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  • @JarvisJohnsonGOLD
    @JarvisJohnsonGOLD  2 года назад +6618

    just wanted to pop in and say that i hope it doesn't seem like i'm going too hard on anyone here! that's why i played my own cringy audio lol

    • @snappy8666
      @snappy8666 2 года назад +102

      you didnt dont worry

    • @SerenaPalmer
      @SerenaPalmer 2 года назад +145

      I loved this silly billy viddy

    • @brasilo64
      @brasilo64 2 года назад +74

      No need to be this careful all the time lol you're fine, everyone loves you

    • @jaqsre
      @jaqsre 2 года назад +22

      you’re good dw love!!

    • @itsmefm
      @itsmefm 2 года назад +48

      It's cool Jarvis but thanks for saying this, very considerate of you 😊

  • @theartofnina
    @theartofnina 2 года назад +8968

    Jacob was actually so cute lmao i was concerned at first but he saved it, he sounded very sweet
    The green flags thing actually made me chuckle i hate it

  • @pagelen
    @pagelen Год назад +1622

    my forever favourite hinge audio was a guy answering to "I'll fall for you if..." with "I'm actually looking for a very specific type of girl.." then he's interrupted by the sound of some metal dish falling to the ground and tumbling around for what feels like several minutes until it stops and he coughs slightly and ends with "my bad". and that's the entire audio. I saved it because it's like a work of art to me and I like to admire it occasionally 😂

    • @sydneyberzon4163
      @sydneyberzon4163 Год назад +55

      please tell me how to find this, i need this in my life

    • @pagelen
      @pagelen Год назад +27

      @@sydneyberzon4163 i could send it to you 😂

    • @placeholder6415
      @placeholder6415 Год назад +13

      PLEASE SEND THIS LMAO

    • @dontcommitarson
      @dontcommitarson 11 месяцев назад +11

      I really want to hear this one, it sounds so funny 😭

    • @pagelen
      @pagelen 11 месяцев назад +60

      I realized that this is a video platform so I uploaded a short on my channel 😂

  • @MollyBurkeOfficial
    @MollyBurkeOfficial 2 года назад +2560

    I could have watched this all day... I literally laughed out loud multiple times. The RED FLAGS are flying with that "all I ask is you get your nails done" ...oooof. Also, the rap was... painful and I cringed harder than I have in a long time.

    • @charlottehennessy2799
      @charlottehennessy2799 2 года назад +29

      That guy sounded like Nate Jacobs from Euphoria too it made me want to rip my nails entirely from my hands

    • @monicarenee7949
      @monicarenee7949 Год назад +15

      A guy hit me up on a dating site and his profile said he wants a woman to have nice feet and nails and I instantly never responded. My ex was like that and I know it’s a smaller part of a larger mindset that I’d never want to be involved with again in life

    • @amberbusse
      @amberbusse 9 месяцев назад +1

      my ex bf told me if i didn’t get my nails done then it was a dealbreaker 🙃 turns out it really was lmaooooo

    • @sanspower3419
      @sanspower3419 9 месяцев назад +3

      He's secretly Yoshikage Kira that's why he wanted nice hands lmao

    • @kittyscreativecorner
      @kittyscreativecorner 6 месяцев назад +2

      Omg Molly hi!!!

  • @ava8340
    @ava8340 Год назад +2218

    people i’d be ok to match with:
    - the burp girl
    - the green flags guy
    - jacob
    - the six pet rats i love that guy

    • @yeetionary
      @yeetionary Год назад +68

      would you match with Jarvis

    • @ava8340
      @ava8340 Год назад +72

      that goes without saying yeetionary

    • @MyDuckSaysFucc
      @MyDuckSaysFucc Год назад +38

      I’d totally go out with the anxious pet rats guy lol

    • @im_an_oyster
      @im_an_oyster Год назад +59

      You skip over dog vote guy like he doesn't have the most based opinion

    • @phil0philia
      @phil0philia 10 месяцев назад +3

      georgia

  • @castoroil6534
    @castoroil6534 2 года назад +9272

    I feel so privileged to be a premium member

    • @CloudyGrace
      @CloudyGrace 2 года назад +135

      Same, I mean... We're literal gold🪙

    • @xviolettevendetta
      @xviolettevendetta 2 года назад +45

      It is free

    • @toonce101
      @toonce101 2 года назад +88

      Totally worth the *F r e e*

    • @dexterdouglas
      @dexterdouglas 2 года назад +105

      @@xviolettevendetta wait… then why did Jarvis make me pay him 10k for the privilege??

    • @aicrowIey
      @aicrowIey 2 года назад +13

      @@dexterdouglas uhhhhhmmmmm

  • @maybelater2160
    @maybelater2160 2 года назад +6617

    I have never been more attracted to a person after just one sentence then the man with anxiety and six pet rats. He is on top of his game right now.

    • @jasminejay2677
      @jasminejay2677 2 года назад +385

      Bruno?

    • @tanomm1849
      @tanomm1849 2 года назад +179

      I felt so represented cuz I'd do the same thing, instantly fell in love

    • @headstone2979
      @headstone2979 2 года назад +132

      Bruno madrigal? 😳😳😳

    • @bisexualdisasterlol
      @bisexualdisasterlol 2 года назад +133

      The two people that said, "Bruno Madrigal," that was my first thought too and I appreciate you.

    • @NorthernGreenEyes
      @NorthernGreenEyes 2 года назад +61

      YES! Haha and anyone who struggles with anxiety and/or panic has been in a situation like that..maybe not with rats,but if you know, you know.
      I can embrace that..I'm gonna vibe.
      Still looking for love, though it's hard to find people when you can't leave your 🏡

  • @eternalsession9
    @eternalsession9 2 года назад +886

    a majority of these that you've showcased in this video i've been cracking up thinking "Ah yeah that'd work on me" and your immediate commentary has been "this isn't very funny to me" and i found that disparity quite amusing. its always so instant it gets me every time

    • @zyaicob
      @zyaicob Год назад +39

      this was my exact response to this video

    • @icu3869
      @icu3869 4 месяца назад +3

      Except I don’t think that sounded like Pikachu. But the Rap was pretty good!

  • @coena9377
    @coena9377 2 года назад +525

    My hinge audio prompt is “I get along best with people who are” and mine is a recording of Donald Trump saying “the marxists, the anarchists, the agitators, the looters, and people who, in many instances, have absolutely no idea what they are doing” then at the end I say “also people who are sleep deprived… that’s pretty much my friend group.”
    Best one I’ve seen so far is actually from when I matched with my first crush. The prompt she used was “my most controversial opinion is.” Her response was “I think dogs should be able to vote. I will not be taking any comments or critiques at this time.”

    • @VanityDivined
      @VanityDivined 2 года назад +5

      You both sound annoying af

    • @coena9377
      @coena9377 2 года назад +8

      @@VanityDivined pretty much yeah 😂

    • @mmtittle
      @mmtittle 2 года назад +26

      i would vibe with y’all so hard

    • @coena9377
      @coena9377 2 года назад +13

      @@mmtittle The vibes are ✨immaculate✨

    • @yaboicolleen
      @yaboicolleen Год назад

      are you looking for a third? /hj

  • @fary5000
    @fary5000 2 года назад +7362

    I feel like the mickey mouse thing did psychic damage to me because it unearthed a memory of when I thought I could do a very convincing mickey impression in high school (I could not).

    • @Julia-tk2em
      @Julia-tk2em 2 года назад +218

      @Nova No, it fucked up the *commenters* ability to use telekinesis on other people.

    • @MrEnte3000
      @MrEnte3000 2 года назад +143

      @Nova No, damage that is super effective against Fighting and Poison types.

    • @citroenboter
      @citroenboter 2 года назад +60

      Yeah that's gonna be 2d6 and run away as far from your computer as you can, please. Or a wisdom save of 16 and only take half damage, no need to run.

    • @Crimson_Knight004
      @Crimson_Knight004 2 года назад +27

      Hey, it’s still better than me and my Donald Duck impression.

    • @jungtothehuimang
      @jungtothehuimang 2 года назад +21

      The important part is that you did try

  • @DarkShadows713
    @DarkShadows713 2 года назад +10384

    The one where she burps and then the fire alarm went off made me physically tear up from laughter. I would match with her in an instant.

    • @josephsherby
      @josephsherby 2 года назад +447

      The fact that she considers posting that the “Biggest Risk I’ve Taken” is hilarious to me

    • @alex-mk2yx
      @alex-mk2yx 2 года назад +71

      its literally so planned and fake its not even funny though

    • @DarkShadows713
      @DarkShadows713 2 года назад +73

      alex You're not funny

    • @alex-mk2yx
      @alex-mk2yx 2 года назад +7

      @@DarkShadows713 i know you arent if you think thats funny

    • @DarkShadows713
      @DarkShadows713 2 года назад +350

      alex I know you're pathetic if you can't just think to yourself "that is not something that I, personally, find humorous" and then just move on without replying to people who have different opinions and being snarky about the fact that she planned her comedy. Guess what? So did Jarvis. So do stand up comedians. Most people who are professionally funny, plan it out.

  • @oceanwings23
    @oceanwings23 5 месяцев назад +42

    I think audio on dating apps is great because the way someone's voice sounds can be such a dealbreaker. My friend and I were talking about this, but you can be talking to someone for ages, and they are awesome, and then you hear their voice and you can't.

  • @Ellis.Tentacles
    @Ellis.Tentacles 2 года назад +245

    My very irrational fear is actually that there will be a psychic around, actively reading people's minds at the exact moment that I have an intrusive and horrible thought...because obviously there's always a psychic just invading people's brain pans all willy nilly with nothing better to do.

    • @sydneyberzon4163
      @sydneyberzon4163 Год назад +9

      new fear unlocked

    • @TPNsBiggestFan
      @TPNsBiggestFan Год назад +7

      fsr thats how i feel around my family (less so now but it used to be really bad) and thats why i dont eat with them anymore 💀💀

    • @darkworldkrisdreemurr
      @darkworldkrisdreemurr 11 месяцев назад +4

      Literally same

    • @PhoebeTheFairy56
      @PhoebeTheFairy56 5 месяцев назад +1

      Well sometimes psychics are depicted as being able to hear people's thoughts even when they aren't trying to, so my version of that fear includes them not focusing on me but then hearing one of my intrusive thoughts anyway

    • @endless_del
      @endless_del 5 месяцев назад +8

      omg i have the same thing, i'll just randomly think "what if someone near me rn is a telepath" and then i'll think "ok dont think of anything sexual or fucked up" so of course i immediately think of something sexual or fucked up 😭😭

  • @LottieDeLuscious
    @LottieDeLuscious 2 года назад +2224

    Ohhh my God "the doctor gave me pills for anxiety and I ended up adopting 6 rats" my mans had a whole ass SSRI induced manic episode, big feels

    • @MaxOakland
      @MaxOakland 2 года назад +62

      Oh nooo is that what that was

    • @LottieDeLuscious
      @LottieDeLuscious 2 года назад +61

      @@MaxOakland yup, it happened to me!

    • @MaxOakland
      @MaxOakland 2 года назад +13

      @@LottieDeLuscious does that only happen if you have bipolar disorder or can it happen if you don’t?

    • @LottieDeLuscious
      @LottieDeLuscious 2 года назад +69

      @@MaxOakland I am not a psychiatrist but i think it happens most often with bipolar people, theres probably a risk for folks who dont have it, but I imagine it's not as common

    • @streamlily5971
      @streamlily5971 2 года назад +39

      I don’t have bipolar disorder but I do have borderline personality disorder and manic episodes have happened to me a few times

  • @mathis3440
    @mathis3440 2 года назад +1318

    I thought the green flag guy was just straight-up listing the nationalities of women he was looking for.

    • @susansaphire5983
      @susansaphire5983 2 года назад +66

      SAME

    • @senamilemlotshwa2878
      @senamilemlotshwa2878 2 года назад +71

      Same, I'm South African and although our flag has green, it's still got 5 other colors so I was confused by what Jarvis said

    • @evilandmaliciouswarwick
      @evilandmaliciouswarwick 2 года назад +36

      i thought the same thing. if someone wanted to make that joke they could say zambia at least

    • @senamilemlotshwa2878
      @senamilemlotshwa2878 2 года назад +4

      @@evilandmaliciouswarwick exactly

    • @senamilemlotshwa2878
      @senamilemlotshwa2878 2 года назад +3

      @@rachelkim6134 but the joke is inaccurate

  • @gh0st_lvrr
    @gh0st_lvrr 2 года назад +155

    Jarvis: I thought this was pretty funny
    Also Jarvis: *dead staring at computer not even blinking*

    • @mollyallen2400
      @mollyallen2400 2 года назад +1

      Right? lol ...so it wasn't just me doing the head tilt at that? lol

  • @Pook-xr6dy
    @Pook-xr6dy 2 года назад +37

    4:07 this is so cringe but it’s weirdly cute

  • @lovelylovelylovely324
    @lovelylovelylovely324 2 года назад +6740

    The mario one was funny at first . Just seemed like a guy genuinely trying to speak like mario n all he could say was WAHA!!! WOOHOO!!! Like yes king

    • @ellisowers6157
      @ellisowers6157 2 года назад +160

      I laughed a little too hard at that

    • @_hawk_sky_asmr_7891
      @_hawk_sky_asmr_7891 2 года назад +5

      @@ellisowers6157 same

    • @adrianpink8144
      @adrianpink8144 2 года назад +23

      Same I love the accent ones 💀

    • @TakkuriHimare
      @TakkuriHimare 2 года назад +42

      It’s a reference to the old Mario cartoon in the 80s Jarvis is just too young to remember it lol

    • @topsyturvy1097
      @topsyturvy1097 2 года назад +1

      @@TakkuriHimare what cartoon? Are you sure you don't mean the animated movie? Mario and luigi could talk in the cartoon

  • @macoy3943
    @macoy3943 2 года назад +4253

    My theory is that the guy's alternate timeline self actually knocked him out and tied him up. He then recorded and sent that message, before freeing the man and fleeing back to his timeline- leaving everyone to believe he wrote it

    • @rebeccat7912
      @rebeccat7912 2 года назад +71

      Genius

    • @midnightwalkers8077
      @midnightwalkers8077 2 года назад +34

      It definitely sounded like the plot of a a movie

    • @squecch1278
      @squecch1278 2 года назад +49

      What he doesn’t realize is that based on the rules of time travel, if he kill’s himself then he would be trapped in an infinite loop

    • @NorthernGreenEyes
      @NorthernGreenEyes 2 года назад +4

      Ya' know I think you're on to something here.. 🤔

    • @tessconnors4463
      @tessconnors4463 2 года назад +1

      @@midnightwalkers8077 it is a movie, called Looper. Bruce willis

  • @PapiyoneVineland
    @PapiyoneVineland 2 года назад +50

    Jacob’s endearing to me. I’m actually into this. It’s childish in the best way, and then he totally backtracked. The cute self-consciousness makes me melt. He reminds me of my awkward yet adorable best friend. See?! You’re right it’s highly subjective! There’s someone out there for everyone of us. :)

  • @h0undiie
    @h0undiie Месяц назад +5

    THE *I GOT FOUR NIPPLES* MADE ME ALMOST THROW UP FROM LAUGHING SO HARD

  • @jess.scottfilms
    @jess.scottfilms 2 года назад +2398

    That guy saying “promiscuous” like that exposed that he was for sure reading the lyrics

    • @glowvxn
      @glowvxn 2 года назад +111

      pro miss yeee us

    • @jungtothehuimang
      @jungtothehuimang 2 года назад +64

      I want him to rap to Doja Cat so bad

    • @St-qp2we
      @St-qp2we 2 года назад +86

      permis-you-wuss

    • @besfren4910
      @besfren4910 2 года назад +5

      @@glowvxn bro I chocked💀

  • @ruthizred9090
    @ruthizred9090 2 года назад +2765

    I absolutely love the voice option for hinge. It's so funny. Once someone just barked the whole time and I love it.

    • @mothma_am
      @mothma_am 2 года назад +108

      I hope you matched 😍

    • @ruthizred9090
      @ruthizred9090 2 года назад +80

      @@mothma_am I think we did 😂

    • @turner15
      @turner15 2 года назад +9

      That’s amazing.

    • @Miraclelittlepie
      @Miraclelittlepie 2 года назад +13

      I think im gonna have to jump on that now

    • @ruthizred9090
      @ruthizred9090 2 года назад +4

      @@Miraclelittlepie you should! It's a great time

  • @LegendaryDorkKnight
    @LegendaryDorkKnight 2 года назад +25

    2:32
    No, dude. That one was pure gold. All the effort, the build up, and the final payoff culminating in what's essentially a bar & grill level pick-up line.

  • @Al___
    @Al___ 10 месяцев назад +10

    9:42 I like how Jarvis joined in on the song it was very cute

  • @dennis_duran
    @dennis_duran 2 года назад +5699

    The dog vote thing, the only one Jarvis actually found funny, is directly stolen from a bit by Griffin McElroy in the Polygon series Monster Factory

    • @pennyw2226
      @pennyw2226 2 года назад +504

      Jarvis is a Griffin McElroy fan now. That's how it works

    • @PrettyGuardian
      @PrettyGuardian 2 года назад +129

      I love the McElroys.

    • @hell0mega
      @hell0mega 2 года назад +544

      I'd say it wasn't "stealing" moreso than it was a "reference" lol. got real excited at the fact that he liked it so much

    • @basementdwellercosplay
      @basementdwellercosplay 2 года назад +168

      Not really stealing, like he didn't really claim it as his own joke

    • @attabooii
      @attabooii 2 года назад +183

      Wouldn't really say it was stealing. I think he referenced it, that way the people who like the McElroys are more likely to like him

  • @notquiteneutral2590
    @notquiteneutral2590 2 года назад +3435

    How proud do you think Jarvis felt when he came up with the “unhinged” joke in the title? I’m gonna guess an 8.2/10 on the proudness scale.

    • @Max-cr4zf
      @Max-cr4zf 2 года назад +47

      I 71.3% agree with this.

    • @ryang9802
      @ryang9802 2 года назад +25

      my vote is 8.36

    • @gloglee7463
      @gloglee7463 2 года назад +26

      im gonna guess around 7 and a half fingers

    • @Happy-Pansexual-Imp
      @Happy-Pansexual-Imp 2 года назад +23

      20 teeth’s worth of proudness. He’s one toothy boi

    • @erin3551
      @erin3551 2 года назад +32

      I can perfectly picture him nodding to himself and smirking while he writes the title, full of pride:
      "Yes... I'm so funny. I love myself."

  • @veespa_
    @veespa_ 2 года назад +59

    “are men okay?” as the universally appointed global spokesman for men, we are going through a bit of a rough patch and, although we try to play it off by saying, “it’s just a phase, a minor setback to a major comeback!” Deep down, we all are terrified at the thought that it might not be a temporary thing, and we’re unsure if we are going in* the right direction or if we are actually lost, so we fake confidence proceeding into the void of life, hoping for a miracle... BUT that’s just on behalf of all men, I’m actually doing great 😏😉

  • @rowentaylor9784
    @rowentaylor9784 2 года назад +13

    5:17 he is trying to do an impression of Danny Devito because people wanted him to play Pikachu

    • @PhoebeTheFairy56
      @PhoebeTheFairy56 5 месяцев назад

      Pikachu actually sounds a lot like him in the Detective Pikachu game, which has voice acting (though only _Detective_ Pikachu, the other ones don't talk), so I can see why people wanted him

  • @Greystorm1619
    @Greystorm1619 2 года назад +3889

    I liked the Jacob one, cus you can tell he wants to be funny but is also self aware enough to realize that it’s ridiculous. It’s endearing.

    • @user-yh5cv1vu9m
      @user-yh5cv1vu9m 2 года назад +353

      Yesss. At first I was like, just no. But then he was laughing at himself and apologizing and it was really cute.

    • @ShenJones
      @ShenJones 2 года назад +109

      Yeah he’s a cutie

    • @cwalker6911
      @cwalker6911 Год назад +8

      Yep

    • @1dawn1
      @1dawn1 Год назад +41

      He's really cute
      Him and the dog vote guy

    • @jamestomato1744
      @jamestomato1744 Год назад +1

      @@1dawn1 The real OG's

  • @LumpyHippo
    @LumpyHippo 2 года назад +852

    Imagine you meet a guy from a dating app. You get intimate. You take off his shirt and he has 20 cents.

    • @hanakoisbestgirl4752
      @hanakoisbestgirl4752 2 года назад +18

      He just has 4 nickeles taped to nipples

    • @kittykitties4220
      @kittykitties4220 2 года назад +23

      This comment sent me

    • @ri907
      @ri907 2 года назад

      I love this comment as much as I love Jarvis' mix up of having 4 -nic- nipples 🤣🤣

    • @Twimcsm
      @Twimcsm 2 года назад +11

      PLEASE underrated comment 😭

    • @ava8340
      @ava8340 Год назад +6

      this is top tier comedy holy shit

  • @Letthembelightpeaceonelove
    @Letthembelightpeaceonelove 2 года назад +17

    12:20 I thought that was a good one. I like people who recognize that other animals are just as intelligent as we are.

  • @alexr1632
    @alexr1632 2 года назад +18

    Honestly, i love this feature. You get way more out of someone’s voice than you do their text

  • @scottfuckingdisick
    @scottfuckingdisick 2 года назад +3253

    i respect you so much for putting yourself on blast jarvis

    • @daisy41178
      @daisy41178 2 года назад +52

      And it was exactly what we expected

  • @Krillfromsky
    @Krillfromsky 9 месяцев назад +12

    3:55 oh my god that’s so akward

  • @alextalks8607
    @alextalks8607 2 года назад +980

    I actually like the jacob/daddy one, leaving in the end makes me aware that he knows how cringe that joke was. I think the end is what makes it

    • @zacheray
      @zacheray 2 года назад +8

      Learning more what girls think because to a guy that’s wholesale cringe

    • @mixievee
      @mixievee 2 года назад +38

      I thought it was hilarious 🤣

    • @js8qp2pwisos
      @js8qp2pwisos 2 года назад +33

      @@zacheray everyones different

    • @JohnDoe-hj9fh
      @JohnDoe-hj9fh 2 года назад +53

      @@zacheray To a guy? Speak for yourself dude

    • @thepopculturedilettante1194
      @thepopculturedilettante1194 Год назад +22

      I agree. It was cute for him to acknowledge he had to go for the cringe / bad / obvious joke. I can appreciate that. It’s the guys who just go for the obvious and don’t acknowledge how awful it is that are the actual cringe.

  • @kyozai112
    @kyozai112 2 года назад +726

    it’s the way i deleted that app as soon as someone liked me and they had a MINUTE LONG audio of them burping.

    • @rachaelh8026
      @rachaelh8026 2 года назад +52

      💀💀💀

    • @dasheerabranagan7722
      @dasheerabranagan7722 2 года назад +29

      THIS 😭😭

    • @Sknotty
      @Sknotty 2 года назад +46

      Bruh i would've married that person

    • @irlzombie437
      @irlzombie437 2 года назад +45

      that was your soulmate

    • @darkelite94
      @darkelite94 2 года назад +28

      Sounds like you couldn’t handle the neutron style

  • @coolpercool
    @coolpercool Год назад +47

    “… does that mean dogs are secretly smarter than us?” No no, he has a point.

    • @tomhomunculus
      @tomhomunculus Месяц назад +1

      But a lot of us do understand the meaning of different barks, the science hippies have even done research on it :-T

    • @coolpercool
      @coolpercool 28 дней назад

      @@tomhomunculus blawg my comment is over a year old I don’t even remember my comment 💀

  • @Joe-vy5qw
    @Joe-vy5qw 2 года назад +43

    I found a lot of these to be really funny, and on an app where everyone wants a comedian for a partner its surprising how boring, too serious and unfunny some people can be.

    • @Whatizgold
      @Whatizgold 2 года назад +10

      That’s why they want a comedian cuz lord knows they can’t make themselves laugh😂

  • @squame3272
    @squame3272 2 года назад +1408

    hopefully dating apps will add video messages so we can get even more unhinged content

    • @jungtothehuimang
      @jungtothehuimang 2 года назад +144

      Oh god no nothing good will come of it

    • @leahdavis9434
      @leahdavis9434 2 года назад +151

      No that's a really bad idea, it would get taken down in 10 hours due to all the content violations aka nudes

    • @oliviarichman6035
      @oliviarichman6035 2 года назад +45

      hinge already allows video

    • @jungtothehuimang
      @jungtothehuimang 2 года назад +38

      @@oliviarichman6035 dear God

    • @imsotiredofthiscrap2341
      @imsotiredofthiscrap2341 2 года назад +15

      @@oliviarichman6035 oh dear god

  • @itsmefm
    @itsmefm 2 года назад +550

    I mean, in Hinge's defense, it was a good idea in theory
    In practice it's pure comedic gold lol

    • @AndromedaD
      @AndromedaD 2 года назад +28

      I do kind of like hearing people's voices and laughter

    • @r4.v3n
      @r4.v3n 2 года назад +4

      Gooooooold

    • @itsmefm
      @itsmefm 2 года назад +8

      @@r4.v3n you might say... It's premium 😂

    • @itsmefm
      @itsmefm 2 года назад +13

      @@AndromedaD yeah absolutely, it takes a bit of the nervousness out of meeting someone new if they've already heard what you sound like

    • @Thepriestessdeath
      @Thepriestessdeath 2 года назад +1

      I love the idea!

  • @chuuyuz
    @chuuyuz Год назад +6

    8:09 i didnt understand it at first and i was so confused on why he was lisiting countries then i understood when he said saudi arabia

  • @kizface3918
    @kizface3918 2 года назад +10

    As a dog owner I'd like to point out that we do understand some barks. The one that means 'somebody's at the door' sounds slightly different to 'I just saw a cat in the garden' or 'I'm excited about going walkies'

    • @xoliacosta3368
      @xoliacosta3368 7 дней назад

      wait actually??? but like that would be dog-specific for sure right?

  • @themarquess
    @themarquess 2 года назад +548

    Jarvis, you're on dating apps?! But what about our parasocial relationship? You told me I was gold! Why am I not enough for you?!

    • @cicilg
      @cicilg 2 года назад +50

      He's poly

    • @casadastraphobia
      @casadastraphobia 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@cicilgthere is plenty to go around

    • @fromloverboy
      @fromloverboy 3 месяца назад +1

      @@cicilgi cannot explain how much this killed me

  • @guppy8073
    @guppy8073 2 года назад +686

    11:24 the amount of McElroy material that goes viral beyond their fanbase is astounding. sometimes it feels like they’re the hidden shadow masters of meme culture

    • @LemonArsonist
      @LemonArsonist 2 года назад +86

      No idea what you mean. Unrelated but I'm gonna go eat some berries and cream

    • @guppy8073
      @guppy8073 2 года назад +44

      i still remember the feeling of listening to TAZ: balance, watching the entire mbmbam tv show, then stumbling upon a griffin vine comp and finally realizing he was the “i don’t understand this meme and at this point im too scared to ask” man this whole time

    • @Alyssa-sn9fp
      @Alyssa-sn9fp 2 года назад +6

      They genuinely are

    • @sicko033
      @sicko033 2 года назад +10

      they’re my heroes. my sense of humor has been built up by them

    • @ollieno971
      @ollieno971 2 года назад +4

      RIGHT. They could have been fans too tho

  • @prettysparklez1195
    @prettysparklez1195 Год назад +23

    9:00 is it bad that this actually made me laugh lol like i actually think that ones kinda cute

    • @callmecharlie4250
      @callmecharlie4250 9 дней назад +1

      nah it was kind of cute. I understand having to go for the obvious joke, appreciate the apology for said joke, and get a genuine vibe over all.

  • @nabilamiah3814
    @nabilamiah3814 2 года назад +19

    Jarvis's face at 12:11 tore me up with laughter

  • @fyrefrost1898
    @fyrefrost1898 2 года назад +496

    The "second mama" thing, I didn't even clock at first that it was talking about a side chick, the first thing my mind went to was like a single mother looking for someone willing to help raise her child and then the second thing was "I want you to act as a surrogate mother figure to me???" like some Christian Grey shit lmao

    • @katy366
      @katy366 2 года назад +9

      I did not twig this till I read your comment so like, same (I thought it was along the lines of your second thing)

    • @ollieno971
      @ollieno971 2 года назад +2

      RIGHT

    • @kendra4932
      @kendra4932 2 года назад +68

      I thought it was just him admitting that he needs to be taken care of like a child lol. Like he needs a gf who can act like a mom because he wont do chores or cook ☠️

    • @mmybickers
      @mmybickers 2 года назад +14

      I, too, thought it was a single lesbian mother

    • @lexslater2747
      @lexslater2747 2 года назад +22

      honestly i really just assumed it was like a single parent in general. like a "hey, i have a child and my ex is still in the picture because we're raising this kid together"

  • @OhimeSama2019
    @OhimeSama2019 2 года назад +435

    I'm so mad at myself for not thinking to screen record some of the ish I'd seen on Hinge because I've heard audio that's WAY more cringe than this stuff. One guy's audio was like... he was doing sort of a low, mumbling cartoony creep kind of voice and was saying something to the effect of "hey little kitty, come to daddy, I'm going to eat you up little girl~" and was cackling manically the whole time. I looked at the rest of his profile to see if it was a bad attempt at a joke (or maybe a very niche kink thing???) but I think he was just legitimately crazy.

    • @Purplesquigglystripe
      @Purplesquigglystripe 2 года назад +75

      Now that’s unhinged

    • @orangestars701
      @orangestars701 2 года назад +32

      Ngl I’m a lil mad at you too for not sharing the cringe! 😂

    • @cherryvoid5238
      @cherryvoid5238 2 года назад +31

      and he thought that would appeal to women ? lol I wonder what he looked like whilst doing it

  • @themagicalfruit
    @themagicalfruit 2 года назад +12

    5:31 my dog needed a trigger warning lmao

  • @freeky273
    @freeky273 2 года назад +13

    Jarvis, you sound just like Moss (Richard Ayoade) when you are doing your accent bit in appx. 4:00 :D

  • @lauratroy13
    @lauratroy13 2 года назад +1263

    Okay but genuinely Jacob sounded sympathetic to me. The way he talked and backtracked the daddy thing was cute 'I'm sry i got excited' 😁

    • @honeybat8803
      @honeybat8803 2 года назад +83

      Reminded me of my (genuinely toxic & fucked up / shitty) ex a bit tbh… 😬. But anyways..
      imo, the way he said it made it sound like he was TRYING to make you think he’s cute & apologetic, etc.
      Like he definitely did/said that intentionally. (Also, he probably didn’t “think of” or consciously decide to do that, but I do think that - even subconsciously, or to some degree / on some kind of level - his intention WAS to make you feel some kind of way / see him a certain way). Which to me just seems kinda disingenuous, or even a little emotionally “manipulative” (for lack of a better term/word).
      But idk 🤷 maybe I’m wrong or just seeing him in a more negative light, due to him reminding me of my ex .? I don’t think that’s the case, but who knows.
      Irregardless, I just got major bad vibes from him & his “2nd half” of the clip. 🚩
      🌸
      But I can see how/why u found it cute. No hate to u. 💕

    • @lebeleb
      @lebeleb 2 года назад +7

      nooooo

    • @azul9655
      @azul9655 2 года назад +23

      He was cringy in my opinion

    • @honeybat8803
      @honeybat8803 2 года назад

      @@azul9655 exactly

    • @MisterDoctorBaconman
      @MisterDoctorBaconman 2 года назад +38

      A nuance I would add is that everyone is trying to project some positive qualities on a dating app, that's just how the "market" works there. What makes it feel like a red flag to me is the knowledge that you have multiple chances to record whatever you want, and that was the chosen take. That is what makes it clear that the intention was to project an approachable, awkward, and self aware persona, which to me is indeed a bad sign because if those are the best qualities you can think to put forward about yourself I have to wonder why. One could give the benefit of the doubt that it's just a random funny joke, but it feels more likely to be someone who has learned that "self awareness" makes a good mask for behaviors they know are unacceptable or negative.

  • @sawyerblossom7244
    @sawyerblossom7244 2 года назад +941

    My spoken prompt is about how I think we as a society should acknowledge that Dr. Seuss was probs a furry but no one wants to admit it, so I can see why this is a weird app design tbh

    • @mariaguglielmo1532
      @mariaguglielmo1532 2 года назад +60

      SPEAK THE TRUTH

    • @xandermin
      @xandermin 2 года назад +28

      BUT YOU'RE SO RIGHT!!!

    • @headfangs
      @headfangs 2 года назад +20

      Osamu Tezuka definitely was, as his daughter discovered after his death

    • @abbeycat2543
      @abbeycat2543 2 года назад +9

      I'm interested!! Why was he probably a furry? Maybe I'm just not cultured enough in Dr. Seuss lore :)))
      [no hate, nor judgement intended by this comment!]

    • @SM-yz4hi
      @SM-yz4hi 2 года назад +25

      @Abbey Cat
      look at his book characters. He draws like… _exclusively_ anthropomorphic animals

  • @damntae6540
    @damntae6540 2 года назад +6

    11:36 the one time I finally by goldfish to eat someone else is going exact same. Literally muchin as this happens

  • @purplespades9632
    @purplespades9632 2 года назад +10

    4:58 It could've been funny if he did an impression of Detective Pikachu.

  • @prettygurls
    @prettygurls 2 года назад +842

    Jarvis is trying his best.

  • @MissMadeleineSwann
    @MissMadeleineSwann 2 года назад +211

    I can really see the facial expression of the "gonna have to figure that out" guy

  • @ursulagudz
    @ursulagudz 2 года назад +10

    5:55 you could say.. your biggest risk was taking that video
    /j funniest video I've seen all day dude

  • @hannahmilby4870
    @hannahmilby4870 Год назад +41

    This is the first time Jarvis saying “it’s free” didn’t sound like a scam. Very reassuring

  • @ltihaompson
    @ltihaompson 2 года назад +363

    For the "second mama" one, I interpreted that as a mom looking for another woman that wanted to help raise her kid and being transparent about it

  • @eq4742
    @eq4742 2 года назад +849

    Sorry Jarvis, but I think this video is a bit too gold for me. I've been blinded by the light shining off of your great content. I need you to stop.

    • @eq4742
      @eq4742 2 года назад +30

      In all honesty, please don't stop. Your videos are great and you are great. Keep being great!

    • @1_FLASKFAN
      @1_FLASKFAN 2 года назад +12

      @@eq4742 keep be gold

    • @eq4742
      @eq4742 2 года назад +7

      @@1_FLASKFAN I couldn't have said it better myself

    • @phosphenevision
      @phosphenevision 2 года назад +12

      Time to upgrade your glasses, you need a premium prescription

  • @cassidyconroy4101
    @cassidyconroy4101 Год назад +3

    5:27 holy shit I haven't cried laughing so hard in a long time. Unbridled chaos

  • @kennedyb.gayming9954
    @kennedyb.gayming9954 2 года назад +7

    The most unhinged audio Ive encountered on Hinge was a girl just really into SNL she was defending SNL for her life for 30 seconds

  • @Leftoverrrpizzza
    @Leftoverrrpizzza 2 года назад +187

    Bold of Jarvis to wear a shirt that says “milk”

  • @Jordynmco
    @Jordynmco 2 года назад +388

    im sorry but a man with a proper british accent saying the phrase "blow your back out" is perhaps the fucking funniest and cringiest thing i have ever heard

    • @lissq2769
      @lissq2769 2 года назад +2

      🙄

    • @whatcanidooo
      @whatcanidooo 2 года назад +43

      Dude my garbage brain legitimately found it endearing this is why I probably shouldn't use dating apps lmao

    • @dearoldmold
      @dearoldmold 2 года назад +30

      @@lissq2769 Thanks, Liss Q. Very cool.

    • @Thepriestessdeath
      @Thepriestessdeath 2 года назад +6

      It was just the accent…

    • @JohnDoe-hj9fh
      @JohnDoe-hj9fh 2 года назад +12

      Did you not think British people use the same words as everyone else or?

  • @toastandbutter7367
    @toastandbutter7367 2 года назад +7

    9:55 how dors he know what the word is....? Jarvis, do you know the rap??

  • @surphmespicy1598
    @surphmespicy1598 2 года назад +9

    good thing about this voice feature is that you can get a decent idea of someone's personality. it's more obvious who to avoid

  • @gretagoogames
    @gretagoogames 2 года назад +372

    POV: you’re a golden guest and Jarvis laid out the golden carpet for you

  • @Gaaraloverr1
    @Gaaraloverr1 2 года назад +569

    In this house, we respect Jacob and his attempt at making a “daddy” joke 🙌🏼

  • @danhatter6823
    @danhatter6823 Год назад +8

    This is what my father would call “one of those ‘good on paper’ ideas.”

  • @amelia3146
    @amelia3146 2 года назад +6

    I actually love the “daddy” one lol. I especially love the “sorry-I got excited-“
    lmfao

  • @guinevere1165
    @guinevere1165 2 года назад +148

    My voice message was just me asking someone to take me on a date in the forest to look at cool bugs and I met my boyfriend through it. Surprised I wasn't murdered tbh

    • @cgohoh
      @cgohoh Год назад +12

      Exception not the rule. Ladies do not try this.

  • @jakegggggggggggg
    @jakegggggggggggg 2 года назад +259

    I feel like your audio clip says "ha ha, yes I'm showing that I'm funny, but also that I'm self-aware enough to not fully commit and make a fool of myself" Something I would do. Just like all the other clips, I don't think there's one best way to handle it.

    • @saullandiof5768
      @saullandiof5768 6 месяцев назад +1

      His audio clip is more cringe any of the others he was critiquing

  • @inezketchup
    @inezketchup 2 года назад +5

    The daddy one was the same kind of humour as jarviss Australian bit

  • @mcarlisle3559
    @mcarlisle3559 2 года назад +4

    this is making me rethink my own hinge audio message, like maybe instead of using it as an opportunity to say more stuff about me i can try out my middling The Room impression

  • @MaddyBlu9724
    @MaddyBlu9724 2 года назад +165

    I like the idea of audio messages, it lets personality show in a way you couldn't over text, but I think most people would struggle to not sound stilted delivering them.

  • @identitycrisis7886
    @identitycrisis7886 2 года назад +220

    jarvis, you’re gold too.

  • @tamireznatividade5904
    @tamireznatividade5904 Год назад +5

    8:14 hey thats where im from...nice...mozambique... :)

  • @tylerdoesstuff6834
    @tylerdoesstuff6834 2 года назад +3

    Honestly, Jarvis' message was so Jarvis. Like that really does show what he's like, I love it.

  • @lsbigshot
    @lsbigshot 2 года назад +440

    Those audio messages sure are unhinged, aren't they?

    • @aimemaggie
      @aimemaggie 2 года назад +6

      this made my day

    • @theawkweirdchild4675
      @theawkweirdchild4675 2 года назад

      👏👏👏

    • @Softbee13
      @Softbee13 2 года назад

      Onhinged lol

    • @azul9655
      @azul9655 2 года назад +3

      I feel dumb cause I don't get the joke :(

    • @Softbee13
      @Softbee13 2 года назад +2

      @@azul9655 the dating app is called Hinge (: you aren’t dumb!

  • @baileybrian9560
    @baileybrian9560 2 года назад +325

    Perfect excuse for using hinge: my cat walked on my keyboard and accidently signed me up for hinge, but i decided to keep it as a joke 🤷

  • @dcornect53
    @dcornect53 Год назад +5

    If I had this dating app, my audio responses would be ethereal muttering, demonic screeching, and growling from the abyss. After all, if you don't love me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best.

  • @allyoopintheair972
    @allyoopintheair972 Год назад +5

    Coming from someone whos on these apps...the audio messages are extremely entertaining and you always get a good laugh .....

  • @TheNinjapancake14
    @TheNinjapancake14 2 года назад +122

    I'm never adding an audio message. Once this update came in I started passing on matches more, because the things people feel emboldened to say...

    • @mjjjermaine
      @mjjjermaine 2 года назад +84

      I kinda love it cause it lets me know exactly who to avoid based on the message

    • @TheNinjapancake14
      @TheNinjapancake14 2 года назад +17

      @@mjjjermaine This is true, and I'm glad for it. The one Jarvis has isn't that bad either, so I guess there's the pros and cons

    • @mjjjermaine
      @mjjjermaine 2 года назад +9

      @@TheNinjapancake14 yeah definitely pros and cons, I completely understand wanting to avoid them completely

  • @Steffheff317
    @Steffheff317 2 года назад +69

    My friend showed me one where the prompt was “what is your love language..?” And he responded with “my love language is English” 🤦🏻‍♀️

  • @komos3719
    @komos3719 2 года назад +1

    It does actually help you discern the type of person you're up against (idk how to phrase that less like you're going into battle)

  • @ineversleep7187
    @ineversleep7187 22 часа назад

    The Austin Power Goldmember movie always traces back to me like it’s something that’s significant in my life

  • @avicdear6529
    @avicdear6529 2 года назад +15

    6:20
    This one hits very different when your name is Georgia

  • @magstpwk
    @magstpwk 2 года назад +163

    7:26 happened to me and they didn't tell me until we had been seeing each other for four months and I had stated I was only interested in a monogamous relationship so best of luck to their other partners & I hope they've worked on communication

    • @joelle4226
      @joelle4226 2 года назад +8

      That sucks!

    • @keyofallworlds7549
      @keyofallworlds7549 2 года назад +7

      Omg I’m so sorry :( That’s totally not cool

    • @Punkini
      @Punkini 2 года назад +6

      So they just like cheating? Lol

    • @magstpwk
      @magstpwk 2 года назад +3

      @@Punkini It depends, we hadn’t defined the relationship. But yes if we were and he didn’t tell all of his partners it was. I have a friend who is poly and talks about how open their communication is so I don’t think he fully understood what that kind of relationship entailed.

    • @mollyallen2400
      @mollyallen2400 2 года назад +4

      @@magstpwk Sounds like even if he had told his partners, he hadn't been honest with or respected you because you'd already made your intentions/needs clear. Not cool. Things like that bum me out! Sorry for you.

  • @Sakura8421
    @Sakura8421 Год назад +5

    8:45 - the “Jacob” you see in the comments

  • @ducktelepathy8352
    @ducktelepathy8352 Год назад

    This would have been an interesting feature to have back when I was on dating apps, because I remember being shocked by how gentle and kind my partner’s voice was when we first FaceTimed. It definitely changed my perspective of the text chats we’d had up to that point (for the better)

  • @starryeyedtarot8876
    @starryeyedtarot8876 2 года назад +371

    I would 100% swipe right on you, my good man. You're doin' just GOLDEN.

    • @starryeyedtarot8876
      @starryeyedtarot8876 Год назад

      @@sarahbarges oh DAMN?! Word. That’s not awesome! You stay golden, girl

  • @sullensleaze
    @sullensleaze 2 года назад +97

    i think the voice feature is an easy way to tell what type of person they are before messaging. so pro.

  • @abistoxks
    @abistoxks Год назад +5

    The one with the girl and the fire alarm made me laugh so hard

  • @BreezyStreamy
    @BreezyStreamy 2 года назад +1

    I definitely understand different barks from my dog. She has distinct barks for outside, stranger, hungry, etc. I feel like most people recognize this if they've spent a day around a dog.

  • @baileynicole1824
    @baileynicole1824 2 года назад +65

    My entire experience with dating apps can be summed up to: Well I like my profile at least.

    • @cherryvoid5238
      @cherryvoid5238 2 года назад +3

      yep me too 😂😭

    • @valaya.3
      @valaya.3 2 года назад +1

      Love that for you haha

    • @ange_109
      @ange_109 2 года назад +4

      It's a personal project that I'm proud of 😊

  • @Primalintent
    @Primalintent 2 года назад +167

    The "Dog Vote" guy was quoting Monster Factory's Second Life series. If you haven't seen it I recommend, it's probably the funniest one they did. But it was Griffin McElroy yelling it at a super-serious MENSA-style social club...in Second Life.

    • @labellelace
      @labellelace 2 года назад +13

      deffo one of my faves, but this is slander on The Final Pam and the Fallout 4 series which makes me cry real actual tears lol. tbh best way to consume monster factory is the entire playlist front to back, n hope that you miraculously get an extra video that way again haha

    • @sicko033
      @sicko033 2 года назад +3

      i adore the mcelroys, especially monster factory and mbmbam. griffin’s sense of humor is so wild

    • @EpiphanyDraws
      @EpiphanyDraws 2 года назад +10

      @@labellelace this is spore erasure and i wont stand for it. praise jaam

    • @ollieno971
      @ollieno971 2 года назад +8

      @@EpiphanyDraws also the mii sports one with griffin playing basket ball and yelling “KOBE” while missing every single one

    • @labellelace
      @labellelace 2 года назад +2

      @@EpiphanyDraws nah nah listen i almost said jAam i love them w all my cold heart (◡ ‿ ◡ ✿)

  • @SilverDragonJay
    @SilverDragonJay 2 года назад

    I've been here a few times, but that distant gooooooooold in the beginning always makes me smile.
    also thanks for reminding my why I ditch all my dating profiles within a day or two of making them, idk I just dislike how people act on there.

  • @Marialeecha
    @Marialeecha Год назад

    Ahh I love rewatching this video

  • @safabekr
    @safabekr 2 года назад +38

    Of course I understand some dog barks, my dog had the “throw the toy” bark and the “let me outside” bark and the “OH MY GOD THERES A DOG WALKING BY CODE RED” bark

    • @triantafelidesfox8344
      @triantafelidesfox8344 2 года назад +7

      Yeah pet owners usually recognize the distinct noises their pets make as general meanings! Like how my dog SNEEZES at me to tell me to take him on a walk. It’s not a bark but it’s a VERY loud sneeze.

    • @safabekr
      @safabekr 2 года назад +1

      @@triantafelidesfox8344 That’s adorable 😭 Mine would start sneezing when he was really excited