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@@thatonedude6720W H A T
“I don’t post my girls on social media” has such “she goes to another school” energy 😭😭
Frr
😂😂
omg i was thinking the same thing
Like it’s a good idea to not post people without their consent but we’ve established he doesn’t care about that so clearly there’s an ulterior motive
🤣🤣🤣
The guy blocked me on tiktok because I told him that his name “alpha dom” was a term used in gay werewolf fanfiction 😭
Oh, I love that!
THANK YOU, I watched a video about that whole universe and now it's all I think of when I hear his name
you win
HELP
LMAOO
"you have to come to my house to find out" is immediately concerning to literally any woman alive
Fr. My blood went cold when he said that despite so many layers of separation
Right I was waiting for the next line to be wanna see my white van
I bet he doesn't own a house and makes his videos in his car so his parents won't hear his nonsense.
@@daminox💯💯💯🎯😂😂😂
I would be running the other way
"You wanna know what I did with her later?"
Uh....is she still walking amongst the living?
“You’re ah…you’re not answering, man. Where is she? Is she…is she at least in one piece? Oop, that’s a finger-“
@@Werewolf.with.Internet.AccessONE PIECE??? THE ONE PIECE IS REAL (my brain is rotting)
BIG "he actually killed her" energy
🤣🤣🤣
if this wasn’t fake it’d def be a direct upload to dateline
"y-yeah I totally have like six girlfriends, they all just go to different uhhhh social media platforms"
This is the modern day version of having a girlfriend who lives in Canada
@@cambuck2231or the "she goes to another school"
All those social media platforms are in Canada.
You've probably never heard of them.
@@cambuck2231 That is indeed the joke OP was referencing lol
Modern incarnation of “these are my three girlfriends. And yes, they smoke weed”
(If you know you know lol)
the 6 girlfriends thing is such a like, preschool-level flex. like you just found out what a “girlfriend” is (and that having one is good) and you know more is ALWAYS better, but you can only count to 6
this is such an accurate description its making me laugh 💀💀
5 wasn’t impressive enough and 7 would’ve seemed like a lie… 6 was the sweet spot 😂
as someone who’s poly, my TWO (2) relationships is a lot of work, let alone 6
"Well I have eleventy five so I have more 😌" would be considered a decent rebuttal to them too.
I have 10 tetrated to ten girlfriends
No existing computer can calculate that amount.
Selling a course for 109$
You cannot convince me that this man has never been pepper-sprayed
If he hasn't, I'll volunteer to do it just to make it true.
@@SailorOrbiter if you haven't been stoned , i will volunteer sweetheart
@@bavarianmotorworksbmw5064 Hey guys look, it's his burner account
@@bavarianmotorworksbmw5064 stoned?
@@bavarianmotorworksbmw5064 found the creep
I asked my 8 supermodel billionaire submissive girlfriends what they thought and they all think this is BS.
do they smoke weed?
I asked my 3 weed smoking girlfriends what they thought and they all think this is BS
@@snailb0yyou understand me 🤝
@@iyzqxHAHAHAHA i was just about to comment this
@@iyzqxim so happy i opened this thread and saw this, exactly what i was thinking of 😭😭
the six lawyers and doctors he’s seeing are court appointed psychologists and prosecutors
Under rated comment 😂
Omg yes 😂😂😂😂😂
LMAOOOOO
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Best comment! 😂😂👍
“You don’t always have to accept her rejection” is giving off major assaulter vibes
If she says "no" that really means she obviously wants to fuck so just keep pushing it until the cops are called. (probably a quote by him)
this is why everyone should buy bear spray
Bro really said "Dear FBI agent watching my search history, chuck me on a list mate"
OHHH HEEELL NOOAAAWWWWW
@@Liliputian07 Bear spray is crazy lmao
I actually broke up with a guy once and he just said "i don't accept that".
We dated for an extra week to "work things out" but it was just because i was genuinely concerned for my life after "i don't accept that."
Damn that sucks, hope ur doing better
I've had that situation too. Ended up breaking up with him again a week later and got a very stern "Are you sure? I won't take you back after you regret this, you know." And then after I said I was sure enough times, he relented and started crying about how I was his last chance and he'll always be alone now and he was best off doing the game-over... I ended up calling the cops for a wellness check on him later because he had a history of acting on those urges. :/
it makes me really mad there are so many movies and series where a guy says that and goes on a monologue about how much he's a mess with a big heart and the girl suddenly changes her mind. it normalizes it and glorifies it even, disgusting
@@clocksideNAHHHHH 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
@@earldlane I have a history of mental health struggles myself (combination of genetics and generational trauma x-x) so I am very aware how having that history isn't itself a reason to not date someone. I learned my lesson very quickly about what kinds of behavior (past and/or present) ARE red flags though. Needless to say I'm not nearly as naive as to give another "game-over attempt by cop" felon a chance. 💀 (Red flag: the selfishness required to involve others that way. Surprise surprise, he was grossly self-absorbed and didn't care about me or others beyond our impact on him in most any other situation either. :/)
I was lucky to have noped the f out of that relationship within just a month. I don't want to know how much more dangerous it would have gotten had I not figured it out sooner. As it is, it's been something like 8-9.5 years and I still avoid the general area he lived out of fear of running into him and being unable to get away. (He almost surely still lives there and (unrelated to any of this) I have since become disabled with limited mobility.)
"We're having a bit of fun."
No, you are having fun. She is terrified. Do you think the mouse is having fun in the cat's claws?
Damn, that lines cold af
So when are you going to evolve into garadose
@@kusumyadav6145 Never. I enjoy disappointing everyone.
@@reganroar0022 ur a real one for that, stay strong magikarp
“You’d have to be okay with kink” yeah bc a great kink partner is one who opens the conversation by not even respecting the most simple boundary
Right? I definitely trust a kink partner that has not a single clue that kink is based entirely on communication, trust and respect and that if someone says no it's a fucking no 😅
I wouldn’t be surprised if he came out with a video like “you don’t need to accept her safe word”
@@Militant_Vegan omg absolutely, I wouldn't be surprised either. Tbh he gives off the vibe that he doesn't even allow his subs safewords or to say no to something/have limits with something. Just- no one actually skilled in kink would talk like this about women and sex in general.
I know right because clearly the best time to bring up and demand she be part of your kinks is right after she already told you no the first time.
You can tell he has never had that type of relationship, he isn't respectful enough. I hope no one ever gets in that situation with him, it's a scary thought.
This kind of thing is so genuinely depressing to me. Sitting in your car, rambling about your (made-up) romantic and sexual success, deliberately presenting yourself in a way that pisses people off and inspires them to attack you. Just seems like an incredibly sad life.
You don’t realize how many actually enjoy listening to them and follow their guides.
I get a lot of it comes from insecurity and these dudes obviously have problems but the fact that it’s reinforced by others is INSANE. The people watching even! Their ideas are also reinforced by people like this and ITS NOT OKAY.
It’s survival of the fittest but still, I can’t help but sympathize with some dude who cannot decide from right and wrong to then be “red pilled” into believing whatever these “dating coaches” say.
@@D44RK_Iced_Yogsit's also insanely scary and now we know why incel culture is so much bigger than it should be.
@@D44RK_Iced_YogsI get the sympathy. It sucks to watch anyone crash and burn, especially when they *could* possibly get better if given the chance.
@@D44RK_Iced_Yogs We need guys to encourage other guys to do better, since they won’t listen to women.
Im pretty sure a lot of people watch others rant on tiktok in their own house and car. So that isnt really depressing bud😂
Her: "I reject you rejecting my rejection"
Him: "oh shit now what?"
That's when the mastery of ropes comes into play. And duct tape, that stops any rejection in its tracks. The word "no" is just a challenge!!
@@LunarEleven just saying....
What about knives.
I reject you rejecting me rejecting your rejection
This guy has been around for months. I decided to hate-watch one of his tiktok lives one time and he was with one of his “girlfriends” that was sleeping on his chest/shoulder. The chat just kept saying, “show us ur girl”, as she was somewhat out of sight, except her hair. He kept rejecting and saying, “no, she’s sleeping” and “no, she’s really drunk, we just got done partying”. But after the chat kept bullying him about it, he gave in. When I tell you I was actually worried for that girls safety because she looked DRUGGED. Like he would only show her for like a split second and she did not look like she was just “sleeping”. I know he said that they got done partying, but he was not slurring a single word; why is she the only one “drunk”? Every time he would try to move her or speak to her, she would just murmur out unintelligible things. After the chat started questioning if she was alright, he stopped showing her and started getting defensive. He ended the live shortly after. As for the girl, I don’t know anything about her as he didn’t say her name or really show that much of her. I really hope she was just sleeping and not being forced to be there.
I hoped it would ended with people figured out from the micro second he showed her that it was a poorly disguised doll with a wig or something. But when you said that it actually was a human being that is unconscious or barely conscious made it a lot more creepy.
WOW! What a POS!
I mean there's a huge difference between asleep and drugged. And if you think of it in the context of being inches away from someone moving and talking, you'll probably be woken up by them. So if she looked drugged then she was... Oh my God. Guys ruining another person's life because he gotta have that rizz. Like pay a prostitute!
If true, this very much should be get investigated.
Uh that is fucking terrifying. Do tiktok lives get saved or are they gone once they stop filming? I don't understand tiktok but that feels like potential evidence for a criminal case
Man this is sad and very unsettling
"i dont respect womens boundaries or the word 'no'" followed by "you gotta be okay with kink" is NUTS jesus christ 😭
Yeah, there is no shot this man is actually involved in the kink community. Maybe he practices "kink" (read: abuse) but if he cant respect boundaries in casual conversation, there is no way that he is practicing Risk Aware Consensual Kink
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I would laugh so hard in his face and STILL reject him consistently until he walked away. guys like this are making us all bitchier
fr like no means no unless you’ve already agreed on what a replacement word for no is for an already agreed upon kink dynamic
dude's trying to live life like he's in The Sims "oh you rejected me? let me do a bunch of joke socials real quick to get that friendship bar up, NOW you can't reject me"
this dude played too much checkers as a kid. Not even chess
Omg the sims bar reference
Oh... you still rejected me?
Okay it's MCCC time
then they say they arent attracted to whatever gender you are
*cas.fulleditmode*
/j even when that happens i take their rejection
@@greghenderson460I happen to see this comment while I’m tinkering with MCCC settings 😂😂😂
The blatant disregard for women's decisions and consent, coercing women and not only bragging about it after but trying to teach others how to, is just absolutely insane.
Women don’t treat most men like humans, with respect and dignity. We only care about issues when they affect women. There’s zero empathy for men
Men 😐
men like this should not be allowed to roam the streets freely
"You wanna know what I did with her later?" My guy I think the cops want to know what you did with her
"You dont need to accept her rejection" IS CRAZYYY wtf💀💀💀
Sounds like a good way to earn a restraining order
Frfr
straight up felony 💀💀💀
"How to get a lifetime in jail speedrun lifehack tutorial"
Predator advice?
The fact that he tries to presume with being a dom and a BDSM master is a fucking red flag, because in that community anyone who knows anything and is actually a respectable human being knows better than ANYONE that clear consent and boundaries are important (they're important in all contexts but the inherent dangerous nature of BDSM makes it fundamental at all times)
^ this guy BDSMs
Dude has too much of pathetic aura to be an actual dom too, lol - people forget that actual doms, the good ones, are often extremely chill and nice, not fucking hyperaggressive
99% chance this dude has no experience with any sort of bdsm play. He's basing all his "knowledge" of sex, relationships, and women from porn.
@@kab9706 no its definitely fanfiction and hentai. dude definitely watches my hero academia pron
BDSM: "Remember the three rules: Safe, Sane, and Consensual."
Alpha Dom: "Sex, sex, and combat her rejections until she sleeps with me?"
BDSM: "NO"
The kink community doesn’t claim him in fact I don’t think they’ll let him in in any kinky space with that behaviour
oh absolutely not. he would be swiftly removed from any in person event the moment anyone with any kind of authority caught wind he was behaving in this manner.
Absolutely not. Consent is one of the most important things in the kink community. Even in a CNC roleplay it only works if that first c is there, otherwise it's not that it's just what is being roleplayed(no that wouldn't make it more fun, that would be like saying the children would have more fun with their cops and robber's game if the guns were real. I can't express the depths of no there). If the partner doesn't want you to do it it's not kink it's just assault
aside from the assault vibes he strongly gives off he also gives off the "I did this and everyone got up and applauded me" vibe
So according to this dude, he has:
- 6 women dating him
- All 6 are lawyers/doctors/business owners
- All 6 are submissive, hence don’t want to be on TikTok so they don’t get exposed for that
- All that while his job is filming in his Honda trying to push a “dating” course, getting 120 likes on a post
If you were wondering where that kid from high school who always had girlfriends from other schools is now, we found him. That’s that kid grown up.
Best case scenario for this dude is that he is FWB with 6 girls who are maybe successful, but they don't want to be his sugar mommy or associated with him whatsoever. But, overall, that would be far more sad than full out lying.
What, you don’t believe him, but pfft
@@spOOkytimesHe doesn't. He looks like a moronic neck beard. No woman is giving him attention unless he's paying extra.
@@spOOkytimes there is no chance this guy even knows 6 women who arent related to him lmfao
@@ypp0p maybe that's why they don't want to get exposed... Alabama type beat
A lot of these gurus also hire sex workers for their promotions.
My favorite one is when these 2 guys had a caption like
"Look at these bitches, they cant stay away from our money"
and the top comment was a girl saying "actually, we are sex workers and they hired us because nobody wanted to do their promo"
and here we encounter a massive problem with sex work
"they can't stay away from our money (because we're paying them)"
@@banditq8991nah I think the only problem in sex work is the people who exploit sex workers-not the people trying to earn a living :)
Andrew Tate?
"look at these McDonalds employees lmao, i'm running this crazy scam on them where they give me as many burgers as i want in exchange for these dumb little pieces of paper with pictures of the dead on them"
omg i just watched Swell Entertainment's video covering this guy and his course. You blew my mind with the whole "people like this film in their car because their rooms are reflective of their true selves" DUDE that is how i will view all these guys going forward
Wait until you see the floor of their car
@@johnrivers3813I was just thinking to myself how dirty that car actually is
What i find funny about his "actually it probably wouldn't work out" thing is that when people try this on me, im oblivious so i get relieved that its mutually beneficial.
"Awesome. Im glad, you aren't hurt by my rejection because you already have a lot going on."
It's giving 'my three weed smoking girlfriends'
HAAAAA
And yes, they smoke bunts
I was thinking this and scrolled so long to find this comment lolll
@@creaturehandsWeed bunts that is. Can’t forget to specify
They all smoke weed bunts before we kiss. (They are my girlfriends)
im still floored by the fact that there's an entire industry built around men telling other men how (they think) women's minds work. Like they won't listen to women at all about what they want, only a man could know those things. They seem to think either women arent intellectually capable of understanding their own minds, or that they're lying about their own desires to avoid being... dated?
"You dont ask a fish how to catch fish" why do men like this compare dating a woman to... capturing an animal to eat it.
A fish doesn't want to be caught. Women want to find a decent guy to date.
Like they literally made a (not well aged) movie about men just not understanding what women want and omg! Women are nuanced and every PERSON has totally different wants and needs
The fish doesn't have the capacity to understand what the fishermen did since they live on different planes. We are literally RIGHT NEXT to them and seeing them fail miserably, yet they still want to act like they are such masterminds that are above everything else
there's also literally a common saying that to catch a fish you have to think like a fish so that doesn't even work anyway
@@rebeccahicks2392 Aha, but they're not decent guys, so they have to resort to this kind of bullshit. They never answer the question 'why won't women date me?' with 'maybe I'm the problem.'
When you said “Dommy Daddy” I screamed in horror I did not expect you to commit to the bit but I’ve never laughed harder
“I mastered the ropes,” is the MRA version of “I mastered the blade.”
I literally had no idea what he meant and thought he meant wrestling? 😂
"When women meet me, they want to start a non-profit" sounds like a self-own, but I'm not sure how exactly.
He's a charity case. A posterchild for the reasons why we need better mental healthcare. So that he can one day overcome both his delusions and raging insecurities.
He’s got mass sh00ter incel vibes and the women are so relieved to get away alive they start rethinking the purpose of their lives
"For 10 cents a day, this man can finally get the clue he so desperately needs. Call today."
“I inspire pity in women 😎 “
yeah a sexual assault hotline
That whole nonsense about being a "rope master" and having "other women" sounds EXACTLY like what every creepy dude says to try to make himself seem cooler than he actually is. But what they all fail to realize is that it doesn't come across as making them sound cool...they just seem to be desperately overcompensating.
True
FR!! anyone who is actually into those kinds of things does not at all (usually if theyre sane) act like this.
theyre way more respectful, and ESP IF THEYRE A RIGGER (someone sho ties the ropes and things like that) he would be wayyy more respectful and non pushy around boundaries, what he sounds like is a serial killer
It really did feel like a parody of this type of guy up until he started charging money
Yeah, maybe because I'm in my 40s, but it's so obvious this dude has literally zero experience and knows nothing about what he's "talking about". Because honestly, he's not even really talking about it. He's just saying buzzwords. 😂😂😂
Pretty sure this guy is telling the truth though.
It's just that all those other women are in the basement, neatly tied up in a row, until they politely apologize for calling him a creep.
The way I heard “mastering robes” instead of “mastering ropes” and spent the rest of the video imagining this guy in full Franciscan monk get up, surrounded by his harem
I've broken up with a guy who has legitimately told me "I don't accept you breaking up with me" and proceeded to stalk me for the next year in college 🙃 even if this is parody, some people will take his "advice" to heart.
Hey same thing happened to me!
"You do not have to accept her rejection"
Do you want to get maced? cause that's how you get maced.
Dude should be making videos about how to heal your eyes after being maced, something he might actually have knowledge about. Because he knows nothing about women and relationships.
i know mace is a spray defense but i'm imagining the big hammer type of mace
Yes!! Exactly!
@@LaikasFriend that's even better 😂😂😂
@@LaikasFriend is that not what a mace is? I’ve never heard it in any other context
My friend in high school tried to break up with her bf and I'll never forget when she came back to tell me "he said no" to breaking up like bitch what are you okay
This happened to me too haha
@@emma_wozzyThat’s so awful 😭
THIS HAPPENED TO ME TOO 😂😅 and then I couldn’t get him to leave my house 🙃
That's scary!@@alexasinclair8603
yes !! i knew a teenage girl who worked at the same store as me who said this, and i was like “girl there is no ‘saying no’ - you broke up with him! if he’s acting like you’re still together, he’s not ‘saying no,’ he’s in denial! only one person has to break up for it to count!” and thankfully she realized i was right pretty quick lol
"I don't want my girls on social media" is the new "she's from another school"
"you'll have to be okay with kink" is a WILD thing to say to not only a stranger, but a stranger who has already told you she's not interested in having a conversation with you
Yep it’s giving “she consenting to being choked to death”
why am i hearing so many stories of girls getting insulted by being called prude and vanilla....when they are not interested in BDSM....and scared because their boyfriends are suddenly choking them during sex out of nowhere.....even the BDSM community wouldn't like those surprise attacks...where is the pre discussed argument? safe words? limits?
One of my biggest icks is when men say "get women", it's very objectifying and degrading.
Genuinely it really is, like wtf do you mean "get women"?! We aren't pokemon, you don't collect us and keep us.
Fr! I really needed this validation because i truly thought i was weird for finding it gross.
You could say they don’t get women on more ways than one lol
I think "get" in this context just means "get together with" or "get accepted by".
@@HeortirtheWoodwarden we know what it means, it's degrading
“You do not have to accept her rejection” no but you do have to accept this restraining order!!! 😁😁😁
Only in america. What if you run into them in Germany? Im trolling, no means no.
@@areichentalsexual harassment is so funny!! nice joke!!
@@areichentalIt takes a lot to get a restraining order in the US and even then, good luck getting it enforced... so not even here really.
Don’t put it past him
I'm so sick to my stomach of those kinds of dudes.. Even if they themselves don't believe in what they're teaching, they're still planting those seeds into very impressionable minds. It's dangerous. If you go to those lengths for money and fame, them you deserve every bad thing that's coming for you.
I saw some deaf TikTokers explaining that the one-word-at-a-time captions are very difficult to read if you can't also hear, so it's often not even adding accessibility, it's just satiating people's short attention spans. Ever since then, I get so annoyed when I see it... I just hate how much half-assed "accessibility" is everywhere, to make the creator look nice without putting in any actual effort.
It’s terrible for short attention spans too because my adhd ass can’t process it. Full sentences please and while we’re at it I’d appreciate refer white text with a black outline for visibility on any background.
@@SakuraKurosaki10 Omg yes, I hate it when the captions are an unreadable font or color
All of his “girlfriends” being mysteriously unable to appear in his videos is so funny
They go to a different school!!
Seriously. He couldn’t even shell out a few hundred bucks to get some IG “model” to pretend to like him for marketing?
She lives in Canada!
He probably doesn't even know six women outside of his family.
It’s odd isn’t it
I rejected my boyfriend the first time. I liked him, but I wasn't ready to date. He accepted. Asked my consent to check back later. We've been together for 3+ years know and I trust him to respect my boundaries.
In the same period, another dude I met at a conference asked me out. I rejected him too. He didn't accept. He kept pestering me. Totally creeped me out. I wanted us to be friends, because I liked him, but he put me off completely with his inability to respect my decisions.
Dude I literally had the same thing happen to me in high school! One guy was so passive aggressive after I friendzoned him.
Louder for the people in the back
We only care what the girl wants
@@minabotieso6944 No, we care about being told ‘no’. If the guy were to say ‘no’ we care about that as well. Besides why do you wanna keep trying with someone who doesn’t even like you??
@@sunnyandthechlo if things had been in reverse with my bf I would’ve done the same thing he did for me just like you said. “No” is a valid answer and a valid rejection
If a man I was casually chatting with started telling me about his kinks and rope work I would be so upset. What a profound violation of emotional personal space.
It is absolutely cracking me up that he's sitting in the backseat of a car... he's really hanging out the passenger side of his best friend's ride trying to holler at women
And no I don't want no scrub, so he's not getting any love over here 🙅🏿
I used to work at a coffee shop and I dated approximately one (1) of my customers. We broke up because he believed in demons (long story) but he “rejected” the breakup and proceeded to stalk me for six months. Two years later he showed up at my wedding reception to tell my new husband that we were still dating. You know, because he rejected my rejection.
that’s horrible. i hope you and your family are safe from him now
oh god what a creep. i hope you were able to move forward and get the protection/privacy you deserve
As someone who belives in demons, thats a shit excuse for anything (and no im not christian im pagan)
So scary. Hope you’re all safely far away.
There's a strong correlation with anyone that believes in things like that and mental illness.. and this is why.
Ah yes, a man rejecting my rejection and telling me about his BDSM dungeon really levels up my affection points for him. 🙄
That one was insane... So he CAN'T be making it up! I'm on my way to the streets.
@@trashtrash2169 Yes! Has to be true. Fastest way to level up affection.
@@trashtrash2169how else would he get his 6 doctor/lawyer girlfriends?
@@yourshoulderdevil5229 Now we're thinkin' with logic!
I don't think that would work even in porn games
as a latino, chilean and spanish speaker, the moment he intended to speak in spanish I almost got an instant brain tumor
Ugh yes! Spanish is not my first language but I have been learning it for a long time and I want to be fluent one day, and recently I learned about the dangers and disrespect of Mock Spanish. So as soon as the guy did that, I was furious!!
@@abigailr.9601 I mean if I see someone speaking like that It doesn't like "trigger me" perse, but it's just that this guy is so disgusting that I feel disrespected no matter how he speaks hahaha. As far as your own spanish speaking journey, don't feel scared to feel like your disrespectful! Spanish speakers love to see you speak in spanish as long as your not an asshole like this guy
"You have to come to my house to find out"
"Alright, keep your secrets then."
I'm into BDSM but if some dude started hitting on me and then just brings it up out of nowhere after I reject him, I'm running. Idk if the asthma attack from running kills me, but at least I'd be away from him.
same here, that is SO CREEPY, and honestly, guys eho unwarranted bring up that kind of stuff and proudly proclaim they have many women and they know so much immediately guve me abuser and kidnapper vibes, like bro is NOT okay he is going to hurt someone
lol I’m a bisexual dude and I second
Yeah, we don't preach safe, sane and consensual for nothing. This dude's got a strike on all three. Also, if this "rope master" can tie even a half-decent bowline, I'll eat my own foot.
Bro doesn’t even have space for a home office to record his videos in. Why would I believe that he has a sex dungeon or whatever
That's probably what he used all his remaining space for and that's why he's out recording his unhinged rants in the car.
It's in the trunk.
his office IS his sex dungeon
Dude, I love how Jarvis can look at the horrible things people are doing and understand that he's giving in if he gets mad, and instead just has a giggle about how silly it is that people are really like this. He just has a laugh, looking at people doin' silly stupid things. The way he tackles like a Disney villain at 13:05 man.
femtanyl pfp : )
okay i think youtube suppressed my comment complementing ur pfp because it references a Certain Drug LOL anyways nice [unnamed artist] pfp : )
@@mayamelodyegg1607 thanks dude! she makes sick stuff.
i met someone EXACTLY LIKE THIS like word for word EXACT PERSON. from the "you're gonna have to be okay with kinks", down to whole dnd thing, EVERYTHING. and yes, i did later find out that he was a rapist. so, that gives you a little bit of insight of these dudes.
Wtf dude, I hope you're well and happy today. That clown needs to be in jail
@@MrSaxobeat020 thank you for the kind comment. it's definitely extremely difficult to be around someone so proudly dangerous. both physically and mentally. after explaining to him how dangerous he was, he completely switched his tone and started becoming very sad and insecure. it's impressive how these types of people can do such horrible things and still see themselves as the victim. i almost fell for his tricks, too. i hope nobody ever has to experience a guy like this. nobody deserves to experience that type of fear.
@@baileyrichman8391 Yes! I knew someone exactly like that. I'm sorry you had to go through that, I hope you're in a better place now
@@baileyrichman8391 Don't say thank you darling, we all humans need to be heard and supported at times. That's the bare minimum from my side. Also I am glad you were able to see his narcissistic side, Good wishes from my side to you🙏🏻😇
@@LunaMoth_Love Sending hugs and well wishes to you too luna 😇
Clearly not a very good dating coach if he gets rejected so much
I remember Castle did an episode on losers like this and a dude was hitting on the lady detective while he's in the interrogation room and when she's naturally like "seriously?" he told her it was just a numbers game because he gets turned down flat 90% of the time.
@@bigbearkat2010Eiw. The fact that it's viewed as a game bothers me.
@@bigbearkat2010And then we're wondering why women have such a high standards... Srsly, how shallow should they be to not accept those princes who treat them as a statistics? Ew....
@@fluffiedoom it’s a pre rehearsed response to rejection pains. Instead of earnestly attempting to get to know 1 girl they just say whatever to as many girls as possible knowing that it will eventually work & taking it so causally leaves them in less pain enabling them to continue talking to more girls. Usually they started from a place of not speaking to women out of fear of rejection so when they start actually approaching people it makes sense that their chances of finding someone will statistically go up. It’s basically the worst possible coping mechanism for shy insecure guys lol.
As soon as he said, "Do you know what I did to her?" I yelled, "YOU PROBABLY CHOPPED HER UP!"
His course is actually very helpful! This guy knows what he's talking about. Especially the part where you pick up women at bars and clubs.
The goal is to get them to look away while you slip something in their drink, then have a buddy pull up in a van while you pretend to call her an "Uber"
I dearly hope this is satire 🥲
@@abigailr.9601he is
@@abigailr.9601 sarcasm
"I don't want my girls on social media" sounds like something my mom said about me and my sister when we were younger
welll.. he is their "daddy"....now excuse me i have to vomit after writing this comment
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂I actually laughed out loud.
That's probably the only situation that it would be an acceptable statement. He's out his mind if he thinks we believe him.
Jarvis is like an anthropologist of weird creeps online. I feel like I’m watching Jane Goodall talk about chimps flinging feces at each other
David Attenborough of Cringe
Underrated comment because that's exactly how I feel 😅
Yes, that's why I was so captivated for the entire video. I usually get distracted, look away, but... I couldn't. Haha, I've never been more compelled to watch a YT video so intensely.
this is the funniest comment lmao
😂😂😂 extremely accurate parallel
"im the best , if you come to my house i will show you" it gives kidnapper vibes , i swear that if you said that to any girl they will run away even me
the "even me" bit at the end has 2 possible meanings
1. "even ILL run away, and I'm not scared of much!"
2. "women would even run away from me if I said that"
and I'm confused which one it is
@@EclipseINF what I mean is that if someone said that to me I will run cause is kinda scary as I said it gives kidnapper vibes
@@CowBae-ws3qi ah oke thanks
This guy: "I'm teaching you how to unlock the secrets of women's minds and discover what they really mean"
Woman: "leave me alone, I'm not interested"
This guy: "what a MYSTERY, I must solve her puzzle"
If a complete stranger came up to me and the third word out of his mouth was kink I would call the police so fast
frfr like kink shouldn’t be stigmatized but it absolutely should not be a flex or a way to introduce yourself
@@louloudaki_Agreed. It's a very personal thing! Like walking up to meet a person while butt-naked lol.
If the first word he said to me contained the the letter 's', or drew attention to his beard IN ANY WAY, I don't think I could contain my giggles. Please believe me, I would never, ever, make fun of a speech impediment. It's just this thack of thit.
@@louloudaki_ yeah it’s not really about the word or concept itself, it’s the fact that it’s not appropriate to approach people in that manner
"My Hose... Kink." And then he points to his oxygen breathing tube with a kink in it.
It's crazy because these "dating coaches" are never married/in a committed long-term relationship, they're always single and playing the field. How on earth do they think they are positioned to give good dating advice?
and they always say they can get married but choose not to. very incel
Because the goal is sex not long term relationships. But even then they are lying.
"Bro I've been on hundreds of first dates so I know what women want."
Little do they know 10 yrs on tinder isn't exactly a flex.
I honestly am intrigued how well these kinds of "tactics" actually work on women. Bc no women i have ever known was like: "Oh yeah, I LOVE it when random guys come up to me and dont stop annoying me. I just can NOT stop sleeping with then". Like, i can not imagine this working on almost anyone.
Also, what these coaches say kind of reminds me of the male characters from these romance-movies who are incredibly toxic but somehow the pretty girl still just drops her harvard scholarship to live with him despite them only ever arguing.
I always take "no" for an answer without any arguments whatsoever. Rejection is one of the biggest turn offs imaginable. So, even a "minor" rejection is an instant, "okay, bye" from me. Same with break-ups. If it's over, it's over. No reason to ever argue about it. Why the hell would I want to even try to be with someone who isn't interested in me (anymore or ever)? I also don't believe in second chances. So, once I hear a "no" it's "no forever" and once a relationship is over, it's over forever.
I find it baffling that those men always argue that "nowadays men have to work so much harder to get a woman" but I own my great grandmothers postcard and letter collection and I have read every single one. Hundreds of them. I have never seen an equivalent in my life of someone working harder than both my great grandparents to stay in touch, meet up, assure each other and convince their families that they would be good together. Years of postcards, of hard work, of loving words until they were allowed to get married. It's so much easier today to stay in contact, to find someone you may like and still we have to endure those idiots screaming and ranting because we do not sleep with them after meeting up once. None of them want to invest time, effort and especially love in a relationship because they simply do not like women.
Fυcking PREACH
That’s so romantic 😊
That's awesome!!
But what those guys mean is "It's so much harder today to pressure a woman into marrying me because a socioeconomic power shift is slowly eroding the patriarchy and made women less dependent on a male provider!"
Agreed! They want sexual gratification, not an actual healthy and loving relationship
My little sister just turned 16 today and I’m so scared that she’s going into a world filled with these creeps…
First of all, camp camp pfp spotted. opinion IMMEDIATELY accepted. Second of all, I think bodyguards should be normalized bc of these ‘(wo)men’.
I know this is a serious topic, but you sister has the same birthday and age as someone close to me😊
I told ppl I was a minor to get them to leave me alone until I was like 22. It works rlly well and if it doesn’t then you can call the guy a pedo and no one likes pedos.
The world is filled with creeps already. just gotta prepare them witj knowledge that some people are showing a false persona
chill bro, don't let TikTok change how you see the people around you.
I never think “oh how can I be a HIGH VALUE woman for a man’s attention”, I genuinely feel sad for dudes that think like this. Women have gone through it since the beginning of time being told to act a certain way be a certain way to attract a husband-we’ve learned to break free of this thinking in society and women now think what should I do to better myself? Men that think “what should I do to make a woman like me” is sad-it’s a very juvenile and outdated mentality. Be better for yourself. You attract with confidence and self love. If everything you do to better yourself is with the delusional promise of finding a partner-you’ll be sorely disappointed when this prize you’ve put on a pedestal can never live up to what you think you deserve. People are humans-you should love and improve yourself and accept that everyone is flawed-there no such thing as a “high value” person or partner. Bo Burnham said it best in one of his songs “If you want love, lower your expectations a lot”, because some people’s expectations of their romantic partners are completely unrealistic and at times controlling.
I was dumped 3 times last year (yes my life really is that glamorous) and 2 of them have done a full 180. they want to fully jump back into the relationship. when I almost gave one guy a chance he was surprised I wanted to go back to square one of dating and not just automatically be exclusive again. this is making me think that some men really don't see rejection the same as the rest of us. to some people it's really just "NBD"
these guys always call themselves "professional dating coaches" like they have some sort of certification in disrespecting women's boundaries and consent 😭
like imagine putting pro dating coach on your resume LMAO
Even they started to notice that unironically calling yourself a pickup artist just gets you laughed at now. It's like how pyramid schemes got renamed into MLMs.
@@bigbearkat2010 Pyramid schemes and MLMs are subtly different actually! Traditional pyramid schemes are not product-selling based whereas MLMs are built around a product. Both are awful but people who join MLMs, according to the FTC, actually have an even lower chance of making a profit (0.4%) then a purely non-product pyramid scheme (10%).
@@mutedmockingbird so both are awful ideas 😭
It’s actually really hard to go pro in disrespecting women. You need like no empathy
Imagine printing up your Canva "Professional Dating Coach" certificate to laminate and hang on the wall.
As a former woman, I can tell he doesn’t have any maidens 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 he is chronically single
That his voice sounds like he hasn't quite left puberty was a subtle clue
Jesus loves you
Omg, fellow former woman here, yeah he gets zero bitches.
@@missmallory1523jesus loves trans people, hell yeah
@@missmallory1523 Jesus says that to everyone, kinda like he's just applying what he learned in the alpha male course :-T
21:41 “I know what I am, I’ll show up in your spam” BARS
This dude claims to be a “kink master” yet can’t accept boundaries or the word no
When the guy mentioned kink it made me LAUGH. Like he already demonstrated he doesn’t respect boundaries, Who in their right mind would trust that? I hate posers like this guy who just want to do weird stuff to women without any principles or accountability. He’s a predator trying to trick women into thinking he’s the real deal
This the type of guy that has Allegations that he's completely unaware of, circling through the social media communities of women in his local area
what
@@aquademoney there are private FB groups and similar social media spaces in basically every metropolitan area made by women, for women, dedicated to spreading awareness of sketchy guys in the local dating scene.
Yep!! There’s one in my area!
@@LonkinPork oh yeah didn't a loser sue one of these groups a few months ago?
I’ve had good experience with my local Sharps. They are deeply deeply rooted in anti bigotry and care a lot about their local community. Some of them look scary but they are pretty damn safe dudes when it comes to harmful ppl in ur community. It’s not a group dedicated to women’s issues and I’ve definitely met one or two who wasn’t a great dude they both woulda stabbed a predator if you asked them to.
WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS 18:54 LIKE DOMI DADDY JARVI BABY😭😭😭
16:38 my headphones didn’t connect just in time for Jarvis to say “experience my sex mastery” in front of my friends
Men not taking “no” for an answer from a girl, is so incredibly dangerous. It’s baffling that this guy if saying this shit
@@spectralsage7Holy fuck. When will we stop speaking over other peoples problems with your own problems. Want to have a conversation about male problems? Do it without speaking over female ones!
Maybe he is secretly the owner of a prison.
@@spectralsage7ofc, but let’s not pretend that happens nearly as often. Not to mention, men are more OFTEN (not always ofc) more capable of defending themselves against their assaulter.
@@ruthie8785as if SA'ers ever actually got arrested.
@@talpho3301why is that relevant?
Problem is I've met actual guys like this. This is quite possibly not a character
That's what makes these things so terrible. I've encountered A LOT of these sad dudes, so it's believable. On the other hand, I've also thought about creating scams like this to profit off of these fools. I just haven't because I don't feel good about contributing to this degeneracy. But it has to be easy these days.
@@BubbleNova1991that’s sort of the whole problem; a huge part of why the incel phenomenon has gotten so out of hand is all these grifters peddling the ideology to lonely people who just want to believe the problem is external, that they’re not alone because they’re fundamentally broken. if grifters find them before real help does, then they fall down this rabbit hole. it’s honestly really sad.
@@BubbleNova1991 the idea of ripping them off is attractive but it'd be unethical. It's sad that society tells men they should sleep around, like what does it add besides dopamine you can get from doing something actually valuable? I'm personally repulsed by people with high body counts. It proves nothing besides how low people's self respect has gotten.
I love how the number of girlfriends this dude has increases every time Jarvis brings it up
The tik tok about not accepting a girls rejection. I remember immediately sending that to my situationship when I saw it and he said the guy was speaking facts and I still to this day do not know if he was joking or not since after he said that I didn’t really ask questions 💀
I like to imagine that when this guy got rejected he started telling her all this stuff about she should come to his house and how he’s to best and while he’s just rambling on, she walked away a long time ago and he’s just monologuing to himself
"You caught me monologuing!" -Syndrome 2004
For some reason I was imagining this encounter happening in a department store like Kohl’s and istg if a man said “come to my house” I’d be screaming for a manager 😂
Kat Blaque tore him up and said he should isolate for a while and see a dentist.
😂😂😂 I love her
The only answer to that guy 🙏😌
she’s so real 😭
Kat blaque, the hero none of us deserve but all love.
11:09 Sir, she didn’t do anything, you made her up.
13:14 She's chopped up in his freezer.
He's got 6 girlfriends and they're all so ashamed of him they don't want anyone to know they're dating him
Those 6 girlfriends must be at gun point to accept the ugliest man's proposal.
I’d be ashamed. And I wouldn’t date him. I’m also a bi man, and the point still stands. I’d be ashamed.
I’ll say since everyone else is too afraid to. This dude is NOT attractive enough to randomly walk up to any women and get her number.
honestly .. nobody is 😭 if the first thing you're asking a woman without even knowing her name is for her number, that's weird and idk any women who'd say yes
I honestly think he wouldn’t have to even start saying this stupid shit, you can just tell from his face that he is that typa guy.
While I agree he is not very attractive…I don’t necessarily think ppl are afraid to say that. I think it’s just one of the minor points undermining him, so not many are bothering to say it. But, all that being said, I personally am asexual so like for me that means basically nobody is physically sexually attractive 😅
@@brooklynn5342wrong lol, if ur attractive and got money then you can easily get away with just asking for the number right away like me. of course it won’t always work but it works plenty regardless
@@brooklynn5342some people, even some guys, but not this guy and not most guys
This guy absolutely gives the "I totally have supermodel girlfriend, but she lives in Canada!" Energy... 🙄
Listen, if a man said those things to me in public, I would not laugh in their face because I wouldn’t want to be hate crimed.
“Are the girls in the room right now” had me dying
Bro women’s minds work the same as men’s… we just think about the Roman Empire slightly less
lmao that's so funny to think about
a whole hour of my day is just ENTIRELY dedicated to thinking about the Roman Empire
I'm sure that was just a meme guys online were playing into, none of the men I know ever think about the Roman Empire.
@@ZalemMoon they were probably just embarrassed to admit how much they think about the roman empire
You made my morning, thanks
Yep. It's either the Regency Era or Ancient Egypt for me.
20:07 jus spat my water out oml 😭
THAT SENORS AND SENORITAS HURT. HE IS SO EMBARRASSING ITS PAINFULLLLLL.
ngl i heard it and didnt even know what he said like it was so cringe i subconsciously blocked it out
"I'm a dating coach and I teach men how to understand the female mind" bro you've never talked to a woman
Him: Does my mother count? 🥲
There’s no empathy for men in dating omg
@@minabotieso6944 ????
zero bitches
@@minabotieso6944 You are in a video made by a breadtuber who makes a capitalisitc living off of enabling leftwing communistic misandry that is disguised as 4th wave feminism. The irony is simply marvellous
Dude literally exposed himself in the „you don’t need to accept her rejection“ video… like LITERALLY.
He said he walked away and rejected her and then switched to „I could’ve gotten her to be attracted to me by doing that and getting her in a back and forth conversation“ and then proceeds to tell the back and forth story and saying he did things in the bedroom with her? Like he did that? But at first said he walked away?
And honestly, him saying he’s too good for me and I wasn’t right for him would be a blessing to get out of his fangs…
If any man doesn't let me go after rejection I'm calling the cops 😭
"you know what I gave her?"
-trauma, that's what
He gave her the D, which is disrespect or disgust