol
      @mimisezlol 2 года назад +78

      Apparently a lot of wikihow art is traced stock images so they don't have to pay to license the images

    • @vanadium8865
      @vanadium8865 2 года назад +30

      @@mimisezlol You know, that explains a lot about the quality of said “illustrations”

    • @meriammeiland7056
      @meriammeiland7056 2 года назад +2

      How to become human

  • @adamco42
    @adamco42 2 года назад +234

    I used to be a very active WikiHow moderator. Every single person on that website is insane.

    • @my23bear
      @my23bear Год назад

      "insane" because non-mentally ill people _never_ do anything unreasonable or shitty, these people *must* be mentally ill because i'm fucking amazing at psychology! Isn't that such a good way of putting it while innocent people with mental illnesses are being harrassed and murdered for being mentally ill?

  • @GraceCleo
    @GraceCleo 2 года назад +1888

    "i just wanted to make sure you heard my voice before going to bed" is actually a very cute line but only if you are already very close or dating

    • @animeartist888
      @animeartist888 2 года назад +408

      My boyfriend used to specifically request that we be in a Discord call while he fell asleep because he wanted to feel like I was there with him. It was adorable. (For the record, this is past tense because we now live together and I really am there with him lol)

    • @butterflypaint4332
      @butterflypaint4332 2 года назад +206

      @@animeartist888 thats adorable as fuck right there. I hope you have a long and healthy relationship together!!

    • @Cheshieruu
      @Cheshieruu 2 года назад +99

      @@animeartist888 another success story for wikihow!

    • @idiomatic444
      @idiomatic444 2 года назад +30

      @@animeartist888 I used toget on duo calls with my bf for that exact reason! We don't do it now for various reasons but I miss it a lot

    • @gwendalynnwatkins1296
      @gwendalynnwatkins1296 2 года назад +22

      @@animeartist888 I must be really emotional today because that ending made me tear up 😅🥺

  • @emulytheemu8513
    @emulytheemu8513 2 года назад +87

    I took a big bite of ice cream and then all I heard was “how did you even get next to them while they’re sleeping” and I laugh spit ice cream all over my hand

    • @Chiwaaashere
      @Chiwaaashere Год назад +10

      The worst part about this is that you BIT the ice cream 😭

    • @Nerodotnet
      @Nerodotnet 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@Chiwaaashereit’s really not that weird 😭

  • @amikastarr2909
    @amikastarr2909 2 года назад +7952

    Jarvis isnt like other toxic boys, hes a lil bit of a book worm

    • @-waqsa
      @-waqsa 2 года назад +459

      as jarvis and completely jarvis once said, “im weird. i’m a weirdo. i don’t fit in. and i don’t want to fit in. have you ever seen me without this stupid hat on? thats weird.”

    • @rainofstars00
      @rainofstars00 2 года назад +182

      @@-waqsa he even wears a beanie this is perfect

    • @krabiat
      @krabiat 2 года назад +15

      and i do still subscribe

    • @sarahkmiller
      @sarahkmiller 2 года назад +5

      This is giving me everything I want it to

    • @xxeman445xx
      @xxeman445xx 2 года назад +15

      As a toxic boy, being a book worm is very easy
      I don't actually know if I'm toxic but I view myself that way

  • @radiclelife
    @radiclelife 2 года назад +81

    I was drifting off to sleep around 5:25 and heard “…Jessica?” And my eyes immediately snapped open. What a way to be awakened with your own name😅

  • @eyesofivy
    @eyesofivy 2 года назад +1027

    Danny Gonzalez needs to read the wiki-how on how to get people to dream about you.

    • @AmelieKaren7_13
      @AmelieKaren7_13 2 года назад +78

      Well he technically doesn't want to be subject of dreams, he wants to be subject of sleep paralysis 🤌🏿

    • @can0cringe
      @can0cringe 2 года назад +66

      @@AmelieKaren7_13
      But it is one step closer 😉 gotta prove your threat levels before upgrading to sleep paralysis demon

    • @jeebsa4m3
      @jeebsa4m3 2 года назад +5

      Deep cut

  • @anothergeekychannel8384
    @anothergeekychannel8384 2 года назад +37

    At 10:00 i misread it at "i tried to leave the tomatoes behind" and couldn't figure out what it meant and tbh that's probably more memorable than the actual joke

  • @belindyyyyyyy2
    @belindyyyyyyy2 2 года назад +502

    how to get someone to dream about you: slightly know them in elementary school and say something mean about their outfit

    • @crazyowlgirlcncowner
      @crazyowlgirlcncowner 2 года назад +29

      I wonder how many people i have scarred in my life. I was a very mean elementary and middle school kid for no reason. I wasn't even jealous or troubled. 😭

    • @Kittycouture_xox
      @Kittycouture_xox 9 месяцев назад +2

      @@crazyowlgirlcncownerjust a menace for no reason as it should be

  • @katalina256
    @katalina256 2 года назад +31

    Some of my favorite wikihow dating advice I found was "be comfortable being alone" which I get what it is trying to say, but seeing how you are trying to learn how to get dates using wikihow you should get comfortable being alone.

  • @twokidsintrenchcoat
    @twokidsintrenchcoat 2 года назад +759

    “On my quest to become a toxic boyfriend, womanizer, alpha male you know like all of the above, master manipulator, GIRLBOSS…” lmao tbh this had me CACKLING🤣 10:44

    • @mammoneymelon
      @mammoneymelon 2 года назад +3

      how'd jarvis manage to list all of my goals at once

  • @bluefox8011
    @bluefox8011 2 года назад +28

    My mother has an old friend that did not marry anyone because she held out for almost her whole life waiting for a man she was so enamored with since college. These people do exist and now I am sad for my mom's friend.

  • @entirelybonkers8832
    @entirelybonkers8832 2 года назад +524

    Just imagining someone buying 20 cats just “why are you buying all these cats”
    “ I NEED HER TO DREAM OF ME “

  • @jesterlavorre6417
    @jesterlavorre6417 2 года назад +24

    I have a coworker who i worked closely with on the same project for the past few months and has basically become my brains new Default Dream Person. so step 1: spend 20hrs a week with the person for three months and be so busy between that and school that you don't have time to talk to any of your other friends to the point where you are basically forced to become friends (all jokes we became good friends and I wouldn't trade the experience although I could do without him showing up involuntarily when I am unconscious)

  • @mentalhelpbotvods6701
    @mentalhelpbotvods6701 2 года назад +891

    I’m so glad I’m a premium viewer and I can teach my friends how to be toxic partners now! (: thank you Jarvis

    • @AgentRuggy
      @AgentRuggy 2 года назад +13

      Username checks out

    • @miles2419
      @miles2419 2 года назад +3

      @@AgentRuggy so true so true

    • @MaksonCheese
      @MaksonCheese 2 года назад +7

      unhinged emoticon

  • @concernedcitizen9223
    @concernedcitizen9223 2 года назад +18

    This advice really explains a lot about my ex. He insisted on me putting a photo of him near my bed and had one of the two of us together on his nightstand. I tried to have a discussion about how weird it is that he would insist on that, but he was too embarrassed to explain why.

  • @clovelikethespice
    @clovelikethespice 2 года назад +113

    My middle school orchestra teacher had 11 cats. One of them was named fluffy. Fluffy was evil and peed on his laptop once. I have never once dreamt about this man.

  • @phosspatharios9680
    @phosspatharios9680 2 года назад +196

    "If you're shy, you don't deserve love"
    Finally someone said it out loud

  • @TheAbigailDee
    @TheAbigailDee 2 года назад +1104

    I've been wanting to be a toxic boyfriend for so long thank god for this article!! And thank god for YOU Jarvis

    • @oxey_
      @oxey_ 2 года назад +31

      Jarvis would be the perfect toxic bookworm 😍😍

    • @mewesquirrel6720
      @mewesquirrel6720 2 года назад

      But you're a girl

    • @silverfox5002
      @silverfox5002 2 года назад +4

      I love how you're clearly a girl

    • @vforvaleriie
      @vforvaleriie 2 года назад +15

      @@silverfox5002 i love how you’re assuming someone’s gender

    • @mewesquirrel6720
      @mewesquirrel6720 2 года назад +4

      @@vforvaleriie look at the photo!!

  • @LovelyHylian
    @LovelyHylian 2 года назад +13

    Wow, funny and adorable. Dangerous combo! Also, the fact that it said not helpful when the reply was to not pursue the married person made me die a bit inside lol.

  • @cloverfieldsandbuttercups
    @cloverfieldsandbuttercups 2 года назад +438

    It seems as though the dream advice is a fact. You, Danny, Drew, Kurtis, and Nick have been in some of my dreams so mission accomplished. Maybe not 100% accomplished for Danny, he was crying instead of being a sleep paralysis demon but I'm thankful for that

    • @can0cringe
      @can0cringe 2 года назад +98

      Maybe Danny was trying to unnerve you with the crying but he failed

    • @cloverfieldsandbuttercups
      @cloverfieldsandbuttercups 2 года назад +15

      @@can0cringe HAHAHA

    • @can0cringe
      @can0cringe 2 года назад +95

      ​@@cloverfieldsandbuttercups
      you're laughing
      he's trying his best to be the best sleep paralysis demon and you're laughing 😭

    • @cloverfieldsandbuttercups
      @cloverfieldsandbuttercups 2 года назад +33

      @@can0cringe i am indeed laughing sorry danny but that was kinda funny

    • @benjisaac
      @benjisaac 2 года назад +6

      I dreamed about Danny last night and he was pretty much normal lol

  • @garrettb2233
    @garrettb2233 2 года назад +8

    I like the part where you wore two pairs of glasses. It reminded me of a time in eighth grade when the group of friends with which I ate lunch decided to take turns wearing everybody’s glasses. There were ten people in the group, and about half of us wore glasses. I can confirm, wearing multiple pairs of glasses at the same time is disorienting.

    • @mammoneymelon
      @mammoneymelon 2 года назад +1

      it kinda makes you feel like you're in a fishbowl

  • @momothebug
    @momothebug 2 года назад +549

    "sometimes texting your ex without an excuse may feel too scary"
    "this whole time I didn't realise we were trying to reengage with an ex"
    Jarvis, your ADHD is showing

    • @jasperjazzie
      @jasperjazzie Год назад +6

      honestly same though

    • @momothebug
      @momothebug Год назад +4

      @@jasperjazzie Jarvis going full ADHD mode is so relatable

  • @emily933
    @emily933 2 года назад +241

    The fact that Danny wants random ppl to dream about him and you're looking thru the wiki to learn how, love that

    • @Andy-jh2fs
      @Andy-jh2fs 2 года назад +4

      "asking for a friend" 🤣

    • @KweenofRats
      @KweenofRats 2 года назад +4

      He needs to share his research with Danny

  • @halatiny6537
    @halatiny6537 2 года назад +1

    Dreams are complete enigmas and even if someone has been in your life forever you might not have a single instance where you’ll dream about them. Someone you met yesterday might be more likely to randomly show up in your dream a week later. It’s crazy how we have no control whatsoever of our subconscious.

  • @TheClairesable
    @TheClairesable 2 года назад +450

    "How to fake drunk text your ex"
    Getting drunk is one of the easiest things to do lmao. Why do you need to fake it??

  • @katiek.6333
    @katiek.6333 2 года назад +74

    The amount of times I have had to tell people reading your partners phone without them knowing is not ok only to have them tell me that I "don't understand". If you are in a relationship and you trust the person so little that you feel the need to do that you need to have a talk with them, if you think the talk wont work because "they will just lie to me" end the relationship. Absolutely insane someone was paid money to write a how to on it

    • @mammoneymelon
      @mammoneymelon 2 года назад +15

      seriously, if you trust your partner that little why are you still dating them? it makes no sense

    • @iamsongforsomeone994
      @iamsongforsomeone994 Год назад +1

      That's insane. I think k the only person whose phone I'm comfortable going through without their permission is my sister because she does the same thing to me and neither of us care. Also half the time we’re just messing around on each other’s cameras to fill up their storage. I post her photos to FB when she does that to me.

  • @Peachessssss13
    @Peachessssss13 2 года назад +42

    I love that Jarvis accidently tried some of these on us💀

  • @ronanmcdonald6386
    @ronanmcdonald6386 2 года назад +42

    My 70 year old grandparents have 20 cats. They used to have more. You have to have plug in pheromones that calm down the cats. You also have to separate certain cats that may not like each-other. They also have 1 outdoor cat. They also feed a colony of stray cats out in some woods near some abandoned buildings. This is in Georgia.

  • @Starsongzz
    @Starsongzz Год назад +7

    This reminds me of a confession I saw once where someone said they secretly rubbed their own gums with coke, so when they kissed their crush they would get a literal high and think it was from catching feelings😭

  • @Rampala
    @Rampala 2 года назад +236

    Jarvis is like, "I tried being a toxic bully, but I just have too much decency."

  • @Sycady
    @Sycady 2 года назад +11

    The commentary community is really trying to break into the night time market. Danny's trying to become my night terror and Jarvis is trying to become the man of my literal dreams. This is truly innovative marketing

  • @goinggoinggone535
    @goinggoinggone535 2 года назад +647

    Glad they're teaching how to be a toxic boyfriend. Now I'll ace that test with flying colors!

    • @tristanheaton2127
      @tristanheaton2127 2 года назад +22

      Bro you where failing before,what a baeta mail

    • @Lena-xy8id
      @Lena-xy8id 2 года назад +13

      🚩 specifically this one

    • @Cheshieruu
      @Cheshieruu 2 года назад +4

      @@tristanheaton2127 baeta mail? i only take snail mail thank you.

    • @tristanheaton2127
      @tristanheaton2127 2 года назад

      @@Cheshieruu I was in a rush sigma grind set

    • @Cheshieruu
      @Cheshieruu 2 года назад

      @@tristanheaton2127 respecc

  • @Fionacle
    @Fionacle 2 года назад +25

    When I don’t dream about Jarvis tonight, we’ll know it’s because he took off the second pair of glasses

  • @Schylove12
    @Schylove12 2 года назад +127

    Danny Gonzales is furiously taking notes to become everyone’s sleep paralysis demon.

  • @patheticlev
    @patheticlev 2 года назад +10

    6:35 i watched a different video right before i went to bed and when i woke up i clicked on this one should’ve watched this one last night and not now

  • @D44RK_Iced_Yogs
    @D44RK_Iced_Yogs 2 года назад +194

    How is no one talking about 17:50 that editing?! That’s just really fun and adds so much to commentary! I hope we see more like it!

    • @Papersak
      @Papersak 2 года назад +13

      That's my favorite part 😆

  • @katherinelampke3945
    @katherinelampke3945 2 года назад +6

    literally watching this at 12 before bed and i’m sitting here trying to figure out if i’m gonna dream about jarvis tonight or not. like do i just leave the video??? keep watching and hope for the best??? 😭

  • @made.by.ruthie
    @made.by.ruthie 2 года назад +150

    I had wanted to buy handwash for Blueland because the limited edition botanical ones are so pretty and now I can save money and support Jarvis? incredible

  • @RandomJayne
    @RandomJayne 2 года назад +5

    Now that I think about it, I put on ASMR videos every night and they play the entire time I'm asleep and I've been doing this for like, nine years and I don't think I've ever had a dream involving any of the ASMR artists I listen to a single time. Maybe because they don't represent problems my brain needs to work out, unlike the creepy guy who's always giving me photos of himself and sneaking into my room to whisper at me to dream of him.

  • @birdword111
    @birdword111 2 года назад +72

    Jokes aside, I'm actually glad that that one article told you to check the coworker fraternization policy beforehand because some articles wouldn't and then people would just go in....but that's the least they could do, and of course it just got worse.

    • @gwendalynnwatkins1296
      @gwendalynnwatkins1296 2 года назад +24

      Something I always liked about WikiHow when I looked up stuff like "how to kiss" when I was growing up is that there were always side sentences of "make sure you have consent," "always check to make sure they like what you're doing," "keep asking to make sure their consent hasn't been revoked" and I think it's good they're really keeping to that

  • @Reepicheepchan
    @Reepicheepchan 2 года назад +11

    Oh, hey, a Blueland sponsorship. I'm not sure I've seen one of those, but I sure wish I had found Blueland before I found Grove Collaborative. I bought all this neat stuff from Grove only to find out Blueland had the same stuff only about 5 times cuter. Like, I already got the white wool dryer balls but look how pretty these ~blue~ ones are!! Their detergent and toilet cleaner tins are adorbs. I bought the toilet cleaner (and the balls) but I already love Tru Earth detergent sheets so getting the Blueland tablets stuff because I thought the tin was pretty is probably crossing some kinda line hahahaha
    Yeah commenting on the sponsorship is basically the lamest possible thing, but I'm a million years old and nothing gives me joy like a beautiful under-sink-cabinet arrangement, I guess.

  • @davidceres4516
    @davidceres4516 2 года назад +80

    In greek mythology there’s many wind gods, but the main one is Aeolus, the keeper of the winds. It was his job to release the winds; which are sometimes gods, horses, or just wind.

    • @Holytitmouse
      @Holytitmouse 2 года назад +18

      Can i sign up for more Greek wind facts? This is actually fun to know

    • @davidceres4516
      @davidceres4516 2 года назад +20

      @@Holytitmouse Unfortunately they’re mostly background characters in other myths. But there’s a whole episode dedicated to them on a podcast I listen to. It’s called Mythunderstood. The host Paul does his research, but does make some mistakes here and there, usually owning up to it when he learns he’s done so.

    • @vakarebaranauskaite6691
      @vakarebaranauskaite6691 2 года назад +1

      I need more random greek mythology facts please

    • @linneascameraroll
      @linneascameraroll 2 года назад +5

      i really though you were gonna segue into a fart joke there ngl

    • @caananlemke
      @caananlemke Год назад +3

      ​@@davidceres4516 I like the phrasing of "*usually* does so", as if there are a couple of mistakes that he just will not budge on and insists he has it more right than the greeks-like a modern Dante's Inferno.

  • @Yourdailydoseofsarcasm
    @Yourdailydoseofsarcasm 2 года назад +12

    " the subconscious creates dreams to deal with problems you're facing " so every dream i've had up to now .... even the ones with my family and friends whom i love so much or even my crush were all cuz they were problems. thank you for opening my eyes wikihow, i finally realise now

    • @mammoneymelon
      @mammoneymelon 2 года назад +5

      last night i dreamt about ninja the fortnite streamer... guess he's a problem in my life

    • @literallyafishhook
      @literallyafishhook Год назад +2

      ​@@mammoneymelon he's a problem in everyone's lives

  • @Katie-hj5eb
    @Katie-hj5eb 2 года назад +133

    The dream stuff is nonsense at least for me. My dreams tend to have random people even ones I knew years ago, seeing someone that day has no influence over whether I dream about them.

    • @1993Southparkfan
      @1993Southparkfan 2 года назад +18

      Same. Sometimes I dream of people who I never even met. Or at least, don’t remember meeting.

    • @vakarebaranauskaite6691
      @vakarebaranauskaite6691 2 года назад +8

      I had a dream about a roleplay character i created😭😭😭

  • @MrIKEACat
    @MrIKEACat Год назад +14

    4:24 they want you to be an animal crossing villager fr 💀💀💀

  • @SB-lc5qg
    @SB-lc5qg 2 года назад +55

    I love how the first part of the dreams wikihow is just *being in a relationship* (plus some creepy vibes): video messages, having pictures of each other (esp on a nightstand), talking before bed, sleeping in the same space, wearing a scent they like, etc. (the talking while they’re asleep on purpose is def the most weird). If you’re in a relationship where you’re close enough to do these things… yeah they might dream about you.

  • @Tralala4Cookies
    @Tralala4Cookies 2 года назад +3

    I've been using Blueland for a while and I love the smell and feel after cleaning. Its eco friendly and I love it! I/m so happy to see you promote this!

  • @cannibalisticbiscuit9722
    @cannibalisticbiscuit9722 2 года назад +127

    It’s funny, because I’ve actually had a dream with Jarvis in it before. He, Danny, Drew, and Kurtis were all at the park and I went up to them. Without even introducing myself, they all enthusiastically invited me to come tour their content house mansion.
    Long story short, there was an ice rink in the foyer, Jarvis stayed in his room the whole time, and at the end of the dream, one of those super big long-necked dinosaurs broke its head through the roof into the house. Just to say hi.
    It was cool I guess

  • @ravenwashere1776
    @ravenwashere1776 Год назад +1

    I remember going on wikihow binges back in my middle school days when all the good game websites were blocked and there's genuinely comedy gold on there. For example, how to fight an ostrich.

  • @kalemjade5258
    @kalemjade5258 2 года назад +30

    the "how to make someone dream about you" just reminded me that ive had like 4 or 5 dreams where jarvis was just kinda there, like he didn't do much he was just one of my friends in the canon of my dream cinematic universe and i would wake up and be like "wow am I really so lonely I have to unconsciously imagine I actually have friends"

  • @yoiterini3589
    @yoiterini3589 2 года назад +3

    immediately at 6:10 I got an ad for shudder with spooky violin and it just fit so well

  • @LUSCIOUSDUNCAN
    @LUSCIOUSDUNCAN 2 года назад +32

    i love imagining the dude who reads the advice at 12:28 and smacks himself in the head like, "Oh, *DUH*! No wonder girls hate it when I roll up to them and ask them to have sex as our first topic of conversation"

  • @cruleo
    @cruleo Год назад +2

    I remember when I was in the 7th grade I had a crush a guy 2 grades above me who was missing one of his top front teeth, so obviously i wiki how’d “how to kiss someone whose missing teeth”. We had had at that point maybe 2 conversations total and our interactions were just me waving at him in the hall. One of the advices were “pretend it isn’t there”. Thanks wiki how! I never did get to put that knowledge to use, sadly

  • @onebirdnostones
    @onebirdnostones 2 года назад +93

    Weird thing is Jarvis actually popped up in one of my dreams a few months ago. I had to save him from waterbenders despite having no bending abilities myself, it was very stressful.

  • @cdandbookshelf
    @cdandbookshelf 2 года назад +7

    Okay, but can we all appreciate that Jarvis not only is managing so many different social media accounts at once from instagram and twitter and twitch to youtube, but like he has two different youtube channels? He works so hard and posts quality videos and honestly I feel spoiled with this video today. thank you so much jarvis ur amazing!!!!

  • @marvelouslee4427
    @marvelouslee4427 2 года назад +85

    I love how Jarvis takes time to describe Jordan as if we don’t know he’s being held captive in his bathroom. Such a silly guy

  • @kaylenligon
    @kaylenligon 2 года назад +4

    This video worked! I fell asleep watching it and then dreamed you interviewed me. Congrats on your success.

  • @marianemarangao2840
    @marianemarangao2840 2 года назад +131

    I was about to ask "how can a book worm be a toxic bf?", then I remembered that that guy from the movie After is a thing.

    • @marianemarangao2840
      @marianemarangao2840 2 года назад +35

      Not saying that people who like books can't be toxic, I am talking about the stereotype and stuff.

    • @Emu19
      @Emu19 2 года назад +15

      BAHAHAHA Why did you have to remind me LMAOOO 😭😭

    • @clovercurator7997
      @clovercurator7997 2 года назад +16

      Godddd that movie sucks shit lmao

  • @kaioc6684
    @kaioc6684 Год назад +1

    I legitimately had a dream where Drew Gooden popped up and did a hello fresh ad read after I watched him before bed lmao I was so confused I'm still caught up on it

  • @patrickmcmahon8677
    @patrickmcmahon8677 2 года назад +97

    A worm commentary channel would dope though. Imagine it watching a Dhar Mann video and wiggling because it's hungry. That's premium right there

  • @walenta1907
    @walenta1907 Год назад +1

    I know he was only repeating the "just in case I ever see any women trying to make me jealous" thing as part of a bit, but I just want to point out that knowing what tactics a partner (or someone else you have a relationship with) might be using to manipulate you can be important for staying out of toxic relationships

  • @coleminee
    @coleminee 2 года назад +129

    Ok this is gonna be weird but for basically no reason at all, you were in my dream like two days ago? So perhaps the “how to get someone to dream about you” wikihow article actually worked, great job Jarvis 👍🏼

    • @coleminee
      @coleminee 2 года назад +16

      To be fair I did fall asleep watching a dhar Mann bingo video but that feels totally unrelated so

  • @elsie8757
    @elsie8757 2 года назад +4

    I like how the article _led off_ with whispering subliminal messages into the person's ear while they're asleep to try and get them to dream about you, and then went on to just be like "maybe introduce yourself politely and give them a compliment"

  • @annasutton4029
    @annasutton4029 2 года назад +76

    As someone old enough to have played the original Worms I feel comfortable admitting that I would totally follow Jarvis worm and would never ever trap him in a farm or make him kamikaze

    • @SuzER08
      @SuzER08 2 года назад +12

      Personally I have a worm farm and I love and respect my worms so I can confidently say I would still subscribe to jarvis if he were a worm

  • @victorianeechan
    @victorianeechan 2 года назад +2

    I for one am very excited with the possibility of giving people horrible nightmares with my face in them. Maybe I could even show up at the corner of their bedroom as sleep paralysis demon. Excellent article 10/10

  • @iconicweirdguy8678
    @iconicweirdguy8678 2 года назад +72

    You know a wikiHow article is good when one of the first things it says is that it might not work

  • @Cfomodz
    @Cfomodz 2 года назад +2

    I couldn't stop lol'ing at the Mark bit and I was seriously worried I was going to wake up my sleeping family!

  • @beefcupcakes5959
    @beefcupcakes5959 2 года назад +61

    8:36 as someone who owns 20 cats, I will say it's possible and not always an animal shelter lmao
    Just a farm with multiple barns 🤷‍♀️

    • @julybeicy
      @julybeicy 2 года назад +4

      Do they use litter boxes or do it the natural way?

    • @beefcupcakes5959
      @beefcupcakes5959 2 года назад +15

      @@julybeicy we have litter boxes for them but mostly they go outside. They're all outdoor cats (other than my two house/outside cats)

    • @julybeicy
      @julybeicy 2 года назад +6

      @@beefcupcakes5959 that's cool I was just curious as to how much litter is required for 20 cats I have two and we use 40 pounds a month 🤯

    • @Miraclelittlepie
      @Miraclelittlepie 2 года назад +5

      I have 5 cats i cant imagine 20 even tho that also sounds like a dream

    • @beefcupcakes5959
      @beefcupcakes5959 2 года назад +7

      @@Miraclelittlepie I love them but wish I could find people to take the kittens in. I want them to be able to be lazy house cats 🥲

  • @maryanne1830
    @maryanne1830 2 года назад +7

    9:17 looks like he's a supervisor giving her a verbal warning.

  • @rainbeau6760
    @rainbeau6760 2 года назад +266

    why be the man of her dreams when you can be her sleep paralysis demon

    • @Thi-Sen
      @Thi-Sen 2 года назад +6

      Same difference

  • @artsyhoodies
    @artsyhoodies 5 месяцев назад +1

    My favorite page on WikiHow is the How to Start a Cult, not for the page, but for the comments. One person wants to make a cheese cult while another wants to make a garlic bread cult.

  • @sydneyomara5704
    @sydneyomara5704 2 года назад +28

    7:39. ik that blurred ad jarvis. i've seen it many times on the school chrombooks. does ARE YOU GAY QUIZ??? ring a bell

  • @ShannonSpeaks
    @ShannonSpeaks 2 года назад +230

    I started laughing just reading the title. Jarvis really has me in a chokehold.

  • @Eliot-is-Dead
    @Eliot-is-Dead 2 месяца назад +1

    10:17 Poseidon is the earth shaker, lord of the oceans and seas, father of horses, and storm bringer. He is in fact, in control of tornadoes.

  • @marystone1526
    @marystone1526 2 года назад +68

    To be fair, the first article didn't specify that it's about getting a stranger to dream about you. The advice is still weird, don't get me wrong, but it's way less creepy if you're trying to get your partner to dream about you (for whatever purpose) by giving him/her a picture of you than doing that to a stranger.

  • @anthropomorphicrabbit866
    @anthropomorphicrabbit866 2 года назад +17

    3:10 All 371,558 times were by Danny Gonzalez

  • @Endless_NekoNeko7442
    @Endless_NekoNeko7442 2 года назад +67

    I am experiencing grief for the 1st time and I'm pretty sure I'm in denial. Your videos have always helped and even though I feel guilty for trying to not be sad I'm so glad you posted today. It really helps.

    • @someoneidk308
      @someoneidk308 2 года назад +30

      People grieve in different ways- you don't have to be sad all the time to be grieving and missing them. Try to remind yourself of this- it may help with the guilt.❤

    • @Endless_NekoNeko7442
      @Endless_NekoNeko7442 2 года назад +22

      @@someoneidk308 Thank you for the advice. I really do appreciate it. I can't even think straight and would've never considered this.

    • @sohvidarity
      @sohvidarity 2 года назад +9

      I know what you're going through, grief sucks so bad. Just know that any way you feel is okay right now. Wishing you the best ❤️ I know this doesn't feel helpful right now but I promise you time will make it more bearable and you can get through this

    • @BouncyKnight331
      @BouncyKnight331 2 года назад +13

      Also, it's okay to find reprieve from your grief. I don't know who you lost, but if you loved them and they loved you, they wouldn't want you to suffer all the time. Taking time to forget the bad in your life for a bit is okay, whether you have lost someone or there's a war happening or things are just not going good, everyone deserves time to just be.

    • @Uvuv6969
      @Uvuv6969 2 года назад +5

      yeah mate, don’t feel bad. just got out of a very rough relationship where she’s still into me even though she didn’t show it one bit (which is why we broke up). I felt like shit for months because I wanted to break up with her since she could just not show me she cared, from ignoring my texts to not going on dates to never wanting to touch. But then I was like “why do I have to be unhappy”. Then I ended it, and I’m happier now because I know I don’t need to be unhappy to be a good person. whatever happened they probably wouldn’t want you to be depressed thinking about them 24/7. As long as your grieving healthy, you’re good, just don’t go into a huge deep depression, cuz yeah that’s not the best way to go about coping.

  • @f1utt3rguy
    @f1utt3rguy Год назад +14

    Jarvis, when I’m sad about living in a red state as a trans kid, you make me feel better. thank you for that.

    • @hadrianryan4179
      @hadrianryan4179 Год назад +3

      I'm a trans adult in CA and I'm scared about the future-- I can't imagine how stressful things must be for you and other trans kids right now! Take care of yourself and stay safe. I hope things change soon. We're trying our best 💜🏳️‍⚧️

  • @elitecarbonninja4429
    @elitecarbonninja4429 2 года назад +136

    Fraternization sounds like something a 60 year old man trying to “spread his seed” would say.
    I just imagine some alpha male going to college saying “it’s time to start my fraternization” while tapping his fingers together.

  • @Rebecca_Lin9494
    @Rebecca_Lin9494 Год назад +1

    Help, I watched this before bed and now I can’t stop dreaming of Jarvis. He shows up everywhere, I’m starting to see him when I’m awake… I can’t separate reality from my endless slumber. Do not watch this before bed… you’ve been warned.

  • @purrgundy
    @purrgundy 2 года назад +46

    "Be the last face they see before they fall asleep and whisper in their ears to make sure they dream of you"
    The ASMR community: are we a joke to you

  • @Castofinfluence
    @Castofinfluence 2 года назад +1

    The most casual of relationships, The one night stand- NEED FEEDBACK?

  • @icecoldpolaroid
    @icecoldpolaroid 2 года назад +32

    10:20 Greek god of wind: Aeolus - in The Odyssey, Aeolus gifted Odyssus a bag of wind to help him make it home. He's a special case, though, since he's also the king of a mortal kingdom in The Odyssey- if I remember that correctly- more similarly to Heracles [Roman name is Hercules, as he's commonly known].
    God of storms, if that's what you're looking for, is Zeus. He's often associated with wind, though.
    -Your local Greek Mythology nerd

    • @obrgrs2547
      @obrgrs2547 11 месяцев назад +3

      Jarvis knows the hearthstone god of wind but not that Zeus is the god of storms

    • @abi-with-an-i
      @abi-with-an-i 5 месяцев назад

      Aeolus also taught us to keep our friends close and our enemies closer