The Worst Dating Advice on TikTok (w/ Jordan Adika)
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“When I say a bad bitch, I’m talking about a woman that has it all. Head, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes”
"Maybe even eyes, ears, a mouth and nose too"
@@fijisharbrough "tell her how beautiful her kidneys are, crucial point. when ur kissing her, squeeze her ankles with your toes and appreciate the muscularity of them."
@@juicyboxesxoomg I would peel my skin off and die
Who said that?
@@elfsongtavern who wouldn't?
It's perfectly understandable they didn't realize it was a soft-core porn account because that kiss video was the most sexless thing I've ever seen
It happened to me too 😭 I’m scared thanks to twitter
I don't get nsfw jumpscared anymore because of the internet.
It has become normal for people to do a totally non sexy thing and then *boom* fish in the mouth.
@Lugoor Star what like a bear? Fish?
@@leaffinite3828 fish in the mouth is a sex move where you both go outside buck naked and catch salmon with your mouths
Works best if you bring bears
is, are you.. refrencing goat story? 😭
Did not expect to go from sex positions to straight up emotional abuse but here we are
Its almost like hes making fun of something... In an entertaining way..
IZUTSUMI
It’s funny to me that they think “respecting privacy” in a relationship has to mean not having the ability TO violate each others privacy. The reason I don’t go through my partners shit behind their back is because I trust and respect them, not that I want to but can’t.
Yeah I think having to keep your shit locked up like you’re living with a criminal is a sign that person doesn’t respect your boundaries. You should be able to know each others phone codes and still respect their privacy, despite having access.
I mean it depends on how far into a relationship you are
@@leaffinite3828 it... it doesn’t.
I’m not going through a person’s phone on date 5 or date 306 or anniversary 10
@Punky Jewster i was responding to the comment above mine, specifically the part saying you should be able to have each hers ohone passwords while respecting each others privacy. Imo that depends on how far into things you are
@@JasminMiettunen that feels like supermarkets locking up the black cosmetics aisles
the fact that Jordan had to get OUT of his chair and crawl frantically around on all fours 😭😭
I read your comment and was like.. “what?” And then it happened and I had the same reaction.
I did the same, but for a diff reason 😆😆😅
I wanted to react as violently but I have a cat on me and I definitely don't want the consequences of disturbing a comfy cat with claws
I would like this comment but I wanna keep it at 666 likes
I too read this comment before it happened... too amazing 👏
There’s this thing called “respecting your girlfriend and women in general as human people”…. you guessed it that is also a sex move
Honestly? It kind of is.
Thanks for making my day
"how to soulmate a bitch!
*Weirdly long pause*
Y'all the soulmate is a sex move-"
A fantasy roleplay
The latter don't deserve it
The phrase "How to steam engine a bitch!" made me laugh so hard I started tearing up.
My favorite line from this video is definitely "i forgot this is twitter, comedy is legal there" in response to a guy posting a full nude
the sheer shock and horror jarvis and jordan had when he did that transition to be naked is pure COMEDY
had me wheezing, Jordan physically running away sent me
i need someone to make a meme or a gif or something.
I’ve been laughing for a solid 5 minutes because that
3:14 just putting this here so I can keep laughing at it
@@thatlycantomboy the instant flight response. Like I am danger. lol.
Thankfully Jordan was there to teach Jarvis about Pineapples
Though it would have been almost funnier to watch him struggle to figure it out 😆
How did he know already know that tho?
He's over 25!!!
I still don't get it, can anybody explain
I didn't know neither and I was flabbergasted
@@brkh96 eating pineapple makes your semen taste sweeter
“Comedy’s legal there!” will always get me. The whole reaction ( 3:10 ) cracks me up literally every time.
I’m sorry to the sponsor, I couldn’t process a single word of the pitch because I hadn’t recovered from the psychic damage I received immediately prior.
jordan getting exactly 0% of the intro correctly KILLED me LMAO
If you’re watching this, you’re GOOOOLD 💀
@@adrianpink8144 "it's free- y-you're free? i'm free"
Free+premium = we're freemium?
At least he tried
15:41 I'm slightly obsessed with the idea of one of his followers trying this, but he slowly starts caring more and more about the photographs. Like he starts out cheating and ends up as a freelance photographer.
the transition between Jordan crawling on the floor after getting flashed to a rhinoshield ad is magnificent
I like the idea of that guy taking on nature photography as a cheating hobby but realizing a genuine love for it that turns his whole life around.
Bonus points if his gf is really supportive of the hobby, and the two end up bonding and becoming almost inseperable due to it.
hear me out: writing/fanfiction plot
@@SheepUndefined no, they have to both compete in a nature photography contest and become enemies-to-lovers
@@roguishwretches17:47 "hear me out"you say? Ok( imagine me squinting my eyes periodically)"oh, yeah?.. really?...Damn that's interesting...".
💪🏾👨🏾🦱👍🏽
Now you have a mildly interesting "A-hole turned his life for the best" movie script.
How to get women: treat them respectfully, engage them about their interests, listen to them, but in an asshole way. Then isolate and abuse her.
it’s like he was so close yet so far for the wrongest reasons 😢
Dammit I always mess up the last part
My favorite sex move
@@quinncyisqueer i'n still hoping it's a satira
@EH's Page good, it does feel like a parody podcast - dunno why boys didn't pick up on that
I want to take a moment to appreciate whoever did the captions because
[Jordan](is dying)
[Jarvis](shrieks) NO!
[Jordan](screams)
made that moment a thousand times more hilarious lmaoooo
DUDE THIS WAS ALREADY CRAZY BUT WHEN HE EXPLICITLY SAYS "THE EVIL METHOD: REMOVE HER FROM HER SUPPORT SYSTEM" (loved ones and those who care for and help her) THAT'S INSAAAAANNNEEEE
Yeah all those bad bitches sitting around drawing stick figures 💯
Cheers to all the bad bitches out here drawin stick figures
I’m that bad bitch ‼️‼️
me and the girls going out n drawing stick figures
God the women you put on this earth to be bad bitches are drawing stick figures
im one of those bad bitches 😈😈
I want to see the story of a dude who took up nature photography as a cheater hobby, but then genuinely became passionate about it and him becoming a better person as he finds a self-worth beyond his relationship status and finds meaning in his life 😌
I would watch that anime
This video is actually a great thing for women to see to know exactly what an abusive relationship looks like.
Hearing someone explain in such a normalised way, how to emotionally abuse someone is so gross. wow.
@@lucamagnani5243 yo????? kkk member?
I was thinking the same thing. That's not dating advice, that's just straight up abuse.
I’ve seen a video about a domestic abuse victim talking about all the steps and warning signs of abuse and he was on track to hit all of tbem
@@cgaarden491 oh 100% I listen to psychologists talk about narc abuse and he's straight up made narc abuse for dummies.. LIKE WHAT? YOU'RE ADVOCATING DV??
@@lucamagnani5243
I’ve seen guys of basically every race doing this stuff.
Rule of thumb: If someone can tell you that something is a crime "only in eleven states", well, then they have definitely done that thing.
they have at the very least researched how to get away with it
Yeah like the vast majority of people acknowledge 18 as the age of consent, so no amount of “B-BUT PENNSYLVANIA, WEST VIRGINIA, ETC” will make you any better.
owning a kangaroo is illegal in only 37 states
@@smoceany9478which ones I want a kangaroo
@@Flareguy in Illinois, Idaho, Maine, New Jersey, New Mexico, Nevada, Ohio, Pennsylvania, South Carolina, Texas, Washington, West Virginia, and Wisconsin you can have a kangaroo
The moment at 10:24 where Jarvis catches a glimpse of his hair and then immediately restyles it is adorable
That last tiktok with the ‘emotional tear down’ is one of the most unintentionally hilarious things I have ever seen. Something about the combined factors of his nonchalant delivery and tone while describing some borderline supervillain tactics, the sheer wildness of the phrase ‘Emotional Teardown’, the way he just stares into the camera, his accent, and Jarvis and Jordan’s horrified expressions are just comedic gold
it's very intentional dude
@@onouphrioswhat does this change to the original opinion tho? yea he's intentionally saying wild and disturbing shit. so? the funny part is normal ppl reacting and being disgusted. not him
@@ggundercover3681they said it was unintentionally funny. It was literally intentional. Maybe you didn’t like it but that doesn’t make it not a clear intentional comedy video.
Seeing Jordan so shocked that he fell off the chair and hopped around the room made up for having to listen to : "she can be as dumb as a bag of rocks..."
You're damn right I can.
Be the bag of rocks you want to see in the world
"Bitch be drawing stick figures all day" As an artist, I sure do
this guy is just teaching people how to be an abusive boyfriend
And teaching women how to spot abusive behavior
He's like comically misogynistic
@@yungdracula1068 because it’s satire
@@mikewood8077 if something satire is indistinguishable from genuine harm, it is harmful. for people who don’t “recognize” it as satire, and that’s what they get out of it-how to be abusive. assuming it’s satire when it’s not stated anywhere is just giving him some kind of plausible deniability that doesn’t even exist, because nowhere does it clearly say that.
frankly, it doesn’t matter to me if it’s /meant/ to be satire or not-for the vast amount of people watching it, they will take it seriously (because people really do think that way) as either something to be horrified by or something to follow, whichever their mentality.
@@cxrindgo not they won’t if they did 2 seconds of research 😭 y’all slow asl it’s not Jarvis fault but damn he literally makes videos on how to do the ancient dragon as a sex move
I was so shocked when the dude went "they wanna feel they have other qualities to fall back on, even though they probably don't" I actually haven't been this shocked in a really long time
Because it gave you a reality check.
@@Altair-El-Haddad yes, it brought me back to the reality where often there are men who feel the need to bring down women at all costs even though they know nothing about us
@@WinnieBlaster cry me a nile
@@Altair-El-Haddad you really came to a nine month old comment to bother an internet girl in a video with people you don't agree with congrats having the worst life
@@Altair-El-Haddadwhy are you underneath every comment trolling people with your ignorance? Why are you even on this channel? Do you get enough love at home?
As a woman, I should be appalled at scar-what's-his-face, but I've been too busy cackling. His delivery is really f*cking funny. Edit: YEESH. That took a turn at the end. 😬
I feel like I should be offended but at the same time this is the funniest shit I have ever seen
He lays out the game plan like a heist
I’m pretty sure it’s satire he makes random videos about how to masterbate and random sexual stuff.
the way that this went from shitty tactics, to sex moves, to FULL ON extreme ABUSE???? what even is this man
A demon
Typical
Comedian it says entertainment purposes only in his bio
@@isaiahchannell7492 I guess his form of comedy is public humiliation, specifically humiliating himself
@@Soleihere not if he has 400k followers and the only negative thing to come out of it is this video
love being premium and then watching a cool duo destroy misogynistic people
edit: i made this like a year ago and ive forgotten what the hell this video is about so these replies are confusing 😭
The first guy wasn't so bad... Just... Likes pineapples
The Last guy would be happy to be called misogynistic, he's straight up a abuser
they destroyed him?
@@axxwqw3117 icl i usually like jarvis but this kind of gave me a bad vibe like.. they didn't make a decent teardown of his points moreso did they give the guy free publicity and make content and joke about things the women are on the other side of this behaviour would be deeply affected by.
@@jordanluke73 i feel like.. i'm allowed to criticise the way they handled it? honestly don't think i was particularly cruel or skewed in my view and i'm not saying they're bad people OR how they should've done it differently. i'm just of the opinion that it's really easy for men to make content like this and make money off it whilst getting praised? idk i'm just one person lol i also didn't say "don't enjoy the video" to other people ^_^
The second to last one was so creepy because he just explained actual emotion abuse, admitted it was evil, and acted so causal
Underrated moment at 9:23 when Jarvis starts to laugh and Jordan goes in for the kill
I love that in the nature photography scenario, you partner will just think that you are an embarrassingly bad at your hobby.
They'll at least say you're creative, even if the photos are equivalent to drawing stick figures every day.
she watches a lady on tiktok that's like the woman version of this guy
"it doesn't matter if your boy be taking shit nature pics, you tell they beautiful, and then you have to cut them off all they support systems, get them out of the city away from family and friends and ..."
@@matiaspereyra9392 I think ChadChad just covered those. I had a sinking suspicion they existed too but I never gathered how similar they were until that one video.
@@wildfire9280 yeah when I saw she uploaded that video I thought of my comment
I cant believe that guy was super misogynist but also giving tips that would work 1000% better than standard pickup artist fare. Like yeah, a good compliment (on something other than a superficial physical trait) is gonna make most girls warm up to you. Though if you are being completely insincere about it a lot of girls prolly will pick up that you are full of it and just trying to flatter her.
Bros a whole comedian fam🤣
@@sunnygames632 explain the punchline
@@Mars-dw2zc what punchline? Im trynna say that Life an Scars is a comedian and its funny that people think he being serious
@@sunnygames632 everyone always says they're just joking and people don't get it, and then when all the stories come out of people following their advice, they double down. It would be funny if he purposefully gave bad/weird advice that isn't actually dangerous and couldn't possibly be taken seriously. But loads of men do take this shit to heart. But I know you don't care, it's just fun for you. Yay, so funny!
@@okayno4045 bro it literally says on his insta page for entertainment purposes only. And you cant control people some people dont realize that he is joking im just trying to point out that he doesnt mean what he says. Niggas cant make jokes nowadays cmon now.
I wish I had a friend like Jarvis has Jordan. I’m really struggling with isolation right now. It’s hard to find healthy people who respect my boundaries. I really appreciate the community here :)
I understand the struggle! I hope you’ve found some ppl (or even a person, one person can make all the difference) since you made this comment ❤❤❤❤
Ngl, the "best hobby to have as a cheater" video could also apply to serial killers...
He describes emotional abuse like it is nothing.
Because it is nothing to him
Emotional abuse is a sex move
@@nataliee5236 ya
he’s trolling😭
@@Athena_36right? this whole video i was questioning whether they both knew that it was satire. its so clearly a troll lmao 😭😭
Terrifying world views aside, the advice guy is one of the most unintentionally hilarious people On earth.
Ngl his energy reminded me of when I told a friend of mine I was going to a bar near me. She asked “Didn’t you get roofied there?” And I responded back “L + Don’t Care + Didn’t Ask + Ratio Bozo”
I'm convinced that this is 100% satire. At least I really hope it is...
@@xXBIGSlilXx it is lol. i dont know if they realize that or not
@@nermdee4144 does it matter if it's satire tho if ppl are agreeing with it and putting it into practice? i doubt everyone supporting them in comments section are also playing along
@@remysebald8893 the chances of people taking this advice from a small tiktok satire account is basically 0 its a non issue just enjoy the funny account
This sounds like I'm over-exaggerating but I actually threw my head back and laughed super hard during this video. I don't think I've ever done that💀
That man really said “let me give you a step by step on how to abuse your partner”
20:08 the scary thing is the part about "oh take her away from her support system" actually happened to my aunt. she used to live with my extended family in California and he got her to move off to hawaii. she also believes that our family did nothing to like help her raise her kid even though that's all they ever did, so she kinda disconnected herself from the rest of us except the guy shes dating. scary shit man
Yeah it's sad because it works. And the people it happens to don't realize it because it's like the frog in boiling water. It's sad.
Yeah, this advice is based on how people with narcissist traits actually behave.
very very common with abusive relationships. a huge red flag
FR, it's a real abuse tactic that is so common. I was actually shocked when he mentioned it. I know so many people that went through that. It's horrible.
Yeah as much as i try to handle it as "Oh this guy saying this is just a silly dumbass" and trying to lighten up, the fact there's dudes saying all this shit like its casual advice is,,, unnerving to say the least
Omfg him talking about how to listen to a woman is the same as going to the bathroom turning on the sink for a few seconds and messing up the hand towel just to make it look like you're washing your hands - you might as well wash your hands lmao
I'd go as far as saying it's like washing your hands without the intention of cleaning them
If they washed their hands then they’d be gay, duhhh
I used to do that gross shit as a kid 😭
This is the best analogy 👏
That's the best point 👏
I know this video is old but I’ve been binging Jarvis and Jordan content and I haven’t scream laughed at a video like this in so long 😭😭 I’ve replayed their genuine panic at 3:09 over and over again and I’m in TEARS
0:27 i like to imagine that someone answered “really good actually”, and Jordan’s just like “oh, i’m sorry to hear that man”💀
Jarvis AND Jordan? This is the only Black Friday BOGO I need
And on the premium channel.... that is free best deal around
Wym by that
omg this is TOO MUCH
What kind of Friday?
@@jacksonlarson6099 the one after Thanksgiving
the naked jumpscare took me out 💀💀💀
3:18 their reactions live rent free in my head - any time i see anything unexpected on the internet my brain instantly comes back to this
"Yeah it's twitter we should've- " "Comedy is legal there!" = best sentences
Abuse. What that man's describing isn't describing a toxic relationship its outlining behaviour of escalating absue.
yeah it was fucking wild watching this video and seeing the videos escalate into straight up sexual assault. wild that the guy was so damn self-aware and yet still didn't care.
he’s trolling, he doesn’t actually think this way
Based.
@@XXXXXXXXXXXXXZZZZZZZZ we get it, you own 4 knives each made of 400 knifes that all kill babies
Jesus christ, no one can take jokes these days
jarvis, PLEASE don't stop the video series you're making on Jordan behind his back. they are by far your funniest, most scathing videos to date. I don't think he'll find them, either
Funny comment! I’m goi
@@badger6882 im also goi
Comedians reacting to tiktok satire
14:35 I am so confused, how do you turn someone into a sex move ?
THE "How to handle premature ejaculation" NEXT TO THE EVIL WAY TO KEEP A WOMAN IS SO FUCKING FUNNY TO ME. Like yeah buddy I'm sure you have a lot of experience with that premature ejaculation since you've never felt the touch of a woman!
So now he’s teaching men how to get away with cheating..by taking pictures of mud?
It's just deep, ya know😔
The mud, I mean. The whole endgame is that the creeper Artax's himself.
Don’t knock it till you try it
The reaction to the naked jumpscare was truly 10/10
The way I went from rollin around laughing to just being stun locked at what was being said
"Comedy is legal there" gets me every fucking time. Jordan's laugh is infectious
I always wondered how all these manipulative abusive people knew exactly how to manipulate their partners and keep them in an abusive relationships. Like, is there a class on this? Apparently there is.
He is the class😭
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There is! It's called generational trauma
I think they share some type of evil hive mind
Game is game
I was literally screaming "THE ANGRY DRAGON IS A SEX MOVE" that dude is outta control
10:52I appreciate how up front he is, lol.
Jordan jumping back and taking his glasses off at the unexpected nude was priceless.
3:11 don't mind me, just bookmarking this for myself to rewatch a million times. Jordan peaking the mic is EVERYthing 💀💀💀
I hope Jarvis' beanie is silk lined to protect that gorgeous hair
Yes!! NO COTTON WILL TOUCH THAT STUNNING FRO
Jarvis' reaction to learning about the pineapple thing was beautiful.
I can see the wheels turning in Jordan's head as he considers whether or not he should tell Jarvis what the pineapple means
And then all hell breaks loose and he crawls on all fours after receiving 40 psychic damage
Saying "things we don't care about like being funny or intelligent" was suuuch a beautiful self report
Some dudes in their 30s really do think it's an own to admit their brain is still that of an immature teenager lmfao
Geez I was hoping men in their 30s are a better group than ones in their 20s 😢
@@antiheroine3611it depends on the guy. our brains aren't actually finished developing until your mid twenties. and as time goes on, you gain wisdom by living new experiences and learning new things. that's why people sometimes talk about 30-year-olds like they're better, because they're just objectively more mature on average. (they're also getting to be too tired to fuck around the way 20-somethings do.)
so when you get a guy like this, who is clearly aware of how to be in a relationship, but is too detached emotionally to actually _connect_ with her, it's a huge disappointment.
given his understanding of relationships, but his bitter attitude towards the values of women, i would wager he's coming from a place of anger. like, i'm getting solid "got cheated on by a longtime partner last year and doesn't realize he hasn't gotten over it yet" vibes. he sees his relationship with this person as being predicated on a lie from the jump, because it's easier to understand "she tricked me because love is a lie" than the idea that the love was real, and she simply betrayed him. that a relationship changes over time. it's more complex.
some men will seriously post mean dating advice on tiktok and like, google the signs of emotional abuse rather than get therapy lmao
So just because there differnt than yours, its immature teenager. That shows your mindset more than theirs.
How the hell can you not realize that this is all jokes?
@@DominantBtch And here you are, self reporting.
So, the photography/cheating advice was different than I expected. I thought it would be to just take pictures of women and then gaslight your girlfriend and tell her you're a photographer and she's being crazy. Which is obviously terrible, but its what I expected. Instead, it sounded like serial killer advice.
I think what you were describing is…is Big Ed 😭😂😂😂
7:45 sounds like John mulaney's impression of Ice-T lol
7:50 THE IMPERSONATION VOICE SOUNDED JUST LIKE BIG NIC
if you're already getting uncomfortable from the first clip , you know its gonna be bad
And it was
I never thought I’d say this but can we please go back to twitter kissing pov
How to give your b1tch a sign of respect
So, “sign of respect” is a sex move
I think I'd die of laughter 🤣🤣🤣
Thank you so much to whoever captioned this video. The intro was so chaotic yet I was still able to comprehend it, and they didn’t cut out any parts! A lot of shows and stuff will just remove lines if there’s too many things being said too quickly which takes away context but whoever captioned this video did an amazing job with the intro!!!
10:42 holy shit the like button lights up now when they mention liking a video? pretty cool.
This man sounds like a character from a comedy movie in 2009. He sounds so much like a parody, everything that comes out of his mouth sounds like a Saturday Night Live sketch! It’s not good advice at all but it’s hilarious as hell!!!!!! I laughed out loud about like 10+ times!!!
He literally is a comedian
I'm not saying you're lying, 'cause I don't know anything about the guy, but if it's satire, his videos are WAY too similar to real misogynistic advice videos to be genuinely funny. Like, just explaining abuse isn't funny. You need to be more outrageous or play up a character, not just be an entirely convincing version of a shitty pick-up artist.
Maybe the sex move videos are more obviously ridiculous, but the other stuff we saw clips of weren't.
@@mastermarkus5307 its a type of humor where u act like u mean what u say to throw people off. If u get it u get it but if u dont u dont
@@mastermarkus5307 yeah, like if he or some character like him were in a movie or on a tv show it would be obvious that it was a parody, but the fact that it’s a whole tik tok profile and the way and nature of some of things he’s saying, it’s hard to see if he’s just playing a character or if he actually has a big personality like in his videos.
@@sunnygames632
That sounds like the laziest form of comedy.
I love the dynamic between these two
They’re so funny together
They're so good together! These boyz should consider doing a podcast 🤣
The pure joy I get from “gooooooold” is concerning
Hey! I’m a grooming victim. That’s exactly how grooming works, like if you look it up those are the psychiatrically recognized steps of grooming. He’s *just* describing how to groom someone.
And u think he's being serious?
@@alexa7437His account is ironic? I didn't get that vibe. The tone of this comment just makes it sound like you just saw someone talking about being a victim and got annoyed.
@@gorose9899 no it is entirely ironic. He's a comedian making comedy based of bad dating advice with some truth to them. Sight your sources before you accuse me of lying. It's not my fault that you can't understand comedy
@@alexa7437 Nevermind, you're just an idiot. Anyone who says shit like "not my fault you don't understand comedy 🙄" is just beyond dealing with.
@@alexa7437last i checked, comedy was supposed to be funny
I’m gold. You’re gold. We’re all gold on this blessed channel.
*Literally everyone and everything is gold about this channel.*
Hello fellow goldies
gold for life 👑
@@adeer87 stay golden, plushypony.
Are there any other golds I should know about?!
My husband and I have each other's passcodes, and we generally don't mind the other going through our phones. The only exception being going through private conversations and him going through certain albums in my gallery because I have photos of friends who wear the niqab like me
Perfect place to hide if you ever did anything bad cause you could still get mad at him for looking at your friends
@@ambersmith2612 why are you supporting that? Like tf?
@@ambersmith2612 big brain
hell yeah!!! communication and trust is so important. good on yall :)
@@ambersmith2612 great example at how shitty guys like this think
Jordan at 9:31 has me laughing so hard
17:44 me when i was trying to figure out how to socialise in a way that made me look like i wasnt autistic. turn to em, make eye contact, occasionally interject, ok good now break eye contact for a few seconds, no fuck that was too long,
11:45 "nah babygirl im not manipulating you, I'm manipulating my audience."
Seems like both of them have great insights to share. The dynamic between them is palpable.
you can palp it
Thanks amogus
@@austinwhitmore8174 they're palpatine
It is able to be palped
@@EclipseINF WAS ABOUT TO COMMENT THIS
jarvis and jordan peaking the mics everytime they laugh is amazing 😭😭
It’s so funny to me to see Jarvis behind the phone cases focusing so intently on hiding but trying to see if he got the shot at the same time😂😂😂😂 4:10
i know this guy was already talking about cheating and going through phones but the moment he said “females” i released a sound that sounded like a balloon deflating
Honestly turning your whole body to listen to someone is good advice! It's nice body language to show you're being attentive and can make a difference, not sure why this guy needed to make it all fake and abusive lmao
you need this if you really don't like the personality of a woman
it can be used for both
@@Ihatescales.mp4that wasn’t their point
@@Prettyp1999 idk i was high
12:34 well, except the fact that you don't have to unlock your phone to answer a call.
6:53 He's like that one masterchef skit where the guy can't tell if gordon ramsey is complimenting him or insulting him
Why is every dating a girl advice always have to be like “go thru her phone”
because they always got shit on their phones so they expect women to as well
@@moviestargf read this as because they always shit on their phones 😭😭😭
@@angelllkubz5179 easiest way to get a DNA sample
This guy HAS to be parody. He’s too aware
18:55 JARVIS WATCHES CSM??!?!?!?
jarvis pls make a billion videos w jordan u guys are so fun to watch together it makes me feel like im just hanging out with my pals
jarvis' hair and jewelry have been looking great lately
I know this is horrible and I would easily ghost anyone who treated me or anyone I knew like that, but MY GOD just the execution of these tiktoks are hilarious I can't quit laughing.
I was trying to watch this while I was going to bed and I kept waking up my husband because I couldn't quit laughing. Yall are so freaking funny!
2:30 jordan knowing was so cute just watching jarvis omfg
this video is hysterical it has cured my fever and raised my grades
This is the most premium RUclips channel out there. Round of applause for Jarvis. 👏👏👏