I Spent A Week Alone In The Metaverse

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  • Опубликовано: 21 ноя 2024

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  • @TheEnecca
    @TheEnecca Год назад +12586

    Jarvis being forced to become a jury member in a court run by kids is so funny.

    • @stretchmonster
      @stretchmonster Год назад +822

      Jarvis sending some poor kid to prison for 25 years to life for stealing a dog smh

    • @bitchlasagna1
      @bitchlasagna1 Год назад +374

      And then being the only jury member left by the end 😭

    • @Disatiere
      @Disatiere Год назад +294

      Man went to court once and instantly got jury duty

    • @psinusaa3790
      @psinusaa3790 Год назад

      To those who are still seeking, still questioning, still not sure about their faith, here's an invitation.
      Understand that we, as humans, are limited. We often make mistakes, go astray, and lose our way. It's not about perfection; no one is. As it is stated in Romans 3:23, "For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God."
      Recognize that actions alone won't bring ultimate salvation. It's not about counting good deeds against the bad. Ephesians 2:8-9 teaches, "For by grace you have been saved through faith. And this is not your own doing; it is the gift of God, not a result of works, so that no one may boast."
      Believe in the transformative power of love and forgiveness embodied in Jesus Christ. He laid down His life so we could find ours. The Bible states in John 3:16, "For God so loved the world, that he gave his only Son, that whoever believes in him should not perish but have eternal life."
      True change and enlightenment come when we turn away from our old life and towards a new one - one guided by compassion, love, and humility. Acts 3:19 says, "Repent, then, and turn to God, so that your sins may be wiped out, that times of refreshing may come from the Lord."
      Express your faith, not only in words but also in actions. Embrace love, kindness, and righteousness, just like how Jesus lived His life. As Romans 10:9 suggests, "If you declare with your mouth, 'Jesus is Lord,' and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved."
      Consider baptism, a symbolic gesture of your new journey, your decision to leave the old behind, and embark on a new life in Him. Matthew 28:19 encourages us, "Go therefore and make disciples of all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit."
      Lastly, remain steadfast. Consistency in following Jesus and His teachings is the key. As Jesus says in John 14:15, "If you love me, keep my commands."
      This is not a demand but a warm invitation. An invitation to explore, to understand, and to experience a love that transcends human comprehension. A love that saves, heals, and brings life.

    • @liamhutfles4113
      @liamhutfles4113 Год назад +49

      watching kids be like

  • @Smiley_Fruitcake
    @Smiley_Fruitcake Год назад +2678

    "at which I was so embarrassed, I teleported home." I wish I could do that in real life. You almost made the metaverse sound good for a second.

    • @bug3861
      @bug3861 Год назад +36

      i know right
      having a secluded/private home also sounds pretty nice

    • @ona512
      @ona512 8 месяцев назад +18

      panic tp to home is when our brains become bunny and we zoom into our safety hole

    • @SpeedyGwen
      @SpeedyGwen Месяц назад +6

      actually, its something I used to do irl, when I was bored or didnt know what to say, I would just turn around and run away, I did that until I was like 16 after I escaped school because I didnt want to listen to one of my professors scream at me and I was punished for running away after that... tho its still tempting

    • @lynternet
      @lynternet 4 дня назад

      @@Smiley_Fruitcake TRUE, but you could do this w any mmo

  • @GrahamCrannell
    @GrahamCrannell Год назад +5023

    this is 200% peak introvert. Even in completely anonymous online/virtual spaces, it's still terrifying to try and wedge your way into a conversation lmao

    • @ioncekilledamanwithmyshoe
      @ioncekilledamanwithmyshoe Год назад +180

      I feel like people have no clue what introvert means. It doesn’t necessarily mean that you’re social awkward or anxious, it just means you gain more energy by being alone and you enjoy it.

    • @Jarvismet
      @Jarvismet Год назад +17

      ​@@ioncekilledamanwithmyshoefood job baby boy

    • @thecluckster3908
      @thecluckster3908 Год назад +29

      @@Jarvismetwhat?

    • @_pief_
      @_pief_ Год назад +46

      @@makepeoplemadso what do you call people that prefer to spend most of their time alone?

    • @shadowsoulless6227
      @shadowsoulless6227 Год назад +35

      ​@@makepeoplemadokay so people that like to be around other people constantly aren't extroverts?
      Cuz there are definitely people that like to be around other people way more than other people.

  • @Gossamaggs
    @Gossamaggs 7 месяцев назад +612

    Jarvis dancing for that little kid genuinely made me tear up. It's very sweet and you just know NOBODY else she's interacting with on there is that nice to her.

    • @ebw7218
      @ebw7218 Месяц назад +12

      her little voice 😭

  • @ParodyIncTheWeirdets
    @ParodyIncTheWeirdets Год назад +10578

    jarvis jumping off a cliff in response to being caught eavesdropping is honestly sending me

    • @ScoliosisKing420
      @ScoliosisKing420 Год назад +478

      that was such a mood as an autistic person who hates conversing, I keep seeing his little fall off the cliff in my head everytime I don’t wanna talk 😹

    • @rachelppython
      @rachelppython Год назад +228

      I genuinely cackled out loud from the sheer relatability 😂

    • @h311dr1p
      @h311dr1p Год назад +113

      when they reused that clip later in the vid i lost it

    • @storozha777
      @storozha777 Год назад +3

      This life is temporary. What matters is where you'll spend eternity. You'll either go to heaven or hell forever. Being a “good” person and doing good deeds won’t cover up your sins. The only way to heaven is through Jesus Christ because through Him we have forgiveness of sins. God loves us and created us to be with Him. But our sins separate us from Him. So He sent His only son Jesus to be the perfect sacrifice for our sins. Jesus died for our sins on the cross and rose from the dead so that we can have a relationship with God, forgiveness of sins, and eternal life. Call out to Jesus right now. To be saved trust in Jesus Christ as your savior and repent (confess your sins to God and forsake your sins). Read the Bible and pray

    • @ihategmailpasswords
      @ihategmailpasswords Год назад +1

      @@storozha777 not everyone believes in the christian faith and quite literally no one asked for your sermon in this thread about VR embarrassment. tbh, people don't react favorably to getting unwanted religious spiels crammed down their throats... there's a reason jehovah doorknockers are almost entirely unsuccessful when they bother random people at home lol. maybe you should spend some more time at mass and take a break from writing comments.

  • @oya3391
    @oya3391 Год назад +3485

    The silent man was everything
    The way he raised his arms happily is perfect

    • @psinusaa3790
      @psinusaa3790 Год назад

      To those who are still seeking, still questioning, still not sure about their faith, here's an invitation.
      Understand that we, as humans, are limited. We often make mistakes, go astray, and lose our way. It's not about perfection; no one is. As it is stated in Romans 3:23, "For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God."
      Recognize that actions alone won't bring ultimate salvation. It's not about counting good deeds against the bad. Ephesians 2:8-9 teaches, "For by grace you have been saved through faith. And this is not your own doing; it is the gift of God, not a result of works, so that no one may boast."
      Believe in the transformative power of love and forgiveness embodied in Jesus Christ. He laid down His life so we could find ours. The Bible states in John 3:16, "For God so loved the world, that he gave his only Son, that whoever believes in him should not perish but have eternal life."
      True change and enlightenment come when we turn away from our old life and towards a new one - one guided by compassion, love, and humility. Acts 3:19 says, "Repent, then, and turn to God, so that your sins may be wiped out, that times of refreshing may come from the Lord."
      Express your faith, not only in words but also in actions. Embrace love, kindness, and righteousness, just like how Jesus lived His life. As Romans 10:9 suggests, "If you declare with your mouth, 'Jesus is Lord,' and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved."
      Consider baptism, a symbolic gesture of your new journey, your decision to leave the old behind, and embark on a new life in Him. Matthew 28:19 encourages us, "Go therefore and make disciples of all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit."
      Lastly, remain steadfast. Consistency in following Jesus and His teachings is the key. As Jesus says in John 14:15, "If you love me, keep my commands."
      This is not a demand but a warm invitation. ..

    • @SamanthaPortUkulele
      @SamanthaPortUkulele Год назад +106

      I adore him

    • @ilyexotixx
      @ilyexotixx Год назад +78

      thank you guys! ❤❤ means a lot!

    • @theirlmess_.
      @theirlmess_. Год назад +3

      ​@@ilyexotixx:00

    • @ilyexotixx
      @ilyexotixx Год назад +3

      @@theirlmess_.:0

  • @nicolettejohnson
    @nicolettejohnson Год назад +4554

    Jarvis jumping off the cliff to avoid answering that woman is the funniest thing I've seen in a while

    • @BluePasionTV
      @BluePasionTV Год назад +67

      You mean sliding off the cliff

    • @crimester
      @crimester Год назад

      @@BluePasionTV hovering off the cliff

    • @psinusaa3790
      @psinusaa3790 Год назад

      To those who are still seeking, still questioning, still not sure about their faith, here's an invitation.
      Understand that we, as humans, are limited. We often make mistakes, go astray, and lose our way. It's not about perfection; no one is. As it is stated in Romans 3:23, "For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God."
      Recognize that actions alone won't bring ultimate salvation. It's not about counting good deeds against the bad. Ephesians 2:8-9 teaches, "For by grace you have been saved through faith. And this is not your own doing; it is the gift of God, not a result of works, so that no one may boast."
      Believe in the transformative power of love and forgiveness embodied in Jesus Christ. He laid down His life so we could find ours. The Bible states in John 3:16, "For God so loved the world, that he gave his only Son, that whoever believes in him should not perish but have eternal life."
      True change and enlightenment come when we turn away from our old life and towards a new one - one guided by compassion, love, and humility. Acts 3:19 says, "Repent, then, and turn to God, so that your sins may be wiped out, that times of refreshing may come from the Lord."
      Express your faith, not only in words but also in actions. Embrace love, kindness, and righteousness, just like how Jesus lived His life. As Romans 10:9 suggests, "If you declare with your mouth, 'Jesus is Lord,' and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved."
      Consider baptism, a symbolic gesture of your new journey, your decision to leave the old behind, and embark on a new life in Him. Matthew 28:19 encourages us, "Go therefore and make disciples of all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit."
      Lastly, remain steadfast. Consistency in following Jesus and His teachings is the key. As Jesus says in John 14:15, "If you love me, keep my commands."
      This is not a demand but a warm invitation. An invitation to explore, to understand, and to experience a love that transcends human comprehension. A love that saves, heals, and brings life.

    • @Jackson-v3d
      @Jackson-v3d Год назад +4

      I agree

    • @BookGal-wx5ww
      @BookGal-wx5ww Год назад

      ​@@psinusaa3790....bro what

  • @emmahopkins7229
    @emmahopkins7229 Год назад +537

    the kids being like "come on jarvis" to get u on the jury had me DYINGGG

    • @aldogarcia529
      @aldogarcia529 5 месяцев назад +40

      "GO IN JURY YOU NEED TO COOPERATE WITH US GO IN JURY!!!"

  • @jacksepticeye
    @jacksepticeye Год назад +16353

    This video is excellent!! Good work Jarvy Johnny

    • @nickpoteto
      @nickpoteto Год назад +245

      JACKIE BOY OMG

    • @pl4gued0ct0r
      @pl4gued0ct0r Год назад +157

      JACK??

    • @CreepyConnor
      @CreepyConnor Год назад +425

      Ah yes, my favorite content creators coming together. Jarvy Johnny and Speptic Jackson.

    • @mattiass.6571
      @mattiass.6571 Год назад +111

      oh my god! a youtuber I like! with another youtuber I like! under a video of the youtuber I like! these are confusing times

    • @akhimahathir2004
      @akhimahathir2004 Год назад +22

      An irish man is here! 🤩

  • @Prederick
    @Prederick Год назад +9101

    Jarvis' responsibility as an adult to "not crush the dreams of a child at 11 AM" is just absolutely killing me.

    • @mixedvibes9613
      @mixedvibes9613 Год назад +85

      I would not have done that lmfao I was watching that and I was like damn I didn't even think abt that

    • @LilacStarvix
      @LilacStarvix Год назад +163

      ​@@storozha777how do you know your holy book is right and not all the others?

    • @spac3c4d3t
      @spac3c4d3t Год назад +161

      @@storozha777i aint reading allat

    • @41052
      @41052 Год назад +109

      You don’t know how many times I went on countless dumb quests because a lil kid wanted too 😂

    • @storozha777
      @storozha777 Год назад +1

      @@LilacStarvix The Bible is a collection of historical documents written by eyewitnesses during the lifetime of other eyewitnesses. They report supernatural events that took place in fulfillment of specific prophecies and claim that their writings are divine rather than human in origin. (See 2 TImothy 3:16, 1 Thessalonians 2:13, 1 Peter 1:16-21)
      The Bible is unlike many other holy books in that it is a reliable collection of historical documents. You don't just have one individual who says that he heard from God and everybody has to listen to him. The Bible is written on three different continents: Asia, Africa, and Europe. It was written in three different languages mainly Hebrew and Greek with a little bit of Aramaic. It was written by over 40 authors from multiple walks of life. It was written over a period of more than 1500 years and is internally consistent. This is incredibly important and it adds to the credibility of the Bible.
      There have been more than 25,000 archeological digs related directly to the subject matter of the Bible and not one of them contradicts anything in it. These findings include cities, names of leaders, weapons from wars, etc.
      We also have secular historical corroboration that proves that the people, places, and events actually happened. The majority of these findings have confirmed and affirmed the things that we find in the Bible. We can compile the whole Bible with everything we have within 2nd century and 3rd century documents. The evidence for the bible is so much more than any document out there.
      1) What should a person look for when checking to see if an ancient text has been corrupted? The person should look for other surviving copies of that text to cross reference for variants. The Bible has the most surviving copies of any ancient document to put its text to the test for variants, or for corruption. There are around 24,000 manuscripts from all over the ancient world, some as early as the second century. If a variant appears in a later manuscript, it can be compared to much earlier manuscripts to discover when the variant was introduced into the text.
      2) The New Testament has tens of thousands of ancient manuscripts that can be extensively compared to each other; plus, those manuscripts have the earliest dating to its recorded events of any historical book. In other words, the books of the New Testament were written very soon after the events they describe, leaving no room for legend to creep in. In fact, Paul cites more than 500 eyewitnesses to the risen Christ, “most of whom are still living”-meaning that his readers were free to check out the truth for themselves and confirm the accuracy of what he wrote.
      3) What is the value of knowing our manuscript can be checked for reliable transmission? It confirms the teaching found within has been the same since it was written. We can know with assurance that what the authors wrote 2,000 years ago is what we have today.

  • @conquistadorrocket
    @conquistadorrocket Год назад +4580

    something about babyshark2013 asking how they knew he was 10 as soon as jarvis enters the club is just peak comedy to me

    • @NotaArtist
      @NotaArtist Год назад +274

      I mean it was funnier then any of the jokes told in that club. 🙃💀

    • @nardalis4832
      @nardalis4832 Год назад +127

      "ahhh my username is just a number, it doesnt mean anything"

    • @itskay6435
      @itskay6435 Год назад +12

      he made it up

    • @lukamagicc
      @lukamagicc Год назад +6

      Peak comedy guys..

    • @DETECTIVESPACEMAN09
      @DETECTIVESPACEMAN09 Год назад

      kids are maniacs man

  • @Minihood31770
    @Minihood31770 Год назад +214

    You have to remember to press this button every few seconds when the voiceline finishes to continue meditating is absolutely hilarious.
    You'd struggle to make it less meditative if you tried.

    • @ona512
      @ona512 8 месяцев назад +9

      i know how: ad breaks

  • @alfredorivera5764
    @alfredorivera5764 Год назад +10205

    Jarvis- "I want to make adult friends in the metaverse"
    Also Jarvis- *Leaves every single time he finally starts talking to someone*

    • @johngrable8001
      @johngrable8001 Год назад +504

      Me fr

    • @TulipMawlz
      @TulipMawlz Год назад +500

      Me too, anxiety is a BITCH

    • @sleep170
      @sleep170 Год назад +164

      @@TulipMawlzVirtual anxiety 😅

    • @hiimaytuser5832
      @hiimaytuser5832 Год назад +392

      @@sleep170 no like fr, i just wanted to ask a question in the chat, my heart was beating so fast while typing, that shit doesn't leave me alone even in virtual

    • @dinoknightz
      @dinoknightz Год назад +155

      @@hiimaytuser5832 haha true. But it does get better with practice. Also the best thing you can do is just "stop caring" even if it's awkward or you say something stupid, you're behind a mask so take advantage of the anonimity

  • @888pil
    @888pil Год назад +8450

    jarvis finally finding adults having real conversations and turning into a weird silent creep instead of engaging was chefs kiss

    • @philosophy_bot4171
      @philosophy_bot4171 Год назад +57

      Beep bop... I'm the Philosophy Bot. Here, have a quote:
      "Begin - to begin is half the work, let half still remain; again begin this, and thou wilt have finished"
      ~ Marcus Aurelius

    • @glupik1234
      @glupik1234 Год назад +14

      ​@@philosophy_bot4171I don't get it

    • @las10plagas
      @las10plagas Год назад +116

      that's mean!
      I'm a shy person and I'm no creep ☹

    • @Luigidreamteamfan
      @Luigidreamteamfan Год назад +1

      Yyyyyyyyy

    • @Durta_idk
      @Durta_idk Год назад +84

      This gives me nightmare flashbacks from when I had selective mutism😢

  • @justaname-fw8rx
    @justaname-fw8rx Год назад +10505

    Jarvis getting bullied by middle schoolers and making a tiktok with a little girl is the funniest thing that could have come out of this video

    • @ordogordo6589
      @ordogordo6589 Год назад +861

      I would agree and disagree, jumping off a cliff to avoid a fatal “can I help you” attack is a bit funnier

    • @_Cotton
      @_Cotton Год назад +514

      I would agree and disagree, him saying "my only friend left me" without realizing his mic is on and then leaving out if embarrassment is a bit finner

    • @maggotqu33n
      @maggotqu33n Год назад +321

      i also disagree bc him sentencing a kid to prison for 25 yrs for stealing a dog is what got me the most

    • @rachelppython
      @rachelppython Год назад +68

      All of these made me laugh audibly 😂

    • @dinolandra
      @dinolandra Год назад +17

      that was definitely like a 7 year old tho

  • @Nessy-of-the-Lynn
    @Nessy-of-the-Lynn 11 месяцев назад +146

    As someone who was once very bad with social interactions due to a traumatic childhood, the Meta Verse is NOT the way to get over it. It tends to make it worse. Real interactions, one step at time, are the only way to confront those fears from my experience.

    • @veronicarodriguez1751
      @veronicarodriguez1751 2 месяца назад

      I am in agreement, as another traumatized person

    • @Diana72910
      @Diana72910 25 дней назад +2

      Esp cuz there are a lot of kids and rude people. It will be even worse. People are kinder and more empathetic (and def less brave) in person.

    • @SorbetCitron17
      @SorbetCitron17 День назад

      Though, comedians narrating the absurdity is genererally cathartic. To me it is.

  • @turrent7468
    @turrent7468 Год назад +3293

    The kids in the court room yelling "Jarvis go!! Jarvis you're the jury now!!" was killing me

    • @onaclover-coveredhill9618
      @onaclover-coveredhill9618 Год назад +44

      Kids can be a riot

    • @anenemystand5582
      @anenemystand5582 Год назад +100

      Imagine starting the day observing from the gallery and ending it as the sole arbiter of justice in a dog napping case

    • @Pyka4
      @Pyka4 Год назад +1

      metavers is for future, mark wanted to place his name first so after 200 years his family can claim the first real one

  • @Anasteroiddestroyer
    @Anasteroiddestroyer Год назад +3153

    The British lads trying to banter with Jarvis and him awkwardly backing away was relatable. RIP Sean Lock 🙏 He was a comedy legend .

    • @yeebler
      @yeebler Год назад +581

      That was such a pub convo moment. Them taking the piss out of him. He didn't realise that was British code for "about to make some friends for life"

    • @ruth649
      @ruth649 Год назад +251

      They also seemed to be discussing much more recent comedy than Jarvis realised 😂

    • @HadalStreetlights
      @HadalStreetlights Год назад +184

      I related so much to Jarvis in that moment. One time, I met some new people, and one of them immediately called me out for being nervous. I politely made some small talk and then left them, and never sought them out again, and our one mutual friend has now moved states, so I think I'm safe.

    • @wrenmassey6876
      @wrenmassey6876 Год назад +99

      Carrot in a box is one of the funniest bits of 8 out of 10 Cats does Countdown and I will stand by this. Sean Locke was a comedic genius that still brings my family joy today

    • @clementinedanger
      @clementinedanger Год назад +23

      SEAN LOCK IS DEAD????

  • @mothrakk8535
    @mothrakk8535 Год назад +3737

    Can we get some Slim appreciation in the chat? Dude was one of the nicest guys there and literally just cared about making basketball shots. What a fella

    • @quietlily34
      @quietlily34 Год назад +199

      right? i love how jarvis even went and checked his score at the end LMAO slim be ballin he probably #1 at this point

    • @madmaxxx01
      @madmaxxx01 Год назад +87

      For real!!! Him checking the score at the end was so sweet. I hope slim is doing well. Maybe people will find him from these videos and be friends

    • @micahfoley9572
      @micahfoley9572 Год назад +35

      what a baller.

    • @oOoMiSSBiRDoOo
      @oOoMiSSBiRDoOo Год назад +23

      Slim is the man. I just want to know when he reaches first place

    • @faithjanicki8218
      @faithjanicki8218 Год назад +14

      a simple man with simple pleasures. we love you slim

  • @wileycoyote9688
    @wileycoyote9688 Год назад +255

    “I think DOGS should VOTE!”
    I laughed unreasonably hard at that line

    • @l3gacyb3ta21
      @l3gacyb3ta21 11 месяцев назад +12

      it's from monster factory!

    • @ona512
      @ona512 8 месяцев назад +4

      if you liked that joke, you'll like the rest of the series~

    • @risxra
      @risxra 7 месяцев назад

      Look up “Monster Factory Second Life” if you wanna hear more!

    • @violetblythe6912
      @violetblythe6912 7 месяцев назад +2

      It’s a great video 😂

    • @podgy5
      @podgy5 2 месяца назад +3

      Griffin McElroy is truly one of the funniest people 😂

  • @fiend948
    @fiend948 Год назад +3504

    35:12 The celebratory arm-raise was genuinely so sweet. Never change, mystery man

    • @carnuatus
      @carnuatus Год назад +191

      Honestly, him refusing to turn on the mic makes me wonder if he's deaf or mute or has some speech impediment. Maybe autism. Obviously, someone could just not want to talk, which I get. Just food for thought.

    • @thechumbucket8986
      @thechumbucket8986 Год назад

      ​@@carnuatusshut up

    • @jasperlee1025
      @jasperlee1025 Год назад +144

      ​@@carnuatusI was gonna say "well maybe he's just like me" and then I remembered... I'm autistic and it makes me never unmute in any chats loll

    • @kropotkinnie
      @kropotkinnie Год назад +70

      ​@@jasperlee1025fuck same
      i don't even have speech issues it's literally just so stressful w my autism to like... randomly communicate w people online in spaces where i don't know the social rules at all (lmao jus like real life)

    • @randomguy4781
      @randomguy4781 Год назад

      Im not silent mike but I dont turn on my mic either because of a speech impediment that people have trouble understanding me@@carnuatus

  • @dangerliesbeforeyou
    @dangerliesbeforeyou Год назад +3080

    jarvis being caught out listening in on peoples conversations twice and then just legging it (well, not actually legging it since he didnt have legs but u know what i mean) is the most relatable he's ever been lol

    • @quinnfarris
      @quinnfarris Год назад +228

      torsoing it

    • @elize2952
      @elize2952 Год назад +154

      I died when he just jumped off a cliff omg I would’ve done the same irl 😭😂

    • @sdani.
      @sdani. Год назад +2

      i thought your pfp was the bi flag

    • @dangerliesbeforeyou
      @dangerliesbeforeyou Год назад +8

      @@sdani. it is lol it's also my cat too lol

  • @Cavemanner
    @Cavemanner Год назад +2914

    Finding a random guy that never says a word but silently lends you a hand, slowly building a relationship through nothing but silent, friendly interaction, is a perfect microcosm of my experience with MMOs.

    • @GoddoDoggo
      @GoddoDoggo Год назад +73

      This is just the game Journey

    • @Cavemanner
      @Cavemanner Год назад +3

      @@GoddoDoggo well now I have to play it

    • @redrooster3420
      @redrooster3420 Год назад +4

      @@GoddoDoggo Ooh great comparison!! I love that game :)

    • @cmmdrkkenjoyer
      @cmmdrkkenjoyer Год назад +10

      the world of warcraft experience

    • @jjay350
      @jjay350 Год назад +10

      That is basically every online gaming experience I have anymore with someone else.

  • @kaeyaliker
    @kaeyaliker Год назад +77

    this is so funny and relatable because i had the exact same experience when i started playing valorant, a game where the team needs to communicate a lot to win, (most of the times, sometimes things just go smoothly if it's a casual match) and tbh it's even worse because it's a known "toxic" community and i'm a woman but. when you let it all go and just start minding your own business, muting dumb people and reporting them, it really helps with social anxiety. i slowly started turning on my mic to compliment my teammates, suggest strategies, make observations and now i got a discord server with nearly 15 people in it and we all play together basically everyday.
    ig my point is that if you endure enough (we shouldn't have to, but yk..) you'll meet some real cool people at places that are basically hellholes, and it's such an amazing bonding experience. i still have awful matches social wise that leave me drained, but the expectation of maybe meeting someone cool is what keeps me playing not just valo, but any game with a social aspect.
    not metaverse though meta sucks lmao

  • @ghostboy4115
    @ghostboy4115 Год назад +2545

    I absolutely loved the fact you straight up sentenced a guy to prison for 25 years with no context 😭 kids are wild why was that even an option

    • @Disatiere
      @Disatiere Год назад +165

      i mean, he stole a dog

    • @marlizmatwil
      @marlizmatwil Год назад +97

      ace attorny type of punishment lmao

    • @basketman2517
      @basketman2517 Год назад +76

      The fact that after that a kid asked, “25 years or 25 years to life?” They were considering even more extreme. 😭

    • @ona512
      @ona512 8 месяцев назад

      i saw a timer in the ceiling so there's a chance it's guided roleplay

  • @realainsmcf
    @realainsmcf Год назад +5487

    Only Jarvis could turn the Metaverse into something almost heartwarming

    • @heatherhaven1268
      @heatherhaven1268 Год назад +22

      So wholesome ❤

    • @sageofspace
      @sageofspace Год назад +72

      Genuinely one of the only videos on the metaverse that I was able to sit through bc it was actually entertaining

    • @kilah.
      @kilah. Год назад +7

      Ryan trahan did it first

    • @fluffsquirrel
      @fluffsquirrel Год назад +14

      @@kilah. True true, but this is like an introvert perspective as well. Both are amazing and inspirational!

    • @MNoddle
      @MNoddle Год назад +3

      It was just the mystery man

  • @fellowcommenter1466
    @fellowcommenter1466 Год назад +1714

    I'm glad Slim's score was forever memorialized in this video, bro was grinding basketball for several days straight, he deserved it

    • @crazyowlgirlcncowner
      @crazyowlgirlcncowner Год назад +30

      I read this as Slim's CORE and I didn't even question it lol

    • @GuntWastelander
      @GuntWastelander Год назад +43

      Somebody needs to buy that guy an actual video game, dude would have an aneurism trying to comprehend the complexity of the gameplay being more than throw ball and number go up

    • @taylifts
      @taylifts Год назад +15

      I was so happy we saw him again, it was so wholesome lol

    • @crazyowlgirlcncowner
      @crazyowlgirlcncowner Год назад +39

      @@GuntWastelander Shhh, Slim is a simple man. He cannot be bothered by such complexities

    • @GuntWastelander
      @GuntWastelander Год назад +3

      @@crazyowlgirlcncowner I’m jealous honestly 😫

  • @darkfang25
    @darkfang25 9 месяцев назад +38

    That “child test” for the bar is so easily bearable with the clever use of a rubber band lmao

  • @MarkTheMagnificent
    @MarkTheMagnificent Год назад +746

    No surprise that the silent dude was dope. It's super common in VRChat to have people chilling and refusing to talk, using other means to communicate. It's usually an anxiety thing and it's just a known and widely supported part of the culture. Pretty cool.

    • @sunflower9310
      @sunflower9310 Год назад +9

      Love how I came across this comment as this part showed up. It was actually a really sweet interaction ngl x

    • @ilyexotixx
      @ilyexotixx 7 месяцев назад +10

      It’s a lot better now! ❤️❤️

    • @Gabrielle-vz1me
      @Gabrielle-vz1me 6 месяцев назад

      @@ilyexotixx it’s you! How incredible! IRL, or…a close facsimile. You were a good sport! 😉

    • @ilyexotixx
      @ilyexotixx 6 месяцев назад +3

      @@Gabrielle-vz1me i’m just tryna make friends ❤️❤️❤️

    • @Gabrielle-vz1me
      @Gabrielle-vz1me 6 месяцев назад

      @@ilyexotixx you seem to be excelling at it! You are a big hit.
      Being kind is always the move, buddy. 😎

  • @Remerdre
    @Remerdre Год назад +1672

    As someone with social anxiety, I've often wondered about getting a headset and trying to make friends in the metaverse. After watching this, I have decided that the metaverse will be my personal hell loop when I die.

    • @j-j8984
      @j-j8984 Год назад +157

      I've thought about doing that for VRchat, but then I remind myself that I'd be too scared to actually talk to anyone and end up never using the headset due to pure social anxiety.

    • @drawingdragon
      @drawingdragon Год назад

      This is 100% my experience with VR chat, but honestly I have had some very nice interactions there. There's an entire subculture of "mutes", Aka people who either can't speak, or just are too socially anxious to speak, so if you "join" a group just being quiet and making Hand gestures (or using emotions on avatars that have it) you can find people to hang out with that are pretty cool with it.
      VRchat Also has way more interesting worlds and avatars and its easier to connect with someone over a shared interest that way. There are also worlds where you can play card games or virtual sports (like mini golf) so you can spend time with people without talking to them.
      What I did was slowly build my confidence by playing alone, then playing with others with my own mic AND others' audio muted, then with others audible and my own mic off, until finally I found tiny groups in worlds that interested me that I could talk to... usually only for a few minutes before getting so anxious I would just leave.
      But it's definitely fun when you find good people.

    • @circumferenced
      @circumferenced Год назад +16

      @@j-j8984i love furries but vrchat is all furries, everyone on there is a furry

    • @montrovy
      @montrovy Год назад +1

      @@j-j8984 I'm pretty sure you can use VRchat without.. a VR headset - so that's always a low-stakes option to try considering VRchat is also free

    • @christalhorton8631
      @christalhorton8631 Год назад +4

      THIS

  • @0304dina
    @0304dina Год назад +4333

    The concept of people expecting privacy in an OPEN voice chat, is hilarious to me

    • @skeetsmcgrew3282
      @skeetsmcgrew3282 Год назад +137

      Is that really different from real life? Eavesdropping isn't a crime, it's just rude

    • @0304dina
      @0304dina Год назад +445

      @@skeetsmcgrew3282 I'm not supporting Zuck's dystopian idea of a social life, so I also won't see an open metaverse world as anything more than a public voice chat.
      This is not real life, thus online rules apply.
      It would only be rude if you kept interrupting people or bothered someone in a private chat room.
      I'm not role playing real life lol.

    • @skeetsmcgrew3282
      @skeetsmcgrew3282 Год назад +47

      @@0304dina Yeah, I'm with you. Obviously this is far, far from becoming a household item. But in 20 years, who knows? If you don't treat it as a real place it kinda loses the immersion. I wouldn't be surprised if an entirely unique set of social rules start to apply to these spaces, including things like public chat. As someone who can't even stand phone calls, this would never become my outlet for socialization. But for other people, yeah I get why you'd apply common social rules

    • @0304dina
      @0304dina Год назад

      @@skeetsmcgrew3282 VRChat exists.
      With its own set of social online rules.
      And somehow everyone has fun over there, while the Metaverse is a bleak outlook on what a social life could become, if you let a sociopath like Zuckerberg make new social constructs.
      People make rules, not insane billionaires.

    • @Zectifin
      @Zectifin Год назад +102

      yeah in real life you still expect some amount of privacy. like if someone comes over to my friends and I having a conversation in a bar its rude to just stand and listen or butt into the conversation. This is an online chat room. you do not get privacy in an online chat room. Thats not how this works. I'd just stand around to piss them off more.

  • @ezequielrocha5859
    @ezequielrocha5859 5 месяцев назад +94

    Jarvis has decided to live his life in the metaverse that is why he has yet to post a video in 10 months

    • @wubbadubnub
      @wubbadubnub 5 месяцев назад +7

      hes on his second channel, same type of videos

    • @garrettferrell6821
      @garrettferrell6821 14 дней назад

      He dedicated his life to battling Slim for the number one spot in Gatby’s basketball 😂

  • @the1masterpiece1
    @the1masterpiece1 Год назад +5717

    Being a grown adult and spending your saturday nights in the metaverse rudeling heckling kids at a comedy club might be the saddest thing I've ever seen

    • @risu2312
      @risu2312 Год назад +525

      She said she had a kid so maybe she's a stay at home mom trying out what her kid bought, crazy how incredibly rude she is to literal children

    • @squin6959
      @squin6959 Год назад +184

      @@risu2312ikr her poor kid

    • @h0td0gwater
      @h0td0gwater Год назад +65

      well you clearly haven;t seen me putting on make up at 4am just to film tiktoks that don;t get over 5 likes while simultaneously shaving off my eyebrows to fit the eyebrow filter
      i dont blame you though, most people havent seen it either :(

    • @micahfoley9572
      @micahfoley9572 Год назад +66

      ir could be worse. she could be doing this to service workers at the local interstate ihop..

    • @stephaniejoobern1001
      @stephaniejoobern1001 Год назад +76

      Yeah like if you're expecting mature (not necessarily innapropriate) humor and hear children telling child jokes maybe that's not what you expect but how could you talk to literal children like that? They're in their formative years stuff like that sticks w them.

  • @sleepyone444yes7
    @sleepyone444yes7 Год назад +2807

    "While there was many tools to protect children from adults, there was no tools to protect me from my children." I felt this

    • @RevJR
      @RevJR Год назад +69

      I feel like half of the online spaces are just kids being loud.

    • @riproar11
      @riproar11 Год назад +3

      *"there were", not "there was".

    • @tsundor1
      @tsundor1 Год назад +98

      @@riproar11 that's what you're correcting? not the "my children" part???

    • @loverrlee
      @loverrlee Год назад +28

      This is how I felt streaming. Like GTFO I’m not a babysitter 😭

    • @vappyreon1176
      @vappyreon1176 Год назад +6

      They always say the most slurs too

  • @zekewalker1350
    @zekewalker1350 Год назад +868

    “I’m doing a TikTok you wanna do it with me?” Literally so sweet of you to indulge that kid and dance in her metaverse TikTok

    • @breadg1818
      @breadg1818 Год назад +66

      That little child was like the 2nd nicest person he met on his jouney

  • @funnelkaek
    @funnelkaek Год назад +50

    jarvis this is a flawless video. fantastic commentary, poignant humor, engaging the whole way through, and something emotional bubbling underneath the whole way through

  • @Kauaimon
    @Kauaimon Год назад +2862

    I hope Slim sees this video and knows we're rooting for him

    • @comikgaming8687
      @comikgaming8687 Год назад +56

      I came into the comments hoping to find a comment from them

    • @koftli8997
      @koftli8997 Год назад +66

      KEEP GOING SLIM

    • @crissy4445
      @crissy4445 Год назад +106

      And silent mic, we love silent mic

    • @d_trich
      @d_trich Год назад +36

      ​@@crissy4445I thought it was Silent Mike, but Mic makes more sense

    • @MINIMAN10000
      @MINIMAN10000 Год назад +27

      Man's to busy working to become #1 he will never see the world outside of the screen on his face. But maybe one day, once he claims #1.

  • @tecc
    @tecc Год назад +1787

    I’ve never related harder than I did watching Jarvis running away from every social situation he encountered

    • @micahfoley9572
      @micahfoley9572 Год назад +23

      i know, right? i was like "oh, it's empty? maybe i'll go check it out then" lol

  • @jilliebean613
    @jilliebean613 Год назад +1636

    Big respect to Slim for just hanging out and shooting virtual basketballs.

    • @solarslimgaming110
      @solarslimgaming110 Год назад +231

      Thanks fam !!!

    • @betafi4535
      @betafi4535 Год назад +27

      @@solarslimgaming110 yo slim lmk next time you're in the metaverse!!

    • @htspencer9084
      @htspencer9084 Год назад +21

      ​​@@solarslimgaming110 rooting for you buddy!

    • @JustinFL1x
      @JustinFL1x Год назад +11

      @@solarslimgaming110 yo what's up Slim it's Bris

    • @anthonybailey6153
      @anthonybailey6153 Год назад

      Slims chasing my highscore

  • @katcaparula7898
    @katcaparula7898 4 месяца назад +15

    I just got here and have already watched all of the old videos. Where has Jarvis gone?
    Nevermind I see he's golden.

  • @emperorbailey
    @emperorbailey Год назад +1626

    "This is final arguments, so no more evidence" is a surprising level of understanding of court proceedings for a kid.
    Respect to those weird little monsters.

    • @uniqueswift4480
      @uniqueswift4480 11 месяцев назад +82

      very real playing pretend is a great way to teach kids

    • @1WEareBUFO1
      @1WEareBUFO1 10 месяцев назад +61

      The tangible pressure put on jarvis to show up to jury duty was too real.

    • @Awesomeferret10
      @Awesomeferret10 8 месяцев назад +7

      Kids have way to much of an understanding of court proceedings. I have a vivid memory of one week during my after school program when I was like seven and the oldest kid there was maybe 10 where we just all got really into playing pretend court where there was a jury rotation and we all voted on who the judge would be and then the judge would pick the defendant who would then pick their attorney. And we just like. Did that. For a week. Like we actually followed the court structure and everything. I’m sure we got some stuff wrong but as a small child it felt like we were being super smart and professional. I found out next year that in 3rd grade they apparently do a mock trial for English class so that’s where all those older kids probably got their info from. But still. Impressive nonetheless. Kids can really organize shit well for games of pretend.

    • @airotiv7916
      @airotiv7916 15 дней назад

      Right?

  • @khjgl6574
    @khjgl6574 Год назад +2630

    The senior book club is so sweet. Id love to see more of that in VR spaces. Might be great for group therapy sessions too

    • @stephaniejoobern1001
      @stephaniejoobern1001 Год назад +122

      Yes the host of it seemed so sweet also!

    • @NotaArtist
      @NotaArtist Год назад +117

      Even just spaces for older people to get together digitally could be amazing. Cause loneliness among the elderly is an absolute issue. It could be a cool addition. And yeah the host was so damn sweet. I hope all of them are doing amazingly

    • @clementinedanger
      @clementinedanger Год назад +32

      I'm already having so much trouble telling my very sweet and deeply professional online boomer therapist that it's hard for me to spill my guts to a pair of concerned eyebrows and a forehead, nobody needs that kind of stress

    • @bzipoli
      @bzipoli Год назад +10

      the main take i got from this is adults are actually (generally) pretty ok and welcoming. maybe bc it's so hard to find another adult nowadays like he said.
      but i think you got a great take on it. just like zoom helped a lot of ppl doing therapy throughout the pandemic, this could be a good tool (not exactly metaverse, but VR or AR) for group therapy or enhancing social experience for elderly or heavily disabled (phisically or mentally, sometimes it's just very hard to leave one's house or care unit) people who might feel lonely

    • @bzipoli
      @bzipoli Год назад

      ​@@clementinedangerwe all have different experiences with therapy. it might work not work for you, but might help some other folks. it's important to have all alternatives to patients at the table so they can choose what fits their experience

  • @bastet.lioness
    @bastet.lioness Год назад +546

    “I was so embarrassed that I teleported home.” lol what a line.

  • @NicoStormchild
    @NicoStormchild 11 месяцев назад +15

    That was actually quite an amazing video. I rarely stick around for 30+ minutes on youtube in the first place. Metaverse was supposed to be this new best thing but, from the moment it was announced, any VR pioneer kinda knew that it wouldn't work. We were all hopeful!

  • @ashkebora7262
    @ashkebora7262 Год назад +1032

    I love how the most human interaction you had as a socially awkward person was some random nice silent person by themselves. Goes to show there's a lot more to being a likeable person than being able to stand around and blab.

    • @erxs
      @erxs Год назад +9

      BLAB??? 😭

    • @TenshiLove5
      @TenshiLove5 Год назад +7

      I think you mean float around.

    • @OutlawGrrl
      @OutlawGrrl Год назад +6

      Kind of reminds me of Dark Souls multiplayer. There's no chat function in the game, so whenever you co-op or invade another player it's all totally silent. We communicate through gestures and emotes yet the interactions always feel so genuine. Sometimes even PvP interactions turn friendly. It's neat! There's a lot more to online communication than just talking.

    • @ashkebora7262
      @ashkebora7262 Год назад +3

      @@erxs Blather would've been a better old-timey word, but 'blab' definitely fits with Jarvis having walked in on one or two more personal conversations that he couldn't inject himself in to. lol

  • @MatchaTheVibeking
    @MatchaTheVibeking Год назад +3193

    Big props to silent mike for giving this tumultuous journey the happy ending it deserved. The way he raised his arms for the score and waved goodbye back just warms my heart.

    • @stacyaaa9471
      @stacyaaa9471 Год назад +110

      Ikr its sooo sweet 😭props to silent mike

    • @ilyexotixx
      @ilyexotixx Год назад +139

      Thank you!

    • @febcortes5878
      @febcortes5878 Год назад +64

      @@ilyexotixx okay but seeing you there actually warmed my heart haha, high five silent mike

    • @ilyexotixx
      @ilyexotixx Год назад

      @@febcortes5878 thank you! high five!

    • @sujx_174
      @sujx_174 Год назад +5

      fr so sweet

  • @fishkid1177
    @fishkid1177 Год назад +19428

    jarvis saying "man, my only friend left me" and immediately leaving out of embarrassment is so mecore

    • @olive_schilde
      @olive_schilde Год назад +565

      He just like me frfr

    • @asukalei
      @asukalei Год назад +537

      Omg I'm crying 😂 when he said that, I felt it.. but also-thats how you could make a friend!!

    • @Incomprehensibilitiesdotcom
      @Incomprehensibilitiesdotcom Год назад +81

      THERES NO DAMN WAY.

    • @fishkid1177
      @fishkid1177 Год назад +26

      @@Incomprehensibilitiesdotcom COPY!?!

    • @Itsmyrap
      @Itsmyrap Год назад +82

      That was extremely relatable 🤣🤣🤣

  • @shirtstealer86
    @shirtstealer86 11 месяцев назад +12

    I love that the book club members held their arms and hands out like they were going to strangle him

  • @AdzaanMaiiTso
    @AdzaanMaiiTso Год назад +2180

    Jarvis never figuring out how to interact with the adults and then being bossed around by kids while accidently moving up their hierarchy is the funniest and most relatable thing ever, lmfao. 😂

  • @FlowersMakeMeHappy
    @FlowersMakeMeHappy Год назад +1408

    Jarvis getting bullied by children and being too lonely and shy for adult is so funny to me, having to pick being social or being bullied by kids and picking kids- no wonder I relate to his videos so much

    • @ember9361
      @ember9361 Год назад +23

      Mr. Pickens, sir....

    • @Moony1568
      @Moony1568 Год назад +15

      Jim, sir! What are you doing watching Jarvis? You have to feed your prisoners in the basement! They’re starving Jim!

    • @youyeedyourlasthaw
      @youyeedyourlasthaw Год назад +15

      we need a callmekevin jarvis collab

    • @JMiN___
      @JMiN___ Год назад +3

      “And picking kids”
      Ayo 🤨📸

    • @maggotqu33n
      @maggotqu33n Год назад

      @@youyeedyourlasthawespecially since kevin dabbled in bad life hack videos too. it would be perfect but would never happen but still

  • @BigWalex
    @BigWalex Год назад +819

    Wow that sequence with Quiet Mike was extremely cute. The arms going up and the wave 😭😭😭

    • @lailalolz333
      @lailalolz333 Год назад +26

      the waves were so cute :')

    • @cjeb673
      @cjeb673 Год назад +19

      Honestly tho why did I start tearing up… wholesome af

    • @ilyexotixx
      @ilyexotixx Год назад +1

      thanks guys xx ❤❤❤

  • @EthonIsOver
    @EthonIsOver 15 дней назад +20

    it’s been a year daddy i really really miss you

    • @QuinnEthanR
      @QuinnEthanR 6 дней назад

      He posts more on his second channel, Jarvis Johnson GOLD!

    • @EthonIsOver
      @EthonIsOver 4 дня назад

      @ i know it’s a meme lil bro

  • @katiemckenzie521
    @katiemckenzie521 Год назад +796

    The utter chaos of the trial scene had me near tears I was laughing so hard. 25 years for stealing a dog, the vote from the single jury member who was forced out of the crowd at the end of the trial 😆😆😆

    • @sydneyking3094
      @sydneyking3094 Год назад +32

      Also the hurrying him into the jury box.... hilarious

  • @solarslimgaming110
    @solarslimgaming110 Год назад +3506

    Yo Jarvis appreciate the luv and all the luv in the chats !!!! Just got back from vacation and walked into Gastbys and everyone was coming up to me a few were waiting by the courts hoping I would pop in lol !!! Back to the grind to #1 !!! Hopefully will catch up again one day my guy !!! Great work … luv and respect homie

  • @avr7120
    @avr7120 Год назад +682

    silently listening to a group without getting a word in, then getting uncomfortable and leaving when someone points it out is so me-coded. They really are just like us

    • @drdabsmore945
      @drdabsmore945 Год назад

      Omg fr. You're not like other girls.

    • @avr7120
      @avr7120 Год назад +21

      @@drdabsmore945 i hope youre joking cause i love other girls (literally) (im homosexual)

  • @TheAGcollector101
    @TheAGcollector101 2 месяца назад +6

    This is still my favorite Jarvis video of all time, rewatching for comfort 1 yr later

  • @mellow_mallow
    @mellow_mallow Год назад +2023

    i feel so bad laughing at Barbara getting stuck in the pool but it's so funny to me because that feels so much like something that would happen in real life

    • @Queerpixiedreamgrrl
      @Queerpixiedreamgrrl Год назад +31

      I came back to this video just for that day 😂

    • @ona512
      @ona512 8 месяцев назад +44

      "Barbara's stuck in the pool 😰"

    • @theStrayKat1980
      @theStrayKat1980 7 месяцев назад +7

      ​@@ona512😂ikr I can't stop giggling 😅

    • @Flyn4thewin
      @Flyn4thewin 7 месяцев назад +33

      The way he says "Barbara's stuck in the pool" almost feels like this is a regular occurrence

    • @mellow_mallow
      @mellow_mallow 7 месяцев назад +17

      @@Flyn4thewin LITERALLY like this pool is a known hazard for this book club 😭

  • @rluciano287
    @rluciano287 Год назад +2850

    Jarvis' social anxiety speaks to my soul. Please pray for us socially awkward introverts lol

    • @monhi64
      @monhi64 Год назад +5

      What’s up with that, Danny, Drew and Jarvis all frequently talk about being socially anxious. Kurtis is without a doubt the least I can’t specifically remember anything but he’s probably said it at some point. It’s like it’s just an assumption anyone our age (and probably younger) are fucked mentally. With so many people being canceled at the moment it’s on my mind and I betcha there’s probably a strong correlation between social anxiety and them not doing shit that would get them cancelled.

    • @lilaviolettaxo
      @lilaviolettaxo Год назад +98

      @@monhi64 social anxiety is a real thing. it is not just "not doing shit that would get them cancelled"

    • @viktuuri
      @viktuuri Год назад +57

      ​@@monhi64them: i have social anxiety
      you: no you dont you just dont want to get cancelled.

    • @reiwelsch
      @reiwelsch Год назад +43

      @@monhi64 social anxiety is a real complex mental disorder and also very commonly comorbid with adhd which we know jarvis has for example. personally i also got socially anxious cause of rejection sensitivity that comes with adhd it could be something like thta. it could also be some other things theve experienced in the past, it could be physical/chemical imbalance it could come from somany things its common amongst lots of people but i think a lot of older generations have learned to try to repress their feelings or talking about it/ being honest about it

    • @certificateofirrelevance2412
      @certificateofirrelevance2412 Год назад

      No

  • @NaudVanDalen
    @NaudVanDalen Год назад +616

    27:56 Jarvis jumping off the cliff after the woman asked "Can I help you?" is hilarious. 😂

    • @ciriknockoff5738
      @ciriknockoff5738 Год назад +17

      Mood honestly. I'd do the same

    • @lor4307
      @lor4307 Год назад +7

      i died laughing at that part

  • @Draconiangem
    @Draconiangem Год назад +45

    They have legs now. 😄 Also as a side note, my father is a part of Thrive Pavilion and to see it really shine you need to jump in when they have scheduled events. He loves the community they have so that one really is a good one.

  • @DangStank
    @DangStank Год назад +2907

    So that lady KNEW about the adult comedy club.
    But she CHOSE to instead go bully children.
    Pro gamer moves

    • @bellac6311
      @bellac6311 Год назад +190

      i mean she sounds like she fries fish for all the kids in her trailer park so i wasnt expected much better

    • @digit4lbunny876
      @digit4lbunny876 Год назад +56

      Me when I go on roblox

    • @lemonmeat
      @lemonmeat Год назад +9

      @@bellac6311 LMAOOO

    • @Durta_idk
      @Durta_idk Год назад +33

      First Karen to use metaverse

    • @jamstarr
      @jamstarr Год назад +33

      @@bellac6311 most of the adults in there seem to really just needed somewhere to vent and make fun of kids lol

  • @JordanLeetheBoi
    @JordanLeetheBoi Год назад +1325

    I'm having a really tough time in life right now and I laughed out loud after the lady said "Can I help you?" and then Jarvis yeeted himself off a cliff.

    • @viviantompkins7925
      @viviantompkins7925 Год назад +38

      Sending good vibes your way 💙 I’m sorry things are hard

    • @pixiechan
      @pixiechan Год назад +16

      I hope things get better.

    • @FoxGoalie
      @FoxGoalie Год назад +43

      But please don't take inspiration!

    • @joolian4763
      @joolian4763 Год назад +4

      Just watch that clip on repeat until it is burned into your retinas, hope that helps 😀

    • @TheAGcollector101
      @TheAGcollector101 Год назад +2

      same omg, and that scene made me laugh so hard!

  • @stev6963
    @stev6963 Год назад +560

    This was great. I laughed so hard when he eavesdropped on the zip line group and the girl said “can I help you?” only for him to immediately jump off the cliff to avoid talking to her.

    • @torteeda
      @torteeda Год назад +7

      Me too! That was my favorite part

    • @BaronEmilioDeath
      @BaronEmilioDeath Год назад +1

      Yeah. I must admit, that was hilarious.

  • @pirimi
    @pirimi 10 месяцев назад +196

    it's so dystopian to me how these children would rather spend hours with total strangers on some terribly made virtual world, making hateful and just unfunny derogatory 'jokes', than spend a few hours hanging out with their friends outside irl
    wtf are their parents doing??

    • @morbidsearch
      @morbidsearch 10 месяцев назад +49

      I miss my childhood days when me and my friends spent hours outside making hateful and unfunny derogatory jokes.

    • @TheShadowcreator
      @TheShadowcreator 9 месяцев назад +62

      We have no third places for children in America, only highways

    • @pirimi
      @pirimi 9 месяцев назад +11

      @@TheShadowcreator not everyone lives in the USA

    • @ona512
      @ona512 8 месяцев назад

      have u ever been on a CPPS

    • @SaysSamara
      @SaysSamara 7 месяцев назад +7

      Just so you might have some peace of mind, the kids around me get on when it's time to go home from running around outside all day/ being at school. There are children all over the world who step in, all different time zones are filled.

  • @nasaratijbetts2705
    @nasaratijbetts2705 Год назад +1561

    “I’m 32 years old, I need to settle down, start thinking about having kids” that line took the life out of me lmao

    • @ThwipThwipBoom
      @ThwipThwipBoom 6 месяцев назад +44

      Kids are overrated.

    • @ladybugleader
      @ladybugleader 6 месяцев назад +70

      that paired with “FORTNITE BATTLE PASS” was truly a work of art

  • @Kimberly-hm5xj
    @Kimberly-hm5xj Год назад +829

    jarvis being anxious and constantly leaving is so... relatable

    • @hello_kitty_is_my_religion
      @hello_kitty_is_my_religion Год назад +1

      fr

    • @psinusaa3790
      @psinusaa3790 Год назад

      To those who are still seeking, still questioning, still not sure about their faith, here's an invitation.
      Understand that we, as humans, are limited. We often make mistakes, go astray, and lose our way. It's not about perfection; no one is. As it is stated in Romans 3:23, "For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God."
      Recognize that actions alone won't bring ultimate salvation. It's not about counting good deeds against the bad. Ephesians 2:8-9 teaches, "For by grace you have been saved through faith. And this is not your own doing; it is the gift of God, not a result of works, so that no one may boast."
      Believe in the transformative power of love and forgiveness embodied in Jesus Christ. He laid down His life so we could find ours. The Bible states in John 3:16, "For God so loved the world, that he gave his only Son, that whoever believes in him should not perish but have eternal life."
      True change and enlightenment come when we turn away from our old life and towards a new one - one guided by compassion, love, and humility. Acts 3:19 says, "Repent, then, and turn to God, so that your sins may be wiped out, that times of refreshing may come from the Lord."
      Express your faith, not only in words but also in actions. Embrace love, kindness, and righteousness, just like how Jesus lived His life. As Romans 10:9 suggests, "If you declare with your mouth, 'Jesus is Lord,' and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved."
      Consider baptism, a symbolic gesture of your new journey, your decision to leave the old behind, and embark on a new life in Him. Matthew 28:19 encourages us, "Go therefore and make disciples of all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit."
      Lastly, remain steadfast. Consistency in following Jesus and His teachings is the key. As Jesus says in John 14:15, "If you love me, keep my commands."
      This is not a demand but a warm invitation. ...

    • @RedBreadist
      @RedBreadist Год назад +5

      seriously, i've done the same thing on so many online games where you're supposed to be social. the moment someone talks to me i panic, even if they're incredibly nice lol

  • @tomdelongjohns
    @tomdelongjohns Год назад +1565

    oh my god the unexpected "I THINK DOGS SHOULD VOTE!" clip jarvis thank you so much for bringing that good good goof into my day.

    • @dirtbby
      @dirtbby Год назад +35

      Wait when was that I missed it
      I love the mcelroys

    • @jadetree
      @jadetree Год назад +30

      monster factory is alive and well :)!

    • @peytonmcvey2289
      @peytonmcvey2289 Год назад +17

      YES I almost screamed

    • @marymac9303
      @marymac9303 Год назад +46

      DOG VOTE! DOG VOTE! Dog suffrage! Ruffrage.

    • @vanjatsu.9725
      @vanjatsu.9725 Год назад

      ​@@dirtbby 0:40

  • @stxrlight777
    @stxrlight777 Месяц назад +30

    Why did Jarvis abandon his main account????

  • @fifthdagger
    @fifthdagger Год назад +480

    this game is actual hell on earth. it is the most terrifying thing of all time. its like taking all social things you can do, cranking the awkward meter by a ton, and taking away the good part of socializing which is you are at least doing something outside with people you might get to hang with in the future.

    • @citruscirrus5607
      @citruscirrus5607 Год назад +31

      yea, i feel like at least on vrchat there’s a ton of game worlds that you can go in alone, and end up making friend bc of the need of teamwork, but horizon just seems like all the chat worlds and that’s it.

    • @jm56585
      @jm56585 Год назад

      meanwhile celestenet:

    • @fifthdagger
      @fifthdagger Год назад

      @junmuta5153 celestenet kinda fire tho bc i never use it to meet new ppl i just ask existing friends to get on so we can play together or i can guide them thru certain stuff and we ignore everyone else LMAO

  • @thrivepavilion
    @thrivepavilion Год назад +4124

    Hello Jarvis! Thank you for stopping by the Thrive Pavilion. I regret that you didn't stay to join in on the conversation and observe the dynamic between our members. Thrive is a wonderful community of older adults who engage in various activities, such as book clubs, discussion groups, game nights, and even visits to the theater. I apologize that your experience with Horizon Worlds wasn't what you expected. However, we strongly believe that our group helps a vulnerable segment of society overcome social isolation. You are more than welcome to join us in the future. Thanks for spreading the word about Thrive!
    -Robert Signore
    President, Thrive Pavilion Inc.
    P.S.
    We got Barbara out of the pond! 😀 We take pleasure in assisting new users to learn the ropes of VR with patience and dedication.

  • @quackkedupfunnygirl
    @quackkedupfunnygirl Год назад +845

    Jarvis is so lonely and looking for people but spends the whole time running away from the only adults he encounters. This is beautifully relatable. ❤

    • @user-10021
      @user-10021 Год назад +2

      I thought I was the only one doing this, dayum

  • @corbin7150
    @corbin7150 9 месяцев назад +5

    As someone that occasionally hops on VRchat I felt so seen when Jarvis just silently hovered near groups of people talking

  • @levitraeh7195
    @levitraeh7195 Год назад +673

    honestly, this was a heart warming tale. learning that Slim made it to 2nd place made my entire day.

    • @solarslimgaming110
      @solarslimgaming110 Год назад +45

      Thanks ❤ much love

    • @S3RAPH1MX
      @S3RAPH1MX Год назад +11

      @@solarslimgaming110 no way?! its actually you??

    • @solarslimgaming110
      @solarslimgaming110 Год назад +31

      @@S3RAPH1MX it is I’ll be in Gatsby bar around 4pm today cone swing by !!!!

    • @StellarisVT
      @StellarisVT Год назад +4

      @@solarslimgaming110 HOLY SHIT HE'S REAL !!!!! GL ON THE GRIND FOR 1ST PLACE

  • @heyimbori
    @heyimbori Год назад +490

    that wholesome moment with the basketball guy who wouldn't talk...that was adorable

    • @Aaron-fb6mb
      @Aaron-fb6mb Год назад +5

      I know I hope he’s doing well

    • @ilyexotixx
      @ilyexotixx Год назад +1

      thank you guys! ❤❤❤

  • @platinumraven118
    @platinumraven118 Год назад +2065

    Honestly, lot of respect for the line"As an adult I have the responsibility to not crush the dreams of a child at 11 am. So I did the dance."

  • @EggOfficalReal
    @EggOfficalReal Месяц назад +13

    man its been a year since this dropped

    • @QuinnEthanR
      @QuinnEthanR 6 дней назад +1

      He posts more on his second channel, Jarvis Johnson GOLD

  • @JayFolipurba
    @JayFolipurba Год назад +437

    You bring up a good point: I'm all for protecting kids from adults, but I really think we also should protect adults from kids

    • @swimmyswim417
      @swimmyswim417 Год назад +86

      YES. I recently got back into fandom because I connected with an adults-only fan group. Kids and teens deserve their spaces, but we adults deserve spaces away from kids and teens.

    • @straawberryfieldsforever
      @straawberryfieldsforever Год назад +4

      @@swimmyswim417 It used to be that if you were a kid and wanted to join an adult space you'd lie about your age. I don't know why kids act this way nowadays (im gen z, not some old boomer) when they enter a fandom space they clearly shouldnt be in and cause an outrage about the content itself (like if they see nsfw images or adult topics) it just makes me sad since its so easy to lie about your age when making an account moderation barely tries to ban minors. Only alternative is giving your identity while making an account, which i think is way too invasive

  • @Stopmakingme123
    @Stopmakingme123 Год назад +448

    I laughed unreasonably hard at your sheer awkwardness lol, you teleporting home after direct eye contact was comedic gold.

  • @valstorms693
    @valstorms693 Год назад +815

    Jarvis, don’t take this personally because I accept meta is cursed and you should certainly never return, but I could watch HOURS of you interacting with slim and mike

    • @anniehoney03
      @anniehoney03 Год назад +12

      lmaooo me too!!!

    • @headintheclouds7905
      @headintheclouds7905 Год назад +6

      No fr 😭😭😭

    • @trollololol4601
      @trollololol4601 Год назад +28

      And mystery man :,3 that interaction was so sweet

    • @FourthStar
      @FourthStar Год назад +3

      @@trollololol4601 I think that's who they were refering to with "Mike"! Since Jarvis keeps calling him "Silent Mic" 😄

  • @brent73rn
    @brent73rn 11 месяцев назад +11

    This was such a great video. So well written. Hilarious and intelligent. Totally empathize on the social awkwardness.

  • @Quaila
    @Quaila Год назад +510

    Aw, that senior thrive book club was so cute and wholesome. The voice of that child “doing a tiktok” gave me a jolt of panic and urge to flee like a volcano was erupting.

    • @zoejane1635
      @zoejane1635 Год назад +22

      SAME EVERYONE WAS SO NICE AND SWEET ik it probably isnt like that all the time but AWWWW

    • @justjaein
      @justjaein Год назад +2

      honeslty? that one kid was like the only wholesome one. the ones shouting slurs and sexist jokes weren’t the bad ones to you ..?

    • @Quaila
      @Quaila Год назад +2

      @@justjaein It’s just because she sounded like a toddler and I felt very worried thinking about her talking to strangers. I felt panic because, like, that bowling baby is one thing, it won’t remember shit, but the depths of exploitation and cruelty that an unsupervised toddler could encounter on Zuckerberg’s shitty scammy trash heap make me shudder to think what kinds of impressions that could make on a developing mind.

    • @justjaein
      @justjaein Год назад +1

      @@Quaila ahhh! now I understand. I thought you meant the child themselves made you panic, but now I understand you’re worried for the child and not the other way around. I totally agree, it’s scary that all these children are on these types of spaces.

    • @Quaila
      @Quaila Год назад

      @@justjaein Oh I guess the urge to run away made that unclear lol I meant like run to find a responsible adult because even I don’t want to think about what kind of bad influence I could make on a preschooler by absentmindedly muttering swears or a Bush did 9/11 joke or something

  • @Thereischeeseindeed
    @Thereischeeseindeed Год назад +6178

    I can confirm, teens and preteens are either the most innocent and sweet people you'll ever meet, or, the most sexist, homophobic, and racist beings on the planet
    Edit: yes, I agree there is some middle ground, I made a hyperbolic statement for the point of comedy

    • @PansyPops
      @PansyPops Год назад +977

      Teens and preteens are like your grandma. Either they’re super accepting and kind or they’ll send you to hell for being slightly different to themselves.

    • @JacksonMiller_
      @JacksonMiller_ Год назад +180

      the duality of man

    • @watchingaccount
      @watchingaccount Год назад +147

      aren't you just describing... people?

    • @hiddenguy67
      @hiddenguy67 Год назад +20

      glad I'm more of the nicer type

    • @hiddenguy67
      @hiddenguy67 Год назад +82

      the rude ones are mostly the ones in absolutely massive groups which makes them care a lot less about eachother

  • @annadough5309
    @annadough5309 Год назад +760

    i am SO glad that jarvis talked about how social anxiety can DEFINITELY carry over into VR. i got a headset a while back and have spent my fair share of time walking up to groups and standing there silently listening.

    • @that.neurodivergent
      @that.neurodivergent Год назад +78

      I mean, even if it’s virtual your brain still knows that those are Real People™️ on the other side 😳 I definitely struggle with this too

    • @lulalu3854
      @lulalu3854 Год назад +18

      I can’t even chat in big group chats on what’s app😂 too many people

    • @Lutyrannus
      @Lutyrannus Год назад +17

      I'm not gonna lie VRChat was one of the things that helped me to ease my social anxiety a lot. While you still have social anxiety at first, it's infinitely less than it would be IRL - so you can eventually learn to overcome that barrier of just saying hi to someone you've never met before. Once you crossed that barrier once in VR, it's so much easier to cross IRL, too...

    • @Wltrwllyngaeiou
      @Wltrwllyngaeiou Год назад +6

      Tbh this seems waaaaaaay worse to me than real life interactions

    • @Thedarkbunnyrabbit
      @Thedarkbunnyrabbit Год назад +5

      @@Wltrwllyngaeiou As someone introverted I find it a billion times harder to talk in VRChat than IRL. I'm quiet IRL but if you talk to me I'll respond and over time in a familiar place like work I'll start initiating conversation. In VR chat though, knowing you're just talking into a microphone makes it way more awkward. When someone approaches or speaks to me in VRchat I just straight up flee instead.

  • @DrMcFly28
    @DrMcFly28 7 месяцев назад +6

    This is exactly what I need - an environment where I can get constant social anxiety, but with the added perk of shitty graphics

  • @lilyjade493
    @lilyjade493 Год назад +696

    When Jarvis was just awkwardly standing outside of people’s groups not saying anything anxiously, I’ve never felt so seen because that was my entire high school experience 😭

  • @sinserinity
    @sinserinity Год назад +1631

    Silent Mike is so cute just silently being supportive. He must've felt lonely and appreciated ur company

    • @ilyexotixx
      @ilyexotixx Год назад +187

      I wasn’t lonely, well… kinda. But I was practicing.

    • @gaywalllbiter
      @gaywalllbiter Год назад +2

      ​@ilyexotixx WAIT YOURE HERE!

    • @ilyexotixx
      @ilyexotixx Год назад +36

      @@gaywalllbiter Yeah!

    • @samaragupta3185
      @samaragupta3185 Год назад +68

      @@ilyexotixxITS MIKE HOLY SHIT

    • @ilyexotixx
      @ilyexotixx Год назад

      @@samaragupta3185 yup! wsg?

  • @mtempty
    @mtempty Год назад +373

    Jarvis is so relatable for wanting more people to talk to but once they are actually there he just leaves

  • @ephemeraIl
    @ephemeraIl 3 месяца назад +10

    i didnt realize he wasnt posting on this channel. anyway, for anyone else checking the newest comments, he stills posts on his gold channel

    • @枒
      @枒 3 месяца назад +2

      Why doesn’t he post here anymore? Love your pfp btw

    • @ephemeraIl
      @ephemeraIl 3 месяца назад +1

      @@枒 thank you I love yours too! I’m not actually sure but he’s obviously aware of it and has joked about it on twitter
      Someone else in the comments said Jarvis allegedly said he just liked how his second channel could be more casual

  • @zigmoney
    @zigmoney Год назад +426

    I love how in VR worlds its either the most wholesome and cool people or just absolute horror

  • @aygeesea
    @aygeesea Год назад +303

    i’m so happy for slim he worked hard to earn his spot as #2

  • @BuckleUpOG
    @BuckleUpOG Год назад +674

    Jarvis getting a Pokémon sponsor is the dream and I’m glad his hard work is paying off, imagine telling kid Jarvis that

    • @lemohecc
      @lemohecc Год назад +10

      heh, dream

    • @Jablinnn
      @Jablinnn Год назад +2

      @@lemohecc that’s literally exactly what I said to myself-

  • @Corrupt-jp6mw
    @Corrupt-jp6mw 2 месяца назад +12

    Jarvis did you get sucked into the metaverse forever come back

    • @startaru
      @startaru 2 месяца назад +5

      jarvis johnson gold is his metaverse channel, when he escapes he'll come back to this one

  • @OnyxBrockford
    @OnyxBrockford Год назад +420

    everyone take a moment to praise silent mike. He was the hero we didn't know we needed.

    • @ilyexotixx
      @ilyexotixx Год назад +2

      thank you so much! ❤❤❤

  • @badger6882
    @badger6882 Год назад +738

    The fact that Jarvis essentially spent this week drugged up on motion sickness medication is too funny to me

  • @DoxicDoad
    @DoxicDoad Год назад +2087

    This is so much funnier after seeing Danny's VR experience. Danny gets nice children who teach him to play a game and Jarvis gets social anxiety 😂

    • @SAVarXX
      @SAVarXX Год назад +112

      its even funnier because gorilla tag is by like 1 or two people or something and metaverse was $30 billion. everyone fucked up by letting facebook become the face of vr instead of literally any other vr company

    • @amityfox4914
      @amityfox4914 Год назад +21

      ​@SAVarXX for those of us that have been following VR for 40 years, we were collectively passed off at zuck's rebranding. He'll, even Neil Stephenson, the guy that *coined* the term metaverse, is trying to show that it's so so so much more.
      Glad to see VRChat get a nod at the beginning! XD

    • @Broman1889
      @Broman1889 Год назад +3

      I'm new to this channel, and don't know who this Danny is that you're talking about...could you point me to his Horizon Worlds video?

    • @DoxicDoad
      @DoxicDoad Год назад

      @@Broman1889 The channel is Danny Gonzalez, he didn't do horizon worlds but he played a bunch of random VR games, if you search "Danny Gonzalez VR" it should come up! :)

    • @korekiyokisserrr
      @korekiyokisserrr Год назад +10

      @@Broman1889it’s not a horizon worlds video, it just has to do with VR lol but his name is Danny Gonzalez

  • @tyler_darkwinner
    @tyler_darkwinner 3 месяца назад +11

    Sad that it’s been a full year since this channel uploaded

  • @dogteeeth
    @dogteeeth Год назад +388

    mike throwing up his hands in celebration when you made the basketball shot was so wholesome i love it

  • @yeebler
    @yeebler Год назад +133

    The "can I help you" and Jarvis zooming away was some of the funniest shit

  • @yaboihawkie
    @yaboihawkie Год назад +319

    Watching Jarvis just experience real social anxiety in VR has been the realest shit I’ve seen in a while

    • @yaboihawkie
      @yaboihawkie Год назад +11

      I’m 22 and I’ve been playing quest games pretty consistently for years. The kids suck, but also they can be awesome. Be like Jarvis and be nice to the kids even when they annoy the shit out of you.

    • @cynister7384
      @cynister7384 Год назад +2

      My social anxiety is somehow worse in VR actually

    • @tsundor1
      @tsundor1 Год назад

      i don't even need vr or having to actually talk to feel social anxiety. in game chats stress me out in general lol

  • @jjdicarloutube
    @jjdicarloutube 11 месяцев назад +12

    Tears streaming while laughing at this. I needed these giggles!