Becoming a Duck Influencer (w/ Danny Gonzalez)

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  • Опубликовано: 30 окт 2024

Комментарии • 6 тыс.

  • @professormason8834
    @professormason8834 3 года назад +24715

    If you like this collab, there's more on Jarvis's and Danny's twitch channels where they stream on a Minecraft server. Or Danny GAMEzalez on RUclips

    • @MarkyMark15
      @MarkyMark15 3 года назад +69

      First reply

    • @rav7989
      @rav7989 3 года назад +1009

      Thank you for your insight Professor.

    • @memedumpster1402
      @memedumpster1402 3 года назад +84

      Incredible

    • @zo_pluto812
      @zo_pluto812 3 года назад +273

      thanks for the info professor mason

    • @dustmopthepig
      @dustmopthepig 3 года назад +135

      Or Jarvis Johnson! Pro

  • @CarFox6
    @CarFox6 3 года назад +15755

    guy who makes bestiality jokes about his pets draws the line at calling them props

    • @ihaveallergies4946
      @ihaveallergies4946 3 года назад +1003

      hes the kids dude who would absolutely defend his ducks but would call women props in a heartbeat

    • @rilesfomiles8662
      @rilesfomiles8662 3 года назад +28

      LOL

    • @maysobok4368
      @maysobok4368 3 года назад +74

      HEL P IM ONLY 20 SECINDS IN IM GONNA CRY

    • @irisworrall8253
      @irisworrall8253 3 года назад +246

      are we sure they're jokes tho

    • @jayminnie8807
      @jayminnie8807 3 года назад +14

      @@irisworrall8253 id like in on some of that duckass

  • @secretaznjen
    @secretaznjen 3 года назад +12304

    If you harass Jarvis' fans on Twitter, he will make an entire video about you and rope in another RUclipsr to help him

    • @pulverer
      @pulverer 3 года назад +305

      Hmm.. Interesting (Pulls out a microphone) tell me more

    • @deerdust360
      @deerdust360 3 года назад +48

      Definitive networks combine versus rebels garrys mod server

    • @Nahidwin78
      @Nahidwin78 3 года назад +23

      And also we stomp them to death :)

    • @Wabuu-zoo
      @Wabuu-zoo 3 года назад +20

      Great, Some Free Negative Attention!

    • @pine8658
      @pine8658 3 года назад +15

      Tell me,are you a fan?

  • @Catherine-wn8dh
    @Catherine-wn8dh 2 года назад +4420

    I'm aggressively uncomfortable with the bestiality TikTok. Why tf did he think that was okay

    • @CruicalWorm
      @CruicalWorm Год назад +1

      If you go to his TikTok now he is pretending to act like Jeffrey Dahmer or he used to the last vid I saw was like he glued his dad's pubes to his face so....

    • @KiiboHasControversialOpinionss
      @KiiboHasControversialOpinionss Год назад +127

      It’s almost definitely a gag, especially when you watch his other videos. A lot of them are barely even about his pets, just him pissing off his family and the ducks in the background

    • @bittercharmer1591
      @bittercharmer1591 Год назад +220

      ​@Alz i feel bad for the animals too, but also as someone whose been around chickens they are very well socialized in the videos so they must be somewhat cared for. They are not naturally trusting like dogs, it takes work to get them that gentle
      Edit: also not to say what he does isn't terrible, more than that I do think what he does is even more absolutely staged

    • @ghost-husband
      @ghost-husband Год назад +128

      ​@@bittercharmer1591 yeah as someone whose family has chickens, they have to be very socialized for you to even be able to pick them up. when I was a kid, my family had some that would let me pick them up but they weren't too happy about it. I'd imagine for them be perfectly fine being picked up that they're very well socialized. although I do still hate the way he's manhandling them still. :/

    • @bittercharmer1591
      @bittercharmer1591 Год назад

      @@ghost-husband haha yeah, with the timid breeds like americuanas no matter how much I handled them as chicks they still don't tolerate beings handled. At least they don't fight amongst themselves like Rhodes

  • @reversidly
    @reversidly 3 года назад +5935

    Being a non native english speaker, not knowing what a 'turnt' is, the first three minutes of the video is very funny to me

    • @_____________a_a
      @_____________a_a 2 года назад +1340

      Being a native English speaker I also do not know

    • @Tw0Dots
      @Tw0Dots 2 года назад +308

      @@_____________a_a its 2022 tbh I wouldnt blame you for not hearing that word often, from anyone sane

    • @kenzoggeler4069
      @kenzoggeler4069 Год назад +591

      also not a native englisian ;)
      but i just researched it and urban dictionary said: "someone too hype for his own health", so if you where still wondering... here u go

    • @frenchish1177
      @frenchish1177 Год назад +235

      bruh I have an "advanced vocabulary" in english and I have no idea. I heard it in a song once I think lol

    • @dylanthecool892
      @dylanthecool892 Год назад +76

      i am a native english speaker and still don't know what it means

  • @maggiewhitmore2659
    @maggiewhitmore2659 3 года назад +10874

    "a boat with a girl and a chicken on it" literally the plot of moana

    • @idkmanimuncreative
      @idkmanimuncreative 3 года назад +96

      Oh yea

    • @ThexDynastxQueen
      @ThexDynastxQueen 3 года назад +177

      So leave her out there or...no? I wanna be prepared for when I see a boat with a girl and a chicken.

    • @jordan-my2vl
      @jordan-my2vl 3 года назад +356

      @@ThexDynastxQueen let her get maui and return the heart of tefiti

    • @vlo4829
      @vlo4829 3 года назад +216

      Moana is based on TooTurntTony? Creativity really is at an all-time low for Disney...

    • @yararinamiil
      @yararinamiil 3 года назад +18

      i was looking for this comment

  • @yikes.
    @yikes. 3 года назад +5846

    this is ducked up

  • @littleghost4626
    @littleghost4626 3 года назад +20448

    i love that jarvis had no idea who tony was, but seeing him be mean to a fan once on twitter was motivation enough to roast him for 30 minutes.

    • @katiaaa108
      @katiaaa108 3 года назад +1149

      now that's a man loyal to his fandom😌

    • @psychopathetic5341
      @psychopathetic5341 3 года назад +305

      Yes but tbf I don't think that's just a fan... he said it was his private twt so it could be someone he's friends with irl

    • @uhjango
      @uhjango 3 года назад +691

      @@psychopathetic5341 he has a private twt for fans

    • @guy-dev
      @guy-dev 3 года назад +332

      Seeing Tony roast a fan fills you with Determination. HP fully restored.

    • @meaday_802
      @meaday_802 3 года назад +138

      roost*

  • @rorygiambalvo2955
    @rorygiambalvo2955 Год назад +878

    Danny just failing to come up with a joke and instead vocalizing for a few seconds COULD have been cut out, but Jarvis kept it in. Bless.

    • @zubetp
      @zubetp Год назад +61

      and THAT'S friendship.

  • @nandersonnanderson
    @nandersonnanderson 3 года назад +5028

    I love how his crop top store says “worn across TikTok” but he’s shirtless in every video

    • @willess1310
      @willess1310 3 года назад +96

      Worn across other tiktokkers, I guess?

    • @AirLight1646
      @AirLight1646 3 года назад +32

      Adorable pfp

    • @Ollebolle112
      @Ollebolle112 3 года назад +15

      Someone else is wearing it

    • @kyleydrach
      @kyleydrach 3 года назад +106

      He sold all his shirts so he doesnt have any left to wear

    • @nandersonnanderson
      @nandersonnanderson 3 года назад +5

      @@AirLight1646 Thanks!

  • @commandrogyne
    @commandrogyne 3 года назад +6506

    I think you guys have it backwards, the ducks are running this whole thing and they're using tony as a prop

  • @JennaButters
    @JennaButters 3 года назад +4743

    I physically RECOILED when he put that duck against the wall. Just...NO.

    • @starsgalaxy3113
      @starsgalaxy3113 3 года назад +422

      I flinched and audibly gasped like wtf

    • @zoe_astra
      @zoe_astra 3 года назад +398

      I think we all did, it was traumatic

    • @alexlu_
      @alexlu_ 3 года назад +199

      the fact that i relate to this comment is something i never hoped to experience. we have been violated!!

    • @cadenceolivia6304
      @cadenceolivia6304 3 года назад +30

      I started cursing when Jarvis did a parody of Heatwaves. Everything else I can handle, but you Do. Not. Touch. That. Song. (NOT BECAUSE OF THE FANFIC IDIOTS UNRATIO ME RIGHT NOW /j)

    • @livispuzzled
      @livispuzzled 3 года назад +117

      @@cadenceolivia6304 why, because of dream? that was a song before that fanfic lmao

  • @Whifflewww
    @Whifflewww Год назад +825

    This video was made a year ago, but due to Tony's recent endeavors (hanging out with a missing kid, getting a restraining order, etc.) I feel like a follow-up might be a good idea😂

    • @-psilo-9071
      @-psilo-9071 Год назад +44

      A missing kid what the fuck???!?!

    • @Whifflewww
      @Whifflewww Год назад +114

      @@-psilo-9071 yeah don't know all the details, but a little boy was missing for like 2 weeks and Tony found him and just hung out with him instead of bringing him in right away.

    • @mammoneymelon
      @mammoneymelon Год назад +30

      your wish came true

    • @Whifflewww
      @Whifflewww Год назад +16

      @@mammoneymelon thanks for letting me know!!

    • @h3llb0yx
      @h3llb0yx Год назад +8

      your wish came true again

  • @InternetsPedestrian
    @InternetsPedestrian 3 года назад +5942

    Jarvis got tired of just traumatizing his audience and is now bringing his friends to traumatize as well

    • @Musicluvr4
      @Musicluvr4 3 года назад +102

      🤣 like I could have lived my entire life not knowing this existed 🤣

    • @anosheep
      @anosheep 3 года назад +82

      I was already traumatized from the toilet food video

    • @thereebstir9572
      @thereebstir9572 3 года назад +29

      @@Musicluvr4 same, my life would've been so much better not knowing this existed

    • @thereebstir9572
      @thereebstir9572 3 года назад +23

      @@anosheep I dont like to think about that video, everytime I do, I shudder in disgust

    • @superemoboi2050
      @superemoboi2050 2 года назад +10

      That's what a good friend does.

  • @mothiestman4995
    @mothiestman4995 3 года назад +13124

    In case Jarvis and Danny aren't alone:
    That's a duck. It's not nearly big or mean enough to be a goose. Its beak is too flat, and its neck is too short. Geese also have teeth lining their tongue, terrifying fact!

    • @shaycat13
      @shaycat13 3 года назад +409

      The sound a goose makes is as terrifying as it looks! 😭

    • @atree9284
      @atree9284 3 года назад +256

      The reason it’s white is because it’s just a white duck. That is such a ducky duck.

    • @DisabledDragon
      @DisabledDragon 3 года назад +94

      A goose once menaced me across a parking lot.

    • @littlebrowngaymer5132
      @littlebrowngaymer5132 3 года назад +47

      Very interesting fact(s)! Recognized and appreciated by Jarvis.
      9/10

    • @GamesFromSpace
      @GamesFromSpace 3 года назад +114

      You can also tell by the way it's not trying to murder Toni.

  • @Serai4hire
    @Serai4hire 3 года назад +5701

    I hate that you're right about ducks not being able to have eggplant. They're part of the nightshade family and therefore lethal to ducks.

    • @TheAZElele
      @TheAZElele 3 года назад +442

      Well, I mean it is very obvious public knowledge that everyone knows.

    • @WhutADrag
      @WhutADrag 3 года назад +290

      @@TheAZElele -...No it's not?? Why would it be? It's not like people go around trying to feed eggplants to random animals. I personally didn't know that, and it's not like you're ever taught it anywhere. At most you'll see a sign saying not to feed ducks or give them bread at the pond, but it doesn't list eggplants??-
      ...Unless this is just sarcasm going over my head. In which case, carry on.
      Edit: Twas a joke after all 😅 Apologies for the misunderstanding!

    • @moeshrooms385
      @moeshrooms385 3 года назад +201

      @@WhutADrag They were definitely making a joke💀

    • @WhutADrag
      @WhutADrag 3 года назад +155

      @@moeshrooms385 Ahh, my bad then! Stuff like that tends to go over my head in text, sorry about that 😅

    • @Musicanimedork01
      @Musicanimedork01 3 года назад +45

      Wait how come we can eat eggplant but they cant
      Like if it's related to nightshade
      Unless we can eat nightshade and no one told me
      (I mean I guess you can eat anything once?)

  • @selenalemiec2549
    @selenalemiec2549 2 года назад +432

    GROCERY STORE MANAGER: you cannot shop in a public store naked, sir. You need to leave.
    TONY: fine. I'm far too turnt for this place anyway. Imma go bang my duck.

    • @kaskaskas
      @kaskaskas Год назад +9

      Basically summed up all of his content in one comment

  • @Joannime
    @Joannime 3 года назад +8297

    Don't worry guys, he uses women as props too!

  • @faithcantread
    @faithcantread 3 года назад +2478

    The reason tony isn't wearing a shirt in any of his videos is because he sold them all on depop

  • @jevilcore
    @jevilcore 3 года назад +5095

    “They’re not props they’re my pets” so you’re sexually abusing your pets??????

    • @v-mouse
      @v-mouse 3 года назад +119

      Yes. Totally Yes. 😖

    • @g3g3ify
      @g3g3ify 3 года назад +541

      Reading this at 2 minutes into the video is extremely worrisome

    • @Blood.mo0n
      @Blood.mo0n 3 года назад +98

      @@g3g3ify I’m five minutes in and same

    • @daisydaysu
      @daisydaysu 3 года назад +57

      15 minutes in 😃

    • @lostinthestars_
      @lostinthestars_ 3 года назад +57

      I'm sorry w h a t

  • @spencer28
    @spencer28 2 года назад +869

    As someone who has (for many years) had a feeding tube for nutrition, and a chest port (permanent IV implanted in my chest) to get my hydration, I appreciate Danny bringing that up. Often times no one even realizes people like me exist, so I was pleased to hear Danny mention it :)

    • @mammoneymelon
      @mammoneymelon Год назад +53

      do you agree that a feeding tube is a beer bong in a suit and tie?

    • @yeshuaislord3058
      @yeshuaislord3058 Год назад +1

      Godbless you Spencer! this life is a vapor. but there is something much greater after this.or much worse if a person refuses the gift of Gods grace.but God entered humanity and died the death we deserve so that those who come to him may be filled with his spirit and be born again. this life is a test and not how most think. no matter how " good" we think we are the standard is perfection which is why Jesus came. truly coming to him and repenting is the only way to have salvation. he loves you!

    • @pippinlatham4857
      @pippinlatham4857 Год назад +148

      @@yeshuaislord3058 you realise that's a super weird and innappropiate thing to tell a stranger, right?

    • @totestazz24
      @totestazz24 Год назад +48

      hell yeah! what up my fellow chest port person, gotta love those lactated ringers

    • @screencriminal1973
      @screencriminal1973 Год назад +71

      @@yeshuaislord3058 So God only accepts perfection and nothing less? Sounds kinda rude tbh.

  • @loganscottcolton4703
    @loganscottcolton4703 3 года назад +13922

    Side note, that shirt brings out Danny's eyes very nicely.

    • @rVnsunshine
      @rVnsunshine 3 года назад +614

      And Greg in the background!

    • @justjulie1113
      @justjulie1113 3 года назад +483

      He's gorgeous

    • @guyfierioverlord7637
      @guyfierioverlord7637 3 года назад +664

      danny literally looks like those old painting of like gods

    • @milktea.7691
      @milktea.7691 3 года назад +443

      @@guyfierioverlord7637 I’ve never thought about that but yea, he does look like an old statue or something

    • @guyfierioverlord7637
      @guyfierioverlord7637 3 года назад +88

      @@thejasminelee oh my god yes

  • @erineilise
    @erineilise 3 года назад +4835

    Knowing that TooTurntTony searches for himself on social media, I'm so pumped to see if a scathing comment lands in here.

    • @chicknugs
      @chicknugs 3 года назад +107

      That’s exactly what I’m looking for right now 😂

    • @Gallmore89
      @Gallmore89 3 года назад +106

      ExtraExcitedErin

    • @aidianon
      @aidianon 3 года назад +7

      how is there 2 comments with over 2k likes lol

    • @leoultimaupgraded9914
      @leoultimaupgraded9914 3 года назад +5

      I feel bad knowing I’ve also searched up my channel name when I was starting out.

    • @ussinussinongawd516
      @ussinussinongawd516 2 года назад +1

      @@leoultimaupgraded9914 subbed

  • @MTRAWKS
    @MTRAWKS 3 года назад +2201

    Him joking about having sex with animals is beyond disgusting and disturbing🤢 And he totally cares more about views than his “pets.”Animals are living beings not toys. Someone needs to get these birds away from him.

    • @Quirktart
      @Quirktart 3 года назад +64

      I 100% agree

    • @Oilspill209
      @Oilspill209 3 года назад +40

      It’s not the fact that he’s joking about zoophilia but more that he sucks at it

    • @tiffanykim2773
      @tiffanykim2773 3 года назад +121

      @@Oilspill209 nah whole thing is gross

    • @Oilspill209
      @Oilspill209 3 года назад +10

      @@tiffanykim2773 dude it’s still a joke. He sucks at joking yeah but it’s better than someone who gets offended at the slightest hint of something disturbing. (Like you)

    • @TheTheninjagummybear
      @TheTheninjagummybear 3 года назад +129

      @@Oilspill209, You're defending a man who makes """"joke"""" porn about his pet ducks. How hard are you gripping yourself under that desk?

  • @Outsider1095
    @Outsider1095 Год назад +412

    I’ve never been more uncomfortable with a content creator ever in my LIFE certainly too turnt for me

  • @alexdeithwen9146
    @alexdeithwen9146 3 года назад +1547

    Tooturnedtony is the only guy who doesn't mind when autocorrect switches to "duck"

    • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
      @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 3 года назад +72

      comments like "My duck is so hard right now" take on new horror after it's eaten those boner pills :-/

    • @ambatukam1868
      @ambatukam1868 3 года назад +20

      “Gimme that duck”

    • @shytendeakatamanoir9740
      @shytendeakatamanoir9740 3 года назад +23

      "Yippee ki yay mother duckers"

    • @awhatst88
      @awhatst88 3 года назад +13

      “Beep beep mother ducker”

    • @anastasinscreed
      @anastasinscreed 3 года назад +4

      @@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 this comment section aiqhwnxmsbwjk

  • @erinbailey7940
    @erinbailey7940 3 года назад +1019

    “Get bent” is such a funny insult it’s like a fifth grader trying to curse you out without getting in trouble

    • @jdominiqueca
      @jdominiqueca 3 года назад +48

      It’s an old insult from like the 60s. Sit and spin is also an old one

    • @puflem
      @puflem 3 года назад +22

      He's all hat and no cattle!

    • @Ethan-nl2wg
      @Ethan-nl2wg 3 года назад +23

      @@jdominiqueca honestly that needs to come back with how well it rolls off the tongue

    • @deepblue8327
      @deepblue8327 3 года назад +7

      Bart Simpson

    • @waffles8525
      @waffles8525 3 года назад +16

      I used to say “get dunked on” like all the time

  • @vroom4777
    @vroom4777 3 года назад +3173

    I see why tooturnttony is selling his shirts. It’s obvious he doesn’t use them anymore.

    • @gracievela7514
      @gracievela7514 3 года назад +147

      Surprised he hasn't started selling his pants as well since he never uses those either

    • @CreeperCombos
      @CreeperCombos 3 года назад +33

      @@gracievela7514 maybe he never has ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • @tallulah.9143
      @tallulah.9143 3 года назад +7

      Squee I turned 999 to 1k I’ve finally made an impact in this world I’ve peaked imma melt now ✌️

    • @theonabailey7646
      @theonabailey7646 3 года назад +2

      @@tallulah.9143 I well I turned 1.7 to 1.8 so yea buddy not much to brag/j

    • @NankitaBR
      @NankitaBR 3 года назад +5

      @@tallulah.9143 Jee, you're not going to get anything better than that in life, you better have enjoyed your peakness while it lasted...

  • @skelepuns8781
    @skelepuns8781 3 года назад +322

    I went to his tiktok and got about 2 seconds in before my body wanted to do some self deletion. I have actually never seen content that bad before. I can not imagine what kind of evolutionary missteps the human race has taken to make this man come into being.

  • @charliekeelingover
    @charliekeelingover 3 года назад +2477

    “The chickens should pull themselves up by their bootstraps” of course you’d defend Coopitalism

  • @m000riah
    @m000riah 3 года назад +2614

    How can he sell so many worn shirts, if he's never wearing a shirt?

  • @rilesfomiles8662
    @rilesfomiles8662 3 года назад +2579

    He reminds me of the college student who still goes to highschool parties to take advantage of drunk 15 year olds

    • @frankoconnell6745
      @frankoconnell6745 Год назад +17

      You had 2000 likes and no comments. I just wanted to comment 😊

  • @audreyparish06
    @audreyparish06 Год назад +230

    Update on tooturnttony: he made a series where he pretended to be Jeffery Dahmer, and did it in public places as well, such as a hotel and stuff. He also has an OnlyFans

    • @Lucifersfursona
      @Lucifersfursona Год назад +9

      It feels related this is the comment I see when I was thinking like, how does he turn out like this, and then his parents are like that

    • @Skye-gs7zg
      @Skye-gs7zg 3 месяца назад +23

      That's disgusting. Dahmer's crimes continue to affect our city to this day. Everyone who thinks it's funny when his crimes are used as content should watch Rita Isbell's testimony. They should listen to Eric Perry about the retraumatizing that happens when this monster is constantly in the spotlight. They should read about what happened to Konerak Sinthasamphone. And how John Balcerzak handed an injured, naked child back to a serial killer and then went on to become our local police union president. Real people are still out here, still grappling with the effects of the murder, rape, and torture Dahmer committed. A lot of us are out here still trying to heal. Using this monster as a prank or to farm content is fucking vile.

  • @23B3CCA
    @23B3CCA 3 года назад +2421

    Me, a Canadian: that is a duck. You would never hold a goose like that and live to post the video

    • @loveitftw
      @loveitftw 3 года назад +246

      Canada geese are a different breed of satanic evil.

    • @claranadine1086
      @claranadine1086 3 года назад +26

      @@loveitftw Ikr?! 😂

    • @genericname2747
      @genericname2747 3 года назад +126

      Ducks are kind.
      Geese are chaos.

    • @loveitftw
      @loveitftw 3 года назад +29

      @@claranadine1086 lmao yeah I guess there is a good reason for why they're classified as pest 🙃😂

    • @Lethe_Nyx
      @Lethe_Nyx 3 года назад +102

      Canadian geese are terrifying, I had a whole flock chasing me because someone completely covered the path in feed for them and it was a blind turn so I ended up getting way too close to them and they really didn't like that. I had to run through the entire park with a flock of pissed off birds chasing me while everyone just stared at me as if it was my fault some moron covered an entire path in feed.

  • @elanblond7604
    @elanblond7604 3 года назад +2636

    This is the collaboration we all wanted

  • @gckbowers411
    @gckbowers411 3 года назад +8232

    I'm loving the growing subgenre of Danny collabs where there's just tons of dead air after his jokes and no fast editing.

  • @lapetimarc
    @lapetimarc Год назад +331

    PLEASE REVISIT THIS DUDE AGAIN, he's just gotten weirder

    • @vakarebaranauskaite6691
      @vakarebaranauskaite6691 Год назад +1

      what happened??

    • @lapetimarc
      @lapetimarc Год назад +48

      @@vakarebaranauskaite6691 dude's doing things like using children and jeffrey dahmer for clout

    • @vakarebaranauskaite6691
      @vakarebaranauskaite6691 Год назад +6

      @@lapetimarc oh. oh i see. so he’s smth like manni show??

    • @lapetimarc
      @lapetimarc Год назад +6

      @@vakarebaranauskaite6691 yeah exactly

    • @maniclover1912
      @maniclover1912 Год назад +35

      @@vakarebaranauskaite6691 he found a missing child then like 2 weeks later after that he impersonated his father and tried to pick him up. He ended up getting a restraining order and got rlly pissed off over it even though it was deserved

  • @lilithpemberton5402
    @lilithpemberton5402 3 года назад +1737

    farmer here. The chicken he is making sexual assault eyes at is a rhode island red rooster. The comb size varies by breed of chicken but you can tell its a cock by the feather pattern of the tail feathers. Roosters have what we call sickle feathers and its clear in the tiktok. Side note: my rhode island red roosters name is Melanie and he is a complete weirdo. Reds are super docile.

    • @v-mouse
      @v-mouse 3 года назад +50

      The more you know. 😁

    • @psychotropicstate
      @psychotropicstate 3 года назад +73

      I have two Reds (amongst other types but you mentioned them so I'll mention mine because chickens are awesome)
      They're both hens but my little brother named one Thor lol
      And there's Bandy (she has two bands on her legs from the last owner) and she's the momma (there's also a leghorn that's the momma. The leghorn has like 10+ chicks she watches, Bandy only has 3)

    • @amandatidey5751
      @amandatidey5751 3 года назад +94

      I love that you named the male Melanie, that's very progressive of you

    • @hippopajamas
      @hippopajamas 3 года назад +146

      Thank you for these hot cock facts

    • @BettyAlexandriaPride
      @BettyAlexandriaPride 3 года назад +17

      I don't know much about chickens and roosters, but my instincts were right about that one. Thanks for the knowledge. :)

  • @skiddadle8245
    @skiddadle8245 3 года назад +647

    I never thought I'd see a duck say 'Yes Daddy', but theres a first time for everything. And hopefully also a last one.

  • @Hey_Jamie
    @Hey_Jamie 3 года назад +1999

    Not only did Toni search his name to even find that reply, he searched his name with the wrong spelling. So he must do searches for every kind of iteration of his username which is so damn funny to me. Granted, the username on tiktok uses a Y and not an i, but still.

    • @sickleds
      @sickleds 3 года назад +75

      but his regular username was just taken by someone else on twitter though, why would he search the misspelled version

    • @lillyrey5727
      @lillyrey5727 3 года назад +3

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @captainrooster9214
      @captainrooster9214 3 года назад +21

      His name is with a y on every platform but Twitter. It is wierd but that is the proper spelling of his name.

    • @DraakjeYoblama
      @DraakjeYoblama 3 года назад +31

      Google has a function that notifies you when certain things (like your name) are mentioned online, so he probably uses that

    • @Musicanimedork01
      @Musicanimedork01 3 года назад +13

      Could he have just been searching for "ducks"? Idk how twitter works

  • @Whol3NothaL3v3l
    @Whol3NothaL3v3l 2 года назад +91

    I love that Danny is keeping a serious face the entire time. Like this is a very important and meaningful analysis of stupidity that needs honest commentary.

  • @mao-sama6446
    @mao-sama6446 3 года назад +2457

    “I don’t know who you think you are shopping naked. I’m gonna call the cops”.
    That was the most logical thing I ever heard in a TikTok.

    • @orchdork775
      @orchdork775 2 года назад +14

      Wasn't he wearing underwear? He wasn't actually naked, right?

    • @mao-sama6446
      @mao-sama6446 2 года назад +194

      @@orchdork775 Well yeah, but shopping in just your underwear is just as bad.

    • @yeetionary
      @yeetionary Год назад +68

      i know this is late but i think you're supposed to go grocery shopping (or go to any public space whatsoever) with at least a shirt, and pants

    • @ssunsspott
      @ssunsspott Год назад +42

      @@yeetionary you know what's funny is some places near beaches, like Miami, are fine with people wearing swimsuits in grocery stores. I think some areas in Australia too? But it's also common courtesy to wear a coverup, like a skirt or shawl

    • @pap-fr
      @pap-fr Год назад +1

      Timestamp?

  • @cypresshoux9557
    @cypresshoux9557 3 года назад +700

    danny sarcastically said “you wouldn’t want your duck to get a boner” and i wonder if he’s aware of how correct he actually is.

    • @Forestfreud
      @Forestfreud 3 года назад +77

      Some species of duck (maybe all, idk) have corkscrew-shaped PPs so yeah I don’t wanna see that

    • @CelesticCF
      @CelesticCF 3 года назад +22

      @@Forestfreud Yeah, I don't think it's all of them, but quite a few.

    • @jaboi7709
      @jaboi7709 3 года назад +13

      @@Forestfreud and they're quite violent

    • @Abby-if1yi
      @Abby-if1yi 3 года назад +8

      yeah- i have a duck and it can be so bad 😭

    • @tuuudes3449
      @tuuudes3449 3 года назад +39

      @Abby H Several species of ducks form bonding pairs every season, but there are often more male ducks than female ducks in a given area. The male ducks who can't find a mate become extremely sexually aggressive and force themselves onto females who already have a mate. They've evolved a corkscrew-shaped penis that they can hide inside their body most of the time, but when they mate, they force the penis outwards in a third of a second, to a length of about 20 cm (1/4 of the duck's body length). They do this in order to get their sperm deeper inside the female duck's vagina than the actual mate. To counter this, the female ducks have evolved corkscrew-shaped vaginas that twist in the opposite direction of the male's penis, and often have multiple dead ends.
      It's one of the weirdest and most complex sets of genitals in the animal kingdom. And it gets even weirder when you consider that 97% of all bird species don't even have penises.
      Edit: I just learned that the female ducks can contract the walls of their vaginas in a way that makes it easier for the male's penis to go all the way to the end, which they do with their actual mates. This is effective enough that only 3% of ducks are born from forced mating.

  • @humanhuman5024
    @humanhuman5024 3 года назад +741

    “How dare you cheat on me with that chicken”
    - A duck with a guy doing thirst traps

  • @Wicky_Licky
    @Wicky_Licky Год назад +236

    20:07 seeing this guy have fake $3x with his chicken and duck honestly made me rethink my life choices.

    • @zubetp
      @zubetp Год назад

      i'm pretty sure you can say sex in youtube comments. also this comment implies you had been on the duck-fucking pipeline, but seeing this video scared you straight lmao. in which case - hey, whatever works.

    • @No-ue5pi
      @No-ue5pi Год назад +25

      Really? It actually made me feel more content with mine, because as questionable as some of my choices are, at least I'm not doing THAT.

    • @kaskaskas
      @kaskaskas Год назад +14

      @@No-ue5pi that's a very sweet way of looking at it lol

    • @runawaysparklers622
      @runawaysparklers622 Год назад +8

      Glass half empty vs glass half full.

    • @oneloggerheadshrike
      @oneloggerheadshrike 7 месяцев назад +5

      i am five minutes in the video and terrified. what is happening.

  • @cataxy5697
    @cataxy5697 3 года назад +1080

    as someone who loves, and is obsessed with my chickens; i am so sorry for that poor chicken he owns.
    like ok giving a little kiss to your chicken is cool as hell i do it all the time, like you would with any other pet. but what the fuck dont pretend to eat out the chicken thats horrific.

    • @chaosdisembodied5483
      @chaosdisembodied5483 4 месяца назад +11

      It's so gross! my birds rely on me to care for them like a child ):

  • @Autumn_StoleSomeTea
    @Autumn_StoleSomeTea 3 года назад +3245

    Getting ducks as pets is such a disgusting trend, and accounts like this have only increased peoples interest in doing it, but almost nobody is doing proper research and they end up dumping them in ponds where they will die. I have pet ducks and it took me over four months of planning and research. So sad to see people using them for clout 😢

    • @OftenEllinor
      @OftenEllinor 3 года назад +389

      I hate it. My brother-in-law and his girlfriend got ducks and let them go in a pond near their house. She thinks they flew away and he secretly thinks they were eaten by an animal (I forgot what kind of animal but I think it was a mountain lion or something). Which makes me sad because I even suggested to my husband that we should offer to take them, if they didn't want to keep them. I love my ducks and would've happily taken in two more, whether they got along with mine or not, I would've gave them their own space, if they couldn't integrate. Ducks are amazing and deserve love and respect. My ducks are my babies 🥺

    • @anmichaluk9202
      @anmichaluk9202 3 года назад +196

      I also have two pet ducks and we treat them with up most care and did so much research. These TikTok’s feel really weird and I hope he takes actual care of them

    • @gwencere9383
      @gwencere9383 3 года назад +258

      I can never comprehend people getting pets on a whim, it takes me months of research before even buying headphones and people are buying LIVING BEINGS without even knowing how to care for them.

    • @kikuchisrustywheelbearings
      @kikuchisrustywheelbearings 3 года назад +160

      @@gwencere9383 I've seen this happen a lot with bunnies too. Like keeping them in a tiny cage 24/7 and when you tell them that's not how it's supposed to be they defend themselves by saying that they have other animals or not enough space when it's literally their fault they got the bunnies in the first place without taking into account that they need space and are also high maintenance animals.

    • @ghostie7776
      @ghostie7776 3 года назад +76

      @@gwencere9383 my mom got me a bird once out of no where and it while i loved the bird but it was difficult becouse i had hardly any time to do proper research and get a better cage and toys

  • @shot-gi6mr
    @shot-gi6mr 3 года назад +1591

    I think TooTurntTony's used clothing that he sells is fake, since he doesn't wear clothes

    • @abigailwollam6894
      @abigailwollam6894 3 года назад +83

      Maybe he doesn’t wear clothes because he’s selling all of them.

    • @shot-gi6mr
      @shot-gi6mr 3 года назад +37

      @@abigailwollam6894 yea, but they are meant to be 'used' clothes, but he never 'uses' clothes

    • @BugBestieLily
      @BugBestieLily 3 года назад +20

      He gets dressed every morning but sells his clothes before he can even make it out the house

    • @violatyrant
      @violatyrant 3 года назад +13

      he sleeps fully clothed and goes naked during the day

    • @literallyafishhook
      @literallyafishhook 2 года назад +8

      his clothes aren't his props, they're his _pets_

  • @Esach711
    @Esach711 2 года назад +142

    You guys continuously suspecting just a regular ol duck of being a goose is killing me.

  • @fissionabledolphin
    @fissionabledolphin 3 года назад +2806

    This is random but we need more world-building in the Jarvis universe. What ever happened to Billy Shakespeare, Coffee Jarvis, Jake, Future Jarvis, Testosterone Johnson and others?

    • @thatsdisco
      @thatsdisco 3 года назад +272

      The JCU - Jarvis Cinematic Universe

    • @fissionabledolphin
      @fissionabledolphin 3 года назад +151

      LOL HE HEARTED IT
      MY PRAYERS HAVE BEEN HEARD

    • @tessmiller7943
      @tessmiller7943 3 года назад +83

      Dont forget everyones favorite vsauce jarvis

    • @caroline9612
      @caroline9612 3 года назад +9

      @@fissionabledolphin THATS SO AWESOME CONGRATS

    • @fissionabledolphin
      @fissionabledolphin 3 года назад +7

      @@amayurubashaka3608 it would remove the heart so it’d be pointless

  • @atallglassoffrog5594
    @atallglassoffrog5594 3 года назад +2680

    30:12 Fun Fact! Chickens can swim (they can also float when not in motion) but purely out of survival and it can be very stressful for them. Putting a chicken in water and forcing it to swim is not endangerment though it is quite cruel and unnecessary.

    • @lune7220
      @lune7220 2 года назад +104

      I like that you phrased it at the end as “cruel and unnecessary”

    • @rebeccahicks2392
      @rebeccahicks2392 2 года назад +190

      From what I understand, though, they can't stay afloat for very long. Waterfowl have oils on their feathers that makes them repel water. Without the oil, feathers become clogged and drag the bird down. So chickens can stay afloat only for as long as it takes for their feathers to lose their pocket of air and absorb water.

    • @nospoonfulofmayonnaiseforme
      @nospoonfulofmayonnaiseforme 2 года назад +10

      Yep! All true.

    • @SallySueSaywhatagain
      @SallySueSaywhatagain 2 года назад +16

      I've known chickens that drowned in a water trough. There's no way they can float and/or swim. They don't have the feathers or the feet for it.

    • @yesitsmeagain5511
      @yesitsmeagain5511 2 года назад +72

      @@SallySueSaywhatagain I think they’re talking about the throwing a 4 year old into a pool knowing how to swim. They don’t know how, they won’t stay afloat for long. But they do bobble a bit before succumbing. And it does depend on the breed of chicken too, some are more floaty than others

  • @gabbie8284
    @gabbie8284 3 года назад +697

    "If you see like a boat, with a girl and a chicken on it, that's just sort of like drifting... maybe she's screaming 'I don't know how to drive the boat, there's a fucking chicken.'"
    - Moana 2016 colorized

  • @octoinkorporated8283
    @octoinkorporated8283 2 года назад +138

    So as per Danny lore he can communicate with ducks run marathons and possesses dream manipulation powers which allow him to become a sleep paralysis demon I think that qualifies him to be a superhero

  • @KatrinaEames
    @KatrinaEames 3 года назад +851

    I'm a little bit worried that Tony having his shirt off all the time indicates that he is the prop in his duck's tiktok account

    • @giggles4895
      @giggles4895 3 года назад +61

      that would explain why the reply to that random twwet was so agressive. The duck did not appreciate being called a prop.

    • @GrinsAndNeedles
      @GrinsAndNeedles 3 года назад +13

      New knowledge unlocked

  • @masondchong
    @masondchong 3 года назад +760

    The commentary genre is turning into a cinematic universe with all these colabs lately

  • @bloodybutterfly2992
    @bloodybutterfly2992 3 года назад +4394

    There is a very simple way to differenciate a duck and a goose.
    Ducks are cuddly adorable sweethearts that love water and peas and make very good pets.
    Geese... geese are assholes that want to watch the world burn

    • @Charlotte-og2hf
      @Charlotte-og2hf 3 года назад +296

      My friend had geese and ducks that just walked around together and while I was trying to go to his trampoline the geese would chase me and the ducks were just chilling and that's how I learned the difference between them

    • @Amy-fd9xp
      @Amy-fd9xp 3 года назад +362

      Ducks are to bees as geese are to wasps

    • @alastorbutwithagun
      @alastorbutwithagun 3 года назад +46

      one time i was at the zoo with my mum and she was just out of view and all i heard was geese, it was very scarring (i was like, 7 or 8)

    • @bloodybutterfly2992
      @bloodybutterfly2992 3 года назад +70

      @@Amy-fd9xp what words of wisdom

    • @sipp3880
      @sipp3880 3 года назад +37

      As seen in untitled goose game

  • @averykrahn7460
    @averykrahn7460 Год назад +134

    yo this dude just got a restraining order after finding a lost kid and then pretending to be his dad when picking him up from school

  • @cloudycreative1155
    @cloudycreative1155 3 года назад +3220

    So are we just gonna ignore Danny’s amazing Ratatoing shirt...?
    That thing is probably worth more than gucci

    • @lillysparrow
      @lillysparrow 3 года назад +41

      he's worn it before, used to it

    • @Emu19
      @Emu19 3 года назад +55

      Judging by the fact I once made an unnoticed comment about it a while ago on a random video of his where I noticed it, either there are plenty other people talking about the ratatoing shirt and just noone ever notices, or Danny reeaaallllyyyy doesn't want anyone to talk about it..... Hmmm 🤔

    • @claranadine1086
      @claranadine1086 3 года назад +23

      I need that shirt hahaha 😂

    • @pokaay3163
      @pokaay3163 3 года назад +24

      Considering you can barely see half of it most of the time, yes

    • @moongirl8807
      @moongirl8807 3 года назад +16

      Well it's hilarious but Danny's videos are always like this for me: uh, nice shirt, that color of blue! I like it! Oh wait, he moved. There's a print on it, that's fine. Let's see what print...it's... a f*cking Ratatoing shirt. Okay nvm (remember that shirt with a weasel on it? I'm not sure if it was a weasel, if an actual English person could correct me on that)

  • @Flameclaw123
    @Flameclaw123 3 года назад +895

    Thought this guy was gonna be posting cute duck vids or even just thirst traps w/ cute animals around him
    Did not expect the beastiality angle 😳

    • @m_e_nere
      @m_e_nere 3 года назад +107

      Some people just choose to be villains

    • @donwade9800
      @donwade9800 3 года назад +19

      Wait...😳 what? Haven't got to that part so 🥴

    • @lavishgoblin
      @lavishgoblin 3 года назад +90

      yep same, i thought it would be kind of cringy thirst traps with the ducks around or things like that and i wish so badly I'd been right

  • @merelymeepsheep2614
    @merelymeepsheep2614 3 года назад +925

    I am very proud of you for becoming a Duck Influencer, Jarvis. I have absolutely no idea what that is, but good job.

  • @donovanfaust3227
    @donovanfaust3227 2 года назад +63

    I find it both strange and hilarious how the women in his videos agreed to be apart of it but only if they cover their faces. Like they don't want to actually be associated with it but are still okay enough with it to participate.

  • @zahrahoque1988
    @zahrahoque1988 3 года назад +343

    I didn’t expect there to be so much drama and sexual tension within the duck influencer niche

  • @EannaWithAFada
    @EannaWithAFada 3 года назад +1102

    If it makes you feel better Jarvis, eggplant is part of the nightshade family, and although healthy for us humans, both the flesh and leaves of an eggplant can be fatal if consumed by ducks
    I'm glad you and Danny voiced your concern for the safety of these ducks because a duck getting sick from the aubergine pills would be very bad news

    • @altaclipper
      @altaclipper 3 года назад +78

      And you certainly don't want your duck to get a boner.

    • @c0ttage
      @c0ttage 3 года назад +4

      lol I was literally looking for this comment

    • @FiSH-iSH
      @FiSH-iSH 3 года назад +23

      @@altaclipper very true. their genitalia are terrifying.

    • @clairepettie
      @clairepettie 3 года назад +32

      Depending on the boner pill, they can cause serious stomach problems and heart issues if ingested by animals. Vets have to treat that particular problem in house pets more than you might expect.

  • @minervapatterson691
    @minervapatterson691 3 года назад +3063

    This is the most heterosexual take on having a duck as a pet

    • @eliastalks7411
      @eliastalks7411 3 года назад +757

      I don't know how he managed to make owning poultry a heterosexual hobby when we all know it is peak cottagecore lesbian or alternatively city-living chaos bi

    • @Throatzillaaa
      @Throatzillaaa 3 года назад +53

      @@eliastalks7411 lol I love this comment

    • @metro_mutt
      @metro_mutt 3 года назад +185

      @@eliastalks7411 what about suburban pan chaos?

    • @eliastalks7411
      @eliastalks7411 3 года назад +201

      @@metro_mutt a very good addition, I would also see suburban pansexuals owning pigs and probably making them little boots

    • @sympathiclilac2391
      @sympathiclilac2391 3 года назад +104

      @@eliastalks7411 Panromantic here! I would 100% own a pig and make him small boots

  • @Penndemonium
    @Penndemonium 2 года назад +69

    8:52 why is danny fucking boppin' while this guy is downing a bottle of pills and jarvis is looking questioning/confused
    danny is like "damn he's addicted to eggplant pills" and jarvis is like "how is this dude alive"

  • @pink_sock
    @pink_sock 3 года назад +3743

    "Chicken lover" is a slang term for the type of gentleman who enjoys the company of young boys. Just putting that out there.

    • @vanadium8865
      @vanadium8865 3 года назад +923

      You know, you’ve somehow managed to make TooTurntTony look even worse than he already did. I didn’t even think that was possible

    • @pink_sock
      @pink_sock 3 года назад +55

      @@vanadium8865 Who?

    • @justsomeguy5390
      @justsomeguy5390 3 года назад +428

      @@pink_sock The guy they talk about for the entire video? Who makes out with birds?

    • @pink_sock
      @pink_sock 3 года назад +251

      @@justsomeguy5390 Oh. Yeah, I didn't watch the video. Sorry.

    • @seyebye
      @seyebye 3 года назад +638

      @@pink_sock ??? this is the strangest youtube comment ive seen

  • @scarthecheetah1958
    @scarthecheetah1958 3 года назад +840

    I feel so bad for these poor chickens and duckies they obviously are confused and stressed. In the TikTok with the “pills” one pill hit the duck and the duck kicked its feet frantically trying to get away. 11:43 in this on that chicken looks stunned. You shouldn’t hold them like that. Also no one wants to see your junk dude let those poor birds go to another home that’ll actually take good care of them. It’s so obvious he’s doing this for views and doesn’t care about the well-being of his birds

    • @starsgalaxy3113
      @starsgalaxy3113 3 года назад +113

      Exactly!! That is how you treat props, not pets. Those poor ducks and chickens.

    • @emmaobrien1376
      @emmaobrien1376 3 года назад +133

      The feathers on some of these chickens look awful. I can't imagine what conditions they're kept in when they're not - you know - being used as props.
      This man needs a therapist, not poultry.

    • @emmaobrien1376
      @emmaobrien1376 3 года назад +139

      At 17:31 you can see that the chicken has awful plumage, like it's been rolled in some kind of greasy substance. A healthy chicken in clean conditions should have perfect feathers; they'll preen all day long to keep their feathers clean and waterproofed. Not to mention how it's being held in a way that can compress the lungs and air sacs and make breathing difficult.

    • @scarthecheetah1958
      @scarthecheetah1958 3 года назад +42

      @@emmaobrien1376 exactly! I’m surprised it hasn’t started plucking

    • @AbsoluteGorbSupreme
      @AbsoluteGorbSupreme 3 года назад +53

      There is probably something illegal going on

  • @Lolwaffles2116
    @Lolwaffles2116 3 года назад +821

    I love how Danny's subconscious is just constantly fighting him to look directly at the camera lmao

  • @imstray5942
    @imstray5942 Год назад +45

    thought the title said "Becoming a Duck Influenza" and i was so excited

  • @nabbyash
    @nabbyash 3 года назад +914

    “A feeding tube is just a beer bong in a suit and a tie” - Jarvis Johnson 2021

    • @spencer28
      @spencer28 2 года назад +11

      As someone with a feeding tube, that is incredibly far from the truth sadly

    • @Tw0Dots
      @Tw0Dots 2 года назад +2

      @@spencer28 you’ve brought it up, I get you have one, & sorry for that but you dont have to reply to every mention about it, it was a joke about feeding tubes. It’s a joke, not meant to be accurate or even about your specific one. This is also how some cope.
      I don’t go on multiple boob implant vids & correct someone making an implant joke just bc I have heart implants lol

    • @sammykenny
      @sammykenny Год назад +24

      @@Tw0Dots It’s okay for a person to speak their truth. It can be annoying to consistently see misconceptions about something that is a big part of your life. Many people underestimate the amount of work and time and difficulty that goes into having a feeding tube. It’s not an implant it’s an active component of healthcare and daily routine. Don’t be so hard on folks.
      That said- excellent quote.

  • @jadeoreo
    @jadeoreo 3 года назад +410

    "its very sensual, him holding that chicken" dear God why

    • @hyness5417
      @hyness5417 3 года назад +13

      Why are we here……….. just to suffer………..

  • @PQAisha
    @PQAisha 3 года назад +646

    I love how all the commentary RUclipsrs are friends with each other

    • @princessaria
      @princessaria 3 года назад +96

      All the good ones seem to be at least haha!

    • @justalula7151
      @justalula7151 3 года назад +83

      thats cuz they are all possibly the same person....

    • @rebekanickell8451
      @rebekanickell8451 3 года назад +78

      @@justalula7151 Makes sense, Jarvis looks EXACTLY like Danny

    • @kourtx1834
      @kourtx1834 3 года назад +49

      @@rebekanickell8451 you mean drew?

    • @stephaniejoobern1001
      @stephaniejoobern1001 3 года назад +28

      @Keyan Halfacre You mean Kurtis Conner?

  • @frostfeather6584
    @frostfeather6584 3 года назад +16

    21:03 PLEASE IT TOOK ALL MY STRENGTH TO KEEP MY SHIT TOGETHER HERE

    • @KitMaster-jx2jb
      @KitMaster-jx2jb 5 месяцев назад +1

      FRR, I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD LMAOOO

  • @smartman8699
    @smartman8699 3 года назад +1979

    11:55 I own 2 roosters and 10 hens, so I think I am also qualified to put my two cents out there. said chicken shown looks like either a Rhode Island Red hen or a red star hen. it does not appear to be a rooster. And I have my own theories about why he choose a hen instead of a rooster. As the owner of a few roosters, I can say from first hand experience they are very, VERY turnt. Tony may have felt intimidated, as his own turntness cannot compare to that of a rooster, so he decided a hen would be the better choice as to still remain the most turnt in the situation.

    • @nospoonfulofmayonnaiseforme
      @nospoonfulofmayonnaiseforme 2 года назад +39

      As a fellow chicken person, i agree

    • @SallySueSaywhatagain
      @SallySueSaywhatagain 2 года назад +50

      Oh, totally. I grew up on a small free-range chicken farm and so can speak with confidence about it, and roosters are the turntest of them all!

    • @kingexplosionmurderfuckoff9376
      @kingexplosionmurderfuckoff9376 2 года назад +16

      @@SallySueSaywhatagain Poor chickens, but yeah..roosters can be scary.

    • @Roachytheking
      @Roachytheking 2 года назад +5

      When you got your chickens, did they tell you 2 were roosters? (Asking cause we had chickens and accidentally got 3 baby roosters)

    • @creppruby
      @creppruby 2 года назад +21

      @@SallySueSaywhatagain we have one rooster at my house (his name is gus) and he once fought off a dog that was attacking his flock, sadly it managed to kill 9 of our hens, 8 of which were the chicken equivalents of teenagers we got that year and the other was one of his daughters 😖 still sad about it as those were some of the friendliest chickens we’d ever had, luckily our new ones are even friendlier and love being held. either way roosters are very vicious

  • @myra7011
    @myra7011 3 года назад +990

    “If you see a boat with a girl and a chicken on it that’s just sort of drifting, maybe she’s screaming “I don’t know how to drive the boat” “There’s a fucking chicken” you should probably help her out.”
    Actually, thats Moana of Motunui, you should probably board her boat and help her return the heart of Tafiti

    • @carmenmercedes9903
      @carmenmercedes9903 3 года назад +38

      not me choking on my water from a yt comment-

    • @somewhere4132
      @somewhere4132 3 года назад +18

      I was looking for this comment

    • @justjulie1113
      @justjulie1113 3 года назад +7

      LMAOO

    • @cheekeemonkee2771
      @cheekeemonkee2771 3 года назад

      this reminds me of the bee movie plane scene

    • @noahh6186
      @noahh6186 3 года назад +9

      Honestly the most intelligent connection I've ever seen in a RUclips comment, it's so specific yet 100% right.

  • @TrumanTheGrayMerchant
    @TrumanTheGrayMerchant 3 года назад +310

    There's incredible irony in throwing a public tantrum when a manager asks you to be considerate of other people and then calling *them* the Karen

    • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
      @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 3 года назад +29

      THANK YOU
      I knew someone would post this observation here eventually...

    • @heathermorton3598
      @heathermorton3598 3 года назад +7

      Karen is, at this point, partially is just what annoying people call people who criticize them. I called out a customer for not wearing shoes in my store and was called a Karen.
      Edit: now that I’ve gotten to the part of the video, it’s way too similar to the situation I’m referring to

    • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
      @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 3 года назад +6

      @@heathermorton3598 It's gone from being a specific label attached to largely white middle-aged women, who are leaning on assumed privilege to verbally intimidate and even abuse people (often younger) in service industry positions; to... a dumb-ass sexist putdown directed at any woman speaking out about something wrong.
      It always had the capacity to degrade into a meaningless sexist label - I am afraid, for the sake of you and people like you, that here we are. Nothing more ridiculous and infuriating than being called a Karen by the person actually BEING a Karen!

    • @beebop9382
      @beebop9382 2 года назад +1

      Not to mention the fact that what he’s doing is literally illegal. Bringing a duck into a grocery store breaks so many health codes I don’t even want to think about it

  • @umbrellaotter7232
    @umbrellaotter7232 Год назад +27

    We need an update on the ‘lost boy’ situation because people don’t understand what tony did was illegal

  • @albertgrunnion2228
    @albertgrunnion2228 3 года назад +342

    This almost feels like a courtroom: Jarvis is presenting the evidence for Tony being too turnt to the judge of true turnt, Danny.

  • @asmaabelefqih6678
    @asmaabelefqih6678 3 года назад +162

    Both of their eye's color matches the color of what they're wearing, it's really satisfying

  • @f1shm1lkshake
    @f1shm1lkshake 2 года назад +22

    i love the "becoming a _____ Influencer" saga with danny gonzalez in this commentary universe!

  • @iiGingiey
    @iiGingiey 3 года назад +1721

    I actually like T.T.Tony's response, they aren't props they are pets he loves them he doesn't just use them for clout, that is a fine response imo
    Never mind take his pets away

    • @jarvis
      @jarvis  3 года назад +877

      this is my favorite comment

    • @cumologist2654
      @cumologist2654 3 года назад +422

      character development

    • @AirLight1646
      @AirLight1646 3 года назад +104

      @@jarvis if it’s your “favorite comment” then why didn’t you heart it? Hmmmmmm?

    • @gregmcgregginton574
      @gregmcgregginton574 3 года назад +42

      @@AirLight1646 i second this statement. 🤔

    • @catie5403
      @catie5403 3 года назад +58

      A personal journey I think we all went on over the course of this video XDXD

  • @badbenchbanana6481
    @badbenchbanana6481 3 года назад +298

    The fact that they just continuesly use the word turnt randomly in the beginning is just lovely

    • @doubtful_seer
      @doubtful_seer 3 года назад +12

      It stopped sounding like a word very quickly. lol

  • @arranelizabeth3145
    @arranelizabeth3145 3 года назад +756

    Is the duck a prop... or an actor? It has lines, costumes and blocking in these scenes. I think I once saw the chicken in a community theatre production of Oklahoma

    • @TheAZElele
      @TheAZElele 3 года назад +34

      Oh I saw that production! She was a great Ado Annie, though I could have done without her pecking at the backdrop wheat all the time.

    • @eldritchteletubby9319
      @eldritchteletubby9319 3 года назад +3

      OOOOOOOOOOOK!
      lahoma

    • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
      @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 3 года назад +12

      "O - cluck - homa" was a masterpiece.

    • @sibaibaiba
      @sibaibaiba 3 года назад +1

      this tbh 🥺👆

    • @allmight401
      @allmight401 3 года назад +4

      But the Duck isn’t being paid

  • @ssnow08
    @ssnow08 3 года назад +22

    at 21:44 when you said “yeah he’s got quite a few ducks here” i thought you were gonna say “he really has his ducks in a row” 😭😭

    • @ssnow08
      @ssnow08 3 года назад +1

      and around 25:00 when you said “maybe he blocked us because somehow he caught wind that we were making this video, he heard it through the airwaves” i for sure thought you’d say “from a little birdie” 😭

  • @cloves2125
    @cloves2125 3 года назад +448

    “if you see like a boat with a girl and a chicken on it” we’ve all seen moana, guys

    • @connorbeith3232
      @connorbeith3232 3 года назад +36

      Don’t forget the big guy with the tattoos.

    • @meganmcleod6152
      @meganmcleod6152 3 года назад +1

      lmao ahhh

    • @theexploraholic
      @theexploraholic 3 года назад +13

      I was gonna say “that’s a strange version of life of Pi” but your comment wins

    • @kashhenk958
      @kashhenk958 3 года назад

      Also there’s a rock

  • @-Ghostess
    @-Ghostess 3 года назад +732

    I haven't herd anyone use "get bent" as an insult since middle school...and I graduated in 2012, so that's saying something.

    • @justjulie1113
      @justjulie1113 3 года назад +7

      You graduated high school or middle school in 2012?

    • @justasmltwngir1732
      @justasmltwngir1732 3 года назад +3

      What does that even mean??

    • @meghanhixon3241
      @meghanhixon3241 3 года назад +32

      @@justasmltwngir1732 to go bend yourself in a shape, duh. So you can be bent :)
      They are just looking out for ur health!!

    • @coltonbates629
      @coltonbates629 3 года назад +5

      What exactly is that saying

    • @IndiaMyers
      @IndiaMyers 3 года назад +3

      Tbh tooturnttony probably graduated in 2012 too… hasn’t grown much since then has he?

  • @fabiob7261
    @fabiob7261 3 года назад +410

    It's late and I'm tired but this really felt like some advanced expressionist theatre
    Like idk if I'm just brain-dead or I just witnessed the next evolution in RUclips collaborations

  • @limediamond4595
    @limediamond4595 Год назад +15

    15:30 this joke was so out of nowhere but it was so perfect

  • @emmyabroad
    @emmyabroad 3 года назад +867

    apparently eggplant is actually extremely toxic to ducks

    • @stephaniejoobern1001
      @stephaniejoobern1001 3 года назад +62

      Avocado is toxic to rabbits

    • @cowch3916
      @cowch3916 3 года назад +54

      Cookie is toxic to parrots

    • @unicornbiomes
      @unicornbiomes 3 года назад +105

      Bleach is toxic to people

    • @greenmann1217
      @greenmann1217 3 года назад +25

      Duh, didnt you hear him say "everyone knows that"

    • @WhutADrag
      @WhutADrag 3 года назад +33

      Garlic is toxic to.. A lot of animals, actually

  • @CocoasArt
    @CocoasArt 3 года назад +5316

    My 2 favorite youtuber together
    I never expected that
    Also thats for sure a duck, duck have flat beaks, snd gees have a sharper beak

    • @madelineo4128
      @madelineo4128 3 года назад +40

      they collab more on danny and kurtis's minecraft smp!

    • @ebbe2792
      @ebbe2792 3 года назад +12

      What's up checkmark?

    • @flareboy2243
      @flareboy2243 3 года назад +2

      I know these two are my favorite commentary youtubers

    • @Rigby_Rools
      @Rigby_Rools 3 года назад +7

      🦆

    • @FrostbiteIsFun
      @FrostbiteIsFun 3 года назад +5

      how are you surprised have you ever seen there channels????

  • @tylerblack3962
    @tylerblack3962 3 года назад +162

    There should be a law stating: "It's illegal to have sex with or use waterfowl in sexual acts"
    It's a law that I didn't think had to be created but clearly, I was mistaken.

    • @steppenfuchs5608
      @steppenfuchs5608 3 года назад +31

      @@evacesartcorner9840 yes it is. A special law that‘s oddly specific about waterfowl, would be kinda sus.

    • @moeshrooms385
      @moeshrooms385 3 года назад +20

      @@steppenfuchs5608 isn’t there a very specific one about raccoons somewhere? idk I might be wrong but for some reason it sounds familiar

  • @zubetp
    @zubetp Год назад +7

    "and that's something he's never been accused of!" makes me laugh every time. excellent delivery

  • @rachelleredd8803
    @rachelleredd8803 3 года назад +2110

    -that is, in fact, a duck, not a goose
    -the chicken is actually a rooster, not a hen, as far as I can tell
    -as someone who owns chickens and knows a fair amount about them, the way he's holding him makes me really uncomfortable. There are a few ways to hold a chicken so that it's comfortable for the bird, and this isn't one of them. He knows absolutely nothing about how to handle a chicken, based on the position of his hands and the angle he's holding him at. I hope the birds are ok and this dude doesn't mistreat them behind closed doors
    Edit: I've been corrected. That is a hen, not a rooster. Danny was right.

    • @ErinLastNameRedacted
      @ErinLastNameRedacted 3 года назад +121

      Behind closed doors? The guy’s molesting them on camera!

    • @lilliegreenlaw
      @lilliegreenlaw 3 года назад +71

      Not a rooster. No spurs, and the earlobes are too small.

    • @rachelleredd8803
      @rachelleredd8803 3 года назад +41

      @@ErinLastNameRedacted yes, I was saying I hope he doesn't do this shit off-camera too

    • @rachelleredd8803
      @rachelleredd8803 3 года назад +31

      @@lilliegreenlaw you do make a point. Not all spurs are super noticeable, though, and what do you call that tail?

    • @lilliegreenlaw
      @lilliegreenlaw 3 года назад +57

      @@rachelleredd8803 while it's harder to see (due to the atrocious way he's holding it) I don't think it's long enough to be a cock's. Most roosters have at least one sickle feather, unless they're molting or being mistreated by other roosters. While this one does seem to have some iridescent black, that's not entirely uncommon for Rhode island hens.
      Also, the chicken that is later seen perched on madame's butt seems to be the same one, and is most definitely a hen.

  • @ishihachi
    @ishihachi 3 года назад +660

    Did anyone else notice that Danny is wearing a ratatoing shirt.

    • @jackson.chetta
      @jackson.chetta 3 года назад +13

      This'll be my like because I don't want to ruin 69 lol.

    • @wishingwell_333
      @wishingwell_333 3 года назад +27

      he's been wearing that for years lmao

    • @wilma678
      @wilma678 3 года назад +14

      Imagine being the fan that gave it to him and knowing that he does wear it lol.

    • @daniel6678
      @daniel6678 3 года назад +3

      excuse me that is RATATOING

    • @ishihachi
      @ishihachi 3 года назад +3

      @@daniel6678 i am dumb nvm

  • @crazysiblings1806
    @crazysiblings1806 3 года назад +522

    Jarvis Gonzalez back at it again with those deep turnt discussions. Tooturnttony and his duck approves. I’m proud 🥲

    • @fishy490
      @fishy490 3 года назад +17

      I just realized that it could be toot urn tony

    • @crazysiblings1806
      @crazysiblings1806 3 года назад

      r/im14andthisisdeep

    • @fishy490
      @fishy490 3 года назад +1

      @@crazysiblings1806 not really deep but alright

    • @crazysiblings1806
      @crazysiblings1806 3 года назад

      Lmao yeah

  • @sleepycactusart
    @sleepycactusart 2 года назад +21

    24:50 danny's lil gasp omg

  • @DeadFam2
    @DeadFam2 3 года назад +501

    I've decided that Jarvis' and Danny's combined fan base is "the unnamed greg". If you don't like it, too bad because it has already been decided by me and only me

    • @AirLight1646
      @AirLight1646 3 года назад +11

      You and 15 other people

    • @v-mouse
      @v-mouse 3 года назад +49

      Why not "Greg is still trying?"

    • @angrychallenge
      @angrychallenge 3 года назад +9

      That's fine

    • @thuphung367
      @thuphung367 3 года назад +13

      Gregistooturnt

    • @AirLight1646
      @AirLight1646 3 года назад +22

      @@v-mouse Greg is trying his best

  • @littlegreencap28
    @littlegreencap28 3 года назад +54

    Not Danny doing the same “there’s someone outside my window with binoculars/a walkie-talkie” bit in both Jarvis and Drew’s collabs from this week 🤣

    • @crystalnewman5063
      @crystalnewman5063 3 года назад

      Oivei right?!

    • @jarvis
      @jarvis  3 года назад +60

      not a bit. danny's window is a hotspot for peepers

    • @littlegreencap28
      @littlegreencap28 3 года назад +20

      @@jarvis oh believe me, I know. It gets crowded there

    • @crystalnewman5063
      @crystalnewman5063 3 года назад +10

      @@littlegreencap28 save me a spot. I'm waiting on a ride

  • @impa2787
    @impa2787 3 года назад +2184

    This guy is like Shane Dawson but has a thing for birds instead of cats.

    • @sweethysteria8737
      @sweethysteria8737 3 года назад +28

      And I oop-

    • @poggerwhite
      @poggerwhite 3 года назад +79

      At least he doesn't have a thing for minors like Shane...

    • @aseofhearts
      @aseofhearts 3 года назад +140

      @@poggerwhite we never know🤷‍♀️

    • @georgia8830
      @georgia8830 3 года назад +22

      @@poggerwhite and like James tbf

    • @exzyyd392
      @exzyyd392 3 года назад +5

      Didn't Shane only make one joke about that years ago?

  • @immortalsun
    @immortalsun 2 года назад +21

    18:43 Missed opportunity to say “duck my head underwater.”